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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Juicy Smollier On Cross-ExaminationFrom tweets by Jason Meisner (@jmetr22b). There is no video; Mr. Juicy Smolliet objected and would not permit cameras in the courtroom. The Nigerian brothers are named Abel and Abimbola Osundairo. The latter is called "Bola" and sometimes "Ola." I've changed references to him to be "Bola," consistently. Here's Juicy's testimony from yesterday. Here's the cross examination today:In other words: If he was just working out with Abel -- as the lie goes -- he should just be in the car with Abel. But, on the other hand, if he's going to do a "dry run" of the fake hate crime with both Abel and Bola, then he'd need both men. And look at this -- he has both men, not just Abel. Q: You got so stoned that you decided when you got to Streeterville you were too stoned to work out? Smollett sounds slightly annoyed by the question. "No," he answers. "I've worked out many times high on weed. It certainly wasn't that." Smollett says it was "weird" that Bola was with them and he had an interview set up so he decided to just scrap the workout plan. He seems impatient with Webb's repeated questions about whether he's denying planning the hoax. Webb shows surveillance video of Smollett's car circling the area where the attack occurred. "You mean the intersection directly across from my garage?" Smollett retorts.Seems like they're casing the area to check the cameras and find the right place for the Fake Hate Crime Hoax production. Next they talk about Juicy sending Abel messages from Instagram as he was returning from NYC to Chicago -- keeping him apprised of when his plane was landing, so he would know when it was time for the Fake Hate Crime Production to take place. Juicy is claiming that he was sending updates about his travel progress to everyone so it was NBD if he also sent texts to Bola, right? Webb shows him the next Instagram message: This is the second time you updated him about your flight status? Smollett: Out of context, yes sir Webb: I’m sorry, what? A: Yes Webb: Did you answer yes? Smollett: YesThat's rich. It was part of Smolliet's script of his Fake Race Crime Hoax to have that word repeated multiple times and he uses it all the time in his texts but now he's piously telling the prosecutor he's not allowed to read from his own text messages, "out of respect for every African American in the courtroom." Continued below. We're now up to the attack. Remember, for the attack, Smolliet first claimed his attackers were "white," and then, when it turned out they were very dark-skinned Nigerians, shifted this to "pale." His lawyer even suggested that perhaps they were wearing whiteface makeup during the attack. Besides asking about why he misidentified dark-skinned men as "white," the prosecutor will also ask why he misidentified men he knew well as completely unknown strangers whose voices he failed to recognize.So Smolliet is also claiming he doesn't necessarily believe these guys are the attackers -- maybe they're just making this elaborate lie up! Again, the richness of this nasty race-baiting racist piously telling us what would or would not be "racist." Webb still questioning Smollett on his description of one of his attackers as white. Smollett acknowledges he later changed that to "pale." "I didn’t want to make the assumption that they were white. So I said let me change that and just say that they were pale skinned."Juicy's cover story is that he was only talking to Abel about arranging a workout. That workout obviously never happened. But surprise surprise -- Juicy never texted Abel to cancel the workout, and Abel never texted to say "Where are you? I thought we had a workout." Almost as if they never scheduled a workout, because they had instead scheduled a Fake Hate Crime Hoax. On The Five, Jesse Watters said that when asked if Juicy had done this for attention, Juicy had responded that, as an actor, he never sought attention. The jury will get the case on Wednesday. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I'll go summon the others!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (Jn+M1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (/U27+) 3
Jussie vying to overtake OJ in the most ridicuous Negro sweeps
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (us2H3) 4
Didn't think that post would be a 1st!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 06:01 PM (Jn+M1) 5
Earlier today we were wondering about the source of the stories about the connection between Don Lemon and Jussie Smollett, and who it was who had said that Don Lemon had passed him information.
Turns out, it was Jussie himself, while he was on the witness stand, being cross examined during this trial. My guess is that Jussie was trying to name drop, and if that doesn't work he's going to try to drag down everyone he knows with him. Don Lemon is thinking "thanks a lot you c*nt" Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:01 PM (trdmm) 6
I just want to hear these two Nigerian dudes saying "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" in their Nigerian accent
Posted by: ballistic at December 07, 2021 06:01 PM (oXNqT) 7
3 Jussie vying to overtake OJ in the most ridicuous Negro sweeps
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (us2H3) I hope he doesn't have the same kind of "jury." Posted by: It's me donna at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (KktuI) 8
I beginning to get the impression that this guy is an asshole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (1t5dY) 9
I wonder what "maga" means in Igbo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (6FeV1) 10
Juice ain't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (pL/4C) 11
What are the odds that a Chicago jury convicts here? (with no hold-outs for a mistrial)
Posted by: Liberty at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (i6gGH) 12
I beginning to get the impression that this guy is an asshole. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (1t5dY) ___________ Sodomite and actor. What do you think? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (/U27+) 13
Isn't Michael O and The Oprah tied to this hoax somehow?
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (GYllL) 14
I really thought this was all forgotten actually, Leftist makes up fake crime, how many are prosecuted?
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (2JoB8) 15
Did they get to the part about the Subway sandwich yet? I think the whole case is going to hinge on that.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (m45I2) 16
Jussie vying to overtake OJ in the most ridicuous Negro sweeps
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (us2H3) ........ Those mirrored shades help a bit. Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T) 17
Isn't Michael O and The Oprah tied to this hoax somehow? Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (GYllL) ________ Willie Brown's Mattress is. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (/U27+) 18
Comical how he's now claiming that he never said his attackers were white - in ALL of his original statements to the police investigating, he swore that they were white, over and over. Once he found out that the police had discovered the Nigerian butt-tag team, he got scared and said "I might have mis-spoke, I don't know if they were white."
And now he claims on the witness stand that he never said they were white. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (trdmm) 19
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL) 20
Has the bottle of bleach made an appearance yet?
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (88xKn) Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (us2H3) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (Dc2NZ) 23
13 Isn't Michael O and The Oprah tied to this hoax somehow?
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (GYllL) The wookie had something to do with knobbling the prosecutor's office. The other asshole is also an asshole. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (m45I2) 25
I just want to hear these two Nigerian dudes saying "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" in their Nigerian accent
It's funny if you hear it in Geoffrey Holder's voice. And I predict Juicy will walk with a slap on the wrist. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (2JVJo) 26
Did it occur to smug leftist that people who can not afford Christmas lights like to go around and admire others? That is kind of the whole point.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (I13C0) 27
30 years for assholelish pretentiousness.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (Qa6b8) 28
Wasn't Kamala part of the plan?
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (0hbQ6) 29
Bola in Filipino means (bullshite). Usually in tandem. "Mahal na kita ko! Walay bola-bola!"
Translation: "I love you! I'm not bullshitting!". Usually uttered after a few hours drinking San Migs or Fundador. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 07, 2021 06:08 PM (n/szn) 30
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Isn't Michael O and The Oprah tied to this hoax somehow? Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (GYllL) ________ Willie Brown's Mattress is. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Harris too? Geez. Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:08 PM (GYllL) 31
And now he claims on the witness stand that he never said they were white.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (trdmm) Supposedly carrying nooses, dumping bleach, wearing MAGA hats. But I mean... maybe they weren't white? I dunno. What a grade A USDA prime dipshit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:08 PM (6FeV1) 32
14 I really thought this was all forgotten actually, Leftist makes up fake crime, how many are prosecuted?
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (2JoB This *never* would have gone this far if Jussie had simply said "I'm sorry" early on - that's all the Chicago PD ever wanted. But no, he kept on and kept on and claimed the Chicago Police were RAYCISS!!! and he finally pissed off *everyone* so much that they said "ok asshole, you played a stupid game, here's your stupid prize." The crime he's actually being tried for is a Criminal Count of Running his Mouth so much that Everyone Hates Him, and also Criminally Wasting Everyone's Friggin' Time with Bullshit. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (trdmm) 33
Jussie thinks he can act his way out of this. In his eyes he's just playing a role and only has to convince 1 person.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (NpAcC) 34
Wasn't Kamala part of the plan?
***** I thought she put in a word with the prosecutor on Smollett's behalf. Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (m45I2) 35
30 years for assholelish pretentiousness.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (Qa6b With a 10 year bad acting enhancement. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (SH2Zi) 36
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (/U27+)
I think there are plenty of men who are actors who are straight. I've known a number of them, but I realize that this is the absolutely accepted ideolgy here, along with all actors are narcisssitic psychopaths ( I think I gave up being a narcisstic psychopath when I become an actor but you never know as I occasionally still act. It did make me laugh that Juicy said as an actor he didn't seek attention. Back in the day with film actors studios would arrange things to get publicity. Now they often have to do it on their own. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (poMoX) 37
First this guy will blow himself.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (0hbQ6) 38
Imagine "This is MAGA country" in Clint Eastwood voice.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (KAi1n) 39
Thought a few times on previous Juicy threads that Kameltoe is supposed to be a friend. But since the fake crime not much about it.
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (2JoB8) 40
30 years for assholelish pretentiousness.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (Qa6b ....... plus 5 for masturbating in a gay bath house. Was that mean? Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (v0R5T) 41
Juicy is the only living person who does not understand that the "Nigerian scam" is designed to fuck you in the ass for fun and profit.
Not designed for a "good time" while munching on a cold subway sandwich. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (BFigT) 42
Boobs Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (XvPQV) 43
Those who partake of the food offered by Subway should sue Jussie for 'emotional distress' because they can never look at foot long the same way ever again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (+CF/e) 44
If he is any type of film buff at all he'll soon jump up and holler - "Attica! Attica!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (mD/uy) 45
I kinda feel like some Juicy Fruit gum.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (bfuCx) 46
I had never watched Dave Chappelle, he does an excellent job roasting Juicy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (Jn+M1) 47
Is this an all black jury?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (NpAcC) 48
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ***** Are you using that as an epithet or merely an observation? Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (m45I2) 49
Aren't the brothers American? Do they have a Nigerian accent? I was under the impression that they grew up here.
Of course, the average NPR listener isn't going to be told that, so they will just naturally assume that it couldn't be the brothers who did the attack, since Juicy didn't hear an African accent. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (SRRAx) 50
47 Is this an all black jury?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (NpAcC) I saw them doing a haka outside before they went in... so probably. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:13 PM (6FeV1) 51
Those who partake of the food offered by Subway ...
Posted by: Anna Puma Imma stop you raich 'ere. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2021 06:13 PM (1t5dY) 52
36-meant "gave up being a narcissistic pyschopath when I became a pastor)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (poMoX) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (+CF/e) 55
It's funny if you hear it in Geoffrey Holder's voice.
----- *tosses head back* HAHAhahaha! "Crisp and clean, the taste of peen!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ) 56
This whole incident plays like a failed pitch for a possible Seinfield episode.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (m45I2) 57
So far the trial is not going as fabulous as I thought it would.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (vuisn) 58
56 This whole incident plays like a failed pitch for a possible Seinfield episode.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (m45I2) ... if this asshole gets sentenced to be someone's butler for a year, I will take back all the mean things i've ever said about America... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (6FeV1) 59
Until people doing hate hoaxes get the same treatment and sentence as those alleged in the hoax, this will continue because incentives matter.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (9hXN1) 60
Willie Brown's Mattress is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Harris too? Geez. Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 06:08 PM (GYllL) Please - she and Corey Booker were counting on this incident to boost support for the Anti-Lynching bill that they were planning to introduce to the Senate. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (SRRAx) 61
Guilty on ALL counts, five years for being such a deutsche bag racist color war instigator.
I have no idea how many counts there are, should be one for every American harmed by his fake hate crime, blacks harmed, whites harmed, America harmed. Hang em high ... fakes noose is a Hate Crime. (since real noose would be hate crime) Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (Cus5s) 62
This whole incident plays like a failed pitch for a possible Seinfield episode.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (m45I2) . . . and then street toughs will try to force you to wear a ribbon . . . . Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (SH2Zi) 63
This honky Webb hate the black man is a homophobe and he a white supreme too.
Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (iDcra) 64
Did they get to the part about the Subway sandwich yet? I think the whole case is going to hinge on that. Posted by: Muldoon What condiments were on the sandwich? Tomatoes? No. Lettuce? Onions? Onions, no lettuce. Peppers? Some. Green, sweet, or hot? I like my partners to be all thr ... oh, you said "peppers". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (3l5Yq) 65
This thing will be perfect if the defense calls Bubba Wallace as a character witness.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (nMx88) 66
He was making a very salary on Empire. Did he think faking a MAGA hate crime would get him his own show?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (poMoX) 67
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards ***** Are you using that as an epithet or merely an observation? Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (m45I2) Just trying to clear the air Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (XvPQV) 68
That wasn't mayo...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 06:17 PM (+CF/e) 69
... if this asshole gets sentenced to be someone's butler for a year, I will take back all the mean things i've ever said about America...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM ... They're going to remake Benson? Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2021 06:17 PM (Kox/L) 70
Boobs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Are you using that as an epithet or merely an observation? Posted by: Muldoon Just trying to clear the air Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready Making a clean breast of it, as it were? Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 06:17 PM (mD/uy) 71
So... Mr. Smallett, did you or did you knot put a noose on before traipsing off to the dick sucking subway place where you suck dicks?
Yes or know? Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (BFigT) 72
Until people doing hate hoaxes get the same treatment and sentence as those alleged in the hoax, this will continue because incentives matter.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (9hXN1) === Been saying this for years but I'm afraid it will never change. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (iDcra) 73
This thing will be perfect if the defense calls Bubba Wallace as a character witness.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (nMx8 It was fun to tweak the woketards by referring to him as Bubba Smollett. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (SH2Zi) 74
66 He was making a very salary on Empire. Did he think faking a MAGA hate crime would get him his own show?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:16 PM (poMoX) He was probably put up to it, is my guess. Might not have even been money or blackmail involved, just stroking the silly dope's ego. "You'll be a hero for Racial Justice!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (6FeV1) 75
As someone with Classic Cytogenetics I'd like the impure vaccinated to please leave this thread. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (dQvv7) 76
I just had a Subway supper. They finally brought back the Sub Club sandwich.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (Vxu+H) 77
That sidebar thing about all the lies that biden tells. It's to twitter. It is full of and has promoted to the top a bunch of crap by a small number of leftists saying what about this lie by trump, what about this lie by trump, etc...
In every single one of those stupid "but trump" retorts there are replies showing those aren't lies whereas the crap biden spouts is verifiably a bunch of lies. In every case those replies are blocked. So all you see is twitter assigning their "sick burns" by the left and everything else squelched. Everything on twitter is like this. Everything a leftist writes is promoted and everything a non-leftist writes is blocked. Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (Fq1gB) 78
Anyone been checking out The Will & Amala show on PragerU?
Couple of young conservatives, white dude, mixed-race girl, with a nice, low-key (no shouting) show that I've been really enjoying. Plus, Amala (rhymes with Kamala but the similarities end there) is a real freakin' cutie. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 06:18 PM (Bmy3R) 79
Of course, the average NPR listener isn't going to be told that, so they will just naturally assume that it couldn't be the brothers who did the attack, since Juicy didn't hear an African accent.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (SRRAx) The funny part of the trial is that the brothers got up on the witness stand and made a full confession of everything they did, when they did it, and how they did it. Backed up by recovered video of them buying the rope, and video of the 3 of them together in the car, casing the scene of the attack 24 hours in advance. The investigators actually did a very good job of wrapping this all up and putting a bow on it. Jussie's defense is to stand up there and lie as blatantly and as brazenly as he can, and hope he can get someone on the jury to vote with him because of Blackness or something. (even though he's blaming it all on two Black guys now) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM (trdmm) 80
I sense a condiment joke coming soon...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM (m45I2) 81
From the earlier thread -- I guess the woman in the lavender workout leggings is unaware that the seam from your leggings is supposed to lay on top of your butt crack, not go into the butt crack. When this type of 'sucking in' happens it's a sign that your pants are too tight - I expect the front view was pretty illuminating. Remember people - just because you can fit your body into a pair of pants doesn't mean they fit; check the back view for excess stretching, etc.
The older man probably couldn't look away, mesmerized by her lack of modesty. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM (+CiEK) 82
Changing it to "pale" and his reason cracks me up. Has he ever actually looked at the "attackers" he called his friends?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (r5BVk) 83
In order to practice safe sandwiching you must use a condiment.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (m45I2) 84
A condi-ment?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (+CF/e) 85
Chappell is a comic genius.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (ergrq) 86
Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers? Who told you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers? I didn't tell you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers! Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers?
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (0hbQ6) 87
I love the last part about where kanye west was last night.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (KAi1n) 88
86 Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers? Who told you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers? I didn't tell you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers! Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers?
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (0hbQ6) "I gave you Gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (6FeV1) 89
Ancient Judaic law among others meted out that punishment for cases where the accusation determined to be false.
We appear to be transitioning to a time where rule of law is increasingly optionally applied; that inevitably leads to actions outside the law to serve as rough justice. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (9hXN1) 90
>>> (even though he's blaming it all on two Black guys now)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM (trdmm) Pale actually Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (Fq1gB) 91
They were wearing whiteface just like White Man Group.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (63Dwl) 92
If Jussie goes to prison I will be sooooo jelly.
Posted by: David French at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (myUMx) 93
I sense a condiment joke coming soon... Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM You ribbing us for 'her pleasure'? Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (dQvv7) 94
I expect the front view was pretty illuminating.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 07, 2021 06:19 PM (+CiEK) Illuminating like a sucking chest wound. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (SH2Zi) 95
Changing it to "pale" and his reason cracks me up. Has he ever actually looked at the "attackers" he called his friends?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM ... I have never heard "pale" as a description of skin color unless he's going for a shorter version of paleface Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (Kox/L) 96
They put him on the stand?
I would bet they rehearsed and rehearsed his testimony till he was sick and tired of it all but he's convinced he has to lie. What sort of sentence is he looking at? Doesn't he know if it goes against him the sentence would be worse? And he's sinking his career every minute he's up there lying. They'd deny it but I'd bet his career is stalled after this. Guilty or not doesn't matter. He's unstable and dangerous and that doesn't appeal to investors. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:23 PM (1hoTV) 97
I have never heard "pale" as a description of skin color unless he's going for a shorter version of paleface
Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (Kox/L) "person of pallor" has been a semi-joke for a long while now... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:23 PM (6FeV1) 98
I thought their names were Abimbola and Olabingo?
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2021 06:24 PM (mbFEM) 99
How about a condiment pun? The defense is peppering him with questions, but he may become seasoned to it.
or Juicy might have gotten himself into a jam. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:24 PM (poMoX) 100
He's unstable and dangerous and that doesn't appeal to investors. Posted by: jakee308 Pairing him with Alec Baldwin in a film would be ratings gold, Jerry! Gold! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (3l5Yq) 101
How about a condiment pun? The defense is peppering him with questions, but he may become seasoned to it.
or Juicy might have gotten himself into a jam. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:24 PM (poMoX) Can we dispense with these puns? Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (SH2Zi) 102
They were darker than a Cracker but lighter than a Honky mother fucker.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (ergrq) 103
The brothers Obladi and Oblada.
Posted by: Paul Mac at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (0hbQ6) 104
person of pallor" has been a semi-joke for a long while now...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2021 06:23 PM ... But among the Irish and Scandi types, right? Like it's self deprecating. I dont think that originated in rap music. Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (Kox/L) 105
Any publicity is good publicity.
Posted by: Paris Hilton at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (pL/4C) 106
Juicy, the boogie woogie bugle boy from cell block B.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (Qa6b8) 107
The main application of Twitter for someone on the right is to capture information useful for future application or a vandal's approach such as applying the new guideline requiring consent for photos rigorously to the blue check mafia or doxxers.
A few people in Righty media land or specific specialties may also find it useful as the first is looking for story hooks and the latter may actually find useful information because the signal to noise is not as cluttered by leftist dogmatists in narrow areas. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (9hXN1) 108
They were darker than a Cracker but lighter than a Honky mother fucker.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:25 PM (ergrq) LOL Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (Ez6QX) 109
What the fuck is it all of a sudden with all of these CNN hacks getting drawn into these world changing events?
Next you'll be telling me that CNN's Brian Stelter is a key player in the upcoming potato famine. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (BPuaD) 110
A lighter shade of pale.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 06:27 PM (AlkyK) 111
The testimony is moot. What is the makeup of the jury? If its1/3 or more black he is not getting convicted.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 07, 2021 06:27 PM (bfuCx) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 06:27 PM (2JVJo) 113
If he'd just taken the plea this would be all over and he could turn his life around.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:27 PM (1hoTV) 114
I would bet they rehearsed and rehearsed his testimony till he was sick and tired of it all but he's convinced he has to lie. What sort of sentence is he looking at?
... Any guy who can plan a hoax that good can handle his own defense prep. Posted by: TexasDan at December 07, 2021 06:27 PM (Kox/L) 115
And so it was that later As the miller told his tale That her face, at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 06:28 PM (63Dwl) 116
Doesn't he know if it goes against him the sentence would be worse? And he's sinking his career every minute he's up there lying. They'd deny it but I'd bet his career is stalled after this. Guilty or not doesn't matter. He's unstable and dangerous and that doesn't appeal to investors.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:23 PM (1hoTV) They cancelled the series he was in early I believe because of rancor over the hoax. I'd bet he isn't welcome anywhere even in Hollywood outside of very liberal fanatic circles where they will pretend to buy his story Posted by: Oldcat at December 07, 2021 06:28 PM (eoQWY) 117
What the fuck is it all of a sudden with all of these CNN hacks getting drawn into these world changing events?
Next you'll be telling me that CNN's Brian Stelter is a key player in the upcoming potato famine. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM ... For some of us it's simply an occupational hazard Posted by: Brian Williams at December 07, 2021 06:28 PM (Kox/L) 118
ha!
patsajak A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, its a misdemeanor, and youll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:28 PM (yrol0) 119
Why isn't he out looking for these people who attacked him like OJ did?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:29 PM (1hoTV) 120
Next you'll be telling me that CNN's Brian Stelter is a key player in the upcoming potato famine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM It's kind of obvious, when you think about it. No self-respecting potato can look at that famous picture of tater and soldier on. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (SH2Zi) 121
AMF
President Biden has accepted Saule Omarova's request that her name be withdrawn for the nomination for Office of the Comptroller of the Currency Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (yrol0) 122
f its1/3 or more black he is not getting convicted.
Complicating factor. He' a wealthy, gay Black man and his accusers are black. Also, I think there are still many blacks who do not approve of gay men. In addition, It's not a cut and dried evil white Policeman case. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (poMoX) 123
Did Pat Sajak really say that?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (bfuCx) 124
>>88 86 Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers? Who told you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers? I didn't tell you to blow one of the Nigerian brothers! Why did you blow one of the Nigerian brothers?
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at December 07, 2021 06:21 PM (0hbQ6) "I gave you Gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!" Posted by: Warai-otoko haha Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (0G13K) 125
He's got more of a gay attitude than a black attitude. I'm surprised he hasn't snapped his fingers after giving an answer.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (ergrq) 126
He wanted a salary boost - remember, the "ransom note" that he showed to the Empire higher-ups didn't get him what he wanted. But ever since pictures emerged of him talking to Kamala before the "attack", I have had suspicions that the entire hoax was more elaborate than just the racism angle.
The note. Talking with Kamala. The bill that she and Booker were drafting. The "attack". Jussie would get what he wanted - publicity, a "cause" that he could be the face of, and a nice hefty raise in pay and a bigger role on Empire. Kamala and Corey - along with the entire race hustling industry and the leftist media - would have a big, juicy "cause" of their own that they could milk for all that it was worth. With the added bonus of white apologists falling all over themselves to excoriate MAGA people and Trump. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (SRRAx) 127
ryan long and danny do this "Based Seinfeld" routine.
One bit has Kramer bursting into the apartment going, "well, I got banned from Facebook!" "You're banned?" "I'mmmm BANNNED, JERRY!" (Hand up in the air) Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 06:31 PM (0G13K) 128
What is the makeup of the jury?
--------- Maybelline, but I wouldn't put it past them to be using Revlon or even Cover Girl. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 06:31 PM (AlkyK) 129
Like the burning that sometimes accompanies urination.
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at December 07, 2021 06:32 PM (pL/4C) 130
well he did hate women
Holly Madison: Life in Playboy Mansion was gross, drugs were used for sex Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:32 PM (yrol0) 131
person of pallor" has been a semi-joke for a long while now...
Posted by: Warai-otoko ****** Sure, but this goes beyond the Pale! Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:32 PM (m45I2) 132
President Biden has accepted Saule Omarova's request that her name be withdrawn for the nomination for Office of the Comptroller of the Currency
Posted by: r Just her name, or her too? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (K3ZCc) 133
Up until just this moment, I never knew the lyrics to A Whiter Shade of Pale.
That's some drugged up shit right there. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (1hoTV) Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (Rbu5d) 135
I can't say I understand the logic of trying to sell a condom which cuts off about 90% of the sensation for a male, then 'ribbing' it for 'her pleasure'. Some ad people have no idea that the only thing the male wants to do is rip the damn thing off and go at it like the Energizer Bunny on crack. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (dQvv7) 136
128 What is the makeup of the jury?
--------- Maybelline, but I wouldn't put it past them to be using Revlon or even Cover Girl. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 06:31 PM (AlkyK) blackfarce Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (us2H3) 137
123 Did Pat Sajak really say that?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (bfuCx) YES Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM (yrol0) 138
Who are these "we" people, paleface?
Posted by: Tonto at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (pL/4C) 139
He's got more of a gay attitude than a black attitude. I'm surprised he hasn't snapped his fingers after giving an answer.
Posted by: J gay is more privilged un crt so Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (K3ZCc) 140
i think they do another bit where Jerry and George are talking about a girl George is dating, and George is going like, "She's a Double-Masker, Jerry!"
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (0G13K) 141
Holly Madison: Life in Playboy Mansion was gross, drugs were used for sex
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:32 PM (yrol0) Holly Madison pissed because Hef dumped her and asked someone else to marry him. Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (ergrq) 142
Were they a lighter shade of pale?
Posted by: Procol Harem at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (n/szn) 143
Sajak was based years before we started saying "based".
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 06:35 PM (sGnvY) 144
is he, jussie, going to testify as a victm in the epstein trial
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:35 PM (K3ZCc) 145
Didn't Cory "I am Spartacus" Booker testify in the trial? What did he say? That it certainly was MAGA wearing hat white people who attacked Jussie?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:37 PM (poMoX) 146
Holly Madison: I'm shocked . . . shocked that there are drugs and sex going on in here!
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:37 PM (SH2Zi) 147
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/must see video-greene-gaetz-gohmert-gosar release report dc jail unusual cruel treatment j6 defendants
https://tinyurl.com/84ymmp2z 2 minute statement by M T-G on conditions at Garland Gulag Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 06:37 PM (2JoB8) Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:38 PM (us2H3) Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 06:38 PM (BFigT) 150
HarperCollins said on Tuesday that it would no longer publish a planned book by Chris Cuomo, who was fired by CNN over the weekend.
It will be directly injected into your brain. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:39 PM (yrol0) 151
Is Holly Madison still whining?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 07, 2021 06:39 PM (bfuCx) 152
jdbh
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:39 PM (K3ZCc) 153
"I'mmmm BANNNED, JERRY!" (Hand up in the air)
Posted by: ace ****** Yeah, I can see that scene in my head. Epic Kramer. Did he give a reason for the banning? Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:39 PM (m45I2) Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:40 PM (us2H3) 155
I hope and pray Jussie gets the justice he richly deserves, or I'm gonna get angry, VERY ANGRY.
Posted by: Alec "Trickshot" Baldwin at December 07, 2021 06:40 PM (caxCA) 156
If ****a cock don't fit, you must acquit
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at December 07, 2021 06:40 PM (QzkSJ) 157
Mitch is first turtle I know of that is slimy
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:41 PM (us2H3) 158
112 I sense a condiment joke coming soon...
We are a peppery bunch. there's no way i can ketchup with the streams of puns poured out by the horde. Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 07, 2021 06:41 PM (v3pYe) 159
Smollett seems exasperated when asked if he testified his attackers "sounded" white.
"I never would say that they acted or sounded white." He says he made the "assumption" that they were. "That would be racist to say that someone acted white or sounded white." -------- This is my favorite part of the whole thing, in which he explains that it's not racist to assume your attackers are white based on nothing at all, but it IS racist to say that someone acted white or sounded white. Not sure what "acted white" would even mean. Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:41 PM (wyw4S) Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (yrol0) 161
Holly Madison: Life in Playboy Mansion was gross, drugs were used for sex
So is she saying that people traded drugs in exchange for sex, or that people used drugs to perform sexually? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (2JVJo) 162
Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (R/m4+) 163
does he read cursive
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (K3ZCc) 164
Legal Insurrection analyst says Jussie got "Testy and arrogant" on the stand and that he should not have taken the stand:
https://tinyurl.com/4p2vfxu7 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (poMoX) 165
there should be a disclaimer before any act(or|tress) gets on a witness stand:
This person is a paid liar. He tells lies written by other people along with convincing emotional displays aimed at legitimizing whatever they are stating so that it seems factual. Any thing they say or do could be contrived and done so as to make their testimony seem reasonable and truthful. They have practised this art for years and gotten paid money for making a convincing performance to millions. Everthing they say should be considered a possible lie. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (1hoTV) 166
156 If ****a cock don't fit, you must acquit
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at December 07, 2021 06:40 PM (QzkSJ) but if it's to the hilt jizzy must be kilt Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:43 PM (us2H3) 167
Juicy is making up his lines as he goes, even if he has to change the story every few minutes. He's acting like he's in charge as well which is hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:43 PM (KZzsI) 168
ock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!...
Posted by: H does everything have to be about sex with you? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:43 PM (K3ZCc) Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 06:43 PM (BFigT) 170
Holly Madison: Life in Playboy Mansion was gross, drugs were used for sex
She then went on to reveal other shockers such as how water is wet, the sky is up, and Joe Biden was cheated into office. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI) 171
76 I just had a Subway supper. They finally brought back the Sub Club sandwich.
oh? are they doing roast beef again? Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (sGtp+) 172
@159
Hopefully we'll get some cops on rebuttal talking about how jussie said the attackers were white trump supporters. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (AwPyG) Posted by: Don Lemon at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (us2H3) 174
This is my favorite part of the whole thing, in which he explains that it's not racist to assume your attackers are white based on nothing at all, but it IS racist to say that someone acted white or sounded white.
Not sure what "acted white" would even mean. Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:41 PM (wyw4S) That's the cherry on top of this whole race-hoax enchilada. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (SH2Zi) 175
No surprise this trial is not televised. Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (dtUS3) Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (K3ZCc) 177
>>So is she saying that people traded drugs in exchange for sex, or that people used drugs to perform sexually?
Is she alleging that 150 yr old Hef needed help in getting it up? No one will ever believe her! Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (O6DoG) 178
Jussie got "Testy and arrogant" on the stand and that he should not have taken the stand:
******* Jussie was feeling testy? Heh! Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (m45I2) 179
word on the street is Robin Roberts is on the jury
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (us2H3) 180
Hopefully we'll get some cops on rebuttal talking about how jussie said the attackers were white trump supporters. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:44 PM (AwPyG) Didn't I see something where Smollee was saying one of the brothers was a virulent racist homophobe and then someone found pictures of him dressed up at a gay pride parade? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (tPC7s) 181
Not sure what "acted white" would even mean.
They were neither shucking nor jiving, and showed no discernable sense of rhythm. One would even say that they could not jump. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (KZzsI) 182
I don't even understand the defense case. OK, these male models were gay, and dressed up for gay pride, but they decided to attack a gay man wearing MAGA hats because...they hate gay people?
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:46 PM (PQ4Fz) 183
Didn't I see something where Smollee was saying one of the brothers was a virulent racist homophobe and then someone found pictures of him dressed up at a gay pride parade?
Posted by: Aeti he has embraced "and" Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:46 PM (K3ZCc) 184
We should hear from the cops, because the charge is disorderly conduct/filing a false police charge.
So, that should be fun Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG) 185
121 AMF
President Biden has accepted Saule Omarova's request that her name be withdrawn for the nomination for Office of the Comptroller of the Currency Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2021 06:30 PM (yrol0) Name of an avowed marxist nominee withdrawn from the Office of the Comptroller . What a victory! Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 06:47 PM (AmoqO) 186
Not sure what "acted white" would even mean.
he went to the register and he paid for the stuff he was holding before exiting the store? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:47 PM (K3ZCc) 187
@14
I saw a comment somewhere earlier today that if Smollett had just admitted it was a hoax early on, the cops likely would have let him off with a stern talking to. But the idiot had to keep claiming he'd been attacked by racists, and then calling the cops racist when they sounded skeptical about his story. That made it personal for the cops, and at that point he wasn't going to get away with just a wrist slap. Posted by: junior at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (/rZBw) 188
Next you'll be telling me that CNN's Brian Stelter is a key player in the upcoming potato famine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (BPuaD) It's pretty impressive to use Stelter and "famine" in the same sentence. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (nMx88) 189
I wish that I had Jussies balls
Posted by: rhennigantx Phrasing? It sounds like they'll be readily available soon behind bars... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (Jn+M1) 190
but they decided to attack a gay man wearing MAGA hats because...they hate gay people?
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:46 PM (PQ4Fz) Spontaneously, after having shopped for modern-day lynching materials, including bleach, at the exact location that they had all recon'd. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (SH2Zi) 191
Its pretty easy to confuse gigantic dark black Nigerian men for honkeys, I do it every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI) 192
he has embraced "and"
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:46 PM (K3ZCc) So, he inwardly and outwardly celebrates the gay lifestyle- but is also a homophobe? OK. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (tPC7s) 193
That made it personal for the cops, and at that point he wasn't going to get away with just a wrist slap.
Posted by: junior at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (/rZBw) -------- And now he's up there committing perjury left and right. Whee! Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:49 PM (wyw4S) 194
>>>Not sure what "acted white" would even mean.
They were married to the mother of their children? Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:49 PM (SH2Zi) 195
So, he inwardly and outwardly celebrates the gay lifestyle- but is also a homophobe?
OK. Posted by: Aeti that is more belivabl than trump supporters in maga hats in chicago beating up a guy from empire. Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:49 PM (K3ZCc) 196
It's pretty impressive to use Stelter and "famine" in the same sentence.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 07, 2021 06:48 PM (nMx8 He lives in an 'exercise desert'. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:49 PM (tPC7s) 197
The best part is how he both wants to claim it was obvious they were white, yet he couldn't easily tell because of their winter clothes covering them up. But its rayciss to claim you can tell someone is acting white.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (KZzsI) 198
Interesting...
Based on my Amazon purchases, Amazon recommended 1984 to me. The algorithms apparently work. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (aKMRW) 199
Tots, hash browns, well-done fries
Brian Stelter always lies Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (PQ4Fz) 200
that is more belivabl than trump supporters in maga hats in chicago beating up a guy from empire.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:49 PM (K3ZCc) Valid. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (tPC7s) 201
It's pretty impressive to use Stelter and "famine" in the same sentence.
Posted by: T were the discussing intelligence? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (K3ZCc) 202
I think we're seeing this nutty insistence that he didn't realize it was his buddies because he has to claim he didn't realize it was them.
He really has no choice, which makes you wonder who's advising him. he should have pled to disorderly, and taken his lumps. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG) 203
Is she alleging that 150 yr old Hef needed help in getting it up? No one will ever believe her! Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM Hef himself once admitted that Viagra was the greatest 'recreational drug' ever created. An endorsement that carried greater girth than anything Bob Dole ever said. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (dQvv7) 204
My second favorite part of all this is how he was still wearing the "noose" when the cops arrived.
I can't wait until they get to the noose and bleach part of the program. Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (wyw4S) 205
I could see this going south in a hurry. Good time for a dinner break.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (m45I2) 206
Acting white = likes mayonnaise.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (caxCA) 207
If only he hadn't picked such a cold night.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (1hoTV) 208
206 Acting white = likes mayonnaise.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (caxCA) Maybe they were whistling Dixie? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (tPC7s) 209
My second favorite part of all this is how he was still wearing the "noose" when the cops arrived.
the awkward bit was thehe had bedazzld it when he was waiting for the cops Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (K3ZCc) 210
He really has no choice, which makes you wonder who's advising him. he should have pled to disorderly, and taken his lumps.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:50 PM (AwPyG) I ain't sayin' nuttin. Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (PiwSw) 211
Or singing 'Moon River'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (tPC7s) 212
If only he hadn't picked such a cold night.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (1hoTV) Shrinkage? Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (SH2Zi) 213
There are lots of fun angles to this heist, but I think my favorite one is how he's still wearing the noose when he calls the cops to his apartment to report the crime.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (tPC7s) 215
Who's testes did Smollett feel, Mulldoon?
Posted by: Tests, testes. One, two three. (ET, the Extra Testicle) at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (n/szn) 216
ryan long and danny do this "Based Seinfeld" routine.
One bit has Kramer bursting into the apartment going, "well, I got banned from Facebook!" "You're banned?" "I'mmmm BANNNED, JERRY!" (Hand up in the air) Posted by: ace This sounds promising. Just do a YouTube or Odyssey search for Ryan Long and Danny? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (mGx7h) 217
I don't think being a snarky asshole on the stand is the best approach but that's just me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S) 218
204 My second favorite part of all this is how he was still wearing the "noose" when the cops arrived.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:51 PM (wyw4S) Now I want to know what your first favorite is, because that is my favorite mental image of the whole wretched saga, the cops arriving and Jussie still wearing the noose that his supposed attackers put on him. There's just no way to get around the fact that no human being would ever do that, had he truly been attacked. Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (PQ4Fz) 219
198 Interesting...
Based on my Amazon purchases, Amazon recommended 1984 to me. The algorithms apparently work. lately, facebook has been recommending that i friend some folks that i do, in fact, actually know. it's getting scary out there. Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (sGtp+) Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (AwPyG) 221
Black guy: Brotha you gotta stop actin' so white!
Also Black Guy: I couldn't identify someone as acting white or not, that's real rayciss, sir. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI) 222
217 I don't think being a snarky asshole on the stand is the best approach but that's just me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S) I dunno, it works for all of us. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (tPC7s) 223
He addressed the noose. He blames it in the guy who called the cops. Because he took it off, the other guy said put it back on for when the cops come.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (Yl3Ht) 224
And I think he was eating the sandwich, at the time, too
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG) 225
Does his obvious lying tip the scales more toward actual jail time?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (r1z5A) 226
Juicy's story is so retarded that no one would believe it - so the defense decided to let Juicy tell it in insulting, angry tones - yeh, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (5iUNf) 227
He should have at least used a live studio audience instead of the laugh track
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (2JoB8) 228
The very best part is that he never thought it would be odd for white racists to watch empire
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (K3ZCc) 229
Does his obvious lying tip the scales more toward actual jail time?
Is there even a jury? Because that cannot endear him to them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:55 PM (KZzsI) 230
Is she alleging that 150 yr old Hef needed help in getting it up? No one will ever believe her!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 07, 2021 06:45 PM (O6DoG) Just to show how childish the Mansion crowd was, if you called Hefner "Hef," you were instantly marked out as a hick from Podunk. Hef's true intimates called him "Ner." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 06:55 PM (2JVJo) 231
There are lots of fun angles to this heist, but I think my favorite one is how he's still wearing the noose when he calls the cops to his apartment to report the crime.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG) The paid by personal check was hard to beat, until we learned that he rehearsed the attack. Also, the heroic subway sub that survive the melee. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 06:55 PM (SH2Zi) 232
@222
In Witness for the Prosecution, Greta Garbo was a snarky asshole on the stand so that the jury would hate her, and not notice that her boyfriend was the murderer. So that was a decent strategy Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG) 233
Now I want to know what your first favorite is, because that is my favorite mental image of the whole wretched saga, the cops arriving and Jussie still wearing the noose that his supposed attackers put on him. There's just no way to get around the fact that no human being would ever do that, had he truly been attacked.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:52 PM (PQ4Fz) -------- My first favorite is up above, where he says it's not racist to assume his attackers were white based on nothing at all, but it would be racist to say they acted white or sounded white. I wish I hadn't said I didn't know what "acted white" even meant because I'm not fond of the replies I'm getting. Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (wyw4S) Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (K3ZCc) 235
Does his obvious lying tip the scales more toward actual jail time?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (r1z5A) He is black gay and has some money, he ain't going to jail. I mean a rich black guy killed to people with a knife and got off Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (Irn0L) 236
Well of course he paid by personal check. Actors don't know how to use bitcoin.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (PQ4Fz) 237
I thought their names were Abimbola and Olabingo?
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2021 06:24 PM (mbFEM) ........ Yes, which translates loosely to: "Plug" and "Socket". Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Troy at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (xEjFe) 239
226 Juicy's story is so retarded that no one would believe it - so the defense decided to let Juicy tell it in insulting, angry tones - yeh, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Boswell In expensive trials, the lawyers will often hire a mock jury to test their case including delivery which of course is charged to the defendant. I'd expect Jussie to be paying a substantial legal fee for this case. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (9hXN1) 240
Chapelle's account reminds me of another tall tale...
Corn Pop vs Biden, the trailer https://youtu.be/OPIyK2CnXwc Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (/TTi/) 241
Empire was the one about a black record label? And the family who built it up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (tPC7s) 242
After bleach comes the Hot Sauce !
Posted by: SMIP Sauce for Melanin Impaired Peoples at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (n/szn) Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG) 244
Hef's true intimates called him "Ner."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing The Knights that say "Ner" ? Posted by: JT at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (arJlL) 245
Or talks white.
Everyone gets so upset over that and yet we all know that you can tell some peoples race by how they talk. And altho it's possible to be wrong. It doesn't happen that often. Takes a certain person grown up in certain areas to talk like a black person. And vice versa. And what's really weird is that it doesn't mean anything. It's not meant to be racial or biased or anything. It just is. And btw if being Black is such a no big deal then why would talking Black be such a big deal? The left has been preaching insanity for so long that they can't see it anymore and wander right past it while everyone else sees how screwy their entire schtick is. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (1hoTV) 246
The whole "gently lying a mini noose on your shoulder" thing is like something out of a Kids in the Hall sketch. The Polite Racist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 06:57 PM (KZzsI) 247
228 The very best part is that he never thought it would be odd for white racists to watch empire
Posted by: confederatefifth BET was my favorite cable channel. Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd at December 07, 2021 06:58 PM (r1z5A) 248
@239
Fun fact: Kyle Rittenhouse's "unslick" lawyer tested many different lines of questioning in front of a mock jury. Not cheap. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 06:58 PM (AwPyG) 249
223 He addressed the noose. He blames it in the guy who called the cops. Because he took it off, the other guy said put it back on for when the cops come.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (Yl3Ht OK, that's even more perfect than calling Bubba Wallace as a character witness. I've matured enough not to ask if that is parody, too. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 07, 2021 06:58 PM (nMx88) 250
Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind
- From the Bee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 06:58 PM (FVME7) 251
Nooses are REAL
Posted by: Bubba "Juicy" Wallace at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (QzkSJ) 252
Takes a certain person grown up in certain areas to talk like a black person. And vice versa. And what's really weird is that it doesn't mean anything. Posted by: jakee308 You mean like "I ain't in no way tired"? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (Jn+M1) 253
Apropos of nothing...
Unfortunately, it appears this season of "The Expanse" will jiust be more Belt VS Earth lame-ass stuff (Hello, Season 5!) from what the trailer shows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb01ds-4IC4 And ignores the whole interesting stargate/wormhole civilization destroying mystery that started the whole series...good job a-holes! Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (5NkmN) 254
So re: the title is Juicy a sandwich steward?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (tPC7s) 255
I think it was -20F when he went out for a shitty Subway sandwich. No room service for a famous actor?. Guilty as charged. 3 years in Cook County jail should cure him.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (+ya+t) 256
248 @239
Fun fact: Kyle Rittenhouse's "unslick" lawyer tested many different lines of questioning in front of a mock jury. Not cheap. Posted by: artemis No, it is not and most people cannot afford it in criminal cases. You see it used quite often in civil cases involving a lot of money and I know some people that do that sort of thing along with jury selection consultations. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (9hXN1) 257
@245
Yeah, remember the outrage! outrage over the OJ witness walking the dog who said the attacker "sounded black." Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 07:00 PM (AwPyG) 258
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:42 PM (1hoTV)
Actors are quite capable of knowing and telling the truth from doing an acting assignment. Jussie may be doing an (unpaid) acting assignment and Alec Baldwin as well because it concerns them, but as witnesses in other situation they can be as reliable as anyone else depending on who they are. Actors are not paid to lie A lie is saying something you deliberately know to be false. Everybody knows the show is a fiction. The actors and the audience all agree that to think of it as real because it's entertainment But o,k, all actors are liars. John Wayne was a lair. Jimmy Stewart a liar. When we watched their movies were all deeply offended because they were lying about being cowboys or gunslingers or congresspeople or the guy on "Its a Wonderful Life". Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 07:00 PM (poMoX) 259
And ignores the whole interesting stargate/wormhole civilization destroying mystery that started the whole series...good job a-holes!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (5NkmN) Season 5 went bad. I pretty much came to hate every character in the series aside from Amos- and even he started to get annoying. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 07:01 PM (tPC7s) 260
223 He addressed the noose. He blames it in the guy who called the cops. Because he took it off, the other guy said put it back on for when the cops come.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2021 06:53 PM (Yl3Ht) "Dude, put that noose back on." "OK. Does it go with this sweater?" "Yeah, you're good." Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 07:01 PM (PQ4Fz) 261
excuse me, excuse me!
I say there, are you not that homosexual fellow that stars in that show about the african American record labl? we have some thoughts about you and your behaviors that we want to share with you. jeeves, be a good man and hand me that bit of rope with the noose and that detergent will you? now, where were we? Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 07:01 PM (K3ZCc) 262
Can we please exhume Shakespeare's bones and prosecute him for being a liar?!!.I'm sorry. This is not a good argument: "Actors are paid to be liars" and it probably from someone who has never been an actor or knows any. Con men are paid liars if they are successsful. I wasn't actually lying when I pretended to Mary Magdalene,since she's in heaven and I think people knew that. Aaaaaaargh End of rant! I will now go fortify myself with some dinner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (poMoX) 263
You mean like "I ain't in no way tired"?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 06:59 PM (Jn+M1) I'm sorry, the Style Manual calls for that to be spelled "Taarrhrdd". Posted by: sal at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (bJKUl) 264
The left has been preaching insanity for so long that they can't see it anymore and wander right past it while everyone else sees how screwy their entire schtick is.
Juicy is trying to have it both ways in a really blatant and miserable way. "You can't say the n-word, but I can read it" "They seemed pale but its racist to say they acted white". Its a long, pathetic game that black America has been playing for 40 years now. It just more blatant when put on trial like this Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (KZzsI) 265
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 06:58 PM (FVME7) That's what RUSSIA is hoping for. Putin wants some of that sweet American military tech. So they can troll the Chinese. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (1hoTV) 266
Juicy's story is so retarded that no one would believe it - so the defense decided to let Juicy tell it in insulting, angry tones - yeh, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (5iUNf) ********* He's counting on their ignorance or that no one would convict a brother, especially a famous one. Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (NpAcC) 267
@235
Yeah, considering who's involved in this, it's kind of a surprise that we had charges filed at all. I think the coppers are pissed at the machine Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG) 268
Juicy Smollier On Cross-Examination
----- #DrunkDonLeMon's finkers ar even Juicier and Smellier! Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 07:03 PM (mZ3xv) 269
*fingers
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 07:03 PM (mZ3xv) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 07:03 PM (Jn+M1) 271
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (KZzsI)
Well, let's be fair. It's just the Race Hucksters that have been playing those games. With the complicity of the media of course. No agenda driven Media and America recovers their sanity. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 07:04 PM (1hoTV) 272
Juicy is trying to have it both ways in a really blatant and miserable way. "You can't say the n-word, but I can read it" "They seemed pale but its racist to say they acted white". Its a long, pathetic game that black America has been playing for 40 years now. It just more blatant when put on trial like this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Zombie Tom Wolfe would have loved writing about this trial. Even better source material than Bonfire of the Vanities. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 07:04 PM (9hXN1) 273
In the mood for a sweet rant on cocksucker hollywood celerys? Here's Az today: https://youtu.be/GUqWbnX2R20?t=12254 Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 07:04 PM (dtUS3) 274
In expensive trials, the lawyers will often hire a mock jury to test their case including delivery which of course is charged to the defendant. I'd expect Jussie to be paying a substantial legal fee for this case.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:56 PM (9hXN1) You know who knew how to address a prosecutor's questions without alienating anyone? - Kyle Rittenhouse. Even when he was making a complete fool out of the ADA, he was respectful. He realized that it was Kyle Rittenhouse on trial, not the prosecution or the judge, and he behaved accordingly. He ought to teach a master class on how to be testify in one's own defense effectively. Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2021 07:04 PM (5iUNf) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 07:05 PM (FVME7) 276
270
I'm sorry, the Style Manual calls for that to be spelled "Taarrhrdd". Posted by: sal Mea culpa! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 07:03 PM (Jn+M1) Also, it's "no ways"- but I didn't want to pile on. Ego te absolvo. Posted by: sal at December 07, 2021 07:05 PM (bJKUl) 277
No agenda driven Media and America recovers their sanity.
Posted by: jakee308 You would also have to nuke social media as well. Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 07:05 PM (9hXN1) 278
This whole thing has been to help normalize hanging out in gay bathhouses and all the accompanying behavior.
Posted by: Heck at December 07, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr) 279
Well, let's be fair. It's just the Race Hucksters that have been playing those games
Its not just race hucksters. Black people use the N-word 59 times a day talking to each other and throw a fit if you even hint at it. Try speaking with a black accent and see how you're treated by a black person. Its a stupid game. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 07:06 PM (KZzsI) 280
Fuck Juicy with Don's Lemon and Mowdegrasse pushing
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 07, 2021 07:06 PM (5G5QC) 281
Not guilty on all counts. Jury will be out just long enough for the free lunch and the validated parking.
Posted by: Jack S Phogbound Esq at December 07, 2021 07:06 PM (9X60i) 282
He is black gay and has some money, he ain't going to jail. I mean a rich black guy killed to people with a knife and got off
Posted by: Nevergiveup I mean if juicy had just said "yes I did it, but I'm getting help and I apologize." I would see no jail time...but doubling down and blaming everybody, I don't think even lefties give that a pass. (he's also accusing OTHER black guys) and finally. OJ never took the stand. Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 07:06 PM (r1z5A) 283
Up until just this moment, I never knew the lyrics to A Whiter Shade of Pale.
That's some drugged up shit right there. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 06:33 PM --------------------- Still a great song. The music is based on Bach's Air on a G string. (No stripper jokes now!) Posted by: Bigsmith at December 07, 2021 07:06 PM (+fRde) 284
@274
Not to take anything away from him, but that's why its important to practice. And the experts will tell you: Don't duck your head. When you answer, turn and look at the jury, not your attorney. Meet their eyes. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (AwPyG) 285
.... Not sure what "acted white" would even mean.......
Watching "Hee-Haw" on an old cathode ray tube television that is sitting on cinder blocks drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. Posted by: Troy at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (xEjFe) 286
Lock this fucker up with Jared, and they can go hunting footlongs in the ol' Graybar Motel
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (5G5QC) 287
I think Whiter Shade of Pale is about part of the Canterbury tales.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (KZzsI) 288
Charlottesville gives its Robert E. Lee statue to the Jefferson School African American Heritage Center.
They will melt the statue down and transform it into a new piece of art "that expresses the city's values of inclusivity and racial justice." _nbc12.com Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (iam1O) 289
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 07:02 PM (poMoX)
I was referring to the act of saying words about actions that are not true and do not affect the emotions of the person saying them as they are pretending. As they will pretend that they do. Should I have said pretending? Now in the Bible its very specific and says to not to bear false witness. Which is testifying to facts that are not true. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 07:08 PM (1hoTV) 290
Jussie and his crowd are proud of their mutual jackoff sessions. They think it's cool.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr) 291
They will melt the statue down and transform it into a new piece of art "that expresses the city's values of inclusivity and racial justice."
There's a word for people that destroy artwork to put up propaganda pieces with it, and it does not rhyme with "good guys" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI) 292
How the fuck do you know the "world's oldest giraffe" died? Do you know every fucking giraffe in the fucking world? Do you know every fucking giraffe's birthfuckingday in the whole world? Do You?? Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 07:09 PM (dtUS3) 293
Also, it's "no ways"- but I didn't want to pile on.
Ego te absolvo. Posted by: sal That's okay... I didn't grow up in that kind of area so I have a poor recollection of the *proper* way to talk. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 07:09 PM (Jn+M1) 294
This guy smollett has one pretty big chip on his shoulder ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM (Irn0L) Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM (5NkmN) 296
This guy talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM (rBtIz) 297
And the experts will tell you: Don't duck your head. When you answer, turn and look at the jury, not your attorney. Meet their eyes.
Posted by: artemis Taking notes boss, taking notes. Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM (r1z5A) 298
Right on Sooth!
Posted by: Geriatric Giraffe at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr) 299
Single parent families by race. 2019 (34% Average)
Black/Native Indian/Hispanic/Multi/White/Asian 64%/52/42/40/24/15 Hopefully, no panties were bunched. Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 07:11 PM (SH2Zi) 300
This guy smollett has one pretty big chip on his shoulder ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2021 07:10 PM About the size of a redwood, yeah. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2021 07:11 PM (rBtIz) 301
Still a great song. The music is based on Bach's Air on a G string. (No stripper jokes now!)
Posted by: Bigsmith He wrote it on Lili von Schtup's wardrobe when she danced at Die Boobies und das Bier. P.S. You're not the boss of me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 07:12 PM (FVME7) 302
There's a word for people that destroy artwork to put up propaganda pieces with it, and it does not rhyme with "good guys"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor If I'm a descendent of the sculptor (or anyone) I'm pissed. Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 07:13 PM (r1z5A) 303
@259
Was Season 5 the one on the extra solar colony? That's The first season I saw. And yeah, I didn't like a lot of what I saw. I later started watching it from the beginning, but then set it aside about halfway through the first season. Posted by: junior at December 07, 2021 07:14 PM (/rZBw) 304
Does his obvious lying tip the scales more toward actual jail time?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 06:54 PM (r1z5A) Ummmmmmmm...Yes. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2021 07:15 PM (R/m4+) 305
Jussie and his crowd are proud of their mutual jackoff sessions. They think it's cool.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 07:08 PM Why wouldn't they? Society has been affirming them for decades. They're legitimately shocked that they're being called to account for this. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2021 07:15 PM (rBtIz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 07:15 PM (63Dwl) 307
Nood.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 07, 2021 07:15 PM (PiwSw) 308
>>>And the experts will tell you: Don't duck your head. When you answer, turn and look at the jury, not your attorney. Meet their eyes.
Posted by: artemis ====== In the Rittenhouse trial, it was obvious that Lefty had been taught to that. But did it to the point that it was so obvious it got annoying. Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 07:16 PM (jPtGI) 309
I don't remember if it was here but someone mentioned that places that have people who tear down sculptures are not good places to be. Historically.
And I think that this year and Trump's term has shown more and more people who never bothered to think about it how really terrible the left/Dems and thus the Media are. And that they do not have the welfare of the nation at heart. Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 07:16 PM (1hoTV) 310
They will melt the statue down and transform it into a new piece of art "that expresses the city's values of inclusivity and racial justice."
------------- Priceless pieces of art that can never be replaced unless there is a master it was cast from. What a shame. Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2021 07:16 PM (+ya+t) 311
He would wear a white suit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 07:15 PM (63Dwl) --- And a pink tie. Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2021 07:17 PM (iam1O) 312
>>>I say there, are you not that homosexual fellow that stars in that show about the african American record labl?
>Juicy would have been safe and secure if he hadn't lied to the Nigerian boys about the caroling festivities at Subway featuring the London Boys. Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 07:17 PM (BPuaD) 313
288 Charlottesville gives its Robert E. Lee statue to the Jefferson School African American Heritage Center.
They will melt the statue down and transform it into a new piece of art "that expresses the city's values of inclusivity and racial justice." _nbc12.com Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2021 07:07 PM (iam1O) ----- So a work that reads "Kill Whitey" then? Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 07:18 PM (mZ3xv) 314
@308
That's true, you don't want to look over-rehearsed, or do the dry-eyed fake crying, like Meghan Markle at the Oprah interview. Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 07:18 PM (AwPyG) 315
They will melt the statue down and transform it into a new piece of art "that expresses the city's values of inclusivity and racial justice."
Is there enough bronze to show 30 people running from a Target with arms full of loot? Posted by: Some Rat at December 07, 2021 07:18 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: Oddbob at December 07, 2021 07:18 PM (nfrXX) 317
He was a whiter shade of pale!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 07:24 PM (UHVv4) 318
Zombie Tom Wolfe would have loved writing about this trial.
- Midnight In the Garden of Evil and More Evil. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 07:26 PM (FVME7) 319
44 If he is any type of film buff at all he'll soon jump up and holler - "Attica! Attica!!"
More like "DA MAN IS HOLDING MY BLACK AZZ DOWN!!! Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at December 07, 2021 07:45 PM (mLNyo) 320
I hope you know this is the self-proclaimed black Cary Grant you're talking about.
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