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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/11/21)
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive his 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will furnish your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges because the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it." (H/T Legally Sufficient)
You had one job!
-- An exit sign on a Delaware highway was replaced after drivers pointed out on social media that it misspelled the name of the state. Numerous posts appeared on social media this week when the Delaware Avenue exit sign on northbound Interstate 95 in Wilmington was installed and travelers quickly noticed it was spelled "Delware Ave."
Is Having Sex With Robots Actually a Bad Thing? The latest AI from Abyss Creations suggests a future with sexbots is firmly on the horizon
You’d be hard-pressed to find someone who’s publicly pumped about the rise of “sexbots.” Westworld, Ex Machina and Her have trained us well — under no circumstances should intimacy and technology mix. But our sex wants and needs have veered more digitized for years now, perhaps more than we’d care to admit. Four of the most trafficked websites in the world are pornographic; OnlyFans has revolutionized sex work; VR (and the imminent rise of the metaverse) will continue to turn the traditional bedroom experience on its head.
RIP Michael Nesmith, co-founder of The Monkees
“With Infinite Love we announce that Michael Nesmith has passed away this morning in his home, surrounded by family, peacefully and of natural causes,” his family said. “We ask that you respect our privacy at this time and we thank you for the love and light that all of you have shown him and us.”
A friendly, if somewhat foul-mouthed, crow became a temporary mascot at Allen Dale Elementary School in November when the bird took up residence at the Grants Pass school. “This crow showed up at our school just out of the blue one morning,” said Naomi Imel, an education assistant at Allen Dale, over the phone on Thursday. It began looking into classrooms, Imel said, and pecking on doors. At one point, it made its way into a fifth-grade classroom where it “helped itself to some snacks,” she said.
If you can't make it in the WWE. You can always become a realtor. And a Genius Award Winner.
Violent brawl breaks out at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City: video A violent brawl involving dozens of suited-up men broke out inside a casino in Atlantic City this week, chaotic footage shows. Police in New Jersey said the fight erupted at Harrah’s Resort just before 3 a.m. Tuesday, the Press reported. At least one person was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for non-life-threatening injuries sustained in the melee, according to cops. Footage of the fight shows multiple people being thrown to the floor and punched inside one of the casino’s dining areas. At one point, a man in a light-colored suit jacket could be seen striking someone on the floor with a chair.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (RseVj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (RseVj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: wing at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
It hath been taken
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2021 10:03 PM (Ap6+r)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:04 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 11, 2021 10:04 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: redchief at December 11, 2021 10:04 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:05 PM (csEWM)
You good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:04 PM (IN3jG)
I thought I had a pretty good supper tonight, but suddenly, I've got the hongries!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (IN3jG)
Perhaps I am just an obtuse dick but what does the 'respect our privacy' part mean? Why do folks that spent their lives in the public eye, when they die, ask for such? I don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:02 PM (RseVj)
Not much to read.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chango butt at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (oSX/P)
Relieved I managed to restrain myself from commenting on the Music Thread. I would have only made a fool of myself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Your overwhelming expressions of sympathy and love discomfort me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
That the survivors were not in the public eye might be part of it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Makes it look like taking a "first" by getting hit by a pitch in a slow-pitch softball game. *thonk* Take the base!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jmel at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Didn't stop me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (csEWM)
I couldn't tell. Some kind of grilled veggie? Whatever it takes to distract people while I nomnom the meat and beer.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Didn't stop me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (csEWM)
I tried to avoid getting involved, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Ah, got it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
It's not just you, TP. That phrase could go away from all public announcements and I wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 11, 2021 10:11 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Didn't stop me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (csEWM)
I tried to avoid getting involved, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
On the bright side we didn't get hear about any recent CD purchases or fast food cuisine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (RseVj)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (IN3jG)
Might be medallions of chicken...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (FVME7)
----
I live in a city with an 's' at the end of its name.
The media business I worked for had a major public printing/labeling job that came up and the idiot printers made the 's' into an 'apostrophe s' on all the jobs.
Needless to say we didn't pay the idiot.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
*sets out a Popeye's chicken sandwich for the Fallen*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
din't stop me. I love bloviating about music. heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (mZUr4)
Kinda like some **cough** members of the Horde **cough**
Who spell Niagara Falls > N I A G R A
***face palm***
We're better than that, act accordingly!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)
-
You've found a home at AOSHQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!
You know, the man has a point.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)
Please don't break into my ranch ...
Which is what some cheese for brains did to the McCarthy Ranch in Tucson, AZ after Linda died.
Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (okV1R)
They were a total corporate invention by Don Kirshner.
He invented them, and had a team of song writers (Carol King and Neil Diamond among them) write all their songs, and had session musicians do the music on the first record. They started flopping when they insisted on writing their own songs.
Michael probably had some real talent, and wrote and recorded some songs after the Monkees disappeared.
But they were just a fad.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
I ordered a bunch of CDs from Nuclear Blast during their Black Friday sale. \m/
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (RseVj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Didn't stop me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:09 PM (csEWM)
I tried to avoid getting involved, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
That was a wonderful thread! As someone noted, that was one I want to archive and go through slowly when I've got time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (GTeFT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (nxdel)
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I wonder how much of it is directed at the media.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (CAJOC)
*sulks in corner*
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (mZUr4)
It was EPIC...
Oh, I'm sorry...you say you missed it. Damn shame Doof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
You good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks, Hrothgar! Once in a while I hit the mark
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (csEWM)
I didn't think about that. Only thing better than grilled meat is more grilled meat.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:15 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2021 10:15 PM (VvoAI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Speaking of which, got me the new Iron Maiden album and we had Cheba Hut sammiches for dinner.
Sorry. Kinda had to do that. And, I understand the reference.
hey. Great ONT.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:16 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:16 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 10:16 PM (GTeFT)
Kinda like some **cough** members of the Horde **cough**
Who spell Niagara Falls > N I A G R A
***face palm***
We're better than that, act accordingly!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)
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I thought Niagra Falls was what they gave you if your erection lasted more than 4 hours.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 10:17 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:17 PM (RseVj)
Posted by: Just a side note
Chimpanzese? (i'll escort myself out)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (VvoAI)
Relieved I managed to restrain myself from commenting on the Music Thread. I would have only made a fool of myself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:08 PM (/U27+)
Says the man who has supplied the masses with thumb drives chock-a-block with goodness...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (BgMrQ)
At two demonstrations in downtown Portland in August 2020, he brandished a loaded revolver, fired paintballs, and sprayed bear mace at Antifa people.
The Portland judge hearing the case sentenced him to ten years in prison (one month less than the prosecutor wanted), in part because "he had not shown any remorse". Ten years.
A couple of years ago, an Antifa person at a riot nearly beat someone to death with a metal rod in downtown Portland, resulting in a concussion and 35 stitches. He got less than six years.
Curiously, when Antifa people convicted of violent felonies are sentenced, judges in Portland don't inquire whether the Antifa person has shown remorse.
Given the lack of serious injury, without the politics I would bet that he would have gotten a couple of months in county jail, at most.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Yeah - good point. They, and the other crazies, birm, can remove any bit of dignity from an already tough situation.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (mD/uy)
So if she was 5'10", that means in a modest heel she was 6ft, if she wore a larger heel, she could be as tall as 6'2"
Wow!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
High five
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:19 PM (0i4B+)
that may have been true at first. But they learned. And their Riu Chiu shows that they were truly talented. RIP, Mike. Say hi to Peter and Davey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Love that, um, realistic target!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 10:17 PM (rwusL)
No cataracts on you.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Except now we all know you have musical tastes even more cringeworthy than the rest of us. And we'll imagine how bad they must be.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
I've known two instances where children died. In one case a young boy from my neighborhood was shot to death. As I was driving down the street I saw someone from a local tv station news van go up to his family home and knock. No one answered the door. In the other instance a girl died at a sports team practice. It turned out she had had a heart issue that could not have been predicted. A local news person tried to go into the funeral home to "interview" the parents. A friend of the family took the douchebag aside and gave him a statement. Newspeople are vultures with no common decency.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
At least we've maintained a shred of decorum. Being pumped by a sexbot should remain behind closed doors, where it won't frighten the EVs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (okV1R)
I guess mr. cheese for brains wasn't a sharp cheddar.
I'd love to buy a block of cheese molded into the shape of a brain for Halloween. Or anytime.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (2Yv0a)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 10:16 PM (GTeFT)
The intertoobs say the song is a Spanish villancico. The Wiki writeup implies it's Catalan or possibly Italian.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 11, 2021 10:22 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:22 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Yeah, a tesla can burst into flame over less...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:22 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
*sets out a Popeye's chicken sandwich for the Fallen*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (csEWM)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 10:22 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (TO6k5)
I'd love to buy a block of cheese molded into the shape of a brain for Halloween. Or anytime.
Posted by: Robert
A rude feta, he was ...
Posted by: Adriane the Technically Insufficient Critic ... at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: nerdygirl
They can be, that's for sure. I knew of a case where Mom shot herself in the home where her littles found her. The only newswoman allowed in was a class act. She told hubby she'd edit the story so it would never see the light of day. And it didn't. Good woman.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (mD/uy)
So if she was 5'10", that means in a modest heel she was 6ft, if she wore a larger heel, she could be as tall as 6'2"
Wow!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (TO6k5)
Under today's rules, she's a person of color...gawd I hate today's rules.
Posted by: redchief at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6k5)
Was that the sequel with numerous Lynda Carter-esque beauties in bikinis?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (9hXN1)
Except now we all know you have musical tastes even more cringeworthy than the rest of us. And we'll imagine how bad they must be.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:20 PM (P1f+c)
Yeah, that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (TO6k5)
so Michael Bolton has a sister?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Oh, I'm sorry...you say you missed it. Damn shame Doof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Salt in the wound
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 10:14 PM (GTeFT)
Yeah. Left hook guy cold cocked dude just standing there. Just got caught up in the moment I guess.
Old man told me to never get into a fight if you are not willing to hurt someone.
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (/U27+)
Tiny Tim devotee?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)
Try Japan is my guess.
Posted by: whig at December 11, 2021 10:25 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (TO6k5)
Under today's rules, she's a person of color...gawd I hate today's rules.
Posted by: redchief at December 11, 2021 10:23 PM (Kab4E)
Under today's rules I'm a person of color and I'm paler than all you mofos!
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (3wyqQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)
Can't even
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)
Stick around my friend. All threads devolve into discussions of Boobs, Guns, Liquor and Music.
Give it an hour...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
>>Was that the sequel with numerous Lynda Carter-esque beauties in bikinis?
No, the episode is about the mob, sports betting and a scientist who needs money.
Pfft, now if a scientist needs money all they have to do is apply for some sort of governemnt grant to study some nonsense like the mating habits of tstsi flies.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:27 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (AmoqO)
I think it also goes without saying, don't get in if you're not willing to get hurt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2021 10:27 PM (0OP+5)
Thank you. Concise. Great top photo, joke, and Enya with beautiful music. I like Enya as a singer.
I like Spike Jones and his orchestra, but not for Christmas.
May well-behaved dogs brush the deep snow in your path. Maybe Canadians. Central Americans and Afghanis are right out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 11, 2021 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
The judges have been given their marching orders and following the Constitution is not in those orders!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
have not made those since about 2016, when they did they were coupes so nobody would use those for driving anybody around
ruined the entire jok halfway through.
ffs
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:28 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:21 PM (TO6k5)
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Somewhat related - In an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway? with Drew Carey, they were doing a game called Questionable Impressions (everyone had to speak in questions, while impersonating a celebrity). Towards the end, Colin Mochrie comes out with "Do you have any messages for Craig T Nelson?" and "Did you know I was on Coach?", in his own voice. It was hilarious. Drew awarded him the points "for his masterful impersonation of Craig T Nelson".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:28 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (csEWM)
Give it an hour...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Make that a 10,000 sq ft Emporium co-located with a BATFE Outlet and you've got a hot shopping ticket destination.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)
In think that is when it wears off.
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (AmoqO)
How is being at the pointy end of the spear, bringing logistics to good little boys and naughty girls all over America?
Hope your drives are bliss, with no YOLO drivers on the road around you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: T
it was the pilot, wnder woman was recast when the series was pickd up by the netwrk
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (Gp6yU)
What? The idea of renting a sex toy like a set of bowling shoes does not appeal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I saw it and wondered why the little woman was down there.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (r1z5A)
ffs
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:28 PM (K3ZCc)
You're bullshitting me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/v2f6bupx
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:29 PM (csEWM)
I'll be in my bunk.
Oh, wait, I'm already there.
*Clicks off light*
Night!
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (jjEtE)
I lurve grilled veggies with my grilled tri-tip steak!
Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:24 PM (AmoqO)
I think it also goes without saying, don't get in if you're not willing to get hurt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)
Pain can be invigorating and focus the senses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
They gave her one medicine, then after a few hours they gave her Pitocin, and a couple of hours ago they broke her water.
Nuthin'.
He's not in any distress, so I guess they're going to wait a little while longer. But daughter is tired and hungry, and I think she is about ready to ask for a C-section.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (SRRAx)
Give it an hour...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
You're not wrong!!
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
When the big Hutchinson grain elevator went off it was heard and felt by people in Wichita. It shook my mom's windows there. Those two cities are no where near each other..
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2021 10:27 PM (0OP+5)
* * * *
Yee haa!! I hit the small target!!
Posted by: Annie Oakley at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: ZOD Numan and Tubeway Army at December 11, 2021 10:32 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It's okay - they have a "Sanitized for your erection" sticker on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (a3Q+t)
*sulks in corner*
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (mZUr4)
Cheer up.
Rush - Necromancer
https://youtu.be/7omle21cL3s
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
Says the man with the tire iron franchise.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Even some of the Antifa twitter accounts are disturbed by the ten-year sentence - they seem to dimly realize that imposing draconian sentences for fairly minor politically-motivated violence may turn out badly for them at some point.
A person who is probably terrified is Alissa Azar, an Antifa "journalist" who is charged with felony riot in an adjacent more conservative suburban county, along with bear spraying an unarmed woman. Given this precedent, she should be looking at least a couple of years in stir.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: M
yes and no
there are no 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL
but it did not ruin the jok
however, in fairness, I am an easy laugh, I want to laugh more than harvey weinstein wants to get his rocks off in a topiary made of ficus
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
Pfffft. Shows what you know. Now, if you apply for a government grant to study the mating habits of gay, or better, tranny tsetse flies, you're golden.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (ZsR3z)
If we get to basic pleasure model Nexus-6 replicants, then we're going to see a whole lot of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Grain Elevator Explosions
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)
I was a little off on my timing. See post 137...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Gotta stay on the hustle if you want to make it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
Oh really? I regularly download one hit wonders from youtube. Can't get much more cringeworthy than earworm music.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
You just moved from somewhere to somewhere, so don't know about availability, though these days such things are widely available, especially compared to years ago.
I like to grill some anaheim peppers to serve with the tri-tip. No seasoning - just grill them on the grates, blacken 'em up a bit. They cut with a fork and knife nicely, and their outer skin doesn't need to be peeled as with other peppers. The heat of the peppers varies quite a bit, no way to know in advance.
Another great option, if you can find them - shishito peppers. Little green finger-sized ones. Grill them up, toss in a sauce of sesame oil, bit of soy sauce, dash of sugar or agave syrup, and black pepper, and (if preferred) some hot oil of some kind. Fantastic with the grilled beef.
Reminded me I've got a nice big tri-tip in the fridge, need to trim it and put on the dry rub, maybe grill it tomorrow.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Coffee Mate is another nicely flammable comestible.
Hell, it's even oil based...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (IN3jG)
The one just east of the hospital, near the municipal airport?
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (M3Z2J)
Young Lynda Carter just didn't do it for me. 40-55 year old Lynda, oh HELL yes.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: banana Dream
Science experiment in GRADE school consisted of a small! funnel in the bottom of a coffee can, with a rubber tube connected to the funnel which was full of flour, with a lit candle in said coffee can, blow on tube...the result was awesome!!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
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That's why, when the recipe calls for clarified butter, I beat the shit out of it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (CAJOC)
Oh really? I regularly download one hit wonders from youtube. Can't get much more cringeworthy than earworm music.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Is your name Julie and do you have my poster?
Posted by: Bobby Sherman at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/mte7nkvt
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (YdSkn)
I think those are fascinating.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (ZsR3z)
Sugar dust... The Imperial Sugar Refinery Explosion, Port Wentworth, Georgia in '08...
14 killed, 36 maimed!
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
You're kidding! You have got to get thee to a MoMe and play it. I have never heard one live.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (IN3jG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (BPuaD)
*Tom Hanks' MoneyPit laughing starts*
https://youtu.be/q2rVcxkbIQc
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
There is always the risk it of winding up like Khomeini's funeral I suppose.
Or McCain's
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM (ZMraq)
Aerosolizing the fuel creates maximum potential for instant interaction between fuel and oxygen in the air.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM (6RgRK)
I suppose it means "don't show up at the funeral and take pictures". People shouldn't need to be told that, but they do.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (r1z5A)
Some people had all the fun.
Posted by: Unabomber WannaBe at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
f we get to basic pleasure model Nexus-6 replicants, then we're going to see a whole lot of this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
If it's Daryl Hannah look alike?
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:40 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: M
it was the same as when bill cosby was telling the story of Noah and God. Everything was going fine until he said Noah said "what's a cubit"?
Then it was whoa, wait a sec here, there is no way he does not know what a cubit is. this is not a real story.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:40 PM (K3ZCc)
The only other pop group I recall doing it was the Kingston Trio (pbu all of them).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPMqmeC4Ii8
Here's a spirited version that recaptures the flavor of the Spanish original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJl6nSVVrlg
Feliz Navidad.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at December 11, 2021 10:40 PM (fPFtn)
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:40 PM (AmoqO)
Sure, but without the homicidal impulses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
There's a difference between "one hit wonders" and earworm music.
Sandford Townsend Band: Smoke From A Distant Fire = HUGE.
Never did anything else noteworthy
Zager And Evans: In The Year 2525 =
DRECK, and disappeared under the waves.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Who spell Niagara Falls > N I A G R A
***face palm***
We're better than that, act accordingly!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (
There's a worse way to misspell it, but I'm not gonna go there.
Evening, Hordelings. All our tornado people accounted for? That drone footage at Sundance's looks like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (ZMraq)
(the animation is hilarious!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (2C99C)
Posted by: banana Dream
Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/595/
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (P1f+c)
There is always the risk it of winding up like Khomeini's funeral I suppose.
Or McCain's
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 10:39 PM
Khomeini and Mandela, two for the ages.
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2021 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2021 10:40 PM (AmoqO)
Sure, but without the homicidal impulses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (II3Gr)
Better her than John Hannah...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
***face palm***
We're better than that, act accordingly!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:13 PM (
There's a worse way to misspell it, but I'm not gonna go there.
Evening, Hordelings. All our tornado people accounted for? That drone footage at Sundance's looks like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ
Take NIAGRA - For your Maximum Honeymoon Experience!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 11, 2021 10:42 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (SRRAx)
My mom's last kid, the boy, was 15 days late, so she walked into the doctor's office and said "Get this thing out of me!" Doc told her to sit tight, all was well. She informed him that all was NOT well. She had the kid later that night.
Maybe daughter should pitch a fit. Worked for mom.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 11, 2021 10:42 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (cR7Ru)
We need to replace about 550 feet of wire fence. Just the wire. The posts are fine and don't need replacing. We just got a quote from a fence company. $10,000, or about $18 a foot.
Considering I can buy 600 feet of 6', 2"x4" welded wire fence for $1500, I think they're saying, "We don't want to bother with your stupid little job."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (P1f+c)
HA!
...remove.your.pants!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled
There is some drone footage of some guy on his little tractor pushing the remains of his house onto the slab it used to occupy. Sad.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
then there is the entire holodeck whore thing.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:44 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2021 10:44 PM (cR7Ru)
Music? Did somebody say music?
Speaking of which, Doof, what became of your B sides adventure?
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (IxEFQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
It's beginning to look a lot like syphilis...
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Zettai
That's an odd way to start a limerick.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cherry 2000 at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:41 PM (P1f+c)
HA!
...remove.your.pants!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Prepare your anus!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:38 PM (IN3jG)
Told DH that I was fine with him having another wife, so long as she cleaned the oven and the bathroom.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Prepare your anus!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
...and here we go!
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Hillary Clinton. Lawnchair human sexbot.
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (M3Z2J)
https://tinyurl.com/mte7nkvt
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 10:36 PM (YdSkn)
I think those are fascinating.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (II3Gr)
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A while back, someone posted a link to a youtube video of a young red-headed lass who plays the hurdy gurdy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (II3Gr)
Rush - Necromancer
https://youtu.be/7omle21cL3s
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 10:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Thanks, flounder. There's never a wrong time for Rush.
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 10:47 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2021 10:48 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Zettai
That's an odd way to start a limerick.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (OssQ4)
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For oil, it used a Boston clam chowder.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:48 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: d
in the way that cars are a fancier kind of walking
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Allahu akbar, sir.
Posted by: Jeeves at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Zettai
That's an odd way to start a limerick.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:45 PM (OssQ4)
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For oil, it used a Boston clam chowder.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2021 10:48 PM (CAJOC)
When it would miss . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2021 10:43 PM (/U27+)
* * * *
That's the message. We called to get on the schedule for a painting job and couldn't even get the *bid* until spring. They apologized and said it was because they were so darn busy right now.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)
I'd like you to meet Mohammet, Sidney, Jugdish, and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourself at home...
Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton Rush Chairman at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (BgMrQ)
What? The idea of renting a sex toy like a set of bowling shoes does not appeal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (csEWM)
Hopefully they're scouring them out well between rentals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Aet
bowling shoes no, but bowling balls, that is another story now
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America
Dad said if you were too busy, you weren't charging enough.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:49 PM (K3ZCc)
Not really a good analogy. Sexbot or blow-up doll, you're still er, interacting with something that came out of a factory, not a human being.
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)
What? The idea of renting a sex toy like a set of bowling shoes does not appeal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2021 10:30 PM (csEWM)
Hopefully they're scouring them out well between rentals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
That's why I bring my own balls...
#fingerscurvy
Posted by: Earl Anthony at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai
That's an odd way to start a limerick.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
I think we'll need an official ruling on having a first line with so many syllables.
Is Muldoon available?
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 10:53 PM (P1f+c)
It's bad form to actually *say* that in front of the doll. It's just...not done.
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:53 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: d
in fairness, nobody is interested in what there is now, except guys that have enough money to go to a whorehouse and go to a robot whorehouse.
however, if there were robots that were the same as humans other than a few parts inside, that is another story.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:54 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Z
that was funny
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:54 PM (K3ZCc)
https://tinyurl.com/v2f6bupx
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Best pic of her ever.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 10:55 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 10:55 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Well, yeah. He's the last one. Feel for the guy. They were good friends. And, again, I love that video that MisHum posted. I love good harmony.
Sang barbershop with my Dad for a couple of years.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:56 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2021 10:56 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: @ at December 11, 2021 10:56 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (M3Z2J)
No I don't think the main elevators in Hutch have ever had an issue those things are gigantic and they have a better safety record. This was in a smaller town just miles outside of Hutchison.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2021 10:57 PM (IN3jG)
Is it too early to link to my Christmas Special video of several years ago?
Mindful Webworkshop Episode #16 - Christmas
A politically incorrect and culturally inappropriate Christmas show - pop song parodies and original tunes sure to put coal in my stocking. (11:01)
http://bit.ly/webworkshop-016
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, ho ho ho, already, okay? at December 11, 2021 10:57 PM (ojxx4)
Is Muldoon available?
Posted by: mikeski
I remember how zombie was a *real* stickler for the meter in our "That's Amore" riffs. Me too, but zombie would slap your hand with a ruler if you got that wrong.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:57 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 11, 2021 10:31 PM (SRRAx)
Poor daughter. But she's going to be so happy once she has that baby in her arms.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
I see we're discussing Sexbots. What ever happened to good old Bob, the battery-operated boyfriend?
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 10:57 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Best pic of her ever.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 10:55 PM (Gp6yU)
I think my boner lasted for 4 months. But, hey, I was 15. A change in barometric pressure would cause a boner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
* * * *
Good point. But gotta be careful because it's a fine line between too busy and pricing yourself out of the market. In our case, they charge plenty, and because they do quality work, they really are busy. Small town, limited choices.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 10:58 PM (rwusL)
Who spell Niagara Falls > N I A G R A
NIAGRA FALLS? Sloley I tern, stap by stap . .
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (ZMraq)
Caution: do not take this to work and do not let the kiddies see the video contained.
It's from CNet so I'm assuming it's acceptable here.
https://is.gd/UVtD8j
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (Gp6yU)
https://tinyurl.com/mte7nkvt
I never thought a hurdy-gurdy was cool until I saw that video.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH
He's fine.
Posted by: donny lemon, "run juicy they're on to you!" at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: @ at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 10:59 PM (ZMraq)
Joe Besser is that you?
Posted by: Earl Anthony at December 11, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Puddleglum started it. Then Notorious BFD weighed in. Then Bozo conservative. Thanks to all of you!
Loved that band. "Rosewood Bitters" was probably my favorite MSB song. "Stagepass" was a killer album, and definitely had one of the greatest album covers of all time!
Still have it. "Midwest midnight, ten thousand watts of holy light...."
And, of course, I missed the thread. Day late, dollar short. That's my life.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:02 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America
Like parts, enough quality, but cheap enough to sell em.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 11, 2021 11:02 PM (r1z5A)
Sex dolls are good enough for boars! With modern automation, there's no need for someone to stick his own hand up in there now, either...
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 11:02 PM (AJoWv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:02 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 11:04 PM (rwusL)
Caution: do not take this to work and do not let the kiddies see the video contained.
It's from CNet so I'm assuming it's acceptable here.
https://is.gd/UVtD8j
Rise of the hobots.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 11:04 PM (GTeFT)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2021 11:05 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 11:02 PM (AJoWv)
(Visual of a frenzied razorback rutting/mauling a naked rubber mannequin).
Well. That and 5mg of melatonin and I'm set for a night of mares.
Posted by: ZOD at December 11, 2021 11:05 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
Thotbot...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:06 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:06 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at December 11, 2021 11:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Is this about Kamala?
The ho without flow. The thot without thought.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Is this about Kamala?
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:06 PM (A7Nwa)
Bitch took our jerbs!
Posted by: Hobot at December 11, 2021 11:08 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2021 11:09 PM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America.
Thanks Legally, it is. Took a shower and made a cassarole to cook in the am. Used mom's old handwritten recipe on a 3x5 card. Stains and all. Made me think, even tho we're on the outs, going to get a sq pan and send bro for Christmas with the recipe card and some other goodies. It was a staple growing up. Hope it brings back good memories.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:10 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:10 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
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And you can easily remove the mouth or vagina to wash in the lavatory.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:11 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2021 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Daddy Waebucks, still unrevealed at December 11, 2021 11:11 PM (QTYik)
one out of ten
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:11 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:12 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:10 PM (qpolg)
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What a lovely idea! Those old recipes really are the very best, and stained recipe cards seem to have the most loved recipes. Glad your day is ending on a high note!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 11, 2021 11:12 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 11:14 PM (GTeFT)
Posted by: Boom Boom Biden at December 11, 2021 11:14 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 11:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:15 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Daddy Waebucks, still unrevealed at December 11, 2021 11:11 PM (QTYik)
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One lousy mistake
Sheesh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2021 11:15 PM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 11:14 PM (GTeFT)
Yes. Unexpectedly good. I need to add it to my stupidly large DVD collection.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Today, there was another buck in the front eye giving Rudolph the eye. It looks like Rudolph is quite a hottie - if you're a lonely ghey buck.
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 11:16 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Theodore at December 11, 2021 11:17 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:17 PM (VDbGO)
She was only a girl, I know that well, and still I could not see;
That the hold she had was much stronger than the love she had for me.
But staying with her, and my little bit of wisdom,
broke down her desires like a light thru a prism;
into yellows and blues and a tune that I could not have sung.
Tho' the essence is gone,
I have no tear to cry for her
and my only tho't of her is kind.
Posted by: Michael Nesmith lyrics at December 11, 2021 11:17 PM (QTYik)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 10:51 PM (K3ZCc)
What's the difference between a sex doll and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball!
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2021 11:17 PM (krsE4)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 11:18 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 11, 2021 11:18 PM (cR7Ru)
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 11:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Today, there was another buck in the front eye giving Rudolph the eye.
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V
At least they'll each only try once.
Wicker splinters in your privates and no opposable thumbs...
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2021 11:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 11:19 PM (GTeFT)
Hey, now - in certain establishments, I am now considered a "Senior Citizen"!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 11, 2021 11:20 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Coffee Mate is another nicely flammable comestible.
Hell, it's even oil based...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 10:37 PM (BgMrQ)
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Special Forces buddy of mine is forever thinking how much flour it would take.to blow up a building. Walk into a bar...4lbs. Walk into the store...10 lbs. Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2021 11:21 PM (axyOa)
Makes great leftovers for breakfast at work.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:21 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 11:21 PM (AJoWv)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 11, 2021 10:52 PM (OssQ4)
I know I'm among true fellow Rush fans when we're discussing details of The Necromancer.
Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2021 11:21 PM (mZUr4)
Granny got it going on little boy
Let's Do The Wild Thing
Posted by: Tone Loc at December 11, 2021 11:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:22 PM (VDbGO)
You can find demonstration videos of dust explosions using all sorts of material, flour, sawdust, grain dust, etc, etc.
The explosive concentration ranges vary and is very complex to determine. Where it really, really gets dangerous is with pure O2 or elevated O2 concentration. Other oxidizers can make the potential worse. Imagine some dust cloud consisting of both fuel and oxidizer dust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 11, 2021 11:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Kindltot
I miss Blonde Morticia.
I hope she's safe and ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 11:24 PM (SH2Zi)
Sugar dust will GO.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:24 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:22 PM (VDbGO)
Oh, i get it. But my friend was funny to watch calculate it.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2021 11:25 PM (axyOa)
I miss Blonde Morticia.
I hope she's safe and ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
She wasn't one of the Jan 6th crowd was she?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 11, 2021 11:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Here's a first world problem. I would have sworn that I had downloaded "The Nine Lives of Christmas" which is a Hallmark Christmas movie...which has cats in it, in my defense, plus Superman...stop looking at me like that!
Anyway, I can't find it anywhere. Not on any backups, anywhere.
Did I mention it has cats in it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:25 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:25 PM (VDbGO)
Excellent. Glad you found it, and glad to be of help.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 11, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at December 11, 2021 11:26 PM (AJoWv)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 11, 2021 11:28 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
What did the does say when she came out of the woods?
Well, that's the last time I'll do that for two bucks!
Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 11, 2021 11:29 PM (jYQlA)
Oh, ALH, it was called Eggs Portugal. I remember it coming from my Great Aunt Martha, twin to my grandma.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:30 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 11, 2021 11:30 PM (jYQlA)
Here's a first world problem. I would have sworn that I had downloaded "The Nine Lives of Christmas" which is a Hallmark Christmas movie...which has cats in it, in my defense, plus Superman...stop looking at me like that!
Anyway, I can't find it anywhere. Not on any backups, anywhere.
Did I mention it has cats in it?
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Here it is on YouTube! Not the best quality, either by inept transmission or a desire to avoid copy strike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4jG-Ww12gQ
Posted by: exdem13 at December 11, 2021 11:30 PM (W+kMI)
Another dude had (for some reason) a tear gas shooter. He shot the small canister into the senior project house that was being built in the huge shop building. We all ran in and enjoyed the results. That same dude became a Catholic priest.
they also began to lock up the shop building during the lunch hour. Imagine that. Man, I miss the 1980s.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:31 PM (x8Wzq)
they should have taken a hint from the Hostess factory
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:31 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:31 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2021 11:21 PM (axyOa)
Dogs, people, cats, horses, we all like to practice what we do well.
Just be glad cats like to catch and play mice and birds to death, not play with dust explosion initiators
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 11:31 PM (ZMraq)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7mkktt
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 11:32 PM (YdSkn)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 11, 2021 11:33 PM (RrjYy)
Posted by: Diogenes
it is not the ignitin that is so hard as it is stealthily building a grain elvator in the center of your enemies captiol
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 11, 2021 11:33 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 11, 2021 11:33 PM (RrjYy)
they should have taken a hint from the Hostess factory
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Everybody is a Green Liberal Giving Employer, until the employees want more money and time off.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 11, 2021 11:34 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:35 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 11, 2021 11:35 PM (iSbhf)
Grumble grumble. Backups...grumble grumble..click click, backup location mounted...should write a script....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (RrjYy)
What did the does say when she came out of the woods?
Well, that's the last time I'll do that for two bucks!
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He's here all weekend, folks!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2021 11:37 PM (TO6k5)
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2021 11:37 PM (A7Nwa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:37 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: ALH
Alas, no. I'm a bonehead. It's just something I grew up with and like.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:37 PM (qpolg)
I love green beans (done right). I do not like green bean casserole. No siree bobtail. In fact, there's not much of anything called "casserole" like I that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 11, 2021 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
I hope she's safe and ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
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and Margarita DeVille
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:38 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (HabA/)
I pray that you're wrong.
I fear that you may be right. zombie is fearless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Look up "jello brain mold" on Amazon. Now go buy a few bags of cheese curds, and let creativity do its thing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2021 11:40 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: donna&&&&&&&&V at December 11, 2021 11:36 PM (HabA/)
Nope. As far as I can tell, it lives in the East Bay, and is a bit more mercenary than we would like....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2021 11:40 PM (Q9lwr)
My wife was very proud at salvaging a case of corn on the cob at the end of the state fair, when she was working there this summer.
I got to blanch and freeze it for her. I was not impressed then, but it is nice to have now. Not sure we can eat it all, however.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2021 11:40 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:40 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2021 11:41 PM (YdSkn)
Relax and Recover: https://relax-and-recover.org/
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH
Big pan of lasagna here. The usual Prime Rib is too pricey these days.
Maybe you could mix it up and use fresh mushrooms and some sort of light wine sauce.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:41 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)
Interesting. Thanks.
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 11:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:43 PM (qpolg)
I also miss willow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)
We're gonna do another prime rib for Christmas here. Local price for a USDA Choice hunk is about $7/lb. I'll thrown down $70 for a hunk of meat once a year.
I was actually thinking of going all out and finding some USDA Prime, but when I saw the prices of those, my enthusiasm was curbed. Local Choice will be it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 11, 2021 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)
they should have taken a hint from the Hostess factory
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:31 PM (Gp6yU)
But it will remain a closed shop, right? Have to be a union member or pay fair share to work there still, right?
Posted by: Kindltot - being really pissy about unions again at December 11, 2021 11:44 PM (ZMraq)
Congrats, kbdabear. Apparently, pretty much everything on your feed is "sensitive" according to the Anointed Protectors of the Feelz.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2021 11:45 PM (nfrXX)
I like cryptic. The imagination can go anywhere.
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:46 PM (qpolg)
She is actually a lovely person in real life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:47 PM (m0zqP)
John Griffin, of Stamford, CT, allegedly used messaging apps to befriend and persuade moms of young girls, telling them "a woman is a woman regardless of her age," and that he should be the one to "train" their daughters sexually..."
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This is where 1/3 of society is. Mom is OK with daughter being trained. It's better that she learns from someone who won't take advantage of her.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:48 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 11:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:43 PM (qpolg)
I worked in canneries for 6 summers and I cannot stand commercial green beans or corn. I can my own beans now, because my wife likes them, but I insist on pole beans and not the blue lakes that are standard for commercial canning. (Santiam Brands Beans: Less mouse parts than you might think!)
Posted by: Kindltot - being really pissy about unions again at December 11, 2021 11:49 PM (ZMraq)
She is actually a lovely person in real life.
Tell her I said "Hi". Should be fun to watch the look on her face as she tries to figure out who the hell you're talking about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:51 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 11, 2021 11:51 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Thanks for that.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:51 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2021 11:52 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
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It's ... Oh, I thought you were talking about the movie.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:53 PM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:48 PM (Gp6yU)
What the what?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 11, 2021 11:53 PM (II3Gr)
I kind of felt let down not cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time in a decade, but we spent a long weekend in Helena Montana, and all I had to do was maintain a nice buzz and hang out with my family. So, I got over it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
As with the FBI, the CIA, Washington, D.C. and Hollywood, pedophiles appear to be more than welcome at CNN!
God help this nation.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:54 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:56 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 11, 2021 11:56 PM (jYQlA)
She is actually a lovely person in real life.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 11, 2021 11:47 PM (m0zqP)
That's kind of what I thought. And, as I said, I think she is in my AO. Would be cool to meet her.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 11, 2021 11:56 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 11, 2021 11:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:57 PM (VDbGO)
https://youtu.be/stBOhNxLrbM
Posted by: flounder at December 11, 2021 11:49 PM (SH2Zi)
One of my favorite Rush songs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 11, 2021 11:58 PM (x8Wzq)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8cbvh5
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2021 12:00 AM (o7FAa)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 11, 2021 11:57 PM (VDbGO)
Thank you very much for listening to the podcast, and thank you even more for liking it!
And...uh...absolutely! Tapatio is amazing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 12:00 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 11, 2021 11:48 PM
Are there really any boundaries at all any more now that homosexual marriage is actually legal? That still boggles my mind...
Posted by: Zettai at December 12, 2021 12:00 AM (PdH0M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2021 12:01 AM (SH2Zi)
What the what?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist.
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"Persuading mother's that he should be the one to "train" their daughters sexually, according to the indictment "
This is Vermont not Appalachia. Where on earth is the mother's brain?
https://is.gd/5O3hts
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:03 AM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:03 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2021 12:00 AM (o7FAa)
Bad guy from RoboCop: I LIKE IT!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:06 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: flounder at December 12, 2021 12:06 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:03 AM (VDbGO)
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It's a long way from a cardboard Mercury capsule and and astronaut helmet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:08 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:11 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:03 AM (Gp6yU)
This fucking psychotic has a ski place in Ludlow, VT.
That's a tiny little town near a ski mountain, and it has maybe the best breakfast place in New England...The Hatchery. Awesome place.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 12:11 AM (Q9lwr)
Now that the spectacle of "gay" and "transgender" children has been normalised, I don't think we should be surprised that there are deliberately sexualised "heterosexual" children now as well...
Posted by: Zettai at December 12, 2021 12:12 AM (PdH0M)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:11 AM (VDbGO)
I like Cholula, but I think it is a tad sweet. That is why Tapatio is so good. It has a hint of sweetness, but not too much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 12:12 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:14 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 12:15 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:03 AM (VDbGO)
It's like slot cars but you control the cars with your phone, the Cars scan the track, so you can make the track as big or as small as you want. You can battle (shoot and disable) with the other cars via your phone or you can just race, play King of the Hill. The Tech in these little cars is amazing
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2021 12:16 AM (o7FAa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 12:15 AM (qpolg)
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I've felt the same way about George Peppard.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:17 AM (DnWKq)
How have we been spared God's wrath?
Or is Joe Biden's pResidency just the start of it?
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:17 AM (VDbGO)
Her father Michael Long will be extradited to the US to face a felony charge of interference with child custody, according to the Dallas Morning News.
Long said he didn't want to return Sophie to her mother's family in early July after the little girl accused her mom's fiancee of sexual abuse. _DM
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There ya go
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:17 AM (Gp6yU)
Long said he didn't want to return Sophie to her mother's family in early July after the little girl accused her mom's fiancee of sexual abuse. _DM
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There ya go
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:17 AM (Gp6yU)
Taken at face value it is a felony for a man to protect his daughter from sexual abuse.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:19 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 12, 2021 12:20 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:19 AM (II3Gr)
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In Family Court, if you have a Y chromosome, you're effed in the a.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:21 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Infidel
He got hate mail after shooting John Wayne in The Cowboys.
He was pretty good in Support Your Local Sheriff.
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2021 12:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:23 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 12:25 AM (qpolg)
He was pretty good in Support Your Local Sheriff.
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2021 12:22 AM (arJlL)
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Andy Robinson got death threats after his turn as the killer in "Dirty Harry".
People are idiots. Probably should be beaten with tire irons.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:25 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:21 AM (DnWKq)
God's honest truth right there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:25 AM (DnWKq)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (II3Gr)
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Sadly I watched it happen in real time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 12, 2021 12:30 AM (RrjYy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (II3Gr)
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Sadly I watched it happen in real time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:27 AM (DnWKq)
Bring in the process at all sucks bigly. I entered a settlement agreement that wasn't that great to avoid going to court. I've never felt so terrified and defeated in my entire life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 12, 2021 12:30 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 12, 2021 12:31 AM (cU3Tj)
Gives me nightmares. And the guilt.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 12:31 AM (qpolg)
Tell her I said "Hi". Should be fun to watch the look on her face as she tries to figure out who the hell you're talking about.
Posted by: B
it was stated the next day that she was not banned, though everybody thought she should be, now do what she said.
meanest thing ever said here, ever
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:33 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 12, 2021 12:31 AM (cU3Tj)
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Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at December 12, 2021 12:36 AM (DnWKq)
https://is.gd/M1ifQQ
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She's a big girl too.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:36 AM (Gp6yU)
Gloryhammer is the opposite, that the songs and albums are carefully constructed. It is "anthem rock" that it is fun to know the melodies, whether or not you hum along.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2021 12:38 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Infidel
Saw a new-ish movie with Dern and Will Forte. Shot on location all the way, from Billings, Montana, along I90 through SD, into Nebraska. Lots of realistic location shots. Blanking on the name of the movie. My point is that I ended up liking it for whatever reason. Maybe because it was so much like what people do all the time. I sound like Charlie Kaufman right now.
Waiting for Brian Cox to yell at me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:39 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 12:36 AM (Gp6yU)
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Keep it on! Keep it on!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:39 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:41 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:39 AM (x8Wzq)
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Channeling the Sack of Troy scene in "Troy"...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:41 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:41 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted b
if she is at your door with a bag of flour, you know where things are going
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:42 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 12, 2021 12:43 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:41 AM (K3ZCc)
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Whisky drink, vodka drink, lager drink, cider drink...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:45 AM (DnWKq)
Yeah, they probably don't want a bunch of 70-year-old groupies showing up at the funeral to throw their granny panties into the grave and so on.
On the other hand, Nesmith might have enjoyed that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:46 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 12, 2021 12:46 AM (MhQx7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:46 AM (x8Wzq)
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Given that someone 70 years old today was 15 in 1966...maybe not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:48 AM (DnWKq)
is there anything in the regs about having insignia sewn to your tent?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:49 AM (K3ZCc)
I'm thinking here of a friend of mine who died far too young, many years ago. His widow requested that all of the women should show up looking hot, as he would have enjoyed it.
The late Mrs. Borgia complied, as did most of the other women. And yeah, they all looked good.
Most of their friends were bikers, and the service was performed by another friend of ours in the base chapel, so it's not like anyone was scandalized by it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:49 AM (bW8dp)
>Bruce did a fine job in Black Sunday. And Quint took him down like an obese shark in shallow waters.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 12, 2021 12:50 AM (BPuaD)
right after the parents that whored their kids to him
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:50 AM (K3ZCc)
Errr.... 15 was squarely in the middle of the Monkees demographic.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:50 AM (bW8dp)
Fresh, homemade pastries?
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:50 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 12:12 AM (Q9lwr)
I have always felt that Cholula is overpriced and too vinegary. Tapatio is much cheaper, made in the US, and has an earthiness that adds a depth of flavor. However, El Yucateco habanero red is probably my favorite; not sweet and a little more intense heat.
Posted by: HTL at December 12, 2021 12:51 AM (7SBMg)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:52 AM (K3ZCc)
Bag of flour, giant Hefty bag, and a bong with plenty of weed.
"Shake and Bake".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:52 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:50 AM (bW8dp)
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Yes, and your point would be...?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:52 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:52 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:54 AM (VDbGO)
It was your comment dude. What was YOUR point?
The whole premise of my comment was that if Monkees groupies showed up at the funeral, they'd be about 70 years old, throwing their granny panties into the grave. And the relatives probably don't want to see that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:54 AM (bW8dp)
I'm a Frankenberry man, myself.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:52 AM (bW8dp)
Kaboom! In a bowl with PBR and a splash of Tabasco. Eaten with a fork. the tears go well with the rain dashing against the small window.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 12, 2021 12:55 AM (x8Wzq)
"Shake and Bake".
Posted by: R
reminds me of why buys fighting indians would save their last round
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 12:55 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:55 AM (VDbGO)
If you want more heat try the Yucatan Sunshine from the same company.
Really flavorful pepper sauces.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2021 12:55 AM (b6NKR)
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My larger point has to do with the retention of youthful memories and ideals. Read Heinlein's analysis of Rodin's "She Who Once Was La Belle Heaulmiare" in "Stranger in a Strange Land" for a fuller explanation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 12:57 AM (DnWKq)
It's been around forever, and is the authentic stuff that all the yuppie sauces wish they could emulate.
I like their green sauce, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 12:58 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 12:58 AM (VDbGO)
"An' ah hailped!" (corrected for proper southern diction)
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:01 AM (K3ZCc)
He pretty much made a career out of playing psychos.
I remember seeing Laura Dern on Leno/Carson/Letterman/whatever talking about when she was a little girl and would bring home school friends. They'd always get real quiet when her dad walked into the room.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:02 AM (bW8dp)
.....
Always look for Acceptable Levels on the ingredient list!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2021 01:02 AM (b6NKR)
It's like moonshine that way. Needs a little dash of antifreeze from being condensed in an old truck radiator to give it that special bouquet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:04 AM (bW8dp)
no?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:04 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 01:05 AM (VDbGO)
now, nobody smoks but nobody has lighters.
who is better off when the smod gets here?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:06 AM (K3ZCc)
That and some Heatin' Irons for First Aid.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:06 AM (Bk1x/)
Preferably more than one knife. Like a good multitool and a good Buck knife.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:06 AM (bW8dp)
no?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:04 AM (K3ZCc)
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Bwuh?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:07 AM (DnWKq)
...and this ashtray.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:07 AM (Bk1x/)
Preferably more than one knife. Like a good multitool and a good Buck knife.
Posted by: R
I have a lighter and a swiss army knife, out of habit since forever, or a multi tool.
the funny thing is nobody ever says your lighter is forbidden.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:08 AM (K3ZCc)
Handy for heating up a key so you can get a frozen lock to work.
Also, many of them have probably read Jack London's "To Build a Fire". Excellent writer, for a drunken communist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:08 AM (bW8dp)
Sign of 29-year-old-hood: when you know just how bad the rash you get from a Zippo leaking lighter fluid in your pants pocket hurts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:10 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: MacGyver at December 12, 2021 01:10 AM (Bk1x/)
Hecha con ingredientes frescos y libre de conservadores.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 01:11 AM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:08 AM (bW8dp)
You give him too much credit. He had very little sense of his own politics.
It was mostly ill-thought bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 01:11 AM (Q9lwr)
Stop the car and yell "Hello Joe!", and he'd hop right out and say "Hello...Hello...Where are the boys? Where are the Boys???....Goooone Fishin', gone Fishin'"
To get them to mimic words, instead of just cawing, you have to catch them young and split their tongue.
Posted by: Birddog at December 12, 2021 01:11 AM (uAI4S)
It's still sold today, only has been rebranded as Tiger Seasoning. Basically an MSG and spice blend.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2021 01:12 AM (b6NKR)
Good Night, Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 12, 2021 01:12 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:08 AM (K3ZCc)
Depends what you are lighting up...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 01:12 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:14 AM (bW8dp)
Already sick of the cold. Running errands today and it warmed up to 32 and sunny at 3pm. We are supposed to be in the banana belt of W CO. Furnace runs all the time.
F the warmists. I want warm.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:14 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2021 01:15 AM (mNhhD)
Hope all is well!
A TAD bit bummed in the WDS household today. Lil WDS was supposed to play 6 hockey games in Littleton this weekend. They evidently never even left GJ. We don't know why and they won't be honest with us
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:18 AM (/UQ/R)
They exist to serve the three cigars carried in the luxurious, leather and stainless appointed three-stogie cigar case nestled into the same bag. Never know when my workday might afford the spare hour or so for some refined relaxation.
Gerber LST pocket knife, in pocket. Nearly weightless. Kershaw drop point 2.5" sheath knife also in computer bag. It's enough to dress and quarter a deer, if need be.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Preferably more than one knife. Like a good multitool and a good Buck knife.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
No towel?
Posted by: probably not Douglas Adams at December 12, 2021 01:19 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: R
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:19 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:20 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:21 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
{{{WDS}}}
May be the roads. Weather has been crappy. I imagine the passes are ice and covered with snow. Hope tomorrow is better for you and old dude.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:21 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:22 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Charli
I just meant for security,
guns, no
knives no,
razors no,
barbed wire strangling device, no
lighter, yes
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:22 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:24 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:24 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 12, 2021 01:24 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:24 AM (/UQ/R)
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I may be missing something here...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:25 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2021 01:12 AM (Q9lwr)
Well, I missed the music thread. But here's Darius Rucker singing about an old school use for a lighter. (He opened with this song when I saw him in concert 5-ish years ago).
Lighter Up - https://youtu.be/uLj57jpMYac
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:26 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:26 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:24 AM (/UQ/R)
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I may be missing something here...
there are not more than four fists between the two, not goign to be a thing for much longer
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:26 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 12, 2021 01:26 AM (K3ZCc)
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I may have to do a whole lot more drinking to understand that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:27 AM (DnWKq)
Please tell hubs burrata, sun dried tomatoes and basalmic vinegar on thinly sliced baguette is my favorite thing ever.
Damn.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:28 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:29 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:29 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:29 AM (/UQ/R)
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I was guessin' as much...were you at the TxMoMe this year?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:30 AM (DnWKq)
*retires from the field of battle*
As you were. Please resume all due festivities.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:32 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: mikeski at December 12, 2021 01:32 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
I shant believe it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:32 AM (/UQ/R)
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I would have been in Texas this year, except I could not afford it. If things work out as I hope they will, I will be there next year.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (Bk1x/)
I'm already lookin' forward to October.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 01:34 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:35 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (Bk1x/)
What Machine did you get ? I have been looking, but haven't taken the plunge
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2021 01:36 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:33 AM (Bk1x/)
Howdy garrett. You've been talking about that pinball machine occasionally. Is it a newer model or retro?
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:36 AM (mZUr4)
Just got an XMen LE and a Tron Pro this past week.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:38 AM (Bk1x/)
Just got an XMen LE and a Tron Pro this past week.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:38 AM (Bk1x/)
Damn ! I love pinball.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2021 01:39 AM (WF/xn)
WDS is a lovely hostess and there may have been a tiny little bit of alcohol consumed. Just a snort.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:39 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:39 AM (DnWKq)
My old job was full of "current chef" people, nice but insincere, while I tried to be "old chef".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (qpolg)
Everything about them. Even the ones that are a whore to repair.
What are you looking at / for? It's kind of a pinball desert up here...though my buddy might have scored a Home Use Only Twilight Zone tonight!
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (Bk1x/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2021 01:41 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:41 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:41 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:42 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2021 01:42 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:42 AM (qpolg)
Hi love. Hope your tootsies stay warm and your belly full. I owe you a drink.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:43 AM (U2p+3)
I haven't flipped that one.
But yeah. Prices have gotten insane. Add inflation and cost of shipping/retrieval and YIKES.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:43 AM (Bk1x/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:44 AM (U2p+3)
Not an Ice Cold Beer?
Friend of mine has about 60 Arcades in his shop. I will see if he has a Tapper next time I roll by there.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:44 AM (Bk1x/)
What are you looking at / for? It's kind of a pinball desert up here...though my buddy might have scored a Home Use Only Twilight Zone tonight!
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:40 AM (Bk1x/)
Not really sure. I remember liking Terminator. Black knight was a classic. New machines are like 6-10 grand
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 12, 2021 01:45 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ditto nurse. Have my thick muk luks with dingle balls on. Toasty.
Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2021 01:45 AM (qpolg)
Guardians is basically peak Star Wars without the world-building. The right rogue mix of action comedy and sci-fi weirdness.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2021 01:45 AM (ybIRR)
In early stages of a very extensive sampling campaign to ID types and particular items I'll want to have on hand.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 01:46 AM (OTzUX)
Came out nice and crispy, light and airy. I must be living right.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:48 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2021 01:45 AM (ybIRR)
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Funny, I just re-watched Guardians 1 this evening.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:49 AM (DnWKq)
Dude! You missed the music thread!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:44 AM (U2p+3)
*hangs head in shame*
Anything good I should go look for in the comments? And was Sponge there? Cuz a music thread without at least one of us doesn't count - haha!
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:49 AM (mZUr4)
Wouldn't take the vaccine and wouldn't be tested.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 01:49 AM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:44 AM (Bk1x/)
Cool. Qbert is another old favorite. It never ported well to a console system like Atari or Nintendo
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:50 AM (mZUr4)
Yep. 8500+ for a NIB Premium these days.
I grabbed that XMen LE because it was 5k and that is insanely cheap for the features.
My advice is to look at the Pin Map on Pinside dot com...find some Barcades local to you and go flip a ton of games.
T2 is a cool game...but it has a sound effect for attract mode that can't be shut off. Will drive you mad after a while. Black Night and all the permutations that followed are all good.
A nice Original BK in fully shopped condition will run you about 2500-3500.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:51 AM (Bk1x/)
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He up for election in '22.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 01:51 AM (Gp6yU)
There are some very good tabasco-clone sauces out of Japan. My favorite is Yuzusco - yuzo for the citrus element (their branding and packaging seems to me crafted to arouse the infamous snarling global trademark guardians for McIlhenny's, but whatever).
If you like grilled chicken kabobs (Asian style, not Middle Eastern or Central Asian), of course especially yakitori, find some yuzokoshu (horseradish-heat and yuzo bitter citrus), outstanding as an accompaniment.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 01:53 AM (OTzUX)
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This sentence does not make sense. Are there words missing?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:53 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:54 AM (Bk1x/)
How did he test on the White Rage Meter (or has the military not yet fielded that particular testing hardware)?
So NGU and others talked about coming personnel disruption, there were some claims of large #s that would be gorked by the "vaccine" nonsense (requirement). I haven't seen any info about large numbers yet.
Not all that important any more. As long as the new CO can keep his ship from colliding with enormous slow-moving commercial shipping in clear weather in pristinely organized and monitored high-traffic areas, I guess we're good.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 01:58 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 01:58 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 12, 2021 01:58 AM (VDbGO)
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That makes more sense.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:59 AM (DnWKq)
This sentence does not make sense. Are there words missing?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 01:53 AM (DnWKq)
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Makes sense if one allows his mind to insert the proper missing word. However, further in the tease it quotes Mr. Rubio,
"No city which allows non-U.S. citizens to vote should receive U.S. government funds"
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 02:00 AM (Gp6yU)
How the F allowing non-citizens to vote can withstand any sort of constitutional challenge manages to amaze and baffle even me, who has long since not taken the judiciary or the fading lackluster kabuki of "constitutional" matters very seriously.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 02:00 AM (OTzUX)
Otherwise, I'm a big fan of the Padron (also) Puro Nicaraguan torpedo maduro, same size, and then various of the Romeo Y Julieta line. Most disappointing "prestige" label? Arturo Fuente. I've not found anything living up to the hype. Good-ish cigars, but there are so many better.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 01:54 AM (Bk1x/)
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My goal is a shuffle board but a $3,000 Bally would be a fun complement.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 02:02 AM (Gp6yU)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 02:05 AM (Gp6yU)
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No harm, no foul. I don't take offense on any badinage on a thread.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:07 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 02:08 AM (Gp6yU)
Nibbling on R & J, nothing yet from Padron or Fuente. Just had one from La Aroma de Cuba yesterday, their basic blend, quite good. Slowly/methodically sampling offerings from many brands (Oliva, Patel, Joya, Alec Bradley, on and on). Already thinking I'm one who prefers the medium to full end, and maduros and cameroons are looking like favorites.
Might get to FL for some kind of trip before too long, will surely find a way to include some cigar element.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 02:10 AM (OTzUX)
DeSantis Proposes $8 Million in Budget to Relocate Illegal Immigrants to Delaware, Martha's Vineyard
_Epoch Times
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 12, 2021 02:12 AM (Gp6yU)
I see the occasional shuffleboard up here...but I would imagine shipping one would be ridiculous.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2021 02:12 AM (Bk1x/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:13 AM (DnWKq)
Sublime. Absolutely sublime.
And do send me some shipping destination info. 5 pack sampler of El Cubano will be going your way shortly thereafter. They make a wide variety, and I think you're sure to find something you'll like in the mix.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:15 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2021 02:16 AM (OTzUX)
Dude! You missed the music thread!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2021 01:44 AM (U2p+3)
*hangs head in shame*
Anything good I should go look for in the comments? And was Sponge there? Cuz a music thread without at least one of us doesn't count - haha!
Posted by: Doof at December 12, 2021 01:49 AM (mZUr4)
I missed it too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:16 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: US Navy BurOrd at December 12, 2021 02:17 AM (OTzUX)
I just learned a new phrase: "haute horlogerie", or fine watch-making. It is to watches as "haute couture" is to fashion.
We once discussed Purdy firearms. Well, there are some Swiss watchmakers who are the Purdy of watches. The one that took the cake. One such name is Vacheron Constantin. They took the cake of haute horlogerie with this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/Reference_57260
That's a $10M watch. 57 complications, including sidereal time and a Hebrew calendar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:16 AM (VwHCD)
Me too, I was psoting on the wrong thread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2021 02:19 AM (2DYau)
Now, a reverse question. I enjoy a bourbon (duh!) with my cigars. What've you found to be your preferred spirits to accompany? And, which should I look to towards expanding my horizons? *feedback* I love Vodka, but it's meaningless with a cigar. Adds nothing, takes nothing away. Merely wets the palate while adding buzz to the blood.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
Oh, it took 8 years to build that watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)
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My grandfather whom I never met would have been fascinated. In the 1930 census, he listed himself as a watchmaker, and I have a large certificate from a horological society to which he belonged.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:21 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:16 AM (VwHCD)
Me too, I was psoting on the wrong thread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2021 02:19 AM (2DYau)
I usually lurk during music threads. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:23 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)
But it kept time to within +/- one half of a cubit, so there's that. (hebrew calendar joke, son..ah said JOKE, boy, JOKE! /foghorn leghorn)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:23 AM (QzJWU)
I usually lurk during music threads. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:23 AM (VwHCD)
I'm curious. What do you enjoy? You have to have a bubblegum pop song you love. What is your guilty pleasure? Mine right now is the cars is playing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2021 02:27 AM (2DYau)
ROFL, Jim.
You know, the phrase "more money than they got sense" comes to mind. But damn, I'm still impressed.
I can get off some tangents, and I got off on this watch tangent after the shenigans of me and Miley and the "atomic" watch.
The quartz revolution or "quartz crisis" as the Swiss watchmakers called it, knocked them off the top of horology. But, of the last decade, there has been a resurgence of interest in mechanical watches, and precision movements. The high end Swiss watchmakers have enjoyed a return to the top.
This is not a mass market, of course, but a market for the more money than sense crowd.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:28 AM (Mzdiz)
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John Harrison nods.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:30 AM (DnWKq)
Preferably more than one knife. Like a good multitool and a good Buck knife.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2021 01:06 AM (bW8dp)"
It's actually increasingly hard to just buy a big honkin' pack of Bic lighters anymore. I need to stock up again.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 12, 2021 02:32 AM (c3Jw6)
Been soured on 'em ever since. Enjoy looking, but will never again "invest".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:32 AM (QzJWU)
zzzzz
Hazzzta la nite nite Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2021 02:34 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:34 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:35 AM (DnWKq)
I hope that thief came to a horrible end. That was a thief who knew what was valuable.
I'll admit that if I had Bill Gates level money, I'd probably be in the haute horlogerie club. The beauty of such fine, precision mechanical artistry tickles my pickle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2021 02:39 AM (2DYau)
Posted by: David French at December 12, 2021 02:40 AM (Bk1x/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:41 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:38 AM (Mzdiz)
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I appreciate it, but I'm not interested in buying it. Likewise, I appreciate high-end cars, but, to me, a car is just something to get me from one place to another. The only sporty car I would buy is the BMW Z3.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 02:44 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2021 02:27 AM (2DYau)
I spent my entire adult life as a metal guitar player. I seriously have no bubblegum pop tunes that I love. On the other hand there have been certain songs that I liked for reasons I don't even know the answer to. Berlin's "metro" for example. Obviously the chick singing was eye candy, and she had a good voice, but I think its the way the guitar player blasts out the power chords during the chorus, which was kinda rare for new wave, but it gave power to the song. Didn't care for anything else they did though. Not sure about guilty pleasures. I'm either metal, classical, or RUSH. I would have to think about this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:44 AM (VwHCD)
I was reading about the "pure mechanical" accuracy. Back in the day, before the quartz revolution, a Swiss standard for a "good watch" was at -4 to +6 sec/day accuracy. Why the asymmetry I don't know. Better movements could exceed that, maybe in the range of +/- 3 sec/day. (this for wrist watches, not larger mechanical clocks and such).
Then came quartz, the simplest of which can beat that by an order of magnitude. Swiss outfit Zenith recently (2016ish) came up with a revolutionary new pure mechanical oscillator. The thing has a base frequency of 15 Hz, and the latest versions 18 Hz.
This gives accuracy on the order of 0.3 sec per day.
Price range for the first of these was $10Ks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
There is sort of a hybrid mechanical/quartz movement they've come up with. Rather than battery powered, it is mechanically powered, which turns a little generator that keeps a capacitor charged.
No battery is needed, and you get quartz accuracy. The best of these will give you a few seconds per year accuracy.
Are they really mechanical, or are they electronic? The purists argue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 02:54 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 03:04 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 12, 2021 03:12 AM (DnWKq)
If you're interested the world record for most expensive watch, sold at auction, belongs to Patek-Philippe, a Swiss haute horlogerie outfit. $31M in a 2019 auctioin.
Patek-Philippe holds the record for the most price fetched at auction.
The #3 price came in at $17.7M for the "Paul Newman Daytona" Rolex.
But Patek-Philippe is apparently the grandest of them all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2021 03:48 AM (VwHCD)
Patek-Philippe dominates the list of "most expensive watches". It's all P-P with a smattering of other names. Rolex is a piker by comparison.
There is one notable entry by a lowly Bulova, but that is David Scott's Apollo 15 "moon watch". It was a backup. Bulova lost the "moon watch" competition to Omega. But Bulovas were used for backups.
The US govt. claims ownership of just about all the moon watches, and they're not for sale. But somehow Scott's Bulova escaped that and was sold for $1.6M in 2015.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 12, 2021 04:03 AM (Mzdiz)
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