Gun Monkey Cafe

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Cute: duckling using a flower as an umbrella.

Feeding birds.

Pandas rolling down a hill.

Cow sledding downhill on her belly.

wut

Deer saying "'Sup girl"

Donkey zoomies.

Dog is possessive of his pet cat.

Silverback dad bonding with son.

Daddy dog teaches his son the right way to lay on his back with his teeth out and looking weird and crazy.

Inman: Bike disasters.

A different kind of porch pirate.

Steve's promoting his new movie Final Junction. He's shadowbanned (of course), so spread it around.


Posted by: Ace at 08:01 PM




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1 Gopher love!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:02 PM (Jn+M1)

2 Again!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:02 PM (Jn+M1)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:03 PM (Jn+M1)

4 How can people not like pandas ?

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)

5
No fucking monkeys, please.
That's all I ask.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:03 PM (dtUS3)

6 Get a room you 3.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (wAnMi)

7 The true story of Planet of the Apes.

Lovely

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (BFigT)

8 $678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (usM7j)

9 A love that dare not speak it's name on full display.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (aKMRW)

10
Here's one of those 8 hour long videos to help you relax, sleep, etc.

It's a windy snowstorm + crackling logs on a fire.

https://youtu.be/7AhAr-pUJMk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (dtUS3)

11 Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (mZUr4)

12 A panda borrowed my 3 foot level. Never brought it back.

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (taPSh)

13 It's all fun and games until the goat eats your sweater.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (wAnMi)

14 Here, monkey! Re-assemble this Ruger 22/45 Mk III.

*monkey screams, begins chewing through man's throat*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2021 08:06 PM (DTX3h)

15 Nice beaver!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 08:07 PM (7cRTM)

16 Wth SFgoth did they replace the calipers and everything?

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

17
Yes, give a fcking monkey a fucking gun. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:07 PM (dtUS3)

18
$678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh
Posted by: SFGoth


Did that include travel to Japan?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:08 PM (dtUS3)

19 Here, monkey! Re-assemble this Ruger 22/45 Mk III.

LOL

yea... about that

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 08:08 PM (BFigT)

20 8 $678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh
Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (usM7j)

Rotors too, I hope. That would be robbery if it was just pads.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 08:08 PM (7cRTM)

21 678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh
Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (usM7j)


That's crazy! Good grief. Did you check someplace besides the dealership? You could get a set of Brembos for that or not much more. And the rear brakes is really, really weird. Those usually get far less wear. The rotors are too far gone to turn?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:10 PM (wAnMi)

22 XXXprariedogtube.com

Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2021 08:10 PM (a1pQd)

23 They're charging him extra for the "ugly car" charge.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:11 PM (AwPyG)

24 Dogs are definitely a gift from God.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:12 PM (ergrq)

25
On new cars, the parking brake is electronic and you need a computer to perform the service, which is usually something only the Dealership has because its proprietary software and drivers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:12 PM (dtUS3)

26
Monkey's got a gun
The safety's come undone
What'll that monkey do?
When he points that gun at you?

Posted by: Simian Tyler at December 07, 2021 08:13 PM (Tnijr)

27 Mr. Gopher must have just got home from the war.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 08:13 PM (r5BVk)

28 $678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh
Posted by: S


isn't it cheaper to just buy a new 3?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:13 PM (K3ZCc)

29 I have a relative with a vintage wood-panel wagoneer, and she says she can't go anywhere without someone offering her a lot of money for it.

It's like driving a large shoe box, though.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:14 PM (AwPyG)

30 yeah, the mnky gun thing should be a crime.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:14 PM (K3ZCc)

31 you wouldn't think lettuce would be very tasty. But apparently, it is.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:14 PM (AwPyG)

32 On new cars, the parking brake is electronic and you need a computer to perform the service, which is usually something only the Dealership has because its proprietary software and drivers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:12 PM (dtUS3)


Every damned thing is electronic these days. Hell, a stupid module for your stupid keyless entry can run $1200. Half of researching a car is finding out who makes the simplest/fewest electronics.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (wAnMi)

33 OK, who else saw "Gun Monkey Cafe" and expected it to be that video of the soldiers (guerillas, whatever) that gave a chimp a loaded AK?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (nfrXX)

34 Pretty sure that's a steer in that sliding down hill clip.

And the other kine is also a steer. Smooth belly. Even heifers have a bit of udder underneath and bulls are easier to tell.

Process of elimination that was a steer.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (1hoTV)

35 First

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (UnQlg)

36 Monkeys can never get the brass fouling out fully. You tell them to use the tornado brush but the just brush the bore oversized with a stainless bristle one.

Stupid monkeys

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (ZMraq)

37 He's wearing gloves because of the solvents I assume but he lets his monkey suck on the barrel.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (ergrq)

38 On new cars, the parking brake is electronic and you need a computer to perform the service, which is usually something only the Dealership has because its proprietary software and drivers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:12 PM (dtUS3)

Does it still pull a cable connected to small drum break on the inside of the rotors? Cause I could think of a few ways around that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (7cRTM)

39 If you're varmint hunting in South Dakota, that top picture is what you call a threefer.

Posted by: PabloD at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (vvvS9)

40 Well, there were no other comments when I typed it

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (UnQlg)

41 5
No fucking monkeys, please.
That's all I ask.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:03 PM (dtUS3)


There are monkeys, yes, but I think you're good.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (PQ4Fz)

42 I need to photoshop that monkey from "Night in a Museum " pissing on Bribe'em.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (Qa6b8)

43 Mrs f'd has a Mazda 3. I do all the work on it. I won't have a car I can't work on. I would expect to spend maybe $200 for pads and rotors after 100k.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

44 How can people not like pandas ?

They're lazy and entitled. Did I mention they're too lazy to reproduce?

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (ZsR3z)

45 Oh jeebus, missed the last thread. Since, as with most rum making, there are no rules or regs on this thread, I'll just summarize my comment for the last one.

Top concerns of voters - border, economy, inflation.

Just imagine if there were ever a prez candidate who not only made 2 of those 3 the centerpiece of his campaign, but also went on to actually make significant to spectacular progress on them when in office.

Every one of these horrendous (and as ace implied, probably quite understated) poll numbers for the vile vegetable only reinforces how disastrously Americans beclowned themselves a year ago. And no mid-term outcomes (or governorships) will have almost any impact on those "primary voter concerns". Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (OTzUX)

46 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (wAnMi

That's why I got a Jeep Wrangler.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:16 PM (ergrq)

47 >>> Process of elimination that was a steer.

That is not funny

Posted by: a steer at December 07, 2021 08:17 PM (UnQlg)

48
Every damned thing is electronic these days. Hell, a stupid module for your stupid keyless entry can run $1200. Half of researching a car is finding out who makes the simplest/fewest electronics.
Posted by: clutch cargo


New keys are "dealer only" items, now, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (dtUS3)

49 The doggie delirium at seeing their owners is so wonderful.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

50 "He was shot by a monkey who cleaned and assembled the pistol, then loaded it, then shot him" would be an awesome obituary.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (PQ4Fz)

51 isn't it cheaper to just buy a new 3?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:13 PM (K3ZCc)


When I was researching/buying before the shortage hit - and during the original sell-off panic, Mazda 3's and CX-5's were going for really high prices. The 4's really seemed to be in demand - and that was with Trump low gas prices. Now, it'd probably be hard to track one down. I think they're cool little cars. I am not a fan of red cars, but Mazda's red is incredibly sexy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (wAnMi)

52 if you have a dog and you are not happy, it is you

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (K3ZCc)

53 There was an episode of Monk where the prime suspect of a shooting was a Chimp.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:19 PM (ergrq)

54 He was shot by a monkey who cleaned and assembled the pistol, then loaded it, then shot him" would be an awesome obituary.

Even better would be "the monkey denies responsibility, and says it's the worst day of his life".

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:19 PM (ZsR3z)

55 Every damned thing is electronic these days. Hell, a stupid module for your stupid keyless entry can run $1200. Half of researching a car is finding out who makes the simplest/fewest electronics.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:15 PM (wAnMi)
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I was just reading another scary EMP article today.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

56 There is always away around the electronic crap. It may involve welding up a manifold for a 4 barrel Holley and putting a crank sensor on it, but I can make it work.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (Tnijr)

57 LOL, pep!

Posted by: PabloD at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (vvvS9)

58 Every one of these horrendous (and as ace implied, probably quite understated) poll numbers for the vile vegetable only reinforces how disastrously Americans beclowned themselves a year ago. And no mid-term outcomes (or governorships) will have almost any impact on those "primary voter concerns". Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid

First rule of holes applies to midterms. The governor positions may be important in the not so distant future as we are running out of runway to avoid a crash.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (9hXN1)

59 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

How is the barn work doing now that you exhausted your curse word reserve supply on that thingamabob?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

60 @53

That was the plot of the first ever detective story, the Murders in the Rue Morgue, by Poe

It was the orangutans, all along.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

61 When I was researching/buying before the shortage hit - and during the original sell-off panic, Mazda 3's and CX-5's were going for really high prices. The 4's really seemed to be in demand - and that was with Trump low gas prices. Now, it'd probably be hard to track one down. I think they're cool little cars. I am not a fan of red cars, but Mazda's red is incredibly sexy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in


that is funny, I hate that mazda robitussin red. The first time I saw it I was "wow, that is a great red!" then every time after that it was just "ish."

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:21 PM (K3ZCc)

62 The grocery stores charge for plastic bags now, gotta schlep your lettuce and carrots if you don't want to pay the stupid fee.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021 08:21 PM (mNhhD)

63 New keys are "dealer only" items, now, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (dtUS3)


Yup. My ex lost one of the keys to my infiniti 10 years ago, a new one was $350 and the other key was needed when they reprogrammed the $%&@ things for security I imagine.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:21 PM (wAnMi)

64 That was the plot of the first ever detective story, the Murders in the Rue Morgue, by Poe

It was the orangutans, all along.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

Right turn Clyde.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:22 PM (ergrq)

65 I think the voters are starting to figure out that governors are important to their general well being. That, and sheriffs.

In some states, the governor has shown to be more important than the president, for good or for bad.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:22 PM (AwPyG)

66 It was the orangutans, all along.
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Orangutans are the chillbilly stoners of the ape world. Now, chimps will bust a cap in you just for kicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

67 I was just reading another scary EMP article today.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

If really worried about that, Faraday cage is the answer. You can find info on the net for specific tuning of your cage related to what signal you are trying to block.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:22 PM (9hXN1)

68 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

Those articles are COVID variants for electronics users. I set a world record on field strength exposure when doing EMP testing and uh, OK. You got a good point.

But I still do not worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

69 New keys are "dealer only" items, now, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (dtUS3)

There are bunches of guys that do those for new cars

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (K3ZCc)

70 @64

Clint must have lost a bet

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (AwPyG)

71 -
The aftermath of the pic up top wouldn't be publicly palatable. We call that a "triple".

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (BB7pQ)

72 the guys that unlock phones do car kys too

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (K3ZCc)

73
Does it still pull a cable connected to small drum break on the inside of the rotors? Cause I could think of a few ways around that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Nah, it just uses the rear caliper -- a motorized gear pushes in the piston and holds it when the switch is set.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (dtUS3)

74 Orangutans are the chillbilly stoners of the ape world. Now, chimps will bust a cap in you just for kicks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

I thought Orangutans were religious leaders and Chimps were scientists?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (ergrq)

75 I like Mrs f'd Mazda 3. It's what she wanted and picked out. I don't drive it much, but it's held up well and we have no complaints.

Her other car is a 96 240SX. I don't get to drive it much either.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

76 Salty, dearest. It's moving along wonderfully. Getting that wall back in was critical.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Qa6b8)

77 68 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

Those articles are COVID variants for electronics users. I set a world record on field strength exposure when doing EMP testing and uh, OK. You got a good point.

But I still do not worry.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
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That makes me feel a trifle more secure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

78
In some states, the governor has shown to be more important than the president, for good or for bad.
Posted by: artemis

And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Jn+M1)

79 that is funny, I hate that mazda robitussin red. The first time I saw it I was "wow, that is a great red!" then every time after that it was just "ish."

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:21 PM (K3ZCc)


I really like it - same with Lexus' red. And their blue is awesome. But, I'll stick with silver/gray/white. I drove a bright blue Firebird, and the CHP could see that sucker 3 miles away. Never again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:25 PM (wAnMi)

80 It's all fun and games until the monkey learns how to use the gun

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2021 08:25 PM (CYnTg)

81 the mnky gun thing should be a crime.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:14 PM (K3ZCc)

The FBI has top men monkeys.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 08:25 PM (SH2Zi)

82 The Gun Monkey video is actually a Century Arms employee in training.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

83 .45, of course.

Posted by: Monkey at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (0hbQ6)

84 -
... was shot by a monkey who cleaned and assembled the pistol, then loaded it, then shot" would be an awesome obituary. -
-------

Are you calling me a monkey?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (BB7pQ)

85 Her other car is a 96 240SX. I don't get to drive it much either.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Tnijr)


The 240SX is huge in demand, you could get a pretty penny for that one. One of Nissan's cleaner designs.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (wAnMi)

86 Quote Tweet Saule Omarova @STOmarova; Mar 31, 2019
Until I came to the US, I couldn't imagine that things like gender pay gap still existed in today's world. Say what you will about old USSR, there was no gender pay gap there. Market doesn't always "know best."

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; Nov 13
Biden's Communist banking nominee.

BTW, @nytimes; 4h
Saule Omarova, a Cornell Law professor whom President Biden picked for a key banking regulator job, is withdrawing from consideration for the post. Bank lobbyists and Republicans painted her as a communist because she was born in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

87 I really like it - same with Lexus' red. And their blue is awesome. But, I'll stick with silver/gray/white. I drove a bright blue Firebird, and the CHP could see that sucker 3 miles away. Never again.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed i


our neighbor has that red, it is not as robitussiny and it is very nice. he is always, every day always, washing his car in garage.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (K3ZCc)

88 do we know why orangutans are orange?

It seems very strange--not a lot of orange animals, in nature. Some sorrels, maybe. And tabbies.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (AwPyG)

89 Hey again all. One last post for today.

During my, er, "time off," I decided to try and get caught up on watching movies. Decided to go with Best Picture winners through the years.

So far I've watched Rocky, Amadeus, The French Connection, Ordinary People, and last night I watched Midnight Cowboy.

Midnight Cowboy was better than expected, and my all-time fave thus far is French Connection. I forgot Roy Scheider was in it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

90 And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

My guess is that certain interests in the state and nationally more or less wanted DJT gone due to local conditions and Ducey was willing to play his part to make it happen.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:27 PM (9hXN1)

91 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

Compared with a missile into generators, getting the exo-atmospheric burst to generate the needed Compton Field electrons is a harder problem.

Sure, there are short range EMP weapons. Few, and short-ranged.

Avoid the use of nuclear weapons is a thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

92 It's all fun and games until the monkey learns how to use the gun
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2021 08:25 PM (CYnTg)


Because it never gets old:
https://youtu.be/QxYmm5yCJBg

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:27 PM (wAnMi)

93
I was at Walmart recently and they had an automatic key cutting machine (house keys, no car keys), like a candy machine.

You give it $$ and let it take an image of your key. Then magically makes you a new key. Wild.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (dtUS3)

94 @87

we have a neighbor who washes his car all the time. it must be therapeutic or something.

Or he's avoiding his wife.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

95
And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

DeWiner is worse.

Fight me!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (mD/uy)

96 82 The Gun Monkey video is actually a Century Arms employee in training.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

heh. Their gunsmithing school must be a hoot.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (9hXN1)

97 Why are we orange? Well, we'll never tell.

Posted by: An orangutan holding a Let's Go Brandon sign at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (ESjRY)

98 "The 240SX is huge in demand, you could get a pretty penny for that one. "

People ask her all the time if she wants to sell it.

I bought that car off ebay for $2000. We've done a lot of work and now it needs a paint job, or maybe a wrap.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

99 There is always away around the electronic crap. It may involve welding up a manifold for a 4 barrel Holley and putting a crank sensor on it, but I can make it work.
Posted by: f'd


I hope you don't live near D.C. That crank sensor would be going off constantly.

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:28 PM (P1f+c)

100 56/f'd: That's the spirit.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 08:29 PM (nRMeC)

101 In some states, the governor has shown to be more important than the president, for good or for bad.
Posted by: artemis

And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.


The Cook Political Report today shifted something like 11 governorships to more Republican leaning. IIRC, they included MI, WI, AZ, and some others, possibly GA. Assuming they will have a role to play in enforcing clean elections in their states, this is huge.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:29 PM (ZsR3z)

102 Prairie dog orgy? Weird shit, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 07, 2021 08:30 PM (II3Gr)

103 do we know why orangutans are orange?
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Do we know why they look like Irishmen?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 8 $678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 08:05 PM (usM7j)


$450 to replace the glow plug module on my diesel. Just thankful it wasn't the glow plugs themselves. My Christmas present.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 08:30 PM (AmoqO)

105 Remember that movie where the quadriplegic guy has a helper monkey and it terrorizes him monkey Shines I think it was called

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2021 08:30 PM (CYnTg)

106 Hey Saule, when everybody is making $1 an hour it just ain't a problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 08:31 PM (Qa6b8)

107 Gun monkeys > Gin Blossoms
Orange monkeys > Prominent exposed buttocks monkeys

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:31 PM (PQ4Fz)

108 Duckling with flower umbrella is adorable! Just what I needed now. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 08:31 PM (poMoX)

109 -
do we know why orangutans are orange?

It seems very strange--not a lot of orange animals, in nature. Some sorrels, maybe. And tabbies.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM -
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Lick my orange sphincter hairs.

Posted by: Jen "Clown Taint" Psaki at December 07, 2021 08:31 PM (BB7pQ)

110 And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

DeWiner is worse.

Fight me!!
Posted by: Tonypete

I submit there are worse, he's still a waste of air. He wouldn't know a conservative thought if it bit him in...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:31 PM (Jn+M1)

111 Insomniac, Hey they aren't muskrats!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM (Qa6b8)

112 @97

Of course! the obvious answer

Nature's maga.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM (AwPyG)

113 BTW, @nytimes; 4h
Saule Omarova, a Cornell Law professor whom President Biden picked for a key banking regulator job, is withdrawing from consideration for the post. Bank lobbyists and Republicans painted her as a communist because she was born in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

I personally found her thieving ways distasteful. Makes you wonder what the fuck is in her head.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM (V13WU)

114 do we know why orangutans are orange?
Posted by: artemis


Because their name wouldn't make sense if they were another color?

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

115 it is funny that biden and his henchmen were thinking "we steal the presidency and then use covid to become dictators!"

they never thought "we steal the presidency and everybody discovers federalism."

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:33 PM (K3ZCc)

116 Yeah only because she was born n the Soviet Union not her track record of being you know, a commie

Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (CYnTg)

117 "$450 to replace the glow plug module on my diesel. Just thankful it wasn't the glow plugs themselves. My Christmas present.
Posted by: Javems"

There's a low tech fix for that too that involves a blowtorch.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

118 Orangutans are the gingers of apes.

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (0hbQ6)

119 do we know why orangutans are orange?
Posted by: artemis


yes ! they eat a lot of shrimp ! or is it flamingos ?

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

120 HB Guy,

In all seriousness, I have an example of their butchery. They converted a Mas 36 to 308 by absolutely butchering the chamber so it was unsafe to fire any round. Bought it cheap and eventually found a replacement barrel for it after several years.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (9hXN1)

121 78 And in some like mine they are just a waste of air.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:24 PM (Jn+M1)


After living under the iron soy thumb of Governor Hairstyle, Ducey seems like a saint, in that he occasionally does the right thing. We have a flat tax now!

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (PQ4Fz)

122 You are a rude, thoughtless little pig monkey. Now put that pistol back together and point it at the camera.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 08:35 PM (BPuaD)

123 113 I personally found her thieving ways distasteful. Makes you wonder what the fuck is in her head.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM (V13WU)


Stalin worship would be my guess.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:35 PM (PQ4Fz)

124 I mean they don't eat flamingos. As far as we know...but flamingos eat shrimp and that turns them orange. Except they are not orange...but pink. That's odd.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:35 PM (V13WU)

125 @115

Best laid plans.

Blew up in their faces pretty good--a shame there was so much mayhem, though.

I'm sure rooting for Nuremberg trials.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

126 Gun Monkey Body Count: 0

Alec Baldwin Body Count: 1.5

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)

127 Good evening, horde!

Love the two minutes of joy. One of my bulldogs is uncontrollable when I get home. He wiggles, and flops, and paws at me, gets up, flops, gets up, wiggles, flops, paws, wiggles, flops, etc. It makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

128 Orangutans are the gingers of apes.
Posted by: d


which is funny because gingers are the rangutans of humanity

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (K3ZCc)

129
Now I'm getting fucking monkey vids recommended to me on youtube. Thanks a fcking lot.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (dtUS3)

130 Avoid the use of nuclear weapons is a thing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
---

It was posited that this would be deployed to cause confusion, and "because the nuclear blast that causes an EMP is detonated at a high altitude and doesn’t cause direct casualties, adversaries may not consider it a nuclear first strike. That might encourage adversaries to use the technology, as they wouldn’t fear nuclear retaliation."

https://tinyurl.com/2p948pcm

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

131 I watched some show about some truckers going across the Himalayas I think and part of their tool kit was a blowtorch to thaw out things like fuel lines and the engine if it ever shut off.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

132 One of my bulldogs is uncontrollable when I get home. He wiggles, and flops, and paws at me, gets up, flops, gets up, wiggles, flops, paws, wiggles, flops, etc. It makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs!

He's a good boy!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 08:37 PM (mD/uy)

133 131 I watched some show about some truckers going across the Himalayas I think and part of their tool kit was a blowtorch to thaw out things like fuel lines and the engine if it ever shut off.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:36 PM (Tnijr)


A properly trained monkey could do that for you, while you stay warm in the cab.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:37 PM (PQ4Fz)

134
Remember when TV ads weren't calling you a racist or a phobe?

Remember the "Trunk Monkey?"

https://youtu.be/Rx6WB5YJia8

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:37 PM (dtUS3)

135 In all seriousness, I have an example of their butchery.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (9hXN1)

I sent a CA WASR-10 with really badly canted front site down the road.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 08:38 PM (SH2Zi)

136 My Christmas present.
Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 08:30 PM (AmoqO)

I'm dropping about $2500 total for my new stereo system.

Neighbors are gonna HATE me! But last time I bought a good sound system was 1985 when I was living in Barracks in Hawaii.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

137 "A properly trained monkey could do that for you, while you stay warm in the cab.
Posted by: Splunge"

I'll remember to rent a pair next time I make the trip.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

138 @130

what's the bomb that kills the people but leaves the building structure intact?

Because that seems much more practical

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (AwPyG)

139 You always want to have a backup monkey.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

140 There's a low tech fix for that too that involves a blowtorch.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

Thought about a heating pad or shop light to keep it warm on cold nights but around here they would probably disappear over night.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (AmoqO)

141 Now I'm getting fucking monkey vids recommended to me on youtube.

A significant number of monkeys in fucking monkey vids have been sex-trafficked.

Posted by: Fucking Monkey at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (QU5/8)

142 37 He's wearing gloves because of the solvents I assume but he lets his monkey suck on the barrel.
Posted by: Just a side note

Gotta get rid of that monkey somehow.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 07, 2021 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

143 Because that seems much more practical

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (AwPyG)

Neutron bomb?

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 08:40 PM (SH2Zi)

144
Neutron bomb?


Yes.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:41 PM (ZsR3z)

145 Quote Tweet news.com.au @newscomauHQ; 18h
A woman has been thrown behind bars after sexually assaulting a stranger she followed down a Melbourne street before issuing a shocking demand.

Helen Joyce @HJoyceGender; 14h
This woman is male, has served a long prison sentence for sex crimes against a kid.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

146 This was a good one - Safeway in SF Castro District tries installing anti-theft barriers (they already changed hours to close at 6pm) in effort to thwart shoplifters.

https://youtu.be/wEdafIjDfyU

One of the clowns they interview says the barriers haven't stopped him from stealing. The rest are also as you'd expect, and yes, there's a great big rainbow flag in front, because Castro District.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:42 PM (wAnMi)

147 Neighbors are gonna HATE me!




Is that wise ?

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

148 You can get a good sense for what the national temperature is by watching TV ads. Like--all of a sudden, no one was wearing masks.

Now there's not a lot of wokeness, all of a sudden.

they're reading the room.

And I saw a tape of a fashion show where all the models were wearing sleek business suits--skirts and jackets, I kid you not.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

149 Olivia Newtron Bomb was hot in that one video.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:43 PM (Tnijr)

150 147 Neighbors are gonna HATE me!

Is that wise ?
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 08:42 PM (V13WU)

The ones I like are Deaf anyway.

And I'm moving soon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 07, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

151 111 Insomniac, Hey they aren't muskrats!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 08:32 PM

Indeed. Besides they've been pushing normalization and acceptance of muskrat love for years

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 07, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)

152 I like borscht. Do you like borscht? Vla..ah...Laddy Putin likes borscht.

Posted by: Beetroot Joe at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (BPuaD)

153 In all seriousness, I have an example of their butchery. They converted a Mas 36 to 308 by absolutely butchering the chamber so it was unsafe to fire any round. Bought it cheap and eventually found a replacement barrel for it after several years.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:34 PM (9hXN1)

Yup....I have 2 Golanis that the feed ramps were installed to low resulting in crushed rounds. I drilled out the rivets and shimmed up the feed ramps with beer can cuttings. Re-riveted in and polished said feed ramps and now both run like scalded dogs.

Century builds can be a challenge as well as a learning experience.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

154 Now there's not a lot of wokeness, all of a sudden.

Today I saw a commercial with two white women with two black male husbands (twins I think). I guess some people haven't gotten the memo.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (ZsR3z)

155 College friend, who did a stint in USMC earlier, loved to tell the story of using his "Monkey be cool" stick when doing jungle hikes.

I forget what country, but apparently the alpha monkeys would jump in front of the lead Marine. It was this Marine's job to use the Monkey Be Cool stick about the head and neck of the challenger, so that the rest of the monkeys wouldn't get any stupid ideas about challenging the humans.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (8AONa)

156 @8
>>$678 to replace the rear brakes on my mazda3. Sigh

Well it depends on what exactly they are doing.

Just looked it up, a brake kit for a mazda 3 is 80 bucks, which includes rotors, brake and hardware for two wheels.

Average labor rate is around 100 dollars an hour at a dealer.
Figure it would take about 3 hours to do the job on both sides.
So it should realistically be around four hundred dollars.
If they are also doing something like changing out the splash shield or caliper then, yes, 678 could be in line.
To change the splash guard on a Mazda 3 you have to remove the hub, very time consuming.
So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (aKMRW)

157 Quite a few cars can program a new key, as long as you have the original key(s). You buy the correct chip-bearing blank key, have it copy-cut, then follow the directions for your specific model/year/make; instructions on the exact details/procedure can be found at

https://www.keyfobprogram.com/

It might save you quite a few future dollars to make yourself a spare.

As to the Inman bike crashers, my vote is for #1. Dayum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (F0YaR)

158 Now I'm getting fucking monkey vids recommended to me on youtube. Thanks a fcking lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Go to the youtube.com home page, hit the "history" link in the left column, and remove the monkey vids from your history, and it'll stop recommending them. Until you watch another monkey vid.

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

159 I sent a CA WASR-10 with really badly canted front site down the road.

Posted by: flounder

That is a shame because Romania actually makes decent AK's for export before Century butchery to convert it. Lot of folks liked their Saiga sporter AK's before those were banned.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (9hXN1)

160 One of the clowns they interview says the barriers haven't stopped him from stealing. The rest are also as you'd expect, and yes, there's a great big rainbow flag in front, because Castro District.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December

What's the point of the rainbow flag? Is there any doubt they could go in and buy Twinkies?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 07, 2021 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

161 Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dies. It's so immoral even thinking about it drives you crazy. But I showed them, in the end I had a lobotomy.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 07, 2021 08:46 PM (ZMraq)

162 Today I saw a commercial with two white women with two black male husbands (twins I think). I guess some people haven't gotten the memo.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (ZsR3z)

Hilton commercial I saw last night had two Gay guys carrying a sleeping child into a Hotel room... supposedly so he could sleep...

Yeah.... I got a slightly different message there Hilton.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 07, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

163 Good early evening everyone.

Decided to watch Victory at Sea, for the sound track which we had on several LPs when I was a kid growing up. Found myself intrigued and swept into the story. Most excellent score, great narration, some of the finest military documentary filmography I've ever seen. Two thumbs up. Bif sez check it out. Especially if you've not seen it since the 60s, which was my case.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 08:46 PM (IJES/)

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 08:46 PM (IJES/)

164
I watched some show about some truckers going across the Himalayas I think and part of their tool kit was a blowtorch to thaw out things like fuel lines and the engine if it ever shut off.
Posted by: f'd

A properly trained monkey could do that for you, while you stay warm in the cab.
Posted by: Splunge


Monkey with a blowtorch. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

165 Ducey seems like a saint, in that he occasionally does the right thing. We have a flat tax now!
Posted by: Splunge

lol... I was moving into this house in June and missed that completely!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:47 PM (Jn+M1)

166 You'll be happy to hear the CEOs of American Airlines and Southwest have stepped down.

As was said above, the plan blew up in their faces.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

167 Second that on Victory At Sea. Everyone should see it. It's almost perfect.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 08:48 PM (Tnijr)

168 157 As to the Inman bike crashers, my vote is for #1. Dayum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (F0YaR)


#2 just got distracted, and came to grief. But #1 -- what was his plan? What was supposed to happen, if it went well? Did he have a spare head on hand, to install in place of the one he planned to mash?

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:48 PM (PQ4Fz)

169 I could see one of those smoking monkeys handling a blowtorch.

all causal, and such.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

170 Monkey with a blowtorch. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

====

You'd want to check his certification first.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 08:49 PM (8AONa)

171 the rainbow flag is to make it clear that there will be no attempts at self-defense within

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)

172 Decided to watch Victory at Sea,

I inherited a VHS set of about 4-5. Used to watch them with Dad. Very good.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (qpolg)

173 You'll be happy to hear the CEOs of American Airlines and Southwest have stepped down.
As was said above, the plan blew up in their faces.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)


Which plans, though? There are more plans going around than there were in the Romanov court

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (ZMraq)

174 monkey with a blowtorch > dog fetching a roman candle

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (P1f+c)

175 Look I might not want to take photos at a gay wedding but if a gay person wants to buy a Twinkie surr.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

176 Why are orangutans orange>

The Cheetos Palm grows only in Borneo, and is the favored snack of 'tangs when they're high. You know, way way UP there in the trees.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2021 08:51 PM (QzJWU)

177 If the one gopher had a hat and briefcase and the little gopher had a beany hat with a propeller, and the female gopher had a frilly apron- that picture might be improved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2021 08:51 PM (tPC7s)

178 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

This is a high risk strategy.

You have orbital missile sensors looking at the launch.

We get a trajectory, over the US.

Some Flash Traffic to selected military units will shortly follow.

Working that into one of my stories. So I've thought a bit about the scenario.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

179 Ducey seems like a saint, in that he occasionally does the right thing. We have a flat tax now!
Posted by: Splunge


that does not seem right, hard enough to there for girls with small tits

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 08:52 PM (K3ZCc)

180 @173

Private sector CEOs were going to roll out the mandates, one industry at a time.

Diabolical, really. Again, can't wait for the Nuremburg trials, if we have them. Make a list of your favorites.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)

181 He's a good boy!!!
Posted by: Tonypete

He certainly is!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 07, 2021 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

182 174 monkey with a blowtorch > dog fetching a roman candle
Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:50 PM (P1f+c)

monkey with a blowtorch > dog fetching a roman candle
both > otter with that gleam in his eye

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:53 PM (PQ4Fz)

183 @176

are you saying jackstraw is a ginger? because I could see that.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:53 PM (AwPyG)

184 I saw Monkey With A Blowtorch open for the Lords Of Ganja on 4/20/20 at Coachella.

Posted by: Beetroot Joe at December 07, 2021 08:53 PM (BPuaD)

185 Movie Alert:

"Red River" starring some fellow named John Wayne as sort-of the villain for much of the movie, begins at 9 PM ET on TCM.

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 08:53 PM (AMIL/)

186 but flamingos eat shrimp and that turns them orange. Except they are not orange...but pink. That's odd.
Posted by: runner


Cooked shrimp are pink, though. We just never see the flamingos cooking them. Very secretive birds.

Posted by: mikeski at December 07, 2021 08:54 PM (P1f+c)

187 College friend, who did a stint in USMC earlier, loved to tell the story of using his "Monkey be cool" stick when doing jungle hikes.

I forget what country, but apparently the alpha monkeys would jump in front of the lead Marine. It was this Marine's job to use the Monkey Be Cool stick about the head and neck of the challenger, so that the rest of the monkeys wouldn't get any stupid ideas about challenging the humans.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 08:44 PM (8AONa)

Former LRRP NCO that was my mentor used to find a nursing mother monkey, and shoot the infant. 5.56 on a 1lb infant means, no more infant. Mom, and the rest of the troop would be too busy searching for the infant to follow along and give away his position.

Somehow, i never asked what he did once he was in an area where he couldn't do that.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 08:54 PM (IJES/)

188 monkey with a blowtorch > dog fetching a roman candle
both > otter with that gleam in his eye

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 08:53 PM (PQ4Fz)

Where does beaver smuggling produce fit in?

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 08:54 PM (SH2Zi)

189 Monkey with a blowtorch. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 08:47 PM (63Dwl)


Monkey won't understand the confession, or worse won't have been briefed on the recording equipment? Monkey doesn't understand that certain screams mean "sure, I would be happy to get that money to you but I have to call my broker"?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 08:54 PM (ZMraq)

190 BifBewalski

My second Med deployment I took 16 mm films from the local Navy Movie supply of Victory At Sea episodes. Suicide for Glory was brutal to watch in the wardroom.

The counterpoint was a Naval Academy training film from 1966!, How to Succeed with Brunettes. It was about social manners. Hilarious.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

191 Dogs are definitely a gift from God.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 08:12 PM (ergrq)
~~~~~

Then you'll really appreciate this as much as I do:

https://tinyurl.com/mr893ehp

Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2021 08:56 PM (0TVNF)

192
Lots of cheap auto parts available.
They're cheap because they're chinese Junk.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 08:56 PM (dtUS3)

193 Somehow, i never asked what he did once he was in an area where he couldn't do that.

Posted by: BifBewalski

===

Maybe he gave them a blow torch?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (8AONa)

194 The World at War
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071075/

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (UHVv4)

195 BTW, @nytimes; 4h
Saule Omarova, a Cornell Law professor whom President Biden picked for a key banking regulator job, is withdrawing from consideration for the post. Bank lobbyists and Republicans painted her as a communist because she was born in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07,

...and because she advocates for communism, but mostly because she's an actual communist.

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

196 Ducey seems like a saint, in that he occasionally does the right thing. We have a flat tax now!
Posted by: Splunge


that does not seem right, hard enough to there for girls with small tits
Posted by: confederatefifth

You think it might rub them the wrong way?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (Jn+M1)

197 I think they're cool little cars. I am not a fan of red cars, but Mazda's red is incredibly sexy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 08:18 PM (wAnMi)

I picked up a cx-30 in August...in the red.

The car and the color are magnificent.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)

198
Movie Alert:

"Red River" starring some fellow named John Wayne as sort-of the villain for much of the movie, begins at 9 PM ET on TCM.
Posted by: Gref


It's on HDNet Movie channel on my cable.
Shop Around the Corner is on TCM here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 08:58 PM (63Dwl)

199 LASue

I do not remember losing the Cold War, but Biden is changing my thinking. Remember, Personnel is Policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

200 I'm dropping about $2500 total for my new stereo system.

Neighbors are gonna HATE me! But last time I bought a good sound system was 1985 when I was living in Barracks in Hawaii.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)


I have bits and pieces of an old system circa 1980. Akai 4 channel reel to reel (with 8 track player), a 4 channel JVC amp w/cassette player tubes and all, Teac turntable and Pioneer speakers.
All gathering dust in the attic. Hopefully my son will be interested in it all.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 08:59 PM (AmoqO)

201 The World at War
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071075/
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (UHVv4)

This is next in my to be engaged queue.
Salty- i'm on episode 11, micronesia. Suspect the suicide one is coming up.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 08:59 PM (IJES/)

202 IrishEi, I see my childhood doggeh in that pic! Thanks. Needed that smile.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 08:59 PM (qpolg)

203 Playing around with one of my Tamiya 1/48 F-14 Tomcats and Tamiya managed to goof up the chaff/flare dispensers in the boat tail. Instead of being molded as little round holes, Tamiya molded them as buttons. So aftermarket it is unless you want to drill out a couple dozen little holes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:00 PM (+CF/e)

204 The Great War
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057753/

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 09:01 PM (UHVv4)

205 198
Movie Alert:

"Red River" starring some fellow named John Wayne as sort-of the villain for much of the movie, begins at 9 PM ET on TCM.
Posted by: Gref

It's on HDNet Movie channel on my cable.
Shop Around the Corner is on TCM here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 08:58 PM (63Dwl)

Sir, you are right! My bad for brain-lapsing into John Wayne-TCM thinking.

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 09:01 PM (AMIL/)

206 I have a 2015 Mazda 5. Inherited it from my late step-Mom. Car was made in Nagasaki, Japan.

I need to get a "KABOOM" license plate.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2021 09:01 PM (QzJWU)

207 BifBewalski

My Dad playred the music to me years before I saw the episodes. I have them on DVD now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

208 The World at War
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071075/
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 08:57 PM (UHVv4)

Have also been watching ww1 documentaries. The shiz in South Africa made me have nightmares. Harrowing.

Want to rewatch They Shall Never Grow Old again, but tubi has deleted it already.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 09:02 PM (IJES/)

209 Anna Puma

Can you hire out as a consultant? But no capes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

210 "Lots of cheap auto parts available.
They're cheap because they're chinese Junk.

Posted by: Soothsayer"

We broke a tie rod end on the Rallycross car last weekend. Snapped it off right at the knuckle. I can't remember if it was an original or a $6 Rockauto closeout.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 09:03 PM (Tnijr)

211 IrishEi, I see my childhood doggeh in that pic! Thanks. Needed that smile.
~~~~~

Isn't it great?! I love that pic.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 07, 2021 09:03 PM (0TVNF)

212 I like shop around the corner. Have that recorded too. i should put Christmas movies on while I do decorations this weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 09:03 PM (qpolg)

213 Salty Dawg, uh no. Not nowhere near OCD enough for that

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:04 PM (+CF/e)

214 The World at War
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071075/
Posted by: andycanuck

That was a fantastic series.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 09:04 PM (mD/uy)

215 What he doesn't understand is that the bear was just excited to receive his package after being stuck in the harbor

Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2021 09:04 PM (iam1O)

216 Yup....I have 2 Golanis that the feed ramps were installed to low resulting in crushed rounds. I drilled out the rivets and shimmed up the feed ramps with beer can cuttings. Re-riveted in and polished said feed ramps and now both run like scalded dogs.

Century builds can be a challenge as well as a learning experience.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Nice to know if I ever buy one of their semi autos.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 09:05 PM (9hXN1)

217 Anna Puma

You are keenly observant. I believe you can excel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

218 All I really wanted to do was check to ensure an AIM-120 would fit in one of the fuselage missile recesses of a Tomcat. Then I was fiddling with the lower aft fuselage and then noticed those chaff/flare dispensers looked odd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:06 PM (+CF/e)

219 180 Again, can't wait for the Nuremburg trials, if we have them.
Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)


Given that most governments are in on the op, I have my doubts.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2021 09:07 PM (DTX3h)

220 Victory at Sea is on Roku for free. Roku Channel and Free Movie Classics channel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

221 Then I was fiddling with the lower aft fuselage and then noticed those chaff/flare dispensers looked odd.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:06 PM (+CF/e)

You would excel at threat missile intelligence. Just sayin'.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 09:07 PM (IJES/)

222 Republicans painted her as a communist because she was born in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07,

Oh, for fucks sake, the NYT lol - not because she's actually, you know, was a communist or anything. This group of knuckleheads are the absolute worst, but they think you're an idiot, too - which is so insulting.

Yeah, no one really believes the shit the NYT says anymore - they're just talking to themselves - like that spidermen pointing meme.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2021 09:08 PM (5iUNf)

223 Neighbors are gonna HATE me! But last time I bought a good sound system was 1985 when I was living in Barracks in Hawaii.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 07, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)


Still got mine. The turntable alone is worth keeping it.
Its in the garage but sounds terrific!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)

224 Victory at Sea is on Roku for free. Roku Channel and Free Movie Classics channel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 09:07 PM (63Dwl)

Roku channel is where I'm watching it, now.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 07, 2021 09:08 PM (IJES/)

225 @217

"You are keenly observant. I believe you can excel."

This sounds suspiciously like a fortune cookie fortune

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:08 PM (AwPyG)

226 Hilton commercial I saw last night had two Gay guys carrying a sleeping child into a Hotel room...

Posted by: Romeo13

I push out all the obits for my HS classmates to social media and ran into a new wrinkle today:

Name of guy, blah, blah, blah, he is survived by his husband of 28 years, xxxxxxxxx; former wife, xxxxxx; brother-in-law . . . .


I long for the old days and old ways.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 09:08 PM (mD/uy)

227
The best "sound system" for the $$ is the Bose Acoustic Wave radio.

It f'n cranks, and it's portable.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 09:09 PM (dtUS3)

228 199
I do not remember losing the Cold War, but Biden is changing my thinking. Remember, Personnel is Policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
---------------------

I was in college while the Soviet Union was in the process of going out of business. I remember a poli sci professor saying that even if the USSR were to go under, we shouldn't consider it a win. He believed that without an external Big Bad, we'd eventually turn on ourselves, and in a war that never goes hot, both sides end up losing. He likened it to a duel where one participant keels over from natural causes, and with nothing left to do, the other participant just goes ahead and shoots himself. Turns out he was right (and would also probably never be hired by an American college in 2021.)

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 07, 2021 09:09 PM (lNHqD)

229 That cow is the most Far Side thing you will see all week.

Posted by: GWB at December 07, 2021 09:10 PM (Gcsm/)

230 Anna Puma

Carry on.

Time for some preps.

Have a great night, everyone.

And stay away from upright walking carrot stealing beavers. I can't believe I have to even say this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 07, 2021 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

231 @222

And she was another very sinister looking person.

Where do they get them? The guy who's the head of the SEC looks like Gollum in a suit

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:10 PM (AwPyG)

232
I watched some of that korean shit Squid Game. It sucks.

Then I watched another korean shit show called Hellbound that people are raving about. Sucks.

Korean TV is shit.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 09:11 PM (dtUS3)

233 The youngsters love the record players, now. They think music "sounds" better on them.

I think it's like wine drinkers, pretending they can tell the difference between two buck chuck and something fancy

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:13 PM (AwPyG)

234 In the 1970s both documentaries were on during the weekend in the mornings as well as Canada at War that I loved watching as a young teen.

In the 1980s watched Michael Maclear's Vietnam history, The Ten Thousand Day War; and later American Caesar about MacArthur.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 09:13 PM (UHVv4)

235 I don't do threat analysis, I just build models.

Though having to proofread my books has raised my awareness levels tremendously. There is a video on Youtube in which the National Park Service built a 3D sonar model of the remains of Arizona. I wanted to shoot the narrator for two of his goofs on the Pearl Harbor attack.

"American jet fighters..." wait whut?

"high level kah-tays." He tried to pronounce the Allied code name for the B5N torpedo bomber as a Japanese word. It's pronounced Kate you idiot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:13 PM (+CF/e)

236 203 Playing around with one of my Tamiya 1/48 F-14 Tomcats and Tamiya managed to goof up the chaff/flare dispensers in the boat tail. Instead of being molded as little round holes, Tamiya molded them as buttons. So aftermarket it is unless you want to drill out a couple dozen little holes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:00 PM (+CF/e)


IIRC, the USAF uses flare and chaff munitions with a square cross-section. With corresponding dispenser tubes, of course. So much for inter-service commonality.

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

237 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 07, 2021 09:14 PM (arJlL)

238 Gref, the ALE-39 is used on many USN aircraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:15 PM (+CF/e)

239 FYI, I'm in the middle of a refi. Received an email did I want to lock in interest rate. Hell yes. They are raising rates soon.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 09:15 PM (qpolg)

240

So Juicy didnt recognize the two Nigerian guys he was having sex with in bathhouses when they came up to him and loosely tied a piece of string around his neck?

Are those Nigerian guys gonna take the stand...

That is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 07, 2021 09:16 PM (XnbJC)

241 Great videos! The dog one was so sweet! Dogs are the best.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)

242 238 Gref, the ALE-39 is used on many USN aircraft.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:15 PM (+CF/e)

As a taxpayer, I say, Yay! Thanks for the info!

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

243 hiya
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2021 09:14 PM (arJlL)


Howdy JT!

Posted by: Doof at December 07, 2021 09:21 PM (mZUr4)

244 goats are fun ... UNLESS you don't like them eating your outdoor carpet on your porch, or you are trying to fence them in, or trying to keep them off your car/tractor/anything ... But other than that, pretty interesting side show, and good at munching down brush.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 09:22 PM (Cus5s)

245 Am I really supposed to recognize all the men I am fucking?!?

Posted by: Juicy Fruit at December 07, 2021 09:22 PM (QU5/8)

246 Most the idiots that have turned on Biden will still vote for him, Kamala or whatever idiot the Dems put out here. They are still leftist or LIV's and have been taught to hate conservatives/traditional Americans with a passion.

Posted by: Ripley at December 07, 2021 09:22 PM (PTDkx)

247 @240

Jussie reminds me a lot of Meghan Markle--a D list actor on a cable show who seems to have connections in high places, who push them forward.

And then when they are caught lying, they are amazingly arrogant and smug.

Hilaria Baldwin, too. did you know she wants to add an accent to her name, now, even though we know she isn't Spanish? It's amazing, how they double and triple down.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:23 PM (AwPyG)

248 The best "sound system" for the $$ is the Bose Acoustic Wave radio.

It f'n cranks, and it's portable.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 09:09 PM (dtUS3)

The Mrs. likes hers a bunch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Pureblood at December 07, 2021 09:25 PM (dHnbM)

249 " Most the idiots that have turned on Biden will still vote for him, "

Dems stick together to get their guy thru. Principles be damned.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 09:25 PM (Tnijr)

250 The dog one was so sweet! Dogs are the best.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)


They're trying too hard

Posted by: The cats at December 07, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)

251 Re: my brakes, total replacement. Was down to 2 mm.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 09:26 PM (usM7j)

252 >>>Hilaria Baldwin, too. did you know she wants to add an accent to her name, now, even though we know she isn't Spanish?

>This is beyond the pale!

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at December 07, 2021 09:26 PM (BPuaD)

253 I think the nigerian brothers have already testified, and said that jussie took them for the dry run and told them to hit him but not hard (which is all on surveillance cameras).

And jussie is still saying he didn't know it was them, with the "attack".

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:27 PM (AwPyG)

254 @252

Poor ol' Jerry is caught up in the Epstein stuff.

That's a shame. (Seinfeld voice.)

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:28 PM (AwPyG)

255 Re: my brakes, total replacement. Was down to 2 mm.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 09:26 PM (usM7j)


Yo SFGoth -- I have an extra "archive" copy of that CD from The Cult. Let me know if you want me to send it to you

Posted by: The cats at December 07, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)

256 I think the funniest thing about that Jussie hoax was he paid the brothers with a check.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 07, 2021 09:30 PM (3cGpq)

257
Dems stick together to get their guy thru. Principles be damned.
Posted by: f'd


Their principles are "defeat the deplorables."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 09:31 PM (63Dwl)

258 251 Re: my brakes, total replacement. Was down to 2 mm.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 09:26 PM (usM7j)
------------------

There's a downside to living at the top of a hill.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2021 09:31 PM (iam1O)

259 So aftermarket it is unless you want to drill out a couple dozen little holes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 09:00 PM


Drill, baby, drill!

Posted by: Sarah Palin at December 07, 2021 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

260 Yo SFGoth -- I have an extra "archive" copy of that CD from The Cult. Let me know if you want me to send it to you
Posted by: The cats at December 07, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)

Whoops - off sock

Posted by: Doof at December 07, 2021 09:31 PM (mZUr4)

261 I think we've seen the beaver shot before.

That came out wrong.

...or did it?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 09:33 PM (AlkyK)

262 Wrote a check. So confident. Aliens will certainly consult him before they put a flea collar on him.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 07, 2021 09:34 PM (YdUrq)

263 I think the funniest thing about that Jussie hoax was he paid the brothers with a check.

He kind of had to. If he'd been walking around Chicago at 2 AM with all that money in cash, someone might have punched him for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 07, 2021 09:34 PM (SchxB)

264 I think the funniest thing about that Jussie hoax was he paid the brothers with a check.
Posted by: PaleRider

That's stupid!
-- Jerry Springer's hookas

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)

265 Bongino let the light shine on that dirty asshole Crenshaw. And it was glorious.

Posted by: Seems legit at December 07, 2021 09:35 PM (DcKNO)

266 I think the funniest thing about that Jussie hoax was he paid the brothers with a check.

The whole thing is so damn bizarre I can't wrap my head around it. I mean.. I'm not a far left emptyheaded idiot so maybe that's why but good grief..he got caught just admit it and try to go on with your life. But NOOOO.. typical leftist thinking is double down, triple down and fuck you you racist!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 09:35 PM (nxdel)

267 I shot the Beaver
But I did not shoot no Eddie Haskell

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 09:36 PM (UHVv4)

268 @256

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Imagine Harris, and the Obamas giving this guy the assignment. Or bubba wallace, trying to pretend the cord pull is a hate crime.

They are not sending their best

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:36 PM (AwPyG)

269 Juicy, Juicy, Juicy!

Posted by: The Black Cary Grant at December 07, 2021 09:37 PM (BPuaD)

270 Bongino let the light shine on that dirty asshole Crenshaw. And it was glorious.
Posted by: Seems legit at December 07, 2021 09:35 PM (DcKNO)

You gotta keep an eye on him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Pureblood at December 07, 2021 09:37 PM (dHnbM)

271 Gun monkey?
I'm here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 07, 2021 09:39 PM (yc8M+)

272 A lot of interesting stuff coming out about Mark Meadows, too. He abruptly decided he wasn't going to cooperate with the 1/6 committee, after the anonymous folks on gab started pointing out that he helped run a chinese-backed sketchy company with the Epstein people.

Trump was surrounded by traitors.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:40 PM (AwPyG)

273
I shot the beaver
But I did not shoot my bro's TV

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 09:40 PM (3l5Yq)

274 @256

A couple of us were saying earlier that our favorite thing was he was still wearing the noose in his apartment when he called the cops.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:41 PM (AwPyG)

275 "A couple of us were saying earlier that our favorite thing was he was still wearing the noose in his apartment when he called the cops.
Posted by: artemis"

Stoned and stupid. In another time he wouldn't last a day.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2021 09:43 PM (Tnijr)

276 War with Russia. Bi-partisan (Tucker tonight).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw0ypSr1SGY

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 07, 2021 09:44 PM (nLrWw)

277 Trump was surrounded by traitors.
Posted by: artemis

So are we. The trite story about good folks going to Washington and turning into someone else.... trite because true.
And this Epstein trial is kinda showing how it works.

Posted by: MkY at December 07, 2021 09:45 PM (Foq6I)

278

Canada has decreed that unvaccinated NBA players will not be able to enter the country and play in Toronto starting in January, according to reports.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 09:45 PM (63Dwl)

279 And the masks keep falling. Seems DJT was the only one not corrupted.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 09:46 PM (qpolg)

280 @277

the GME vs hedge funds saga is also showing how the corruption works.

Interesting, that these two things seem to be exposing the bad guys at the same time.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:46 PM (AwPyG)

281 I shot the beaver,
the carrot went in the chili.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

282 Well, here's one GOP candidate who's got my attention.

https://bit.ly/3IveylF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 09:49 PM (FVME7)

283 The beaver done me wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 09:50 PM (4I/2K)

284 @281

It just seemed like a lot of effort for a lettuce head.

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:50 PM (AwPyG)

285 STUPID PIECE OF CRAP SPAM FILTER!

GAH!

I swear every third post I try and put up runs afoul of the thing!

Posted by: junior at December 07, 2021 09:51 PM (PTw5h)

286 Fun fact:

Chris Cuomo's wife shows up in the Epstein book

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:52 PM (AwPyG)

287 Check out this stemwinder speech by NYYRC Veep Vash Burra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el140kKOw-U

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 07, 2021 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

288 So Juicy didnt recognize the two Nigerian guys he was having sex with in bathhouses when they came up to him and loosely tied a piece of string around his neck?

Are those Nigerian guys gonna take the stand...

That is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS

Hell of a lot better than Empire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 09:53 PM (FVME7)

289 So I went to fill up the car tonight, and what do I spy, but "I did that" stickers on the pump, half scraped off by some enraged karen ('cause the station would have scraped them off with a tool, not a fingernail).

#lgb

Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 09:53 PM (Rbu5d)

290 Beaver beaver burning bright, my your lips are orange tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 09:53 PM (0OP+5)

291 https://bit.ly/3IveylF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 09:49 PM (FVME7)

DANGER, DANGER, DANGER.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2021 09:54 PM (qpolg)

292 Just being in that book doesn't mean a whole lot vis a vis guilt for anything. But Epstein was a well known piece of shit for a looooong time. If you're in there, you were ok with it. No prob... Here's my digits, bruh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2021 09:54 PM (2ABQr)

293 I hate fucking gun monkeys.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 07, 2021 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

294 @292

Yeah, it's not a good look.

And both those brothers look pervy, to me

Posted by: artemis at December 07, 2021 09:56 PM (AwPyG)

295 Shooting at the Killeen Mall about two hours ago.

One victim airlifted to Scott and White in Temple.

The shooter is supposedly white, as yet to be apprehended.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 09:58 PM (fBYY+)

296 ONT IS UP

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

297 lol Eromero!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 09:59 PM (nxdel)

298 Candy Beaver. Candy Beaver. Candy Beaver.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 07, 2021 10:00 PM (YdUrq)

299 @232 I watched some of that korean shit Squid Game. It sucks.

----

There are good Korean shows, I'm not going to recommend any. I've no idea what your interests are, and I really couldn't care less whether you like Korean TV or not.

A Korean friend of mine asked me to watch Squid Game and report back on my thoughts. So I watched the first episode last night. I had a vague idea of the idea behind it. And I already knew that in Korean shows (at least all of the ones that I've seen), a corporate executive is even more likely to be corrupt and guilty than a rich white male on Law and Order. So I wasn't particularly caught off guard by anything.

Nor was I particularly impressed with the one episode that I've seen. But I already expected that.

Posted by: junior at December 07, 2021 10:01 PM (PTw5h)

300 Saw the trailer for Let it Be...my thought was, who cares?

The Beetles were just some pop music band from a period of time who wrote some good and some bad songs, had a lot of commercial success, but weren't really intellectuals or important outside their success. They weren't Keats or Shelley. They weren't Kipling or Hamilton or Rousseau or Hume or Acquinas or Locke or Mills.

To try and stretch these four guys into something more than reality is doing just that - stretching.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2021 10:10 PM (5iUNf)

301 salty dog is the first EMP bloviator evah to display an actual clue! its the dphi/dt that fries yer chips...
they had a nice z-machine at NRL when I worked there.

Posted by: Byzantine General at December 07, 2021 10:32 PM (Fbx+b)

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