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Via Jack Posobiec:

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Via @desertmom66, a busybody controlling leftist objects to... Christmas lights:

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Via I, Hypocrite, an important new update on how to satisfy a trans "woman:" your guide to "muffing."

This woman just can't believe that "a creepy old guy" is looking at her!

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Someone responded to the below, "You couldn't have been waiting to tell your father this for too long, because people only made up this bullshit a year ago."

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1 HA!

Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (vd8XM)

2 sorry for two quick hits in a row

the time really snuck up on me and this is all I had ready to go

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (0G13K)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (XvPQV)

4 Well crap, I read the content.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (bVYXr)

5 I looked at the pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

6 Apparently Epstein had the contact info for everyone on Bill Clinton's staff.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (beZmz)

8 Shockingly that letter is from Minneapolistan.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (OalnH)

9 Via @desertmom66, a busybody controlling leftist objects to... Christmas lights:

If I got that letter I would put up so many more lights you could see my house from space.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

10 And I was there, too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

11 Christmas message from Pat Sajak.

Pat Sajak
@patsajak
A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it's a misdemeanor, and you'll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (FVME7)

12 If I got that letter I would put up so many more lights you could see my house from space.
Posted by: Jordan61
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lol

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (fBYY+)

13 I don't put up outdoor lights, but if I did and I got a letter like that, the next complaint letter that I would receive would be from the FAA saying that my display was a navigation hazard for the nearest airport.

And I would add music.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (EughT)

14 I looked at the pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

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I ogled one picture in particular

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (TNyrE)

15 We covered the snotty lights last year when it was new. Just saying cuz I noticed the Dec 2020 postmark.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (3cGpq)

16 Hopefully that guy put up 10x more lights

Posted by: Tums Festival at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (Hb9w3)

17 The Christmas lights letter reads like a parody. Is the sender playing a practical joke on the recipient?

If it was me, I would add more lights to my display until my house could be seen from space. Maybe do a big dollar sign in green lights.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (mNhhD)

18
lol @ "unboosted"

Carousel! Carousel!

Please, bring on the Carousel.
Some people have lived long enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (dtUS3)

19 Via @desertmom66, a busybody controlling leftist objects to... Christmas lights:

If I got that letter I would put up so many more lights you could see my house from space.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)


The 12 days of making your leftist neighbor look like an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

20 Willowed:

What animal other than a cat will spend all day or night hunting, just so they can bring their kill back to you as a sign of appreciation?

Or the dining on your floor is the bomb.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021


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Perhaps the cat is just showing off. "See what a mighty hunter I am! Now cuddle me, I'm cold."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (txdEq)

21 Gender fluid... shut the fk up... great response to the snowflake *you* raised!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (Jn+M1)

22 So St Anthony's welcomes all people, except for those we dont like.

Eff 'em.
And I mean that in the happiest of Xmas ways.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (axyOa)

23
Carousel! Carousel!

Please, bring on the Carousel.


You want Logan's Run...but mostly Jenny Agutter

You'll settle for SMOD

You'll get...a dumber version of Idiocracy with no time traveling Wilsons.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (ESjRY)

24 That women with the purple tights on has a face like an NPC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (trdmm)

25 The gender fluid creatures dad had the correct response to it

Posted by: keena at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (RiTnx)

26 17 The Christmas lights letter reads like a parody. Is the sender playing a practical joke on the recipient?

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Our country is a parody.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (OalnH)

27 Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets the go-ahead in Switzerland.

https://tinyurl.com/yckna96b

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (fBYY+)

28 Anyone who wears lifting gloves in the gym is a fag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (YCJaU)

29 Meant snotty LETTER about lights. I've never thought of someone putting up pretty lights as being snotty. I love lights and put a few myself.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (3cGpq)

30 There seem to be a lot of people here participating in 100 Days of Dante. For those who aren't, there is a poetry challenge to write something on Dante. I submitted the following, although it may not be quite what they had in mind. I doubt I'll win.


An aspiring poet named Dante
Was caught with Beatrix in flagrante
He said "looks like I'm toast
Cause I'm hellbound to roast
Yet my poem describes the full Monty"


Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (ZsR3z)

31 This gender fluid BS just seems like a cop out for being gay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (UuD2k)

32
I often, aptly, compare the Left to islamists.

"Unboosted"...unwashed...unclean...

INFIDEL.

Yes, that's what they mean. That's what they're calling you -- an infidel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (dtUS3)

33 The community is named St Anthony and some whiny leftist is upset that somebody put up Christmas lights? It sounds like she downloaded the complaint from the internet. O.k. His has now convinced me to write a friendly supportive letter of support to the people in my town-or at least one of them- that have a manger scene up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (poMoX)

34 Gender fluid for women: Some times I like to wear pants.

Gender fluid for men: So this is what a truckstop bathroom floor looks like up close.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

35 Wuhan Flu shots have become Badges of Affirmation.

I think I'll stick to getting rewards for things I did, like beating bosses in games.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (g5tpK)

36 You wanna talk about Christmas lights?

Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (pL/4C)

37 Lights! I need more lights!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (0OmEj)

38 I assume Glenn Greenwald is doing parody?

Anyone know for certain. If it is, he should be more careful these days.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (jWgwQ)

39 The community is named St Anthony and some whiny leftist is upset that somebody put up Christmas lights? It sounds like she downloaded the complaint from the internet. O.k. His has now convinced me to write a friendly supportive letter of support to the people in my town-or at least one of them- that have a manger scene up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (poMoX)

That letter must have been written by a Chinese bot. No actual human could be that ridiculous.

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

40 20 Willowed:

What animal other than a cat will spend all day or night hunting, just so they can bring their kill back to you as a sign of appreciation?

Or the dining on your floor is the bomb.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021

***
Perhaps the cat is just showing off. "See what a mighty hunter I am! Now cuddle me, I'm cold."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (txdEq)

It's not a gift. It's a warning.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (KbCG3)

41 Shut the fuck up with your bullshit needs to be the reply to every leftist on every topic.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (OalnH)

42 "We revisit one particularly illuminating section explaining how to finger the inguinal canals of someone with a penis."

Uh, no thanks? Sounds incredibly technical for an act like sechs which is supposed to be (largely) instinctual. As far as I understand it, though, so *shrugs*.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (Rl7KJ)

43 My advice: No! It is absolutely NOT safe to hang out with the "unboosted," and you should never leave your home again.

Posted by: Wally at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (fhxSN)

44 I think that letter was from last year. I recall a similar story like this. Maybe it's a form letter and all the Karens have to do is change the date.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (sAmhv)

45 The SOB didn't even bother to find out the persons name at that address. Sheesh it's not that difficult to do these days. Sometimes it's still on the mail box if they have one cause the PO demands that there be a name on the box.

I wonder what this person did? I would go out and buy some more lights and maybe a few of those very tacky balloon thingies of santa and the reigndeer and frosty and such. And laser light shows.

Yeah. And during the evening have some music playing depending on the laws of the city. I think they have to stop like after 9 in most places. And since the address zip code extra digits is an identifier the guy could find out who sent the letter.

Yeah. Give them something to think about.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (1hoTV)

46
If I got that letter I would put up so many more lights you could see my house from space.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

And I'd be there twerking in my "white privilege rocks" onesie 24/7 on the front lawn in a big spotlight.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (SH2Zi)

47 Shockingly that letter is from Minneapolistan.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

How does anyone even compose word salad like that?

Oh - and I'd visit the neighbor personally and fart in their general direction.

I gift my mailcarrier Bourbon, Bobbi Brown foundation, and a certain hand cream for Christmas every year.

She'd rat him out in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (mD/uy)

48 If I was the man who received that Christmas light letter, i would make the centerpiece of my display a huge flashing sign that said "F*CK YOU H8TERS!!!! MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (trdmm)

49 My understanding is that the "original" COVID-19 is no longer around - the Wuhan strain has been almost completely taken over by the Delta strain(s).

Which is why the "vaccines" no longer work - they were only designed for the initial spike protein, and the virus did what all viruses do: mutated so that it could survive.

It used to be taught in HS Biology courses.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (SRRAx)

50 There seem to be a lot of people here participating in 100 Days of Dante. For those who aren't, there is a poetry challenge to write something on Dante. I submitted the following, although it may not be quite what they had in mind. I doubt I'll win.


An aspiring poet named Dante
Was caught with Beatrix in flagrante
He said "looks like I'm toast
Cause I'm hellbound to roast
Yet my poem describes the full Monty"
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (ZsR3z)

You've got my vote!

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

51 Don't forget a giant LET'S GO BRANDON in festive Christmas lights to annoy the leftist neighbor even more.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (mNhhD)

52 Gender Fluid is not to be confused with washer fluid. Siriusly.

It just means, "Applaud my mental kinks or else."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (g5tpK)

53 17 The Christmas lights letter reads like a parody. Is the sender playing a practical joke on the recipient?

If it was me, I would add more lights to my display until my house could be seen from space. Maybe do a big dollar sign in green lights.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (mNhhD)
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It does come across, um, a little over the top. I'd write back and say

"Why are everybodys' dignity, experiences, and opinions respected except for mine?" Merry Christmas and Joy to the World!

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (G0vdT)

54 Whenever I drive by the gym, I see a lot of overweight people coming out. It doesn't appear that the gym is helping these people.

Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (88xKn)

55 The Christmas lights letter reads like a parody. Is the sender playing a practical joke on the recipient?

If it was me, I would add more lights to my display until my house could be seen from space. Maybe do a big dollar sign in green lights.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021


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If I had a yard, I'd want a big inflatable Santa standing near a pole, with hot stripper figures cavorting all around it, and Santa handing out $20s to each of them with a big grin on his face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (txdEq)

56 And I'd be there twerking in my "white privilege rocks" onesie 24/7 on the front lawn in a big spotlight.
Posted by: flounder
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LOL!

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (fBYY+)

57 If you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you wouldn't wear two sizes small tights yanked up it in public.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

58 13 I don't put up outdoor lights, but if I did and I got a letter like that, the next complaint letter that I would receive would be from the FAA saying that my display was a navigation hazard for the nearest airport.

And I would add music.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (EughT)
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Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits? Then leave for the weekend ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (YCJaU)

59 I did not have sex with that woman, Beatrice.

No like seriously you pervs.

Posted by: Dante at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (ESjRY)

60 Dreadlock face-tattoo designer-grill Elvis is awesome!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (m45I2)

61 Perfect : George Orwell's estate approves retelling of 1984 from a woman's point of view.

https://tinyurl.com/y4p5qapr

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (ALrw1)

62 Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets the go-ahead in Switzerland.

https://tinyurl.com/yckna96b
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM (fBYY+)


Must be s ome hard plastic to keep the fingernail scratches on the inside to a minimum.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (axyOa)

63 27 Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets the go-ahead in Switzerland.

https://tinyurl.com/yckna96b
Posted by: SMH



The Swiss took that Futurama bit as a documentary?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (sAmhv)

64 24 That women with the purple tights on has a face like an NPC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:16 PM
Guy musta offered to pull her britches outta her buttcrack. Some women are funny about that. I hear.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (0OP+5)

65 >>>Anyone who wears lifting gloves in the gym is a fag.

>Those aren't lifting gloves. Those gloves are to conceal his hairy palms.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (BPuaD)

66 I remember getting my ears pierced was a sign of rebellion against my parents.

Now coming out as gender fluid or whatever is the norm.

These kids are just looking for attention- any kind, positive or negative.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (Ypbog)

67 Students from a local school in Winnie Texas today stood outside with US flags as the remains from a sailor who perished at Pearl Harbor were driven to rest with his parents in a local cemetery. There is still some honor in today's world.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

68 JOY TO THE WORLD!

Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (mNhhD)

69 In 1963, a Communist shot the President. In 2021, a Communist is the President. Nuff said.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (2ABQr)

70 News story here in SoCal:

Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco for $575 million. Purchase to go through in first quarter of 2022.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxmafdm

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

71 Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (sAmhv)

LOL. Probably.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (poMoX)

72 Speaking of Bots---

The other day I learned (from that really. stupid FBI fake patriot march ) how. to spot fake internet faces. They've gotten very good but if you're suspicious, there are a few "tells"- odd hair, sometimes looks painted, the teeth can be 'off' and the ears aren't symtetrical. Backgrounds are usually blurry, too.

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 Gender Fluid is not to be confused with washer fluid. Siriusly.

It just means, "Applaud my mental kinks or else."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021


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I tell Miss Linda that her late black cat, Marie-Antoinette, was ahead of her time. She was born male, but her little batteries never descended, and so she was taken for female until late in her life. Never bothered her. She was the first gender-fluid cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (txdEq)

74 Whenever I drive by the gym, I see a lot of overweight people coming out. It doesn't appear that the gym is helping these people.
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (88xKn)
.......

I just throw an my extra cheeseburger out the window and watch the scuffle.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

75 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango butt at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (oSX/P)

76 I am amused that most women between 25-40 think skin tight leggings are acceptable public attire.

And this isn't even a "fat" versus "shapely" thing. If I can see your lips, well, maybe you shouldn't be wearing that in public.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (ESjRY)

77 I remember getting my ears pierced was a sign of rebellion against my parents.
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What if your parents pierce your ears as an infant?

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (fBYY+)

78 Speaking of pesky neighbors, we had a crew out today to get rid of all the leaves. Neighbor calls me in the middle of this and says when they are done can you tell them to come over remove the leaves that just blew into my yard? I've raked 3 times and I don't feel like doing it again.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (nxdel)

79 Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco for $575 million. Purchase to go through in first quarter of 2022.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxmafdm
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)
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Taco-In-The-Box?

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

80 57 If you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you wouldn't wear two sizes small tights yanked up it in public.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

It's not that she doesn't want all guys to not stare at her ass, it's that she only wants the guys she finds attractive to stare at her ass.

And she'd also whine if she worked out in that get-up and nobody paid her any mind.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

81 And I'd be there twerking in my "white privilege rocks" onesie 24/7 on the front lawn in a big spotlight.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (SH2Zi)


I would pay good money to see that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Ez6QX)

82 These kids are just looking for attention- any kind, positive or negative.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (Ypbog)

That's a cromulent observation. Pay attention to your kids. Spend time with them. Indulge them in healthy activities and hobbies.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (SH2Zi)

83 Gender fluid freezes at what temp? I forget.

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (taPSh)

84 yes, we are rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell.

also, dress like you painted on your clothes and have a decent body to boot, straight guys are going to look at you. If that ain't what you want, dress modestly.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (MFphb)

85 I went with an Orgasmatron instead of a Suicide Pod.

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (mNhhD)

86 54 Whenever I drive by the gym, I see a lot of overweight people coming out. It doesn't appear that the gym is helping these people.
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (88xKn)
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If you go in, you'll see why. Obese people doing desultory "sets" every 10 minutes with laughably light weights, in between which they screw around with their phones ... while sitting on the gear.

I'm amused in particular by women who do leg presses with, say, 40 or 50 lbs. Sweetheart, that's a small fraction of what you weigh. You could just do deep knee bends and get a better workout.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (GuEtj)

87 Double quick hits fooled me, was downstairs

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (2JoB8)

88 If you don't want people to stare don't wear a camel toe suit.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (ergrq)

89 Dearie,

San Andres is smaller than your butt-crevase.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (g5tpK)

90 Women don't have a problem with men staring at them.

Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:24 PM (L2ZTs)

91 >If you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you wouldn't wear two sizes small tights yanked up it in public.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

She doesn't want that particular guy staring at her ass. Her and hubby were probably cruising for bulls at the gym.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 07, 2021 05:24 PM (cSs/W)

92 And I'd be there twerking in my "white privilege rocks" onesie 24/7 on the front lawn in a big spotlight.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (SH2Zi)

I would pay good money to see that.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Dunno about paying good money for that, but I'd probably click on it if uploaded.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (fBYY+)

93 It's not that she doesn't want all guys to not stare at her ass, it's that she only wants the guys she finds attractive to stare at her ass.

And she'd also whine if she worked out in that get-up and nobody paid her any mind.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Rl7KJ)
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All the guys in the gym should get together and totally ignore her. Maybe she'll the raise the ante with a more risque outfit.

I know. It's a gift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (GuEtj)

94 Gender Fluid is not to be confused with washer fluid. Siriusly.

It just means, "Applaud my mental kinks or else."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021


The Democrats promised they wouldn't gender fluid in our mouths, but then they did. I mean, not that I mind the fluid. But the lying!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (fhxSN)

95 90 Women don't have a problem with men staring at them.

Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:24 PM (L2ZTs)
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Queue the SNL Tom Brady skit.

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (G0vdT)

96 IMPEE FOATY FIE!

Posted by: Maxine Waters, Strokin' It to the Oldies at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (sWM8x)

97 Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco for $575 million. Purchase to go through in first quarter of 2022.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxmafdm

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)

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Their respective tacos are quite different. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (TNyrE)

98 Getting in shape via exercise takes weeks to see any external benefit, and you have to keep at it a long time if you are obese to start with.

It is very easy to go for a while and just give up.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (ESjRY)

99 If you don't want people to stare don't wear a camel toe suit.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (ergrq)

Who takes a camera to a gym to record themselves?

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (SH2Zi)

100 Women don't have a problem with men staring at them.

Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them.


And now you know why mirrored sunglasses were invented.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (SchxB)

101 Rat-in-the-Box is awful shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (Z5y5O)

102

You must wear a unit which continually pumps vaccine juice into your system. You will look like a Jem'Hadar warrior.

https://tinyurl.com/pecrz2p9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

103

Pity partier is BACK!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (1hhNr)

104 re gym skag:

- It's not even a nice ass.

- who took the photos?

- man, doesn't that itch?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (jWgwQ)

105 Maybe she'll the raise the ante with a more risque outfit.

She'd have to go with either the body paint or shrink wrap options.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (ZsR3z)

106 My leftist neighbor has been harassing my wife & I for the past two months over a tree that we cut down. She called and cussed my wife out after the tree came down, sent nasty messages, and done some minor defacement of property since then. Document everything and keep standing firm desertmom66, it's your property. Don't try to negotiate with crazy.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (l7udz)

107 I smoke meats, at the last house I got a letter addressed to "Neighbor".
It told me that they live close by and due to the smoke from the smoker they have to close their windows.

I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Jn+M1)

108 Leggings require a long top unless you're EXTREMELY FIT.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (ySQBZ)

109 Jack in the taco?

Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (pL/4C)

110 Planet Fitness doesn't allow any spandex gym wear on women . It's triggering .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (ergrq)

111 "We revisit one particularly illuminating section explaining how to finger the inguinal canals of someone with a penis."

******

Translation:

"Turn your head and cough!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (m45I2)

112 It's not that she doesn't want all guys to not stare at her ass, it's that she only wants the guys she finds attractive to stare at her ass.

And she'd also whine if she worked out in that get-up and nobody paid her any mind.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (Rl7KJ)


Many women's definition of sexual harassment is: A guy I don't find attractive hit on me.

Posted by: Wally at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (fhxSN)

113 I'm surprised they're not wearing masks at that gym.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

114 42 "We revisit one particularly illuminating section explaining how to finger the inguinal canals of someone with a penis."


I wish I'd never ever read this sentence

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (j9HX3)

115 Since people with natural immunity from having contracted COVID is more comprehensive then the vaccine (as per articles such as the latest New England Journal of Medicine and my own blood tests) shouldn't it be the unvaccinated shunning the weak, vaccinated?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (kbvR/)

116 108 Leggings require a long top unless you're EXTREMELY FIT.


as the wise woman once said:

LEGGINS AIN'T BRITCHES

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (j9HX3)

117 Gym Girl: Ewwwy this creepy geeze was just staring at me.

Also Gym Girl: OMG check out these new spanx! I can't even wear them with thongs!

Also Also Gym Girl: WHY CAN'T I FIND A DECENT MAN!???!?!? *sobby emoji*

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (o0WIV)

118 Anyway was saying out looking for International Space station which should come up in a minute or2

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (2JoB8)

119 Is there a YouTube version for that last video so I can post it on Steam?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (OssQ4)

120 My understanding is that the "original" COVID-19 is no longer around - the Wuhan strain has been almost completely taken over by the Delta strain(s).

Which is why the "vaccines" no longer work - they were only designed for the initial spike protein, and the virus did what all viruses do: mutated so that it could survive.

It used to be taught in HS Biology courses.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


And the booster shots are the exact same as the original shot. They didn't have time to make millions of new shots after the variants popped up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (M4qcY)

121 It used to be taught in HS Biology courses.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,

If you want to play around with the different variants along with country prevalence information, go to nextstrain dot org

They also cover other viral diseases too.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (9hXN1)

122 Jack in the taco?

Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (pL/4C)

Where else?

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (SH2Zi)

123 If my sister or I had gotten our ears pierced in high school our French mom would've thrown us out of the house. It was simply Not Done by girls of her generation. Her reaction was as strong as if we said we wanted to be strippers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (mNhhD)

124 Taco-In-The-Box?
Posted by: WisRich

In native dialect, Jack in the box is "Jack in the crack"

So, I am thinking Juan-in-the-crack

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (jWgwQ)

125 I like for my neighbors to put up Christmas lights. I drive around my little town to see what everyone has done with theirs. The cataract in my left eye makes every light more twinkly and makes night driving an adventure.

Posted by: huerfano at December 07, 2021 05:28 PM (MzKgG)

126 I'm excited to be a ne'er do well again!

Black Orchid the Unboosted!!!!

yaahhhhhhhh

I hope that's not a joke, I want it to be real!

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (j9HX3)

127 Altho things seemed better in the good old days, they weren't but these days are not good for a whole number of reasons other than we're all older.

Lots of stuff has been lost and most of it because the left made an effort to tear it down and those on the right let them for the most part or thought it wouldn't be that harmful since it only happened in some places.

But now they've managed to spread it everywhere and it's the true virus that is infecting us and eating out the heart of our country. Our soul as a people. And the rationality of our minds.

And there really is only one thing that either side can do and that is to eliminate that which is infecting us. They've begun and we have to stand up and return the favor or we will die as a nation as a people as human beings.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (1hoTV)

128 Jack-In-The-Box tacos are the worst food known to man.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (xPl2J)

129 Yes, Merle, the good times are over and for good. Even Muskogee has gang-related shootings now.

Of course, since Haggard admitted, "I wrote that song as a joke and damn if people like Nixon didn't take it as the truth," I don't know whether to shrug my shoulders or say, yeah, we were all just dumbass flaggots back then. Good thing we have real Americans like RuPaul to keep us a good, God-fearing country.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (2JVJo)

130 She'd have to go with either the body paint or shrink wrap options.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (ZsR3z)
---------------

Keep a good thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (GuEtj)

131 Getting in shape via exercise takes weeks to see any external benefit, and you have to keep at it a long time if you are obese to start with.

It is very easy to go for a while and just give up.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:25 PM (ESjRY)

Diet is way more important than exercise regard to appearance.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (ergrq)

132 And the booster shots are the exact same as the original shot. They didn't have time to make millions of new shots after the variants popped up.


what did you want them to do, toss them down the sink?

pharma execs need vacation homes, people!

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 07, 2021 05:30 PM (j9HX3)

133 I wish I'd never ever read this sentence
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (j9HX3)
---------------

GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA MY EAR!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 07, 2021 05:30 PM (o0WIV)

134 e gym skag:

- It's not even a nice ass.

- who took the photos?

- man, doesn't that itch?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (jWgwQ)
........

Nice skidmarks, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

135 Hello suckers!

Posted by: Texas Inguinal at December 07, 2021 05:30 PM (mNhhD)

136 Via I, Hypocrite, an important new update on how to satisfy a trans "woman:" your guide to "muffing."


Yecccch. The very last thing I want to read is anything that describes graphically any aspect of sexual behavior with a mutilated male who pretends to be a woman.

Just gross.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (guGkK)

137 Apparently Epstein had the contact info for everyone on Bill Clinton's staff.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

Ah! Those are phone numbers. Thought they were flights and dates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (P3gRi)

138 It just means, "Applaud my mental kinks or else."

=====

There was a surprisingly honest discussion of transgenderism in one of the prestige outlets (NYT or Atlantic) recently, and it had a really dry way of putting this.

Too lazy to dig up a quote, but it was something like:

| Many people will feel more comfortable identifying
| themselves to work colleagues as transgender than
| announcing, "I've started to experiment with wearing
| women's stockings and makeup when I masturbate."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (sGnvY)

139 I'm Jewish, but I'd be happy to help that guy if he, let's say, wanted to construct a two-story scaffold on his lawn, facing the street, with an array of 40000 lumen LED floodlights spelling "CHRIST IS KING, YOU PAGAN SCUM!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (2ABQr)

140 She doesn't want that particular guy staring at her ass. Her and hubby were probably cruising for bulls at the gym.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

THAT's Ms. Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (9hXN1)

141 Gender fluid freezes at what temp? I forget.
Posted by: klaftern


******

My mechanic told me you have to stick your...um... tester in and see how many balls float.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (m45I2)

142 Then she texts me never mind I don't want them back there with that heavy mower. I said well I already told them, sorry. So she goes out and ambushes the guy and tells him to just use a rake to remove the leaves. It was a tiny fucking pile of leaves. we apologized to the crew.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (nxdel)

143 The best Christmas decorations belong to other people.

Posted by: Just saying at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (pL/4C)

144 Best comment on that "muffing" thread:

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (OssQ4)

145 If I was the person with the Christmas lights I's double down and add twice as many

Posted by: Merrit garland not partisan in any way at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (KktuI)

146 If you go in, you'll see why. Obese people doing desultory "sets" every 10 minutes with laughably light weights, in between which they screw around with their phones ... while sitting on the gear.

I'm amused in particular by women who do leg presses with, say, 40 or 50 lbs. Sweetheart, that's a small fraction of what you weigh. You could just do deep knee bends and get a better workout.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Yeah. I have had similar thoughts. They go to work out and barely do anything, and then reward themselves with 2kcal of fast food.

Gyms are a scam for these people. They should get out - walk, run, bike,.... whatever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (jWgwQ)

147 Planet Fitness doesn't allow any spandex gym wear on women . It's triggering


Planet Fitness is on the Curves end of the gym spectrum. It's a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (guGkK)

148 Also just had to share:
Found this place yesterday in Stanton, California.
No thanks.

https://tinyurl.com/yckmxkzw

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

149 Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them.

Adjust that to "looking in their general direction" and you've got the story of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 05:32 PM (2JVJo)

150 Via I, Hypocrite, an important new update on how to satisfy a trans "woman:" your guide to "muffing."
___

Ignorance is definitely bliss in this case.

Laters, y'all.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:33 PM (fBYY+)

151 Seen it many times but still cool

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:33 PM (2JoB8)

152 Diet is way more important than exercise regard to appearance.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:29 PM (ergrq)
----------

And there lies my problem.

I am hungry ALL. THE. TIME.

Which wasn't so bad when I was 15. My metabolism kept up. Not so much now.

I could easily sit here and mow through a package of rice cakes over the course of the day. I'd say celery but I hate the taste of celery. These are about the lowest-calorie "fill" I can find.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 07, 2021 05:33 PM (o0WIV)

153 You must wear a unit which continually pumps vaccine juice into your system. You will look like a Jem'Hadar warrior.

-
Those IV bag holder have wheels. We could just hook ourselves up and wheel those around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:33 PM (FVME7)

154 I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.

Having met you I can totally believe this! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:34 PM (nxdel)

155 My son had a bit of car trouble today. Broke down next to a highway and a church. At least ten people stopped to ask if he was okay or needed anything. There's good people in the rural areas of Indiana.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 07, 2021 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)

156 I am hungry ALL. THE. TIME.


this was a perfect "sock fail"

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 07, 2021 05:34 PM (j9HX3)

157 THAT's Ms. Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:31 PM (9hXN1)

LOL, Jonah has palpitations *thinking* about a gym.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2021 05:34 PM (2ABQr)

158 I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Jn+M1)

My letter to you would have been slightly different:

Hi AZ Deplorable,

When's dinner, and what can I bring?

Cheers,
CBD

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2021 05:35 PM (Q9lwr)

159 Also just had to share:
Found this place yesterday in Stanton, California.
No thanks.

https://tinyurl.com/yckmxkzw
Posted by: qdpsteve

I've heard vegans taste like chicken.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:35 PM (FVME7)

160 According to my limited experience and the first hand experience of my parents, the 70's sucked bigtime. The fact that these enlightened times make that era seem great should be a sign that things are really friggin NOT IDEAL right now.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 07, 2021 05:35 PM (lIDCz)

161 Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them. ---

IMHO, the Tom Brady SNL sexual harassment skit is one of the top two SNL skits ever. Not the funniest skit but the funniest because it's true skit for sure.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:35 PM (ergrq)

162 The people still alive who endured WWII must think that we've lost the war. It just took awhile

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 07, 2021 05:35 PM (7ZQe3)

163 If you go in, you'll see why. Obese people doing desultory "sets" every 10 minutes with laughably light weights, in between which they screw around with their phones ... while sitting on the gear.

That is endemic at LA Fitness where I usually go. Especially when it's busy. Fat people squatting on the equipment playing with their phones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 05:36 PM (guGkK)

164 woman: are you staring at me?
man: no
woman: yes you are! you're staring at my breasts!!
man: no... I'm staring at your chest hair and that shit stain on your ass
woman: aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg
man: here's a wipe

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 05:36 PM (BFigT)

165 If women don't find you attractive, if you look at them you are automatically "creepy".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:36 PM (o2MD2)

166 Planet Fatness

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

167 Did we lose a war?

https://youtu.be/GCjGkdDa_Vk

Posted by: Obligatory Simpsons clip at December 07, 2021 05:37 PM (pL/4C)

168 70-74 sucked . 79-81 sucked . 2019 - present sucks.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (ergrq)

169 110 Planet Fitness doesn't allow any spandex gym wear on women . It's triggering .
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (ergrq)


Judging by the women I've seen going into my local Planet Fitness, when I lived in CA, this is a compassionate, caring, and wise policy.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (PQ4Fz)

170 - It's not even a nice ass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (jWgwQ)

Be fair...it's not bad, but she thinks she is quite a bit younger than she really is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (Q9lwr)

171 90 Women don't have a problem with men staring at them.

Women have a problem with *men they don't find attractive* staring at them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:24 PM (L2ZTs)


Hubby and guy across the street had to explain to the 14-year-old daughter of our neighbor when she complained about all of the "pervy old guys who walk past the house and stare at me" that when a young lady puts all of her wares on display in public that ALL of the public is going to stare at her, not just the 16-year-old boys that she wanted to appreciate her.

She toned it down after that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (SRRAx)

172
According to my limited experience and the first hand experience of my parents, the 70's sucked bigtime.

_________

There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)

173 I looked at the comments for both Glenn Greenwald and Tucker Carlson's tweets that you displayed.

I laughed when the California said, "At least our fascism isn't wrapped around the flag. Our fascism wrapped around science and Hollywood propaganda about how humans should really feel!"

It's not what the commenter said. But it is what she really thinks.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at December 07, 2021 05:39 PM (BCSAN)

174 Via I, Hypocrite, an important new update on how to satisfy a trans "woman:" your guide to "muffing."

*******

I have two questions:

1. Are the step-by-step instructions translated from the original Mandarin by a human or by a computer algorithm?

2. Is the Allen wrench included?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (m45I2)

175 According to my limited experience and the first hand experience of my parents, the 70's sucked bigtime.

_________

There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)


The non-disco, post-1972 music was pretty good.

Posted by: Wally at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (fhxSN)

176 172
According to my limited experience and the first hand experience of my parents, the 70's sucked bigtime.

_________

There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)

But you didn't have trannies and gender fluids back then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (z5Vrg)

177 when a young lady puts all of her wares on display in public that ALL of the public is going to stare at her, not just the 16-year-old boys that she wanted to appreciate her.

She toned it down after that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (SRRAx)

You'd think that it was quantum physics or something.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (SH2Zi)

178 57 If you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you wouldn't wear two sizes small tights yanked up it in public.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)


The cameltoe must be epic.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (gpmLW)

179
when a young lady puts all of her wares on display in public that ALL of the public is going to stare at her, not just the 16-year-old boys that she wanted to appreciate her.

__________

This is not inconsistent with the old guys being pervy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (/U27+)

180 this was a perfect "sock fail"
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 07, 2021 05:34 PM (j9HX3)
--------

I know. I wasn't even going to bother correcting / claiming it.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (o0WIV)

181

I was a kid in the 70s.

It was a lot of fun. The 80s were fun as well.

Perhaps being a kid, for the most part, if you live outside of a city like Baltimore, is fun.

The culture is certainly different now with music and movies, and not for the better.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (XnbJC)

182 There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.

===

There were some pretty good concerts in the 70s. And the pot was cheap. Not effective but cheap

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (7ZQe3)

183 Our new and great neighbors (from Houston) put up a bunch of really nice Christmas lights...very, very early.

They then asked if the lights bothered us or shined into our windows, because they started leaving them on all night.

I think they are great, and add a bit of cheer in the early morning before sunrise.

And he has a smoker in the side yard and I can smell it sometimes...which is admittedly sort of a tease if we aren't invited for dinner....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9lwr)

184 Hey, it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (pL/4C)

185 I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.

Having met you I can totally believe this! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45

I'll take that as a compliment!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (Jn+M1)

186 Perfect : George Orwell's estate approves retelling of 1984 from a woman's point of view.

https://tinyurl.com/y4p5qapr
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM


Orwell died in January 1950. Since that is more than 70 years ago his works are now in the public domain. Approval or disapproval by the estate is irrelevant.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (EughT)

187 If you didn't want guys to stare at your ass you wouldn't wear two sizes small tights yanked up it in public.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)




That's what puts the "yoga" in "yoga pants", you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (guGkK)

188 I smoke meats, at the last house I got a letter addressed to "Neighbor".
It told me that they live close by and due to the smoke from the smoker they have to close their windows.

I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Jn+M1)

We had a neighbor in California who complained about hubbies texas smoker, and then she actually called the fire department to report a fire! The local fire department arrived with lights flashing and sirens blaring, the guys came up our driveway in all their heavy gear and we told them what was going on, gave them excellent smoked brisket to take home. They were laughing and said they'd be stopping by the neighbors house for a chat.

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

189 There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)

How about disco? The BeeGees? Polyester suits?

Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (o2MD2)

190
I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Pork Butt!

Posted by: Hare lip at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

191 As a fat individual I wish i could change...... Mobility and balance and general coordination are problems. It all adds up to fat eventually. Disabilities can end in weight gain. My best bet is diet but i love eating. Working out in a chair is hard. Running or even walking leads to falls and serious damage in a very short time. Help!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. And fat. at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

192 The cameltoe must be epic.
Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (gpmLW)
----------

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE FIVE-POUND FREEWEIGHTS?"

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (o0WIV)

193 in fairness, there is no time that is ideal, ther is good and ballsuckingmisery at every time, it is what you do that is the difference

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (K3ZCc)

194
Coming home from town, I got behind a guy in old beat-up '70-ish Ford pickup. A bit rusty, and something didn't look right. The frame was apparently a little warped -- the rear wheels didn't follow the front exactly, making it look like he was sort of side-godling (this is redneck word, I assure you) the whole time.

And the kicker: he was looking at his GODDAMNED SMART PHONE the whole 5 miles I was behind him.

Other than that, he looked like a redneck in good standing. Except for that FUCKING PHONE!!!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (Mzdiz)

195 That letter about the Christmas light display needs the Lou Brown treatment:

youtu.be/ICZ06gYpu6w?t=16

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (nRMeC)

196 I have been blessed with excellent neighbors. They are friendly and don't fuckwitcha.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:43 PM (o2MD2)

197 "Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco"

So, Jack now eats Hispanic pussy.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 05:43 PM (KAi1n)

198 There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)


There must have been some good times for me in the 1970s, but I've swilled so much booze over the years, most of my memories are burned out and only the bad ones remain.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

199 Re 70s music:

There's box sets coming out that will contain every album released by Philadelphia International, which was Gamble & Huff's record label.

One box is titled "Get On Board The Soul Train." The next is titled "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Another 13 boxes are coming.

I want them, anyway.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

200 the '7os wasn't all bad. We got to experience the Six Million Dollar Man fight Bigfoot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 07, 2021 05:43 PM (xPJvm)

201 the thing with the girl in the strippercise outfit is I want to know how her taint does not get worn down with the frictin.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

202 Hi AZ Deplorable,

When's dinner, and what can I bring?

Cheers,
CBD
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Let me know when you'll be in town.
I'm working on perfecting my pizza oven technique now.
I'm more than willing to cook for a meet up!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:44 PM (Jn+M1)

203 wherever you are, whenever you are, just be happy it is not the 90s

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

204 I had one hell of a good time in the 70's. Well, middle to late 70s. First three years were interesting.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:44 PM (gpmLW)

205 in fairness, there is no time that is ideal, ther is good and ballsuckingmisery at every time, it is what you do that is the difference
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:42 PM (K3ZCc)

Some times are better than others. The 30's probably the worst suckage we've had short of the Civi War .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (ergrq)

206 I thought that Planet Fitness "Lunk Alarm" thing was a joke, at first. I don't even care for roided out gym bros that much, but come on, I'd rather hang with them any day over the soy creatures that Planet Fitness might appeal to.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (cSs/W)

207 That letter deserves only one response, more lights to the point that you need to wear sunglasses at night, garish inflatable Santa, elves, and reindeer, loud music like "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" in continuous loop and a big F-You sign on the lawn.

Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (oiNtH)

208 Unboosted, huh?

We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

PureNA?

White Geneticists?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (7F9te)

209 They were laughing and said they'd be stopping by the neighbors house for a chat.
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
----------------

I am really *really* hoping that, while the one in charge had words with the complainer, the rest of the crew sat on the rear deck of the firetruck, eating the brisket with great enjoyment.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (o0WIV)

210 the thing about the 70s is it was the same in a fish in water, it was the environment, you did not understand how awful things were until you go to the 80s

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:46 PM (K3ZCc)

211 Midnight in Paris is pretty good movie that addresses perception of a Golden era.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:46 PM (ergrq)

212 Via I, Hypocrite, an important new update on how to satisfy a trans "woman:" your guide to "muffing."


Don't look up "hogging".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:46 PM (M4qcY)

213 We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

PureNA?

White Geneticists?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 05:45 PM (7F9te)
------------

Pureblood.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 05:46 PM (o0WIV)

214 >> We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

"Pureblood" seems to be catching on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 07, 2021 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

215 There's plenty of non-white unvaxxed Americans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (L2ZTs)

216 Kerry Hunter's dad is correct. It's all BS.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (NpAcC)

217 191 As a fat individual I wish i could change...... Mobility and balance and general coordination are problems. It all adds up to fat eventually. Disabilities can end in weight gain. My best bet is diet but i love eating. Working out in a chair is hard. Running or even walking leads to falls and serious damage in a very short time. Help!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. And fat.


Eat a little less

Move a little more.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (YhPGK)

218 I was a serious body builder for over 10 years. I don't have time for that shit any more. When I say serious, I mean 3 hours a day 6 days a week, 365.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (o2MD2)

219 Well, there was that whole rabbit thing.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (pL/4C)

220 Eat a little less

Move a little more.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (YhPGK)


Get down tonight!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (PiwSw)

221 Changed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, Pureblood at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (Z5y5O)

222 the thing with the girl in the strippercise outfit is I want to know how her taint does not get worn down with the frictin.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

Like the Grand Canyon, it seems to have deepened a bit.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (SH2Zi)

223 Unboosted? I couldn't even say where I'd get even the first vaccination. Never cared to know. I assume at the hospital. Don't care.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (buTO7)

224 >We had a neighbor in California who complained about hubbies texas smoker, and then she actually called the fire department to report a fire! The local fire department arrived with lights flashing and sirens blaring, the guys came up our driveway in all their heavy gear and we told them what was going on, gave them excellent smoked brisket to take home. They were laughing and said they'd be stopping by the neighbors house for a chat.
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

As someone who knows firefighters and specifically a Texas boy who used to be a firefighter and now has a professional-level smoker, yes, bring them a smoked brisket and you're golden.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (cSs/W)

225 Unboosted, huh?

We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

PureNA?

White Geneticists?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Purebloods.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (M4qcY)

226 Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (o2MD2)

Old school. Now that's over training.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (ergrq)

227 Grand Canyon, it seems to have deepened a bit.
Posted by: f

that is what I thought too,

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (K3ZCc)

228 112
Many women's definition of sexual harassment is: A guy I don't find attractive hit on me.

Posted by: Wally at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (fhxSN)
----------------------------

Makes you wonder how many incels are actually "in" cels, and how many of them are just smart enough to stay out of the game.

I'm glad I'm not a young man in 2021. I've never been what you'd call handsome, just your average trailer-trash looking dude. But, I always tried to bat out of my league when asking girls out. I always figured, worst that could happen is I'd get laughed at or shot down. If I were young today, I'd probably be listed as an incel too, because there's no way I'd risk my entire future to try to get a prom date or somebody to go to dinner or a movie with. It seems that today, even the girls who are, if you'll pardon the observation, fucking ugly will slap that victim card on the table if a guy who isn't at least an 8 even glances in their direction.

Too much risk for uncertain reward.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (lNHqD)

229 There was absolutely nothing good for me in the 70's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)

Are you saying you were not entertained by the Battle of the Network Stars???

Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (88xKn)

230 >>>We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.


Naturalists.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (SH2Zi)

231 USNtakim, if you can access a pool water is the best place for you. You get resistance from the water for exercise without fear of falling.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (Qa6b8)

232 "Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco"
.......

That's gonna be a grease fest. I just want Taco Bell to bring back the enchirito.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

233 I went to Hobby Lobby yesterday, and hubby wanted to stay out in the car.

He could have kicked himself when I related to him how long I had to wait in line behind 2 college co-eds in tight-fitting athletic wear. They were cute as the dickens, and not a spare cell of fat on either of them.

Apparently Monday around lunchtime is when everyone shops at the Hobby Lobby - there were easily 8 registers open, and each one was 6 shoppers deep.

I was behind those girls for a LOOONG time ....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (SRRAx)

234 208 Unboosted, huh?

We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

PureNA?

White Geneticists?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

How about not falling to their level by segregating us. Who the fuck cares? I don't.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (YhPGK)

235 Running or even walking leads to falls and serious damage in a very short time. Help!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. And fat.

Get a walking stick and take it slow... I drag my sorry butt out every morning... You'd be amazed at how much better you will feel

Posted by: It's me donna at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (KktuI)

236 "Pureblood" seems to be catching on.


Sounds too Harry Potter-ish.

I want something cooler.

The Unmodified. Heirloom Humans.

I dunno.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (7F9te)

237 They were laughing and said they'd be stopping by the neighbors house for a chat.
Posted by: LASue

Perfect!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (Jn+M1)

238 unvaxxed - good

unwaxed - fix that shit

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (K3ZCc)

239 Old school. Now that's over training.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (ergrq)

I was big. Had strange women walk up to me and strike up conversations. But, alas, I was married

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (o2MD2)

240 As someone who knows firefighters and specifically a Texas boy who used to be a firefighter and now has a professional-level smoker, yes, bring them a smoked brisket and you're golden.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


Doesn't work in Texas. Half of them are competition level smokers themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (M4qcY)

241 I'd agree that the '70s didn't seem that bad until after we'd experienced the prosperity and leadership of the Reagan years. For 90% of the people in the country, there had never been particularly fat times economically. The '50s had prosperity, but people still pinched pennies. Homes were under 2000 square feet. Vacations were mostly to cheap places like a rustic cabin within a few hours drive, etc.
After the truly economic fat times of the '80s (and subsequent years) and the leadership of Reagan, who regained our standing around the world, people realized Carter and the '70s kinda sucked.

Posted by: Wally at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (fhxSN)

242 White Geneticists?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Purebloods.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:48 PM (M4qcY)

Non-GMO

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (5aWFq)

243 Get down tonight!

*snort.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (nxdel)

244 Man, lay off Planet Fitness. It's fine. It's 5 miles down the road and I can run on a treadmill a couple times a week for around six years before I would've paid the same as buying one, plus I don't have to keep it in my house. Then do a half hour of circuits on the weight machines to hit all the muscle groups, again, for way less than it would cost me to buy a free weight set and find someone to spot me.

The only irritating bit is that sometimes someone camps out on one of the machines in the circuit room and plays smashy birb or whatever the fuck people do on phones and then desultorily does three reps on the machine, and then I just ask if I can use it and move on.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (P4LRL)

245 And, yeah, stagflation. That wasn't too good.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 07, 2021 05:50 PM (pL/4C)

246 "Unboosted"

A car yet un-stolen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 05:51 PM (BFigT)

247 Who wouldn't find a suppurating wound in the vague form of an ersatz vagina incredibly sexy?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 07, 2021 05:51 PM (cSs/W)

248 That's gonna be a grease fest. I just want Taco Bell to bring back the enchirito.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

I want the Bell Burger and also bring back the green sauce.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:51 PM (ergrq)

249 Donna, please email me. Thanks in advance.
QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:51 PM (L2ZTs)

250 Unboosted, huh?

We unvaxxed need a cool name for ourselves.

PureNA?

White Geneticists?


Someone on another thread pointed out that we already have a name - 'deplorables.'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (2JVJo)

251 say what yo uwill about the 70s it was an identifiabl decade,

not just to hammer the 90s in the nuts, but there has not been an identifiabl decade since the 80s

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (K3ZCc)

252 I was big. Had strange women walk up to me and strike up conversations. But, alas, I was married

I have strange women talk to me all the time. Usually the conversation starts with, "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." and goes downhill from there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (SchxB)

253
I'll say it again, feminists, academia, "influencers", social media and advertising (not to mention the pharma industry) do everything they can to suppress and distort women's natural urges and instincts. And we wonder why so many are depressed and crazy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (/U27+)

254 I think a lot about how the 80's was a different world and how America was given a chance in 2020 to go back to that kind of economic growth and freedom ....

Instead, we elected Mondale 2.0, this time with less intelligence, humility and accomplishments but added more disdain for the average citizen.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (jIL4c)

255 That's gonna be a grease fest. I just want Taco Bell to bring back the enchirito.
Posted by: wt


for a brief moment I thought steve was back, should he be unbanned by now?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:52 PM (K3ZCc)

256 Grand Canyon, it seems to have deepened a bit.
Posted by: f

that is what I thought too,
Posted by: confederatefifth


Pissing off the bridge again, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:53 PM (M4qcY)

257 And the Bell Burger. Ground beef on a bun, throw some shredded lettuce on there. Yum.
Almost as good as a chili cheese dog from Weinerschnitzel.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

258 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. And fat.

I can completely relate. I do love to eat and my arthritis makes it difficult to exercise. But.. I do what I can when I can. I joined a class at the local P&R building..nothing strenuous but helps with mobility and balance issues. Nurse is right.. do what you can.. eat a little less and try to exercise no matter how little it may be. Anything is better than nothing.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)

259 Pissing off the bridge again, huh?
Posted by: ri


yeah, that river is cold too

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (K3ZCc)

260 Jewells, my Ace medallion broke in half.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (L2ZTs)

261 He's back. Why do you think the thread is now about fast ?

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (1hhNr)

262 yeah, that river is cold too
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (K3ZCc)

Deep too!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (o2MD2)

263
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Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (K3ZCc)

264 All right! Two votes already to bring back the Bell Burger!
Hope they're listening.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

265 Often see woman, some very nice in grocery store shopping like that, at least just the bottom parts

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:54 PM (2JoB8)

266 unboosted...huh...we can start our own club.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (hV9ir)

267 Hey c5

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)

268 eep too!
Posted by: X


Indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (K3ZCc)

269 36 You wanna talk about Christmas lights?
Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (pL/4C)

There is a block (or two) in Dyker Heights (a neighborhood in Brooklyn) that make Con Ed's payroll for the month.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (nhgiS)

270 I just ran across the source of the stories about the connection between Don Lemon and Jussie Smollett, and who had said that Don Lemon had passed him information - we were wondering about this earlier in the day.

Turns out, it was Jussie himself, while he was on the witness stand, being cross examined during his trial. My guess is that Jussie was trying to name drop, and if that doesn't work he's going to try to drag down everyone he knows with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (trdmm)

271 I scream.
You scream.
The police come.
It gets awkward.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (pL/4C)

272 Oh the enchirito! I loved those!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (nxdel)

273 Hey c5
Posted by: q


you're back!

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (K3ZCc)

274 unboosted...huh...we can start our own club.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (hV9ir)

No short people. *shudder*

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (SH2Zi)

275 c5, just barely.
After this thread I'm gone again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

276 Life of the copywrite owner plus 70 years, last time I checked.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (YynYJ)

277 274 unboosted...huh...we can start our own club.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (hV9ir)

No short people. *shudder*
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (SH2Zi)

No gender fluid karens, either

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (hV9ir)

278 I think I'll have Taco Bell for dinner now.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (ergrq)

279 Vaxxed and unvaxxed is a false dichotomy. Not all unvaxxed individuals are that way for the same reason, and likewise for vaxxed.

If someone from either group can have a civil conversation, I'm all for it. If someone wants to vilify me or screech at me they can f*ck right off.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (m45I2)

280
That thing in purple looks like one of those Germanic schlubs from SNL of some years back ... just sayin'. A two bagger.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (3l5Yq)

281 Running or even walking leads to falls and serious damage in a very short time. Help!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. And fat.

Get a walking stick and take it slow... I drag my sorry butt out every morning... You'd be amazed at how much better you will feel

Posted by: It's me donna at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM


Our dogs take us for walks twice a day. 20 minutes of free aerobic exercise twice daily. I always take my hiking staff, both for balance and to defend us from lose roaming dogs.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (bVYXr)

282 5, just barely.
After this thread I'm gone again.
Posted by: q


Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (K3ZCc)

283 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (arJlL)

284 Jewells, my Ace medallion broke in half.

What?? That's a first. I've had mine on my purse for 2 years and it's still intact. Did ya drive your car over it?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (nxdel)

285 218 I was a serious body builder for over 10 years. I don't have time for that shit any more. When I say serious, I mean 3 hours a day 6 days a week, 365.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (o2MD2)



I had a period in my life that lasted several years where I kept a schedule somewhat like that. Took Sundays off. I wasn't a builder, I just wanted to look good.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (gpmLW)

286 c5, just barely.
After this thread I'm gone again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Not when we're taking fast food. That's your forte!

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (ergrq)

287 He sat on it.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (1hhNr)

288
No short people. *shudder*
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:55 PM (SH2Zi)

No gender fluid karens, either
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 05:56 PM (hV9ir)

________

No dogs or Irish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (/U27+)

289 Pissing off the bridge again, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 05:53 PM (M4qcY)

and the water's cold, too!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (trdmm)

290 Jewells, no, just mixed it up with some poker chips. But it broke.
Do you offer replacements? Thanks in advance if you do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)

291 I broke my AoSHq key chain, so maybe qpsteve and I should get new ones

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

292 I used to go to the gym and this chick had shorts that said Enjoy the view. So I did

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (ytSiK)

293 Nothing like the self-important whining of an attention whore at the gym complaining that she is under teh MaLe GazE at the gym because she decided to wear what she wore.

Posted by: ballistic at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (oXNqT)

294 The 70's had Micronauts, rock *musicians*, the NFL Today theme song, global cooling, creeks, parents who didn't monitor their kids 24/7, and Jimmy Carter jokes. C'mon man.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (KAi1n)

295 Juicy NOOD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (Jn+M1)

296 nice to see you, steve.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (trdmm)

297 children

like the forward pass

things can happen and most are bad

Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (us2H3)

298 I don't care for Alec Baldwin either but his phone numbers in Epstein's book doesn't mean much. The guy collected numbers of the rich and famous like some people collect stamps. He had Minnie Driver's deets and I think she actually visited the island at some point. I highly doubt Minnie Driver was raping teenage girls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (NazZr)

299 Tom, thanks.
Gonna severely limit my participation from now on.
It's obvious a lot of other people don't want me here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

300 Like, look toots, I'm a straight guy and thanks for wearing that, it's interesting to me, but please spare everyone the stupid caterwauling that you didn't know what you were in for when you got dressed.

Posted by: ballistic at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (oXNqT)

301 That condescending letter just drips with leftist smugness.

If it bothers the sender that it might be offensive to those that can't afford lights, then maybe the sender should sell their home or car and give it to someone that can't afford those too.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

302 177 when a young lady puts all of her wares on display in public that ALL of the public is going to stare at her, not just the 16-year-old boys that she wanted to appreciate her.

She toned it down after that.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:38 PM (SRRAx)

You'd think that it was quantum physics or something.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 05:40 PM (SH2Zi)


Like I said, she was only 14 at the time - it doesn't really occur to them at that age, and they are just starting to feel their way around the new world of adolescence.

Our oldest daughter overheard us telling this girl what was happening, and remembered it when she hit 14 a few years later.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (SRRAx)

303 No short people. *shudder*
Posted by: flounder


Excluding yourself?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (z8U5v)

304 No dogs or Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 05:57 PM (/U27+)


Hey...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (Ez6QX)

305 qdpsteve.. is it the large one like half dollar size?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (nxdel)

306 186 Perfect : George Orwell's estate approves retelling of 1984 from a woman's point of view.

https://tinyurl.com/y4p5qapr
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM

Orwell died in January 1950. Since that is more than 70 years ago his works are now in the public domain. Approval or disapproval by the estate is irrelevant.
Posted by: Chuck C



Non ironic NewsSpeak?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

307 Jewells, yup. White. Thanks again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

308
Classic Cytogenetics is my preferred term for the unvaxxed.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 07, 2021 06:00 PM (dQvv7)

309 "Creepy old guy" was probably waiting on her to cut in and she was hogging some machine. I hate gym circuit machines for this reason.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2021 06:01 PM (Fq1gB)

310 I just saw a news report of some gal who's being charged with DUI vehicular manslaughter. She ran over a guy. In a tent. On the side of the road. In a giant tent community lining the freeway.

Ok, she shouldn't have been driving drunk. But now we have to worry about vehicular manslaughter if we get a blowout, drive off of the shoulder and hit a fucking tent when just 2 years ago there would have been nothing but dirt and grass? They showed pictures - and the tents are literally lining the meridian between freeway and exit.

In San Jose, there's an exit from NB HWY85 to 280/680. One is a big 2 lane sweeper, and I used to frequently see skid marks going straight for people that missed the turn. Now? There's tents directly in front of you - it's under an overpass so of course it's filled with bum tents. No doubt somebody is gonna go off the road and through several tents, but it's cool. They're illegal, don't have registration or insurance, just a Jerry Brown driver's license.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 06:01 PM (wAnMi)

311 Turns out, it was Jussie himself, while he was on the witness stand, being cross examined during his trial. My guess is that Jussie was trying to name drop, and if that doesn't work he's going to try to drag down everyone he knows with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Ah, the old state secrets gag except it would be dem secrets in this case. Maybe Prizker can give a pre-emptive pardon for Jussie.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (9hXN1)

312 they gum girl would be cuter without the tatooed arm

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (K3ZCc)

313 I went to the dog park with a delicious pork chop in my bag, and this one creepy old dog just wouldn't leave me alone. It just kept jumping up and sniffing my bag.

Truly inappropriate!

Posted by: Ass Crack McGee at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (sGnvY)

314 Tom, thanks.
Gonna severely limit my participation from now on.
It's obvious a lot of other people don't want me here.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

So what? Figure out why and improve on yourself or say fuck em and you be you. Leave on your own terms if you're going to leave. That's my advice for life too.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (ergrq)

315 Dyker Heights lights

https://tinyurl.com/y63fauw5

Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (nhgiS)

316 Just a side note, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)

317 Mmmmm you boosted?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (I13C0)

318 qdpsteve... that's the polymer clay one. I don't make those anymore..but email me, just nic at yahoo. I'll take care of you.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (nxdel)

319 I went to the dog park with a delicious pork chop in my bag, and this one creepy old dog just wouldn't leave me alone. It just kept jumping up and sniffing my bag.

Truly inappropriate!
Posted by: Ass Crack McGee at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (sGnvY)

Hah that's a good one !

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:03 PM (ergrq)

320 Jewells will do thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs)

321 I don't care for Alec Baldwin either but his phone numbers in Epstein's book doesn't mean much. The guy collected numbers of the rich and famous like some people collect stamps. He had Minnie Driver's deets and I think she actually visited the island at some point. I highly doubt Minnie Driver was raping teenage girls.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 07, 2021 05:58 PM (NazZr)

Epstein was a pimp. You don't hang out with a pimp if you don't know what's up.
No idea what Minnie Driver's sex life is like, but she's an actress. I'll bet she's done shit even I haven't and I'm a bad, perverted man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (XvPQV)

322 I was behind those girls for a LOOONG time ....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 07, 2021 05:49 PM (SRRAx)

*clicks open a pen, tears off a post-it note*
Which one? Lake Worth? Or down by TCU?

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (o0WIV)

323 "My understanding is that the "original" COVID-19 is no longer around - the Wuhan strain has been almost completely taken over by the Delta strain(s).-- Which is why the "vaccines" no longer work"

It may not be quite that simple. Many from the start had high levels of "natural immunity" (at least partially) from earlier variants of covid. Same goes for variants ... "partial immunity" means the body responds more quickly. ...

Other factors to responding quickly? idk, maybe enough quercitrin, healthy immune system, few comorbidity factors, good genes? But the idea that "OMG a New Variant, Run and Hide" is full DeepState Fear campaign.

The "old variants" decline, but like measles, are probably "still around". It is all about the statistics.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (Cus5s)

324 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (XvPQV)

I'd definitely would do perverted things to Driver if she would let me.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:05 PM (ergrq)

325 I'd definitely would do perverted things to Driver if she would let me.
Posted by: J


did you see most recent movie?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (K3ZCc)

326 the 70's smelled like ass. now smells like fat ass.

Posted by: x at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (oA+QO)

327 they gum girl would be cuter without the tatooed arm
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:02 PM (K3ZCc)
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...into amputee stuff, eh? NTTAWWT.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (o0WIV)

328 NTTAWWT.
Posted by: r


Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (K3ZCc)

329 did you see most recent movie?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (K3ZCc

No which one?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 06:07 PM (ergrq)

330 'd definitely would do perverted things to Driver if she would let me.
Posted by: J
did you see most recent movie?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:06 PM (K3ZCc

No which one?
Posted by: J

there is no most recent movie with her, you should give her a call, she is probably agreeabl,

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 07, 2021 06:08 PM (K3ZCc)

331 No short people. *shudder*
Posted by: flounder
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I don't wanna be anywhere were AtC isn't allowed.

Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (o0WIV)

332 Unboosted... you mean like, normally aspirated?

For sure, shun those guys!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 07, 2021 06:09 PM (VGRuw)

333 158 I fired up the smoker for the next 3 days doing pork butt, ribs, and chicken.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Jn+M1)


I bought a top-of-the-line Traeger pellet grill at Costco thanks to a slick talking salesperson they had doing demonstrations. Really haven't been able to get it working right. The only way I can light it is to bluetooth it off the phone. I think it's time to go back to a simple Weber.

Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (/BlEx)

334 What a clusterfuck this vaccine shit has become in the Military
Sigh
I will be up half the night dealing with issues that just came up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 07, 2021 06:11 PM (Irn0L)

335 I was a serious body builder for over 10 years. I don't have time for that shit any more. When I say serious, I mean 3 hours a day 6 days a week, 365. MINUS 52 CUZ 6X A WEEK
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (o2MD2)

minor correction made.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2021 06:12 PM (MFphb)

336 *clicks open a pen, tears off a post-it note*
Which one? Lake Worth? Or down by TCU?
Posted by: reason at December 07, 2021 06:04 PM (o0WIV)

Yes, these details are important. Please say north of Fort Worth...please....

Posted by: Mishdog at December 07, 2021 06:14 PM (/VWLE)

337 79 Jack-In-The-Box has purchased Del Taco for $575 million. Purchase to go through in first quarter of 2022.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxmafdm
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 05:21 PM (L2ZTs)
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Taco-In-The-Box?
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

Jack del Taco, trans-gigolo

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 07, 2021 06:15 PM (/zLgj)

338 Leper leper unclean!

This is where we are.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (ZW1rs)

339 I bought a top-of-the-line Traeger pellet grill at Costco thanks to a slick talking salesperson they had doing demonstrations. Really haven't been able to get it working right. The only way I can light it is to bluetooth it off the phone. I think it's time to go back to a simple Weber.
Posted by: jwest at December 07, 2021 06:10 PM (/BlEx)


I avoided the newer Traegers because more electronic stuff to break. You should be able to light it without the bluetooth though, I bet it's easy. Maybe just disable bluetooth on the grill? One thing I can say for Traeger, they have excellent online and phone based customer support. Use it! You can do stuff with the Traeger you can't with a weber (and granted, vice versa). Anyway, definitely visit their website and if you don't see a quick answer on their forums, give them a call.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 06:20 PM (wAnMi)

340 Ill admit 70's music kicks the crap outa anything from this century, hands frikkin down. So, I guess the 70's had cheap weed, no trannys chasing after our kids, great tunes, and only having to deal with Biden as a slimey bigmouthed idiot JUNIOR SENATOR instead of having that ingrate degenerate drooling fool as el presidente like we have today in its favor. In other words, these times make the 70's the good old days

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 07, 2021 06:22 PM (J+uhl)

341 Oral history of the man who missed the call at Pearl Harbor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OYMRx2oEcc

Posted by: jeff at December 07, 2021 06:26 PM (nf4HY)

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Posted by: rachael dazalma at December 07, 2021 06:38 PM (I4XFd)

343 Fat people! I know your pain. Was fattish for 15 years. Working out is not going make you thin. You need to fast. No kidding. I broke my arm in 14 pieces and just hurt. Not hungry. Just could eat one meal a day, small portions. I dropped 25 pounds in no time and as you begin losing you think, yeah, I can do this. Good times. Try it.

Posted by: Nice Ass at December 07, 2021 07:38 PM (ywxft)

344 >>>
Eat a little less

Move a little more.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 05:47 PM (YhPGK)


Get down tonight!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band


See, the 70s weren't all bad.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 07, 2021 07:47 PM (l7udz)

345 The 70s Monday Night Football theme music was way better than anything since. The ABC Sports Thrill of Victory / Agony of Defeat intro was also great.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 07, 2021 07:51 PM (l7udz)

346 To me, the fact that somebody wants to decorate the house for Christmas is what's important. Doesn't matter how humble the lights look -- they mean somebody cares about the holiday.

Anybody who feels that their decorations don't count because a neighbor has more -- that person already has problems.

I hope the recipient of that letter adds another strand of lights.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 07, 2021 08:45 PM (Om/di)

347 Re Amanda Softstar:

Most of the scenes referenced in your video occurred before your parents were even born. If they are 1966 and 1967 vintage, they grew up in a world which was already fucked up bigtime, and getting worse all the time.

Posted by: 370H55V at December 08, 2021 09:03 PM (WusEB)

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