Food Thread: Why Do People Torture Themselves With Monstrously Hot Pepper Sauces?<br>I don't Know, But I'll Tell You Next Week How It Goes

Food Thread: Why Do People Torture Themselves With Monstrously Hot Pepper Sauces?
I don't Know, But I'll Tell You Next Week How It Goes

Help!

It was a gift from the brats, and a direct result of my bragging that I, and I alone discovered Tapatio hot sauce. There are five more bottles of hot sauce, but this was the one that caught my eye, and will probably be the death of me. I did demand that they try it with me, so I will be able to share the pain, but still...

I think I will make scrambled eggs for the tasting. No reason, other than I can't think of a food that goes better with all sorts of sauces. I'm sure as shit not going to ruin a steak or pulled pork or something equally delicious.

I do have a new fire extinguisher, so if it is really bad I'll just blast it into my mouth...that should work well.

Which brings me to the question of the day: What do you eat hot sauce with? I know it can go on pretty much anything, but some foods really do lend themselves to heat!

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Our Thanksgiving dinner was successful, and even though we had more people than ever, it went smashingly, mostly because I planned the meal a little bit more carefully, even thinking about the size and shape of the dishes that needed to go into the oven. That helped a lot, and one silly-sounding but amazingly convenient thing we did was set up a table in the dining room for the serving dishes. That way we didn't have any congestion in the kitchen, and there was plenty of room on the dining table. It made the meal seem more relaxed, and serving was MUCH easier.

Yeah...many of you do this already, but I am slow...

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The mashed potatoes at Chez Dildo's Thanksgiving feast were particularly good. One reason was that I didn't make them; food often tastes better when other people make it, especially when one has been cooking for two days.

But the other reason was the recipe. It called for all of the usual things, but also said that the milk should be hot. Other than that it was a pretty standard recipe, but the potatoes were delightfully creamy and smooth and just right.

Why does hot milk make a difference? I can imagine all sorts of complicated chemical processes going on, but really...they are just guesses.

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Dad Cooks Dinner is an excellent and relaxed cooking blog/website that I have linked several times. It's exaclty what it sounds like, and it's worth a peek, because the author knows what he is doing around the kitchen.

But the last several times I have poked around it all I found were "instant pot" recipes.

No offense to a fine site, but....BORING!

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I am suspicious, because the same coblogger has been playing psychological games with me; making me buy all sorts guns I don't need but apparently desperately want! This may be the opening salvo of a new campaign, probably to get me to buy something weird. But fun.

[Hat Tip: Weasel]

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I grilled some "clod petite steaks" last night, and they were delicious, even though I put a commercial dry rub on them that was too hot for beef, and even worse, I overdid them by a few degrees. Medium rare might be tolerable at your house, but here at Chez Dildo it is a hanging offense.

Some of you may know what the "clod" is on beef cattle, but until recently I had no idea there was a portion that could be cut for steaks. it isn't a substitute for a NY strip or a rib steak, but it was reasonably tender and very flavorful, with no gristle or connective tissue to boot!

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What the hell! Is everyone on the electric cooker bandwagon?

Anyway, this looks good, and can obviously be done in a regular pot; you know...the cooking utensil that everyone has!

Slow cooker pulled beef with Jerusalem spice blend

It's just pot roast with a bit of a Middle-Eastern flair, although the sweet component makes me think of Eastern European cooking...

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Avocados sans thumbprints, beef short ribs that have meat on them (not the stupid little sliver of bone they sneak into the packages), carrots that don't taste like stalky chalk, spare bottles of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Old Bourbon, an herb garden that actually produces herbs (but no basil!), well-marbled NY strip steaks and elk backstrap to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

And don't think that you are off the hook with maple syrup and French Toast: I'm watching you...all of you! And I am watching you perverts who shake Manhattans and keeping a list for the Burning Times.

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM

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1 Food fight

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:01 PM (2JoB8)

2 Hot sauce is great on eggs, or breakfast bowl type foods.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 05, 2021 04:02 PM (V6xwG)

3 Sadly was going to make pizza as have everything I need except dough and grocery store didn't have any so have a frozen pizza.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:02 PM (2JoB8)

4 So either my anti-anxiety drug or BP meds messed up my mouth.

I cannot only do very light presentation of spicy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:03 PM (yrol0)

5 Boy am I hungry.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:04 PM (bzrNB)

6 So, I don't eat hot sauce as a condiment...but if you're not looking to just put it straight on chips and tacos/burritos/enchiladas (aka anything Mexican), etc...my spouse, who uses it on everything, finds the best uses on eggs, (mentioned), mac and cheese, and potato soup...YMMV...

Posted by: Nova local at December 05, 2021 04:04 PM (exHjb)

7 3 Sadly was going to make pizza as have everything I need except dough and grocery store didn't have any so have a frozen pizza.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:02 PM (2JoB

Next time, if the store has fresh-baked French bread, you can use that as a delicious sub (slice down the middle and you have 2 pizzas ready to go)...and if that's too much for one, you can also pick up bagels - that's the summer pool lunch of champions...

Posted by: Nova local at December 05, 2021 04:05 PM (exHjb)

8 I wonder if HRCvnt still has hot sauce in her purse? What an unlikable cvunt!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (yrol0)

9 Why slow cookers? Because they're good. They work. They tenderize meat. They give time for the seasonings to sink in. And they give the cook time to do other things, like shop, or sleep. Besides, you have not lived until you've had my wife's slow-cooker pot roast -- or her even better slow-cooker sauerbraten, our Christmas feast!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (z/nZY)

10 I love hot sauce on fried rice from our local Chinese place. Also on my better half's awesome chicken and dumplings.

Posted by: CA Token at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (+8LG8)

11 I gave up super hot stuff years ago. All I need now is Tabasco and Sriracha. Anything hotter is just showing off.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (nfrXX)

12 My appreciation for crazy, stupid hot sauces has diminished. Lately I've been using it in sauces for sandwiches.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (eGTCV)

13 Have a tall glass of milk on the ready

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 04:07 PM (AmoqO)

14 When I stir fry things, I will usually add a couple of dashes of hot sauce here and there. Particularly with chicken.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 05, 2021 04:08 PM (OU+8W)

15 One place I actually like hot sauce is in homemade guacamole when I'm feeling lazy...no worries about touching my eyes with fresh jalapeno remnants b/c it's just shake, shake and go...

This will also tone the crap down out of your hot sauce if it starts way too hot to enjoy...

Posted by: Nova local at December 05, 2021 04:08 PM (exHjb)

16 Hot sauce is an acquired habit. Like drug addiction

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:08 PM (bzrNB)

17 Next time, if the store has fresh-baked French bread, you can use that as a delicious sub (slice down the middle and you have 2 pizzas ready to go)...and if that's too much for one, you can also pick up bagels - that's the summer pool lunch of champions...
Posted by: Nova local at December 05, 2021 04:05 PM (exHjb)

There is also a flatbread pita that works well. I here that it was very popular for sending to people on Base. You can send the pita, can sauce, peperoni, and cheese even it if take weeks to get there and they can make a damn nice pizza!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:09 PM (yrol0)

18 I grow peppers and make hot chile oil from them: mix it in with sesame oil, and you can add other spices like ginger if you like.

Let it steep for a bit and it is good to go. Very tasty with a pinch of salt on rice, or anything else you would like to put hot oil on.

I also chopped them up and pickled them in vinegar and pickling spices, and migoodness they can be hot.

My wife is Korean so . . . She is nice and tones it down for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2021 04:09 PM (ZMraq)

19 Willowed but on topic since it's for food prep.

Two of my brothers solved the propane issue by having natural gas grills and hooking into the household gas line.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 03:13 PM (mcfjc)

That's DOPE!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 05, 2021 03:16 PM (2ABQr)

Ya need a different regulator though. Propane needs a higher % of oxygen than household/city gas.

This is what you need, you can get it from an RV parts store instead of Amazon.

https://is.gd/B33HzL

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:09 PM (IJES/)

20 Which brings me to the question of the day: What do you eat hot sauce with? I know it can go on pretty much anything, but some foods really do lend themselves to heat!

I put that sh!t on everything.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:11 PM (IJES/)

21 I make mashed potatoes with a bit of yogurt and some of the warm water from boiling the potatoes instead of milk. I like to add butter in as well.

I was always told to use warm milk because it would make the potatoes grey, but I don't know

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2021 04:11 PM (ZMraq)

22 Hot sauce is great on most whole grains. Quinoa, oats, bulgur wheat. Heavenly with a bit of butter and ghost or habanero sauces.

If you want to lessen the burn, and some people do, add some shredded cheese.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 05, 2021 04:11 PM (ONvIw)

23 We serve off the counter, buffet style. Pies and other deserts on their own table.

Posted by: MkY at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (Foq6I)

24 Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:02 PM (2JoB

You have time to make fresh dough!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (Q9lwr)

25 It would have been a idea to get a loaf of French bread, cut it in half and use that.
Oh well wasn't thinking of that. And could have made my own dough but too lazy I guess.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (2JoB8)

26 Next week - CBD's Flaming Sphincter

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (5MpIr)

27 You discovered Tapatio?

About a half million vatos want a word with you ese

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (EZebt)

28 Atomic Fries!

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (+ya+t)

29 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (eGTCV)

30 I like Tabasco mixed with ketchup with my fries. Put a little hot sauce in my stews and some soups. I like the flavors, not necessarily the heat.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (AmoqO)

31 Best thing I ever did was convert my grill to natural gas from the house.

Posted by: CA Token at December 05, 2021 04:13 PM (+8LG8)

32 Willowed but on topic since it's for food prep.

Two of my brothers solved the propane issue by having natural gas grills and hooking into the household gas line.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 03:13 PM (mcfjc)

I've had this for 40 years, works great.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 05, 2021 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

33 Mama Lil's spicy Hungarian peppers on pizza

Siracha on chow mein.

Chrystal hot sauce on egg salad.

Tabasco on raw oysters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:13 PM (U2p+3)

34 I like Tabasco mixed with ketchup with my fries.

You can get pre-packed Sriracha catsup and mayo. I haven't tried the mayo but the catsup is great for fries or hot dogs.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2021 04:14 PM (nfrXX)

35 To celebrate the last night we are starting with blue cheese stuffed *bacon wrapped dates, honey chicken skewers with broiled pineapple and carrrots.

*turkey bacon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (EZebt)

36 25 It would have been a idea to get a loaf of French bread, cut it in half and use that.
Oh well wasn't thinking of that. And could have made my own dough but too lazy I guess.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (2JoB

It's only b/c my grocery keeps giving me $2 off bakery item rewards, and that's about the only item I can buy with my allergies, that I thought of it...

That, and I'll never make my own dough b/c I don't roll things in my tiny kitchen - there's no room on my counters, so pie doughs and pizza doughs are premade or replaced with other easier options...

Posted by: Nova local at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (exHjb)

37 I put hot sauce pretty much on eggs and home-made enchilada/taco dishes. Albertson's had a Bravado Spice Co. "Black Garlic Carolina Reaper" sauce that begged me to try it.

The flavor was great but it took three engine companies to put out my hair that day and guts the next morning.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (ZSK0i)

38 Bob Dole, American Hero, has died.

RIP, Sir.

Posted by: jrg at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (OrwdB)

39 Use some hot sauce mixed with catsup (ketchup) on meatloaf.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (BFigT)

40 In Wisconsin we show our manhood with horseradish instead of hot sauce.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (4thlk)

41 Best pizza dough has beer in it, only have whiskey around

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB8)

42 Would this be a war crime?

Mix wasabi with ghost peppers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2021 04:16 PM (5MpIr)

43 Hot sauce on tacos and the Chilies Jose egg dish.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:17 PM (HOAaW)

44 I'm going to go get it on, make a big salad to go with it.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:17 PM (2JoB8)

45 Hot sauce goes well in nearly any soup.

Posted by: Bufrod Gooch at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (OZdRU)

46 Horseradish can bring the heat as well. Like it in sauce for raw oysters.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (AmoqO)

47 So, CBD, my suggestion is this: Hold off on the hot sauce until the internal plumbing is a bit backed up. After some of that hot sauce, the problem will, most likely, be solved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (2SdPm)

48 35 To celebrate the last night we are starting with blue cheese stuffed *bacon wrapped dates, honey chicken skewers with broiled pineapple and carrrots.

*turkey bacon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (EZebt)

Happy Hanachaka

Sorry Im Baptist and even google does not know WTF I am trying to spell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (yrol0)

49 You discovered Tapatio?

About a half million vatos want a word with you ese

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM (EZebt)

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/394349.php

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (Q9lwr)

50 Mix wasabi with ghost peppers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2021 04:16 PM (5MpIr)
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You really want to get me in a bad mood?

Posted by: Your colon at December 05, 2021 04:20 PM (2SdPm)

51
Best pizza dough has had a chance to sit around for a couple of days and percolate and let the yeast and all the Greek alphabet of variants modify the taste.

Once you go old yeast, you never go east, or something like that.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 05, 2021 04:20 PM (dQvv7)

52 41 Best pizza dough has beer in it, only have whiskey around
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB

I can spare an IPA. Im at exit 24 off 45.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:20 PM (yrol0)

53 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:12 PM

Hmmm.....There is our Sec Trans....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (rBtIz)

54 I believe hot sauce is good for the the mood. It's hard to be depressed when you're sweating and your nose is running.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (eGTCV)

55 Or is that Trans Sec?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (5MpIr)

56 blue cheese stuffed *bacon wrapped dates

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:15 PM (EZebt)

We had those last night! Our very nice new neighbors (from Houston) brought them over.

Delicious!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)

57 I purchased some dried reaper pods, crushed them up and put them in a shake bottle. Better control than sauce bottles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (BPuaD)

58 I should find the pork chops and get them defrosting. Finally something not turkey. Well I baked salmon last night while doing turkey soup, but I overcooked it and it was meh. In a month or two when I'm ready to eat turkey again I'll have frozen turkey pot pie and casserole handy weekday lunches.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 04:22 PM (3cGpq)

59 Left over fried rice:
Heat in frying pan with an extra egg or two and a glop of Sambal Oelek. Nom nom nom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:22 PM (U2p+3)

60 What do you eat hot sauce with?

Egg rolls. Also, add it to it to egg mixture when frying chicken.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 04:22 PM (ju2Fy)

61 I believe hot sauce is good for the the mood. It's hard to be depressed when you're sweating and your nose is running.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (eGTCV)
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I don't know about anyone else, but, a decent hot sauce is good for when I have a headache.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:22 PM (2SdPm)

62 >>>I, and I alone discovered Tapatio hot sauce.

This is demonstrably untrue. I discovered it on a beach in Mexico wiggling my toes in the sand, drinking cervezas, and eating grilled shrimp with lime and Tapatio.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:23 PM (SH2Zi)

63 It is very good hot sauce on eggs even it is from down there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:23 PM (EZebt)

64 This is demonstrably untrue. I discovered it on a beach in Mexico wiggling my toes in the sand, drinking cervezas, and eating grilled shrimp with lime and Tapatio.
Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:23 PM (SH2Zi)

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Jimmy Buffet, is that you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:24 PM (2SdPm)

65 I had my first cannabis-laced cookies this week. One was chocolate chip. The other was chocolate chip peanut. They were pretty good with only a mild taste of weed.
These produced only a mild high.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:24 PM (eGTCV)

66 There is a family run bakery here. They make pizza dough and freeze. $1.25 per skin. It's wonderful. I let them thaw in the fridge for a few days.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2021 04:24 PM (qpolg)

67 The several test sacrifices right out of the oven were awesome. First we have to survive family gathering with rich lib cousins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:25 PM (EZebt)

68 After some of that hot sauce, the problem will, most likely, be solved.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (2SdPm)

This is the kind of fine advice that makes AoSHQ an indispensable part of my day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:25 PM (Q9lwr)

69 Pete Bog, CowHorseQueen brought me some tamales made with your delicious pork . Way good.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:25 PM (HOAaW)

70 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Hot sauce is good on eggs, also sprinkle some on Hoppin John whenever I make that. Splash some in a Bloody Mary. That's about it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)

72 55 Or is that Trans Sec?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 05, 2021 04:21 PM (5MpIr)

The the Mrs Second Under Most Impressive Royal 4 XXXX of the HHS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (yrol0)

73 I used to love trying spicy and spicier stuff, but I'm too old for that shit now.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Wait.

People moved from Texas to New Jersey?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (EZebt)

75 I have a friend who's had a severe reaction to being vaccinated. He had some Taco Time Mexi-fries with.
After the hot sauce he felt the best he's felt in six months.

I'm just telling his story.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:27 PM (eGTCV)

76 Hot sauces are good now and then but the ass burning stuff I leave alone.

Talk about good eating habits. Once went out with a broad who had just gotten out of the joint about a month earlier. I took her to eat and she got the steak and sides at this little pub I used to visit. As we talked, she stabbed her steak with her fork and brought the whole thing up to her mouth to take bites from it. As soon as she did that, I knew I was good to go.

Oh look, martini time! One olive only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2021 04:27 PM (R/m4+)

77 also sprinkle some on Hoppin John whenever I make that.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)

I had to look that up!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:28 PM (Q9lwr)

78 Gotta sous vide that shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 05, 2021 04:28 PM (sJHOI)

79 Tapatio? Why yes, I don't use it too often so I buy it thus so it lasts through the month:

https://is.gd/z4teRd

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 05, 2021 04:28 PM (mD/uy)

80
People moved from Texas to New Jersey?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (EZebt)

Well, it is a newer class of battleship.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:28 PM (IJES/)

81 Time to find a new 5 year size bottle of Valentina.

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2021 04:29 PM (FhXTo)

82 Burritos

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2021 04:30 PM (QCc6B)

83 This study by 20 leading medical, virological, immunological, university professors in Mexico tells the story.

Omicron is a virus that was widely spread in many Mexican cities. At one time a year ago, it constituted 70% of the pandemic infections in Mexico City.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:30 PM (yrol0)

84 >>>What do you eat hot sauce with?

Bacon or sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sammiches (Tabasco). Mixed in soy sauce (siracha) for dipping or on top of almost any asian dish. Franks Red Hot for other. Tapatio for Mexican. Louisiana Hot Sauce for dips like crab dip. Sweet Baby Ray's Buffalo Wing Sauce for wings. We have a garage refrigerator that is substantially filled with various other hot sauces, but those are my most used. Spicy pickles and mustards, too. Not really a fan of the demon hot sauces.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)

85 Time to find a new 5 year size bottle of Valentina.
Posted by: DaveA

55 gal drum?

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 05, 2021 04:30 PM (mD/uy)

86 A friend of mine produces three excellent hot sauces. My favorite is Soylent Green

https://ubiquitoushotsauce.com/soylent-green/

Posted by: Chip Meyer at December 05, 2021 04:31 PM (ykyQ3)

87 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUZZ ...

many tasty offerings out there, but the hottest I've survived is 'Daves Ultimate Insanity' ... have your affairs in order, and don't forget the nitrile gloves

BTW, great topical analgesic rub is Cramers' Red Hot

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at December 05, 2021 04:31 PM (KScAg)

88 What do you eat hot sauce with? I know it can go on pretty much anything, but some foods really do lend themselves to heat!

I put hot sauce on my sausage biscuits in the morning.

Posted by: Vic at December 05, 2021 04:31 PM (mpXpK)

89 I have a wee bottle of something called DA Bomb.
I've probably had it for 20 years. One takes it one drop at a time.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:31 PM (eGTCV)

90 Last night was chicken with fresh mango. It was Perfectly ripe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:31 PM (EZebt)

91 CBD it's a good quick meal and fills you up.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

92 Hot sauce?
Mostly no.
The Lips of Diogenes are made for loving, not burning!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (axyOa)

93 Had caviar for the first time in ages recently. Wow it was good. On a blini with a dry champagne. I pretended to be classy. No one was fooled.

Security escorted me out shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (bzrNB)

94 I had a Carolina reaper sauce recently that wasn't a pleasant heat but it was manageable, no running for the tap.
The biggest problem with it is that it tastes awful.
Some of these things are sold as a challenge and expected to go in the bin nearly full but they should still make them tast good.

I'm on a high protein diet and I usually have a spicy sauce with Turkey bacon and particularly on poached eggs. I like Peri Peri orI have this nice green jalapeno stuff that goes great on anything.

Posted by: STV at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (bzbMV)

95 Hot sauce is great on eggs, or breakfast bowl type foods.

⚫ Chili
⚫ Chicken/Sausage and Rice
⚫ Baked Beans
⚫ Breakfast taco
⚫ Tobasco on ham.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (ECHWI)

96 Tobasco had a fairly narrow group of foods it's good on, but one of the best uses I have found for it is on tuna fish casserole. Seriously, it's like chocolate and peanut butter, a near perfect marriage of flavors.

Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (QCc6B)

97 People moved from Texas to New Jersey?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (EZebt)

For a great job, and they bought the house from our long-time neighbors who were absolutely horrid people, so it was a double win for us!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (Q9lwr)

98 Wish I liked rice or beans.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (qpolg)

99 Instead of using ketchup on fries or burgers, I will make my own sauce, and that sauce always has some Franks Red Hot sauce in it.
Typical dipping sauce is mayo, BBQ sauce or ketchup and hot sauce. I will also try to use different things like mustard or Worcestershire sauce.
I try to change it around depending on what I am in the mood for.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (mcfjc)

100 Note to the ladies, if you are cutting up japalenos, wear gloves.

The lovely Mrs. is now a big believer.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (mD/uy)

101 Love testing for ripeness.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (FUuQA)

102 I use hot sauce on anything Cajun. Living in Acadiana for two years changed my taste forever.

Posted by: Brett at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Zni+K)

103 Tabasco on raw oysters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:13 PM (U2p+3)

This is my favorite way to eat them, with a little cracked pepper and lemon. I haven't had some good Kumamotos in ages.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

104 I have both Tapatio and Cholula in the fridge.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (ftzVR)

105 CBD it's a good quick meal and fills you up.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

Oh, I love rice and beans. I just had never heard that particular name for it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Q9lwr)

106 Just finished making a pot of escarole and bean soup with pancetta and cheese rinds. Goombas around here call it schcidall. I'm sure there's no right spelling like gabbagool or gagootz but it sure is good.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 04:35 PM (+ya+t)

107 I've known not one, but two hot sauce heiresses. Both were hot.

Posted by: Brett at December 05, 2021 04:35 PM (Zni+K)

108 a glop of Sambal Oelek.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:22 PM (U2p+3)

Great stuff....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:35 PM (Q9lwr)

109 Having leftover grillades over cheese grits (actually as much butter as cheese) Has a little hot sauce, Crystal, in it. Not too much, the Mrs doesn't do hot. Sauce I mean.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 04:36 PM (AmoqO)

110 German Study:

Our analysis of the data shows that the SARS-CoV-2-associated burden of severe disease or death in
children and adolescents is low. This is particularly true for COVID-19 related symptoms in 5-11-yearold children without comorbidities

PS The number of deaths was ZERO!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:36 PM (yrol0)

111 Note to the ladies, if you are cutting up japalenos, wear gloves.

The lovely Mrs. is now a big believer.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (mD/uy)

Tip to the gentlemen: wash your hands before peeing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:36 PM (eGTCV)

112 So, CBD, my suggestion is this: Hold off on the hot sauce until the internal plumbing is a bit backed up. After some of that hot sauce, the problem will, most likely, be solved.

But for whatever you do, don't use your home restroom, your family will hate you and remind you of your attempts at chemical warfare for years to come.

Instead, go to a public restroom and improve the air both at home and there.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (ECHWI)

113 I have both Tapatio and Cholula in the fridge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (ftzVR)

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I can explain. Tapatio goes on poached, over easy, sunny side up. Cholula goes on omelettes and scrambled,

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (EZebt)

114 Why Do People Torture Themselves With Monstrously Hot Pepper Sauces?
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Dunno, but I know why Indian cuisine goes in for spiciness. Traditionally, it was to cover the taste/smell of meat that had gone bad.

So you don't your curry to be TOO authentic ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (fA4ZP)

115 Security escorted me out shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (bzrNB)

How'd you get in? Through the kitchen?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (Q9lwr)

116 This is my favorite way to eat them, with a little cracked pepper and lemon. I haven't had some good Kumamotos in ages.
Posted by: flounder

Git your furry little ass out here, then. The next three months are the best for ALL the oysters in the Hood Canal.

Shuck 'em and eat 'em right on the beach. In the rain if conditions arise. Nothing better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (U2p+3)

117 Goombas around here call it schcidall.

Scarola e fagioli in our house.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (mD/uy)

118 80
People moved from Texas to New Jersey?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:26 PM (EZebt)

Well, it is a newer class of battleship.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:28 PM (IJES/)

Texas is in duh! Texas
New Jersey is in Hawaii

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (yrol0)

119 Also Tabasco on red beans and rice and ham and bean (pintos) soup, after the Christmas ham is gone. The ham and bean soup cans well.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:38 PM (SH2Zi)

120 I just had never heard that particular name for it!

The black eyed peas you buy in a can, I can't remember the brand had the recipe on it for awhile. The "hoppin" comes in when you are cooking the pepper, onion and ham. When it gets hot enough it hops.. no joke. One time had that shit flying everywhere.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:38 PM (nxdel)

121 Our analysis of the data shows that the SARS-CoV-2-associated burden of severe disease or death in
children and adolescents is low. This is particularly true for COVID-19 related symptoms in 5-11-yearold children without comorbidities

PS The number of deaths was ZERO!

I think the body count is now 117 dead of the Vaxx for each child saved for that age demographic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:38 PM (ECHWI)

122
I had my first cannabis-laced cookies this week. One was chocolate chip. The other was chocolate chip peanut. They were pretty good with only a mild taste of weed.
These produced only a mild high.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:24 PM

I had a friend whose car I was in while cutting school. He decided to 'pedal to the metal' while topping a rise in the road. The car became airborne at about 60 mph. While we were in the air I just so happened to notice that a police car was traveling in the opposing lane. Sitting in the front seat was a bag that contained two joints, which I proceeded to consume out of an 'abundance of caution' for what I assumed was going to happen. The cop of course turned around and followed us, while my friend innocently turned into a random driveway. The cop drove by.

Yeah, consuming cannabis through the stomach only produces a very mild effect. But everyone, once we got back to school, for the rest of the day, expected I was wasted. I think I may have become a sort of 'folk hero' for that experience but actually hardly got high at all.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 05, 2021 04:38 PM (dQvv7)

123 CowHorseQueen brought me some tamales made with your delicious pork . Way good

Normally I don't promote post cooking aged pork, but I assume she froze it after the MoMe. Like a fine cheese, better with age and tamales!

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:39 PM (bzrNB)

124 I can explain. Tapatio goes on poached, over easy, sunny side up. Cholula goes on omelettes and scrambled,
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (EZebt)

^^^^ Wisdom

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:39 PM (ECHWI)

125 Tabasco sent us a nine flavor assortment. I like the Chipotle, the Cayenne and Garlic, and the very asian Sweet and Hot. The original still tastes like vinegar and the original green is still... green. I've had the Habanero before, and it's hot but good. Their Scorpion sauce was hotter and not very good at all. Their Buffalo sauce was as vile as all Buffalo sauces, and their Sriracha doesn't hold a candle to the rooster sauce.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 05, 2021 04:39 PM (G6DU0)

126 The Lips of Diogenes are made for loving, not burning!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:32 PM (axyOa)
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Really? When did this happen?

Posted by: Mrs. Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (2SdPm)

127 Mrs. OB bought some "Hot Irish Mustard" yesterday at a little specialty shop that sells British food items (e.g. Hunt's mac and cheese in a can, blech). Haven't tried it yet so I don't know how it compares to, say, Colman's. I mostly use Colman's to make a simple sauce for fried foods with mustard, catsup, and wine vinegar or rice vinegar.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (nfrXX)

128 Dave's Insanity Sauce FTW

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (II3Gr)

129 I think blue cheese is disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

130 CBD

Hope you survive, with a great story involving cheer-leading nurses, minor use of solid carbon dioxide, and telling the brats "Missed me. Can't have my stuff yet. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (u82oZ)

131 Git your furry little ass out here, then. The next three months are the best for ALL the oysters in the Hood Canal.

Shuck 'em and eat 'em right on the beach. In the rain if conditions arise. Nothing better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (U2p+3)

*checks ass, notes need for shearing*

I would love to. We'll need to finish moving in and all that, but I'll check with the Mrs.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (SH2Zi)

132 can explain. Tapatio goes on poached, over easy, sunny side up. Cholula goes on omelettes and scrambled,
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (EZebt)

Sam the Cooking Guy uses Cholula a lot.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:40 PM (eGTCV)

133
Texas is in duh! Texas
New Jersey is in Hawaii
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:37 PM (yrol0)

Misouri is in HI, the New Jersey is docked in Camden, NJ

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (IJES/)

134 Oh, I love rice and beans. I just had never heard that particular name for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Q9lwr)

Most of the early civilizations (tribes) were based on a place where they could grow a legume or bean and a rice or grain. Together they could provide the nutrient needed to make complex amino acids and protein in the human body.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (yrol0)

135 {{{Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB }}}

Need to send you money. In exchange for gifts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

136 Are your brats male,? because my son likes these incredibly hot sauces too. I like spicy food but I don't even want to try things that are that hot. I think it may be-a macho culinary thing that he finds info out about the internet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (qrrGX)

137 I should make some Texas caviar, speaking of black-eyed peas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (ftzVR)

138 So is that supposed to be a young Weasel in that video? Guess we have to ask him how his food tastes, and did he chew his food?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 04:42 PM (mcfjc)

139 How'd you get in? Through the kitchen?

No. That was my dating strategy.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:42 PM (bzrNB)

140 Pete Bog, yeah, it had been frozen but the taste was still fantastic.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:42 PM (HOAaW)

141 Misouri is in HI, the New Jersey is docked in Camden, NJ
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (IJES/)

oh yeah it was in that movie!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (yrol0)

142 Why slow cookers? Because they're good. They work. They tenderize meat. They give time for the seasonings to sink in. And they give the cook time to do other things, like shop, or sleep. Besides, you have not lived until you've had my wife's slow-cooker pot roast -- or her even better slow-cooker sauerbraten, our Christmas feast!
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at December 05, 2021 04:06 PM (z/nZY)

Slow cookers rock. Stuff the meat and veggies into them at 11:00 A.M., tuen 'em on, and have nice meal at supper time. And they clean up easy, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (P3gRi)

143 I like hot sauce on pretty much anything, but I've found that when I cheat on my low carb diet having a pancake covered with a sunny side egg dribbled with hot sauce it is quite good.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (CWMF2)

144 Most of the early civilizations (tribes) were based on a place where they could grow a legume or bean and a rice or grain.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (yrol0)

Yup. I think there are a total of 21 amino acids the human body uses for protein synthesis, and they all can be found in beans and rice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (Q9lwr)

145 129 I think blue cheese is disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society

Bleu Cheese dressing is great with buffalo wings.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (mcfjc)

146 Need to send you money. In exchange for gifts.

You know where to find me!

Let me know if you need something special.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

147 Which brings me to the question of the day: What do you eat hot sauce with? I know it can go on pretty much anything, but some foods really do lend themselves to heat!

It's a decent excuse for leftovers. Last week I chopped up some leftover turkey, put some shredded cheese, and spicy sauce on top. Today, I had some leftover rice from a couple nights ago and put that in a bowl with similar cheese and sauce and nuked it. Pretty good with minimal effort.

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2021 04:44 PM (kOpft)

148 Most of the early civilizations (tribes) were based on a place where they could grow a legume or bean and a rice or grain. Together they could provide the nutrient needed to make complex amino acids and protein in the human body.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Sure, but without cheese it's just not right.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 04:44 PM (KAi1n)

149 Misouri is in HI, the New Jersey is docked in Camden, NJ
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:41 PM (IJES/)

One of those states north of Red River.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:44 PM (yrol0)

150 This study by 20 leading medical, virological, immunological, university professors in Mexico tells the story.

Omicron is a virus that was widely spread in many Mexican cities. At one time a year ago, it constituted 70% of the pandemic infections in Mexico City.

I saw the study. I think the Mexico variant is B.1.1.519; Omicron is B.1.1.529. The two are practically neighbors.

It doesn't matter, the tests that everyone uses can't tell the difference; and even if they did, the enemy would just lie about it anyway, and Karen wouldn't care, her hysteria peaks the instant the sound "Covid" is heard.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:45 PM (ECHWI)

151 I think ghost peppers have a good taste, but you have to use it in such small quantities that it's only good for putting in a recipe rather than using it as a sauce. Using it as a condiment would be insane. You could never use it in small enough quantities that way to avoid destroying your tastebuds (and your ass soon afterward).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2021 04:45 PM (QU5/8)

152 FenSon also ordered these disgusting sounding potato chips that claim they're made out of blowfish (isn't that a poisonous thing? Spouse says it just tastes fishy) or ones made of horse meat. I can recall the rest. They are called Illegal chips" I think it's another odd macho challenge thong

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 04:45 PM (fNx0B)

153 rhennigantx

USS Texas (BB-34) is in Texas.
USS New Jersey (BB-62) is in New Jersey.
USS Missouri (BB-63) is in Hawaii.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:46 PM (u82oZ)

154 Scarola e fagioli in our house.
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Every restaurant and Italian I know calls it what I tried to spell. I wonder if it's a Chicago thing. Nobody says it in Italian.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 04:47 PM (+ya+t)

155 Yup. I think there are a total of 21 amino acids the human body uses for protein synthesis, and they all can be found in beans and rice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:43 PM (Q9lwr)

Its a terrible long boring boorish bad book but Guns, Germs, and Steel is worth reading.

PS Other important chemicals can be found in Hopadillo IPA and Titos Vodka.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:47 PM (yrol0)

156 Years ago I broke out my bottle of Da Bomb for a couple of guys. I warned them it was extremely hot but they ignored.
They were in pain, which I was fine with but these morons started rubbing their eyes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:47 PM (eGTCV)

157 Missed a tag. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:47 PM (u82oZ)

158 At a dimly lit pub in the UK I put a hefty dollop of what I thought was mayonnaise from the condiments bar (which was under orange lights, so it wasn't obvious).

It turned out to be English mustard. I got a good mouthful of it before realizing my mistake.

For a time there there was some doubt that I'd ever be able to make babies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (fA4ZP)

159 Best thing I ever did was convert my grill to natural gas from the house.
Posted by: CA Token at December 05, 2021 04:13 PM (+8LG

You have to drill out the burner orifice. You gas company should be able to tell you what size drill bit to use. You shouldn't need a regulator if you take you gas from the downstream side of the whole-house regulator, which you ought to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (P3gRi)

160 " Last night was chicken with fresh mango. It was Perfectly ripe."

Are you referring to the chicken? Green wit a touch of bloat? Almost requires the really hot sauce.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (bzrNB)

161 Every restaurant and Italian I know calls it what I tried to spell. I wonder if it's a Chicago thing. Nobody says it in Italian.
Posted by: dartist

Oh, I believe it. I've tried to order in strange (to me) Italian places and sometimes they look at me like I have eight heads.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (mD/uy)

162 Missed a tag. Sigh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:47 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah, but ya said what i was trying to say poorly.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (IJES/)

163 153 rhennigantx

USS Texas (BB-34) is in Texas.
USS New Jersey (BB-62) is in New Jersey.
USS [i}Missouri (BB-63) is in Hawaii.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:46 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah I knew that as I was very very very pissed when I was working at JBPHH I was invited on special tour of MO. The company owner wanted to get home so we missed the tour.

It was a suck ass job so I quit when we got home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:49 PM (yrol0)

164 Chicken in milk cooking in the oven right now. Smells divine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:49 PM (U2p+3)

165 rhennigantx

Do your naps have great details of Texas, and less and less to the north of the Red River? Kansas is probably rendered as a blank wasteland on your maps.

And I'm OK with that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

166 I can eat spicy food, no problem. Burning hot sauce no problem. It's like throwing a lawn dart up directly vertical, no problem.

It's what happens much later at the end of it's magical journey where there's a problem. I wasn't always this way. But around my mid 40s I started noticing that my body would give me grief around 2am in the morning. Good flavorful hot sauce or spices with moderate heat is fine for me now. And my wife can't handle anything spicier than vanilla pudding so I buy what I like.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 04:50 PM (XXeDg)

167 Battleship New Jersey has a YouTube page. The curator of the museum shows parts of the ship that are not on the regular tour. I find them pretty interesting even though his commentary is a bit stilted and the audio can be a problem.

Thinking of visiting there next year.

Keeping with the food thread theme here is a video about sailors and ice cream. https://tinyurl.com/bdfper6z

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 04:50 PM (mcfjc)

168 Frank's Sweet Chili sauce is nice on egg rolls and other appetizers.

Still looking for good hot mustard sauce, though. Used to buy some from local restaurant that would put hair on your chest but it closed.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 04:50 PM (ju2Fy)

169 Doritos made a tapatio flavored chip for a while. They made really good nachos.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:50 PM (HOAaW)

170 Ghost Pepper *concentrate*... that isn't hot sauce.. it's liquid fire.

Mix it (sparingly!) with catsup and test before putting it on anything you want to actually eat/enjoy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 04:50 PM (iMZHt)

171 rhennigantx

You do have some good ... stories. Did you know SMH, since you were both in Hawaii?

-- cab driver in Istanbul joke, just the punchline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

172 And my wife can't handle anything spicier than vanilla pudding so I buy what I like.
Posted by: banana Dream

Are we married to the same woman? Mrs. claims something is 'spicy' if there are two or more pepper flakes in it.

I tell her I should only serve her boiled chicken.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (mD/uy)

173 Its a terrible long boring boorish bad book but Guns, Germs, and Steel is worth reading.
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It's a long apologia for why *ahem* some backward people are backward. Nothing to do with them, of course; it was all luck of the draw, per Jared Diamond.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (fA4ZP)

174 Sorry Im Baptist and even google does not know WTF I am trying to spell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:19 PM (yrol0)

Try a brie that has set out for a few days. My first taste of French cheese. Burned my nostril hairs. Loved it and Camembert ever since.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (AmoqO)

175 Dave's Insanity Sauce FTW

Around here we call it "Dave's Profanity Sauce". If you like the garlic accent it is by far the most potent and enjoyable mostly for stews, chili and beans/rice.

I tried it in Chicken Noodle Soup, but the original Tobasco really is better for that application.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (ECHWI)

176 olddog, I just mix a good spicy brown mustard with extra hot horseradish.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:52 PM (HOAaW)

177 I put hot sauce on clam chowder (usually out of the can). It's so bland that I can basically titrate the sauce to get it at the perfect heat level, at which point I'm basically eating clammy queso dip right out of the bowl. My go-tos for that are Dave's Insanity Sauce and Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce which are both in the "who thought this was a good idea" category of spice. I prefer the Insanity Sauce because the vinegar in the Ghost Pepper Sauce can curdle the cream, but half a teaspoon of either sauce per can is enough to make me sweat a little.

But neither of those are "pure ghost pepper concentrate", unlike the sauce that CBD's family is apparently trying to kill him with, so half a teaspoon per bowl may be a little much unless he's getting ready for a colonoscopy.

Posted by: KidCharlemagne at December 05, 2021 04:52 PM (dYi+T)

178 Hiya Ben Had!

Damn, do I miss your cooking!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:52 PM (U2p+3)

179 OT-Heh, the lovely Mrs. Blake just put on Christmas music. Meanwhile, the house looks like "invasion of the moving boxes."

Mrs. Blake was not amused when I suggested we build a box fort or two.

Posted by: Mrs. Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:52 PM (2SdPm)

180 Do your naps have great details of Texas, and less and less to the north of the Red River? Kansas is probably rendered as a blank wasteland on your maps.

And I'm OK with that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

I just a piece of notebook paper with a red line about a third way up from bottom.
Below says Texas
Above says Idiots.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:52 PM (yrol0)

181 Chicken in milk

Would you mind elaborating on this?

I recognize the ingredients but haven't heard of this combination.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (QU5/8)

182 Hey, quick tip on curing the "fire mouth":

Hot water. Rinse your mouth with hot water. Then rinse with cold water. Works much better than milk, or any other method out there.

Sounds weird, but it really works.

Posted by: SARDiver at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (s0DTB)

183 I've been in a spice store that had a hot sauce they required people to sign a waiver before they could taste it.
I'm not sure sauce is quite the right name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (eGTCV)

184 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good afternoon! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

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🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (u82oZ)

185 Are you referring to the chicken? Green wit a touch of bloat? Almost requires the really hot sauce.
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 04:48 PM (bzrNB)
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We've worked very hard to teach Boy F. good food sanitation. ...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (EZebt)

186 Hi Ben Had, and Nurse,

And a heartfelt "meh" to CBD.

Posted by: Mrs. Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (2SdPm)

187 Its a terrible long boring boorish bad book but Guns, Germs, and Steel is worth reading.
------------------

It's a long apologia for why *ahem* some backward people are backward. Nothing to do with them, of course; it was all luck of the draw, per Jared Diamond.

And Dr. Leonard Jeffries uses pretty much the same descriptions but divides people into Sun vs Ice People. (and he has a lot of other "theories" too)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:54 PM (ECHWI)

188 OT but I have my mandatory annual state sexual harassment training in my other ear.

Saying "OK Boomer" to me is harassment you savages.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:55 PM (EZebt)

189 You do have some good ... stories. Did you know SMH, since you were both in Hawaii?

-- cab driver in Istanbul joke, just the punchline.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

Norm McDonald Uncle Joke!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:55 PM (yrol0)

190 banana Dream & Tonypete

My wife's top spice ceiling is in the sub-sub-sub-sub basement for normals. Sometimes it is a real challenge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

191 Its a terrible long boring boorish bad book but Guns, Germs, and Steel is worth reading.
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It's a long apologia for why *ahem* some backward people are backward. Nothing to do with them, of course; it was all luck of the draw, per Jared Diamond.

And there is also the evolutionary theory that pushes r/K strategies - which amounts to the same description as Jeffries and Diamond.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM (ECHWI)

192 I recommend Elijahs Extreme Reaper Sauce, which has black cherries, cranberries and bourbon to add flavor, complexity and sweetness to the heat.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM (L9P9s)

193 Oh, I love rice and beans. I just had never heard that particular name for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Q9lwr)

I have a can of Margaret Holmes Hoppin' John here, and it's blackeyed peas, peppers, and onions. Good stuff, made in South Ca'lina.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM (P3gRi)

194 /off sock.

Sigh. Nothing like a little holiday weirdness from me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM (2SdPm)

195 rhennigantx

You are not wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM (u82oZ)

196 FenSon also ordered these disgusting sounding potato chips that claim they're made out of blowfish (isn't that a poisonous thing?
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Only part of the blowfish is poisonous. Japanese chefs prepping it (I think that they have to be licensed to do so) leave just a little bit of the toxin (tetrodotoxin, IIRC), just enough to numb the lips a bit. You hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (fA4ZP)

197 Popcorn.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (0OP+5)

198 nurse, that is so kind but I can't hold a candle to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (HOAaW)

199
Saying "OK Boomer" to me is harassment you savages.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:55 PM (EZebt)
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Just remember, "OK Boomer" was invented by Tide Pod generation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (2SdPm)

200 Fried rice is always better with hot sauce.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (/TTi/)

201 The only thing I've ever found to tame a fiery mouth is a couple bites of an apple. No milk, water or any other cure has ever worked for me. No clue why.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (+ya+t)

202 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Heat your Dutch oven, add some olive oil and two heads of garlic you've cut in half. Brown. Then take a whole chicken that's been peppered and salted and brown on both sides. Add a bunch of fresh sage and lemon rind and a flip of ground chili paste. Add six cups of milk. Put in the oven for theee hours, turning the chicken every hour. Milk will make curds. This is necessary.

Serve with noodles and a tart salad.

You're welcome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (U2p+3)

203
And a heartfelt "meh" to CBD.
Posted by: Mrs. Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (2SdPm)

That's so much better than lifting a leg and pharting when someone you dislike enters the room. Service connected IBS has really enabled an advanced communication capabiliy.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 05, 2021 04:58 PM (IJES/)

204 And Dr. Leonard Jeffries uses pretty much the same descriptions but divides people into Sun vs Ice People. (and he has a lot of other "theories" too)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:54 PM (ECHWI)

I hate those Ice Backs!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:58 PM (yrol0)

205 I like fairly hot peppers but not into hot sauce

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 04:58 PM (2JoB8)

206 Thanks. That sounds pretty good alright.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (QU5/8)

207 "Bob Dole, American Hero, has died."

FBD. He was one of the earlier examples of everything that was, and still is, wrong with the GOPe. Gingrich rightly labeled him "the tax collector for the welfare state". Good riddance

Posted by: cool breeze at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (UGKMd)

208 Serve with noodles and a tart salad.

Posted by: nurse ratched

How many tarts do I have to capture and clean for a decent sized salad?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (mD/uy)

209 olddog, I just mix a good spicy brown mustard with extra hot horseradish.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 04:52
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Pretty sure I've tried that but wasn't quite what I was wanting. Will have to try again. I think the guy that went out of biz ordered his hot mustard from supplier in Chicago. Haven't been able to track it down.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (ju2Fy)

210 188 OT but I have my mandatory annual state sexual harassment training in my other ear.

Saying "OK Boomer" to me is harassment you savages.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2021 04:55 PM (EZebt)

I remember good old days when we could sexually harass women without any fucking training!!

It was a natural skillset.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (yrol0)

211 I need a new keyboard. The key labels are smeared, and my hunt and peck typng needs clear directions.

Off to change keyboards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

212 Heat your Dutch oven, add some olive oil...

Don't go to urbandictionary for a definition of "Dutch Oven".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (ECHWI)

213 Note to the ladies, if you are cutting up japalenos, wear gloves.

The lovely Mrs. is now a big believer.
Posted by: Tonypete

She learned some new dance moves, huh ?

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (arJlL)

214 I recognize the ingredients but haven't heard of this combination.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (QU5/

Jamie Oliver's Chicken in Milk recipe (it's great):

https://tinyurl.com/2ftark7u

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (Q9lwr)

215
Scarola e fagioli in our house.
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A Christmas Story

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2021 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

216 Serve with noodles and a tart salad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 04:57 PM (U2p+3)

Hussy salad is better with chicken.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 05:00 PM (Q9lwr)

217 Obligatory:

https://is.gd/aGFPoV

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (PiwSw)

218 Toured the Alabama in Mobile. They have a submarine there as well. I remember touring many places, long ago, where you could do many things that you can't now. I have pictures of me harassing gargoyles on the roof of the Notre Dame. Remember getting in the tanks at the Patton Museum and traversing artillery pieces. Got to be just one of the herd now.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (AmoqO)

219 She learned some new dance moves, huh ?
Posted by: JT

Me: "Babe, you should get that looked at."

Her: "NOT FUNNY!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (mD/uy)

220 I'm thinking of creating a new pepper sauce and calling it "Macho Man Sauce." It will also be marketed as a sex lubricant.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (BPuaD)

221 CBD,
I add much more garlic and sage and milk.

I skip the cinnamon
Mine is better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (U2p+3)

222 And a heartfelt "meh" to CBD.

Posted by: Mrs. Diogenes at December 05, 2021 04:53 PM (2SdPm)

Wait...what?

I've never even met you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (Q9lwr)

223 I once managed to get 100 extra hot wings.
You could only eat about 3 to 5 then you had to wait a few minutes when the addiction they created forced you to eat another 3 to 5.

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2021 05:02 PM (X5CsJ)

224 My wife found a mashed potatoes recipe with chip dip.

I like chip dip and I have to say it was pretty good in the potatoes.

Maybe hot chip dip then?

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2021 05:02 PM (XHhHI)

225 Serve with noodles and a tart salad.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Damn a tart salad would cost about 25 times 2 so five carry the 1 50 fucking dollars

Im in!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:02 PM (yrol0)

226 193 Oh, I love rice and beans. I just had never heard that particular name for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Q9lwr)

I have a can of Margaret Holmes Hoppin' John here, and it's blackeyed peas, peppers, and onions. Good stuff, made in South Ca'lina.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 04:56 PM
New Years Day, pork of some kind, rice, with beans (I prefer butterpeas and stewed okra), collards, and cornbread. Of course there is the buttermilk, cane syrup, and black coffee. Naturally whiskey is a big part of the meal. In South Carolina this is a big deal.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:02 PM (0OP+5)

227 The prestigious Guaranteed Rate Bowl.
...formerly known as the Copper Bowl; then the Insight Bowl; then the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl; then the Cactus Bowl.

Posted by: SMOD at December 05, 2021 05:03 PM (X5CsJ)

228 How many tarts do I have to capture and clean for a decent sized salad?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 04:59 PM (mD/uy)

Waive a $20 in town, and you should get enough. Check for ripeness, however.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:04 PM (SH2Zi)

229 I have already cut up my Anaheim and Jalape�os, washed hands numerous times, rubbed a eye and got burning sensation.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 05:04 PM (2JoB8)

230 225 Serve with noodles and a tart salad.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Damn a tart salad would cost about 25 times 2 so five carry the 1 50 fucking dollars

Im in!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:02 PM (yrol0)

Tart Salad? $20, same as in town...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2021 05:04 PM (oHd/0)

231 Me: "Babe, you should get that looked at."

Her: "NOT FUNNY!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (mD/uy)

So cousin had GF that did that. He let me pour milk over your pussy. She strips and gets in tub and he proceeds to pour a gallon over her.

She says no relief.

He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:05 PM (yrol0)

232 Not technically hot sauce... we use Zatarain's Crab and Crayfish Boil in some sauces like gumbo roux and spaghetti sauce. The one we use is a liquid and gives a little bite to the sauce, not much, but enough to tell. As the name suggests it's originally for seafood boils to add zest. A tablespoon or two is what we typically use.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2021 05:06 PM (BFigT)

233
He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:05 PM

Strangest 'Food Thread' entry ever.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 05, 2021 05:07 PM (dQvv7)

234 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 05:01 PM (U2p+3)

Whose recipe is it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 05:07 PM (Q9lwr)

235 So cousin had GF that did that. He let me pour milk over your pussy. She strips and gets in tub and he proceeds to pour a gallon over her.

She says no relief.

He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Pretty sure that story will not be told at any anniversary party.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:08 PM (mD/uy)

236 Typical dipping sauce is mayo, BBQ sauce or ketchup and hot sauce. I will also try to use different things like mustard or Worcestershire sauce.
I try to change it around depending on what I am in the mood for.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 04:33 PM (mcfjc)

Yup....I like to add a dash of dill relish and salt and pepper too.

Great for everything.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2021 05:08 PM (R/m4+)

237 thanks for the recipe, nurse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:08 PM (2SdPm)

238 He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:05 PM

Strangest 'Food Thread' entry ever.

If he ate it, it should count.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 05, 2021 05:08 PM (SchxB)

239 How many tarts do I have to capture and clean for a decent sized salad?
Posted by: Tonypete

How many noodles?

Or my preference. What's the limit?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:09 PM (bzrNB)

240 Nurse, I forgot to ask, what kind of noodles?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:09 PM (2SdPm)

241 He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.

Uh... hmmm.. *looks away* One of the weirder things I've read here.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:10 PM (nxdel)

242 I just knew CBD was going to food shame somebody.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 05:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

243 I have already cut up my Anaheim and Jalapenos, washed hands numerous times, rubbed a eye and got burning sensation.
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Those oils don't wash off easy. I think they soak into your skin.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 05:10 PM (+ya+t)

244 I've started watching an episode of The Great Canadian Baking Show.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 05:10 PM (eGTCV)

245 Pretty sure that story will not be told at any anniversary party.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:08 PM (mD/uy)

NOTE: I did not say wife.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:10 PM (yrol0)

246 That Weasel sure is a wacky funster!

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2021 05:11 PM (0IeYL)

247 Uh... hmmm.. *looks away* One of the weirder things I've read here.
Posted by: Jewells45

Which is truly saying something. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (mD/uy)

248 I'm not bad with meat but I suck at sides.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (eGTCV)

249 That Weasel sure is a wacky funster!
Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2021 05:11 PM (0IeYL)
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Hail weasel, master of the two minute meal!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (2SdPm)

250 Thanks for another great cooking thread, CBD!

There is no way in hell I am getting anywhere near that ghost pepper sauce. Have some milk at the ready so you can attempt to save your taste buds after sampling that Satan's brew.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (rwusL)

251 I'm not bad with meat but I suck at sides.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (eGTCV)

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kumala at December 05, 2021 05:13 PM (SH2Zi)

252 The Food Lion here is has got a deal on pork butts for $1/lb so I grabbed a couple of them yesterday and baked one of them today with the other going into the freezer. I coated it in multiple powders (garlic, chili, and cumin), wrapped it up in aluminum foil, and threw it into the oven at 350. Turned out great. I'm nomming it as I type this.

Regarding hot sauce: I literally-literally purchase Frank's by the gallon for dumping upon everything. Recently, I found that it works well mixed with honey mustard. I also have Tabasco for special occasions (e.g., Bloody Marys) and Dave's Gourmet Insanity ghost pepper sauce as a "food additive" for spicing up large meals (e.g., vats of pork 'n beans).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 05, 2021 05:13 PM (DTX3h)

253 Which is truly saying something. . .

IKR? I mean the bar is pretty damn high!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)

254 239 How many tarts do I have to capture and clean for a decent sized salad?
Posted by: Tonypete

How many noodles?

Or my preference. What's the limit?
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:09 PM (bzrNB)

Limits. You can keep a maximum of 3 tarts per angler per day. All of the tarts you choose to keep must measure between 60-68 inches. As we mentioned above, you can keep one tart measuring over 68 inches per year with your tart Tag.

Rules and regulations related to size and harvesting can change regularly.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:13 PM (yrol0)

255 Wassup? I haven't has any food since this morning. Starting to feel delirious.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

256 Wear mortuary gloves when cutting up peppers and cooking chowchow. And remove contacts before you begin.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:14 PM (0OP+5)

257 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:12 PM (2SdPm)
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Howdy blake! What's cookin?

Get it? I said what's cookin' - in the Food Thread!

Hahahahaha!
I crack myself up.

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2021 05:14 PM (0IeYL)

258 Rules and regulations related to size and harvesting can change regularly.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:13 PM (yrol0)

You do not want to keep the fin-clipped.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:15 PM (SH2Zi)

259 f'd are you still sick?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:15 PM (nxdel)

260 So at my local hangout we have this hotsause for the fresh cicerones.

It looks like those old fashions quarts transmission and read oil quart bottles.

It is from Monterrey. Prolly recycled gear oil bottles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:16 PM (yrol0)

261 " f'd are you still sick?
Posted by: Jewells45 "

No just hungry. Too tired to eat. Not to drink though.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:17 PM (Tnijr)

262 He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:05 PM

I will point out I had nothing to do with the typing of that entry.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:17 PM (bzrNB)

263 Kitchen inspired horde, I need recipes. One of my former students just presented me with two ounces of saffron, and while I over the moon at such a luxurious gift, I am terrified of using it. So any suggestions from you fine folks would be wonderful!

Posted by: Moki at December 05, 2021 05:18 PM (JrN/x)

264 Oh, and the last gallon jug of Texas Pete I bought was awful as it was very watered down. I'll be avoiding that in the future.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 05, 2021 05:18 PM (DTX3h)

265 I watch a lot of cooking shows but I don't care to cook.
I'm confused.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 05, 2021 05:18 PM (eGTCV)

266 CBD is without a doubt a great cook but I despair at his lack of tales of cooking Mexican cuisine.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:19 PM (HOAaW)

267 263 Kitchen inspired horde, I need recipes. One of my former students just presented me with two ounces of saffron, and while I over the moon at such a luxurious gift, I am terrified of using it. So any suggestions from you fine folks would be wonderful!

Posted by: Moki at December 05, 2021 05:18 PM
Mix it with milk and pour it over...no wait.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:19 PM (0OP+5)

268 Wow Moki, that is quite a gift. Glad it was not me that got it as I have zero appreciation for that particular spice.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 05:20 PM (3cGpq)

269 but this was the one that caught my eye, and will probably be the death of me.

Pfft: https://tinyurl.com/y4pqcjlf

more later, some not so pleasant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:20 PM (WD9ZA)

270 I'm watching a Shirley Temple movie and it's pretty good. Maybe it's dementia.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)

271 PS I thot of that as today is his Bday.

He is really more like a Bro than a Cous.

Happy Bday Bro!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:21 PM (yrol0)

272 Mike Hammer. Good to see ya man! Wack any commies today?

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:22 PM (Tnijr)

273 Too tired to eat. Not to drink though.

Word!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2021 05:22 PM (BFigT)

274 Mix it with milk and pour it over...no wait.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:19 PM (0OP+5)

I didn't read upthread so I don't know what this means. Do I dare?

Posted by: Moki at December 05, 2021 05:23 PM (JrN/x)

275 "Kitchen inspired horde, I need recipes. One of my former students just presented me with two ounces of saffron, and while I over the moon at such a luxurious gift, I am terrified of using it. So any suggestions from you fine folks would be wonderful!"

Saffron risotto!

Posted by: Brett at December 05, 2021 05:23 PM (Zni+K)

276 Moki, chicken liver/saffron risotto.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:23 PM (HOAaW)

277 two ounces of saffron

Paella. Lobster risotto. Tagine chicken.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:23 PM (bzrNB)

278 Hot sauce...
I use it on my ribs to offset the sweet.
I like it in rice dishes, in potato scrambles. Gumbo, chili, stews...
Hot wings, or deep fried anything can get some sauce...
I know I'm leaving a bunch out but that's what breezed through my head when I read the post.

Posted by: Inogame at December 05, 2021 05:25 PM (NsDVl)

279 I should try to get in the habit of using those nitrile gloves for food prep. I don't handle spicy peppers much and have never had a problem when I do slice and dice a few, but I don't like it when my hands smell like onions or whatever the rest of the day.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 05:25 PM (3cGpq)

280 I watch a lot of cooking shows but I don't care to cook.
I'm confused.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Funny. I cannot imagine anybody says this about porn.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:25 PM (bzrNB)

281 Whose recipe is it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Mine, mostly. Eating now. Needs a little more salt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 05:26 PM (U2p+3)

282 What's that old joke punchline; "you don't come here for the fishing"?

You don't eat for the food.

I've never comprehended people purposefully sticking something painful in their mouth and then swallowing it.

Also I'm not all that familiar with the results but doesn't hot sauce hurt going in AND coming out? That's been my experience anyway.

I wouldn't want to accuse you of any masochistic tendencies but you do have at least some sado (self) masochistic tendencies if that is your idea of a good time eatin'. What's strange is that most of the places that enjoy hot spicy food are located in hot spicy areas. Then too they tend to have not spicy women. So I guess that could balance things. Not for me tho. You can have my share.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:26 PM (iDOB7)

283 Kitchen inspired horde, I need recipes.
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Paella?

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 05:26 PM (+ya+t)

284 Whose recipe is it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 05:07 PM (Q9lwr)

I thot I explained, my cousins!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:27 PM (yrol0)

285 Gonna braise some chops in wine and garlic. I'd prefer to pan fry them but daughter wants to try new recipe. She's really stepping up in the kitchen so try to encourage her.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 05:28 PM (ju2Fy)

286 ha

"Let's Go Brandon" store has just opened up in North Attleborough, Massachusetts, selling merchandise with the anti-Biden slogan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:28 PM (yrol0)

287 274 Mix it with milk and pour it over...no wait.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:19 PM (0OP+5)

I didn't read upthread so I don't know what this means. Do I dare?

Posted by: Moki at December 05, 2021 05:23 PM

umm, rhennigantx @ 231. drops keyboard and runs off the porch.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:29 PM (0OP+5)

288 And Dr. Leonard Jeffries uses pretty much the same descriptions but divides people into Sun vs Ice People. (and he has a lot of other "theories" too)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 05, 2021 04:54 PM (ECHWI)

A lot of the things that Jeffries said that got him kicked out of academics for, today, would get you kicked out for not saying.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 05:29 PM (XXeDg)

289 240 Nurse, I forgot to ask, what kind of noodles?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Anything you have on hand. Doesn't matter.

Rice spiked with turmeric would also be good. And beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 05:29 PM (U2p+3)

290 Hot sauce in large quantities and a septic system is really a recipe for an expensive disaster.

Or a new toilet.

Or both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2021 05:29 PM (BFigT)

291 "Also I'm not all that familiar with the results but doesn't hot sauce hurt going in AND coming out? "

I've never had that problem. I like hot sauce to have some taste though and not be just hot.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

292 I've been making my own BBQ sauce and I have to split the batches because my wife also believes 2 flakes of pepper is too hot for her delicate taste buds...

Anyway... In Friday's batch I put a heaping teaspoon of ground chipotle into 12oz of the BBQ and simmered it for 15 mins (after a 45 min simmer for the other 1/2 of the batch).
The chipotle adds a follow-on heat that is quite tasty without a lot of drama.
Tried it on chicken wings, both the BIL and I thought it was just right.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 05:30 PM (iMZHt)

293 Dr. Vivek Murthy told CBSs Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan that fully vaccinated and *boosted people* need to get tested regularly and wear masks indoors in order to enjoy the Christmas holiday.

hell no
fuck no
no fucking way
fuck you

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:30 PM (yrol0)

294 We spicy eaters just have different taste buds. Don't be a spiceist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2021 05:31 PM (r5BVk)

295 I think it was that eight ball he had behind the school that morning. That'll bind you right up. Either that or Mom's cooking.

And what the heck is that? cereal AND eggs and bacon and toast?

I'm surprised the kid isn't a big ol' butterball. No wonder his stomach isn't working right.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:32 PM (iDOB7)

296 It happened one evening here, wel, not on a food thread but at AoSHq someone had pepper burns, everyone was saying milk but wife told me yogurt is better as it's more solid so won't just run off.
I don't think anyone believed me.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 05:32 PM (2JoB8)

297 "Let's Go Brandon" store has just opened up in North Attleborough, Massachusetts, selling merchandise with the anti-Biden slogan.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:28 PM (yrol0)

I bought a "Let's Go Brandon" T-shirt, with "Impeach 46" on the back. It has attracted a lot of favorable comments, and I have seen nary a scowl or raised finger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:32 PM (P3gRi)

298 Daughter and I have made our last sourdough loaf in this house. I think this is the best yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

299 It happened one evening here, wel, not on a food thread but at AoSHq someone had pepper burns, everyone was saying milk but wife told me yogurt is better as it's more solid so won't just run off.
I don't think anyone believed me.

Would have made rhennigantx cousins's story even better. And more cultured.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:34 PM (bzrNB)

300 294 We spicy eaters just have different taste buds. Don't be a spiceist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2021 05:31 PM
Spice must flow. Regardless who gets burned.
A. Worm

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:34 PM (0OP+5)

301 SO basically CRT:

Jeffries has been one of the foremost proponents that melanin levels affect the psyche of people, and that melanin allows black people to negotiate the vibrations of the universe and to deal with the ultraviolet rays of the sun.

According to Jeffries, whytes are ice people who are violent and cruel, while blacks are sun people who are compassionate and peaceful.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (yrol0)

302 FFS sometimes I'm so dumb I scare myself.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (nxdel)

303 BF texted to say his wife has the flu. Not Covid. She got flu shot month ago and is tripled vaxxed. Can't win for losing, I guess.

I offered to bring some chicken soup over but he doesn't want me to get something and bring it home to wife.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (ju2Fy)

304 Would have made rhennigantx cousins's story even better. And more cultured.
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:34 PM (bzrNB)

Wouldn't putting yogurt "down there" risk starting an infection?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (P3gRi)

305 I thought bread was the go to food to ease the burn?

Well see right there having to have a special food available so you can eat another type of food.

I'll stick with my bland ol' Scandinavian meals. I'll have soup if I want to warm my insides.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (iDOB7)

306 I bought a "Let's Go Brandon" T-shirt, with "Impeach 46" on the back. It has attracted a lot of favorable comments, and I have seen nary a scowl or raised finger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:32 PM (P3gRi)

I have about 3 or 4 LGB shirts

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (yrol0)

307 Disclose.tv at_disclosetv

NEW - Austria: Unvaccinated will be formally asked to get vaccinated starting February 15; those who fail to comply one month later will face penalties - draft law.

Penalties for non-compliance: 600 euros every 3 months. Maximum penalty 3,600 euros. Failure to pay will result in substitute prison sentences.

1:22 PM - Dec 5, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3pnxcmE

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (Do5/p)

308 I should try to get in the habit of using those nitrile gloves for food prep. I don't handle spicy peppers much and have never had a problem when I do slice and dice a few, but I don't like it when my hands smell like onions or whatever the rest of the day.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 05:25 PM (3cGpq)

Good luck finding them. I used them all the time. In the shop. In the kitchen. 200 were $10 at Sam's.

IF I can find them, they're double the price and they suck.

Posted by: Golfman at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (0hCcA)

309 Grew 110 pepper plants last season. Have a group of friend who share a carry-in at our local pub Sunday afternoons. Its our "pepper gathering" We likey spicey!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (TRGyz)

310 "According to Jeffries, whytes are ice people who are violent and cruel, while blacks are sun people who are compassionate and peaceful."

I'm picking up goot vibrations

Posted by: The Bleached Boys at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (Tnijr)

311 I knew a lady who put hot sauce on EVERYTHING she ate. Ended up getting rushed to the hospital with pancreatitis.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (mNhhD)

312
Penalties for non-compliance: 600 euros every 3 months. Maximum penalty 3,600 euros. Failure to pay will result in substitute prison sentences.

1:22 PM - Dec 5, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3pnxcmE
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (Do5/p)

Tyranny.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

313 I knew a lady who put hot sauce on EVERYTHING she ate. Ended up getting rushed to the hospital with pancreatitis.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (mNhhD)

Hillary?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

314 According to Jeffries, whytes are ice people who are violent and cruel, while blacks are sun people who are compassionate and peaceful.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (yrol0)

Pounds butt of spear on dirt, shouts, "Goolaroolonga! goolaroolonga!"

Posted by: A pygmy at December 05, 2021 05:39 PM (P3gRi)

315 ha!

CNNS Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter asked his panel a question that we all know the answer to on Sunday,

wait

wait for it

wait

has CNN lost trust?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:39 PM (yrol0)

316 Jeffries sounds like a nut. But there is the thing where in the tropics food is always available. Rather lends itself to a don't worry be happy mon, culture vs living where the growing season is less than half the year.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 05:39 PM (3cGpq)

317 Hillary?
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:39 PM (yrol0)

318 FFS sometimes I'm so dumb I scare myself.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (nxdel)

I have this affliction as well.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

319 >>> 314 According to Jeffries, whytes are ice people who are violent and cruel, while blacks are sun people who are compassionate and peaceful.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:35 PM (yrol0)

Pounds butt of spear on dirt, shouts, "Goolaroolonga! goolaroolonga!"
Posted by: A pygmy at December 05, 2021 05:39 PM (P3gRi)

"peaceful"? Give us your man card, Jeffries.

Posted by: Mau Mau at December 05, 2021 05:40 PM (llON8)

320 Big error- only made one batch of jalapeno/cheeses cornbread.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:40 PM (HOAaW)

321 Penalties for non-compliance: 600 euros every 3 months. Maximum penalty 3,600 euros. Failure to pay will result in substitute prison sentences.

1:22 PM - Dec 5, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3pnxcmE
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM (Do5/p)

Chancellor and both resigned suddenly this week. Wouldn't be surprised to see changes real quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (P3gRi)

322 Dr. Vivek Murthy told CBSs Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan that fully vaccinated and *boosted people* need to get tested regularly and wear masks indoors in order to enjoy the Christmas holiday.

Then what the fuck is the point of the vaccine?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

323 doh! "and Finance Minister"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (P3gRi)

324 308 I should try to get in the habit of using those nitrile gloves for food prep. I don't handle spicy peppers much and have never had a problem when I do slice and dice a few, but I don't like it when my hands smell like onions or whatever the rest of the day.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 05:25 PM (3cGpq)
Good luck finding them. I used them all the time. In the shop. In the kitchen. 200 were $10 at Sam's.
IF I can find them, they're double the price and they suck.

Posted by: Golfman at December 05, 2021 05:36 PM
Most PPE like gloves, gowns, masks are made in chyna, same fcuks that gave us the flu, getting richer off merchandising PPE.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (0OP+5)

325 Big error- only made one batch of jalapeno/cheeses cornbread.
Posted by: Ben Had

I felt the same way because we only doubled the 'creamy corn bread' recipe for T day and that resulted in barely a cup of leftover.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (iMZHt)

326 Then what the fuck is the point of the vaccine?
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Ca CHING

Posted by: Pfizer at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (yrol0)

327 I knew a lady who put hot sauce on EVERYTHING she ate. Ended up getting rushed to the hospital with pancreatitis.

Okay. Classic limerick material. Where's Muldoon?

There was once was a case of pancreatitis......

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (bzrNB)

328 Sriracha or Fly by Jing with ramen.

Crystal with red beans and rice and gumbo.

Calabrian Hot Spread Sauce with Italian food and quiche.

Posted by: jix at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (DU7iZ)

329 I knew a lady who put hot sauce on EVERYTHING she ate. Ended up getting rushed to the hospital with pancreatitis.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 05, 2021 05:38 PM

The old lady from the Frank's RedHot commercials? She put that shit on everything.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (Do5/p)

330 >>> It happened one evening here, wel, not on a food thread but at AoSHq someone had pepper burns, everyone was saying milk but wife told me yogurt is better as it's more solid so won't just run off.
I don't think anyone believed me.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2021 05:32 PM (2JoB

Buttermilk is supposed to be good. That's what they used on that youtube series. Like I said, I don't actually have any problems eating it.

My last adventure was when I went to a thai place and ordered Nuclear Chicken, how spicy? they asked, thai spicy I answered with a steely look. It was so good. It was flaming hot and had flavors of a garam masala. Set my mouth on fire for hours, and it tasted really good. Later that night ... it was like those times when you drank too much, like obviously too much because whatever blessed digestive trigger that causes you to expel enough alcohol to keep you from dying already happened a few times, ... and you're just sitting there with your buddy the toilet ... that's your night. Well, this was the same but with spicy food and I've never pushed it since. Horrible night.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (XXeDg)

331 Sponge I don't believe that for a minute!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (nxdel)

332 I'll be damned if I ever go to jail for not getting a vax. It ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (Tnijr)

333 When I was about three, my mom took me with her to lunch with friends at a Mexican joint. As I slid into the booth I saw a bowl of what appeared to my young self to be pickles. They were not pickles. Took me years to develop a taste for spicy after that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (kTF2Z)

334 320 Big error- only made one batch of jalapeno/cheeses cornbread.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:40 PM (HOAaW)

So I now make about 2 or 3 batches of cornbread dressing. Divide and freeze. TADA thaw and bake.

happy!

Posted by: Pfizer at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (yrol0)

335 >>> 322 Dr. Vivek Murthy told CBSs Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan that fully vaccinated and *boosted people* need to get tested regularly and wear masks indoors in order to enjoy the Christmas holiday.

Then what the fuck is the point of the vaccine?
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Amongst others... the cult freaks want you to join them by performing the rituals of their cult.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (llON8)

336 Then what the fuck is the point of the vaccine?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Control and punishing political enemies.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (SH2Zi)

337 They keep pushing those mandatory shots all the while more evidence is showing up how many people are having bad reactions up to and including death.

Athletes are dropping like flies on or off the playing field/floor.

And they still are denying that anything is wrong. It's not just the media altho they're making it impossible to get thru the Drs. and such swearing everything is okay.

More research showing that the vaccine causes the heart problems and that if vaxxed during 1st 20 weeks of a pregnancy will result in a miscarriage. And to top it off the vaxx will also affect the reproductive system both male and female.

I suspect some folks are correct in that if not enough get the vaxx they will unleash small pox because that has a record and the courts will go along with mandatory shots then. And who knows what else they will put into the brew they inject.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (iDOB7)

338 Sponge I don't believe that for a minute!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:42 PM (nxdel)

It's true. Pisses me off when it rears its ugly head as well.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I've always wanted to trademark a hot sauce name , The hinges of HELL'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:44 PM (GBHAb)

340 Chancellor and both resigned suddenly this week. Wouldn't be surprised to see changes real quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM

Or it could be a case like New York, where they pushed out Cuomo in order to have the new bitch Governor enact even more tyrannical policies.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (Do5/p)

341 More research showing that the vaccine causes the heart problems and that if vaxxed during 1st 20 weeks of a pregnancy will result in a miscarriage. And to top it off the vaxx will also affect the reproductive system both male and female.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (iDOB7)

Twitter Slaps American Heart Association Journal Article on mRNA Vaccines with Misinformation Warning Label

https://tinyurl.com/43m9haem

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (SH2Zi)

342
Control and punishing political enemies.
Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:43 PM (SH2Zi)

Rand Paul was on Crowder last week and he said that, basically. They also have a delta variant vaccine that they've been testing for months. He certainly hopes the government isn't waiting to use it because they bought all the old vaccines and want to use that up before giving people something that might actually be better for them.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

343 We're living in a bad dystopian movie. Where the bad guys are the FedGov and the Drug makers.

Where's/who is our hero/heroine?

One would hope it would be a polticians but either they're in on it and are agreeable or they're chickenshit and hoping to escape the coming die offs.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (iDOB7)

344 I've always wanted to trademark a hot sauce name , The hinges of HELL'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:44 PM (GBHAb)

How is the head, Mike?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (P3gRi)

345 339 I've always wanted to trademark a hot sauce name , The hinges of HELL'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:44 PM (GBHAb)

I was thinking Asshole Wrecker!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (yrol0)

346 Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:44 PM (GBHAb)

DooD!

You ok?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

347 I've always wanted to trademark a hot sauce name , The hinges of HELL'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 05:44 PM

How about H.O.T. Sauce. (Hell On Tongue)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:46 PM (Do5/p)

348 I went to a thai place and ordered Nuclear Chicken, how spicy? they asked, thai spicy I answered with a steely look.
Posted by: banana Dream

heh, heh, heh... When I go to a new Thai place I always ask for their 'hot' level. The next time I ask for one above that (they usually have 5 levels). The 4 level is usually just fine by me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 05:46 PM (iMZHt)

349 There is a Monglian barbecue place near here where you fix your plate with raw ingredients from the buffet bar thing and then they cook it on their big round grill. They have some hot sauce there you can just wave the spoon under your nose and that's just about enough.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

350 Took me years to develop a taste for spicy after that.

Was with my BF a few years ago and we went to some restaurant where they had different meats and veggies and a tray of sauces. Not knowing I dipped a spoon into the wasabi sauce and swallowed the whole thing. My friend tried desperately to stop me a split second before. I couldn't breathe for about 20 minutes. lmao! The look on her face!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 05, 2021 05:47 PM (nxdel)

351 "Chernobyl Glow" would be a good hot sauce name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:47 PM (P3gRi)

352 Last of WWII Band of Brothers Officer Edward Shames Dies at 99.

RIP

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05:47 PM (yrol0)

353 20 Which brings me to the question of the day: What do you eat hot sauce with?

I put that sh!t on everything.

----
We do as well.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 05:47 PM (qfLjt)

354

Then what the fuck is the point of the vaccine?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 05, 2021 05:41 PM

Just as 'global warming' is political science and not actual science, covid vaccination is now political science and not actual science.

The medical industry, not content with 15% of GDP prior to Obamacare, which sent them to 18% of GDP, now are prepared to shoot for more then 20% of GDP - if they can keep the terror level high enough in the coming months.

Hold onto your purses and wallets, they're coming for them.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 05, 2021 05:48 PM (dQvv7)

355 Mike Hammer is in da house!! So good to see ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:49 PM (HOAaW)

356 I don't put hot sauce on anything. As a former New Mexican, I want my spice to come from things I cook with. Like green chilis.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 05, 2021 05:49 PM (5SzKU)

357 Good afternoon, Horde.

Those mashed potatoes look delicious.

Now I want mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2021 05:49 PM (+4oV5)

358 Twitter Slaps American Heart Association Journal Article on mRNA Vaccines with Misinformation Warning Label

https://tinyurl.com/43m9haem

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM

From your link: Over the summer, my nephew's best friend, age 34, died suddenly after receiving his second dose of Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine. Ironically, his pregnant wife had pressured him into getting the vaccine so he would be a healthy dad to their soon-to-be-born child.

And this is why I am actually thankful my life turned out how it did and I never married or had kids. I would never agree to a request from my wife or anyone to get the "vaccines". And that would likely be the end of my marriage. As it is, I am free to make my own choices without harassment.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 05, 2021 05:49 PM (Do5/p)

359 There is a Monglian barbecue place near here where you fix your plate with raw ingredients from the buffet bar thing and then they cook it on their big round grill. They have some hot sauce there you can just wave the spoon under your nose and that's just about enough.
Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

There used to be one of those at Jantzen Beach, near Portland, OR. The chefs were star performers. They'd flip the meals, and pirouette wit the plates. It was like circus acrobats. Food was good, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:49 PM (P3gRi)

360 Take a bite or two of an apple for a mouth on fire. It works for me.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 05:50 PM (+ya+t)

361 >>> "Chernobyl Glow" would be a good hot sauce name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 05:47 PM (P3gRi)

The hot sauce naming convention requires a reference to your butt. Ass, anus, butt, rear, whatever. All the really hot ones require a posterior reference. I remember a decent one called "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally". That passes the naming convention.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 05:50 PM (XXeDg)

362 Only thing I regularly put hot sauce in is buffalo chicken dip. It's super complicated: canned chicken, cream cheese, and hot sauce warmed in the microwave.

A few months ago my dear husband bought the hot sauce and accidentally picked up Fred's Extra Hot. I had to laugh because he is the reason we don't eat painfully spicy foods. Been working through that bottle and enjoying it immensely.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 05, 2021 05:50 PM (YMrAv)

363 Ben Had, have you had a chance to try that chili garlic sauce? Any opinion?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2021 05:51 PM (P4LRL)

364 Okay, why do Montana livestock agents have machine guns?

I think I better start watching this show Yellowstone.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2021 05:51 PM (pTHOC)

365 Maud'dib, I will do better for you next hatch season. I can overnight them.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:51 PM (HOAaW)

366 Had a neighbor who said nothing was too hot for her. I got her an assortment of small bottles in Texas and brought it back. Don't know which one it was but she tried it and was unable to speak a word for several minutes, tried not to admit it either according to the other neighbor.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 05, 2021 05:51 PM (iSbhf)

367 >
I think I better start watching this show Yellowstone.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2021 05:51 PM (pTHOC)

It's awesome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 05, 2021 05:52 PM (5SzKU)

368 >>> Where's/who is our hero/heroine?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:45 PM (iDOB7)

^^^ This

Posted by: Bonnie Tyler at December 05, 2021 05:53 PM (XXeDg)

369 Some of the evidence coming out is directly from stuff Pfizer had to turn over because of a lawsuit and FOIA.

Says they had 1200 deaths in the first 3 months of their testing.

They know what is/will happening and all the stuff that the media is claiming is disinformation coming from actual research Drs. is mostly true.

What shocks me more is how many people are going along with all of this.

And I'm too old to take to the woods and hide out.

I'm thinking I'll go ask the Amish for sanctuary if it gets to be door to door vaxx.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 05:53 PM (iDOB7)

370 Those mashed potatoes look delicious.

Now I want mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Ladyl

Good afternoon - whatever you do, don't ask for milk.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:53 PM (mD/uy)

371 This is food-related, swearsies!

Lady burns pumpkin pie and bitches to Marie Callender's like it's their fault. The Twitter mob turns her into a crispy critter:

https://tinyurl.com/kwwskumz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

372 >>heh, heh, heh... When I go to a new Thai place I always ask for their 'hot' level. The next time I ask for one above that (they usually have 5 levels). The 4 level is usually just fine by me.

Years ago I worked for a company that was founded and staffed mainly by Indians, dot not feather. We were at a trade show in Atlanta and the CEO took us to an Indian restaurant that he knew and got the waiter to let him order off menu.

I have no idea what he ordered, he spoke to the waiter in Indian, but when he ordered the waiter looked at me since I was the only non-Indian and just chuckled. Hottest food I've ever eaten by far. I was sweating, my eyes were watering and I couldn't drink enough water. The rest of them seemed totally unfazed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

373 29 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly
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Is that like an F14 afterburner or the Saturn V booster?

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

374 hogmartin, Not yet but I want to be sure of what I want to use it with before I crack the bottle. I thank you so much for the gift.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (HOAaW)

375 Thanks nurse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:56 PM (2SdPm)

376 I don't think most married people pressure their spouses into getting the Covid shot. They either both agree on taking it or they both agree not to. I have heard of spouses who have both had the shot
And one had a booster and the one with a booster is now petrified on going out and now doesn't want anyone to come to the house for the holidays although the family has all had at least one shot. It is making holiday planning stressful

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 05:57 PM (vXUgI)

377 373 29 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly
-----
Is that like an F14 afterburner or the Saturn V booster?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

They have a warming gel, or so Bod Dole told me.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (AmoqO)

378
Good afternoon - whatever you do, don't ask for milk.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:53 PM (mD/uy)

Only half n half or cream in mashed potatoes!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (+4oV5)

379 I want to be sure of what I want to use it with before I crack the bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (HOAaW)

It'll last forever in the refrigerator. I just put it on chicken. Make sure they're dead first.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (P4LRL)

380 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly

Billary?
Kummala?
Spaski?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (iMZHt)

381 Moki - if you're still here. St. Lucia buns are a popular Scandinavian pastry at Christmastime. They call for saffron.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (45fpk)

382 The hot sauce naming convention requires a reference to your butt. Ass, anus, butt, rear, whatever. All the really hot ones require a posterior reference. I remember a decent one called "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally". That passes the naming convention.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 05:50 PM (XXeDg)
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Chernobyl Flaming Butt Sauce.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (2SdPm)

383 "There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly

They call her Hot Sauce
She's hot and spicy
But twice as nicey
Although she burn me up

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at December 05, 2021 05:59 PM (Tnijr)

384 Only half n half or cream in mashed potatoes!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (+4oV5)

The trick is in the delivery!

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 05:59 PM (bzrNB)

385 Good afternoon - whatever you do, don't ask for milk.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 05:53 PM (mD/uy)

What if you need some for your Snapper Jacks?

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 05:59 PM (SH2Zi)

386 I'd actually feel better if it was all about the profit and the bottom line for the reason they're pushing this vaxx.

I'm afraid there's more to it than just profit and even the political control. This vaxx is bringing a mass murder only not as fast as they usually go.

But the same hysteria is being applied. I'm so glad I live in the rural area of the state. People here get it. No masks, few leftists, no marches, no protests, no riots, 2A is a real right and not just words on a piece of paper. Tried to get right to carry wo license but of course our philly lawyer vetoed it. Claimed it would cost people's lives. What more than Philly which has now reached a record of murders? It's not the guns doing the shooting. And he knows it. I guess this is what gets me that people are bald faced lying about the facts and no one calls them on it.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:00 PM (iDOB7)

387 376-The petrified spouse had a number done on them by the darn media and they only watch the news at 6:00. They are now worried about the moronic variant. As Dennis Prager says, "Fear is a serious problem."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:00 PM (vXUgI)

388 Beans + rice may = complete protein, but it was the concentration of protein + vitamin B12 in animal flesh that enabled hominid brains to grow to their magnificence (since degraded by all sorts of fads). Try getting all your protein from beans and rice, especially as you age. Lotta carbs to burn off and you'll need to find tgat cobalamin somewhere.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:00 PM (KAi1n)

389 I principally use hot sauce with Mexican food. It really does perk up some enchiladas or a plate of refried beans and rice. I like mine mildly hot; "Louisiana Hot Sauce" is my favorite.

In season, I grow peppers that are mildly to fiercely hot. They liven up a chicken or beef stir fry quite nicely. I can't see ghost peppers, though: any vegetable that requires you to wear gloves to handle it, is, in my estimation, good only to leave out for the squirrels. I must confess, I get a kick out seeing one of the little bastards take a bite of one of my really hot peppers, then take off like a rocket.

Posted by: Nemo at December 05, 2021 06:01 PM (S6ArX)

390 hogmartin, I was kinda thinking Argentine shrimp. Good to know it lasts so that I can do both chicken and shrimp.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:01 PM (HOAaW)

391 @382
I wonder if people with hemorrhoids would suffer at both ends.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 05, 2021 06:01 PM (/TTi/)

392 Only one thing I use hot sauce for. Slice leftover steak (yes, that can happen, especially if you plan for it) very thin. Melt chunk of butter in skillet, add Tabasco, Worcester sauce, and sliced steak. Heat meat but don't over cook it. You want some pink still showing. Put hot steak slices on a piece of toast, then spoon some of the seasoned butter, then add second slice of toast. All seasonings to taste.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at December 05, 2021 06:02 PM (j0p94)

393 Mike Hammer. Good to see ya man! Wack any commies today?
Posted by: f'd
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Not so far, but I 've had a conversation with a Ukranian nurse, 'Valentena' who hastes them with a well-reasoned, white-hot passion.

As an aside, I innocently mentioned to one of the male aides here that Valentina Was Certainly an interesting Person. He volunteered in response, that her *husband* also works here...and his name is Igor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 06:02 PM (L47aO)

394 " I don't think most married people pressure their spouses into getting the Covid shot."

Mrs f'd and I never discussed it. No need to. We are not anti-vaccination, just anti-stupid.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at December 05, 2021 06:03 PM (Tnijr)

395 I wonder if people with hemorrhoids would suffer at both ends.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 05, 2021 06:01 PM (/TTi/)

No butt adoubt it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:03 PM (P3gRi)

396 388 Beans + rice may = complete protein, but it was the concentration of protein + vitamin B12 in animal flesh that enabled hominid brains to grow to their magnificence (since degraded by all sorts of fads). Try getting all your protein from beans and rice, especially as you age. Lotta carbs to burn off and you'll need to find tgat cobalamin somewhere.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:00 PM (KAi1n)

Interesting that (ps I am stealing this) in N America that was nothing to domesticate. OK maybe ducks. So all meat protein was hunted which really did not leave to a stable village.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 06:03 PM (yrol0)

397 Ow off digisock

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 06:03 PM (Tnijr)

398 This is food-related, swearsies!

Lady burns pumpkin pie and bitches to Marie Callender's like it's their fault. The Twitter mob turns her into a crispy critter:

https://tinyurl.com/kwwskumz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

Sharon facing pie-shaped aliens: Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

399 Kind of an uninspired supper here, but tasty nonetheless, canned Rhode Island style clam chowder with a generous dash of Tabasco and burgers served in a sub roll broiled with homemade blue cheese spread and mushrooms and shallots sauteed with red wine. Small green salad on the side with a nice cold beer.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2021 06:04 PM (a4EWo)

400 Patriot Front

FEDS

DEM HOAX

BOFF?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 06:05 PM (yrol0)

401 I admit that Bonnie had some pretty good power anthems. 80s man...

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:06 PM (XXeDg)

402 Mike Hammer not sure about money, there are a few lawyers here but lots of guns with all those Russians around.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 05, 2021 06:07 PM (2JoB8)

403 "his name is Igor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

"His Name Is Igor" would be a good name for a novel.

Posted by: f'd at December 05, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

404 DDS, sounds delish to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:07 PM (HOAaW)

405 @398: "Lady burns pumpkin pie and bitches to Marie Callender's like it's their fault. The Twitter mob turns her into a crispy critter:"

Did she remember to take it outta the box before putting it in the oven? That's half the battle for some people.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:08 PM (+WWsf)

406 Nice DDS!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 06:08 PM (mD/uy)

407 Apartheid Alibi

https://tinyurl.com/2dwcrz6z

Coming to a small Dem Run City near you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 06:08 PM (yrol0)

408 Hot sauce (and picante sauce ) helped me learn to like black eye peas in college. They were served at least twice a week at my fraternity house , and I used the sauce to hide the flavor. I've grown to love black eyed peas since then, with or without the hot sauce.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 05, 2021 06:08 PM (d9Cw3)

409 392-That sounds delicious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:10 PM (6vZCa)

410 >>> 379 I want to be sure of what I want to use it with before I crack the bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (HOAaW)

It'll last forever in the refrigerator. I just put it on chicken. Make sure they're dead first.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2021 05:58 PM (P4LRL)

What???! Did you get tired of waiting for the freeloaders to produce?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (llON8)

411 The FedGov likes to make up names for orgs they're trying to imitate that reveal the grift.

Patriot Front.

Now Front has a number of def. and connotations and one of them is an enterprise that is shielding the true organization behind one that looks safe and stable.

So it's a front to patriots. Which means the hidden org are NOT patriots. Or are anti patriot.

Same jacket, same trousers and color, same boots, all carrying a flag. Many of the flags were upside down. And that's an old protest gimmick back in the day as it is an international distress signal for a ship at sea. Yuck yuck. So clever, man.

No prior notice on website not much details or any such info.

It's front for something alright.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (iDOB7)

412 Clarification needed- I-gor or E-gor?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (HOAaW)

413 Speaking of ass-named hot sauces, I seem to recall this one came up on this thread I don't know how many months ago:

Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (ZSK0i)

414 >>>
https://tinyurl.com/kwwskumz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 05:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

Sharon facing pie-shaped aliens: Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.
Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

"How many days did you bake this for?" Is one of the replies. LOL

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:12 PM (XXeDg)

415 Same jacket, same trousers and color, same boots, all carrying a flag. Many of the flags were upside down. And that's an old protest gimmick back in the day as it is an international distress signal for a ship at sea. Yuck yuck. So clever, man.

No prior notice on website not much details or any such info.

It's front for something alright.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (iDOB7)
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Patriot Front

Storm Front?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 06:13 PM (2SdPm)

416 DDS. That is quite a good humble brag. Oh supper was uninspired; I only saut�ed shallots and mushrooms for the burgers in red wine and broiled the sub rolls with homemade blue cheese spread.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2021 06:13 PM (3cGpq)

417 The chicken raiser wars have begun!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (HOAaW)

418 For me, Franks goes on tamales and fried tater burritos. Tabasco goes on nachos and regular burritos sometimes tacos. I make an "Ortea taco sauce clone' that i bottle in small coca cola bottles, process in boiling water bath. Makes good gifts.

Hot sauce name? "Satan's Ball-Sack Sweat" !

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (TRGyz)

419 It doesn't seem like rocket science to bake a Marie Callender's pie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (poMoX)

420 And... since no one has mentioned sous vide in a serious vein:

CDB, I hit the SeriousEats website you mentioned and selected the turkey breast recipe.

Wow, that turned out great. Did the breast at 145 deg. F, panroasted the skin and made the gravy from the breastbones/leftovers. Burp.

In terms of firmness, I think I'll do the next breast at 147 but all in all, 5/5.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

421 Bet that lady used a microwave for the pie.

Sometimes some ingredients will bunch up inside and cause a concentration of the microwaves and heat it far above the rest of the pie.

I've done that with their deluxe pot pies. I learned long ago that if you're not following a recipe and winging it to under time it and then if it's still not done you can estimate how much more time you need. Otherwise stuff gets burned up.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (iDOB7)

422 It doesn't seem like rocket science to bake a Marie Callender's pie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (poMoX)

It does to turn it into another form of matter entirely.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2021 06:15 PM (SH2Zi)

423 I need to find someone I can trade eggs for.... things that are not eggs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:15 PM (llON8)

424 McDonald's tonight in honor of David Frum mocking Trump's regular order on Twitter. Also in honor of last night's long rifle carjackers as discussed in the previous thread. Surprisingly fast service and clean bathroom during rush hour; so good on them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:15 PM (+WWsf)

425 Patriot Front

Storm Front?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 06:13 PM (2SdPm)

The term "front" as a political entity has an immense amount of baggage with it, most of it unsavory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:16 PM (P3gRi)

426 Sure looks like the Patriot Front is a FBI sting operations

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

427 Helena Handbasket, put up a flyer in the local feed store.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (HOAaW)

428 At least it wasn't the People's Front of Williamsburg!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (+WWsf)

429 Sure looks like the Patriot Front is a FBI sting operations
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:19 PM (P3gRi)

430 >>>
It's front for something alright.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (iDOB7)

People are saying Bannon promoted it. Leftist people are anyway. So I don't believe it. But I don't believe a lot of things. It's all becoming so much noise. But who, not on the left, talks about marches anymore? No one. Granted there's a lot of that in other countries against the mandates. Not here. People here are waiting in the trees, like revolutionary war soldiers, not lining up in uniform doing what we're scripted to do. And I don't think our masters like that very much. F'em.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:19 PM (XXeDg)

431 How is the head, Mike?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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About a 4 just now, but I've had some pain meds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 06:20 PM (bk3Sg)

432 PaleRider, The blue cheese spread was left over from Thanksgiving and the red wine shallot and mushroom blend was from steak on Friday night, it really wasn't much work on my part. The burger sandwich was really tasty though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 05, 2021 06:20 PM (a4EWo)

433 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:16 PM (P3gRi)

Which is what made me suspicious before I even saw a picture of them. No self respecting conservative would've named their group that. Nor would they disrespect the flag by carrying it upside down.

Altho there have been so called marches by what was called the right by the news that did that. Not often tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:20 PM (iDOB7)

434 393 Mike Hammer. Good to see ya man! Wack any commies today?
Posted by: f'd
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Not so far, but I 've had a conversation with a Ukranian nurse, 'Valentena' who hastes them with a well-reasoned, white-hot passion.

As an aside, I innocently mentioned to one of the male aides here that Valentina Was Certainly an interesting Person. He volunteered in response, that her *husband* also works here...and his name is Igor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered at December 05, 2021 06:02 PM
No doctors by the name Fronkenstein by any chance?

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:20 PM (0OP+5)

435 The term "front" as a political entity has an immense amount of baggage with it, most of it unsavory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:16 PM (P3gRi)
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Yeah, it's a setup. FBI is showing their usual lack of imagination. However, our garbage media will probably report with righteous indignation that such a group would be allowed to exist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 06:21 PM (2SdPm)

436 Edward Shames, COL, USAR (Ret)

RIP. You did good.

He was married for 73 years until his wife's death on February 21, 2019 at the age of 96.

Wow. That's a lot of crochet dolls.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

437 On second thought, Kevin Costner is a barely animatronic plank of wood and I have no desire to watch a show that's going to re-fight The Indian Wars with me as the Devil.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2021 06:21 PM (/0Xmt)

438 He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 05

i Always appreciate your contributions and this was very food thread related.

Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2021 06:22 PM (55Qr6)

439 >>> Apartheid Alibi

https://tinyurl.com/2dwcrz6z

Coming to a small Dem Run City near you!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2021 06:08 PM (yrol0)

They're writing their very own "What'd the Romans ever do for us!" skit.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:22 PM (XXeDg)

440 Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered and covered

Glad you are doing better, and have the good drugs.

Heal, my good man. Heal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

441 Sure looks like the Patriot Front is a FBI ~~sting operations~~ cosplay group.

FIFY

Posted by: Methos at December 05, 2021 06:23 PM (kOpft)

442 Which is what made me suspicious before I even saw a picture of them. No self respecting conservative would've named their group that. Nor would they disrespect the flag by carrying it upside down.

Altho there have been so called marches by what was called the right by the news that did that. Not often tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:20 PM (iDOB7)

I thought flying the flag upside-down was understood to be a signal of distress? Saw a few of those here in November of last year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:23 PM (P3gRi)

443 FFS
The Seahawks really suck this season.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 06:24 PM (U2p+3)

444 Helena Handbasket- I will trade non declareable cash for eggs, meet you in Tyler and buy lunch.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:25 PM (HOAaW)

445 >>> 427 Helena Handbasket, put up a flyer in the local feed store.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (HOAaW)

Thanks! There are a couple places around here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:25 PM (llON8)

446 DDS, I'm still impressed by your creative use of leftovers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:25 PM (llON8)

447 Please don't overbake pastries pies and cakes.

Have you gone insane?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 05, 2021 06:25 PM (FUuQA)

448 >>> At least it wasn't the People's Front of Williamsburg!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:18 PM (+WWsf)

SPLITTER!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:26 PM (XXeDg)

449 >>> 443 FFS
The Seahawks really suck this season.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 06:24 PM (U2p+3)

They're not very good at it. I'm much better.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 05, 2021 06:26 PM (llON8)

450 Apartheid Alibi

Yep. The problem with the ANC was/is not that they're black but that they're corrupt and they're Marxists (BIRM).

Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2021 06:26 PM (nfrXX)

451 The Seahawks really suck this season.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*THIS* season?
As in this specific season?
I beg to differ.

If the the Cowboys didn't exist the Seahawks would universally be the shunned team.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2021 06:26 PM (iMZHt)

452 I have many hot sauces in my kitchen. If I could only have one, it would be Louisiana Hot Sauce.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (kTF2Z)

453 Pork chops are seared and pulled. Garlic is browned and soaking in wine on stove. House is smelling good. Reducing wine before throwing chops and broth back in. Think this is going to be good supper.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (ju2Fy)

454 423 I need to find someone I can trade eggs for.... things that are not eggs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:15 PM
There's these people got kittens on kragslist.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (0OP+5)

455 https://tinyurl.com/4avwcsm5

^^ funny cooking fail pictures

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (poMoX)

456 Pickle those exrra eggs and sell them to your pub owner!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (TRGyz)

457 >>> 444 Helena Handbasket- I will trade non declareable cash for eggs, meet you in Tyler and buy lunch.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2021 06:25 PM (HOAaW)

I would love that, will email to make arrangements. I have a new vehicle! Now I need to do some shopping for other things...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (llON8)

458 In terms of firmness, I think I'll do the next breast at 147 but all in all, 5/5.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2021 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

Firm breasts are best.

Seriously, that's the great thing about sous vide. You can tailor the cooking time and temperature to exactly what you prefer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:28 PM (Q9lwr)

459 I should probably start dinner seeing as it's that time in the CT zone.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:29 PM (llON8)

460 (going to have to disturb the kitty, who will "grab" at my ankle when I go to move)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 06:29 PM (llON8)

461 415 Same jacket, same trousers and color, same boots, all carrying a flag. Many of the flags were upside down. And that's an old protest gimmick back in the day as it is an international distress signal for a ship at sea. Yuck yuck. So clever, man.

No prior notice on website not much details or any such info.

It's front for something alright.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:11 PM (iDOB7)

FBI academy cadets. Young and fit. Not a pot belly amongst them.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 06:30 PM (AmoqO)

462 Tobasco makes chocolate wedges. I haven't tried them but I generally like spicy-chocolate combos. I recently had a dark chocolate bar with chili flakes and pop rocks inside. I enjoyed it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:30 PM (XXeDg)

463 Yucatan Sunshine Habanero Sauce for eggs
Frank's Red Hot for crispy chicken tenders
Tabasco for use on the mucous membranes of interrogees, so that they may reveal all

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

464 I have many hot sauces in my kitchen. If I could only have one, it would be Louisiana Hot Sauce.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (kTF2Z)
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That, horseradish and raw oysters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 06:31 PM (2SdPm)

465 462 Tobasco makes chocolate wedges. I haven't tried them but I generally like spicy-chocolate combos. I recently had a dark chocolate bar with chili flakes and pop rocks inside. I enjoyed it.
Posted by: banana Dream

I don't know I'd like the vinegar component with my chocolate. I do like red chili powder in dark chocolate though. Needs to be 70% or more though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2021 06:32 PM (U2p+3)

466 Firm breasts are best.

So was that your dating strategy?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:32 PM (bzrNB)

467 I've always felt that using the flag upside down to indicate the country is in trouble was a bit overly clever. Who is it a distress signal for? Who's going to come and rescue the country?

The rescue of this country will come from God via the God fearing citizens of the country who believe in it's constitution and foundational ideals.

Yeah it's a "legal" usage of a flag but to me unless it's about a ship at sea it's an affect. I guess that's just me. I used to be in a color guard and we learned a whole bunch of stuff about the various flags and banners used by the country and the military.

Just as I would leap to keep a flag from the ground so would I cringe at the misuse (to me).

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:33 PM (iDOB7)

468 @462: "... and pop rocks inside."

Did they run outta mini marshmallows at the chocolate factory?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:33 PM (+WWsf)

469 463 Yucatan Sunshine Habanero Sauce for eggs
Frank's Red Hot for crispy chicken tenders
Tabasco for use on the mucous membranes of interrogees, so that they may reveal all

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 05, 2021 06:31 PM
'Yes, Che. You have already told us that. Now about the voting machines...no no..the milk comes later...'

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:34 PM (0OP+5)

470 So was that your dating strategy?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:32 PM (bzrNB)

No. My strategy was far simpler. The existence of breasts was the only important thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)

471 Helena Handbasket

Congrats on the new vehicle. What brand of pickup did you buy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

472 464 That, horseradish and raw oysters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I just had dinner, now I am in the mood for oysters or some little neck clams. Darn you!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:35 PM (mcfjc)

473 He says ok I just wanted to pour milk over your pussy.
Posted by: rhennigantx
i Always appreciate your contributions and this was very food thread related.
Posted by: Farmer

One must admit that the above comment will be remembered forever:
"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that pour his milk with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That poured milk with us upon this Food Thread."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy)

474 Hi all

If you could, mrs fluffys co-workers friend is in the hospital with the coof, and would appreciate your prayers.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2021 06:36 PM (UnQlg)

475 funny cooking fail pictures

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2021 06:27 PM (poMoX)

The pizza on the oven rack looks suspiciously familiar.

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 06:36 PM (AmoqO)

476 Yeah it's a "legal" usage of a flag but to me unless it's about a ship at sea it's an affect. I guess that's just me. I used to be in a color guard and we learned a whole bunch of stuff about the various flags and banners used by the country and the military.

Just as I would leap to keep a flag from the ground so would I cringe at the misuse (to me).
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2021 06:33 PM (iDOB7)

Yeah, I hear you. I would draw a distinction between flying the flag, on a flagpole, upside-down, as a statement of disgust with the election steal, and marching as a group while holding one inverted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM (P3gRi)

477 471 Helena Handbasket

Congrats on the new vehicle. What brand of pickup did you buy?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 05, 2021 06:35 PM
F150 Platinum. Smooth ride. For the eggs, you know.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM (0OP+5)

478 Spur tree habernero sauce is very good, hot as expected with a clean citrus flavor. The wife has GERD, so, very bland Jamaican food for awhile.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM (b+v9B)

479 Okay, heretic here... I like to dip my fries into a little cup of Dijon mustard, accented with a couple of sprinkles of Tabasco sauce. At a restaurant I give my catsup for the fries to one of the catsup-guzzling kids!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM (9EsIa)

480 I messed up my Yu Xiang pork -- added too much pickled hot pepper. It's super-hot. I will eat all of it, but I will suffer.

Seeking to soothe my stomach, and redeem my cooking ego, I pulled some Sauce Bolognese out of the freezer, and made Marcella Hazan's baked rigatoni recipe. Very simple. Rigatoni, Bolognese, grated parmesan (if you don't have a ribbon grater, get one), and bechamel. That, and butter, is it. Bake in a 400 degree oven for 10 minutes, and the pasta pulls in the sauce, and you have a delicious, creamy dish that is worthy of any restaurant.

Of course, to get there, you had to spend like 10 hours making the Bolognese, but that's a sunk cost once it's in your freezer.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:38 PM (PQ4Fz)

481 If you're going to put carrots in the chili, make sure it's a filler in the habanero sauce.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 05, 2021 06:38 PM (BPuaD)

482 That poured milk with us upon this Food Thread."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy

Tony Pete you captured the essence of St Crispin's and dare I say Agincourt and the triumph of the Longbow?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:39 PM (bzrNB)

483 No. My strategy was far simpler. The existence of breasts was the only important thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)
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I'm your huckleberry.....

Posted by: Caitlyn J. at December 05, 2021 06:39 PM (2SdPm)

484 Upside down flag over an old timey fort was a good signal to warn friendlies not to approach too quickly or directly, but yeah, given modern times and instant communications, seems a little absurd.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:39 PM (+WWsf)

485 No. My strategy was far simpler. The existence of breasts was the only important thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)

Hold on, ladies! This one's mine!" (buttons flying off)

Posted by: Rachel Levine at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (P3gRi)

486 For hot and spicy, I have just ordered some of this. It will, alas, take a few weeks to get here.

https://tinyurl.com/5aytzmzt

Posted by: Chef Miklos at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)

487 I saw Existence Of Breasts open for Nine Inch Nails at the RockPalast.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (PQ4Fz)

488 477 F150 Platinum. Smooth ride. For the eggs, you know.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM

I have been looking at pickups for when I eventually move to Texas. And I am leaning towards an F150. My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (mcfjc)

489 I'm your huckleberry.....
Posted by: Caitlyn J

Verily his fans were legion.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:41 PM (bzrNB)

490 Hold on, ladies! This one's mine!" (buttons flying off)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (P3gRi)
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Back off!

Posted by: Tula at December 05, 2021 06:42 PM (2SdPm)

491 Oh dear, I'm gonna get willowed, but I have a recommendation (if it hasn't already been mentioned)

A YouTube channel called "First We Feast"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAeOzDhL6tc

It's a celebrity being interviewed while eating hot wings, and when I say hot they go off the chart hot, and the resulting interview is delightful.

The above interview is Mila Kunis. Take 20 or so minutes, you won't regret in...especially the 7th wing (aka the wing of death)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 05, 2021 06:42 PM (BgMrQ)

492 The hot sauce naming convention requires a reference to your butt. Ass, anus, butt, rear, whatever. All the really hot ones require a posterior reference. I remember a decent one called "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally". That passes the naming convention.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 05:50 PM (XXeDg)

Gochujang.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (ZMraq)

493 One must admit that the above comment will be remembered forever.......

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy)

I was there!

Posted by: Javems at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (AmoqO)

494 I have a bunch of different hot sauces for different uses but I also like crushed red peppers to sprinkle into soups and sauces. I found peppers I really like dried but none this year. First time critters ate every single pepper in the garden, including the hot peppers.

Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (+ya+t)

495 Little cans of chipotles are one of the most awesome pantry staples that most people still need to add to their lives.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (+WWsf)

496 488 I have been looking at pickups for when I eventually move to Texas. And I am leaning towards an F150. My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (mcfjc)

I've been doing the same, thinking about replacing a 17 year old F-250. What happened to pickup prices? I remember paying less than 25 grand. Now everything is all messed up. They cost like $60,000+, the used ones are more expensive than the new ones, and the Ford dealer that claims the largest volume in the state has one (1) F-250 in stock, and it has the wrong engine.

Second look at repairing your old pickup until it degrades into component pieces?

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

497 My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM

One is a good start.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (1QPWt)

498 >>> I have been looking at pickups for when I eventually move to Texas. And I am leaning towards an F150. My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (mcfjc)

I don't see how people afford them. They're priced like luxury cars. If I'm not making money off of it, and I'm not, then I can't see myself buying one. You've got a trade then sure.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (XXeDg)

499 Marie Sharps habanero hot sauce from Belize

Posted by: keena at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (RiTnx)

500 495 Little cans of chipotles are one of the most awesome pantry staples that most people still need to add to their lives.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (+WWsf)

Truer words were never spoken. IMO, the best brand is Herdez.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

501 The "Patriot Front" Twitter page has been suspended.

General consensus is that the Feds had Twitter take it down since their little escapade yesterday was widely ridiculed.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (0TVNF)

502 Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (+ya+t)

I think crushed red pepper is an underrated ingredient.

I make a cauliflower and garlic pasta dish sometimes, and red pepper flakes makes it spectacularly good. It's really strange that nothing else even comes close!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (Q9lwr)

503
Hot sauce is a must for breakfast eggs' meals at summer camps. Also great for camping weekend meals during the remainder of the year.

I have grown very fond of Goya's Medium Salsa Verde, which is not hot, but is very tasty.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (3l5Yq)

504 Put flag upside down on day the Marxists took over. Wife didn't know or see it, police stopped by mid day to see if anything was wrong. Got home flag was right

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (2JoB8)

505 488 477 F150 Platinum. Smooth ride. For the eggs, you know.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:37 PM

I have been looking at pickups for when I eventually move to Texas. And I am leaning towards an F150. My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM
Scoob, I have owned verklempt Dodges, tantrum inducing Toyotas (still got one of those) a goldurn GMC, handful of Chevys, but best ones generally are Ford. Currently 2, 92 F150 daily driver and a 18 F150 Mrs. E's hunting/my church truck. She needs to get her crap outta there by the way.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:46 PM (0OP+5)

506 Mike Hammer, you are still at the hospital ?

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU)

507 Put flag upside down on day the Marxists took over. Wife didn't know or see it, police stopped by mid day to see if anything was wrong. Got home flag was right
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (2JoB

That was nice of them to check on you.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

508 I am working on the "now I have enough room so I am going to hang a seriously big flag" project.

Current dilemma: how to hoist myself 20 feet into the air to put the doohickey on top of the pole.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM (PQ4Fz)

509 I don't see how people afford them. They're priced like luxury cars. If I'm not making money off of it, and I'm not, then I can't see myself buying one. You've got a trade then sure.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (XXeDg)

Pickup trucks are luxury cars now. There is a lot more profit in super-optioned pickups now, so that is what they promote.

Posted by: Rachel Levine at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM (P3gRi)

510 Second look at repairing your old pickup until it degrades into component pieces?

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021

I will be buying new and I am amazed at how much they cost. I am looking at least 50k with what I would like to have. Makes me think if I should keep with Jeeps.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM (mcfjc)

511 Dan Crenshaw is either dangerously stupid, or a disingenuous asshole.

The Columbia Bugle called him out for funding the Democrats' vaccine database.

Crenshaw responds:
Y'all might want to get your facts straight.
1. HR 550 puts restrictions on existing databases. Ensures all data must be anonymous.
2. Without that provision, there'd be no guardrails.
3. R's voting "no" owe you an explanation. They lied to you.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2021 06:48 PM (i0wNm)

512 Off, phony sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2021 06:48 PM (P3gRi)

513 Stupid are always dangerous.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2021 06:49 PM (V13WU)

514 The Columbia Bugle called him out for funding the Democrats' vaccine database.

Crenshaw responds:
Y'all might want to get your facts straight.
1. HR 550 puts restrictions on existing databases. Ensures all data must be anonymous.
2. Without that provision, there'd be no guardrails.
3. R's voting "no" owe you an explanation. They lied to you.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2021 06:48 PM (i0wNm)
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I see, Crenshaw accepts the premise of the database, so, therefore, thinks it's possible to keep it from being used for nefarious purposes.

I'm going with Crenshaw is a malevolent idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 05, 2021 06:50 PM (2SdPm)

515 502 Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2021 06:43 PM (+ya+t)

I think crushed red pepper is an underrated ingredient.

I make a cauliflower and garlic pasta dish sometimes, and red pepper flakes makes it spectacularly good. It's really strange that nothing else even comes close!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (Q9lwr)

I disagree with you on the proper usage of Maple Syrup. But, you are spot on with red pepper flakes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2021 06:51 PM (aA3+G)

516 I make a cauliflower and garlic pasta dish sometimes, and red pepper flakes makes it spectacularly good. It's really strange that nothing else even comes close!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Nothing good comes of cauliflower.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:51 PM (KAi1n)

517 508 I am working on the "now I have enough room so I am going to hang a seriously big flag" project.

Current dilemma: how to hoist myself 20 feet into the air to put the doohickey on top of the pole.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM
If it's an eagle (or maybe a bat or quokka) do it while it's on the sawbucks. As far as hoisting the flag, it's pulleys and halyards. Salty can provide you with the required maths on that.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:52 PM (0OP+5)

518 Current dilemma: how to hoist myself 20 feet into the air to put the doohickey on top of the pole.
Posted by: Splunge

I'd recommend you put the doohickey on before you step the pole.

Oh. Well unfortunate that bit.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:52 PM (bzrNB)

519 One of the funniest Chile reports I've read. I first downloaded it from a conservative blogger's site around 2005 or so.

https://tinyurl.com/y8qq6j8z

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 05, 2021 06:53 PM (Zvtjl)

520 516 Nothing good comes of cauliflower.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:51 PM (KAi1n)

I disagree, I have had some really good cauliflower dishes. By itself, yes, it is bleh, but with seasoning and other ingredients it can be real tasty.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:54 PM (mcfjc)

521 First, "anonymized databases" are bullshit. Either some partisan bureaucrat will unmask people at will with no repercussion, or someone will deanonymize you by simply putting together enough data points.

Second, Crenshaw accepted the left's premise that existing databases had to continue to exist. They didn't. The existing databases could have been eliminated using current law or legislated away.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 05, 2021 06:54 PM (i0wNm)

522 517 If it's an eagle (or maybe a bat or quokka) do it while it's on the sawbucks. As far as hoisting the flag, it's pulleys and halyards. Salty can provide you with the required maths on that.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:52 PM (0OP+5)

I've got all that covered. The problem is that I have a 20 foot hollow pole, and the thingy that sits on top of it, and tightens to the top of the pole with three screws. On top of the thingy is the truck with pulley and the decorative ball (I admit it shoulda been an eagle).

The thingy is at ground level. The top of the hollow pole is 20 feet in the air. They need to meet. That's the problem I have to solve.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:55 PM (PQ4Fz)

523
General consensus is that the Feds had Twitter take it down since their little escapade yesterday was widely ridiculed.
Posted by: IrishEi

Glow little glowies, glimmer, glimmer
Shine little glowies, glimmer, glimmer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2021 06:55 PM (3l5Yq)

524 Ahh, the old Rattlesnake in the cooler trick.

Did NOT see that coming!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2021 06:55 PM (/0Xmt)

525 If I'm not making money off of it, and I'm not, then I can't see myself buying one

Unless you live on a farm or ranch or do work that requires a pickup, you probably only need a pickup once every couple of months but when you do, nothing else is a good substitute. On the other hand, you might be surprised how much crap you can get into a minivan with the seats removed.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2021 06:56 PM (nfrXX)

526 "Current dilemma: how to hoist myself 20 feet into the air to put the doohickey on top of the pole. "

Rent a monkey. This month is two for one. Barrel not included.

Posted by: Rent-A-Monkey at December 05, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

527 Vegetable-and-garlic-and-anchovy pasta works with just about any vegetable. Cauliflower is kind of middle of the pack. The main ingredient for that one is the anchovy, though.

Posted by: The Anchovy Advisory Board at December 05, 2021 06:56 PM (c4vBB)

528 I disagree, I have had some really good cauliflower dishes. By itself, yes, it is bleh, but with seasoning and other ingredients it can be real tasty.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

So then what's the point of the cauliflower? It's just taking up space that could be filled with additional tasty stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:56 PM (KAi1n)

529 Splunge,

Tree service working in the neighborhood. A couple hundred bucks. 3. Flag Pole!

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:57 PM (bzrNB)

530 Current dilemma: how to hoist myself 20 feet into the air to put the doohickey on top of the pole.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:47 PM (PQ4Fz)

If you are needing a hoist, try using a petard

Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2021 06:58 PM (ZMraq)

531 You can rent a bucket lift but compared to a pair of monkeys it can be pretty boring.

Posted by: Rent-A-Monkey at December 05, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

532 Splunge, we don't have a flagpole, Mrs. E mounted our flags on the deckrail lakeside of house. If I was to put up a pole I would damn sure hinge it at ground level, but seems you are past that point. Do you by chance own a minkey?

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:58 PM (0OP+5)

533 528 So then what's the point of the cauliflower? It's just taking up space that could be filled with additional tasty stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 06:56 PM

Guess it depends on what is in the pantry. I would have no problem buying it.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:59 PM (mcfjc)

534 529 Splunge,

Tree service working in the neighborhood. A couple hundred bucks. 3. Flag Pole!
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 06:57 PM (bzrNB)

That is an interesting thought. If my "rent 15 ft scaffolding from Home Depot" idea does not work out, I will do that. Also, the presence of other people will help convince Mrs. Splunge not to pressure me to put an "FJB" flag below Old Glory. People are nice here, and nonpolitical, and I want to respect that.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 06:59 PM (PQ4Fz)

535 On the other hand, you might be surprised how much crap you can get into a minivan with the seats removed.
Posted by: Oddbob

Especially a white one.

Down by the river.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2021 06:59 PM (mD/uy)

536 GUN NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at December 05, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB8)

537 532 Splunge, we don't have a flagpole, Mrs. E mounted our flags on the deckrail lakeside of house. If I was to put up a pole I would damn sure hinge it at ground level, but seems you are past that point. Do you by chance own a minkey?
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 06:58 PM (0OP+5)

The pole, nicely mounted in concrete, was here when we moved in.

I will check local minkey rental listings, but you probably have to pay for the minkey trainer, minkey food, minkey toilet facilities. It all adds up.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 07:01 PM (PQ4Fz)

538 Krebs is a Mills Bros. fan!?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2021 07:03 PM (0TVNF)

539 Always something with the minkeys and don't get me started on their shot cards.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2021 07:03 PM (0OP+5)

540 The pole, nicely mounted in concrete, was here when we moved in.

Grease up the pole a little, and make it a contest.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer, as interpreted by Miklos at December 05, 2021 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

541 Not sure if this made the HQ headlines yet, but the great country music/outlaw music legend, Dale Watson , is in the news for refusing gigs that require the jab.

Here's a blurb from the Auston Chronicle ( It also made InfoWars & The Liberty Daily last night)

https://tinyurl.com/zjks66ut

While lots of his fans are supportive, a lot of knuckleheads are dragging him for it. If you know him , let him know you support him. If you don't know him, give his music a listen, purchase an album of his, or go to a show. He and his Mrs. own an historic honky-tonk in Memphis, TN called, "Hernando's Hideaway" and he plays there regularly! And yes, there is an upright bass in his band.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president & covid came from a Chinese laboratory at December 05, 2021 07:05 PM (l0Cy4)

542 Splunge, when I moved in here, I already had a 20 ft pole and flag. Son in law helped me dig and put quickcrete in hole and level the sleeve. Being an old lady, I bought a telescoping pole. Still need to use a little chair to reach the top when it's down.

Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2021 07:05 PM (qpolg)

543 540 The pole, nicely mounted in concrete, was here when we moved in.

Grease up the pole a little, and make it a contest.
Posted by: Tom Sawyer, as interpreted by Miklos at December 05, 2021 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

Great, my expenses keep mounting:

Minkey rental
Grease
Strippers

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 07:06 PM (PQ4Fz)

544 Okay folks...Weasel is awake....thanks for playing today!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 07:07 PM (Q9lwr)

545 542 Splunge, when I moved in here, I already had a 20 ft pole and flag. Son in law helped me dig and put quickcrete in hole and level the sleeve. Being an old lady, I bought a telescoping pole. Still need to use a little chair to reach the top when it's down.
Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2021 07:05 PM (qpolg)

Excellent plan. I am pleased that so many people here are on board with the "put up a gigantic American flag" plan. Funny, there are two already on my street, but when I lived in California, not so much.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 07:08 PM (PQ4Fz)

546 Polish ham, Muenster cheese, mustard and hot sauce

Posted by: G at December 05, 2021 07:09 PM (nU6fR)

547 546 Polish ham, Muenster cheese, mustard and hot sauce
Posted by: G at December 05, 2021 07:09 PM (nU6fR)

I'm on board. But I've never found a Muenster here that came close to what was routinely available in Alsace, when I visited. I still dream of the tarte flambe...

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2021 07:11 PM (PQ4Fz)

548 Polish ham, Muenster cheese, mustard and hot sauce
Posted by: G

Now *that's* a substitute for cauliflower.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2021 07:11 PM (KAi1n)

549 Great, my expenses keep mounting:

Minkey rental
Grease
Strippers

Splunge is hosting the AZ MoMe!

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 05, 2021 07:11 PM (bzrNB)

550 "Living in Montana is just poverty with a view."

Where do I sign?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2021 07:12 PM (/0Xmt)

551 Peanut butter and Sriracha or Tabasco sandwich. Or your preferred hot sauce. Good stuff, Maynard!

Posted by: johnny at December 05, 2021 07:29 PM (vcwBL)

552 301
According to Jeffries, whytes are ice people who are violent and cruel, while blacks are sun people who are compassionate and peaceful.
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....... Blacks ....compassionate and peaceful ... ??
So I am confident he's never lived in Africa for any length of time .....

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 07:42 PM (qfLjt)

553 >>> 498 >>> I have been looking at pickups for when I eventually move to Texas. And I am leaning towards an F150. My understanding is that all Texans are required to have a pickup.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 05, 2021 06:40 PM (mcfjc)

I don't see how people afford them. They're priced like luxury cars. If I'm not making money off of it, and I'm not, then I can't see myself buying one. You've got a trade then sure.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 05, 2021 06:44 PM (XXeDg)

Simple (ha!): do NOT buy new. ...well except used are in high-demand like everything else, but apparently TX has a good supply of used trucks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2021 07:45 PM (llON8)

554 Rice is my vehicle of choice with hot sauce.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 05, 2021 08:26 PM (Mzdiz)

555 If you eat something that's wildly hot and can't take it, get a teaspoon of white sugar and swirl it with your saliva in your mouth. Tip from my BIL from Thailand.

Posted by: S.Lynn at December 05, 2021 08:32 PM (ICbXt)

556 337 They keep pushing those mandatory shots ...... they will unleash small pox because that has a record and the courts will go along with mandatory shots then. And who knows what else they will put into the brew they inject.
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I've been smallpox vaccinated twice, at 4 and 6 years (for Africa) and the skin on my upper arm was scratched with a needle and then the vaccine (sort of like liquid snot) spread over the broken skin. No injection. Leaves a scar if successful. Itched for a while, a few days.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 08:38 PM (qfLjt)

557 502 + 515
I make a cauliflower and garlic pasta dish sometimes, and red pepper flakes makes it spectacularly good. It's really strange that nothing else even comes close!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2021 06:45 PM (Q9lwr)

Agree. Always add Sicilian hot pepper flakes to broccoli rabe.

Posted by: jix at December 05, 2021 08:39 PM (DU7iZ)

558 369 I'm thinking I'll go ask the Amish for sanctuary if it gets to be door to door vaxx.

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If the state came door to door for guns would you hand them over? That would be time to take drastic action pour encourager les autres . Same with the vaxx.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

559 377 373 29 There must be someone who would benefit from having hot sauce mixed with their KY jelly
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Is that like an F14 afterburner or the Saturn V booster?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

They have a warming gel, or so Bod Dole told me.
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It has some menthol in it for the warming effect.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

560 I love Tapatio's on eggs in the morning. Also very good mixed with Cholula.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 05, 2021 09:36 PM (VDbGO)

561 407 Apartheid Alibi

https://tinyurl.com/2dwcrz6z

Coming to a small Dem Run City near you!
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I spent 30 years there, when it was still a lovely country to live in and left a few months after the 1994 election. The downward spiral has been heartbreaking.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

562 450 Apartheid Alibi

Yep. The problem with the ANC was/is not that they're black but that they're corrupt and they're Marxists (BIRM).
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Corrupt and Marxists - you repeat yourself, LOL.
Africans are tribal, need a powerul ruler, and do not play at all well at Parliamentary Democracy.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 09:53 PM (qfLjt)

563 491 Oh dear, I'm gonna get willowed, but I have a recommendation (if it hasn't already been mentioned)

A YouTube channel called "First We Feast"
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Thank you that was indeed delightful. A pretty and sporty lady too.

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 10:37 PM (qfLjt)

564 532 Do you by chance own a minkey?

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An where would the Monsieur get a lisonze?

Posted by: Ciampino at December 05, 2021 10:57 PM (qfLjt)

565 It's not the heat, it's the taste before the heat.
Cholula is my favorite.

Posted by: obsidian at December 06, 2021 12:28 PM (li6J4)

566 My favorite hot sauce is called "You Can Bite a Hog's Ass if You Don't Like Our Garlic Habanero Sauce". The stuff is amazing if you can find a bottle. "Bubba's Butt Blaster" and "Rectal Rocket Fuel" are good too. All are great on burgers.

Posted by: Warmongerel at December 07, 2021 01:31 AM (8eRK7)

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