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This is...bizarre
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'Tis the season
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (Agr8U)
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Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (gcE+A)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (ZrnmN)
Deano croons, ♪Everybody loves somebody sometime...♪
I.. was going somewhere with that, but now I don't remember where. But it would have been amusing.
:/
Good evening, Over Friday Nighters!
Lord bless the Horde tonight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ws hr at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (6hrvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
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Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (NQjQK)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (lrmsj)
Now off to read the content...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (qUpBb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:03 PM (VxC1e)
Not really ONT-type content, I made it for dinner last night and thought it presented quite well. It was yummy too. -
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Your pears don't look ripe.
Posted by: irright at December 03, 2021 10:03 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 03, 2021 10:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2021 10:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2021 10:04 PM (5SzKU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
24 Having claimed prima nocte, I shall retire.
Good night my pretty Hordelings!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm not saying you are worthless and weak.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2021 10:06 PM (5SzKU)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:06 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
Daughter decided that we had to have boosters in order to see the new grandson. I have already told her that I got 1 shot like she requested, despite my reservations about the shot, and I had already told her that I am not getting any more shots.
I guess I will just have to meet my grandson through Skype.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (yMbVh)
Posted by: B-52's at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (Xrfse)
But he's bigger with the bayonet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
He should have went with a 1917 US Rifle with the Bayonet. Size matters.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (9hXN1)
Daughter decided that we had to have boosters in order to see the new grandson. I have already told her that I got 1 shot like she requested, despite my reservations about the shot, and I had already told her that I am not getting any more shots.
I guess I will just have to meet my grandson through Skype.
Posted by: T
in fairness is there something else you rely upn her for advice for?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 10:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 03, 2021 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: chango butt at December 03, 2021 10:09 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Al Bundy at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (U4cJH)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (rpsAg)
I think you did that top meme in the past.
Just kidding.Thanks WD. You are one of my top ten favorite cobs.
And, my second favorite WD.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (YMBi3)
34 D to crease the paper. Got it.
Oh honey. I need a sub-contractor.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 03, 2021 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Me too brother. But it's for the chillren
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (5SzKU)
Posted by: banana Dream
What did the dumpster diver say? Couldn't make it out
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (Foq6I)
Listening to a group called Symphoniacs. Classical and club music, can't really categorize their music. They are great.
Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: TC
I am sure that the Biden adminstration will require vaxxing before burial in the US soon.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (rpsAg)
Ya don't say.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM
Yep: https://tinyurl.com/2uwbsjxv
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:11 PM (FVME7)
What I want to know is, why are the black guys getting all the action?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (lKjXk)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Hang in there Sweetie - we had the same issue for a time but the kids loosened up after a time. But, I hear you - it's wasn't fun. Perhaps it will work out.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Some Rat
I had a mental image of little kids with blindfolds swinging sawzalls to try to hit the pinata.
Was that wrong?
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:08 PM (9hXN1)
I have the long bayo with an '03. CMP ran out of '17s before I could get one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
I'm not a professional risk analyst, but I suspect spending two full days in any hospital is far more likely to give you COVID, especially compared to spending a few hours with a once vax'd but unboosted relative. And never mind all the other fun stuff floating around hospitals like MRSA!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Good Evening Ladyl!
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Hang in there Sweetie - we had the same issue for a time but the kids loosened up after a time. But, I hear you - it's wasn't fun. Perhaps it will work out.
Posted by: Tonypete
You can't get that new-person smell through skype.
Posted by: Frank (Raymond'd dad) at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (nxdel)
Was that wrong?
Posted by: whig
At casa Rat? No.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
I hear your pain.
It sucks when you discover just how idiotic your kids are. At least yours got out of high school. Mine is sporting straight Fs in 10th grade. Can't get his head out of youtube or whatever he is stuck in. Not a bright bulb.
It equally sucks that people are venomizing this stupid WuFlu. They will come to regret that, but so far, they are still in their perfect bubble.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
I picked up something yesterday. Seems minor. A little scratchy throat when I woke up and after taking a nap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
You see a fair number of 1917 rifles sporterized but without a cut barrel for quite a bit less. Numrich finally did get some aftermarket replacement stocks in for them. I had to scrounge up some for mine.
Handguards are not a big problem for them.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (5SzKU)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM
This, my friends, is resolute steadfastness!
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (OWf+s)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (W+kMI)
I prefer the cleaner lines of separate stabby and shooty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (nfrXX)
I really enjoyed the casual racism that likely reflects his porn browsing history.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
I am so sorry. Sending prayers. Hang tough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You mean a cutlass and a carbine?
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: whig
We were promised funeral pyres! Huge funeral pyres!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:16 PM (nfrXX)
Everyone- including the FBI and NSA are horrified by the image this guy stumbled across on the internet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM (Foq6I)
Something like, "At least I'm not smoking crack! ... ok I'm smoking crack."
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You picked up a minor!!??
Dude - what the hell? Put her back.
Get ahold of yourself.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (csEWM)
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I think he meant "bitch can't cook anything", but it's fair to say that the average Twitter Karen doesn't know how to cook a hot pot. Which would be nice to eat, yeah.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (l6b3d)
BTW I thought Joey was supposed to fix this problem.
Posted by: mpfs, back in the game at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Probably when painting of Ottoman Man showed up on AOS thread.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (+WWsf)
I went across town and drive right through, no problem. Same company, no questions asked. I will be calling the Mayor's office when they open on Monday. We pay for this abuse through our taxes. This has to stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (eKvjl)
Dude - what the hell? Put her back.
Get ahold of yourself.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (mD/uy)
Hey, at least she has a job- even if she does work underground and has the consumption!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius
https://geissele.com/super-stabby-bayonet-mount-black.html
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Muad'dib
I too know that I cannot fold any plane using those techniques.
But, I'll watch!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (iMZHt)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (qpolg)
Sporterized! Why why why?
Of course I know it's for weight and only wanting the action. I'm more of a purist, I want it off the assembly line condition.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Need a dirk just to complete the ensemble for a weak side draw--and an eyepatch.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (9hXN1)
But he's bigger with the bayonet.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
He's still got his thing that goes up though...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: exdem13
My guess is "hot pot" is like "hot dish" up Nort, or casserole in the midwest.
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (W+kMI)
I made a decent hot dish (just rice, ground beef cream of mushroom and some garlic and onion powder) a few months ago. Weather it turning to that kind of food.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dirk at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (VxC1e)
Though I shudder to imagine what they all.are watching on the first meme
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Probably when painting of Ottoman Man showed up on AOS thread.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (9hXN1)
Not that image. It has been surpassed by Ace's picture of Tater Tot.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (7BL9O)
Razorfist had a pretty good rant about China recently. He pointed out that they are FUCKED demographically. Their birth rate is way too low. Their ratio of eligible men to women has way too many men. They can't support their aging population. So they really are not in a position to criticize American women...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (NQjQK)
Uh, OK. I guess I was expecting the devil/angel trope to mean something deeper.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-CDR-Fravor
Also listened to Rogan's podcast from several months earlier than the Fravor pod of Bob Lazar, who back in the 80s worked out at S-4, which was a tech place near Area 51, and he worked on trying to figure out how an alien spacecraft worked:
https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Lazar-Pod
I am highly skeptical of UFO stories, but I believe these guys. I also think Rogan is one of the best, most intelligent interviewers I have ever heard.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (M8yB3)
Aireol demonstrations are great!
Posted by: Rex B at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (cWY/H)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (9hXN1)
And the smoldering match for the beard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U4cJH)
Shooty, stabby, clubby weapons...
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There are three of those in the Tower of London. Two-handed maces with four-sided heads set with spikes. The top of the hitting end is set with a spearhead, which is flanked by three black powder pistol barrels that fire from a common powder chamber set below the mace head in the haft. The Tower Guards refer to them collectively as "King Henry VIII's walking stick."
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Yes...because Asians are racists is f'k. The Japanese are even worse then the Chinese.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)
I use mine as shooters anyway and restored them. One was restored after Bubba whittled a bit on the receiver sight wings of the rear sight and gave up. I had to spend time to reprofile the wings so it looked right and fortunately the guy gave up before he got too far.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (9hXN1)
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Yeah, kind of like "can't boil water". Hot pots are the simplest possible kind of soup.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (7BL9O)
This is true, CBD is off the hook on that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (csEWM)
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Some of the best meals can be made from simple ingredients. As long as you have a basic understanding of how to cook food and have some creativity, you can make a nice meal.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (NQjQK)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (+WWsf)
Those pears are avocados
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2021 10:10 PM -
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Very nice. Now do you see four OR five sluts?
Posted by: Kardashian Interrogator at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (BB7pQ)
Michael Jackson excluded.
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U4cJH)
Randy Rhoads. And Jeff Hanneman. And Criss Oliva.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Michael Jackson excluded.
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U4cJH)
Heath Ledger is up there. So is the kid from the Poltergeist movies (the young one, not the teen ager).
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (Kab4E)
The day will come - sooner than we all think - when everyone who acted this way during this COVID madness will see the error of their ways and beg for forgiveness for their actions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (7BL9O)
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)
This. Go out after work (drinking, but that is a given) with Japanese dudes and ask them about chinese tourists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (csEWM)
I still haven't gotten over Rip Taylor.
*tosses confetti*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (W+kMI)
I prefer the cleaner lines of separate stabby and shooty.
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Fine, you can have the '94 Winchester and Bowie knife combo.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:24 PM (W+kMI)
Michael Jackson excluded.
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U4cJH)
And Dimebag Darrel. And Vinnie Paul.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Taken with a bottle of gin... it was worth reading.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 10:24 PM (BFigT)
Actually, wait a minute, did we get conquered by some pagans while I wasn't looking?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM
Look who's slithered in early this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)
The ladder sight?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:24 PM (W+kMI)
Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (9hXN1)
Link?
Biden hinted he was going to drop info on aliens a couple of times this year when he wanted to get bad news off the headlines.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
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In my limited experience, everybody's racist as fuck except North Americans.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)
This. Go out after work (drinking, but that is a given) with Japanese dudes and ask them about chinese tourists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:23 PM (csEWM)
When it comes to the Japanese...I guess you can say I'm glad there on our side now. We really need to remove the cuffs off them.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:26 PM (IDhUW)
Michael Jackson excluded.
How was Michael Jackson's death shocking? Rich, decadent perv drugs himself to death. It almost routine.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:26 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: 18-1
We call that tribe Democrats here.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:26 PM (9hXN1)
BTW I thought Joey was supposed to fix this problem."
Posted by: mpfs, back in the game at December 03, 2021 10:18 PM (79p/O)
I would really like to see an audit on what we spent the first 1.5 trillion in emergency funds for. It was supposed to be the healthcare industry/hospitals could deal with it on their end. Almost two years later and nothing has changed.
It's like the money just disappeared with no accountability. And we're all just fine with that.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 03, 2021 10:26 PM (4thlk)
But...if we do are they going to hit invent giant war mechs or tentacle rape monsters?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
Actually, wait a minute, did we get conquered by some pagans while I wasn't looking?
Posted by: 18-1
Yes. Everything old is new again!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
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In my limited experience, everybody's racist as fuck except North Americans.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (sGnvY)
We just owe penance to it, unlike everywhere else.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
From your fingers to God's ears.
I somehow doubt it.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I saw a short article a few days ago to the effect that within five years China will consume more adult diapers than baby diapers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (FVME7)
I'm still waiting for a Tokyo skyscraper built to look like Godzilla.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+WWsf)
*leaves next paragraph to Horde-ly Imaginations*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (QzJWU)
Prolly gonna be an early evening!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (a1dms)
In most cases the shortages now are caused by them firing nurses/doctors for not getting the clot shot.
Number of beds = number of beds we have staff to serve.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (ESjRY)
I guess I will just have to meet my grandson through Skype.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
Yeah, I had a similar conversation with someone today. I got the two shots like they told me to. Now they tell us to get a booster. Then what? in a month or two or three they'll want us to get another booster? Fu** it.
A store I went into today had a sign up that they highly recommend that you wear a mask even if you've been vaccinated. At least 80% of the people were not wearing masks, including their own employees.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Michael Jackson excluded.
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (U4cJH)
For me, it might have been Prince. In the 80s, we always thought that Michael was the nice one, and Prince was the crazy one. By 2010, it was clear that we had gotten that very, very wrong. Until Prince died, of course.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (7BL9O)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (CAJOC)
Those pears are avocados
Posted by: Weirddave
I think the "pears" comment was intended to be a joke ...
... a raimondo-level joke, but a joke nonetheless.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Oddbob
You just disqualified about 95% of celebrity deaths.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Or the hairless cat in a dress. That was spectacularly just wrong.
Actually, was Tater the artist (i mean that loosely) model for Ottoman Man?
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
A store I went into today had a sign up that they highly recommend that you wear a mask even if you've been vaccinated. At least 80% of the people were not wearing masks, including their own employees.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Bet you thats a required sign by corporate.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (Kab4E)
What the Internet Is (2021): Whatever everyone is reacting to in the top picture on tonight's ONT.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Thomas Edison at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (BB7pQ)
I'm still waiting for a Tokyo skyscraper built to look like Godzilla.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+WWsf)
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I would not consider those mutually exclusive...A giant tentacle rape war mech is not outside the realm of possibility...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (NQjQK)
Kinda like a fondue concept, but with chopsticks
So if you can't even cook hot pot that's pretty retarded
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (FcPY7)
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Haha! Hi Zettai!
I'm trying to be less obtrusive.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 03, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
Thank you thank you thank you!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
What if I told you... that's exactly what he wanted to do?
Posted by: Morpheus at December 03, 2021 10:30 PM (csEWM)
Though I shudder to imagine what they all.are watching on the first meme
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I have some idea of what they could be viewing, because I've made that face myself a few times while web surfing. "What has been seen, cannot be unseen." o_O
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (9hXN1)
Oldest just accepted at college. Won't be spending $1000 on any gun stuff now.............
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)
You can't directly reach people like that. But I make sure to remind them that the booster they got is basically the same thing they got the first time around...and so they are signing up for another booster every 3-6 months for life.
Each time I get a "if that's what it takes"...but with a little bit of terror in the back of the eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:25 PM (sGnvY)
In the Great White North I wasn't there long before I heard F****G towel-heads.
You might want to specify USA.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (iMZHt)
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All I know is the Lone Ranger didn't die of the coof.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:07 PM (SRRAx)
I hear your pain.
It sucks when you discover just how idiotic your kids are.
*****
It equally sucks that people are venomizing this stupid WuFlu. They will come to regret that, but so far, they are still in their perfect bubble.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:14 PM (eKvjl)
Yeah - she has a Bachelor's and a Master's in Mechanical Engineering, as well as an MBA. Her hubby has multiple degrees as well.
There can be such a thing as TOO smart (to think for oneself). She just assumes that the people in charge are smart(er than they actually are), and that a bunch of credentials means that an "expert's" proclamations are infallible.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
She was actually doing something with those???!!! I'll have to watch that again...and again..
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Congrats--any luck on your shottie parts?
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (9hXN1)
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Harambe
Because things really started going batsh*t after Harambe was murdered.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 10:32 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (cMXNt)
Aireol demonstrations are great!
Posted by: Rex B at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (cWY/H)
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Areola demonstrations > Aireol demonstrations
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (lrmsj)
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Yep. Dunno about the Chinese version of it, but the Japanese ones are delicious.
And those little butane burners are also outstanding camp stoves.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (sGnvY)
We always called that "street dumb". Just sayin'.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)
I know this feeling. I get paid every other week..so those 3 paycheck months are like Bonus...until the college bill comes.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (Kab4E)
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Abe Vigoda
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (cMXNt)
Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Thanks, WD
Peak Florida?
I think Ima move there, because I'd fit fight in.
Posted by: White Magyar Supremacy Consultant Miklos at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm still waiting for a Tokyo skyscraper built to look like Godzilla.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (+WWsf)
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I would not consider those mutually exclusive...A giant tentacle rape war mech is not outside the realm of possibility...
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Oh, it's quite possible, I watched that anime, or something close to it....not all anime is good....the horror, the horror....
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (W+kMI)
Prolly gonna be an early evening!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 10:28 PM (a1dms)
I wish I could have been drinking since 1645...
Posted by: William Laud at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (l6b3d)
There can be such a thing as TOO smart (to think for oneself). She just assumes that the people in charge are smart(er than they actually are), and that a bunch of credentials means that an "expert's" proclamations are infallible.
Ask her if she thinks the government and the smart set running policy then made a good choice on the swine flu vaccine. Or hell if she's a lefty on the Iraq and 'Stan wars.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:34 PM (csEWM)
anyone who leaves before his/her time is shocking
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2021 10:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Frank (Raymond'd dad) at December 03, 2021 10:35 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:35 PM (ESjRY)
OHA is making the requirements permanent for reasons of "administrative efficiency", and this does not mean that they won't eliminate the requirements "when the time is right". Har-de-har-har.
Before the leftist moderators shut down the discussion, Portland Reddit seemed to think that if you wanted to flip Oregon to the Republicans, have indoor mask requirements still in effect a year from now.
One commenter I think hit the needle on the head:
Also worth mentioning that it's largely a virtue signal at this point. I can't tell you how many people won't take off the mask just "because they don't want people to think they're a Republican/trumper)". Absolute dogshit excuse. Can't help but think this is playing a part in OHA's decision.
All this has led to me starting to think that the left (and governor Brown too) has lost their mind on Covid.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2021 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: yep at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (B7qhW)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (cMXNt)
https://cbsloc.al/31vzMPb
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I think it's time for Charles Bronson to start hunting the streets again.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: William Laud at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (l6b3d)
*leaves next paragraph to Horde-ly Imaginations*
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Nicely done.
And that's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:35 PM (ESjRY)
Hmmm, throw a ballet duck in there.
Posted by: Japan at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 10:37 PM (0hbQ6)
So, you ever post a comment solely to remove the sock, but then forget to change the name before posting?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 10:37 PM (YMBi3)
Oh, that's another one I make sure to point out to the Covid-LIVs. "Oh the mask mandates will go away if we just hit metric X". Oh really? Like they said a year ago? The mandates are permanent unless we force them to stop. "No way! That's cause there were so many cases then!" Ok...just save what I'm telling you in your head and think about it as time passes.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
My sister suffers from allergies. She was coughing in a store and people were giving her dirty looks. Thanks to the government induced hysteria, people are too dumb to realize that there are other things than covid, that can cause coughing and so on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Driving the car around, he told me how he and his wife liked to go to Myrtle Beach and drink beer at The Bowery.
Need moar beer drinking mohammeds.
Posted by: Miklos, for General Social Improvement at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (lrmsj)
*pops smoke*
Come on you Army pukes... shoot straight... for once.
(Name that movie!)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (cMXNt)
Their mistake was not selling tickets out of purgatory.
Posted by: Pope Alexander VI at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (qpolg)
It's really easy to guess the height of someone with a familiar guitar. Today I realized that the singer from Muse is a manlet because he strapped on a Gibson SG.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (U2p+3)
I've been taking zicam and I'm getting better fast!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Why it is almost like zinc is a wonder chemical!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 10:38 PM (a1dms)
The most shocking thing about that was that the zoo had a rifle on hand and actually had somebody who knew how to use it.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (nfrXX)
In the 70s/80s America's cities were full of Americans - black/white/recent immigrant whatever.
Now our cities are full of invaders that are used to living in murder cities and really don't care as long as the checks keep coming.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
https://cbsloc.al/31vzMPb
Posted by: bonhomme
I saw blurb that NYC subway riders have begun to carry locks and chains so they can chain themselves to poles and whatnot to prevent people from throwing them onto the tracks. Seems Snidely Whiplash is making a comeback.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: exdem13
Wait for your Ace Hobo Jerky Holiday Gift Pack
Posted by: Miklos, Authorized Reseller at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yep at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (B7qhW)
Whoa! I saw that happen. There was a replay shot showing him hitting the wall from his cab camera. When that happened I kept waiting for the camera to return to his cab cam, hoping he was okay. It was only later that I heard the rest of the story. A weird thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2021 10:40 PM (OiM4n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
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It's catching on.
I think there was an article linked here recently that had the right take on this. The manga/anime publishers know what kind of story each demographic likes (e.g. preteen boys, teen girls, lonely guys in their 20s), and they go balls out to give it to them.
As opposed to our entertainment media, which is obsessed with trying to score stupid political points, reader or viewer be damned.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:40 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: exdem13
La Blue Girl? Quite frankly the most shocking animation I've ever seen, and ever will.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)
My sister suffers from allergies. She was coughing in a store and people were giving her dirty looks. Thanks to the government induced hysteria, people are too dumb to realize that there are other things than covid, that can cause coughing and so on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:37 PM -
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A liitle coof joke I liked was the one about how no one coughs to cover up a fart anymore. Quite the opposite.
Posted by: irright at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Zombie Snake Plissken at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
You got a box
You put the fish in the box
Where's the fish?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Hokay. I'll bite...
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (Foq6I)
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Yes, either the kids have psychic powers, martials powers, magic powers, or walking humaniform warbots. Then they fight the aliens, monsters, demons, whatever until all the baddies are destroyed, or sealed off, or driven away, or learn how groovy human civilization is and settle down to enjoy it too. The young heroes ebody virtues of team-building, trust, honor, and devotion to protecting the people they value the most. Not one word is said about social justice, gender identification, or glorifying big government.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Apparently you could buy Two Tickets To Paradise for $198.98.9. Not a bad price.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Most worldly, cosmopolitan Portlanders have no idea that almost no one in the United States is still wearing masks, outside of the West Coast.
They think that the only states without mask requirements are those Trumper states where bodies pile up in the streets, and are periodically disposed of in huge bonfires.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (Irn0L)
What happened?
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (Kab4E)
Japan does like to pretty-boy up the heros, but they give them a hard core honor ethic John Wayne would approve of.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Zettai
https://tinyurl.com/46n99vtn
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old janitor and DJ Miklos at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
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Big boobies are glorified pretty regularly, however.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:41 PM (l6b3d)
Agreed. Had he lived, how much would the landscape be changed?
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Kab4E)
Ha!!! Fuck the Ducks.
Sharkman, Oregon State U, Class o' '85 (Can't lick our Beavs!!)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (0hbQ6)
Asked mom's PCP to submit her name to enroll in hospice care today.
The tougher question, independent living vs assisted living, has yet to be addressed and decided. It's her call, but we, her children, will respectfully and lovingly insist that she be realistic about her true (and declining) capabilities for this.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: Everyone at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: banana Dream
That one hit me hard too. Such a warrior.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It was the diabeetus, wasn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: RTW at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (OU+8W)
Line on the left, one cross each.
Posted by: Centurion #4 at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Yes...because Asians are racists is f'k. The Japanese are even worse then the Chinese.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)
I thought it was Disney trying (and failing) to suck up to the Chinese?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Right? Dad was a Marine. Younger brother as well. me and my other two brothers were Doggies. When I told Dad I enlisted in the Army, he said, "well, at least it's not the Air Force."
Semper Fi to your Marine son.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (sGnvY)
And for good reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (mD/uy)
Also the female heroes generally do their kung fu fighting in mini skirts and thigh highs.
Kind of like Kirsten Dunst in this video https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:45 PM (qpolg)
You got a box
You put the fish in the box
Where's the fish?
Posted by: nurse ratched
You've got brand new roller skates
I've got a brand new key
Posted by: Melanin-deprived Miklos, identifying as Melanie at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
This calls for medicinal bourbon
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Can I mix those With opioids? 'Cause I have one hell of a headache.
Just a drive-by 'hello', as I am feeling pretty shitty, but, as well as I might under the circumstances.
The nurses here are amazing in that they put up with my sarcastic humor. they're all so young that they don't get most of it. I've thus far managed to not pinch any of them on the butt, but it's been a near thing. I blame drugs, and brain damage for such unseemly behavior. That's my plea.
Interesting moment, in evaluating my cognizant state and awareness, one PT read a long list of questions to test my reaction to those things. One of the questions was 'If Someone was breaking into your home, what would you do'? I realized in the moment that followed I that she expected the reply 'Call 911'. What I actually said was 'Shoot to kill'. She seemed shocked.
my profuse thanks for the thoughts/prayers/contacts. I'm pretty tired, and have difficulty using the computer, but want to stay in touch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
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Duck!
Say the magic woids and win a super link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZPw1sa-218
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM (WzJXd)
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Serious answer
Tie
Kobe Bryant and Payne Stewart
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM (QqY+m)
Maybe that's why it took 45 minutes for the family of three, they had to figure out the race of each person. When you call the mayor, tell him that you think the whole process is racist. Or better yet, white supremacy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:47 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Meggie McPie McCain at December 03, 2021 10:47 PM (BFigT)
You're not listening
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM -
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All my ex-wives agree.
Posted by: irright at December 03, 2021 10:47 PM (BB7pQ)
Elvis. That was something for a kid growing up just outside Memphis.
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (OiM4n)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (Foq6I)
Covid. She's not particularly worried, just pissed that she has to recover/quarantine AGAIN- her husband had it earlier this year and she's all out of paid time off.
So her dad is sending her a little early Christmas present...
Posted by: sal at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (bJKUl)
Keep fighting and additional prayers up for you. Thanks for the update and good to see ya posting.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (U4cJH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (U2p+3)
But the highlight was when four of the Dads were just standing on the patio shooting the breeze and little Paige (the birthday girl) tottered over to us and stood in the middle of all the towering Dads and just started babbling about something she really needed to tell us all, with her arms gesticulating and this super serious look on her face.
All us Dads just nodded and said "Yep" . . . "You don't say!", and "Hmmmm" and she just kept babbling for 20 minutes. Not a single real word in the whole lecture and it was about the cutest thing I think I have ever seen.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (M8yB3)
What happened?
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:42 PM (Kab4E)
Life:
Navy shit
Patient Shit
Wife shit
Car shit
Other shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (Irn0L)
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My allergies suffer from my sister - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (YMBi3)
Navy shit
Patient Shit
Wife shit
Car shit
Other shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I hate that kind of shit!
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:50 PM (Foq6I)
Yeah, that has got to be the one that hit me the most. I still remember exactly where I was standing in my kitchen when Chris Plante over the radio interrupted his usual morning spiel to give that news.
Posted by: RTW at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (GJnvT)
What was the most shocking celebrity death in your lifetime?
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Serious answer
Tie
Kobe Bryant and Payne Stewart
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM
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THOSE GUYS ARE DEAD?
Posted by: Non-news watching, but REALLY shocked guy. at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (arJlL)
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It's catching on.
I think there was an article linked here recently that had the right take on this. The manga/anime publishers know what kind of story each demographic likes (e.g. preteen boys, teen girls, lonely guys in their 20s), and they go balls out to give it to them.
As opposed to our entertainment media, which is obsessed with trying to score stupid political points, reader or viewer be damned.
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When I got started in anime, it was definitely underground, you had to go to anime clubs, give the password, and watch VHS trading tapes of dubious quality. It was cartoon geek and genre nerd social activity on a scale not seen outside of a Star trek convention. Then a few cable channels and Blockbuster Video realized there was some money in obtaining the stuff in the mid-Nineties, and the hobby began to gain ground. My niece started reading manga she found at the public library when she was 10. Not all of my life has led to disappointment.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (W+kMI)
Sigh
If we had Trump and Scalia still in Washington, things would be dramatically diferent
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered
There is Power in Waffle House Prayer.
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of the staff at December 03, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Kab4E)
I once met a Korean American who worked for a Japanese company. The Japanese view Koreans negatively.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bert G at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (OiM4n)
I was visiting my grandparents In Elizabethtown , KY when Elvis died. Since I remember where I was , I guess Elvis dying would be my most memorable. John Lennon was also a surprise but didn't really care that much.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:52 PM (QqY+m)
'If Someone was breaking into your home, what would you do'? I realized in the moment that followed I that she expected the reply 'Call 911'. What I actually said was 'Shoot to kill'. She seemed shocked
Good answer!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:52 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2021 10:52 PM (rpsAg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:53 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:53 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: yep at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (B7qhW)
Whoa! I saw that happen. There was a replay shot showing him hitting the wall from his cab camera. When that happened I kept waiting for the camera to return to his cab cam, hoping he was okay. It was only later that I heard the rest of the story. A weird thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Yep. For a Daytona wreck, it seemed, tame. I mean it was a hard hit but they all are. Those guys are flying around that track in packs going almost 200mph. I was shocked when I heard he died. Ken Schrader's face should have prepared me. He knew.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 10:53 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Koreans living in Japan for generations have been treated as second class citizens. It may have changed in the last few but yeah, no.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Miklos at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjBRkuIUplA
That is a gorgeous blue (and car.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM (lrmsj)
After that, well you get jaded. I vaguely remember Jim Croce dying, although I was very very young. (10?) but then Chapin died and both left behind young families. (As did Buddy Holly,) and there is something more tragic about that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Chin up swabbie.
I should tell you that one of my so-called friends has told me that appearance-wise I'm only a couple of nose-rings away from acting in some dystopian movie
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM (NchQ5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (U2p+3)
*cups ear*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, CAN YOU SPEAK UP?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (lrmsj)
314
Posted by: Zettai
Close, but the Barrel remains hungry
Posted by: Miklos, awarding no cigars at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM (1t5dY)
They do own all the Pachinko gambling houses in Japan though.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (S++gC)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (U4cJH)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Gyrocopters are AWESOME
Posted by: Miklos, living cinematographer at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (csEWM)
I should tell you that one of my so-called friends has told me that appearance-wise I'm only a couple of nose-rings away from acting in some dystopian movie
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM -
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So take some out. Might be a new career.
Posted by: irright at December 03, 2021 10:57 PM (BB7pQ)
Navy shit
Patient Shit
Wife shit
Car shit
Other shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 10:49 PM (Irn0L)
Awe crap.
Wife Shit shouldnt be on the list. If it is, time for new wife?
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (Kab4E)
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Hey, you OK? You sound OK. Are you home?
What's up?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (WzJXd)
How many celebrities have died in air accidents?
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (U4cJH)
Lots. I don't know how accurate that number is though.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 10:43 PM (U2p+3)
NO! I'M NOT WHISTLING!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (csEWM)
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I was too young to really get into Elvis mania and when he died he was in his 40s. You know, knocking on.Heaven's door.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
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Big boobies are glorified pretty regularly, however.
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As they should be. Anime knows what the viewers want to see and sells it to them with gusto. Anime is the land of big. Big eyes, big swords, big guns, big power-ups, big robots, big spaceships, and yes, big tits. Hallelujah!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2021 10:58 PM (rpsAg)
Posted by: yep at December 03, 2021 10:36 PM (B7qhW)
Is this like that episode of TNG where Picard and the alien communicate by speaking in metaphor?
"Trump, descending the escalator."
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (Ol0zk)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Koreans in Japan are second class citizens. Many are a sort of mob. Same with Chinese. Like, half the crime in Japan comes from the 1% of koreans and chinese in the country. (I am exaggerating, but you get the point.)
The koreans are mostly people stuck after the wars and they are not fond of the Japanese. Also, Korea and China both teach their children to hate the Japanese as part of their fascism. Japanese are sick of hearing about it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (YMBi3)
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The Japanese are about the least interested people in the world in multiculturalism or ethnic diversity, but they're in the same birth-rate trap that the Euros are in, and it's creating a similar political push for immigration.
(Maybe they'll resist it. I don't know.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (sGnvY)
And we get a cut from a lot of them.
Posted by: North Korea! at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: RTW at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (GJnvT)
I'm going to go out on a limb and surmise the fish is, in fact, not "in the box"...
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 10:54 PM -
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Nah. It just smells that way.
Posted by: Purile Joke at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (BB7pQ)
Other than the abortion part.
Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 03, 2021 11:00 PM (F6Xpw)
Life is good.
ANSWER THE RIDDLE, YOU WORTHLESS BASTARDS
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 10:56 PM (U4cJH)
https://en.wikipedia.org /wiki/List_of_fatalities_from_aviation_accidents
Lots.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:00 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 03, 2021 10:48 PM (3TihK)
that's noting. Uncle Rico swears he could throw a football over those mountains.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 11:01 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: nurse ratched
If we did, we wouldn't be worthless
Posted by: Conundra by Worthless Bastard Miklos at December 03, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
I DON'T NEED TO TIDDLE- I WENT BEFORE WE LEFT!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: 18-1
The fact that Retard Grandpa even mentioned UFOs openly isn't a big deal because he's senile and insane. But other more credible US Gov't folks are also talking about them. That tells me that maybe, just maybe, they've finally figured out the gravity wave propulsion system they've been studying for the last 70 years and are prepping the ground for a big reveal.
That would be incredible, as the tech that people have witnessed flying, like CDR Fravor, is miraculous.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (M8yB3)
Life is good.
ANSWER THE RIDDLE, YOU WORTHLESS BASTARDS
Posted by: nurse ratched
Easy. You're a Washington fan. Schadenfreude is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (sAmhv)
I loved rickl. His enthusiasm about everything space was so infectious.
Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM
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Like the space-clap.
Posted by: Purile Joke at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (lrmsj)
Led off by the county sheriff, the chief of police and the Boy Scout honor guard, we had the Stick Horse Riding Club, the high school marching band, the Norwegian heritage assoc. Viking float, Rotary, the Lions Club, the local animal rescue, members of the classic car club, Cowboy Church's mule-drawn wagon, the historic Lutheran Church, our power and light provider, various town businesses and three trucks from the volunteer fire department, including the new brush truck that Santa rode on, plus a few others I've forgotten.
Just peaceful people out to enjoy themselves and celebrate their community.
Posted by: sal at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2021 10:59 PM (PisyI)
He was so cool. He linked the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission, streamed real-time. I was in hog heaven for 16 days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)
I should tell you that one of my so-called friends has told me that appearance-wise I'm only a couple of nose-rings away from acting in some dystopian movie
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 10:55 PM (ELgVT)
Hang in there and get better soon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:04 PM (q3gwH)
I bet Kraperdink never scored five in one game.
Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 03, 2021 11:04 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 03, 2021 11:04 PM (h1jJh)
1. Dale Earnhardt. 2. Anthony Bourdain.
Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2021 11:04 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Miklos Calling, to our Friends in Occupied Amerikkka at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:02 PM (q3gwH)
And a good evening to you Mr Servo.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (Kab4E)
The wells are all Sulfur water, and the onion and potato processing has a particular odor
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: TC a
It's actually zero because it's the ground that the problem.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: worthless bastard at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (YMBi3)
Same here. That feed is a goldmine. Thanks rickl and happy trails.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: RTW at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (FVME7)
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more like chum on the water
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (WzJXd)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (QqY+m)
I think Columbia was more so to me. I remember waking up at 4am PST to watch the first launch of Columbia w/ my dad.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (Kab4E)
Led off by the county sheriff, the chief of police and the Boy Scout honor guard, we had the Stick Horse Riding Club, the high school marching band, the Norwegian heritage assoc. Viking float, Rotary, the Lions Club, the local animal rescue, members of the classic car club, Cowboy Church's mule-drawn wagon, the historic Lutheran Church, our power and light provider, various town businesses and three trucks from the volunteer fire department, including the new brush truck that Santa rode on, plus a few others I've forgotten.
Just peaceful people out to enjoy themselves and celebrate their community.
Posted by: sal at December 03, 2021 11:03 PM (bJKUl)
Smells like WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Twitter Leftist at December 03, 2021 11:06 PM (wAHDu)
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at December 03, 2021 11:07 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 11:07 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Freak Cast was a thing in the early '90s in SoCal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2021 11:07 PM (1t5dY)
Wait, I've just been handed a correction...
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 03, 2021 11:07 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 11:08 PM (U4cJH)
You take the fish
>Feed fish to grue
The grue eats fish. burp! Grue is now you friend.
>Go on buddy road trip with grue to a GWAR concert.
You go on trip with grue, get stoned out of your melons, and get swallowed whole by a giant space STD on stage. You get married to the cute girl you met there with a blue Mohawk and bitchin heavy boots. Grue is the best grue at your wedding.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 11:07 PM (sGnvY)
I think it's only ghey if you're dressing as Princess Diana.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Zombie Epstein at December 03, 2021 11:05 PM (rDgjh)
Neither did Ghislaine Maxwell...
yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: Zombie Norm at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:33 PM (sGnvY)
Propane is a little more flexible, if bulkier, and it works in colder weather than Butane. However, yes they make wonderful camp stoves.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (i6/CN)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Edward Robinson at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (rDgjh)
I fucking hate Andy Dick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
listen
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: drjimi at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (DNG9x)
You go on trip with grue, get stoned out of your melons, and get swallowed whole by a giant space STD on stage. You get married to the cute girl you met there with a blue Mohawk and bitchin heavy boots. Grue is the best grue at your wedding.
Posted by: banana Dream
Actual name is Miroslav Grucheskivich
Posted by: Miklos, wondering if Uncle Palp is still striding the planet at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (lrmsj)
Can I haz contact for your supplier?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: RTW
You're NOT LISTENING
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
Also Norm McDonald and that dude from Black Panther.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (i6/CN)
Norm..that was a sad one. He hid the cancer so well and while people talked crap about his weight issues and cancellations, he never let out why.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Zombie Norm at December 03, 2021 11:09 PM (sGnvY)
Killed by a sting ray. Or manta ray. One of those.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (0SSeX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
Says who???
Good evening Nurse.
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (Kab4E)
As soon as I heard about shakshuka, I had to try it. Can't imagine why somebody wouldn't like it. I watch a shit-ton of foreign movies, and pick up food tips. Some of it is easy to make at home.
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (qpX6U)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8fh9dv
Bonus prancercise video:
https://tinyurl.com/hcfpsxs6
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (LtGlA)
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Or pictures of them anyway.
Posted by: Miklos, smiling for no particular reason at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (JzDjf)
Posted by: Tonypete
He was best friends with my uncle and came with that uncle to have Thanksgiving with my family in 1972. Brimley was 38 at the time and he looked exactly like he did three years ago doing Quaker Oats commercials. I'm pretty sure be looked like an old man even in his 20s.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (M8yB3)
I'm not dead yet. Wait, wut?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (Xrfse)
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That was awesome! The old tune holds up well. BTW that video was shot in the Electric Town area of the Tokyo ward named Akihabara. It's about 8 square blocks, and it's the earthly paradise for anime fans. Consumer electronics of every kind, maid cafes, books old and new, anime videos on every format, doujinshi, video games old and new, CDs and vinyl, idol concerts, costumes, theaters, food, drinks both fizzy and boozy. Yeah, it's a great place.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (Irn0L)
The only death where i remember where I was when I heard was the WTC attack.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Meggie McPie McCain at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
You have a box
You put the fish in the box
WHERE'S THE FISH
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
Isn't the real question "where is the box"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (a1dms)
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Hey, you OK? You sound OK. Are you home?
What's up?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Thanks for asking.
A little off my game. I only sound okay on account of spellcheck, otherwise this would be gibberish. Am in rehab
facility, won't be home for weeks, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:11 PM (Kab4E)
I always liked Norm, and that he did not make his illness "An Thing" made me admire him even more. Can't tell you how often I read comments here with a Norm Macdonald voice. Makes it moar funner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (BFigT)
Family friend got the kids outta the house after the wife drove over and confessed the murder. Booze, Zoloft, cocaine, and mental health issues are not a good combination, but I guess she was still self-aware enough to realize what she'd done.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: nerdygirl
But they look up to the roof Koreans......
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (arJlL)
We don't know if the fish is in the box until we open the box!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (2SdPm)
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Yeah. I miss Norm.
He had a whole bit in one of his specials about dying and cancer, which must have been from after he knew he had it.
That's some toxic masculinity, right there.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (sGnvY)
WJERE IS THE FUCKING FISH?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Don't...don't drink the water.
Fish fuck in that.
Posted by: Miklos, opting for Oso Negro vodka at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
You have a box
You put the fish in the box
WHERE'S THE FISH
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
In Montana, in a box outside my recreational vehicle?
Posted by: Vasili Borodin at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)
It needs to be nuked.
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:16 PM (GI4TT)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Mr Creosote at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (6ogcc)
I think it's going to take a whole lot of humility for folks
to admit that they were played, and to acknowledge how they over-reacted.
In my own family, I'll be gratified if it happens, but not surprised if it doesn't.
Still haven't seen the new granddaughter IRL, but that is more a case of CA vs. TX, than being forbidden.
Posted by: sal at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (U1eOr)
Nurse, I have no idea where the fish would be, since the box is too easy to be the answer.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:18 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:18 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 11:18 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:18 PM (csEWM)
and, even though I didn't know him, Hugo the Chavez.
Posted by: old chick at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (sAmhv)
He will forever be in his laundromat with the Pinochet picture.
Posted by: Destiny! at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
You have a box
You put the fish in the box
WHERE'S THE FISH
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nurse, I don't have a fish. You keep insisting I do, but I don't.
I have plenty of boxes, but none of them have fish in them and even if I had a fish I would not put it in a box.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (qpX6U)
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I just hope when he does, he takes that blasted Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time shitpile with him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (VxC1e)
facility, won't be home for weeks, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 11:15 PM (DMQdU)
Booze, pills or sex addiction?
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (J8q4C)
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:10 PM (i6/CN)
Yeah, Hartman and Robin Williams are up there. The ones who went suddenly or unexpectedly. Bourdain still pisses me off.
Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Portland! at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
and, even though I didn't know him, Hugo the Chavez.
Posted by: old chick
Hugo the Chavez did warn everybody of the inevitable with his condition. He knew his racing. Didn't know him but I liked him. RIP
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (nfrXX)
If so, then the fish is in the freezer.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:21 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:21 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:21 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss
That website, www.apolloinrealtime.org, now has the complete Apollo 13 and 17 missions, also streamed in real time.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:21 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (nfrXX)
You're going to be disappointed.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:22 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: old chick at December 03, 2021 11:19 PM (sOete)
Aw. He and I had a sort of had a plan to share a bottle of bourbon, because he was planning a trip to CO. then he got sick.
RIP.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:22 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:22 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (YMBi3)
Really good stuff.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Klaus the CIA-escapee goldfish at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: The Fish at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:23 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Brad Pitt at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (sGnvY)
I have taken the advice of The Man in Black and gotten used to it.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (taPSh)
BUT, you have to go into the Klein bottle to see if the fish is really there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: redchief at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Fish
Give you a fin for it.
Posted by: Tonypete
They had to scale it down.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Rex B at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (6ogcc)
Not a very sexy solution, but it does seem to fit the riddle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: The Fish
Give you a fin for it.
Posted by: Tonypete
They had to scale it down.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
What a sad tail!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (a1dms)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Pug, you just made my night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 11:26 PM (+WWsf)
Yes, he did, it hit like a punch to the gut when I read he had passed, he was one of a kind.
Posted by: old chick at December 03, 2021 11:27 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:27 PM (M8yB3)
Never used a five letter word where a four letter word would suffice.
Posted by: Miklos, here for the girthy pithiness at December 03, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:27 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 11:28 PM (4I/2K)
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I will continue to imagine her in a shiny leather catsuit.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 11:28 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 11:28 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:28 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (QqY+m)
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An artist in profanity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:27 PM (VxC1e)
Like Ralphie's dad, he was.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 11:20 PM (+WWsf)
Holy Zarquon's singing fish?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (II3Gr)
Prayers for you sweet man.
WHERES THE FUCKING FISH?
Marine is torturing me. Where's the fish? Please? Every answer I give him he says "you're not listening."
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (QqY+m)
By chance is it the fish in the box?
Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (CFvYd)
A little off my game. I only sound okay on account of spellcheck, otherwise this would be gibberish. Am in rehab
facility, won't be home for weeks, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered
Hang tough and do whatcha gotta do, Mr. H. !
And know that prayers are UP !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos, here for the girthy pithiness a
Is pith even a word?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (taPSh)
Like I said. A disappointing answer to the riddle.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: daywalker bit sneaking into ONT at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (YMBi3)
Posted by: Sea Monkeys at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
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Oh, I see how it works: Your son is torturing you, so, you decided to share the torture.
Nurse R, indeed!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM
*points to pith helmet on his head...
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Rex B at December 03, 2021 11:31 PM (CFrrr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 11:29 PM (II3Gr)
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It was explained upthread but I still don't get it.
Where's that damn Roethlisberger when you need him?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: TC at December 03, 2021 11:32 PM (U4cJH)
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (LtGlA)
My riddle for over thinkers.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:32 PM (QqY+m)
just had a cocktail. now, i have a sudden urge to operate heavy machinery.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:32 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Miklos of the last Saharan Redoubt at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't hesitate to call out if you need any kind of Hordly Help, okay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (ZMraq)
The most boring reveal since every single one of Gerry Rivers' stupid reveals.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Miklos of the last Saharan Redoubt at December 03, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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Funny, I presumed you were Dr. Miklos Livingstone, found at long last.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 03, 2021 11:34 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (KrMCC)
I loved him in Sense and Sensibility.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cindy Brady at December 03, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Zettai
Looked up "pith". You don't need a helmet for it.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 11:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:35 PM (vrYHn)
I think it's going to take a whole lot of humility for folks
to admit that they were played, and to acknowledge how they over-reacted.
In my own family, I'll be gratified if it happens, but not surprised if it doesn't.
Still haven't seen the new granddaughter IRL, but that is more a case of CA vs. TX, than being forbidden.
Posted by: sal at December 03, 2021 11:17 PM (bJKUl)
Daughter is in CA and we are in TX - as recently as yesterday, I was planning to drop things at a moment's notice to get on a plane. Guess I don't have to worry about that now.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: blake -
I am, but that Stanley guy stole my thermos
Posted by: Dr. Miklos, one presumes at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
like building a koi pond below heron nesting trees. i've seen dumb asses do that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (vrYHn)
Pop Rocks. Fizzy drink.
ugh
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:36 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
(Psst....just say "Moops !")
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:35 PM (vrYHn)
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He may be gone bit his words still speak to us, with poignant eloquence and immediacy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 11:37 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
i watched about 30 seconds of the debate. my brain told me to stick to booze. i'm dumb enough without mainlining that circular clusterfuck. besides, commie fucks, i don't care.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:38 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Death, Lurking Outside Your Door at December 03, 2021 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:38 PM (lrmsj)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (WzJXd)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (gcE+A)
Shit, man. I miss chavez.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Sigmund the Sea Bass at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (RxHR8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Death, Lurking Outside Your Door at December 03, 2021 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
But I didn't have any of the salmon mousse.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2021 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
I loved him in everything, starting with Die Hard. And he was the absolute best actor in the Harry Potter movies, bar none. Of course he had the best character, so that helps, but he was the best actor in ALL his movies. And even in a music video I saw once.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:41 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:17 PM (csEWM)
Which totally does not make sense to me. Hell, they probably put the image there to entrap the guy.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 11:41 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 11:41 PM (sGnvY)
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"We have to kill you with the vaxx before we can euthanize you! Keep 'Dem COVID death numbers artificially high, yo' dog ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 11:41 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 03, 2021 11:42 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2021 11:43 PM (xsV+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 11:43 PM (WzJXd)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 11:43 PM (gcE+A)
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2021 11:43 PM (lrmsj)
there are, in fact, quite a variety of piths. i myself am aware of at least five, the last of which is bill o'reilly's favorite. he was always admonishing people not to bother with piths a through d, but to skip directly to pith e. i suspect pith f was right out.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 03, 2021 11:43 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:39 PM (vrYHn)
Thanks. He is missed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 11:44 PM (1Lrz1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
black death was caused by carbon puking blast furnaces and volkswagons. everybody knows that. stupid fuck remedial rainman. like a monkey fucking a beachball.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:44 PM (vrYHn)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Its an old riddle meant to torture people. Either its based on the hat riddle and you have to end it in a "?" Like "in the box, right?" Or it starts with "Here" so the answer is "here"
The fish is in the "question" or this here riddle. But mostly its to screw with people.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:44 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 11:44 PM (WzJXd)
BEAT NAVY!
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:45 PM (rqQle)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 03, 2021 11:45 PM (IDhUW)
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"And they're selling a ticket to heaven ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 11:45 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 03, 2021 11:46 PM (kKDhc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Is now much laughterings at Casa de Miklos
Posted by: Miklos, instructing Alexa to Shut Up at December 03, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 03, 2021 11:47 PM (bUGMk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Even amongst the many witty, articulate amazing grey box dwellers he was priceless. I too miss him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 11:47 PM (vrYHn)
facility, won't be home for weeks, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered
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Ok get well.
We'll be praying for you and ready to listen to Hammer's Tales from Rehab.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 11:47 PM (WzJXd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2021 11:14 PM (Irn0L)
This one really got me.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 11:47 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: chango butt at December 03, 2021 11:48 PM (oSX/P)
BEAT NAVY!
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:45 PM (rqQle)
concur. Oh. Wait. Not enthusiastic enough.
HOOOAAHH!
Baby brother took us to his NG hangar during T-day weekend. Saw some Black Hawks, Chinooks and Lakotas. Love those things what should not be in the sky.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Fish
Fishy, oh!
Where oh where oh where
Did it go?
Posted by: Joe Kidd
He joined the Choir Invisible.
Posted by: Rex B at December 03, 2021 11:50 PM (ktZTZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:51 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___
Fun to watch.
Not so fun to fly in, especially in places like Baghdad.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:52 PM (rqQle)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:52 PM (QqY+m)
Long day today, three days of shows in Conroe this weekend. Lay down at 5:00 for a few minutes, woke up at 9:30. Guess I was tired.
Best wishes to Mike Hammer for a rapid recovery. "Dizzy Dean Struck in Head by Baseball. X-Rays Show Nothing."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 11:52 PM (0x8YM)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:53 PM (rqQle)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (rqQle)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:51 PM (KrMCC)
Yup. They were gems. In, you know, very different ways. rickl would have loved to chat up my grandpa. Boeing and NASA engineer and machinist.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (Foq6I)
Worth more than two in the coral.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:55 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:52 PM (rqQle)
Brother drives Black Hawks. He loves it. Wants to learn the Lakota.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Is drive the term helo pilots use?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:56 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (U2p+3)
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I ain't askeered of you!
Posted by: The woodpecker at December 03, 2021 11:57 PM (2SdPm)
I sent him some stuff from a launch service provider I used to work for (Elon Musk poached half our staff!) and you'd have thought I sent him solid gold bars.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:57 PM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (M8yB3)
I think Rogan is a good interviewer, mainly because he doesn't try to overtalk or get a fast one over on his guests, and gives them the time to give significant answers. But as far as most intelligent interviewer that's currently alive, I would give that award to John Michael Godier from the Event Horizon podcast. That dude is a sci-fi writer who regularly interviews PhDs, and almost every episode they will say "wow, that's a great question", often multiple times.
However, in my book, no one will ever beat the king of late night radio for the all-time crown: Art Bell.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 11:57 PM (cSs/W)
Captain White. USS Camden (AOE-2), 1990. He was an A-6 Intruder Jock.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2021 11:57 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 03, 2021 11:58 PM (KrMCC)
Please. The riddle.
Where's the fish?
If you say I'm not listening, I may shoot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (U2p+3
I am scared now. I don't know. *does flappy jazz hands*
Under the passenger seat, maybe? Like in Grumpy Old Men?
*runs away*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 11:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 03, 2021 10:13 PM (+WWsf)
If anything, the vaxxed and boosted peeps are more likely to spread the Coof, becaue they could be carrying a huge viral load, and yet have no symptoms. The unvaxxed, if not actively showing symptoms, you can safely assume not to have the Coof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (Foq6I)
Worth more than two in the coral.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 11:55 PM (QqY+m)
... and then you will realize there is no fish
Posted by: That weird kid from the Matrix at December 03, 2021 11:58 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___
Rotary-winged aircraft do not fly.
They beat the air into submission.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 11:59 PM (rqQle)
Snow is held up in traffic, I hear.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2021 11:59 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2021 11:59 PM (sAmhv)
Please. The riddle.
Where's the fish?
If you say I'm not listening, I may shoot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:54 PM (U2p+3)
I am listening.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 04, 2021 12:00 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse de Ville Platte at December 04, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:01 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 04, 2021 12:00 AM (llON
Oh, hi. I was actually hoping to hook up with Roz.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: klaftern at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (taPSh)
Does the fish self-identify as a fish or something else?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
BIL drove BHs with the Night Stalkers (160th SOAR). After he got medicaled out after his shoot down, moved on to some alphabet soup agency drug interdiction flying.
He loved them. A crazy man in every aspect.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Yoko's loudest hits
Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2021 11:59 PM (KATBx)
Ask it to take a detour to northern Arkansas. It was almost 80 today, and I am sick and tired of the heat in December!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:03 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 03, 2021 10:19 PM (eKvjl)
Should have told her were Zeta Reticulan, and if she didn't process your test, you would stare at her with your X-ray vision until she burst into flames.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 12:03 AM (P3gRi)
After five episodes, we're in agreement.
We love it so far.
I'm donating to the crowdsource funding for the third season.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:03 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
He's in Japan land
AAAAAARGH!
He just texted me again "you're not listening!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2021 12:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 12:02 AM (Foq6I)
Good lord, man, there is no point in being cruel! We are merely trying to teach the boy a lesson, not drive him insane.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:04 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:01 AM
Tanya Tagaq...
Posted by: Zettai at December 04, 2021 12:04 AM (lrmsj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2021 10:21 PM (NQjQK)
Male population problems have solutions
Posted by: War at December 04, 2021 12:05 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2021 10:20 PM (Foq6I)
"Hot Pot" in a Chinese restaurant is a spicy soup served very hot in a small pot like a Dutch Oven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 12:06 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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In 2008, one of my fellow NCOs, who's brother flew Apaches, reenlisted while we were deployed in Baghdad.
His brother had the honors of reenlisting him.
I had the honor of sitting in an Apache.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:06 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:01 AM
There exists a ten hour loop of "butter dog".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2021 12:06 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2021 12:06 AM (8548M)
Posted by: War at December 04, 2021 12:05 AM (l6b3d)
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Japan has excess males.
China has excess males.
What the heck, it's been, what, 90 years sense Nanking was torn apart by Japan? Way past time for a sequel.
Posted by: The woodpecker at December 04, 2021 12:07 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:07 AM (rqQle)
Ask him if the fish is in a bowl. I Googled it. It's a stupid riddle, because I had a fish yesterday that was NOT in a bowl, and I think most people have fish-as-food more than live-fish-in-bowls.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:07 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:08 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2021 12:09 AM (8548M)
China has excess males.
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There are many youtube documentaries of these men who don't have a chance, ever, of getting married, especially those in rural areas.
It's sad.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:10 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 12:10 AM (ZMraq)
China has excess males.
What the heck, it's been, what, 90 years sense Nanking was torn apart by Japan? Way past time for a sequel.
Posted by: The woodpecker at December 04, 2021 12:07 AM (2SdPm)
I fear all we have done is to awaken General Tso and fill him with a terrible resolve.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 04, 2021 12:10 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (mD/uy)
Because I am staggered by how many women don't know how to cook any more.
I don't like to cook, but I know how, for crissake.
And I'm not saying that it's a woman's place to do all the cooking, but you would think that you'd want to know how to feed yourself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 04, 2021 12:10 AM (vuisn)
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He replaced his chicken with fish from a box?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (1t5dY)
Duh!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (mD/uy)
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
Repeating my idiocy of the night before. I'm one to usually read thru the entire post before going to comments. Ooops didn't last night.
On another note...I'm celebrating as today did my SS interview, it's my full retirement month, b in 1955 that's 66 yrs 2 mnths.
I've worked 50 yrs since I was 16. And I'll help them out as long as they need. It's just amazing I'm getting SS and my IMRF pension and we might survive, after being disabled for months.
Asked the SS lady how much you had to make before it was reduced...she said since you are at full retirement there is no limit for you. Anyone know if this is true?
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (55Qr6)
And I'm not saying that it's a woman's place to do all the cooking, but you would think that you'd want to know how to feed yourself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (KrMCC)
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There is a reason hot pockets exist.
And Taco Bell.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2021 12:14 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2021 12:06 AM (l6b3d)
I am afraid to ask what butter dog is. Seems innocent enough, but I didn't think donkey punch sounded remotely sexual when I looked it up after one of you reprobates mentioned it.
Y5th, I believe.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:14 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:11 AM (KrMCC)
I like cooking, and I like baking, but I can't do pastry
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2021 12:14 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (55Qr6)
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Hmm, I thought there was a limit, but, it was pretty high.
I'm limited to earning 18K before they reduce my SS. However, 18K is a substantial addition to my retirement, so, I'm not complaining. Perfect amount for short term contracts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:15 AM (2SdPm)
You clearly don't live in an area with regular power outages!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:15 AM (KrMCC)
And Taco Bell.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (2SdPm)
And Door Dash.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 04, 2021 12:15 AM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
The microwave instructions on right there on the package.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:16 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:15 AM (KrMCC)
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Eh, plug the microwave into the Prius and you're golden...brown in just seconds!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:16 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 12:17 AM (Foq6I)
It's true. Just make sure you know what your full retirement age is. ( It is slowly creeping up)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:17 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:16 AM (r1z5A)
Step 2: pull box out of garbage, see how long to cook.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:18 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:15 AM (KrMCC)
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CA, where we lose power when there's a wee bit too much wind.
Which is why we have a generator.
I take that back, we're CA resident for another 7 days.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:18 AM (2SdPm)
Y5th, I believe.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:14 AM (KrMCC)
Its a guy saying butter dog the dog with butter on his head over and over while you watch a video of a happy dog with butter on his head. The pat of butter looks a little weird but I figure its one of those butter mixed with weed things.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2021 12:19 AM (l6b3d)
I can make croissants. I can cook, I can bake.
I can't do seafood, though, because I hate it, and I have to be able to taste things as I go.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:19 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 04, 2021 12:20 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss
*fist bump*
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:21 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2021 12:19 AM (l6b3d)
I owe you an apology!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:21 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)
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Saw him live, Division Bell tour. He was very quite good.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:21 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 03, 2021 10:46 PM (1vynn)
Damn! Mike, glad to hear you are on the mend. I heard you were injured, but I never did hear what happened.
Get well soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 12:21 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
What did the exit visa set you back?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:22 AM (r1z5A)
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$295K
Worth every penny.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:23 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2021 12:23 AM (IDhUW)
Pretty sure that's what they do.
And I don't mean to sound judgy; I"d eat out for every single meal if we didn't live so far out in the woods. I truly hate to cook, and i mostly don't. The hubs grills most of the time.
But I could cook if I had to.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:23 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Heh, 'The Rehab Chronicles'. 'Dear diary, today I made a new friend, Fentanyl Patch. Pretty laid-back guy, but a bit clingy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 04, 2021 12:26 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)
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Saw him live, Division Bell tour. He was very quite good.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:21 AM (2SdPm)
I'm a metal-head by default, but David Gilmour is very likely my favorite guitarist, and is no slouch at song writing. I love Momentary Lapse of Reason (was listening to that one a lot at Ft. Sam where I met my wife), and The Division Bell.
Listening to Dark Side of the Moon right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:26 AM (x8Wzq)
So they really went through with taxing people who left?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 12:27 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 12:27 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss
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Haha, yep, done that many times!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2021 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 04, 2021 12:27 AM (SRRAx)
18k sounds about right but understand that it's a graduated scale. Simplified, for every dollar earned over the limit , a dollar of SS becomes taxable income.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Semi joking. Thought they were or did, try to get some sort of "penalty" for leaving.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 04, 2021 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
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For me, it's, "crap, how much did that roast weigh, again?
Sigh, a dumpster diving I go....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered
Narco induced humor.
I'm looking forward to this! (Sorry, hope it's real short)
Posted by: MkY at December 04, 2021 12:29 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*applies clown nose*
Posted by: Dr. Fentanyl "Patch" Adams at December 04, 2021 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Kinda makes all the ridiculous warning labels on everything and anything a little more understandable by comparison.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2021 12:29 AM (+WWsf)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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I found myself crying at times also.
It's amazing so far.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:30 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2021 12:30 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2021 12:12 AM (55Qr6)
I believe this is true. Check the Social Security website, it should be a FAQ.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 12:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:28 AM (r1z5A)
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Oh, I know that, but, I thought I'd toss out the price of the house we purchased.
And yeah, CA is talking about an exit tax. They'll try, eventually.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 12:30 AM (2SdPm)
Recover soon. You have socks older than your care team. Ask if their Moms are divorced is probably safer. So no pinching.
I think Toby Keith showed it best in his video - As Good As I Once Was.
And I will have prayers ascending for you.
Finally, good answer on the housebreaking question.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:31 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:32 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Farmer
SS is not generally reduced. However, it can be taxed.
Rule of thumb is that additional income up to 50% of SS benefits are not taxed, nor is the monthly SS amount..
Posted by: Miklos, speaking in general generalities at December 04, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Get well soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thanks. Not injured though, spontaneous brain bleed, a subdural hematoa. I was just minding my own business and the little SOB backstabbed me
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 04, 2021 12:33 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:34 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:34 AM (rqQle)
Your homework assignment for the weekend is to find out the unemployment rate for women and blacks from 2019 vs biden now.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2021 12:35 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
My eyes bleed for you
Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at December 04, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Pass.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:36 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered
Get well! Prayers for you.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:36 AM (r1z5A)
The SS benefit is not reduced for other earned income IF you are at or older than your full retirement age. However, it your SS benefit may be taxable if all your other income exceeds a threshold each year.
15% of your SS benefit is never taxable, regardless. That's the combined percentage of employer and employee after-tax contributions.
I may very well be wrong, the above was from back when I knew things.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 12:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:37 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:37 AM (rqQle)
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *
Got a tank question for you. If I can use an air compressor to shoot rebar into a tank thread, would that hurt the tanks mobility?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it!
Thank you for puttin' me the knowledge of his podcast. I'm going to check it out.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 12:39 AM (M8yB3)
I would ask them, but Chicago isn't terribly safe.
Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2021 12:39 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: 20 million illegals at December 04, 2021 12:39 AM (r1z5A)
Listening to Dark Side of the Moon right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:26 AM (x8Wzq)
No doubt. I'm a definite metalhead by default/birth (no really, seriously, not kidding), but gilmour is a shit ton of fun to play. I'm not into that many of their songs, but he is fun. Does more with one string than some players do with 6.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2021 12:40 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:40 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:37 AM (rqQle)
This has become a blip on my radar, like Medicare enrollment. The reality is headed my way in a few years.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 12:40 AM (4I/2K)
Alas, when I said that at our voting place, I did not get to vote twice. They know me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:41 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMH
Which is why I will be taking it early when the firm closes in a couple years.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 12:42 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ahh, he's in Japan. Then the answer is: "The fish is on the pizza you and your buddies thought was going to be the first American food you've had in three weeks."
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 12:42 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:37 AM (rqQle)
Yup. I am now less than 10 years from retirement age. But, unless they kick me out, I ain't leaving. I'll be the old guy that the others look at side-eye. Hell, they already do. I'm cool with that. Friggin' kids these days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:42 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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lol, yeah, just a tad.
If you're gonna shoot rebar into an Abrams, aim either for the engine in the back, or the slipring between the hull and the turret.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:42 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Average Guy at December 04, 2021 12:43 AM (p0rNW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:41 AM
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Both of them!
Posted by: Bigsmith at December 04, 2021 12:43 AM (5Ghkd)
Listening to Dark Side of the Moon right now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:26 AM (x8Wzq)
Childhood's End is one of my favorites.
https://youtu.be/SnTz09-nk9c
His solo album is great, too.
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 12:44 AM (SH2Zi)
Flour dust, like wheat/corn dust is flammable after all.
Ask people who have had their grain silo explode if you'd like more information on how bad that can turn out.
I'd never considered it until I saw that video; but given what I know, it isn't that surprising to realize it could happen.
Posted by: ertdfg at December 04, 2021 12:45 AM (I388C)
Thinking of a real, non-explosive defense system. Complete with {OPSEC}.
NSA Bob, It's for a story of bitter enders holding an American Flag, a Constitution, in an old uniform that has shrunk a bit over the years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:45 AM (u82oZ)
Hub has embarked on a new career as an electrician. He's 55.
We have resigned ourselves to the fact that the odds of retiring short of death are pretty much slim to none at this point.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:46 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:41 AM (KZzsI)
The version of comfortably numb that I learned was from the 1994 pulse tour. The solo is HUGE sounding. The whole song for that matter. This one-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi7cuAjArRs
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2021 12:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (SH2Zi)
With good care, there are jobs you can do to the late 70s. That's my goal. We shall see. The last two years were tough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:41 AM (KZzsI)
Agree. I loathe the sampler plate classic rock shit on the radio, but I love Comfortably Numb. And I've seen numerous yoo-toobz of Gilmour playing it live with variations of Pink Floyd. I say again, he is likely my all-time favorite. The lead on Time is also wonderful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scattered, smothered, covered at December 04, 2021 12:33 AM (1vynn)
Well, a very good thing you caught it in time. You seem to be writing pretty cogently, fentanyl and spellcheck notwithstanding, so I take that as a good sign.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 12:49 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Some Rat
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Those of us Gen-Xers pretty much realized early on that a con was being played.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:49 AM (rqQle)
According to my Googling efforts on this important question, it is a riddle that may intentionally not have an answer.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 12:50 AM (M8yB3)
https://youtu.be/zrProK5R7ms
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 12:48 AM (SH2Zi)
Saw that last night. Excellent. I'm really on a Pink Floyd binge right now. next it'll be Iron Maiden or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 12:50 AM (x8Wzq)
Thinking of the APCs as well. If the National Bio and Agro-Defense Facility in Manhattan, Kansas is the source for patient zero, I expect nearby Ft. Riley and the 1st ID to seal us in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 12:51 AM (KZzsI)
had about 5 fingers o makers mark. primed and ready.
Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 04, 2021 12:52 AM (6bIQL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMH
Not sure what I am called. Turned 60 in Oct. Been working since 14. If I'm out of work in 2 yrs, I'm done.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 12:52 AM (qpolg)
He's already sunk some of our saving into this job, courtesy of the rising costs of wiring.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:54 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 12:55 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 04, 2021 12:55 AM (6bIQL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Do we have to lose it first ?
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 12:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 04, 2021 12:55 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Infidel
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You're a young Boomer.
Hub was born in 1966, which barely makes him a Xer, according to whoever.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:56 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
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Third base?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 04, 2021 12:56 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 12:56 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 12:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
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Third base?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 04, 2021 12:56 AM (CAJOC)
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Actually, "the fish" is between "You put" and "in the box"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 04, 2021 12:59 AM (CAJOC)
Ironically, the years of frugality have become ingrained, we still live well within our means. I don't feel guilt for accepting the money, it's a reimbursement for what was extorted over the years. What galls me is some pencilneck fuck in DC telling me that I MUST withdraw X amount each year or face a penalty. It's my money, earned legally, ethically and morally. Final disposition should belong to me in whatever manner I choose, even up to making a pile of it and burning in the driveway.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 04, 2021 12:50 AM (u82oZ)
I can envision some sort of remotely-piloted vehicle that could jam a length of heavy chain, with barbed hooks on both ends, into the tracks of a Cuban armored vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 01:00 AM (P3gRi)
The sooner I'm with the Lord the better, but He has me here still for some reason.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:01 AM (rqQle)
Was that the tour with the world's biggest disco ball and the huge circle over the stage? Mind blowing, the entire show.
I just wonder, when you write something like that, when you play it, do you know? Do you really understand that you have created something for the ages, something that transcends culture and is so powerful it brings people to tears?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 01:01 AM (KZzsI)
Doesn't take much to make them inop.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:02 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 01:03 AM (2SdPm)
This irongrampa. I am tight fisted with a dollar. Have a nice nest egg and almost no debt. All but the mortg. will be paid off by march.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:05 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 04, 2021 01:05 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:05 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 01:06 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Glad you found a new friend in your new adventure. They can wean off of it I'm sure. Just don't forget your old friends, the Morons here are all pulling for you. Thanks for keeping us informed and heal soon.
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2021 01:07 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 01:07 AM (SH2Zi)
The sooner I'm with the Lord the better, but He has me here still for some reason.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:01 AM (rqQle)
I can totally relate to that. But if they know half the things I've thought and done, it'll be a short appearance before St. Peter.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 01:07 AM (4I/2K)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2021 01:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:08 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 04, 2021 01:09 AM (KrMCC)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Fortunately, Jesus dying on the cross, and then rising from the dead to defeat sin and Satan, negates your past sins, if you only make HIM your Savior.
Unfortunately, we human beings have a tendency to want to be our own gods.
It takes humility to admit we need Jesus as our savior.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:10 AM (rqQle)
Yeah I know what you mean, believe me. But... Jesus died for all that, too. That's the beauty of the thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 01:10 AM (KZzsI)
Old fashioned doctrine has Infantry advancing with the tanks, in order to keep enemy infantry well away from the tank's weak spots. Kinda hard for Infantry to keep up with an Abrams at 45mph, even if giving chase in a Bradley. Hadji does have the short term tactical advantage in asymmetric, tank/infantry warfare though. He'll be willing to be the human delivery system for the disabling charge or device. Us? Not so much, damn sure not as often. Oh, and Hadji does have an absurdly high failure rate going, so there's that in our favor, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 01:01 AM (KZzsI)
Not sure if it is a thing that happens when first written, but from what I've seen from numerous live shows on Yoo toobz, etc., David Gilmour truly loves playing Comfortably Numb. It's a powerful song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 01:11 AM (x8Wzq)
There's no hiding from an omniscient, and omnipresent God.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:11 AM (rqQle)
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So true Jim, as I learned the hard way in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:12 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return
It gives me peace knowing this. Makes life so much more pleasant.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:13 AM (qpolg)
You truly are like a big brother to me.
You know the Abrams almost as well as I do.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:13 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:14 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 04, 2021 01:15 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 04, 2021 01:15 AM (ufFY
Wasn't Pepe le Pew cancelled?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 01:18 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 01:19 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2021 01:19 AM (cSs/W)
I just wonder, when you write something like that, when you play it, do you know? Do you really understand that you have created something for the ages, something that transcends culture and is so powerful it brings people to tears?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2021 01:01 AM (KZzsI)
Yeah thats the one. Killer show. As far as knowing if you created something special goes, I would say most of the times you know if something is a cut above your normal zone, but the question is does anybody else hear it that way. I guess its part planning, part crap shoot, part luck. Sometimes things just line up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2021 01:19 AM (VwHCD)
Herr Docktor Fauxci is pitching a hissy 'cause Lara Logan compared him to Doktor Mengele. He's demanding FOX punish here and making threats about suing for defamation.
Posted by: Randy Owen at December 04, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)
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My youngest daughter thinks I'm narrow-minded.
I take that as a compliment.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:20 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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Gotta have to wait to stream it after the theater showings since it's not showing anywhere in my AO.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:21 AM (rqQle)
I take that as a compliment.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:20 AM (rqQle)
Indeed it is.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (4I/2K)
You know the Abrams almost as well as I do. Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:13 AM (rqQle)
d'Aww.. ain't nuttin', Sis. I've never actually been on or in an Abrams. But the AF saw fit to send me through a few segments of Bare Base Ground Defense School, one of which was a wee clinic in the asymmetric infantry attack against armor. This was in the late 1970s, mostly I think, a pre-Abrams era. Same game though, same rules.
But if I've gotta fight vs. an Abrams? I'll prefer to do so from the comfort of a drone-control Conex a few thousand miles away, thankyouverymuch!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 04, 2021 01:11 AM (x8Wzq)
I have the Ultimate Discography, and it is interesting to listen to some of the early demos that became the final songs.
Re: Comfortably Numb, Waters and Gilmour disagreed about how to record the song; Gilmour preferred a more grungy style for the verses. Gilmour said: "We argued over 'Comfortably Numb' like mad. Really had a big fight, went on for ages."[13] In the end, Waters' preferred opening and Gilmour's final solo were used. - Wikipedia.
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:23 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:24 AM (rqQle)
Confess and repent all your sins, accept the Lord as your savior, don't make a mockery of it and you're good to go.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:24 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 04, 2021 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2021 01:26 AM (arJlL)
Confess and repent all your sins, accept the Lord as your savior, don't make a mockery of it and you're good to go.
Posted by: Braenyard
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True, but you can't keep committing the same sins over and over again, and just flash a Get Out of Jail card whenever you sin. Doesn't quite work that way.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:27 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 01:28 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:29 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: irongrampa
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This is so true, which is why armor units also include infantry units (see 4th ID in Iraq circa 2003-2009).
Raider Brigade FTW.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:29 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:21 AM (rqQle)
Will report back later (no ace-sized review, I promise), but I expect it to be good based on the previous quality of the first two seasons and the fact that it's doing well in the theaters for one of those limited-release things.
Glad you found the program, it's wonderful.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2021 01:29 AM (cSs/W)
Always thought the tank was there to protect the infantry's advance.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:30 AM (WzJXd)
Now back to your regularly scheduled ONT.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 04, 2021 01:30 AM (aghXp)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:30 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah, I thought that too, until Iraq.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:31 AM (rqQle)
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The hub is a fan of the Georgia Bulldogs since he's from GA.
Not gonna lie, I hope they beat Alabama.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:32 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 01:28 AM (KATBx)
really depends on the terrain. Desert? Infantry is toast against armor. City? Woods? different situation.
It's like a case of rock paper scissors.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 01:33 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:22 AM (rqQle)
That's surprising. It's even showing here in the heathen lands of Oregon.
Speaking of that, I took my kid to the Dude Perfect live show (sports bro, trick shot YouTubers) recently and they had a little after show where they wanted to talk about Jesus a bit and told they audience to stay if they wanted. Somewhat surprising to me, at a show in the heart of Portland, a vast majority of the people stayed to hear the message. It was almost exclusively families attending, but still, that was heartening even in a dismal political climate like we have.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2021 01:33 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2021 01:34 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:34 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:34 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:34 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:37 AM (WzJXd)
Since my younger daughter and grandbabies don't celebrate Christmas, and the older daughter lives in Texas, we don't do decorations.
My Christmas shopping is comprised of the hubby and older daughter (she wants the entire Left Behind series of books and hubby wants a new coffee maker). Makes shopping easier.
Younger daughter has told me not to send a Christmas card, since that is "too religious". She has a distinct hatred of Christ.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:38 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:34 AM (rqQle)
Part of OUR problem with armor in urban AOs, is the amount of collateral casualties we are willing to accept.
We won't just blow the shit out of places, due to possible civilian casualties... dealt with this issue doing Shore Fire Support in the Navy. Times we SHOULD have shot, we did not... because.... Nice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2021 01:38 AM (oHd/0)
The tank's armor protects the crew and the important internal hardware. The tank's main gun and various machine guns help to protect the surrounding infantry. The surrounding infantry is who and what seizes the ground being over-run, and also protects the tank itself.
It's all synergy, one cannot do with the other, in whole or in part. More granularly, then add in Armored Personnel Carriers, light artillery and heavy weapons platoons. Every one of them a separate tooth in the Pitbull's Jaw, all chewing merrily away at the enemy with every savage bite. Oh, and airpower, too. You got that, and you don't have a "level playing field", but you've got a billiards table, and every ball on the felt is your own personal sitting duck named Will. Who shall be fired upon, when the appropriate order is issued.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:39 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: French Jeton at December 04, 2021 01:40 AM (jeaSa)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:40 AM (rqQle)
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True Romeo, but unfortunately, we were made very much aware of how "our" media would highlight the slightest misstep when it came to Iraq.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:42 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:42 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:38 AM (rqQle)
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Link earlier today; thousands of Muslims, in the middle east, are converting to Christ.
Many come searching for Christian pastors because Jesus has come to them in dreams.
It's a Dinesh D'Souza clip.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:44 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 01:46 AM (SH2Zi)
Check out the LG Commercial (analog) washer at Lowe's.
Yeah, it's a $ grand. But it's a no-computer, no BS, commercial grade washer that doesn't do fancy crap, but it does WASH. Or, wersh, depending on one's dialect.
It's made to last long enough to pass down to your heirs, kind of machine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 12:39 AM (M8yB3)
It's on YouTube and now available on the other big podcast platforms. It's definitely a science-focused podcast but he's not afraid to look at the UFO/UAP phenomena with an open but reasonably skeptical mind.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2021 01:46 AM (cSs/W)
Many come searching for Christian pastors because Jesus has come to them in dreams.
It's a Dinesh D'Souza clip.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Seen that, but that has nothing to do with my younger daughter.
She grew up in the church, so she knows. But when she became a teenager, she rebelled. Unfortunately, I was in the Army at the time, deployed in Iraq, and was unable (and unwilling) to confront her.
The Lord forgives, but the consequences do not go away.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:49 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 01:49 AM (KATBx)
In WWII we had censor ship of the media in the warzone.
There is no reason we couldn't have done it again.
In fact, if Bush 43 had wanted to win wars instead of just starting them he could have literally copied the ROE and media standards from WWII. Let the FNM argue FDR was a NAZI all day long if they wanted.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 04, 2021 01:50 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:51 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:53 AM (WzJXd)
The First Amendment must obviously apply within the Fifty-(seven?) U.S. States. But in an overseas war-zone? Does it carry the same weight, even there? WWII, we could trust the War Correspondents to a large degree, and they seldom fucked the program. By Vietnam, they had become untrustworthy.
Now though? Tell me how or why they're not considered an Enemy Asset when in a U.S. War Zone, and tell me why we should not deal with them summarily, in accordance with their self-demonstrated status as such.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2021 01:54 AM (WzJXd)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return
This makes me sad for the world my kids have to live in. So thankful they believe in the Lord.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 01:55 AM (qpolg)
https://youtu.be/aAxDSFOuQx4
"On Saturday, December 4, 2021, the total solar eclipse will start at 10:59 a.m., India time and will go on until 3:07 p.m."
Hmm. It's 12:25 p.m. India time now (10:55 p.m. Pacific Time) so it's been happening for an hour and a half and will end at 1:37 a.m. Pacific. This feed is a bit suspect.
Help, rickl!! I need your space brain!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 01:55 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2021 01:56 AM (a4EWo)
They are an enemy asset here.
Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2021 01:56 AM (SH2Zi)
We had a hard rule--you just didn't talk to them period.
They'd try and getting nowhere would go find more fertile ground elsewhere. Easy enough to do.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 01:57 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Infidel
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lol, hub and I are batting .500 so far.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:58 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 01:59 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Braenyard
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You're a sweetie, thank you.
I pray for this every day, but thus far, she is digging in her heels, so much so that she's telling her big sis to cease and desist, which isn't working as far as her big sis is concerned.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:02 AM (rqQle)
Their "fertile ground", ought to have been a few feet down into the mud of any given rice paddy. Likely would've been, too, had y'all knew then, what we all know now, anyway.
"Ebedded" corrspondents. Bleh. Should be "interred", and then press on, regardless.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 02:02 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:02 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 04, 2021 02:03 AM (qpX6U)
As someone above said, she was raised in the Church. Some take longer than others.Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:04 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:04 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel
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We're talking about a child who pierced her own tongue, lips, and cheeks because she could.
She has a very high pain threshold.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:05 AM (rqQle)
.."Ebedded" corrspondents. Bleh. Should be "interred", and then Press On, Regardless. Should've inserted:
Jack Pine Rally, and those who know, are indeed, aged 29.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 02:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at December 04, 2021 02:06 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:06 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: gp
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They didn't seem like the type to be on the lam for long.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:07 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:08 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2021 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
Um, what is this?
Posted by: Infidel
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Parents of the Michigan school shooter were charged with involuntary manslaughter, and they decided to dip out.
Didn't last long.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:10 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:10 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:11 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 02:13 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:14 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:14 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2021 01:49 AM (KATBx)
My cousin got shot through the hand while in vietnam. He was on guard duty, heard some shit, had to call and ask frigging permission to fire, by then it was too late. He did eventually open fire. The next day they found a few pretty young dead VC along with a case of grenades.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2021 02:15 AM (VwHCD)
Infidel:
"Mmmmmmmmm, bacon!"*
*Homer Simpson voice
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:16 AM (jChYW)
Those that swim against the tide have to be well aware that either drowning or being picked off is to be expected.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:17 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:18 AM (rqQle)
I really want to go into space and gaze at the face of the Lord.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:19 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:20 AM (rqQle)
That is all
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 04, 2021 02:20 AM (YMBi3)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:22 AM (rqQle)
All the while, family was supporting me in certain ways, talking to me calmly, occasionally but consistently dripping the word of God on me like a trickling stream that carved the Grand Canyon.
Maintain the family relationship, respect the boundaries and keep working. God's word never returns empty. Not ever.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2021 02:22 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:24 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:27 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH
I know. I tend to hang back at my age. Not saying I would back down, just try to avoid.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:29 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:30 AM (rqQle)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
2nd divorce. Lost career. Almost drank myself to death. Asked Jesus to help me live for the sake of my 3 Kids and He has for 5 years now. Still skating close to the edge of financial ruin because of The 'Rona hysteria ("no jab/no job, Sharkman", The Boss explained, two weeks ago), but I will survive with God in control. Nobody can hurt me but me and that ain't happening. I'm glad you came Home, BC. God is good.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:32 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:33 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2021 02:33 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:33 AM (rqQle)
As Dad always said, don't get mad, get even.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:34 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:34 AM (rqQle)
Now, it's more about realizing where and when I need to step back and reevaluate the situation, especially in regards to my loved ones. I tend to rush headlong into situations.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:38 AM (rqQle)
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Some of us prefer to do it the hard way.
Was discussing this with the GF tonight, when Jesus cured the blind man, the disciples asked Jesus who sinned, the man or his parents, for him to be born blind.
Jesus replies "Neither this man nor his parents sinned, but this happened so that the works of God might be displayed in him."
From the broken shards of glass, the beautiful mosaic is made.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2021 02:40 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2021 02:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:45 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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This made me smile.
Thank you.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:46 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:46 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:48 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 02:49 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2021 02:50 AM (7F9te)
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In 2017, my ex-husband at the time and I reunited during the total eclipse at the time in August. We had divorced in 2012 after over 20 years of marriage.
We remarried in the summer of 2018.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:50 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:51 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at December 04, 2021 02:52 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Yep. No matter how broken you are, until the last, final breath of air leaves your body, you can use that last desperate gasp to ask for forgiveness and be saved . . . I call that breath the "Anchor Breath". Science says it is a myth that there is a last deep breath in the human body that leaves with the soul at death. Some day I will write a book about Faith and that will be the title.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 02:52 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:54 AM (RU4sa)
If the Bible is a roadmap, Heaven is a travel guide.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:55 AM (RU4sa)
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Saw two total solar eclipses in my lifetime.
First time in Hawaii in the early 90s, and 2017 in southern IL with my grandbabies.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 02:58 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return
I'm glad you found each other again.
I get along with my 2nd Ex. Still love her, in fact. Would never, ever touch her again, though, not after "that" which destroyed our marriage. So I've couch-surfed and worked shitty jobs for 10 years to make sure I could maintain her and my three Kids (two from her previous marriage that are MY Kids) could have everything they need, go to college and live in peace in a safe place: St. Augustine, FL. Lord willing I will be moving from Shitland (SoCal) to St. A to join them in January.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 03:02 AM (jChYW)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 03:05 AM (jChYW)
......
Well that'll be quite the move!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2021 03:06 AM (7F9te)
When I got out of the Army in 2009, things went downhill from there, and God, in His infinite mercy, saw that we needed to be apart to recognize some things. During that time, I dated other men, and even married another man, just to see him die of cancer. God saw fit to teach me some very harsh lessons.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 03:08 AM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 03:19 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return
"Spare the rod; spoil the child." Pain is a great teacher and God does use it sometimes to great effect.
Thank you for your prayers. You are in mine.
Have you read Death on a Friday Afternoon by the late Fr. Richard John Neuhaus? My go-to read when I am thinking deeply about Jesus and "Why?!?!" Also, Dr. Scott Hahn's "The Fourth Cup" video is mind-opening:
https://youtu.be/v1yAvrVoYzo
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 03:21 AM (M8yB3)
We, as a species, tend to only learn lessons the hard way.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 03:23 AM (Mp1ug)
This man knows me better than anyone on this Earth, and for some reason, he still wants to spend the rest of this earthly life with me, so much so, he prayed that I would come back to him.
This has me so gobsmacked, that I still have difficulty making heads and tails of it.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 03:28 AM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 03:31 AM (qpolg)
Right now, my youngest daughter and my granddaughters are in the grip of some evil entities, and it's a battle that may result in less than good outcomes.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 03:37 AM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 03:41 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 04, 2021 03:43 AM (Mp1ug)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 03:43 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 04, 2021 03:48 AM (MqQvv)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2021 03:49 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2021 03:50 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Infidel
Flying to see them on Dec 18 for Christmas. In Jan/Feb when I make the move, will be driving a mobile home from Shitland to FL so will stop by and cook up some ribeyes and scallops for ya!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2021 03:53 AM (M8yB3)
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