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Guys -- big fat soysack manchild p*ssy Kevin Smith is Batman now or something.

An Arizona sheriff doesn't think much of Alec Baldwin's "An SUV fired my gun" defense:"

"Guns don’t just go off," Sheriff Adan Mendoza told Fox News Digital. "So whatever needs to happen to manipulate the firearm, he did that and it was in his hands."

Dr. Oz announces his bid to become Republican nominee for Pennsylvania Senate. Sean Parnell withdrew after his soon-to-be-ex-wife made various claims in the midst of their divorce, and was awarded sole custody of their children.

I know nothing about him. I assume he's terrible.

BREAKING: Conservative students chant “Let’s Go Brandon” and drown out ASU Kyle Rittenhouse protest pic.twitter.com/CnuZeCkDp9
— Jack Posobiec ✝️ (@JackPosobiec) December 2, 2021

Ron DeSantis proposes the formation of the Florida State Guard.

We can expect the national media to go bananas as Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has taken a bold step in advancement of federalism with authorization and funding for the formation of a state militia known as the Florida State Guard.
During an event today in Pensacola Florida, the governor announced the creation of three new state-centric armories to support the new state guard units. One in the former airbase at Homestead, one in Gainesville and one in Malabar. As noted in the release, "The establishment of the Florida State Guard will further support those emergency response efforts in the event of a hurricane, natural disasters and other state emergencies. The $3.5 million to establish the Florida State Guard will enable civilians to be trained in the best emergency response techniques."

Lots of potential emergencies on the horizon, you know?

Video of the announcement at the link.

When that Tennessee Whiskey hits… pic.twitter.com/Si2RcJ6HOg
— Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) December 2, 2021

There's a zoom-in that I didn't copy but you can see this guy's little dick poking through his tight skirt. Libs of Tik Tok commented, "If this guy wants to improve his tuck game, I know a few Tik Tok channels that can help him."

Kumala Poises Herself for Success:

Kamala Harris honked the horn of an electric bus today and sang “The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round” with Pete Buttigieg. pic.twitter.com/IYT5U2yBJt
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 2, 2021

Below: Looters are now looting from other looters.

Democrats have made the world of Mad Max a reality.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:10 PM (XvPQV)

2 Also, fatman, BATMAN's mask doesn't cover his mouth, does it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

3 "Maskless guy looked at me like I was an idiot".

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:11 PM (jEjoo)

4 SPOOGE

Posted by: Thrust at December 02, 2021 06:12 PM (ZSK0i)

5 WTH?

Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 06:12 PM (JPtHE)

6 Who's worried about free-range 'rona?

Posted by: huerfano at December 02, 2021 06:12 PM (MzKgG)

7 That last video looks like seagulls fighting over a Cheeto.

Posted by: Drc at December 02, 2021 06:12 PM (vbaSG)

8 Batman wears a cowl.

Another sign that Kevin Smith shouldn't be anywhere near writing a Batman script.

Posted by: Bete at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (Ojki1)

9 Posobeic is savaging Oz on his twitter. Bottom line, Oz is lying shit stain carpetbagger.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (GYllL)

10 Yeah, guy with double mask running outdoors is an idiot.

Posted by: Bosk at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (x6uUk)

11 Self-firing guns are all the rage with Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (9nFiE)

12 3 "Maskless guy looked at me like I was an idiot".

There's a reason for that.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:11 PM (jEjoo)

Movie critics have been doing that since '00, you'd think K Smith would be use to that reaction by now.

Posted by: Bete at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM (Ojki1)

13 Why the Florida State Guard? Why not just remove the Florida National Guard they already have from Federal control the way OK is doing it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM (XvPQV)

14 Most people don't eat Kraft Peanut Butter because it sucks. But now they have another reason.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM (jEjoo)

15 Masked up dude at the top has cray-cray eyes.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM (9nFiE)

16 9 Posobeic is savaging Oz on his twitter. Bottom line, Oz is lying shit stain carpetbagger.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (GYllL)

Is that really such a bad thing though? Big tent and all.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM (Ojki1)

17 Ace,

Dr. Oz was a superb cardio-thoracic surgeon...one of the best.

But then he lost his fucking mind...so yeah...he's terrible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (Q9lwr)

18 And the backwards ball cap is a dead give away. A douchebag idiot.

Posted by: Bosk at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (x6uUk)

19 Correction, Kevin Smith didn't suck so hard when he was a fat sack. Once he had his heart attack and become a fitter, vegan, uber-leftist he really went down the tubes.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (cSs/W)

20 I read a good thought on Alec Baldwin's statement "I never pulled the trigger!" He was using a reproduction of a Colt .45 single action revolver. If you're handling a single action with the hammer already pulled back and cocked, it's pretty easy for it to discharge without you puling the trigger - it's still the shooter's fault for letting it happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)

21 Our society is broken

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (ZMtsZ)

22 Masked hikers have self-triaged.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (FhXTo)

23 8 Batman wears a cowl.

Another sign that Kevin Smith shouldn't be anywhere near writing a Batman script.

Posted by: Bete at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (Ojki1)

++

Was watching a Stan Lee interview (conducted by Kevin Smith) from the release of the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man where Smith makes a big deal of the fact that Spidey was the first fully masked hero, unlike Batman.

Everyone grows dumber with politics.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (U9E7u)

24 I know we're going to win the House back, but is there a realistic scenario where Republicans can win the Senate in 2022? Just seems like a tough map and PA looks like an L.

And fuck our divorce court system that favors women in this way.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (ATzjB)

25 Kevin Smith's downward spiral has been sad.

I liked his movies back when he was a jolly fatass.

Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2021 06:16 PM (oXNqT)

26 I had no idea Kraft even made peanut butter. I don't think this will help.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 02, 2021 06:16 PM (fTtFy)

27 Also, Batman covers the top half of his face, not his fucking mouth.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 06:16 PM (cSs/W)

28 Kevin Smith looks like a pedo trying to hide behind masks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 06:16 PM (Dgf0T)

29 Imagine the crud Mask Guy hacks up from his lungs every day.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 06:16 PM (9nFiE)

30 sheesh. We are really done for.

Kraft Foods selling peanut butter with Trans story hour.

The Republican Party is passing Biden policies through the Congress tonight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (nBCCt)

31 6 Who's worried about free-range 'rona?

Egad! I'm protected by 2 point barbed wire against free range cattle and free range Karen but, 'rona? I think I'm scared.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (GYllL)

32 >>>22 Masked hikers have self-triaged.

adam carolla was complaining that LA was requiring masks on trails in 2020, but I think this was taken after that. and double masking wasn't required. Also, it was never required to be proud of masking yourself while hiking.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (0G13K)

33 The first 3 Kevin Smith movies were good, everything else was downhill after that.
He's basically been coasting off of his initial fame from those movies for his entire career.
Kinda like Star Wars.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (ZMtsZ)

34 LOL.. Kamala is gonna end up under that bus

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (Pohvy)

35 Doc Oz is one of the only people who's stood up for Ivermectin. Plus he irritates all the right people. I didn't know if I was in favor of him running until I saw who got really mad about it.

you go Senator Oz!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (trdmm)

36 Can we please delay the breakdown in society until I cross the border out of Illinois? Thanks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (kTF2Z)

37 I read a good thought on Alec Baldwin's statement "I never pulled the trigger!" He was using a reproduction of a Colt .45 single action revolver. If you're handling a single action with the hammer already pulled back and cocked, it's pretty easy for it to discharge without you puling the trigger - it's still the shooter's fault for letting it happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)

I have two single action revolvers downstairs. I would like you to explain to me in detail how they would fire without the trigger being pulled.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (XvPQV)

38 Kevin Smith's downward spiral has been sad.

I liked his movies back when he was a jolly fatass.

Oh. Was I supposed to know who he was? I thought he was just another lunatic with a Twitter account.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (jEjoo)

39 I bet Kraft peanut butter tastes like cheese.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 06:19 PM (9nFiE)

40 If you actually wanted to look like a woman you wouldn't go for a really bad version of Dolly Parton with the big hair and, wearing castoffs from failures at Halloween costumes, and you wouldn't be sporting a beard. Isn't there some actual cross dresser who doesn't think they're a woman who could give them styling tips.?No sane parent should bring their children within 400 feet of these loons. They're probably pedophiles too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:19 PM (poMoX)

41 I guess I'll just listen and stay out of the Dr Oz stuff lol

I don't know maybe I'm just truly a shitty judge of character, it's very possible

Kevin Smith is a total idiot, also

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)

42 Oh. Was I supposed to know who he was? I thought he was just another lunatic with a Twitter account.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (jEjoo)
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Well he is that, now, so you're not wrong.

But 20+ years ago he made a few pretty good movies.

Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
etc.

Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (oXNqT)

43 The American Heart Association is not science! Only Fauci is science! So sayeth the Fauci, so sayeth the science!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (RnijC)

44 I guess I'll just listen and stay out of the Dr Oz stuff lol

I never figured him to be a Republican...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (Pohvy)

45 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

46 30 The Republican Party is passing Biden policies through the Congress tonight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2021 06:17 PM (nBCCt)

Give us enough to have the House and we'll stop doing it.
Well, if we get the Senate as well.
And the Presidency, as long as it is one we like.
And then the courts...and the media
And then, then we'll consider voting for what we run on.
Maybe.

...Donate Today!

Posted by: GoPe at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

47 Umm, Batman isn't real.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (F6Xpw)

48 That chick with a dick just shows you that men truly are better at womaning than actual females.

And Kraft can kiss my Mac N Cheese subsidies good bye.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (haWye)

49 34 LOL.. Kamala is gonna end up under that bus

LOL The wheels on the bus go thump thump thump

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (GYllL)

50 Go load up on some boosters while you're at it, Kevin. What a doosh.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (TNyrE)

51 35 Doc Oz is one of the only people who's stood up for Ivermectin. Plus he irritates all the right people. I didn't know if I was in favor of him running until I saw who got really mad about it.

yeah!!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (j9HX3)

52 Masked hikers have self-~~triaged~~ selected.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM

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Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)

53 Why would anyone hike in a mask, much less two?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (poMoX)

54 I have two single action revolvers downstairs. I would like you to explain to me in detail how they would fire without the trigger being pulled.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (XvPQV)

not what Alec did, but hammer cocked, drop it on a hard floor. Boom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (trdmm)

55 If it was crazy cold out the outer mask by itself might be useful. But if its not cold enough to want more than a ball cap on your head? No just no. I hate seeming people wear masks outdoors. Indoors is stupid enough. Masking outdoors is end of life Howard Hughes level of phobia IMO.

Posted by: paleRider at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (3cGpq)

56 Smart move by Kamala- hanging out with the popular chick.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2021 06:22 PM (AD3JT)

57 I arrived too late to comment in the last thread but I just wanted to say that there is something deeply weird and unsettling about Brian Stelter. Just watching him on TV is really uncomfortable for me.

Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2021 06:22 PM (oXNqT)

58 Good job, America!

Now seems unlikely there will be any return to a modern, free, science-based society in my lifetime. Just idiotic medieval authoritarian nonsense from now on.

An academic question is whether Trump would have tried, or been able, to end this catastrophe. He was completely a creature of the crackpot incompetent technical people at the start, but his instincts clearly were solid.

In a few years, when the medical outcomes in FL and Sweden are identical to those in every other jurisdiction (with usual adjustments applied), will *anyone* alive even think to ask "hmmm, maybe all of that turning the world upside down, ruining lives, and destroying society was, um, for nothing?".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:22 PM (OTzUX)

59 Dr Oz?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:22 PM (RnijC)

60 Evidently Guy in a dress was moving forward with his penis first.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:22 PM (poMoX)

61 I was listening to Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith was a guest and was talking about how he wakes up in the morning and basically starts taking edibles, every day. throughout the day. Like that's normal.

It's like someone saying they shotgun a beer as soon as they wake up and keep drinking all day. It's called being an addict.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (ATzjB)

62 Self-firing guns are all the rage with Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 06:13 PM (9nFiE)

Yeah, his mouth is forever going off half cocked. Or perhaps fully cocked; who knows.

I remember a semiauto handgun recall a few years back -- If you had a round in the chamber, you could shake the gun and it would sometimes fire without touching the trigger.

I don't think that's possible with a revolver though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (F0YaR)

63 But 20+ years ago he made a few pretty good movies.

Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
etc.

Ah. So he's a has been whos career is now his Twitter account. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (jEjoo)

64 The Florida State Guard should be something of a wakeup call for the Pentagon brass.

Trying to turn the US military into the Armed Faction of US Fortune 500 Human Resources Departments by purging the none woke only has a chance to work if the purged can't just go to another competing power center for employment. Too bad the Pentagon brass is probably too dumb to pull themselves from their downward spiraling nonsense.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (dYe5S)

65 The Masters of the Universe fiasco (which saw Smith blatantly lying about elements of the plot before the show actually released... and did everything that the rumors claimed it would do) has hopefully burned any last reserves of geek credit that Smith still had.

And I don't know that non-Geeks ever really cared about Smith.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (ZMVGU)

66 "Batman wears a mask."

Batman is fictional.

Like your manhood.

Posted by: drjimi at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (DNG9x)

67 I never figured him to be a Republican...

yeah I mean I am tangentially familiar with him I guess!

I don't know about politics but as far as his beliefs re: holistic medicine I am right there with him

ALSO his wife is cool (and a member of the New Church/Swedenborgian)

i just like them so... I will stay out of this. but no it's not like I think he's some rock ribbed Republican ... but then again, now, who even is?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (j9HX3)

68 Dr. Oz loves the Red Flag because doctor and science.
He can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (GYllL)

69 Kraft is dead to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (mD/uy)

70 That's a sick Twitter Burn, Kevin Smith!!

You Go, BOYYYYYYYYYYZZZZ

(wasn't he some kind of movie director a decade or 2 ago? I forgot he even exists)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2021 06:24 PM (sAmhv)

71 #TransDayOfRemembrance = fat ugly mentally ill dudes who like to dress up as chicks.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 02, 2021 06:24 PM (F6Xpw)

72 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.

Being an overgrown child has been his schtick for decades. Back when he was just an overgrown child it was silly but not terminally so.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 06:24 PM (olroh)

73 And I don't know that non-Geeks ever really cared about Smith.

I'm a massive geek (and comics geek too) and I've ALWAYS hated him

useless lightweight - dumb - why?!?! I just ask myself why. he's crap.

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 06:24 PM (j9HX3)

74 Batman wearing a mask over the top of his face is um it's different from what Smith is doing. Does he know that?

It's also a massively childish response. Does he know that as well?

Also, Batman isn't a real person. Who's gonna tell him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (LvTSG)

75 45 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

I'm 62, I wear a US Navy Ship's ballcap when I snow ski... It's forward when on the lift, then backwards when I ski so it does not fly off.

Scorn? you amuse me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

76 On Dr. Oz, I know nothing about him, but I'm not opposed to "outside the box" type candidates.

I just hope it's not a vanity play.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (ATzjB)

77 Can we please delay the breakdown in society until I cross the border out of Illinois? Thanks.
Posted by: Duke

So you want us to pray for 10 more days?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (Dgf0T)

78 I'll probably regret saying this, but it's not like Dr. Oz can be any worse than Pat Toomey

Posted by: Bumr50 at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (WFHLN)

79 For Smith and those like him it is virtue signaling. Post it on your social media so your fellow lunatics can upvote you

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (CYnTg)

80 I just wanted to pop in to say thank you all so much for your prayers! Luca Michael was born just before noon, weighing 8lbs, 1oz, and very healthy! Grandma and Papa are so happy for his mom, dad, and big sisters!

Posted by: Toni at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (XASjw)

81 For those who haven't already seen this meme:

"The difference between the vaxx and Kyle Rittenhouse is that his shots worked."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (qFRAe)

82 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.

I feel like going full Tony Soprano on them.

"Take off your hat."

Of course, I feel like that whenever I see a guy wearing a cover indoors.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (mD/uy)

83 I have two single action revolvers downstairs. I would like you to explain to me in detail how they would fire without the trigger being pulled.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (XvPQV)

not what Alec did, but hammer cocked, drop it on a hard floor. Boom.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (trdmm)

Well since Alec didn't drop it, it's moot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

84 Isn't Dr Oz a Muslim?

I'm not saying that's a dealbreaker, but that's what i thought I had heard.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (ATzjB)

85 Smith's movie career is spending chump change on shit movies that star his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter.

He's essentially become the American Uwe Boll by this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (LvTSG)

86 From what little I've seen of Dr. Oz, he seems to embrace various pseudo scientific causes and the loons who push them.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (F6Xpw)

87 Anything a woman can do, a man can do better

Too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:27 PM (2JoB8)

88 More Oz savaging

https://twitter.com/jackposobiec?lang=en

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:27 PM (GYllL)

89 "I'll probably regret saying this, but it's not like Dr. Oz can be any worse than Pat Toomey"

Sadly, probably the savvy and prudent call.

Have heard the name but have never had any idea who "Dr Oz" is.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:27 PM (OTzUX)

90 Luca Michael was born just before noon, weighing 8lbs, 1oz, and very healthy! Grandma and Papa are so happy for his mom, dad, and big sisters!
Posted by: Toni

Congrats!! "Luca Michael" such a handsome name.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:27 PM (mD/uy)

91 I admit to liking Jay and Silent Bob Fight Back - but that was 20 years ago. I've had no use for him since then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:27 PM (trdmm)

92 Dylan can't sing a note but, plays the guitar, harmonica and piano.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 02, 2021 06:28 PM (b+v9B)

93 I just want a Republican that can win in PA, even Toomey is better than some Leftist Democrat.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:28 PM (ATzjB)

94 I'm 62, I wear a US Navy Ship's ballcap when I snow ski... It's forward when on the lift, then backwards when I ski so it does not fly off.

Scorn? you amuse me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

If you have a utilitarian purpose for doing so, go for it.
I'm talking about man children and their fashion statements.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:28 PM (vuisn)

95 Posted by: Toni

Congratulations to all and God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (poMoX)

96 Prayers of thanks Toni.
Congrats!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (Dgf0T)

97 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

I'm 62, I wear a US Navy Ship's ballcap when I snow ski... It's forward when on the lift, then backwards when I ski so it does not fly off.

Scorn? you amuse me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

I'm fairly sure Dr. Varno's talking about a fashion statement, not about an issue of practicality...

Posted by: Thrust at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (ZSK0i)

98 Ron DeSantis proposes the formation of the Florida State Guard.

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Next, do nukes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (qFRAe)

99 I hiked today too. No mask. Not even one.

I am the danger.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (Bmy3R)

100 and then, Kevin Smith broke down weeping. And a 300 pound cheeto-stained 40 year old He-Man fan kicked his ass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

101 Dr Oz is full of shit!

Posted by: The Munchkins at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (kTF2Z)

102 RE: Dr. Oz;

I'm willing to expand the definition of "acceptable" for a GOP Senate nominee in PA, much more so than I would be willing to do in my homestate of MO.

We're not going to get Tom Cotton or Tim Scott elected in PA, imo, not even in 2022.

The open seat in PA is gonna be tough for any Republican, & the DEM will likely start as the favorite.

As for Doc Oz, about whom I know next to nothing, I recall a certain Queens realtor who gave money to HRC & declared himself pro-choice.

Posted by: mnw at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (Cssks)

103 53 Why would anyone hike in a mask, much less two?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:21 PM (poMoX)

Who would believe Dr. Fauci? Or believe Joe "Six Day War liaison and Arrested in South Africa" Biden? Or wear a P---- Hat? Or watch a Brian Stelter show?

People who hike in one or more masks to keep from getting COVID, that's who!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (AMIL/)

104 84 Isn't Dr Oz a Muslim?

I'm not saying that's a dealbreaker, but that's what i thought I had heard.
Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM (ATzjB)

Ethnically, he's Turkish. But it's probably mostly a C and E thing with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (trdmm)

105 https://tinyurl.com/yc5erxmd
Truth About Guns.com on Alec

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

106 I feel like going full Tony Soprano on them.

"Take off your hat."

You gotta bee onna you 'at!

Posted by: Furio Giunta at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (Bmy3R)

107 I'm 62, I wear a US Navy Ship's ballcap when I snow ski... It's forward when on the lift, then backwards when I ski so it does not fly off.

You turn your hat around strategically like when shooting. Not as a fashion statement.

Backward caps and flat bills are just a request for an ass kicking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

108 92 Dylan can't sing a note but, plays the guitar, harmonica and piano.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 02, 2021 06:28 PM (b+v9B)
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If I were made king tomorrow, my first act would be to bar Bob Dylan from being within 50 feet of a live microphone.

Posted by: ballistic at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (oXNqT)

109 Most people don't eat Kraft Peanut Butter because it sucks. But now they have another reason.

--

I didn't even know they made peanut butter. But since I believe they're under the brand Kraft umbrella, I'm not too keen on buying anything of theirs anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (sVtYq)

110 37 I read a good thought on Alec Baldwin's statement "I never pulled the trigger!" He was using a reproduction of a Colt .45 single action revolver. If you're handling a single action with the hammer already pulled back and cocked, it's pretty easy for it to discharge without you puling the trigger - it's still the shooter's fault for letting it happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)

I have two single action revolvers downstairs. I would like you to explain to me in detail how they would fire without the trigger being pulled.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 06:18 PM (XvPQV)

Yeah, got a single action colt replica 7 ft away from me. Is it his contention that the gun was cocked and one in the chamber when he picked it up?

Because that is NOT the story I heard... I heard he was messing around practicing quick drawing it. And you would NEVER quick draw with the hammer already back, or you'd shoot your damn foot off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

111 Also, Batman isn't a real person. Who's gonna tell him?

I wear my ballcap backwards, what are you going to do?

Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (+LCoQ)

112 100 and then, Kevin Smith broke down weeping. And a 300 pound cheeto-stained 40 year old He-Man fan kicked his ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

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Can you blame him? He heard that Patty Jenkins' Rogue Squadron movie got canceled. It's just the worst thing that's happened to him and womankind, but most importantly him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (LvTSG)

113 I like the cut of The Oz jib.

Posted by: Chris Christie at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (GYllL)

114 Also, Batman isn't a real person. Who's gonna tell him?

“Over here, we have a sane, well-adjusted male wearing two masks on an outdoor hiking trail. Down here, we have a bitter, angry-as-hell, formerly successful director. Over here, we got Superman, and up here Batman. Which one is going to get to the $100 bill first?”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (olroh)

115 South Africa records NO hospital admissions or deaths from super strain - but scientists won't know for at least two weeks
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:32 PM (lfdhp)

116 53 - Why would anyone hike in a mask, much less two?

103 - People who hike in one or more masks to keep from getting COVID, that's who!

Are we writing a Seuss book?

Posted by: Furio Giunta at December 02, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R)

117 I just wanted to pop in to say thank you all so much for your prayers! Luca Michael was born just before noon, weighing 8lbs, 1oz, and very healthy! Grandma and Papa are so happy for his mom, dad, and big sisters!
Posted by: Toni at December 02, 2021 06:26 PM

Many congratulations on their first masculine child!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 06:32 PM (rBtIz)

118 One Mask, Two Mask, Red Mask, Blue Mask

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R)

119 My own shadow causes me to Biden my pants!!!

Posted by: Karen-Kevin Smith at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (Xrfse)

120 @70

He directed the just-released Masters of the Universe sequel series on Netflix. Before it was released, rumors circulated that He-Man - the main character in the original series and toyline - barely existed in the sequel. Smith claimed that wasn't true, and aggressively went after people who mentioned the rumors. And then the first half of the series dropped... and He-Man got killed in the first episode.

There was apparently a lot more fodder for attacking Smith in the series, but I haven't seen it myself, so I won't comment further.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (ZMVGU)

121 Thanks, Tonypete! Sisters are Giuliana and Serafina, and Luca is a family name.

Posted by: Toni at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (XASjw)

122 As for Doc Oz, about whom I know next to nothing, I recall a certain Queens realtor who gave money to HRC & declared himself pro-choice.
Posted by: mnw

+1

I think the whole "TruCon" thing with the purity tests showed it was a scam anyway.

If a celebrity in this day and age is willing to take the slings and arrows from outing themselves as a Republican, they probably are on our side.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (ATzjB)

123 45 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

124 It is truly odd watching the left go out of their way to display mental illness. The whole system of likes and retweets etc has created this bizarre ecosystem of seeking approval in bubbles that only exist on social media.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

125 115 South Africa records NO hospital admissions or deaths from super strain - but scientists won't know for at least two weeks
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:32 PM (lfdhp)

Uh, hasn't it been two weeks yet?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

126 If the great and powerful Dr Oz is so great, why am I three fucking feet tall and talk like I'm huffing helium?

Posted by: The Munchkins at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

127 Oz the great and powerful!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (63Dwl)

128 "Guns don't just go off"

There are certain ones that do when dropped.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

129 https://barnetteforsenate.com/
Pennsylvania, is getting my vote

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

130 "Two masks is overkill." Um, I'm calling bulljunk on that actually happening to this knob.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (sVtYq)

131 57 I arrived too late to comment in the last thread but I just wanted to say that there is something deeply weird and unsettling about Brian Stelter. Just watching him on TV is really uncomfortable for me.
Posted by: ballistic

He looks at everybody through a camera lense and pictures them as cream filled donuts. That look he has is lust and hunger. It is creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (sAmhv)

132 126 If the great and powerful Dr Oz is so great, why am I three fucking feet tall and talk like I'm huffing helium?
Posted by: The Munchkins at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

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"If you don't like my ironic gift to your request to see the world from a new angle, then give it back."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (LvTSG)

133 O/T

In Russia, wave rides you.

Badass storm waves crashing over a sea wall in Sochi.

https://twitter.com/Jaarden1/status/
1466411972816211975

Posted by: Hands at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (786Ro)

134 I wear my ballcap backwards, what are you going to do?
Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM

Knee you in the balls, fuck Vicki Vale and have a sammich.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (rBtIz)

135 130 "Two masks is overkill." Um, I'm calling bulljunk on that actually happening to this knob.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (sVtYq)

Twas the voice in his head that told him. He often looses arguments that way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

136 So, lets pretend Batman is a real person, so that his response was actually "fact" instead of description of a story.

Batman doesn't wear two masks.
Batman wears body armor over his face to protect him from attack and recognition
Batman's mask does not cover his freaking mouth.

Kevin Smith is a gigantic idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

137 Because that is NOT the story I heard... I heard he was messing around practicing quick drawing it. And you would NEVER quick draw with the hammer already back, or you'd shoot your damn foot off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

That was mostly for the sake of argument. It's hard to tell what Alec is claiming because his story has changed a dozen times already.

Saw that the mystery "live ammo" probably came from the on-set armorer herself. Some reports that cast members were screwing around and target shooting with it earlier in the day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (trdmm)

138 I was going to say, I flip my cap backwards when shooting. Don't scorn me!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM (Bmy3R)

139 So I said, "Look, you meanie, Kevin Smith wears shirts you can see his nipples in!" I like speaking truthigoodness to powermeanbadness.

Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (6FeV1)

140 >>I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!

Just make sure you aren't driving a girl car.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

141 They never describe the looters . It's just assumed which is a very very sad commentary.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (cQd8v)

142 there is something deeply weird and unsettling about Brian Stelter

It's exactly what we on the left find so darned attractive!

Posted by: Karen-Kevin Smith at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (Xrfse)

143 Who snow skis in a cap? That's unusual and frankly, disturbing.

Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (JPtHE)

144 Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth or nose, Kevin. A comic books shop owner who actually wrote the book should know that.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (54IgS)

145 128 "Guns don't just go off"

There are certain ones that do when dropped.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, but if yer dumb enough to buy one? I mean, mil issued arms are one thing, but....

Especially if you supposedly have Gun Experts on set?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (oHd/0)

146 71 #TransDayOfRemembrance = fat ugly mentally ill dudes who like to dress up as chicks.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 02, 2021 06:24 PM (F6Xpw)

WTF is this so-called TransDayOfRemembrance? Is that when you celebrate getting boobs and whacking off your junk...hacking off your junk?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

147 129 https://barnetteforsenate.com/
Pennsylvania, is getting my vote

I really like her.
Oz is a DS plant.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (GYllL)

148 140 >>I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!

Just make sure you aren't driving a girl car.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

=====

So many Subarus...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (LvTSG)

149 Willowed.
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NOOD Quikies
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
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486 Just finishing up The Great Escape on Roku. Damn that's a good movie, definitely in my top 5 ww2 movies and only surpassed by The Big Red One
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (IJES/)

You lot post daster than monkies on crack.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (IJES/)

150 99 I hiked today too. No mask. Not even one.

I am the danger.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:29 PM (Bmy3R)

I went to the grocery store today no mask. Literally the only person in the place not wearing one. This is Vermont, all these people hate me and want me dead. Figure the least I could do is return the favor.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (8B3T1)

151 All I know of Dr Oz is he seemed to push the latest diet pill fads a lot. But I thought Trump was a NYC liberal back in 2016, and he did advanced more conservative ideas than anyone I know of. Congress critter is cushy work, docs, business owners, whatever tend to work at hanging onto the job; but I'd have thought Oz's media gig was even better.

Posted by: paleRider at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (3cGpq)

152 On the Kraft thing, I checked the Twitter to see if this really was on there.

It's definitely trying to be pro "lets talk about pronouns", but I didn't see the pic in question of the drag queens.

I also get the impression Kraft corporate doesn't know what's going on. It has "gibberish" text in the description.

Not making excuses, I'm still boycotting it.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (ATzjB)

153 Alec Baldwin did not pull the rrigger and shoot Halyna.

It was the second gunman on the grassy knoll that shot her.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Z32m1)

154 Can you knee Batman in the balls? Batman wears a kevlar codpiece.

The BatBalls Barricade.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Bmy3R)

155 143 Who snow skis in a cap? That's unusual and frankly, disturbing.
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (JPtHE)

Guess I've been disturbing for over 30 years then.

Before that I used to ski in a Cowboy hat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (oHd/0)

156
Kamala Harris honked the horn of an electric bus today and sang "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round" with Pete Buttigieg.

--------

Maybe he can strap on his fake tits full of milk that he uses on his designer accessory baby and make a kids show. Homomelon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (2ABQr)

157 Why the F would we want another Tim Scott? Or even Tom Cotton? They're useful in some sense, but not a chance of the country even edging back towards sanity without much more than their ilk.

Trump should have won PA by 3-5%. Purest case of "gee, let's pound our fingers with a sledge hammer!". An unknown entertainment figure is no longer a laughable idea - the sub-pathetic political class has eliminated all standards and expectations.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (OTzUX)

158 Now Smith is reduced to writing the new He-Man cartoon, which apparently doesn't have He-Man in it (according to the drinker).

In 1983 I was busy with my first job and getting laid, so I really wasn't watching cartoons. But apparently it's important to people who were growing up then, and he's gotten their wrath for raping yet one more childhood memory.

Drinker was showing some video of Smith bawling like a baby getting all emotional over Star Wars or something. Joe Mannix already listed reasons for men to cry, and I'm pretty sure that watching Rey beating up Kylo Ren wasn't there.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (wAnMi)

159 Batman wears a COWL you dumbass

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (p40Pc)

160 Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth or nose, Kevin. A comic books shop owner who actually wrote the book should know that.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, JD at December 02, 2021 06:36 PM (54IgS)

And it doesn't address the issue of two masks. Batman doesn't wear two masks. Might as well said Chickenpot pie , Chickenpot pie. That's my nonsensical retort. ( Thank you Just Shoot Me )

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (cQd8v)

161 >I was listening to Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith was a guest and was talking about how he wakes up in the morning and basically starts taking edibles, every day. throughout the day. Like that's normal.

It's like someone saying they shotgun a beer as soon as they wake up and keep drinking all day. It's called being an addict.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:23 PM (ATzjB)

I wonder if that's why he cries more than Bob with bitch tits. What a living Soyjack.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (cSs/W)

162 Guys -- big fat soysack manchild p*ssy Kevin Smith is Batman now or something.

==

do't talk to crazies. ever.

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

163 How many masks will protect you from getting your nose broken?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 06:39 PM (llON8)

164 I was listening to Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith was a guest and was talking about how he wakes up in the morning and basically starts taking edibles, every day. throughout the day. Like that's normal.

Well, its normal to Joe Rogan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

165 I was going to say, I flip my cap backwards when shooting. Don't scorn me!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:35 PM

Exceptions can be made when actual men are behind the triggers of their long barrels.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 06:39 PM (rBtIz)

166 Good for Gov. DeSantis. Individual states also need to develop their own individual WMD systems because there really is only one enemy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2021 06:39 PM (nMx88)

167 Thanks, Tonypete! Sisters are Giuliana and Serafina, and Luca is a family name.
Posted by: Toni

Wonderful names! I just want to pinch all of their cheeks!!

Bel bambino!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:39 PM (mD/uy)

168 "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round"

The Price at the Pump Goes Up Up Up

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)

169 Damn it.

Chickenpot Chickenpot Chickenpot Pieeee!

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (cQd8v)

170 the governor announced the creation of three new state-centric armories to support the new state guard units. ...
Florida State Guard will enable civilians to be trained in the best emergency response techniques.

Civilians part of the Florida State Guard trained at three newly created armories.

Texas? Alabama? Utah? Idaho? any other state?
Time to pony up, boys.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (lfdhp)

171 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:38 PM (wAnMi)

Yeah, 1983 I was digging Marine Bodies out of the barracks in Beirut.

I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

172 Texas should build their own Navy too. Probably beat the US Navy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

173 168 "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round"

The Price at the Pump Goes Up Up Up
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)

The chickenhead Veep goes glurk glurk glurk...

Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (6FeV1)

174 159 Batman wears a COWL you dumbass

and yoga pants and a Speedo.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (GYllL)

175 >>> 123 45 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

Yeah? Well, I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder!

Posted by: That Guy in That Commercial, You Know the One at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (llON8)

176 Our society is broken

Posted by: Iasonas at December 0

Beyond repair.

Posted by: If we're being honest at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (Uf5ob)

177 Kevin Smith was funny when he was writing self-deprecating movies about betaboi convenience store clerks getting cucked by their girlfriends (i.e., biographical material). After some money started coming in, he decided he was an Artiste, who made Serious Movies.

Yeah, they all sucked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (bW8dp)

178 Yeah, I'm gonna go with Kevin Smith is, get this, lying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

179 Stop the world. I want off this stupid ride.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (II3Gr)

180 The weird thing is that guys like Kevin aren't ashamed to be guys like Kevin. I guess that's how it happens. If I woke up one morning and felt like even a hundredth as lame as him, I'd drown myself. In the toilet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (2ABQr)

181 I flip my hat when playing tennis if the sun not out. Cap mostly works as a sweatband.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (cQd8v)

182 Cut the cable in 2012

Tell me that Kraft peanut butter thing is .. a satire or prank... right? "Transexual day of remembrance" ? This is ... not actually happening. Right?

Lie if you must

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (Idlcg)

183 Looters, looting looters. That's gold.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (SH2Zi)

184 dr oz is backed by oprah, and oprah is bad, bad news.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (AwPyG)

185 So if I go to twatter I see a bunch of people posting that the government has no right to tell women what they can do to their body, followed by debates about whether the government should force women to take 2 or 3 covid jabs.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (ESjRY)

186 I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.

I think you have to be of a certain age to like or fondly remember He-Man. I thought it was dumb as hell. And slightly homo, yeah. Like He-man would have been shacked up with another guy if one was actually on the show

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

187 173 168 "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round"

The Price at the Pump Goes Up Up Up
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)

The chickenhead Veep goes glurk glurk glurk...

The Transportation Sec goes Down Down Down...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (Bmy3R)

188
Tell your kids that anyone insisting gender identity and pronouns is nuts and should be shunned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (0x8YM)

189 I was listening to Joe Rogan and Kevin Smith was a guest and was talking about how he wakes up in the morning and basically starts taking edibles, every day. throughout the day. Like that's normal.

Well, its normal to Joe Rogan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What's funny is Rogan was uncomfortable with Smith thinking that was normal, as pro-pot as Rogan is.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (ATzjB)

190 Thankfully Kraft peanut butter is no longer sold in Australia. The brand here got taken over and then renamed by an Aussie company, Bega.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (MqQvv)

191 Taking edibles? What are edibles? Chewy vitamins, I'm guessing? Flintstones? Chocks?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (sVtYq)

192 I wonder if all these people who take the white genocide shot willingly have their pallbearers lined up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (LtGlA)

193 The pathetic part is, Smith took a selfie of himself, thought he looked like a real bad ass, and was equally impressed he got to the top of a hill without having a stroke.

So, he had to invent a story to post on twatter to virtue signal that massive spike of testosterone he thought he was feeling (really, it was the smell of his lipstick and the brownies were just kicking in).

What a sad little dweeb.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (wAnMi)

194 Civilians part of the Florida State Guard trained at three newly created armories.

Texas? Alabama? Utah? Idaho? any other state?
Time to pony up, boys.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM

Is there a foreign legion equivalent for us blue state types?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

195 183 Looters, looting looters. That's gold.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (SH2Zi)

.... are the luuuuuckiest loooooters in the worrrllllld....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (6FeV1)

196 175 >>> 123 45 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

Yeah? Well, I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder!

Posted by: That Guy in That Commercial, You Know the One at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (llON

Step over that stick!

Posted by: Gref channeling scene from "The Searchers" (takes off cap in tribute) at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (AMIL/)

197 Sounds like FL expanding training for emergency response (i.e., hurricanes). Doesn't sound like military training in the sense many are implying.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (OTzUX)

198 Looters, looting looters. That's gold.

==

Intramural looting ?

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (V13WU)

199 dr oz is backed by oprah, and oprah is bad, bad news.

Although she used to love Trump and raved about him, on the show several times.

She's big on frauds or people who fool her (her book list had how many fake authors on it?)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

200 >>> 187 173 168 "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round"

The Price at the Pump Goes Up Up Up
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)

The chickenhead Veep goes glurk glurk glurk...

The Transportation Sec goes Down Down Down...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (Bmy3R)

Hey, that's MY job!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (llON8)

201 ♫♫♫
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Kevin Smith
Can go fuck himself

Posted by: Hands at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (786Ro)

202 >>> 192 I wonder if all these people who take the white genocide shot willingly have their pallbearers lined up.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (LtGlA)

Pssst. It works the same for everyone.

Posted by: Great Resetters at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (llON8)

203 Taking edibles? What are edibles? Chewy vitamins, I'm guessing?

Cookies or candy with THC in them. Its a way of smoking pot without smoking. Preferred by younger people because smoking is -- get this -- really bad for your lungs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

204 Taking edibles? What are edibles? Chewy vitamins, I'm guessing? Flintstones? Chocks?
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (sVtYq)

cannabis edibles. They come in every shape and form, so yeah. They got gummies, cookies, brownies, pills...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (wAnMi)

205 The only possible reason to talk to children about transexuals, buggery enthusiasts, pedophiles, et al., is to impress upon them to STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

"Stranger Danger" is no longer a thing, apparently?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (Idlcg)

206 172 Texas should build their own Navy too. Probably beat the US Navy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

There actually was a Texas Navy at one point. Even fought a battle with the Mexican Navy, and claimed a strategic victory. (actual battle was a draw)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (trdmm)

207 Now the pathological liar says he was a liaison in Israel during the 1967 6 day war.

He was in law school at the time.

WTH is wrong with him?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (RnijC)

208 195 183 Looters, looting looters. That's gold.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (SH2Zi)

.... are the luuuuuckiest loooooters in the worrrllllld....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (6FeV1)

OK, now I've got a damn Barbara Streisand earworm!

BASTARDS!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

209 If you actually wanted to look like a woman you wouldn't go for a really bad version of Dolly Parton with the big hair and, wearing castoffs from failures at Halloween costumes, and you wouldn't be sporting a beard. Isn't there some actual cross dresser who doesn't think they're a woman who could give them styling tips.?No sane parent should bring their children within 400 feet of these loons. They're probably pedophiles too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 06:19 PM (poMoX)

Activist trans don't want to fit in, like most of the regular sort, poor things. They want to steal the protected status of women and feminists, and so you know how to toe the line they need to be visible.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

210 182 Cut the cable in 2012

Tell me that Kraft peanut butter thing is .. a satire or prank... right? "Transexual day of remembrance" ? This is ... not actually happening. Right?

Lie if you must
Posted by: Common Tater

Perhaps you would like to try some of our rainbow colored treats instead?

Posted by: Oreo Cookies at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (GYllL)

211 Kathy Barnett ran to try and take Madeline Dean's congressional seat here.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (2JoB8)

212 486 Just finishing up The Great Escape on Roku. Damn that's a good movie, definitely in my top 5 ww2 movies and only surpassed by The Big Red One
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 06:34 PM (IJES/)

Thin Red Line is another favorite.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (SH2Zi)

213 I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.

You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: She-Ra at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (ESjRY)

214 Jingle bells
Batman smells
Kevin Smith
Can go fuck himself
Posted by: Hands at December 02, 2021 06:44 PM (786Ro)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (w0uGQ)

215 The story that came out early was that the AD called for another take, which Baldwin didn't like, so while saying, "Oh Yeah? How about I just shoot you instead?" he drew the gun pointed it at the AD and pulled the trigger.

This sounds exactly like something that jackass would do.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (0hbQ6)

216 207 Now the pathological liar says he was a liaison in Israel during the 1967 6 day war.

He was in law school at the time.

WTH is wrong with him?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (RnijC)

The Secret Life of Walter Shitty

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

217 We have the San Jancinto parked around the corner from Houston.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (cQd8v)

218 >>> 188
Tell your kids that anyone insisting gender identity and pronouns is nuts and should be shunned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (0x8YM)

Also "stay the fck away from their car, especially if it's a van".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (llON8)

219 Grow up, manlet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (LtGlA)

220 Do not eat Kraft Peanut Butter if you are allergic to deez nuts.

Posted by: Hands at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (786Ro)

221 Does Kevin Smith have money trouble? That is what happened to former actor Robert Deniro.

His (ex?) wife was burning through his money, so he needed to keep taking crappy roles. He also became a left-wing clown, probably to keep on the good side of those who could decide to put his ass in a movie.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (UnQlg)

222 Toliet suicide:

Can you imagine being that person who pushes the flusher?

* I didn't think I'd choke on the floaters *

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (BFigT)

223 C.A.T his brain is mush

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (2JoB8)

224 Edibles can mean many things, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Karen-Kevin Smith at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (Xrfse)

225 "former airbase at Homestead"

You mean where they put the race track?

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (kOpft)

226 There's a zoom-in that I didn't copy but you can see this guy's little dick poking through his tight skirt.

--

Mooch has a bigger wang in that one picture than Sissy Boy in his red dress. Mooch for the win.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (sVtYq)

227 Sounds like FL expanding training for emergency response (i.e., hurricanes). Doesn't sound like military training in the sense many are implying.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:43 PM (OTzUX)

DeSantis knows the Feds will pull a Katrina on him if they get a chance.

And they likely will have some military training, you know, to discourage looters.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

228 I know Adam Carolla doesn't think much of Kevin Smith. .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (cQd8v)

229 Yeah cause Batman would wear a double mask while outside hiking since the Rona is just as bad as the Joker.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (haWye)

230 Big Red One is the one with Lee Marvin coming back to the same field he'd been to in WWI right? That is a great movie.

I like Bridge Over The River Kwai too (actually better than the book, and that doesn't happen often). The theme of someone being so caught up in doing something right and being professional until they realize the horror of what they have done is a great one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

231 I never once saw Heman with a soccer ball.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (LtGlA)

232 >>> 206 172 Texas should build their own Navy too. Probably beat the US Navy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

There actually was a Texas Navy at one point. Even fought a battle with the Mexican Navy, and claimed a strategic victory. (actual battle was a draw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (trdmm)

Whatever happened to Texas Zombie? Well I'm sure we could figure out how to pick a state legislator and make some suggestions.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (llON8)

233 Not going to argue with Trump.
Who he picks I send money and a note why they got it.
He doesn't pick 'em - nada.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (lfdhp)

234 >>> He was in law school at the time.
WTH is wrong with him?

Diesel fumes. He was a truck driver, you know.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (UnQlg)

235 @158

The cartoon (and linked toyline that it advertised) was popular enough with both boys and girls that it spawned a spin-off with a largely female cast that (and I know this sounds crazy) ran alongside the original, and didn't replace it.

That series - She-Ra - already got molested a few years back with a woke reboot.

Amusingly, there's apparently been talk recently of another She-Ra series that takes it's cues from the original series, and the Woke hypocrites are up in arms that this new series would "reject" the reboot.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (ZMVGU)

236 FJB was the lead designer of the Higgins boats and was the first American on shore at Utah beach. He personally cleared 4 machine gun nests before losing both legs to a landmine. He found his legs, sewed them back on and continued fighting for 12 days straight before seeking medical attention. He was awarded 6 medals of honor. Only American to be so highly decorated. His word as a Bidgen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (RnijC)

237 This sounds exactly like something that jackass would do.

Yeah I haven't heard much about that story since the first day but it sounds awfully plausible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

238
I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.
Posted by: Romeo13

Like this?

https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

239 Heman never used the metric system either.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (LtGlA)

240 DeSantis knows the Feds will pull a Katrina on him if they get a chance.

And they likely will have some military training, you know, to discourage looters.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

Yeah, if I was to build a State Guard, I'd grab Ex Spec Ops types, many of whom end up in the Construction industry.

Add some medical training... and you've got a unit that can do just about anything. Law Enforcement, SWAT, Disaster Recovery...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

241 >>> 230
.....
I like Bridge Over The River Kwai too (actually better than the book, and that doesn't happen often). The theme of someone being so caught up in doing something right and being professional until they realize the horror of what they have done is a great one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds like it should be required viewing for a lot of people.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (llON8)

242 Not really sure why, but the looters looting looters make me smile. Reminds me of the Somilian Pirates being pirated when they got back to shore.

Posted by: Picric at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (3QnyK)

243 Isn't Dr. Oz a quack? Prolly fit right in the the GOPe then.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

244 Guys over 30 who wear their caps backwards are deserving of extra special scorn.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)
I dare you to come to a TxMoMe rifle session and say that!
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 06:33 PM (AMIL/)
Yeah? Well, I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder!
Posted by: That Guy in That Commercial, You Know the One at December 02, 2021 06:41 PM (llON
Step over that stick!
Posted by: Gref

That's a red line!

Posted by: Obozo at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (Dgf0T)

245 davidt that is the same story seen a week ago again from a lawsuit coming.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (2JoB8)

246 >His (ex?) wife was burning through his money, so he needed to keep taking crappy roles. He also became a left-wing clown, probably to keep on the good side of those who could decide to put his ass in a movie.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 06:46 PM (UnQlg)

I'm pretty sure Smith is cvcked by his wife, and he has a young adult grrl power daughter that leads him around by the nose like a sad sack of shit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (cSs/W)

247 Then there are "dabs."

Concentrated MJ extracts for vaping, in a bewildering variety of forms. Shatter, wax, sugar-wax, budder, live resin, caviar, etc etc.

Things were so much simpler in my misspent yoot. Buy a bag (of what's now "flower" but we never would have called it that) and roll it or stick it in a pipe and smoke it. The end.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (Bmy3R)

248 WTH is wrong with him?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (RnijC)

Dementia + pathological liar.

He always loved lying about his non-accomplishments, think of how many times he'd been called on the carpet before he was losing it. With dementia, now it's all blurring. He might actually be getting to the point he believes it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

249 >>>There actually was a Texas Navy at one point. Even fought a battle with the Mexican Navy, and claimed a strategic victory. (actual battle was a draw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (trdmm)
--------------

Doesn't it have an ambassador to France?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (lfdhp)

250 Yeah cause Batman would wear a double mask while outside hiking since the Rona is just as bad as the Joker.

Posted by: Czech Chick

Wait. Didn't Batman's mask only cover the upper part of his face? NOT the nose and mouth?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (mD/uy)

251 Julie Kelly points out an interesting fact. Apparently Proud Boys leadership in advance of January 6 sent out messages that told them to go incognito. Don't wear Proud Boy attire, be all black "to throw off AntiFa".

Despite that, a bunch of "Proud Boys" showed up in neon orange hats. They can be seen breaching the Capitol and running around inside. Despite being obvious targets for prosecution (MUH PROUD BOYS!), NONE of them have been charged.

Seems to me, the neon orange would serve two purposes. First, to call attention to themselves in video. (Look, the Proud Boys were front and center during the "insurrection") Second, to signal to other glowies and uniformed LEOs they were to be left unmolested.

https://bit.ly/3oeKxhY

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (sG4Hj)

252 >Amusingly, there's apparently been talk recently of another She-Ra series that takes it's cues from the original series, and the Woke hypocrites are up in arms that this new series would "reject" the reboot.
Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 06:48 PM (ZMVGU)

Ah, like how Ghostbusters Afterlife reconned 2016 out of existence. Funny how the progs in entertainment are all about "IT'S NOT FOR YOU" when they rape your favorite IPs, but not so much when real fans re-assert dominance and disappear their woke trash from the canon.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 06:52 PM (cSs/W)

253 >>> 252 Julie Kelly points out an interesting fact. Apparently Proud Boys leadership in advance of January 6 sent out messages that told them to go incognito. Don't wear Proud Boy attire, be all black "to throw off AntiFa".

Despite that, a bunch of "Proud Boys" showed up in neon orange hats. They can be seen breaching the Capitol and running around inside. Despite being obvious targets for prosecution (MUH PROUD BOYS!), NONE of them have been charged.

Seems to me, the neon orange would serve two purposes. First, to call attention to themselves in video. (Look, the Proud Boys were front and center during the "insurrection") Second, to signal to other glowies and uniformed LEOs they were to be left unmolested.

https://bit.ly/3oeKxhY
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (sG4Hj)

See how SMAHHHHRRRT we are???

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at December 02, 2021 06:52 PM (llON8)

254 " Dylan can't sing a note but, plays the guitar, harmonica and piano."

Yeah, but just put a pair of cymbals between your knees and everyone thinks you're a nut...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 06:52 PM (jTmQV)

255 Here's a list of brands sold by Kraft Heinz:

https://www.kraftheinzcompany.com/brands.html

This is a really, really easy boycott. There's nothing these filthy cocksuckers sell that I can't live without.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 02, 2021 06:53 PM (sWM8x)

256
It's already the middle of December.

This rotten year went by fast.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:53 PM (84jfY)

257 When for a short time there was a mask requirement, I considered wearing a Batman mask...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 02, 2021 06:53 PM (8Q8AD)

258 Dylan is the other Zimmerman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (LtGlA)

259 The only possible reason to talk to children about transexuals, buggery enthusiasts, pedophiles, et al., is to impress upon them to STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
=====

For the life of me, I cannot understand the parents who take their kids to the drag story hours or support CRT indoctrination at school. I don't want to say they hate their kids, but they must at least have conflicted feelings about them. (Since they must think of them partly as potential oppressors.)

But how is it possible to think of your child in those terms?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (sGnvY)

260 "pull a Katrina"????

WTF?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (OTzUX)

261 This rotten year went by fast.

Who wants to be the one to tell him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

262 Nobody else noticed the reporterette in the last looting video?

"And here you can see random acts of violence against retailers."

No retailers are visible in the video, at all. It's Let's Go Brandon, all over again. Telling you you're seeing something that you're not actually seeing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (OssQ4)

263 Evil Lynn was the best thing in the He-Man movie.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (0hbQ6)

264 He always loved lying about his non-accomplishments, think of how many times he'd been called on the carpet before he was losing it. With dementia, now it's all blurring. He might actually be getting to the point he believes it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

Knowing someone of similar affliction, minus the dementia, they absolutely believe it and will warp anything and everything to make it true.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (SH2Zi)

265 This rotten year went by fast.

Time flies when we're havin' "fun".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

266 257
It's already the middle of December.

This rotten year went by fast.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:53 PM (84jfY)

=========

In what universe is the second of December the middle of the month?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (LvTSG)

267 Boycott Kraft Dinner?

Canada will starve.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (Bmy3R)

268 I put a comment to a thread about Dr. Oz yesterday but can't find it.

He worked for the Kaisch campaign. He shilled for red-flag gun laws and CRT on his show.

He is a limousine leftist and completely untrustworthy. Avoid at all costs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (1t5dY)

269 Republican Party is passing Biden policies through the Congress tonight.
~~~
What are they voting on tonight?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (IDhUW)

270 Seems to me, the neon orange would serve two purposes. First, to call attention to themselves in video. (Look, the Proud Boys were front and center during the "insurrection") Second, to signal to other glowies and uniformed LEOs they were to be left unmolested.

https://bit.ly/3oeKxhY
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (sG4Hj)

Hats so bright, they kinda... Glow? like a Glowie?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

271
Do not argue with me.

Do not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:55 PM (84jfY)

272 Kraft is now listed as foul:
Philly cream cheese and Lee Perrin, sigh...

Oh, well there are alternatives for both.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 06:55 PM (Dgf0T)

273 Jaws is supposed to be a better movie than the book but I never read it.
But did Last of the Mohicans and as one of my 10 favorite and read the book the book is a disaster, the movie cleaned that up.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 06:55 PM (2JoB8)

274 Sheriff Adan Mendoza: "So whatever needs to happen to manipulate the firearm, he did that and it was in his hands."
........

He jerked it off.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

275 Do not argue with me.

Just saying, I expect next year to be notably worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

276 This rotten year went by fast.

Who wants to be the one to tell him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at

Raises hand slowly.

Posted by: 2022 at December 02, 2021 06:56 PM (iINbI)

277 This rotten year went by fast.

**

I'm not joking when I say it's because it's scary. For me we're trying to figure out how to plan for the future financially, and poof, the year is gone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 06:56 PM (4lxb3)

278 Here's a list of brands sold by Kraft Heinz:

Finally someone I can boycott! And save money. No more paying double for Jell-O or cream cheese.

Seriously, been eating a lot of sixties/seventies Jell-O dishes lately.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (olroh)

279 I put a comment to a thread about Dr. Oz yesterday but can't find it.
He worked for the Kaisch campaign. He shilled for red-flag gun laws and CRT on his show.
He is a limousine leftist and completely untrustworthy. Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (1t5dY)

Posobiec was calling this turd in a tie out on his red-flag stance earlier today: https://tinyurl.com/yc6c3zsd

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (wAnMi)

280 But did Last of the Mohicans and as one of my 10 favorite and read the book the book is a disaster, the movie cleaned that up.

Get someone who has only watched Dances with Wolves to watch LotM.

And then tell them LotM is MUCH closer to the real history.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (ESjRY)

281 Lea & Perrin is Kraft's?

Crap.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (Bmy3R)

282 He shilled for red-flag gun laws and CRT on his show.

He is a limousine leftist and completely untrustworthy. Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
___

Trump was all in on red flag laws while President. he had to be straightend out. Trump even wrote in his book he wanted to outlaw "assault weapons".

I'll have to wait and see on Dr Oz, but if we run some "TruCon" state rep that checks all the right boxes, we're probably going to lose.

If there's someone better for that Senate seat, I'm all ears.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (ATzjB)

283 There is a separate Texas Guard from the TX NG that likewise has the TX Gov as the CinC.

(No, I would never be good with "starting the conversation" with children about topics they are not suited for until they are in their teens. Call me old-fashioned, but kids should be kids for as long as they can. They have 80 or so years of adulthood to look forward to.)

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (CdZ4i)

284 Kraft is now listed as foul:
Philly cream cheese and Lee Perrin, sigh...

Oh, well there are alternatives for both.

--

Publix store brands are very good and can replace a lot of what Kraft sells.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (sVtYq)

285
'22 is going to be all about J6. Every single day. It will be the medicare tv ads.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:58 PM (84jfY)

286 This Quick Hits theme seems to be "watch for incoming dose of reality bc this level of stupidity is unsustainable"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 06:58 PM (IDhUW)

287 And then tell them LotM is MUCH closer to the real history.

And it has a great score

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

288 When for a short time there was a mask requirement, I considered wearing a Batman mask...
Posted by: Hawkpilo

**

I like to think that I was personally responsible for North Carolina moving to rename theirs "face coverings" because I wore a Lone Ranger mask into stores with mask requirement and would ask people who stopped me what I was wearing when they complained.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 06:58 PM (4lxb3)

289 282 Lea & Perrin is Kraft's?

Crap.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (Bmy3R)

Kraft-Heinz sadly is all pervasive. Their attitude is "Where else are you gonna go? We can do what we want."

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (CdZ4i)

290 Dumbass. Batman's mask didn't cover his nostrils or his mouth.

Posted by: Happy at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (LnBr6)

291 Seriously, been eating a lot of sixties/seventies Jell-O dishes lately.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

How's your supply of white grapes, shredded lettuce and carrots holding up?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (mD/uy)

292 Seriously, been eating a lot of sixties/seventies Jell-O dishes lately.

--

Tomato aspic!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (sVtYq)

293
'23 will be all about 1/3rd of the Republicans stabbing us in the back and voting with the D minority.

'24 will be all about the GOP rigging the primaries to select a Sure Loser.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (84jfY)

294 Dr. Oz may or may not be a liberal but judging from the voluminous negative liberal verbiage before getting to his CV one may assume that he worries them.

From wiki: Oz sought to follow his father and become a surgeon.[25] He excelled during his residency at Columbia University, receiving the Blakemore Research Award four times.[18]

Oz helped develop numerous devices and procedures related to heart surgery, including the MitraClip and the left ventricular assist device (LVAD), and by 2015 held 11 patents related to heart surgery.

Trump's endorsement is my money's destination.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (lfdhp)

295 Trump was all in on red flag laws while President. he had to be straightend out.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (ATzjB)

Yeah, ORANGEMANBAD. He gave the idea lip-service. It went nowhere. Who and how was he straightened out?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (SH2Zi)

296 #270: the Republicsnd do not control the House, nor is there a filibuster rule in the House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (HfND3)

297 Kraft mac and cheese dinners with a hamburger chaser got me through college.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 07:00 PM (gmo/4)

298 292 Dumbass. Batman's mask didn't cover his nostrils or his mouth.
Posted by: Happy at December 02, 2021 06:59 PM (LnBr6)

Bane's did... and Bane was the BAD GUY!

ergo, mask over nose and mouth? Bad Guy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:00 PM (oHd/0)

299
For the life of me, I cannot understand the parents who take their kids to the drag story hours or support CRT indoctrination at school...

*

One would almost be inclined to believe they're trying to introduce the knowledge of sexuality to otherwise innocent little kids for some specific future purpose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 07:00 PM (4lxb3)

300 Seriously, been eating a lot of sixties/seventies Jell-O dishes lately.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 06:57 PM (olroh)

That stuff never goes bad.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (AiZBA)

301 This Kevin Smith guy needs to up his cape game if he wants to be Batman.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (wyw4S)

302 I forgot use to get shredded carrots in Jello, for God's name Why?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (2JoB8)

303 22 is going to be all about J6. Every single day. It will be the medicare tv ads.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 06:58 PM (84jfY)

Wait for the 1 yr anniversary. Nearly the entire Gope caucus will join hands with the Dems and MSM in full denouncement.

Posted by: I mean at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (iINbI)

304 Trump was all in on red flag laws while President. he had to be straightend out.

I think everyone is on board with the idea of keeping raging lunatics from getting guns, but the problem is how to do it without weaponizing the federal government's power to disarm citizens?

In any case, he's a New Yorker, his first reaction to a lot of stuff is off base because he was born and raised center left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

305 How's your supply of white grapes, shredded lettuce and carrots holding up?

Cucumber, celery, and pineapple for me!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 07:02 PM (olroh)

306 Make Mac n cheese from scratch, it's way superior in every way to that crap with the orange powder.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 02, 2021 07:02 PM (jTmQV)

307 How do you make the orange powder.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (LtGlA)

308 He gave the idea lip-service. It went nowhere. Who and how was he straightened out?
Posted by: flounder

https://tinyurl.com/m24m65te

Talking about how Trump was on board with red flag laws with Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (ATzjB)

309 292 Dumbass. Batman's mask didn't cover his nostrils or his mouth.
Posted by: Happy

"You're wearing a Bane mask. He was the bad guy."

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (P1f+c)

310 Bob Dylan>>Lou Reed

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (b+v9B)

311 Cucumber, celery, and pineapple for me!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 07:02 PM (olroh)
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With a nice blob of mayo.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (wyw4S)

312 My vision may be shockingly distorted by I'm certain that Michelle Obama has a bigger cock than the chap in the skin-tight skirt.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (BPuaD)

313 I think everyone is on board with the idea of keeping raging lunatics from getting guns, but the problem is how to do it without weaponizing the federal government's power to disarm citizens?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

Which, IIRC, Trump brought up as a due process issue in their big pow wow. The idea that Trump was all in on red flag laws is nevertrump retcon garbage.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (SH2Zi)

314 How's your supply of white grapes, shredded lettuce and carrots holding up?

Cucumber, celery, and pineapple for me!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

What the hell was wrong with our /moms/grandmothers?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (mD/uy)

315 I can give you a hint.

Posted by: Heloise at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (Ht4eC)

316 For the life of me, I cannot understand the parents who take their kids to the drag story hours or support CRT indoctrination at school

The same kind who complain about adulting and post memes about how much being a parent sucks. The kind that whine about how they have to actually pay attention to and parent their children the few hours when they are not asleep or at school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

317 248 WTH is wrong with him?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2021 06:45 PM (RnijC)

Dementia + pathological liar.

He always loved lying about his non-accomplishments, think of how many times he'd been called on the carpet before he was losing it. With dementia, now it's all blurring. He might actually be getting to the point he believes it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

The core problem is he has so few meaningful real accomplishments that he needs to fabricate a long, heroic life history to make others notice him at all. He is a mediocrity wrapped in stupidity inside a pathological liar. And here we with him in control of a lot more than a soft-serve ice cream machine in a shop in Wilmington. (apologies to Winston Churchill for the second sentence)

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (AMIL/)

318 Just going through Posobeic's TL:

Oz donated to Sherod Brown and Charles Rangel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (1t5dY)

319
'22 is going to be all about J6. Every single day. It will be the medicare tv ads.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Dyno MITE!

Posted by: Jimmy JJ at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

320 The cartoon (and linked toyline that it advertised) was popular enough with both boys and girls that it spawned a spin-off with a largely female cast that (and I know this sounds crazy) ran alongside the original, and didn't replace it.

**

Speaking from experience, it's almost like fans of the first show might watch the second show if there are woman-shaped characters doing cool stuff, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (XSoJN)

321 Which, IIRC, Trump brought up as a due process issue in their big pow wow. The idea that Trump was all in on red flag laws is nevertrump retcon garbage.
Posted by: flounder

That's when he was "straightened out", his base said "hell no".

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (ATzjB)

322 The same kind who complain about adulting and post memes about how much being a parent sucks. The kind that whine about how they have to actually pay attention to and parent their children the few hours when they are not asleep or at school.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So, you've met my DIL?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:05 PM (mD/uy)

323 You can cook full-size pasta risotto-style.

It's called Pasta All'Assassina - "Killer Pasta"

Kind of want to make it just for the kick-ass name. But that's got to be a hell of a lot of standing and stirring. I suspect the yootoob cooking channel I'm watching is editing out a whole lot of that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)

324 Just going through Posobeic's TL:

Oz donated to Sherod Brown and Charles Rangel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Again, Trump did the same, except it was actually a shit load of money to Democrats over the years.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:05 PM (ATzjB)

325 I see the concern troll has joined the chat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)

326 What the hell was wrong with our /moms/grandmothers?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (mD/uy)
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Even when I was a kid, I was onto them with this jello thing. I knew there were tastier ways of getting sugar that didn't involve shredded carrots and celery in a quivering blob.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:05 PM (wyw4S)

327 https://tinyurl.com/m24m65te

Talking about how Trump was on board with red flag laws with Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: Blago
----------------------

Which paragraph illustrates that Trump is on board with red flag laws?

I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (lfdhp)

328 Activist trans don't want to fit in, like most of the regular sort, poor things. They want to steal the protected status of women and feminists, and so you know how to toe the line they need to be visible.
Posted by: Oldcat

**

It makes a lot more sense when you understand it's the equivalent of blackface.

They HATE women. They're making fun of them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (XSoJN)

329 I wonder if sometime in February they are going to have a clearance on the newly arrived Christmas merchandise.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (LtGlA)

330 266
In what universe is the second of December the middle of the month?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 06:54 PM (LvTSG)

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Thirty days hath November, April, June and September. Thirty-one have all the rest, except December, which has 3.

Don't you know anything? C'mon, man!

Posted by: Stinkfinger Joe, President of The United...Thing at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (lNHqD)

331 WHAT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER IS THAT???

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (uXonU)

332 For the life of me, I cannot understand the parents who take their kids to the drag story hours or support CRT indoctrination at school...
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I've come around to the view that it's Satanic influence. There is no other explanation.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (sWM8x)

333 Oz donated to Sherod Brown and Charles Rangel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Just a reminder - S. Brown's former wife got a restraining order issued against him for a time. (She was leaned on heavily and retracted it later.)

He's a peach of a guy - swearsies!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (mD/uy)

334

Looks like lebron just had "multiple" "negative" tests, so he's cleared to return to play.

My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (84jfY)

335 The same kind who complain about adulting and post memes about how much being a parent sucks. The kind that whine about how they have to actually pay attention to and parent their children the few hours when they are not asleep or at school.

They're laying the groundwork for abortion until age 21.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

336
"Stranger Danger" is no longer a thing, apparently?
~~~
And they don't get much stranger than the insanity pointed out above.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (IDhUW)

337 He gave the idea lip-service. It went nowhere. Who and how was he straightened out?
Posted by: flounder

https://tinyurl.com/m24m65te

Talking about how Trump was on board with red flag laws with Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (ATzjB)

BS. You've provided a link that says absolutely nothing about what Trump says, nor does it support your claim. Research the issue for yourself. Reread the meeting transcripts for his words. You won't find them in the popular press. He had them on the POTUS or Trump site at the time. I don't recall what that roundtable was called. But you are wrong on this one.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (SH2Zi)

338 This is your brain on jello.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2021 07:07 PM (zM4jP)

339 Pasta All'Assassina sounds really good, although quite a bit of work over the stove. I make a version of pan pasta without the marinara, just lots of vegetables, meat, and oil with spices.

These days tomato sauce tends to eat a hole through me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

340 We can expect the national media to go bananas as Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has taken a bold step in advancement of federalism with authorization and funding for the formation of a state militia known as the Florida State Guard.

Texas has had one. Only answerable to the Governor. Cannot be federalized.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (uXonU)

341 Our hotlines are now open.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (Xrfse)

342 329 I wonder if sometime in February they are going to have a clearance on the newly arrived Christmas merchandise.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (LtGlA)

Yeah, I figure the stereo I wanted to buy myself for Christmas is sitting off the coast on a ship... because NO ONE has them available here.

So... I'll wait til Jan or Feb...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

343 Suppose Lil Steffi should have asked, who cocked the gun?

But was too preoccupied with Alec putting it in his mouth/anus/ear.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (L9P9s)

344 186 I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.

I think you have to be of a certain age to like or fondly remember He-Man. I thought it was dumb as hell. And slightly homo, yeah. Like He-man would have been shacked up with another guy if one was actually on the show
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (KZzsI

I was living in Germany when He-Man got big so it passed me by. It is funny how living in Germany as a military brat in the 1980s acted as a strainer, shielding me from certain pheonmena at the time while allowing other things to pass right on through. (Another thing that more or less passed me by, but oddly, hit other friends of mine? Transformers. The toys, that is.)

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (CdZ4i)

345 I wonder if sometime in February they are going to have a clearance on the newly arrived Christmas merchandise.

I'm counting on it. Daddy needs a new 43" UHD monitor!

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (ZsR3z)

346 Which paragraph illustrates that Trump is on board with red flag laws?

I can't find it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:06 PM (lfdhp)

There isn't one. It was a popular nevertrump attack at the time, and it has become lore apparently.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (SH2Zi)

347 Looks like lebron just had "multiple" "negative" tests, so he's cleared to return to play.

No, its likely. The Wuhan Flu tests are notoriously unreliable and I've seen several people who supposedly got it then find out they did not after showing zero symptoms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

348 Can the Army of Northern Virginia be far behind

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:09 PM (LtGlA)

349 Fatboy is hiking..outdoors...with 2 masks. What a douche tool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2021 07:09 PM (VwHCD)

350 Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (CdZ4i)

*High-fives going over the big pond.*

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:09 PM (SH2Zi)

351 March 12, 2018: Trump called for all states to adopt Extreme Risk Protection Orders (ERPOs), also known as “red-flag laws” which allow law enforcement, with approval from a court, to remove firearms from individuals who are a demonstrated threat to themselves or others and temporarily to prevent individuals from purchasing new firearms."

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (ATzjB)

352 I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.

He-Man and Skeletor dancing -

https://youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (mD/uy)

353 Texas has had one. Only answerable to the Governor. Cannot be federalized.

Like I said before, every state should have one. That's what the founders intended and envisioned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

354 Klowngaroo Kourt.

Matt Finn@MattFinnFNC
Fireworks in Smollett courtroom.
Smollett attorney mentions a mistrial to judge in sidebar- judge outraged. Smollett attorney alleging judge Linn was being dismissive of some defense questions to an Osundairo brother, also alleging judge making snarling faces at defense team.

Megan Crepeau@crepeau
Walker is also saying that Linn lunged at her during a sidebar: "You did physically lunge at me."Linn seems furious and is denying it outright.
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Where have you gone Perry Ma-ason?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo woo woo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (FVME7)

355 With a nice blob of mayo.

The gelatinous mold of all their fruits and vegetables will unmold in the shape of a ring and all the community cookbooks and brand name pamphlets will say “Serve on a bed of lettuce with a dab of mayonnaise.”

...and I'll look down, and whisper “no.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (olroh)

356 Texas has had one. Only answerable to the Governor. Cannot be federalized.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (uXonU)
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Isn't that the Texas National Guard?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (lfdhp)

357 There is some speculation that it was Bruce Langhorne playing on "Don't Think Twice" and possibky a couple other Dylan album tracks, but I'm telling you, he was pretty good at fingerstyle guitar in his early years. He obviously put a lot of effort into it, because nobody gets competent at that overnight. Studio time was expensive, and they might have wanted him to sound a little more polished.

If you've ever tried to copy or play famous tunes note for note, you've also discovered how difficult some simple tunes can be.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (Idlcg)

358 Batman wore a mask to hide his identity, not to make it stand out like an inflamed hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (Ti+Tv)

359 Can some of you fuckers come here and run lasers with me? It'll be fun. Swearsies. Don't mind the ankle chains. Purely decorative.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (sjdRT)

360 That's when he was "straightened out", his base said "hell no".

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:04 PM (ATzjB)

It is a fault that he listened to his base? lol, OK. ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (SH2Zi)

361 Isn't that the Texas National Guard?

Posted by: Braenyard

Nope. We have a National Guard & a State Guard.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (uXonU)

362 https://tinyurl.com/m24m65te

Talking about how Trump was on board with red flag laws with Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: Blago
----------------------

Which paragraph illustrates that Trump is on board with red flag laws?

I can't find it. Be specific.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:12 PM (lfdhp)

363 >Nope. We have a National Guard & a State Guard.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (uXonU)

My daughter is in the WI Nat Guard and is deployed to your border with Mexico. With STOOPID rules of engagement.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:13 PM (sjdRT)

364 Isn't that the Texas National Guard?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (lfdhp)

Nope. The Texas State Guard. Separate from the TX NG.

The TX NG can be federalized via Title 10 orders. Not so the Texas State Guard.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (CdZ4i)

365 Kevin Smith wears 2 masks outside?!? WHAT A VIRTUE SIGNALLING, BOOGER EATING, IDIOT!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (hrRsI)

366 Glad to see Florida doing what is long overdue.

Viva DeSantis!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

367 And for the record, I am pretty sure that it was Trump who, himself brought up the due process problem in that roundtable, illustrating that any "straightening out" was an illusory happening by people who believe what the nevertrumpers were crowing about BADORANGEMAN taking your guns. His entertainment of the idea was as a deal-maker, or essentially lip-service. A fair reading of those transcripts would reveal such. Or you can trust the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association and friends.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (SH2Zi)

368 https://tmd.texas.gov/state-guard

Headquartered at Camp Mabry in Austin, Texas, the TXSG functions as an organized state militia under the authority of Title 32 of the U.S. Code and Chapter 437 of the Texas Government Code.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (uXonU)

369
Can the Army of Northern Virginia be far behind
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:09 PM (LtGlA)

________

Weasel is it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (0x8YM)

370 Can some of you fuckers come here and run lasers with me? It'll be fun. Swearsies. Don't mind the ankle chains. Purely decorative.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (sjdRT)
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I wish I could. I figured you were swamped.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (wyw4S)

371 2nd Amendment protects our right to a well ordered militia.

"The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.

But that, "Well ordered," part...

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (0hbQ6)

372 It is a fault that he listened to his base? lol, OK. ORANGEMANBAD.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (SH2Zi)

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Ignore it. One trick pony, that one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (kTF2Z)

373 Mac N cheese with peas mixed in and topped with slices of Spam...

Posted by: Mmm mmm at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (Ht4eC)

374 Pot makes you stupid, exhibit 81924123

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

375 Which paragraph illustrates that Trump is on board with red flag laws?

I can't find it. Be specific.

Posted by: Braenyard

"Trump said the shooter in the Parkland, Fla., massacre last year "had many red flags against him, and yet nobody took decisive action; nobody did anything. ... We must make sure that those judged to pose a grave risk to public safety do not have access to firearms, and that if they do, those firearms can be taken through rapid due process."
https://tinyurl.com/yckzek3e

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:15 PM (ATzjB)

376
Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? I'd like one. I'd think it would be snazzy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 07:16 PM (0x8YM)

377 Viva DeSantis!

DeSantis v. McCarthy. What. A. Contrast.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 07:16 PM (ZsR3z)

378 These days tomato sauce tends to eat a hole through me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

Worth looking into: I spent years thinking it was the tomatoes, only to find it's garlic or garlic powder in the sauce that bothers me. All alliums, onions and garlics are sky-high in fructans, which can be brutal on the stomach in those who are suceptible. The powdered or dried forms have 60% or more fructans than raw.

I make my own sauce now using garlic-infused olive oil and I can eat red sauce again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:16 PM (Bmy3R)

379 I knew day 1 Alec would not be charged in a criminal court, but he will pay in a private lawsuit or pre court payout.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 07:16 PM (2JoB8)

380 Worth looking into: I spent years thinking it was the tomatoes, only to find it's garlic or garlic powder in the sauce that bothers me. All alliums, onions and garlics are sky-high in fructans, which can be brutal on the stomach in those who are suceptible. The powdered or dried forms have 60% or more fructans than raw.

Definitely worth looking into, if heavily depressing because I love garlic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

381 My daughter is in the WI Nat Guard and is deployed to your border with Mexico. With STOOPID rules of engagement.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Our NG is there too. I agree about the stoopid rules. You deploy me, there's gonna be shooting.

Thank her for her service from a grateful Texan.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (uXonU)

382 >I wish I could. I figured you were swamped.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (wyw4S)

Hi. The supply chain issues are killing us. I'm on 7x12's. The only good side is that my people are doing fantastic in terms of their commitment. I have zero complaints with them. My vendors? Don't get me started.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (sjdRT)

383 " No matter the need, the Texas State Guard stands ready to serve - they are "Texans Serving Texas."
...
From the volunteer units who fought for Texas Independence to the Travis Guards who provided home protection for citizens in the newly formed Texas Republic, to our current organization supporting state and local authorities..."

Well, damn.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (lfdhp)

384 Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? I'd like one. I'd think it would be snazzy.

I agree, Colonel Hadrian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

385 I like crumbled bacon or prosciutto on top of my home-made mac-n-cheese. With toasted breadcrumbs. Mmm-mmm. That's good eatin'.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (Bmy3R)

386 "I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man's case that just took place in Florida ... to go to court would have taken a long time," the president said at the time.

"Take the guns first, go through due process second," he added

https://tinyurl.com/ycknves5

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:18 PM (ATzjB)

387 March 12, 2018: Trump called for all states to adopt Extreme Risk Protection Orders (ERPOs), also known as "red-flag laws" which allow law enforcement, with approval from a court, to remove firearms from individuals who are a demonstrated threat to themselves or others and temporarily to prevent individuals from purchasing new firearms."

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:10 PM (ATzjB)

ABC News link, really? Where are his words? Find them.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)

388 "The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.

But that, "Well ordered," part...

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (0hbQ6)

That has some tactical benefits. Makes them unpredictable.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:18 PM (CdZ4i)

389 Break into a state National Guard Armory and ask yourself if you will get charged with Federal crimes. Nod your head "yes"...

The problem as it were, the states can't resist that sweet sweet federal confetti-buck cash infusions purchasing all those Humvee and helicopters and night vision goggles...

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2021 07:18 PM (Idlcg)

390 Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? I'd like one. I'd think it would be snazzy.

I'm sure you would, but you haven't come up with a new way to cook delicious fried chicken, now have you.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (ZsR3z)

391 371 2nd Amendment protects our right to a well ordered militia.

"The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.

But that, "Well ordered," part...

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (0hbQ6)

Moronvia? /channels Rufus T. Firefly, sings

Hail, Hail Moronvia, land of the Brave and FREEEEEEEE

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (oHd/0)

392 >Our NG is there too. I agree about the stoopid rules. You deploy me, there's gonna be shooting.

Thank her for her service from a grateful Texan.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (uXonU

I will. I just got to hug her last weekend when she got a 2 day leave for a wedding.

If you can't shoot back when someone shoots at you, its stoopid.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (sjdRT)

393 I knew there were tastier ways of getting sugar that didn't involve shredded carrots and celery in a quivering blob.

Several months ago I decided to make a recipe from a forties cookbook for ham loaf. Chopped ham, green olives, celery, red bell pepper and possibly other vegetables in lemon gelatin.

It was good. But it would have been better as a salad, replacing the lemon gelatin with lemon juice and olive oil. However, instead of six servings it would have been one serving, or two at most.

I don’t have to make that tradeoff. But my parents, raising five children while technically below the poverty line did.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (olroh)

394 Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? I'd like one. I'd think it would be snazzy.

I'm sure you would, but you haven't come up with a new way to cook delicious fried chicken, now have you.
Posted by: pep

Sous vide, bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (uXonU)

395 JTS M12AK SHOTGUN; $300; https://bit.ly/3GpVDHl

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (sG4Hj)

396 Yeah, if I was to build a State Guard, I'd grab Ex Spec Ops types, many of whom end up in the Construction industry.

Add some medical training... and you've got a unit that can do just about anything. Law Enforcement, SWAT, Disaster Recovery...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

In the Civil War, Union forces often found all kinds of talents in their regiments from guys signing up at random - often several who could run trains, sail boats, build and destroy bridges and buildings. I'm sure the same would apply for today once you select out the deskbound types.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

397 The Moron Militia is comprised of all able-bodied morons, ages 18 to 29.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (sGnvY)

398 The Republicans walk to NRA line and refuse even limited restrictions," he wrote.

"I generally oppose gun control, but I support the ban on assault weapons and I also support a slightly longer waiting period to purchase a gun," he wrote.

Donald Trump's book, The America We Deserve

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (ATzjB)

399 Texas has had one. Only answerable to the Governor. Cannot be federalized.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:08 PM

Georgia has one, the Georgia State Defense Force. Composed of unpaid volunteers.

http://gasdf.com/

Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (5e/k8)

400 Quote Tweet
Nikki Fried @NikkiFried; 2h
Can't believe I have to say this, but Florida doesn't need a paramilitary force that only answers to @RonDeSantisFL. Millions of Floridians know what it's like to live under regimes like this -- and came to our state to escape them. This must be stopped

Christina Pushaw @ChristinaPushaw; 1h
Fact check: Almost 2 dozen other states, including California, have a State Guard to assist with emergencies. Here is a list:
https://sgaus.org/states/commanders/

Also, maybe ease up on scaremongering about "paramilitaries" while you support FARC.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (UHVv4)

401 > Mac N cheese with peas mixed in and topped with slices of Spam...

Found the Hawaiian.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (sG4Hj)

402 Hi. The supply chain issues are killing us. I'm on 7x12's. The only good side is that my people are doing fantastic in terms of their commitment. I have zero complaints with them. My vendors? Don't get me started.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (sjdRT)
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Ugh. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it gets sorted out for you soon.

Luckily my baking supply chain seems to be unaffected, so you can eventually drown your stories in cookies, if the post office cooperates this year.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (wyw4S)

403 "Take the guns first, go through due process second," he added

Yeah see, New Yorker. They're really down on guns overall. He has his blind spots, like the Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

404 That has some tactical benefits. Makes them unpredictable.
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:18 PM (CdZ4i)

German's after WW2 said they hated fighting Americans, because with Brits, Russians, or French, you could look at their manuals and figure out what they were probably going to do.

Americans used SOP, more as vague suggestions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (oHd/0)

405 Definitely worth looking into, if heavily depressing because I love garlic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

I do the Low-FODMAP diet. You're allowed garlic and shallot-infused olive oils. The oils are safe. And you're allowed the green part of green onions.

I've gotten used to it. I found I can cheat and have small amounts of white onion.

That diet's been a real lifesaver though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (Bmy3R)

406 "The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.
~~~
I'd be happy to serve in some capacity.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (IDhUW)

407 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim

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Living down to my expectations of the UN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (FVME7)

408 "The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.

Combined with The Republic of Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (uXonU)

409 Why use Spam when there's tuna.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (LtGlA)

410 @386 In his Monday remarks, the president said, "we must make sure that those judged to pose a grave risk to public safety do not have access to firearms, and that, if they do, those firearms can be taken through rapid due process. That is why I have called for red flag laws, also known as extreme risk protection orders."

And where did that go on a federal level? Bupkis. Lip-service.

I fault Trump for bump-stock ban. But give me a break with the red-flag law "all-in" ORANGEMANBAD stuff. "All-in" is for stuff like the wall and defeating two coup-attempts. lol

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (SH2Zi)

411 JTS M12AK SHOTGUN; $300; https://bit.ly/3GpVDHl

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (sG4Hj)

Woah, that gives me a stiffy. $300?? I gotta get the fuck out of jersey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (VwHCD)

412 Nikki Fried @NikkiFried; 2h
Can't believe I have to say this, but Florida doesn't need a paramilitary force that only answers to @RonDeSantisFL. Millions of Floridians know what it's like to live under regimes like this -- and came to our state to escape them. This must be stopped

=-=

Rittenhouse crossed STATE LINES 11!!11

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 07:23 PM (V13WU)

413 I do the Low-FODMAP diet.

I have looked over that, most of it I don't eat anyway because I have a very nasty reaction to even low amounts of added sugar. A lot of it is tough to give up though, like broccoli and cauliflower. I already had to bail on fruit

A few years I am gonna be on stale crackers and water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:23 PM (KZzsI)

414 "Trump said the shooter in the Parkland, Fla., massacre last year "had many red flags against him, and yet nobody took decisive action; nobody did anything. ... We must make sure that those judged to pose a grave risk to public safety do not have access to firearms, and that if they do, those firearms can be taken through rapid due process."
https://tinyurl.com/yckzek3e
Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:15 PM (ATzjB)
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That's not the article you originally *posted and this quote does not even infer that Trump was for red flag laws.

*https://tinyurl.com/m24m65te

You are making something out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 07:23 PM (lfdhp)

415 Why use Spam when there's tuna.

Because Spam costs five times as much?

I got nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

416 German's after WW2 said they hated fighting Americans, because with Brits, Russians, or French, you could look at their manuals and figure out what they were probably going to do.

Americans used SOP, more as vague suggestions.
Posted by: Romeo13

C'MON DEVIL DOGS! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER???

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (uXonU)

417 LOL. Just in time for the Emmys, or whatever.

Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet; 1h
The Daily Show's Trevor Noah questioned whether the CEO of Moderna had a conflict of interest in calling for new vaccines to fight Omicron, only to be attacked as an "anti-vaxxer" by his own fans.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (UHVv4)

418 Is that building where my great great grandfather's horse used to poop still holy ground.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (LtGlA)

419 "Take the guns first, go through due process second," he added

Yeah see, New Yorker. They're really down on guns overall. He has his blind spots, like the Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But you point this out, and people call you a liar or NeverTrump.

I voted for the guy several times, but least at least have some intellectual honesty here. The guy was shit on gun rights.

Still rather have Trump than an NRA endorsed Dubya Bush or John McCain

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (ATzjB)

420 Donald Trump's book, The America We Deserve

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (ATzjB)

You have convinced me. ORANGEMANBAD. lol

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (SH2Zi)

421 Seeing that top pic after refreshing: you were looked at like you are an idiot bc you are an idiot. and not just for masking.

Have none of oddities heard the saying, better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (IDhUW)

422 Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth, and has nose holes to allow him to breath.

You know, sort of like breathing is important when doing physical activity like crime fighting or hiking mountains.

Dipshit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (5p7BC)

423 Americans used SOP, more as vague suggestions.
Posted by: Romeo13

C'MON DEVIL DOGS! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER???
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (uXonU)

Woof Woof Woof... that's my other Dog impression.

Posted by: Oddball at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (oHd/0)

424 Steve Guest @SteveGuest; 4h
The Six Day War was in June 1967.

In 1967, Joe Biden was attending Syracuse Law school where he was busted for plagiarism.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)

425 Kevin Smith wears 2 masks outside?!? WHAT A VIRTUE SIGNALLING, BOOGER EATING, IDIOT!
Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 02, 2021 07:14 PM (hrRsI)

Look at those masks - dry as a bone. Look at the shirt - crisp and dry. No way that guy climbed a hill and breathed through that for an hour to hours. No sweat on the hat - all my hiking hats have color runs from sweat.

Hike never happened, incident never happened, masks put on for photo opp. Like always.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

426
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 02, 2021 07:19 PM (olroh)
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Very true. I never had any of those main dish kinds, but I'm sure they were helpful. And honestly, I know most kids love jello. I just never did. I didn't like soda either, not that we had it much.

(Pixy won't let me post with your post in it.)

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (wyw4S)

427 Still rather have Trump than an NRA endorsed Dubya Bush or John McCain

I agree, for all his faults he's still better than his predecessors and best of all, he was willing to listen and learn. He changed his mind on a bunch of stuff when he got into office. I know a lot of people hate Bannon but he was a really positive influence, one of the few good people on Trump's team when he took the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

428
Can the Army of Northern Virginia be far behind?
Posted by: Boss Moss
_______
Weasel is it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And he has his own K9 Corps.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (63Dwl)

429
noododoodododdd

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (84jfY)

430 "The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it.
~~~
I'd be happy to serve in some capacity.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:21 PM (IDhUW)

I'll be that one dude, irregular like, that slips in and out of the camp at will to do the dirty nasty wet work the chain of command doesn't want to acknowledge.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (IJES/)

431 Woah, that gives me a stiffy. $300?? I gotta get the fuck out of jersey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You gotta get out regardless. Free America.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:27 PM (uXonU)

432 Steve Guest @SteveGuest; 4h
The Six Day War was in June 1967.

In 1967, Joe Biden was attending Syracuse Law school where he was busted for plagiarism.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)

And he fought against those charges for SIX WHOLE DAYS! Yeah, it was the Six Day Plagiarism War! Yeah, that's the ticket...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:27 PM (oHd/0)

433 I voted for the guy several times, but least at least have some intellectual honesty here. The guy was shit on gun rights.

Still rather have Trump than an NRA endorsed Dubya Bush or John McCain

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (ATzjB)

The intellectually honest will admit that the only thing on gun rights under Trump that he got wrong was bump-stocks. Otherwise, nothing happened as a result of Trump's comments on ERPOs, which pre-existed Trump's comments in many states, with less due process that what Trump was calling for.

If you want to be intellectually honest about it.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (SH2Zi)

434 Good news, everybody! President Biden has fixed inflation.

Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
Gas prices steadily falling since Biden signed the infrastructure bill and fixed inflation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (FVME7)

435 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount

Hmm, I wonder where the clue might be.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (5p7BC)

436 Americans used SOP, more as vague suggestions.
~~~
More like guidelines, really.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (IDhUW)

437 I always thought He Man was pretty gay anyway.
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Not to be confused with The He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Posted by: OhhhhTay! at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (+ya+t)

438 The looters looting looters is from last summer. Im local and got a laugh then.

They were planning to come to our local town the next night. The police stopped all people trying to get off the freeway and made them show Id. Sent them on their way if they were not local.

The libs on next door were furious. lol.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at December 02, 2021 07:30 PM (ZW1rs)

439 German's after WW2 said they hated fighting Americans, because with Brits, Russians, or French, you could look at their manuals and figure out what they were probably going to do.

Americans used SOP, more as vague suggestions.
Posted by: Romeo13

C'MON DEVIL DOGS! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER???
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (uXonU)

The other reason is that while they were getting ready to get all tactically German, the GIs would call in an artillery bombardment and blow them out of existence. If that didn't do it, they'd call in a dozen airstrikes. If they were near an ocean, they'd call in Naval Bombardments.

Those cool uni's didn't look nearly as nice after spending all day huddled in a slit trench during bombardments.

Even in the US first meeting with Rommel, Kasserine where the front line got routed and chewed up, the Germans were forced to retire by a massed arty bombardment from guns in the rear area.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

440 In the Civil War, Union forces often found all kinds of talents in their regiments from guys signing up at random - often several who could run trains, sail boats, build and destroy bridges and buildings. I'm sure the same would apply for today once you select out the deskbound types.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

Visit virtually any Reserve unit and you'll see the same.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (CdZ4i)

441 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount

Hmm, I wonder where the clue might be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (5p7BC)

Hell even the Islamists know that is were the temple was.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

442 The intellectually honest will admit that the only thing on gun rights under Trump that he got wrong was bump-stocks. Otherwise, nothing happened as a result of Trump's comments on ERPOs, which pre-existed Trump's comments in many states, with less due process that what Trump was calling for.

If you want to be intellectually honest about it.

____

Like I said, he got straightened out by his base.

He wanted Red flag laws though, very clear from his statements.

Next time do a little research instead of just believing Trump can do no wrong.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:38 PM (ATzjB)

443 Oz is a jab supporter, but he is also a supporter of HCQ as well as Ivermectin. Probably better than Toomey, but probably still not who I would prefer if I lived in Pennsylvania.
I'd certainly take him over Dick (the dick) Durbin and Tammy Duckworth(less).

Posted by: ERF at December 02, 2021 07:44 PM (qqD/x)

444 The first 3 Kevin Smith movies were good, everything else was downhill after that.

I used to think that until I rewatched Clerks; damn it sucked out loud. Chasing Amy was ok if you ignore the second half of the movie except bonus points for casting Ben Affleck as a clueless dumbass

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 07:56 PM (y7DUB)

445 Like I said, he got straightened out by his base.

He wanted Red flag laws though, very clear from his statements.

Next time do a little research instead of just believing Trump can do no wrong.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2021 07:38 PM (ATzjB)

That's the way the nevertrumpers interpreted it, and it has become lore for them. For people who can be honest with themselves, it was rhetoric. He appeared to commandeer the process, and red flag laws went nowhere on a federal level. There was a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth about it, and some have still not let it go. Instead of reflexively believing what the media prints, do your own research, and think for yourself.

Trump has done wrong, in re gun rights, and it was limited to bump stocks, in my opinion. So nice job on the straw man imolation.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (SH2Zi)

446 Most people don't eat Kraft Peanut Butter because it sucks. But now they have another reason.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 06:14 PM

"Kraft Peanut Butter" is way too much to remember to boycott for shoving trans down everyone's throat, so I guess I'll just boycott "Kraft"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (EughT)

447 everybody is going to forget about this: "we cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives weve set...weve got to have a civilian national security force thats just as powerful just as strong just as well funded" obama said july 2 2008

Posted by: sound awake at December 02, 2021 08:42 PM (rCBpR)

448 Dammit. I buy a lot of Kraft cheese.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 02, 2021 09:01 PM (s4dNo)

449 I assume by "hiking" Kevin Smith really means "rummaging though thre bushes for squirrel carcasses to eat"

Also what a turd, first i bet no one commented to him, even if they did the person isn't saying don't wear a mask they addres pointing out your a psycho with two masks, and lay Batman's mask didn't cover his mouth.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (HEIVW)

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