David French Has a New Article Up at <i>The Atlantic</i>, Guys, and You'll Never Guess What It's About

David French Has a New Article Up at The Atlantic, Guys, and You'll Never Guess What It's About

Well I guess you can guess what it's about -- It's about Trump.

If I asked you to guess the avenue of attack on Trump, you'd probably guess that, too: It's Real Man David French talking about masculinity and claiming that anyone who disagrees with him isn't quite masculine in That David French Way.

Similar to how all Christians who don't agree with his newfound commitment to hard leftwing politics aren't quite Christian in That David French Way.

Before that, something to panic about:

Zeke Miller

@ZekeJMiller

WASHINGTON (AP) -- US official: US identifies first case of omicron COVID-19 variant in California.

Emily Kopp

@emilyakopp
CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant. The individual returned from a trip to South Africa on November 22. Close contacts have tested negative.

Better lock us all in the closet again, then.

Speaking of:

David French returns to a subject about which he is an undisputed expert: Male weakness.

Toughness has always been a virtue. The Bible speaks of a closely related attribute, perseverance. And here's Pharisee French deprecating it in favor of weakness and vacillation and endless bowing and praying to Strange New Gods, the virtues of his new cult.

I'm not surprised all these guys moved left -- they always were on the left of the right. AllahPundit, French, Goldberg, Hayes, the Bulwark Boys. They were always kissing cousins to actual leftists, and very clearly preferred the company of their cherished leftist friends to that of unreformedly masculine conservatives.

And all of them have to keep the grift going. They can't sell their grift to the right anymore, so they had to hustle up a new clientele. (Except for AllahPundit, who, incredibly, is permitted to run a far leftwing propaganda blog in a supposedly right-wing media group.)

And I note that David French's bio never, ever says that he has a legal business outside of his business of leftwing propaganda business. So apparently, the Grift is all that's keeping a roof over his head.

So I'm not surprised that these guys moved to the left.

What does surprise me is how easily, how quickly, how thoroughly, and how shamelessly they moved to the hard left.

And how viciously they did so. They take genuine pleasure in directing all attacks at the people they once pretended were "allies" or whom they once presumed to "lead."

There's some good dunking on the weakling cvckold French in this thread started by Dave Reaboi.

One commenter there points out that David French has, get this!, flip-flopped on the value of strength vs. weakness. While he now denigrates strength and toughness as the virtues of the alt-right,he used to write screeds against male weakness when he was pretending to be a Tough-Guy Real Conservative at pretend conservative blog National Review.

Men Are Getting Weaker — because We’re Not Raising Men
By DAVID FRENCH
August 16, 2016 6:16 PM
If you’re the average Millennial male, your dad is stronger than you are. In fact, you may not be stronger than the average Millennial female. You’re exactly the kind of person who in generations past had your milk money confiscated every day — who got swirlied in the middle-school bathroom. The very idea of manual labor is alien to you, and even if you were asked to help, say, build a back porch, the task would exhaust you to the point of uselessness. Welcome to the new, post-masculine reality.
This morning, the Washington Post highlighted a study showing that the grip strength of a sample of college men had declined significantly between 1985 and 2016. Indeed, the grip strength of the sample of college men had declined so much — from 117 pounds of force to 98 — that it now matched that of older Millennial women. In other words, the average college male had no more hand strength than a 30-year-old mom.
Yes, I know it’s only one study. Yes, I know that grip strength is but one measure of overall physical fitness. But as the Post noted, these findings are consistent with other studies showing kids are less fit today. (For example, it takes children 90 seconds longer to run a mile than it did 30 years ago.) Simply put, we’re getting soft — and no cohort is getting softer faster than college men.
I look back to my own childhood. In 1985, I was 16 years old, and I was a nerd’s nerd. I toted graph paper and 20-sided dice to school to play Dungeons & Dragons at lunch. (I like to think I was the finest dungeon master Scott County, Ky., had ever seen.) When I wasn’t playing D&D, my nose was buried in Lord of the Rings, or the Shannara books by Terry Brooks, or the Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey. I played sports, sure, but let’s just say that my varsity tennis exploits didn’t make the cheerleaders’ hearts flutter.
But none of my nerdiness relieved me of the responsibility of learning how to be a man — a protector, builder, and fixer. So that meant spending my Saturdays hauling out the ramps to change the oil and oil filters on all our cars. That meant helping my dad build a new back porch or constantly wrestling with immense piles of firewood. (We heated our house with a wood stove.) I made extra money working in neighborhood yards. Being a guy meant doing manual labor. That was just part of growing up — no matter your social class.

Can you smell that? What you're smelling is the sweet, sweet sweat of overcompensation, and the mental straaaainnn of trying to remember something, anything from his pathetic weakling past that sounds vaguely "manly."

I'm surprised he didn't include "EXXXXTREME Baking" and "Wearing Mother's Dress Shoes WITHOUT HER PERMISSION."

That essay is included in David French's book How to Be a Man (Just Like Me), in the chapter "How to Help Your Wife Have a Mind-Blowing Orgasm." The main tip is, "Don't interrupt her by ringing the home phone between 9 and 11:30."

Heyyyooooooooooo!

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

2 Does David French hate masculine men?

If he does, why does he keep letting his wife get plowed by masculine men while he watches from the closet while wearing a Superman onesie?

Can you answer me that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

3 Amazeballs

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (BFigT)

4 The old-fashioned term for it is Fortitude.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (z5Vrg)

5 Top 10 !Did not read the content.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (NgqoH)

6 French has no expertise in being a man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (o2MD2)

7 OMG this has to be a parody.. it's too on nose for French...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (53oGX)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

9 The article that he really wants to write: The Conservative Case for Watching Black Dudes Run a Train on Your Wife.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (SH2Zi)

10 > 2 Does David French hate masculine men?

Of course he does. It reminds him of all he is not and will never be.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (NgqoH)

11 That essay is included in David French's book How to Be a Man (Just Like Me), in the chapter "How to Help Your Wife Have Mind-Blowing Orgasm." The main tip is, "Don't interrupt her by calling between 9 and 11:30."
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My wife and I agreed we'd only smoke after sex. She's up to a pack a day, but I've had the same pack since 1976!

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at December 01, 2021 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

12 A housemate in grad school subscribed to a publication called "Gentle Strength."

Yeah, and he was a pussy of the first order, you'll not be surprised to learn. Kind of a cross between Richard Simmons and PeeWee Herman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

13 An emerging culture idolizes a twisted
version of "toughness" as the highest ideal
and despises a false version of "weakness"
as the lowest vice.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (DjPkW)

14 Just want to point out that in the Bible, a significant percentage of the great men were military leaders. David was a cold blooded killer.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (B0mGw)

15 I miss Dangerfield. He was funny.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (o2MD2)

16 Since David French will say anything in writing, literally, to get an article printed in The Atlantic I think we should be happy he didn't write the Conservative Case For Vaccine-Resistance Death Camps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (9ZHSu)

17 >>>7 OMG this has to be a parody.. it's too on nose for French...

someone in the thread dunking on him said that, said something like, "He just really leans into the parody version of himself."

He IS the parody version of himself, of course.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (0G13K)

18 david who?

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (bVYXr)

19 Just because I suck a few dicks every now and then doesn't mean I'm not manly tough man, OK.

Posted by: David F. at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (OalnH)

20 If the rantings I've seen various places online are true, David French is pretty much the platonic ideal of the DC man.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (wmDcS)

21 That essay is included in David French's book How to Be a Man (Just Like Me), in the chapter "How to Help Your Wife Have Mind-Blowing Orgasm." The main tip is, "Don't interrupt her by calling between 9 and 11:30."

Like the knife that cuts you, the wound heals but the scar remains.

Ace. Cuts like a knife......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

22 I'm almost afraid to ask. What does David French look like?

Okay. I really am afraid to ask. Consider that I did not say anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (txdEq)

23 It's not about BAP, but it's totally about BAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

24 >>>The main tip is, "Don't interrupt her by calling between 9 and 11:30."

lol

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (SH2Zi)

25 I'm almost afraid to ask. What does David French look like?

Okay. I really am afraid to ask. Consider that I did not say anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (txdEq)

Exactly like you'd expect. Physiognamy doesn't lie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (wmDcS)

26 > 20 If the rantings I've seen various places online are true, David French is pretty much the platonic ideal of the DC man.

An therein lies the root of the problem...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (NgqoH)

27 I miss Dangerfield. He was funny.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (o2MD2)
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I say "Take my wife. Please!" all the time. That not good enough for you?

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (9ZHSu)

28 >>>and claiming that anyone who disagrees with him isn't quite masculine in That David French Way.

That's a reality I'm very comfortable with.

>>>and claiming that anyone who disagrees with him isn't quite masculine in That David French Way.

Also a reality I'm quite comfortable with.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (T/vhV)

29 Unless the article is on Soy Tits or the Art of Being a Cuckold, French has no expertise from which to draw on.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (UKc9b)

30 And how viciously they did so. They take genuine pleasure in directing all attacks at the people they once pretended were "allies" or whom they once presumed to "lead."

Ace, they always punch right though. Sure they are punching harder now but all these 'guys' were standing in line to scold conservatives for actually wanting results.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (53oGX)

31 Well, my son has been going to CrossFit and I can assure you he is stronger than me.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

32 David French is reflecting one of the two-dimensional cutouts Hollywood uses to depict men. Almost universally, men are either:
1. Weak and submissive yes-men, laying supine at the feet of a woman
2. Strong, but terrible, brutal bullies who grind women down with their superficiality, aggression, violence and general toxicity

That's about it. Virtually every male character is one of these depthless, two-dimensional caricatures. David French has chosen to embody the first one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

33 You know, you're not a real man in my book until you're willing to allow your buddies to rummage around your prison wallet. THAT's masculinity, fellas!

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (AD14M)

34 ==============
I say "Take my wife. Please!" all the time. That not good enough for you?
Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (9ZHSu)

It's all in the delivery, douchebag.

- Henny Youngman

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Real men take showers with their elementary school daughters, right?

/Droolin' Joe (MAP esquire)

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (o2MD2)

36 I'd rather talk about Hitler than David French.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (ppL7t)

37 Doocy kicks Fauci in the nuts and Fauci stumbles all over the stage trying to recover.

Doocy: "You advised the president about the possibility of new testing requirements for people coming in to this country, does that include everybody?"

Fauci: "The answer is yes."

Doocy: "What about border crossers?"

Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

https://bit.ly/3lqltCQ

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (YYlyE)

38 I say "Take my wife. Please!" all the time. That not good enough for you?
Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (9ZHSu)

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Is she hot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

39 Can you smell that? What you're smelling is the sweet, sweet sweat of overcompensation, and the mental straaaainnn of trying to remember something, anything from his pathetic weakling past that sounds vaguely "manly."
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"And I killed a bear with my bowie knife when I was only three."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

40 These posts are amazing. Back from Vacation Ace is the Best Ace

Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (RWHIh)

41 David French likes to think a deep understanding of art and literature is more valuable than a working knowledge of how to hold your own in a fight.

David French is a common fool. An absolute common fool.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (oo2tY)

42 A real man know how to take a shot to the face without even flinching

And trust me, this tranny gave me a good one.

Posted by: David French reaching for a towel at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

43 Speaking of true conservatives . . .

Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin
@JRubinBlogger
Rs won't inconvenience themselves with universal background checks to save lives but they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE.

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Is it about capital gains tax? Fuel efficiency? Nuclear proliferation?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (FVME7)

44 >>Exactly like you'd expect. Physiognamy doesn't lie.

Right? Looks like most Gen X journalists/DC simps out there.
He should just give in to the urge to get a jaunty fedora already.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (bDqIh)

45 French needs to hit gym, those moobs aren't gonna lose themselves.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (NgqoH)

46 >>someone in the thread dunking on him said that, said something like, "He just really leans into the parody version of himself."

He backs into it with ass-clapping enthusiasm.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (UKc9b)

47 I miss Dangerfield. He was funny.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021

***
I watched his film Easy Money on This TV the other night. Quite possibly he was the physical model for Homer Simpson. He wasn't the greatest actor that ever lived, no, but he was funny.

Whether you like Dangerfield or not, the movie has a young Jennifer Jason Leigh as his daughter. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (txdEq)

48

Abortion is the only known cure for the BABY VARIANT!

Posted by: Anthony Stephen Fauci at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (o0WIV)

49 Before that, something to panic about

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM

I am SO F*CKING SICK of hearing about covid and its variants.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)

50 You just have to hear the CrossFit guys talking about going to LA Fitness to use their showers (CrossFit has none). One guy almost put the LA Fitness folks into fits when he had the gail to do CrossFit exercises at LA Fitness.

"I pick things up and I put them down"

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

51
Hey, don't question his manliness! He served in Iraq.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (blOfo)

52 >>>My wife and I agreed we'd only smoke after sex. She's up to a pack a day, but I've had the same pack since 1976!

I get no respect, no respect I tell ya...

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (0G13K)

53 "1. Weak and submissive yes-men, laying supine at the feet of a woman"

French is eaten up with "complimentarianism", the philosophy that men are in charge, but aren't allowed to make any decisions and women are submissive which means they have absolute control and men should thank them for it. It's absolutely poison in churches.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (B0mGw)

54 @JRubinBlogger
Rs won't inconvenience themselves with universal background checks to save lives but they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (FVME7)
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WTAF? I mean that seriously. Ever for a dumb, establishment hack scrunt like Rubin, that's asinine and incomprehensibly stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (DU+/6)

55 Doocy: "What about border crossers?"

Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

https://bit.ly/3lqltCQ
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (YYlyE)
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"And besides, viruses can't cross borders."

Wait - wetbacks have legal protection, but American citizens do not?? Did he actually say that out loud?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

56 Jeff Toobin's grip strength has increased 17%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (FVME7)

57 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

For the record, that is the opposite of true. The government could put illegals in a trebuchet and shoot them back if they wanted, whereas citizens have full legal protection from arbitrary search and seizure.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (ESjRY)

58 I don't think David Fwench will ever get over Macho Grande. He almost lost an eye in JAG paperclip fight "over there".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (UHVv4)

59 Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin
@JRubinBlogger
Rs won't inconvenience themselves with universal background checks to save lives but they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE.

The chicken is sick of you, Jen.........

You already have to pass a background check to buy a gun, you dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

60 "Wearing Mother's dress shoes..."

I lolled.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (6FeV1)

61 54 WTAF? I mean that seriously. Ever for a dumb, establishment hack scrunt like Rubin, that's asinine and incomprehensibly stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (DU+/6)

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The existence of guns means that people are dying, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

62 Dangerfield's stand up still holds up really well.

I was watching him with Carson and literally laughing out loud.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (ESjRY)

63 Border crossers have legal protection

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The legal protection of illegality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (FVME7)

64 French is eaten up with "complimentarianism", the philosophy that men are in charge, but aren't allowed to make any decisions and women are submissive which means they have absolute control and men should thank them for it. It's absolutely poison in churches.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (B0mGw)
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"I am in charge but defer to you in all matters because you're better" isn't a mechanism to make women feel better, it's a mechanism to for men to try to reconcile their subordinate position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (DU+/6)

65
Whether you like Dangerfield or not, the movie has a young Jennifer Jason Leigh as his daughter. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (txdEq)

And it had the timeless line "I'm bad. I'm so bad, it's a crime!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

66 >> Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin
@JRubinBlogger
Rs won't inconvenience themselves with universal background checks to save lives but they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE.

Since you are cool with cutting the baby in half, already...how about we apply Abotion Rights to the 2nd Amendment?

Free Access. No questions. No denials of service.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (UKc9b)

67 I always think if this scene when I read some leftist or soy boi arguing about virtues:

"You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, father. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not on the battlefield, but... there are many forms of courage."
--Commodus

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

68 I'm almost afraid to ask. What does David French look like?
Okay. I really am afraid to ask. Consider that I did not say anything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I can't tell you what he looks like, but I can tell you I can hear him crying a lot in the corner closet when I'm banging his wife.

Posted by: Mrs. French's bull at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (FQWHA)

69 Davis French brags about the strength it takes to watch your wife suck another man to completion. And to see that wry spunk covered smile....such strength.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (iQWEY)

70 >>Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

That's one of the dumbest things I've heard in a while.

I'm sure not a single "journalist" bothered to tell him he was full of shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

71 How many problems in our society can be attributed to the decline in average testosterone levels that have occurred over the last few generations?

Mandatory test injections now. It would end the progressive movement.

Posted by: brak at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (bFMzP)

72 I'm so bad, I should be in DETENTION!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

73 If i were on the twatters, I'd post "EOMGLSB" to Frenchie and see if he just blocked me on principle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (6FeV1)

74 "they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE."

Rubin, the House Conservative at WaPo, really embracing radical feminist talking points.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (B0mGw)

75 "Wearing Mother's Dress Shoes WITHOUT HER PERMISSION." hahaha

Posted by: phydeaux at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (RJyAJ)

76 added a pic of david french

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K)

77 The closest French ever came to a real mano y mano fist fight was when The Divine Misses Hot Thing (TM) didn't even give him a reach around after giving him 8 solid inches.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (ESjRY)

78 The chicken is sick of you, Jen.........

You already have to pass a background check to buy a gun, you dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It is probably too soon to tell whether the father had been background checked. But when has ignorance ever been a hurdle too high for Rubin to blunder over?

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

79 For the record, that is the opposite of true. The government could put illegals in a trebuchet and shoot them back if they wanted, whereas citizens have full legal protection from arbitrary search and seizure.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (ESjRY)
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Good one.

Tell that joke to the 1/6 "insurrectionists."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

80 Ace. Cuts like a knife......
~~~
I think you mean, slices like a hammer.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (IDhUW)

81 Dr. WeakLove
~or~
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Paolo

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (o0WIV)

82 I played sports, sure, but let's just say that my varsity tennis exploits didn't make the cheerleaders' hearts flutter.

And by these words, I confess my tennis dresses were not fashionable.

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (9ZHSu)

83 Pathetic. Even the homosexuals are laughing at this bilge.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (BPuaD)

84 >>Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

I'm actually jealous right now.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (UKc9b)

85 I forget is French one of the scrotum headed ones or does he wear a fedora?

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (CYnTg)

86 > Wait - wetbacks have legal protection, but American citizens do not?? Did he actually say that out loud?

Yes, he sure did.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (YYlyE)

87 61 54 WTAF?

Isn't that the FOX station in Philadelphia ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (RHGPo)

88 I think you mean, slices like a hammer.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (IDhUW)
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I use this phrase from time to time.

One of these days, I hope to say it to one of you fellow morons.

Posted by: reason at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (o0WIV)

89 Since you are cool with cutting the baby in half, already...how about we apply Abotion Rights to the 2nd Amendment?

Free Access. No questions. No denials of service.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (UKc9b)

My body, my choice of self-defense implements.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (SH2Zi)

90 Never mind, I see ace has provided

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (CYnTg)

91 added a pic of david french
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K)

OH the hugeMANTITIES!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Women: I wish men were gentler and more emotional

Also women: Why is it so hard to find good men?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (OalnH)

93 Old and Busted: My body my choice

New Hotness: My science, I'm gonna stick it in you

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

94 i keep getting french and the other fat one mixed up - stelter?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (hV9ir)

95 Pathetic. Even the homosexuals are laughing at this bilge.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (BPuaD)
++++
Absolutely. Homos, deviant or not, are attracted to men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

96 Since you are cool with cutting the baby in half, already...how about we apply Abotion Rights to the 2nd Amendment?

I am all for the Chappelle Theorem - if you can kill them, we at least should be able to abandon them.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (oo2tY)

97 >I'm sure not a single "journalist" bothered to tell him he was full of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Because 'journalists' are dumb as a bag of hammers. They won't ever question their science-god.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (NgqoH)

98 39 Can you smell that? What you're smelling is the sweet, sweet sweat of overcompensation, and the mental straaaainnn of trying to remember something, anything from his pathetic weakling past that sounds vaguely "manly."
-----------------

"And I killed a bear with my bowie knife when I was only three."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

That's nothing. That hag Hera put two snakes into my crib when I was a baby, and I strangled them both.

Posted by: Pocket Hercules at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (mdjgu)

99 "Women: I wish men were gentler and more emotional Also women: Why is it so hard to find good men?"

I hope most of us are old enough to know there's a difference between what a woman says she wants and what she actually wants.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (B0mGw)

100 > I'm almost afraid to ask. What does David French look like?
Okay. I really am afraid to ask. Consider that I did not say anything.

Ever see a deep sea vent tubeworm? Like that, only weaker and more effeminate.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YYlyE)

101 What does Frenchie look like?

Hold up your thumb at arm's length. Look at it.

There you go.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (6FeV1)

102 David French seems like he's saying that weaklings that get bullied by toughs like Trump can just take their father's pistol and show everyone at school what's what...well, I might be mixing two different things, but you get the point.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (5iUNf)

103 56 Jeff Toobin's grip strength has increased 17%.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (FVME7)
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Only on one arm, though.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

104 I would laugh if one of the judges were to ask the abortion advocate if she believes the government can require citizens take a medical procedure against their will.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

105 they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE."
~~~
Life starts with pregnancy, you strange illogical life enabled being.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (IDhUW)

106
Doocy: "You advised the president about the possibility of new testing requirements for people coming in to this country, does that include everybody?"

Fauci: "The answer is yes."

Doocy: "What about border crossers?"

Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

Bif: " No, asshole, it is exactly the same issue. Stand the fuck up and be honest with America"

Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (IJES/)

107 99 I hope most of us are old enough to know there's a difference between what a woman says she wants and what she actually wants.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (B0mGw)

===========

"How can I meet a nice guy?"
-The hot girl being rammed by the bad boy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

108 The other person who resigned yesterday that I couldn't remember was the Medical Examiner who pronounced Epstein's death a suicide.

carry on.

someone should keep track of the number of column inches devoted to NY nevertrump media personalities, compared to perhaps more topical subjects.

Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (AwPyG)

109 Masculine in that David French Way:

Example 25:
Swanning about town while sporting a glob of Crisco on your anus should the opportunity arise for a little spontaneous power-bottoming.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (OMayC)

110 Honestly, I'd beat the living shit out this thing just because of the way he looks.

Consider it "public service."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (BFigT)

111 I'm almost afraid to ask. What does David French look like?

Not sure about his face, but I can describe him from behind pretty well if you want.

Posted by: Some Hobo at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (ESjRY)

112 What does surprise me is how easily, how quickly, how thoroughly, and how shamelessly they moved to the hard left.

And how viciously they did so. They take genuine pleasure in directing all attacks at the people they once pretended were "allies" or whom they once presumed to "lead."

"Hypocrisy is a form of manly courage!"
--Things David French probably would say

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

113 Honest question: Was David French ever noteworthy for anything other than Ace's rants about him? I can't say that anything occurs to me.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (SH2Zi)

114 I played sports, sure, but let's just say that my varsity tennis exploits didn't make the cheerleaders' hearts flutter.

__

Same here. At my school, playing sports was just a thing you did. Nobody really gave a fuck about it either way.

I always wondered if the typical HS movie of the 80s and 90s where the football QB was the BIG MAN ON CAMPUS actually existed in the real world.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (OalnH)

115 Only on one arm, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Rittenhouse could get him to switch arms...

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (5iUNf)

116 112 "Hypocrisy is a form of manly courage!"
--Things David French probably would say
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

=========

"I've never once advocated for things contrary to what I'm advocating now, and if you look for anything that contradicts that statement then you are a bad Christian."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

117 His face looks like Fauci's vagina.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (OCjO7)

118 REAL MEN cry.

I'm not afraid to say it. We sob hysterically when our feelings are hurt. We gnash our teeth and seek the fainting couch when we don't get ketchup on our hot dog sandwiches. We weep when our favorite little boys aren't available to massage our flabby manliness.

Real men also wear dresses. And eyeliner.

And drink fruity vodka cocktails.

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (W2Pud)

119 "How can I meet a nice guy?"
-The hot girl being rammed by the bad boy
-----
I'm not cynical enough to think all women are like that, but the ones getting rammed by the bad boy aren't there by accident. Neither is the guy offering to raise the bad boy's kid for him just for the right to sniff the hot girl's underwear.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (B0mGw)

120 The bear on my shirt? I won that in my "Revenant" re-enactment group.

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (9ZHSu)

121 I was thinking about why so many moved left recently. I think generally that when smart people start to understand the world, they move right. So what explains the recent batch which appears to have moved left?

I think there is a certain personality type which is narcissistic and craves control over other. To justify the control, they first have to believe that they are smarter and just know better than most. This makes it easy for them to look down on conservatives ("religious, brutes, anti-science,...") and also easy for them to latch on the "experts." In fact, they need people like Fauci since they themselves know nothing but they justify their superior opinions by parroting the "experts" who also know nothing, but they have credentials.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (VDFyt)

122 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."
---------------

You're right.
One of these groups, you can use surveillance, men on horseback, and handcuffs.

The other one, you have to nab while they're waiting for their luggage.

Posted by: reason at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (o0WIV)

123 And this hamster wanted to run against Trump in '16 as the only conservative alternative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (csEWM)

124 added a pic of david french
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K)

THANKS A LOT, Wolfus!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)

125 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

"Please enumerate the legal protections that illegal border crossers enjoy that American citizens do not"
--Things Doocy didn't say but should have

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

126 I hope most of us are old enough to know there's a difference between what a woman says she wants and what she actually wants.

I remember Althouse, among others, being shocked, shocked, shocked that there was less sex in couples that were more "egalitarian" about chores then ones in which there was the traditional male/female roles.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (ESjRY)

127 All the Real Men have Confederate flags on their fishing boats

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

128

lol @ the "new right"

Yeah, he's the "old right," alright.

Why didn't he just use "alt-right?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (xuD+S)

129 10 > 2 Does David French hate masculine men?

Of course he does. It reminds him of all he is not and will never be.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (NgqoH)

Last night Tucker's first guest said that Fredo being taken-out is the latest step in a plan by Our Betters to remove all "meatheads" (his term) from the public square. In other words, remove all masculine-appearing men from Leftard politics, from Big Media news and opinion shows, and from as many movies and TV shows as possible. To further de-legitimize masculinity in America. Maybe so.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

130 Dangerfield's stand up still holds up really well.

I was watching him with Carson and literally laughing out loud.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021

***
I caught an early stand-up performance of his on the Westinghouse-sponsored (pre-CBS) ]i]Merv Griffin Show. Several future celebs used to turn up there: Joann Worley, later of Laugh-In; Richard Pryor, when he still worked "clean"; Dick Clair and Jenna McMahon, who went on to write episodes of MTM shows and to produce others like Soap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (txdEq)

131 99 "Women: I wish men were gentler and more emotional Also women: Why is it so hard to find good men?"

I hope most of us are old enough to know there's a difference between what a woman says she wants and what she actually wants.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (B0mGw)

___

Wait so my wife really wants me to leave shit all over the house?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (OalnH)

132 On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ..
3 skids of plywood.
2 nail guns
and a DA in the palm of George Soros

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

133 Not sure about his face, but I can describe him from behind pretty well if you want.

Posted by: Some Hobo at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (ESjRY)

Picture a rack of Wonderbread right before it hits the ovens.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (6FeV1)

134 >>How many problems in our society can be attributed to the decline in average testosterone levels that have occurred over the last few generations?

As French demonstrates, they hate the young men who want to reverse it by - get this! - rejecting all the modern, Lefty things pushed on them (oatmilk-type crap foods, gender confusion and degeneracy) and embracing the old ways (unprocessed protein-rich diet, lifting, traditional gender roles/relationships).

A taste of what simps like French dislike: https://twitter.com/Babygravy9

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

135 Does my nic frighten you, David?

It should.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (W2Pud)

136 REAL MEN cry. ...
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

That's it. End of list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

137 97 >I'm sure not a single "journalist" bothered to tell him he was full of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Because 'journalists' are dumb as a bag of hammers. They won't ever question their science-god.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (NgqoH)
-------------------

True. My favorite here is when Obama claimed his parents met on the bridge at Selma ... and NONE of the reporters present either 1) knew when he'd been born (1961), and knew when Selma took place (1965), 2) or if they knew, they couldn't do the advanced math, 3) if they passed 1) and 2), were too much in the bag to challenge the obvious lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

138 Concerning the (OMGcron!-positive) person who just returned to California from South Africa. How was that possible with the travel ban in place?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (/TTi/)

139 David French was my essential aide-de-camp investigating bath houses in San Francisco as we battled together against the Aids epidemic. I would defend his honor to the end!

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (9ZHSu)

140 Now I want to shave off my beard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (csEWM)

141 129 Last night Tucker's first guest said that Fredo being taken-out is the latest step in a plan by Our Betters to remove all "meatheads" (his term) from the public square. In other words, remove all masculine-appearing men from Leftard politics, from Big Media news and opinion shows, and from as many movies and TV shows as possible. To further de-legitimize masculinity in America. Maybe so.
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (AMIL/)

==========

So...even the women on the left who have a thing for masculine men are only going to be able to find masculine men on conservative alternatives?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

142 David French doesn't know anyone who owns a pickup.

My humble opinion on today's youth is that they are a varied and highly variable group of people, just like the youth from every generation before. I see a lot of these youngsters that work their asses off for me, every day, and earn every penny I pay them. I also see a surge of them choosing trade work over college, when in years past, the college attendence of men was much higher.

Could it possibly be that grip strength of men who chose to attend college isn't exactly the best measure for the "manliness" of an entire generation?

The kids are alright, Mr. French. In fact, they're better than alright. They're seeing right through the scam that college has become to so many, and are choosing instead to go earn a living with their labor. The men still going to college are the ones who don't want that. Male college enrollment is down considerably in recent years. By that very metric, I would totally expect college men to have less grip strength (as if that's somehow a measure of manliness, anyway, for pete's fucking sake).

What a stupid article.

Posted by: Goober at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (Hgvgt)

143 The pro abortion people always talk like birth control doesn't exist. There's even a form that doesn't require the discipline to take a pill daily.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (5HBd1)

144 Was David French ever noteworthy for anything other than Ace's rants about him? I can't say that anything occurs to me.

I wrote a blog for 12 years, an average of 3 posts a day, 6 days a week. I do not remember a single moment or post which involved David French's thoughts or wisdom. To be honest I cannot remember hearing of him before reading this blog.

Maybe I did, my brain is swiss cheese these days but I cannot recall it at this moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

145 "Wait so my wife really wants me to leave shit all over the house?"

She wants you to quit caring about her pointless nagging and to laugh at her, yes. You clean that stuff up, she's just going to find something else to complain about.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (B0mGw)

146
David Cocksucker French is another fake "veteran," yes?

Well, that automatically makes him manly, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (xuD+S)

147 I think it's "settled law" that illegal aliens, foreign nationals, and unlawful enemy combatants have standing under the constitution.

American citizens? Aw hell no, that's crazy talk!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (hptIz)

148 71 year old was stuck on a ventilator, got a court order to allow him to take Ivermectin. Suddenly he's better.

It's just a coincidence I'm sure.

https://bit.ly/3Ehomx7

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (YYlyE)

149 I like to watch.

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

150 I remember that French guy. I think I told him to keep that baby dick in his pants until I finished with his wife. I took the condom of half way through.

Posted by: Johnny the Bull at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (iQWEY)

151 "It's not weakness to let your wife sleep with other men. It takes a very strong man to watch that sort of thing night after night, hour after hour, from a bedroom closet with only the zipper over the mouth of your favorite gimp mask to prevent you from yelling out in shame. Well, strength or a very specific fetish, one or the other."

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (dYe5S)

152 I can't watch Biden's babbling teleprompter reading any longer, it just pisses me off too much. But this is incredible.

Do they really think we are buying that this melted brain failure is in charge of anything?

https://tinyurl.com/y943zatp

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

153 added a pic of david french
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021

THANKS A LOT, Wolfus!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021

***
"I refuse to accept this! I did not come here to be abused!"

(Voice in the back: "Where do you *usually* go to be abused?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (txdEq)

154 To be honest I cannot remember hearing of him before reading this blog.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

___

Me neither. Same with Tom what's his face with the baseball logo on the Twatters.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (OalnH)

155 Concerning the (OMGcron!-positive) person who just returned to California from South Africa. How was that possible with the travel ban in place?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (/TTi/)
==============
He returned Nov. 22

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (9ZHSu)

156 Off toy story sock.

*gives lambchops the side eye*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 02:56 PM (IJES/)

157 Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

5. Seeing your son turn out like David French

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

158 Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

____

5. When "your" team loses the big game.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:56 PM (OalnH)

159 I would imagine the grip strength of these grifters is above average, from grabbing all that cock.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 01, 2021 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

160 There is a guy on EWETOOB with a podcast he calls Better Bachelor. It is pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (o2MD2)

161 David French Has a New Article Up at The Atlantic, Guys, and You'll Never Guess What It's About

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The conservative case for child rape?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (AIcDk)

162 115 Only on one arm, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Rittenhouse could get him to switch arms...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (5iUNf)
---------------

Insert Grosskreutz joke here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

163 "All of this and more is in my new Book :

Why Do The Caged Balls Swing? - By David French"

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (UKc9b)

164 147 I think it's "settled law" that illegal aliens, foreign nationals, and unlawful enemy combatants have standing under the constitution.

American citizens? Aw hell no, that's crazy talk!

Posted by: Common Tater

Try reading Carolene Products Footnote 4. The court telegraphed in 1938 what it would do and continue to do for the next 80 plus years.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (9hXN1)

165 I read a bit of NRO back in the day. Scoured their site looking for writers I liked. He was there. Always blended in with the Rick Lowrys and John whatevers.

Not a true luminary like Jonah.

It is impossible to type that with a straight face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (csEWM)

166 152 I can't watch Biden's babbling teleprompter reading any longer, it just pisses me off too much. But this is incredible.

Do they really think we are buying that this melted brain failure is in charge of anything?

https://tinyurl.com/y943zatp

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, he certainly isn't responsible for his bowels since he shit himself while visiting with Pope Frankie. And for launching an air biscuit while standing next to British Royalty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (N39Ws)

167
David French lecturing people about masculinity. I don't even know what to say. He's a fuckin' T-sink. A lugubrious, feminized scribbler with Stage-IV necrotic soydick. This is like Trevor Noah lecturing on comedy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (2ABQr)

168 The Moronic virus in California. Egads! This will give something new for Newsome to blather on about at his next dinner at the French Laundry maskless and with no social distancing as he frets about how to further lock down the riff-raff in HIS state.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

169 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."
~~~
We are going to dominate the area we have contained ~ the airports.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (IDhUW)

170 CNN
@CNN
Long-time International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound has said that the "unanimous conclusion" by those on a call with Chinese tennis star Peng Shuai is that she is "fine."

-
Well, if CNN and the IOC agree, who am I to disagree? Also, she was hardly raped at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (FVME7)

171 I remember reading a book some happily married guy wrote about what women really want, based on his marriage and the people he knew well.

He was loosely tied to the PUA movement, but thought those guys were assholes abusing the bits of psychology they'd picked up (which frankly was just common knowledge a couple of generations ago).

His point was basically that if you just simp she'll fall out of love with you - because she really wants a guy with a backbone. That doesn't mean to be a jerk either...but most women, in the end, will prefer a jerk with a spine over a jellyfish that does everything she says she wanted.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

172 I hope most of us are old enough to know there's a difference between what a woman says she wants and what she actually wants.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (B0mGw)

Many business consultants have made bank explaining to clients that you don't give customers what they ask for, you give them what they want. (because their customers are idiots who know nothing.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (VDFyt)

173 "May all of your sons be the sons of David French."

-- old Italian curse

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (0G13K)

174 168 The Moronic virus in California. Egads! This will give something new for Newsome to blather on about at his next dinner at the French Laundry maskless and with no social distancing as he frets about how to further lock down the riff-raff in HIS state.
Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

oh boy. knowing how the stupid left overreacts, they might shut things down again and everyone back to working from home.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (hV9ir)

175 The BBB is a tax cut plan for middle class people now?
LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (OalnH)

176 "And besides, viruses can't cross borders."

Wait - wetbacks have legal protection, but American citizens do not?? Did he actually say that out loud?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

Americans obey laws, so selective enforcement against them is easy. That should be the lesson, here.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (SH2Zi)

177 >>>David French lecturing people about masculinity. I don't even know what to say. He's a fuckin' T-sink. A lugubrious, feminized scribbler with Stage-IV necrotic soydick. This is like Trevor Noah lecturing on comedy.

this might be beyond soy.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (0G13K)

178 136 REAL MEN cry. ...
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

That's it. End of list.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

5. Paper cut booboo

Posted by: Troy Aikman, Vowbous Starrting Quarterback at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (IJES/)

179 Joe actually brought up Beanie Babies today in his supply chain speech.

Then literally "blamed the world" for inflation.

On deck: God.

Does he still drive a Triumph SX-70 to visit the Cabbage Patch Kids and take snapshots of them w/his Polaroid TR-7? Does he know the Flux Capacitor is optional w/a Delorean?

Lord help us.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

180 Masculine in that David French Way:

Example 25:
Swanning about town while sporting a glob of Crisco on your anus should the opportunity arise for a little spontaneous power-bottoming.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2021

***
"Well, I swan!"
-- David F.

"Yeah, we know you do."
-- Everybody else

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (txdEq)

181 Do they really think we are buying that this melted brain failure is in charge of anything?

https://tinyurl.com/y943zatp
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's a bad one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (9ZHSu)

182 Best part is the David French ode to manhood from 2016 is such a pile of steaming juvenile stupidity.

Such a complete loser, than and now.

Posted by: deadrody at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (/jrmI)

183 Chairman LMAO - The travel bans are essentially bans on South Africans coming to the US, or US people traveling to South Africa. Any US citizens that were IN South Africa when the ban went into effect cannot be denied re-entry to the US.

Nor should they. Literally denying US Citizens entry into the US would be a bridge to far.

They're testing them upon return, to make sure they don't bring it back with them, which is how they identified this guy.

Posted by: Goober at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (Hgvgt)

184 CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant. The individual returned from a trip to South Africa on November 22. Close contacts have tested negative.

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Lemme guess, they're using a Magic 8-Ball now to test for variants?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (AIcDk)

185 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

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That's an actual quote?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (kTF2Z)

186 176 "And besides, viruses can't cross borders."

Wait - wetbacks have legal protection, but American citizens do not?? Did he actually say that out loud?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

Americans obey laws, so selective enforcement against them is easy. That should be the lesson, here.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (SH2Zi)

Illegals have more protection from us than YOU do, peasant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (csEWM)

187
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0FFTd3bS_8

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (6dI0k)

188 David French had a hang nail once. He snagged it on his cashmere scarf.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (BPuaD)

189 Democracy dies in the darkness of my buttcrack.

Posted by: Allahpundit at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

190

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (K2SnJ)

191 Sundowner left his mind in the 1980s

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (2JoB8)

192 There are some exceptions to this but generally hollywood and TV have shifted from the big bruiser action hero or the strong silent tough guy cowboy type to weedy soy sipping slump shouldered guys. I think Ryan Gosling is a great actor but he's not exactly athletic or a heroic figure.

Comic book movies up to this point have tended to have strong, muscular, heroic male types (although its trending away from that lately). The Rock still is making movies, where he's usually the tough guy, even if he's a bumbling buffoon and outshined by women often.

But the overall movie image has shifted away from that, which I think is why the few films with actual strong men do so well: MCU stuff, John Wick, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

193 Picture at the bottom looks like the muppets creator guy

Posted by: nckate at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (HwRVQ)

194 162 115 Only on one arm, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

Rittenhouse could get him to switch arms...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (5iUNf)
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Insert Grosskreutz joke here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

Talk about interfering with his "social agenda".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (N39Ws)

195 Wow.

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A Gallup Poll taken in 1978 asked Americans to rank their certainty about whether Jesus rose from the dead on a scale of zero to 10. Almost two-thirds selected the number 10, indicating ''absolute certainty.''
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I really wonder what those numbers would look like today.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (QVW9v)

196 As a young married man I was shocked to find out I was expected to know what my wife wanted by osmosis. Also to know what was best for her no matter what she said. Therefore if I said NO, I was making her unhappy, and if I said GO AHEAD and it didn't turn out like she thought that too was my fault for not stopping her.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

197 I have to assume that David French got stuffed into a locker in high school .. or he didn't get stuffed in a locker often enough.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

198 Insert Grosskreutz joke here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
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I'm glad you people have finally moved on. It was beyond time.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (sGnvY)

199 >>That's a bad one.

He actually looked like he was having a stroke at one point. I felt it move down there.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

200 Democracy dies in the darkness of my buttcrack.

Posted by: Allahpundit at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

Donutocracy dies in ma belly!

Posted by: Probably Stetler at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (SH2Zi)

201 If you are not capable of monstrous things, you're just a harmless rabbit.

Posted by: MJ at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (zwDuR)

202 biden brought up beanie baby while talking about supply chains? lol.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (hV9ir)

203 this might be beyond soy.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (0G13K)

Frenchie will never be Beyond Meat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (6FeV1)

204 Off Jeep Dealership owner sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM (IJES/)

205 I mean, nothing screams "serious conservative" like discussions about stealing milk money and giving swirlies.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: deadrody at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (/jrmI)

206 > You're exactly the kind of person who in generations past had your milk money confiscated every day

Charles Nelson Reilly used to beat David French up and take his milk money.

Liberace once told David French that he swished too much.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (bW8dp)

207 "If you are not capable of monstrous things, you're just a harmless rabbit."

I would argue context and self restraint are important parts of that equation.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (B0mGw)

208 Talk about interfering with his "social agenda".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (N39Ws)

Dude is getting some strange every day.

Posted by: Probably Stetler at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (SH2Zi)

209 I am not a manly man. I am not particularly attractive, either. There are many things about me that are far from the masculine ideal. Unlike these assholes, though, I don't look at my own shortcomings and then pen long thinkpieces about how I actually *am* the masculine ideal if only those nasty, based he-men would quit being too toxic to recognize that.

But despite any and all of that, I can rest comfortably knowing that I am not a cucked-out, tucked-under, sniveling, weak, panty-waisted, limp-wristed, voluntarily sissified effective eunuch like David French and the rest of these worthless leftist assholes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

210 Long-time International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound
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C'mon, that's not really his name. Is it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

211 CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant.

Also the CDC: our standard test cannot differentiate between the ordinary flu and Wuhan Flu, or variants between.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

212 Beanie Babies were how he bribed Ashlee into hand jobs probably....

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (CYnTg)

213 >>>David Cocksucker French is another fake "veteran," yes?

well he's a real veteran but when he speaks about his service he has a very nasty habit of speaking as if he volunteered for combat and saw combat. He deliberately segues into talking of what "we" did, with "we" fighting in Fallujah and such.

Julie Kelly told me of this amazeballs speech he gave to this troop of boy scouts (or the like) where he showed up in full dress uniform carrying his dress saber and talking about its history and design and started talking about War, Man and the glorious duty of defending the nation from its enemies foreign and domestic.

He was a JAG in the rear eschelon.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

214 It's hard to say "pounce" without your lisp showing, isn't it Davey?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (wAnMi)

215 36 REAL MEN cry. ...
Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

That's it. End of list.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

5. Field Of Dreams

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (WmGrA)

216 Americans obey laws, so selective enforcement against them is easy. That should be the lesson, here.

Depends on the generation. Boomers do. Gen X used to - that shit is changing as we speak. Millenials do whatever they are told.

Gen Z has no shits to give. And I do not blame them.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (oo2tY)

217 Milwaukee's out of control car theft problem.

Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

218 >>Long-time International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound has said that the "unanimous conclusion" by those on a call with Chinese tennis star Peng Shuai is that she is "fine."

Dick also suggested that her constant blinking some sort of weird code was distracting, both for the IOC and the CCP guy standing next to her...

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (5iUNf)

219 David French is testosteroneless and he has man boobs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (8m1jA)

220 213 He was a JAG in the rear eschelon.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

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Prosecuting soldiers for murder because they didn't exactly follow the ROE?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

221 171

His point was basically that if you just simp she'll fall out of love with you - because she really wants a guy with a backbone. That doesn't mean to be a jerk either...but most women, in the end, will prefer a jerk with a spine over a jellyfish that does everything she says she wanted.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

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That describes my marriage pretty well. My wife will say something like the lawn is getting long. And I'll be like, well shit you know where the lawmower is right? That's not say I never mow the lawn. But if it needs mowing and I don't feel like doing it, I won't do it and inevitably she gets out there and does it herself.

Overall we end up pretty even on doing shit around the house. But that whole wife nagging the husband to do a honey do list is what will destroy marriages.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (OalnH)

222 Crisco French the pirate.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (Ruq3x)

223 I really wonder what those numbers would look like today.

Maybe 40%. And that's from a poll taken in Joel Osteen's congregation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

224 "well he's a real veteran but when he speaks about his service he has a very nasty habit of speaking as if he volunteered for combat and saw combat. "

Like Ewan McGregor in Black Hawk Down.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (B0mGw)

225 Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

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Like I care!

Posted by: Seth Rogan at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (OalnH)

226 "Wearing Mother's Dress Shoes WITHOUT HER PERMISSION."

"Did I risk my new mani/pedi with a wild hot pilates romp? BET."

Posted by: DaisyB at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (Hswbs)

227 i've mentioned before that when I speak to schlichter about his service in Kosovo, he is tediously, annoyingly clear that he did not see combat, and denigrates his own service as "running a heavily-armed car wash." If I ever even imply he was in action there, he interrupts to say "No I wasn't close to live fighting." even though he knows he's told me this six hundred times.

David French... walks a different path.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

228 CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant.

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We should wall off California then. Just to be safe, you know. We'll get the CA Morons out somehow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)

229 "talking about masculinity and claiming that anyone who disagrees with him isn't quite masculine"

Thank goodness that never happens around here.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (qpX6U)

230 Hey Frenchie, I'm an agnostic (former a-theist), and even I know that the most often repeated commandment in the Bible is "Do not fear." It's in there over two hundred times ... weak-ass soi-bitch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (AIcDk)

231 Sundowner left his mind in the 1980s
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 01, 2021 03:00 PM (2JoB

To be fair -- I wouldn't mind still being in the 80s

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (mZUr4)

232 I always wondered if the typical HS movie of the 80s and 90s where the football QB was the BIG MAN ON CAMPUS actually existed in the real world.

Posted by: Joe XiDen

That was a leftover trope from the 30's to early 60's. Fast Times was a more realistic movie where jocks were simply one of several cliques.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (9hXN1)

233 Jordan Peterson: I Got The Damn Vaccine And The Government Still Won't "F*cking Leave Me Alone," "So Stupid Me"

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

234 181 Do they really think we are buying that this melted brain failure is in charge of anything?

https://tinyurl.com/y943zatp
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)
============
That's a bad one.
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Yeah, really bad. Ace should post this. Puddin's sinking fast.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

235 Jen Rubin is a manly man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

236 Overall we end up pretty even on doing shit around the house. But that whole wife nagging the husband to do a honey do list is what will destroy marriages.

And from what I've seen so will the husband being a jerk about it and not doing anything. Men tend to be irresponsible and lazy. Women tend to attempt to control and manipulate. Its our besetting sins that we have to fight against every day.

A good marriage focuses on loving the other and trying to be your best for them out of love and commitment, from what I have observed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

237 I'm sick of Ace's snide comments on my physical attributes. You sir have no idea the strength it takes to manage a 3 glory hole finale. None at all!

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (iQWEY)

238 >>> constantly wrestling with immense piles of firewood

Interesting unit of the day:
A bundle of firewood that is three feet long and a few feet around is referred to as a faggot.

David French has been wrestling with units of firewood volume.

Posted by: Biden at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (LVgqo)

239 just heard Liz Claman say that the Cali Moronic Omicron Variant guy was fully vaxxinated.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (Ynyl9)

240 > 1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (bW8dp)

241 showed up in full dress uniform . . . talking about War, Man and the glorious duty of defending the nation from its enemies foreign and domestic.

He was a JAG in the rear eschelon.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

That's hilarious and pathetic.

Posted by: Probably Stetler at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (SH2Zi)

242 CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant.

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We should wall off California then. Just to be safe, you know. We'll get the CA Morons out somehow.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)

Too late. Omicron virus has been detected in Houston's sewers. We're doomed. DOOMED!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

243 From the Reboi thread. If all true, is this A Thing?

Nancy Pelosi Portfolio Tracker
NancyTracker
16h

On the 1st day of Maxwell's trial...

The CEO of twitter resigned
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)

244 I suck at socks more than anyone has ever sucked at socks. Which is why I don't used socks often. Because, as previously stated, I suck.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (LVgqo)

245 243 On the 1st day of Maxwell's trial...

The CEO of twitter resigned
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (Bmy3R)

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That is an interesting set of coincidences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

246 The cure to all turns out to be "Freeze, Gopher!"
Or, "Nobody move or the...."

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (taPSh)

247 That's a bad one.

Even if he didn't fumble constantly through it, its dull and wonky and doesn't convince anyone of anything except that this is one really boring dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

248 This busty blonde is not attracted to David French, and is confident that she wouldn't have ever been attracted to him at any age:
https://is.gd/genBab

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

249 If you have to tell me how manly you are I find it difficult to believe a word you are saying to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (2nXUK)

250 Overall we end up pretty even on doing shit around the house.

As I explained to mine - just because it bothers you, doesn't mean it bothers me. And I need zero help - especially from you - fixing the shit that bothers me.

The more you pamper a woman, the more they demand it.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (oo2tY)

251 225 Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)
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Its the milk products. Cheese. It makes the Norse go Vikinging.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (ppL7t)

252 155 Concerning the (OMGcron!-positive) person who just returned to California from South Africa. How was that possible with the travel ban in place?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2021 02:54 PM (/TTi/)
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He returned Nov. 22

Posted by: Dr. Tony Mengele-Fauci at December 01, 2021 02:55 PM (9ZHSu)

Trump's Fault!!!!!!

Posted by: Psircle-back Psaki at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (AMIL/)

253 Speaking of girly men, there is a post at Insty about a dude dominating the Women's swim team at U Penn. But I am sure he has no biological advantages according to science!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (r5BVk)

254 "A good marriage focuses on loving the other and trying to be your best for them out of love and commitment, from what I have observed."

There's a lot of duking it out that goes on behind closed doors. Hopefully mostly in a metaphorical manner.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (B0mGw)

255 I rarely cry and actually had a ten year period where I felt almost no emotions at all, but I do get misty at those military reunion videos and the old commercials where the kid finally calls his grandmother just to say hello.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (QVW9v)

256 I have to assume that David French got stuffed into a locker in high school .. or he didn't get stuffed in a locker often enough.
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021

***
Just a guess here, but the problem might be that he got out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (txdEq)

257 Always forget that there's the David French meme-maker, lol:

https://tinyurl.com/zs5tk6m5

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

258 French showing up in full military dress for the boy scouts reminds me of George Costanza showing up to open for Seinfeld at a middle school presentation:

George: "It'll give them the chance to see a real live Yankee!"

Seinfeld: "It'll give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids."

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (0G13K)

259 Being tough is hard. You have to work at it, and it has to become part of your ethos. It eventually becomes part of your mindset. People like French are simply quitters and cowards. They fail at everything because they have no moral compass. They sell out to the lowest common denominator because that's easiest.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

260 and even I know that the most often repeated commandment in the Bible is "Do not fear."
~~~
Remedy for panic pron = focus on "do not fear" emphasis in Christianity.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 03:08 PM (IDhUW)

261 US identifies first case of omicron COVID-19 variant in California.
.........

THE END IS NEAR

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

262 > I have to assume that David French got stuffed into a locker in high school .. or he didn't get stuffed in a locker often enough.

I'm thinking more of a closet, myself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:09 PM (bW8dp)

263 Happy birthday to Jen Psaki, but more importantly happy birthday to Yolandi Visser of South African Musical Group, Die Antwoord.
"I Fink U Freeky and I Like You A Lot"

Posted by: Downcast at December 01, 2021 03:09 PM (VKYVa)

264 Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce
That's it. End of list.

Replace #4 with "watching Rudy"

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2021 03:09 PM (4thlk)

265 oh boy. knowing how the stupid left overreacts, they might shut things down again and everyone back to working from home.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

I don't doubt it at all. This will never end in the once Golden State that I used to call home.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (oiNtH)

266 I always wondered if the typical HS movie of the 80s and 90s where the football QB was the BIG MAN ON CAMPUS actually existed in the real world.

Not in my school in the 80s. I would guess that maybe it happened in the past in some schools, but never when I was there. But its an easy trope to use because it allows lazy writers a quick antagonist and challenging setting for their weedy protagonist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

267 Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.

Pikers.

Car thefts have increased in Portland, Oregon; in September, 903 vehicles were reported stolen in the area, KGW 8 reported on Friday.

Posted by: Portland! at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (I2/tG)

268 He was a JAG in the rear eschelon.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

So another Beau Biden then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

269
"Hypocrisy is a form of manly courage!"
--Things David French probably would say
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

Only real men piss sitting down.

--Things David French probably would say

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

270 1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce
It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (bW8dp)

Also from laughing so hard at French running around on fire, screaming that you can't even find the shovel to put him out with.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

271 It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021

***
Or at the ending of The Incredible Journey -- the novel, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (txdEq)

272 255 I rarely cry and actually had a ten year period where I felt almost no emotions at all, but I do get misty at those military reunion videos and the old commercials where the kid finally calls his grandmother just to say hello.
Posted by: ... at December 01,

The only time I have seen my husband cry is when he put his dog down. I knew he was embarrassed and I walked away.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (2nXUK)

273 > Speaking of girly men, there is a post at Insty about a dude dominating the Women's swim team at U Penn. But I am sure he has no biological advantages according to science!

In the future, there will be two divisions in any strength-dominated sport.

1) The men's division
2) The tranny division

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (bW8dp)

274 1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce

It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (bW8dp)
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Yep. I marvel at the people (women, almost exclusively) who blub like four year-olds because their candidate lost the election. WTF? How emotionally unstable do you have to be to do that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

275
He was a JAG in the rear eschelon.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

I thought you said he was in the military?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (n+4am)

276 >>So another Beau Biden then.

Not yet but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

277 264 Yes, they do:
1. Death of a family member
2. Death of a beloved dog
3. Truly grievous bodily harm
4. Divorce
That's it. End of list.

Replace #4 with "watching Rudy"

Yep. Beat me to it.

And...watching the Miracle on Ice. The real game, not the movie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (Bmy3R)

278 We ought to refer generically to the idle nonsensical drippings of Rubin in her so-called official capacity as a commentator as "Jenitalia".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

279 All the macho posturing on the internet is a little ridiculous. You can be the baddest badass in the bad world, and still get stomped in an ambush. The whole desperate hope of normie conservatives that maybe civilization can be somehow saved from a tidal wave of lunatics and barbarians comes from the grim realization that in a world resembling a Robert E. Howard novel, no one is going to have a good time. (Or at least no one hoping to build anything of value.)

I'm not a badass, and I can't spend the time being a badass. It takes all of my energy to keep my job and keep my home. Being productive and skilled is a full time job. Decreasing the entropy of the universe is a full time job.

Being reasonably armed means you might have a chance to make it cost something when a rampaging mob, or the government, tries to destroy you, but the odds still suck, and I would like to (though I don't at this point expect to) never see that day.

Posted by: MadRocketSci at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (hRoyQ)

280 Blonde?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (XMhnq)

281 Julie Kelly told me of this amazeballs speech he gave to this troop of boy scouts (or the like) where he showed up in full dress uniform carrying his dress saber and talking about its history and design and started talking about War, Man and the glorious duty of defending the nation from its enemies foreign and domestic.

He was a JAG in the rear echelon.

Posted by: ace

I knew some real vets including a guy that was a tunnel rat in Vietnam, and served in the first and second Gulf wars as a senior NCO and another that was a Marine chopper pilot in Vietnam that got shot down and was lost wounded in the jungle for about a month before friendlies found him. French don't impress me much.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (9hXN1)

282 PGA golfers were in South Africa last week for a big tournament.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (9ZHSu)

283 David French... walks a different path.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

Sometimes civilians want you to regale them with stories of bravery and "going over the wall" type heroic shit...it's always a letdown when I tell them my service was 95% boring and routine...and the rest was filled in with tedium.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (5iUNf)

284 244 I suck at socks more than anyone has ever sucked at socks. Which is why I don't used socks often. Because, as previously stated, I suck.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:07 PM (LVgqo)

You could have a metric shit ton of fun with your nic though.
Banana Nightmare
Banana wet dream
Banana day dream
'nanner puddin'
Banana & peanut butter Sammich

There are lots of possibilities

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (IJES/)

285 I thought you said he was in the military?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (n+4am)

He was behind them all the way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

286 I thought you said he was in the military?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (n+4am)

He fought valiantly to defend the country from paper cuts and old, stale coffee.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (SH2Zi)

287 255 I rarely cry and actually had a ten year period where I felt almost no emotions at all, but I do get misty at those military reunion videos and the old commercials where the kid finally calls his grandmother just to say hello.
Posted by: ... at December 0

When I hear taps I get a lump in my throat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (2nXUK)

288 If you have to tell me how manly you are I find it difficult to believe a word you are saying to me.

Yeah its like the guys who continually brag on their IQ or credentials. Methinks the lady doth protest overmuch.

Seinfeld: "It'll give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids."

Yeah, managers used to wear a suit to the game, they weren't a player and did not have a uniform. The only time you saw a uniformed manager was when they were a player-manager and were actually going to be out on the field.

Seeing these sad out of shape sacks wearing a tight baseball uni is just pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

289 Other than one year as a JAG in Baghdad's Green Zone, French hasn't practiced law since 2004 or thereabouts. He pays his fees to remain an 'active' member of the Kentucky bar, but his entry includes a notice that he is not actually practicing. He lives in Tennessee more than 100 miles from any town in Kentucky. Note, he worked for an oddball NGO from 1997-2004. He may or may not have worked for an ordinary firm during the period running from 1994 to 1997. You'd likely be ill-advised ever to hire him.

Some of the IRS 990 forms filed by the National Review Institute indicate he was paid an inflated salary some years (all the listed salaries are inflated, as in 2.5x what they could command in an arm's length transaction). He landed a berth at Harvard Law School many years ago, which is another mystery. I suspect he's been on someone's patronage a long time.

Posted by: Art Deco at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (1BrBu)

290 Now that Fredo has all of this time on his hands, he and Frenchy can pump iron and demonstrate for us the power of the new aged man.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (BPuaD)

291 It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:06 PM (bW8dp)

How about the scene in Saving Private Ryan where the doddering old Vet Ryan is stumbling into the American cemetery spots the grave he is looking for and falls to his knees sobbing?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (o2MD2)

292 CNBC says he "did not pull the trigger" when his gun shot the poor woman. The gun did it, you see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (9ZHSu)

293 Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.
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Isn't that where the Soros commie is the DA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

294 I'm not surprised all these guys moved left -- they always were on the left of the right. AllahPundit, French, Goldberg, Hayes, the Bulwark Boys. They were always kissing cousins to actual leftists, and very clearly preferred the company of their cherished leftist friends to that of unreformedly masculine conservatives.

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I have noticed for some time now that when men of the right turn left you find that their wives or girlfriends are of the left. It never seems to be the other way around. The most glaring examples are Prince Harry and Boris Johnson.

It also indicates how weak these men always were in their convictions.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (SRmHu)

295 1) The men's division
2) The tranny division

I'M A WOMAN!

And if you question that, I'll beat the crap out of you! (In a ladylike fashion, of course.)

Posted by: Trannies! at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (I2/tG)

296 The person with the first case of Omincron was vaccinated. So of course Faustus said he should have gotten a booster. Because you know that would have protected him or something. What a jackass.

By the way, why should you get vaccinated?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (5dQn5)

297 >>> Yep. I marvel at the people (women, almost exclusively) who blub like four year-olds because their candidate lost the election. WTF? How emotionally unstable do you have to be to do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

It's because politics is now sport for leftists. They are cheering on their team's wins or mourning their losses. And by sport, I mean the roman colosseum meaning of the word. They don't really care, but they know that emoting is required of the left's citizens.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (LVgqo)

298 276 >>So another Beau Biden then.

Not yet but hope springs eternal.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Oof. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

299 Blonde?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (XMhnq)
++++
Perhaps some time ago. Her hair is much lighter at the ends than at the top. False advertising. I'll do better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (DU+/6)

300 CNBC says he "did not pull the trigger" when his gun shot the poor woman. The gun did it, you see.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (9ZHSu)
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Whoops- Alec Baldwin interviewed, makes crazy claims.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (9ZHSu)

301 No way that unmasculine man is married to a real person.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (sI15f)

302 "All the macho posturing on the internet is a little ridiculous."

I am of the opinion that the macho posturing is important because it puts you in a mindset or a mindset to develop a mindset. You start defending what you believe in reflexively. You develop philosophies and arguments. You gain support from others that reinforce proper views so you are more confident to argue your position in real life. Pretending all we're doing here is jerking ourselves raw ignores that this sort of jawing is exactly what the left is currently attempting to shut down on a global scale. Ideas have power.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (B0mGw)

303 Super Christian David French is ever predictable.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (YdMwc)

304 Being tough is hard.

When everything you do is labeled as wrong - being tough is the easiest thing in the fucking world.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (oo2tY)

305 PGA golfers were in South Africa last week for a big tournament.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (9ZHSu)
.......

All the fat ones are gonna die.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

306
this might be beyond soy.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 02:59 PM (0G13K)

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"Mein Krampf: A Rough, Tough Soldier's Journey," by David French.

A true man's man seeks out desultory legal legerdemain in a courtroom while his sissy-boy comrades kill terrorists and vote Trump. This riveting memoir shows us the kind of man we all want to raise our adopted Benetton babies while we actualize our own feminine natures in a bus station bathroom.

I suggest every NYT reader slip this mimeographed tract into her husband's bible to read in his upscale church, while she sleeps off the bangover, and her boyfriend enjoys the big game on his couch.

Posted by: Nancy French at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (2ABQr)

307 217 Milwaukee's out of control car theft problem.

Despite having nearly 1/5 the population of Chicago--a city with its own crime issues--Milwaukee is outpacing them in car thefts this year with 9,636 vs 9,458.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

Then driving them down to Chicago where there's a larger market for hot cars (especially on the South Side?) Or do most go to chop shops to get parts to sell?

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (AMIL/)

308 Regarding omicron, do I put the hazmat suit on first and then light my hair on fire or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)

309 That was a leftover trope from the 30's to early 60's. Fast Times was a more realistic movie where jocks were simply one of several cliques.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:05 PM (9hXN1)

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16 Candles, Varsity Blues, She's All That
There were a lot of these well past the 60s

Posted by: Seth Rogan at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (OalnH)

310 Being reasonably armed means you might have a chance to make it cost something when a rampaging mob, or the government, tries to destroy you, but the odds still suck, and I would like to (though I don't at this point expect to) never see that day.

Posted by: MadRocketSci

Collective self defense--read up sometime on the unorganized militia that saved Algiers Point from looters and devastation during Katrina. During bad times, those that had friends and neighbors with a similar mindset survive, those that try to fight it out as individuals often don't.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (9hXN1)

311 He fought valiantly to defend the country from paper cuts and old, stale coffee.
Posted by: flounder
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lol

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (tkvCl)

312 Holy crap! David French is King Harv!!!! Look at the front page....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (7bRMQ)

313 David French noted feats of manliness.

1. Volunteered to pull a train.
2. Once walked home 10 miles when his wife drove the waiter home

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (iQWEY)

314 305 PGA golfers were in South Africa last week for a big tournament.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (9ZHSu)
.......

All the fat ones are gonna die.
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

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Isn't that like 2/3 of them?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (OalnH)

315 I cry after sex. Because of the mace

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (7erS5)

316 This new variant stuff is driving me mad. No one has been hospitalized with this variant. It is a mild version. Just what we hoped would happen as the Covid gets less lethal.
This is f'ing ridiculous. I'm leaving for Mexico on Saturday. NowI have to wonder if I am going to be let back in the country.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Y+l9t)

317 I won't dunk on someone for serving in the military just because they weren't out doing commando work deep in the jungle armed with nothing but a bamboo stick. Its all military service and even those REMF guys in the air conditioning are part of the effort. Rambo can't be Rambo without the guys doing the paperwork and handling the supply chain, even if they never see combat.

But I do take offense at someone playing up that military service in a way that real heroes and men who served in danger never do and never would. Don't try to leverage your service into some credibility that you otherwise lack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

318 Yep. I marvel at the people (women, almost exclusively) who blub like four year-olds because their candidate lost the election. WTF? How emotionally unstable do you have to be to do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

I cried when Kennedy beat Nixon...I was a just baby then, so there's that...

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (5iUNf)

319 I cried when Ole Yeller died. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (ppL7t)

320 Honest question: Was David French ever noteworthy for anything other than Ace's rants about him? I can't say that anything occurs to me.

IIRC, he was Little Willie Krystol's first choice for a third party spoiler in '16 before Eggan McMuffin. So I guess that means the correct answer to your question is "no."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (nfrXX)

321 Hmm. From 2017:

Two-thirds of Americans (66%) believe that Jesus Christ's physical resurrection as described in the Bible is "completely accurate," as Lifeway Research's 2020 State of Theology study explains.

20% of U.S. adults don't believe in the resurrection while 14% are unsure of their belief on this matter.

So that number (66%) is totally steady for nearly 50 years. That's something (if true).

Meanwhile in Great Britain, the statistics tell a very different story. According to a 2017 survey commissioned by the BBC, 17% of all British adults believe the Bible version of the resurrection as described word-for-word, while only 31% of British adults who describe themselves as Christian believe the same. 25% of British self-described Christians do not believe in the resurrection at all.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (QVW9v)

322 UKDailyMail: Elusive former British special forces officer who helped secure Joe Biden's '10% stake in dirty China deal' is pictured for the first time in Prague where he founded consultancy firm involved in secret arrangement

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

323 315 I cry after sex. Because of the mace
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (7erS5)

*sigh* *mops keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

324 It's because politics is now sport for leftists. They are cheering on their team's wins or mourning their losses. And by sport, I mean the roman colosseum meaning of the word. They don't really care, but they know that emoting is required of the left's citizens.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (LVgqo)

I disagree slightly; it's sport for us, but it's Religion for them. Seeing Donald Trump in the White House was to them like seeing the literal AntiChrist sitting in their vatican.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (trdmm)

325 How do they know what variant it is? The current tests are not the most accurate for even regular Covid. Do they have a special Delta test and an Omicron test? Will people start having to take 3 different tests? Or are the lines they get from one swab tell them what variant?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (lZco9)

326 This discussion of David French makes me think of this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgPD5M9AJs

from "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

327 French was one of those 27a douchebags who kept us from hitting good targets and prosecuted our guys for good shoots. Wherever he is, and whatever he does, he's always on the wrong side.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (5dQn5)

328 This made me laugh so hard I scared the dog.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6cjyh6

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

329 Who the fuck is Robert E. Howard? What the fuck is novel?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (2ABQr)

330 Yeah, managers used to wear a suit to the game, they weren't a player and did not have a uniform. The only time you saw a uniformed manager was when they were a player-manager and were actually going to be out on the field.

Seeing these sad out of shape sacks wearing a tight baseball uni is just pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at De

I don't like when people have to tell me how smart they are either. I know a young girl that is half nuts. She just passed the bar. She always tells me how smart she it. She's closet crazy I suspect.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (2nXUK)

331 I cried when Kennedy beat Nixon...I was a just baby then, so there's that...
Posted by: Boswell

I shit myself when Kennedy got popped. I was only a year old.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (DjPkW)

332 I disagree slightly; it's sport for us, but it's Religion for them. Seeing Donald Trump in the White House was to them like seeing the literal AntiChrist sitting in their vatican.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (trdmm)

And....

Posted by: Pope anti-Christ Frankie at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (Pohvy)

333 CNBC "Omicron severity is unclear"
South African Medical Association "Omicron symptoms are extremely mild"

Whom should we believe......???

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (9ZHSu)

334 Baldwin's gun and the Waukesha SUV should get together.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (QVW9v)

335 25% of British self-described Christians do not believe in the resurrection at all.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (QVW9v)

Which fraction includes 100% of the leadership and the clergy of the Church of England.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (trdmm)

336 It's because politics is now sport for leftists. They are cheering on their team's wins or mourning their losses.

For most of them, its a lot more than that. Its their religion, their world. Politics is how you fix things, its the end all and be all of power and consequence.

There is no God. There is no afterlife. There is no absolute truth or ethics, or beauty for that matter. There is only power, for the leftist. And who wins = who has power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

337 >>>
I have noticed for some time now that when men of the right turn left you find that their wives or girlfriends are of the left. It never seems to be the other way around. The most glaring examples are Prince Harry and Boris Johnson.

oh definitely, it's something i've occasionally meant to mention, but i know some of their wives and gfs and I don't want to make it too personal.

but yeah, absolutely.

also younger single guys do not want to alienate their dating prospects -- and young women are largely leftwing. So all the young "talent" tends to be pretty much just liberals who love corporations.

one counter-example of this is Mollie and Mark Hemingway. Mark was never any kind of c*ck or anything but Mollie did straighten him out about the stakes at play here.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (0G13K)

338 The Left are psychopaths. That's all you need to know in order to properly deal with them.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (lZco9)

339 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection..."

Posted by: bonhomme

Unlike citizens, who have none whatsoever.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (OssQ4)

340 It's not just physical strength; the snowflake insults are well-earned. And unfortunately that extends from " being a fucking wuss in general" all the way to "molding your political beliefs around being afraid of social disapproval".

I keep seeing ~30 year olds backstab people over politics for no other reason than someone expressing a policy position that the left has arbitrarily painted as racist. They simply have moral courage.

Still not as annoying as the late-millenial/zoomer trait of sitting around doing nothing and expecting someone else to hold your hand and step you through things. Kids aren't learning how to learn things anymore.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (SdoX8)

341 Put on hazmat suit, light it on fire. Kills more germs.

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (taPSh)

342 320 Honest question: Was David French ever noteworthy for anything other than Ace's rants about him? I can't say that anything occurs to me.

IIRC, he was Little Willie Krystol's first choice for a third party spoiler in '16 before Eggan McMuffin. So I guess that means the correct answer to your question is "no."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (nfrXX)

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Back when Beck was losing his mind, he was on Team French for prezzy. Egg McMuffin was a close second.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

343 325 How do they know what variant it is?

Genetic sequencing. You can take a gander at the genetic profiles at nextstrain.org which keeps up with such things.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (9hXN1)

344 Next time you're on a thread with French, ask him how many US Servicemen he prosecuted for UCMJ violations. Then you'll see what a real hero he is.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (5dQn5)

345 Regarding omicron, do I put the hazmat suit on first and then light my hair on fire or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)
........

Doesn't matter as long as you wash your hands first.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

346 But I do take offense at someone playing up that military service in a way that real heroes and men who served in danger never do and never would. Don't try to leverage your service into some credibility that you otherwise lack.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
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Well said.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (tkvCl)

347 I think we've lost the forest through the trees in our woke society. My wife is better at a ton of shit than I am. Like a ton. Being our family glue, caregiver, comforter to our kids. Taking care of the home as needed on the inside anyway. But if the furnace breaks at minus 20 or a plumbing leak happens, yep. me. If the driveway needs to be cleared at the same 20 below, yep, me. I am OK with that because she does a ton more than me. Actually I am the family cook because I love to cook. But she does a metric fuck ton of stuff I don't do. She's my girl and I love her for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (cOXDn)

348 @240

>>It is permissible to get a bit misty-eyed at movies like "Brian's Song" or "Old Yeller", though not to the extent of sobbing like a little bitch.

** Takes out Flag **
** Tosses Flag in a Manly Manner **

I sobbed like a little bitch during The Passion of The Christ with the rest of the movie theater.

** Picks up flag in the manliest of manners **
** Back away slowly, but not in a gay way **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (XhUIh)

349 If hate = sex

Then Trump is the Spanish Fly to these dickheads

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (us2H3)

350 Reaboi is a national treasure, and his remark about lighting weights made me snort.

I wonder if you can overdose on soy, and if so, how many times has the ambulance come for Frenchy?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (XSRBF)

351 Oregon Democrat Rep. Peter DeFazio, the House Transportation Chair, is retiring, according to sources who spoke to Punch Bowl News reporter Jake Sherman.

yet another supply-chain-related downfall

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

352 > How about the scene in Saving Private Ryan where the doddering old Vet Ryan is stumbling into the American cemetery spots the grave he is looking for and falls to his knees sobbing?

You're talking about the movie character or someone watching?

Movie character? While not exactly contained within the "member/dog" category, dead military comrades are close enough IMO.

Someone watching the movie? Misty-eyed is the limit. No actual audible sobs permitted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (bW8dp)

353 As a young married man I was shocked to find out I was expected to know what my wife wanted by osmosis. Also to know what was best for her no matter what she said. Therefore if I said NO, I was making her unhappy, and if I said GO AHEAD and it didn't turn out like she thought that too was my fault for not stopping her.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:01 PM

I remember the first time my college roomie and I met a guy who didn't realize our "that's fine" meant "that's fine." He liked girls who made him miserable. We wondered what the hell kind of psych op had been played on him as a child. Then we met a few of his female relatives. Holy crap! They were like neurotic lapdogs disguised as women.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (fxCK2)

354 Put on hazmat suit, light it on fire. Kills more germs.
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (taPSh)
.......

Please stay 6 feet apart.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

355 Kavanaugh and Roberts are weak men. Dave French wants anal intercourse with both of them.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (GYllL)

356 And....
Posted by: Pope anti-Christ Frankie at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (Pohvy)

LOL i knew that was coming!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (trdmm)

357 During bad times, those that had friends and neighbors with a similar mindset survive, those that try to fight it out as individuals often don't.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:15 PM (9hXN1)

"Wild Ones' with a young Marlon Brando as the motorcycle tough - the moral of the movie, made clear at the end, was that without strong law and order or the collective will to protect your town and families, you have nothing.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (5iUNf)

358 323 315 I cry after sex. Because of the mace
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (7erS5)

*sigh* *mops keyboard*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

It's also acceptable to laugh so hard tears roll down your cheeks, though that's not technically crying.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (VGRuw)

359 354 Put on hazmat suit, light it on fire. Kills more germs.
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (taPSh)
.......

Please stay 6 feet apart.
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget your mask/masks

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (Pohvy)

360 This was David French's defining moment:

https://youtu.be/CYSOjuGdmvI

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (4I/2K)

361 For the hard left, politics isn't a sport or religion. It is their existence. Every single thing they do or think about, they do through the lens of politics. It's why you get insanity like bridges were built to keep black kids from going to the beach. Because that probably happened when someone was driving under one of those bridges. And while 99.99% of people would think nothing of it, that one nutjob thought....A-HA!! Racism! And then fellow nutjobs who do nothing but read Twitter looking for shit like this, jumped on it as well.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (OalnH)

362
Emasculated men and emasculating women whose main argument is "Fuck You" - I have time for neither.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (dQvv7)

363 >>>IIRC, he was Little Willie Krystol's first choice for a third party spoiler in '16 before Eggan McMuffin. So I guess that means the correct answer to your question is "no."

lol

i forgot about that, he was really considering it.

at the time i was against trump and not necessarily against a challenger coming in. but... David French? C'mon, be real.

Also wasn't Cruz still in the race?

I can't take these guys seriously when they say "We must do our utmost to stop The Demon Trump from becoming the nominee" and then some of us go "Well you can vote for Cruz" and they go "Nah, maybe we'll run French or McMullin."

See, the problem isn't Trump; the problem is that they oppose anyone they think will disrupt Conservative, Inc. and the cozy relationship of the Uniparty with the mega-corporations.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (0G13K)

364
Isn't that like 2/3 of them?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Del

Only the older guys. The younger guys all lift weights.
The last tour player I saw in a swim trunks was Tom Lehman. He was in shape for his age.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (2nXUK)

365 Kavanaugh and Roberts are weak men. Dave French wants to be on the receiving end of anal intercourse with both of them.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (GYllL)
++++
Removed syntactic ambiguity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (DU+/6)

366 WHO Recommends People Aged 60 and Above to Postpone Travel Due to Omicron Variant Concerns

.. People Aged 60 and Above Recommend WHO Take the Gaspipe

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

367 Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (9hXN

So way more costly than the test you can pick up at Walgreens.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 03:22 PM (lZco9)

368 "IIRC, he was Little Willie Krystol's first choice for a third party spoiler in '16 before Eggan McMuffin. So I guess that means the correct answer to your question is "no.""

And he loved making the media rounds while he was mulling it over.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2021 03:22 PM (4thlk)

369 I have noticed for some time now that when men of the right turn left you find that their wives or girlfriends are of the left. It never seems to be the other way around. The most glaring examples are Prince Harry and Boris Johnson.

It also indicates how weak these men always were ~~in their convictions~~.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (SRmHu)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

370 25% of British self-described Christians do not believe in the resurrection at all.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:16 PM (QVW9v)

Which fraction includes 100% of the leadership and the clergy of the Church of England.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM

"If I wanted someone who believes in God, I'd have chosen your brother Harry!"

- King Richard IV

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2021 03:22 PM (m+jkK)

371 But she does a metric fuck ton of stuff I don't do. She's my girl and I love her for it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (cOXDn)

yeah, she's reading over your shoulder, we get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (trdmm)

372 Collective self defense--read up sometime on the unorganized militia that saved Algiers Point from looters and devastation during Katrina. During bad times, those that had friends and neighbors with a similar mindset survive, those that try to fight it out as individuals often don't.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021

***
Every "news" story I find on that using DDG hands out the standard "white vigilantes looking to shoot innocent black people" line. I doubt that trope was true.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (txdEq)

373 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9x2cet

It isn't enough for him knowing that he's going to skate. He has to top it off with blatant lies. That is so brazen, and I can't help but think that his posse and publicists are fully supportive of these lies. They think (or know) that he's going to skate.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (qpX6U)

374 Speaking of girly men, there is a post at Insty about a dude dominating the Women's swim team at U Penn. But I am sure he has no biological advantages according to science!

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OK, now I feel like crying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (FVME7)

375 Inquiring minds wanna know

does French discuss his ideas with the Dispatch pervs on a nude zoom call ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (us2H3)

376 How are they testing for these variants? Pretty quick development on testing there... Also, I'm truly amazed at the speeds at which they claim they can now develop vaccines for variants. I'm old enough to remember when it took years to develop any vaccine, if one could even be developed at all.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (27p9U)

377 Someone watching the movie? Misty-eyed is the limit. No actual audible sobs permitted.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:20 PM (bW8dp)

Agreed. Misty eyed, unless you've had a few Bourbons...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (o2MD2)

378 CNBC "Omicron severity is unclear"
South African Medical Association "Omicron symptoms are extremely mild"

Whom should we believe......???
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (9ZHSu)
........

Mandela funeral sign language guy.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

379 First US case of Omicron COVID variant confirmed in California

I Recommend that Governor Newsom be recalled

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

380
HBO Max had to turn off comments on their "Santa Inc" trailer because it was getting roasted.

2K up votes, 71K down votes

(But you can't see the down votes unless you have the browser extension.)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (xuD+S)

381 363 I can't take these guys seriously when they say "We must do our utmost to stop The Demon Trump from becoming the nominee" and then some of us go "Well you can vote for Cruz" and they go "Nah, maybe we'll run French or McMullin."

See, the problem isn't Trump; the problem is that they oppose anyone they think will disrupt Conservative, Inc. and the cozy relationship of the Uniparty with the mega-corporations.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:21 PM (0G13K)

=========

"Would you have a conversation with Kasich to get him to drop out of the race helping to consolidate the Not-Trump votes with Cruz?"
"No, because Cruz is icky. Donate today!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

382 By the way, why should you get vaccinated?
~~~
So you don't get the ChiVi. Nope.
So you don't get as sick with the ChiVi. Nope.
So you don't transmit the ChiVi. Don't know.

So you can work. In some cases.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (IDhUW)

383 >>> I disagree slightly; it's sport for us, but it's Religion for them. Seeing Donald Trump in the White House was to them like seeing the literal AntiChrist sitting in their vatican.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:17 PM (trdmm)

I think seeing it in the roman version of sport is fitting because it was for religion too. I forget for which one or ones. I've been reading St. A's City of God a bit now and he does talk about this in the long initial apologetics sections. All the different religions and how they served public roles in life, with his point being, "So Sparky how'd that all work out for ya, not so great right?"

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (LVgqo)

384 But despite any and all of that, I can rest comfortably knowing that I am not a cucked-out, tucked-under, sniveling, weak, panty-waisted, limp-wristed, voluntarily sissified effective eunuch like David French and the rest of these worthless leftist assholes.

Manly enough for me with that comment!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (nxdel)

385 >>>And he loved making the media rounds while he was mulling it over.

boy that Trump's such a narcissist!

Posted by: David French writing his 100th "Why I am so Virtuous and Holy" article at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (0G13K)

386 Every international organization is a leftwing shithole and tool of China.

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (CYnTg)

387 @julie_kelly2

Buckle up, everyone.

In just a few months, the entire narrative of January 6 will collapse amid the release of secret surveillance video, FBI interviews/documents, and the feds most bogus charge, obstruction of an official proceeding.

You heard it here first

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

388 379 First US case of Omicron COVID variant confirmed in California

I Recommend that Governor Newsom be recalled
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

Newsome? Nope. I got nothing.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (6FeV1)

389 Next French article: The Great Thing About Strange Men Occupying Your Wife

Posted by: physics geek at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (huQJB)

390 "Well you can vote for Cruz" and they go "Nah, maybe we'll run French or McMullin.

I'll be available come next year

Posted by: Liz Cheney super Conservative at December 01, 2021 03:25 PM (Pohvy)

391 228 CDC: An individual in California tested positive with the Omicron variant.
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We should wall off California then. Just to be safe, you know. We'll get the CA Morons out somehow.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)

nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:25 PM (trdmm)

392 Since it's a Christmas movie I can reference Lethal Weapon when a hardened detective says "I'm sensitive, I cried in bed last night". Murtaugh asks if there was a woman involved and the guy replies, "I was alone, why do you think I was crying." French would never recognize the type.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 03:25 PM (oWBc3)

393 Alec Baldwin shows his true manliness by refusing to take responsibility for his actions and telling lies even a child wouldn't buy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:25 PM (o2MD2)

394 Mrs. Wrecks and I split the chores. She does the nagging and I do the ignoring.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (FVME7)

395 329 Who the fuck is Robert E. Howard?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Writer of the Conan the Barbarian series among other such toxic masculinity.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (9hXN1)

396 The only time I have seen my husband cry is when he put his dog down. I knew he was embarrassed and I walked away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:10 PM (2nXUK)

I saw a tear in my dad's eye only once, when we got news his aunt died. The only flipping time. I left him alone.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (kCX0Q)

397 How about in a crowded elevator, and the well nourished amd sweaty tranny that just got in a floor 2 presses thr button for floor 45 and lets loose with a truly vile broccoli and esparagus phart? And you have to go to the 46th floor and this elevator only stops on floors 1,2, and 40 and above?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (IJES/)

398 A little off topic but we are talking about girly men...
Swalwell made some Twitter comment about how he had 3 kids under the age of 5 trying to be virtuous about something.
All I could think of was when did he have time while banging FanGFang.? And did his wife bae?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (Y+l9t)

399
I have no doubt the corrupt Sante Fe PD will find a "ballistics expert" to say the gun can fire without a trigger pull.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (xuD+S)

400 > Yeah, managers used to wear a suit to the game, they weren't a player and did not have a uniform.

Baseball coaches/managers have always worn uniforms, in my memory.

Basketball coaches usually wear suits.

Football coaches seem to normally wear polo shirts, with a non-suit jacket if it's cold.

Hockey coaches normally wear non-suit jackets, 'cuz it's always cold.

There's probably some interesting history behind this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (bW8dp)

401 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9x2cet
.......

Must have been Aliens.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

402 Ethics Watchdog Files Hatch Act Complaint Against Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

403 390 "Well you can vote for Cruz" and they go "Nah, maybe we'll run French or McMullin.

I'll be available come next year
Posted by: Liz Cheney super Conservative at December 01, 2021 03:25 PM (Pohvy)

==========

Be smart. Just have dinners with rich Republican donors and pocket as much of their donations as possible. Then switch parties and accept a position at a university where you'll never have to work again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

404 Wife know

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (Y+l9t)

405 @376

>>Also, I'm truly amazed at the speeds at which they claim they can now develop vaccines for variants.

Well it's easy when your not actually developing a vaccine, which these aren't.

They're the medical equivalent of a McGuffin or Moody Gold.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (XhUIh)

406 >>HBO Max had to turn off comments on their "Santa Inc" trailer because it was getting roasted.

OH. Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman. . . making an R-rated Christmas movie. Sure. OK.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

407 pi]373 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

I suppose the hammer pulled back on its own as well.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (GYllL)

408 Biden: 'We're heading into a holiday season in very strong shape'

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (RHGPo)

409 387 @julie_kelly2

Buckle up, everyone.

In just a few months, the entire narrative of January 6 will collapse amid the release of secret surveillance video, FBI interviews/documents, and the feds most bogus charge, obstruction of an official proceeding.

You heard it here first
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM

What of the poor souls who've been locked up without bail?? I hope they eventually sue the hell out of the DoJ. Sue like the damned wind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

410 also younger single guys do not want to alienate their dating prospects -- and young women are largely leftwing.
-----------------

Then they're not much in the way of "men." A man leads, he doesn't follow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

411 I don't like when people have to tell me how smart they are either...
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:18 PM (2nXUK)
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Have you seen the IQ video where they interview seven 20-somethings, and ask them to rank each other's intelligence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAlI0pbMQiM

A guy who went straight into the Marines out of high school was unanimously voted dumbest, and there was a girl who worked at a BioTech firm who clearly thought she was one of the smartest. He ended up #2 based on the actual IQ test, and she ended up #7 out of the 7.

It's a long video, but the look on her face when she figures it out is just priceless.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (sGnvY)

412 In just a few months, the entire narrative of January 6 will collapse amid the release of secret surveillance video, FBI interviews/documents, and the feds most bogus charge, obstruction of an official proceeding.

You heard it here first
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

to be fair, no one here ever believed that idiotic "narrative". We know too many people who were actually there. Still it's amazing that having set up a Kangaroo Court, they still can't make it work, and it will be a lot of fun watching it fall apart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (trdmm)

413 Posted by: Michelle Fields
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(unsock)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 03:28 PM (sGnvY)

414 Covid news readers are just now so jealous to be interrupted for a mere school shooting update.

*terrified* *literally shaking*

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2021 03:28 PM (3byMq)

415 Stacy Abrams announced that she is running for reelection.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2021 03:28 PM (xPl2J)

416 Between 240,000 and 740,000 Potential Cancer Cases Missed During UK Lockdown: Audit Office

... and the wonder why the hospitals are full on non-COVID cases

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

417 "Scott County, Ky"

There you have it.

Frenchie, like Kevin Williamson, is intensely embarrassed to be from where he is from.

It is a stain and a shame that is not part of their kink, and their sense of inferiority drives them into the embrace of their fashionable lefty pals.

Posted by: Miklos, editorializing at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (QzkSJ)

418 Football coaches seem to normally wear polo shirts, with a non-suit jacket if it's cold.

Depends on the decade. They used to wear suit & ties. Tom Landry. Vince Lombardi.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (DjPkW)

419 We should wall off California then. Just to be safe, you know. We'll get the CA Morons out somehow.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)
........

High Speed Rail!

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

420 That walking penis has a lot of gray hair around its cum hole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (iDcra)

421 Well, French Davidian knows a thing or two about how cults works. I'll concede that much to him.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (TNyrE)

422 As a young married man I was shocked to find out I was expected to know what my wife wanted by osmosis.

In 35 years, including dating, my wife and I have only had three serious arguments. All three were due to mind reading failures on my part.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (nfrXX)

423 I know I shouldn't be happy that Ace gives David French visibility, but everyone needs a hobby horse.

In this case, David French is a hobby horse who is shoveling cheese danishes into his face whilst Ace metaphorically pounds him in the ass. And whilst an actual conservative man pounds literally pounds his wife.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (cvNl1)

424 This is what my workplace included in their tear-stained email to staff that they were putting the implementation of the mandate on hold due to court injunction:

"Evidence shows that the vaccine saves lives. Individuals who are vaccinated have a lower risk of contracting COVID-19. For vaccinated individuals who do contract COVID-19, the symptom burden and rates of acute illness, hospitalizations, and death are far lower."

Complete and utter bullshit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (27p9U)

425 Just wait until the Decepticon variant arrives

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:29 PM (CYnTg)

426 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

-
There's only one explanation: demon possession.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (FVME7)

427 >>What of the poor souls who've been locked up without bail?? I hope they eventually sue the hell out of the DoJ. Sue like the damned wind.

All of this cover for a stolen election.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (ZLI7S)

428 US official: US identifies first case of omicron COVID-19 variant in California.

Pronounced with a Valley Girl "omigod!" shriek.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (9Fwwf)

429 296 The person with the first case of Omincron was vaccinated. So of course Faustus said he should have gotten a booster. Because you know that would have protected him or something. What a jackass.

By the way, why should you get vaccinated?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 03:13 PM (5dQn5)

It seems the only reason to get vaccinated is if you WANT to get COVID.

Data-mining of vaxxed then sick vs unvaxxed and never getting sick might show be very interesting results. On second-thought, the available data are hopelessly skewed, corrupted, whatever by the unknown number of un-reported infections with no symptoms or very mild symptoms. Along with the unknown number false negatives and positives tests.

Jiminy Christmas, no one at CDC can know much of anything about the bug and the disease based on the data! But Joe will beat the virus using CDC's science recommendations, you betcha!

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

430 > It's why you get insanity like bridges were built to keep black kids from going to the beach.

The mental convolutions they will go to are scary.

The other day I saw some yahoo claiming that U.S. racism was responsible for Nazi Germany.

Never mind that the Euros have been terrorizing Jews for like, a thousand years. Nope, totally the fault of the U.S.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (bW8dp)

431 424 Rote propaganda

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (CYnTg)

432 Speaking of the pseudo-Right, this is a thread on JD Vance.

twitter.com/jasonahart/status/1466048881217740800

Now I understand why Hillbilly Elegy was allow to be made into a Hollywood movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (1t5dY)

433 Stacey Abrams running for re-election as governor of Georgia in 2022

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

434 My next insightful musing

"Is the height of bad manners looking thru the glorryhole before you stick your sausage in it ?"

Posted by: Mr French at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (us2H3)

435
Replace #4 with "watching Rudy"

The best part about Rudy is Joe Montana says shit didn't happen anywhere NEAR like the movie portrays.

Talk about Artistic License.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Betcha nobody ever called him Dave.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (7erS5)

437
I can't take these guys seriously when they say "We must do our utmost to stop The Demon Trump from becoming the nominee" and then some of us go "Well you can vote for Cruz" and they go "Nah, maybe we'll run French or McMullin."

------

I was a Cruz guy at first, too. Because GOP fagz hated him so much. Over a budget filibuster, of all the things.

If he were a better politician he could have shit all over people like Kristol and French, and been Trump before Trump. But he didn't have the balls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (2ABQr)

438 389 Next French article: The Great Thing About Strange Men Occupying Your Wife
Posted by: physics geek at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (huQJB)

What's that evergreen line that Grump had about whitewashed tombs, again?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (mdjgu)

439 No fans of Last American Virgin's ending then, huh?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (4I/2K)

440 429 296 The person with the first case of Omincron was vaccinated. So of course Faustus said he should have gotten a booster. Because you know that would have protected him or something. What a jackass.

Sure... Forget the original vaccine.. It's the booster that makes the difference..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Pohvy)

441 >>It's a long video, but the look on her face when she figures it out is just priceless.

She is insufferable as she announces her degrees that, in her mind, indicate she is by far the smartest.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

442 373 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

I suppose the hammer pulled back on its own as well.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (GYllL)
........

He says it went off "inexplicably".

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

443 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

-
There's only one explanation: demon possession.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (FVME7)

Wasn't me.....

- Alec "Shaggy" Baldwin

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

444 So a cabbie picks me up at the airport and I tell him that I'm looking for a little action tonight and he drops me off at my house.

Posted by: David French Dangerfield at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (a4EWo)

445 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

We know, Alec. That theory was already debunked when the press determined that a 'a gun mishapped' on that girl.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (9Fwwf)

446 [iI have noticed for some time now that when men of the right turn left you find that their wives or girlfriends are of the left. It never seems to be the other way around. The most glaring examples are Prince Harry and Boris Johnson.

Yeah, and it proves they lack the courage of their convictions, or just were never really challenged to defend or understand them. If your woman makes you change your worldview completely, your worldview was weak and uncertain to begin with.

Sometimes that's good: a proper 'ette might be able to convince a lunatic lefty to think again. A good Christian woman might be able to help save a sinner.

But if you flip on fundamental truths over some sex, you were just weak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

447 408 Biden: 'We're heading into a holiday season in very strong shape'

The people that would believe that are the same people who believe Obama has never sucked a dick.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (GYllL)

448 Biden: 'We're heading into a holiday season in very strong shape'
Posted by: SMOD

Custer: Take no prisoners!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (FVME7)

449 Well it's easy when your not actually developing a vaccine, which these aren't.

They're the medical equivalent of a McGuffin or Moody Gold.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I suggest we dispense with the "vaccines", tests, vaxx passports etc. and substitute 1970s Mood Rings.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling Mr. Wizard at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (QzkSJ)

450 411 Clearly the iq test was sexist with questions about hunting and testicles...

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (CYnTg)

451 Sure... Forget the original vaccine.. It's the booster that makes the difference..
Posted by: It's me donna

*cough the booster is the same shot cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (DjPkW)

452 Okay, once again the thread is degenerating into vaccine whackjobbery. I'm out.

Have a great day, folks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (bW8dp)

453 426 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:
-----------------
Did he fan the hammer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (ppL7t)

454 Baseball coaches/managers have always worn uniforms, in my memory.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2021 03:26 PM (bW8dp)

Clearly, you're under 29.

Posted by: Connie Mack at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (7bRMQ)

455 US official: US identifies first case of omicron COVID-19 variant in California.

They don't have a test for it, so how are they finding it so quick?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

456 447 408 Biden: 'We're heading into a holiday season in very strong shape'

I think he's only talking about his own Family

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (Pohvy)

457 Stacey A will bring us the pi variant.

As in, her blood type is Coconut cream pi

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:32 PM (7erS5)

458 When I hear taps I get a lump in my throat.
Posted by: CaliGirl

At church last May, nearest Memorial Day, the recessional hymn was "Eternal Father, Strong to Save". That gets me choked up too.

At my uncle's funeral some years ago, a young lady NCO played "Taps" at the graveside (he was a WWII vet). She was very good, and I don't think there was a dry eye there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (vcOmj)

459 415 Stacy Abrams announced that she is running for reelection.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2021 03:28 PM (xPl2J)
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Running? No. Waddling, maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

460 Cruz is a diddling megalomaniac.
In no way should he be preznit.
Want more hope? This is how.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (qKk9I)

461 Maybe it was an SAA with the trigger wired back...

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (CYnTg)

462 But she does a metric fuck ton of stuff I don't do. She's my girl and I love her for it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (cOXDn)

~~~

Thanks for reminding us of what a good relationship can look like.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (IDhUW)

463 Forgot to add that his is one, incredibly punchable face.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (TNyrE)

464 Pretty early for lockdowns now with mail in voting about 10 months away

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (J3wFY)

465 >>Stacey A will bring us the pi variant.

I think you mean 'Whale Eye Variant'.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (UKc9b)

466 "Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:"

Second gunman. Grassy knoll.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (B0mGw)

467
For vaccinated individuals who do contract COVID-19, the symptom burden and rates of acute illness, hospitalizations, and death are far lower."

Symptom burden without vax = having to take frequent craps.

Symptom burden with vax = heart attack, stroke, sudden death.

Tough decision there.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (dQvv7)

468 He says it went off "inexplicably"

Well given that its on HD film from at least one camera angle, this shouldn't be terribly challenging to handle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

469 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

Ah. He pressed it. Very Clintonian.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (9Fwwf)

470 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

Oh FFS.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (nxdel)

471 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

-
There's only one explanation: demon possession.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 03:30 PM (FVME7)

Let's gank his ass.

Posted by: Sam & Dean Winchester at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (IJES/)

472 "Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:"

Second gunman. Grassy knoll.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:33 PM (B0mGw)

*queues up drainage tunnel scene from Blues Brothers*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

473 It's the OMIGOD! variant.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (Mzdiz)

474 453 426 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

unfortunarely, his dad did not

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (us2H3)

475 >>He says it went off "inexplicably"

Guns do that all the time.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (UKc9b)

476 442 373 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

I suppose the hammer pulled back on its own as well.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (GYllL)
........

He says it went off "inexplicably".
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

it must have been one of those pistols where you just shake it and it goes off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (trdmm)

477 Baseball coaches/managers have always worn uniforms, in my memory.

They probably have, but there was a time before that when they did not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

478 A taste of what simps like French dislike: https://twitter.com/Babygravy9

Good stuff. Raw eggs are great btw

Posted by: brak at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (bFMzP)

479 Off McG sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (IJES/)

480 >>HBO Max had to turn off comments on their "Santa Inc" trailer because it was getting roasted.

Why is this the first time they saw that it was garbage?

Are studios run by tone deaf people who are particularly unqualified?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (44ww/)

481 And whilst an actual conservative man pounds literally pounds his wife.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I suppose the Paolo is conservative-

"Everyone is conservative about what he knows best"

Posted by: Miklos, quoting, possibly, Robert Conquest at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (QzkSJ)

482 475 >>He says it went off "inexplicably"

Guns do that all the time.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (UKc9b)

=========

Well, yeah. That's why we have to ban them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

483 He says it went off "inexplicably".

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

So murderer and pathetic coward then.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (SH2Zi)

484 In the old days player/ managers were very common

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (CYnTg)

485 second look at the magic bullet

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (us2H3)

486 Stacey Abrams running for re-election as governor of Georgia in 2022
Posted by: SMOD

Running?

Well, maybe walking as fast as she can.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (vcOmj)

487 372 Here is one contemporary account.
https://tinyurl.com/2p84be3c

Vinnie Pervel also told his story to a book, Chapter 5 in Chris Bird;s Thank God I have a Gun.

What you generally get is one guy's hate crime trial or the police which allegedly shot first without sufficient cause for self defense.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (9hXN1)

488 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

Ah. He pressed it. Very Clintonian.
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (9Fwwf)

This is what's known in the industry as 'thinning the jury pool.'

Fuck should've had a gag order placed on him by a judge IMMEDIATELY.

There WILL be no way the dead woman gets justice.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

489 I did that in your mouth inexplicably.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

490 willowed from last thread

Yahoo breathlessly reported the first case of the Omicron variant in a red banner at the top of the page

then you read the article - guy in CA with "mild" symptoms at home

so he has a damn cold

Posted by: Big Star at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (Modkf)

491 David French getting coffee (in his mind):
https://youtu.be/qoXDzsuqXFg

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

492
Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

How many times has he changed his story again? Who is his lawyer, Jake Blues?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (n+4am)

493 Back when Beck was losing his mind, he was on Team French for prezzy. Egg McMuffin was a close second.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 01, 2021 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

I can't stand that grifting nincompoop. I don't care if he's currently on the side of the angels, and I'm glad he chipped in to help in Afghanistan (hopefully he evacuated the right refugees, not the wrong ones). He should have known better than most who Trump was and what he represented, and he rejected it - and loudly. He's dead to me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (mdjgu)

494 Sponge, I've honestly never seen that movie.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (B0mGw)

495
Running?

Well, maybe walking as fast as she can.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 01, 2021 03:35 PM (vcOmj)

"Rolling without flour."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

496 It's a long video, but the look on her face when she figures it out is just priceless.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 01, 2021 03:27 PM (sGnvY)

Pretty sure Ace actually did a post on this like a year or so back. There's a short and long version of this, the short is enough to drive the point across. It's certainly priceless when she finds out how average she is.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (wAnMi)

497 Are studios run by tone deaf people who are particularly unqualified?

A ton of horrible stupid crap became huge hits, there's zero way of predicting what the public will embrace and what they will not. That's the hope of every producer when they see a film just turning out to be trash "well, Sasha Coen has made a living doing crap like this, maybe it will make money"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

498
If your woman makes you change your worldview completely, your worldview was weak and uncertain to begin with.

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Yup, totally backward. Of course men marry liberals. We practically all do. Women are almost all liberals because of their conformism. It's up to the man to dick her down and get her mind right. She's the one who needs to figure shit out, unless she's one of the rare ones who always knew.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (2ABQr)

499 Sponge, I've honestly never seen that movie.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (B0mGw)

Wait......WHAT!?!?!??!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

500 Hey, that trigger breaks at 2lb 3oz, and I was only applying 2lb at the time. Couldn't have been me.

Posted by: Alec B. at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (9Fwwf)

501 You heard it here first
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

That guy who always says "Its Happening" just gave out a rebel yell!

And that guy who says "Nothing is Happening" yawns, stretches and says "Who has awakened me from my ancient slumber?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (5iUNf)

502 "Stacey Abrams running for re-election as governor of Georgia in 2022"

Unless Mothra takes her down.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (B0mGw)

503 Extreme baking . . . I could write a lot about that.

YEAST IS IMPORTANT, MAKE SURE TO HYDRATE, IF YOU CAN'T GET A PROPER RISE WITHOUT SUGAR YOU ARE A P*SSY!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (ZMraq)

504 Seeing these sad out of shape sacks wearing a tight baseball uni is just pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)
-----

We should just be grateful that college wrestling coaches don't wear singlets. (Though now that I think about it wrestling coaches mostly appear to be in great shape.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (sGnvY)

505 "Wait......WHAT!?!?!??!"

It's on the list.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (B0mGw)

506 468 He says it went off "inexplicably"

Well given that its on HD film from at least one camera angle, this shouldn't be terribly challenging to handle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

The jury of 12 middle-age female regular SNL-watchers will give Alec's word a million times more weight than any eyewitnesses and video.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (AMIL/)

507
French is a biological freak -
every organ in his body is a pussy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (+aiYj)

508 How many times has he changed his story again? Who is his lawyer, Jake Blues?

Well he's basically insane, and makes up reality for a living so he probably figures it might just work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

509
And if you're wondering what Santa Inc is about, it's a little girl (with an adult voice and adult opinions) who is sick of Santas all being white!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (xuD+S)

510 At my uncle's funeral some years ago, a young lady NCO played "Taps" at the graveside (he was a WWII vet). She was very good, and I don't think there was a dry eye there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

It's not real and final until they play taps or Amazing Grace.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:39 PM (DjPkW)

511 test, and she ended up #7 out of the 7.

It's a long video, but the look on her face when she figures it out is just priceless.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at Decem

I saved it in a tab.
My husband is a farmer and some people look down on them because their boots are dirty. There is this guy that's a wannabe that hung out in the tavern where my husband and his friends hung out. He is a lawyer. He wouldn't shut up about how smart he was. My friend cut his tie off with a pocket knife. He didn't wan't to go outside to discuss it either. Reality hitting you in the face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 03:39 PM (2nXUK)

512 "Hey Grandma! Can you open this jar of pickles for me?"

/David French jonesing for a gherkin

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2021 03:39 PM (m45I2)

513 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:
Ah. He pressed it. Very Clintonian.
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (9Fwwf)
This is what's known in the industry as 'thinning the jury pool.'
Fuck should've had a gag order placed on him by a judge IMMEDIATELY.
There WILL be no way the dead woman gets justice.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

It's painfully obvious at this point they're covering for their guy and are doing everything they can to taint the process. I'm sure he's going to be doing plenty more interviews, and there'll probably even be a TV miniseries on it. Soon, everybody will be convinced it was suicide.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:39 PM (wAnMi)

514

nononoooood

noooddd

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (xuD+S)

515 Pretty sure Ace actually did a post on this like a year or so back. There's a short and long version of this, the short is enough to drive the point across. It's certainly priceless when she finds out how average she is.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (wAnMi)

She wasn't average, she was on the very bottom of the group.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (o2MD2)

516 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (khAeP)

517 That guy who always says "Its Happening" just gave out a rebel yell!

And that guy who says "Nothing is Happening" yawns, stretches and says "Who has awakened me from my ancient slumber?"
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (5iUNf)

Don't forget about the Guy who says "So it Begins."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (trdmm)

518 Does that work? Your Honor, I'd like to change my plea to "inexplicably"...

Posted by: Darrel Brooks, Whose Car Drove Itself To Waukesha at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (AytXr)

519 >> 63 Border crossers have legal protection

UNLESS THEY ARE STATE LINES.

Otherwise, cross genders and cross borders.

Posted by: The Left at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (uWF4x)

520 That's a wrap, people!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (BPuaD)

521 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

But...border crossers are being put on planes. By our own government.

Posted by: fly gal at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (6CtMt)

522 469 Alec Baldwin says he did NOT pull the trigger:

Ah. He pressed it. Very Clintonian.
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 03:34 PM (9Fwwf)

Squeezed it. Like a lemon. Duh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (dfRN6)

523 He says it went off "inexplicably".
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

it must have been one of those pistols where you just shake it and it goes off.
------------------
Clearly a SUV pistol.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (ppL7t)

524 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

Like hell you can't. You can pick up a wetback for no reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (DjPkW)

525
It's on the list.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (B0mGw)

Move it much, much higher.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

526 "A good marriage focuses on loving the other and trying to be your best for them out of love and commitment, from what I have observed."........dont tell my wife

Posted by: Doug at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (8/lc0)

527 You heard it here first
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

here we go again, deja vu all over again.

Posted by: 5280 at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (oSX/P)

528 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

This is infuriating. He is literally saying out loud what we've all joked about fir decades--- illegals have MORE rights than citizens.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (mR6Gs)

529 You heard it here first
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

Julie Kelly has been on top of J6 since the beginning.
I hope she's right.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)

530 As one who believes that the center right and center left need to collaborate to defeat the extremist nutters on the fringes, I kinda wish you would tone down the tribalism regarding Goldberg and French.

I mean, why not think along these lines: OK, they have joined the moderate left with people like Stephen Pinker, John McWhorter, Jonathan Haidt. But I like those guys. They have the credibility within the Liberal Establishment to get some of the things we all believe in done. So, when French or Goldberg occasionally say something that is sensible, promote it and maybe they will stop moving left and start moving right again and be allies in the common cause against the Red Guards of Wokeness.

Posted by: Henry at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (4TD+o)

531 "OK, they have joined the moderate left with people like Stephen Pinker, John McWhorter, Jonathan Haidt."

They haven't. Pinker, McWhorter, and Haidt have distinct perspectives they've been developing for decades. The NeverTrump crew are a collection of (1) grifters and (2) career shills and (3) people too conceited to reconsider positions they took in 2015-16 and just double down. The last are now on the patronage of people like Pierre Omidyar, i.e. shills. (To be fair, some are too personally wealthy to be bought, among them David Frum and George Will). There is no NeverTrump perspective. Just a set of improvisations to please whoever is providing patronage conjoined to a set of improvisations offered as ego protection. As civic actors, these characters are worthless.

Pinker, McWhorter, and Haidt are anything but worthless.

Posted by: Art Deco at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (1BrBu)

532 Why is he always in the news? Who fucking cares what he thinks?

Posted by: godhelpus at December 01, 2021 04:50 PM (hM3F3)

533 I suppose this Moron wants all little boys to grow up to be Ballet Dancers like in that stupid liberal movie Billy Elliot eat Veggies Hug Trees and become total little sissies Yeah watch as they become total little Wimps in the mind of this idiot

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2021 06:48 PM (wGqjj)

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