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President Ice Cream and His Whorish Dum-Dum of a Wife Wish You a Very Trashy Christmas
Trashy Jill Biden's -- I mean, trashy Dr. Jill Biden's -- awful trashy Christmas decorations:
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34 If you saw a picture of those blue fucking disks and were asked what holiday you thought they were celebrating - what would be your answer? Because, I'm not sure I've got one.As I noted long, long ago: Dumb people always think that if something is abstract, that makes it "smart." And the fishnets. Dr. Jill, this is a Christmas display, not a factory rejects GILF porn video. Reaboi joked about the atrocious Christmas Gift Bonanza display -- filthy lucre is the reason for the season, you know -- that Joe Biden likes to set up a sexy scenario where he can chase children through a simulated F.A.O. Schwartz. Compare to Melania's decorations, which the trashy media claimed were trashy:
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😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/bTAOdLlgvI
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) November 29, 2021
277 Certainly wildly better than some sort of postmodern mobile that looks like a piece of off-the-rack corporate HQ lobby art and mountains of fake presents. ... That's the major thing about the decorations - they look super corporate. Which is quite a tell given that corporate America are now the enforcement arm of the DNC. My favorite detail remains that there's supposed to be a stocking on the fireplace for each of Joe's grandchildren, but there's one conspicuously missing for Hunter's crack baby.
Posted by: Ian S.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 30, 2021 04:07 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 04:07 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 04:08 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (haWye)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (CYnTg)
3 French Hens...
Posted by: Hands at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Hands at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2021 04:09 PM (Hucnr)
We replaced a model and businesswoman with the HR lady who puts stupid paper Santas all over her door.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:10 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 30, 2021 04:10 PM (XVwtP)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (Pohvy)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (dfRN6)
And those decorations are hideous. Those giant red boxes are trashy looking and like you, I have no idea what those blue blobs are supposed to be.
Figures the Bidens would try to ruin Christmas.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (jGuOf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (1t5dY)
21 Somebody said Jill's decorations looked like a display at Target. Pretty accurate.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)
22 Must have done her decoration shopping at Big Lots
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2021 04:11 PM (Pohvy)
Hordemind, activate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Nicolae and Elena at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (0G13K)
I'll have to check out the illustrations. Laptop/crack/hookers in watercolors seems interesting
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (o2MD2)
++++
Why pay the buck?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Masked up kid on the floor at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (7YukL)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (vd8XM)
C'mon, man... Plenty of wind in here!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (MxEKc)
the decorations are too low rent for walmart
her voice is so freaking telco
why wasn't she studied for Mare of Easttown? those accents on there was ridiculous. Dr. Jill could have taught em right
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 30, 2021 04:13 PM (nxdel)
That music compilation video was hilarious!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (2JVJo)
The kids were masked, because they are part of the Peasant Class!
Covid can't infect a sophisticated, educated person, such as myself!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)
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Not a holiday, but it's a metaphor for Joe's higher cognitive functions ... just drifting away ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
The 1980s called. RATT wants their sexy backstage costume back from Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Masked up kid on the floor at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (7YukL)
Was she really there in that picture of the blue bubbles ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Pohvy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (o2MD2)
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (aghXp)
Posted by: Hands at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (786Ro)
I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (dwZfR)
Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (h5TKJ)
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The perfect outfit to wear to a VD clinic. Or to a dogfight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (XHhHI)
Who should be cast as Dr. Jill in the inevitable porn parody? Brandi Love? Jodi West?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (0G13K)
That's the kind of faux Christmas decorations you'd see in secular Europe, which is the whole point.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (cDvaN)
I was driving my old rig that only has an AM/FM radio and one of the local stations started in on the Christmas music in like the 2nd week of November. I wanted to punch the radio.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (mfElR)
Posted by: It's me donna
I bought one of my favorite tree decorations at Big Lots many years ago. Its a garland that is made of hard plastic and looks like cellophane wrapped hard candies strung together. I like the whimsy of this.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (Vxu+H)
I threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: rickb223
If she handed you a ball-gag with her left hand while holding a whip in her right, you wouldn't have complained.
Doctor Jill the Dominatrix-in-Chief.
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (cZPWv)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (Va/a8)
Posted by: Pete the Puffer at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Au contraire. See my #66.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (YqDXo)
Casting the Decorate spell?
Posted by: Axeman
With fishnets and a mask without another soul around. What an embarrassment.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (qjkIh)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead
No, that would be ...."on target!"
BINGO!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Camilla With A Clothespin On Her Nose at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (XHhHI)
It's like those acrylic disk ornaments you'd see in any stoner chick's college apartment.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (7YukL)
I look forward to "Dr" Jill being run out of town on a rail.
Posted by: Wally at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)
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Brian Williams
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (ITJyK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Mangy Cougar Melonballs?
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (cZPWv)
I saw Gam-Gam's Secret Sponge-Trick open for Dire Straits at the Palladium in 1985.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (0G13K)
Let It Blow.
Posted by: Pete the Puffer at November 30, 2021 04:16 PM (WmGrA)
I saw mommy blowing Santa Clause
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (wAnMi)
some tranny dude named "Brandi" in their late 50s would be apropos
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (7b2L9)
Ace is trying to bring back No Fap Month.
It's working.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (Va/a8)
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (BXUTy)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (0G13K)
...and the way he's holding her breasts... it makes me feel... emotionally erect.
Posted by: Harris K. Telemacher at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (llON8)
Twitter is being clever and banning memes by not exactly banning memes.
So, for instance, you won't be able to post an image of biden with ice cream cones and a caption UNLESS you have Permission from biden to post his image.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (cDvaN)
Kid 2 "Sure, but she smells of whisky and eggnog, hard pass, bro."
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (5iUNf)
I don't know. I wouldn't mind seeing Cassandra Peterson dressed that way.
And yes, I know she putts from the rough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (2JVJo)
I heard "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" at a large grocery store. But it's not beginning to look like Christmas. Or maybe they started putting up Christmas displays after Halloween and I just don't notice them anymore.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (Xdc/Z)
Posted by: Braenyard
Would that be a dog whistle, that we can't even hear??
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (0G13K)
After red and green, it is the most Christmassy primary color.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (Va/a
Blue and silver are perfectly nice colors for use in Christmas decorations, but a dark blue, not teal.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (qpolg)
My local classical station starts sprinkling them in right after Thanksgiving weekend. Just one or two here and there at first, but gradually increasing the percentage.
By the time Christmas actually rolls around, you're ready to punch out your eardrums with a pencil.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (cDvaN)
If ace needs a throwaway post topic, he could do worse than to talk about how the French are at it again, and plan to make the new interior of Notre Dame Cathedral into a Eurofag pomo wonderland with "emotional spaces" and shit like that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Grease monkey at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (ALTav)
I was driving my old rig that only has an AM/FM radio and one of the local stations started in on the Christmas music in like the 2nd week of November. I wanted to punch the radio.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (cSs/W)
Are you joking? November 1, and I was hearing them at the market.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (7YukL)
Did it abate my discomfort any? No, but I appreciated the effort.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (Rl7KJ)
Those decorations remind me of the big blue mints in the mens bathroom.
Yummmyy!!!
...Sloe Joe...
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (vd8XM)
Shannon Tweed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Yellow at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (j9HX3)
++++
DELCO POWER
https://youtu.be/rcfl7qYqXLw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (VarTq)
Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (BXUTy)
No Feliz Navidad??
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)
The Biden family is whatever the Johnny Knoxville character is. Even the replacement wife, DOCTOR Jill.
What fucking trash those people are.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
So, for instance, you won't be able to post an image of biden with ice cream cones and a caption UNLESS you have Permission from biden to post his image.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (cDvaN)
This is following the EU decision a year or so ago. 'Parently the Betters in Brussels didn't like being clowned
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (owdWk)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (ZW1rs)
It's working.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (F0YaR)
Today's the last day of No Nut November. Ace is trying to help us finish stronk.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Salma Hayek is 55, and if she showed up at my door wearing that getup I'm not sure that I wouldn't invite her inside for a drink.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (B0mGw)
No, the lyrics are "The police stole my car"...
And they are probably white supremacist cops, too, thinking of a "White Christmas".
I am triggering myself here, too. Please don't get angry.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
So she is conditioned that fishnets and a leather skirt - on a 70 year old grandma - is OK.
Also she is influenced by the sluts and pole dancers her kids screw.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (Va/a8)
And I might share some pics of my Christmas tree this year. Next to the WH, it'll look downright classy.
Posted by: Catherine at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (CqHxr)
Seriously, what children's cartoon would do that nowadays?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (owdWk)
Always puts me in the proper holiday mood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (VarTq)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (TNyrE)
It is a shame Juliet Anderson is no longer with us.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (P9T5R)
I avoid stores like the plague and not because of Wuhan. I just avoid them as much as possible as policy. So, I can't say I've heard one yet. However, my money is one that had lots of twerking and ebonics in it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 30, 2021 04:21 PM (aXxgO)
Over a month ago, on Hallmark, where I've been reveling in Christmas spirit for weeks and weeks, 24/7 on two channels. Couldn't tell you the actual first song I heard.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)
WTF.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (8m1jA)
Speaking of hating on Christmas...
the Netherlands postal service produced a very long TV spot for this Christmas.
Yeah, it's fcking bizarre. It's about some old weird queer who falls in homo-love with a filthy-looking pervert Santa. They kiss. It's sickening.
Ace should watch it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (cDvaN)
Those shaggy monochrome red trees were awful, but all of the other decorations I saw of hers were nice.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (YYlyE)
I think the photo of J in the fishnets was added to the original photo. I sure hope so, surely she isn't tacky enough to dress like that for a Christmas photo.
Oh wait, she is, right?
Posted by: four seasons at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (kBuGL)
She looks like a street walker, and not even a high priced one.
What a whore.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2021 04:17 PM (7b2L9)
I once went to Dollywood (peer pressure, it's a bitch), and I hadn't been inside the park 5 minutes before I was offering rando kids a $5 bounty on every hidden speaker they brought to me.
I could have gone broke, but it would have Been Worth It.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (F0YaR)
Decorations are stuck on a container ship
In the Pacific Ocean and they had to just order some last minute crap from Amazon.
And fish net stockings are definitely a fashion dont according to Glamour Magazine.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (YqDXo)
The right picture looks like a Christmas simply because of the presents. It could also be the back drop for the signing of "Build Back Better" Recovery package since there are so many "Presents" in it.
Posted by: Picric at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (3QnyK)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (6AuKR)
Will Donny deny ?
Posted by: Kurt at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (VK0q7)
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (uFOGo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ace
What would Elvis say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6WnnZRSKYs
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (vcOmj)
Whoever that kid was that yelled "shut the fuck up!" to that shit whore fraud, I will send him $500.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Elvis at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (sWM8x)
Shannon Tweed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (2JVJo)
Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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Nope.
Don't plan on it either.
Hymns and gospel music, otoh, I'll play.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:15 PM (wmDcS)
Joy Behar, or maybe Bette Midler
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (IJES/)
It's working.
Posted by: GnuBreed
ace's Stelter-as-Lynch's-Harkonnen pic earlier:
a) Seared an image into your mind that will need months to fade before your next bit of autosensory gratification.
b) Left you with a desperate need to abuse your protuberance in order to reassure yourself that there are better things in life.
Pick one.
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (cZPWv)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (6AuKR)
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Presents stacked up...like container ships.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)
.
Brought a tear to my eye ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (6Xyqy)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Someone, somewhere, maybe here, once referred to DR Jill as "mutton dressed up as lamb", which is a description I like.
Posted by: Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (tu3iY)
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Is it even up to them? I thought it was still a church, and that they still had mass in there, before the fire.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Doller Tree at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
The Bidens are everything the left accused Trump of being and now we're wrong for even noticing.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (bFMzP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (kBuGL)
She's a definite 1!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (hWVOa)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (YIVH2)
Nice mini-skirt, fishnets and fuck-me pumps "Doctor" Shill.
Perfect for a holiday celebrating Christ's birth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (7YukL)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Mzdiz)
After red and green, it is the most Christmassy primary color.
head tilt
> blue is one of the least christmassy colors if i'm being honest
I think you're missing that he said it's the third most Christmassy PRIMARY color, ace. There are only three primary colors.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:19 PM (2JVJo)
Damn, that works with all the Skinemax movies where she played a sechs doctor.
And her now-hubby Gene Simmons can play the crazy fiend trying to protect everyone by forcibly giving them teh vax.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: keena at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (JC6yv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (ESjRY)
the Netherlands postal service produced a very long TV spot for this Christmas.
Yeah, it's fcking bizarre. It's about some old weird queer who falls in homo-love with a filthy-looking pervert Santa. They kiss. It's sickening.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (cDvaN)
The Dutch: more people we should've killed, per Al Bundy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (oXNqT)
She's the AARP magazine cover girl this month. No bullshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Enough filth in the world as it is.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (5QPmz)
head tilt
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:18 PM (0G13K)
No doubt Jill also thinks green is a primary color. Because all colors are primary. Except white. It's secondary. Waiting for them to do away with additive and subtractive color, and make it all positive color. Because.
Except white.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)
Don't you think that IF they had ANY evidence of Trump flying the Epstein pedo plane, they would've paraded that shit in Times Square EVERY DAY for 4 years?
You're an incompetent boob........really.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (TZgEk)
Ahem, that's the Buck-Twenty-Five Tree now.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)
She dress like a two dollar whore.
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (gmo/4)
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IDK, an Ikea opening where they paved over an old historical monument, like they did in Maryland.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (ZZK0E)
I would still nail Helen Mirren right now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv)
that my friend is a completely accurate accent for the lovely hellscape I happen to live in
makes my south philly one sound melodic in comparison!
...but let's go back to the TRAVESTY that was Mare of Easttown ... what the hell was happening there I couldn't follow the convoluted plot b/c the voices were SO BAD. and the clothes?!?! oh come on literally no one dresses like that in Delaware County. also the film locations made no sense it turned Delco into the Haunted Hills or something. Delco in reality is weird enough - use that!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (j9HX3)
I heard mine doing the last bit of supermarket shopping for Thanksgiving. It was Felice Navidad. Not sure who it was. Wasn't Jose Feliciano or whoever.
I believe that was last June.
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (ZsR3z)
https://outline.com/unKtNV
Note that they say that Biden's decs are a return to more traditional values, as opposed to that arriviste Melania Trump's. They slam the white branch display that the WH featured back in 2017, without showing any pictures of it (guess what: I did, and it look pretty cool to me).
Funny that they don't show any of the pictures that Ace features in this post.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (GcCnI)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (/VWLE)
WTF.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (8m1jA)
Worthless Donks in big blue shithole cities.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (Mzdiz)
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Which reminds me, what's Kamala doing for Christmas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (XHhHI)
She dress like a two dollar whore.
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (gmo/4)
"Easy now!"
- - Kurt's Ladyboy Mom
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (ESjRY)
Trump also said pussy. He should get the death sentence for that. Biden saying Negro? Brave and stunning and proof as to how forward thinking this administration really is.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (wAnMi)
Which reminds me, what's Kamala doing for Christmas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
The San Francisco Gay Man's Chorus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (BPuaD)
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I've never found that to be the case.
Posted by: H. Biden at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (2SdPm)
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Note, too, that she's pictured all alone in that hallway, and still wearing a mask.
To the other question, the oldies station around here switch to Christmas music towards the beginning of November. A second station made the switch just after Thanksgiving. Couldn't tell you what the first song I heard was, though.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (7YukL)
I would still nail Helen Mirren right now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv)
She was smoking in RED.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Emmitt Otter at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (sWM8x)
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I mean, unless they were physically able to challenge much younger, fit men to pushup contests or brag about their college scholarships.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (ESjRY)
Right! He's a good good man who lost that first wife to a drunk driver.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (llON8)
Oh I like the part were he mentioned that he was forced to clean up after Bill Clinton and one of Epstein's girls flew in the plane together...EWWWWW
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (iam1O)
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My kids have been playing that shit for a week on Alexa.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: ace chanting the Charm of Making to Hellen Mirren at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv
Last couple of years have not been kind to her.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (7YukL)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (wAnMi)
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Would we even get a leaked private conversation of Biden?
I don't think so.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (XHhHI)
........
lol. Classic Ace.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
I would still nail Helen Mirren right now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv)
She was smoking in RED.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (kBuGL)
Cook Thief Wife and His Lover, and Excalibur.
Wow!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (s2VJv)
Never underestimate the Biden's ability to fuck thing up.
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (7YukL)
I like it as well, because I have a soft spot for military tattoo.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (BPuaD)
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The primariest color is, of course, black.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (YqDXo)
Clinton: Nailed tweens
Biden: Nailed his own daughter
But by all means lets get to restoring some norms!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:25 PM (s2VJv
Last couple of years have not been kind to her.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (7YukL)
I have gazed in the mirror upon exiting the shower this past year and have said the same thing.
So, no problemo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (s2VJv)
Well hell, Fed Chair J-Pow has been hit by a clue x 4. He just said it's "time to retire the word transitory regarding inflation" and "the threat of persistently higher inflation has grown."
No shit, Sherlock.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (Mzdiz)
I am sadball.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Muh Norms Restored? at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (TZgEk)
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it happened relatively on the dot Nov. 1st.
Just a random store and probably the song you'd expect to hear.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (ZZK0E)
Yeah, it's fcking bizarre. It's about some old weird queer who falls in homo-love with a filthy-looking pervert Santa. They kiss. It's sickening.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (cDvaN)
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Norway, not Netherlands.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (OalnH)
I think blue would win.
orange and purple can be their corner men.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (Va/a8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (Xrfse)
On Sirius XM in the car last week. Mel Torme singing Silver Bells.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (XVwtP)
You're an incompetent boob........really.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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They did, and it was a nothingburger. Caught a flight from FL to NY while his own plane was in the shop, IIRC. Didn't go the island, and it was way before he found about Epstein's behavior and banned him from Mar-a-Lago for trying to cozy up to a member's underage daughter.
Working from memory, though, so I could have some details wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: ballistic
Problem is she'd be followed in by ten of your best friends.
I know a 70-something Japanese woman, maybe 4ft10. Works out three hours a day. Weighs maybe 90lb. Still cute as a button. I'd do her in a second, except she has a family and they're friends.
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (cZPWv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (BPuaD)
I've seen more meaningful ones in Borough Park and Williamsburg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (s2VJv)
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (OalnH)
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How old would they be, had they lived?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (o2MD2)
Hymns and gospel music, otoh, I'll play.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 30, 2021 04:22 PM (VmzRz)
First Christmas hymn I've heard was "Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silent." I absolutely love that song.
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (ESjRY)
I remember only part of a poem from my youth, but that part seems appropriate:
And there ain't no soap this side of hell
That will take away that fishy smell
Posted by: Wally at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (FJYfm)
No joke, I had a gf that looked like a young Helen Mirren and for some reason she did not like the comparison.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (dfRN6)
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well, us Gen-X'rs are going to be fit and sexy at 70 if the current form is any indication. You see Elizabeth Hurley and such. Our nursing homes are going to be a whole lot sexier.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (7YukL)
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and Joe groped each and every one! Merry Christmas kiddies.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Muh Norms Restored? at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (dYe5S)
Trying to sub in Truck Stop Hooker into Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 04:26 PM (CYnTg)
Retardo also thinks Palm Beach to NYC (Trump hitched a ride from Epstein for that) means Mar-a-Logo to Epstein Island.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (ZsR3z)
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Yeah, it's a big bummer - both the going woke when that news broke back in the summer and this bullshit non-retraction/non-apology. The Salvation Army was one of only two charities I liked, and I have generously at this time of year. I will not be doing so this year. I will instead double my donation to whatever local "Meals on Wheels" program in my new locale passes muster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (0apDp)
That's the major thing about the decorations - they look super corporate. Which is quite a tell given that corporate America are now the enforcement arm of the DNC.
My favorite detail remains that there's supposed to be a stocking on the fireplace for each of Joe's grandchildren, but there's one conspicuously missing for Hunter's crack baby.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (ZGrMX)
I caught daddy banging Santa Claus, and Rudolph and Blitzen...
Posted by: Obligatory at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Well, that machine gun on the pedestal in the parking garage was smokin', that's fer shure.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (cDvaN)
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and Joe groped each and every one! Merry Christmas kiddies.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
I was glad he didn't go to Kenosha and visit the kids in hospital from the terrorist attack. Hard to run when you're in a coma or traction.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (s2VJv)
Hunter was there first. And third. He was tapping that like a Texas oil field.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (F0YaR)
I am sadball.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (YYlyE)
in pigments it is red yellow and blue.
in light it is red, amber and cyan
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: wisenheimer at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (KvDd+)
uh oh
this is a lot of pressure, Tim!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (ZZK0E)
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Given the amount of naughty nookie that appears to happen in retirement communities, however, I'm not sure you'll live longer...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (mNhhD)
Wow!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:27 PM (s2VJv)
*checks IMDB*
Let's see, in the shazam sequel, she was in Fast and the Furious 9... In Catherine the Great as Catherine?... Huh I did not remember her in the National Treasure movies... Huh, she was in that Mikhail Baryshnikov Gregory Hines movie ... Yep, I thought so. Also in Caligula.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Muh Norms
If you dropped her off at a truck stop she would have a good time.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (cDvaN)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (Va/a8)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
I loved the evening gown/combat boots ensemble.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (8Q8AD)
So, no problemo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (s2VJv)
Need more steam.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)
I've been listening to Christmas music all year, since I was planning to put out a playlist for a few select friends.
Did you know .38 Special did a Christmas album?
https://tinyurl.com/2p8w58yc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (2JVJo)
What a whore.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I have a much more favorable opinion of whores than I do of that hose beast. Trash!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
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Excellent point. ANYTHING a non-leftist does - or that cannot be easily debunked - that can possibly reflect badly on him will get shouted from the rooftops.
Conversely, anything bad that leaks out about a leftist is just a tiny fraction of the shit that there is to be uncovered. It's kind of like the cockroach scenario.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (YqDXo)
uthvas bethod
dothielle dienve
Posted by: ace chanting the Charm of Making to Hellen Mirren
She's been everywhere and done everything, I suggest you just stick to "I've got an island, doing anything this week?"
Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (cZPWv)
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Selma is still gotting it. And she knows it since she's married to a billionaire and you are not.
Eliz Hurley, still getting it, knowing it because billionaire baby daddy.
And then trifecta of old-chicks-if-I-had-to is Jen Lopez who, if you saw that awful stripper movie...still has it, got it, and on the market after dumping A-rod.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (j9HX3)
i'm waiting to hear that one. I was thinking about playing it but I think it would be better if I hear it "in the wild" first.
Posted by: ace chanting the Charm of Making to Hellen Mirren at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM
I'm partial to Christmas at Ground Zero myself.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (ftFVW)
So, no problemo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (s2VJv)
Need more steam.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (F0YaR)
Yeah, I think that number is south of zero.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (TZgEk)
Odd that Dem George Mitchell and Dem Richardson are still free men, no?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (ESjRY)
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Nope.
Don't plan on it either.
Hymns and gospel music, otoh, I'll play.
Compromise: Handel's Messiah. And if you can't handle the orchestra and choir and want CCM, "Handel's Young Messiah" or "The New Young Messiah".
Of course, Keith and Kristyn Getty's "Irish Christmas" would be different than listening to some reprobates sing "White Christmas" and trigger millions of BIPOC Snowflakes.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: The Villages at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE)
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lol, remember Scrooged where they had Santa team up with Lee Majors and Santa had a minigun?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (bFMzP)
You've been Whammed! Whammageddon is a thing. Although it might not start until tomorrow, so maybe you get a mulligan. Or is it a Whamigan?
Yup -- starts tomorrow...
https://www.whamageddon.com/
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM
I'm partial to Christmas at Ground Zero myself.
Doesn't Bob Rivers have a fine collection of Excessmass music?
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (faXIs)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (7YukL)
she looks really great in that but she might be underage just fair warning!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (j9HX3)
I have never actually seen it. Just clips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (8Q8AD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (jTmQV)
DOCTOR Jill is trying to distract from her rapidly-aging face and her somehow always tangled-stringy-unruly hair. If she's positive a "wind-blown" hair style is what looks best for her, she needs a better stylist than she uses now. Or maybe she simply needs to give up on a mid-Seventies Farrah Fawcett style.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: The Village
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oh yeah, never going near one. They're basically prisons.
Watch the documentaries, like I Care A Lot, about guardianship abuse. They'll lock you inside and you can never leave. They probably have Jamaican nurses beat you up, fill out your ballots, and force you to never see your kids again. like they did with covid.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (ZZK0E)
Some teacher responses to criticism that this would reduce instructional hours by 20%:
We need to stop worshipping arbitrary instructional minute quotas overseen by the state as some sort of gold standard that is effective in every situation. Our world has been turned upside down and we are still grasping at instructional minutes as if the energy behind those minutes just comes out a teacher's butt
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Part of what's happened is that we actually had time last year to do our jobs and we realized how much work we had been doing unpaid previously.
Poor babies. As Randi Weingarten has pointed out, teachers are the real victims of Covid.
Portland already has considerably fewer instructional days than most districts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:35 PM (mNhhD)
Not "Christmas Sleigh", "Christmas Slay"!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 04:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I agree, especially for the First Lady while doing something in her official capacity.
She can wear what she wants in her private time, but while representing us she should dress appropriately. Which she is not. It just looks silly to me.
As I used to tell my girls, just because you CAN wear something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (jGuOf)
Dennis Prager went on a rant yesterday how Salvation Army is ruined by the woke holes. He said he will never support them again and he used to live them and raise tons of money for them this time of year.
Posted by: keena at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (JC6yv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (bFMzP)
The song is abominable, the music video associated with it is unforgivable. It's as if they made it from clips Wham had amassed while they were on vacation in Asspen or some other wintery ski locale. Very, very lazy.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (Rl7KJ)
I mean. Did Hunter give up paternal rights? I'm asking seriously, I know there was a huge child support battle, did that asshole give up parental rights (not necessarily a bad thing) and it get covered up?
Also for Giving Tuesday I gave myself a Series X. I saw a restock notification just as it went live and managed to get the order to go through in about five minutes.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (mf5HN)
Got to say I've never dropped in on one of those. Not knowingly, anyway. But Ace is right, fishnets do look trashy at Xmas. (They have their place in private, though. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (F0YaR)
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I think you misspelled "recoiled in horror."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (iam1O)
That said, yeah, Jill's is sad.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (bkljl)
https://is.gd/iQoBNO
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (DU+/6)
oh good! she looked really young
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2021 04:36 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (faXIs)
Heh. Can't imagine where you got that image.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Bosk at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
"This is one Santa that isn't going out the back door!"
You've been an awfully good boy this year, Lee!"
Majors winces..."Thanks Santa!"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (vcOmj)
How painful must this be to all of those suffering.
He's a monster. Imho
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (VQp1G)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:33 PM (ZZK0E)
She has that Kardashian junk in the trunk of which I cannot abide.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (7YukL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (OalnH)
**fistbump**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (2JVJo)
Not a good look. That's a BIG problem if he tries to run in 2024.
I'm sure nothing happened and being on his plane doesn't mean Trump is guilty of anything, but just like we made assumptions about these other people when it was our political enemies, its tough to explain away.
I guess we wait to see if Trump says the pilot is lying?
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (ATzjB)
Posted by: keena at November 30, 2021 04:24 PM (JC6yv)
.......
Bet Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo think they're awesome.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
https://is.gd/iQoBNO
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Where are her curves?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (OalnH)
https://bit.ly/3FYB2JO
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE)
Remember that pesky "I love Jesus" troll from around a year ago who used to constantly spam the claim that Trump wore a diaper and shit his pants? Yeah, obviously pure projection/"accuse the other guy" narrative building.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (cSs/W)
Funny how the snarling media when Trump was president has become the Eunuch media, led around by a nose ring for Joey Dirty Diaper Biden.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (bkljl)
Nope. They've repeatedly lied about how many grandkids they have.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (F0YaR)
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And the slip that stops just below her butt.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (iam1O)
How painful must this be to all of those suffering.
He's a monster. Imho
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 04:37 PM (VQp1G)
Great. Groping kids in coma and traction. He's as culpable as the terrorist behind the wheel in my opinion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (s2VJv)
Billy Squier - Christmas is a time to say I love you.
The Kinks - Father Christmas.
U2 - Christmas, Baby Please Come Home.
Whirling Dervishes - Mr Grinch.
Keith Emerson - The Nutrocker.
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping.
12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie.
12 Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Just a side note
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one, huh?
two, definitely add Heather Graham as the holy grail of post 50's hotness.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (ZZK0E)
Although this would have been more appropriately directed at Kamala when she was talking about the craters on the moon
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (7erS5)
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dr. Shill Biden at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (nZr0l)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (OalnH)
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In the failed cultivation of and subsequent meager harvest from a Soviet collective farm, I reckon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (DU+/6)
Monopoly money or old losing lottery tickets
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Doller Tree at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (TZgEk)
Speaking of which, how has that movie series not been cancelled yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
They'd have been better off just saying nothing. As it is, they've lied to my face about something I read on their website, and said that the problem wasn't what they were pushing, but rather that I'm too stupid to understand what they meant. Yeah, bite me. I felt like Michael Corleone. "Just don't tell me you're innocent. It insults my intelligence".
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (ZsR3z)
The disks remind me of a sale at Macy's in the 80s. Maybe their 1983 summer semi-annual store wide clearance sale.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (Va/a8)
No one shall have the sword! No one will wield Excalibur but me!
Posted by: Uther Pendragon at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)
And so this is Christmas
And what have you done
Made everyone throw up
And you've got a run
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (Tnijr)
hahahahahaha
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (TZgEk)
'Later on, we'll perspire;
'Is that A/C? Turn it higher!'
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 04:40 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Well, that machine gun on the pedestal in the parking garage was smokin', that's fer shure.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
You should've seen her bump stop after that scene...
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (IJES/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCaUdhfrXXM
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: brak at November 30, 2021 04:23 PM (bFMzP)
I would rather listen to an endless loop of "Last Christmas" than one minute of "Wonderful Christmastime."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (2JVJo)
And so this is Christmas
And what have you done
Made everyone throw up
And you've got a run
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:39 PM (Tnijr)
I vote to promote this to the post.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
That barrel would have melted in the real world.
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 30, 2021 04:41 PM (RKLPC)
Hell, it might be one of the few blessings in disguise that has come their way.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (o2MD2)
Nope. They've repeatedly lied about how many grandkids they have.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (I2/tG)
Joe has to totally ignore the poor kid. Because knowing Hunter as we unfortunately do, Joe can't use the "Photos or it didn't happen" defense!
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (AMIL/)
Nope. They've repeatedly lied about how many grandkids they have.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (I2/tG)
That's why I'm wondering if he actually gave up rights. Hell, for the kid's sake, I hope he did.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (mf5HN)
It really evokes the spirit of the season, doesn't it?
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Dr Jill at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (o2MD2)
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Pussy's pussy bro.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (OalnH)
Wonder if the White House staff plays Who Wears It Better?
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (VQp1G)
Posted by: william ferrin at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (DT67g)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (o2MD2)
I didn't say I agree with her. I said I lusted after her body.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (s2VJv)
https://is.gd/iQoBNO
Not sure her shoes are ideal for four-wheeling.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)
Meanwhile Melania was a literal super model.
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (ATzjB)
Jill Biden's Christmas decorations
or
The Vatican's Nativity Scene a couple of years ago.
Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (193FS)
https://bit.ly/3FYB2JO
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE)
........
and he's walking up the stairs like he's trying not to squish it around too much.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (VQp1G)
She wishes.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (TZgEk)
Damn, need to figure out how to use that sock more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Uther Pendragon at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (kTF2Z)
He was a painter and she was his model.
Posted by: Braenyard
It was reminiscent of my part in "Lolita". It brought back some wonderful memories.... - Stuff James Mason might have said, that I just made up
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (vcOmj)
I'd rather listen to both at the same time for a decade than watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
So, so critical. Picky, picky, picky.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (rfXDH)
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Yeah, but the feckless third son of an oligarch who took her out probably didn't much care about the sport of off-roading that day...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (DU+/6)
Not a good look. That's a BIG problem if he tries to run in 2024.
I'm sure nothing happened and being on his plane doesn't mean Trump is guilty of anything, but just like we made assumptions about these other people when it was our political enemies, its tough to explain away.
I guess we wait to see if Trump says the pilot is lying?
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (ATzjB)
Well we do know that Trump took one flight to get home before any accusations were leveled at Epstein. Without logs, it's all hearsay.
TBH, I would discount everything the pilot says, good or bad. After all, he flew for a quarter of a century and never once questioned WTF, or said anything? Nope, followed orders. Where have we heard that?
A pilot is responsible for the well being of every passenger on that plane. So what about those kids? He's obviously derelict in his duties, and therefore not a credible witness.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 04:28 PM (BPuaD)
That's cold. And accurate. Dragging a ten dollar bill thru the trailer park will get you 3 Jills and an abused dog.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (193FS)
This year's is pretty bad, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (mHy0L)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)
But I would say that blue is a "winter-y" color. And let's be honest. These shitheads aren't celebrating Christmas. Have they even said it? I bet they talk about the holiday season and holiday trees always. Never Christmas.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 04:46 PM (8m1jA)
Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal; 6h
One triple vaxxed Israeli physician reportedly infected another triple vaxxed physician with the Omicron variant. Both have mild symptoms. [Then a link to that well-known pro Trump site -- Reuters.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (kBuGL)
I'm sure nothing happened and being on his plane doesn't mean Trump is guilty of anything, but just like we made assumptions about these other people when it was our political enemies, its tough to explain away.
I guess we wait to see if Trump says the pilot is lying?
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:38 PM (ATzjB)
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Concern status:
[x] Noted
[ ] Other than Noted
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Archer
Was that guy Polish? It kind of sounds Polish. But his name has too many vowels to be Polish.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (OalnH)
That's what I always tell the boys when I want to smash.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 30, 2021 04:47 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (hV9ir)
And no mask Jill talking to masked kids pretty much says it all huh?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (KZzsI)
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https://bit.ly/3FYB2JO
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30,
........
and he's walking up the stairs like he's trying not to squish it around too much.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
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Notice the camera is certain not to photo his legs.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (mNhhD)
Please, please let it happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (hV9ir)
Eh, kind of a wash. Christmas decorations with marxist mass murderers or this dime store shitty version? I'll actually take this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: DaisyB at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (Hswbs)
So in my little town, we're having a Winter Market. FU.
Posted by: PJ1 at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (zwDuR)
The Vatican's Nativity Scene a couple of years ago.
Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2021 04:43 PM (193FS)
Last year. I vividly remember it. My daughter was in surgery when I first beheld that atrocity, while sitting in the waiting area. All I could think was "well, at least she's asleep for this photo. It would probably scare her." I'm not even Christian, and that shit offended me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (JtPV8)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (hV9ir)
This guy gets it!
Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: DaisyB at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (Hswbs)
*golfclap*
Also, it is not surprising I read 'Desperately Seeking Susan' reboot and believed it without batting an eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (TZgEk)
++++
Add four zeroes to that.
Minimum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:49 PM (TZgEk)
Not quite - total bill $20M dollars - $19.999M in Biden's pocket with the rest used at the dollar stores for the decorations and for hiring minimum wage day laborers to put them up...
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo
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Day of The White Witch.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (6Xyqy)
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (TZgEk)
>>One triple vaxxed Israeli physician reportedly infected another triple vaxxed physician with the Omicron variant. Both have mild symptoms.
For some reason I'm imagining John Candy and Steve Martin in Bed discussing what is and isn't a pillow.
Or Alternatively....
Everything is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (owdWk)
That's where I've seen those decorations.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 30, 2021 04:42 PM (mf5HN)
The mother was getting remarried, and IIRC in the article they basically said, "yeah, we're raising her as our own" so it wouldn't surprise me if Hunter did give up parental rights.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (wmDcS)
What a disgusting out of touch family.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (GYllL)
TBH, I would discount everything the pilot says, good or bad. After all, he flew for a quarter of a century and never once questioned WTF, or said anything? Nope, followed orders. Where have we heard that?
A pilot is responsible for the well being of every passenger on that plane. So what about those kids? He's obviously derelict in his duties, and therefore not a credible witness.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead
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If Trump wasn't named, would you be saying the pilot was lying and/or not credible about Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, Bill Gates and Prince Andrew being on those flights?
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (ATzjB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (OalnH)
A co-worker of mine said she came home one day and found her husband decorating the house like that. She lived in the country and it was a foggy evening, so she was kind of glad he had put out lights like that. She said it took her a couple more months to realize he had coke problem.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (hV9ir)
DOCTOR Jill is channeling the only elementary school student art project she remembers from Edumacation School.
"Kids, today you'll learn how to make mobiles to hang in your windows at home!"
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (/Nl5q)
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021
***
"Same Auld Lang Syne" by Dan Fogelberg is one I listen to at least once during the season. Partly because I once lived it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (kBuGL)
And Do You Hear What I Hear?
Probably my favorite songs. Especially sung by Carrie Underwood.
https://youtu.be/wLhL0UQwJ8E
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
Unvaccinated travellers over the age of 12 won't be able to board a plane or train in Canada beginning today, and a negative COVID-19 test will no longer serve as a substitute for most people.
https://bit.ly/3I8r7Dh
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It was actually from stored decorations from a few years before. They probably had them made then, and decided, "Nope, too ugly". But then Covid!!!!
and Voila! Out comes the ugly stuff.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:45 PM (kBuGL)
O Come, All Ye Faithful.
That, or Christmas at Ground Zero.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:48 PM (mNhhD)
This made me look up the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen cartoons. I don't think I'll stop grinning this afternoon.
Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biteme at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (BFigT)
Oh please, they're standard issue for Dr. Jildo.
Posted by: MaDuece at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (0dmP2)
And the YELLOW SHOES!!!!
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (AD3JT)
They are really bad.
Posted by: m at November 30, 2021 04:53 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021
***
I've always wanted a scene where a really hot pole dancer is in the front yard, and Santa and the elves are gathered around her, stuffing bills into her G-string.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (txdEq)
And a book about Beau's deployment--as a JAG officer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
Lady YD says DOCTOR Jill in that photo looks like Lydia from Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (JtPV8)
They were bragging that they used like 50 pounds of "royal icing" on the graham cracker White House.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Twitter is changing its standards about photos, probably because they know more "mostly peaceful" protests are on the way.
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (ATzjB)
That, or Christmas at Ground Zero.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 04:52 PM (wmDcS)
The sleigh bells are ringin'
And the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (VarTq)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 04:51 PM (hV9ir)
Who is gonna tell her no?
Posted by: Golfman at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (hOMhY)
My guess is Trump flew on the plane that was otherwise used to fly to the island. If they had evidence of him flying to Pedo Isle (or, rather, the place the boat docked to take people to the island) we'd have heard about this last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (kBuGL)
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Then it would more likely be called Desperately Seeking Susan's New Dick.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (6Xyqy)
Did you guys know they were a good band? They apparently had a lot of good songs.
the actual sessions revamped by Peter Jackson are just the band doodling which may be of interest to boomers.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)
See? The supply chain is fine!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (OalnH)
My wife is 76 and still gets my blood pressure up.
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (/Nl5q)
The moment the Obama's got a few hundred million they started wearing super high end couture.
Same for the Clintons.
For some reason she wants to look like a Rhode Island whore.
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (zwDuR)
The pilot's just as suspect about those, but there are other witnesses for those people.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (ZGrMX)
Just imagine if you were a florist chosen for this special decorating team and 2021 and get presented with the ugly theme of blue plastic circles and red boxes. What a letdown that must have been.
Posted by: PaleRide at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (3cGpq)
Thus, why Carrie Underwood, Bing Crosby, and Josh Groban also make my list...
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (exHjb)
Did you guys know they were a good band? They apparently had a lot of good songs.
the actual sessions revamped by Peter Jackson are just the band doodling which may be of interest to boomers.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (ZZK0E)
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I read that they couldn't go after Yoko since they needed sign-off from all of the band members' estates.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 04:57 PM (6Xyqy)
They were bragging that they used like 50 pounds of "royal icing" on the graham cracker White House.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Buttercream, cocaine, and a dollop of Hunter's jizz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 04:57 PM (VarTq)
My guess is Trump flew on the plane that was otherwise used to fly to the island. If they had evidence of him flying to Pedo Isle (or, rather, the place the boat docked to take people to the island) we'd have heard about this last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, I think it's a nothingburger that the MSM is trying to whip into something. The pilot says *everyone* flew on that plane up and down the east coast. He also swore that he never saw anything illegal or even questionable happen on that plane with anyone as long as he was flying it. (oh yeah, don't know if I believe that, but that's his sworn testimony)
So, the Terrible Story is "Yeah, I saw Trump, and he didn't do anything. And I don't remember exactly when and I don't know where he was going."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 04:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021
***
We resent that!
Posted by: Providence, RI, Whores' Local 86 at November 30, 2021 04:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (zwDuR)
When people show you who they are... believe them.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (TDj17)
Missing? Only his little daughter with the woman who worked for him. Maybe it's really the best for both them in the long run.
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (VQp1G)
He never flew to Pedo island like Clinton and the others.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)
My guess is Trump flew on the plane that was otherwise used to fly to the island. If they had evidence of him flying to Pedo Isle (or, rather, the place the boat docked to take people to the island) we'd have heard about this last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
It would have come out in 2016.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (vMCab)
Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
I'd like an explanation as to why they're burning wood in the fireplace. Haven't they heard of GLOBAL WARMING? We're not allowed to burn it to keep warm, but they're allowed to do it strictly for aesthetic reasons? Fuck off Bidens.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Fowchy Fowchborn at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021
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Buttercream, cocaine, and a dollop of Hunter's jizz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021
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Somehow, I'm not hungry any more
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (HgGBT)
Yeah well Jan 6 was the potential start of something major among the population and it threatened people that "matter" to the elites. What's a bunch of dancing grannies in a white supremacist parade?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (/VWLE)
Is that what they call it now?
Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (FVME7)
The WORST taste... after mooch.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (exHjb)
Michael Buble (accent mark omitted) is also good for Christmas music.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (TDj17)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB8)
There's a discussion shown where Harrison and McCartney talk about how it's weird that Lennon brings Yoko with him every day when none of the other 3 are constantly escorted by their womenfolk. Also, there's several minutes of Yoko making mouth noises, which doesn't leave you thinking anything good about her.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 04:50 PM (kBuGL)
Speaking of trashy aging broads, have you seen Madonna lately? Yeesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)
And why isn't there $50 Billion in any of Joe's multi-zillion dollar Plans for teaching coal miners and oil field workers to code? What happened to that? Outlived it's usefulness as a panacea sound bite, I suppose. (Along with another Democrat slogan from 10 years ago, "We need a 21st Century Education System!")
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (AMIL/)
I want to see celebrity autographs.
The pilot's testimony should be the basis for necking down the list of people to investigate - provided just being on the plane was a crime.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It's a fair point, but then again, how did the richest man on Earth (Bill Gates) get away with it for so long? Seems like his own wife didn't know and most people are speculating the recent revelations are why they divorced.
For the record, I don't think Trump engaged in the bad shit and I'm always skeptical of anything involving Trump accusations.
But if Trump doesn't deny he was on those flights, that's going to be hard to explain away in a campaign.
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (ATzjB)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (wAnMi)
Where does she get stocking that fit those toothpick legs?
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (zwDuR)
.......
Stick to your strengths.
Go with what you know.
etc.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 04:56 PM (/Nl5q)
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Whether consciously or not, I figure it's her way of telling the rest of the world that she's still sleeping with Hunter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (6Xyqy)
IIRC, the song was written during the Cuban Missle Crisis, which is why the line "Pray for peace, people everywhere" is there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (Xrfse)
Did you guys know they were a good band? They apparently had a lot of good songs.
I'm not the biggest Beatles fan, but I like them and respect what they did. But even though I think The White Album is WAY over-rated, is bashing the Beatles a thing now?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (TDj17)
Yeah, see, his stuff I can't get into...not sure why...
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 04:32 PM (mNhhD)
I love that commercial too. But it is at least 25 years old. It's on the vhs recording my family has of national lampoons christmas vacation from 1995. Along with a Michael Jordan Rayovac battery commercial.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021
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Buttercream, cocaine, and a dollop of Hunter's jizz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021
Keeps the bugs away.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (wAnMi)
Nice Dollar Store Christmas ya got going there.
Everything cost $0.99 or less.
Did the Big Guy get his buck twenty-five?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (OMayC)
Just as silent and memory holed as the Las Vegas Massacre.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (rfXDH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 04:30 PM (OalnH)
My wife is 76 and still gets my blood pressure up.
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (AmoqO)
********
Dolly is 75.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (ATzjB)
I think he was on that plane, and so what? It flew a lot of places besides The Island, and it wasn't illegal for anyone to be on it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (exHjb)
I also like Rat Pack Christmas music, so I get that I'm a weirdo.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (TDj17)
I wouldn't say the pilot is not credible or lying. I'd say the media who is giving us third hand what he said in testimony is not credible and lies. Constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:02 PM (OalnH)
celebrating the Birth of Our Savior SpongeBob.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (Do5/p)
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You just know she's a dominatrix and has a dungeon; probably goes by the nic Lady Leather.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (6Xyqy)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)
Wood in the White House? I wish! I remember back in the day, when Corn Pop's sister Porn Pop, came up to me at the pool, and I reached for my chain, but accidentally grabbed my...well anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah! Wood! One time, this Tara Reade girl, a little old for me, but anyway...
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (ZZK0E)
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What, no love for Christie Brinkley??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (OalnH)
Government office +.
Posted by: Dolores Soss at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (VQp1G)
Its just a reaction to boomers acting like the Beatles were Mozart x Beethoven x Bach cubed. They were a pop band with some good songs, stop acting like they invented music.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
https://bit.ly/2ZF8BkF
NSFW
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Apparently, it is. Or so Poso claimed yesterday. I'm not a huge beatles fan either, and the White Album is not very good compared to their discography, but whatevs. I guess Gen X hates them to pieces. The gen that thinks shit is funny because it's not funny. Go with that.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (YqDXo)
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She's not GenX. Solid boomer.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Bagged Hammers Local 32 President at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (Xrfse)
I am definitely a fan. I find the White album to be hit or miss. A very self-indulgent piece. There are some gems and some let downs.
Sgt Pepper is the over-rated one, IMHO. I would rather listen to Revolver twice and skip it.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (UnQlg)
It's a low effort way to virtue signal that you're edgy and dark.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)
It is over at Insty. I think it's a combination of "OK, Boomer" dismissal and smacking Special Ed around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (2JVJo)
Newport or Woonsocket?
Posted by: Fowchy Fowchborn at November 30, 2021 04:58 PM (UnQlg)
Its definitely Woonsocket.
Posted by: J at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (WCj2t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 30, 2021 05:03 PM (Do5/p)
Howard Stern said something similar.
Neurotic people have too much to say over the rest of us.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (ySQBZ)
Never Right Kramer thinks we live in Australia.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (GYllL)
Nat King Cole remains my favorite.
Posted by: PabloD at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (B8gcu)
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (ATzjB)
"Those flights"? Did the pilot testify to one flight or more?
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
Marx
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (ySQBZ)
My guess is Trump flew on the plane that was otherwise used to fly to the island. If they had evidence of him flying to Pedo Isle (or, rather, the place the boat docked to take people to the island) we'd have heard about this last year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
The LIVs are assured Billy Jeff Clinton flew on the Epstein plane for totally innocent reasons, and told that Trump flew on it totally to get to Pedo Island for Pedo action. Both without a nano-particle of proof, of course.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (2JoB8)
Trump said years ago that he took one flight on Epstein's plane when his plane was down for service or something. He got a ride from Fl back to NY. This is before he knew what Epstein was doing.
Is there any evidence he took another flight?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (ZLI7S)
I mean, that's like the Kaboom of Christmas music.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (eiiur)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (YYlyE)
Not sure why you think anyone wants to see that. I don't.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Big Spurkey at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (Tnijr)
Not true. I'm Gen X and I love them and most of the other 60s rock canon (but I prefer Revolver and Abbey Road to the White Album). Kurt Cobain, allegedly the voice of Gen X, had obvious Beatles lifts in several of his songs and said repeatedly that he loved them.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 05:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (OalnH)
That kinda thing... wears on you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Pretty much.
I think it's a woke-connected phenom ie. tearing down the past so the lame-ass music currently on the charts doesn't look so lame-ass.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: x at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (oA+QO)
Sgt Pepper is the over-rated one, IMHO. I would rather listen to Revolver twice and skip it.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (UnQlg)
Revolver and Rubber Soul.
Hell, I even like Let it Be more than the White Album--probably because no one ever calls it "the greatest album ever made."
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)
i don't think Gen X hates the beatles. Some Gen X does because maybe they see the beatles as their parents' music or older siblings' music.
the white album is hard to rate. it has a lot of good songs but it's so excessive and has a lot of clunkers and fillers so as an album i feel like rating it lower. but it really does have a lot of great songs. maybe it shouldn't matter what "the gestalt of the album" is.
Posted by: ace chanting the Charm of Making to Hellen Mirren at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
I should hope they did. McCartney has stated that song was his white attempt to mimic classic Motown, so an actual Motown act should sound a lot better on it.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 05:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ace chanting the Charm of Making to Hellen Mirren at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (TKPs3)
He never flew to Pedo island like Clinton and the others.
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That there are searchable flight logs for online.
And Trump permanently banned Epstein from Mar A Lago when he began trying to recruit young girls working there at summer jobs [I think one was a full-time janitor's daughter for example].
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (UHVv4)
Yeah, John Lennon ate his bullets years before I was even born, and I'm no spring chicken. It's time to Give. It. A. Rest.
They've been coming out with one of these "Let's celebrate this old-timey British boy band" extravaganzas every few years for my whole life. G-d help us - when I'm shuffling off this mortal coil, I suppose there'll be some miniseries about how One Direction Was The Musical Zeitgeist That Defined My Generation on the TV at the hospice where a North African orderly is murdering me for my watch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (JtPV8)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM (ySQBZ)
Round-heeled bimbos.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 05:08 PM (Ez6QX)
The problem is the music of the last 20 - 30 years sucks. Unless you think rap is great music in which case your taste in music sucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
IIRC, the song was written during the Cuban Missle Crisis, which is why the line "Pray for peace, people everywhere" is there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 05:01 PM (2JVJo)
Which ok. But "On earth peace, goodwill toward men." So it's not some bizarre non-Christian idea.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (eiiur)
Do you have to drop your drawers and shit on the discussion every fucking chance you get?
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ian S."
The only problem is you have to watch the Sgt Pepper movie to see it.
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (Tnijr)
Part of the kink.
Ask me how I know and follow me on Twatter for more decorating ideas.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biteme at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (BFigT)
The bulk of their output was from 64 to 70, 6 years, and they weren't even in their 30s when they broke up.
Some years they put out 5 albums.
Tool puts out an album every ten years and if a modern artist can fart out a couple of tracks per year that's considered prolific.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (Ls9Kq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (OalnH)
PSA: Don't walk your dog near Pitts. Carry a gun or at least a serious pocket knife in case of dog attack. Just because a dog has a collar and leash on, doesn't mean they're not vicious killers.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (YYlyE)
If he was ordered to pay child support, and I believe he was in a pretty substantial monthly amount, he has not relinquished his parental rights.
The Stripper Baby Momma would be stupid to let that occur. She will get 18 years of child support from Crack Head. And he should have to pay.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (haWye)
I doubt it. Nobody was as good at making hollow, cheezy idols like the Boomers. James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Jack Kennedy, The Beatles, the list goes on and on. They celebrated the pretty good as THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME more than any other generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
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Thank you. If I have to hear an explanation of why the Beatles are so great one more time, I swear I'll cut a bish.
It's just what a generation grew up listening to. People make a connection with music at a certain age - that's it.
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (zwDuR)
So you get wet over Nickleback?
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (rfXDH)
You didn't have to live through it, but it helps if you have perspective.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (hQVBP)
And Joe Cocker did a much improved rendition of "A little help from my friends".
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's a ridiculous thing to say. SOME music from the past 30 years sucks. Some is great. Just like the 60s and 70s, which produced metric tonnes of shit along with the Beatles and Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (OalnH)
They wouldn't acknowledge it probably, but nothing is accidental at that level with the left. Nothing is just because it's pretty.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (zXYeM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:09 PM (OalnH)
Yep and I don't think all the music written in the past 30 years is crap either. And I appreciate the classics. Those classic composers were geniuses.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (o2MD2)
When he did, the receptionist answered, "Capitol Records, home of the Beatles!"
Cole slammed the receiver down so hard he broke it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (2JVJo)
I liked 80s and early 90s rap. I like almost no rap after that (the first two Eminem albums are pretty good if you can get past the part where he's an actual psychopath, and I'll always love that he rhymed something with "Marty Schottenheimer").
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 30, 2021 04:59 PM (/VWLE)
I just put mine out (2 days late) but without the Baby Jesus and 3 Kings, since they haven't arrived yet.
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 30, 2021 05:11 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:04 PM (OalnH)
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I know, but consider it in light of Tim's comment:
well, we Gen-X'rs are going to be fit and sexy at 70 if the current form is any indication. You see Elizabeth Hurley and such. Our nursing homes are going to be a whole lot sexier.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 04:29 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
Let it Be, Yesterday, I Want to Hold Your Hand - all great songs, but all pop stuff.
I Am the Walrus, and that sort of stuff? Yikes. AC/DC, the Stones, Skynyrd, Led Zep were all way better at rock.
Posted by: Wally at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
The Boomers didn't make these people icons, they were made icons by earlier generations
And The Beatles, Stones Dylan, Hendrix etc were NOT BOOMERS themselves.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 05:12 PM (GYllL)
No, it's not. Music before video was actual music. Concerts were events and nobody gave a shit about boy bands or looks, they cared about the music.
Music got corporate just like everything and got packaged and processed and is as disposable as toilet paper. The music you are sick of came from a golden era of music when it was the music that was important. Those days are long gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 30, 2021 05:13 PM (wb66H)
That doesn't mean there's nothing good coming out now, it just means... if you lived back then you know what I mean. It was great music everywhere. Now you have to go mining for it like you're trying to find a few flakes of color in a freezing Alaskan creek.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 05:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Imagine being one of her 25-year-old boy toys and waking up and seeing her close up in the morning light.
Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (HgGBT)
It's just what a generation grew up listening to. People make a connection with music at a certain age - that's it.
Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (zwDuR)
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But dude, the intricacies between the genius of John combined with the super genius of Paul is like genius cubed.
You're exactly right. Whatever music you were listening to when you were 15-20 is the greatest music ever. Boomers were 15-20 when the Beatles and Rolling Stones were big. Hence they are the best musicians ever. It was a timing thing, nothing more.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (OalnH)
They are not creators. They steal, mutate, mutilate, copy and mirror-- but not create.
Never ever accept their lies that they are the creative, artistic ones.
Posted by: Lrrr at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (FVME7)
Also someone here mentioned that the reason millennials are f*cked up is because there are no sweet love songs any more. There are love songs, sure, but no love ballads. No "I can't fight this feeling any longer" sappy stuff.
That was an outstanding observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (zXYeM)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2021 05:14 PM (x6Ces)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:15 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2021 05:15 PM (Tnijr)
Subjective to be sure but Melinda's is far superior to me.
(guessing on the status of N-M/Nordy's thing, not my daytime gig so to speak)
Posted by: I still can't thing of anything at November 30, 2021 05:15 PM (vhjGk)
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LOL. Good thing music wasn't corporate in the olden days. It was all purely for the art and records companies didn't make a dime. Come on dude.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:15 PM (OalnH)
Is there any evidence he took another flight?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Here's an article on it:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd877cm
"While under oath during the Ghislaine Maxwell trial on Tuesday, pilot Larry Visoski Jr. was asked to describe his experience, to which he said "I certainly remember President Trump, but not many people associated with him," adding that he also flew Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, violinist Itzhak Perlman, former Senator John Glenn and Prince Andrew. He said that while he was tasked with 'cleaning up' after one of Clinton's flights, he 'never saw any sexual activity' on the plane."
Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 05:15 PM (ATzjB)
Music got corporate just like everything and got packaged and processed and is as disposable as toilet paper.
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There was a really interesting article a couple of years ago about how the vast majority of hit songs come out of an office complex where people are paid to come up with catchy, trendy hit songs.
It literally works that way. It's not a joke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 05:16 PM (zXYeM)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2021 05:17 PM (arJlL)
Music got corporate just like everything and got packaged and processed and is as disposable as toilet paper. The music you are sick of came from a golden era of music when it was the music that was important. Those days are long gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:13 PM (ZLI7S)
I trust this is sarcastic. Or just a failing memory. But I still remember Bobby Sherman. And David Cassidy. And Shaun Cassidy. And Leif Garrett...and the porno chick who "sang" More!More!More!
Posted by: Wally at November 30, 2021 05:17 PM (FJYfm)
There's about 600 factual errors and she looks old as fuck plus.....acting is ......ugh
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:17 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2021 05:18 PM (arJlL)
But, basically the same people wh0o don't want to give the Beatles their due are the same kind of lame-asses who see Citizen Kane or 2001: A Space Odyssey or even Star Wars f'rcrysakes, and say "Uhhhhh I don't see what the big deal is."
Of course not cuz all the movies you've seen (or songs you've heard) built on their backs. They took what the Beatle or Wells pioneered and used it in their music, so of course 20 years down the line it sounds like (or sees like) what you already know.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 05:18 PM (OMayC)
Ok, so he remembered flying Trump. As I said, Trump said years ago that he hitched one ride with Epstein on his plane from FL to NY when Trump's plane was unavailable. I really don't see anything in that statement that counters that.
I grew up around NYC and Trump was ubiquitous. He was a media star in a good way, the media loved him and his picture ran in the NY tabloids on a weekly basis at least. I sure as hell would have remembered seeing him on a flight if I was the pilot.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
You didn't have to live through it, but it helps if you have perspective.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2021 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)
Very true. The Ramones, Blondie and the like seemed so radical at the time but it was in contrast to how self-indulgent rock had become (7 minute guitar solos and such).
Posted by: DaisyB at November 30, 2021 05:22 PM (Hswbs)
Yea, I don't know to many people who long for the music of Bobby Sherman or David Cassidy.
But you make a good point. That's when music started to go down hill. Hell, the Partridge Family was a corporate makeover of the family band The Cowsills.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 05:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:22 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 05:05 PM
Hitler and Marx were ahead of my time, maybe Fauci. But would I be willing to go to heck for it?
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2021 05:23 PM (0OP+5)
That's why people roll their eyes about yet another Beatles movie. It's not that the band wasn't good, it's just that it's time to move on.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - OMG Omicron!! at November 30, 2021 05:24 PM (OalnH)
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considering the only people who died on 1/6 were normies at the hands of DC-GItMO cops...
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 05:27 PM (ZZK0E)
It's amazing that no one just tells her. The staff has gotta be exchanging glances behind her back.
Posted by: West at November 30, 2021 05:29 PM (QY+6a)
As I get older, I find the Rolling Stones stuff to be very impressive and that boomer music predated me.
Of course, Gen X made great music across all spectrums of music.
the new shit these days is a bit fucking sucks. But there's talent everywhere and who knows what will shine through in years to come
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 05:29 PM (ZZK0E)
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oh damn, whoa. arrooooga.
not.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 05:31 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 05:32 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 30, 2021 05:36 PM (vN+oL)
There's about 600 factual errors and she looks old as fuck plus.....acting is ......ugh
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 05:17 PM
I'd still stuff her stocking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2021 05:56 PM (cOXDn)
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Posted by: Brisco County Sr at November 30, 2021 06:22 PM (Y0wT4)
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Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 30, 2021 06:48 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2021 07:20 PM (OU+8W)
My first Christmas song I heard was, "The weather outside is frightful."
Posted by: obsidian at November 30, 2021 07:42 PM (iRW+p)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (fBtlL)
Posted by: x at November 30, 2021 10:49 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: x at November 30, 2021 10:49 PM (oA+QO)
Maybe so. There's something weird and truncated about her right hand, as if "bad photoshop."
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
What with him being the Reason for the Season and all.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2021 02:40 AM (Zsfob)
Seriously for all the superficial refinement, Dr Rasputina simply has bad taste, is unimaginative and frankly lazy.
She' an upper class version of trailer trash
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