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Quick Hits, And Some Silliness
[Hat Tip: nurse ratched]
- The Beachboys: Wouldn't It Be Nice
- The Foundations build me up buttercup
- CNN host Chris Cuomo used his media sources to find out info on brother Andrew's accusers, records show
- After media maelstrom, Florida COVID rates now lowest per capita nationally
- Canada taps strategic supply of maple syrup to counteract severe global shortage
- Sorry about the Twitter link, but this is nuts!
- Tring Shoe Repair & Key Shop Trust me...it's great!
[Hat Tip: JT] And one more....
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (vted1)
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 05:16 PM (F9322)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 05:17 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:18 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (Ls/45)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (Z/38I)
You need nothing other than that song to know that Lou Reed sucks donkey balls.
Like Randy Newman after a 3 week heroin binge.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (CYnTg)
___
Its stuff the media is allowed to do, like LEOs searching on people they have a beef with. Right there in the 1st amendment, Journalist addition.
Posted by: The CNN Fredo at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (F9322)
What is Cookie Monster doing??
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM -
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Looks like he's Bidening.
Posted by: irright at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (Ti+Tv)
Yes, but, (sputter), ummm, DESANTIS!!! NAZI!!! KILLS BABIES AND GRANDMAS!!!
Posted by: The MFM at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (mbFEM)
And should we have a styleguide edit to henceforth refer to her as 'ima/little/tea/pot'
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:22 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (e1mwr)
Another day and another fake-trending hast tag on twitter created by bots to further divide the country:
#whitepeopleoverstepping
As much of an alt-left sewer twitter is, these fraudulently generated hash tags are achieving diminishing returns with each iteration. Even the twitter rats are saying "enough."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (SBfEg)
Of course, the "job accommodation" officer is dragging her feet on this. I'm putting this on the basis of my actual physical and mental health, and have used the buzz words "discrimination" and "illegal." Anything else I can try?
Maybe I'll be retiring sooner than I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:22 PM (IJES/)
Your pronouns are gonna be breakfast/lunch/dinner for the Ravages.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (Z/38I)
These things sail over my head, but the internet claims that this was to poke fun at a character's accent, since the normal British pronunciation would have been "nyood".
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (sGnvY)
We have one of our Mazda cars in the shop. When we dropped it off at the dealer on Sunday evening, the dealerships' (Chevy and Mazda) lots were quite bare of new cars -- maybe 15% full. Repair scheduler said they actually are doing better than 80% of the dealers in the state on the new car inventory front. Thanks, SloJoe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: The CNN Fredo at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (F9322)
While working in Boston a story broke that a RMV (Registry of Motor Vehicles) customer service rep at HQ was getting paid by a private detective for personal information.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 05:21 PM (Ti+Tv)
Don't go knocking Orson Welles' cash cow.
Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)
The mention of Grover Cleveland this morning reminded me of Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch.
I don't know why, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (nxdel)
Just added it....
Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:25 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:25 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (CYnTg)
........
Never did trust them after they ate all the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 05:25 PM (v0R5T)
"It's like we discovered a planet by calculating the orbit and predicting where it will be in the night sky and this guy points the telescope at it and, sure enough, there it is.
This is what it means for the riots to be done by USG - all the organizing and $ through cutouts
https://tinyurl.com/yckmydku
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: i can feel it coming in the air tonight at November 29, 2021 05:26 PM (awhG8)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 29, 2021 05:26 PM (SBfEg)
I'm waiting on a new heating cushion for my wife's Explorer. No ETA.
My Colorado needs a transmission flush and brake pads along with tire rotation and oil change. Appointments for this routine shit are next year.
I'm about ready to get a horse and buggy and identify as Amish.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 05:26 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: i can feel it coming in the air tonight at November 29, 2021 05:26 PM (awhG8)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:26 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Midrats at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Maybe I'll be retiring sooner than I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Does adding 'age' to 'discrimination' add anything to what you have already done? I got a lot of mileage out of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (e1mwr)
It is the daily "Two Minutes of (social media) Hate."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:20 PM (CYnTg)
........
Never did trust them after they ate all the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 05:25 PM (v0R5T)
Walk the dinosaur
https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk
Posted by: Was (Not Was) at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 05:28 PM (poMoX)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 05:28 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 05:28 PM (poMoX)
Well, if you see it, you can't unsee it.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (mbFEM)
Looking out the upstairs window. On the horizon, the chaos of turbulence and destruction. Wails of terror are faintly heard. It is approaching. Omicron.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (/U27+)
#whitepeopleoverstepping
As much of an alt-left sewer twitter is, these fraudulently generated hash tags are achieving diminishing returns with each iteration. Even the twitter rats are saying "enough."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (SBfEg)
#10 currently on Twitter's Trending rankings, with a whopping 2,206 tweets.
Bob Stoops is #16, with 14k tweets, Melania is #19 with 22.4k tweets. and some soccer goalie is #25 with over 40k tweets.
It's both hilarious and pathetic at the same time.
Posted by: Wally at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (nxdel)
Just added it....
Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (Q9lwr)
from Goodfellas? I need to check the original and the cover. BTW, huge Beach Boys fan. Reagan and me on one side, James Watt on the other.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (e1mwr)
Iggy Pop - Repo Man
Josh Homme (aka Carlo von Sexron) nearly takes a dive at 4:23
https://youtu.be/s_dYDwCdz_U
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (ZSK0i)
"Roast Hobo and Cheap Vodka: An Ewok's Thanksgiving"?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (BOG6D)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (nxdel)
A Blogger, A Queef, Jonah's Wife and Her Lover
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (Lrwak)
Do not see the Cookie Monster, but didn't look very carefully. It's an odd sort of icon anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Look for its eyes atop her head.
Neck baby is more disturbing ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (BOG6D)
So your chocolate rations have increased from 25g to 20g?
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:31 PM (mbFEM)
Twitter is Weaponized Influence.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 05:31 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: free tibet
So your chocolate rations have increased from 25g to 20g?
Posted by: blaster
If Joe only knew!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 05:31 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (my0dy)
There's a Honda dealership I drive past frequently in town - when I went by a couple of weeks ago it took a few seconds to register the entire lot appeared empty. For a second, I thought they'd closed up. But there were a few cars right up next to the building/showroom. Now, there's a few more, but not many. The Ford Store across the street doesn't seem to have quite the same problem.
It's pretty cool though when I check Autotrader and the same car I bought in April 2020 now with higher mileage is $10k more on average. Lexus keeps sending me emails they'll give me 110% of the blue book value. Gee, swell. So then I get to spend 110% for a replacement?
Besides, that means my car increased 40%, and the mileage I put on was free. Not bad.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (wAnMi)
Maybe I'll be retiring sooner than I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 05:23 PM (txdEq)
The Paolo says "your boss is, how you say? a corporate suckup."
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (Q9lwr)
These things sail over my head, but the internet claims that this was to poke fun at a character's accent, since the normal British pronunciation would have been "nyood".
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 05:24 PM (sGnvY)
Evelyn Waugh did something like this in his Sword of Honour trilogy. He has a character named Lieutenant Padfield, an American, who is known as "The Loot" to all his British acquaintances as a gentle joke on the difference of pronunciation of the rank.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (dfRN6)
#whitepeopleoverstepping
What does that even mean? Overstepping dead bodies laid low in the 'hoods where black lives clearly do not matter?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:29 PM (mbFEM)
I guess I'll have to go with unseeing it. I'll have to go look for Big Bird in a St George Icon, I guess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (poMoX)
So what were the circumstances behind Grover Cleveland's 2nd non-consecutive term?
Did he lose reelection and run again? Did the people miss Grover after 4 years?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Labor Board.
ADA discrimination.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (huCvK)
We went to Ace Hardware (gotta support the boss you know) and picked up those little color swatch sheets and put them up on the door in the sun, removing the ones that were wrong until we got it down to one. The winning color? "Blue." Yep, that's the official name of the color blue we picked.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:34 PM (mbFEM)
Neck baby is more disturbing ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:30 PM (my0dy)
Yeah, that's more messed up than Quato.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)
How many times would you have hit your stumb or stitched through your hand?
Posted by: Idahonian at November 29, 2021 05:34 PM (FpvLM)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (FcPY7)
But look closer, Cookie is, in turn, being eaten by the Alien Omicron just above him, the one-handed deliverer they call Megakong.
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (Lrwak)
Did he lose reelection and run again? Did the people miss Grover after 4 years?
Yes, he lost to Benjamin Harrison in '88, then ran against him again in '92 and beat him. Grover ran for the office three times in a row.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (e1mwr)
Is it as pathetic as those full-page NYT ads put out by Portland to convince tourists it's safe?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (Lrwak)
I knew this would lure you out of your basement...listening to shitty music that only croc-wearing effete Westhchester snobs like....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (Q9lwr)
Early tranny pron? No thank you!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (AmoqO)
What does that even mean?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
It's a good question.
Some of these fake-generated hash tags are so well-crafted they can mean whatever the reader prefers.
It's obviously aimed at black racists and white racist progressives. It literally "triggers" all the previously-learned buzzwords such as "privilege" and "problematic."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (Xrfse)
Currently Spinning :
Bad Brains - Rock For Light
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=L50IzTyTfNg
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (Lrwak)
I visited a friend on the Villanova campus one night. When I got back to my car all my Crosby, Stills Nash, Santana, and Velvet Underground 8 track tapes and my player were gone.
Sadly, the 'chick music' of Carol King and Carly Simon were left on the seat.
It was tough as nails to get VU back in those days and I never was able to replace them.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 29, 2021 05:39 PM (IKy84)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 05:39 PM (ju2Fy)
Omnicron
Omnipoticron
This will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 05:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (Utipw)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM (Q9lwr)
He did the first jazzed up National Anthem I ever heard. He did it well though. He has a great voice.
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (AmoqO)
Besides, that means my car increased 40%, and the mileage I put on was free. Not bad.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:32 PM
Same here, my 2015 Tacoma is worth $5,200 more in trade in than I paid for it 5 years and 55,000 miles ago.
Something is broken.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (vuisn)
Okay - so, is this an old "cure is worse than the disease" headline?
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (5iUNf)
Yes, he lost to Benjamin Harrison in '88, then ran against him again in '92 and beat him. Grover ran for the office three times in a row.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Interesting.
And we had two Harrisons. It's kinda like the Bushes, but 100 years earlier.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:37 PM (OaZlZ)
Fauci is the Geek Judge Dredd.
I AM THE SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 05:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (IKy84)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (Utipw)
I hate fucking Grover.
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (sAmhv)
This will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 05:39 PM (4I/2K)
If a total loss of 'give a shit' is a sympton, i may already have a severe case.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (IJES/)
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my..........other handle?
good heavens I'm a sugar bowl
Posted by: Dr Dempsy at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (a94gW)
The winning color? "Blue." Yep, that's the official name of the color blue we picked.
Posted by: blaster
It's never that simple. Not anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (P9T5R)
Bad Brains - Rock For Light
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=L50IzTyTfNg
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (Lrwak)
You are partially redeemed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)
Grover wants you to quit, too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (dQvv7)
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I went back to Ohio, and my *city* was gone!
Posted by: Tall-taler Chrissie Hynde at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 05:19 PM (Z/38I)
Nom-nom-noming on Mary and baby Jesus.
Foreshadowing, in a way, I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (P9T5R)
Grover Cleveland's portrait was on the U.S. $1000 bill of series 1928 and series 1934.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (vuisn)
Omnicron
Omnipoticron
"Omni Cromm" is the movie where Conan doesn't know who the fuck to worship.
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (5iUNf)
Sadly, the 'chick music' of Carol King and Carly Simon were left on the seat."
And that's the story you're sticking with?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Dr Dempsy at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (a94gW)
But what if you identify as a gravy boat?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (IJES/)
The new ORG / Bad Brains Records re-issues are fantastic.
Amazing that they are getting this kind of treatment.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (my0dy)
Mine will be on the $3 bill, once Reggie and I make our announcement.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 05:42 PM (p6tlQ)
This guy gets it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (Q9lwr)
the dealership is begging me to sell them my old disco
I mean it's at "here's another grand for something tiny that broke" stage! and they still want it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (j9HX3)
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That'll shut up the media. Finally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:44 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
"Sued in her personal capacity...."
That means *she* pays, not the company.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:44 PM (KAi1n)
Lou Reed, Trainspotting, 'Perfect Day'. Just the ultimate song for the movie.
Of course it's a little tough to determine if he's pro or anti drugs. My vote is anti. YMMV
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:44 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (e1mwr)
Lol, perfection. Like, OmiCRON is soooo not so deadly!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (FJYfm)
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You mean, you, Reggie, and Mayor Buttplug, don't you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (YqDXo)
I mean it's at "here's another grand for something tiny that broke" stage! and they still want it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 05:43 PM (j9HX3)
Yes. They want your tradein. On a new $100k vehicle!
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (mbFEM)
Or was that another feller?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (Tnijr)
The only way the Scranton Moron spent a lot of time walking the aisles of a Wal-Mart was to sniff women's hair. And to hang around in Girl's Clothing telling passing young girls he'd like to have them try on clothes he's picked out for them. Clothes he says will make them look all grown up.
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (AMIL/)
He might be eyeing the sheep..
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:46 PM (OaZlZ)
"Sadly, the 'chick music' of Carol King and Carly Simon were left on the seat."
Count your blessings - they could have been left on fire on the seat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:46 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (Q9lwr)
Rock N' Roll Animal is one of the all time great live albums. Who else could build excitement by not walking out on stage for 3 minutes on an LP?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 05:46 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (DB16e)
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"... completely the wrong direction ..."
Translation: he's moving away from communism, not towards it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (NazZr)
Or was that another feller?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
No, it was him.
When she bent over, Grover drove her ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (mbFEM)
50 or 60K for an F-150? I remember when a legit Jag was $30K and to us that was absurd.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (e1mwr)
Ace was sacked.
We get a New Ace tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (e1mwr)
Iconic
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (P9T5R)
Lou Rawls National Anthem > https://tinyurl.com/53y5h2nb
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (AmoqO)
He did the first jazzed up National Anthem I ever heard. He did it well though. He has a great voice.
Posted by: Javems
Here's the Mel Torme version:
https://youtu.be/bYUrc2gapf0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (my0dy)
Or was that another feller?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (dfRN6)
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Sounds like the Bidens to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (p6tlQ)
My old Navigator is nickel-and-diming me to death. I do all the work on it, which is good...but I'm sick of crawling under it.
One or more Injector is shitting the bed, I suspect. $50/each, hidden under the intake.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 05:49 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at November 29, 2021 05:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (vuisn)
Come to Portland, Strip Bars and totally safe street drug transactions!
We Have Trees!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:49 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:49 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:35 PM (e1mwr)
Iconic
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (P9T5R)
Don't ya think?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 29, 2021 05:49 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: garrett
Lou Reed was an abusive heroin addict.
My wife brushed up against some of his "people" on at least one occasion. His tour manager at one time was a woman, and he propositioned her, very pointedly, to have sex with him
When she refused, he fired her on the the spot, and she had to find her own way home from where the tour was at the time.
Nice guys, meet them everywhere.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2021 05:47 PM (NazZr)
Yes. We're transitioning to the seventh Dread Pirate Ace as we speak.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (6FeV1)
Well you ruled out all the gay car stereo thieves int the area.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Good day though. Got to drive a nice couple who were avid gunnies, from Galveston to Hobby Airport. Joe Biteum did not have a good ride, I must say. Horde or not, they were of our Tribe.
We're evvvverywhere!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (QzJWU)
well, sure. of course I'm not doing that. mine is old so still not fully electronically-deranged like the new ones!!! I can even do some stuff to her myself!
it's a good year supposedly. honestly, I shudder to say this, but no real problems with her. she's a tank. (knocks on a whole tree of wood)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (j9HX3)
Lou Reed, Trainspotting, 'Perfect Day'. Just the ultimate song for the movie.
Of course it's a little tough to determine if he's pro or anti drugs. My vote is anti. YMMV
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
Anti. Even back in his VU days. Heroin is hardly a happy, joyful song about using it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (vcOmj)
@Traitor Joe, what about your Frampton Comes Alive 8-track? You know you had one.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM
Never. I had - at that time - the ultimate 8 track system with four channel sound. Santana, Billy Paul (War of the Gods), and just a handful of others were made. I thought it was funny the thieves left the chick music behind. I guess I should have mentioned that to the police and insurance company.
"They left Carly Simon behind?," said Office Smith. "Thanks, that's the one clue we've been waiting for."
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (e1mwr)
Zombie Samuel P. Chase called, says "Grover's a piker!"
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (5iUNf)
Juicy SMeltit case.
Fla. low covid.
The media must be losing what's left of their pea brains avoiding these stories.
I guess we'll get more "inflation is good" and "nothing Biden can do about it" fluff.
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 29, 2021 05:52 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer "
I got a cheap set of ignition coils off ebey for about $60 for my F-150 and man what a difference. I should have replaced them a long time ago. At that price you could replace them every time you do the plugs.
I thought it might have been an injector problem but not anymore.
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 05:52 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:53 PM (CYnTg)
What's astounding... and fairly new, is the dearth of regular parts for them now.
I'm sending a harmonic balance for a '98 Topkick to California to have it redone, cause they're ain't none. No wrecks (who totals a truck, I guess).
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 05:53 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 05:36 PM (vuisn)
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"Visit beautiful, scenic, historic Mogadishu!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)
If all his Bette Midler tapes and "Show Tunes of 50's and 60's" were left, guess who's the gay guy then?
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 05:54 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 05:54 PM (p6tlQ)
Frank Zeppa appeals to an elite audience.
Yoko appeals to a special audience.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 05:54 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:45 PM (bDqIh)
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Gnarly dude! OmiCRON is like soooo bitchin!
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 29, 2021 05:54 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:50 PM (Lrwak)
Do me! Do me!
Posted by: Robert Reed at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 29, 2021 05:52 PM (DB16e)
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They need to get their stories straight. If inflation is good, then Biden is responsible. If it's bad, then he had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (YqDXo)
I got a cheap set of ignition coils off ebey for about $60 for my F-150 and man what a difference. I should have replaced them a long time ago. At that price you could replace them every time you do the plugs.
Posted by: f'd
Lucky for you. Most of the time, those cheap coils will misfire and throw a code. Ford computers like Motorcraft parts. It's like they know.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (Lrwak)
CRRRRRONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (my0dy)
Posted by: steevy
Of course she is. These people. It's just one big incestuous family.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 05:38 PM (dQvv7)
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In exchange?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (YqDXo)
The guy stuck with Bette Midler and show tunes.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
AC Reed is good, Jerry Reed is a fantastic player. Not sure you can compare them (any of the 3) because they are completely different genres.
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 05:57 PM (I9jxh)
Both true.
AC is a lot more fun in concert though.
"I'm AC Reed and I'm Full o' Shit!" Guy kills it in a club.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:57 PM (Lrwak)
We get a New Ace tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett
Same as the Old Ace.
Won't get fooled again
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
It was a New Ace yesterday but it's an Old Ace now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 05:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: leber at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (NdqLH)
Ace was sacked.
We get a New Ace tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (Lrwak)
Ace identifies as an Ewok, which is under 5.5' tall. He is adjusting to his new pronouns, ima/little/tea/pot, as outlined in the post under the cookie monster image.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:55 PM (Lrwak)
And an out and proud yid who was happy to tell anti-Semites to fuck off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: f'd
Heh.They were probably both right.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (sAmhv)
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If he took the Yoko Ono tapes, we know he's deaf. Or soon will be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (YqDXo)
Never seen another vehicle that the starter comes with a switch lead. What's that about?
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (Foq6I)
My old coils never threw a code. The computer, at least on my truck, doesn't have any way of knowing if the coil is misfiring.
The motocraft ones are $60 EACH.
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 05:41 PM (P9T5R)
Mine's Burmese and her pronouns are What's/for/dinner
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (ZSK0i)
Ace was sacked.
We get a New Ace tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (Lrwak)
Anyone make sure he didn't ban himself agin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Oliver Reed at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (FpvLM)
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM
No ONT for Lou Reed, then!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)
I am picturing you typing this in full Kiss Army Regalia complete with Facepaint, Cape and Patform Shoes.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:53 PM (CYnTg)
My friend's law firm is third seat or something on the defense team - he's not happy about it but he's just happy it isn't him sitting in court, some other non-equity partner is doing the work.
Last night at a party, he told me it was a "legal shit show - meaning everyone there is forced to watch this shit under penalty of law."
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 06:00 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Yes, under a turrible shelving collapse ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (my0dy)
........
So... Covid.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 06:00 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Yes, under a turrible shelving collapse ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (my0dy)
........
So... Covid.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)
Ikea Variant?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: f'd
Heh.They were probably both right.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 05:58 PM (sAmhv)
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One band didn't allow dopers
One band didn't have straights
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:02 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 06:02 PM (Ls/45)
Reed Richards > A.C. Reed > Jerry Reed > Lou Reed
Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 06:02 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 05:53 PM (CYnTg)
I made the mistake of looking up daughter Comey's picture online. Holy crap, she inherited her father's face.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 29, 2021 06:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out"
Dunno. This one is a 4.3. Fleet truck. $13,000 out the door.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 06:02 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 05:56 PM
No ONT for Lou Reed, then!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Imagine 2 New Yorkers hating each other. Who'da thunk?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 05:59 PM (Lrwak)
Yeah...no.
My idea of wearing a costume is not putting on a tie with a sports jacket.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Yes, under a turrible shelving collapse ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2021 05:48 PM (my0dy)
........
So... Covid.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)
Ikea Variant?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:01 PM (oHd/0)
Damned skandi iceback sons of bitches
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (IJES/)
You need nothing other than that song to know that Lou Reed sucks donkey balls.
Like Randy Newman after a 3 week heroin binge. "
Overall, you're exactly right. Except for Sweet Jane on the Rock and Roll Animal live.
The dueling guitar intro is the best piece of music in the entire genre.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (R2gO3)
I was pretty dumb as shit as a teen, and probably only progressed a few notches over the decades. But I *had* read this music review written by a young woman one time about a Grateful Dead album where she said, "it's impossible not to hug the person you're with when you listen to this album". So I purchased it.
Tried it out with the woman I eventually married and two minutes in, no hug, no nothing, except, "What else do you have to listen to?"
So, the unstealable Carly Simon.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:04 PM (nxdel)
I can tell you right now who will be Guilty in the Giz Maxwell case:
"society."
WE need to do better, they will say.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Jewells45
Rocky/Bullwinkle show?
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Robert Reed at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Pyros!
https://tinyurl.com/pyroclastics
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (IKy84)
Posted by: Robert Reed at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jewells45
Rocky/Bullwinkle show?
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (Foq6I)
John Wayne in The Cowboys
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 06:06 PM (v0R5T)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMLt9bMd_I
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:04 PM
There are those who hold Prometheus and Covenant in high regard. Others will recommend Ghost Ship.
How about one of The Beach Boys or Wrecking Crew documentaries?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Jewells45
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Rocky/Bullwinkle show?
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (Foq6I)
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John Wayne in The Cowboys
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (IJES/)
Waits patiently for TJM to not mention Promethius.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (IJES/)
Actually I was the The Searchers. Someone mentioned it the other night and I've never seen it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (qjJC2)
I've got a Christmas album called 'Yule be Swinging'.
Stuff like Louis Armstrong, Pointer Sisters... all 30's and 40's Swing and Jazz. Was playing it outside putting up Christmas lights a couple days ago... new neighbor kept giving me weird looks...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:08 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 06:08 PM (Q9lwr)
Secret Jewish interests?*
*fake arching of eyebrows
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:08 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 06:08 PM (Lrwak)
@jihadwatchRS 8m
San Francisco: Knife-Wielding Afghan Refugee Charges Police, Is Shot Dead https://wp.me/p4hgqZ-11lN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 29, 2021 06:05 PM (IKy84)
Yeah, that dawned on me thinking about albums like "Just Another Band From L.A."
I guess one straight teetotaler from the left coast, and one druggy from the east coast.
Think I've been listening to too much Ramones lately, so everybody is from New York
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (wAnMi)
Try The Cowboy Junkies' version....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (4I/2K)
@jihadwatchRS 8m
San Francisco: Knife-Wielding Afghan Refugee Charges Police, Is Shot Dead https://wp.me/p4hgqZ-11lN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (1t5dY)
1. We may never know the motive.
2. Local news story, move along.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (nxdel)
From Vetted to Ventilated in under 10 seconds.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:07 PM (IJES/)
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He might think about mentioning Prometheus, but odds are, he will reconsider mentioning Prometheus.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (Lrwak)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (CYnTg)
Angie Dickenson. Ahhhh...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (OQcPl)
he went to the vatican, and all he got was the pope's tiara.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 06:09 PM (4I/2K)
Like the Ink Spots. Still, I like that one song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:11 PM (kBuGL)
Angie Dickenson. Ahhhh...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (kBuGL)
Yellow Ribbon... Never apologize, its a sign of weakness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Perhaps but Laurie Anderson always turned my crank nevertheless.
Oh Superman. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (/U27+)
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Is there a beta yet?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (OaZlZ)
He was turning his goat around! *hic* Stay safe.
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (SBfEg)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (2JoB8)
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Angie Dickenson. Ahhhh...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (kBuGL)
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Yellow Ribbon... Never apologize, its a sign of weakness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (oHd/0)
I think i like that one the best.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (IJES/)
He was turning his goat around! *hic* Stay safe.
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (Xrfse)
So Achmed uses both ends of the goat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (CYnTg)
I am NOT throwing shade at the man, but it is distracting. So:
Rio Bravo
Donovan's Reef
High and the Mighty (not necessarily for his performance- I just like that movie.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (oHd/0)
I think i like that one the best.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (IJES/)
Everytime i pass through Morton, MS on the way to Dad's place, i think of that movie.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (IJES/)
Terrible movie making. The Prometheus of Amazon Prime Movies.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
2. Local news story, move along.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (gmo/4)
The local news is saying this guy was a super-patriot translator that helped our troops, and suffered from terrible PTSD. I'm sure that screaming allahu akbar was just some sort of slip of the tongue, and he never meant to go after any women in the weeks previous to this.
How many of these people did we import that we'll be learning about in the coming weeks and months? While there's actual citizens rotting in that God forsaken cesspool?
I. Hate. The. Media.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (wAnMi)
Another favorite Christmas Album is 'Brian Setzer Orchestra'... lead guitarist from Stray Cats did a bunch of Holiday tours. All big Band and Swing Live shows, with a full band.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (oHd/0)
Few remember that Kamala and Booker had an "anti-lynching" bill happening simultaneously in the Senate. One little problem, no lynchings in the news. So they called up their buddy Juicy. "Hey, Juicy, we got a gig for ya!"
Posted by: casual observer at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:10 PM (/U27+)
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Is there a beta yet?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM
The 1.0 had synthetic fur...we spotted them easy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (rBtIz)
"Love and Monsters."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (CYnTg)
I am NOT throwing shade at the man, but it is distracting. So:
Rio Bravo
Donovan's Reef
High and the Mighty (not necessarily for his performance- I just like that movie.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (kBuGL)
I knew a buyer that had lung cancer...lost a lung. Then about a year later, cancer in lung #2. Went to his wake.
Seems like every buyer I've ever known was a chain smoker...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (ynpvh)
And then things get worse.
Good movie, violent as hell, dark comedy, not for everyone.
Highly recommended to make your spouse give you the side-eye.
However, the serious-minded and surprising Mrs naturalfake wound up liking it a lot.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (CYnTg)
Oh, hell yeah. All of his Big Band stuff is worthy...but if you like the Christmas Music, this one is worth looking for.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (Lrwak)
The dueling guitar intro is the best piece of music in the entire genre.
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 29, 2021 06:03 PM (R2gO3)
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and all the colored girls said, dute de dute de dute
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (2JoB8)
Rio Bravo
Donovan's Reef
High and the Mighty (not necessarily for his performance- I just like that movie.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:13 PM (kBuGL)
The acustic guitar intro for Rio Bravo makes the movie. Only made better by Cpt Cordova telling 'Booford. Get. Down. From. That. Tree'
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (IJES/)
I doubt there's anyone who doesn't like it.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 29, 2021 06:16 PM (OMayC)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (CYnTg)
Bonus points for slapping Robert Stack and calling him 'You yella son of a...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:15 PM (2JoB
I have a nesting doll I received back in the 90's...10 dolls in one! Does that count?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (I9jxh)
Congrats, City of Brother Lovers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (qjJC2)
Oh, nice. Was he p;aced in San Franciso or did some refugee resettlement program get him there? How many went with him>
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (KAi1n)
I. Hate. The. Media.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I doubt we'll get through the holidays without a few more sudden 'strugglers.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (CYnTg)
I think the football team was trampled as well...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
Agreed. A rare movie of the 2020's that goes with the classic hero's journey, no woke.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:19 PM (bDqIh)
The one person he spoke ill of? Jim Morrison. The Doors were one of his LA acts, and he said he breathed a big sigh of relief the day they called and told him Jim had died, because it meant he was finally rid of that particular horrible professional problem.
He also mentioned how much he liked that sewer rat Lou Reed. Lou F'in Reed. When people think Lou Reed is a much better person than you, you know you are total bastard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2021 06:19 PM (JtPV8)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (oHd/0)
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*Fistbump*
My favorite Christmas albums are Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:19 PM (OaZlZ)
I would've put $10 on Mohamed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (e1mwr)
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Donovan's Reef is only memorable because of the swimsuit no cigarette scene.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (C/kwd)
Congrats, City of Brother Lovers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM
And they still have a month left!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (CYnTg)
Oh Superman. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 06:12 PM (mD/uy)
He couldn't have been too much of an asshole - at least when he got older.
I saw Laurie over half a dozen times starting in 1982ish through the mid nineties. Her shows were amazing. Heck, I've even got the weird 3-sided double album with William S. Burroughs.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (nxdel)
The Cowboys has one of the best badass speeches in movie history, and it ISN'T delivered by The Duke.
Mr Nightlinger's Prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4VAjNkY6E
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2021 06:21 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM (CYnTg)
I watched it all the way. One of the best thing? War over 50 years in the future and humanity has time travel, but all the military hardware is current 2021 stuff, F-22's; AB class Destroyers, etc.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:19 PM (OaZlZ)
He used to play Modesto CA every year, as it turned out they were one of the first venues to give his new Christmas show a chance when they were just getting rolling.
Saw him there a few years in a row... GREAT fun show. Like a guy in a Grinch suit for the MR. Grinch song..
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:23 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 06:23 PM (e1mwr)
Congrats, City of Brother Lovers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:17 PM
And they still have a month left!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (rBtIz)
A Christmas miracle brought to you by Dems! Ho-Ho-Ho.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:18 PM (bDqIh)
What I saw on the local news was he was brought back by drooling Joe with a few thousand other "translators", and then dumped at a dive hotel in SF. They're trying to say he had mental illness, so of course we'd bring him back and then leave him to his own devices while giving him welfare checks and paying for his hotel. How accurate any of that is I have no idea - I'm sure that there's some actual journalists out there who'll get to the bottom of it before it's flushed down the memory hole.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:24 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 06:04 PM
The original "The Italian Job."
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 06:24 PM (AMIL/)
In the movie my Great Grandfather is mentioned.. He was a cattle driver out of Texas and was credited with the largest cattle drive on the Chisolm trail
Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2021 06:24 PM (Pohvy)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (C/kwd)
And talk about a NON Woke movie!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 06:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:25 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 06:23 PM (e1mwr)
A response by Wayne to High Noon. He wanted to make a movie where the Sheriff was not begging the populace to back him up (his point being- that is what they hired HIM for!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 06:26 PM (kBuGL)
***
French toast lovers breathe a sigh of relief.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 06:26 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:26 PM (CYnTg)
Happening across the country. My local city did it was few weeks ago. Mayor and Police Chief think bad parenting my be a contributor.
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 06:26 PM (Tnijr)
And they still have a month left!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 06:20 PM (rBtIz)
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Just coasting now. Taking it easy. A newsstand owner. A little kid. A cleaning lady coming home from work. A convenience store clerk who didn't move fast enough. The Soros DA doesn't care.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:27 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:27 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2021 06:28 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2021 06:28 PM (OMayC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4VAjNkY6E
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
That is a great one.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 06:28 PM (mD/uy)
and
he really didn't like the townspeople not backing up the sheriff.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (2JoB8)
"Love and Monsters."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)
That's a fun movie, got some interesting stuff and strangely, it wasn't with me much longer than a week after I saw it. I think it rates as one of those could have been so much better, but still not bad movies. Of course, the dog steals the show. I'd sure recommend it over any Marvel dreck and other first-runs.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 06:24 PM (ynpvh)
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Maybe it's a good thing they asked the Republican poll watchers to leave...instead of shooting them.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (2JoB
And more than once
Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (Pohvy)
Posted by: SFGoth at Novemb
I don't smoke pot but I'd grow my own, especially if I lived in as mild a climate as you do.
You would not believe all the weed farms near me. Some of them have more money than sense. One guy fully planted in August or September a few years ago. He lost his crop to frost. I could have advised them better and I know nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2021 06:29 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:30 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 06:30 PM (wAnMi)
Philadelphia: Democratic since 1952.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:30 PM
Someday, grandchildren on knee, I'll tell them of a Mayor of Philadelphia, who ran as a Democrat, but was actually a Republican (Rizzo) and my daughter will know it's time to put me in the home - the 'bad one, with the Nightline van out front'.
Hard to believe the change in half a century.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 29, 2021 06:33 PM (dQvv7)
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Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 06:37 PM (I9jxh)
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Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2021 07:17 PM (BOG6D)
Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (BOG6D)
A Moron in the band?
Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (BOG6D)
"...I met this guy, and he looked he might have been a hat check clerk at an ice rink. Which, in fact, he turned out to be. And I said, 'Oh, boy. Right again"
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at November 29, 2021 08:36 PM (rw/ga)
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