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Happy Fun Thread: Bat Edition!
Bats for kids
Bigly Bats
More Bigly Bats
Vampire Bats!
Perfect Bats
Baby Bats Run Amok!
Bat Burritos
Cranky Bat
New Bats Thank you for tuning in over the past week and allowing me to violate your airspace. Once Ace recovers from a hard and fast week of booze, hookers and blow, regular programming will resume!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bosk at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (0pv1a)
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:31 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 07:32 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's called another f*cking bat!
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 07:32 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Draki at November 29, 2021 07:32 PM (op5te)
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pedro Ceranno at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Pedro Ceranno at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)
I say fuck you Joe Boo, I make one myself!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (6FeV1)
........
Ace is Hunter Biden?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (/U27+)
........
Ace is Hunter Biden?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
He said week. Not twenty-seven years.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (bVYXr)
........
Ace is Hunter Biden?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Hunter doesn't have rest periods in between the booze, hookers, and blow.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 29, 2021 07:35 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 29, 2021 07:35 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 07:35 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
*checks wiki*
A baby bat is a pup.
That's boring.
I vote for "batlet". Actually, I vote for "batleth".
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)
Or were his mother and father both half bat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2021 07:34 PM (bVYXr)
They come in the cake you get when you are sent to the Barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pedro Ceranno at November 29, 2021 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)
.......
Nor do I see flats. Flats for bats.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth
Bat "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you glad to see me ?"
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Worf at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (28thN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2021 07:38 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Bat Child at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (V13WU)
........
Ace is Hunter Biden?
Posted by: wth
Hunter Biden is his Spirit Animal.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (28thN)
Posted by: The Bats at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (3cGpq)
Is something wrong with me?
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
David Lynch is pretty weird so that makes sense. Making the "weird bits seem normal in the context of the world in which the story takes place" is kinda what any decent skiffy / fantasy author *has* to do, to get us to buy into their story. Good for Villeneuve.
...also, "the two Dunes" makes me think of "the two yutes".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 07:40 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bat Child Mama at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)
Can they be house broken for 1?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 07:39 PM (3cGpq)
If you crossed vampire bats with fruit bats, would the offspring prey only on homosexuals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (P3gRi)
Is something wrong with me?
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)
... you hang around here, with all of us??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Found in a cave. So probably born in a cave. So the bat was the mom.
It's science.
I'm science.
Posted by: Anthony Science at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bat Child Mama at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)
Thank goodness! More for me and unscarred to boot.
Posted by: Bat Child Dad at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)
You now what SA? Once a racist always a racist. I will spit in your kettles this season. Not another fucking dime.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (DiVy8)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (qjJC2)
Can they be house broken for 1?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (2JoB
.......
If they land on the floor a shovel will work.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 29, 2021 07:43 PM (DiVy8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (P3gRi)
I'd rather the CDC or USDA give a grant to study that than a lot of the shit they do fund.
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 07:43 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)
It always has the best and freshest info, slick.
Posted by: Agent Kay at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (0OmEj)
I may have to watch "Batman" the movie with Adam West.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (q6N00)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)
And contributes to the betterment of society and western culture.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:41 PM (P3gRi)
.........
I saw Tom Cruise in a movie about this.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (v0R5T)
Sheesh. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (mcfjc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AOP is Steven Wright and I claim my five Loonies.
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (VxulZ)
It must be so annoying to be a bat. Sirens going off in your head all night while your swarm is out and about.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (qjJC2)
AT the very least they should fire the entire staff of that "social justice" branch, every last one of them, and then announce a cull of any non-Christians and woketards from elsewhere in their organization.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Capital Eff
"We're sorry we got caught."
Posted by: The Salvation Army at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (P1f+c)
Is something wrong with me?
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)
Unlike a chimp, a bat won't pull your arms off and wipe its ass with them while it eats your face. And unless you start out with a rabid bat, it's not going to get rabies unless you let it run around with bat gangs at night.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (wAnMi)
This Thread has set a standard future Threads can aspire to!!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Taggart Van Helsing at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (4I/2K)
The bats were cool to have flying around my belfry er house. But they did not help the roof repel water. They did repel the odd roofer when their cedar shake homestead was removed.
Posted by: Henry at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (O5by/)
then announce a cull of any non-Christians and woketards from elsewhere in their organization.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:46 PM (P3gRi)
________
You just hate Zoroastrians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (/U27+)
But they've shown what they are. Will makes sure to mention why never another dime to them in the unlikely event I see a kettle bell-ringer. Polite as always to the bell-ringer, "not your doing, not your fault" (true, as it usually is). But never another cent.
Of course almost the entire society has shown who they are the past couple of years.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 07:48 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Aren't you the gracious one!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 07:48 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 07:48 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (2JoB8)
You know it's just been put in a drawer somewhere. It's ready.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (qjJC2)
Are armadillos plague hosts? I don't know much about them other than flat ones on the freeway or the ones with tank treads and gun turrets - which would be pretty cool but not if they're diseased.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (wAnMi)
All the cobs did absolutely not bad this last week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (/U27+)
I don't think this is enthusiastic enough to win you the annual COB-awarded Platinum Membership, with Three Get-Out-Of-Barrel-Free Passes.
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (AMIL/)
Who has taken these names? Who cuneiformed said notes into our permanent files?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Looks like Tater's test tube tuber baby. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (mNhhD)
All the cobs did absolutely not bad this last week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:44 PM (/U27+)
"AOSHQ. At Least We Didn't Suck."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (wAnMi)
Leprosy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (mfElR)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (qjJC2)
=====
Only half-heartedly, at this point. They say they were misunderstood and they hid the PDF with all of the CRT training materials while they review them.
https://www.salvationarmy.org/isjc/think
Posted by: Captain Shutterstock at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (/U27+)
Probably goes around ripping the badges off of Mazdas.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (mNhhD)
"Ooh, hot!"
- - Count Alucard
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 07:48 PM (taPSh)
Get valuable bat guano, in the comfort of your home!
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (AMIL/)
I don't think this is enthusiastic enough to win you the annual COB-awarded Platinum Membership, with Three Get-Out-Of-Barrel-Free Passes.
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (AMIL/)
__________
I'm on everyone's Little List anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (OYUie)
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2021 07:49 PM (mbFEM)
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Glad you all get my sense of humor. WW doesn't think I'm nearly as funny as I once was.
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
We have standard around these parts.
They're low, but they are standards.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (qjJC2)
They had to stop the hockey game at the leper colony. There was a face off in the corner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
You do not want to be around a corked bat when it lets loose.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (cSyAR)
Their echolocation makes a very satisfying ping....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at November 29, 2021 07:51 PM (OYUie)
I assume better than "Urine Town."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: clutch cargo
I
Posted by: The Salvation Army at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Untergleefinglaufinglowfin"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:52 PM (P3gRi)
I damn near fell out of my chair at that one.... you dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (vUhC+)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (OYUie)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Captain Bat at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 07:53 PM (I9jxh)
If they don't have a cloven hoof, chew cud or have scales, then no.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)
Or were his mother and father both half bat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
.
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (qjJC2)
But they eat cockroaches. LOTS of them.
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: CN...FJB at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (mfElR)______
clutch cargo, armadillos carry leprosy as an active pathogen.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (qjJC2)
Dang, I had no idea. Learn something new every day. No wonder nobody seems to like them!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Is something wrong with me?
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)
Unlike a chimp, a bat won't pull your arms off and wipe its ass with them while it eats your face. And unless you start out with a rabid bat, it's not going to get rabies unless you let it run around with bat gangs at night.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:47 PM (wAnMi)
Seems like sound advice. (adds chimpanzee to list of pets to not get, joining tasmanian devil, grizzly bear, 40-foot anaconda, and cape buffalo)
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (s2VJv)
So snakes are kosher? That seems somehow wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
We just have to hope there are no photos of the *fun*...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (huCvK)
For gunpowder.
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (Tnijr)
Sheesh. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 29, 2021 07:45 PM (mcfjc)
And here I thought her name was spelled... Yoko...
Posted by: Dr. Vincmun at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (CdZ4i)
Bats or armadillos? Or both? The bats have the flying ones covered, and armadillos ground level?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM
Two out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: An Armadillo at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: CN...FJB at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 07:50 PM (qjJC2)
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That's why they are so pale.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Skip
"We've replaced Buford T. Pusser's wooden bat with an aluminum one. Let's see if he notices the difference."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)
Or were his mother and father both half bat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
.
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 07:55 PM (CjFDo)
Grandson of Bat Masterson!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (P3gRi)
Snakes have scales on their bellies.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (EeUIW)
Is that you, Volkswagon?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (BFigT)
Def Leppard reference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Kumula at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: Skip"
And the added thrill when you break one!
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And now I'm seeing the Monty Python skit of this.
"Two minutes for holding the stick."
"I wasn't holding his stick."
"Yer hand's still on it!"
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 07:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)
Boy go forge me an aluminum stick
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 07:59 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:54 PM (s2VJv)
So snakes are kosher? That seems somehow wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (P3gRi)
Scales on fish. Should've been more specific. And, no. Snakes not kosher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (s2VJv)
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No, I got it.
Posted by: The bad guy in Highlander at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (AlkyK)
Is that you, Volkswagon?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 07:57 PM (BFigT)
Def Leppard reference.
Same difference.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Kumula at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (HQ9Sl)
"Pfft."
- - Sandra "Superdome Pussy" Fluke
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2021 07:56 PM (AMIL/)
I posted this the other evening - but worth doing again if anybody missed it. A truly humorous telling of "My Grandpa Made Monkeys Illegal In Sweden". Entertaining and brief illustrated video.
https://youtu.be/cKOtPR0DZdU
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Philosomoron at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
We just have to hope there are no photos of the *fun*...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
What happens on Endor stays on Endor.
Posted by: Endor Tourism Board at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (EeUIW)
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Snakes are kosher?
We need a ruling on this.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (I9jxh)
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Glad Ace is getting some R&R. My family doc asked today if I should get some bloodwork done and I told her point blank that I have beaten the ever-loving shit out of my liver for the last few weeks and nothing good can come from running bloodwork right now. She laughed. Good lady.
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (s2VJv)
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You too!
Can we get three cheers for my buddy bluebell and her most excellent homeschooling and chill threads?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:59 PM (s2VJv)
Glad we cleared that up. I don't have a twenty-one foot long freezer, anyway. (Cancels order at Omaha Snake House.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (U1eOr)
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Sounds like I am not the only one who made the brilliant move of scheduling an appointment with a weigh-in the Monday after Thanksgiving. Well, we Morons have to live up to our name sometime.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (wyw4S)
Thank You for the bats tonight. I have been disappointed with the quantity and quality of Bats that Mr O'Spades has been providing lately, but tonight you have done a very good job. Mr O'Spades should put you in permanent charge of bats on his web blog, as you have proven that you are up to the task.
Your Friend,
Bat Fan
Posted by: Bat Fan at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (F6Xpw)
What do you mean "here?" You only have one permanent file and it's the same one started for you in grades school. So, yes, that means the COBs know about the time you.... Well, no need to air that publicly. Just watch your step young man.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (nfrXX)
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You too!
Can we get three cheers for my buddy bluebell and her most excellent homeschooling and chill threads?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (0IeYL)
Hip!
Hip!
Hooray!
(I think that's how you do it...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (qjJC2)
-- Babylon Bee
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (s2VJv)
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My wings are like a shield of steel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Dr. Vincmun at November 29, 2021
Oh great, you have invoked the name of she who shall not be invoked.
Now we will have to endure quote music end quote videos of her
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (mcfjc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (s2VJv)
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No, I got it.
Posted by: The bad guy in Highlander at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Speaking of which, Balls of Fury is streaming free right now on Peacock.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (U1eOr)
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Sounds like I am not the only one who made the brilliant move of scheduling an appointment with a weigh-in the Monday after Thanksgiving. Well, we Morons have to live up to our name sometime.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (wyw4S)
Just think of how impressed your doc will be at how much you've lost by the next checkup.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (llON8)
We need a ruling on this.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM
I hate snakes.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:00 PM (wyw4S)
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Well said.
Thanks to all the hard working OverTimers for Bringing It this past week.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (p6tlQ)
He drives a Batmobile.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (llON
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Yes, well, unfortunately I have an other appointment January 3.
I need to learn how to do this properly, it seems.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (0IeYL)
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I found her thread on tips for a successful shanking in the yard most enlightening.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (kTF2Z)
We need a ruling on this.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM
I hate snakes.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 29, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
"Me too!"
bluebell the hen
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:04 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (EeUIW)
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I made the mistake of getting bloodwork. Doc said she thought I might have been drinking more than I told her. Said my blood betrayed me.
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (+ya+t)
Bluebell rocks!
(And actually everyone who carried the torch through the last week has done an excellent job. Well except for... no I shouldn't tell.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (huCvK)
Leviticus 11:19
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (kBuGL)
And funny enough - I'm already hungry for more!
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2021 08:01 PM (s2VJv)
No, but I was in a pub yesterday, and one TV had football game on the Fox network. Caught a glimpse of an ad with colored art of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Are they shilling for some product now, or is there a movie or TV series in the works?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM
Vertical stripes can be quite slimming.
Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Maven at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (p6tlQ)
Leviticus 11:19
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:05 PM (nfrXX)
Insects are not kosher, right? And bats live mostly on insects? Does that make a difference?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (P3gRi)
You do know that you can twist a snake a couple of times every 8" or so and make snake sausages, right? Roll 'em right up and snip off what you need.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: JP Morgan at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Maven at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
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And of course I'm wearing plaid. I'll never get the hang of this.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:07 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (cSyAR)
Or were his mother and father both half bat?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (6FeV1)
It's half-bats all the way down.
Posted by: a.moron at November 29, 2021 08:07 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Indiana Jones
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Yes, I think snakes are probably covered by the belly-going creeper provision:
Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.
Posted by: Captain Shutterstock at November 29, 2021 08:07 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 08:07 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (sGnvY)
I think was a figurine but it may have been a candy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 08:06 PM (P3gRi)
It's a TV series on Peacock. I couldn't watch more than 12 seconds. I used to be a big fan of the comics back in the day, but this looked like a real horror show.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:09 PM (+ya+t)
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Yep. Must be some kind of "You've embarrassed the family, Juicy" situation.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (qjJC2)
I'm more surprised Ghislane Maxwell has not been suicided yet
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)
Created by Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:09 PM (+ya+t)
Indeed. Yeoman's work- considering they are all dudes and look horrible in mini-skirts. (Save KT.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Z/38I)
I think was a figurine but it may have been a candy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (cSyAR)
Rat Fink was a Hot Rod character created by Big Daddy Ed Roth back in the late 50's. Sort of Mickey Mouse anti-hero. Then it got popular with the kids, they even did Revell Models. You can still buy Rat Fink t-shirts and merch.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:09 PM
I don't even recall any banhammering.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (kTF2Z)
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Muldoon socking Duke Lowell...
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM
A creation of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, a custom hot rod builder.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:09 PM (+ya+t)
Except for that Sefton fella with his wall of links. Let's all hope THAT doesn't become a regular feature, amirite?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 08:11 PM (6FeV1)
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Does anyone really care?
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Z/38I)
Care? Probably not as I doubt he will face too harsh a consequences this side of death, but I do find it interesting in a disconnected sort of way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:11 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 08:11 PM (mNhhD)
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Does anyone really care?
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return
Why did it take so long ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Oddbob
OK, bats are not kosher.
11:20 is interesting. "All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you."
There are four-legged birds? Did they have platypus in the Holy Land?
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:09 PM (+ya+t)
Indeed. Yeoman's work- considering they are all dudes and look horrible in mini-skirts. (Save KT.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (kBuGL)
Indeed, the work has been exemplary. But be sure to let Mr O'Spades know he was missed, just so he doesn't feel bad. But not missed so much he won't go on another vacay.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JuJuBee
My second litter liked to watch "Duckman". Do you see why they are like they are?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (wAnMi)
Why am I not surprised?
Rat Fink was a character created by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, who was a big name in California custom car culture. I guess you could call Rat Fink a mascot. Revell had a model kit of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (P3gRi)
The judge thinks fair trials for the other officers will occur even if all four are tried together, convicted murderer and all.
The Kim Potter manslaughter trial also starts tomorrow in Minneapolis. She is the officer that shouted Taser! Taser! Taser! and shot the man with her pistol.
Posted by: rd at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Oddbob
OK, bats are not kosher.
11:20 is interesting. "All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you."
There are four-legged birds? Did they have platypus in the Holy Land?
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (P1f+c)
Pengooins? Which is practically chickens according to Bugs, but they slide on their bellies so maybe not approved?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had
They do that when you drive over them with a car. Makes a mess on the bottom of the vehicle.
Posted by: Aviator at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 08:12 PM (P1f+c)
Flying squirrels maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (kBuGL)
Terrible service. Lousy skates. Horrible food. But otherwise a nice time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (p6tlQ)
Lev 11:22 lists some insects as kosher but then it gets kind of iffy talking about insects with four legs. Go figger.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (nfrXX)
Don't forget all the melatonin and alcohol found in Hobos. Thursday's feast and handover might still be in progress.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (mD/uy)
"Rat Fink" was an Ed Barris signature artwork, featuring a hyped-up Rat, with huge bloodshot eyes, tongue hangin' out, wearing a helmet in the German "coal bucket" style, a vest, and usually at the helm of a T-bucket type hot rod, one paw on the whee, and the other on the highly elevated Hurst shifter.
Often found in the pages of Hot Rod magazine, salted amongst it's many advertisers. Fact is, I think it's still in vogue in the Hot Rod and Rockabilly world, even now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 08:15 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:15 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:02 PM (0IeYL)
Hip!
Hip!
Hooray!
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 08:16 PM (arJlL)
Lev 11:22 lists some insects as kosher but then it gets kind of iffy talking about insects with four legs. Go figger.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (nfrXX)
So don't pluck legs off your locust.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:16 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Z/38I)
It is kind of like seeing the police chief's daughter up for a speeding ticket.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Ben Had
They do that when you drive over them with a car. Makes a mess on the bottom of the vehicle.
Posted by: Aviator at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (HQ9Sl)
Sounds entertaining as hell. I love when squirrels do a triple gainer and scream at the same time, but they always stick the landing. Bouncing sounds fun. Too bad they're not edible. Are they vermin or just a nuisance?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (3/XaG)
I blame Alfred
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29
John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey so that must be kosher.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (ONvIw)
What about the larvae?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (ynpvh)
It's more or less for show at this point. In all honesty I'd like him to be placed on the hook for ALL the expenses related to his homoerotic phantasy meltdown. Prison for this dick receptacle would be a vaca.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Tonypete "
Some of the music on the first season of Duckman was Zappa's. He died before the show went on the air.
Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 08:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM
Add a squirrel for the turducken of roadkill?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)
The can contract and trasmit Leprosy (e.g. Hansen's Disease) just like humans can.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM
Add a squirrel for the turducken of roadkill?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)
You need a pigeon in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:08 PM (kBuGL)
it has been three years. Was tik tok even a thing then? To me it is still not a thing. I still don't get the difference between these things and YT. My guess is this is is a song and dance. in the end, probation at worst. Maybe a hung jury and everyone can tell their own truth. I don't follow these things, but the idea someone wants to put this guy away doesn't seem logical.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (qjJC2)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:18 PM
Add a squirrel for the turducken of roadkill?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)
You need a pigeon in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (ynpvh)
Armpigrel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (p6tlQ)
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It was mandatory reading in my office. Who else dared to cover the story of the Mole People tunneling under the White House?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at November 29, 2021 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: 22LR at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (X1hFZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (ynpvh)
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Putting on the foil, coach!
Posted by: Hansen Brothers at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:20 PM (llON
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See also pickup trucks, RVs and boats. If it has a motor and is 2ish years old or less than it costs more than a new one does. Because a new one is not available for 6 months.
Posted by: JP Morgan at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (oSX/P)
I stand corrected on the Rat Fink's creator. I was thinking of the many custom cars created by Barris (Burris?) Still, they're of the same era and field of zany automotive expression.
And a genuine Roth pinstriped Harley tank would be worth a small fortune, today. One advertiser that associated with Rat Fink, I believe was Moon Hubcaps.
Cars then were more fun, if a bit less functional, then ours now. We get safety, handling, mileage, comfort and longevity. They had nitro, headers, wheelies, and terror. Oh, so very much terror! lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (QzJWU)
A baby bat is a pup.
That's boring.
I vote for "batlet". Actually, I vote for "batleth".
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 07:37 PM (P1f+c)
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Today is a good day to fly.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: 22LR at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (X1hFZ)
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Thanks and same here. Are you planning to come again next year?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Add a squirrel for the turducken of roadkill?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
You need a pigeon in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Roadkill turducken will probably be a regional cuisine.
The Minnesota version would be a possum in a skunk in a whitetail deer.
I was going to leave out the skunk, but then remembered lutefisk is from here, so in it goes.
Posted by: mikeski at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)
Armadillos are something of a delicacy in the Argentine Pampas. You find one and keep it in a barrel with dirt at the bottom to fatten it up, and then you roast them.
I wouldn't try them other than to be a good guest at a campfire though, they like to find a dead cow and dig a hole under it, and eat on the dead cow carcass until it is nothing but bones.
The Guarani word for armadillo is "tatu" and it is used in the Rio de Plata region and in Brazil.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (AlkyK)
Solifugids would make a lovely, desert plague. Get about as big as your hand, they do.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (ynpvh)
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See also pickup trucks, RVs and boats. If it has a motor and is 2ish years old or less than it costs more than a new one does. Because a new one is not available for 6 months.
Posted by: JP Morgan at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (OalnH)
Ha, thanks! Yeah, I ran into that when getting a bid for a new one... might be here in three months, might not...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (llON8)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t)
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My great-uncles in WWII said the Red Cross made them pay for coffee and donuts.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (oSX/P)
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Man, no shit!
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (0IeYL)
I made that model, way back when. And then, in a Ghoulardi moment, blew his ass up with the "boom booms"!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (e1mwr)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 08:15 PM (QzJWU)
Barris was a different custom maker - he did the Batmobile and Munsters (IIRC) - although he did funky hot rod stuff like Roth, he was more famous for futuristic body work. In fact, I was just looking at his website last week because of a car (the ZZR) in a beach movie I'd never heard of called "Out Of Sight".
I'd read recently somebody unearthed the Golden Sahara, which was wicked cool and copied quite a bit: https://tinyurl.com/3brc6b5u
He's still pretty active today - or at least his staff is.
I also saw that
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:26 PM (wAnMi)
Chain franchise closings.
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http;//tinyurl.com/yyj55s3t
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 08:26 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (e1mwr)
Gotta watch out for them horney toads. Never stop humping your boots.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:26 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:14 PM (p6tlQ)
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In the early 90's, I worked as the photo editor at a local daily newspaper. One day, the Weekly World News called me. There had been a cold-case murder solved in the county where we were located, and they wanted a copy of the murderer's mugshot (pre-internet days). I said I didn't know if I could do that. Then they said they'd give me $150. So I went to the State Police barracks, told the desk sergeant what was up, and he gave me a copy of the mugshot and said I owed him a beer. I don't know if they ever used the photo or what crazy twist they may have put on the story, but I kept the check stub for many years as a souvenir.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 08:27 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: 22LR at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (X1hFZ)
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Thanks and same here. Are you planning to come again next year?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:23 PM (0IeYL)
Do it!
Every year I schedule vacation on the last couple of weekends in October, to be sure I get the right one reserved, as soon my employer's new fiscal year begins.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (e1mwr)
"Come on Jeb... the leg is good. No bruising."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (BFigT)
For the chains/restaurants that are closing
Posted by: MikeM at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (WsqCN)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: The Lizard People at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (P9T5R)
Man, fuck that commie wikipedia, this place is crawling with smart people that know shit that might actually be useful at some point. Well, at least the recipes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (wAnMi)
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I couldn't have that backwards, could I?
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t) "
Papa Eez's experience in the Pacific was exactly the opposite ... I dunno, wasn't there myself, just sayin' ... that was about the only story he ever told about The War ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (kBuGL)
they do really well on Thanksgiving. There are lines for it. It is a good thing,and sad, at the same time. I am so old I remember when they were Boston Chicken.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:30 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (qjJC2)
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Has the review committee decided whether I'm allowed back?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:30 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (KAi1n)
Chemjeff must be heartbroken...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)
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Where were you when The Ghoul blew up Froggie?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: dartist
I have a few issues with the RC but I have had to use them two to make death in the family notifications to my kin that were serving. They were terrific and very, very professional and caring.
Nothing worse in the world to get the word from the Chief or 1st SGT to report and there stands the representative from the Red Cross. Ugh.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (mD/uy)
"Come on Jeb... the leg is good. No bruising."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (BFigT)
That's what's good about sausage, you can just cut off the bits and pieces that are still good and put 'em to use.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (qjJC2)
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Has the review committee decided whether I'm allowed back?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:30 PM (0IeYL)
I think your presence is *required*, Mr Smarty Pants.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)
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I honestly don't know. As far as I know they never said anything about the SA.
But I still hear about how much Uncle Ed (long gone) despised the Red Cross for that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (llON
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There'a a Toyota dealer in my burg that typically has I'd estimate 125-150 vehicles on the lot. These days, it's maybe 25. So.....Toyota used trucks are in hot demand used 2018-2020 Tacomas and Tundras are selling for more than new 2021s and 2022s since they pretty much don't exist.
Posted by: JP Morgan at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:24 PM (P9T5R)
Man, fuck that commie wikipedia, this place is crawling with smart people that know shit that might actually be useful at some point. Well, at least the recipes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (wAnMi)
Um...at least one species of armadillo has broods of four pups that are all the same sex...so I guess they have to gender-identify together at the same time?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Perhaps the greatest TV skit ever broadcast.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (mD/uy)
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I do have it backwards dammit. Not even gonna look it up.
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:33 PM (qjJC2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:34 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (llON
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Ha! Good to know!
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:34 PM (0IeYL)
"Come on Jeb... the leg is good. No bruising."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (BFigT)
That's what's good about sausage, you can just cut off the bits and pieces that are still good and put 'em to use.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (wAnMi)
In Mexico they use the pieces that are not so good an perhaps slightly green, add chiles and spices, and call it Chorizo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:34 PM (ynpvh)
I'm down to samaritans purse, ACLJ, JWR, and my church.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2021 08:34 PM (UUBmN)
For the chains/restaurants that are closing
Posted by: MikeM at November 29, 2021 08:28 PM (WsqCN)
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I hate seeing Eat-n-Park on this list. The food is good, and if you've ever lived in Western Pennsylvania, you'll know that they have the greatest Christmas commercial of all time. They've been showing it for 40 years now, unchanged.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9e2y
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (3cGpq)
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When you need a buffoon, I'm your man!
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (kTF2Z)
I never liked those types of places. But last I heard they got a new ceo a couple years ago and he has turned it around. The numbers are better last time I checked. God knows when that was but I am sticking to it.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (e1mwr)
Yea... no. They can all DIAF. Might make the food taste better and at least be served hot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Home, at the corner of East Overlook and Mornington Lane. Trying to avoid getting beat up by my older brothers.
We had an Ernie Anderson connection through my dad.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
I'm probably wrong but I thought i read that in Deuteronomy just this morning.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (p6tlQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (a4EWo
Hung jury. Black illegal . He's guilty as hell. That juror was retarded.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 08:36 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
no, never late for that
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 08:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 08:37 PM (qjJC2)
And they had all those photos of the tall space alien meeting with world leaders including Presidents Clinton and Bush. I mean, they wouldn't publish fake photos, would they?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:37 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2021 08:37 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t) "
Papa Eez's experience in the Pacific was exactly the opposite ... I dunno, wasn't there myself, just sayin' ... that was about the only story he ever told about The War
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:29
My grt uncle Norm hated the Red Cross as they charged for coffee in France.
Well that's one for the SA being less compassionate, and 2 for Red Cross being so. All based on vets' stories. Anyone else want to weigh in?
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:38 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:34 PM (ynpvh)
Mexico? Pretty sure they've got this shit in Watsonville.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:38 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:38 PM (ONvIw)
i'll be patient.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 08:38 PM (ahosz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
This has GOT to be able to be worked into a pick-up line at a bar.
I'll figure this one out.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:39 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)
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It was a compliment, I assure you!
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 08:39 PM (U1eOr)
Chain franchise closings.
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http;//tinyurl.com/yyj55s3t
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2021 08:26 PM (OaZlZ)
About Papa Johns. It wasn't when they went against the NFL that they started to die. It was when they sacrificed their founder to the woke mob. Everyone abandoned them then.
And another thing they got wrong is Bojangles are also still in Georgia all along the coast.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 08:39 PM (LVgqo)
Man, fuck that commie wikipedia, this place is crawling with smart people that know shit that might actually be useful at some point. Well, at least the recipes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 08:29 PM (wAnMi)
It's the end of the world and you are depending on me? OK, let's get to conjugating some Spanish verbs!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:40 PM (P9T5R)
I recommend Battleground just for the last scene alone.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 08:41 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:35 PM (BFigT)
Red Lobster is my least fave. I don't care what others like, but if you are going to drop a C note, it should be good. They themselves admit it is the biscuits. Think about that, they cost them a couple of bucks at most.
The lobster is often overcooked, and the veggies and sides are worse than grammar school. No problem if people like it. From my experience, a reasonably priced seafood place you can go to regularly is rare. If you are not in a traditional seafood area, it is rare as hen's teeth.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:41 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: CN at November 29, 2021 08:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 08:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:44 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
Some armadillos have the capacity to delay development of fetuses up to a couple of years, and if the fetuses are all the same sex then the mother might hold back one fertilized egg and allow it to split four ways for identical twins.
That would be handy for a climate that can be hit and miss like a desert
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:46 PM (P9T5R)
The lobster is often overcooked, and the veggies and sides are worse than grammar school. No problem if people like it. From my experience, a reasonably priced seafood place you can go to regularly is rare. If you are not in a traditional seafood area, it is rare as hen's teeth.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 08:41 PM (e1mwr)
I never went to one because I don't do seafood. I finally went to one for the first time a few years ago, because the group I was with said yeah you can get a steak. The one around here has an actual bar, and you can eat at the bar (No clue if thats how they all are). To my surprise it was a decent steak, and the long ice teas had serious horsepower. It was not an unpleasant night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 08:47 PM (VwHCD)
Da Plane! Da Plane!!!
Posted by: Mookie at November 29, 2021 08:32 PM (p6tlQ)
It is also the sound of French police sirens: Tatu-tatu-tatu . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:47 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 29, 2021 08:44 PM (nfrXX)
I hate the modern world. They are only pissed because some bonehead fuck marketer spokesman said some shit that they should have known would get them an avalanche of hate from the people who ACTUALLY DONATE TO THE 'SALVATION' ARMY.
Stupid. Mother. Fuckers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:48 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:50 PM (kBuGL)
I hate the modern world. They are only pissed because some bonehead fuck marketer spokesman said some shit that they should have known would get them an avalanche of hate from the people who ACTUALLY DONATE TO THE 'SALVATION' ARMY.
Stupid. Mother. Fuckers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:48 PM (kBuGL)
I think that is part of the problem, the hires that have no idea of how the world works, don't pay attention and know their mastery of everything led them to a college degree. They know this is their chance to remake the world in their own image, and can't get their heads around the idea that a majority of people they depend on will say "no way, you are ugly"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 08:54 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 08:48
^^^Indeed. And how much do these top guys make at NFPs? I recall Lizzie Dole made over $200,000 for heading the Red Cross.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 08:58 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: PaleRider, getting thru Monday at November 29, 2021 09:05 PM (3cGpq)
Chairman/woman: What the heck were you thinking?! Have you seen the reaction? *sigh* We are going to have to issue a retraction and try to salvage this. YOU need to be fired or apologize.
Spokesman under the bright light: But Why?
Chairman: You called our donors racists AND told them to admit it and beg forgiveness.
Spokesman: Yes. And? They ARE racists. They're white.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 09:12 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 08:47 PM (VwHCD)
sounds good to me. I haven't had their steak. When I do go there, I ask them to take the lobster out five minutes early. Trust me, it is already done. My main complaint is the sides. It is not that difficult for a major business to add a bit of individuality to them. It is not like the place is cheap.
Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 09:21 PM (e1mwr)
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