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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/29/21)
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Quote I
The term "Breakthrough Infection" is a not-so-cute euphemism for "the fucking shot doesn't work". Matthew Noto
Quote II "Disproving viral tweets is different than debunking a TV ad. Combating meme makers is different than rebutting newspap er columnists. And the memes are pretty powerful sometimes." CNN's Brian Stelter
Quote III “He became a bright antithesis to Russian capitalism, a guide on how you can get rich in the right way and how you can spend the money you earned in the right way,” said Alexey Firsov,
Quote IV We need to love due process like Brian Stelter, who is a potato, loves carbs. We need to be as committed to due process as Joy Reid is to her bizarre racist insanity. We need to be bigger fans of due process than President * is of Matlock. Kurt Schlichter
LAPD allegedly warned by tech giant to stop creating and using phony accounts to spy on criminal suspects
LOS ANGELES, CA — According to multiple reports, Meta, the company formerly known as Facebook, contacted the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) via letter and requested it stop using “dummy” accounts on its platform to conduct surveillance on other users who the police may regard as criminal suspects. On Nov. 11, Meta’s Roy L. Austin Jr., Vice President and Deputy General Counsel, sent a three-page letter to Chief Michel R. Moore alleging his department was creating phony social media accounts and even impersonating legitimate users.
I'm still trying to get caught up from vacation..............
A federal judge in Missouri has blocked US President Joe Biden’s vaccine mandate for healthcare workers in 10 states, saying that it would need approval from Congress – which it does not have.
US District Court Judge Matthew Schelp issued a preliminary injunction on Monday, blocking the White House’s order that all workers employed by the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) had to be vaccinated by January 4, 2022 or face losing their jobs. “The nature and breadth of the CMS mandate requires clear authorization from Congress—and Congress has provided none,” Schelp said, adding the injunction is warranted by the “vast economic and political significance” of the mandate.
Is the White House backing off on vaccine mandates? Time will tell.
Details are thin, but Presidentish Joe Biden reportedly will suspend his vaccine mandate for federal workers. According to a memo issued by the Biden administration, the “White House’s Office of Management and Budget is telling federal agencies they should hold off on suspending or firing federal workers for not complying with the vaccine mandate until after the holidays
Grand juries could indict a ham sammich it is said. So they indicted Steve Bannon. Bannon says let's open up the evidence.
Former advisor to President Trump, Stephen K. Bannon, has filed a motion to the U.S. district court in order for documents related to his contempt of Congress case to be released publicly. The motion was filed in opposition to the court’s protective order for discovery, which currently prevents both the defense and prosecution from releasing evidence or documents to the public. In a statement provided on behalf of Bannon to the Washington Post, he said, “In the opposition filed today, Mr. Bannon asked the judge to follow the normal process and allow unfettered access to and use of t he documents. Members of the public should make their own independent judgement as to whether the U.S. Department of Justice is committed to a just result based upon all the facts.” On Nov. 12th, Bannon was indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts of contempt of Congress after failing to appear before the House select committee investigating the events of Jan. 6th. Bannon has pleaded not guilty to the charges.
Imagine if Bannon was a RINO?
The self-help industry is booming, fueled by research on positive psychology – the scientific study of what makes people flourish. At the same time, the rates of anxiety, depression and self-harm continue to soar worldwide. So are we doomed to be unhappy, despite these advances in psychology?
According to an influential article published in Review of General Psychology in 2005, 50 percent of people's happiness is determined by their genes, 10 percent depends on their circumstances and 40 percent on "intentional activity" (mainly, whether you're positive or not).
Hmmmm. How can I delicately put this? It's a shame he was shot by a police officer. But, it appears the world he cruised in is a better place now.
HENNEPIN COUNTY, Minn. — The estate of Daunte Wright, 20, who was fatally shot by a former Brooklyn Center officer as he fought to get away from police during a detention, was slapped with a third lawsuit on Monday, according to Fox News.
The lawsuit was filed on behalf of a female crime victim who accused Wright of choking her at gunpoint as he demanded cash during a robbery in December 2019.
The new civil complaint comes a day before jury selection is expected to begin at the Hennepin County Courthouse in the trial for Kim Potter, who is facing manslaughter charges in connection to Wright’s death, Law Officer reported. The circumstances are also the origin of the felony arrest warrant that was issued for Wright when he fought with officers in his desire to get away. Potter reportedly discharged her firearm as Wright wrestled to free himself from officers, while intending to deploy her Taser, according to reports. Mike Padden, the attorney handling all three civil lawsuits against Wright’s estate, provided a copy of the latest civil filing to Fox News Digital on Monday.
“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.”
If this season brings out the Clark Griswold in you, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a request. While over-the-top home decorations may spread both Christmas cheer and jealousy among your neighbors, please make sure your holiday laser lights are aimed at the house and not the sky. In recent years, holiday light projectors have become all the rage in seasonal decorating, bringing ease to a task that traditionally required untangling endless yards of string lights and standing on a ladder in the bitter cold. In a recent statement, the FAA said that holiday laser displays can cause major problems for pilots. “Each year, we receive reports from pilots who are distracted or temporarily blinded by residential laser-light displays,” said the agency. “You might not realize this, but a well-meaning attempt to spread holiday cheer has the potential to create a serious safety risk to pilots and passengers on airplanes that fly overhead,” continues the statement. “So please make sure all laser lights are directed at your house and not pointing towards the sky. The extremely concentrated beams of laser lights reach much farther than you might realize.
Wow, these are some charming neighbors to have.
Air ambulance team share 'brutal' message resident sent after being woken up
The unknown person wrote a blistering message to Hampshire and Isle of Wight Air Ambulance demanding to know why they had been flying at 4am - and said they would no longer donate It's never ideal to be woken up from a deep slumber – but surely nobody could be that angry when the disturbance was caused by the emergency services...would they? Well, it turns out some people have no shame - including one unnamed resident who was left fuming after being woken up by an air ambulance.
For many the idea of shifting into a parallel universe will be something left to superhero movies and science fiction books. But for some it is perhaps a reality, with dozens of TikTok users are claiming they have shifted realities into parallel timelines - both accidentally and intentionally. The users claim they use the shower as their portal for time travel, simply by changing the temperature from hot to cold and 'manifesting' the change they want.
There are two bright spots in the next story. They weren't trapped with a Yoko cover band or Tanya.
Pondering being trapped on a desert island with only an Oasis cover band for entertainment may sound like a fun hypothetical to weigh over a pint of beer. But that was essentially the fate for 60 or so pubgoers at the Tan Hill Inn. For three days, visitors to the UK’s highest pub were stranded after a powerful snowstorm dumped about 3 feet (1 meter) of snow on the Yorkshire highlands. The road leading to the pub was only just cleared, allowing visitors to escape (or be dragged, as the case may be) back to real life. Noasis, an Oasis cover band, was slated to play the Tan Hill Inn on Friday night. The real Oasis warned of being caught beneath a landslide, but it turns out snow was the real risk the band should’ve warned people about. The Tan Hill Inn sits at 1,732 feet (528 meters) above sea level along a winding road in the Yorkshire Dales. Storm Arwen roared into the UK on Friday, bringing heavy snow and winds to the highlands. Of the three roads to access the inn, two were blocked by snow and a third was blocked by a downed power line.
On this day:29 Nov 2001
Beatles guitarist George Harrison died in Los Angeles of lung cancer aged 58. Following the breakup of The Beatles Harrison had a successful career as a solo artist and later as part of the Traveling Wilburys. The youngest member of The Beatles, (aged 16 when he joined), his compositions include ‘Taxman’, ‘Here Comes the Sun’, ‘Something’, and ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’. Harrison released the acclaimed triple album, All Things Must Pass, in 1970, from which came the worldwide No.1 single 'My Sweet Lord.' via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 29 Nov 1933
John Mayall, 'father of the UK blues movement', his Bluesbreakers Band has featured Eric Clapton Mick Taylor, Mick Fleetwood, John McVie, Jack Bruce, Peter Green and Jimmy McCulloch. via thisdayinmusic.com
There's fame and then there is the fame that comes from being Genius Award Winners.
NOVEMBER 22--While seated in the rear of a Florida Highway Patrol cruiser, Summer Watkins had a brilliant idea. “Baby, we should record an OnlyFans video back here,” the 24-year-old yelled to her male companion, who would soon join her in the squad car. Watkins and Yordan Noa, 24, were seated in the police vehicle after Noa’s BMW was pulled over early Thursday since he was driving with a suspended license. Cops planned to transport the duo to nearby Shell station in Naples where they could “make arrangements to get home,” according to an arrest report. When Noa joined her in the patrol car, Watkins asked a cop, “What if I suck his dick back here?” The officer replied that she could not do that. Watkins, however, persisted: “Can I suck his dick back here?” The officer responded, “No.”They look like a lovely couple.
This looks interesting and I may well contact my orthopod about it. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A new medical procedure could improve quality of life for millions of people after they undergo knee replacement surgery. The treatment offers arthritis patients long term pain relief and an alternative to highly addictive painkillers, say scientists. Arthritis or similar health conditions can make the joints, including knees and hips, extremely painful.
A growing number of patients are getting knee replacement surgery in the hope of regaining some mobility and quality of life. But between 15 and 30 percent of those who go under the knife continue to experience pain and stiffness. While some decide to go through surgery again, there is no guarantee this will solve the problem. Now, scientists in the United States have tested a new procedure which could offer them long-term relief at last. Assistant professor Felix Gonzalez at the Emory University School of Medicine in Atlanta said, “A lot of patients don’t achieve any resolution of pain. “It’s a big problem, and up till now, there weren’t any other options.”
The procedure, dubbed cooled radio frequency ablation (C-RFA), involves using a large needle to target specific nerve locations around the knee while the patient is under general anaesthetic.
A probe is then guided to the location before emitting a low voltage current—or radio frequency to the deep sensory nerves around the knee. Dr Gonzalez said, “With a larger propagating heat wave, you can account for the differences in nerve anatomy from patient to patient because of a larger treatment zone. “Treating a larger zone increases the effectiveness of the procedure.” The researchers surveyed 21 patients who had complete knee replacement surgery and were suffering from persistent chronic pain.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 29, 2021 09:55 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 29, 2021 09:56 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 29, 2021 09:56 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, no llama sacrifice! at November 29, 2021 09:57 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 09:57 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 09:57 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at November 29, 2021 09:58 PM (ldUyv)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:58 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 29, 2021 09:59 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: wing at November 29, 2021 09:59 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 09:59 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:00 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:00 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: IanDeal at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (MGjjz)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (0pv1a)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Better than being soiled.--FJB
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:02 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)
Someone roll up the US Constitution and beat this judge until he comprehends freedom and the way our system of government works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 29, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 10:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Sandy at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
* smiles and nods *
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jmel at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (PQ4Fz)
It's not the one you imagine it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot
Pretty sure I know but I'll wait for other guesses.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
It's not the one you imagine it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)
PA
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Jmel at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (bVhJi)
Embrace and encourage that mutation.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (AiZBA)
I'm guessing Ohio or Pennsylvania. I know it isn't Vermont!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (LtGlA)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, no llama sacrifice! at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
I don't think so. I don't remember any covered bridges in the Quechee Gorge.
Of course I was on my honeymoon, so I wasn't much looking at, or for covered bridges at the time
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (PQ4Fz)
Lovely photo of the covered bridge up top. Nice tune behind the photo too. First time I've seen Steely Dan on video.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)
He was my favorite Beatle by the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)
I had totally forgotten that song. It's now on my playlist. Thanks Mis Hum
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (AiZBA)
I'm guessing Ohio or Pennsylvania. I know it isn't Vermont!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)
Certainly not Rhode Island.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
I'll say it: "Omicron" doesn't exist. "Omicron" is the cover story for the poisoning deaths from the coerced injections, AND an excuse for Big Pharma to declare that everyone must start over and be injected with another brand-new poison.
https://is.gd/dX0eQk
and about NC Lt Gov Mark Robinson:
CAN YOU IMAGINE if there were ONE Catholic Bishop alive today with this virility: "You can get CUT UP, DRESSED UP, MADE UP, DRUGGED UP, but at the end of the day you are the MAN or WOMAN God made you." [from an embedded video clip]
https://is.gd/OqcQdH
She's fond of capital letters too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (mD/uy)
Damn TP...you got it!
I knew it wasn't Vermont, and I don't think Ohio has that many...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Splunge
For me the true test is: "Is he a menace to society?"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Lurking.
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Talking points on an ONT as compared to yacht rock or icing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Because creating fake accounts is Meta's job?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (rwusL)
It's not the one you imagine it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)
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Either PA or OH would be my guess. They're everywhere.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
if you dump a dead body into the water from that bridge, no one will see who done it !
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (V13WU)
kLimAtE cHAnGe. Snow storms will be a thing of the past!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Almost all of them are old. Hallmarks of a probably imagined more genteel age. We like old crap- what can I say?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (sGnvY)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)
Too broad. At this stage, anyone voting Democrat would qualify.
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
It's not the one you imagine it is...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Not the one w/ Madison County?
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
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Ok, diabolically clever then.
Huzzah!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
All day, every day.
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)
You are of course correct.
And the fucking cocksucking nanny-state scumbags put up an anti-suicide fence along the road over the gorge. It completely ruined a magnificent view.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
*monotone* I have never heard of King Harv. All hail, King Harv!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (kBuGL)
Darn that Sandy....shows up everywhere, yet always spouts the same bow-wow-wow....
Change it up, dude...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (Q9lwr)
I wanted to go Ohio at first, but thought the better of it having grown up there. Vermont would have been my first choice.
Finding out it was PA made me double take, and then it made sense.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Maybe they're just Klingons?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (kb45a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (sAmhv)
He was my favorite Beatle by the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Roy Orbison was also only 58 when he died. Seemed like he was a lot older.
My favorite Beatle is none. Or Bailey.
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
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King Harv is a pimp.
Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
kLimAtE cHAnGe. Snow storms will be a thing of the past!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (sAmhv)
The jackass who convinced the weather h/bimbos to use names for freaking storms of any type needs some *types* *deletes* in xir life.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (llON8)
Maybe they're just Klingons?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (kb45a)
Then let them read it in the original Klingon then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)
STOP...did they really!
***SMFH***
I love that whole area...what a shame!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (vuisn)
Maybe they're just Klingons?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (kb45a)
Then let them read it in the original Klingon then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (ynpvh)
There was a missed sock opportunity...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (+ya+t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0DW9m0q6sI
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (I9jxh)
HAHA...he circled back and nuked that clown reporter
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (T/yKs)
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Use it to educate them on the Fortinbras Effect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
It's an amazing view...intimate and beautiful and grand all at the same time.
They really fucked it up.
I hate government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
hmmm; Maybe this is what he wanted all along.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM
Juan Valdez' "donkey" was actually a mule named 'Conchita'...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: Splunge
Splunge you magnificent bastid, you are catching my point precisely !
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at November 29, 2021 10:10 PM
Juan Valdez' "donkey" was actually a mule named 'Conchita'...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (k+80L)
Makes sense if your smuggling cocaine. Coffee on top, coke in the mule.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
If your wagon slides off the road, on a road, you are on the side of the road.
If your wagon slides off the road, on a Bridge? you're in the river.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
I knew it wasn't Vermont, and I don't think Ohio has that many...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)
*walks away with charlie brown shoulders*
see 35
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (MFphb)
"Shazzaam" is a better Captain Marvel Movie than Captain Marvel is. Fight me!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (vuisn)
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Vienna was the point of entry for coffee and the coffehouse culture into Europe. I can't believe those long-chinned cousin-humping bastards weren't into it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)
I do too...and yes, they did.
The worst part about it is that if one were really intent upon suicide, what better place than one of the most beautiful places in America?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:05 PM (MFphb)
Sorry OEJ, I'm just backing through the thread, you are correct as well.
TonyPete gets the nod though, even if he didn't come right out and say it.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (vuisn)
Aaron's defiance in 'Titus' is Klingonish.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
Don't get me going on our county board and forester.
Our county's biggest draw is tourism, fishing, atving, snowmobiling.
And they love to clear cut everything. Looks like KS, no offense KS Morons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
He was my favorite Beatle by the way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)
IIRC he was assaulted and injured by someone who broke into his home, and his health was not good afterwards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 10:13 PM (oHd/0)
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It's okay. I'm a good swimmer.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (VxC1e)
I like the No Fear editions.
My son liked those. If they hadn't already been donated to the library I'd offer to send you his.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (T/yKs)
Truth. Memes aren't pictures with pithy text. They are precisely what news holes erroneously refer to as "narratives".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 10:16 PM (55Qr6)
They really fucked it up.
I hate government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
If they want to jump, let them jump!
But for goodness sake don't spoil the view for sane people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
Never tried his stuff. King Harv seems like a cool guy. Someone here uses his name when commenting - not sure if it's really him or a sock??
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (mD/uy)
Damn TP...you got it!
I knew it wasn't Vermont, and I don't think Ohio has that many...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Pennsylvania is an older state than Ohio, and it is larger than Vermont.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)
There's still Ithaca's gorges.
***just being dark folks, not serious***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
I lost my underwear in the back of my car one night.
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Since this is friendly blog, I'll just say "Watch your six!" Doof boy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy
I hear it's easier when you are standing on someone's shoulders - right Ted?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (EZebt)
I thought they had a net up for years now...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:18 PM (BgMrQ)
The punchline of Romeo and Juliet is literally "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2021 10:18 PM (kOpft)
I always thought the entire point of a covered bridge is to protect the timber and thus the safety of the structure...
That, and horses being arseholes about crossing bridges sometimes!
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:18 PM (k+80L)
I've been collecting classic novels. My bookshelf is looking more and more like a high school library. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
But for goodness sake don't spoil the view for sane people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
It sounds cruel, but I think you are correct (even if you are making fun of me).
Government is for the people, not tiny little needy and disturbed segments of the whole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
It's the blisters I can do without.
Posted by: Idahonian at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (hD2j4)
Could be worse. They could insist you be "fully vaccinated" to jump.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Well that, and cancer...but mostly the cancer thing.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (kBuGL)
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but... Olivia Hussey!
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (kb45a)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
I've helped a couple of friends make the stuff. When I end my Cobship and real job I might take it up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai
Throw a blind on trained horse, you can walk them into hell.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
You must mean how they used to look. That or you have quite the pron collection.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Don't go using logic now missy...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Government is for the people, not tiny little needy and disturbed segments of the whole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (Q9lwr)
Of course, I am correct, and I was not making fun of you. Like so many other very bad things, you get more of what you coddle!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (+ya+t)
https://is.gd/ijSY6u
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (llON8)
I don't believe a single year passes without some troubled soul jumping off of a bridge in Ithaca...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
It's also one of the better chapters in Joyce's 'Ulysses.'
Better, not best.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (M3Z2J)
German Euthanasia Clinics Require COVID Vaccination for Patients Seeking Assisted Suicide
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
Yes, but it takes FOREVER to get there.
Posted by: Odysseus at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (kb45a)
Yeah.. back in the good old days. Now... not so much.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (nxdel)
Folks who are intent on suicide often do it in a place that is meaningful to the people they leave behind. Those people left can never again enjoy that place.
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I mean an official HS library.
Also, real books can't be disappeared like they can be from a Kindle or other electronic device.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
I always thought the entire point of a covered bridge is to protect the timber and thus the safety of the structure...
That, and horses being arseholes about crossing bridges sometimes!
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:18 PM (k+80L)
I always figured it was because of the same problem interstate overpasses have - ice and snow is going to build up faster and thicker on an uncovered bridge than anywhere else.
no one ever built any covered bridges in the south.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (evAgx)
Could we ask for a fact check on this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Could be worse. They could insist you be "fully vaccinated" to jump.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (SchxB)
BUT, at least right now you do not need to be masked to jump!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
I don't believe a single year passes without some troubled soul jumping off of a bridge in Ithaca...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (k+80L)
Well have you seen the scarcity and price of ammo?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (kb45a)
I see Spielberg's West Side Story is in theaters soon.
Future classic or repackaged dreck?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (MFphb)
I've known too many people who did try and went insane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
But for goodness sake don't spoil the view for sane people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
It sounds cruel, but I think you are correct (even if you are making fun of me).
Government is for the people, not tiny little needy and disturbed segments of the whole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (Q9lwr)
I can't wait for the Gov't to make the Grand Canyon ADA approved...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (V13WU)
Could we ask for a fact check on this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
Nah, a ways below Rome and to the left...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (BgMrQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0DW9m0q6sI
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (I9jxh)
HAHA...he circled back and nuked that clown reporter
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (+I6Y/)
This was excellent, but it would have put a finer point on the matter if the AG asked about that reporter's HIV status. We had an AIDS crisis back in the 80s, but we made it legal for someone to keep their health status confidential from everyone - including employers - except the person they were about to have intercourse with.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (mdjgu)
https://twitter.com/ArtValley818_/status/
1465442266810486787?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (FcPY7)
Posted by: Been Lurking at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (JVCkA)
Yet, he scares me sometimes...
Weird feelings...what's an 'ette to do...
I guess I'll have another beer. Cheers!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (16EvI)
Good to know people can still enjoy the smell of the salt air as they plummet to oblivion.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM (kOpft)
Fed bosses don't work in December, so they pretty much said we won't enforce it til our vacation is over...
It's not a reprieve on the mandate, it's just a reality...
Posted by: Nova local at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
I've known too many people who did try and went insane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
You really are full of shit, aren't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
The CDC just admitted the clot shot doesn't stop transmission so...there is no actual reason for it.
I presume if Biden does back down it means that the data on how dangerous the clot shot is, is about to come out.
And...I see from Alex Berenson that British people who've gotten the clot shot are dying at twice the rate of people who haven't.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (kb45a)
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Any schoolboy from the 70's knows damn well what I meant!
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)
Why read a knock off when you could read the original?
Posted by: Homer at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
You must mean how they used to look. That or you have quite the pron collection.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (SchxB)
Isn't a high school library without the book where the kid get his dick sucked by an adult...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM
The thing is, in days of yore, one crossed a bridge with the horse he had, not necessarily with the horse he wished he had!
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (k+80L)
Could be worse. They could insist you be "fully vaccinated" to jump.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (SchxB)
ain't gonna stop me!
Posted by: Billy Jo McCallister at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Hah! You are well informed! It would be fun to share your experience. (without giving too much away, thank you so much for your gift!)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I understand the cruelty of suicide, but the government shouldn't penalize the many for the psychiatric illness of the few.
Imagine if they put up a 10' barrier along the beach near your home, just to prevent the few profoundly disturbed people each year from attempting suicide.
You would be pissed...and rightly so!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
I've known too many people who did try and went insane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
It's Finnegan's Wake that will do it to you.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (evAgx)
Don't snow that much down theyah...
Posted by: Bert & I at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (BgMrQ)
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Indiana?
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 10:21 PM (+ya+t)
Atlantis?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Didn't the original have Leonard Bernstein?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (kb45a)
I like the No Fear editions.
=====
Even better - check out the Thug Notes series on Youtube. Perhaps not the best actual reviews, but very funny.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (8AONa)
Good to know people can still enjoy the smell of the salt air as they plummet to oblivion.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)
If you can smell a fart through the mask you can smell the salt air.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (llON8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (16EvI)
https://twitter.com/ArtValley818_/status/
1465442266810486787?
Posted by: vmom -
vmom, what's there. those links with spaces never work for me.
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:25 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (U2p+3)
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched
Oft times, that is so true.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
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Man. Tough crowd.
*yanks collar*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
But it was a 'good' kind of insane, right?
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
No way you can ever end your Cobship, Mis Hum. The Horde would miss you terribly and, besides that, everyone knows that slaves cannot quit!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
You are an obtuse dullard, grow up.
Or find a new blog to bother.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Folks who are intent on suicide often do it in a place that is meaningful to the people they leave behind. Those people left can never again enjoy that place.
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I have always viewed almost all suicides as a final "fuck you" to those left behind. That seems to be the way they work no matter the ostensible reason, method, or location!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
It's a chippy night.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (oSX/P)
https://twitter.com/ArtValley818_/status/
1465442266810486787?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM
Sweet Mother of God, please let that be real!
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)
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I recently discussed with someone close how the neighborhood I grew up in (and still live in) is full of bad juju. My sister was weeding our garden once and the neighbor's wife came running out of the house screaming "He's going to kill me!" The husband came running out with a gun and pulled the trigger. It backfired and killed him. Seriously bad juju for a young girl to watch. Things got worse as you went up the block.
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (U1eOr)
Why read a knock off when you could read the original?
Posted by: Homer at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
I liked reading the Illiad. My favorite part involved King Agamemnon, in an effort to appease Achilles, offering his best lesbians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
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IE - "I have rights that you don't have"
Posted by: 29Victor at November 29, 2021 10:28 PM (BJKQV)
I must have missed something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:28 PM (6FeV1)
2. if you are unhappy it is your fault
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:28 PM (K3ZCc)
qdp, perhaps in an alternate universe (far far away) you might not be an asshole, but by George, you sure are one in this universe!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
(Points 'used prostitute' at Insomniac)
He needs a hug. You will hug him. Do it now.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
Try again as an adult.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (oSX/P)
put up your own
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jewells45
Which is very rare. The coroner told me women very rarely use weapons. He surmised they want to remain intact for the funeral.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:29 PM (6FeV1)
there was a time when the wife of a neighbor got so angry when they were fighting that she started hyperventilating and they had to dial emergency
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (K3ZCc)
I liked reading the Illiad. My favorite part involved King Agamemnon, in an effort to appease Achilles, offering his best lesbians.
You get drunk and kiss one girl and suddenly you and your whole island are lesbians.
Posted by: Sappho at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero
I'm guessing here: bridges surface was wood, a cover with a shingles roof kept the elements off, so the bridge lasted longer. Also kept it free of ice and snow.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (OssQ4)
I'm agreeing with you.
Don't ruin a beautiful place with a fence.
Assholes are going to asshole.
And my dad DID kill himself on a beach I once enjoyed with my sons. I can't go there anymore.
It was his final "fuck you," but. Whatever. There's no fence that would have stopped him
Perhaps there should be a mailbox full of pils or a gun. Make it easier instead of more difficult.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (k+80L)
what is there ?
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
But...pretty sure Jesus never snuck out behind his shed to light up weird looking cigarettes.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (ESjRY)
Imagine if they put up a 10' barrier along the beach near your home, just to prevent the few profoundly disturbed people each year from attempting suicide.
You would be pissed...and rightly so!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
I vaguely remember when one NYC college student was killed by a brick that came off the side of a Manhattan building back in the 90s (?). What was the response? Mandate scaffolding for any building at risk of falling debris. What was the result? Blighted walkways all though the city. As far as I know, those scaffolds are still there. Yuck.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Depression, and despair are powerful motivators.
Putting a gun in my mouth was not a "fuck you" act in any way shape or form.
Perhaps I'm in/was in the minority, but I tend to think not...
Posted by: Bert & I at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Same here. Our block had another suicide and an attempted murder. We moved shortly after the attempted murder incident.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
Been drunk and kissed lots of girls, no one ever called me a lesbian.
I'm kind of sad about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (SchxB)
Is everyone else getting those ads on the front page?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 29, 2021 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
I've ordered their "America's" sampler, and it was all very good. Probably the best coffee I've ever tasted. Drinking black or with a bit of cream. I enjoyed the different kinds. It was expensive though. About 3x the cost of the most expensive store brand. He's out of Florida and advertises on a few conservative sites. I'm probably going to splurge again and get more for during Christmas and through winter early spring.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Sappho at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (ESjRY)
Rumor has is you kissed a girl, and liked it.
So anyways, we got that in common. You know how to make a sammich?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (MFphb)
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Brother in MN makes it last I heard. Good stuff.
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (+ya+t)
This here is why morons love MisHum, and that wacky WD for our ONT needs.
Of course we always need a dash of CBD (shudder/s)....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)
https://twitter.com/ArtValley818_/status/
1465442266810486787?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 29, 2021 10:23 PM (FcPY7)
if you look down the twitter thread you'll see a link to the *original* video that where the audio comes from, and damn that's even funnier than the fake one!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (evAgx)
219 Wow my new Kindle needs some autocucumber training.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (OssQ4)
Kindle "spell check" is a stubborn thing.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (F9322)
bad turkey
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist
You can't appreciate MacBeth until you have read it in the original Klingon.
Posted by: General Chang at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
Then set on fire.
And then replaced by Kaboom.
Which was also peed in, though that might have improved it.
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Achilles at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Well that, and cancer...but mostly the cancer thing.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Oops. Now that you mention it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
"Disproving viral tweets is different than debunking a TV ad. Combating meme makers is different than rebutting newspaper columnists. And the memes are pretty powerful sometimes." CNN's Brian Stelter - -
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This is serious, guys. How, exactly, do you prove you are not a potato?
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (BB7pQ)
Red Rubber Ball.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)
I'm probably being insulted, but it still made me laugh!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (LVgqo)
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I think you should disclose that King Harv has awarded you a mocha estate with hereditary title.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (F9322)
"I don't remember eating asparagus...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (6FeV1)
Putting a gun in my mouth was not a "fuck you" act in any way shape or form.
Perhaps I'm in/was in the minority, but I tend to think not...
Posted by: Bert & I at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
I don't believe you were.
I understand some do have a final fuck you to say.
Others just want to be rid of the pain.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Which was also peed in, though that might have improved it.
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (F9322)
Gandhi-approved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)
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I've been thinking lately about the line "There's a lot of ruin in a nation." I also think there's a lot of pain in a person.
Most of the time people are fine, but boy there are times when there's a whole lot of pain in a body.
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM
Dr Nurse Jill reads a story to a bunch of kids, and one of them appears to yell, "Shut the f*ck up!"...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Iowa has quite a few. That's where Bridges of Madison County is from. The original house the film crew found for filming.....the owners found out what the story was about and pulled back their house from filming
Winterset IA is also the birthplace of Marion Morris. Nice little museum and the garbage trucks have his picture on the side.
My grandfather lived there. There used to be a poster russ in winterset. Wonder what ever happened to him?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (/UQ/R)
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I have always viewed almost all suicides as a final "fuck you" to those left behind. That seems to be the way they work no matter the ostensible reason, method, or location!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Sigh, such a painful subject.
For those who have never suffered the soul crushing loss of a loved one, DO NOT JUDGE!!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
if somebody is going to insult you they should have the decency to do it in a fabulous way
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
Bob Dole thinks Meryl had some little blue pills which she shared with her new friend.
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Achilles at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
I thought I had it bad
Posted by: Whiterun Guard #4 at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (V13WU)
The Europeans have been happily shutting down coal plants (except for Poland) and nuclear (except for France), and replacing them with "clean", unreliable "renewable" resources. But not to worry - they can back up the renewables with natural gas - which is imported from Russia, and under Putin's control.
This has already doubled electric rates in Germany, but they are moving on to Phase 2 of the Green Nude Eel, which is the possibility of rolling blackouts. In midwinter.
Turns out that the wind doesn't blow when it's cold, and solar doesn't work very well in the winter in Europe (Berlin now has eight hours of daylight, and 7:40 of daylight at the solstice). France has been delaying maintenance of its nuclear plants due to Covid, so they have less power to export than usual.
But not to worry, I'm sure Putin will bail the Europeans out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Do not take Lesbos if you are allergic to Lesbos or any of its ingredients.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (BB7pQ)
We'll drive two ten penny nails into your head. If we can't use them to light a bulb, we'll leave you alone about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)
Gone are the belt skirts and tube tops, in are the flannel and corduroy.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
Putting a gun in my mouth was not a "fuck you" act in any way shape or form.
Perhaps I'm in/was in the minority, but I tend to think not...
Posted by: Bert & I at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
It can be a "Fuck You". There is a story in my family of a doctor who was pissed off becuase his wife opened Christmas presents without him present. He shot his baby boy, his daughter, then went to his wife, told he this was all her fault and hoped she would live with the guilt forever before blowing his brains out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (K3ZCc)
It's the only way to go...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Tranny at November 29, 2021 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
Then set on fire.
And then replaced by Kaboom.
Which was also peed in, though that might have improved it.
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (F9322)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
I understand some do have a final fuck you to say.
Others just want to be rid of the pain.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yeah - crippling depression probably weighs on each of us differently and can lead to a path where 'no one in her right mind' would do XX.
The 'in your right mind' is a big factor.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:38 PM (mD/uy)
Fuck you, finally.
(Sighs, looks around, hears leaves falling, a dog barking in the distance, smell of woodsmoke)
OK, whatever, I have a few more 'fuck you's.'
(Resumes bagging leaves)
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM (M3Z2J)
Perhaps I'm in/was in the minority, but I tend to think not...
Posted by: Bert & I at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
I don't believe you were.
I understand some do have a final fuck you to say.
Others just want to be rid of the pain.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Depression fucks with the mind. Some believe not only are they getting rid of their pain, but that they are removing the pain of their existence from others. Clinical depression is a nasty, nasty trip that if you've never been on you just can't understand, and even if you have you don't necessarily know what someone else is feeling.
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM (F9322)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Achilles at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
Because it never did...Achilles rejected the offer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)
I'm probably being insulted, but it still made me laugh!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
CBD, there's always Sou Vide!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bete at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM (F9322)
Yes, all true, but understanding that we don't understand is the best we can do.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (Q9lwr)
Silly me, I've been flushing the toilet trying to get rid of this timeline.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:09 PM (Q9lwr)
STOP...did they really!
***SMFH***
I love that whole area...what a shame!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Those pricks. I always made a point of swinging by Quechee gorge if I was anywhere close to it. We would often stay in near by Woodstock and sometimes hike the small trail into the gorge.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (aghXp)
Posted by: Sous Vide at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
As for "the final fuck you", I can't speak for others, but I've always believed that my funeral will be attended by people saying "how sad" to each other because that's what's socially required at funerals, but secretly longing to get home and pop open the champagne.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Sous Vide at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
***SNORT***
Well done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Wait...I'm thinking it would be impossible to insult you.
I'd give it a go, but I'm a nice girl *tee-hee*....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:41 PM (16EvI)
For those who have never suffered the soul crushing loss of a loved one, DO NOT JUDGE!!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
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Agreed.
Personally, I'm going through the hardest time imaginable. I recently went a couple days without eating anything. My wife was worried, saying I needed to eat something, etc...
She didn't understand that it wasn't stress or depression that was keeping me from eating. It was a dry-run.
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:41 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
I had leftover bone-in pork roast from Thanksgiving tonight for dinner.
Eight hour Sous Vide, then finished with a glaze on the grill.
Unbelievable. Fan-Fucking-tastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:42 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Not saying that the act can't be a final "fuck you".
I'm saying that I believe the number skew towards a person wanting the pain to end.
Unfortunately we'll never have a true understanding of those who were "successful".
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Do I need to flee?
Or should I just let it be?
I think I'll just wait and see...
Dr. Seuss can suck my wee
Cuz' I nailed this to a tee
Posted by: Starbelly Sneetche at November 29, 2021 10:42 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:39 PM
*imagines all the Aztecs are down with scurvy...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (k+80L)
___
So, so true.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Still $20, right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jewells45
That was so dear of your hubby to help clean up. It was a huge help for the family. The coroner doesn't do it, that's for sure. My house was also descended upon by dear neighbors who helped to a degree I could never repay.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Still $20, right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (II3Gr)
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Not including the Christmas tip, cheapskate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (kTF2Z)
at what time ?
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Good to know that I am now completely invulnerable to Covid!
Thanks, Dr. "I am Science" Fauci!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
CBD, there's always Sou Vide!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
Or, of course, French Toast. By the way, one day last week my wife left me some beaten eggs with S&P in them, and told me that I can make French Toast with the batter. I did, even though I never thought I would dip bread in eggs that had pepper in them. Thought - very briefly - about eating them without syrup, then had second thoughts about that, and poured the maple stuff on. Tasted great, even though 'salt and pepper'.
What went through my mind as I was eating it? "Come on, D. Skip the syrup next time and eat them as CBD meant for them to be eaten."
I'll let you know how that goes. Soon.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (kTF2Z)
I guess insults are best served cold, after a long Sous Vide.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Dreadfully bad story and lame movie. But Clint used to do some real turkeys to raise money to make his own stuff.
The problem is, he directed it too. And he didn't do one of his distinctive Clint Eastwood pet project movies for years after that. He was busy with stuff like Absolute Power and Space Cowboys but... I dunno. Maybe he just liked the book?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (kTF2Z)
at what time ?
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (V13WU)
Make it fabulous. Will ya?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sous Vide at November 29, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
***SNORT***
Well done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
Shouldn't that be: Done to perfection, and not "well done"?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I knew a family where the dad committed suicide and his elementary aged kid found his body. I don't think it was his intention to screw up his kid, but that was a result.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
* * * *
Thank you for dealing with boorish behavior. It gets to be a bit much, overly repetitive, and way too personal.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:44 PM (VxC1e)
What, you put a little red nose on it or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (6FeV1)
I'll let you know how that goes. Soon.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (mdjgu)
Join me on the dark side!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (k+80L)
They're working on the bomb-shelter excavation. Aztecs, incidentally, can't bag leaves worth a damn.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (M3Z2J)
I remembered I have a used copy of _Land of the Firebird_ from yesterday's Book Thread, where they pointed at a +$100.00 price for a new copy at Amazon. I think I must have seen it while looking for something else and thought "Hey, it'll help me understand the Ancient Russian Taoist Masters like Peter Goullart."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (kb45a)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (kTF2Z)
I see what you did there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Keeps the bridge from blocked by ice and snow in Winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Poor little guy. Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (nxdel)
If they were Brit's, the imprecation would have been:
Bloody Hell!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 10:49 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:49 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (llON
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Kwee-chee
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:49 PM (U1eOr)
They feel old timey to me like stepping back 150 years in time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:49 PM (KZzsI)
The BBC made a new version of the legend called "Troy Fall of the City" and they decided to show the scenes with Achilles and Briseis also with Patroclus the old devil's threesome. Which had f*ck all to do with the story.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:49 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:48 PM (llON
Kwee-Chee is one
Kee-Chee is another
Kweh is right out...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)
It's a final "fuck you."
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:22 PM (U2p+3)
I knew a family where the dad committed suicide and his elementary aged kid found his body. I don't think it was his intention to screw up his kid, but that was a result.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Another family story, more removed: During the Stock Market Crash of '29, one guy (related by marriage), went home to the back yard and blew his head off with a shotgun. HIS LITTLE KID found the body in the backyard. It was horrible to hear. My Dad told me that one back when I was a young teen...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (U1eOr)
He cleaned up toot sweet after that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (mD/uy)
I'll let you know how that goes. Soon.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 10:45 PM (mdjgu)
Join me on the dark side!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (Q9lwr)
Don't have to. My wife treats me like a god sometimes, giving me burnt offerings.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (k+80L)
They're working on the bomb-shelter excavation. Aztecs, incidentally, can't bag leaves worth a damn.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:46 PM (M3Z2J)
That's because their heart isn't in it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (QU5/8)
Why does qdbsteve post here?
Is it a cry for help *um*, a need for attention, or just good, old fashioned masochism...
I kinda feel for the guy, but that's just me....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Hollywood. It's charming.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (0hbQ6)
For those of you who have AXS TV in your cable lineup or streaming setup - the movie I'm Gonna Git You Sucka is coming on at 11pm Eastern time
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (llON8)
italians
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (QU5/
You can be pissed at them for refusing to get the help they need otherwise I agree.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (EeUIW)
Coming soon to Hallmark Sandy and the Fleet. The touching story of the plucky heroin who won the heart, and manhood, of the entire 5th Fleet.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (ESjRY)
JACKED.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:50 PM (VxC1e)
Ummm...from the last thread...better jacked off than jacked on?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jewells45
That was so dear of your hubby to help clean up. It was a huge help for the family. The coroner doesn't do it, that's for sure. My house was also descended upon by dear neighbors who helped to a degree I could never repay.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)
There is a business in N.O called "Clean Scene". They clean homicide and suicide messes in homes. Of course we really need that here.
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (AmoqO)
italians
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Ya sure it wasn't a certain Representative from MN who fucked her brother?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
You're on to something. (Has sullen Aztecs painted blue, hauled up the ziggurat, de-hearted with obsidian blades).
That sun ain't gonna rise itself.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (M3Z2J)
in fairness, they were going to need new carpet either way.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:54 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 29, 2021 10:54 PM (8548M)
But ultimately depression turns you in on yourself until that's all you see and all you care about. Suicide is completely self focused and selfish, caring nothing about anyone else or what it does to others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: A whole bunch of non-Aztecs after visiting the old city at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:30 PM (K3ZCc)
My brother in law's parents had a couple in their neighborhood who would get into screaming fights over their Bibles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (llON
Saw one running down a local street a week or two ago. At first, I thought it was a dog...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Not firing people for refusing to take the vaccine is NOT the same as suspending the actual mandate. I couldn't find anything in the memo that said they were actually suspending the mandate itself.
Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (Gcsm/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: M
they way the referred to the merits of each others parents I would say no, but who knows
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (K3ZCc)
Why does qdbsteve post here?
Is it a cry for help *um*, a need for attention, or just good, old fashioned masochism...
I kinda feel for the guy, but that's just me....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I think he's probably a good person, but he wants to be "The Guy", which is fine. if he owns, the platform. Otherwise, you are correct. He just wants strokes..
Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (EeUIW)
italians
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)
MAMA MIA THAT'S SOME SPICY MEATBALLS!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:54 PM (KZzsI)
...ok then.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
"And every one of them was a bad lay!!!!"
--the woman from Ron White's comedy show
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 29, 2021 10:56 PM (8548M)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:57 PM (K3ZCc)
Harrison died in Nov 2001.
If I am Paul or Ringo, I would be nervous in October of 2022.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 29, 2021 10:57 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 10:57 PM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (jL5Zd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarianp
I may have been too harsh previously, because I do believe there can be an intolerable level of pain (mental and/or physical) that makes life seem unbearable.
BUT I also know that there is incredible devastation that is wreaked on the innocents that are an unwilling (and often faultless) part of a suicide!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (AmoqO)
They made a movie about the business called Sunshine Cleaning.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2021 10:52 PM (0hbQ6)
Actually, one does. The Cornish-Windsor covered bridge between New Hampshire and Vermont over the Connecticut river.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9x4z7a
Posted by: Beartooth at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (aghXp)
The article obliquely references disthymia as "some people... in extreme cases, they may never experience high levels of happiness."
Yeah, disthymia sucks. 0/10, would not recommend.
Posted by: pookysgirl, with entirely too much experience at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (jL5Zd)
-----------
Can it then be sentenced to get in my belly?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Joe Pesci made a really great little 40's crime film called Public Eye about a crime scene photographer who gets involved in a mystery. Its a little sad but he does a terrific job. I think he directed it too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: M
they way the referred to the merits of each others parents I would say no, but who knows
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 10:55 PM (K3ZCc)
I know the joke of which you refer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
Oh I agree that the folks left behind are hurt and devastated, but the person who wants to end it all isn't necessarily thinking about them. Depression sucks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
In this, you are correct.
However this calculus isn't taken into account "in the moment".
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:53 PM (AmoqO)
Hmm , a franchise opportunity?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (jL5Zd)
I'm more worried about the clam chowder.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)
Oh, yeah. For me, I could be a very insulting kinda gal. I just dig these Cobs too much (still gotta say, that CBD scares me
)Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
*suggested edit*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (hOUT3)
That was what stopped me from that final step in front of a train: what it would do to the poor train conductor and my family who love me dearly, though I surely do not deserve their affection. I couldn't do that to them no matter how much I hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (KZzsI)
Bob Dole thinks Meryl had some little blue pills which she shared with her new friend..
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 29, 2021 10:36 PM (llON
-------
Bob, it'd take some blues and yellows and reds for a man to get it up for Meryl.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 11:02 PM (I9jxh)
Child, I say again, you are wise beyond your years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)
You could charge a gold coin per body...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (EeUIW)
Haven't heard of that one but I don't doubt it.
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)
I know several companies who clean up "bio" scenes.
Government red tape comes in rolls.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
That was the one Clint Eastwood movie I hated. I don't like Meryl's acting and in that movie she was more annoying than in most. Her acting looks to me like "acting", especially when she does that whispery voice, fake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (EeUIW)
It is good on multiple levels you did not french kiss a locomotive, my son's last year in Richland Northeast had a kid decide he was going to use a semi on i-77 to engage in partner assisted life cessation....
screwed up the trucker for life.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (+ya+t)
I just saw the movie a month or so ago.
What bothered me was that the character stayed even though she obviously felt she was being held hostage by her children and husband.
Requesting that her ashes be with "him" because she had given her years to "them" almost made me puke.
Posted by: old chick at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)
-----
My mom hated that one. I remember one of the magazines that we got at home doing a Madison-County-themed travel issue after the movie came out, and she furiously cancelled our subscription.
She hated Anna Karenina, too. (Though she may have thought that it was glamorizing adultery and given up in the middle.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (k+80L)
or a junkyard or autobody shop.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (K3ZCc)
Or a boat. Jimmy Hoffa is in deep water off the coast, nobody will find a body out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)
"So...yeah. Got it. McCluskey? Yep...no, I got it. Gets home at 5...and he's gonna be...no, no...get him to drive the 'old' car...yeah...cleanup?...well, I could, but you'd be better off just burning the car..."
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (M3Z2J)
"And every one of them was a bad lay!!!!"
--the woman from Ron White's comedy show
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 10:56 PM (KZzsI)
* * * *
... "maybe it was me?"
One of my favorite short comedy bits!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
*suggested edit*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (hOUT3)
I'm uneasy with the distinction. It implies that the person in distress is in control of his actions as the day plays out.
I need to think more on the implications of the edit.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (+ya+t)
Leaving Las Vegas
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (EeUIW)
kb, do you even stay in the threads anymore? Your Tratter links have been morked since Twatter demands a login before they will show your "media". Why not find another venue to host them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (P3gRi)
Monumentally selfish
vs.
So depressed/ill that rational thought is impossible
I suppose both can be true at the same time - it's a conundrum.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (mD/uy)
The video shown on the local SF news (minutes ago) show Dorsey with a neatly-trimmed beard, clean clothes, likely still cognizant of reality. I suspect he he sees that Twitter's days are numbered, and the number isn't very large, and Today Is A Good Day to Use This Stop And Get Off The Bus
Agrawal, age 37, 10 years with Twitter, PhD (so maybe 2nd job), looks like he's ready for anything.
I wonder if he's expecting to ride Twitter into a solid bridge abutment.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (SchxB)
Had a feeling the Stelter variety would be there. Also, don't eat the leaves, stems, or fruit of any.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (K3ZCc)
Weren't Friday nights reserved for insults here at one time...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (k+80L)
Aren't you happy with lame memes and non-stop Twitter vids?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (sGnvY)
Wow! One of the greatest FAFO plot arcs in literature...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM (K3ZCc)
The chase for 666 used to get "different."
I miss those days.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Some are, not all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
I thought that was "the airing of grievances".
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at November 29, 2021 10:34 PM (BB7pQ)
Just be thankful you survived Thanksgiving, Tater.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Weren't Friday nights reserved for insults here at one time...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (k+80L)
Aren't you happy with lame memes and non-stop Twitter vids?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
I can live without "Yo Mama" jokes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
She was just bored and frustrated with her "unfulfilling" life and how cruel it was she was expected to act like a grownup and care for her family. What a worthless pile of trash of a woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (k+80L)
Green taters can kill you or so the wive's tale goes...
//Tater stetler as the fattest Vulcan
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (Lzpvj)
I've seen CBD shoot at the TxMoMeet. Doesn't miss, there, didn't miss here, either.
*looks for puff of smoke from CBD's USB port*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (k+80L)
Aren't you happy with lame memes and non-stop Twitter vids?
Posted by: M
what is the thing they say about "and" here?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Zettai
I thought that was "the airing of grievances".
Posted by: Tonypete
I've got some problems with you people!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (EeUIW)
Big Audio Dynamite - Dial A Hitman
https://youtu.be/tMWoSA7RrR4
(great ending!!)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Frankenstein with a potato masher at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (ESjRY)
She was just bored and frustrated with her "unfulfilling" life and how cruel it was she was expected to act like a grownup and care for her family. What a worthless pile of trash of a woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (KZzsI)
Which means she didn't really care for her family?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Imagine if you will though it really happened. A teenage girl sits down on a bench that is on a bridge that crosses a small stream. It is winter time so before 6pm it is quite dark and the bridge is invisible just 50ft away.
Why do I say 6pm? You see a pair of teens crossed that bridge before then and discovered the young girl had shot and killed herself.
Then everyone waiting inside the church for services to start found out what happened on their doorstep.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (T/yKs)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)
--------
It's got synergy.
You could call it Whack N Wash
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (P3gRi)
they work for me without a login?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Or a boat. Jimmy Hoffa is in deep water off the coast, nobody will find a body out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:05 PM (KZzsI)
*buuuuurrp*
Posted by: sharks off the coast at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (K3ZCc)
I would like to believe so but so far its going strong. Then again, Myspace was the biggest thing ever until suddenly it wasn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (KZzsI)
Monumentally selfish
vs.
So depressed/ill that rational thought is impossible
I suppose both can be true at the same time - it's a conundrum.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (mD/uy)
Being one can lead to the other...it's a process.
***looks through medical records***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (K3ZCc)
To me, it was like a god had come down to walk among us. Quite the fine gentleman.
Posted by: From That Time at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (4780s)
I own 5th edition but have never actually played the mechanics, it is like Monty Haul and the Carebears is baseline....
I am pondering teaching him OSR first.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (jL5Zd)
You could call it Whack N Wash
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
A jerk sock cleaning service.
Mom, is that you?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:06 PM (P3gRi)
they work for me without a login?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
I mean I have been told by a friend they work without a login!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
Dr Nurse Jill reads a story to a bunch of kids, and one of them appears to yell, "Shut the f*ck up!"...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (k+80L)
Ordinarily I would disapprove of that kid's behavior, but Dr. Jill is a pain, so good for the kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (K3ZCc)
Or send him a $25 hooker. Must be hell being the real 40 year old virgin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (T/yKs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
was always on the verge. Many threats for attention. It would completely devastate her if he ever followed through.Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Pick up Champions Begins when it comes out for free, and learn the Hero system, its way better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
===
You would be ok in my old neighborhood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: M
Thought he was older than that
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (K3ZCc)
To me, it was like a god had come down to walk among us. Quite the fine gentleman.
Posted by: From That Time
He just wanted room to move.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
SNORT
Okay, I admit, I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Harvey Kaitel at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (0hbQ6)
The Christian faith at its best is predicated on dealing with big issues on the march on the mortal coil.
It is lamentable she did not avail herself of the fellowship therein to try to live another day.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Dr Nurse Jill reads a story to a bunch of kids, and one of them appears to yell, "Shut the f*ck up!"...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 10:35 PM (k+80L)
Ordinarily I would disapprove of that kid's behavior, but Dr. Jill is a pain, so good for the kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
My guess a Asperger's kid. My younger one had trouble with one of them when he was in Jr. High. The kid threw a frozen bottle of water at my son, my son knocked him over, and, Yup, my son was the one who really got in trouble.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
And by better I mean liked more by people
Not better as in brings more goodness to the world.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:14 PM (jL5Zd)
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:14 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 11:14 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Harvey Kaitel at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (0hbQ6)
How do you take your coffee?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:15 PM (BgMrQ)
I think folks are reading between the lines and noting that a rule with no penalty isn't really a rule.
Posted by: Methos at November 29, 2021 11:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
Why guys tend to use guns for their suicide in greater proportion than women, but certainly much messier. I had a coworker whose tenant blew his brains out. The coworker told me he was cursing the guy with every scrub of brains he removed from the wall.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Mrs #1 was an over-achiever. And settled the age-old question - .45ACP vs 9mm.
(Gallows humor is quite healthy.)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:15 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Well, it beats committing infantry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (P3gRi)
I love all y'all. My dad offed himself 15 years ago this past week.
It's been. Challenging.
Smooches.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)
Ruh, roh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Yeah, Pooky's doctor had to gently remind him of what's at stake last week. She told him that she wants him to lose the weight in a *healthy* way, not cutting off his stomach fat with a kitchen knife and trying to cauterize the wound with heated-up pans. (That was a super-fun emergency Mental Health visit after I thwarted that particular plan.) Sometimes I think Pookette and I are the only anchors keeping him to this mortal plane.
Posted by: pookysgirl, metaphysical naval officer at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
They got one of those down at the Video Hut.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
It protects the roadbed so it won't rot out so quickly
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (tjZg/)
Wish he had a woman...never had a ball...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (k+80L)
Suicides never think about what it will do to others, or they probably wouldn't do it in the end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Well, it beats committing infantry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (P3gRi)
Where does animal husbandry fit in all this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Approximately 56% of suicides are first attempts.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:18 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I think Marilyn Monroe tried to kill herself four or five times before she actually succeeded.
Suicide is usually the result of very deep, painful depression. It's looking for an escape from the pain, and it's not rational.
Someone very close to me killed himself...it's been over 30 years and it still hurts.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 29, 2021 11:18 PM (tjZg/)
Ruh, roh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
Ukraine is such a BARGAIN for that gas...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
They got one of those down at the Video Hut.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:16 PM (vuisn)
The Body Shop?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 10:11 PM
(spoiler alert for a 400 year old play)
I still remember the first time I read King Lear and still hadn't figured out that whole "tragedy" thing.
Me: "Oh, this is like every movie I've ever seen, Cordelia will be saved at the end"
Shakespeare: Nope. (Dies) ... (Dies) ... (Dies) ... (Dies)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:12 PM (T/yKs)
5th generation got simplified for people who thought things were too hard. Early pathfinder went the other way and maybe too complicated. Pathfinder 2ed got simplified too. They both did crazy things to wokify like remove "race" and other SJW stuff. A gygax son is trying to go a different way back towards the classic but the woke mob is out for his blood.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (OTzUX)
The books I've read regarding Robt Moses don't get that granular.
It can't be dismissed though...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (T/yKs)
He had mental health issues and decided to go off the meds. And then drink heavily on top of it. Such a tragic story and it makes me really sad thinking about it.
His wife is still not quite the same and it was over 10 years ago.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (jL5Zd)
Yeah...totally.
Posted by: JFK's fixer that didn't do nothin at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (ESjRY)
My mother's first husband took a .38 caliber pain reliever while we were with our mother out getting ice cream not seven doors away on one of my sister's visits....
I did not clean the mess, but I was the first one through the door we thought he was doing carpentry work.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (OTzUX)
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All I can tell you is that Christopher Morley is a genius of aesthetics. Can't design a road for jack.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (EZebt)
My new Buck Mark is very very nice!
Heavy too...which is a good thing. Significantly heavier than the Ruger 22/45
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (kBuGL)
That Rebel Yell recreation simulation in the side bar is amazing. Sounds like a pack of attacking rabid coyotes. Its purpose was to scare the shit of the Union soldiers, and I think that would do it.
That should be the last sound Fauci should hear on this earth. It would sound like the avenging spirits of those beagles he tortured coming for him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:08 PM (KZzsI)
You misspelled "strong and independent."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (II3Gr)
When that started to fade, nobody was willing to give her a shot at real acting (and she was actually quite good when given a chance). I don't think she saw any way out other than death.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (jL5Zd)
My mother's first husband took a .38 caliber pain reliever while we were with our mother out getting ice cream not seven doors away on one of my sister's visits....
I did not clean the mess, but I was the first one through the door we thought he was doing carpentry work.
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Had the wife of a relative do herself in with ant poison.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (T/yKs)
Europe is playing Risk. Putin is playing Diplomacy.
Biden is playing Mouse Trap with half the pieces missing
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Caro's biography would know. His multi-volume work on LBJ (as I've said here before) is masterful.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (M3Z2J)
There was a case here years ago where a dude won a very large settlement against a popular nightclub after the bouncers put his head through the windshield of a car.
He never saw a penny, because it was all taken from him in lawsuits where he'd hurt other people. Seems that Mr. Innocent Victim had a long history of getting into physical altercations, which made me think that the bouncers might well have been justified in rebounding his dome off the glass a time or two.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
Isn't that where Robert Kraft used to go??
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (mZUr4)
Probably. I kinda feel for folks like this. We all want to be loved (or not?) in our own ways. We just gotta keep trying the best we can.
Just don't be a frickin' dick in the meantime (looking at you qdb).
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
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Must be the browser and how it's set up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (I9jxh)
I shot a bunch of pix of them around '96 for some reason.
Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:17 PM (OTzUX)
Sefton is quite the scholar of NYC history...ask him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (T/yKs)
Yeah the initial shout was kinda coyote yips and not that unnerving but the simulation with hundreds of men doing it? Yeah that plus facing down a charge of men rushing down to kill me would have definitely been an intimidating experience.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (KZzsI)
Biden is playing pick-up-sticks with marbles.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwouLvRWDZw
I think this one (the real one) is even funnier than the redo. (listen for "No, Bitch!!!")
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (evAgx)
Me: "Oh, this is like every movie I've ever seen, Cordelia will be saved at the end"
Shakespeare: Nope. (Dies) ... (Dies) ... (Dies) ... (Dies)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2021 11:19 PM (EughT)
The odd thing is a traditional story is remarkable these days. Days Gone is not a fantastic game (plodding, very stretched out in places as far as story) but I realized after I finished it that it was an old fashioned, hero comes good in the end type of story. It was refreshing and pleasing for that alone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Harvey Kaitel at November 29, 2021 11:13 PM (0hbQ6)
AHEM
Posted by: Winston Wolf
Taps foot.
Posted by: Bridgit Fonda at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
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Where are you going?
I was going to make espresso!
Posted by: The Blind Hermit at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 11:14
Man that's awful. Where did this take place, if you don't mind?
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:23 PM (KZzsI)
I shot a bunch of pix of them around '96 for some reason.
Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (taPSh)
Bob Dole wants to know if you were engaging in any hanky-panky with an Italian "war bride".
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (llON8)
Ah, yes. "Titus Andronics". My favorite Earth comedy.
Posted by: G'Kaaaagh the Klingon at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (jL5Zd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (T/yKs)
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Certainly not the dog.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (I9jxh)
Posted by: G'Kaaaagh the Klingon at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (bW8dp)
It's a cookbook!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:25 PM (vuisn)
Joey's in the cage and is too far gone to realize it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:25 PM (T/yKs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 11:25 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (/UQ/R)
On the other hand, see Roark's Drift (Zulu).
Or, the eastern front, starting with Bagration, and certainly by March '45. Red Army had their "ooo-RAAAH" yell, but the massive artillery prep with katyusha chaser probably was a bigger thing for the krauts.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The last movie Monroe was in was "The Misfits", was also the last movie for Clark Gable. Clark actually befriended Marilyn during the filming, and she appreciated that he was actually trying to be kind to her and not on the make. If Clark had lived (he was dying of cancer), maybe Marilyn might have made it through.
Sometimes it means the world to have one real friend you can trust.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (T/yKs)
Ah, yes. "Titus Andronics". My favorite Earth comedy.
Posted by: G'Kaaaagh the Klingon at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (bW8dp)
The proof that every writer, even Shakespeare, has one real stinker in them waiting to come out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (evAgx)
A guy around this area, working for a local ag chemical supply house decided to kill himself by a drinking a cup of paraquat.
It killed him all right, but it took days. Long, drawn out death of slow multiple organ failure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
I think Twatter has a hate on for the Brave browser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (P3gRi)
Thank you friend! You overestimate me, though. I love you for that!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:27 PM (jL5Zd)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (jL5Zd)
Bowel control. Still a mess. Still not good for the people who find you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 11:27 PM (kBuGL)
Lots of ice water and a shop vac.
when you think that you got most of the blood out,
Hydrogen peroxide.
Posted by: Been Lurking at November 29, 2021 11:27 PM (JVCkA)
they have been bitching that some of the major freeways went through some of the black hoods there which made sense since they were not the most expensive re in the city.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:27 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 11:28 PM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:21 PM (M3Z2J)
Has Caro actually finished the LBJ series?
His book on Robert Moses is the most detailed out there. As I said, I don't remember the book being that granular as to his reasoning. One could imply from Moses' actions that he cared little for the poorer communities he tore apart.
On the other hand, The Robert Moses Parkway up in Niagara Falls cut off an affluent community from the gorge downstream of the Falls. So he was an equal opportunity "planner".
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)
He had a couple, like Troilus and Cressida, but people rarely even have heard of them. You can have a couple blah plays if you roll out like 10 of the most amazing in human history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:28 PM (KZzsI)
"White people? On a BUS??"
--NY elitist lefty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:22 PM (T/yKs)
The Beagle of the Baskervilles
And Fauci makes so sick to my stomach I almost could not write that one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:29 PM (jL5Zd)
There was a case where a dude who worked for a medical school went into Manhattan to pick up a box of human heads for the school.
He left the box in his car while he attended to another errand, and sure enough, someone broke in and stole it.
They found the box sitting on the sidewalk a few blocks away.
Too bad this was long before the day of ubiquitous security cameras, because I would dearly love seeing the thief's expression when he opened the box and realized what he had.
Posted by: G'Kaaaagh the Klingon at November 29, 2021 11:29 PM (bW8dp)
Heavy too...which is a good thing. Significantly heavier than the Ruger 22/45. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Glad you got that one, amigo. That forged steel barrel is a work of art in it's own right. How's the trigger on your example? Buckmarks tend to excellent triggers, right outta the box.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
A guy around this area, working for a local ag chemical supply house decided to kill himself by a drinking a cup of paraquat.
It killed him all right, but it took days. Long, drawn out death of slow multiple organ failure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
I think some of that comes from stupid movies that love to show people taking one sip of poison and dropping dead instantly. Don't work that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)
No...it's literally a race against time. He may have an executor who'll publish the draft as it is once he dies, but it hasn't been published yet. Hope he lives to finish it.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (M3Z2J)
And Fauci makes so sick to my stomach I almost could not write that one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
I'd actually love to see a Beagle of the Baskervilles. A big puppy, tongue lolling out of it's mouth, rolled in glowing powder.
Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (kBuGL)
ISTR a tale of a man who had survived an attempt to blow off his own head off with a shotgun: After months of reconstruction and therapy, when everyone thought he was OK, at the first opportunity, he finished the job right...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:31 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:31 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2021 11:31 PM (KATBx)
I doubt it was the cause, but it certainly didn't help.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (Q9lwr)
;-)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (0hbQ6)
The Belt Parkway thing was about class, not race, I just brought it up in the generally idiotic context of the vapid twink SecTrans' stupid remarks, the referenced (of course) race.
Didn't think it was a federal project. But I don't know anything about that road (other than it's not fun in dense traffic), and the bridges are very low.
Of course "race" usually is nothing more than a lazy false categorizer for class/social condition, so it becomes a circular discussion. In that context, let's discuss no Metro in Georgetown.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: The Yorkshire Terrier of the Baskervilles at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (bW8dp)
If that wasn't tragic enough, the story is that the family found a note that she missed her grandparents so much and just wanted to be with them. She wasn't so much killing herself as much as she was trying to see her grandparents again.
That's one of 3 suicides I know about within a 1-wood of my house.
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (U1eOr)
Man, I hate this guy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (QU5/8)
ISTR a tale of a man who had survived an attempt to blow off his own head off with a shotgun: After months of reconstruction and therapy, when everyone thought he was OK, at the first opportunity, he finished the job right...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:31 PM (k+80L)
It was my great fear...that I'd fuck it up like that.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (BgMrQ)
...
The earth just needs to be blown up.
It's all over.
Posted by: I mean at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (hOaYm)
Posted by: MAxIE at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (dVkJu)
Suicides never think about what it will do to others, or they probably wouldn't do it in the end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:17
Our good friends daughter found her husband hanging himself a few yrs ago. He was depressed and the family farm he'd worked on was going to be farmed by his wayward brother who returned home. He was older.
Depression is a real thing.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (evAgx)
Since we're being macabre...
I trap and kill critters, mostly coons. I shoot them in the head, just over the eyes. It kills them. But they don't die immediately. They make an ugly scene first.
I always hate that Hollywood never shows what a head shot actually involves.
NO ONE would shoot themselves in the head after seeing that.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (Foq6I)
you are going 70 mph in a rooad without shoulders, bumper to bumper, there is nothing to do but go.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:34 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 11:34 PM (ybIRR)
The hurried patter of the steps?
The lolling of the tongue belies the Horror that awaits you!
Posted by: The Corgi of the Baskervilles at November 29, 2021 11:34 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 29, 2021 11:34 PM (2SdPm)
Depression is a real thing.
Posted by: F
what did she do?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
The trigger is good, not great. But the weight of the pistol helps with a smooth trigger pull. It's more accurate than I am!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
I see her "acting" in most of her movies.
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
As I recall, her kids and husband weren't very appreciative when she made the lunches or cooked breakfast or something. So, she went out and fu**ed Clint Eastwood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: megthered at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (sfWd9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:30 PM (evAgx)
Does that include building tolerances for iocaine powder?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: The Chihuahua of the Baskervilles at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (0hbQ6)
NO ONE would shoot themselves in the head after seeing that.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:33 PM (Foq6I)
Frontal lobe is kinda protecting the lower more important parts down towards the brainstem.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (Z/38I)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (Q9lwr
Rather inexplicably, my Buck Mark is no longer failing to feed and it is back to being a very nice firearm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Coffee is for closers.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:37 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:24 PM (jL5Zd)
Not so quick anymore. Catalytic converter gets most of the carbon monoxide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:37 PM (P3gRi)
In fairness, you have never had a blowjob
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:37 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (Z/38I)
Some cancers are very very slow to complete their work!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 11:38 PM (Z/38I)
Learn something new every day.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:38 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___
People with cancer are generally looked upon more kindly than those who succumb to their depression.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (Z/38I)
Learn something new every day.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:38 PM (M3Z2J)
***looks around for Aztecs with obsidian knives***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (OTzUX)
It just happens that her one character is one that appeals to the self-appointed cultural elite, so she gets props for being some kind of "great artiste". Yeah, no.
You know who was a great actress? Cloris Leachman. She could literally play any character someone came up with, and was always looking to expand her range.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (bW8dp)
I got to think on this. A gaki in Japan is a ghost who is quite attached to something like eating. But as a ghost they are cursed with no mouth. Some are trying to update the gaki to cover more situations like oh perfume or music.
But what about a gaki who in life was addicted to social media?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (T/yKs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (bW8dp)
...ver you...her...BOYFRIEND!?!?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (Z/38I)
Depression is a real thing.
Posted by: F
what did she do?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 11:35
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Sarah got him down some how and tried CPR to no avail before caliing 911. Poor gal, no one should have to deal w/ that.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 11:36 PM (+Z1Gj)
True dat.
But I can't get them to look away from me, and I doubt most suicides know to avoid the frontal lobe.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (Foq6I)
If I was going to off myself, I'd charter a sailboat and get way the hell out and jump. Drowning is supposed to be fairly peaceful after you inhale the water.
And hopefully, I'd never be found.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Razorfist said (paraphrase) a metropolitan jury will more likely convict an innocent redneck than a guilty socialite.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (T/yKs)
Deaf, dumb and blind?
But do not underestimate them -- even Helen Keller was a pinball wizard.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:42 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
I hate casual affairs of married people in movies. It just burns me up and I can't stand the people or the movie anymore. Another is A Fish Called Wanda. I think Cleese's wife in that move is attractive and kind of a bad ass and although I like the humor when he starts stepping out on her I just really don't like him.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 11:42 PM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Deep water, two padlocks, some chain, and a cinderblock, and Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 11:15 PM
Could be worse. The tenant could have put his mail on hold and paid three months rent in advance.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM (EughT)
MisHum
Now see?! One never gets the appreciation one deserves...
Why, oh, why continue...
You know why! You love us!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (2JoB
Don't bother. It's not worth the time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2021 11:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (bW8dp)
"A Girl Named Sooner" was always a favorite.
(Spoiler: She wasn't Sooner.)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 11:44 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:43 PM
In many former and current Commonwealth nations, the expression is, "and Bob's your aunt!"...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:44 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Nurse... don't you EVER, NEVER believe that suicide is a solution to anything. Just don't!
We had a grandson off himself, over some trivial short term crap. His Dad had killed himself, and the only thing we could think of was that he had a paradigm... this is a way out.
I think suicides are cowards. I'm sorry. I just do.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:44 PM (Foq6I)
There has to be a twist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 29, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Lazy old Bloodhound of the Baskervilles at November 29, 2021 11:45 PM (P3gRi)
=====
A ghost with a phone, but no thumbs.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:45 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (jL5Zd)
Wasn't it Beria who said, "show me the lunchmeat and I will show you the crime"?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 11:45 PM (P9T5R)
I appreciate the hard discussion of the evening. It's cathartic to re-examine a dark moment in my life.
I'm in a better place mentally, and emotionally these days, in no small part thanks to the good people who make this blog so special.
Peace!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 29, 2021 11:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Oh! I didn't mean to suggest I'd actually do anything. I know first hand how a parent's suicide fucks up their kids. I would never do that to my boys. Not ever! I love them too much to hurt them like that.
Never.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 10:58 PM (jL5Zd)
Wasn't it Beria who said, "show me the lunchmeat and I will show you the crime"?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 11:45 PM (P9T5R)
You can kindly show yourself out now.
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:47 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (U1eOr)
So, like, 50 feet?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (Foq6I)
Now that I spend a few minutes thinking about it the movie legitimized victim-hood. What the heck was Eastwood's point directing it?
The character gave her years to her family even though she regretted that decision all along, obviously, by disclosing / subjecting her children to it after she was dead and she could no longer be held accountable.
She was the victim of her adultery, not her husband and their marriage and certainly not her children, at least in her mind.
Posted by: old chick at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (sOete)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2021 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Made me laugh. Got to go.
Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (AmoqO)
Beria's boss: "One Reuben is a sandwich. A million Reubens is a lifestyle."
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (M3Z2J)
Oh! I didn't mean to suggest I'd actually do anything. I know first hand how a parent's suicide fucks up their kids. I would never do that to my boys. Not ever! I love them too much to hurt them like that.
Never.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:47 PM (U2p+3)
Nurse, you're around! I'm going to be up in your neck of the woods from 12/30 to 1/6. Let me know if you and SomeRat want to meet up?
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:48 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM
Lysol is pretty good too.
Posted by: Ava Crowder at November 29, 2021 11:49 PM (EughT)
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:47 PM (Kab4E)
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Wait. Don't go.
I was going to slice some sopressata!
Posted by: The Blind David Brooks at November 29, 2021 11:49 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:49 PM (mD/uy)
It was a punch in the gut from the past
https://youtu.be/9bOjc70f4p8
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (QU5/8)
No one seemed to empathize with him at all. I think it was a good thing for us kids to hear.
He was a no-good selfish bastard as far as anyone I heard was concerned.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: redchief
Absolutely! Do you have contact info?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Nurse... don't you EVER, NEVER believe that suicide is a solution to anything. Just don't!
We had a grandson off himself, over some trivial short term crap. His Dad had killed himself, and the only thing we could think of was that he had a paradigm... this is a way out.
I think suicides are cowards. I'm sorry. I just do.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:44 PM (Foq6I)
Best friend of my GF, her daughter (now adult) has mental issues that can't be cured. With her, the only way to free herself from the pain of living would be suicide.
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:51 PM (Kab4E)
Sandy of the Baskervilles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 29, 2021 11:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 29, 2021 11:52 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2021 11:52 PM (ybIRR)
Ok. This sounds right....but once again, that's just me....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2021 11:52 PM (16EvI)
Posted by: redchief
Absolutely! Do you have contact info?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (U2p+3)
pg + my nickname + 000 @ gmail
(its my pokemon go account, but has my nick in it).
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:52 PM (Kab4E)
You hang around here a few more decades, willya? Let us know if you need an emergency TxMoMeet, and we'll figure one out. Might only be at the closest Buc-ee's, but what the hell, it'll be Texas and it'll be Horde.
Cheers, to go with the hugs!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 11:52 PM (QzJWU)
Sensible. Non-Hollywood-ending crafting is appealing, too.
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:53 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:51 PM (Kab4E)
I'm so sorry. I know there are people that depressed. I'm sorry they got that way, whether through nature or nurture, but I'd divorce myself from them, just like I have the "battered" spouses I've known.
Not my circus, not my rodeo.
Only they can improve their lives. All they can do is bring mine down.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:54 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:54 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: CppThis at November 29, 2021 11:55 PM (UewuT)
Nice to think about anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:56 PM (VxC1e)
Not my circus, not my rodeo.
Only they can improve their lives. All they can do is bring mine down.
Posted by: MkY at November 29, 2021 11:54 PM (Foq6I)
With this type of mental illness, and I think it's genetic as the other kid is on the spectrum, it's not something that can be fixed w/ self help/improvement.
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:57 PM (Kab4E)
Nice to think about anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:56 PM (VxC1e)
If you have not, go watch The Death of Stalin.
Posted by: redchief at November 29, 2021 11:57 PM (Kab4E)
Nice to think about anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:56 PM
Beria's predecessor Yezhov went out like a little bitch, too...
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:58 PM (k+80L)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 11:58 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
Shhhh...
Posted by: ZOD at November 29, 2021 11:59 PM (M3Z2J)
Nice to think about anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:56 PM
Highly recommend the movie "The Death of Stalin"
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2021 11:59 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 11:58 PM (k+80L)
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He was the Bloody Dwarf, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2021 11:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Lazy old Bloodhound of the Baskervilles at November 30, 2021 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 30, 2021 12:00 AM (EughT)
Like boobies.
Posted by: Lazy old Bloodhound of the Baskervilles at
Fine. But I'm not putting my bra back on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 12:01 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 12:01 AM (BPuaD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2021 11:58 PM (U2p+3)
People always say that. And then, boom, they jump over the side of the boat tethered to a cinderblock.
(Eyes Cup 'o' Soup, clock, considers late-night snack)
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:01 AM (M3Z2J)
The countries of Africa are now coming together to kick China out of the continent.
_https://is.gd/SBacqj
https://tfiglobalnews.com/2021/11/03/african-
military-regimes-are-chasing-china-out-of-africa/
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (I9jxh)
Sometimes it's best to just fuck it.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (VxC1e)
Like boobies.
Posted by: Lazy old Bloodhound of the Baskervilles at
Fine. But I'm not putting my bra back on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 12:01 AM (U2p+3)
Well, this is a good start.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (x8Wzq)
https://tinyurl.com/48y7ep25
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 12:03 AM (0hbQ6)
The countries of Africa are now coming together to kick China out of the continent.
_https://is.gd/SBacqj
https://tfiglobalnews.com/2021/11/03/african-
military-regimes-are-chasing-china-out-of-africa/
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:02 AM (I9jxh)
I'm waiting on the shooting to start.
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:03 AM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 12:04 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:39 PM (OTzUX)
VX definitely exists. Not much of it remains in the US, and what does remain is being destroyed under terms of a 1997 international treaty.
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:04 AM (mZUr4)
And the the lovely Mrs.!Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)
Some are situational (most teens and tweens here) and should be able to be steered.
Some are just drunk or high. Face it.
Most pop starts are in the last, but may be in all 3.
OK... thanks for not putting that bra back on, nurse. We needed that.
Kinda cathartic.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 12:05 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:03 AM (Kab4E)
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Machetes and knives are quiet.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:05 AM (I9jxh)
Why is there all this Suicide talk.
Grab a cocktail and enjoy the evening.
Life can suck bad enough; we probably don't need to amplify it.
Ok. I'll head on over to the ONT lounge for that sweet cocktail...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 30, 2021 12:05 AM (16EvI)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 12:06 AM (0hbQ6)
Lots of ice water and a shop vac.
when you think that you got most of the blood out,
Hydrogen peroxide.
Posted by: Been Lurking at November 29, 2021 11:27 PM (JVCkA)
There is some rentals down by the river where a tenant was doing coke with a glass straw while pacing back and forth (as one does) and he tripped and shoved the straw into his brain and bled out.
The owner replaced the carpet but a later tenant discovered they didn't replace the pad some how.
You may need to replace the sub flooring because of possible smell in the future. Killz probably won't work.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 12:06 AM (P9T5R)
Life can suck bad enough; we probably don't need to amplify it.
Ok. I'll head on over to the ONT lounge for that sweet cocktail...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 30, 2021 12:05 AM (16EvI)
I am enjoying a nice rum and cola.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:07 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM
Lysol is pretty good too.
Posted by: Ava Crowder at November 29, 2021 11:49 PM
Deadwood AND Justified references?? Doesn't get much better than that!
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:07 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:07 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:07 AM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:07 AM (I9jxh)
I will admit...i was one of them.
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:08 AM (Kab4E)
Young Banana: How'd it all start?
Old Banana: Well we started saying fuck alot
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:09 AM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:09 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: redchief
Not me. I bought a black powder 1861 Navy in .36.
Damned if there isn't a single round ball .375 diameter in all of Kansas City. No wads neither.
Oh, well. They're on their way.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 12:10 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:10 AM (I9jxh)
It was a punch in the gut from the past
https://youtu.be/9bOjc70f4p8
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2021 11:50 PM (P9T5R)
Awesome song! Used to work with a guy named Jim Carroll. Older guy who wasn't familiar with the song. Didn't stop me from singing a few lines to him EVERY time I saw him. Fortunately for him, we only crossed paths once or twice a month
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:12 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2021 11:40 PM (T/yKs)
They only have dial-up?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 12:13 AM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:09 AM (/UQ/R)
They win the Stanley Cup or sumpin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2021 12:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)
Fight fire with fire: play a loop of Tuvan throat-singing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:16 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:16 AM (P3gRi)
Dogs singing Jingle Bells would be more apropos....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2021 12:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:17 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (Foq6I)
Do cap & ball revolvers require wads? I have a repro Remington New Army of 1858 in .44 cal. Have acquired balls and caps, waiting on black powder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:18 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
Ah, OK. Have not been following the CFL at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:20 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (I9jxh)
I'm sure they'll follow that up with the same for Lauren Boebert, right?
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:20 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:21 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 11:32 PM (OTzUX)
Is not true. Is very nice Metro in Georgetown. Easy to escape from stupid Amerikanski.
Posted by: the spy in No Way Out at November 30, 2021 12:22 AM (RAodA)
See ya Saturday when I've read and absorbed it. This is my favorite sci-fi series of all time. So I shall enjoy reading it while mourning its end.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:18 AM (P3gRi)
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The brass one? You're going to shoot it?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (M8yB3)
A friend of mine has been trying to pique my interest in that. Is the woke stuff I've heard about on the TV version absent in the books?
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:25 AM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:25 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (I9jxh)
Well, will try. Judging by deposits, it has been shot before. I will probably use a light load of powder to start with. And wear eye protection and ear muffs, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:10 AM (I9jxh)
Come on man, like who would believe that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:26 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:26 AM (KATBx)
I'm sure they'll follow that up with the same for Lauren Boebert, right?
Posted by: Doof
Bret Baier was giving her a ration of crap tonight. Local "conservative" radio host doing same. They live in the gentlemanly "don't fight back" world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:26 AM (63Dwl)
But I can't get them to look away from me, and I doubt most suicides know to avoid the frontal lobe.
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Ask Vince Foster.
Posted by: Slick Willie at November 30, 2021 12:27 AM (8E8Am)
It's not something to take lightly...you need some indication that the accused just isn't going to go hog wild and be back in the dock. But that's the only way that cop is going to escape doing time.
I wouldn't want that job. Too easy to get things wrong or for things to go wrong. Especially with firearms.
Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2021 12:27 AM (U0p6D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (P3gRi)p
where in the heck do you find a a Studebaker water pump from days of yore?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:28 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 12:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:25 AM (I9jxh)
Well, water pump bearing is getting noisy, so it has to be changed.
And the old hoses are very old, might be OEM for the engine. Getting soft, and showing cracks. Car ran fine today; got it up to 65 on the 202 freeway, no problems. But I backed off to about 60.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (P3gRi)
In accordance with prophecy, Elizabeth Holmes weeps on the stand at her trial and claims abuse..
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (k+80L)
If so, it says a great deal--not much of it good--about the Central Committee's draft-pick decisionmaking...
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (a4EWo)
See ya Saturday when I've read and absorbed it. This is my favorite sci-fi series of all time. So I shall enjoy reading it while mourning its end.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2021 12:23 AM (M8yB3)
I want to read it tonight...don't want to give Amazon there kindle money though.
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:30 AM (Kab4E)
...
Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2021 12:27 AM (U0p6D)
I sometimes think jury nullification is the only barrier left between us and totally malevolent government.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (a4EWo)
Goodnight Debby.
Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:30 AM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (k+80L)
So, is she using the "fake deep voice" during the trial?
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:30 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:28 AM (hOUT3)
From my friendly neighborhood Studebaker parts dealer. Brand new reproduction pump, with gasket, $96.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (I9jxh)
Does it come with beer goggles? I'm pretty sure it will need beer goggles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Doof
Bret Baier was giving her a ration of crap tonight. Local "conservative" radio host doing same. They live in the gentlemanly "don't fight back" world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:26 AM (63Dwl)
"That's not who we are"
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:31 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: CMU VET at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (mMV7W)
I watched a good video about that recently -- don't even remember the title or who did it. IIRC, one of the purpose of that was to prevent chain fires.
Grease will also do the trick. Here is one video, but I don't think this was the one I saw:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TgymEGCW0ho
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)
Will wonders never cease...
Good to have such resources ne arby!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (hOUT3)
Don't be proud--you would. A lot would.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:33 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (I9jxh)
It's fun to drive, and the brakes and steering are good, so it's no problem to run with the traffic pack. Except on the freeways. I just don't want to wind the engine right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:34 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 12:35 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: banana Dream
I'm a pretty good judge of when woke stuff exists in a book or tv show, and I am pretty unaware of any serious wokeness in either the book series or tv show.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:33 AM (KATBx)
It is brass. No makers marks on it at all. The threads on the nipples are metric, so probablly Italian.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:14 AM (I9jxh)
Does it come with beer goggles? I'm pretty sure it will need beer goggles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:31 AM (VwHCD)
Just go back to Saturday's ONT for a much better looking large breasted bartender.
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 12:37 AM (OTzUX)
Major no no using cap and ball revolvers, use dead soft lead (pure), not alloys. Should be able to make a thumbnail print into pure lead and not for alloys. Using harder cast bullets can create just a bit too much pressure and it will fail to obdurate properly to seal off the chamber risking chain fire.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 12:37 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by on my way to bed at November 30, 2021 12:38 AM (ldUyv)
Who is reviewing her tits?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 12:38 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 12:39 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 12:39 AM (9hXN1)
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:29 AM (M3Z2J)
If you are the committee running things you never want to pick a public face that's capable of consistently screwing up much LESS than you. You want a puppet that's always fallible with obvious and distinctly personal flaws. Not a reliable and authoritative simulacrum pointing right to you.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:39 AM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:30 AM
The article I'm looking at now reports, "her voice seemed not quite as deep as in her many media appearances as Theranos CEO..."
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:40 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:41 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 12:37 AM (9hXN1)
Well, the balls I got are Speer .454 round ball, and I can indent them with a thumbnail. I plan to buy some Bore Butter to seal the fronts of the chamber against sparks that could cause chainfire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:42 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:42 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:32 AM (M3Z2J)
Knowing what I know about her spoils it. Might just be interested in seeing the top of her head. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (M8yB3)
Ok thanks. That was my only concern when I heard about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:42 AM (+Z1Gj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 12:43 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)
Don't I know it. She qualified for the "1000 year" scenario.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:41 AM (KATBx)
Sounds quite reasonable. I was thinking of 25 grains, given that the nominal charge is 35, but 22-24 would be OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
The judges rate this answer as 'acceptable.'
You may advance to the next round.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 12:45 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 12:39 AM (KAi1n)
Lawyer doesn't surprise me. Substance abuse and suicide are present at high rates among lawyers as you know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 12:45 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 12:38 AM (K3ZCc)
I'd be willing to lend a hand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:47 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 12:48 AM (KAi1n)
Just go back to Saturday's ONT for a much better looking large breasted bartender.
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)
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Thing about AOC is that she's a natural girl.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:48 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 30, 2021 12:50 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 12:51 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 30, 2021 12:52 AM (RAodA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 30, 2021 12:52 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 12:51 AM (bzrNB)
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Small boobs are just fine.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:47 AM
There's a "Dutch rudder" joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 30, 2021 12:50 AM (QU5/
Yeah they don't distract me. Million other chicks out there with nicer boobs who aren't as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:54 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM
My brother!
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:54 AM (k+80L)
My brother!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 30, 2021 12:56 AM (RAodA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Did you shoot your wad yet?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 30, 2021 12:56 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Yeah, but you could convince her that you are a cop, and that that is a Breathalyzer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:57 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: redchief
Watch it....he's with the FBI !!
(cue ominous music)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at November 30, 2021 12:57 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bagged Hammers Local 32 at November 30, 2021 12:58 AM (ufFY8)
Lard in place of a wad will keep the fouling soft, letting you shoot longer without cleaning. You should, after a couple cylinders full slip the cylinder out and clean the arbor. Clearance is tight here and subject to fouling. I found that carb cleaner from a spray can works like a charm.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)
I'd stick a windscreen on my filthy todger and tell her to step up to the microphone...
*Closer, miss... Closer...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 12:59 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 30, 2021 01:00 AM (8E8Am)
I had had a few very large trees cut down and was grubbing out the roots, planning a nice landscape in the "parking strip" (that patch between sidewalk and street in many older neighborhoods)
Over a few years, as the sod was removed and dirt was heaped here and there, those roots came out and the trees' suckers were killed/removed...
Darn kids made humps of dirt and rode their bikes all over LOL --cont'd--
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 01:01 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 12:57 AM (P3gRi)
Convince her? You could probably fool her with a fake badge made from tin foil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
Had the AOC 1 or 0 conversation with some buddies on our summer road trip. They were all pretty much the same response. Oh hell no. Then they looked up her video from college dancing on the rooftop.
Can't believe I am reduced to saying this but. She's a 1 if she would just quit talking.
Take it from here boys
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:01 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 30, 2021 01:00 AM (8E8Am)
this dude gets it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:02 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 01:03 AM (kTF2Z)
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She's cut out the evening martini.
By British health standards she's still a lush.
Go girl.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:03 AM (I9jxh)
Lard in place of a wad will keep the fouling soft, letting you shoot longer without cleaning. You should, after a couple cylinders full slip the cylinder out and clean the arbor. Clearance is tight here and subject to fouling. I found that carb cleaner from a spray can works like a charm.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)
Yeah, that was my understanding with the 454. Seems to me it would be difficult to place the caps on the nipples without having the cylinder out of the frame, as there is no gate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:04 AM (P3gRi)
And, like a good gun-dog, she has a soft mouth.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:04 AM (M3Z2J)
Would see them all the time, walking by after school. They'd wave...
Every Halloween they'd show me their costumes and skip away with plenty candy.
Christmas I'd give them and their folks special baked treats and gifts from my company store (t-shirts and the like) cont'd
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 01:05 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2021 01:06 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:07 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 30, 2021 01:08 AM (8E8Am)
If only you could get her to retrieve. And drive the truck to and from the field. Regrettably she can neither make nor hold a point. Flushing all the way.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:08 AM (bzrNB)
Both would occasionally mow the lawn, which was nice!
They were my buds when my old cat died.
They helped me wash my bike for my wedding day.
And then, one day---
I find that the older one had hanged himself at age 19.
His little brother, 17, had found him but it was too late.
F*ck.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 01:08 AM (dB4Iz)
Mistake? I honestly do not remember even from the cliff notes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:09 AM (csEWM)
It's not for everyone.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:10 AM (M3Z2J)
My Dad's cousin's husband committed sideways in the car /garage shortly after his wife died, she had poor health for a long time. They had the funeral quickly and we only found out in the newspaper. My aunt filled us in on it months later. I was close to their daughter for a while after that (same age ) but she never mentioned it.
I was up on pipeline construction on Hwy 11 Ont west of Geraldton and a guy walked in front of a semi , I had just gone that way 5 minutes ago just missed, heard on the company radio net about it, the guy who came up on it had had a suicide or two in his family, this guy apparently left a note in his vehicle.
Just got the new water pump back in the dodge caravan
now got to reassemble the timing belt covers, the motor mounts, the alternator mounts and flush the system and hope it didn't wreck something when it started to overheat.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:10 AM (iSbhf)
Equally "manageable", but far more evil, is the Harris County Judge ("Judge" in Tx is basically "County Mayor"). And Harris County is the land encompassing Houston and many outlying cities in the bargain. It is a very powerful elected position, affecting millions.
She's a Commie to her core. Don't let the cute, petite, well-breasticled visage fool you. This one craves the wearing of para-military quasi-uniforms, parrots the acceptable phrases with English as a Second Language imprecision, and would have our asses on cattle cars as fast as she could twitch a riding crop. Lena Hildago, Commisar of All Houston. One pair of mirrored sunglasses away from donning the sash and beret.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:13 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 01:14 AM (KATBx)
Speaking of the Beatles, I came across this today:
https://tinyurl.com/bbadht7h
This is Paul McCartney messing around while Ringo and George Harrison sit around yawning. Paul comes up with "Get Back" sort of out of the blue. He's strumming something and singing -- you can hear "Get Back" sort of in there, and then he gets right. George starts playing along.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2021 01:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:14 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Insomniac
Oddly, my drug of choice when I'm depressed or bummed out/upset is brooding. Good, old-fashioned, sober brooding.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (bzrNB)
More than that, it is their whole world. They have more interaction with the people online than they do the outside world.
Kids... lack proportion. In a lot of senses. It's the parent's job to introduce them to the whole wide world. Protect them from it (sometimes it from them.)
I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:15 AM (csEWM)
It's not for everyone.
Posted by: ZOD
ZOD excluded I would say most people who claim to have read it mean they got 25 pages in. What a pedantic prick. Did you ever read any of Joyce's love letters to his beloved Fanny?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:15 AM (bzrNB)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Bingo
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:16 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:16 AM (iSbhf)
We found so many marbles in the dirt. (I'm a collector) They handed over every one and then later gave me all of their own! So cute. So long ago...
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 01:17 AM (dB4Iz)
So have fun with the Remington, AOP. It's like holding a piece of history shooting these weapons.
Goodnite, good people.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 01:17 AM (KATBx)
I credit my dog for saving my ass. I took care of everything else, but for some reason couldn't imagine anyone else taking care of Sophie-dog. The only sticking point.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2021 01:18 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:15 AM (bzrNB)
I can't think of any good reason to read James Joyce at all. His only reason for existence is to provide sadistic English teachers with fodder for torturing students.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:19 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:19 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2021 12:59 AM (KATBx)
I use .457 ball for the .44. Never could get a complete ring with the smaller balls.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:20 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:20 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (bzrNB)
You can blame it on a lot of things, but usually with the under-21 crowd, it's either abuse issues or narcissism. They either mean it, or they just need attention. And kids are not very good at pulling back once they get going.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2021 01:20 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2021 01:18 AM (eKvjl)
I am glad Sophie gave you paws, tcn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (csEWM)
Yeah, and for a guy who looked like a complete nebbish, he had some serious kinks.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:22 AM (iSbhf)
You had me at breasticled. Though spell check wanted to go with breadsticks. I'd prefer the former.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:22 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You just solved your own puzzle - getting a passing grade.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:23 AM (KAi1n)
If you can swage a ball that measures .457... isn't it really a .45?
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
The Silmarillion can best be described as Tolkien's notes. It is a collection of legends, written out. There is some narrative there that is interesting, but since it is almost universally mad brave battles against impossible odds and tragedy, it is a slog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:22 AM (iSbhf)
Originally designed for a different market with different lighting requirements?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM
That's hot...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (k+80L)
Whoo boy did he. And a stinky tongue I would think.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:25 AM (bzrNB)
You're certainly not alone.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:26 AM (M3Z2J)
Wait, did I say that out loud? *crazy eyes*
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 01:26 AM (BPuaD)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:26 AM (iSbhf)
They didn't think that.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:27 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:27 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:11 AM (I9jxh)
How do you know these things?
Not that I mind, I'm just curious as hell. I thought I knew some trivia, but that's pretty off the chart stuff.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:28 AM (Foq6I)
If you can swage a ball that measures .457... isn't it really a .45?
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:24 AM (Foq6I)
I think at least some of the confusion relates to whether the barrel diameter is measured land-to-land or groove-to-groove. It's a real rabbit hole to go down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:28 AM (P3gRi)
ONT book thread breaking out! Contrast Joyce with Melville. Mobs Dick was only partially a grind. And once it got cranked up a pretty good story.
Atlas Shrugged anyone?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:29 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:29 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 01:26 AM (BPuaD)
You have to wonder if anyone's ever walked up to her and said exactly that.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:29 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:29 AM (k+80L)
Dumas kind of helps a bit. I'd have to agree here.
What is that French one everyone says is great? Proust?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (csEWM)
Atlas Shrugged anyone?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:29 AM (bzrNB)
Ayn Rand badly needed an editor. Thin books, if she had one.
Moby Dick is well written.
Joyce can only be read under duress.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (Foq6I)
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She might end up on the complex plane...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2021 09:28 PM (ynpvh)
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I find myself preferring Delta-x over Delta-Y.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Zettai
Well there's the Kaboom kids thread...
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (bzrNB)
the SMAR mechanic on ytube had a GM suv needed a rear light assy 700$ no parts available all Led unrepairable
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:32 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:33 AM (k+80L)
Speaking of older, well middle-aged in this case pop singers at the Royal Opera House, here's one of my favorites, Elton John doing "Saturday Night's all right":
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Bkcogvkk9Vw
Love the intro. I'm wondering if Queen could do Fat Bottomed Girls. And for Her Majesty.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2021 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Clausewitz "On War" is the most over-cited, book few have read. I personally have never read Ullysses. Maybe some mistake that for The Odyseey which had a character named Odysseus/Ulysses. I loved those books and that story.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2021 01:34 AM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:33 AM (k+80L)
Who can forget the rhetorical flourishes of 'Daft Trout', Paul Anka or Snizz?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:34 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zombie Norm Crosby at November 30, 2021 01:34 AM (SmFPm)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2021 01:34 AM (e1mwr)
Homer knew how to keep the good parts in (except for parts of the Illiad.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:35 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 01:35 AM (BPuaD)
Although I would also throw in Art of War. Probably read more because it is fairly short though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:35 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:33 AM (k+80L)
Any comprehensive list of great literature would Of course include Every Friday's post from the H2. The hostages blog.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:36 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:28 AM (P3gRi)
Which goes to why the .38 Special and .357 magnum bo.357 diameter bullet. Back in the day, the .38 S&W had a "heel-based" bullet, like a .22 LR. The bullet had TWO diameters. The smaller "heel" went into the case until a hard-shoulder was encountered. The visible part of the bullet was the same diameter as the outer-dimension of the case. The "Heel" was of .357 diameter, and the visible bullet section was of .38 inch measurement. Same as the outside dimension of the case.
A Colt Navy .36, carries the same .357 bore as the .38 Special/.357 Magnum. And a .22 LR's larger diameter is .223 in., same as in an AR-15. Which is why .22 adapters for an AR-15 can be made to work.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)
When I wuz at Clempson Cow Collidge, I hated English and literature and all that shit. Now, however, I'm grateful for having that shit put in my head.
It gives you great ability to pull words out that describe big picture stuff you realize.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (Foq6I)
Finnegans Wake would probably get the close attention it requires with a three-year prison sentence and as many foreign dictionaries.
Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 01:37 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Zettai
Well there's the Kaboom kids thread...
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:31 AM (bzrNB)
The Kaboom diary was literature. I am the same in some ways Zettai. I mostly read non fiction, it is probably 90 percent to 10 percent. But fiction and and novels do influence the real world, at least they used to. It is good to keep up with important works because they actually had an impact on the real world.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2021 01:37 AM (e1mwr)
Not that I mind, I'm just curious as hell. I thought I knew some trivia, but that's pretty off the chart stuff.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:28 AM (Foq6I)
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The other night some comment sent me searching and I wound up in Bardot land. I made several Bardot posts that night to no response.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:37 AM (I9jxh)
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2021 01:38 AM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:35 AM (csEWM)
true
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2021 01:38 AM (e1mwr)
Why yes, I attended publik skool, Y do U ask?
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 01:40 AM (dB4Iz)
Too much image searching was underway. How many ways to search Bardot's tight butt?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 30, 2021 01:42 AM (bzrNB)
I recall discussing with English teachers about my disdain for fiction on a few occasions... My argument was something like 'why should I waste precious moments of my life reading fairy tales when I'll be lucky to live long enough to finish the encyclopaedia?'...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:42 AM (k+80L)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:37 AM (I9jxh)
Fair enough. She was a true 1.
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:47 AM (Foq6I)
Gimme a dollar! Or gimme a job as an English teacher!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 01:47 AM (BPuaD)
It started with a post on her being busted for being a racist again. Called Indian islanders savages because of animal sacrifice.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:48 AM (I9jxh)
I read that most the .36 black powder were converted to the new .38's when they went "on-line:".
I thought they bored them out. Probably not, eh?
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:48 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:50 AM (iSbhf)
I thought they bored them out. Probably not, eh?
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:48 AM (Foq6I)
I think either by boring the cylinder through, or replacing the cylinder, and maybe altering or replacing the hammer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:51 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 01:42 AM (k+80L)
people write about war and make movies about war, even while they are in war. A funny thing about us. Even when real crap is going down, we still make stuff up for enjoyment, knowledge, and learning. I always have found that interesting. We value creative people and need to hear from them no matter what else is going on.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2021 01:53 AM (e1mwr)
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:53 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 01:54 AM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:19 AM
Well, our coach, he wants no sissies ...
Posted by: Allan Sherman at November 30, 2021 01:56 AM (EughT)
Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner!
And, it's the Eighteen FIFTY One Colt Navy, btw. FIFTY ONE. Features a Dodge 440 Wedge motor, but we won't talk of that out in the open, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 01:57 AM (QzJWU)
And you better not say he's on a van trip to the Tetons.
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 30, 2021 01:57 AM (buTO7)
Oh my neice here rushed her 10 year old d to get her clot shot WHY ??? Stuck on stupid and dangerous , She already was born deaf and has cochlesr implants
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 01:58 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:58 AM (KAi1n)
Anyway, she went on and on about how she knows "aBoUt A dOzEn PeOpLe WhO dIeD!111!!1!" of woo-floo and OMG blahblahblah.
I told her how I personally know *at least* a dozen ppl who have had the woo-floo and survived it. Don't know anyone who's died of it. Maybe something something about their LIFESTYLE???
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:01 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 02:01 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 02:02 AM (iSbhf)
Herman Wouk, Winds of War. Historical Novel. But I think it'll add great storytelling to the foundation of your historical edifice. And the rest of the Wouk WWII sagas, besides.
There is a place for the Historical Novel. They serve to add color and texture to a palate mostly comprised of greyscale and monotone. Case in point. W.E.B. Griffin's tales of the U.S. Marines in the Banana Wars bring alive the scant histories extant in the actual literature. The histories ARE there, but are few, lacking context, texture and flavor.
Try Winds of War, and I think you'll not be disappointed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 02:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:01 AM (dB4Iz)
I know a dude he didn't get the jab and had it 2 times, and I know another dude who never got the jab and had it 3 times. 3 frigging times.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 02:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 02:06 AM (csEWM)
Captain Kirk met the Wuhoo, and HE gave it the jab, multiple times.
Because, Captain Kirk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 02:12 AM (QzJWU)
Someone commented last night the 1976 swine flu crap went away because they stopped testing for it !
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 02:13 AM (iSbhf)
And yeah, what's with the multiple-coof? That probably sucks...
Around here, they stopped testing the asymptomatic. Gotta be SICK to find out whether you got coof. Well, I guess one could always purchase the "at home test"
Meh...............
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:13 AM (dB4Iz)
Because, Captain Kirk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 02:12 AM (QzJWU)
yeah these dudes aren't getting the jab. They said fuck it, they keep getting covid and just feel off for a bit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 02:14 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:16 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 02:14 AM (VwHCD)
They are my jabless brothers. Tell them to adopt the Bultaco Pursang as their bike. Or, at least, the logo. Pursang. Pur. Sang. (Pure Blood).
rrrrIIINGGG ding ding ding ding! *wafts scent of burnt castor oil*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2021 02:22 AM (QzJWU)
Hubby is between a rock and a hard place: He is older and has a lethal health issue, so... the shot could kill him. The 'vid could kill him.
Dr's told him "don't bother getting the shot" and we're okay with that. I worry that I'll bring it home to him, but whaddaya do? Got to leave the house sometime for food and gas and what-have-you.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:28 AM (dB4Iz)
I feel sorry for the stupid, she's probably still hiding. I told her it was a crock from day one.
It really is a revelation how many are stuck on stupid, explains why they still vote liberal, Trucastrodeau in Canada.
They had a real dumbo for PM Mackenzie King years ago had seances for advice with his dead dog and mother
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 02:28 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:16 AM (dB4Iz)
They're both gear heads. One is a car guy, the other is a harley guy. One is a plumber, the other a diesel mechanic. Not sure what the common link is, but they manage to kick it's ass every time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 02:28 AM (VwHCD)
I hope that my brief excursions into the unwashed masses will give both me & hubby a slight, immune-enhancing exposure. Not enough to get sick, but enough to build antibodies.
He is near 70, has liver and kidney issues. I'm not ready to lose him! But I understand his days are numbered.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:38 AM (dB4Iz)
Told my wife the next time her mother pesters her about the shot tell her she's not vaccinated anymore either get yer booster and then you can talk.
Some inlaw asked me about the vaxx, I said I don't take health advice from brain dead Biden or octogenarian Small Faucet, nor drunken witch Pelosi
Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 02:38 AM (iSbhf)
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Posted by: Senor Coffee at November 30, 2021 02:45 AM (iSbhf)
Posted by: MammaB at November 30, 2021 02:47 AM (yKids)
No sh!t. My sister said nobody but "vaxxed" were welcome at her Thanksgiving table.
Okay.
'Bye, sis.
Love you, but not gonna risk my life to sit at your table once a year.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:48 AM (dB4Iz)
Editorial note 1. Tater is Pennywise's slow gay brother, Poundfoolish.
Editorial note 2. Between that Lars McCunt and Mr. "No vaxx, no food." Irish Senator mentioned earlier, they need the full Vermeer. On public TV. Their fascist intolerance must be met with swift justice that'd give Vlad the Impaler pause.
Sorry, not sorry.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2021 02:53 AM (sIxXb)
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)
I hope that my brief excursions into the unwashed masses will give both me & hubby a slight, immune-enhancing exposure. Not enough to get sick, but enough to build antibodies.
He is near 70, has liver and kidney issues. I'm not ready to lose him! But I understand his days are numbered.
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2021 02:38 AM (dB4Iz)
Well I'm mostly blue collar, been in lowes or home depot almost every day, or every other day while working on the house since April. No mask. Been around other crowds at car cruise nights where there were definitely people who went through covid. No problem. I'm one of those people who just never get sick, never had the flu, don't have allergies, no winter colds, etc. I have the immunity system from hell, and I heal fast. People say, oh stay away I have a cold. I say so what, I'm not gonna get it. Its probably that attitude is why I don't get sick. My body probably gets pelted every day with shit and is so used to it that it don't even matter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 02:55 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: MammaB at November 30, 2021 02:58 AM (yKids)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 03:03 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
I had scarlet fever as a baby, but that's the only thing. I never had chicken pox, or measels. I don't even get headaches. I must be a frigging alien.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 03:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 03:14 AM (T/yKs)
We both had chicken pox and regular measles.
I had mumps on one side only. And tonsilitis almost constantly until removed when I was 8 or 9... ahhhh, no more freeeking sore throat or penicillin shots!
No idea what ailments affected the younger siblings-- they were only occasionally sick, iirc.
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