The Morning Rant

THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS
What they angrily insisted for over four decades would never happen (and shame on us for thinking that it ever could) is now waiting in the wings. I'm talking about the normalization of child molesting. I refuse to use the term "pedophilia" because I think the word is an attempt to disguise sexual predation as a medical condition, and, worse yet, that stupid MAP acronym (for "minor attracted person(s)"). I much prefer the old fashion designation for this evil activity: child molesting. Or, better yet, child rape. Any attempt to discuss child molesting that involves removing it from its moral context is itself an evil.

Raping little children is now the Bold New Sexual Frontier that must be conquered and normalized. And the first step in the process of normalization is to gussy it up with Science™. Take a look at this:

I question the seriousness of anybody sporting a green mohawk haircut. Yeah, I know that makes me a "lookist" or whatever, but that does not generate confidence or trust.

The idea of this first step is to generate sympathy for the the pervs doing the pervy thing you want to normalize. She's written a book which pretty much gives the game away here:

"Pursuit of Dignity"? Seriously? How about "Pursuit of innocent children to rape"? Because that's what they want more than anything else. The last thing I am concerned about is the "dignity" of a child rapist. Somehow, I think that if what this person was doing represented a legitimate attempt to treat sexual offenders, it would look quite different.

One may ask, what is her motivation for her "research" ? Is it to protect children or justify perversity?

Naturally, a disturbingly large number of readers look like they've been taken in by this wolf in sheep's clothing. Read the responses to this tweet and you'll see. I think some people just want to be fooled. Others hate normal life and will support anything to see it damaged or destroyed.

I think it's like the much ballyhooed Kinsey Report(s). Supposedly scientific research, but the guy was just a perv who wanted to spread his pervy practices to a wider audience.

However, there is still some sanity left. Here's a video of a prisoner explaining in open court his annoyance when he discovered his cellmate was a child rapist:

Funny thing is, the judge does not sound all that displeased.

Our Media is Garbage, Part CXLVIII:

Your Papers, Please:

The Stalinistas Are All Coming Out:

Not A Good Look For Columbia:

wut

Dumbness level = 980 millikohns

#TheResistance 2021:

Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday Who Dis: Natalie Dormer starred with Australian actor (and youngest Hemsworth bro) Liam in The Hunger Games: Mockingbird Part 1. Also Part 2. His marriage to Miley Cyrus lasted 1 whole year.

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:16 AM

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1 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (Do5/p)

2 No clue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (EjmvJ)

3 First!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)

4 In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (Do5/p)

5 I know them both . . . gimme a second . . .

Patricia Medina?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)

6 top 100?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (8D42x)

7 refuse to use the term "pedophilia"

As do I!

Posted by: Bill Maher, Kidlove Productions at November 29, 2021 11:18 AM (pbStR)

8 Is this true?

The lead prosecutor in the Ghislaine Maxwell case is Maurene Comey.

She is the daughter of James Comey.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:18 AM (uXonU)

9 He was in a film that was on Svengoolie --!

Patricia Medina played on Have Gun -- Will Travel more than once, and on a famous U.N.C.L.E. ep w/ Vincent Price.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (txdEq)

10 I really thought I had it

now the rest of my day is ruined

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (us2H3)

11 Louis Hayward?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (txdEq)

12 Am I looking at Zippy the fucking the Pin Head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (yRved)

13 I really thought I had it

now the rest of my day is ruined
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 11:19 AM (us2H3)

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (2JVJo)

14 That guy who pleaded guilty should be fined the best part of a dollar!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (FVME7)

15 Waffles!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)

16 13th

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 29, 2021 11:21 AM (iPbC0)

17 Photo 7 of female is a drawing, very nice for a change.

And the woman in Photo 2 looks like Vivien Leigh, so I'm guessing the guy is her first husband whose name escapes me

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:21 AM (DJFLF)

18
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2021 11:21 AM (n+4am)

19 Son of a bitch. It is true.

Maurene Comey is one of the lead prosecutors in the criminal case against Ghislaine Maxwell. The daughter of former FBI director James Comey also worked on the sex crimes case against Jeffrey Epstein. She also prosecuted ex-gynecologist Robert Hadden and Treasury Department whistleblower Natalie Edwards.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:22 AM (uXonU)

20 I love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

21 @8

She is the daughter of James Comey.

Yep, just a low level associate prosecutor in the SDNY randomly assigned to this very high profile case, with far ranging implications for some very big big shots.

Happens all the time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (IrNjK)

22 Is this true?

The lead prosecutor in the Ghislaine Maxwell case is Maurene Comey.

Apparently because it's been reported in more than one place.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (y7DUB)

23 so that "thing", and i use the term loosely..., that's all for child molestation looks pretty much exactly as i expected it would...

it needs to be run through a woodchipper feet first.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (8D42x)

24 Maurene Comey is one of the lead prosecutors in the criminal case against Ghislaine Maxwell. The daughter of former FBI director James Comey also worked on the sex crimes case against Jeffrey Epstein. She also prosecuted ex-gynecologist Robert Hadden and Treasury Department whistleblower Natalie Edwards.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:22 AM (uXonU)

You expected anything less?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (2JVJo)

25 I don't do black and white photos... too racist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (BFigT)

26 Why is a Queen worth more than a Jack? Sexist!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (jL5Zd)

27 >>I love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.

There is no Vax.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (Lrwak)

28 Covid shit, literally, shuts down another small Aussie town.

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi; 10h
Another isolated town in the Northern Territory has been forced into lockdown after traces of Covid were detected in wastewater.

You read that right, in wastewater.

NOT EVEN A POSITIVE CASE.

This is the "new normal" they want you to accept.
[And I'm sure it was C-19 or Delta and not another coronavirus.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (UHVv4)

29 She also prosecuted ex-gynecologist Robert Hadden

I don't know why, but "ex-gynecologist" is funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

30 >>Why is a Queen worth more than a Jack?

That depends on the age of Jack...

I read the content!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (Lrwak)

31 The new deck has YASSS QUEEN SLAY

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (II3Gr)

32 Dc-Ny corridor is one giant incestuous family. The Comeys are example number 4 million.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (jL5Zd)

33 So, MAP is a thing now...hmmmm.
Just in time for the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (axyOa)

34 Personally, I like the idea that the unvaccinated are responsible for the vaccinated getting sick. It means the skinny people are responsible for me being fat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (FVME7)

35 Geraldine Fitzgerald and maybe Louis Hayward

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (us2H3)

36 If I know who the 2 mystery guests are without looking them up, but use that to look up their connection, is that cheating?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (txdEq)

37 >>I don't know why, but "ex-gynecologist" is funny.

You think PTSD is funny? You are an animal!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams Gynecologist at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (Lrwak)

38 I don't know what it is about waffles...but after I eat them I feel nourished, which is not the case with pancakes.

I guess waffles have more eggs in them or something

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (DJFLF)

39 I love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

I do like this Jordan, not to mention that they are advising to get the vaccine, even though it might not work, because that's the safe thing to do.

didn't the medical experts, once upon a time, tell us that getting unnecessary treatments, vaccines and/or antibiotics etc, increased the likely hood of creating super-bugs?

is that not a thing anymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

40 Im not worried. I have been assured the latest round of lockdown will last two weeks at most.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (jL5Zd)

41 Yup, Comey's kid is on the case. It's also why there's been zero info on it and zero interest from the MFM.

Rug, broom... some assembly required.

Way too many "important" people might be inconvenienced if their weird and sick predilections came to light.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (BFigT)

42 I'm a bit confused, because I'm trying to make sense of what the pedophile at top says, and, well, that can't be done. How is a pedophile, errr....a non-offending MAP, not by definition an offender?

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z)

43 Gotta hand it to you OM. Usually I look at the Who Dis pics and kinda recognize them. The last few weeks, can't even remember seeing any of them.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (gECZB)

44
Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (7rnBK)

45 Raping little children is now the Bold New Sexual Frontier that must be conquered and normalized. And the first step in the process of normalization is to gussy it up with Science.

Justice Antonin Scalia warned of this slippery slope in 2002 with his dissent in Lawrence v Texas. The alphabet soup mafia laughed at the right for making this slippery slope argument. 20 years later, here we are:

In his dissent of that ruling, Justice Antonin Scalia angrily warned that if the court was willing to strike down sodomy laws, other state laws on moral choices could soon be lifted, among them gay marriage. He wrote:

State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity ... every single one of these laws is called into question by today's decision.

https://bit.ly/3liK4cR

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Do5/p)

46 I don't know why, but "ex-gynecologist" is funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

Hard to practice one's craft in a male prison.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (y7DUB)

47 Who dis looks like she could be related to Drew Barrymore.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (UnQlg)

48 Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles is by locking them away in solitary confinement forever, or burying them in a box in the desert. Both seem to work fine.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (gjSIR)

49 Are TikTok nurses going to be dancing the "Oh! Macarena" variant?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (m45I2)

50 I'll say it: "Omicron" doesn't exist. "Omicron" is the cover story for the poisoning deaths from the coerced injections, AND an excuse for Big Pharma to declare that everyone must start over and be injected with another brand-new poison.

- Ann Barnhardt

Posted by: Been Lurking at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (JVCkA)

51 So, MAP is a thing now...hmmmm.
Just in time for the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 11:25 AM (axyOa)

Disgusting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Ez6QX)

52 Rules are for small minded plebians - said the powerful elite who want to be accountable for nothing.

Human sacrifice, child harems, slavery, ritual killing.

Neo pagan tribalism.

Posted by: which topia? dis topia at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (awhG8)

53 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

54 "And so it starts ..."

Posted by: The guy who always says "And so it starts ..." at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (L+JsU)

55 Personally, I like the idea that the unvaccinated are responsible for the vaccinated getting sick. It means the skinny people are responsible for me being fat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Unvaxxed are responsible. Yet unvaxxed aren't sick.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (uXonU)

56 Yep, just a low level associate prosecutor in the SDNY randomly assigned to this very high profile case, with far ranging implications for some very big big shots.

Not just the SDNY, but the SDNY Public Corruption Unit- as in public officials.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (CTJwJ)

57 Lewis Carroll was a Minor-Attracted Person, for sure.

the pictures he took of Alice and her sisters are still out there. And he had a habit of riding the train with his pockets full of trinkets and toys that he could offer the kiddos when he encountered them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (DJFLF)

58 Do not valorize misinformation that leads to systemic harm of underserved communities of color and inhibits efforts to normalize climate justice.

Oh, and OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Shadout Mapes, trying to get a sweet gig at the Salvation Army at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (PiwSw)

59 The insane are utterly confident in their convictions.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (cSyAR)

60 An AR-15 shot three people in Kenosha, killing two.

Posted by: THIS is CNN! at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (I2/tG)

61 30 >>Why is a Queen worth more than a Jack?

That depends on the age of Jack...

I read the content!
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Why is a Queen more powerful than a King?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (yRved)

62 I was just looking at malted Belgian waffle mix yesterday on Amazoid. Haven't had a malted waffle for 25 years probably. What's a "yeasted" one, and why?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (wAnMi)

63 There is no Vax.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM

Only Zuul.

Posted by: Zuul at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (m+jkK)

64 >>Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles

Fire.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (Lrwak)

65 Miserable, fat, Belgian bastards! I won't eat their waffles!

Posted by: Monty P at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (7bRMQ)

66 >>> didn't the medical experts, once upon a time, tell us that getting unnecessary treatments, vaccines and/or antibiotics etc, increased the likely hood of creating super-bugs?
>>> is that not a thing anymore?

Shut up, they explained.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (UnQlg)

67 If I know who the 2 mystery guests are without looking them up, but use that to look up their connection, is that cheating?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes, and now you're on Santa's naughty list.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (FVME7)

68 57 Lewis Carroll was a Minor-Attracted Person, for sure.

the pictures he took of Alice and her sisters are still out there. And he had a habit of riding the train with his pockets full of trinkets and toys that he could offer the kiddos when he encountered them.
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He liked to go down the rabbit hole?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (yRved)

69 28 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (UHVv4)

It is best understood as a cultural "I win" button for the left.

It has crossed the species barrier, and is carried by several mammals so the answer to "zero tolerance" is either sterilizing the entire continent or you know growing the fuck up and accepting we live in an imperfect world.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (Lzpvj)

70 I don't know why, but "ex-gynecologist" is funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

Hard to practice one's craft in a male prison.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (y7DUB)

nah, he's got to remember the difference between a cervix and a prostate...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (8D42x)

71 MAPS should be taken off the map.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (jEjoo)

72 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

Cars are only self-crime-committing when the driver is black. I understand it's a real hassle for black conservatives.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (ZGrMX)

73 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"
Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM

Rush (pbuh) used to harp on that media formulation all the time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (m+jkK)

74 No idea who the girl is but she's cute.

Each succeeding variant of Wuhan Flu keeps being less dangerous, I wonder how long they can keep up the panic?

I love the stories about how the omicron variant is resistant to the vax.

Yeah that's been the pattern every time. The "vaccination" was designed only to manipulate your body to respond differently to on one variant and weakens your immune system in the process.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (KZzsI)

75 I'm a bit confused, because I'm trying to make sense of what the pedophile at top says, and, well, that can't be done. How is a pedophile, errr....a non-offending MAP, not by definition an offender?
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z)

I think they're rationalizing it by saying these people are attracted to children, but aren't acting on their attractions.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (Ez6QX)

76 Omicron is just another way to spell moronic.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (uXonU)

77 Yup, Comey's kid is on the case. It's also why there's been zero info on it and zero interest from the MFM.

After helping to steal a Presidential election with nary a peep of protest from the "opposition party" why should they care what anything looks like.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (y7DUB)

78 53 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

"You're not the boss of me!"

- K.I.T.T.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (dfRN6)

79 State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity ... every single one of these laws is called into question by today's decision.

That is almost the entire laundry list of Biden Family Achievements.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (pbStR)

80 Posted by: Been Lurking at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (JVCkA)

yeah, when I first heard about it I thought - they need a distraction from the fact that the original jabs are sh!t. I didn't even take into account that they have to quickly develop another shot.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (DJFLF)

81 @56

>>Not just the SDNY, but the SDNY Public Corruption Unit- as in public officials.

Say, what's Durham up to, who should be burping up something pretty soon I suppose.

Talk about grifters, man, that dude could make a low-voltage contractor drunk on prevailing wage blush.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (IrNjK)

82 ex-gynecologist

****

No longer actively practicing, but still an aficionado!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (m45I2)

83 Dc-Ny corridor is one giant incestuous family. The Comeys are example number 4 million.

Official Washington is more inbred than a West Virginia trailer camp.

But don't you dare question that, peasant.

Posted by: The Deep State! at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (I2/tG)

84 If I know who the 2 mystery guests are without looking them up, but use that to look up their connection, is that cheating?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Yes, and now you're on Santa's naughty list.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021

***
You say that like it's a bad thing!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (txdEq)

85 48 Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles is by locking them away in solitary confinement forever, or burying them in a box in the desert. Both seem to work fine.
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You don't have to feed a box in the desert. Hell, you don't need a box in the desert. It comes with scavengers installed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (yRved)

86 Rush (pbuh) used to harp on that media formulation all the time.

Yeah for a while in the 90s and 00's SUVs were the devil until it finally sunk in that people liked them and were not going to be shamed into rejecting them. But that was the constant refrain "SUV" did terrible thing, not the driver.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (KZzsI)

87 Comment that gets me suspended from sites:

"It was always there. In the +."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (OssQ4)

88 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"
==
Well, assuming it wasn't a tesla on self driving mode.

Posted by: which topia? dis topia at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (PQuX9)

89 64 >>Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles

Fire.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (Lrwak)

Use plasticine if you want to preserve their integrity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (/EuRN)

90 If I know who the 2 mystery guests are without looking them up, but use that to look up their connection, is that cheating?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes, and now you're on Santa's naughty list.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (FVME7)

is Santa still giving out coal? might need that for heating and cooking this winter if brandon keeps up his price hikes...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)

91 An AR-15 shot three people in Kenosha, killing two.

That's nothing. A set of stairs tripped Joe Biden three times. THREE TIMES!

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (ZsR3z)

92 "20 I love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX) "

well, that's only fair, because it's not really a vaccine either ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (ahosz)

93 Personally, I'd like to see more perverts whining about their pursuit to find any sort of relief from 70% of their body being covered by 3rd degree burns, but lack the necessary limbs and digits to type it out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (wAnMi)

94 72 Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:29 AM (ZGrMX)

"Whateveah the f*ck I do iz legal and moral yo!"

//Guy not in moral hazard at all

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (Lzpvj)

95 >No longer actively practicing, but still an aficionado!

Hold still while I numb it.

Num-num-num-num

Posted by: Gynecologist at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (Lrwak)

96
42 I'm a bit confused, because I'm trying to make sense of what the pedophile at top says, and, well, that can't be done. How is a pedophile, errr....a non-offending MAP, not by definition an offender?
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z

I think the idea is that one can have the desire or impulse without acting on it. So they're talking about people who have a thing for kids but don't take action in furtherance of it. The sneaky thing is it's not an unreasonable point. However, their goal is normalization, acceptance, celebration, participation. So people need to see through this to the broader agenda.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (II3Gr)

97 The imbecile who wrote that CNN headline needs to put in stocks, naked.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (cSyAR)

98 After helping to steal a Presidential election with nary a peep of protest from the "opposition party" why should they care what anything looks like.

---------------

Hunter Biden is selling art to foreign buyers for astronomical sums in broad daylight.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (sX1BW)

99 @disclosetv

Former CTO and new Twitter CEO Agrawal in November 2020 interview: "Our role is not to be bound by the First Amendment... focus[ing] less on thinking about free speech, but thinking about how the times have changed."

Meet the new boss, ~~same as~~ worse than the old boss...

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (cF8AT)

100 Damn! A whole lot of Twatter twits need sudden-onset lead poisoning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (P3gRi)

101 The Biden administration has enlisted two nuclear-disarmament advocates to present the Defense Department with "alternatives" to the United States' long-standing intercontinental ballistic missiles system, according to a copy of the project proposal obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

The Defense Department asked the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace to study "alternatives as they relate to options for the land-based leg of the U.S. nuclear triad" and in January submit a report to the secretary of defense, according to the project proposal.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

102 Each succeeding variant of Wuhan Flu keeps being less dangerous, I wonder how long they can keep up the panic?

I saw a Twitter thread this morning where a doctor noted that it's completely normal for virus mutations to become more spreadable and less dangerous. A woman asked how they knew that, and there were about 60 replies that said "8th grade science class".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (ZGrMX)

103 Kids, cats, trees. You can stick your dick in anything now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (Ls/45)

104 You lucky girl. You get to have sex with a 40 year old political virgin.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (dyDJH)

105
The other night I mentioned Salon's wacky and evil supposed "parental advice" column, in which each entry is an unhinged foray into progressivism that looks like a textual version of a horrific tik tok video.

Salon, like Tik Tok, invents new, meaningless, nonsensical phrases, such as "Weaponized Incompetence" which applies to husbands with unsatisfied wives.

I totally forgot my point....

Never mind.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (7rnBK)

106 Maurene Comey is one of the lead prosecutors in the criminal case against Ghislaine Maxwell. The daughter of former FBI director James Comey also worked on the sex crimes case against Jeffrey Epstein. She also prosecuted ex-gynecologist Robert Hadden and Treasury Department whistleblower Natalie Edwards.
Posted by: rickb223

At least she doesn't look like Webb Hubbell

Posted by: Parag "bright Side" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (QzkSJ)

107 For Lars McMurtry, I've been back to normal life for a long time. Sucks to be you, I guess.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (TNyrE)

108 102 Each succeeding variant of Wuhan Flu keeps being less dangerous, I wonder how long they can keep up the panic?

I saw a Twitter thread this morning where a doctor noted that it's completely normal for virus mutations to become more spreadable and less dangerous. A woman asked how they knew that, and there were about 60 replies that said "8th grade science class".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (ZGrMX)

==========

That's misinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (LvTSG)

109 Fire.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (Lrwak)

Tar and feathers was also a good one. Turn their body into one huge, massive blister with perma-feathers. Fire can deaden the nerves to quickly unless sparingly applied.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (wAnMi)

110 64 >>Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles

Fire.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (Lrwak)

A blowtorch and tin-snips, you need to use the tin-snips to remove the char.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (gjSIR)

111

lulz:

biden to "address the nation" about the newest fake "variant" today

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (7rnBK)

112 Go ahead and ignore the Omicron at your own peril. One day you might get it and suffer from, check notes, being tired and having a little cough for a day or two.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (4thlk)

113 I think they're rationalizing it by saying these people are attracted to children, but aren't acting on their attractions.

Ah. Well, then I'll give them credit for denying their impulses, but somehow, I doubt that's the long term plan.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (ZsR3z)

114 Best way to preserve the dignity of pedophiles

Fire.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:28 AM (Lrwak)

Use plasticine if you want to preserve their integrity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (/EuRN)

thermite?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (8D42x)

115 53 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

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Ana Navarro's death certificate will list causes of death as: "COVID and Eating Utensils ... but mostly Eating Utensils."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 11:33 AM (e5VlP)

116 5 I know them both . . . gimme a second . . .

Patricia Medina?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)

Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (Lnjxc)

117 >>Salon, like Tik Tok, invents new, meaningless, nonsensical phrases, such as "Weaponized Incompetence" which applies to husbands with unsatisfied wives.

Did you catch that on Rekieta? Fucking hysterical. Those wamens!

One word for you son : Latex.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (Lrwak)

118 Kids, cats, trees. You can stick your dick in anything now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

True, and good thi

Ow

That hurt

Posted by: Parag "not Miklos" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (QzkSJ)

119 I like how that douchebag thinks the unvaccinated are the ones responsible for the China bat virus.

Not that asshole Fauci, who was sending millions to some dirty, insecure, unsafe lab in China so they could do this bioweapons bat research. Not China, who was knowingly letting this research go on in its filthy, unsafe lab. Not the nutcase Chinese scientists who were getting their rocks off experimenting in the dirty, insecure, unsafe lab to see how many new mutations they could create to make the bat viruses more dangerous to humans.

No, none of those people are responsible for the virus infecting the world. The people really responsible were the people innocently in their homes, minding their own damn business, who saw this insanity and said "no thanks" to the government and media and pseudo-celebs trying to cram an experimental gene therapy down their throats.

Totes makes sense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (k4dH2)

120 Why does auto correct hate "too" now? Thanks apple, keep me on my toes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (wAnMi)

121 82 ex-gynecologist

****

No longer actively practicing, but still an aficionado!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:31 AM (m45I2)

From what I hear, actual gynecologists will rapidly disabuse wayward lads who think "Hey I'll be a gynecologist and get to look at pussy all day!" There are horrors which shake a man to the very core of his being...gynecologists have seen them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (II3Gr)

122 Having sex with a minor in SC will get you 25 to life. So these idiots advocating having sex with children should move to SC and find out.

Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

123 Leaky vaccines cause viruses to become stronger and more transmissible.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (UuD2k)

124 If people like this McMurtry might find out shooting people could get infectious.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (cSyAR)

125 I don't think someone who is merely broken and corrupt so that they lust after younger people should be killed outright; we're born in different ways and are all screwed up somehow. Some obviously more than others; being super compulsively neat and needing all the stuff on your desk arranged just so is one kind of messed up, wanting to sex up an elementary school kid is a whole nother kind.

But if they act on that? If they touch a kid? Yeah. That convict in his prison cell, I'm not gonna say he was right in doing so but I understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

126 I love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Kind of baked into the cake, since the variants are a consequence of the vax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (P3gRi)

127 Go ahead and ignore the Omicron at your own peril. One day you might get it and suffer from, check notes, being tired and having a little cough for a day or two.

The version I saw was "tired and muscle aches".

The running joke on the Twats is "I've had Omicron since I turned 35".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (ZGrMX)

128 Why are we trying accept child molesters as normal in society instead accepting that they need help (or beatings)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Utipw)

129 Patricia Medina?

The Mecca of Medinas

Posted by: Parag "Joe" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (QzkSJ)

130 After helping to steal a Presidential election with nary a peep of protest from the "opposition party" why should they care what anything looks like.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 11:30 AM (y7DUB)

But don't forget to vote GOP next year! Red Wave, baby!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (2JVJo)

131 >>From what I hear, actual gynecologists will rapidly disabuse wayward lads who think "Hey I'll be a gynecologist and get to look at pussy all day!" There are horrors which shake a man to the very core of his being...gynecologists have seen them.

Had a retired Gyno for a fishing client. That guy would ruin everyone's lunch with 'Story Time'.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (Lrwak)

132 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

Didn't anybody watch My Mother The Car? Well, now apparently she's got Alzheimer's and is sundowning.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (wAnMi)

133 Didja hear about the gynecologist who went to his high school reunion hoping to look up a few old girlfriends?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (m45I2)

134 122 Having sex with a minor in SC will get you 25 to life. So these idiots advocating having sex with children should move to SC and find out.
Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

LA used to give the death penalty for rape of a minor with major injury, but SCOTUS said cruel and unusual, blah, blah.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (UuD2k)

135 I had no idea Patricia Medina's career lasted so long. I only first noticed her in that U.N.C.L.E. episode I mentioned, and have spotted her from time to time. But she started acting in the late '30s and only retired in the late '70s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (txdEq)

136 I don't know why, but "ex-gynecologist" is funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

Does that mean he gets his amateur standing back?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (P3gRi)

137 didn't the medical experts, once upon a time, tell us that getting unnecessary treatments, vaccines and/or antibiotics etc, increased the likely hood of creating super-bugs?

is that not a thing anymore?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

That was before they started receiving their Pfizer stipend.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (EjmvJ)

138 I saw this pedophile crap coming 30 years ago and everyone said I was crazy, they are using the same arguments that gay people used back in the 70's and 80's

the exact same arguments and because things have only gotten worse since then, there is no way that those same arguments will lose, they have already been established as "winning" arguments and they will succeed.

because your children and grandchildren are just playthings of the Elite, they belong to you, nothing belongs you everything belongs to them.

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (fcWVN)

139 "Weaponized Incompetence" which applies to husbands with unsatisfied wives.

This is, how do you say, endemic at the Bulwark and the Dispatch.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

140 Posted by: Vic

Ahoy Vic!

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (QzkSJ)

141 "It was always there. In the +."

Yes. That is one of the things they meant by the +. Bestiality, etc is included.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (KZzsI)

142
Wow.

Because some people in the USA didn't get vaccinated, a new variant has mutated in....Africa.

You know what that means?

It means "anti-vax" Americans, who are all white Republicans, really, really hate black people!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (7rnBK)

143 Salon, like Tik Tok, invents new, meaningless, nonsensical phrases, such as "Weaponized Incompetence" which applies to husbands with unsatisfied wives.

Unsatisfied wives is redundant. Perhaps "dissatisfied wives" would be redundant. Eh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (II3Gr)

144 Anybody else who signed up for Branca's "free" law of self defense book now getting SPAM'd to death by aforementioned Branca?

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (RKLPC)

145 Funny how society seems to be on a slippery slope into depravity. Someone should have offered a warning.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (cSyAR)

146 Krusteaz has a Belgian waffle mix, I like their pancakes mix

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mWg/a)

147 112 Go ahead and ignore the Omicron at your own peril. One day you might get it and suffer from, check notes, being tired and having a little cough for a day or two.
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Can't have that. We need to shut everything down except pharmaceutical companies with direct deposit to the Biden's bank account.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (yRved)

148 "The Defense Department asked the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace to study "alternatives as they relate to options for the land-based leg of the U.S. nuclear triad" and in January submit a report to the secretary of defense, according to the project proposal.
Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2021 11:32 AM (RHGPo) "

I'm guessing that they steal an idea from Cordwainer Smith:
"kiloton grenade".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (ahosz)

149 You look pretty hot for a dog-years-of-49-year-old...

Posted by: Allyn Walker-The Green New Deal Has A Mohawk at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (ELgVT)

150 Lars needs a ride on Pinochet airlines.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

151 Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)

Note, Omicron magically appeared right after South Africa announced it was no longer approving 2 of the 3 vaccines, because they had a VERY low rate of Covid Cases, and they were worried about side effects.

Then.... suddenly...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (oHd/0)

152 I saw this pedophile crap coming 30 years ago and everyone said I was crazy, they are using the same arguments that gay people used back in the 70's and 80's

Yeah, that was the problem Scalia pointed out: your argument can be used for a huge variety of things you currently consider evil and perverse.

And hey, here we are!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (KZzsI)

153
I think I wanted to make a point about everything being "weaponized" and "problematic."

And you know what?

It's true!

The Left has weaponized Every Thing. The Left has made Every Thing problematic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (7rnBK)

154 "because your children and grandchildren are just playthings of the Elite, they belong to you, nothing belongs you everything belongs to them."

sorry, correction...

because your children and grandchildren are just playthings of the Elite, they do not belong to you, nothing belongs to you everything belongs to them.

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (fcWVN)

155 Weaponized Incompetence...

What? Like a toothy BJer?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (Lrwak)

156 Patricia Medina?

The Mecca of Medinas
Posted by: Parag "Joe" Agrawal at November 29, 2021

***
According to IMDb, her father was Spanish and her mother English. She looks a little in her coloring like Catherine Zeta-Jones. Oh, and she was a staunch Republican, like her husband Joseph Cotten, and they were friends with the Reagans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (txdEq)

157 Having sex with a minor in SC will get you 25 to life. So these idiots advocating having sex with children should move to SC and find out.
Posted by: Vic at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (mpXpK)

In CA we've got the queer hero Scott Wiener who's legislating his way to homo-communist utopia. You can knowingly spread AIDS and it's a-ok, and you can boff a minor as young as 15, as long as your age difference isn't too huge. He's already said 11 is a better, more accurate age - but one step at a time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (wAnMi)

158 Child rape is sadly the historical norm. The ancient Romans raised it to an art form, singing songs and making paintings and statues of adults molesting children (mostly same-sex). Google it if you dare. So too the Muslims. Only in the last century or so, and mostly in the Western world, has that practice been ostracized and criminalized. Even now, it flourishes in some Muslim cultures. Child rape was bound to make a come-back. Norms always return. In this case, the norm never really left. Brace yourselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

159 144 Anybody else who signed up for Branca's "free" law of self defense book now getting SPAM'd to death by aforementioned Branca?
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (RKLPC)

I've given up on my personal e-mail account. It's not worth my time to sift through all the crap.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (UuD2k)

160 How is a pedophile, errr....a non-offending MAP, not by definition an offender?
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:26 AM (ZsR3z)

"Non-offending pedophile" = one that has not yet been convicted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:39 AM (P3gRi)

161 146 Krusteaz has a Belgian waffle mix, I like their pancakes mix

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mWg/a)

cooked up any Dutch babys lately?

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:39 AM (DJFLF)

162 Funny how society seems to be on a slippery slope into depravity. Someone should have offered a warning.

Right. Some will say the slippery slope argument is a rhetorical fallacy, and they are right. But as I've posted before: its a fallacy not because its wrong but because it does not address the opponent's argument.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

163 There is no Vax.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (Lrwak)
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There is only Zuul.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 29, 2021 11:39 AM (3TihK)

164 love the stories about how the omnicron variant is resistant to the vax. Um, ALL the variants are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Kind of baked into the cake, since the variants are a consequence of the vax.
===
REEEE!!!!! A consequence of unvaccinated you mean! Science denier!. The holy vaccine of the pure science is salvation.

Posted by: The Pontiff Fauci at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (/HT0N)

165 Go ahead and ignore the Omicron at your own peril.

We have always been ill with the East Asian Xi virus.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (syU/E)

166
Did you catch that on Rekieta? Fucking hysterical. Those wamens!

One word for you son : Latex.

Posted by: garrett a

Yep. Rackets did a good job shredding it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (7rnBK)

167 I'm here now.

I would have been here earlier, but I scrolled too far and saw the art thread piece.

...and then I had to skim the comments.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (o0WIV)

168 Lindt Swedish Pancake Mix

There is no better mix.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (Lrwak)

169 I'm a non-offending tax cheat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (UuD2k)

170 Lars needs a ride on Pinochet airlines.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

Metallica will find a replacement.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (Ls/45)

171 Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

All too true, unfortunately.

A singular characteristic of early Christians was their rejection of random sex with all persons, including children. Which is how many many martyrs were created.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (DJFLF)

172 Yeah, her booby quotient is somewhat uninspiring.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 29, 2021 11:40 AM (42BEi)

173 But if they act on that? If they touch a kid? Yeah. That convict in his prison cell, I'm not gonna say he was right in doing so but I understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

The thing is, the man was going to just let him get another cell. If the pervert would have just stopped talking and justifying himself, he would have lived.

Vegans, take note....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (7bRMQ)

174 132 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

Didn't anybody watch My Mother The Car? Well, now apparently she's got Alzheimer's and is sundowning.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (wAnMi)

Yeah, remember when we promised we'd have self driving cars by now? SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: Big Tech at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (oHd/0)

175 I saw this pedophile crap coming 30 years ago and everyone said I was crazy

And then your castle burned down, fell over, and sank in the swamp?

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (ZsR3z)

176 Just had an hour an a half long conversation with the guy assigned to me as my "mentor" of sorts at the new place.

Romanian immigrant, we spent the first half hour talking about work and then an hour just shooting the shit about vacation, my writing, Eastern European history, economic theory, and then whiskey.

He's a nice guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (LvTSG)

177 Weaponized Incompetence...

What? Like a toothy BJer?
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:38 AM (Lrwak)

This place. Love it, learn it, live it.

Posted by: Brad Hamilton, dreaming of BJs while looking at Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (4I/2K)

178 "Friday Who Dis: Natalie Dormer starred with Australian actor (and youngest Hemsworth bro) Liam in The Hunger Games: Mockingbird Part 1. Also Part 2. His marriage to Miley Cyrus lasted 1 whole year."

OM - It's Mockingjay, not Mockingbird. :-)

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (tU+ul)

179 Late good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (mD/uy)

180 Lindt Swedish Pancake Mix

There is no better mix.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021

***
The chocolate company? I like their dark chocolate. Though Mackie's is a better value at $3 for 4.2 oz, compared to Lindt with only 3 or 3.5 oz. for the same price. You can find Mackie's at World Market again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (txdEq)

181 163 There is no Vax.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (Lrwak)
---

There is only Zuul.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 29, 2021 11:39 AM (3TihK)
------------

Aww geez, you can get The Rona from vaping now?

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (o0WIV)

182 Yeonmi Park's story has some weird aspects. (I saw her long, moving interview with Jordan Peterson and couldn't understand why he didn't ask her about any of them.)

For instance, she was on a South Korean reality show before she came here. And her character was "the spoiled rich chick", whose parents had been high up in the Nork regime, where they drove fancy cars and wore designer clothes. The show has pictures of them from their former life in North Korea, and they are indeed wearing high heels, clutching LV handbags, etc.

But the story she tells now is that they were so broke that she had to survive by eating insects.

It's a big discrepancy!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (sGnvY)

183 Anybody else who signed up for Branca's "free" law of self defense book now getting SPAM'd to death by aforementioned Branca?
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (RKLPC)

I was going to get that when he mentioned it a couple of weeks ago - but the website was crashing so I decided to wait, then forgot.

I always recommend getting a throw-away gmail account for these types of things. It serves a double purpose. 1) you can get stuff online and not worry about spamming your regular email and 2) goolag gets to deal with having their bandwidth and storage sucked up with this crap.

If all of us signed up for gmail, then subscribed to every stupid newsletter, and bought my pillows etc. using those accounts, goolag would probably go down in a week.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (wAnMi)

184 Having sex with a minor in SC will get you 25 to life.

But you get millions if you tape it and give it to your Chinese handler. Have you seen my diamond?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (PbWF0)

185 The thing with green hair is making the argument that pedophiles heroically don't act on their sick, twisted perversions because reasons. They should be applauded for their restraint.

Uh huh.

It's news to me that people don't act on their sexual impulses. They certainly didn't make that argument about teh gheys.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (mNhhD)

186 Note, Omicron magically appeared right after South Africa announced it was no longer approving 2 of the 3 vaccines, because they had a VERY low rate of Covid Cases, and they were worried about side effects.

Then.... suddenly...
________

Then suddenly SA got hit with a new strain of the virus, with symptoms so mild that infected people may not even know they have it, and with no vaccine for it!!!

Whatever will they do!!!!!!?????? How will we all survive this???!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:43 AM (k4dH2)

187 Lars needs a ride on Pinochet airlines.
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2021

***
Wh-what? Where will that leave me?

Posted by: Phyllis Lindstrom at November 29, 2021 11:43 AM (txdEq)

188 But the story she tells now is that they were so broke that she had to survive by eating insects.

It's a big discrepancy!
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (sGnvY)

South Koreans wanted to make a TV show, and she was still too fresh out of hell to say "No, that's stupid" to anyone yet? might not be that much of a discrepancy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (/EuRN)

189 BREAKING: Fauci Identifies New Omarosa Variant; Warns that Black Women and Children will be Hardest Hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (UrSC6)

190 Not a twitter user, but does anyone know if Tonal Recall or Lars McMurtry were suspended or anything because of their misinformation and direct threats of deadly, Fascistic terrorism?

Posted by: Erik in Texas at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (2siSk)

191 186 Then suddenly SA got hit with a new strain of the virus, with symptoms so mild that infected people may not even know they have it, and with no vaccine for it!!!

Whatever will they do!!!!!!?????? How will we all survive this???!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:43 AM (k4dH2)

=========

This new variant sounds a whole lot like the old variant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

192 Leftists (Socialist-Democrats) They're a demented bunch but their planning and coordination is a marvel.

There is no better group at social engineering than these fuckers. Next up: justifying the killing of the non-vaccinated to "preserve life."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (BFigT)

193 Some will say the slippery slope argument is a rhetorical fallacy, and they are right. But as I've posted before: its a fallacy not because its wrong but because it does not address the opponent's argument.

The problem with the slippery slope argument is that you can almost always find a set of conditions that make it clear that you have to rely on judgement rather than application of a simple rule. Otherwise, you end up endorsing absurd positions for the sake of logical consistency. However, the problem with judgement is that so few of our rulers demonstrate it.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (ZsR3z)

194 If all of us signed up for gmail, then subscribed to every stupid newsletter, and bought my pillows etc. using those accounts, goolag would probably go down in a week.

I keep meaning to migrate to ProtonMail, but I've had my current account for 20+ years and figure it would take at least 12 months to fully switch over.

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (RKLPC)

195 But the story she tells now is that they were so broke that she had to survive by eating insects.

It's a big discrepancy!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (sGnvY)

I believe her dad somehow ran afoul of the regime, that's when their fortunes changed

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (DJFLF)

196 Lindt Swedish Pancake Mix

There is no better mix.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021

I really like Krusteaz mix, and make it just a bit thinner than called for. Super silky, light pancakes with just water. Better than any fancy brands I've had by a longshot - and cheap.

Is this the same Lindt that makes the chocolate? Can't see how that wouldn't be a winner.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (wAnMi)

197 Child rape is sadly the historical norm. The ancient Romans raised it to an art form, singing songs and making paintings and statues of adults molesting children (mostly same-sex). Google it if you dare. So too the Muslims. Only in the last century or so, and mostly in the Western world, has that practice been ostracized and criminalized. Even now, it flourishes in some Muslim cultures. Child rape was bound to make a come-back. Norms always return. In this case, the norm never really left. Brace yourselves.
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Man boy love thursday was how the troops referred to this in Afghanistan. Child brides in islam well known. Other non islamic cultures still have child marriage. It is widely practiced in many parts of the world - not so much western civ. But western civ is too judgey, let's get rid of it. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: All cultures and religions are equally valid discrimination is the only universal evil at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (cIAbW)

198 "175 I saw this pedophile crap coming 30 years ago and everyone said I was crazy

And then your castle burned down, fell over, and sank in the swamp?
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (ZsR3z)

mock me all you want, but it's your grandchildren that will be raped by Creepy Joe and society will be forced to applaud that crime.

welcome to your "Brave New World" you blithering idiot.

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (fcWVN)

199 Is this Lars McMurtry any relation to Larry, the author of Lonesome Dove?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (txdEq)

200 It's news to me that people don't act on their sexual impulses. They certainly didn't make that argument about teh gheys.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (mNhhD)

Hey, if this is path we gotta take to inject Chastity back into public discourse as an actual value to take seriously....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (/EuRN)

201 We have to kill you to save you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (Ls/45)

202 This is Kevin Williamson (by way of AllahPundit):

"The Republican Party has adopted a countercultural politics because it represents countercultural voters...They have given up conservatism as such because they believe that our institutions are irredeemably corrupt and hence not worth conserving..."

I agree with almost every word that is written there, except for 'Republican Party'. The blind pig indeed does find corn from time to time. If we're supposed to be 'conserving' this, I don't really want a part of it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (mdjgu)

203 I saw Slippery Slopes open for The Plasmatics at the Roanoke Civic Center back in '78.

Jiggly!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Omnicron Meatbag at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (4I/2K)

204 "144 Anybody else who signed up for Branca's "free" law of self defense book now getting SPAM'd to death by aforementioned Branca?

Posted by: Greyman27 at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (RKLPC)"

no, but only because I saw it coming when I tried to pay him with paypal (which automagically provides all my shipping information) and his website insisted on my filling out his form, too.
a lawyer would appreciate the nicety that filling out the form creates a relationship that legally allows him to spam you.
I just backed out and let the "free" book slide.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (ahosz)

205 Its the Marxist that need to be rounded up before they get us

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (mWg/a)

206 191 186 Then suddenly SA got hit with a new strain of the virus, with symptoms so mild that infected people may not even know they have it, and with no vaccine for it!!!

Whatever will they do!!!!!!?????? How will we all survive this???!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:43 AM (k4dH2)

This new variant sounds a whole lot like the old variant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

$20? same as in town?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (oHd/0)

207 "but the guy was just a perv who wanted to spread his pervy practices to a wider audience." Also sounds like the motivation to codify sixth century tribal norms into a religion.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (/TTi/)

208
You all forget, but I was totally against men having "husbands" since the beginning.

There was a time when all we had here at AoS were lawyers, queers, and guys named "Steve." And these often overlapped.

Every day, a queer or a lawyer (mostly Gayb Malor) would email Ace complaining about me. I tried to tell you all the Left will never stop at men having "husbands." But Ace was convinced it was "social cons" like myself that was hurting the effort to stop the radical Democrat agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (7rnBK)

209 Death to child pervs. There I said it. I mean it.

Millstone and neck and all that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (mD/uy)

210 Parag Agrawal@paraga

"If they are not gonna make a distinction between muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists."

4:29 AM � Oct 26, 2010

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (cF8AT)

211 mock me all you want, but it's your grandchildren that will be raped by Creepy Joe and society will be forced to applaud that crime.

welcome to your "Brave New World" you blithering idiot.

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:47 AM (ZsR3z)

212 Wh-what? Where will that leave me?
Posted by: Phyllis Lindstrom
___________

In exactly the same place as you were in when Phyllis left the MTM series: widowed.

And your new spin-off series still wouldn't be funny.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:47 AM (k4dH2)

213 Hiya Vic !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 11:47 AM (arJlL)

214 210 Parag Agrawal@paraga

"If they are not gonna make a distinction between muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists."

4:29 AM Oct 26, 2010
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (cF8AT)

=========

Has this person ever condemned a violent Muslim terrorist for their actions without sliding in a condemnation of the West?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

215 "The Republican Party has adopted a countercultural politics because it represents countercultural voters...They have given up conservatism as such because they believe that our institutions are irredeemably corrupt and hence not worth conserving..."

I agree with almost every word that is written there, except for 'Republican Party'. The blind pig indeed does find corn from time to time. If we're supposed to be 'conserving' this, I don't really want a part of it.

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By institutions does he mean government run agencies? Most conservatives have always been against those.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (sX1BW)

216 sweek dloopkut blubgip snaldip

Posted by: Kurt at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (02wul)

217 first thing that needs to be done is move the US capitol away from DC

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (us2H3)

218 Man boy love thursday was how the troops referred to this in Afghanistan. Child brides in islam well known. Other non islamic cultures still have child marriage. It is widely practiced in many parts of the world - not so much western civ. But western civ is too judgey, let's get rid of it. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: All cultures and religions are equally valid discrimination is the only universal evil at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (cIAbW)

IIRC, the troops in Afghanistan were given special courses about this being a cultural norm. So just accept it and ignore it if you have to. Also IIRC, some Sgt or Lt. is cooling his heels in Leavenworth because he beat the living shit out of one of his interpreters for raping a 15 year old boy. He didn't do his homework I guess.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (wAnMi)

219 215 By institutions does he mean government run agencies? Most conservatives have always been against those.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (sX1BW)

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Williamson will not be happy until the FBI is in charge of all law enforcement in America. It's the conservative way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

220 Yeah, that was the problem Scalia pointed out: your argument can be used for a huge variety of things you currently claim to consider evil and perverse.

FIFY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (EjmvJ)

221 >>Is this the same Lindt that makes the chocolate? Can't see how that wouldn't be a winner.

Don't know if it is the same Lindt Company...brown box.

They are a much thinner pancake. Light and delicious. Krusteaz are not the same beast.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (Lrwak)

222
Just had an hour an a half long conversation with the guy assigned to me as my "mentor" of sorts at the new place.

Romanian immigrant, we spent the first half hour talking about work and then an hour just shooting the shit about vacation, my writing, Eastern European history, economic theory, and then whiskey.

He's a nice guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't trust him.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (7rnBK)

223 Wh-what? Where will that leave me?

Posted by: Phyllis Lindstrom at November 29, 2021 11:43 AM (txdEq)

There's always Mr Grant, but you'll have to fight Sue Ann for him.

Posted by: Mary at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (7bRMQ)

224 The President of Temple University calls out the gun that murdered a student on Sunday, as he parked his car. Juan Williams decries "gun violence" in America today, and CNN goes after cars killing people....

It's almost like these incredibly stupid Democrats think normies will start believing their ridiculous Big Lies if they repeat them often enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (qbcwS)

225 But Ace was convinced it was "social cons" like myself that was hurting the effort to stop the radical Democrat agenda.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (7rnBK)

I think Ace has had his come-to-Jesus moment since then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (2JVJo)

226 Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:46 AM (7rnBK)

The worst part about being a political pessimist, is how often I am right the last few years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (oHd/0)

227 12 Am I looking at Zippy the fucking the Pin Head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:20 AM (yRved)

That, sir, is an INSULT to Zippy The Fucking Pinhead!!!

Posted by: Zippy The Fucking Pinhead!!! at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (wtvvX)

228 >>I don't trust him.

Could be a Gypsy just pretending to be a Romanian.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (Lrwak)

229 I agree with Donald Trump Jr about Americans being sheep. I didn't think they would accept wearing a face diaper, but there it was. Then staying inside your house and not seeing family and friends for months. And now taking an untested "vaccine" that does nothing but possibly kill you and probably kill your children. No one is rioting in the streets? Theyjust say "yup. OK. Where do I line up" The elites are laughing that they were worried we would be harder to herd.

Posted by: Megthered at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (sfWd9)

230 The female ex-PM of Sweden is PM again! I guess her political party didn't turf her after losing a budget vote, or she won a majority vote in their Assembly to retain the premiership. Not that I really care but, mmm, Lindt.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (UHVv4)

231 Thank you, Kurt for that example of authentic retard gibberish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (Y5qcH)

232 They are a much thinner pancake. Light and delicious. Krusteaz are not the same beast.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021

***
I keep wanting to pronounce that brand name as "Crusty-azz."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (txdEq)

233 Now we are doing smutty pictures of waffles?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (csEWM)

234 It is depressing to realize that I feel more affinity for a prison killer than I do for most people on the left in my own country. I'd rather have a beer with the guy who killed the child molester than anyone in Congress.

Posted by: Drc at November 29, 2021 11:50 AM (vbaSG)

235 Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (fcWVN)

Take it down a bit please...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Q9lwr)

236 first thing that needs to be done is ~~move~~ destroy the US capitol. ~~away from DC~~

Posted by: REDACTED

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (mD/uy)

237 224 The President of Temple University calls out the gun that murdered a student on Sunday, as he parked his car. Juan Williams decries "gun violence" in America today, and CNN goes after cars killing people....

It's almost like these incredibly stupid Democrats think normies will start believing their ridiculous Big Lies if they repeat them often enough.
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Isn't Temple the Alamo surrounded by Zulus?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (yRved)

238 We just want equality. It's not like we want to get married.

We just want to get married. It's not like we're forcing you to bake the cake.

Bake the cake, bigot. It's not like we're coming for your children.

Having sex with children is normal now. Shut up.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (srok8)

239

Posted by: Kunt at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (02wul)

STFU, Kunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (7rnBK)

240 I call pedos "Kiddie Bang Gangers" just to make my libtard sister's temper explode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (qbcwS)

241 Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete > Kristeaz

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Lrwak)

242 @215

>>By institutions does he mean government run agencies? Most conservatives have always been against those.

Clarice Starling, aka, Kevin D Williamson, formerly of west Texas and now a permanent member of CON-Servatism INC. is simply trying to figure out what the new grift will be and it seems like these low lights have settled on "conservatism and counter culture," to the dominant leftist culture.

These people are embarrassing to watch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (IrNjK)

243 132 I hate it when cars motor people down at random against their owner's will or command inputs.

First it was "guns" and now it is "cars" when did inanimate come to mean "self-animate?"

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 11:27 AM (Lzpvj)

Maximum Overdrive, Christine, happens all the time.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (VGRuw)

244 215 By institutions does he mean government run agencies? Most conservatives have always been against those.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:48 AM (sX1BW)

Uh, almost every major power grab by the Federal government of the last 100 years, was under a Republican President.

The Problem is that the Republicans are Statists, not Conservatives.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (oHd/0)

245 Slippery slope is not so much an argument as it is a prediction. A promise, a bet that decisions are consequential. That is, that there is a sequence that can be observed and predicted with a high degree of accuracy.

I predicted, quite correctly, what would happen to the Boy Scouts of America, thirty years ago. I wasn't arguing anything. I was just promising that "this will be the result". I should have put money on it. Is a cash bet also an argument? Normally I'm not a betting man, but some outcomes are certain.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (OssQ4)

246 It's almost like these incredibly stupid Democrats think normies will start believing their ridiculous Big Lies if they repeat them often enough.

Millions of people in masks, millions more firing the unvaxed and demanding their executions, Democrats running concentration camps for protestors and an utterly supine GOP would tend to argue they are correct.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (2JVJo)

247 Patricia Medina?

The Mecca of Medinas
Posted by: Parag "Joe" Agrawal at November 29, 2021 11:35 AM (QzkSJ)

of the funky cold Medinas?

Posted by: Tone Loc at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (8D42x)

248 Lord Shitpants is going to make a unicorn variant speech.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (LtGlA)

249 If they are not gonna make a distinction between muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists."
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So two wrongs = a right?

Nice logic, program a computer with that mind?

Posted by: false moral equivalence is not a winning programing strategy at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (TEWXv)

250 Hey, if this is path we gotta take to inject Chastity back into public discourse as an actual value to take seriously....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (/EuRN)

That's "Chaz" now.

Posted by: Sonny's Bitter Half at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (7bRMQ)

251 Don't know if it is the same Lindt Company...brown box.

They are a much thinner pancake. Light and delicious. Krusteaz are not the same beast.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:49 AM (Lrwak)

Hmm...
I think it's Lund's?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (wAnMi)

252 211 mock me all you want, but it's your grandchildren that will be raped by Creepy Joe and society will be forced to applaud that crime.

welcome to your "Brave New World" you blithering idiot.

Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2021 11:47 AM (ZsR3z)

no, I don't "lighten up" when it comes to pedophiles, the damage and misery they cause is too serious to joke about

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (fcWVN)

253 Minor.atttacted individual?

Announce.it.to me.
Publicly.
Watch me.put my doeskin gloves on right before i punch u in the nose.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, no llama sacrifice! at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (TRGyz)

254 Guy in my neighborhood had a party with his friends and during the party he took one of the Friends daughters into the bathroom and started to rape her, Dad walked in stopped it and they called the Police, How the Dad didn't kill him is beyond me. Guy sold his home sent his wife kids to India all while he's out on bail and he tried to sneak across the border to Mexico and was caught.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (41TWx)

255 238 We just want equality. It's not like we want to get married.

We just want to get married. It's not like we're forcing you to bake the cake.

Bake the cake, bigot. It's not like we're coming for your children.

Having sex with children is normal now. Shut up.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 29, 2021 11:51 AM (srok

And Women are out there going, Gee, where are all the REAL Men to marry...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (oHd/0)

256 Jeebus, after reading that tweet from some death cult member getting his genocidal freak flag on and channeling his inner-Mao, I looked at the name and had to do a double-take -- initially reading it as Larry McMurtry.

I don't remember news about this, but looked him up to see if he's still with us; no, he passed away eight months ago in March.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (LdBRD)

257 This is the normalization phase for child rape. Next comes celebrating it. This is the same playbook used not long ago to normalize and then celebrate homosexuality. (No, I'm not suggesting homosexuality is the same as child rape. I'm saying the playbooks are the same.) It started with gays trying to avoid criminal prosecution by pretending that being ATTRACTED to same-sex partners was not the same as actually ACTING on that attraction. "Hey, I just want to have sex with other men. That doesn't mean I'm actually doing it!" Of course it was preposterous. But gullible people bought it. Same way they are buying the exact same bullshit coming from "MAP" creeps now. There's sadly little reason to think it won't work again. In 10 years you'll be the creep and weirdo who objects to adult men trying to fuck your 10-year-old son.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

258 OM - It's Mockingjay, not Mockingbird. :-)
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 11:41 AM (tU+ul)

Doesn't matter, never watched either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (P3gRi)

259 the exact same arguments and because things have only gotten worse since then, there is no way that those same arguments will lose, they have already been established as "winning" arguments and they will succeed.
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See, also, school district arguments for local property tax increases. Haven't changed in over 50 years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (MIKMs)

260 >>I think it's Lund's?

You could be right. I originally thought it was Lundtz...spellckecked and got Lindt.

So. Lunds it is. I am out, or I'd check the Larder.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (Lrwak)

261
Think they'll make remake Mr Mom?

Think they'll remake Gung Ho?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (7rnBK)

262 Dunce time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (Ls/45)

263 It's almost like these incredibly stupid Democrats think normies will start believing their ridiculous Big Lies if they repeat them often enough.

Millions of people in masks, millions more firing the unvaxed and demanding their executions, Democrats running concentration camps for protestors and an utterly supine GOP would tend to argue they are correct.
==
The deep state is all in. This only ends one way and the ending is biblical.

maranatha

Posted by: Neopaganism - with a side of Neofeudalism the future is bleak at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (syOl/)

264 >>Guy in my neighborhood had a party with his friends and during the party he took one of the Friends daughters into the bathroom and started to rape her, Dad walked in stopped it and they called the Police

Oh, no. That guy just became Bear food.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (Lrwak)

265 Uh, almost every major power grab by the Federal government of the last 100 years, was under a Republican President.

The Problem is that the Republicans are Statists, not Conservatives.

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Well I said conservatives and not republicans, but it is a fair point. That is who we have typically voted for. Still, I stand by my point that most conservatives have been against these power grabs every time. Real conservatives anyway.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (sX1BW)

266 Think they'll make remake Mr Mom?

Think they'll remake Gung Ho?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (7rnBK)

Hallmark channel bio-pics about Mooch and Veep Throat?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (/EuRN)

267 But their hair smells so good! How can this be wrong?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (CJihP)

268
Kyle Dunnigan and Kurt Metzger wrote a children's book:

"You Pee Pee Is A Hoo Hoo And Also A Poo Poo" or something like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:55 AM (7rnBK)

269 I bought some Mackie's 70% cocoa chocolate this weekend, then found I still had half a bar of the Endangered Species stuff that Miss Linda talked me into buying at Whole Foods. Gee, I thought I'd devoured that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (txdEq)

270 What does Williamson mean by conservatism? Is it about listening to opera?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (cSyAR)

271 Many women fake not having an orgasm. So as to maintain their power structures.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (dyDJH)

272 he took one of the Friends daughters into the bathroom and started to rape her, Dad walked in stopped it and they called the Police

That is evil. I guess I should stop being surprised at the depravity of Man.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (mD/uy)

273 Krusteaz are not the same beast.
Posted by: garrett

Krusteaz makes a honey cornbread mix that is to die for.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (uXonU)

274 And, predictably, Arizona U students are DEMANDING the Arizona rescind its College acceptance of 'Killer' Kyle R.

How... predictable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (oHd/0)

275 The only thing better than Belgian waffles with maple syrup is French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (NpAcC)

276 no, I don't "lighten up" when it comes to pedophiles, the damage and misery they cause is too serious to joke about

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 11:53 AM (fcWVN)

Nobody is joking about it. But this is a very irreverent place, so expect to have your comments made fun of occasionally.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (Q9lwr)

277 Holy crap. From an article on the Swedish PM:

"Andersson was appointed through a razor-thin vote in Sweden's divided Parliament. While 101 MPs voted for her, 173 voted against, and 75 abstained. Under the country's rules, a new prime minister can be elected as long as a majority of lawmakers do not vote against them."

Posted by: Zippy The Fucking Pinhead!!! at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (wtvvX)

278 Lee Elder, first black to play in the Masters in 1975 is dead, aged 87.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (UHVv4)

279 off, foul sock!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (wtvvX)

280 Over at PragerU, Dennis Prager has a "fireside chat" with famed and amazing Escape from North Korea survivor Yeonmi Park.

Highly recommended ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (LdBRD)

281 I don't understand why the Leftists won't start a business in an underserved community of color. Sounds like an opportunity. They should go serve them and make a pile of money.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2021 11:58 AM (r5BVk)

282 276 Nobody is joking about it. But this is a very irreverent place, so expect to have your comments made fun of occasionally.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (Q9lwr)

==========

Except bluebell.

Don't make fun of bluebell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 11:58 AM (LvTSG)

283 Dad walked in stopped it and they called the Police

Not the Coroner?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 11:58 AM (jacU8)

284 As long as I live child rapists will never be accepted. Ever. The prisoner who killed his cell mate is understandable too me. Child rapists men and women are evil sick fucks that have no place in society.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 29, 2021 11:58 AM (0OmEj)

285 Ho Ha! Get ya Catamites here! Catamites! Catamites!

Get ya Catamites here! One or two Mayor BootEdgeEdge?

Catamites!, 2 for 1, Catamites!

Good to see you again Barack!

Posted by: Democrat Catamite Salesperson at November 29, 2021 11:58 AM (8m1jA)

286 "Oh, those CRAZYPANTS Q people with their wacky conspiracy theories about elites and their pedophilia! Get a life, get a clue!!"

But also:

"Yeah we really need to be concerned about the people who are attracted to kiddies -- their feelings and their dignity needs our attention!"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

287 Think they'll make remake Mr Mom?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 11:54 AM (7rnBK)

That would have been a great comment to be #220. Or 221

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (tU+ul)

288 How Guadeloupe stopped the jab mandate:

https://tinyurl.com/mr47rmfk

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (DJFLF)

289 Welcome to hell, America.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (0OP+5)

290 when child molestation and predation becomes "normalized" is when south american death squads need to start. can't say if I would be part of one, but I do know I'd feel no guilt or shame for participating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (trdmm)

291 The genital mutilation of children for the sake of the tranny agenda is the ultimate child abuse.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (cSyAR)

292 269 I bought some Mackie's 70% cocoa chocolate this weekend, then found I still had half a bar of the Endangered Species stuff that Miss Linda talked me into buying at Whole Foods. Gee, I thought I'd devoured that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (txdEq)

I've been tempted to plant some cacao trees in my back yard. Apparently they will grow in south LA.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (UuD2k)

293 The thing with green hair is making the argument that pedophiles heroically don't act on their sick, twisted perversions because reasons. They should be applauded for their restraint.

If she's right then it means that there's a gigantic number of people on the left who lust after kids but don't act on it, based on how many are busted with kiddy porn or molesting children.

he took one of the Friends daughters into the bathroom and started to rape her, Dad walked in stopped it and they called the Police

See, the problem with this story is it doesn't end "and dad was arrested for beating the man into soup with his bare fists"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

294 . . . Catamites!, 2 for 1, Catamites!

Good to see you again Barack!
Posted by: Democrat Catamite Salesperson at November 29, 2021

***
The Emperor Hadrian had his favorite catamite, and now I've forgotten the name. I think he had the kid deified? Or maybe just had a temple built to honor him. Something like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (txdEq)

295 "Andersson was appointed through a razor-thin vote in Sweden's divided Parliament. While 101 MPs voted for her, 173 voted against, and 75 abstained. Under the country's rules, a new prime minister can be elected as long as a majority of lawmakers do not vote against them."

Posted by: Zippy The Fucking Pinhead!!! at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM (wtvvX)

government in most Euro countries is a joke, might as well treat it like a joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (trdmm)

296 >>Krusteaz makes a honey cornbread mix that is to die for.

Truth

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

297 #277 Weird, Zippy.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 12:01 PM (UHVv4)

298 See, the problem with this story is it doesn't end "and dad was arrested for beating the man into soup with his bare fists"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

The happiest ending would be "and dad was NOT arrested for beating the man into soup with his bare fists."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:01 PM (/EuRN)

299 Don't make fun of bluebell.

Buzzion made fun of Bluebell once.

Once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

300 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

301 Man boy love thursday was how the troops referred to this in Afghanistan. Child brides in islam well known. Other non islamic cultures still have child marriage. It is widely practiced in many parts of the world - not so much western civ. But western civ is too judgey, let's get rid of it. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: All cultures and religions are equally valid discrimination is the only universal evil at November 29, 2021 11:45 AM (cIAbW)

You've summarized the prog view effectively. The concept of childhood innocence is strictly a Western civilization phenomenon.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (dAOzm)

302 Hadrian's gay companion was named Antinous.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (txdEq)

303 The Emperor Hadrian had his favorite catamite, and now I've forgotten the name. I think he had the kid deified? Or maybe just had a temple built to honor him. Something like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (txdEq)

Apollodorus or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (/EuRN)

304 Welcome to hell, America.
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (0OP+5)

***

Hell is in Michigan

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (flINI)

305 I'm so old I remember when Williamson went after the Bush, McCain, Romney wing of the GOP for being everything but conservative. That's why his jumping aboard the NeverTrump bandwagon is just weird.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (4thlk)

306 Yeah. Antinous. Ignore me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (/EuRN)

307 I've noticed two words that gave been buzzphrased into the pedo landscape. One is "dignity". The other is "stigma".

So the sicko academics will talk about the "stigma" around pedoism which is clever a way of marketing pedos as unfairly set upon.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2021 12:03 PM (6Tpok)

308 Cool, a Vic sighting! /waves

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2021 12:03 PM (DTX3h)

309 Krusteaz makes a honey cornbread mix that is to die for.
Truth
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

Agree. Try chopping a roasted jalapeno into the mix...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:03 PM (wAnMi)

310 Is the Who He Jimmy Stewart?

Posted by: creeper at November 29, 2021 12:03 PM (cTCuP)

311 Is buzzion still dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (LtGlA)

312 274 And, predictably, Arizona U students are DEMANDING the Arizona rescind its College acceptance of 'Killer' Kyle R.

How... predictable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 11:57 AM
Attend Hillsdale, Kyle Rittenhouse, where America is loved and respected and the Founders and their documents taught.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (0OP+5)

313 Welcome to hell, America.
==
I remember when people thought Obama was maybe the beast of Revelation and Ace was like, naw, he's way too incompetent.

Joe Biden: Hold my beer . . .

Posted by: Neopaganism - with a side of Neofeudalism the future is bleak at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (wGLeh)

314 26 Why is a Queen worth more than a Jack? Sexist!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 29, 2021 11:24 AM (jL5Zd)

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When you play Biden Bridge (a new variant?), The Deuce trumps everything else.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (3GySZ)

315 government in most Euro countries is a joke, might as well treat it like a joke
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For some reason, most aggressively ignorant lefties demand that our republic be remade on the more 'responsive' parliamentary lines. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (MIKMs)

316 Yeonmi Park's story has some weird aspects. (I saw her long, moving interview with Jordan Peterson and couldn't understand why he didn't ask her about any of them.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 11:42 AM (sGnvY)

IIRC, some relative of hers (her dad, maybe) was declared an enemy of the state and they lost all their privileges. Sad that it took that for her to recognize the evil in the situation she was in but most people would likely be the same.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (EjmvJ)

317 The concept of childhood innocence is strictly a Western civilization phenomenon.

Its why so many of them love Freud, the filthy pervert. His theories on sexuality in children and constant lust were very indicative of what at piece of trash he was, not a valid analysis of children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

318 I bought some Mackie's 70% cocoa chocolate this weekend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 11:56 AM (txdEq)

Got 400 Lindt truffles to be delivered this week. I put 'em in gift bags and hand out to the family for Christmas...keeping a generous # for myself, of course.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (AwYPR)

319 I am non offending bank robber. I promise to never spend the money.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (OalnH)

320 >> The thing with green hair is making the argument that pedophiles heroically don't act on their sick, twisted perversions because reasons. They should be applauded for their restraint.

Yes, this has been the narrative for a few years -- IIRC, Slate or Salon has been doing its best to normalize pedos with articles about this "it's OK if they don;t act on it" argument.

Shall we pretend we haven't just experienced, in less than a decade, the slide from "It's just two guys/two gals who want their relationship recognized by the law" to "Take your kids to Pride parades, Desmond is Amazing, I am Jazz, women who don't recognize transwomen deserve to be beaten/cancelled/killed."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (bDqIh)

321 If they are not gonna make a distinction between muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists."
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So two wrongs = a right?

Nice logic, program a computer with that mind?
Posted by: false moral equivalence is not a winning programing strategy at November 29, 2021 11:52 AM (TEWXv)

White people, for the most part, have a pretty easy time of it, distinguishing themselves from racists, but muslims go through all kinds of weird contortions trying to distinguish themselves from jihadis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:05 PM (P3gRi)

322 Yeah. Antinous. Ignore me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021

***
I think, technically, there's an umlaut over the "o," meaning the "o" and the "u" are pronounced separately -- not "Ant-i-NOOS," but "An-tin-oh-us." What is that called when it's not German? In the old "coordinate," for instance, the umlaut-ish thing was over the first "o".

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:05 PM (txdEq)

323 Looks like the Guadeloupans are proving to be ungovernable.

The island is small enough that the population probably knows where to locate police and other types that might tend to try and retaliate.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 12:05 PM (DJFLF)

324 146 Krusteaz has a Belgian waffle mix, I like their pancakes mix
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mWg/a)
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Hey Hey!

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (etPhZ)

325 I'm so old I remember when Williamson went after the Bush, McCain, Romney wing of the GOP for being everything but conservative. That's why his jumping aboard the NeverTrump bandwagon is just weird.

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I'll freely admit that there was a time when his column was a must-read for me. I agreed with what he wrote, and he had a good writing style. Things change.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (sX1BW)

326 There was a police officer here years ago, long before cameras and social media, whose daughter was molested by a coach. The perp mysteriously died in county jail from a beating.

No one was upset in the least.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (LZkdC)

327 Wifey and I bought our first bottle of Rittenhouse rye Whiskey this weekend in honor of Kyle.

I wonder if their sales are soaring?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (3GySZ)

328 What is that called when it's not German? In the old "coordinate," for instance, the umlaut-ish thing was over the first "o".
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:05 PM (txdEq)

diaresis?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (/EuRN)

329 Some info worth considering, Yeonmi-Park-wise:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9f5hub

I think this article would've been written before she was catching flak for being a "darling of the right".

(I'm not sure what to make of it. Her story may be true in the essentials and embellished in the details.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (sGnvY)

330 What is that called when it's not German? In the old "coordinate," for instance, the umlaut-ish thing was over the first "o".

A diaresis?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (jacU8)

331 and we aren't going to get any help from the Church on this, the Churches have all been taken over by Progressive political dogma or are afraid to speak out.

God help us because we need it, they have us boxed in and there is no way out.

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (fcWVN)

332 Well, love is love. My son Wilfred is nice to young boys so where's the harm.

Hate is not a family value.

Posted by: Old Boomer Mom Who Equates Everything Her Kids Do Is Ok at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (8m1jA)

333 Attend Hillsdale, Kyle Rittenhouse, where America is loved and respected and the Founders and their documents taught.

I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

334 What is that called when it's not German? In the old "coordinate," for instance, the umlaut-ish thing was over the first "o".
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021
*
diaresis?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021

***
Despite it sounding like a medical procedure, I think you're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (txdEq)

335 "The Variants" would have been a good band name

Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (QzkSJ)

336 Didja hear about the gynecologist who went to his high school reunion hoping to look up a few old girlfriends?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2021 11:36 AM (m45I2)

No but my neighbor is an OB/GYN. She is good too...brings out the kid in everyone!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (axyOa)

337 Freud, the filthy pervert. His theories on sexuality in children and constant lust were very indicative of what at piece of trash he was, not a valid analysis of children.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)
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Jung knew his stuff. Freud was a fraud.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (srok8)

338 When you play Biden Bridge (a new variant?), The Deuce trumps everything else.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:04 PM (3GySZ)

Back in the day, we used to play a drinking game with playing cards. It was called Asshole. The 2 was the best/highest card.

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (tU+ul)

339 There was a Law & Order episode where the gang found a torture chamber in a guy's office. They arrested him. But then it turned out it had never been used. It was there for his imagination, so he claimed. He was still charged with intent to do bad shit but the jury found him not guilty. Kind of a "you can't throw someone in prison for bad thoughts" verdict.

It was an interesting episode.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (OalnH)

340 333 Attend Hillsdale, Kyle Rittenhouse, where America is loved and respected and the Founders and their documents taught.

I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

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He could go into pre-law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

341 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021

***
Vince Vance and the Variants

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (txdEq)

342 I wonder if their sales are soaring?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (3GySZ)

I guess you missed it...the company quickly came out to disavow all those who bought their product in celebration of the verdict

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (DJFLF)

343 So the sicko academics will talk about the "stigma" around pedoism which is clever a way of marketing pedos as unfairly set upon.
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Academics must mold young minds and bodies into the proper groupthinks. It's a difficult mission. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (MIKMs)

344 Attend Hillsdale, Kyle Rittenhouse, where America is loved and respected and the Founders and their documents taught.

I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He needs to study surgery. That bicep removal was shitty.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (uXonU)

345 Valorized by white ways of knowing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (63Dwl)

346 Back in the day, we used to play a drinking game with playing cards. It was called Asshole. The 2 was the best/highest card.
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (tU+ul)

The Working Man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (/EuRN)

347
Wifey and I bought our first bottle of Rittenhouse rye Whiskey this weekend in honor of Kyle.

I wonder if their sales are soaring?
Posted by: ShainS

You didn't hear?
They made a statement distancing themselves from the verdict, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (7rnBK)

348 And Women are out there going, Gee, where are all the REAL Men to marry...

Women are the enablers of all this stuff, because they all decided from TV and movies that it would be awesome to have a gay friend.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (ZGrMX)

349 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

well, guess i'm having that extra slice of cake tonight to celebrate...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (8D42x)

350 I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

They have plenty of science majors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (Q9lwr)

351 It was an interesting episode.

The concept of Law & Order is interesting and they had a lot of promise, but too often go to the "the evil white conservative actually did it" well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

352 Why is a Queen more powerful than a King?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Must be a bachelor.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (C9hia)

353 312 274 And, predictably, Arizona U students are DEMANDING the Arizona rescind its College acceptance of 'Killer' Kyle R.

It would be fun to have the time and money to research some of these 'students' and expose these filthy sliverfish to sunlight.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (8erNz)

354 349 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

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Imagine what these people will do when Trump wins re-election in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

355 There was a Law & Order episode where the gang found a torture chamber in a guy's office. They arrested him. But then it turned out it had never been used. It was there for his imagination, so he claimed. He was still charged with intent to do bad shit but the jury found him not guilty. Kind of a "you can't throw someone in prison for bad thoughts" verdict.

It was an interesting episode.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (OalnH)

***

Interesting...

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (flINI)

356 How this will evolve

1. These people are NON offending so don't hate.
2. These people only offend a little, so don't hate.
3. These people mostly don't offend, so don't hate
4. How dare you deny these people the right to offend any time they want?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (OalnH)

357 word of the day, everyday is....

vaccinations, vaccinations, vaccinations

#FJB

#psychosishasascrewloose

Posted by: micky at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (3byMq)

358 diaresis?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021

***
Despite it sounding like a medical procedure, I think you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Despite its connotations, I find being called "kleine Schweinhund" rather sexy

Posted by: Miklos, aiming the very last of the Bulwark graft at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (QzkSJ)

359 I just saw the map and glow art and knew I had to go back and peruse the comments.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (hRl/Q)

360 I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021
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They have plenty of science majors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021

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I thought I'd read that Kyle wants to study nursing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (txdEq)

361 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (QzkSJ)

Lemme check my music-filled hard drive.....

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (tU+ul)

362 Wait until that dimwit leftist finds out the Ace is the high card.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

363 Kings and Queens are outdated. CEO. CFO.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (LtGlA)

364 BREAKING: Fauci Identifies New Omarosa Variant; Warns that Black Women and Children will be Hardest Hit.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus)

Michael Clarke Duncan was Patient Zero.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (FVME7)

365 The concept of Law & Order is interesting and they had a lot of promise, but too often go to the "the evil white conservative actually did it" well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

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Defiintely. But that was more in the later years. The first I'd say 5-ish seasons were fairly apolitical IIRC.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (OalnH)

366 There was a Law & Order episode where the gang found a torture chamber in a guy's office. They arrested him. But then it turned out it had never been used. It was there for his imagination, so he claimed. He was still charged with intent to do bad shit but the jury found him not guilty. Kind of a "you can't throw someone in prison for bad thoughts" verdict.

Posted by: Joe XiDen

There's a case here from a few years ago in Central Ohio where a guy wrote a child pronish story and kept it to himself on paper. Never acted on it or had any history of bad actions with anyone. Someone found the story - he was arrested, charged and convicted of child pron.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (mD/uy)

367 Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021
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Imagine what these people will do when Trump wins re-election in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021

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If only we had cheap interstellar travel, so that they could all band together and run away to some *other* Earthlike planet. Or if we could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (txdEq)

368 https://tinyurl.com/2f998aye

Alcoholic wokesters.

Rittenhouse Rye whinges over the name of their shitty product and their unAmerican attitude.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (srok8)

369 Wifey and I bought our first bottle of Rittenhouse rye Whiskey this weekend in honor of Kyle.

I wonder if their sales are soaring?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (3GySZ)

They've more or less asked people not to do this...I'm honoring their wishes.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

370 Someone found the story - he was arrested, charged and convicted of child pron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (mD/uy)

So everyone who owns a copy of Romeo and Juliet is going to jail?

Great.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (/EuRN)

371 the absurdity of the Covide prop machine knows no bounds.

Canadian PSA depicts children as little monsters in order to get their parents to jab them...

https://tinyurl.com/4df33nxp

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

372 Related:

https://tinyurl.com/yckkrsjb

Colorado is getting rid of the term "sex offender" because it has "negative impacts on those who commit sex offenses"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

373 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021

***
Prince Variant

Plymouth Variant

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (txdEq)

374 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo

well, guess i'm having that extra slice of cake tonight to celebrate...
Posted by: SturmToddler

This calls for a steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (uXonU)

375 How this will evolve

1. These people are NON offending so don't hate.
2. These people only offend a little, so don't hate.
3. These people mostly don't offend, so don't hate
4. How dare you deny these people the right to offend any time they want?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

They're just the way God made them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (FVME7)

376 354 349 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo

That was kinda the amazing thing about Kyle's Progress.

On the Societal Scum Slot Machine, he pulled the lever and scored three cherries.

In a sane world the tray would have clanked with quarters for half an hour.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (8erNz)

377 I guess you missed it...the company quickly came out to disavow all those who bought their product in celebration of the verdict
=====

Don't throw me into that briar patch Brer Fox!

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (MIKMs)

378 >>1. These people are NON offending so don't hate.
2. These people only offend a little, so don't hate.
3. These people mostly don't offend, so don't hate
4. How dare you deny these people the right to offend any time they want?

Somewhere in there is:

A. Kids can determine their gender identity as early as age 2
B. Kids can determine their sexuality as early as age 2
C. THEREFORE, kids can consent to sex as early as age 2

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

379 Welcome to hell, America.
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (0OP+5)

***

Hell is in Michigan
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (flINI)

And there was a MiniMoMe there! It was fun!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (fxCK2)

380 So, let's see here...pedophilia and child rape are being normalized. Leftists are openly calling to fire up the killing fields for mass execution of the unvaxxed (soon to be followed by those who disagree with them for other reasons). Anything associated with my race (white) is being "valorized" and should be suppressed. Government, media, pharma and big business are all working together to support these things. Is that about where we're at?

Well, for whatever reason, I think this made me turn a corner. I no longer dread the idea of open civil war. I welcome it. I will gleefully do to them before they can do to me, and if it starts today, fine.

Fuck them. War.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (lNHqD)

381 Lemme check my music-filled hard drive.....
Posted by: Doof

there are doofs...

And there are DOOFMEISTERS!

Posted by: Miklos and the Central Europeans would a very poor band name at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (QzkSJ)

382 340 333 Attend Hillsdale, Kyle Rittenhouse, where America is loved and respected and the Founders and their documents taught.

I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

========

He could go into pre-law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM
I seen how you done that. Clever.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (0OP+5)

383 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (QzkSJ)

Lemme check my music-filled hard drive.....
Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (tU+ul)

I saw the variants open for the vandals at the old chicago stadium in 89

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 12:14 PM (8D42x)

384 Colorado is getting rid of the term "sex offender" because it has "negative impacts on those who commit sex offenses"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)\

And also applies to too many govt employees.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2021 12:14 PM (Y5qcH)

385 >>> I thought I'd read that Kyle wants to study nursing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (txdEq)

I'm betting there are a lot of young nurses out there now who would be happy volunteering to be studied by him.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 12:14 PM (hRl/Q)

386 Colorado is getting rid of the term "sex offender" because it has "negative impacts on those who commit sex offenses"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

In my mind's eye I can picture my Dad giving the "Do you see? Do you see the imbeciles I'm dealing with here!!?" look.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 12:14 PM (mD/uy)

387 Somewhere in there is:

A. Kids can determine their gender identity as early as age 2
B. Kids can determine their sexuality as early as age 2
C. THEREFORE, kids can consent to sex as early as age 2

'2' seems so arbitrary...

Posted by: The Left, A Week Later at November 29, 2021 12:14 PM (OMKK+)

388 Heh. The intellectual masturbation of the gal creating race and gender-neutral playing cards reminded me of something actually funny: the playing options in the phone app version of Exploding Kittens.

Your choices are:

Play with friends
Play with strangers
Play with yourself

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (ZSK0i)

389 359 I just saw the map and glow art and knew I had to go back and peruse the comments.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 12:10 PM (hRl/Q)
---------------

*high-five*

I couldn't find any "serious" writeup of the artist or the piece, alas.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (o0WIV)

390 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.

Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo
***

So?
We give zero style points.

Posted by: Flaming Buddhist Monk at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)

391 Imagine what these people will do when Trump wins re-election in 2024.
==
Same thing as last time. Go to bed at midnight with the counting stopped, and wake up to prezy Michelle or whatever. . .

Posted by: its not funny because its true at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (Q3dhL)

392 THEREFORE, kids can consent to sex as early as age 2
Posted by: Lizzy

FAaFO.

(Not you Lizzy)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (uXonU)

393 If only we had cheap interstellar travel, so that they could all band together and run away to some *other* Earthlike planet. Or if we could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:11 PM (txdEq)

If we could run away, they'd follow us. Their only joy in life is to ruin ours. They have every opportunity to band together, buy tens of thousands of acres in South America, and live in utopia. But they can't survive without marching orders. Like fucking ants.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (wAnMi)

394 He needs to study surgery. That bicep removal was shitty.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (uXonU)
-----

Remember, though, the options are: Fast, Cheap, Quality: pick any two.

Kyle got two of three in the matrix. Though, I personally thought Kyle hit the trifecta.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (C/kwd)

395 On a positive note this morning, Antifa trans-goon pervert thug member in good standing LilSpoonPDX off'd himself because not enough love in the world and the Rittenhouse verdict was just too much - especially when the riots he was calling for didn't happen.
Antifa on twatter are beside themselves. Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (wAnMi)

Good and good riddance.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (8m1jA)

396 So everyone who owns a copy of Romeo and Juliet is going to jail?

That is the danger of overreaction. Is a painting of September Morn child porn because it shows an underage girl nakey? Is that picture of your toddler in the bathtub child porn?

The key here is to be wise, not angry and react in emotional stress. That's how we got laws like "its illegal to lie to the FBI" and asset seizure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

397 He could go into pre-law.

____

Hmmm

Posted by: Otter at November 29, 2021 12:15 PM (OalnH)

398 there are doofs...

And there are DOOFMEISTERS!
Posted by: Miklos and the Central Europeans would a very poor band name at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM

But are there Doofmeister Meisterdoofers?

Posted by: Burgermeister Meisterberger at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (m+jkK)

399 Rittenhouse Rye is an average 100 proof rye whiskey. I recently bought a bottle. Nothing special. Won't likely buy any more Heaven Hill products.

Good alternative for a 100 proof basic rye -- Old Overholt bottled in bond. Comparable juice for around $5 less. Good every day rye to have on hand for mixing. It's ok for sipping. Again - nothing special

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (tU+ul)

400
Who was the only other president to skip a term?

Garfield?

Tyler?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (7rnBK)

401 He may play the Jack of diamonds
He may lay the Queen of spades
He may conceal a King in his hand
While the memory of it fades

Posted by: Sting at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (4thlk)

402 Remember how we had reports of the pallets of bricks were showing up in Kenosha before the verdict. Bluff, called and folded.

They are playing a delicate game and whomever is pulling the strings must have done a calculation that there would have been a lot more Kyle's out in the street and that might not have been good for the optics.

My guess is they are heavily invested in the gangs running the smash and grabs. They will try that for a bit. Probably more profitable for them that just burning everything down and people are not reacting to them as negatively as burning everything down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)

403 diaresis?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (/EuRN)

kaopectate

You're welcome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (P3gRi)

404 Wifey and I bought our first bottle of Rittenhouse rye Whiskey this weekend in honor of Kyle.

I wonder if their sales are soaring?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:06 PM (3GySZ)

They've more or less asked people not to do this...I'm honoring their wishes.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

huh, i WAS going to get a bottle next time i went o the liquor store to see if it was any good and worthy of being added to my normal rotation.

whelp, no need to worry about that anymore...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (8D42x)

405
Harrison?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (7rnBK)

406 If we could run away, they'd follow us.

I mean, now that Bezos gave the game away that the long-term plan is to make all of us go into space while billionaires and Communists keep the Earth, I think we should start sending them instead. And make sure it's one-way.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

407 Biden wants everyone to wear a mask indoors.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (NpAcC)

408 Kyle got two of three in the matrix. Though, I personally thought Kyle hit the trifecta.
Posted by: Blake

I'da gone for 'he hit the tricep' but okay. We'll allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (mD/uy)

409 400
Who was the only other president to skip a term?

Garfield?

Tyler?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (7rnBK)

Grover Cleveland

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (lNHqD)

410 If only we had cheap interstellar travel, so that they could all band together and run away to some *other* Earthlike planet. Or if we could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021
*
If we could run away, they'd follow us. Their only joy in life is to ruin ours. They have every opportunity to band together, buy tens of thousands of acres in South America, and live in utopia. But they can't survive without marching orders. Like fucking ants.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 29, 2021

***
It's a big universe, a *lot* bigger than the Earth. They'd have a time finding "the evil conservatives."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (txdEq)

411 Cleveland?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (OalnH)

412 Who was the only other president to skip a term?

Grover Cleveland skipped one.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (z36Kd)

413 there are doofs...

And there are DOOFMEISTERS!
Posted by: Miklos and the Central Europeans would a very poor band name at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM

But are there Doofmeister Meisterdoofers?
Posted by: Burgermeister Meisterberger at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (m+jkK)

Does Heinz Doofenschmirz count??

Posted by: Doof at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (tU+ul)

414
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (7rnBK)

415 And make sure it's one-way.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

And only fill the gas tank about half way or so.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (/EuRN)

416 Well, for whatever reason, I think this made me turn a corner. I no longer dread the idea of open civil war. I welcome it. I will gleefully do to them before they can do to me, and if it starts today, fine.

Fuck them. War.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM (lNHqD)
-------------

Corner - turned. Eagerly looking forward to the moment when all the things they ever called me are suddenly justified.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (srok8)

417 407 Biden wants everyone to wear a mask indoors.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (NpAcC)

___

And I want Biden to resign and appoint Trump president. Sometimes we can't get what we want.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (OalnH)

418 Virus not allowed to cross metal gate in Switzerland:

https://tinyurl.com/2w9cnujc

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (yrol0)

419 I am non offending bank robber. I promise to never spend the money.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

John Dillinger was a Bank Attracted Person.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (FVME7)

420 400
Who was the only other president to skip a term?

Garfield?

Tyler?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:16 PM (7rnBK)

Although technically, Garfield skipped a pretty good portion of his own term, though not voluntarily.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (lNHqD)

421 373 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021

***
Prince Variant

Plymouth Variant

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:13 PM
Lead singer was guy name of Squanto?

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (0OP+5)

422 So?
We give zero style points.
Posted by: Flaming Buddhist Monk

I saw the Barbecued Bonzes open for the Flamin' Groovies at the Mabuhay in '78...

Seriously, though, any antifa that wants to do a three-and-a-half-gainer into a tree chipper, I'll give 'em a 10.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (8erNz)

423 the doc who discovered the Omigod! variant says it's no biggie:

https://tinyurl.com/3ystrz94

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (DJFLF)

424 304 Welcome to hell, America.
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2021 11:59 AM (0OP+5)

***

Hell is in Michigan
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 29, 2021 12:02 PM (flINI)

-------

That old '80s Pat Benatar song "Hell is for Children" has never before rung more true here in America ....

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 12:18 PM (XJooS)

425 Colorado is getting rid of the term "sex offender" because it has "negative impacts on those who commit sex offenses"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

Um, what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)

426 Biden wants everyone to wear a mask indoors.

But leave the hair uncovered and free!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (o28Wd)

427 I cannot tell if Lars guy is actually saying the quiet part out loud, or if he's just trolling the Karen McWinemoms.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (C/kwd)

428
"Grover Cleveland" was a real person. That cracks me up. Name sounds so fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (7rnBK)

429 My guess is they are heavily invested in the gangs running the smash and grabs. They will try that for a bit. Probably more profitable for them that just burning everything down and people are not reacting to them as negatively as burning everything down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Except the stores will simply close and not return.
Sucks when you can't get insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (uXonU)

430 Biden is skipping a term presently.

Posted by: klaftern at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (taPSh)

431 Noodus Davidio in Florida

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:20 PM (txdEq)

432 "Grover Cleveland" was a real person. That cracks me up. Name sounds so fake.

"hey, the heck with you, man"
--Grover Cleveland Alexander

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

433 341 "The Variants" would have been a good band name
Posted by: Miklosius CaroliniensisPunk Kid Miklos at November 29, 2021

***
Vince Vance and the Variants
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 12:08 PM (txdEq)

Sid Vicious and the Vigilantes!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 29, 2021 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

434 I don't think Hillsdale has a pre-med option, and he wants to to into medicine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

They have plenty of science majors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 12:09 PM (Q9lwr)

He could do a couple of years at Hillsdale, and then transfer to another school once the Left has moved on to a new Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:20 PM (P3gRi)

435 Nood. We found where the white women at.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2021 12:20 PM (m+jkK)

436 My guess is they are heavily invested in the gangs running the smash and grabs. They will try that for a bit. Probably more profitable for them that just burning everything down and people are not reacting to them as negatively as burning everything down.
=====

Mainstream ads all over the place for used designer goods.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2021 12:21 PM (MIKMs)

437 Canadian PSA
---------------------------
Province of Quebec government not the Feds. Still shit though.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 29, 2021 12:21 PM (UHVv4)

438 make tire irons great again

Posted by: micky at November 29, 2021 12:21 PM (3byMq)

439 I used to sell yeasted Belgian waffles at a market, the batter had to be made the night before but they were so good.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 29, 2021 12:21 PM (zB2xb)

440 Cleveland?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 29, 2021 12:17 PM (OalnH)

he got his own show. never should have left.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 29, 2021 12:22 PM (8D42x)

441
If only we had cheap interstellar travel, so that they could all band together and run away to some *other* Earthlike planet. Or if we could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

If we could run away, they'd follow us. Their only joy in life is to ruin ours. They have every opportunity to band together, buy tens of thousands of acres in South America, and live in utopia. But they can't survive without marching orders. Like fucking ants.
Posted by: clutch cargo

If you're really unlucky you'll be on the ship commanded by Captain Fauci.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

442 I take pride it being late to a lot of stuff in the news, i am just tired of it. I watched the end of the Rittenhouse saga. But when the name first started popping up I thought of the rye. It is a decent rye. I prefer scotch, the good kind, but it is a decent rye.

But Heaven Hill is the maker. And no matter what anyone says about being privately owned, blah, blah, It is one of the biggest distilleries in the country. Just another major corporation that went woke and SJW because, well, to be honest I can't think of a good reason. All I know is 90 percent of them do that, maybe they have the same three or four PR agents.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (e1mwr)

443 Any one of these people who are advocating for Pedo Lifestyle, I have two demands.

1) Publicly state that the people who sued Michael Jackson are wrong and should return the money they won in the lawsuits.
2) Publicly state that the people who have sued the BSA are wrong and should return the money they won in the lawsuits.

If you are going to truly endorse Pedo Lifestyle, and want to destigmatize the perversion, then go ahead and claim that the BSA as an organization had no liability in the events that occurred 30 years ago.

They won't. They can't.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (o0WIV)

444 One thing we could do right now is allowing these mental defectives to get away with cute 3 letter acronyms: MAP. Call them what they are: pedophiles, kiddie diddlers, child rapists. Don't sanitize it for them.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (lGrs1)

445 They've more or less asked people not to do this...I'm honoring their wishes.
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

Then they win. Fuck 'em up real good. Buy the product off the shelves, and force them to change the name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (P3gRi)

446 Happy Vic is still with us

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (mWg/a)

447 "Grover Cleveland" was a real person. That cracks me up. Name sounds so fake.
==
pretty sure that's a muppet.

Posted by: history major graduating 2024 at November 29, 2021 12:24 PM (rrkNf)

448 It took me a while to figure out who DeSantis was. To me that always meant holsters.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 12:24 PM (e1mwr)

449 If I'm ever faced with my "guilt" being decided by a jury of my peers, the only question my attorney is going to ask in Voir Dire is " are any of you morons?"

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 12:25 PM (C9hia)

450 All I know is 90 percent of them do that, maybe they have the same three or four PR agents.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2021 12:23 PM (e1mwr)
-----------------

Because they fear the "boycott" of people who don't use their products anyway, and instead will turn their backs on the majority of people who do, hoping we won't notice, or will be too ashamed to voice our opposition to the move.

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 12:25 PM (o0WIV)

451 The same people who were telling us two years ago that a man looking at a woman in lust was bad are now telling us it's totally normal and understandable for a man to look at a child in lust.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 29, 2021 12:28 PM (B0mGw)

452 "If we could run away, they'd follow us. Their only joy in life is to ruin ours. "

true, undeniably true

Posted by: Shoey77 at November 29, 2021 12:28 PM (fcWVN)

453 449 If I'm ever faced with my "guilt" being decided by a jury of my peers, the only question my attorney is going to ask in Voir Dire is " are any of you morons?"
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 12:25 PM (C9hia)
------------------

Lawyer - "Have any of you ever placed your genitals into a cup of store-bought pudding?"
One dude in the back - *sheepishly raises his hand, slowly*
Lawyer - "This man is acceptable to the defense, your honor."

Posted by: reason at November 29, 2021 12:28 PM (o0WIV)

454 There is no need to 'normalize' MAPs or there certainly should be no need. The author claims that removing the stigma will help the poor mis-wired folks feel safe to reach out for therapy to help them avoid acting on the attraction to minors.

Why is that needed? I'm attracted to sexy cowboys, but I don't go around trying to seduce any that are married or too young to be appropriate for me etc. Guys that are strongly attracted to a sexy movie starlet manage to control themselves if they see her walking down the street. Its called basic level impulse control. And therapists are supposed to be non-judgmental regardless of society values. Help the ones that were molested themselves understand that this caused the mis-wiring and fix it and so on.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 29, 2021 12:30 PM (3cGpq)

455 425 Colorado is getting rid of the term "sex offender" because it has "negative impacts on those who commit sex offenses"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 29, 2021 12:19 PM (Ez6QX)
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Wyoming > Colorado

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at November 29, 2021 12:35 PM (etPhZ)

456 I would like to invite any of these poor, misunderstood persons to come sit down at my table.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2021 12:35 PM (1WtFN)

457 Question I've never gotten a satisfactory answer to--how does a pedo get a second chance to commit such an offense?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2021 12:43 PM (KATBx)

458 Patricia Medina and Louis Hayward from Captain Blood

Posted by: Gridlock at November 29, 2021 12:44 PM (/DLXk)

459 458 Patricia Medina and Louis Hayward from Captain Blood

Posted by: Gridlock at November 29, 2021 12:44 PM (/DLXk)

Yes. The title isn't quite correct, but I'll allow it. There are 3 or 4 other movies they did together, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 29, 2021 12:54 PM (Lnjxc)

460 Conservatives have most of the political issues right but turn into knuckle-dragging morons whenever sexual issues comes up, at which point they slap each other on the back, twist the words of others to fit their own pre-conceived agendas, and turn into the intellectual equivalent of the Antifa mob that chased Rittenhouse.

This professor is very clearly explicitly rejecting "sex with minors" and pedophilia. In fact that's the entire point. To treat this stuff as mental disorders to be treated. Don't complain about the media twisting and distorting Trump's words when you do the same damn thing.

Posted by: BR at November 29, 2021 12:57 PM (CvB33)

461 Medical schools don't require a specific undergrad major, just a list of specific classes that pretty much any college offers including Hillsdale.

Posted by: Bigsmith at November 29, 2021 01:16 PM (G/mW5)

462 In fact that's the entire point. To treat this stuff as mental disorders to be treated.
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That's what they are saying now.

But has there *ever* been a time when the left got what it said it wanted in terms of destigmatizing sexual deviancy, and stopped there? It's baffling that anybody could still take them at face value in the year 2021.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 29, 2021 01:23 PM (sGnvY)

463 96- great. Now do the same thing with racism.

Posted by: vivi at November 29, 2021 02:28 PM (IPNSf)

464 I think it's like the much ballyhooed Kinsey Report(s). Supposedly scientific research, but the guy was just a perv who wanted to spread his pervy practices to a wider audience.

Anybody read up on the Kinsey's drug use in its research? Meth or Amp were the drugs of choice in staging orgies per personal anecdotes.. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Ray at November 29, 2021 04:31 PM (AVxHd)

465 Re: MAPS

I think lots of folks on here are misunderstanding what a "non-offending" MAP is.

So, diddling kiddies is a crime, right? So, it makes sense that a rational actor would not diddle kiddies, even if they're mis-wired and WANT to diddle kiddies? Still with me?

So, similar to, say, a homosexual man who is homosexual by nature of his being attracted to men, a paedophile is simply a person who is attracted to kids. That doesn't mean that they've actually acted on that attraction (ie, they are "non-offending").

They are people who are wired with a perverse sexual attraction, but who have the self-control to not actively harm other people by having that predilection.

Posted by: Goober at November 29, 2021 05:27 PM (Hgvgt)

466 Furthermore, I would argue that persecuting people like this, merely drives them further under ground, marginalizes them to an even greater extent, and makes them MORE LIKELY to offend. Specifically because, hey, if you're already a social pariah and everyone wants you dead, what have you got to lose?

This drive is being mischaracterized, drastically. It's not "HEY EVERYBODY! LET'S MAKE IT OK TO FUCK KIDS!!!" It's "Hey, everybody, you know, maybe driving these people underground and causing them to be social outcasts for having a desire that they didn't choose to have in the first place, maybe we should try to understand them and find ways to support them in their quest to not be offenders, and you know what? Maybe treating them like socail pariahs and threatening to kill them for having a desire they never chose and probably would choose to not have if given a choice isn't really a good way to handle this situation..."

Posted by: Goober at November 29, 2021 05:31 PM (Hgvgt)

467 You can agree with that or not, but at very least, try to honestly attempt to understand what is going on here, instead of thrashing the shit out of the strawman that's been erected in this comment's section.

Posted by: Goober at November 29, 2021 05:33 PM (Hgvgt)

468 I think non offending means they haven't been caught.

Posted by: BaronBalz at November 29, 2021 05:34 PM (UBRR0)

469 No you retarded boomer, it started with the acceptance of civil rights, then feminism, then affirmative action, then sodomy, then transgenderism, and now acceptance pedophilia is on the menu because you weak retarded faggots accept everything else so why not this? You wouldn't want to be a bigot would you? If conservatives were any more stupid you'd forget to breathe.

Posted by: Borzoi Respector at November 30, 2021 09:15 AM (Obe3j)

470 Around here MAPs are known as targets.

Posted by: obsidian at November 30, 2021 07:48 PM (iRW+p)

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