Mid-Morning Art Thread

Portrait Of Grand Duchess Zinaida Yusupova
Christina Robertson

This has nothing to do with today's art, but Mike Hammer sent me this quotation last year, and I thought it was quite interesting, especially considering the source.

I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.

-- Frida Kahlo

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 I've seen grander.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

2 Would hang - I like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

3 Awfully young to be a grand duchess.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM (vkWJ4)

4 I imagine lace is very difficult to paint.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

5 Pretty girl, awful necklace.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:32 AM (w9UC1)

6 I'd bang it.... hang, hang it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2021 09:32 AM (IIAOb)

7 was an Imperial Russian noblewoman, the only heiress of Russia's largest private fortune of her time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 09:32 AM (yrol0)

8 I'm not big on portraits, but I like this one.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (45fpk)

9 "Zinaida" would be a good name for a female Siberian cat. Unfortunately it would get shortened to "Zinnie," which is not as exotic.

Our human subject here has a little of the young Julia Roberts about her -- see the nose particularly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (txdEq)

10 Zinaida is best known as the mother of Prince Felix Yusupov, the murderer of Rasputin. She escaped revolutionary Russia and spent her remaining years living in exile.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)

11 Really, a VERY pretty girl, love the curls. So she probably had a Fran Drescher type voice.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (w9UC1)

12 Matting money is a full.time job

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (vkWJ4)

13 Those seem to be some big arms

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (IIAOb)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Lovely portrait; I thought for a moment it was Queen Victoria, but Victoria had a rounder face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (poMoX)

16 I bet those cans are nice when they're free.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Portrait Of Grand Duchess Zinaida Yusupova

********

It's a Cinch - a limerick

For an hourglass shape you will find
You need a corset of just the right kind
But you'll make a strange sight
If you cinch it too tight
"A waist is a terrible thing to bind"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:34 AM (m45I2)

18 Marrying money is a tough gig, too

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 09:34 AM (vkWJ4)

19 18 Marrying money is a tough gig, too
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021 09:34 AM (vkWJ4)

========

Just ask that Hamilton woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (LvTSG)

20 Those eyes.....I bet when they're looking up at you, they melt your knees.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Very nice. The painting is good too.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

22 Lovely. Absolutely lovely portrait.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (DU+/6)

23 I like it, as can't look it up Russian woman ?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (EG+WS)

24 Marrying money is a tough gig, too
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2021

***
I'd be willing to take it on

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (txdEq)

25 A fine example of a Victorian corset in action.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (Unohs)

26 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken. There's a trailing double-quote at the end of the URL, which causes the link to fail. Removing it fixes the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (DU+/6)

27 From Wiki:

Princess Zinaida Nikolayevna Yusupova was an Imperial Russian noblewoman, the only heiress of Russia's largest private fortune of her time. Famed for her beauty and the lavishness of her hospitality, she was a leading figure in pre-Revolutionary Russian society. Zinaida is best known as the mother of Prince Felix Yusupov, the murderer of Rasputin.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2021 09:36 AM (45fpk)

28 I see she hasn't been skipping forearm day at the gym.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 09:36 AM (2SdPm)

29 Apparently the artist did many portraits of Russian royalty. All that I have glanced at seem very nice indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:36 AM (DU+/6)

30 Her arms look like Popeye's arms.

Posted by: dantesed at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (88xKn)

31 "A fine example of a Victorian corset in action."

but all those dang buttons... spontaneity was out for sure.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (w9UC1)

32 Hep A or B ??

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (us2H3)

33 And she spoke French so I'd have a shot at her.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)

34 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken. There's a trailing double-quote at the end of the URL, which causes the link to fail. Removing it fixes the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (DU+/6)

Are you sure it doesn't just take you to fat naked ottoman guy?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

35 Finally a picture i can hang my hat on.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (XoanG)

36 I propose ending the outdated practice of Art Thread nooding.

The Art Thread is posted promptly at 9:30 am M-F, with some occasional deviation for holidays, delinquent posting of TMR and COB off-days and Open Blogger guest posting.

Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread. It's timing is not haphazard or inconsistent as even commonly scheduled posts like the ONT are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (7F9te)

37 but all those dang buttons... spontaneity was out for sure.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (w9UC1

That's why you hired a maid who was really good at sewing on buttons

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:38 AM (rJhHb)

38 28 I see she hasn't been skipping forearm day at the gym.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 09:36 AM (2SdPm)

It's from slapping around the serfs all day.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

39 Rasputin -- a tough man to kill. Too bad he wasn't Austrian Archduke Ferdinand's body-double.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (UHVv4)

40 And she spoke French so I'd have a shot at her.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)

I saw that movie.....French Girls are Easy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

41 She ain't black. No equity even back then.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (S1hrL)

42 Princess Zinaida Nikolayevna Yusupova was an Imperial Russian noblewoman, the only heiress of Russia's largest private fortune of her time. Famed for her beauty and the lavishness of her hospitality, she was a leading figure in pre-Revolutionary Russian society. Zinaida is best known as the mother of Prince Felix Yusupov, the murderer of Rasputin.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2021 09:36 AM (45fpk)
+++++
Rich Russian noble babe who's kids killed Rasputin? What a family. Too bad the commies probably killed them all. Seems like a line of badasses worthy of elaborate portraiture!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (DU+/6)

43 So she left Russia and lived in exile with others of the Russian royal family?

Distancing with the Tsars?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (m45I2)

44 According to Wiki, she was famed for her beauty and lavishness of her hospitality. She was also the mother of the prince who killed Rasputin. So, a good girl.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (gmo/4)

45 Distancing with the Tsars?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (m45I2)
++++
Last night on Dancing With The Czars, Peter and Catherine were great but Ivan as terrible!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (DU+/6)

46 I like this.
Here's the full body painting-

https://tinyurl.com/yckufndb

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

47 Removing it fixes the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:35 AM (DU+/6)

Actually is was a missing quotation mark at the beginning, which is a result of cutting and pasting the URL...because of the incredibly fvcked up software we use!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (Q9lwr)

48 "Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread. It's timing is not haphazard or inconsistent as even commonly scheduled posts like the ONT are. "

Puh...lease. Some acts are simply ingrained into the HQ culture. Things like, Nood, First!, and the ONT are as part of this place as home-repair and dating advice

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (w9UC1)

49 She's of the Goon family....Remember that Island that Popeye found?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

50 It's from slapping around the serfs all day.
Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
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Crud, the art teacher just got involved in the classroom banter.

It's a trap, run!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (2SdPm)

51 The Art Thread is posted promptly at 9:30 am M-F, with some occasional deviation for holidays, delinquent posting of TMR and COB off-days and Open Blogger guest posting.

Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread. It's timing is not haphazard or inconsistent as even commonly scheduled posts like the ONT are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021

***
Yeah, but it's fun to type "Noodus ars gratia artis" in the previous thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (txdEq)

52 Last night on Dancing With The Czars, Peter and Catherine were great but Ivan as terrible!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (DU+/6)

That pun really puts the "urk" back in "Mazurka"...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (rJhHb)

53 Famed for her beauty and the lavishness of her hospitality
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A hottie who loved parties! I like her already.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (Oh6rQ)

54 47 Actually is was a missing quotation mark at the beginning, which is a result of cutting and pasting the URL...because of the incredibly fvcked up software we use!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (Q9lwr)

=========

*the ground rumbles with the displeasure of the Old Ones, their acolyte Pixy has been summoned*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

55 Everybody's gone serfin'
Serfin' Petersburg

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (UHVv4)

56 stay away from the basement, lady

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (us2H3)

57 Lovely painting and subject

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

58 I like this.
Here's the full body painting-

https://tinyurl.com/yckufndb
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2021

***
That one makes it obvious what a long slim neck she has.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:42 AM (txdEq)

59 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 09:42 AM (Y5qcH)

60 Actually is was a missing quotation mark at the beginning, which is a result of cutting and pasting the URL...because of the incredibly fvcked up software we use!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (Q9lwr)
++++
But getting to know its idiosyncrasies and overcoming them can give you a small taste of victory. So at least there's that, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (DU+/6)

61
Return Postage Guaranteed - a limerick

I must leave my homeland, she sighed
But to where? I just can't decide
If given the chance
To a villa in France?
Or The States as a mail-order bride?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (m45I2)

62 41 She ain't black. No equity even back then.
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 09:39 AM (S1hrL)

Nope! She was black! This painting is yet another example of the **white**-washing of history.

Posted by: Black Israelites at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (DTX3h)

63 59 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 09:42 AM (Y5qcH)

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It's kind of what you do as an artist when no one will pay for your work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

64
Actually is was a missing quotation mark at the beginning, which is a result of cutting and pasting the URL...because of the incredibly fvcked up software we use!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:40 AM (Q9lwr)
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Ahem.

Green

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (2SdPm)

65 A friend named her dog "Kahlo."

I don't recall the dog having a unibrow, however.

Posted by: Dan at December 02, 2021 09:43 AM (+NG5U)

66 Anybody have a good read on Frida Kahlo? She seems to be admired by the NPR type dimwits although sometimes they fuck up and get something right despite themselves.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

67 A friend named her dog "Kahlo."

I don't recall the dog having a unibrow, however.
Posted by: Dan at December 02, 2021

***
Sounds like a Klingon name

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)

68 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 09:42 AM (Y5qcH)

I saw Unibrowed Solipcism open for the Flaming Lips at some dive bar in the 90's one year or another.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (rJhHb)

69 "Noodus ars gratia artis"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:41 AM (txdEq)

Whacha trying to do? Class the joint up? Next thing you know, you'll demand we wear pants. Not sweats either--fancy pants, like jeans.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

70 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

In different outfits.
The Grand Duchess of Germany
The Grand Duchess of Yugoslavia
The Grand Duchess of Czechoslovakia

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (4I0tJ)

71
I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
-- Frida Kahlo

Or talent. Commie bitch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (/U27+)

72 you'll demand we wear pants. Not sweats either--fancy pants, like jeans.
Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

Well then the ars wouldn't be nood anymore, would it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (rJhHb)

73 This girl was real then?

Unlike the girl wearing nothing but a smile and a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big ol highway... doot do dodo do_____

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (w9UC1)

74 During the revolutionary years thee royal family really had to watch their steppe!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)

75 71
I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
-- Frida Kahlo

Or talent. Commie bitch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (/U27+)

===========

"I loved fucking Stalin."
-Woman who knew of Stalin's evil

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

76 Her great grand daughters are really pretty.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

77 "I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration."

And it shows, darlin'

Posted by: Brett at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (uO9il)

78 Anybody have a good read on Frida Kahlo? She seems to be admired by the NPR type dimwits although sometimes they fuck up and get something right despite themselves.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

Loved by them because she checks some boxes - woman, lesbian, 3rd Worlder - but I doubt most could tell you anything about her art.

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (FJYfm)

79 I've never liked the first name "Frida" or any of its variations, Freda, Frieda, etc. Must be there was a girl in grammar school with that name whom I disliked. It should make me think of "Fritos," which I love.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (txdEq)

80 Anybody have a good read on Frida Kahlo?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

She was married to Diego Rivera, which put her squarely in the public eye. I doubt she would have been noticed without that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:47 AM (Q9lwr)

81 I always like the story about killing Rasputin. That f'er just wouldn't die.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 09:47 AM (Y5qcH)

82 Well then the ars wouldn't be nood anymore, would it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:45 AM (rJhHb)

**Golf Clap**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 09:47 AM (dfRN6)

83 "I loved fucking Stalin."
-Woman who knew of Stalin's evil
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

She hedged her bets. She had a thing for Trotsky, too.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:47 AM (OyyDO)

84 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?

******

You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)

85 Ballin' with Stalin, but she really was hotsky for Trotsky.

Some bitches just have class for days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:48 AM (rJhHb)

86 Greetings:

Me, I'm thinking that that's how Michelle Obama sees herself.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 02, 2021 09:49 AM (uuklp)

87 The Grand Duchess was a beauty.

And Frieda, we can tell you had no other consideration. Cheaper than a psychiatrist, i guess.

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 09:49 AM (Rbu5d)

88 Me, I'm thinking that that's how Michelle Obama sees herself.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 02, 2021 09:49 AM (uuklp)

That one of her daughters will kill FauxChi?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 09:50 AM (yrol0)

89 The subject isn't important to me but her technique is excellent. She coordinates the flow of the skin tones into the gown fabric tones and captures the look of the lace in a way to flatter the model. The choice of a soft background, the dark hair and point of color of the pendant while the pearls reflect the gown hues shows the softness of the young woman. Very effective.

I'm sure the artist uses a soft focus approach but it is subtle and effective. It's a nice portrait and I'm sure it pleased the patron.

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Posted by: The Art Critic at December 02, 2021 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)

91 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?

******
You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021

***
Unless parts of Georgia O. looked like Southwestern mesas with pink-and-cream horizontal bands, I think she managed a few other subjects.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:50 AM (txdEq)

92 If you are more successful than me then you are a racist.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2021 09:50 AM (XoanG)

93 This girl was real then?

Unlike the girl wearing nothing but a smile and a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big ol highway... doot do dodo do_____
Posted by: IP

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 09:50 AM (4I0tJ)

94 Most Russian nobility in the Napoleonic Era spoke mostly French, Imagen it continues up to the Revolution

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 02, 2021 09:51 AM (EG+WS)

95 If you slept with Stalin, does that make you a second-hand monster?

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 09:51 AM (FJYfm)

96 17...Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 09:34 AM (m45I2)

Love it!

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 09:51 AM (Rbu5d)

97 Look, it was comfortable there.

Posted by: The Caterpillar at December 02, 2021 09:51 AM (4/31y)

98 Speaking of eyebrows, who was that congresscritter during Watergate who had those out of control eyebrows?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 09:51 AM (FVME7)

99 Very nice painting, and she seems endearing. It's funny to think of someone like this, with all her ideals and plans and emotions and youthful beauty, having passed into the mists of time.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 09:52 AM (HgGBT)

100 Nicely painted. Yeah, thats all I got.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2021 09:52 AM (VwHCD)

101 Pearl bosoms, very nice.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

102 She was married to Diego Rivera, which put her squarely in the public eye. I doubt she would have been noticed without that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 09:47 AM (Q9lwr)

Story time: Rivera was commissioned by Rockefeller to paint a huge mural in Rockefeller Plaza (I think). Being a total commie, Rivera naturally glorified Lenin in the work. Rockefeller was *not pleased*, fired Rivera and painted over the mural. Rivera went back to Mexico, repainted the work and put Rockefeller among the *evil* capitalists.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxvuzuh

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

103
who was that congresscritter during Watergate who had those out of control eyebrows?

___________

Sen. Sam Ervin. A segregationist the Left came to love.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (/U27+)

104 Thanks for the Kahlo comments. My wife gave me a DVD of some movie about her for Christmas despite my never having said one fucking thing that would indicate any interest. I never watched it and I think threw it away.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (y7DUB)

105 McConnell is such a punk bitch, that clown has got to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (j2ai2)

106 "I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration."

Works for me.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (qpX6U)

107 102 Story time: Rivera was commissioned by Rockefeller to paint a huge mural in Rockefeller Plaza (I think). Being a total commie, Rivera naturally glorified Lenin in the work. Rockefeller was *not pleased*, fired Rivera and painted over the mural. Rivera went back to Mexico, repainted the work and put Rockefeller among the *evil* capitalists.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxvuzuh
Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

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"He didn't let me do what I wanted to his property. He's one of history's greatest monsters."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (LvTSG)

108 Ice to see you, everybody!

Posted by: zombie leon trotsky at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)

109 Very nice painting, and she seems endearing. It's funny to think of someone like this, with all her ideals and plans and emotions and youthful beauty, having passed into the mists of time.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021

***
She was very unlucky to have been born when she was, and to be caught in the Russian Revolution. If she'd been born 50 years earlier, she wouldn't have been part of all that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)

110 105 McConnell is such a punk bitch, that clown has got to go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (j2ai2)
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What has he done now?

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (G0vdT)

111 Alternate title:

What Chelsea Clinton sees when she looks in the mirror.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (iCTKF)

112 She doesn't look like she drinks beer or smokes cigars.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (ltEa8)

113 Is the ellipse part of the painting? Or is it the mark from a frame?

Also: that's some lustrous hair. I think a male artist would have focused less on the hair and more on the caressing folds of the satin dress.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (sGnvY)

114 Story time: Rivera was commissioned by Rockefeller to paint a huge mural in Rockefeller Plaza (I think). Being a total commie, Rivera naturally glorified Lenin in the work. Rockefeller was *not pleased*, fired Rivera and painted over the mural. Rivera went back to Mexico, repainted the work and put Rockefeller among the *evil* capitalists. ...
Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:53 AM (OyyDO)
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At least he had the balls to fire the commie and paint over his agitprop. Modern industrialists would be too afraid to do so even if they wanted to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (DU+/6)

115 Those forearms.....I guess Russians like spinach or something...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (mZOHK)

116 One of my favorite funny movies - The Death of Stalin.

Funny on so many levels. Fantastic.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

117 "It's funny to think of someone like this, with all her ideals and plans and emotions and youthful beauty, having passed into the mists of time."

Well that's an interesting take. It's said she "liked to party a bit", as we say now. So imagine all the stories that were lost to time of this young lady and how she raised a son that offed Rasputin.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (w9UC1)

118 Frida Kahlo

Didn't she almost share an ice axe with Trotsky?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (qyH+l)

119 The only thing worth watching in the Frida Kahlo movie is the sex scene between Salma Hayek and Ashley Judd.

The rest of the movie is a poorly executed hagiography of two commies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (j2ai2)

120 Now when the government catches you...it may feel like being captured by a serial killer.

One looks for effectiveness...other looks for innocence.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (XoanG)

121 113 Is the ellipse part of the painting? Or is it the mark from a frame?

Also: that's some lustrous hair. I think a male artist would have focused less on the hair and more on the caressing folds of the satin dress.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (sGnvY)

The painting was probably placed in an oval frame.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

122 My wife gave me a DVD of some movie about her for Christmas despite my never having said one fucking thing that would indicate any interest. I never watched it and I think threw it away.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021

***
DDG says it was Frida (logically enough), 2002, with Salma Hayek in the title role.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 09:56 AM (txdEq)

123 Sen. Sam Ervin. A segregationist the Left came to love.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Senator Sam, the Foghorn Leghorn of Watergate. How could I have forgotten?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 09:56 AM (FVME7)

124 116 One of my favorite funny movies - The Death of Stalin.

Funny on so many levels. Fantastic.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

That movie was great. I wonder if it would have been as funny to someone who doesn't know the actual history?

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

125 May have mentioned this before, but there are big Rivera-style commie murals in Coit Tower in SF. And it's really amusing to see how pro-smokestack and pro-logging the left used to be. They were all about Proletarian Industrial Might back then. (Which I can respect more than the modern sex-and-race-and-ecology left.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (sGnvY)

126 I'd do her.

Posted by: Jussi at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (yRved)

127 @110

>>What has he done now?

The donks have slipped the vaccine mandate into the continuing resolution, the house freedom caucus wants the Senate to take it out, McConnell the little bitch that he is, says this is not the hill to die on and that the recent actions of some courts may kill the mandate anyway.

I f***ing hate that guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (j2ai2)

128 69...Whacha trying to do? Class the joint up? Next thing you know, you'll demand we wear pants. Not sweats either--fancy pants, like jeans.
Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

Kris, yer on a roll!!

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (Rbu5d)

129 Frida Kahlo

Didn't she almost share an ice axe with Trotsky?
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You can pick your family but you can't pick your friends.

Something like that anyway.

Posted by: zombie leon trotsky at December 02, 2021 09:59 AM (UHVv4)

130 125 May have mentioned this before, but there are big Rivera-style commie murals in Coit Tower in SF. And it's really amusing to see how pro-smokestack and pro-logging the left used to be. They were all about Proletarian Industrial Might back then. (Which I can respect more than the modern sex-and-race-and-ecology left.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (sGnvY)

=========

"Work will set you free. The proletariat will make the world function through classless labor that equalizes everyone without the socially created classes represented by modern capital."
-The Left, then

"We will write shit on the Internet and live forever without any manual labor ever because manual labor is icky."
-The Left, now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

131 I think some of you might be talking about the wrong Grand Duchess.

The painter died in 1854. The pre-revolution GD was born in 1861.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:00 AM (dfRN6)

132 That Frida quote...I've seen her stuff...it shows.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

133 That movie was great. I wonder if it would have been as funny to someone who doesn't know the actual history?

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

Could be why it didn't seem to do well with today's moronic audiences. (Our morons excluded, of course)

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

134 Frida Kahlo

Didn't she almost share an ice axe with Trotsky?
Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 09:55 AM (qyH+l)

Maybe. Depends on who you believe. She certainly slept with him in the USSR, and then was living in Mexico when he was killed there. Did she rat him out? Was she hiding him? Was it just a coincidence that he died in her native country while she was there? Who knows. Either way, a Commie.

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (FJYfm)

135 What Chelsea Clinton sees when she looks in the mirror.....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (iCTKF)

The Omen was very fortunate that the enemedia doted on her dogshit family and never questioned who was giving her fashion advice.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (y7DUB)

136
The Death of Stalin has just enough truth to make you believe some of the madcap actually happened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (/U27+)

137 "Work will set you free"

What a ridiculous thought to even begin with. My God, people are often so stupid.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (w9UC1)

138 What Chelsea Clinton sees when she looks in the mirror.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2021 09:54 AM (iCTKF)

I've seen her in person, and the photos and videos of her do not do her justice.

She is much uglier in person.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (Q9lwr)

139 May have mentioned this before, but there are big Rivera-style commie murals in Coit Tower in SF. And it's really amusing to see how pro-smokestack and pro-logging the left used to be. They were all about Proletarian Industrial Might back then. (Which I can respect more than the modern sex-and-race-and-ecology left.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (sGnvY)
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The ones in the Denver airport are more contemporary. Less industrial, more spooky-social collectivism. And spooky they are.
https://bit.ly/3daXdjJ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (DU+/6)

140
"We will write shit on the Internet and live forever without any manual labor ever because manual labor is icky."
-The Left, now

_________

We used to dream and build big. Now all we have are these self-regarding assholes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 10:03 AM (/U27+)

141 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (Q9lwr)

And you didn't turn to stone!? You MUST be an immortal ;-)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2021 10:03 AM (ltEa8)

142 It's YOUR fault!!!

The mother of Waukesha attack suspect Darrell E. Brooks Jr. has penned a lengthy letter charging that the American legal system failed to provide her mentally ill son adequate resources throughout his life.

According to Dawn Woods, Brooks came from a "loving Christian family and is the grandson of ministers," alleging that he has "suffered from mental health issues since he was very young."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)

143 Not bad, except for the Popeye arms.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (j40lz)

144 "The ones in the Denver airport are more contemporary. Less industrial, more spooky-social collectivism. And spooky they are. "

Yea, but there's a Cub Scout!

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (w9UC1)

145 >>> propose ending the outdated practice of Art Thread nooding.

The Art Thread is posted promptly at 9:30 am M-F, with some occasional deviation for holidays, delinquent posting of TMR and COB off-days and Open Blogger guest posting.

Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread. It's timing is not haphazard or inconsistent as even commonly scheduled posts like the ONT are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (7F9te)

Checking an external source to the thread to see if there's n00d, being a clock, is mostly equivalent to checking an external source to the thread, being the home page to check the same. If we were capable of the latter we would necessarily already be capable of the former and would not need n00d calls.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (LVgqo)

146 Not bad, except for the Popeye arms.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (j40lz)
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Now, visualize the menage with Popeye, Olive Oil and the Duchess here.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:05 AM (DU+/6)

147 As a parent, I have no responsibility what so ever.

- Dawn Woods

Fucking idiot

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

148 The 17th century "Diamond Earrings of Marie Antoinette" (two 34.59 carat diamonds)

One of the things she owned!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:05 AM (yrol0)

149 Her paintings are very nice. You zoom in and you keep getting more details. I hope they are in real life very large and allow you to step back and then walk up to appreciate them.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:06 AM (LVgqo)

150 Oakland County prosecutor Karen McDonald on Wednesday said she is considering bringing charges against the parents of Ethan Crumbley, the suspect in the Oxford High School shooting.

On Wednesday, officials announced that Crumbley will face numerous charges including one count of terrorism causing death, four counts of first degree murder and seven counts of assault with intent to murder.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:06 AM (UHVv4)

151 According to Dawn Woods, Brooks came from a "loving Christian family and is the grandson of ministers," alleging that he has "suffered from mental health issues since he was very young."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)

Perhaps my Catholic bias coming through here, but in the black community, isn't everyone the son or grandson of ministers?

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 10:06 AM (FJYfm)

152 Off Sock

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:06 AM (yRved)

153 142...no, Dawn Woods, it's YOUR fault for not getting YOUR son the help he needed as a kid.

Putz

Posted by: Flyover at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (Rbu5d)

154 I've seen her in person, and the photos and videos of her do not do her justice.

She is much uglier in person.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*****

I seem to recall you were on a commercial air flight with Chelsea and were rather stricken by her looks. Is there any truth that that is what motivated you to be an early advocate in favor of mandatory face masks for air travel?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (m45I2)

155 The Death of Stalin has just enough truth to make you believe some of the madcap actually happened.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 10:01 AM (/U27+)

The satire is very similar to the best Monty Python, especially The Holy Grail. They didn't really have to make things up. They just looked at history, used the absurd real stuff and maybe exaggerated other things. Other things they cut down because they thought reality was too absurd to be believable.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

156 The Art Thread is posted promptly at 9:30 am M-F, with some occasional deviation for holidays, delinquent posting of TMR and COB off-days and Open Blogger guest posting.

Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread. It's timing is not haphazard or inconsistent as even commonly scheduled posts like the ONT are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 09:37 AM (7F9te)

Sometimes the art thread doesn't happen on time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (z5Vrg)

157 No Yellow!

-H. Biden

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (VJsqe)

158 Looking up the House of Yusepov, I think this is actually Zenaida Ivanovna nee Narishkina (1810-1893). That would be much more in line with the painter's dates.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (dfRN6)

159 Not bad, except for the Popeye arms.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 02, 2021 10:04 AM (j40lz)
++++
Now, visualize the menage with Popeye, Olive Oil and the Duchess here.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:05 AM (DU+/6)

I'm strong to the finish
'cause I eats my spinach
I'm Popeye the lover man. Toot! Toot!

Posted by: Popeye at December 02, 2021 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

160 And it's really amusing to see how pro-smokestack and pro-logging the left used to be. They were all about Proletarian Industrial Might back then. (Which I can respect more than the modern sex-and-race-and-ecology left.)

Back then the left was driven by the interests of middle-class men. Now it's driven by the interests of rich women.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2021 10:08 AM (ZGrMX)

161 Frida Kahlo painted Frida Kahlo. Self-obsessed and ugly.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 10:09 AM (SRmHu)

162 Lovely painting, but don't look at the forearms. Once you see Popeye's arms, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: red speck at December 02, 2021 10:09 AM (gS3OW)

163 Is there any truth that that is what motivated you to be an early advocate in favor of mandatory face masks for air travel?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (m45I2)

And a propofol drip whenever a Clinton is within 500 feet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:09 AM (Q9lwr)

164 So, I learned a factoid last night.

In the scene in Lethal Weapon where Riggs holds a gun in his mouth, there was a blank in the chamber that, if Mel Gibson had pulled the trigger, would most likely have killed him. This was done for "realism". I shall note that this was also very, very stupid.

And nothing happened.

Weird how Gibson was able to control the trigger of a weapon, but Alec Baldwin wasn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

165 I hope they are in real life very large and allow you to step back and then walk up to appreciate them.
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Her boobs look real to me, and plenty big.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:10 AM (UHVv4)

166 I'm Popeye the lover man. Toot! Toot!

Posted by: Popeye at December 02, 2021 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

Shouldn't that be "Squirt! Squirt!"?

Posted by: Bluto at December 02, 2021 10:10 AM (7bRMQ)

167 125 May have mentioned this before, but there are big Rivera-style commie murals in Coit Tower in SF. And it's really amusing to see how pro-smokestack and pro-logging the left used to be. They were all about Proletarian Industrial Might back then. (Which I can respect more than the modern sex-and-race-and-ecology left.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (sGnvY)

Bolsheviks vs Mensheviks.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 10:10 AM (z5Vrg)

168 161 Frida Kahlo painted Frida Kahlo. Self-obsessed and ugly.
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If she lost an eye she'd no longer be UniBrow.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:10 AM (yRved)

169 The donations were down 75 percent from its 2016 peak of $62.9 million.

The Clinton Foundation received $16.3 million in grants and contributions in 2020.

What is grifters gonna grift, Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:12 AM (yrol0)

170

lol @ frido kahlo

This is the artist that hollywood celery, Salma Hayek, tried to portray in a really bad movie.

They let Salma grow out her eyebrows and not wear make up so she could look like Frida.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2021 10:12 AM (YFNIF)

171 "No arrests after Jacqueline Avant, wife of influential music executive Clarence Avant, was shot and killed in Beverley Hills."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:13 AM (UHVv4)

172 Just looked up Frida Kahlo, couldn't take not knowing. Now I'll never unsee that um, thing, on her face.

I should have known better.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:13 AM (w9UC1)

173 Wasn't Frida Sancho Panza's love child? Or was it Zorba the Greek?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:13 AM (yRved)

174 Frida is just a Unibrow Girl, living in a binocular world.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:13 AM (m45I2)

175 >>> Is there any truth that that is what motivated you to be an early advocate in favor of mandatory face masks for air travel?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:07 AM (m45I2)

And a propofol drip whenever a Clinton is within 500 feet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:09 AM (Q9lwr)

I wouldn't suggest making these things easier for them ... just sayin'.

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (LVgqo)

176 The problem with refusing to watch any Whoreyweird tripe is missing the occasional unlikely gem like The Death of Stalin. Maybe I can watch it on Amazon Prime (yes I have it; don't ridicule me too much...).

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

177
I paint my own reality. The only thing I know is that I paint because I need to, and I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration.
-- Frida Kahlo_/i]

If only so many of my ideas didn't get snagged in my unibrow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (vyoBn)

178 Thus, I feel like pattern recognition, which is the basis of intelligence, should dictate the ending of the archaic practice of "Nood" comments announcing the predictable posting of the Art Thread.

Pattern recognition is the basis of human intelligence. It is not the basis of all intelligence (cf computers can now beat the best human chess players, skill in which was primarily based on pattern recognition).

There is art in the commentary of AoSHQ. Embrace it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

179 There is art in the commentary of AoSHQ. Embrace it!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
++++
YOU'RE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: Cheryl/Carol Tunt at December 02, 2021 10:15 AM (DU+/6)

180 Cambodia's leader Hun Sen endorses his eldest son as successor.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

181 Carried over from the MR:

Idiot Crenshaw voted for the vax trax database. People, this is scary and will be used AGAINST you!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 09:27 AM (yrol0)

Crenshaw is a member of the WEF. He fully intends on it being used against you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (IUd0M)

182 You know what else passed through her head? Trotsky's greasy Russian dick. To Hell with that Commie whore.

Also, Mike Hammer is in the hospital with a brain injury. Pray for him, Horde.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (2ABQr)

183 I've seen grander.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM

Are you referring to paintings, duchesses, or tetons?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (a3Q+t)

184 "Cambodia's leader Hun Sen endorses his eldest son as successor."

so, Son Sen?

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (w9UC1)

185 183 I've seen grander.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM

Are you referring to paintings, duchesses, or tetons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (a3Q+t)

========

Yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

186 Cambodia's leader Hun Sen endorses his eldest son as successor.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)

Is that his dead son, or his coke-addicted son? No, wait. I was thinking about another despot.

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (FJYfm)

187 176 The problem with refusing to watch any Whoreyweird tripe is missing the occasional unlikely gem like The Death of Stalin. Maybe I can watch it on Amazon Prime (yes I have it; don't ridicule me too much...).
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

If you watch on DVD, beware the "Making Of" featurette. Pretty anti-PDT.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:17 AM (dfRN6)

188 Crenshaw is a member of the WEF. He fully intends on it being used against you.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (IUd0M)

It will be used against you!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:17 AM (yrol0)

189 There are real photos of the model for this painting.

Looks like the artist might have gotten a little better then her best side.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:17 AM (ESjRY)

190 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)

191 176 The problem with refusing to watch any Whoreyweird tripe is missing the occasional unlikely gem like The Death of Stalin. Maybe I can watch it on Amazon Prime (yes I have it; don't ridicule me too much...).
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

History Buffs' take on "The Death of Stalin" is good too.

https://tinyurl.com/fpfz9dck

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

192 Looks like J.J. picked up an admirer on the last thread at #345.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (3D/fK)

193 Crenshaw is a member of the WEF.
------------------------------------
Is his wrestling character called the "Butt Pirate"??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (UHVv4)

194 Greetings:

Frida's mustache left much to be desired. And let's just skip right over her "pits".

Posted by: 11B40 at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (uuklp)

195 The Vax Trax dbase will be hacked in about 13 minutes. Just like everyone that had a CAC in 2012 is now known by name, rank, serivce, etc by the CCP.

It will end BAD!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (yrol0)

196 Christina does really nice shiny clothing textures. She's got that nailed. Many of her figures, and I only see female figures, have very similar features. But I see that a lot in paintings of royal people, they all want to look a certain way so you have a template and tweak it. Also, if you look really close to the skin details the women almost look like pure ivory, it's very striking and beautiful.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (LVgqo)

197 If you watch on DVD, beware the "Making Of" featurette. Pretty anti-PDT.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:17 AM (dfRN6)

Thanks. Those dickweeds cant help themselves.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (y7DUB)

198 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:20 AM (DU+/6)

199 Is his wrestling character called the "Butt Pirate"??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:19 AM (UHVv4)

Brings a new meaning to

he really gave his opponent a pounding last night!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:20 AM (yrol0)

200 Another picture of her, with doge:

https://tinyurl.com/2puz6pwn

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (sGnvY)

201 Pretty face, but the arms look weirdly disproportionate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (k4dH2)

202 I, Diego Maria de la Concepcion Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodr�guez, aka Diego Rivera, was the Paolo of my time. Frida was, how you say, a port in a storm.

Posted by: Diego Rivera at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (4I/2K)

203 It will be used against you!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 10:17 AM (yrol0)

I anticipate that it will, but I am old and willing to go to my maker secure in the knowledge that I lived the best I could. Hopefully he will agree.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (IUd0M)

204 Pretty face, but the arms look weirdly disproportionate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (k4dH2)
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I think you're being thrown off by the gauze oversleeves.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (AlkyK)

205 202 I, Diego Maria de la Concepcion Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodrguez, aka Diego Rivera, was the Paolo of my time. Frida was, how you say, a port in a storm.
Posted by: Diego Rivera at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (4I/2K)

==========

Were they real and spectacular? Like Salma?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (LvTSG)

206 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:20 AM (DU+/6)

Shuck my corn?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (4I/2K)

207 Cher ... the early years

Posted by: qmark at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (nGOuT)

208 Nice portrait.

So much whiteness.

Can we get some portraits of Black Russians? [There's an Eddie Murphy joke in here somewhere ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:23 AM (mZ3xv)

209 The ones in the Denver airport are more contemporary.
==============================
What the fuck is it w/The Denver Airport? There's a massive blue mustang statue "Bluecifir"that is excruciatingly anatomically correct, up to and including his sphincter opening up to...expel. He has neon red eyes, and this thing just looks demonic at a glance. The "best" part?
This sculpture killed its own artist during construction. A piece fell off and severed his femoral artery.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 02, 2021 10:23 AM (7Fj9P)

210 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*******

Shaw your cren?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:23 AM (m45I2)

211 >>> Pretty face, but the arms look weirdly disproportionate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:21 AM (k4dH2)

Curls, shoulder presses, and tricep extensions.

Posted by: Zinaida,UFC/MMA, could beat your ass at December 02, 2021 10:24 AM (LVgqo)

212 206 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:20 AM (DU+/6)

Shuck my corn?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 10:22 AM (4I/2K)
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Skin my Cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:24 AM (mZ3xv)

213 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Sift my corn.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:25 AM (4I0tJ)

214 The problem with refusing to watch any Whoreyweird tripe is missing the occasional unlikely gem like The Death of Stalin. . . .
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021

***
It's only 3-4 years old? Maybe Miss Linda can borrow it from the public library.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:25 AM (txdEq)

215 The ones in the Denver airport are more contemporary.
==============================

Seems every damn time I've been in the Denver airport, I've had to sprint from one end of the terminal to the other to pick up my connection, so I've never had time to look at the walls.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:25 AM (dfRN6)

216 Crenshaw can S*** my C***.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:18 AM (w9UC1)
++++
Sift your coal?
Sort your cash?
Sell your cars?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Sift my corn.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:25 AM (4I0tJ)

Sign my Cock?

Wait........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

217 Skin my Cats?
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021

***
"There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I can tell you, that's factually true."
( -- The evil Mayor of Sunnydale, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:26 AM (txdEq)

218 What the fuck is it w/The Denver Airport? There's a massive blue mustang statue "Bluecifir"that is excruciatingly anatomically correct, up to and including his sphincter opening up to...expel. He has neon red eyes, and this thing just looks demonic at a glance. The "best" part?
This sculpture killed its own artist during construction. A piece fell off and severed his femoral artery.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 02, 2021 10:23 AM (7Fj9P)
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Is it wrong that this has me laughing my ass off?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:26 AM (mZ3xv)

219 Seems every damn time I've been in the Denver airport, I've had to sprint from one end of the terminal to the other to pick up my connection, so I've never had time to look at the walls.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:25 AM (dfRN6)
++++
The really awful stuff is near baggage claim, so you won't see it on a connection.

Denver has egregiously awful public art. The airport (commie murals, the demon horse), downtown (enormous cleaning supplies outside the art museum, the "Gayliens" outside the theater complex), etc. It's all just so very terrible. They have one kinda cool piece of public art, which is a big statue of a cow. It's hidden away near the dumpsters behind the art museum.

Denver public art blows bigly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:27 AM (DU+/6)

220 Diego Rivera was a grotesque, obese, dumpy little Commie weirdo. He was married to Kahlo, the unkempt Marxist ape-woman. She cucked his ass with Trotsky, quite publicly. He's like the diametric opposite of Paolo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 10:27 AM (2ABQr)

221 Didn't Frida just paint herself over and over again?

******
You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021

--------------------

Georgia's paintings have style, colour, movement and life. Friday's are just ugly.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 10:27 AM (SRmHu)

222 I've seen her in person, and the photos and videos of her do not do her justice.

She is much uglier in person.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, Webb Hubbell so, yeah.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (mD/uy)

223 She cucked his ass with Trotsky, quite publicly.

Oh baby that unibrow its so...anti-bourgeois!

Posted by: Trotsky at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (ESjRY)

224 I saw Friday's are Ugly open for Ugly Mustard at The Curtain Club in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

225 My employer is now hyping the booster shot mania, saying everyone over 18 should get one. Bah, BidenBug.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (txdEq)

226 Georgia's paintings have style, colour, movement and life. Friday's are just ugly.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 10:27 AM (SRmHu)

It's all in the subject matter. And the wrist. Subject matter and wrist.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (4I/2K)

227 "Georgia's paintings have style, colour, movement and life."

Look closer.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (w9UC1)

228 >>What has he done now?

The donks have slipped the vaccine mandate into the continuing resolution, the house freedom caucus wants the Senate to take it out, McConnell the little bitch that he is, says this is not the hill to die on and that the recent actions of some courts may kill the mandate anyway.

I f***ing hate that guy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 09:58 AM (j2ai2)

----------------

Turtles are reptiles therefore McConnell is a snake.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (SRmHu)

229 225 My employer is now hyping the booster shot mania, saying everyone over 18 should get one. Bah, BidenBug.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (txdEq)

========

"Biden defeated covid, just like he promised. I am now living my life normally thanks to his heroic efforts."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

230 She probably needed a come-along to tighten that corset.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (GYllL)

231 You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM

And now, we're going to put a happy little man in a happy little boat.

Now, isn't that just wonderful?

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe as Bob Ross at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (ESjRY)

232 Denver's awful public art.
The art museum: https://is.gd/XcSt53
The Gayliens: https://is.gd/U26WiB
The demon horse: https://is.gd/4qBc6u

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (DU+/6)

233 I've seen her in person, and the photos and videos of her do not do her justice.

She is much uglier in person.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, Webb Hubbell so, yeah.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:28 AM (mD/uy)

Gag reflex warning.....

https://tinyurl.com/muy7dsrj

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Looks like J.J. picked up an admirer on the last thread at #345.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

He seemed nice. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (mD/uy)

235 We were talking about funny words people come up with many moons ago and I just thought of one.

I worked with a gal from spain that had a ton of them. One was twinkle. She used that in the place of tweak. So she was always talking about something that needed to be "twinkled". It was one of her favorite english words and always misused it. One new young employee had the temerity to point out the difference and she just had to dress him down for insulting her. She had a real chip on her shoulder.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (LVgqo)

236 The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
So, it's technically 'flat'.

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

237 The donks have slipped the vaccine mandate into the continuing resolution

We should start collecting money for primary and general election opponents of any R that votes for this.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (ESjRY)

238 Today's painting and its subject are lovely

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (eeRB6)

239 231 You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM

And now, we're going to put a happy little man in a happy little boat.

Now, isn't that just wonderful?

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe as Bob Ross at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (ESjRY)

Just make sure you don't forget the damn trees.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (mZOHK)

240 The really awful stuff is near baggage claim, so you won't see it on a connection.

I was gonna say, I had a 2 hour layover at Denver on a cross-country flight about 5 years ago and I didn't notice any particularly awful art. Certainly no anatomically correct horses with red eyes.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

241 Also, Mike Hammer is in the hospital with a brain injury. Pray for him, Horde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

On it.

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)

242 What the fuck is it w/The Denver Airport? There's a massive blue mustang statue "Bluecifir"that is excruciatingly anatomically correct, up to and including his sphincter opening up to...expel. He has neon red eyes, and this thing just looks demonic at a glance. The "best" part?
This sculpture killed its own artist during construction. A piece fell off and severed his femoral artery.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

We have a site near my old high school that was always claimed that it was an Indian burial ground.
They built three different restaurants on it. They all burned down. At the height of their popularity. Land has sat vacant for thirty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (4I0tJ)

243 O/T rant
Why is it that every mainstream software update I have gotten this year has made the product worse? Office 365 has gotten worse with each of the past three updates. My Android phone has gotten wildly worse with the past two updates. It's like the product managers have run out of ideas so they're just making everything hard to read and unreliable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (DU+/6)

244 You know what else passed through her head? Trotsky's greasy Russian dick. To Hell with that Commie whore. . . .

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021

***
Well, not literally *through* her head. Into and back out, but not out the other side. (At least, I hope not.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM (txdEq)

245 You people with your nood traditions and your nooding culture.

You make me sick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM (7F9te)

246 You may be thinking of Georgia O'Keefe, IYKWIM

And now, we're going to put a happy little man in a happy little boat.

Now, isn't that just wonderful?

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe as Bob Ross at December 02, 2021 10:29 AM (ESjRY)

Just make sure you don't forget the damn trees.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (mZOHK)

For that pine scent?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM (4I/2K)

247 You suppose a?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM (RNgbA)

248 O/T rant
Why is it that every mainstream software update I have gotten this year has made the product worse? Office 365 has gotten worse with each of the past three updates. My Android phone has gotten wildly worse with the past two updates. It's like the product managers have run out of ideas so they're just making everything hard to read and unreliable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (DU+/6)

We're on the other side of a Microsoft Defender update that labeled all O365 applications as a virus.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

249 We need common sense nooding control!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (mD/uy)

250 The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
So, it's technically 'flat'.
Posted by: SMOD

And THAT'S when the fight started, officer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (4I0tJ)

251 Whoever said this broad has Popeye arms ruined this painting for me, because she does. And she also has the posture of Grape Ape. Horrible. But she's Russian apparently, so horrible is par for the course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (QU5/8)

252 We also have the giant french fries by the highway. And the horse beneath giant chair. And the enormous blue bear preparing to ravage the convention center. And on and on.

Denver art isn't just hideous, it's all *bigly* ugly. Gigantism matched with awful taste and postmodern sensibilities. It perfectly matches this lame-o town. So I think it's appropriate, if not good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (2ABQr)

253 Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

We have a site near my old high school that was always claimed that it was an Indian burial ground.
They built three different restaurants on it. They all burned down. At the height of their popularity. Land has sat vacant for thirty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (4I0tJ)

Odd how its always fire and not a tornado, or a flood, or something that's harder to ....start.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (mZOHK)

254 Zinaida Yusupova
Not many Scrabble points there.
Posted by: radar sandwich at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (UFgOG)
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Technically zero, as proper names are verboten.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 10:34 AM (AlkyK)

255 I think you're being thrown off by the gauze oversleeves.
____________

Maybe, but the arms still look really big in comparison to her waist.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:34 AM (k4dH2)

256 251 Whoever said this broad has Popeye arms ruined this painting for me, because she does. And she also has the posture of Grape Ape. Horrible. But she's Russian apparently, so horrible is par for the course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (QU5/

Well, it isn't art so I felt it was my duty.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 02, 2021 10:34 AM (mZOHK)

257 Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

Don't ever take a shortcut through one either.

Posted by: Jerimiah Johnson at December 02, 2021 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

258 Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

We have a site near my old high school that was always claimed that it was an Indian burial ground.
They built three different restaurants on it. They all burned down. At the height of their popularity. Land has sat vacant for thirty years.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021

***
There is a legend that the Superdome is built on an ancient Indian burial site, and that was why the Saints were such a losing team for so many decades. I'm not sure about the accuracy of the Indian part. The area certainly was a rundown slum for generations. There used to be warehouses (ca. 1967) where the Dome now stands, and a Lincoln-Mercury dealership across the street from them, where a skyscraper looms now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:35 AM (txdEq)

259 "Odd how its always fire and not a tornado, or a flood, or something that's harder to ....start. "

Harder for you maybe...

Posted by: Isreali Weather Service at December 02, 2021 10:35 AM (w9UC1)

260 It could be worse, could have the Hapsburg jawline.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2021 10:35 AM (RNgbA)

261 Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (4I0tJ)

Probably shouldn't bury anything there either.

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2021 10:35 AM (OyyDO)

262 The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
So, it's technically 'flat'.
Posted by: SMOD

For the liquids to be considered 'flat,' wouldn't they once need to have been carbonated?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

263 243 O/T rant
Why is it that every mainstream software update I have gotten this year has made the product worse? Office 365 has gotten worse with each of the past three updates. My Android phone has gotten wildly worse with the past two updates. It's like the product managers have run out of ideas so they're just making everything hard to read and unreliable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:31 AM (DU+/6)

I know what you mean. Wtf is going on with modern software. I guess it just parallels the decline in competence in all other fields.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 10:36 AM (z5Vrg)

264 Odd how its always fire and not a tornado, or a flood, or something that's harder to ....start.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

Yeah, but how many Chick-fil-A's burn down? You generally don't burn up your joint when you are printing money.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (4I0tJ)

265 So the Apple v15/v15.1 update is solid right?

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (w9UC1)

266 257 Never ever, and I mean never ever build on an Indian burial ground. Bad f'n juju.

Don't ever take a shortcut through one either.
Posted by: Jerimiah Johnson at December 02, 2021 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

"But if you're being chased by hostiles, they're a good place to hide."

- Natty Bumppo

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (dfRN6)

267 >>> You people with your nood traditions and your nooding culture.

You make me sick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM (7F9te)

How dare you question my dearly held culture!

[naked, smearing myself with ketchup, getting ready to dance around a single small router while shaking a broken ethernet cable toward the sky in anticipation of n00d. I may sacrifice a keyboard if the n00d powers seem displeased.]

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (LVgqo)

268 I know what you mean. Wtf is going on with modern software. I guess it just parallels the decline in competence in all other fields.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

H1b coders.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (4I0tJ)

269 We had our older kid in the Bloomington (IN) public elementary school for about a month and a half this year, before going back to homeschooling. And he says:

(a) Every classroom had a stolen land poster that says, "You are on _______ land", with a blank for the teacher to fill in.

(b) But only one teacher had bothered to fill it in.

Anyway, this brilliant idea made me think that they should do the same thing with "You are on _____ burial grounds" acknowledgements. Might help with the Juju.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 10:38 AM (sGnvY)

270 We also have the giant french fries by the highway. And the horse beneath giant chair. And the enormous blue bear preparing to ravage the convention center. And on and on.

Denver art isn't just hideous, it's all *bigly* ugly. Gigantism matched with awful taste and postmodern sensibilities. It perfectly matches this lame-o town. So I think it's appropriate, if not good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (2ABQr)
++++
I forgot about that fucking bear.

Convention center bear: https://is.gd/jUViWd
Chair and horse: https://is.gd/BoFEI6
The giant cleaning supplies: https://is.gd/RKOLW7
The "French Fries:" https://is.gd/kZEqDX

Ugh. Denver public art. Such unfettered crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:38 AM (DU+/6)

271 H1b coders.
Posted by: rickb223

Doing the needfull.

(Whatever the fook that is.)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (mD/uy)

272 Denver's awful public art.
The art museum: https://is.gd/XcSt53

***
You could cut an airliner open with that thing!

I don't recall any of these monstrosities. Either they were put up since I left Denver in 2001, or I just never got to the areas where that sort of thing was prevalent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (txdEq)

273

H1b coders.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM (4I0tJ)

Hello for you.
I am Jamaal. I will be coding for you.

What would you like for me to do in code?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

274 251 Whoever said this broad has Popeye arms ruined this painting for me, because she does. And she also has the posture of Grape Ape. Horrible. But she's Russian apparently, so horrible is par for the course.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:33 AM (QU5/

If the forearms are that huge, what does that say for the calves? Cankles, or...thankles?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (mdjgu)

275 The code is so overgrown and not properly documented that now 'close enough' suffices until Clippy becomes self aware and plays Global Thermonuclear War.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (RNgbA)

276
Doing the needfull.

(Whatever the fook that is.)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (mD/uy)

Doing jobs Americans just won't do.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Looks like J.J. picked up an admirer on the last thread at #345.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

He seemed nice. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:30 AM (mD/uy)

I was hoping for a flounce...haven't seen one for awhile.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (AwYPR)

278 It's like the product managers have run out of ideas so they're just making everything hard to read and unreliable.

Speaking as someone who's been in tech for 25 years, the difference is that your software's now majority made by SJW Millennials, as opposed to 15 years ago when it wasn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (ZGrMX)

279 Quite lovely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (csEWM)

280
The area certainly was a rundown slum for generations.

__________

Guess New Orleans is built on an Indian burial ground then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (/U27+)

281 I'm a little late to the party, but if you ever go to St Petersburg you should see the Yusupov Palace. The family wealth rivaled the Czars (some historians think they were wealthier than the royal family).

Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (/VWLE)

282 Sponge might know the area I'm talking about. North of Lewisville on 35, just after the bridge over the lake and before Corinth on the west side. A mound area. Used to have a famous catfish restaurant and then a steakhouse on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (4I0tJ)

283
Ugh. Denver public art. Such unfettered crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:38 AM (DU+/6)

The entire state's image is based on pot, so........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

284 With respect to the arms. It all looks nicer and more proportional if you look at the full painting that someone else already linked to.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:41 AM (LVgqo)

285 I don't recall any of these monstrosities. Either they were put up since I left Denver in 2001, or I just never got to the areas where that sort of thing was prevalent.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (txdEq)
++++
A lot of it is post-2001. The new Denver Art Museum - a Daniel Liebskind monstrosity that is not only sinfully ugly but also a terrible, failed building - was something of a turning point. 2006, I think, was when it opened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:41 AM (DU+/6)

286 She cucked his ass with Trotsky, quite publicly. He's like the diametric opposite of Paolo.
----------------
Doesn't speak well of Trotsky. You'd figure he could score some prime Commie ass. But, evidently not.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:42 AM (yRved)

287 Sponge might know the area I'm talking about. North of Lewisville on 35, just after the bridge over the lake and before Corinth on the west side. A mound area. Used to have a famous catfish restaurant and then a steakhouse on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:40 AM (4I0tJ)

Yep.....my wife worked with a dental hygienist who's family owned the catfish restaurant.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

288 For the liquids to be considered 'flat,' wouldn't they once need to have been carbonated?

It will be. I can see it.

Posted by: Greta T. at December 02, 2021 10:42 AM (nfrXX)

289 You people with your nood traditions and your nooding culture.
You make me sick.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 10:32 AM

Biologically, it's a developed survival mechanism. It helps keep people from commenting on a Thread past its comment age-out date, and getting banned.

Think of it as Evolution in Action.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 10:43 AM (a3Q+t)

290 The area certainly was a rundown slum for generations.
__________

Guess New Orleans is built on an Indian burial ground then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021

***
If so, a lot of burial grounds got washed away by the continual rain and hurricane floods since 1718.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)

291 Looks like J.J. picked up an admirer on the last thread at #345.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I hope JJ doesn't let that ruin his Honkin' Hannukah !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 10:43 AM (arJlL)

292 Ugh. Denver public art. Such unfettered crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

******

Well Grand Junction has the commie Dalton Trumbo in a bathtub down on Main Street.

https://tinyurl.com/5ha878md

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:44 AM (m45I2)

293 Well Grand Junction has the commie Dalton Trumbo in a bathtub down on Main Street.

https://tinyurl.com/5ha878md
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:44 AM (m45I2)
++++
Gross. Why? I mean, just, WHY?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:44 AM (DU+/6)

294 With respect to the arms. It all looks nicer and more proportional if you look at the full painting that someone else already linked to.

I'm gonna stick to my guns. Spinach or no, this lady gives you a handjob, your meat would explode like the Challenger. Shit flying off in multiple directions. Onlookers gasping. "Is it supposed to do that?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (QU5/8)

295 It looks like you're trying to start a nuclear war over Taiwan. Would you like some help?

Posted by: Clippy at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (UHVv4)

296 I'm gonna stick to my guns. Spinach or no, this lady gives you a handjob, your meat would explode like the Challenger. Shit flying off in multiple directions. Onlookers gasping. "Is it supposed to do that?"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (QU5/

++++
That's called the "Kung Fu Grip"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (DU+/6)

297 Zinaida Yusupova.
Not many scrabble points there.

Posted by: radar sandwich at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (/NWJc)

298 295 It looks like you're trying to start a nuclear war over Taiwan. Would you like some help?
Posted by: Clippy at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (UHVv4)

=========

Is that you, Gandhi?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

299 Well Grand Junction has the commie Dalton Trumbo in a bathtub down on Main Street.

https://tinyurl.com/5ha878md
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021

***
Is GJ where Trumbo was from?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (txdEq)

300 I imagine lace is very difficult to paint.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

You just tape it tight to the car, and hit it with the spray gun. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:46 AM (P3gRi)

301 ++++
Gross. Why? I mean, just, WHY?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:44 AM (DU+/6)

Pueblo, Colorado has become the biggest producer of pure THC. They produce TCH so pure, people's brains are melting. There's no FDA regulation on the levels of THC they can produce, so they're creating useless zombies for cash.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

302 I'm gonna stick to my guns. Spinach or no, this lady gives you a handjob, your meat would explode like the Challenger. Shit flying off in multiple directions. Onlookers gasping. "Is it supposed to do that?"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021

***
Onlookers???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (txdEq)

303 [naked, smearing myself with ketchup, getting ready to dance around a single small router while shaking a broken ethernet cable toward the sky in anticipation of n00d. I may sacrifice a keyboard if the n00d powers seem displeased.]
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:37 AM

Apostate!!!!!

Posted by: Catsup Devotees of AoSHQ at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (a3Q+t)

304 Global food prices up 27% year over year for November. Includes dairy and wheat.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (UHVv4)

305 It looks like you're trying to start a nuclear war over Taiwan. Would you like some help?
Posted by: Clippy at December 02, 2021 10:45 AM (UHVv4)
++++
We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience, as it appears that a beta version of ClipIt that was not production-ready was accidentally released in the latest update.

We will be issuing an emergency patch to correct this behavior. The detection messaging will be changed to:
It looks like you're trying to preemptively surrender in a game of nuclear brinkmanship in the Pacific. Would you like some help?

Posted by: Microsoft O365 Product Management at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (DU+/6)

306 "Think of it as Evolution in Action."

Kinda like how the ONT crowd mixes with the morning crowd.
The morning crowd and the Art crowd are always cordial.
The Day-walkers though, unless you've been accepted can be a coarse lot.
Evenings are sometimes dark with the early re-emergence of the the ONT's. Best to leave them be. They are unrefined and cannibalistic at times.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (w9UC1)

307 304 Global food prices up 27% year over year for November. Includes dairy and wheat.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (UHVv4)

=========

Inflation is a myth. Also it's good for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

308 302 I'm gonna stick to my guns. Spinach or no, this lady gives you a handjob, your meat would explode like the Challenger. Shit flying off in multiple directions. Onlookers gasping. "Is it supposed to do that?"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021

***
Onlookers???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (txdEq)

This is Europe after all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (z5Vrg)

309 Onlookers???

Don't slutshame me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (QU5/8)

310 ***
Onlookers???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:47 AM (txdEq)

You don't get your hanje's in public?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

311 Just wanted to pop in and say the sidebar video is funny as s***.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (Kab4E)

312 Zinaida is best known as the mother of Prince Felix Yusupov, the murderer of Rasputin. She escaped revolutionary Russia and spent her remaining years living in exile.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2021 09:33 AM (yrol0)

If ever an extra-judicial killing was an execution, that of Rasputin was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (P3gRi)

313 >>> If so, a lot of burial grounds got washed away by the continual rain and hurricane floods since 1718.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)

A good bit of Savannah is recycled graves. You run out of room to build and you're not too concerned with what's in the ground. Like one big poltergeist city.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (LVgqo)

314 Inflation is a myth. Also it's good for you.
----------------
Maybe Biden can offer coupons?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (yRved)

315 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not a bad painting. She's pretty. I wonder what's for breakfast?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (axyOa)

316 314 Inflation is a myth. Also it's good for you.
----------------
Maybe Biden can offer coupons?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (yRved)

==========

That sounds very New Deal-like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

317 Onlookers???

We've seen things.

Posted by: Your household pets at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (4I/2K)

318
Hello for you.
I am Jamaal. I will be coding for you.
What would you like for me to do in code?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Create a button on the main gui. Lable it 'submit'. Code the following for when the button is pressed by a user:
Close the user's browser.
Delete the user's fikes.
Run the command 'fdisk /mbr'.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (IJES/)

319 Kinda like how the ONT crowd mixes with the morning crowd.
The morning crowd and the Art crowd are always cordial.
The Day-walkers though, unless you've been accepted can be a coarse lot.
Evenings are sometimes dark with the early re-emergence of the the ONT's. Best to leave them be. They are unrefined and cannibalistic at times.
Posted by: IP

Some of us walk all the lands.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:50 AM (4I0tJ)

320 Forgot....

Test that code in your own platfprm

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 10:50 AM (IJES/)

321 I hate it when my fike is deleted.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 10:51 AM (AlkyK)

322 Is GJ where Trumbo was from?

*******

Yes it is. I'm not proud of that shared legacy, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 10:51 AM (m45I2)

323 I'm gonna stick to my guns. Spinach or no, this lady gives you a handjob, your meat would explode like the Challenger. Shit flying off in multiple directions. Onlookers gasping. "Is it supposed to do that?"
______________

Are the onlookers on a platform with stadium seating, like the Challenger viewers were?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:51 AM (k4dH2)

324 Onlookers???

We've seen things.
Posted by: Your household pets at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM

So have we. *shudder*

Posted by: The Indian Ghosts in Your House at December 02, 2021 10:51 AM (m+jkK)

325 "Some of us walk all the lands. "

I overlooked them, I apologize.
These are the true nomads of the HQ, traveling freely, knowing no borders, knowing no rulers. They are surely the chosen ones.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:52 AM (w9UC1)

326 275 The code is so overgrown and not properly documented that now 'close enough' suffices until Clippy becomes self aware and plays Global Thermonuclear War.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2021 10:39 AM (RNgbA)

--------------------------------

Microsoft should never have removed chess from its game pack.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2021 10:52 AM (CAJOC)

327
I fart my own reality.

The only thing I know is that I fart because I need to, and I shit whatever passes through my gut without any other consideration.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:53 AM (5NkmN)

328 Anybody have a good read on Frida Kahlo? She seems to be admired by the NPR type dimwits although sometimes they fuck up and get something right despite themselves.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 02, 2021 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

AKAIK, she was a Commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:53 AM (P3gRi)

329 327
I fart my own reality.

The only thing I know is that I fart because I need to, and I shit whatever passes through my gut without any other consideration.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 10:53 AM (5NkmN)

=========

Those aren't farts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

330 "Some of us walk all the lands. "

I overlooked them, I apologize.
These are the true nomads of the HQ, traveling freely, knowing no borders, knowing no rulers. They are surely the chosen ones.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:52 AM (w9UC1)

By God's holy trousers, they must be Holy Men!

Posted by: Daniel Dravot at December 02, 2021 10:53 AM (4I/2K)

331 Nooding is a racist dog whistle for White Supremacist violence.

"Art Thread is Nood" anagram:

Death and/or Riots

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 10:54 AM (7F9te)

332 I know what you mean. Wtf is going on with modern software. I guess it just parallels the decline in competence in all other fields.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 10:36 AM (z5Vrg)

The underlying premise of software as a service is continuous upgrades. When was the last time that a word processor added something which was actually an upgrade?

The managers come up with new "ideas" based on stupid shit they saw on youtube and it gets put in with little to no thought about how it'll affect the whole because everyone is just trying to milk as much cash from the company as possible before moving on to destroy the next one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at December 02, 2021 10:54 AM (IUd0M)

333 Inflation is magic. It makes you rich.

And don't say that Ruskie lady's name backards.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 10:54 AM (taPSh)

334 [naked, smearing myself with ketchup, getting ready to dance around a single small router while shaking a broken ethernet cable toward the sky in anticipation of n00d. I may sacrifice a keyboard if the n00d powers seem displeased.]
Posted by: banana Dream

Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

335 316 314 Inflation is a myth. Also it's good for you.
----------------
Maybe Biden can offer coupons?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:49 AM (yRved)

==========

That sounds very New Deal-like.
-------------------
Maybe if you get enough coupons you can trade them in for an Obama Tee Shirt or something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (yRved)

336
Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

Plenum grade?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

337
The managers come up with new "ideas" based on stupid shit they saw on youtube and it gets put in with little to no thought about how it'll affect the whole because everyone is just trying to milk as much cash from the company as possible before moving on to destroy the next one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at December 02, 2021 10:54 AM (IUd0M)

This is what is wrong with 'agile' development. There are NO checks or balances for implementing stupid stuff, just because.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 10:56 AM (IJES/)

338 "Some of us walk all the lands. "

I overlooked them, I apologize.
These are the true nomads of the HQ, traveling freely, knowing no borders, knowing no rulers. They are surely the chosen ones.
Posted by: IP

Not really chosen. Just insomniacs.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (4I0tJ)

339 Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)
++++
10GBASE-T Category 7 cable. Plenum-rated with strain relief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (DU+/6)

340 Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

Plenum grade?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Footage?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (4I/2K)

341 336
Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

Plenum grade?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

CAT 7 eff the world.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (IJES/)

342 Just wanted to pop in and say the sidebar video is funny as s***.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:48 AM (Kab4E)

Meh, but she IS kinda hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

343 Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

Plenum grade?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Remember gold plated RCA cables for your stereo?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (AwYPR)

344 Agility trials >>> agile development

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (AlkyK)

345 Noodling is when you stick you hand in a hole and pull out a bullhead. Pretty much Proctology.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (yRved)

346 Shot.

Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
A High School Football Player Rushed A School Shooter And Sacrificed His Own Life To Save His Classmates

Chaser.

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (FVME7)

347 325 "Some of us walk all the lands. "

I overlooked them, I apologize.
These are the true nomads of the HQ, traveling freely, knowing no borders, knowing no rulers. They are surely the chosen ones.

Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 10:52 AM (w9UC1)
--------------------------

That's me too. I work from home and watch the HQ pretty much all the time, spraying my sometimes amusing but generally forgettable seed across all threads. We are the dandelions and chickweed of commenters.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (lNHqD)

348 @KeithOlbermann
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (FVME7)
++++
Keith Olberman is a world-class shit heel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (DU+/6)

349 345 Noodling is when you stick you hand in a hole and pull out a bullhead. Pretty much Proctology.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 10:57 AM (yRved)

-----------------------

This is about me, isn't it...

Posted by: S. Fluke at December 02, 2021 10:59 AM (CAJOC)

350 348 Keith Olberman is a world-class shit heel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (DU+/6)

==========

"But he's our world class shit heel!"
-Nobody

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

351
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (FVME7)

Keith, point on the doll where your daddy, uncle and brother touched you.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

352
Yusupova?

No! You supova, asshole!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2021 10:59 AM (5NkmN)

353 We are the dandelions and chickweed of commenters.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

I'm not that pretty. More of a crabgrass commenter.

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 11:00 AM (P1f+c)

354
That's me too. I work from home and watch the HQ pretty much all the time, spraying my sometimes amusing but generally forgettable seed across all threads. We are the dandelions and chickweed of commenters.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (lNHqD)

And those of us making the wall of shame are the kudzoo holding it all together.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 11:00 AM (IJES/)

355 Wait, wait...... this is important.....

Cat5 or Cat6 ethernet cable?
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 10:55 AM (P1f+c)

My mouse just shit on my desk.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:00 AM (axyOa)

356 "...I paint whatever passes through my head without any other consideration."

--

Good summation for most modern day artists. And speaking of Mike Hammer, prayers up for a speedy recovery, good sir!

Nice art today. Pretty lady.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:00 AM (sVtYq)

357 NOOD APE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)

358 Keith Olberman is a world-class shit heel.

--

At least we can get some satisfaction knowing the world-class sh*t heel lives a very miserable existence. Because he does. He has a very polluted brain.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (sVtYq)

359 Just wanted to pop in and say the sidebar video is funny as s***.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021
*
Meh, but she IS kinda hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021

***
Tome, cute rather than hot. She IS lucky she didn't get her face smashed in by those Antifa idiots. With her luck, after the video, she should buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (txdEq)

360 I like JJ's MR.

He can do what he wants.

Just don't show any Jerry Lewis movies.

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:03 AM (arJlL)

361 Well Grand Junction has the commie Dalton Trumbo in a bathtub down on Main Street.

-
GJ prefers Trumbo in a bathtub to Gal Gadot in a bathtub. I can't even . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:03 AM (FVME7)

362 @KeithOlbermann
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:58 AM (FVME7)
++++
Keith Olberman is a world-class shit heel.
__________

This kid died to save the lives of other kids.

Keith would have preferred if he had just let the other kids die. Because they deserved to die, since the shooter's mother apparently has beliefs that Keith doesn't approve of.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (k4dH2)

363 Remember gold plated RCA cables for your stereo?

Monster cables. Run them across the floor instead of along the baseboard so all your buds will see them and be impressed. If they don't notice, feel free to point out how much you spent.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (nfrXX)

364 "Just wanted to pop in and say the sidebar video is funny as s***.
Posted by: redchief"

They did look pretty dejected by her mocking. She should have asked them to break some windows to fight fascism.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:07 AM (MxEKc)

365 Also, Mike Hammer is in the hospital with a brain injury. Pray for him, Horde.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 10:16 AM (2ABQr)

Oh, crap! What happened? Did he fall or something? Hammer is one of the good guys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (P3gRi)

366 See that necklace?
Sad Carlotta.
"Judy, you shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (zMFmR)

367 346
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

How is Keith still single and unemployable? It's a mystery.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (NsE9F)

368 Pueblo, Colorado has become the biggest producer of pure THC. They produce TCH so pure, people's brains are melting. There's no FDA regulation on the levels of THC they can produce, so they're creating useless zombies for cash.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Just like Pfizer, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (P3gRi)

369 im giving her 2 thumbs-up .

Posted by: dr kill at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (QLznQ)

370 250 The Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
So, it's technically 'flat'.
Posted by: SMOD

So when we try to carbonate the water so the world will no longer be flat, and matching what The Science tells us, we're actually the good guys.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (IEiDI)

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