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Mid-Morning Art Thread
William H. D. Koerner [Hat Tip: Lizzy]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: King Harv at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: JROD at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: The Horse at December 03, 2021 09:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
How many quatloos do I get?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM
Dammit, TJM, you beat me to it!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (nxdel)
We used to get the SEP when I was a kid. I loved it. It had reprints from all the old issues and I glommed onto the Rockwell and Leyendecker illustrations.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM
I made it out to the Norman Rockwell Museum this summer. It's definitely worth the trip if you're in the area.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:34 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I should think a crawfish playing a clarinet would be hangable.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (llON8)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's at an updated Western art exhibit at the Denver Art Museum - 7th floor. They pulled out a bunch of paintings from storage and put them on display in the old building while they were recently repairing the new building (lure locals back). They have some fabulous stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (bDqIh)
From the kiechelart.com site:
"Zane Grey, popular novelist, used his illustrations in his novels. Koerner worked primarily from New York but kept a summer studio near the Crow reservation in Montana."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
You're obviously not a guitar player. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (1Lrz1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (jYQlA)
William H. D. Koerner
No one puts Sallie in a Koerner !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM
No, consarn it! I said the sheriff is a {Bonnnggggg}!
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at December 03, 2021 09:37 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 09:37 AM (1Lrz1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (VwHCD)
I have zero musical talents.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021
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Somebody has probably painted just that.
You know the old story of the sailor who, when he retired, started walking inland with an oar, and when he got to a place where no one knew what the oar was for, he settled down? That'll be me, only I'll use a pic of a crawfish. (Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (vrYHn)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Sheriff at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ziba at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (txdEq)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9e99c7
Scroll down for paintings. I love the name "Eagle of Delight".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Funny if he ended up at a MoMe and was told to stir the chili so the carrots did not burn.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (yrol0)
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (RHGPo)
Don't reply "yes" -- that would be off-topic. I can probably wait without hurting myself.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (Do5/p)
Tsk, tsk. Don't you remember yesterday? You're supposed to know what time the art thread is posted.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Jethros 8th is always carry a pocket knife.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM
The Paolo, he does have the very full social calendar. It is a heavy burden, but the Paolo, he bears it in silence for the sake of the ladies.
Posted by: Paolo at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (TeuoI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
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The Vulture of Disgust, not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (/U27+)
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you
Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Jussie Wallace at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (RHGPo)
Just pawn in game of life!
Posted by: Mongo at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021
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Not a fast-draw holster. Looks like one worn by a man who wants his gun ready when he needs it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: FBI at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Sam Elliott at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
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The Vulture of Disgust, not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)
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The Shrike of Shame and Penury
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (yrol0)
We're on it!
Posted by: FBI at December 03, 2021 09:41 AM (HmZuC)
This time we'll send FIFTEEN agents!!!
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE. at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (llON8)
Van Johnson: Oh, thank you, Sheriff! Oh, thank you very much! Thank you!
[runs to the door and flings it open]
Van Johnson: [shouting] The fool's going to... I mean, the sheriff's going to do it!
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:40 AM (AlkyK)
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The Shrike of Shame and Penury
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:42 AM
Let us not forget the Swallow of Career Advancement.
Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (m+jkK)
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Kamala
Is that a laden or unladen Swallow?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (mD/uy)
++++
Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (HmZuC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
The spiffy lads of his ads would be horrified at the pajamafication of the American Male.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
Maybe we *will* take the micks. But the cheese-eating surrender monkeys have to go to Canadia!
Posted by: All of the town Johnsons at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
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La Societe Anonyme d'Hippophage sez "Oui"!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (LtGlA)
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Must be. Otherwise we wouldn't have the expression, "if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
I'm havin' the time of my life! Weeeeeeee!
Posted by: The Jug On The Bench at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Kamala
Is that a laden or unladen Swallow?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (mD/uy)
Yeah! and is it European or African?
Posted by: Guy on the bridge at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
I'm havin' the time of my life! Weeeeeeee!
Posted by: The Jug On The Bench at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (XXeDg)
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"The things I've seen..."
-The bench
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
2. Don't enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all...
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (9ZHSu)
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Even the horse!
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
The horse knows the guy's gonna start singin'
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (arJlL)
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)
This sounds awfully restrictive.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: 496
It used to be the 'Eleventh Law" but then, five was right out.
So. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (UvMeP)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM
*gulp*
Unladen, now.
Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: 496
It used to be the 'Eleventh Law" but then, five was right out.
So. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (mD/uy)
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And the Lord did grin.
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 03, 2021 09:48 AM (nLrWw)
It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)
It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)
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See what being the fun police brings?
Not but penury and suffering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
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We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)
It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (DtPyH)
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In that case, I'll go tell the others right away!
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 09:50 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (nbXPl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:51 AM (FVME7)
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
-
We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)
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Baldwin: He listen man, I'm the victim here.
Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (VJsqe)
@ABC
.@GStephanopoulos: "Do you feel guilt?"
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
-
We need some "I did that" stickers for Alec.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (FVME7)
Feeling guilt requires a conscience. Now, if the families win a lawsuit, maybe he'll feel a little pinch in his checkbook.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (llON8)
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Why the long face, Mr Ed??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:52 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)
Shouldn't you get a few bids first?
Posted by: Edward Snowden at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (F0YaR)
++++
Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021
***
Wait until the Apaches or Comanches surround the homestead like in Hondo. She'll wish the sheriff was with her then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)
*sings*
Out there on Wall street markets fall
Thanks to policies of Senile Joe
Plummeting stocks retirees need
All to satisfy Dumb Joe's greed
Oh, no no go away Joe
Oh, no no fuck you Joe
Middle class woes but you don't care
You get your ten percent a sniff girl's hair
*bows*
*exits stage right*
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (5NkmN)
The lawsuit coming will get to the real story unless he pays out under the table.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (TeuoI)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (mZ3xv)
Ned Kelley's Last Stand - Kowloon 1986 - never met an Aussie before then
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 09:29 AM (5iUNf)
Boswell, god I loved that place. hit it 7 times between 93 and 96. Hong Kong was a favorite port, and Kowloon was the best. I lost most of a day in that place since we got there for lunch and it was my birfday...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (txdEq)
I get the impression that you aren't completely happy living in N.O.
It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM
The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 09:47 AM (uXonU)
Shouldn't you get a few bids first?
Posted by: Edward Snowden at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (F0YaR)
No, dummy, you only share if you *don't* get paid. IYKWWM.
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE. at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (llON8)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (VJsqe)
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
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From a legal standpoint, it would be inadvisable to answer that question. But his answer is silly. He should be prosecuted. I suspect he will plea out on a reckless handling of a firearm charge.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
You can't tell from the Denver Art Museum website, but the Victor Higgins paintings were luminous - gorgeous colors! All of the Taos painting were great. We wondering how many people miss this collection because it's on the top floor of the old building, as far from the fancy new entrance and special exhibit space as one can get.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (bDqIh)
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021
***
Aw, you people are no fun!
Posted by: Trelane, Squire of Gothos at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
The lawsuit coming will get to the real story unless he pays out under the table.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (TeuoI)
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"It was the hidden sniper on the set! I learned somewhere that it ain't art if there's no sniper in it ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (mZ3xv)
Ain't That a Kick in the Head? - a limerick
A cowpoke named Homer B. Flatt
Had a brain purt' near big as a gnat
He was terribly dense
Just an ounce of horse sense
That he kept in a ten gallon hat
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (9ZHSu)
"I sprang to the stirrup and Joris and he.
I galloped, Dirk galloped, we galloped all three"
Anapest forever !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (uuklp)
In a topologically-complete 21-dimensional system with an open boundary, entropic effects reduce to irrelevance.
Posted by: Fake Physics, Fifth Edition at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (DU+/6)
It appears it is a valuable and necessary service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM
Sometimes the only way young'uns learn is through experience.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)
Don't trust whitey.
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 03, 2021
***
The Lord choves a leerful giver
Posted by: Trelane, Squire of Gothos at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (txdEq)
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Such toxic masculinity. She's a strong, powerful, fierce woman and she doesn't need no man to tend to her horses!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021
***
Wait until the Apaches or Comanches surround the homestead like in Hondo. She'll wish the sheriff was with her then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (txdEq)
Our fast-action social workers will leap into service and resolve the conflict peacefully!
Posted by: Super SMAHHHHRRRT Police Defunders at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (llON8)
I, I didn't have a good breakfast this morning is all, and that damn dog barked right then, you know I'm good for four, ... five minutes easy!
...
If that dog hadn't barked is all. And ... and why do you have to always wear that fine hat you know I can't l last but a few moments lookin' down at a sexy mushroom!
GuuulDarnit!
https://bit.ly/3og94mJ
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)
Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
And it's just a coincidence they all follow the same religion.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (cQd8v)
"Pffffft! Pikers."
-- Hannah Dustin
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Copycats.
Posted by: Australia at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (llON8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021
*
I get the impression that you aren't completely happy living in N.O.
It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021
***
My position statement on that is about as subtle as a sledgehammer blow to the head.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
In a topologically-complete 21-dimensional system with an open boundary, entropic effects reduce to irrelevance.
Posted by: Fake Physics, Fifth Edition at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM
Imagine a perfectly spherical cow ...
Posted by: Neil DeGrass Tyson at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
And it's just a coincidence they all follow the same religion.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (cQd8v)
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"Southern evangelical Christian?!"
-American Jews
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 09:58 AM (cQd8v)
-- Hannah Dustin
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM
A most cromulent local reference.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021
***
Sounds like a new brand of roach spray!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VxC1e)
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I've been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
Didja buy a paper ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
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*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:49 AM (Dc2NZ)
Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM (F0YaR)
That would be so entertaining that even CBD wouldn't mind.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (Dc2NZ)
A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
Posted by: Ferengi Rules of Acquisition at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:00 AM (Dc2NZ)
When up pops the wife
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (ZLI7S)
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930
Have Yoko SING Prometheus !
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)
Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"
=====
In fairness, my five-year-old is more of a libertarian, and he pulls the same shit.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
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Where are getting that info. I'm lost as to the severity of this tally discrepancy.
Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (G0vdT)
It's subtle, but I am getting that vibe...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 09:53 AM (Q9lwr)
He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...
I live on the MS GC; same climate, much less griping. It's a freakin' choice. Move, fer G_d's sake.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (F0YaR)
Kemp just ask for a new audit of Fulton County.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
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So, Kemp wants to clean up Fulton County before they can tip the scales for Abrams and he loses his phony baloney job, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quark at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (CAJOC)
She could keep a derringer in there too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (m45I2)
-Mysterious Cowboy
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)
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I've been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
I've been blackout in there before. and then ran with the hash house harriers in Kowloon...
it was a rough port call.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (8D42x)
"Florida teen arrested in threat against same high school in Parkland where 17 died in 2018 mass shooting."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (UHVv4)
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
Typical asshole leftist "the gun did it"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 09:59 AM (VwHCD)
Heh. "The [anyone and/or anything else but definitely NOT ME] did it."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (llON8)
#starTrek
#sloppyWriting
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)
-Mysterious Cowboy
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)
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You feed him scrambled eggs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (mZ3xv)
He whines more than a tranny that has only 2nd gear left...
I live on the MS GC; same climate, much less griping. It's a freakin' choice. Move, fer G_d's sake.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021
***
Trying to move, guv'nor. I'm going to have my SS kick in next year, take my pension, and -- if I can still afford it -- clear out.
The problem being that my lady friend Miss Linda loves it here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (txdEq)
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930
You've already mentioned the Movie With No Name today; quit weaseling like Psaki with an unanswerable question.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2021 09:54 AM (bDqIh)
Probably because the staff consider those works to be rube, white person art that shows humanity and solid values and they prefer showing displays of canned artist poop, and anti-religious art.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Catherine The Great at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (K2SnJ)
Baldwin is a Lefty narcissistic asshole ( redundant) but I would like to think it was the word 'guilt' that formed his answer. I would like to hear what his answer would be if the question was Do you feel any responsibility for what happened? Probably the same answer but question less criminal in nature.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:05 AM (F0YaR)
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THAT BIT WAS HILARIOUS AND YOU PEOPLE ARE HUMORLOUS RUBES!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
******
All shticks eventually lose their appeal, if they ever had any. Maybe it's time to let this one fade into obscurity. Please. For everybody's sake.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Try posting about your vasectomy at CBD comment #78, and find out.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 09:56 AM
There's a vas deferens between Eris and those who get vasectomies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (eGTCV)
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Not really.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (AlkyK)
I was trying to figure out how a choppadickoffame has gears for a second there. I'm shocked car guys get away with using the word "tranny" on YouTube still.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (ZGrMX)
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If you can't make your comment without an ampersand, it wasn't as brilliant as you think. /s
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
SNORT! Geeze, this place.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:07 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (eGTCV)
Using a text cleaner like this will help:
http://www.stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mDnRM)
Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)
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Coin purse?
Everybody knows back then nobody had to lock their doors ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Man with 'the horse' at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (TRGyz)
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Yes, I think he means real people -- the prop manager, firearms chick and her staff, alleged pissed-off MAGA union guy, anyone else -- and not the gun mysteriously fired line.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (UHVv4)
Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)
++++
That's my take. "I pointed the thing and dropped the hammer but I didn't pull the trigger, so it's not my fault."
Odd rationalization, that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (DU+/6)
#starTrek
#sloppyWriting
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)
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I rather like the "Greed is eternal" version, as it seems like a mirror-universe version of the 10th commandment.
Posted by: No One at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (mD/uy)
Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)
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Old and Busted: Magic Bullet Theory.
New Hotness: Magic Shooter Theory.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (mZ3xv)
Everybody knows back then nobody had to lock their doors ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)
Castiron cellphone. They were a lot heavier back then.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (XXeDg)
"You STILL don't talk about Fight Club, dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:10 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
++++
Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Alien: Covenant at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
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Algorithms will be the death of us all.
[h/t Skynet]
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)
Polite golf clap.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (F0YaR)
Laid-Off Journalist Trying To Learn To Code Horrified To Discover The Code Is Binary
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (LtGlA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (F0YaR)
++++
Polite? This ain't the book thread, Gnu!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
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It's close enough to, "The armorer failed to train me properly," that I think maybe that's where he's going.
"Like any normal person, I had no idea that a gun could fire without pulling the trigger."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (sGnvY)
-Mysterious Cowboy
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:03 AM (/VWLE)
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You feed him scrambled eggs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (AlkyK)
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You ride his frozen corpse down the mountain like a sled.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (NsE9F)
++++
Heh. Reminds me of a "rule" of analysis I once saw:
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
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Yep. Did that yesterday and got out of XOM and F and shorted like shit. I like the 30 minute chart.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:57 AM (yrol0)
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to officially kickoff his re-election campaign
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 03, 2021 10:12 AM (rahKx)
I would go farther--Roe is holding back a sea change in the entire federal system.
Roe is the linchpin that "the federal government is the final authority on all questions" hangs on.
Overturning Roe would be second only to ending the Marbury rule in weakening the federal government.
Because overturning Roe would be an admission by the Court that "we must only address the Constitutionally of the law and can only uphold the law upon specific, clear Constitutional support."
Remember: Thomas has been on record for decades saying we need to overturn the Slaughterhouse case--economic liberty is as important as every other Constitutional right.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:13 AM (ATaz/)
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If it was a cut & paste, the "one-piece" ellipsis will also stop the comment from going through as well as en- and em-dashes.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:13 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
"Like any normal person, I had no idea that a gun could fire without pulling the trigger."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
Have him pick up the gun in court. Odds are, his finger will curl around the trigger immediately.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (uXonU)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)
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You and your ampersand privilege...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
By Jove, I think this person has 'got it'. Trump has already endorsed his main challenger in the primary, Herschel Walker.
Flop sweats.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)
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He's been in something like 15 movies IIRC where he's fired a firearm.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (UHVv4)
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
This would imply that people had glasses. Now I'm pert near blind and have about as thick lenses as you can make the very high-density polymers now. But I think I'm in the minority still.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (XXeDg)
Flop sweats.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)
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Walker is running for Senate, not governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Walker - Senator
Kemp - Governor
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2021 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)
Don't get snippy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (Q9lwr)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
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Die Hard. Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Is it talking about the ten commandments, and if so, what the heck happened? Who did the coveting? the horse?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (hlxe7)
To determine if a trend is meaningful, look at the long-term chart without your glasses on. If you can still see the trend, it's meaningful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
This would imply that people had glasses. Now I'm pert near blind and have about as thick lenses as you can make the very high-density polymers now. But I think I'm in the minority still.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (XXeDg)
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Think of it as an opportunity. You could have a lucrative career in trend analysis with little competition!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (LtGlA)
Flop sweats.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:16 AM (F0YaR)
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Herschel (DGD!) is running for senate against Warnock.
Trump is pushing David Perdue to get into the Gov GPO primary, but he hasnt yet. Vernon Jones and others are already in the primary race as well.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (rahKx)
Kemp - Governor
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)
Abrams - Tank
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (yrol0)
I would go farther--Roe is holding back a sea change in the entire federal system.
Roe is the linchpin that "the federal government is the final authority on all questions" hangs on.
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That would be me @417, and I don't disagree with your added thoughts. Except that Marbury is not nearly as bad as many make it. Marbury is good law. Judicial supremacy is bad law.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:02 AM (F0YaR)
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Is it bad that my mind went to song lyrics?
You got your hair permed
You got your dress on
Screaming that second gear
is such a turn-on
Probably bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
I don't think a muppet wearing very low-cut panties would be as riveting as Sigourney Weaver...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:14 AM (LtGlA)
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Amazeballs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& """""""""""""""" '''''''
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: andycanuck
And hasn't learned a thing, which would lead one to think he is a blithering idiot.
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (qpolg)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Any movie with Gary Oldman.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (cQd8v)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM
Miss Piggy...the last survivor of the Nostromo. Alien never knew what hit it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (m+jkK)
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)
I see you beat me to it. I'm still wondering who/what was coveted and who did the coveting?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (hlxe7)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
----------------------
Fatal Attraction. Glenn Close
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (eGTCV)
With a special guest appearance by Wilford Brimley's mustache!
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (EqQ9Z)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (yrol0)
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Now I'm reconsidering Hunt for Red October in a different light. One where he accidentally shoots Jonesy.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
Bu, bu, but, then we'd have to do actual work. We couldn't blame the courts for us not getting things done.
Posted by: CONgress at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (7bRMQ)
Walker - Senator
Kemp - Governor
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)
My bad.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (mZ3xv)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Farscape
Claudia Black
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (cQd8v)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Christmas Vaca Snot the Dog
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:21 AM (XXeDg)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
----------------------
Silent Running:
Dewey.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (NsE9F)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
----------------------------
Muppets Christmas Carol
Michael Caine
...
...
Wait, I don't think I did that right...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (JZMvH)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:20 AM (EqQ9Z)
Humph. Mine's better.
Posted by: Avery Schreiber at December 03, 2021 10:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (Pw26M)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (CAJOC)
When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
Open a Chrome or Firefox web browser. (Note: Safari will not work for Name & Pronouns Recording recording.)
Columbia U hates Apple!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (yrol0)
The overall point is correct. He's only doing this now because he is running for re-election. We've all known since November 2020 that Fulton County is what tipped the race for Biden and then for the Senate.
And when I say all I particularly mean Kemp.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (sb+Cg)
R Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (Pw26M)
When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
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There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house.
And I don't live in the sticks.
It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (XXeDg)
That Baldwin bit was a decent if demented try but for my personal favorite, I'm sticking with the guy who told the judge: "I was just standing on the corner, cleaning my knife when this guy ran up and jumped on it 27 times.".
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Gene Shalit at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
i agree. Fret is a great word.
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (cQd8v)
R Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM
That would be effin' hilarious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:15 AM (AlkyK)
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BTW, got a kick out of your "ampersand envy" reference the other evening. So obscure, even I'd forgotten about it ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (TeuoI)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (JZMvH)
R Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 10:24 AM (Pw26M)
Lol can Private Pyle be Fozzie Bear? Instead of trying to restrain his laughter he just busts out with "Wakka wakka wakka!"
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (yrol0)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Expanding the universe to include one actress,
anyone appearing topless.
*I rest my case*
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (F0YaR)
When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
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So was that considered cheap, reasonable, or a bit expensive for the time?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (CAJOC)
And when I say all I particularly mean Kemp.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)
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Because the base has made it a cause to clean up elections, and the leadership is acting like they're afraid the base may punish them for not doing it.
The GOPe really, really thought things were going to be 2003 again after Trump was out of office. The sudden turn around of Mitch signaling that of course Trump has a future in the party a week after saying that Trump was the past back in January was the key.
If Mitch got shocked, imagine what the local GOPe are hearing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (eGTCV)
When I first had a Whopper in the late 60's, it sold for 59 cents. You could get a Whopper, small fry and small Coke for $1.17
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
They cook that fake meat crap on the same grill. Pass.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Zombie Billy Brown at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (mZ3xv)
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I try to keep track of the...eccentricities...around here.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (LtGlA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (flINI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (mZ3xv)
As someone on the Twats suggested, imagine the high piles of stuffing afterwards.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (JZMvH)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)
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You're a right git, you know that?
Posted by: Michael Caine at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)
>>Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
As has been said, pulling back the hammer before it locks out and letting it go is essentially pulling the trigger.
The fact that he said he feels no guilt over what happened reveals he's a degenerate human scum bag.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (N3AHg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (flINI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (JZMvH)
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Beaker's "me's" filling the soundtrack as he goes out to fix the antenna instead of Frank Poole's breathing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM (AlkyK)
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Heh. You're gonna need a bigger hard drive ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Those sex scenes! Wokka wokka wokka indeed!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (oUFht)
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You're a right git, you know that?
Posted by: Michael Caine at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (CAJOC)
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There's a nice house in it for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:25 AM (TeuoI)
I'd end up in Escape from Stalag Luft 112B.
Posted by: Zombie Billy Brown at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)
>>Alec Baldwin: I shot the director but I didn't pull the trigger.Have I got that right as to gist of what he's saying?
As has been said, pulling back the hammer before it locks out and letting it go is essentially pulling the trigger.
The fact that he said he feels no guilt over what happened reveals he's a degenerate human scum bag.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (N3AHg)
He's an actor. Wait, that's exactly what *you* said.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (llON8)
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I'm sorry, we are going to need to keep two actresses for this one.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (sX1BW)
Debbie
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (m+jkK)
Damn perv horde mind
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:29 AM
I'm just amazed that wasn't posted sooner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)
Coincidentally, they are also cleaning their restaurants for the first time in years. The sale ends when can't find any more stuff in nooks and crannies.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2021 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
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You haven't seen "The Happytime Murders", have you?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (AlkyK)
Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
*
"Alien". Keep Yaphet Kotto.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021
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Die Hard. Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021
***
The JJ Abrams Star Trek. Keep Zachary Quinto.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)
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The great John Turturro.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (mZ3xv)
Sharon Stone
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (m+jkK)
I was typin' up a storm for real, but then I got high
But 500 error killed that noise, and I know why...
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (OUMaO)
Alec Baldwin: "No. Someone is responsible for what happened and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me."
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LOL. "I was the one holding the gun, pointing the gun, and firing the gun, but I am totally not responsible for shooting the gun!"
Very convincing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (BPuaD)
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (sb+Cg)
Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)
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Ours vanished because the guy who owned the local franchises was a complete crook who disappeared one day when a massive tax bill got made public that he hadn't paid on in years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
******
The Biden administration
Keep Adm. Richard Levine
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2021 10:19 AM (Q9lwr)
To be fair, I don't think we truly comprehend how deep Beakers range is.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:28 AM (nfrXX)
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The great John Turturro.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (mZ3xv)
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I could see Kermit in that role.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (OWf+s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (JZMvH)
Anerage Wage 2021: $53,490 (567%)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (RHGPo)
Keep Adm. Richard Levine
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (m45I2)
Then, try to tell the difference
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (sb+Cg)
You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)
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To be fair, they are in different Sin City movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
You have no rights next to a leftist dog.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (UvMeP)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: Tofer732 at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (GcxM3)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021
***
"A man oughta do what he thinks is best."
-- Hondo Lane
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (txdEq)
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Which is mind-boggling.
Think about how far out of touch you would have to be to be THAT wrong about the average Republican voter.
And you'd still need a set of binoculars to see McConnell, McCarthy, et al.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (ATaz/)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (JZMvH)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (XXeDg)
For something that *I* did? What are you, crazy? Of course not.
Posted by: Alec B. at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (lDew/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (NsE9F)
Way to hit the ground running.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (DU+/6)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Ben Hur - Keep Charlton Heston
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM
Planet of the Apes.
Ditto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)
Alec Guinness
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (cQd8v)
I've long wondered why people find the "testimonies" of actors and actresses, people who have some expertise in portraying the emotions and speaking the words of others, interesting or worse convincing.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (RHGPo)
Think about how far out of touch you would have to be to be THAT wrong about the average Republican voter.
And you'd still need a set of binoculars to see McConnell, McCarthy, et al.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 03, 2021 10:32 AM (ATaz/)
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Yeah. They're political imbeciles. And they run the Republican Congressional caucuses.
I completely understand the apathy and antagonism many conservatives feel towards the Republican Party taking over Congress next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
You're going to give up nude Carla Gugino? Who are you and what are you doing here?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (nfrXX)
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Carla's in "Sin City", Eva's in "Sin City 2". We can have both!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (AlkyK)
(note: I make this suggestion only because the notion is completely absurd and pointless when applied to anything in the rom-com genre)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (DU+/6)
anyone appearing topless.
*I rest my case*
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:26 AM
I'm your huckleberry, and I'll try to make sure your "case" doesn't get any rest.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)
Ditto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)
Damn Dirty Muppets !!
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (cQd8v)
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She must have steel nipples, because cats have very sharp teeth and sandpaper tongues.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (k4dH2)
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This script needs to be adapted to a motorcycle gang theme.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:34 AM (NsE9F)
Getting to be that way around here too. The one really local disappeared during the virus.
Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2021 10:30 AM (8erNz)
Fast food joints like BK, Mickey D's, Church's, Poppa Johns etc. are in business to keep the ghetto denizens fed.
No one cooks in Da Ghetto no more.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (mDnRM)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)
Who are you keeping from Revenge of the Nerds???
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (OWf+s)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (XXeDg)
Anything with Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (nfrXX)
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I don't know. I think if it were Galaxy Quest, I'd keep Tony Shalhoub
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021
***
Jurassic Park. Ditto.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (KAi1n)
Who are you keeping from Revenge of the Nerds???
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:35 AM (OWf+s)
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The head cheerleader girl.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (fMhOl)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
***
Jaws. Keep Richard Dreyfuss.
No, wait. Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (txdEq)
Keep Madeline Kahn
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (JZMvH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2021 10:33 AM (RHGPo)
Caught? It's not illegal is it?
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021 10:31 AM (sb+Cg)
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Whose skull and spine does he rip out?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (Dc2NZ)
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The skinny chick in Dr Teeth's rock band ... Electric Mayhem.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (j9HX3)
(movie sucked, Eva was nekid most of the time though)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)
++++
:: adds "The Dreamers" to his "closely examine at a later date" list ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (DU+/6)
(movie sucked, Eva was nekid most of the time though)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (OTXUv)
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I popped my DVD in a couple of weeks ago of The Dreamers just cause, and her nudity is what starts the DVD main menu.
Europeans, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (FJYfm)
Fistbump from me at 357
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (OWf+s)
I love the painting. On hundred years ago or so, judging by Sallie's hairdo. Different world, where the Law went after the bad guys.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)
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Sorry, Dr Bone, but we've already crossed that bridge.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (XXeDg)
No, wait. Robert Shaw.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (txdEq)
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Just to see him eaten by a big stuffed fish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Downfall - Keep Alexandra Maria Lara
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:36 AM (gmo/4)
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Curious, though. Which muppet would play Hitler?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)
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Janis.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (XXeDg)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
_________
Can we do it in reverse? One muppet, and the rest of the actors stay? In which case, I nominate Castaway, and the muppet replaces Tom Hanks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)
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Animal in the Steiner scene would be perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Now that is a good comment.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (sX1BW)
Keep Mel Gibson.
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Mel wasn't Lord Humongus. They need to make a prequel that explains how Lord Humongus became Lord Humongus.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (NsE9F)
Keep Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)
Shiiiiiiiit (Golly!)
Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (OWf+s)
Apparently, Roger C. Carmel also did the voice for many years.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM
Sam the eagle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)
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Gonzo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)
I assume you mean raped by muppets?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (XXeDg)
Keep the Georgia redneck buggerer
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (CAJOC)
Sam the Eagle of course. He's just like Hitler!!!1
Posted by: Leftist at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:33 AM (Dc2NZ)
We did, too. And LIFE magazine.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Now that is a good comment.
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So Lambchops Choice?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
Keep Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:37 AM (flINI)
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And instead of the two black guys, you've got Animal and the Swedish Chef.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM
True. I was trying to picture a Muppet Lord Humongus. Maybe Sweetums in a face colander.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 03, 2021
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Whose skull and spine does he rip out?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021
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Miss Piggy's!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:38 AM (j9HX3)
I assume you mean raped by muppets?
yea lol
we can do The Accused also, keep Jodie
I'm sorry it's wrong to be amused by this, right?
also if we switch it I'd like to do Silence of the Lambs but replace Hopkins with Kermit
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (m+jkK)
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I'll take "things that have never been said before" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)
...on a streetcar. You forgot streetcar.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (Rbu5d)
I mean, Fozzie Bear, clearly
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
That actually works. Although, Kermit has the arm flailing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM
That's some genius casting right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (flINI)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
I think this would improve Joker actually
no humans tho just muppets
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (j9HX3)
I mean, Fozzie Bear, clearly
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
Gonzo
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM (CAJOC)
Ha! I almost lost all my coffee.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (XXeDg)
Imma go with Fozzie with an actual toothbrush stuck to his face.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM (nfrXX)
DISCLAIMER: It is strongly recommended that you put on a blindfold prior to viewing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (flINI)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:40 AM
That's some genius casting right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)
Animal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
SC: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)
Crispin Glover
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:42 AM
It's a good thing I'm alone in my office. I'm about crying laughing with these.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (GYllL)
Crispin Glover
that would be ... kind of cute
how about when Harrison Ford named his two sons Willard and Ben after the films?
he did a lot of drugs, didn't he?
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 03, 2021 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2021 10:44 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:44 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
Bram Stowers Dracula, keep Keanu Reeves.
Posted by: Mishdog at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (DU+/6)
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 09:44 AM (yrol0)
[waves]
Posted by: The Ten Commandments. at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (eGTCV)
#starTrek
#sloppyWriting
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)
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I rather like the "Greed is eternal" version, as it seems like a mirror-universe version of the 10th commandment.
Posted by: No One at December 03, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)
I'm kinda partial to Rule #242- More is good...all is better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: Half Dozen at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (Cem4/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:48 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (cQd8v)
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Whoa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 10:47 AM (qpolg)
Just now figuring that out?
Posted by: Every 10 year-old girl who has visited the White House at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)
Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)
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Who plays the gimp?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021
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I'd rather keep Uma Thurman!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (iCTKF)
Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (sRAsV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
It's snowing furries??? And I thought we had it tough here in so. Cal.....
Posted by: Ananymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (X7B6O)
Keep Bolo Yeung (Chong Li)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)
Keep John Travolta.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (m+jkK)
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Who plays the gimp?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
You can never go wrong with Swedish Chef or Beaker
Posted by: Wally at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (9byfS)
European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary
https://bit.ly/31hN3eN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (sRAsV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 5280 at December 03, 2021 10:52 AM (oSX/P)
Keep Harvey Keitel
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)
*blows whistle*
Upon further review: Keep Selma Hayek. Game forfeited.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: ydobon at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (sRAsV)
Action!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
There's more than one use for a blowhole.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)
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Try that with Mo and watch the world burn.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (gmo/4)
Me, I'm thinking that one doesn't see Los Mexicanos wearing sombreros much anymore. They seem to have culturally appropriated Mr. Stetson's output on a rather large scale.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (uuklp)
keep Dennis Hopper
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (OTXUv)
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Miss Piggy would never debase herself to play Isabella Rossellini's part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
Keep Bill Hoskins
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (TeuoI)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
This. After Wick and his performance in CP2077*, he has gone way up in my estimation.
*CP2077: say what you will about the game, his performance is outstanding. He actually acts. and emotes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (Bmy3R)
Chicago Public Schools will soon be opening its girls' restrooms to anyone who "feels comfortable" using them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
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In Muppets Most Wanted, when the muppets are being interrogated by the police, there's a bit that got cut (but is available in the special features), where they have a translator in while they're interviewing the Swedish Chef. The guy basically says, "I don't know what he's saying. It's not Swedish. It's just gibberish"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (CAJOC)
Keep Gwyneth Paltrow.
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TV series... Married... With Children
Keep Seven!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (CAJOC)
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That whole number is gold. That movie is underappreciated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Chicago Public Schools will soon be opening its girls' restrooms to anyone who "feels comfortable" using them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Ah... only the goodness of inclusion will spawn from this...
and by inclusion I mean gang rape.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (9byfS)
Keep Sherilyn Fenn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM (csEWM)
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And so begins the Sherilyn Fenn vs. Sheryl Lee fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:54 AM (FVME7)
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Makes sense. According to my anti-harassment training, questioning bathroom use is harassment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (gmo/4)
Hollywood Remakes coming soon:
They Dyed with their Boots on - the story of 3 Plucky trans men and their search for the Perfect Hair Coloring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (cQd8v)
Posted by: Blackstone at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (9byfS)
Come on China Pox!!!
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (oUFht)
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The badge size competition bit between Sam the Eagle and Ty Burrell, Ty Burrell suddenly going on vacation because it's August...
So funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Action!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 10:53 AM (XXeDg)
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I assume Brian Dennehy as the crystal?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Fenn wins in a walk. Even though there is some squicky shit as far as the show itself. Isn't she supposed to be 17 in the show (original.) Hell, I think the actress was most likely in her late 20s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)
Keep Jürgen Prochnow.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:55 AM
Beaker as Johann!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Fenn wins in a walk. Even though there is some squicky shit as far as the show itself. Isn't she supposed to be 17 in the show (original.) Hell, I think the actress was most likely in her late 20s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)
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Lee's performance in Fire Walk with Me, though. Holy shit...that's great stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
Keep Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
I'd buy that for a dollar. In my soundproofed basement.
Allegedly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2021 10:58 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Easy. Madchen Amick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Easy. Madchen Amick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 03, 2021 10:59 AM (xPJvm)
There's always a Dalton fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (csEWM)
Hahahahaha
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (gmo/4)
Keep Nicole Kidman!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021
***
Funnier: Make it To Die For!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (txdEq)
So funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
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When he gets into that tiny car "It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty". My wife and I quote that one all the time. Also "The light! She is blinking!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:00 AM (CAJOC)
"We wait for ze blinky light."
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (oUFht)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:01 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:02 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)
...with a dance number a la "Springtime for Hitler" around her.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
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I'd go with either but most here are going with the first.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (UHVv4)
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I'd go with either but most here are going with the first.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (UHVv4)
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I'm either a very manly muppet or a muppet of a man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
Keep Kurt Russel. (I want to say keep Dana Delany, damn. But this would be funnier.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
Which muppet would be Curly Bill?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (gmo/4)
PICK A MOVIE
KEEP ONE ACTOR
THE REST ARE PLAYED BY MUPPETS
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Deep Throat. Keep Linda Lovelace
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (gmo/4)
Waldorf. Ringo: Stattler.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (gmo/4)
European Union's LGBT Ambassador Poses For Photo Op As Transgender Virgin Mary
https://bit.ly/31hN3eN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 10:51 AM (FVME7)
horrible. But Mary would still try to intercede for these demon-possessed, but doubtful they will ever repent. I guess they don't know the. end of the story- Mary crushes the head of their master.
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2021 11:05 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:04 AM (VJsqe)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:06 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 09:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
Polar bearses and lemmings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (UvMeP)
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (AwYPR)
Keep Madeline Kohn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:07 AM (csEWM)
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Which muppet "whips this out"?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Keep Wallace Shawn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)
******
"I've got a frog in my throat!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)
*furious golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)
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Painting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Flyover. at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (Rbu5d)
It is cool enough that the gators should be somewhat torpid but, I'm strapping on a .45 just in case.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (yQpMk)
******
"I've got a frog in my throat!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Heh
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (1Lrz1)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (aghXp)
Posted by: Ananymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (X7B6O)
Keep Andre the Giant
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (csEWM)
Staging a coup here..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (yQpMk)
Pretty much a sign of the times we live in and a portent of things to come. Reject it outright, stay vigilant...and pray.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:11 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (6Pi2y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (FVME7)
(Schindler's List is really beyond the pale, right? We should not go there. It is resolved).
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:12 AM (csEWM)
Keep Fred Ward
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (5HBd1)
[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to death]
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (2ABQr)
Stan can not create, only corrupt what was created.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (nfrXX)
keep flounder
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (2ABQr)
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The Brown Bunny.
Also keep Chloe Sevigny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)
Here endth the lesson.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 03, 2021
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Wait Until Dark
Keep Audrey Hepburn
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2021 09:43 AM (m+jkK)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)
*furious golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)
Damn folks...just shut it down for the day.
Muldoon, like a farmer , is outstanding in his field...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (poMoX)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)
Keep Busty Lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
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"What are you talking about?"
-Guy who grew up on the television cut
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (OTXUv)
"The Tenth Law," Don't You Go Frettin', Sallie, I'll Tend To It...
...when a horse gets all mopey like this, best thing you can do is jam three inches of peeled ginger root right up his bunghole. That'll make'm frisky."
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (5NkmN)
-Guy who grew up on the television cut
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)
A crime. That Lady was damn formative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:16 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (DTX3h)
keep Charles Bronson.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (OTXUv)
Death Wish
Keep Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)
Rep. Pramila Jayapal
@RepJayapal
I'm in Washington, DC today and the high is 64 degrees - on December 2nd.
Our climate is changing and we're running out of time to act.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (H4Fic)
It is cool enough that the gators should be somewhat torpid but, I'm strapping on a .45 just in case.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 11:10 AM (yQpMk) )
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Did you see this awesome photo of DeSantis and the Florida State Guard flag or emblem yesterday?
https://tinyurl.com/yc4z5erp
[Gator with the words LET US ALONE a la DON'T TREAD ON ME.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (mZ3xv)
Deliverance, keep
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)
FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (m+jkK)
"Right now, there is no evidence that I'm aware of that would suggest that boosting the entire population would necessarily provide any greater protection for otherwise healthy individuals against hospitalization and death," he said.
Fauci's eyes glow red "Who dare question Science? Thou hast incurred my wrath!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (Pw26M)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (XXeDg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (txdEq)
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I was thinking it would be fun to consider changing 1 actor out for a muppet in all of his/her works. Like maybe John Cusack gets played by Fozzy Bear in every one of his movies.
Posted by: 496 at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (H4Fic)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (V6f9+)
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Painting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 03, 2021 11:09 AM (LvTSG)
*checks*
This is the art thread, right? Or damn it, did I wander into the muppet thread???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2021 11:18 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (m+jkK)
Deliverance, keep Ned Beatty.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 11:15 AM (XXeDg)
FIFY
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (5NkmN)
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"Squeal like a Miss Piggy!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 11:17 AM (H4Fic)
Lemme see if I can find a gif...
Damn, found a lot of fine gifs but not that one. I'll get back to you. Was that Kitten Natividad?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 11:19 AM (csEWM)
I see that the current temp in Arlington County is 52 degrees. I randomly went back in the weather time machine and picked this day in 1941. The high was 49 degrees. Jayapal is just another AGW brainwashed idiot.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 03, 2021 11:27 AM (Xrfse)
Anyone point a Moron to a clue? Please to send email to the addy embedded in my nic, here. Appreciated!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 11:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 11:56 AM (P3gRi)
Book 1: Odysseus/Trojan War. He insults Poseidon, who takes it personally.
Book 2: Odysseus' long trip home to Ithika. Ten years of wandering because Poseidon blocks his every move.
Book 3: Odysseus has had enough of being kicked around by Poseidon, so he walks far enough inland that nobody knows what an oar is there. He feels out of Posiden's reach, inland. He parks himself, and dies.
It must not have been as popular as the other two works, because all we know of Homer's third work is this outline of the plot.
Posted by: Justme at December 03, 2021 12:01 PM (Sr4RW)
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