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    1 first.

    Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 26, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

    2 Hellurr

    Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2021 04:15 PM (mbFEM)

    3 Good afternoon everyone.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:15 PM (mD/uy)

    4 Also Hallmark Channel only believes in hot lesbians so there's that.

    Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2021 04:15 PM (mbFEM)

    5 Uuuufff... Got a bad case of lazy today. Really havent done a damn thing.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 26, 2021 04:16 PM (fLri9)

    6 Everything does suck

    Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 26, 2021 04:16 PM (sJHOI)

    7 Is that NAUGHA HIDE? If so, it helped perpetuate Hunting the poor Naughas to extinction!

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

    8 I'm down half a fifth of Jack, nothing sucks.

    Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 26, 2021 04:17 PM (oWBc3)

    9 Design for Living (1933) on TCM at 4:30 pm. Movie is about a menage-a-trois. Needless to say it's pre-code.

    Gary Cooper, Fredric March, and Miriam Hopkins.

    Posted by: JuJuBee at November 26, 2021 04:17 PM (mNhhD)

    10
    Taking a nap. I'm much happier when I'm asleep.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2021 04:19 PM (/U27+)

    11 My GSD Bruno loves a big stick and will work on it until it's a little stick.

    Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

    12 I do have to admit I'm laughing that one of the stores that got looted by an 'ethnic' gang, was an Apple Store.

    God has a sense of humor.

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:23 PM (oHd/0)

    13 Wasn't that an album by Descendents?
    "Everything Sucks"?

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:23 PM (L2ZTs)

    14 Also, willowed:

    "Get me the manager! My cheesecake tastes metallic!"

    "Chef musta added too many microchips. Sorry!"

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)

    15 Didn't even leave the driveway today. Did get books online yesterday.

    Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (2JoB8)

    16 Laughing my ass off over Bob Menery and woke up a napping Mrs.

    I blamed you MisHum but she ain't buying it.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (mD/uy)

    17 Whoa! That green nauga recliner showed up at the Central Ohio Furniture Thrift Store about three months ago, and it hasn't moved. Except maybe further to the back of the store.

    Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (xKu0e)

    18 Romeo, as long as these theft mobs keep going after rich woke stores, I have a lot of trouble feeling bad for them.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)

    19 14 Also, willowed:

    "Get me the manager! My cheesecake tastes metallic!"

    "Chef musta added too many microchips. Sorry!"
    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)

    First time I heard the name Cheescake Factory, I wondered if it was a Strip Joint.

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

    20 And just got message instead of Monday arriving it's tomorrow

    Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2021 04:25 PM (2JoB8)

    21 Romeo, I'd bet there's been at least one strip club named that.

    There was a place for years in Lake Forest called Captain Cream. Was legendary, so I'm told.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:26 PM (L2ZTs)

    22 Ah, I love black friday. Perfect excuse to stay home!

    Still need to make an apple pie so guess I'd better get started on that.

    Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2021 04:26 PM (dB4Iz)

    23 Whoa! That green nauga recliner showed up at the Central Ohio Furniture Thrift Store about three months ago, and it hasn't moved. Except maybe further to the back of the store.

    Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at November 26, 2021 04:24 PM (xKu0e)


    I would take that in a heartbeat.

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:26 PM (45fpk)

    24 lol the dog with the stick. Was that a bunch of booze he knocked over? Bad dog!

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:27 PM (nxdel)

    25 Kids should have puppies

    Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2021 04:27 PM (2JoB8)

    26 That's not cheese.

    Posted by: Janitor at the 24 Hour Cheesecake Factory at November 26, 2021 04:27 PM (Tnijr)

    27 18 Romeo, as long as these theft mobs keep going after rich woke stores, I have a lot of trouble feeling bad for them.
    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)

    Yup, they all went Social Justice Equity and defund the cops.

    Now... I hope they get it good and hard. One of the weird thing that happened in US politics, was that somehow consequence got divorced from Politics. I think it happened during the Viet Nam war, when we 'lost' the war, with no consequence to the US Citizen (except those who had served).

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:27 PM (oHd/0)

    28 I actually just saw a video posted about how Black Friday has racist roots. Fucking shit man. Friday is racist. Trees are racist. Forks are racist. Socks? Fucking racist man. That number 2 pencil? THE WORST!

    IT HAS AN ERASER ASSUMING THE BLACK MAN IS GOING TO MAKE A MISTAKE!!!!

    I should go back and look for that video, but I short circuited and closed the tab. All twatter history looks the same. They thought they were so clever by actually knowing what "in the black" means, but of course a sale to kick off Christmas right after Thanksgiving is straight up white supremacy.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:27 PM (wAnMi)

    29 off away down toward the Dells there's a strip club called Chubbie's

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (ahosz)

    30 When we were kids, our grandparents would tell us that if we weren't behaving, Santa wouldn't leave us presents. He would leave a bundle of willow tree switches so we could be spanked for our high crimes and misdemeanors. We knew better. Santa wouldn't do such a terrible thing and there weren't any willow trees around the area.
    One year we gleefully raced to the tree to find our Christmas stockings stuffed with willow switches and no other presents under the tree. We stared in shock at this turn of events and then began sword fighting with the switches. Dad laughed himself silly and brought out the real presents. Still don't know where the hell they got those willows.

    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Vxu+H)

    31 22 Ah, I love black friday. Perfect excuse to stay home!

    Still need to make an apple pie so guess I'd better get started on that.
    Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2021 04:26 PM (dB4Iz)

    Damn, thanks for the reminder, had a pie to do yesterday and forgot until too late (just me this year for Non Turkey day).

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:29 PM (oHd/0)

    32 4 Also Hallmark Channel only believes in hot lesbians so there's that.
    Posted by: blaster



    Ahem...

    Posted by: XHam/PHub at November 26, 2021 04:29 PM (NsE9F)

    33 Ok, anti Bob Ross was worthwhile.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:29 PM (wAnMi)

    34 I can't figure out if I should be working today. Got a few things done but don't feel productive. It's more of a Slack Friday.

    Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Tnijr)

    35 Is that NAUGHA HIDE? If so, it helped perpetuate Hunting the poor Naughas to extinction!
    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street


    If that was its color in the wild, poor bastard offed itself.

    Posted by: Some Rat at November 26, 2021 04:30 PM (r1z5A)

    36 Everyone should have a puppy... with the exception of Dr. Fauci

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2021 04:31 PM (NpAcC)

    37 Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 0

    Wonderful story.

    Posted by: Infidel at November 26, 2021 04:31 PM (LZkdC)

    38 18 Romeo, as long as these theft mobs keep going after rich woke stores, I have a lot of trouble feeling bad for them.
    Posted by: qdpsteve



    Well, they just need to get Woker!!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 26, 2021 04:32 PM (NsE9F)

    39 Coming soon to the new all-SJW Hallmark channel:

    - "A RuPaul Hanukkah"
    - "Kome Enjoy Kwanzaa With LeBron"
    - "Hot Lesbians Discover Holiday Spirit"

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

    40 Omicron is the lead on WPIX in NYC

    Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 26, 2021 04:33 PM (pxkCq)

    41 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Vxu+H)

    That's a cute story and wonderful memory for you I'm sure.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:33 PM (nxdel)

    42 do i trust my coworkers? theyre all lawyers. so, negatory

    Posted by: nckate at November 26, 2021 04:33 PM (HwRVQ)

    43 Puddleglum, you'll notice these theft mobs never hit Rodeo Drive.

    That's because rich famous actors can murder them and get away with it.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)

    44 When we were kids, our grandparents would tell us that if we weren't behaving, Santa wouldn't leave us presents.
    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Vxu+H)


    I used to get threatened with the lump of coal all the time. Back then, we actually burned coal all the time, so I knew what it was. I vaguely remember them doing that to me one year, probably for not cleaning my room one day in April or feeding broccoli to the dog. I probably should have become a serial killer when I think about it.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:34 PM (wAnMi)

    45 No, everything doesn't suck. I didn't get a chance to look at all the videos, but there was a nice one with puppies
    Here is a nice story about a Texan girl trying to help foster kids:

    https://tinyurl.com/cv5ar4yy

    Everything doesn't suck. You have a home and food . I assume you have people you love whom love you. You had nice holiday, correct? I believe unless I'm confusing you with another poster, you have religious faith so you have God to lean on. You help out while Ace is on vacation with these posts which is a kind thing to do.. Those are just some of the things that don't suck

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2021 04:34 PM (poMoX)

    46 Forget black Friday it's going to be black Monday if the MSM fans the virus news over the weekend.

    Posted by: I mean at November 26, 2021 04:35 PM (NDetR)

    47 Well, dragged the tree upstairs in three parts. Lights still work yay! So I go upstairs and get the ornaments. What happened the red ball ornaments? Nowhere to be found. Ran to Hobby Lobby and got 2 boxes of red ones. Came home and got all my ornaments out. Where are the damn wire hangers? Nowhere to be found. FML.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)

    48 Ran to Hobby Lobby and got 2 boxes of red ones. Came home and got all my ornaments out. Where are the damn wire hangers? Nowhere to be found. FML.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)


    Jewells - was Hobby Lobby a zoo? I wanted to go there today but then I came to my senses.

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:37 PM (45fpk)

    49 Where do naughas hide?

    Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 26, 2021 04:37 PM (cSyAR)

    50 Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:30 PM (Tnijr)

    I don't think most people feel productive today. They're mostly recovering from the big meal they ate yesterday.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2021 04:37 PM (poMoX)

    51 When we were kids, our grandparents would tell us that if we weren't behaving, Santa wouldn't leave us presents. He would leave a bundle of willow tree switches so we could be spanked for our high crimes and misdemeanors. We knew better. Santa wouldn't do such a terrible thing and there weren't any willow trees around the area.
    One year we gleefully raced to the tree to find our Christmas stockings stuffed with willow switches and no other presents under the tree. We stared in shock at this turn of events and then began sword fighting with the switches. Dad laughed himself silly and brought out the real presents. Still don't know where the hell they got those willows.
    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Vxu+H)

    Running gag my dad did was put coal in my Christmas stocking. The first time was a shock since I was a wee child then but it became a tradition as the years rolled on.

    I told the grandkids about getting coal in my stocking when they were 5. Later, my wife heard the kids whispering that grandpa must have done something really bad to get coal in his stocking!

    Posted by: Beartooth at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (KTaZ8)

    52 Ilhan Omar said Lauren Boebert sleeps with a pervert and no one bats an eye.

    Boebert says she was okay riding with Omar in an elevator because she doesn't have a backpack and the world loses its shit.

    Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (mbFEM)

    53 OK. Am I the only one who clicked on anti-Bob Ross first?

    Am I the only one that laughed?

    Posted by: Golfman at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (hOMhY)

    54 For an extra $1, you can touch Santa's yule log. Ho, ho, ho!

    Posted by: Norwegian Santa at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (QU5/8)

    55 Any Babylon DC morons around? I was wondering if they ever found the remaining zebras? That's right, some dope had some zebras that escaped. Last seen wandering around Maryland. Kind of lost track of that story. The cold spell were having should make it easier to find there corpses.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (NsE9F)

    56 I don't have any co-workers unless you couldn't the 93 year old organist who probably isn't going to do a game of trust fall with me from the top of my desk

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (poMoX)

    57 I've been going through lots of It's A Southern Thing videos at YouTube lately.

    Anyone else see this one? Made me laugh.

    "What every home improvement project really looks like"

    https://tinyurl.com/2p9yzcsm

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (L2ZTs)

    58 Grammie yes it was a zoo but all hands were on deck and every register was open. I didn't have much of a wait.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

    59 Oh, if anybody is looking to get an EXCELLENT DJI drone, BH photo video has the mini & fly more combo on sale for $300. That's over half off from what it cost 6 months ago. $355 for one with all kinds of extras.

    It's only on sale for another 23 minutes. Highly recommend. Autonomous flight - you just program course on map - or - point at an object like your dog and it will follow - collision avoidance and an excellent camera/video system

    bhphotovideo.com/find/dealZone.jsp

    I've been flying drones for real estate photography for 6 years. This little guy can almost fit in your shirt pocket, the technology is absolutely insane. I used to have to buy pricey applications to do half of what they do out of the box now.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi)

    60 I'm having pie fur supper. I may have some turkey for dessert.

    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (Vxu+H)

    61 Jesus loves me

    This I know

    For all the Black Friday deals I bought the supply chain shortage has not affected me so

    Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 26, 2021 04:40 PM (hQVBP)

    62 I didn't have much of a wait.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)


    That's good. I don't mind the crowds, but I hate hate hate standing in the checkout line.

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:41 PM (45fpk)

    63 OK. Am I the only one who clicked on anti-Bob Ross first?

    Am I the only one that laughed?
    Posted by: Golfman at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (hOMhY)


    See #33.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:41 PM (wAnMi)

    64 Same here grammie.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:41 PM (nxdel)

    65 Is that NAUGHA HIDE? If so, it helped perpetuate Hunting the poor Naughas to extinction!

    Posted by: Romeo13, somewhere on 34th Street at November 26, 2021 04:16 PM


    I had a woman convinced that nauga hide came from naugas that lived in the Naugatuck river in Connecticut.


    They would tuck back up under the bank, hence the name Naugatuck and you would have to grab them and pull them out and then skin them for the nauga hide. 3 cents a hide and the plaid ones brought a dime each.


    She was not the brightest bulb in the box.

    Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 26, 2021 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

    66 47 Well, dragged the tree upstairs in three parts. Lights still work yay! So I go upstairs and get the ornaments. What happened the red ball ornaments? Nowhere to be found. Ran to Hobby Lobby and got 2 boxes of red ones. Came home and got all my ornaments out. Where are the damn wire hangers? Nowhere to be found. FML.
    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)

    Just use paperclips...bend them open and they work like a charm...

    Posted by: Nova local at November 26, 2021 04:42 PM (exHjb)

    67 60 I'm having pie fur supper. I may have some turkey for dessert.
    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:39 PM (Vxu+H)


    Wait. Ummm. Phrasing?

    Posted by: blaster at November 26, 2021 04:42 PM (mbFEM)

    68 Highly recommend. Autonomous flight - you just program course on map - or - point at an object like your dog and it will follow - collision avoidance and an excellent camera/video system.

    Posted by: clutch cargo

    Is it suitable for applications such as hovering outside a neighbor's window?


    Asking for a friend.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:42 PM (mD/uy)

    69 That's good. I don't mind the crowds, but I hate hate hate standing in the checkout line.
    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:41 PM (45fpk)


    Bring a walker or a wheelchair and act distressed. Some sucker like me will let you in front. A gun also works.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:43 PM (wAnMi)

    70 54 For an extra $1, you can touch Santa's yule log. Ho, ho, ho!
    Posted by: Norwegian Santa at November 26, 2021 04:38 PM (QU5/

    That you, Fauci?

    Posted by: A dude in MI at November 26, 2021 04:43 PM (/6GbT)

    71 We stared in shock at this turn of events and then began sword fighting with the switches. Dad laughed himself silly and brought out the real presents. Still don't know where the hell they got those willows.
    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 04:28 PM (Vxu+H)
    ---

    Hilarious!

    Probably safer than chucking lumps of coal at each other, too.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021 04:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

    72 Yesterday I had Thanksgiving pizza, today Im having Thanksgiving tacos, tomorrow Ill have Thanksgiving burgers.

    Am I doing this Thanksgiving thing wrong? (asks the single guy who hates people)

    Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (hQVBP)

    73 A gun also works.


    Thanks clutch cargo! I love holiday tips!

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (45fpk)

    74 That's good. I don't mind the crowds, but I hate hate hate standing in the checkout line.
    Posted by: grammie winger

    Are you skilled, like me, in unerringly choosing the slowest line to be taken care of?

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (mD/uy)

    75 clutch, LOL.
    Don't forget behaving like a crazy homeless person. Get in line with a blanket over your head and start screaming "GREEN PEOPLE ALL OVER YOU!! GREEN PEOPLE ALL OVER YOU!!" People will fall over themselves to get out of your way.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

    76 Is it suitable for applications such as hovering outside a neighbor's window?

    Asking for a friend.
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:42 PM (mD/uy)


    If it doesn't have far to go or deal with wind, battery is close to 30 minutes. The built in GPS keeps it absolutely stationary. There's polarizing filters you can buy in case the neighbor's window is causing too much reflection. Plus, they're very quiet.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (wAnMi)

    77 Just use paperclips...bend them open and they work like a charm...

    Well, shit.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

    78 I ate way too much yesterday and this morning.
    Ace better not have a Gainzzzz thread next week.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (NpAcC)

    79 Jesus loves me. This I know.
    To Black Friday sales I didn't have to go.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (poMoX)

    80 Brother Northernlurker in seat cushions

    Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2021 04:45 PM (2JoB8)

    81 Jesus loves me, this I know
    Enough money I have no

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:45 PM (L2ZTs)

    82 Naugahide used to sell Nauga dolls -- little monsters sort of like in Where the Wild Things Are. It's where they got nauga hides.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021 04:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

    83 Are you skilled, like me, in unerringly choosing the slowest line to be taken care of?

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (mD/uy)


    Oh absolutely. My favorite is the lady who has a return, a coupon, and doesn't look for her checkbook until the sale is rung up.

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk)

    84 Don't forget behaving like a crazy homeless person. Get in line with a blanket over your head and start screaming "GREEN PEOPLE ALL OVER YOU!! GREEN PEOPLE ALL OVER YOU!!" People will fall over themselves to get out of your way.
    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)


    Ahh, the classics are always the best. Don't forget to cough.

    A lot.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:46 PM (wAnMi)

    85 clutch, yup. Wear a ragged torn mask.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:46 PM (L2ZTs)

    86 Grammie my husband still writes checks. Drives me bonkers. Refuses to get a debit card.

    Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 26, 2021 04:47 PM (nxdel)

    87 and doesn't look for her checkbook until the sale is rung up.
    Posted by: grammie winger

    Sing it Sister!

    YOU KNOW THE FOOKING DATE, YOU KNOW WHAT STORE YOU ARE IN, YOU KNOW YOUR NAME!!

    BUT, NOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T FILL OUT ANY OF IT UNTIL THE CASHIER HANDS YOU THE SALES SLIP.

    AHHHHHHH!!!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:47 PM (mD/uy)

    88 72 Yesterday I had Thanksgiving pizza, today Im having Thanksgiving tacos, tomorrow Ill have Thanksgiving burgers.

    Am I doing this Thanksgiving thing wrong? (asks the single guy who hates people)
    Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 26, 2021 04:44 PM (hQVBP)

    Yes, b/c you probably could have scored 2 free meals yesterday. I used to always invite young single male friends of my spouse who had nowhere to go for Thanksgiving and have fed many over the last 2 decades...so you probably have someone like me who would have fed you for free...

    Posted by: Nova local at November 26, 2021 04:48 PM (exHjb)

    89 Tonypete, LOL!
    I imagine all that in a Sam Kinison voice.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)

    90 I'm watching an undefeated University of Cincinnati Bearcat team take a 14-3 lead on E. Carolina. I haven't been paying much attention of college football for a while. When did the Bearcats get good? I always remember them as mediocre to bad.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 26, 2021 04:48 PM (NsE9F)

    91 Oh absolutely. My favorite is the lady who has a return, a coupon, and doesn't look for her checkbook until the sale is rung up.
    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk)

    Infuriating. And just dawdles around looking at People magazines and shit.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 26, 2021 04:48 PM (EOiZA)

    92 Jewells, my mom would write checks, then fill out her check book at the cash register! Mo-o-o-o-o-om!

    I got her checks with carbons but she doesn't like them.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021 04:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

    93 the fourth one, what did I just watch?

    Posted by: Quint at November 26, 2021 04:49 PM (NXntH)

    94 >>I had a woman convinced that nauga hide came from naugas that lived in the Naugatuck river in Connecticut.


    Years ago I was on a flight and a guy in the window seat and I convinced the young woman sitting in the middle that the naugas were a nearly extinct type of gazelle from Africa. Never met the guy before but we were taking turns making up fun facts about the proud and free last of the Naugas. Hardest I've even worked to hold back laughing.

    He was from the Philly area and we had some much fun goofing on the woman that he drove me about 20 miles out of his way to my hotel so I didn't have to take a taxi.

    Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2021 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

    95 Howdy Mis Hum. So - about that mystery click...

    Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2021 04:49 PM (mZUr4)

    96 "My favorite is the lady who has a return, a coupon, and doesn't look for her checkbook until the sale is rung up.
    Posted by: grammie winger "

    If she's driving a white Buick sedan she might be my MIL.

    Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)

    97 Snipes > Naugas

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 26, 2021 04:50 PM (EOiZA)

    98 Shooting at a mall in Durham, NC.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2021 04:50 PM (NpAcC)

    99 I just had a Facebook post marked for misinformation. Huh. I have zero idea what I wrote.

    Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 26, 2021 04:51 PM (cSyAR)

    100 Oh absolutely. My favorite is the lady who has a return, a coupon, and doesn't look for her checkbook until the sale is rung up.
    Posted by: grammie winger

    Infuriating. And just dawdles around looking at People magazines and shit.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

    Oh, and starting this year, I've begun to insert myself into the phone conversations they are having while dealing with the cashier. I'll answer questions posed, ask for clarification, make snide comments, etc.

    And then they look at me as if I'm the rude one.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:51 PM (mD/uy)

    101 Doof, got your email!! Thanks yet again for everything.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)

    102 That's just durham being durham

    Posted by: nckate at November 26, 2021 04:51 PM (HwRVQ)

    103 Doof, also:
    lately MisHum doesn't stick around to interact with us.

    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

    104 96
    If she's driving a white Buick sedan she might be my MIL.

    Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)
    -------------------

    A Buick? If she's interested in making some extra Christmas money, we have opportunities open for ballot transporters, now hiring!

    Posted by: Democrats! at November 26, 2021 04:52 PM (lNHqD)

    105 99 I just had a Facebook post marked for misinformation. Huh. I have zero idea what I wrote.
    Posted by: Brother Northernlurker



    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!! I'M WATCHING YOU!!! ALWAYS!!!

    Posted by: Facebook Algorithm at November 26, 2021 04:52 PM (NsE9F)

    106 If she's driving a white Buick sedan she might be my MIL.

    Posted by: f'd at November 26, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)


    Hahaha

    Posted by: grammie winger at November 26, 2021 04:52 PM (45fpk)

    107 I used to get threatened with the lump of coal all the time. Back then, we actually burned coal all the time, so I knew what it was. I vaguely remember them doing that to me one year, probably for not cleaning my room one day in April or feeding broccoli to the dog. I probably should have become a serial killer when I think about it.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:34 PM (wAnMi)


    Bun-Bun got a lump of coal which is why he declared vendetta against Santa.

    But then Bun-Bun was a very bad rabbit.

    Posted by: Elmo at November 26, 2021 04:53 PM (P9T5R)

    108 I just had a Facebook post marked for misinformation. Huh. I have zero idea what I wrote.
    Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

    Yeah me too today - from the 9th. But I was assured 'independent fact checkers' found something that 'lacked context'.

    Yeah, Bite me!

    Sadly, I have to keep an account to post HS reunion news and deaths.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:53 PM (mD/uy)

    109 Filled up my gas tank this afternoon. The pump I used plus 3 more at the same place had remnants of "I did that!" stickers. Not only is it true that the left can't meme, but they DESPISE how good our memes are.

    Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2021 04:53 PM (mZUr4)

    110
    Years ago I was on a flight and a guy in the window seat and I convinced the young woman sitting in the middle that the naugas were a nearly extinct type of gazelle from Africa. Never met the guy before but we were taking turns making up fun facts about the proud and free last of the Naugas. Hardest I've even worked to hold back laughing.

    He was from the Philly area and we had some much fun goofing on the woman that he drove me about 20 miles out of his way to my hotel so I didn't have to take a taxi.
    Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2021 04:49 PM (ZLI7S)

    That is a heartwarming holiday tale!

    Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2021 04:54 PM (JrN/x)

    111 In Norway, you slide down Santa's chimney.

    Posted by: Norwegian Santa at November 26, 2021 04:54 PM (QU5/8)

    112 Time to go see the grandkids. When they ask for my phone to play on, I'm telling them I lost it in a plane crash.

    Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 26, 2021 04:54 PM (buTO7)

    113 Sadly, I have to keep an account to post HS reunion news and deaths.
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2021 04:53 PM (mD/uy)


    What kind of stuff goes on at your high school reunions?!?! They have their own obituaries???

    Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2021 04:55 PM (mZUr4)

    114 Greetings:

    There's no such thing as a pre-need La-Z-Boy.

    Posted by: 11B40 at November 26, 2021 04:55 PM (uuklp)

    115 Filled up my gas tank this afternoon. The pump I used plus 3 more at the same place had remnants of "I did that!" stickers. Not only is it true that the left can't meme, but they DESPISE how good our memes are.

    Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2021 04:53 PM (mZUr4)


    I haven't seen one in the wild yet - but I tend to go to the same 2 stations and the same pump, so that probably lowers the chances. I would assume in my town they'd be out there.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:56 PM (wAnMi)

    116 Mass psychosis is now the default. When the previously unaware awaken, those that do, capable gaslighting will be gone.

    ... just watching all of life's illusions fall to the wayside.

    Yay.

    Posted by: micky at November 26, 2021 04:56 PM (3byMq)

    117 USA Today: 'Thanksgiving Represents The Dark Shadow of Genocide'

    -
    This is about the blunderbusses, isn't it?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 26, 2021 04:56 PM (FVME7)

    118 Yes, b/c you probably could have scored 2 free meals yesterday. I used to always invite young single male friends of my spouse who had nowhere to go for Thanksgiving and have fed many over the last 2 decades...so you probably have someone like me who would have fed you for free...

    Posted by: Nova local at November 26, 2021 04:48 PM (exHjb)

    that is a tradition. My grandparents used to invite military men over that didnt' have another place to go, not just on Thanksgiving. But times are different, many legit have no one. The society has changed. A lot of people do it alone. Even a few decades ago that would be truly rare.

    Posted by: Quint at November 26, 2021 04:57 PM (NXntH)

    119 so you probably have someone like me who would have fed you for free...

    ************

    I probably did, but then I mistakenly told her to get off my lawn

    Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 26, 2021 04:57 PM (hQVBP)

    120 Time to go see the grandkids. When they ask for my phone to play on, I'm telling them I lost it in a plane crash.
    Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 26, 2021 04:54 PM (buTO7)


    Grandparents really need to start carting one of these around:
    https://tinyurl.com/yckudmrb

    You might get asked twice if the grandkids are particularly slow.

    Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 26, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

    121 stupid muppet sock . . .

    Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2021 04:58 PM (P9T5R)

    122 MisHum-I found this online by plugging in "Scripture passages when life sucks" in a search engine. For all I know they might have had when "everything sucks", but I didn't try that. Anyway, here they are:

    https://tinyurl.com/ycku4wpu

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2021 04:58 PM (poMoX)

    123 'Thanksgiving Represents The Dark Shadow of Genocide'
    --

    As opposed to the rainbow gumdrop shower of genocide.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021 04:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

    124 Doof, also:
    lately MisHum doesn't stick around to interact with us.
    Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2021 04:52 PM


    Don't be so sure. Mr. Humanitarian has eyes in the back of his head.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 26, 2021 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

    125 I wrote a check at the store recently. The girl checker said it was her first time. She needed help but it was kind of cool. I miss most of the old ways, so why not that? And yes, I would get p.o.ed when my mom was always fooling with the check book.

    Posted by: Quint at November 26, 2021 05:00 PM (NXntH)

    126 Wang leather is tougher than naugahide.

    Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2021 05:00 PM (TRGyz)

    127 Haven't yet seen a sticker, but I mostly go to same station too.

    Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2021 05:00 PM (2JoB8)

    128 MisHum follows the thread and maintains a list of Good and Bad Children.

    There's also a Black Book of Exceedingly Bad Children.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021 05:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

    129 Nood !

    Posted by: JT at November 26, 2021 05:03 PM (arJlL)

    130
    As a good meme I saw the other day put it, "Don't worry about waking up the sheep -- it's time to wake up the lions."

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 26, 2021 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

    131 Wang leather is tougher than naugahide.
    Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 26, 2021 05:00 PM (TRGyz)

    Preach!

    Posted by: Zombie Milton Berle at November 26, 2021 05:03 PM (EOiZA)

    132 Just scored my first turkey sammich.
    Mmmmmm!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2021 05:04 PM (axyOa)

    133 82 Naugahide used to sell Nauga dolls -- little monsters sort of like in Where the Wild Things Are. It's where they got nauga hides.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 26, 2021
    ~~~~~

    Those things are now worth about $300 now!
    https://tinyurl.com/2jd5f6ys

    Which is why I'm holding on to my Mucus family.

    Posted by: IrishEi at November 26, 2021 05:04 PM (7b2L9)

    134 Weather Network: Toronto, Nov.26...
    Record daily high: 1960 16.1C
    Record daily low: 1949 -18.3C
    Normal [sic] daily high: 4.9C
    [It's been about 0.0C all day today not including windchill]

    Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 26, 2021 05:05 PM (UHVv4)

    135 Hubbymayhem wants to try making a pecan pie. He searched the kitchen for needed ingredients. He found a bottle of karo syrup pushed was way to the back in a cupboard. No one in this house remembers buying it and it may very well be something that moved here with me over twenty years ago. He's now searching the internet to determine if it is safe to use this. I say fuck it roll the bones and see what happens!

    Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2021 05:06 PM (Vxu+H)

    136 125 I wrote a check at the store recently.

    Saw that happen as well only it made sense. A granny, an older gent next and in front of me. Older gent and I discussed cash vs checks vs 'myawesomephone'.

    We all agreed. No masks and that's where the talking and smiling and all came in. Mister we could use a mean tweet again..... Archie...

    Posted by: micky at November 26, 2021 05:13 PM (3byMq)

    137 Come visit and slide down Santa's North Pole. Ho! Ho! Ho!

    Posted by: Norwegian Santa at November 26, 2021 05:15 PM (/6GbT)

    138 Jessica Tarlov is no match for Dagan McDowell's sting.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2021 05:15 PM (NpAcC)

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