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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/28/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"We've just moved from lots of confusion where most people were not aware, could not figure out, if they were eligible for a booster," Jennifer Kates, a senior vice president at the Kaiser Family Foundation

Quote II

"Across the board, retailers are getting more concerned with this growing trend. … It is definitely a tough problem to solve, given the organized nature and number of people involved in many of the incidents," Chris Walton, a former Target executive

What is needed is deterrence. A fatal gunshot wound I think is a good start.

Quote III

That’s OK, I’m just going to do my job and I’m going to be saving lives and they’re going to be lying. Dr. Anthony Fauci


Quote IV

“I’m sure… we would be forced to have people of different colours and different sexes and a trans person – but life doesn't have to be like that,” “We can be separate and different. Our generation made a lot of mistake, but not everybody in our generation was wrong and not everybody in this generation is right. A lot of people from our generation who are being called out have actually done a lot of good in their lives.” Queen's Brian May


Quote V

“At its core, Hanukkah recounts a story at the heart of the human spirit — one that is inherently Jewish and undeniably American,” Resident of The White House, Joe Biden

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The T-Shirt of The Week

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Belated Comment of The Week


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The pussification of corporate America is breathtaking.

CUSTOMER OUTRAGE Kyle Rittenhouse update – Best Buy & Levi Strauss face boycott for offering employee counseling over not guilty verdict

BEST Buy and Levi Strauss are facing a boycott from some customers for offering employee counseling over Kyle Rittenhouse's not guilty verdict.

Users took to social media to slam the companies after news broke that services were being offered to employees who felt distraught over the case.


No aftercare for the employers and employees of businesses destroyed by Antifa and BLM.


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***SNORT*** Say goodbye to Sitting Bullshit.

Canada’s Indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa fired when ancestry claims prove false

She’s Sitting Bullshit.

A Canadian medical researcher who rose to become the nation’s top voice on indigenous health has been fired from her government job and her university professorship — after suspicious colleagues investigated her increasingly fanciful claims of Native American heritage and learned she was a fraud.

Carrie Bourassa, a public health expert who served as scientific director of the Canadian Institutes of Health Research’s Institute of Indigenous Peoples’ Health, was suspended five days after the state-owned Canadian Broadcasting Corporation published a lengthy expose on her background.

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Dining with the Jetsons? I don't think so.

People Furious at Robot Serving Pancakes at Denny’s
It's like dining with the Jetsons!

Imagine sitting down at your favorite breakfast restaurant only to be greeted by a robot, which brings your pancakes and sides instead of a human server.

Well, that’s not exactly what happened at one Denny’s location, but to hear the comments tell it, our robot overlords are taking over — and should be boycotted before they’re serving us pancakes and eggs all over the world.

TikTok user Miabellaceo posted a now-viral video showing a robot dubbed Janet delivering two plates of hashbrowns and eggs at an undisclosed Denny’s location. The simple three-tiered robot is basically a mobile cake plate that runs food for busy servers, and the video’s creator said in the comments that a real, flesh-and-blood server took their order and delivered their coffee.


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Survey: Most Americans Don't Blame God For Suffering and Evil In The World. Then again, the wages of sin is death.


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Why should you give up something you have earned? "Fairness" I guess.

The United States is the only country in the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, a group made of 36 of the world’s wealthiest nations, that doesn’t require employers to give workers annual paid leave, according to the Center for Economic and Policy Research.

That leaves 23 percent of Americans with no paid vacation and 22 percent without paid holidays. So as you can imagine, if an employee is given paid time off, they take it pretty seriously. No wonder that when the 25-year-old childless worker and the author of this post on r/AITA was asked by her 41-year-old colleague with kids to share her accumulated vacation days, the answer was negative.

“She wants me to give her 6 of my days. Her justification is that I’m childless and don’t need that many days,” the author explained. But after telling her she cannot give away her hard-earned days, the office drama ignited, so let’s read on below for how it ended.


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I'm not surprised that the Nanny Karens of the world have harmed development of children.

Meanwhile, the verbal development quotient also dropped dramatically, from an average of 100 in 2018 to just below 90 in 2020, and around 70 in 2021.

The non-verbal development quotient also experienced a similar dip, from a mean score of around 105 in 2019, to 100 in 2020 and around 80 in 2021.

The study concluded that 'children born during the pandemic have significantly reduced verbal, motor, and overall cognitive performance compared to children born pre-pandemic.'

'In addition,' the report adds, 'masks worn in public settings and in school or daycare settings may impact a range of early developing skills, such as attachment, facial processing, and socioemotional processing.'

Speaking of arrested development.

Numerous so-called institutions of “higher learning” have reportedly been offering free counseling and therapy to those emotionally unwell students who were allegedly traumatized by 18-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse not being sent to prison for life.

As previously reported, Rittenhouse was acquitted of all charges on Nov. 19th based on comprehensive evidence showing that he’d opened fire in self-defense. The evidence included clear-cut video footage of three longtime criminals chasing after him during the 2020 Kenosha riots, reportedly with the intent to cause him harm.

You think we live in interesting times now, wait until the camps pop up.


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We Morons know that if there is a problem the free market will correct it. The governments of the world can't force their wishes of a carbon free world until there is a solution. The following story gave me a big smirk.

The energy source that Germany moves to shut down, rescued the country from widespread blackouts in 2021.

Blackout News reports that more of Germany’s power is being produced by coal and nuclear fuels. In 2021, due to unfavorable weather conditions, wind and solar energy production plummeted in 2021 compared to 2020. “Germany’s power mix is getting dirtier.”

The figures were compiled by the Arbeitsgemeinschaft Energiebilanzen (Working Group for Energy Budgets) and based on the first 9 months of the year. Compared to 2020, the first nine months of 2021 saw a 3.3% increase in primary energy consumption – mainly due to economic reco0very.


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I thought the Left was all in favor of consumption taxes.

SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU ‘WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN’
‘The people who stand to benefit most from owning an EV are often rural residents, who have the longest distances to drive’


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: 28 Nov 1993
Steppenwolf drummer Jerry Edmonton was killed in a car crash not far from his Santa Barbara, California home, he was 47. Steppenwolf had the 1969 US No.2 & UK No.30 single 'Born To Be Wild'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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If you are going to gamble, don't you expect to win some real money? Not our Genius Award Winner.

A Tasmanian woman has pleaded guilty to stealing $940,000 from her employer to fund her addiction to an online gambling game that does not pay out real money.

Key points:
Rachel Naomi Perri was addicted to the gambling app Heart of Vegas that doesn't pay out real money
She admits to stealing $940,000 from her employer and accumulating $24,000 in debt on a fraudulent credit card
When confronted by police, she immediately confessed, saying she was waiting for a knock on the door
Rachel Naomi Perri appeared in the Supreme Court in Hobart on Monday, charged with 25 counts of computer-related fraud and one count of fraud.

The 49-year-old stole the money while working as an account manager at the Tasmanian Veterinary Hospital between 2016 and 2019.

It was only after she was made redundant in 2019 that "anomalies were discovered in banking transactions".

A further investigation revealed the full extent of her theft.

Crown prosecutor Simone Wilson told the court that, over a period of three years and four months, Perri made 475 fraudulent transac


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Football is not an easy game to play. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

'We Can Do Anything': Deaf High School Football Team Goes Undefeated

The football team at the California School for the Deaf has defied the odds with an undefeated season.
The Varsity football team went 11-0 this season and has also won their divisional championship game for the first time in school history.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 11-28-2021


Top 10 commenters:
1 [445 comments] 'Skip ' [62.46 posts/day]
2 [442 comments] 'qdpsteve'
3 [420 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
4 [399 comments] 'Tonypete'
5 [321 comments] 'Miklos'
6 [316 comments] 'JT'
7 [314 comments] 'Doof'
8 [305 comments] 'rhennigantx'
9 [297 comments] 'Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~'
10 [293 comments] 'NaCly Dog (u82oZ)'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [318 names] 'Miklos' [44.64 unique names/day]
2 [77 names] 'Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag'
3 [49 names] '18-1'
4 [40 names] 'The ARC of History!'
5 [37 names] 'Just sayin''
6 [36 names] 'Cicero (@cicero43)'
7 [34 names] 'Duncanthrax'
8 [32 names] 'OrangeEnt'
9 [29 names] 'Notorious BFD'
10 [27 names] 'Traitor Joe's Military Surplus'

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Concern.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC. and Mis. Hum. Enterprises. ONT tips, accordion sheet music and frozen beef pot pies to petmorons at gmail dot com. Complaints, pissing and moaning to someone who cares. Maybe Yoko or Tanya.

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1 1st?

Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 09:50 PM (55Qr6)

2 Ooohhhh!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2021 09:50 PM (UUBmN)

3 ONT

Posted by: The Chicken at November 28, 2021 09:50 PM (KTaZ8)

4 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 09:50 PM (Do5/p)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

6 From link/quote 1:

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D) on Nov. 17 said she thinks three doses should be considered fully vaccinated, and the state, which does not currently have any vaccine mandates, was looking into implementing some.

"We ... are analyzing what we can do to create those incentives - and potentially mandates - for making sure that people are fully vaccinated, which means three vaccines," she said.


Yeah, no. GFY.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 09:53 PM (Do5/p)

7

Ahoy, ſodomites & ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 09:53 PM (OoD92)

8 That photo is like God blessing this early ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 Nutz! I hates me some EST!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

10 Rows 10-12. Yuk

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2021 09:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

11 Wanna bet that the "traumatized" Levi's and Best Buy employees were just angling for a day or two off with pay?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2021 09:55 PM (nfrXX)

12 YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN

That statement is positively Clintonian.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2021 09:56 PM (8AONa)

13 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

Glad you shared the quote from Brian May, MisHum. He's always seemed to me like a very well-balanced person.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

14 Beautiful picture. Looks like Kansas.

lol@Berserker bringing one of the funniest comments I've seen in awhile.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 28, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)

15 Call me a weirdo, but I would love to be served by a WaitBot3000. Flossie the Diner-type or steampunk butler.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

16 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (M3Z2J)

17 The pussification of corporate America is breathtaking.
CUSTOMER OUTRAGE Kyle Rittenhouse update - Best Buy & Levi Strauss face boycott for offering employee counseling over not guilty verdict


And snowflake students at ASU are trying to get him kicked out of school.

https://bit.ly/3xvLeX4

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (Do5/p)

18 All Hail Eris, but will it tell you to kiss its grits? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

19 I'll take a gross of that T-shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)

20 I have just heard some late breaking news from the State of Texas, an incredible Tragedy for Us All:

Matthew McConaughey has announced tonight that he will NOT run for Governor.

What a Calamity! Oh the Humanity!!! What Ever Will We Do???

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (evAgx)

21 Sitting Bullshit > Sitting IN Bullshit

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2021 09:58 PM (BFigT)

22 Missed the list again. Yay me

Thx for the ONT

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 28, 2021 09:58 PM (0pv1a)

23 And snowflake students at ASU are trying to get him kicked out of school.

Gee I didn't see THAT coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 28, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)

24 In the top photo, the clouds and the darkest rays above the clouds at the top right are Virginia, and the rays of the setting Sun shining through the left side are West Virginia, by God.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 09:58 PM (KAi1n)

25 Arbeitsgemeinschaft Energiebilanzen
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Every German phrase looks like something you'd see on the gates above as you enter the Happy Fun Kamp.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

26 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 28, 2021 09:59 PM (PlW9M)

27 YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN

That statement is positively Clintonian.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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You'll just have a per mile road tax and a higher electric bill and a much shorter range...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2021 09:59 PM (UUBmN)

28 18 All Hail Eris, but will it tell you to kiss its grits? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
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Southern Hon or sassy Brooklyn accents a plus-up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

29 *IMPORTANT*

Someone dug up a 60s Minutes episode on the swine flu clusterfuck; https://youtu.be/_NELRAz2Xqo

Our government is doing the same stupid things now it did then...only they aren't being stopped now.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:00 PM (ESjRY)

30 In the top photo, the clouds and the darkest rays above the clouds at the top right are Virginia, and the rays of the setting Sun shining through the left side are West Virginia, by God.

West Virginia always shines.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:00 PM (BFigT)

31 >>steampunk butler.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

Steampunk butter.

"You'll notice, my dear Watson--or perhaps you won't have noticed--that the cod is swimming in butter. Here. Apply these overcomplicated spectacles to your face, and don this improbably convoluted coat with buttons and zippers and such, and observe the poor morsel. 'Steampunk butter,' as they newest generation puts it. Young people today. The nation's shame."

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:01 PM (M3Z2J)

32 YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN

That statement is positively Clintonian.


The Clintons may be world-class slimeballs but I never thought they were stupid. Mayor Pete is stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2021 10:01 PM (nfrXX)

33 That t-shirt on Rodman has to be a photoshop job. The lettering looks like it's on a flat surface.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

34 I would really like to hear that announcement.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (hVqGz)

35 [COVID post]

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (M3Z2J)

36 All the other embarrassments of the Biden junta are grateful that stupid Lactating Pete is an even bigger embarrassment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

37 this, that or the other

Hot ONT tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (obh/i)

38 Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

Hrothgar -- I didn't even try for First tonight. Figured you'd swoop in.

Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)

39 Good evening all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (QHqf9)

40 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'
'The people who stand to benefit most from owning an EV are often rural residents, who have the longest distances to drive'


But you will have to always worry about power outages and the cost of energy (i.e. the energy needed to charge the batteries in one's EV). The cost of energy that during the Obama Administration, everyone in his Administration said would have to "necessarily skyrocket".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 10:03 PM (Do5/p)

41 So that is Dennis Rodman. I thought so.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:04 PM (LtGlA)

42 >>But you will have to always worry about power outages and the cost of energy (
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 10:03 PM (Do5/p)

Fistfight between petroleum opponents and coal opponents. Begin.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:04 PM (M3Z2J)

43 Where's Neal?

Don't need Neal, any how.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:04 PM (obh/i)

44 A girthy ONT on tap for us tonight

Thank you, Mr. Humanitarian!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2021 10:05 PM (a3Q+t)

45 Dayum, my life is complete, I have once again made the coveted Wall of Shame!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

46 Canada's Indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa fired when ancestry claims prove false

For the century following the Civil War, a well-known phenomenon was "passing" - a light-skinned black person would move to a different place, where nobody knew them, and would then claim to be white.

I wonder when was the last time a black person tried to "pass" as white in the United States?

Now, it's all the other way - for example, even if Elizabeth Warren was completely truthful in her claims, she thought that she deserved minority status for being 1/32 Cherokee.

A substantial fraction of college applicants now claim minority status, whether truthful or not.

But remember, the United States is suffused with "white supremacy", which is why many people now desperately claim not to be white.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

47 Ass cancer kills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)

48 That Biden quotation is fucking retarded.

Whoever wrote it for him has no concept at all about what the celebration of Hanukkah entails.

The Jews stuck it to the Greeks and told them to fvck off. It was a revolt. A revolution. Against an authoritarian state.

Sort of like America telling the Democrat party and the elites to pound sand...that we are taking our country back from them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)

49 Gosh, Let's work in a suburb, commute to work, plug in the car, and, once the car is done charging, hey, might as well stick around and not go home, because it'll be time to work again.

So, not only does one save on gasoline, one also saves on the aggravation of commuting.

#winninng!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:07 PM (2SdPm)

50 Someone dug up a 60s Minutes episode on the swine flu clusterfuck; https://youtu.be/_NELRAz2Xqo

Our government is doing the same stupid things now it did then... only they aren't being stopped now.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:00 PM

Because the government controls every institution in the country who would stop them now.

The swine flu clusterfuck was ended very easily... the Obama Administration ordered they stop testing for it. Voila, swine flu crisis over. The same thing would happen now if they stopped all the ridiculous testing and treated it how we do seasonal influenza. Which is to simply inform people a shot is available if they choose, recommend people wash their hands and stay home if sick, etc.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 28, 2021 10:07 PM (Do5/p)

51 >>47 Ass cancer kills. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (VxC1e)

Given the right circumstances, all cancer kills.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:07 PM (M3Z2J)

52 It is definitely a tough problem to solve

They said that about the economy until Trump was elected.

They are saying it about the economy again.

Clue?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:08 PM (obh/i)

53 Holy Cow, I did it? It's been yrs since I tried much, but when lai up this yr I started trying agsin, first time succeeding.

Skip and others are too quick for me.

Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:08 PM (55Qr6)

54 Hrothgar -- I didn't even try for First tonight. Figured you'd swoop in.
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (mZUr4)


Well played...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

55 Sort of like America telling the Democrat party and the elites to pound sand...that we are taking our country back from them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)
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Even money Biden mangled the quote versus the writer being an idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:08 PM (2SdPm)

56 A substantial fraction of college applicants now claim minority status, whether truthful or not.

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What this country needs is an official racial classification system so we know who gets punished and who gets a leg up.

The Nazis had a very nice system, with diagrams and everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

57 Three useless things: masks, vaccines, and vestigial white third hands.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 28, 2021 10:09 PM (sGnvY)

58
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)


That Biden quote on its face didn't make sense. I was hoping one of our Jooish friends would address it. And you didn't let me down CBD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

59 And then Saint Titus the Divine liberated the city.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (LtGlA)

60 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'

Comrades, once you are in the camps, you will never have to worry again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

61 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Maybe Best Buy will rethink their wokeness after being subjected to smash and grabs? One can hope...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)

62 56 A substantial fraction of college applicants now claim minority status, whether truthful or not."

To borrow a line, when Everyone is a Minority - No One Is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (evAgx)

63 Dayum, my life is complete, I have once again made the coveted Wall of Shame!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:05 PM


Wouldn't a good Commissar be sharing that feeling of life-essence repleteness with the lumpen proletariat he lives to serve?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (a3Q+t)

64 And what's the miracle of Hannukah?

Oil.

(rofl)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (KAi1n)

65 Ass cancer kills.

Wut

Posted by: Shep at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (BFigT)

66 Everyone who was born here is native American.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:11 PM (LtGlA)

67 Mis Hum, that photo up top is wonderful. Enjoy the play of light, dark and what must surely be wheat slowly waving in the breeze.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 28, 2021 10:11 PM (rwusL)

68 Bald tires also kill

Ass cancer = Bald tires

Science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)

69 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (qAR6u)

70 Everyone who was born here is native American.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:11 PM (LtGlA)


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Only the select few are indigenous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)

71 Wouldn't all that gas burn your polyps off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (LtGlA)

72 Pete Bootygag is one stunned turd-burglar. "Rural residents have the most to gain from electric cars because they have the farthest to drive." Oh, really? What happens when you commute distance exceeds, or even approaches, the electric car's maximum range?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)

73
Only the select few are indigenous.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (VxC1e)
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The rest of the racists are merely indignant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (2SdPm)

74 I'm listening to Robert Aubry Davis's "Baroque and Beyond" on SiriusXM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

75

I met a person in the hospital once who had an oral cancer -- and the odour was indescribably foul! Corpses in the later stages of decay do not smell as awful... (I would know!)

The nurses would literally hold their breath whilst caring for this person, in and out of the room, seconds at a time, often vomiting anyway... It was horrible!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (OoD92)

76 Wouldn't a good Commissar be sharing that feeling of life-essence repleteness with the lumpen proletariat he lives to serve?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 28, 2021 10:10 PM (a3Q+t)


But of course Comrade Duncanthrax, you have been assigned a one minute of pure life-essence fulfillment from 0215 to 0216 tomorrow! Don't blink.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

77 49 Gosh, Let's work in a suburb, commute to work, plug in the car, and, once the car is done charging, hey, might as well stick around and not go home, because it'll be time to work again.

Simple. Throw some mattresses in empty offices then designate fuckbuddy coworkers.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (jIeMQ)

78 Mazola!!! Corn goodness.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (LtGlA)

79 Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:08

Well could I cram anymore typos into a short message?

Speaking of farts the old dog Bailey moved into my tv room and just farted up a storm.

I'l go get the ozium, that really works. Anyone remember than from 70s dorm life?

Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (55Qr6)

80 Oh, really? What happens when you commute distance exceeds, or even approaches, the electric car's maximum range?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)

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Now you see why Buttglug has been so masterful in his handling of supply chain problems.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)

81 Matthew McConaughey has announced tonight that he will NOT run for Governor.

What a Calamity! Oh the Humanity!!! What Ever Will We Do???
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (evAgx)
* * * *
McConaughey realized he would have to debate "Beto" and suddenly decided discretion was the better part of valor?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 28, 2021 10:15 PM (rwusL)

82 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'


Right, and if you ever squeezed a killer rack like the one last night's bar tender girl was sporting you would never look at hairy man ass again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)

83 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)

Come on AOP, let's not get bogged down in pesky little details!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

84 72 Pete Bootygag is one stunned turd-burglar. "Rural residents have the most to gain from electric cars because they have the farthest to drive." Oh, really? What happens when you commute distance exceeds, or even approaches, the electric car's maximum range?

He's an urbanite. He knows nothing.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2021 10:16 PM (jIeMQ)

85 I don't mind too much if an overlord/-lady is evil as long as they are competent.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

86 Evening, Horde.

Just upgraded to the newest Kindle Fire HD 10 Plus. A vast improvement to the old 8 I was using for the past three years. Eight-core processor vs. four, 4GB RAM vs. 2GB. Huge 10" 1080 screen vs. 800px. Black Friday sale for a hundred smackers.

Finally, the HQ main page no longer crashes. I was right, it was too big for 2GB. Very happy with this thing. Had to side-load Brave, since Fire OS doesn't allow the Google Play Store. Been researching a PC program called Fire Toolbox that will give me complete control over this device, too, and make it a "real" Android tablet. Not bad for a hundred bucks.

Also, FJB, and Viva Tom Brady!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:17 PM (OssQ4)

87 Oh, really? What happens when you commute distance exceeds, or even approaches, the electric car's maximum range?

The left plays this game where whatever decision they want you to make only has upsides.

So electric car? NO GAS! Of course no discussion about the time to charge electrics, the cost of electricity, the range, etc.

Same thing with the clot shot. SLIGHTLY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF HOSPITALIZATION FOR FOUR MONTHS! And increase your risk of dying or being seriously injured from heart attack of stroke!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:17 PM (ESjRY)

88 Right, and if you ever squeezed a killer rack like the one last night's bar tender girl was sporting you would never look at hairy man ass again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)


Bers, have you got an address for that bar?
Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

89 Wanna bet that the "traumatized" Levi's and Best Buy employees were just angling for a day or two off with pay?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2021 09:55 PM (nfrXX)

If I were a Best Buy employee, I would be traumatized that the company hadn't issued me an AR-15 and a thousand rounds of hollowpoint, in view of all the mass looting assaults on my workplace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:17 PM (P3gRi)

90 Corn goodness.
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Speaking of, didn't the Maize and Blue win over Ohio?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

91 It still amazes me how many people, these days, treat unsupported assertions, like the one Buttigieg made, as fact.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (2SdPm)

92 McConaughey realized he would have to debate "Beto" and suddenly decided discretion was the better part of valor?

I'm going to guess he realized that to win he'd need to run as a moderate, which means he'd say things that would get him cancelled.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (ESjRY)

93 Good evening. 🌘 Sunday evening.

Only 23 more instances of the night encroaching on the day.
Come the solstice, light will begin reconquering the night.
Slowly at first, then suddenly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bitter latte then knever at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (oE4iy)

94 They need to double our power grid to accommodate electric cars. Have they done that yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (LtGlA)

95
Speaking of, didn't the Maize and Blue win over Ohio?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

They kicked their ass. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (mD/uy)

96 I'm going to be saving lives and they're going to be lying

Fauci is an unelected technocrat who has distorted science and facts in order to exercise authoritarian control over millions of Americans. He lives in a liberal world where his smug "I REPRESENT science" attitude is praised. Here are the facts:

(1) On May 11, Fauci testified before a Senate Committee that "the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain-of-function research in the Wuhan Institute of Virology."

(2) On October 20, NIH wrote they funded an experiment at the Wuhan lab testing if "spike proteins from naturally occurring bat coronaviruses circulating in China were capable of binding to the human ACE2 receptor in a mouse model." That is gain of function research.

(3) Fauci's statement and the NIH's October 20 letter cannot both be true. The statements are directly contradictory.

(4) 18 USC 1001 makes it felony, punishable by up to 5 years in prison, to lie to Congress. _cont.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (obh/i)

97 "Rural residents have the most to gain from electric cars because they have the farthest to drive."

Particularly if you live in a place with cold winters, with the corresponding impact on battery range.

You shouldn't go anywhere until Spring, anyway.

Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

98 "No amount of ad hominem insults parroting Democrat talking points will get Fauci out of this contradiction," Cruz concluded. "Fauci either needs to address the substance - detail, with specific factual corroboration - or DOJ should consider prosecuting him for making false statements to Congress."

_Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) https://is.gd/vp66bo

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (obh/i)

99 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)

My favorite was awhile back when I asked someone who was supposed to be smart... where they would get the electricity for his EV?

He said Solar... uh, you do realize that in winter, you get home AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)

100 Got a chuckle today, badly needed, the art at the Catholic University depicting George Floyd as Jesus was stolen.
It's been replaced by a smaller copy.
Students described it as, "Idolatry, blasphemous and pagan".
I hope they keep swiping the copies.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 28, 2021 10:19 PM (fpRbZ)

101 Bers, have you got an address for that bar?
Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

If I did do you think I would be here? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2021 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

102 100
I think heretical was in there as well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 28, 2021 10:20 PM (fpRbZ)

103
(4) 18 USC 1001 makes it felony, punishable by up to 5 years in prison, to lie to Congress. _cont.


I don't believe anyone left of center has ever been charged with this.

Fauci lies because he knows he can get away with it. Which is, I guess, the same reason he kills puppies and orphans.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

104 Good evening y'all!

Yellowstone was awesome again tonight

And now we are f ing graced with Christmas lights and endless loop of music that we can hear in our house Aargh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:20 PM (/UQ/R)

105 Has Saint Fentanyl been beautified yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (LtGlA)

106 You shouldn't go anywhere until Spring, anyway.
Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)


Actually, it is bad for kulaks to travel more than a days walk from their assigned quarters under any conditions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

107 Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (obh/i)

Yesterday in an interview, Faucistein said that people were who argued with him, were just wrong, because he REPRESENTED SCIENCE.

Uh, without argument... without debate... there IS NO SCIENCE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (oHd/0)

108 Good evening, Horde!

Happy Hanukkah to our dear Jewish Morons here.

Congratulations, {{{Hrothgar}}} for making the Wall of Shame!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

109 "Fauci either needs to address the substance - detail, with specific factual corroboration - or DOJ should consider prosecuting him for making false statements to Congress.

Um...Ted, uh...we've got the holidays and a bunch of insurrections to go after...sorry...totally busy. Maybe, uh, next decade?

Posted by: Biden's Flunkies in the DOJ at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (ESjRY)

110 Hanukkah, isn't that when the Jews beat the crap out of the Greeks?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (obh/i)

111 Good evening morons and thank you mh


Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (EZebt)

112 How is Hannakah American? It existed for thousands of years before America did. Same with Christmas.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (HabA/)

113 Uh, without argument... without debate... there IS NO SCIENCE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (oHd/0)
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Alchemists were better at science than Fauci.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (2SdPm)

114 If I did do you think I would be here? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2021 10:19 PM (VwHCD)


Nutz! Another dream crushed by cruel reality.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

115 Watching Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda and Gabriel Byrne. It's a femme fatale movie.

Always liked both Fonda and Byrne. Ann Bancroft makes an appearance as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (M8yB3)

116 חג חנוכה שמח

Happy Chanukah morons. Remember to light candle in the dark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (EZebt)

117 What this country needs is an official racial classification system so we know who gets punished and who gets a leg up.

The Los Angeles School District set up a racial classification board (in the 1990's, I think), because so many teachers were claiming to be minority, to get the associated bennies. The board ruled on whether your claim to minority status was valid or not.

But yeah, the more benefits there are to being nonwhite, the more you're going to need a formal classification system.

Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

118 Watching Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda and Gabriel Byrne. It's a femme fatale movie.

Always liked both Fonda and Byrne. Ann Bancroft makes an appearance as well.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM (M8yB3)
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La Femme Nikita is a better film.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:23 PM (2SdPm)

119 {{{Ladyl}}}
Thanks, I am so proud to have rejoined the ranks of the Wall of Shamers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

120
"Happy Hanukkah to our dear Jewish Morons here."

Seconded!

Enjoy your dreidels and chocolate gelt and latkes and whatever else you eat. One feast following right after another - cannot be good for American Jewish waistlines!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 28, 2021 10:24 PM (HabA/)

121 I'm native American. Where is my free shit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:25 PM (LtGlA)

122 Happy Chanukah morons. Remember to light candle in the dark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2021 10:22 PM



And a Khag Khanukah Sameakh back atcha!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 10:25 PM (OoD92)

123 Man! On top of Thanksgiving, we have this ONT banquet!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

124 It's Chanookah already?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 28, 2021 10:25 PM (II3Gr)

125 Ass cancer: it's serious.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (csEWM)

126 Imagine the fast-talking list of possible side effects if there were normal covid vaxx commercials on TV? If you wrote it here, Pixy would make you split the list into three comments.

"...side effects to be continued in next commercial..."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)

127 Speaking of, didn't the Maize and Blue win over Ohio?

They kicked their ass. LOL


Somewhere a couch smolders.

Wait... that's WV shit. Couch burning should really be a national past time. If it isn't already.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (BFigT)

128 Buttplugs electric vehicles would never burn down the house either.

Posted by: free tibet at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (CL76w)

129 And snowflake students at ASU are trying to get him kicked out of school.

https://bit.ly/3xvLeX4

Posted by: Clyde Shelton



Yeah, he's such a threat to their safety that him attending online classes just cannot be tolerated.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (M8yB3)

130 ... across the fruited plain . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (4I/2K)

131 With apologies to the tribe, my favorite was 'Happy Shaka Khan!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (csEWM)

132 That last item with the napkin message hit home. I was once at a play, in the middle of a row, and someone was suffering from severe, silent flatulence. It was bad. During intermission I moved to one of the empty seats in the back of the theater.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

133 I am so proud to have rejoined the ranks of the Wall of Shamers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)


Fistbump from a fellow Wall of Shamer.

Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (mZUr4)

134 Great to see that Quote V correctly names him as Resident Biden!

Posted by: R.F. Hirsch at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (oMkPq)

135 But yeah, the more benefits there are to being nonwhite, the more you're going to need a formal classification system.
Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:23 PM (I2/tG)


Now I suddenly understand that there was a typo in the Declaration of Independence, Jefferson clearly meant to say all men are created unequal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

136 One feast following right after another - cannot be good for American Jewish waistlines!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 28, 2021 10:24 PM


I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

Posted by: Murray Head at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (EughT)

137 Wait... that's WV shit. Couch burning should really be a national past time. If it isn't already.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (BFigT)

It's just our irrepressible team spirit!

Posted by: Couch Fuckers at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

138 The Jews stuck it to the Greeks and told them to fvck off. It was a revolt. A revolution. Against an authoritarian state.

Sort of like America telling the Democrat party and the elites to pound sand...that we are taking our country back from them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2021 10:06 PM (Q9lwr)
===
Exactly how I explain it. Not necessarily religious. Not necessarily Jewish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (EZebt)

139 92 McConaughey realized he would have to debate "Beto" and suddenly decided discretion was the better part of valor?

I'm going to guess he realized that to win he'd need to run as a moderate, which means he'd say things that would get him cancelled.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (ESjRY)

He was notable for *never* taking any position on anything, which made tonight's announcement comically inevitable. If he came out *against* gun control, in favor of gun owner's rights, he would never work in Hollywood again. On the other hand, if he came out in favor of gun control (like Beto) he would never again be able to show his face in Texas anywhere outside of Austin. Took him long enough to figure that out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)

140 Fortunately for Pete BootyFag, electricity just falls from the sky into electric cars, free of charge!

Yay!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (M8yB3)

141 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2021 10:12 PM (qAR6u)

Link is broken, kb. Twatter demands a login. They ain't gettting one from me. Why not host the pics on your blog, and provide a link to that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (P3gRi)

142 The plains aren't even fruited.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (LtGlA)

143 Fistbump from a fellow Wall of Shamer.
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (mZUr4)


I am waiting for the WoS cardboard membership upgrade...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

144 Hanukkah, isn't that when the Jews beat the crap out of the Greeks?

Go tell the Greeks they're Romans.

I'll be over here with the popcorn.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (ZSK0i)

145 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

146 Somebody on Minneapolis Reddit said the quiet part out loud.

There was a discussion of which Minneapolis restaurants required vaccination - because, after all, you can't get Covid from a vaccinated person. Joe Biden told us that, so it must be true.

Someone responded:

I found out a friend of mine was a secret anti-vaxxer recently because I was looking for good brunch places to take her that were also on the safer side for covid.

I think along with being physically safer you're also more likely to be around a better class of people.


Class snobbery all the way...

Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

147 126 Imagine the fast-talking list of possible side effects if there were normal covid vaxx commercials on TV? If you wrote it here, Pixy would make you split the list into three comments.

"...side effects to be continued in next commercial..."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)

"If you are allergic to the COVID vaccine or any of its ingredients, we don't give a fuck and will make you get the shot anyway."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (II3Gr)

148 Who's the guy hover handing the Worm?

This is another guy foul btw: never put your arm around another guy's waist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (csEWM)

149 Blessed George Floyd, Patron Saint of Drug Mules Who Stuff Their Own Assholes Full of or Fentanyl, pray for us.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:29 PM (M8yB3)

150 He was notable for *never* taking any position on anything, which made tonight's announcement comically inevitable. If he came out *against* gun control, in favor of gun owner's rights, he would never work in Hollywood again. On the other hand, if he came out in favor of gun control (like Beto) he would never again be able to show his face in Texas anywhere outside of Austin. Took him long enough to figure that out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (evAgx)

He had less fire in the belly than Fred Thompson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:29 PM (csEWM)

151 If we had high-speed rail we wouldn't need electric cars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:30 PM (LtGlA)

152 Honestly, if you've never burned furniture you don't know what your missing.

Posted by: Rural Pyromaniac at November 28, 2021 10:30 PM (BFigT)

153 Exactly how I explain it. Not necessarily religious. Not necessarily Jewish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2021 10:27 PM (EZebt)


The desire for Freedom once was Universal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

154 I think along with being physically safer you're also more likely to be around a better class of people.

Class snobbery all the way...

Posted by: Pete B! at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (I2/tG)
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That's some grade a lack of self awareness right there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:30 PM (2SdPm)

155 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow


You must have missed it: Here's the rerun. {{{WDS!!}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

156 145 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

Has anyone heard from WDS lately? I hope s/he is ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (csEWM)

157 {{WDS}}.. I watched Yellowstone. Who the hell was the chick with the baby at the end that is supposedly Jamie's?? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)

158 I am waiting for the WoS cardboard membership upgrade...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)


I think it's just paper mache until 5 consecutive weeks on the WoS

Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)

159 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)


Who are you and what have you done to WDS?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

160 Whatever became of WDS??

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

161 Go tell the Greeks they're Romans.

I'll be over here with the popcorn.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Call a person of Macedonian extraction 'Greek' and then call an ambulance.

One of you is going to need it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

162 If we had high-speed rail we wouldn't need electric cars.
Posted by: Boss Moss


And cable cars, many more cable cars.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

163 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

Waves at WDS!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (HabA/)

164 Go into the light.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (LtGlA)

165 155 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow


You must have missed it: Here's the rerun. {{{WDS!!}}}
Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

Dude, we all agreed. And you crack after only four days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (II3Gr)

166 Whatever became of WDS??
Posted by: qdpsteve

She grew up to be a lovely woman and an excellent shot.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (mD/uy)

167 I just saw you WDS, How the hell are you and Old Dude?

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (LZkdC)

168 I think it's just paper mache until 5 consecutive weeks on the WoS
Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)


Starts thumbing through the AoS Membership Manual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

169 145 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)
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You are seen, felt, and heard, Westie!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

170 "Germany's power mix is getting dirtier."

That begs comment that can't be spoken.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (obh/i)

171 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)


New phone. Who dis?

Posted by: Doof at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)

172 164 Go into the light.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:32 PM (LtGlA)

Carol Anne just called to say "fuck that!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (II3Gr)

173 That's some grade a lack of self awareness right there.

He got denounced for being racist, since minorities are less likely to get the clot shot.

But feeling socially superior to unvaccinated Trumpian kulaks - that's perfectly understandable!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

174 Did I just wave at someone who isn't here? Oh, dear, I guess I had a senior moment there.

I hope WDS hasn't joined buzzion in the Great Beyond.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (HabA/)

175 Evening, WDS!

I broke out my four outdoors Christmas ornaments today, and put away the four outdoors Thanksgiving ornaments. No Christmas music yet. I may bust out Stryper's Christmas album soon, though. No other drummer boy than Robert Sweet thrashing in a giant cage will do.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (OssQ4)

176 >>> 169 145 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)
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You are seen, felt, and heard, Westie!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

She could still be dead you know. Like that buzzion guy who hangs around here.

Posted by: Cole Sear at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (llON8)

177 170 "Germany's power mix is getting dirtier."

That begs comment that can't be spoken.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:33 PM (obh/i)

Going for dirty power as in politics or coprophagy? Choices, choices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:34 PM (csEWM)

178 So have I become invisible? Or did I piss you off? Nobody has responded at all for four days?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

I see you just fine. Hugs outgoing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (P3gRi)

179 Jewels......it is his campaign manager

Some rat! Aetius! Thank you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (/UQ/R)

180 Germany picked dirty coal. Bituminous I think it is called.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (LtGlA)

181 The nation's shame."

Posted by: ZOD



Your Ruthlessness, the other night you mentioned that somebody oughta get their shit together and compile the writings of an obscure (to me) writer whose name I now forget. I posted in response a link to a State of Illinois website that has, in fact, a complete set of that particular gent's writings available for download.

If you remind me of his name and are still interested in that link, I can dig it up for you.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (M8yB3)

182 What also startles me is how many people hear about the latest version of the COVIDs and line up to get the latest vaccination "booster."

Big pharma is laughing all the way to the bank.

I'd really like to know just how much taxpayer money pharma is raking in. Even though the money grab by big pharma is completely amoral, the breathtaking chutzpah of their "booster without end" world building is quite something to behold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (2SdPm)

183 I heard Blondie's early rap hit "Rapture" today on the radio for the first time in years.

Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

184 batteries don't do well in high heat either, do they Arizona!

Posted by: free tibet at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (CL76w)

185 there's an owl up in a tree in my front yard making some crazy shrieky noises right now. At least I think it's an owl, maybe it's a banshee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (evAgx)

186 Our governess has declared an emergency over the latest covid variant, though no cases have been announced in New York yet.

My prediction here is another lockdown and mandatory masking. Should this occur, you'll see me on the 11:00 news, as I refuse to join in their games.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (KATBx)

187 Tom, who? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

188 33 That t-shirt on Rodman has to be a photoshop job. The lettering looks like it's on a flat surface.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2021 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

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Good call, lin-duh. Did a reverse image search and found several bearing the original (PotCoin.com !!!) -- the first, of all places, at MarketWatch.com:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9e6yav

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (mZ3xv)

189 I am waiting for the WoS cardboard membership upgrade...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Yeah... ace will get right on that, once he returns from vacation and has a chance to go through the old in-box.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (rwusL)

190 Batteries don't like extreme heat or extreme cold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (LtGlA)

191 AOP....Saskatchewan won tonight which was awesome!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (/UQ/R)

192 Germany picked dirty coal. Bituminous I think it is called.

Germany has lots of lignite coal - low-BTU, high CO2.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

193 >>> 185 there's an owl up in a tree in my front yard making some crazy shrieky noises right now. At least I think it's an owl, maybe it's a banshee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (evAgx)

Does increase in pitch as it calls? I had one like that wake me up at about 3am in CO a few years back.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (llON8)

194 184 batteries don't do well in high heat either, do they Arizona!
Posted by: free tibet at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (CL76w)

Dad always stores dry cell, household batteries in the fridge (usually the butter compartment.) I never quite figured out if it was for some sort of chemical/electrical reason or because it was a place he would always know to find them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (csEWM)

195 40 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'
'The people who stand to benefit most from owning an EV are often rural residents, who have the longest distances to drive'


Does he have any idea how far people in states like North Dakota and Nebraska drive on a regular basis? I knew someone who had lived in Nebraska. Her husband was a school bus driver and the bus run was 3 hours.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

196 I have just heard some late breaking news from the State of Texas, an incredible Tragedy for Us All:

Matthew McConaughey has announced tonight that he will NOT run for Governor.

What a Calamity! Oh the Humanity!!! What Ever Will We Do???
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 09:57 PM (evAgx)

Allright, allright, allright!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

197 Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

name a rap song with lyrics that make sense, come on. and I LIKE the Man from Mars. Who's done with cars. Cause now he only eats guitars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (evAgx)

198 189 I am waiting for the WoS cardboard membership upgrade...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Yeah... ace will get right on that, once he returns from vacation and has a chance to go through the old in-box.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 28, 2021 10:37 PM (rwusL)

***SNORT***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

199 Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
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What probably throws you off is the lack snizzle, dizzle and four letter words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (2SdPm)

200 I'd really like to know just how much taxpayer money pharma is raking in. Even though the money grab by big pharma is completely amoral, the breathtaking chutzpah of their "booster without end" world building is quite something to behold.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (2SdPm)


I'd like to know the graft component that is going to Congress and the Big Guy's family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

201 Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??
Posted by: qdpsteve

Many of us came of age during the late 70's/early 80's. A lot of shit doesn't make sense.

Might have been the weed/ludes/bennies/hash/beer/liquor/purple micro dot.

Nah! Couldn't be that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (mD/uy)

202 {{{{{WDS}}}}
We were talking today about the next CO Morondezvous and extending it...

Posted by: Iris at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (6lKe4)

203 Dude, we all agreed. And you crack after only four days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist.


I refer you to 179. The suck up gets the head pat.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:39 PM (r1z5A)

204 Lignite, that's it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:39 PM (LtGlA)

205 batteries don't do well in high heat either, do they Arizona!
Posted by: free tibet at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (CL76w)

Regular lead-acid auto batteries sure don't. Their self-discharge rate goes way high, and after about 5 months, they are flatter than piss on a plate. And will not be revived.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:39 PM (P3gRi)

206 blake, no it's not that. I don't care for Snoop either.
Tom, it is a golden oldie

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

207 Tony, that may explain it

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Jewels......it is his campaign manager

Oh, okay. That was so long ago I forgot.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 28, 2021 10:40 PM (nxdel)

209 there's an owl up in a tree in my front yard making some crazy shrieky noises right now. At least I think it's an owl, maybe it's a banshee.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM (evAgx)

https://youtu.be/5Oiy5RcDf40

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 28, 2021 10:40 PM (4I/2K)

210 Our governess has declared an emergency over the latest covid variant, though no cases have been announced in New York yet.

Banning elective surgeries was a nice touch.

Yeah, all those frivolous people choosing to have surgery next Thursday for some unimportant thing, can just wait some more, even though there is not a single known case of the Xi variant in the state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2021 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

211 Regular lead-acid auto batteries sure don't. Their self-discharge rate goes way high, and after about 5 months, they are flatter than piss on a plate. And will not be revived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:39 PM (P3gRi)
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Lead acid car batteries where I live, it's given they're toast after three years.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:41 PM (2SdPm)

212 >>If you remind me of his name and are still interested in that link, I can dig it up for you.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:35 PM (M8yB3)

Henry Darger. And you sent me the link, for which thanks. Outsider art is a dicey proposition--sometimes you get a masterpiece, sometimes you get a leering guy pooping into a go-go boot in a train station.

Again, thanks for the link.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:41 PM (M3Z2J)

213 I heard Blondie's early rap hit "Rapture" today on the radio for the first time in years.

Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??

What's funnier... it took a white, blond chick to put rap on the music scene after months of failures.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:41 PM (BFigT)

214 Martini, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

215 Might have been the weed/ludes/bennies/hash/beer/liquor/purple micro dot.

Nah! Couldn't be that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (mD/uy)
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Purple microdot?

We got by with blotter, and liked it!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:42 PM (2SdPm)

216 Also, FJB, and Viva Tom Brady!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus




Good game today. Was glad to see Gronk back to his former beast-like self.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:42 PM (M8yB3)

217 115 Watching Point of No Return with Bridget Fonda and Gabriel Byrne. It's a femme fatale movie.

Always liked both Fonda and Byrne. Ann Bancroft makes an appearance as well.
Posted by: Sharkman



Gabriel Byrne always reminded me of Bryan Ferry. They looked similar.

Posted by: Alex Jones at November 28, 2021 10:42 PM (sAmhv)

218 >>name a rap song with lyrics that make sense, come on. and I LIKE the Man from Mars. Who's done with cars. Cause now he only eats guitars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (evAgx)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVRv1dA5Byc

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (M3Z2J)

219 >>SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'

So, Mayor Pete is probably mentally ill given the way he speaks and the causes he thinks are "cool"...

But he's not stupid enough to really believe that EV doen't need to be recharged with electricity and that electricity comes from fossil fuels. No, it's more like doesn't give a shit - this sale is more for the suburban wine mom that actually drives her Telsa into a phone pole on Wednesday after sharing a box of liquid "love" with her neighbor wives...

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (5iUNf)

220 Iris! I miss you guys so much!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (/UQ/R)

221 difference between weed and hash?

Also, purple microdot?

I only spent time in the 70's as a gamete, zygote and toddler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (csEWM)

222 @40 But you will have to always worry about power outages and the cost of energy (i.e. the energy needed to charge the batteries in one's EV). The cost of energy that during the Obama Administration, everyone in his Administration said would have to "necessarily skyrocket".

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During the annual California wildfires a couple of years ago, there was a great deal of snark circulating regarding those people living in the evacuation areas who had EVs, but were unable to use them because the wildfires had cut the power lines into those areas.

^^;;

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (PTw5h)

223 I call it rotting ass syndrome.
Pull my finger.

Posted by: Idahonian at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (hD2j4)

224 {{{WDS}}} I meant to hug you the other night, but I think I fell asleep, I have been really tired lately. I hope that all is well with you, I am glad that you had a nice Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (a4EWo)

225 I hope they keep swiping the copies.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote




Would be fun if they kept replacing it with smaller and smaller copies until the University's Shitty Woke Wall Art budget is drained.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (M8yB3)

226 suburban wine mom that actually drives her Telsa into a phone pole on Wednesday

That's why Tesla has the "Autodrive" feature!

Posted by: Surburban Wine Moms! at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

227 {{{Jewells}}}

I got my beautiful things today! I couldn't be more delighted! What beautiful work you do!

And thank you for the extra goodie!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

228 It must be demanded that blue cities generate all their renewables within the city limits.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

229 I for one welcome the new unicorn variant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (LtGlA)

230 {{{WDS}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

231 >>221 difference between weed and hash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (csEWM)

Good. Better.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (M3Z2J)

232 This isn't the recording I was thinking of, but the second one on the Audio Recordings tab is pretty close:
https://www.owling.com/ spotted-owl/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (llON8)

233 228 It must be demanded that blue cities generate all their renewables within the city limits.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

Honestly, I am waiting for Biden to contract out federal land to Chinese companies for fracking oil to be taken back to China. Really lean in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (csEWM)

234 La Femme Nikita is a better film.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing



Will probably check it out. I picked this one because Bridget Fonda is stunning.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (M8yB3)

235 229 I for one welcome the new unicorn variant.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (LtGlA)

Orson Wells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (csEWM)

236 Agreed, Sharkman. I was wondering if he'd ever return, for a minute there. Brady, and the Bucs, suffered without him.

Side note: getting a little tired of stadiums using the opening bells from "Hells Bells" every ten minutes. I hope AC/DC got paid, because it's every stadium doing that now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (OssQ4)

237 {{{DDS}}

You are the bomb!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (/UQ/R)

238 221 difference between weed and hash?

Also, purple microdot?
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California comes online in about an hour.
CA has the answers to those questions.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (obh/i)

239 Off not nearly that crazy conspiracy guy sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (sAmhv)

240 Unfortunately, rap is frequently confused with music instead of discordant noise.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 10:47 PM (KATBx)

241 >>> 228 It must be demanded that blue cities generate all their renewables within the city limits.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

Also, they must keep ALL their waste in those same limits and re-use or recycle it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2021 10:48 PM (llON8)

242 Amish Paradise is gold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:48 PM (csEWM)

243 Been thinking lately of all the third world shitholes China has invested in the last few years. What does China do when they all decide to nationalize those investments? Simultaneously.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

244 Our governess has declared an emergency over the latest covid variant, though no cases have been announced in New York yet.

My prediction here is another lockdown and mandatory masking. Should this occur, you'll see me on the 11:00 news, as I refuse to join in their games.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 10:36 PM



We've got people here in the Southern Tier who are virtually creaming all over themselves right now at this development...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 10:49 PM (OoD92)

245

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:46 PM (csEWM)
________


That might be the straw.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:49 PM (obh/i)

246 irongrampa, depends on who's doing the rapping and how much talent they have.

For instance, the below is generally considered a 'rap' song, and I think it's beautiful. Came out in about 1993. (IMHO, rap peaked extremely early as a genre.)

PM Dawn - I'd Die Without You

https://youtu.be/p5JPT1mmlUw

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

247 During the annual California wildfires a couple of years ago, there was a great deal of snark circulating regarding those people living in the evacuation areas who had EVs, but were unable to use them because the wildfires had cut the power lines into those areas.
^^;;
Posted by: junior at November 28, 2021 10:44 PM (PTw5h)

earlier this year there was a days-long power outage in New Orleans due to some storm or other, and people were having fun passing around snapshots of the electric car owners standing in line at gas stations with gas cans, so that they would have the fuel to run their private generators to charge their Tesla's back up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (evAgx)

248 242 Amish Paradise is gold.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Yes it was! Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (sAmhv)

249 80 Oh, really? What happens when you commute distance exceeds, or even approaches, the electric car's maximum range?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 10:13 PM (P3gRi)

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Now you see why Buttglug has been so masterful in his handling of supply chain problems.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)


He can always consult with that genius Granholm. She seems to be on top of things.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

250 difference between weed and hash?

Also, purple microdot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Pull up a chair and smoke 'em if you got 'em:

Purple microdot describes a delivery form of LSD - in this case, purple dots on blotter paper.

Weed is weed of course and hash is a compressed form of the hairs from the plant itself. It is usually in block form.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (mD/uy)

251 Unfortunately, rap is frequently confused with music instead of discordant noise.

And nobody spells it right. There is a leading "c", it's just silent in this case.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)

252
If we had high-speed rail we wouldn't need electric cars.
Posted by: Boss Moss


High speed rail that stops at everybody's house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)

253 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'

Because you are the only person in the world that uses gasoline. The tradesmen, delivery, construction, transportation, shipping workers? They will have no problem at all absorbing - yet never passing on, the increased operating costs to you the customer.

Clearly the Secretary of Transportation is completely ignorant on how barrels of oil are cracked into everything from bunker fuel to diesel to fertilizers to plastics. medicines, synthetic fibers, etc. Gasoline is a unavoidable waste product and has no other use than in motor vehicles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (N980O)

254 I live in Minnesota, for about 4 months out of the year, an electric car is about as worthless as...Joe Biden. Plus, being from Minnesota, an electric car is powered partially by nuclear electricity, mostly Natural Gas electricity and still some coal powered electricity, along with a few percent Wind electricity. How does that save the planet again?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 28, 2021 10:51 PM (8Em4J)

255 Also, they must keep ALL their waste in those same limits and re-use or recycle it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Suddenly burning waste in power boilers is a good thing.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

256 Weed is weed of course and hash is a compressed form of the hairs from the plant itself. It is usually in block form.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (mD/uy)

*listening with wide eyes*

Like those old blocks of chewing tobacco I see in cartoons?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:51 PM (csEWM)

257 Amish Paradise is gold.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:48 PM (csEWM)

Agree. Al Yankovic is sorely underappreciated as a true talent. He is orders of magnitude more talented than Ray Stevens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 28, 2021 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

258 pi]They need to double our power grid to accommodate electric cars. Have they done that yet.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:18 PM (LtGlA)

We are at the "Tinkerbell" stage of industrial capitalization: If you clap and believe hard enough it will come true.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (P9T5R)

259 243 Been thinking lately of all the third world shitholes China has invested in the last few years. What does China do when they all decide to nationalize those investments? Simultaneously.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

even China doesn't have a big enough army to try to take over every shithole in the world simultaneously. Truth be told, they've made a lot of idiotic investments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (evAgx)

260 For a reminder, the glory that is Amish Paradise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (csEWM)

261 In modeling news, finally took a few minutes to examine the Hobby Boss 1/48 TBF-1C Avenger which curiously includes the markings for the sole surviving VT-8 torpedo bomber from the Battle of Midway 8-T-1 which was a TBF-1.

To make this kit a TBF-1 will require seven modifications. The most obvious is the addition of the gun trough for the .50 to the right and front of the pilot. Second is naturally removal of the wing guns. The radio mast needs to be moved forward and angled towards the nose.

Rest of the modifications are further aft. Early TBF-1s had a clear fairing to blend the greenhouse canopy in with the turret. And finally we get to those windows in the lower fuselage. Again this is all early TBF-1 stuff, the TBF-1C has two oblong windows these need to be changed into smaller round windows. And finally the crew hatch on the right side has a small round window that was later deleted as shown in the kit.

So happy modeling everyone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (T/yKs)

262 Like those old blocks of chewing tobacco I see in cartoons?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes, a bit similar. The 'baccy in that form was/is called a 'plug'.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (mD/uy)

263 Aetius, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

264 @247 earlier this year there was a days-long power outage in New Orleans due to some storm or other, and people were having fun passing around snapshots of the electric car owners standing in line at gas stations with gas cans, so that they would have the fuel to run their private generators to charge their Tesla's back up.

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IIRC, private generators fall under the new ban implemented just recently here in California. It's supposedly aimed at gas-powered leaf-blowers. But iirc, it gets just about everything that isn't ridden or truly massive.

Posted by: junior at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (PTw5h)

265 The new South Park is called "Post Covid", and is set 40 years in the future. I haven't seen it, but it's two one-hour episodes of satire. The new variant is called the Covid19 Delta+ Rewards variant. Which to me is funny because in the future, everything has a "+" version.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (OssQ4)

266
Today's good news is that Delilah was, for the third straight day, Best of Breed, regular Hound Group 2 and an Owner-Handled Best in Show. With the last win she reached 2000+ lifetime points* in the AKC National Owner-Handled Series to become the first Platinum-level** Borzoi ever.

It's even more remarkable because Lila has been professionally handled - and thus ineligible for O-H points - most of this year. Her Majesty has shown her only some 20 times this year, but she's won four O-H BIS. Some dog! Some handler!

(*AKC points calculations are incredibly Byzantine within and across rules for championship points and breed, all-breed, grand champion and owner-handled rankings. Yet all exhibitors work out in their heads all those calculations instantly)

(**They're still working on what it takes to get to Protactinium-level and Astatine-level)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (/U27+)

267 Censemilia?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (LtGlA)

268 Has anyone else ever noticed the rap story in that song makes no sense whatsoever??

Posted by: qdpsteve




Well, she is blonde, after all.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (M8yB3)

269 Ladyl!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)

270 even China doesn't have a big enough army to try to take over every shithole in the world simultaneously. Truth be told, they've made a lot of idiotic investments.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (evAgx)

Command economies are not known for their intellectual brilliance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (csEWM)

271 >>>even China doesn't have a big enough army to try to take over every shithole in the world simultaneously. Truth be told, they've made a lot of idiotic investments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:52 PM (evAgx)
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Viet Nam kicked their butts, India is kicking their butts; I hear their big machines are crap.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:54 PM (obh/i)

272 Sharkman, true.

I've also read people for a long time thought Deborah Harry actually *was* "Blondie." No, it was a group.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

273 We've got people here in the Southern Tier who are virtually creaming all over themselves right now at this development...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 10:49 PM (OoD92)

New York's supreme
The Gov will cream
For Greased Lightning Covid 19
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 28, 2021 10:54 PM (4I/2K)

274 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'

Now the worry is about government control of the electrical grid because it will be necessary to ration electrical power in the next few years or sooner.

Unless a person installs large arrays of solar panels on their home and business to generate power for their vehicles, there will be a dependence on the grid that is already collapsing under the weight of tens of millions of new people annually flooding into the country and plugging in, while at the same time, more and more dispatchable energy sources are being dismantled and replaced with unreliable/periodic energy sources.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 10:54 PM (N980O)

275 Unfortunately, rap is frequently confused with music instead of discordant noise.
Posted by: irongrampa

And it's still more sonorous than bagpipes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:55 PM (OssQ4)

276 Congrats to Hadrian and your Mrs. And Delilah gets a "Good Doggie!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 10:55 PM (SchxB)

277 A Moron dog is top Borzoi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 10:55 PM (T/yKs)

278 My prediction here is another lockdown and mandatory masking. Should this occur, you'll see me on the 11:00 news, as I refuse to join in their games.

In the words of The Genius, Allahpundit:

Americans obviously aren't going to put up with a long lockdown but I wonder if they'd tolerate a short one - say, if there's a major outbreak of Omicron this winter just a few weeks before the new jabs are expected to reach pharmacies. There'd be no justification for a lockdown once the vaccine is available but many (most?) people might be willing to hunker down at home for a month or so to ride out the wave while waiting for the new shot to be made available.

Just four weeks to stop the spread!

Posted by: Surburban Wine Moms! at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

279 Chinese aircraft carriers need land based planes to provide air cap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (LtGlA)

280 Test

Posted by: RustyG at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (bUQVF)

281 Censemilia?
Posted by: Boss Moss

I think you are trying to say - Sinsemilla.
(Seedless cannabis)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (mD/uy)

282 Only 23 more instances of the night encroaching on the day.
Come the solstice, light will begin reconquering the night.
Slowly at first, then suddenly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bitter latte then knever at November 28, 2021 10:18

And I can't wait. Tho we have cold days ahead after the winter solstice the lengthening of daylight brings the promise of warmer days.

Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (55Qr6)

283 Censemilia?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (LtGlA)
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Female pot plants that have yet to be around mail pot plants.

I forget how to spell it, but, I remember smoking lots of that stuff. Duuude....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)

284 Pretty sure Africa has swallowed up every attempt to exploit it's riches...and not for the better.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (r1z5A)

285 Again, thanks for the link.

Posted by: ZOD



Cool. Glad you got it.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (M8yB3)

286 275 Unfortunately, rap is frequently confused with music instead of discordant noise.
Posted by: irongrampa

And it's still more sonorous than bagpipes.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist



Heretic! {throws uncooked haggis}

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (sAmhv)

287 Mail? male.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)

288 Rapture makes sense . 24 hour trip.

Posted by: f'd at November 28, 2021 10:57 PM (Tnijr)

289 Paul Shanklin did "Algore Paradise" for Rush Limbaugh. That was also awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 28, 2021 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

290 I'd like a '49 Ford PickUP with hardened valves so I could burn unleaded gas.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 10:57 PM (obh/i)

291
Viet Nam kicked their butts, India is kicking their butts; I hear their big machines are crap.
Posted by: Braenyard


They should invade Ix.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2021 10:57 PM (63Dwl)

292 They need to double our power grid to accommodate electric cars. Have they done that yet.

Of course not, it will be rationed according to your allegiance to The Party along with where you are on the diversity/victim/oppressor totem pole.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (N980O)

293 He said Solar... uh, you do realize that in winter, you get home AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2021 10:19 PM (oHd/0)


Oh that reminds me. We had sunshine today! It was gorgeous. It melted the snow on the roof, sidewalk, and road. Know why it feels so good to have bright sunlight in Michigan in the winter? Because we don't get it much. I don't want to depend on solar power here. I want good old fossil fuel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

294 221 difference between weed and hash?

Also, purple microdot?

I only spent time in the 70's as a gamete, zygote and toddler.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at No

I am curious too. My sister was a hippie chick. She spoke about 4 way windowpane, I think that is was purple microdot is? Acid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (TOXd3)

295 Braenyard, by 'hardened valves' you mean non-lead valves?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

296 We Are All In This Together.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (M3Z2J)

297 I've also read people for a long time thought Deborah Harry actually *was* "Blondie." No, it was a group.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well, yes but I'm pretty sure Harry came to the idea she was 'Blondie'.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (mD/uy)

298 I thought hash was the sticky resin containing THC crystals on the flowers?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (UUBmN)

299 Chinese aircraft carriers need land based planes to provide air cap.
Posted by: Boss Moss


IF! The hypersonic weapons systems become viable, surface navies will be obsolete.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (r1z5A)

300 256 Weed is weed of course and hash is a compressed form of the hairs from the plant itself. It is usually in block form.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 10:50 PM (mD/uy)

Fun Fact about the word Hash, slang for the Arabic Hashish - a cult of violent Islamic militants became established in Egypt in the 12th Century (imagine that) and since they used copious amounts of Hashish, they were known as the Cult of the Hashishin, the "hash eaters". Tales of their murderous ways made it to England, where they became known as the Assassins. That's where we got the word.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (evAgx)

301 Can Californians sell all the shit they shoplift on ebay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (LtGlA)

302 Of course not, it will be rationed according to your allegiance to The Party along with where you are on the diversity/victim/oppressor totem pole.

Second look at home distilling and carburetor fed engines?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

303 Tony, hmmm.
Well, Harry wouldn't be the only one who came to that conclusion. After enough members overdosed, Chrissie Hynde took over complete control of the Pretenders, to the point that she pretty much *is* the band at this stage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

304 Good evening horde....obviously i'm popping in at the right time.

Posted by: redchief at November 28, 2021 11:00 PM (Kab4E)

305 "Regular lead-acid auto batteries sure don't. Their self-discharge rate goes way high"

Forget regular lead-acid, use the groovy lysergic-acid. Talk about way high, but you can recharge.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:00 PM (KAi1n)

306 Puddleglum, I'm only joshing. I like bagpipes on occasion, too. Funerals, Mel Gibson films, Dropkick Murphy's...

Vuvuzelas, on the other hand...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)

307 I am curious too. My sister was a hippie chick. She spoke about 4 way windowpane, I think that is was purple microdot is? Acid.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Windowpane was LSD imbedded in a gelatin substance. It was formed into a wafer with 4 parts all joined together - it looked like a windowpane.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (mD/uy)

308 Heretic! {throws uncooked haggis}
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (sAmhv)

Rap has no musicality at all. Any music that finds its way into a rap record is usually stolen. They can't even drum. The beat is haphazard and spastic, like a dying jackfish hammering on the deck of your boat with its tail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)

309 Yesterday in an interview, Faucistein said that people were who argued with him, were just wrong, because he REPRESENTED SCIENCE.

Uh, without argument... without debate... there IS NO SCIENCE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2021 10:21 PM (oHd/0)


Wasn't it Al Gore who said that the science is settled? Kind of different from my junior high science teachers who said that scientific theories are continually being reexamined and retested.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

310 SFGoth, what about Fentanyl batteries?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

311 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (/U27+)

Thanks Hadrian, I am always glad to hear that you all and Delilah are doing so well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (hOUT3)

312 295 Braenyard, by 'hardened valves' you mean non-lead valves?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yes. I think it's the valve seats and the part of the valve that sets in the seat that's the problem with older engines.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (obh/i)

313 Our governess has declared an emergency over the latest covid variant, though no cases have been announced in New York yet.


Well, that certainly answers the question on what defines an "emergency" - an emergency that is so great that it overrides basic human rights, all laws and the Constitution.

That "emergency" can be simply a hysterical response to a rumor or hypothetical.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (N980O)

314 BLONDIE!!!

Posted by: Tuco at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (63Dwl)

315 He said Solar... uh, you do realize that in winter, you get home AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

Basement/crawlspace full of Lithium ion batteries...what could go wrong?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (r1z5A)

316 I think that a good clue to who exactly is behind the Canal may be found in the two most unpopular things they are attempting to force down the throats of Americans, hang the political cost...vaccine and electric cars.

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (3/XaG)

317 SFGoth, what about Fentanyl batteries?

The George Floyd of batteries, the acme!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (T/yKs)

318 IF! The hypersonic weapons systems become viable, surface navies will be obsolete.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
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My initial take on hypersonic weapons is, cool technology, but, the problem is course corrections. I want to know how one engineers the weapon to withstand the kind of course corrections needed when the target is moving to avoid the path of the incoming warhead.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 11:02 PM (2SdPm)

319 Anna, I imagine they go real fast for a while ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

320 Cabal, not canal

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (3/XaG)

321 ..Iris! I miss you guys so much! Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 10:43 PM (/UQ/R)

Hang out at Weasel's Rifle Clinic, next year. He'll teach you not to miss!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

322 OMG all the content!

Started reading Master Sniper, set in the late part of WW2, and chapter two has a lot to say about the StG-44, a really hot assault rifle. A couple of guys in London, one a yank, are in a joint weapons intelligence force, discussing a special shipment of these, and before their talk, the yank is looking out the window into the night.

On the horizon, a V2 has hit and something's burning. The brit says whats up as he enters the room and the yank says, I'm just looking to see where they're parking their freight tonight.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (KiBMU)

323 I've also read people for a long time thought Deborah Harry actually *was* "Blondie." No, it was a group.

Posted by: qdpsteve



Harry was great in the movie VideoDrome with James Woods. Creepy sci-fi about an indie tv station owner who gets tangled up with a snuff film operation. Really a cult classic from the 80s.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (M8yB3)

324 Spread the Stop.

Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2021 11:03 PM (taPSh)

325 My sister was a hippie chick. She spoke about 4 way windowpane, I think that is was purple microdot is? Acid.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Windowpane was just another delivery method. So named because it was clear. Instead of paper squares it was a clear square of dried gelatin. Struggling to remember if I ever actually saw any.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (OssQ4)

326 Sharkman, yup. The clips of Videodrome always looked super-creepy to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

327 309 Yesterday in an interview, Faucistein said that people were who argued with him, were just wrong, because he REPRESENTED SCIENCE.


OhmyGAWD, he's a Geek Judge Dredd.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (evAgx)

328 eBay. They just put solar panels on the roofs of cars. A few windmills. You're all set.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (LtGlA)

329 IF! The hypersonic weapons systems become viable, surface navies will be obsolete.

Until we equip our destroyers with frikkin' lasers.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (kOpft)

330 Censemilia?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 28, 2021 10:53 PM (LtGlA)
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Female pot plants that have yet to be around mail pot plants.

I forget how to spell it, but, I remember smoking lots of that stuff. Duuude....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)

Try the Carl Spackler Bent. You can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take some home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night.

https://youtu.be/S-pmcO6U8eg

Posted by: Carl Spackler, Asst Head Greenskeeper Bushwood at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

331 Retardo and his Iceback energy secretary imposed a 50 percent increase on drilling lease fees on fed land. Friday night, being sneaky fuckers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (C1Lsn)

332 Of course not, it will be rationed according to your allegiance to The Party along with where you are on the diversity/victim/oppressor totem pole.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 10:58 PM (N980O)


This is only equitable way to allocate limited resources to the peasants, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (hOUT3)

333 What kind of temperatures will a hypersonic missile generate during atmospheric fight? Is any non-nuclear explosive stable enough to not explode?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 11:05 PM (T/yKs)

334 Second look at home distilling and carburetor fed engines?

Fully expect whatever creation you build to be commandeered by government or your local warlord.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:05 PM (N980O)

335 Congrats to you and Her Majesty and the hounds, Hadrian(7)!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:06 PM (M8yB3)

336 I forget how to spell it, but, I remember smoking lots of that stuff. Duuude....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 10:56 PM (2SdPm)

"sin semilla" - without seeds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:06 PM (evAgx)

337 OhmyGAWD, he's a Geek Judge Dredd.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (evAgx)

I just had a happy image of Fauci as Mama getting thrown out a high rise window by Karl Urban after getting a booster shot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2021 11:06 PM (csEWM)

338 126 Imagine the fast-talking list of possible side effects if there were normal covid vaxx commercials on TV? If you wrote it here, Pixy would make you split the list into three comments.

"...side effects to be continued in next commercial..."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)


Please tell me there isn't "anal leakage" and "some sexual side effects". Yeah, I've seen commercials for drugs where those things were listed. Yikes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

339 >>Rap has no musicality at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)

It typically scans and rhymes. Poetry, maybe. Music? De gustibus non est...

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 11:06 PM (M3Z2J)

340 Retardo and his Iceback energy secretary imposed a 50 percent increase on drilling lease fees on fed land. Friday night, being sneaky fuckers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (C1Lsn)
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The howling from Dem reps should be epic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 11:07 PM (2SdPm)

341 I was always left wondering what the "sexual side effects " were.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

342 The only anal leakage is from Fauci....

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 11:07 PM (T/yKs)

343 BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN The people who stand to benefit most from owning an EV are often rural residents, who have the longest distances to drive
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What a total fucking assclown. That isn't how this works. That isn't how any of this works.

Gasoline and Diesel are absolutely unsurpassed for economical and plentiful energy dense affordable transportation. Nothing else even comes close.

These people are saboteurs. Don't be fooled.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:07 PM (NUalg)

344 Second look at home distilling and carburetor fed engines?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

Go right to gas-generator systems. Proven to work in WWII, in many countries. The process is pyrolysis, the destructive distillation of organic matter by heat in the absence of oxygen. Coal, sawdust, wood, compost, food waste, straw, dead hoboes, almost anything organic can be pyrolyzed and made into fuel gas. There is an abundance of information on the Web, including plans published by the DOE, if I remember right. Try; The Gengas Page.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:07 PM (P3gRi)

345 >>333 What kind of temperatures will a hypersonic missile generate during atmospheric fight? Is any non-nuclear explosive stable enough to not explode?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 11:05 PM (T/yKs)

High temperatures. Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (M3Z2J)

346 OhmyGAWD, he's a Geek Judge Dredd.

I am the science
And you won't f*ck around no more (I am the science)
I vax the rich, I vax the poor (I am the science)
Take ivermectin, I'll lock the door (I am the science)
Because in CDC-land, I am the science

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (SchxB)

347 I was always left wondering what the "sexual side effects " were.
Posted by: nerdygirl

If we have to ask, we don't want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (mD/uy)

348

Anal leakage! Mmmmm...

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (OoD92)

349
Windowpane was LSD imbedded in a gelatin substance. It was formed into a wafer with 4 parts all joined together - it looked like a windowpane.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28,

I didn't know why it was called that, thanks. I still don't know what hash is.
I did google "is meth crack?" when breaking bad was on tv. I need to get a tour of a pot grow so I could submit the pictures of it for the garden thread.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (MySN1)

350 >>> 331 Retardo and his Iceback energy secretary imposed a 50 percent increase on drilling lease fees on fed land. Friday night, being sneaky fuckers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (C1Lsn)

Story idea: state ZZ decides to confiscate all feralgov land within its boundaries...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (llON8)

351 BLONDIE!!!

Posted by: Tuco




*sound of distant gunshot*

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (M8yB3)

352 I'd like to know the graft component that is going to Congress and the Big Guy's family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

Buncha asshole doctors here wrote a letter to the professional review board trying to get doctors who provide early Covid treatment de-licensed because they were spreading harmful misinformation and unapproved treatments. So far, they've been told to pound sand, but the idea that early treatment will incentivize folks to bypass the clot shot is just too much for them. They get all that sweet government cash for the vax, and can't stand it that someone who is actually practicing medicine might cut into those happy profits.

Follow the money, always.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (aD8oV)

353 Please tell me there isn't "anal leakage" and "some sexual side effects". Yeah, I've seen commercials for drugs where those things were listed. Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I'm reminded of the short-lived Olestra fad. Fat-free Sun Chips had that first warning on the bag.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (OssQ4)

354 Arbeitsgemeinschaft Energiebilanzen
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Every German phrase looks like something you'd see on the gates above as you enter the Happy Fun Kamp.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes


Arbeit
sge
mein
schaft

I don't know much German, but I know "Arbeit" is "work," and "Mein" is "my". "Schaft" seems obvious.

The "Working Group for Energy Budgets" is telling the rest of Germany "but first, you will blow us."

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:10 PM (P1f+c)

355 The Mrs taught at Texas School for the deaf years ago. Went to a football game against their big rival from Louisiana that had LSD on the side of their helmet. There was a giant drum on wheels that followed the line of scrimmage. The offense would call their play and line up on the ball. The qb would then nod at the drummer that would bang 3 times on the drum. The kids could feel the vibrations and would go on 1st 2nd or 3rd note to vary snaps. Only problem was for the hearing folks. I left in the he 3rd qtr with a splitting headache.

Posted by: RustyG at November 28, 2021 11:10 PM (bUQVF)

356 Story idea: state ZZ decides to confiscate all feralgov land within its boundaries...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (llON


Sounds like insurrection!
NTTAWWT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

357 I'm watching that 60 Minutes episode 18-1 posted. Wow. Aside from the historical interest because it was during my childhood, it's wow. History repeats and now we're in the farce phase.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)

358 BREAKING NEWS:

Santa has come down with Covid this year. He won't be able to deliver presents to the good children of the world.

But there's good news: his young, healthy daughter has agreed to make the rounds on his behalf. The world welcomes this fantastic news! Here's a pic so people will recognize her:

https://tinyurl.com/yckuxd8d

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

359 I AM the SCiEnCE!

Posted by: Judge Fauci at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (+I6Y/)

360 340 Retardo and his Iceback energy secretary imposed a 50 percent increase on drilling lease fees on fed land. Friday night, being sneaky fuckers
---------------

345 days until the 2022 election.

The closer the election the less they will do.
After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (obh/i)

361 The clips of Videodrome always looked super-creepy to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve




If you get the chance watch the whole thing. It is really "out there" and D. Harry is gorgeous in it.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (M8yB3)

362 Scanning for life forms.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (vuisn)

363 These people are saboteurs. Don't be fooled.
Posted by: Common Tater


The type of people here are not their target group.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (r1z5A)

364 Sharkman, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

365 Posted by: nerdygirl at

No kidding. Wonder how well solar works in WA and OR?

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2021 11:12 PM (LZkdC)

366 Follow the money, always.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (aD8oV)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

367 >>> 360
.....
345 days until the 2022 election.

The closer the election the less they will do.
After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (obh/i)

You don't expect us to *do* anything then, right? We need to control the House and Senate, AND the Presidency. Donate now!!

Posted by: GOPe at November 28, 2021 11:12 PM (llON8)

368 197 name a rap song with lyrics that make sense, come on. and I LIKE the Man from Mars. Who's done with cars. Cause now he only eats guitars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 10:38 PM (evAgx)


I don't know much of anything about rap, but the dis tracks usually make sense. Eminem had a couple when he was on his way up ("Hey, anybody want to hear your grandpa rap?"). You can't rip someone a new one, verbally, without making some sense.

Posted by: Splunge at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (PQ4Fz)

369 Here's WonderMike, Hank, and MasterG with Rapper's Delight:

https://youtu.be/mcCK99wHrk0

Posted by: The Sugarhill Gang at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (4I/2K)

370 Mayor Pete is fucking worthless as tits on a husband.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (sIxXb)

371 >>Arbeit
sge
mein
schaft

Loosely translated: "Work togetherness."

In English idiom, "teamwork."

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (M3Z2J)

372 331 Retardo and his Iceback energy secretary imposed a 50 percent increase on drilling lease fees on fed land. Friday night, being sneaky fuckers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2021 11:04 PM (C1Lsn)

and this was an even higher level of idiocy than they usually achieve - here's why. First, of course it is a disincentive to lease, so that hurts the energy situation, and enrages anyone who understands how it works. BUT the rad left wanted leasing stopped COMPLETELY, so they are still pissed off that he allowed it at any price. On top of that, it doesn't raise enough money to actually be anything more than a rounding error on the Treasury accounts.

So EVERYONE is mad about it, and it accomplishes absolutely nothing. Brilliant job, guys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (evAgx)

373 I'm reminded of the short-lived Olestra fad. Fat-free Sun Chips had that first warning on the bag.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Fat that has zero calories because you can't digest it. Just slides right on through.

I guess marketing skipped the "focus group" step on that one.

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (P1f+c)

374 Yes. I think it's the valve seats and the part of the valve that sets in the seat that's the problem with older engines.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (obh/i)

The seats in particular. Many older engines with cast iron heads (and flatheads with cast iron blocks) don't have separate valve seats. The parent metal is simply shaped into a seat. Usually, the heads or blocks can be machined, and hardened inserts installed. For a price.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (P3gRi)

375 After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.

By whom?

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (kOpft)

376 After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:11 PM (obh/i)


And boy, oh boy, did that "Republican Revolution" really shake things up and get us back on the right course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:14 PM (hOUT3)

377 Splunge, I have zero respect for Eminem as a rapper and as a person.

First of all he's a hateful lefty.
Second of all, when he was coming up as a rapper, he took nasty shots at everybody. But now that he's on top, he wants everyone to know he's untouchable and off limits.

Fcuk him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Long live the new flesh.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 28, 2021 11:15 PM (vuisn)

379 I wonder if there is some common element among smash and grab looters, something that business owners could keep an eye open for that might tip them off they are about to be looted.

I wonder.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:16 PM (7F9te)

380 Fat that has zero calories because you can't digest it. Just slides right on through.

I guess marketing skipped the "focus group" step on that one.
Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (P1f+c)

Wasnt there some brand of potato chips called WOW! - I believe that is what you said after the 5 alarm gonna shitmypantsNOW!

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 28, 2021 11:16 PM (+I6Y/)

381 https://tinyurl.com/yckuxd8d

Posted by: qdpsteve




Nice, but that Arabic lettering tells me she better watch her back or her head's going to wind up in a camera bag before too long for "showing meat to the infidels".

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:16 PM (M8yB3)

382 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:16 PM (7F9te)

We'll have none of that crazy talk here, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

383 379 I wonder if there is some common element among smash and grab looters, something that business owners could keep an eye open for that might tip them off they are about to be looted.

I wonder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



MAGA hats?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (sAmhv)

384

Follow the money, always.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (aD8oV)
---------------

This variant of the China virus is their last hurrah. The Delta was gone before we knew it. This new one will spread farther, faster, and cover everyone.

We will all catch it and not get (too) sick.
After this winter it will be necessary for them to gin up a new schtick.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (obh/i)

385 Rap has no musicality at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)

It typically scans and rhymes. Poetry, maybe. Music? De gustibus non est...


Rappers culturally appropriate from 15th century European white men. It is called Skeltonic Verse after John Skelton.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (N980O)

386 Long will the "drugs and anal leakage" ONT be remembered.

Posted by: Splunge at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (PQ4Fz)

387

ISTR, Harley-Davidson Sportsters of a certain era required engine modification to use unleaded fuel -- called the "No-Lead Shovelhead"...

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (OoD92)

388 New flesh for old.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (ZSK0i)

389 Sharkman, I think it's Farsi :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

390 Pixie's after my butt tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (obh/i)

391

/offsock

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (OoD92)

392 SEC. BUTTIGIEG: IF YOU BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE, YOU 'WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN'
'The people who stand to benefit most from owning an EV are often rural residents, who have the longest distances to drive'


It's refreshing when these so called intellectuals reafirm their ignorance of basic fooking simple a$$ root cause fault isolation. They don't have the slightest damned clue where or how electricity is created other than a wall outlet.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (IJES/)

393 Long will the "drugs and anal leakage" ONT be remembered.
Posted by: Splunge

Truth be told, we can easily tie together drugs, anal leakage, and Videodrome with Deborah Harry.

CBD can write up the pitch!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2021 11:19 PM (mD/uy)

394 Pete, new nic? You abstinent now?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:19 PM (OssQ4)

395 375 After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.

By whom?
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (kOpft)

John Holmes, if it was up to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:19 PM (evAgx)

396 Being of Scottish descent I love the bagpipes. But I also know they are not exactly musical instruments per se. yes, it takes just as much practice (I am learning on a chanter, the pipe portion), but they are historically known as a call to battle, and also communication between forces. And the occasional AC/DC song.

But I love Amazing Grace on the pipes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 28, 2021 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)

397 Not one mention of the race of the flash mobs. It's like if you ignore it it will just all go away like a bad dream.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:20 PM (EeUIW)

398 Wake me when the powers that be announce a crash program of clearing the obstacles to building a whole lot of nuclear power plants. That's when I will believe that they think Global Warmening is something other than a scam.

Posted by: Splunge at November 28, 2021 11:20 PM (PQ4Fz)

399 Truth be told, we can easily tie together drugs, anal leakage, and Videodrome with Deborah Harry.

CBD can write up the pitch!
Posted by: Tonypete

In rap form.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:20 PM (OssQ4)

400

Let's try that again, shall we?

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (OoD92)

401 383 379 I wonder if there is some common element among smash and grab looters, something that business owners could keep an eye open for that might tip them off they are about to be looted.

I wonder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
--------------------

Appears Home Depot was OK with employees defending the store. I'd give each one a can of Bear Spray for their aprons.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (obh/i)

402 I AM the SCiEnCE!

Posted by: Judge Fauci




Watched the original Stallone Judge Dread the other night. The FX do not hold up at all. Armand Assante still does those crazy eyes to perfection though.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (M8yB3)

403 >>> 384
Follow the money, always.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 28, 2021 11:09 PM (aD8oV)
---------------
This variant of the China virus is their last hurrah. The Delta was gone before we knew it. This new one will spread farther, faster, and cover everyone.
We will all catch it and not get (too) sick.
After this winter it will be necessary for them to gin up a new schtick.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (obh/i)

Global Warming.

Posted by: Great Resetters at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (llON8)

404 Basement/crawlspace full of Lithium ion batteries...what could go wrong?

Sometimes they spontaneously superheat your home!

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (N980O)

405 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:18 PM (IJES/)

The sad, but true, thing is that it really doesn't take much actual intelligence to see that they (our putative betters) are shoveling BS at us at an ever increasing rate!

Yet...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:21 PM (hOUT3)

406 Even my visiting lefty relatives are not at all worked up about Omicron. Chicken Little fatigue.

Posted by: Splunge at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (PQ4Fz)

407 345 days until the 2022 election.
The closer the election the less they will do.
After the election they will be hammered worse than Clinton after Newt and Tom DeLay led the Republicans to victory.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yeah, I'm hopeful too, but we don't have Newt or DeLay, we have fucking Kevin McCarthy. So we'll "win" again, and the gotdamned Dutch Rudder Republicans will help the commies screw us again.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (sIxXb)

408 What kind of temperatures will a hypersonic missile generate during atmospheric fight? Is any non-nuclear explosive stable enough to not explode?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2021 11:05 PM (T/yKs)

Depends on the altitude of flight. Higher, thinner altitudes present lower drag, and induced heating. Thermal limits on the payload have to be carefully ballanced, or the trigger will not funcrion. Airframe resilience, has to be buikt in for the lower altitude flight, during launch and in terminal phases. Too mich heat either renders the payload inop, or in worst cases...early high yield.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (IJES/)

409 At 6:30 in the 60 Mins show, they're showing an ad from the late 50's or early 60's for Camel cigs claiming that that's the most popular brand with doctors, including throat specialists. "Take our 30 day cigarette test" - yeah, get hooked on nicotine. What a hoot. No thanks. Never had a cig and never will.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

410 Splunge, that's a good sign.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Just finished watching The Gentlemen for the second time. That really was a well written and well acted movie.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (EeUIW)

412 The turd burglar is a blithering idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (LZkdC)

413 But I love Amazing Grace on the pipes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Same. And as an instrument it works quite well in Dropkick Murphys' music, and as accompaniment to lots more.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (OssQ4)

414 Appears Home Depot was OK with employees defending the store. I'd give each one a can of Bear Spray for their aprons.

I remember back in The Day when I was young and stupid and managed a Radio Shack. A urban rat came in and wahooed some electronics. A couple of the bored sales reps chased the perp down and beat his ass nearly into a coma. Never had a problem since.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (N980O)

415 Yeah, I'm hopeful too, but we don't have Newt or DeLay, we have fucking Kevin McCarthy. So we'll "win" again, and the gotdamned Dutch Rudder Republicans will help the commies screw us again.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (sIxXb)


Don't forget Turtle McConnell is also in "our" camp.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 28, 2021 11:24 PM (hOUT3)

416 Censemilia?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Female pot plants that have yet to be around male pot plants.
Posted by: blake


And I thought "extra virgin" was just for olive oil. It's for pot, too?

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:24 PM (P1f+c)

417 Never had a cig and never will.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (KAi1n)

How can you not trust doctors?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:24 PM (P3gRi)

418 Don't Farsi, Arabic, Kurdish, Urdu and Pashtu all use the same Arabic script?

How you can tell the difference is beyond me.

Luckily, I don't give even the tiniest of fucks about anything related to Islam or its lunatic adherents.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (M8yB3)

419 ...and the gotdamned Dutch Rudder Republicans will help the commies screw us again.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM



I looked up "Dutch Rudder" at Urban Dictionary...

Oh, my...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (OoD92)

420 Too mich heat either renders the payload inop, or in worst cases...early high yield.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (IJES/)
-----------------

All that required tech for hypersonic missile and their subs sink and they can't master a catapult for their carrier.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (obh/i)

421 Truth be told, we can easily tie together drugs, anal leakage, and Videodrome with Deborah Harry.

CBD can write up the pitch!
Posted by: Tonypete

In rap form.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:20 PM (OssQ4)

The Humpty Dance, y'all!
https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM

Posted by: Digital Underground at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (4I/2K)

422 By whom?
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (kOpft)
John Holmes, if it was up to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Fuck 'em with diseased zombie schlong FTW

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (sIxXb)

423 Posted by: SFGoth

Wait. 60 Minutes is showing people that doctors have historically been working with corporations to lie?!

What's their angle here?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (OssQ4)

424 >>Dutch Rudder Republicans
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:22 PM (sIxXb)

So fucked up.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (M3Z2J)

425 Sharkman, just a guess based on the description the pic had at FB.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

426 Don't Farsi, Arabic, Kurdish, Urdu and Pashtu all use the same Arabic script?

How you can tell the difference is beyond me.

Luckily, I don't give even the tiniest of fucks about anything related to Islam or its lunatic adherents.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (M8yB3)

It's squiggles all the way down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:27 PM (P3gRi)

427 Cleaning up the puke stains, check. Swept the used condoms, ashes, and broken glass under the rugs, check. Did you all remember to top back up the bottles in ace's liquor cabinet with the cheap stuff? Also, who was in charge of getting his Jag back in the garage and setting its odometer back?

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2021 11:27 PM (hRl/Q)

428 "Pack after pack. Week after week. See for yourself why Camels are so popular with the [oncologists, radiologists, pharmaceutical companies, and undertakers] of America." Congratulations, you have successfully installed cancer. And if that doesn't getcha, the emphysema and COPD will. (Yeah, yeah, everyone's got a grandmother or some such who smoked until she was 94, then got hit by a truck.)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

429 Luckily, I don't give even the tiniest of fucks about anything related to Islam or its lunatic adherents.
Posted by: Sharkman

*ears perk up*

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2021 11:28 PM (LZkdC)

430 I looked up "Dutch Rudder" at Urban Dictionary...
Oh, my...
Posted by: Zettai

Suits better than RINO, IMHO...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:28 PM (sIxXb)

431 All retail stores in the future will be like jewelry stores are now.

'Hold on while I buzz you in.'

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:29 PM (EeUIW)

432 -----------------

All that required tech for hypersonic missile and their subs sink and they can't master a catapult for their carrier.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (obh/i)


They only need to get lucky once. We have to be lucky all the damned time. Quantity over quality.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:29 PM (IJES/)

433 It's refreshing when these so called intellectuals reafirm their ignorance of basic fooking simple a$$ root cause fault isolation. They don't have the slightest damned clue where or how electricity is created other than a wall outlet.

Its sort of like the dimwits who are convinced that while staring at an empty shelf that the origin of more is found "in the back". Where does chicken come from? "In the back". Where do rolls of toilet paper come from? "In the back".

A very special magical place - like Santa's workshop.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:29 PM (N980O)

434 I'd been looking on that famous auction site for some old school outdoor Christmas lights. Luckily before spending any money, I found some older strings cleaning out my parents attic. They are in excellent condition.

The cool thing about the internet, I surmised I could find info about them, somebody would have a web page, forums, and support group on "Old Christmas Tree Lights" and sure enough there is. I found one string of indoor lights that date from ~ 1934.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (NUalg)

435 Fauci should be tried for crimes against humanity.

Grab 12 guys off the street for the jury. One expert showing that cloth masks do nothing to protect from virii, or much of anything for that matter. Use Fauci himself as an expert.

Prosecutor mat present that anthrax is on order 10,000 times larger than a virus. Give Fauci a little puff. Little like dredging his face through a five pound sack off flour.

The prosecution rests.

Should nit take more than fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (CcZ6c)

436 You would think 60 Minutes would want to hide this bit of history. I don't understand.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (OssQ4)

437 "Pack after pack. Week after week. See for yourself why Camels are so popular with the [oncologists, radiologists, pharmaceutical companies, and undertakers] of America." Congratulations, you have successfully installed cancer. And if that doesn't getcha, the emphysema and COPD will. (Yeah, yeah, everyone's got a grandmother or some such who smoked until she was 94, then got hit by a truck.)
Posted by: SFGoth

Or run over by a reindeer.

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (arJlL)

438 ISTR, Harley-Davidson Sportsters of a certain era required engine modification to use unleaded fuel -- called the "No-Lead Shovelhead"...

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at November 28, 2021 11:17 PM (OoD92)

Not sportsters (1000cc), but the shovelhead engines of the bigger bikes( 1200cc). Sportsters of that era had cast iron heads, shovelheads had aluminum heads. Some dudes upgraded to the hardened seats, but many didn't and they were usually fine. The last few years of shovelheads had the hard seats. Scary shit doing valve seats. If they weren't done right the seats would fail and fall out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (VwHCD)

439 And if that doesn't getcha, the emphysema and COPD will. (Yeah, yeah, everyone's got a grandmother or some such who smoked until she was 94, then got hit by a truck.)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

Chill, dude!

(Hands SFGoth a spliff made from Monsanto Roundup-Ready free-range pot.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:31 PM (P3gRi)

440 By whom?
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2021 11:13 PM (kOpft)
John Holmes, if it was up to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Fuck 'em with diseased zombie schlong FTW
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

The Inquisition left us with many helpful hints.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:31 PM (r1z5A)

441 431 All retail stores in the future will be like jewelry stores are now Amazon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:31 PM (7F9te)

442
I looked up "Dutch Rudder" at Urban Dictionary...

Oh, my...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (OoD92)

I always regret looking things up at the Urban Dictionary.

and yet I can't stop....

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:32 PM (evAgx)

443 I didn't know why it was called that, thanks. I still don't know what hash is.
I did google "is meth crack?" when breaking bad was on tv. I need to get a tour of a pot grow so I could submit the pictures of it for the garden thread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (MySN1)


Last year I got invited to trim flowers for a grower, but I declined because of some financial conflicts with the company. Maybe next year since I am between jobs

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2021 11:32 PM (P9T5R)

444 When the government of the Solomon Islands changed their allegiance from Taiwan to mainland China recently, the capital city Honaria erupted in violence. Chinatown took the brunt of it, I believe. It seems wherever the Chinese go, the locals can't stand them.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 28, 2021 11:32 PM (mNhhD)

445
Or run over by a reindeer.
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (arJlL)


So you're saying Mrs. Claus is available? Not just on the 24th of Dec, but all year long now?

Posted by: Elf supervisor - at November 28, 2021 11:33 PM (IJES/)

446 I found one string of indoor lights that date from ~ 1934.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:30 PM (NUalg)

Wonder if they crackle when you move them- be interested what they used for wire

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 28, 2021 11:33 PM (+I6Y/)

447 And I thought "extra virgin" was just for olive oil. It's for pot, too?
Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:24 PM (P1f+c)
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Sinsemilla was once described to me as, "Super Horny Female Pot Plants."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 11:34 PM (2SdPm)

448 I was thinking today that the death rate of band members and singers is probably the highest among 'celebrity' categories across the board.

If they live past 55 they've beat the odds.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:34 PM (EeUIW)

449 Yo Biff. I really enjoyed your nephew's music that you linked. Really good stuff. Great guitar work and cool songs. I'm keeping that in my rotation.

Posted by: vancouver bill at November 28, 2021 11:34 PM (oSX/P)

450 Off Ricky Bobby sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (IJES/)

451 Hadrian the Seventh, congratulations on the lovely pooch's accomplishments.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

452 >>I need to get a tour of a pot grow so I could submit the pictures of it for the garden thread.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2021 11:08 PM (MySN1)

You might also consider taking a picture of a dog so you could submit it for the pet thread.

Posted by: ZOD at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (M3Z2J)

453 Kieth Richards has probably been bogarting all the life force allocated for that category.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (EeUIW)

454 I was thinking today that the death rate of band members and singers is probably the highest among 'celebrity' categories across the board.

If they live past 55 they've beat the odds.

Posted by: Just a side note

How old is Yoko ?

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (arJlL)

455 I looked up "Dutch Rudder" at Urban Dictionary...
Oh, my...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:26 PM (OoD92)
I always regret looking things up at the Urban Dictionary.
and yet I can't stop....
Posted by: Tom Servo

Or Rusty Rudder, if you prefer

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (sIxXb)

456 I love the old C9 light strings that had one red and one green strand intertwined. I remember those from childhood.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 28, 2021 11:36 PM (mNhhD)

457 Hypersonic?

Try out a Sprint missile.

I think the term is really meant to indicate a "ballistic" nuke with some capacity to adjust trajectory. Really fast missiles is so '60s.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at November 28, 2021 11:36 PM (SkXpx)

458 How old is Yoko ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (arJlL)
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Thank you for mentioning Yoko, JT.

What's next? Prometheus?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 28, 2021 11:36 PM (2SdPm)

459 A 1949 Ford truck would have had a Flathead.

They are relatively low compression, and Henry used good steel in those. They don't need leaded gasoline, nor hardened valve seats.

Valve seat erosion is a thing, but it is overblown. It was an issue, particularly in engines ran hard at high speeds like towing, or extended highway runs in some 70s engines is my understanding. Also, while the installation of hardened valve seats isn't rocket science, it has to be done correctly. If the machine shop Fs it up, you will not be a happy camper, as the seat starts flopping around inside the engine if it lets go. If you're redoing the engine or having the heads redone that's one thing, but otherwise I'd not worry about it. Amoco sold unleaded gasoline all along. They used crap steel at some point, though not in the 50s and 60s.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:36 PM (NUalg)

460 Yo Biff. I really enjoyed your nephew's music that you linked. Really good stuff. Great guitar work and cool songs. I'm keeping that in my rotation.
Posted by: vancouver bill at November 28, 2021 11:34 PM (oSX/P)

Thank you! He posts regular like on the facebook AoS group. Tell him so.

I asked, and he told me i could get digital format for my usb drive from amazon.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:37 PM (IJES/)

461 They only need to get lucky once. We have to be lucky all the damned time. Quantity over quality.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:29 PM (IJES/)

you can never stop every single attack, it's a fools errand to try. The only defense is a guarantee of a massive counter attack, that's the reason for MAD. No one likes it, but there's no other solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:37 PM (evAgx)

462 Hey hordemind. How's the grey box land tonight?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at November 28, 2021 11:37 PM (EiPf6)

463 He said Solar... uh, you do realize that in winter, you get home AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

Basement/crawlspace full of Lithium ion batteries...what could go wrong?
Posted by: Some Rat


Well, that burns your house down while you're at work.

The safer answer is to buy two Teslas. Drive the red one to work M/W/F while you charge the blue one, and vice-versa on T/Th.

Then it only burns down your garage while you're at work.

Also: everyone goes back to having detached garages, to solve the obvious problem with this plan.

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (P1f+c)

464 Posted by: Just a side note

How old is Yoko ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:35 PM (arJlL)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u3u16bFEYU

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (obh/i)

465 I still don't know what hash is.

Meat and potato dish, usually comprised of leftover meats from another meal.

If your kids ask to borrow $50 from you because they want to smoke some hash, give it to them and prepare yourself for a gustatory delight.

Hash prepared in a smoker is excellent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (7F9te)

466 you can never stop every single attack, it's a fools errand to try. The only defense is a guarantee of a massive counter attack, that's the reason for MAD. No one likes it, but there's no other solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo

There's always the Doomsday Machine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (sIxXb)

467 Bif--FB aos group? Is there a secret handshake?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (EiPf6)

468 Hey hordemind. How's the grey box land tonight

It's a good night. People are using facts, logic, and humor. Sometimes in the same post.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)

469 Massed bagpipes doing a march can raise the hair on one's neck. They ARE impressive in full throat.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 11:39 PM (KATBx)

470 >>>you can never stop every single attack, it's a fools errand to try. The only defense is a guarantee of a massive counter attack, that's the reason for MAD. No one likes it, but there's no other solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:37 PM (evAgx)
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Agreed, we should nuke them now.
And announce 'it anyone bitches, You're Next'.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:40 PM (obh/i)

471 I had to adjust a pretty significant house fire that was caused by those older big bulbed Christmas lights. It was just weeks after Christmas and the grandkid decided to plug in the Christmas lights that were thrown in a cardboard box with other flammable decorations. The grandmother was literally ready to disown the grandkid when I talked to her.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:40 PM (EeUIW)

472  Hey hordemind. How's the grey box land tonight?
Posted by: Funsize

Soothing as chamomile tea, as always.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:40 PM (sIxXb)

473 Bif--FB aos group? Is there a secret handshake?
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (EiPf6)

Yeah, one of the members has to invite you. It's a private group. I havent had fb for maybe six or seven years, so i cannot invite you.

Also, maybe 30% of the group are probably glowies, like here...so be cool with what you post once you get in.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:41 PM (IJES/)

474 I love the old C9 light strings that had one red and one green strand intertwined. I remember those from childhood.
Posted by: JuJuBee


The "bubblers" were my favorite. Tubes of I presume to be alcohol, merrily entertaining me.,

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:41 PM (r1z5A)

475 BTW, that stunned non-squaw in Canada? Never heard of her before tonight. Not one of the go-to "experts" that crop up whenever some tribe gets their whine on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)

476 All retail stores in the future will be like jewelry stores are now.

Other models can be like Service Merchandise where there was a single, well handled floor model. If you were stupid enough to want that product you would take a ticket to the cashier, then wait down by a metal conveyor and wait for some gorilla to toss your purchase out like a suitcase carousel at the departures gate at an airport.

Otherwise, the entrance/egress will be more like a full height turnstile. Use facial recognition to identify those in the cooperative database as shoplifters. Seems like a good business to design, integrate and operate the cooperative security system. The product will sell itself.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:42 PM (N980O)

477 They ARE impressive in full throat.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 11:39 PM (KATBx)

yeah, that's Kamala for ya!

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 28, 2021 11:42 PM (evAgx)

478 Bif--FB aos group? Is there a secret handshake?
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (EiPf6)

....

There is a FB AoS group or three on MeWe.

Not extremely active because most staunch conservatives use more conservative platforms like FB or Twitter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:43 PM (7F9te)

479 All around the world it's the same song.

https://youtu.be/CmFDyZ3ytg8

Posted by: Digital Underground feat Tupac at November 28, 2021 11:43 PM (4I/2K)

480 It's a good night. People are using facts, logic, and humor. Sometimes in the same post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)

469 Massed bagpipes doing a march can raise the hair on one's neck. They ARE impressive in full throat.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 28, 2021 11:39 PM (KATBx)


Been sitting, waiting for the comments to align...

You all know that bagpipes are simply an overly complicated bong, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:43 PM (IJES/)

481 I remember back in The Day when I was young and stupid and managed a Radio Shack. A urban rat came in and wahooed some electronics. A couple of the bored sales reps chased the perp down and beat his ass nearly into a coma. Never had a problem since.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:23 PM (N980O)


But most importantly, did they get his phone number for their system?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 28, 2021 11:43 PM (Agr8U)

482 >>> There's always the Doomsday Machine
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (sIxXb)


We must not allow a mine shaft gap!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2021 11:44 PM (hRl/Q)

483 The "bubblers" were my favorite. Tubes of I presume to be alcohol, merrily entertaining me.,
Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:41 PM (r1z5A)

I saw a package of "retro" bubble lights a few days ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:44 PM (P3gRi)

484 Hey hordemind. How's the grey box land tonight

It's a good night. People are using facts, logic, and humor. Sometimes in the same post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.

Don't forget farts and bad breath....

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2021 11:44 PM (arJlL)

485 you can never stop every single attack, it's a fools errand to try. The only defense is a guarantee of a massive counter attack, that's the reason for MAD. No one likes it, but there's no other solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo

There's always the Doomsday Machine
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:38 PM (sIxXb)


What happened to Karl Rove's Weather Controlling Machine? It worked well in aiming Hurricane Katrina at New Orleans?

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:45 PM (N980O)

486 Wonder if they crackle when you move them- be interested what they used for wire

The wire is copper. But that is probably not what hou meant, ha! Interestingly enough, they used cloth insulation. Indoor use only. They are in excellent condition, electrically speaking.

Ironically manufacturers went to rubber coated not long after for consumer goods. Radios and vintage electronics with natural rubber insulation have to be completely redone, as it disintegrates.

I found four strings of Paramount C9 lights, with mostly japanese bulbs. I think the strings are from the 1940s or 1950s. These used heavy metals in the japan lights like cadmium for coloring, which are sought after because they never fade, but could not be made today. A few brass base
bulbs, which are Sylvanias from before 1957.

I read on one websight Pink Christmas tree bulb lights are pretty rare and collectable.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:45 PM (NUalg)

487 BTW, that stunned non-squaw in Canada? Never heard of her before tonight. Not one of the go-to "experts" that crop up whenever some tribe gets their whine on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

She could always cross the border illegally and run for a Masshole Senate seat.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (sIxXb)

488 You all know that bagpipes are simply an overly complicated bong, right?

I thought bong was inhale, bagpipes was exhale? They only high you're getting from bagpipes is lightheadedness from oxygen deprivation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)

489 Never had a cig and never will.
Posted by: S


not even when hammered in school?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (K3ZCc)

490 What happened to Karl Rove's Weather Controlling Machine? It worked well in aiming Hurricane Katrina at New Orleans?
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:45 PM (N980O)

naah, he only had it on loan from Bibi.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (evAgx)

491 I saw a package of "retro" bubble lights a few days ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I will have to look those up!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

492 But most importantly, did they get his phone number for their system?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Dunno, but it sounds like they punched his battery club ticket...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (sIxXb)

493 "SFGoth, what about Fentanyl batteries?"

Never tried them. But fentanyl is an acid, so who knows.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (KAi1n)

494 Looking through govt auctions for a cheap pad and found a boat slip 18x42 in San Francisco.

It was a US Customs auction.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (obh/i)

495 Yesterday in an interview, Faucistein said that people were who argued with him, were just wrong, because he REPRESENTED SCIENCE.
Posted by: Romeo13


Q: Is it possible to be such an overbearing narcissist that you cannot commit the "appeal to authority" logical fallacy?

A: No. First you deify yourself, then you appeal to yourself.

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (P1f+c)

496 But most importantly, did they get his phone number for their system?

They already had it! He was a member of the battery club. He got his ticket punched right there. Ha!

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (NUalg)

497 Harley Valves: Stellite(tm) valve seat conversion rings a bell, faintly from the late 70's. Liquid Nitrogen involved.

Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (taPSh)

498 Did I mention the boat went with it?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (obh/i)

499 Good night. My month of vacation is up tonight. Gotts to go punch the clock tomorrow and earn the mortgage notes.

Lurke all y'all later.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (IJES/)

500 Y5!

You missed stuffing this year!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 11:48 PM (/UQ/R)

501 Watching program earlier today that showed all the private communal underground disaster shelters across the country. One in Kansas located in a former salt mine that has over a million square feet of space. What's unique about this one is what's sold is space where you park your RV /Camper.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:49 PM (EeUIW)

502 I thought bong was inhale, bagpipes was exhale? They only high you're getting from bagpipes is lightheadedness from oxygen deprivation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)

Pipers don't really blow the pipes; that is just for show. The bag conceals a small piglet, which squeals various notes according to how hard it is squeezed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:49 PM (P3gRi)

503 WDS!!

I missed the deep frying even more, and the company?

Did you guys do the birdfest 2021?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (K3ZCc)

504 Good night to see people earn their just rewards on the ONT.

1. I'm genuinely enjoying all the useless douchebags who fought Trump tooth and nail and supported BLM get exactly what they asked for. I hope they all go broke and the stupid people in their cities all move away.

2. Maybe I'm the only one, but I'm pretty fed up with women who think they are just as equal as everyone else, but deserve special treatment in the work place because they popped out a kid. If you want special treatment, stay home. Stop expecting everyone else to cater to you. We're all already going to be paying for your useless sociopath because you're too stupid to stay home and raise them like a mother should.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (7MBHe)

505 I am curious too. My sister was a hippie chick. She spoke about 4 way windowpane, I think that is was purple microdot is? Acid.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2021 10:58

They are different forms of LSD. 4 way window pane was a clear flat piece cut 4 ways, purple microdot was a small purple pill and I think there was orange sunshine around in the 70s in IL. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (55Qr6)

506 If i were to design a retail establishment. Display items on shelves only so customers could handle the merchandise. High dollar items would be cheap copies or heavily controlled. After payment was made automated delivery could be made at a pickup counter. Delivery in a limited radius would be an option. The risks of having a inventory available to theft is getting too great. People are getting used to delivery anyway.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (0OmEj)

507

Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (OoD92)

508 apan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Z


how about invaders?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:51 PM (K3ZCc)

509 c5, Godzilla will take care of 'em

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

510 They already had it! He was a member of the battery club. He got his ticket punched right there. Ha!

No kidding, there was a lot of battery going on when the threw him to the sidewalk.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 28, 2021 11:52 PM (N980O)

511 Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Z


how about invaders?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:51 PM (K3ZCc)

Two nukes if by sea?

Ok, i'm out. Couldn't resist that one.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 28, 2021 11:52 PM (IJES/)

512 Alert Admiral Perry.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:52 PM (r1z5A)

513 Almost finished reading Beowulf.

I've noticed the text-- even the modern-day telling-- has a Biblical feel/cadence.

But I guess that shouldn't be a surprise; I would guess the most-read literary source pre-Beowulf was probably the Bible, by a large margin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

514 well I never left anything in Japan i gotta go get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:53 PM (evAgx)

515 Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (OoD92)

Good thing I was not planning to go there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:54 PM (P3gRi)

516 Japan closed?! There goes my trip to the last location of Tower Records. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

517 I think my question about the effects of a complete global economic collapse are close to being answered.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 28, 2021 11:54 PM (r1z5A)

518 Pipers don't really blow the pipes; that is just for show. The bag conceals a small piglet, which squeals various notes according to how hard it is squeezed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You look just like a hog, boy! Squeal for me!

Posted by: That toothless redneck what had Ned Beatty bent over a log at November 28, 2021 11:56 PM (sIxXb)

519 I had shellfish for Hannukah tonight in honor of Judah (The Hammer) Macabee. Dude was a bad and righteous guy.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2021 11:56 PM (KAi1n)

520 Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (OoD92)

Its okay the snooze olympics of 2021 were finished several weeks ago.

Posted by: PaleRider. Yay long weekend at November 28, 2021 11:56 PM (3cGpq)

521 AOP, so the bagpipes are really a bacon-powered musical instrument??

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

522 >>> I thought bong was inhale, bagpipes was exhale? They only high you're getting from bagpipes is lightheadedness from oxygen deprivation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 28, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)


I made a science project exhibit in school where I had smoke from an incense stick go from the warm side of a box to a cold side to look like a weather front. It had a transparent front so you could see it all happen. Anyway, older kids stole it from the display room and used it for a bong.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2021 11:57 PM (hRl/Q)

523 I've noticed the text-- even the modern-day telling-- has a Biblical feel/cadence.

But I guess that shouldn't be a surprise; I would guess the most-read literary source pre-Beowulf was probably the Bible, by a large margin.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

more likely, they both show how ancient stories which contained a long oral tradition were remembered and told.

(no one except a few monks and clergy read the bible before Beowulf was written - that was a Protestant Reformation thing)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2021 11:57 PM (evAgx)

524 Y5....have not been able to do it since 18

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (/UQ/R)

525 somebody needs to tell the viv frei guy that he is not red pilled, not even a bit.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (K3ZCc)

526 China has foreclosed on Uganda's, Entebbe International Airport.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (obh/i)

527 AOP, so the bagpipes are really a bacon-powered musical instrument??
Posted by: qdpsteve


Yes. You keep the pig in tune by threatening to make bacon out of him.

Posted by: mikeski at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (P1f+c)

528 Friendly Atheist article is interesting.

I'm always amused by atheists that take such a keen interest in people of faith.

It's even more amusing watching them explain how Christians aren't "believing right" if they are really believers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (7F9te)

529 Y5....have not been able to do it since 18
Posted by: w


it is the country' loss

how is the better half? kid? grandkids?

you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 28, 2021 11:59 PM (K3ZCc)

530 Tom, thanks, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2021 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

531 China has foreclosed on Uganda's, Entebbe International Airport.

Posted by: Braenyard

So, China is tightening its Belt...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 28, 2021 11:59 PM (sIxXb)

532 China has foreclosed on Uganda's, Entebbe International Airport.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 28, 2021 11:58 PM (obh/i)

I guess they were out of miracles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

533 Valve seat erosion is a thing, but it is overblown. It was an issue, particularly in engines ran hard at high speeds like towing, or extended highway runs in some 70s engines is my understanding. Also, while the installation of hardened valve seats isn't rocket science, it has to be done correctly. If the machine shop Fs it up, you will not be a happy camper, as the seat starts flopping around inside the engine if it lets go. If you're redoing the engine or having the heads redone that's one thing, but otherwise I'd not worry about it. Amoco sold unleaded gasoline all along. They used crap steel at some point, though not in the 50s and 60s.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2021 11:36 PM (NUalg)

yeah, the problem in the harley shovelhead is the hardened seats need more than the .004 press fit to retain the seats, and the earlier castings may not handle that, and at .004 there is a huge risk of them falling out. I have a rear head here right now from a 1974 with the earlier casting that the intake seat dropped, and he bent the exhaust valve when it slammed into the dropped seat. Whoever did the seats shit the bed big time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (VwHCD)

534 Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (OoD92)

Good thing I was not planning to go there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2021 11:54 PM (P3gRi)

They say the ladies are insane there,
but I really don't remember

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (4I/2K)

535 DLV, what is China gonna do? Turn it into the world's largest Taco Bell?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

536 *ears perk up*

Posted by: Infidel




ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (M8yB3)

537 Two hundred fifty illegals rushed the US border at Del Rio today; they were arrested by the CPB. CPB said they were mostly Cubans and Venezuelans.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (obh/i)

538 >>> Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM (OoD92)

Awww shucks...

[ looks down, kicks a large boulder dejectedly with his toe, and turns around ]

Posted by: Godzilla at November 29, 2021 12:01 AM (hRl/Q)

539 "Orange Sunshine" was different, so they said. You google fu experts should be able to do better than I. Look up a guy named Ronald Stark. A shadowy figure, well connected, some kind of spook operator. No Wiki, etc.

Anyway, he was the guy that introduced "Orange Sunshine", he was responsible for all of it, apparently. One time he produced for inspection two (2) pounds of pure L.S.D. to demonstrate his bona fides to a prospective dealer or customer. That's a lot. At one time in the 1950s the CIA wanted to buy the entire known world supply from Switzerland, to keep it "out of the wrong hands".

Then they dosed everybody at the CIA a few years later, and most of California and elsewhere by the 1960s. True story

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (NUalg)

540 Two hundred fifty illegals rushed the US border at Del Rio today; they were arrested by the CPB. CPB said they were mostly Cubans and Venezuelans.



which way were they running?

given biidennnomics you have to ask these days.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (K3ZCc)

541 yeah, the problem in the harley shovelhead is the hardened seats need more than the .004 press fit to retain the seats, and the earlier castings may not handle that, and at .004 there is a huge risk of them falling out. I have a rear head here right now from a 1974 with the earlier casting that the intake seat dropped, and he bent the exhaust valve when it slammed into the dropped seat. Whoever did the seats shit the bed big time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (VwHCD)

Is there a risk of cracking the head if more interference is used?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (P3gRi)

542 Two hundred fifty illegals rushed the US border at Del Rio today; they were arrested by the CPB. CPB said they were mostly Cubans and Venezuelans.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (obh/i)

Red Rover, Red Rover, send the illegals over!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

543 Japan has just closed its border to foreign travellers...
Posted by: Zettai

But will the tentacle porn flow? Kurt E. hardest hit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (sIxXb)

544 we need some sort of national "hot or not" site for illegals to decide who gets to stay.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:03 AM (K3ZCc)

545 They say the ladies are insane there,
but I really don't remember
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 12:00 AM (4I/2K)

"Back in Nagasaki, where the fellows chew tobacky,

And the women wiki, wack, and woo"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:04 AM (P3gRi)

546 I always regret looking things up at the Urban Dictionary.

and yet I can't stop....

Posted by: Tom Servo



I am forever proud of supplying "Fuck You; Next Question", or FYNQ to that website.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:04 AM (M8yB3)

547 Red Rover, Red Rover, send the illegals over!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Red rover, red rover, trebuchet the fuckers back over

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 29, 2021 12:05 AM (sIxXb)

548 was going to order something for black friday but missed the sal by this much.

went back today and the same thing was being sold for the same price for cyber Monday.

whatever

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:05 AM (K3ZCc)

549 Y5? You and Mrs. Y5?

Doing well......Lil WDS is getting married in May. Lil dude is now seven and we have a new grand baby that is eight months old. They are at fort hood

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

550 Some Australians have not lost their minds:

Defence Minister Peter Dutton has warned that all Australian major cities are within range of Chinese missiles and claims the conquest of Taiwan will be the first domino to fall in a campaign by Beijing to dominate the Indo-Pacific region.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (obh/i)

551 It seems wherever the Chinese go, the locals can't stand them.

Posted by: JuJuBee



Wait, so we are going to have to litter Iron Bottom Sound with ChiCom ships and kick them off Guadalcanal?

It's a safe bet the fucking Aussies won't.

All that is old is new again.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (M8yB3)

552 I've never had much problem with Atheists myself, and I'm not a real Church going person either.

The real problem are those who are Anti-Theists, or hate God, or something along those lines, if that makes sense

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (NUalg)

553 If i were to design a retail establishment. Display items on shelves only so customers could handle the merchandise. High dollar items would be cheap copies or heavily controlled. After payment was made automated delivery could be made at a pickup counter.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2021 11:50 PM


That's a great idea!

Posted by: Service Merchandise at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (EughT)

554 Doing well......Lil WDS is getting married in May. Lil dude is now seven and we have a new grand baby that is eight months old. They are at fort hood
Posted by: w


Is the future Mrs. Son of WDS the charming lass I met?

We are good thanks, having scores to even up and a long list of wrongs to avenge is good for you.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (K3ZCc)

555 Two hundred fifty illegals rushed the US border at Del Rio today; they were arrested by the CPB. CPB said they were mostly Cubans and Venezuelans.

Posted by: Braenyard


Thousand of people, traveling thousands of miles, on foot...carrying all the food and shelter they require on their backs. Yeah, no outside funding there! No conspiracy here! Just a bunch of poor people who can just start heading north with NOTHING, and MAKE IT! Wow, just wow.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 12:07 AM (r1z5A)

556 Doing well......Lil WDS is getting married in May. Lil dude is now seven and we have a new grand baby that is eight months old. They are at fort hood
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

Dang! They are sure marrying young, these days!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:08 AM (P3gRi)

557 What's next? Prometheus?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing




Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:08 AM (M8yB3)

558 Dang! They are sure marrying young, these days!
Posted by: A


Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:08 AM (K3ZCc)

559 >>> Watching program earlier today that showed all the private communal underground disaster shelters across the country. One in Kansas located in a former salt mine that has over a million square feet of space. What's unique about this one is what's sold is space where you park your RV /Camper.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 28, 2021 11:49 PM


Its a very large, constant temperature, dry environment. It's used to store lots of things. Like at the end of raiders of the lost ark.

Posted by: Godzilla at November 29, 2021 12:08 AM (hRl/Q)

560 I liked Ghost Ship

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 12:09 AM (2JoB8)

561 Watching program earlier today that showed all the private communal underground disaster shelters across the country. One in Kansas located in a former salt mine that has over a million square feet of space. What's unique about this one is what's sold is space where you park your RV /Camper.
Posted by: J



which are otherwise known as where families pay to be enslaved when the smod gets here.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:10 AM (K3ZCc)

562 China denies they are 'confiscating' Entebbe airport and so is Uganda. I'm sure they have simply restructured the loan such that China gets paid more directly now

Posted by: PaleRider. Yay long weekend at November 29, 2021 12:10 AM (3cGpq)

563 No conspiracy here! Just a bunch of poor people who can just start heading north with NOTHING, and MAKE IT! Wow, just wow.

Posted by: Some Rat at
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Pictures of them carrying 'take out' .

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:11 AM (obh/i)

564 AOP lol!

Yes Y5 you did meet the future Mrs

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 29, 2021 12:12 AM (/UQ/R)

565 China denies they are 'confiscating' Entebbe airport and so is Uganda. I'm sure they have simply restructured the loan such that China gets paid more directly now
Posted by: PaleRider. Yay long weekend at November 29, 2021 12:10 AM (3cGpq)

All the airport employees will be Chinese. As will be all the signs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:13 AM (P3gRi)

566 Yes Y5 you did meet the future Mrs
Posted by: w


they are cute together, going go be a good pairing

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:13 AM (K3ZCc)

567 Ok bye bye large lizard sock.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2021 12:13 AM (hRl/Q)

568 Wait 'til China has to repo Biden's soul!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

569 Can Uganda even cover the vig?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 12:14 AM (r1z5A)

570 I wouldn't want to spill one drop of American blood to help the totalitarian Aussies. Let them enjoy the taste of Chicom boot leather.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 29, 2021 12:14 AM (cSs/W)

571 it is not so much that they are seizing the airport as they are using it to relocate ugandans to china to work off what is owed, that and provide some spare parts for when they run out of uighurs.

nothing to see here

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:15 AM (K3ZCc)

572 132 That last item with the napkin message hit home. I was once at a play, in the middle of a row, and someone was suffering from severe, silent flatulence. It was bad. During intermission I moved to one of the empty seats in the back of the theater.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2021 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

**********

My ninth-grade basketball team was playing a game where one player on our team who was well-known for the intensity of his silent-but-deadly flatulence, let one loose at our end of the court just as we lost possession on a rebound.

The opposing team's cheerleaders, who were nearest to the deadly cloud, started swearing and moving into and up the bleachers to get away from it. A moment later, our team bench was hit by it and we, too, coaches included, started moving up the bleachers to get away from it.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2021 12:16 AM (xxG/v)

573 Is Jewells around?
My AoS keychain medallion broke in half, alas.

I'm gluing it back together, with a cardstock backing. Wondering if some clear varnish on the front would also help it stick together?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

574 Shark, it's been one of those days.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:17 AM (LZkdC)

575 Raid on Entebbe 2021 A.D.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 29, 2021 12:17 AM (vuisn)

576 I worked with a woman who wanted to opt out of requirements everybody else had to follow, such as working every other Saturday, because she had kids. She was a terrible mother, too. Her daughter from her first marriage was treated like a slave.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 29, 2021 12:17 AM (mNhhD)

577 I worked with a woman who wanted to opt out of requirements everybody else had to follow, such as working every other Saturday, because she had kids. She was a terrible mother, too. Her daughter from her first marriage was treated like a slave.
Posted by:



was she cute?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:18 AM (K3ZCc)

578 (continued)

The players didn't yet notice it since they were down at the other end of the court but as soon as they scored they, and three of our players ran down court where the players on both teams who were supposed to set up where our flatuator was, all ran to the other side of the court, leaving a wide, clear lane for our point guard to drive to the hoop, which he did as quickly as he could dribble.

As soon as he hit that cloud of death at the free-throw line, he pivoted out back to the top of the key and yelled out in disgust the name of the guy who cut the cheese. Our team ran the offensive, such as it could be run, from the other side of the court, leaving that smelly half as desolate as the surface of the moon.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2021 12:18 AM (xxG/v)

579 There was an interesting Sci-Fi radio episode, maybe Dimension X or Suspense! , it was after the great nuclear war, and revolved around people scrounging for pre-war canned goods, because that was the only edible food, or something like that. And they would go to some NORAD like cave entrance for instructions, which turns out to be run by computers. Wish I could find it, was a good episode, BS.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 12:19 AM (NUalg)

580 The earliest rapping i've heard is Eric Bloom at the end of the studio version of Harvester of Eyes (1974).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)

581 There was an interesting Sci-Fi radio episode, maybe Dimension X or Suspense! , it was after the great nuclear war, and revolved around people scrounging for pre-war canned goods, because that was the only edible food, or something like that. And they would go to some NORAD like cave entrance for instructions, which turns out to be run by computers. Wish I could find it, was a good episode, BS.


so not the Twilight Zone show of the same?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:20 AM (K3ZCc)

582 SFGoth, I like to joke that John Lennon actually invented rap on Happiness Is A Warm Gun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

583 Let them enjoy the taste of Chicom boot leather.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it!




It isn't like Australia is strategically located. The only reason we bothered with the Solomons during The Late Unpleasantness II was to protect the Aussies and their equally now-insufferable prick neighbors in NZ.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:20 AM (M8yB3)

584 Seems the whole world is going to hell.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:22 AM (LZkdC)

585 Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2021 12:16 AM (xxG/v)

This brought tears to my eyes. No pun intended. I can't stop laughing at the cheerleaders.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 29, 2021 12:22 AM (EeUIW)

586 Seems the whole world is going to hell.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:22 AM



I've noticed that too!

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2021 12:23 AM (OoD92)

587 was she cute?

Posted by: confederatefifth





This guy ^^^^. He gets it.

-- Twice Divorced Sharkman

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:23 AM (M8yB3)

588 I've noticed that too!
Posted by: Z


everything is fine

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:23 AM (K3ZCc)

589 I'm tired of Brian May. He's just an old white "boomer" that doesn't want to be cancelled by the mob he worked into a frenzy "when it was cool" to cancel people during the Trump era.

He should have kept his mouth shut. The new generation has no use for "boomers" or their ideas.

Posted by: MrToad at November 29, 2021 12:23 AM (1VVgQ)

590 This guy ^^^^. He gets it.

-- Twice Divorced Sharkman
Posted by: S



Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:24 AM (K3ZCc)

591 584 Seems the whole world is going to hell.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:22 AM (LZkdC)
-----

Hold on. It just seems that way.
Although, some are on that path.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:24 AM (obh/i)

592 Well, I am going to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:24 AM (P3gRi)

593 Seems the whole world is going to hell.
Posted by: Infidel


My tinfoil hat moment thinks they'll get their population decrease one way or the other.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 29, 2021 12:24 AM (r1z5A)

594 I am going to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: A



night

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:24 AM (K3ZCc)

595 Entebbe airport's electronic roadway signs now say:

No!
We no see cat of yours.
No more ask please.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 12:25 AM (4I/2K)

596 Is there a risk of cracking the head if more interference is used?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2021 12:02 AM (P3gRi)


Yeah there seems to be a bit of a concern. The panheads could crack at .005-.006, and at .003-.004 they could fall out because those heads seem to expand more when hot. The shovelheads are supposed to be stronger, but I think some machine shops get a little spooked and don't fit them as tight, because I see them occasionally fail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

597 They eat all the cats and dogs that would otherwise mitigate the vermin.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:27 AM (obh/i)

598 Time to hit the hay. Work beckons in a few hours.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:27 AM (LZkdC)

599 If anyone has any info on whether varnish would help hold together my medallion, thanks in advance.

Gonna call it a night. Thanks to everyone for the fun chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2021 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)

600 More good Old Time Radio - this one kind of creeped me out, even if a little campy.

The Masks of Ashor "The Hall of Fantasy" March 9 1953

A happy, normal couple receives a pair of exotic solid gold masks from a globetrotting relative. And things get strange. Deadly strange.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 12:29 AM (NUalg)

601 Shark, it's been one of those days.

Posted by: Infidel

Prayers up as always for you Lady.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:30 AM (M8yB3)

602 Ditto Sharkman.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 12:30 AM (LZkdC)

603 The Old Man in the Cave. Probably a damn Boomer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2021 12:31 AM (63Dwl)

604 Israel preparing for war with Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDMwnocPao0

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:32 AM (isQS2)

605 Hashish:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashish

I will say that real hashish tastes great (doesn't have that pot-grassy taste), has a very mild smell, and you only need a few hits.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

606 Maybe it was a Twilight Zone episode? But I dunno the name of the episode. I listen to old radio programs a lot because no commercials. At least nothing other than Chesterfield or Wheat Chex. I can deal with that.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 12:35 AM (NUalg)

607 Thank you, Infidel.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2021 12:38 AM (M8yB3)

608 "Friendly Atheists" article starts off with a line of pure idiocy, emphasizing the fact that they don't understand the people they criticize and don't know anything about what they believe.

"This is a fascinating revelation from the Pew Research Center. In a new survey today, they found that most Americans - even religious ones - don't attribute tragedy to God.

and they're surprised? - one of the highest purposes of religious faith is to help you cope with tragedy, not to assign blame for it. Tragedy is an integral part of life in this mortal, fallen world - it has always been here, it always will be here, and you can either find a way to deal with that hard fact or you can become a bitter, constantly angry person who's every waking moment is misery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 12:39 AM (evAgx)

609 Every generation has its useful idiots. The one born in the middle of last century just had a high proportion of them be half decent at entertainment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:39 AM (6FeV1)

610 Sin-semilla (no dash) = without seeds. It's the unfertilized female plant. Back before retail product was grown without seeds, it was a big deal and you paid more but you didn't get a bunch of seeds. You still got stems and/or oregano in the baggie.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 12:40 AM (KAi1n)

611 When Viet Nam involvement ended, a lot of the hash and Thai stick and good weed dried up, till American growers took up the slack. Mexican "mudbud" full of seeds was stale as hell. So I heard, anyway.

When I was in Cambodia I smelled weed over there, and it smelled pretfy good, like the old school weed. "They" say the weed wasn't very strong in the 60s. I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Posted by: Frank at November 29, 2021 12:41 AM (NUalg)

612 No stems no sees that you don't need
Acapulco Gold is *toke* bad-ass weed

This weed's a muthafucka, man!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (x8Wzq)

613 604 Israel preparing for war with Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDMwnocPao0
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:32 AM (isQS2=
-------------

Israel is going to stop the bomb

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (obh/i)

614 Sunday night, a thick, juicy and rare Mishum served with a healthy side of morons.

* sits back, loosens belt and relaxes*

Wondering how much I should tip?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (C9hia)

615 604 Israel preparing for war with Iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDMwnocPao0
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:32 AM (isQS2)

everyone in the middle east is getting ready for the coming war, and everyone knows its coming - except that senile fool in the white house and his whore VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (evAgx)

616 Mexican "mudbud" full of seeds was stale as hell. So I heard, anyway.

Posted by: Frank at November 29, 2021 12:41 AM (NUalg)

The good ol' brown frown. It tasted like dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

617 In a new survey today, they found that most Americans - even religious ones - don't attribute tragedy to God.

and they're surprised? - one of the highest purposes of religious faith is to help you cope with tragedy, not to assign blame for it. Tragedy is an integral part of life in this mortal, fallen world - it has always been here, it always will be here, and you can either find a way to deal with that hard fact or you can become a bitter, constantly angry person who's every waking moment is misery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 12:39 AM (evAgx)

Seriously, i have no idea how some brains work. You're not very likely to blame something you don't believe exists for tragedy, and you're not very likely to blame a supreme benevolent being for suffering if you do believe. Who would? Satanists? It's downright silly. Idiots have been glibly tossing about the theodicy fallacy for centuries, but I've never seen it so ham fistedly deployed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:44 AM (6FeV1)

618 everyone in the middle east is getting ready for the coming war, and everyone knows it's coming - except that senile fool in the white house and his whore VP.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

America is weak, and will not come to Israel's aid.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:47 AM (isQS2)

619 One of life's little pleasures was finding a bit of stash or a roach you didn't know you had. I once found a nice bud stuffed inside a Hohner harmonica case of some good hydro.

Posted by: Frank at November 29, 2021 12:47 AM (NUalg)

620 America is weak, and will not come to Israel's aid.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:47 AM (isQS2)

If they opened up immigration to disaffected American goys wanting to get the hell out of dodge and join the IDF....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:48 AM (6FeV1)

621 Friendly Atheist should take a 101 class in Christian theology so that he doesn't look like a friendly idiot f*ing up basic ideas in theology.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 29, 2021 12:49 AM (T/vhV)

622 The good ol' brown frown. It tasted like dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 12:43 AM (VwHCD)


Mexican dirt weed, we called it. $15 an ounce.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2021 12:51 AM (F0YaR)

623 Another time a buddy found a huge bud .. in the grass underneath a picnic table. Eagle eye, I guess. Pretty good stuff. So I heard.

Posted by: Frank at November 29, 2021 12:51 AM (NUalg)

624 everyone in the middle east is getting ready for the coming war, and everyone knows its coming - except that senile fool in the white house and his whore VP.
Posted by:



with who?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:52 AM (K3ZCc)

625 A duffel bag full of weed:

https://youtu.be/KII4r0Pc6h4

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at November 29, 2021 12:53 AM (4I/2K)

626 Ezekiel 39: 7-8

7 So I will make My holy name known in the midst of My people Israel, and I will not let them profane My holy name anymore. Then the nations shall know that I am the Lord, the Holy One in Israel.
8 Surely it is coming, and it shall be done," says the Lord God. "This is the day of which I have spoken.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:53 AM (isQS2)

627 The $15 a lid was good stuff. I think that was the Viet Nam era weed. By the mid 70s the price had gone up, and was largely dirt weed. It goes bad, it's like some spices or whatever, they lose all the aromatics and it turns to sawdust. Weed is kinda like that. The dirt weed or mudbud might have been reasonably good 3 or 4 years earlier.

Posted by: Fred at November 29, 2021 12:54 AM (NUalg)

628 c5,

Israel with Iran, for starters.

Which will escalate from there.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:55 AM (isQS2)

629 "Therefore, son of man, prophesy, and say to Gog, Thus says the Lord God: On that day when my people Israel are dwelling securely, will you not know it?

You will come from your place out of the uttermost parts of the north, you and many peoples with you, all of them riding on horses, a great host, a mighty army.

You will come up against my people Israel, like a cloud covering the land.

In the latter days I will bring you against my land, that the nations may know me, when through you, O Gog, I vindicate my holiness before their eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 12:55 AM (obh/i)

630 So watch the news in 2022 for utterly absurd stories 180 degrees removed from reality about things Israel is doing to provoke their Mostly Peaceful neighbors?

Got it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:57 AM (6FeV1)

631 Israel with Iran, for starters.

Which will escalate from there.
Posted by: S

hey, they, iran might want to but there is no way they are going to do anything. not share border and no ability to project force.

btw

happy birthday

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:57 AM (K3ZCc)

632 with who?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 12:52 AM (K3ZCc)

The big radical failing theocracy which is putting everything it has into developing nukes before it falls apart internally. The only question is whether the first nuke they build is aimed at Riyadh or Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 12:57 AM (evAgx)

633 "Gog" is Gyges of Lydia, right? Or is that just speculation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 12:58 AM (6FeV1)

634 Thank you c5.

Iran's proxies in Syria are very much able to project their will.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 12:59 AM (isQS2)

635 you guys worry too much.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:00 AM (K3ZCc)

636 "Gog" is Gyges of Lydia, right? Or is that just speculation?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Lydia ?

The tattooed lady ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 01:01 AM (arJlL)

637 you guys worry too much.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:00 AM (K3ZCc)

Quoting Chamberlain, are we?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:01 AM (6FeV1)

638 It might seem odd from here, but the Iranians hate the Saudi's even more than they hate the the Israeli's. To them, the House of Saud are usurpers of Mohammed's Sacred Legacy, who defile Mecca by their rule. They see them as Heretics of the First Order, who should all face Death by Fire.

plus if the Iranians can destroy the Saudi's oil production they will become fabulously wealthy. (they think, since the 13th Imam or whatever is supposed to protect them from being destroyed the same way)

It's kind of ironic that even though we know that the Iranians hate America, we're actually pretty far down on their list of People they Hate the Most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:02 AM (evAgx)

639 The $15 a lid was good stuff. I think that was the Viet Nam era weed. By the mid 70s the price had gone up, and was largely dirt weed. It goes bad, it's like some spices or whatever, they lose all the aromatics and it turns to sawdust. Weed is kinda like that. The dirt weed or mudbud might have been reasonably good 3 or 4 years earlier.

Posted by: Fred at November 29, 2021 12:54 AM (NUalg)

I remember in the mid 70's it jumping to $20-25 1/2 oz and $40-50 for an oz depending on what it was. There was no more lid or nickle bag. Then it stayed that way until around 1980 or so, and went up to $30 and $60. These days its $350-400. talk about inflation. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 01:02 AM (VwHCD)

640 Actually, I'm not worried at all c5.

Bible prophecy is being played out as we speak.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 01:03 AM (isQS2)

641 It's kind of ironic that even though we know that the Iranians hate America, we're actually pretty far down on their list of People they Hate the Most.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:02 AM (evAgx)

1) Saudis
2) Jews
3) All other Arabs
4) Liam Neeson
5) Americans
....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:04 AM (6FeV1)

642 Bible prophecy is being played out as we speak.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 29, 2021 01:03 AM (isQS2)

But do we get space ships? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

643 Israel preparing for war with Iran


......such things must happen, but the end is still to come

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 01:05 AM (C9hia)

644 > Sitting Bullshit > Sitting IN Bullshit

She is the Blood Sister of our own Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren, whose secret tribal name is Spouting Bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:05 AM (bW8dp)

645 It's not worry, more like writing on the wall.

Iran's making the bomb, Iran wants the greater Persian emir back, the Gulf States are aligning defensively against Iran and tacitly with Israel.

Russia is a wild card that has a co-dependent relationship with Iran. Iran will have a bomb and Israel won't let that happen.

Concern is how do chips fall.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:05 AM (obh/i)

646 But do we get space ships? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2021 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

The real Bible, not that Hubbardite nonsense...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:05 AM (6FeV1)

647 you guys worry too much.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:00 AM (K3ZCc)

That's true! If Israel plans to attack Iran, I'll give 'em a heads up!

Posted by: Thoroughly Modern Milley at November 29, 2021 01:06 AM (7bRMQ)

648 Aw, wah wah wah... if anyone doesn't wholeheartedly approve of Kyle Rittenhouse's actions, he should seek out that gay conversion therapy because he's a queer.

He should also take a good hard look at himself and ask "how many Communists have *I* shot and killed" before he casts aspersions on someone who's done the good work he hasn't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (Zhwz2)

649 Dianetics!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (csEWM)

650 > Students described it as, "Idolatry, blasphemous and pagan".

Hey, Jesus TOTALLY held a pistol to the stomach of a pregnant woman while engaged in a violent home invasion with a gang of several other men.

Totally.

Things you learn from Wikipedia: George Floyd's mother's name was "Larcenia". I shit you not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (bW8dp)

651 Russia is a wild card that has a co-dependent relationship with Iran. Iran will have a bomb and Israel won't let that happen.

Concern is how do chips fall.

Posted by: Braenyard

You left out Pakistan which supposedly had its bomb program financed by SA petrodollars in exchange for emergency use.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (9hXN1)

652 But do we get space ships? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Musk is working as fast as he can.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:08 AM (obh/i)

653 Liam Neeson, LOL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:08 AM (evAgx)

654 Gog" is Gyges of Lydia, right? Or is that just speculation?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

My money is on Putin.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 01:09 AM (C9hia)

655 russia is not that tightly allied with iran

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:09 AM (K3ZCc)

656 > Iran's making the bomb, Iran wants the greater Persian emir back, the Gulf States are aligning defensively against Iran and tacitly with Israel.

Yeah, there's this weird belief that because they're all some flavor of Muslim on paper, that Arabs, Turks, Persians, Berbers, etc. are best buds with each other.

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:09 AM (bW8dp)

657 Things you learn from Wikipedia: George Floyd's mother's name was "Larcenia". I shit you not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (bW8dp)

Seems legit.

Posted by: Lemonjello at November 29, 2021 01:11 AM (4I/2K)

658 Yeah, no.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:09 AM (bW8dp)

Like Christian Europe in the 17th c.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:11 AM (6FeV1)

659 Don't think Russia is strong enough right now to be the difference maker. They're perfectly capable of causing major heartburn for a while but can't project force nor can they prosecute a full blown war just now.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2021 01:11 AM (KATBx)

660 Pakistan, I don't understand. I would have neutralized it long ago. If the Paki's get hinky India should jump in and take up the slack.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:12 AM (obh/i)

661 Dianetics!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:07 AM (csEWM)

Yes!

Posted by: Thetans at November 29, 2021 01:12 AM (4I/2K)

662 > You left out Pakistan which supposedly had its bomb program financed by SA petrodollars in exchange for emergency use.

There I think it was also an "enemy of my enemy" situation. The Paks hate the fucking Iranians. The Arabs also hate the fucking Iranians. That makes them allies, if not exactly friends.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:12 AM (bW8dp)

663 655 russia is not that tightly allied with iran
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:09 AM (K3ZCc)

I agree with that - Russia had a pretty good relationship with Netanyahu as well. Russia will always try to play off everyone against each other to come up with a profit for itself, dat's what dey do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:13 AM (evAgx)

664 > Like Christian Europe in the 17th c.

Pretty much. Even worse, though, as the Arabs, Turks, Iranians, etc. are actually genetically different from each others. Like Germanics, Celts, and Slavs, only a whole lot worse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:14 AM (bW8dp)

665 Iran's going for Israel before Saudi. RUFKM otherwise? They're going to get 1 target and they get no bragging rights going after KSA.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)

666 if they are dumb enough to hit israel it is going to be the end of the theocracy and most of the iranians

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:17 AM (K3ZCc)

667 664, There was an embarrassing study of genetics of Turkey that leaked out the other day. It indicated a predominance of Greek ancestry rather than Turkish in Turkey's population. https://tinyurl.com/5p3xzrv2

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:18 AM (9hXN1)

668 Like Germanics, Celts, and Slavs, only a whole lot worse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 01:14 AM (bW8dp)

Who was that mercenary Czech guy in the thirty years war who played both sides against the middle and was always in the middle of everything?

Oh wait... that doesn't really narrow it down much, does it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:18 AM (6FeV1)

669 Israel will Top them before they reach out.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:19 AM (obh/i)

670 "if they are dumb enough to hit israel"

Don't misunderestimate the zeal of messianic political leadership.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:19 AM (KAi1n)

671 There was an embarrassing study of genetics of Turkey that leaked out the other day. It indicated a predominance of Greek ancestry rather than Turkish in Turkey's population. https://tinyurl.com/5p3xzrv2
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:18 AM (9hXN1

File that one under "No Shit".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:19 AM (6FeV1)

672 667 664, There was an embarrassing study of genetics of Turkey that leaked out the other day. It indicated a predominance of Greek ancestry rather than Turkish in Turkey's population. https://tinyurl.com/5p3xzrv2
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:18 AM (9hXN1)

A joke involving sheep occurs to me...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:20 AM (csEWM)

673 the way things are now pfizer is going to get israel before iran does.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:20 AM (K3ZCc)

674 667 664, There was an embarrassing study of genetics of Turkey that leaked out the other day. It indicated a predominance of Greek ancestry rather than Turkish in Turkey's population. https://tinyurl.com/5p3xzrv2
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:18 AM (9hXN1)

So are you saying that the Ottoman Turks were just a relatively small military caste that managed to seize control of the all-Greek Byzantine Empire?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:22 AM (evAgx)

675 What's the deal though, with the "Iran will have enough fissionable material to make an A bomb in 6 months!"

I've been hearing that in the "news" for about 25 years now, so they must have about 50 by now? Or alternatively, they could just buy them, or the U238 or whatever it is that makes up a weapon.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 01:22 AM (NUalg)

676 673, C Insanity is defined by doing the same thing that does not work over and over again. Think they are on their fourth or fifth round of vaxx now.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:22 AM (9hXN1)

677 indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:23 AM (K3ZCc)

678 674, Tom, it appears so from the genetic standpoint--greater Greece's genes won. Greeks are chortling about it while the Turks are enraged at Ancestry dot com.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:23 AM (9hXN1)

679 Insanity is defined by doing the same thing that does not work over and over again. Think they are on their fourth or fifth round of vaxx now.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:22 AM (9hXN1)

You assume that your definition of "doesn't work" is the same as theirs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:25 AM (6FeV1)

680 With pestilence and bloodshed I will enter into judgment with him, and I will rain upon him and his hordes and the many peoples who are with him torrential rains and hailstones, fire and sulfur.

So I will show my greatness and my holiness and make myself known in the eyes of many nations. Then they will know that I am the Lord.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:25 AM (obh/i)

681 Greece gets around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:25 AM (csEWM)

682 Insanity is defined by doing the same thing that does not work over and over again. Think they are on their fourth or fifth round of vaxx now.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:22 AM (9hXN1)

You assume that your definition of "doesn't work" is the same as theirs.
Posted by: W


what is the def the israelis are using?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:26 AM (K3ZCc)

683 When I was in Macedonia one of the locals insisted that Alexander was Macedonian, not Greek. I'm not even sure how that came up in conversation, but he was pissed off about it. I don't think Americans probably appreciate how some folks won't let anything go. Although we're getting a big ole bite of that shit sandwich lately, I suppose.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 01:26 AM (NUalg)

684 Israel will Top them before they reach out.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:19 AM (obh/i)

I'll Be There. (C'mon girl!)
https://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

Posted by: The Four(ty) Megatoptons at November 29, 2021 01:26 AM (4I/2K)

685 From wiki re: vioxx
"Merck withdrew the drug after disclosures that it withheld information about rofecoxib's risks from doctors and patients for over five years, allegedly resulting in between 88,000 and 140,000 cases of serious heart disease."

If i were one of those, i'd be roasting marshmellows on the still-burning corpse of as many Merck C-suiters as i could get in one swoop. (Wouldn't the mallows though.)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:27 AM (KAi1n)

686 You assume that your definition of "doesn't work" is the same as theirs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

Well, if you measure health outcomes, that is an atypical measure of vaccine success.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:28 AM (9hXN1)

687 Iran is is a weird spot (all of them are to an extent.) A single nuke is not all that useful. You can cause some carnage sure, but you have to be able to uphold the threat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:29 AM (csEWM)

688 I've been casting an eye around the world on how they handle the Chicom virus, as not every country has the same ... interests. I'd hoped to see some better approaches, and I had thought Maybe, thst Israel might be one to watch, as their medicine is excellent, and presumably their government isn't trying to kill them. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 01:29 AM (NUalg)

689 Well, if you measure health outcomes, that is an atypical measure of vaccine success.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:28 AM (9hXN1)

Aunt May's tonic is what it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:29 AM (csEWM)

690 683 Common Tater, you mean North Macedonia. Greece blocked the unadulterated name that Macedonians wanted their country to be named.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:30 AM (9hXN1)

691 In the 70's, i was furious that we were going to run out of oil by whenever date because i couldn't wait to drive a car. It seemed such an awesome way to get places and fun to do.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:30 AM (KAi1n)

692 I remember reading of a genetic survey done in Lebanon a few years back which was just as interesting. The researchers wanted to see if they could like the current population to the ancient Phoenicians; but instead they found that the current inhabitants shared genetic traits with Arabs, Greeks, Mesopotamians of all kinds, Egyptians, Western Europeans - basically every army that ever marched through the place, which was all of them, left a bunch of kids behind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:31 AM (evAgx)

693 An actual, valid American administration would have F-22s flying cover for the Israeli F-35s, and some AWACS calling the plays in the action, too.

Inclusive thought. Abolish NASA, and give the whole kaboodle to DARPA. Even though DARPA's glory years seem past, we're talking decades worth of greater decadence in the decay of NASA's mission culture and risk adverseness paralysis.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

694 How much manpower does china have to keep for "homeland security" if it goes foreign adventuring?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:32 AM (KAi1n)

695 Up until very recently, Lebanon was a hugely cosmopolitan area of the world. No surprise its people come from all over the place

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2021 01:32 AM (6FeV1)

696 Up until very recently, Lebanon was a hugely cosmopolitan area of the world. No surprise its people come from all over the place
Posted by: W


it is beach

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:33 AM (K3ZCc)

697 692 I remember reading of a genetic survey done in Lebanon a few years back which was just as interesting. The researchers wanted to see if they could like the current population to the ancient Phoenicians; but instead they found that the current inhabitants shared genetic traits with Arabs, Greeks, Mesopotamians of all kinds, Egyptians, Western Europeans - basically every army that ever marched through the place, which was all of them, left a bunch of kids behind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:31 AM (evAgx)

That is the world and why genetic theory is kind of pointless in a lot of ways. It holds TONS of fascination with people and by extension, Technocrats. Of course, then you start getting into purity of blood arguments.

Only tribes that have managed to isolate themselves for the past 1000 years have much genetic 'purity' I would wager.

Culture is what matters. Always did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:34 AM (csEWM)

698 fyi, in tx if yoy forcibly enter somebody's porch they have the right to shoot you, even if all they have is a shitty ruger carbine.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:35 AM (K3ZCc)

699 694 How much manpower does china have to keep for "homeland security" if it goes foreign adventuring?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:32 AM (KAi1n)

Who the hell knows? China is opaque. Also, not monolithic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:35 AM (csEWM)

700 i couldn't wait to drive a car. It seemed such an awesome way to get places and fun to do.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:30 AM (KAi1n)
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Annually more natural tar washes on to the beach than the spill that caused CA to shut the bay platforms down.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:35 AM (obh/i)

701 Woo!
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/jussie-
smollett-criminal-trial-begins-monday

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:35 AM (KAi1n)

702 So, Earth Lebanon Girls Are Easy?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at November 29, 2021 01:36 AM (4I/2K)

703 china is a shit show, that is why they are trying to have xi be emperor forever

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:36 AM (K3ZCc)

704 The Seoul Pub was a Brit style operation run by a german ex-pat with Australian citizenship, how's that for Cosmopolitan? Could get reasonable bangers and beans, and even a good poor of Guiness on tap, in Korea.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 01:36 AM (NUalg)

705 Some fascinating archeological finds have been made at Philip of Macedon's tomb - Alexander's father. They think they've actually identified Phillip's remains.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:36 AM (evAgx)

706 Annually more natural tar washes on to the beach than the spill that caused CA to shut the bay platforms down.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:35 AM (obh/i)

You mean the spill they used as an excuse to shut the bay platforms down. It is like lockdowns, everything is an excuse to do what they dream of doing anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:37 AM (csEWM)

707 Aetius451AD.

What do I and Bultaco Pursang MX motorcycles have in common?

Pure Blood.

Ain't got the jab, and neither does the bike. Albeit it does require a tankfull of 20:1 Castrol premix to produce the correct exhaust funk on acceleration.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

708 692, the mountains in Greece and Syria are part of what preserved genetic and cultural/religious diversity as well. The hills and mountains are typically where the remnants of the defeated tribes retreated.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:38 AM (9hXN1)

709 anybody know where to get a good 300 blackout upper, 12 inches or so?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:38 AM (K3ZCc)

710 has to be pristine, no bodies associated with it.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:38 AM (K3ZCc)

711 694 How much manpower does china have to keep for "homeland security" if it goes foreign adventuring?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:32 AM (KAi1n)
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One thing about it.
They are surrounded by enemies.
They have no friends.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:39 AM (obh/i)

712 russsia is just biding their time with the chinese

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:40 AM (K3ZCc)

713 708 692, the mountains in Greece and Syria are part of what preserved genetic and cultural/religious diversity as well. The hills and mountains are typically where the remnants of the defeated tribes retreated.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:38 AM (9hXN1)

I seem to remember something years ago that argued hills also offered some protection from malaria. It was in the context of the Romans using the seven hills to lord it over the commoners who were stuck with malaria. Seemed stupid for a couple reasons, but this reminded me of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:40 AM (csEWM)

714 703 china is a shit show, that is why they are trying to have xi be emperor forever

Posted by: confederatefifth

The only problem with communism is succession to el Supremo gets a bit chancy when someone dies. That is why the Kims in NK went back to the future by more or less making family dynastic rule instead of what the Soviets or Chinese did.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:40 AM (9hXN1)

715 713, Malarial plains and marshes were a thing in Italy.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:43 AM (9hXN1)

716 I seem to remember something years ago that argued hills also offered some protection from malaria. It was in the context of the Romans using the seven hills to lord it over the commoners who were stuck with malaria. Seemed stupid for a couple reasons, but this reminded me of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:40 AM (csEWM)

well now we know that malaria is spread by mosquitos, which are worse down in the swampy lowlands next to the river. So they observed that living on a hill offered some protection, even though they didn't understand why.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:43 AM (evAgx)

717 Yamaha 350 would blow smoke rings as I went through the gears. Perfect circles as I entered the highway.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:44 AM (obh/i)

718 715 713, Malarial plains and marshes were a thing in Italy.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:43 AM (9hXN1)

Indeed, but I am not sure the Seven Hills offered that much benefit to the Patricians and the Patricians alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:44 AM (csEWM)

719 My train of thought derailed but hill country typically has winds which mosquitoes do not like.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:44 AM (9hXN1)

720
Good Generation Snowflake story, from Miley's dentist. Miley and her dentist here were chatting about kids these days. Dentist tells her what just happened to his wife, who is a pharmacist at one of the chains. Won't say which one, but rhymes with Smalgreens.

They've got a young girl in there who is a pharmacy tech trainee. Wife tells girls she's gonna need her to do something new, and she's gonna show here. Girl pitches a fit, saying it's not time on her training schedule to do that.

Wife says, well, no problem, you'll just learn a bit ahead of schedule, then. Girl starts crying hysterically that's she's not supposed to have do that.

Wife tries to calm her down, and she says, "I need to be away from you -- I'm feeling unsafe!"

That my friends, is some shit right there. Little princess should've had her candy ass marched right out then and there, your candy ass is fired. But no, they have to accommodate that shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

721 oh way too late, gotta go lay down now. It's been fun!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2021 01:45 AM (evAgx)

722 719 My train of thought derailed but hill country typically has winds which mosquitoes do not like.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:44 AM (9hXN1)

True, but inside a walled city with narrow, twisty streets?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:46 AM (csEWM)

723 Night Tom Servo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:47 AM (csEWM)

724 But no, they have to accommodate that shit.

Posted by: publius,

Until a financial collapse happens which triggers massive unemployment which means employers can pick and choose who works and gets to eat and those that don't.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:48 AM (9hXN1)

725 Considering how short their attention span is, they seem to be horrible multitaskers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:48 AM (csEWM)

726 But no, they have to accommodate that shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)
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Some amount of humiliation before the march.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:49 AM (obh/i)

727 722 Aetius 451, Some narrow twisty streets actually channel the wind rather than block it. Even today, downtown city man made canyons are usually quite windy as a result rather than good ole mother nature's landscaping.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:50 AM (9hXN1)

728 Y'all have fun and say hello to Pixie.
Good night.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:51 AM (obh/i)

729 ..Yamaha 350 would blow smoke rings as I went through the gears. Perfect circles as I entered the highway.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2021 01:44 AM (obh/i)


Only time I got laps on the old Riverside Raceway was on a Yamaha RD-350. Shakedown laps, which "mechanics" were allowed to do then, under the old AMA rules. You know, to sort out the changes to the bike.

We just didn't tell 'em they had a 15 y/o "mechanic" in the pits and on the bike. But, OMG. First time ever nudging the ton on anything, and I was years away from my first jet plane ride, too. Dragged pegs in the corners, but pitted after one lap. I knew my limits, even then.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 01:51 AM (QzJWU)

730 Looked it up and mosquitoes dislike winds of greater than 7 mph because prevents circling their prey and disperses the CO2 that they use to target prey.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:52 AM (9hXN1)

731 mosquitoes dislike winds of greater than 7 mph because prevents circling their prey and disperses the CO2 that they use to target prey.
Posted by: w



did it say how they measure the wind?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:54 AM (K3ZCc)

732 730 Looked it up and mosquitoes dislike winds of greater than 7 mph because prevents circling their prey and disperses the CO2 that they use to target prey.
Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 01:52 AM (9hXN1)

Interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:54 AM (csEWM)

733 did it say how they measure the wind?
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:54 AM (K3ZCc)

Tiny wind socks attached to their proboscis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 01:55 AM (csEWM)

734 Tiny wind socks attached to their proboscis.
Posted by: Aetius


thanks

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 29, 2021 01:56 AM (K3ZCc)

735
Very few people are good multitaskers. And there's a big Dunning-Kruger effect going on with that. The ones that think they're really good at it actually really suck at it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

736 whig.

The mosquitoes don't study in Weasel's Rifle Class.

7mph wind is nothing to him. NOTHING.

Mosquito is Minute of Splat. Spotters job is to document the demise.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

737 My favorite street is Karman Vortex.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 01:59 AM (KAi1n)

738
I used to think, boy, it's gonna be fun when these snowflakes get a job in the real world. They're gonna find out.

Well, looks like it was the other way around. The real world is the one with the rude awakening.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)

739 731 C aerometers built in by evolution aka their wings.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 02:00 AM (9hXN1)

740 Bultaco Pursang MX

Dang that brings back memories! Buddy had a

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 02:01 AM (C9hia)

741 Very few people are good multitaskers. And there's a big Dunning-Kruger effect going on with that. The ones that think they're really good at it actually really suck at it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

I am horrible with it (at least simultaneously.) So, I carve things up, then try to focus them down one by one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 02:01 AM (csEWM)

742 whig as with most things I haven't kept up, but in the Caucasus, into the modern period there was terrain-determined ethnic and linguistic diversity rivaling that in New Guinea, but not Stone Age.

In "inter-marriage" between two language groups, the kids would be raised speaking the language of the smaller group - a neat grassroots bit of voluntary social engineering.

Again, mountains. In so many regions, the mountains produce the toughest people - the Kurds, the catalog of different tribes and ethnicities in the Caucasus, and in Afghanistan (well, mountain valleys, mostly - but the mountains are the key terrain element).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 02:02 AM (OTzUX)

743 Jim NSD,
I grew up near rice country. Strong southern winds blew mosquitos up to the hill country from the paddies. You would have an unpleasant day or so until a NW wind blew them away again.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 02:02 AM (9hXN1)

744 Well, looks like it was the other way around. The real world is the one with the rude awakening.
Posted by: publius

Don't blame me - i do real property law. Btw, would not surprise me to learn that a lot of young adults today - male and female - have what used to be called BPD - borderline personality disorder (a bad name for a real problem).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 02:03 AM (KAi1n)

745 *&$_ smashed fingers. Typing with my thumb. Buddy had a 250 Pursang. I had a Hodaka Super Rat 125. We rode those right up to the edge.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at November 29, 2021 02:04 AM (C9hia)

746 I used to think, boy, it's gonna be fun when these snowflakes get a job in the real world. They're gonna find out.

Well, looks like it was the other way around. The real world is the one with the rude awakening.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)

Events, dear boy. Events. I think part of it is that they have grown up from a very young age constantly bombarded by stimuli. They never had common periods of rest where they can reflect, digest, center. So they are constantly on the edge of overload (if not over the line.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 02:04 AM (csEWM)

747
Yep, one thing at a time. Most people will do far better at doing tasks sequentially, rather than trying to time share between them. CPUs can be very good at that (although there is always overhead, but it makes things appear more responsive).

Human brains are not good at it at all. Way too much task switching overheard. Makes you suck at both tasks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

748 Show on about the Doolittle Raiders. Bless those Men.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:05 AM (LZkdC)

749 742 Yes, the Caucasus is famous for flotsam and jetsam in its mountains of remnants of previous population waves. Knew some people that went to Georgia in the 90's as part of the outreach to the former Soviet republics and some that went as part of Nunn/Lugar WMD initiatives.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 02:06 AM (9hXN1)

750 whig, I live *south* of rice country. We export mosquitos as a Cash Crop, so to speak.

In other words, tourists come here from Katy and East Texas because we have fewer mosquitoes than they.

Not *many* fewer. But enough to be noticed, and to relax in accordance with the lesser buzzzz.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

751 748 Show on about the Doolittle Raiders. Bless those Men.

Posted by: Infidel

Their sacrifice arguably set up Yamamoto's greatest mistake, his strategic plan to finish off the American carriers which resulted in the Battle of Midway.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2021 02:08 AM (9hXN1)

752 The FYROM - the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Remember when US official speak had to employ that ridiculous dodge back in the 90s to cater to the sensitivities of the wildly pro-American Greeks.

Actually given the sad and preposterous history of such regions, which included dark shenanigans as late as WWII, I always found it sort of funny when we humored them (any side) that way.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 02:08 AM (OTzUX)

753 Alarm in AM. Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2021 02:09 AM (QzJWU)

754 whig if available accounts are to be believed, and they do cross-check to the extent they exist, the alarming humiliation of the Doolittle Raid, and the implied threat to the Imperial Presence, was a key factor in finally tipping the senior command towards approving Yamamoto's plan, which theretofore had received tepid reaction (and his threats to resign if he didn't get his way were wearing thin).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 02:12 AM (OTzUX)

755
I'm recalling reading something about this -- it was a pretty good analysis. Constant stimulation by smart phones and related shit is a big par of it.

The snowflakes are anxiety ridden, depressive, and have very little self-confidence and are risk-averse. They are afraid to fail so they don't want to try anything new, really. Helicopter parenting, safety culture, and all that shit is a big part of it.

They've never been allowed to fail. They don't know how to handle it. Failure is how you learn. I remember as a kid trying to new things and fucking up big time. It was fun. And having to improvise and get yourself out of a jam with no one to call for help.

You start out with baby steps as a kid, and move on to more independence. Parents and the culture do not allow that to happen, now.

And that's how you end with that pharmacist tech trainee having a meltdown over having to do something new thrown at her out of the blue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:12 AM (Mzdiz)

756 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 02:13 AM (csEWM)

757 Spent a lot of time in Caucasus in the 90s, of course not that much in the mountains themselves. Did manage to get to South Ossetia (which has a nice made-up ring to it). Beautiful. Same trip visited Stalin's birthplace and museum, which are in his home town just south of that area.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2021 02:14 AM (OTzUX)

758 Good night, Horde, just got hubs to sleep, I've enjoyed lurking around here tonight and as usual I learned a lot. SMH, if you are still around, happy belated birthday!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2021 02:17 AM (a4EWo)

759
Example. I was a little boy, maybe 5th gradish or so. I was playing in the woods -- all by myself (gasp). I manage to step in some infernal hole some animal had dug.

My foot wedges in that hole perfectly. It bent the ball of my foot. Try to pull my foot out cause my toes to dig in the side. Could not bend them back anymore. That tight bend was hurting, too.

And there I am, stuck in the woods. Will hollering and crying help? No. I panic for a little bit, then I have to figure out what to do. I'm able to grab a stick, and start using it as a little pick to chip and dig around the hole.

I widen it enough to get my foot loose. And I'm off on my merry way, and the more wiser to watch for shit like that. And also learned something about fast thinking under pressure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)

760 Night Debby.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 02:22 AM (csEWM)

761 And there I am, stuck in the woods. Will hollering and crying help? No. I panic for a little bit, then I have to figure out what to do. I'm able to grab a stick, and start using it as a little pick to chip and dig around the hole.

Yes, I remember doing shit like that as a kid. I got myself into this mess, you need to get the hell out of this mess before anyone finds out and knows you're an idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:23 AM (LZkdC)

762 I widen it enough to get my foot loose. And I'm off on my merry way, and the more wiser to watch for shit like that. And also learned something about fast thinking under pressure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Problem solving. But there is something more than that.

-not wanting responsibility by acting
-being afraid of looking stupid by acting or offering an idea
-wanting to defer responsibility ('not my job')

This is not just kids. I have seen people closer to my age afflicted with those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2021 02:25 AM (csEWM)

763
Yep, my greatest stuck in the hole fear that my father would kill me for getting myself in such a mess. Hell, I'll be late, and he'll be pissed. If he has to come look for me, I'm gonna be in real trouble!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)

764 Breaking through the ice on the creek in january in NoVa (it was, at most, maybe 2' deep) sure got one thinking, and running, fast.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 02:35 AM (KAi1n)

765 Lewis and Clark journals were full of references about them. "Muskeetors Vurry Trublesum". Remember they were traveling in areas with huge open herds of buffalo as far as the eye could see in some places, elk, antelope etc.

Clark commented that in some areas, he thought the emaciated condition of some of the game animals was due to the "great clouds" of mosquitos descending on them, literally sucking their blood out.

I fricking hate Mosquitos. Thank God for DDT, OFF! and mosquito nets. That shit, and flies, literally drives people crazy. And I'd expect they probably could kill people, or near enough, never mind Malaria. They had some old school repellents using Pine Tar and other natural stuff, but I doubt they worked very well.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 02:38 AM (NUalg)

766 Many candles lit at Current Location.

Not an expert on theology, but my understanding is that all Christians , through Jesus, can be of the Chosen People, with our Jewish Brothers and Sisters.

Posted by: Miklos at November 29, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

767 Beautiful. Same trip visited Stalin's birthplace and museum, which are in his home town just south of that area.
Posted by: rhomboid

I read that in an Uncle Palpatine voice

Posted by: Miklos, as is his wont at November 29, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

768 Breaking through the ice on the creek in january in NoVa (it was, at most, maybe 2' deep) sure got one thinking, and running, fast.
Posted by: SFGoth

That's a big one. Little bro and I did a lot of ice skating when we lived in socal. When we moved here there was a pond at the end of the street. (still is, just with a fence around it). When it froze the first time, we grabbed our skates and headed out. Got on the ice and it started to crack and move. I don't think we ever moved so fast. It's about 10 or so feet deep. Mom found out and skates were confiscated. We were thankful the wooden spoon didn't come out that time.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:43 AM (LZkdC)

769 And also learned something about fast thinking under pressure.
Posted by: publius

*will not mention a thing to my uncle the Coroner about That one Missing Electrician*

Posted by: Miklos, silent, as is his wont at November 29, 2021 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

770
Coroner report: Electrician was found with his foot stuck in a hole. Next to a fire ant hill. Cause of death: exposure and fire ant stings, but mostly fire ant stings. Conclusion: accidental death.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)

771 Tread Killer

Would be a good name for a band, or a series of noir novels

Posted by: Miklosian Publishing and band Booking LLC at November 29, 2021 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

772 And you dug that hole.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:49 AM (LZkdC)

773 Or Dead Thread

The Story

Posted by: Miklosian Publishing and band Booking LLC at November 29, 2021 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

774
Local property owner, Mr. Publius, found the body. He was real sorry and just couldn't believe what happened. He cried some tears, said that nice electrician wired his house just a year ago or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

775 And you dug that hole.
Posted by: Infidel

How big is a half hole?

Posted by: Miklosian Flapjack Shingled Doghouses PLC at November 29, 2021 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

776 Poor guy.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:51 AM (LZkdC)

777 These Doolittle guys are just amazing!

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:53 AM (LZkdC)

778 Ha! When I was a little kid my dad told me to dig a hole in the back yard and bring it in the house

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2021 02:54 AM (NUalg)

779 *puts feet up on ONT couch*

*notices red plastic cups with sompm' left in 'em*

Posted by: Miklos, about to commence the sweeping and washing after ya'll chirren at November 29, 2021 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

780 Ha! When I was a little kid my dad told me to dig a hole in the back yard and bring it in the house

He was trying to get rid of you.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 02:56 AM (LZkdC)

781 I cain't do this for ever, or every Blessed day, y'all chirrens

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian at November 29, 2021 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

782
Addendum to coroner's report: A rusty hacksaw blade was found near the body of the nice electrician. A very young member of the medical examiner's staff suggested that perhaps a trap had been sprung for the nice electrician, and the hack saw blade was thrown to him to give him the option of sawing off his own leg to save himself from the fire ants.

We conclude that young staffer watches too many movies. Mr. Publius assured us that he and his father lost no telling how many hacksaw blades on the property over the years. And besides, he doesn't know anyone around the area who could be that mean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 29, 2021 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

783 lol.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 03:09 AM (LZkdC)

784 Biden stupidity show on. He's been in gov'nt since I was in Jr. High School. Still an idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 03:12 AM (LZkdC)

785 We conclude that young staffer watches too many movies. Mr. Publius assured us that he and his father lost no telling how many hacksaw blades on the property over the years. And besides, he doesn't know anyone around the area who could be that mean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Heh


Serious professional heh

https://tinyurl.com/4nsrazvd

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, Candidate for Coroner, District 99 at November 29, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

786 Pixy's up

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:18 AM (dB4Iz)

787 "Time, and the coroner, is on my side"

-Miss Irma Thomas, who says that those English boys (the Rolling Stones) ain't paid her a dime yet for her original song.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, the Singing IPR guy at November 29, 2021 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

788 Pixy's up
Posted by: JQ

Enstomipnation?

If Australia were nuked for orbit, who would know?

WHO WOULD BE ALLOWED TO KNOW

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, thinking simple solutions at November 29, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

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