Thanksgiving Eve Happy Fun Thread

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Who is this handsome gentleman?

Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the Happy Fun Thread! WeirdDave mentioned last night how he didn't want to copy Mr. O'Spades' evening thread format by posting animal-related Twitter links and Steve Inman posts, and I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm posting animal-related YouTube links and Steve Inman posts. Sound bueno? Well then let's get to it!

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Who doesn't love dogs? I know I sure do, and here are my two favorites.

Well that's some skerry action right there! Notice how WeaselDog tries all sorts of fancy kung-fu shit, while Fun Size Joe goes low and for the throat every time? Don't be alarmed by the viciousness of the video, though. They're really great buddies.

Thanks for letting me share my pals! From everyone here at El Casa of Weasel, Happy Thanksgiving!

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Links? You want links?!

Monkey teaches kitty to eat yogurt

Does your dog bite?

Cats, dogs and monkeys

Speaking of monkeys...

Indoor kitty plays with snow

A BIG indoor kitty!

Kitty raises money

A Kittyman sea shanty!

Not a kitty. Definitely not a kitty

More not a kitty!

Inman calls a fight!

Posted by: Weasel at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1
Why monkeys??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 24, 2021 07:31 PM (nYwKe)

2 I am well in my cups.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:31 PM (x6cfo)

3 Thanks be to dogs!

Posted by: mikeski at November 24, 2021 07:32 PM (lyXGZ)

4 top ten?

Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2021 07:32 PM (5iUNf)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)

6 I like that you nood before commenting, Sooth.

That's a quality commenter, people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:32 PM (x6cfo)

7 forty fourth

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 07:33 PM (aurj9)

8 Speaking of monkeys

Read that as Spanking of Monkeys

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2021 07:33 PM (yrol0)

9 Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:33 PM (mD/uy)

10 Why is not Monkey Monkies when pluralized??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (yrol0)

11 Thankful for people that help me for no other reason than their empathy and compassion.

Posted by: TC at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (1GOjX)

12 A proper cafe with bats.

Skunks are cool looking, I would love to have one, but even if you get their scent glands removed, they still try to spray you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

13 Why is not Monkey Monkies when pluralized??
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oh deer.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (mD/uy)

14
I like that you nood before commenting, Sooth.

That's a quality commenter, people.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



No one can say I ever did any of you false.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (nYwKe)

15 Our new puppy is about to be born. My wife is watching on a live stream with all the others who are getting puppies from the litter.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 24, 2021 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

16 No one can say I ever did any of you false.
Posted by: Soothsayer

You're a Moron like the rest of us. There's plenty of time to disappoint at least one of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:36 PM (mD/uy)

17 a group of monkeys is called a troop

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2021 07:36 PM (yrol0)

18 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, Weasel!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:37 PM (O1CTW)

19 I have a love hate relationship with Monkies

One stole my Confederate Flay at the New Orleans Zoo.

Hey Hey

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

20 flag not flay

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (yrol0)

21 Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:37 PM (O1CTW)
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Thanks! Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mr. J!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (0IeYL)

22 No guns? Not a 1911, or a Beretta? Oh right, Wednesday. Never mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (wAnMi)

23 Our new puppy is about to be born. My wife is watching on a live stream with all the others who are getting puppies from the litter.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 24, 2021 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

Fuck! What does a bitch have to do to get a little privacy?

Posted by: Puppy Mama at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (P3gRi)

24 I hate monkeys, they're like evil retarded children and stink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

25 I liked the Dresden Files TV series too but I hadn't/haven't read any of the books while a friend who had was disappointed in it despite the fact that it was the author changing things to make a more-practical for TV series [I assume].

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

26 Skunks are cool looking, I would love to have one, but even if you get their scent glands removed, they still try to spray you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So, sorta like cats.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (pA4Ca)

27 Sends Weasel a bag of hoof trimmings for WD and Little Joe. What happens after that is not my fault.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (j8vh7)

28 Weasel comes through!!! O frabjous day!!!!!

Bats! We have bats!! Even better we have WD AND FSJ!!

All hail Weasel!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

29 From the previous thread:

233 Can you even imagine "Our Gang" being made today?

Never.

I've been binge-watching the silent OG's. The other day I'm watching a real classic, "Mary, Queen of Tots," which is as clever and inventive as all get-out. A dollmaker makes dolls based on the Our Gang kids as they are playing, they end up getting given to Mary who dreams that the dolls come to life. The filmmakers used oversized furniture to great effect. And I'm thinkin', "Hey, a whole Our Gang without one single racial stereotype or anything offensive."

And then, the very final title card comes up and it's something like: "Let's go get even with that WOP who used our likenesses."

I said (facepalm.) But at least it was just the wops who got insulted. (I'm Italian.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 24, 2021 07:40 PM (Bmy3R)

30 So, sorta like cats.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (pA4Ca)


Not enough like cats.

- line from Fatal Instinct, which is a great spoof movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:40 PM (O1CTW)

31 Why is not Monkey Monkies when pluralized??
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oh deer.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:34 PM (mD/uy)


Monkees Headquarters was a good album, but not as good as Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. IMO.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (wAnMi)

32 despite the fact that it was the author changing things to make a more-practical for TV series

The books weren't particularly challenging for a TV show to pull off, until the last few. It was just the execs and director who Knew Better and Fixed it. (ruined).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

33 Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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And I think this may be previously unpublished dog fight video!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (0IeYL)

34 this thread is full of cats

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (V13WU)

35 Who doesn't love dogs?
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They are, uh, great on Thanksgiving as well!

Posted by: Obumbles what got millions less votes than Bidet at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (Ojki1)

36 I hate monkeys, they're like evil retarded children and stink.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

You ain't exactly lavender yourself, you know. That Ox body spray you got at the Dollar Store smells like ass.

Posted by: The Monkeys at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (P3gRi)

37 line from Fatal Instinct, which is a great spoof movie.

One of my all time favorite comedies Armand Assante does such a great job making fun of himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

38 Happy Thanksgiving, my tardy American cousins. Here's a turkey-cooking lesson from SCTV for you all at YouTube!

https://tinyurl.com/e9kna7a2

["Tardy" means "late" BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM (UHVv4)

39 Weasel comes through!!! O frabjous day!!!!!

Bats! We have bats!! Even better we have WD AND FSJ!!

All hail Weasel!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)


Remember though, we can't let the boss know we had such a great time with him gone. Otherwise he'll feel unwanted. Have to make it look like the cobs could barely keep up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)

40 You ain't exactly lavender yourself, you know. That Ox body spray you got at the Dollar Store smells like ass.

Shows what you know, the bottle clearly states that it is sexy and alluring and even better than Hai Karate!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

41 That monkey vaguely freaks me out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:43 PM (x6cfo)

42 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM (UHVv4)


no turkey , cranberry sauce, cornbread stuffing, sweet taters and pecan pie for you !

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:43 PM (V13WU)

43 Weasel + Fun = good content!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 07:43 PM (mZUr4)

44 That yogurt-eating overall-wearing monkey is freaky.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 07:43 PM (0OP+5)

45 Monkey and cat are funny to watch

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (2JoB8)

46 my tardy American cousins

I don't FEEEL tardy!

Posted by: Lavid Ree Doth at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (Bmy3R)

47 You ain't exactly lavender yourself, you know. That Ox body spray you got at the Dollar Store smells like ass.

Shows what you know, the bottle clearly states that it is sexy and alluring and even better than Hai Karate!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

There's nothing better than Hai Karate. I'm still fighting scads of hot chicks off.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (4I/2K)

48 Life on the farm, Jager went cross the road, beat off twenty buzzards and brought home a road kill hog kidney.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (j8vh7)

49 Skunks are great pets, kind of messy though. They aren't very good with litter boxes.

I had one in my 20s, and she was adorable. She would get on her hind legs and paw at the couch to be picked up, so she could lay in my lap to sleep.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

50 That monkey vaguely freaks me out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:43 PM (x6cfo)


I'm STILL freaked out about that damn hairless cat the other day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:45 PM (O1CTW)

51 Who is this handsome gentleman?



Weasel dog !

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:45 PM (V13WU)

52 Fuck! What does a bitch have to do to get a little privacy?
Posted by: Puppy Mama at November 24, 2021 07:38 PM (P3gRi)


Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Puppy Daddy at November 24, 2021 07:46 PM (DTX3h)

53 I swear I have met someone who looked just like that monkey, less the prehensile feet.

She had some genetic thing going on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:46 PM (x6cfo)

54 Love the vicious dog fight.

My bulldogs pretend fight like it's for reals, except that they don't (usually) break skin. The way they carry on, though, and the noises they make! Very entertaining.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2021 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

55 I'm STILL freaked out about that damn hairless cat the other day.

Yeah that plunged way past uncanny valley into Uncanny Marianas Trench. Truly disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

56 I'm STILL freaked out about that damn hairless cat the other day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:45 PM (O1CTW)



Yeah, that could not be unseen. Like an ugly Gelfling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (x6cfo)

57 Jordan61, you have never read anything here as funny as Gushka's tale of her hairless cat and the plumber.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (j8vh7)

58 I had one in my 20s, and she was adorable. She would get on her hind legs and paw at the couch to be picked up, so she could lay in my lap to sleep.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

I have heard that skunks don't socialize very well. They will bond with their primary caregiver, and be standoffish with all others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (P3gRi)

59 I forgot about that Trailer Park Boys bit. I'd also forgotten about the incredibly HUGE freakout about that shanty. And 60 days later it was forgotten. I'm guessing the guys that did it didn't get that record deal. Talk about one hit wonder. Makes me wonder. And heck, if the entire tik-tok community hadn't turned it into something it would have gone over as big as their other 35 shanty's before it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:48 PM (wAnMi)

60 I know ! I know ! it's FunSizeJoe !

OMG, thank you Weasel for this thread !

So need some sensible animals and plain realworld normal.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 07:49 PM (ahosz)

61 Gushka's hairless cat and plumber? Oh, my.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 07:49 PM (pA4Ca)

62 Jordan61, you have never read anything here as funny as Gushka's tale of her hairless cat and the plumber.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (j8vh7)


Do you have a link to it??

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 24, 2021 07:49 PM (O1CTW)

63 Kitten sneezing in its sleep

https://youtube.com/shorts/AARzwyDf5dI?feature=share

Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2021 07:50 PM (CYnTg)

64 56 Yeah, that could not be unseen. Like an ugly Gelfling.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (x6cfo)


And yet, for those of us unfortunate enough to glimpse the vast visage of a certain smirking potato person, it was not the most terrifying image of the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: CppThis at November 24, 2021 07:50 PM (UewuT)

65 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 07:50 PM (M3Z2J)

66 48 Life on the farm, Jager went cross the road, beat off twenty buzzards and brought home a road kill hog kidney.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM
That is the best thing I've heard all night.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 07:51 PM (0OP+5)

67 Jordan61, unfortunately No.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:51 PM (j8vh7)

68 ZOD IMPERIAL.


whatever

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)

69
You ain't exactly lavender yourself, you know. That Ox body spray you got at the Dollar Store smells like ass.
Posted by: The Monkeys


Why do you think you get the funniest looks from everyone you meet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

70 Remember though, we can't let the boss know we had such a great time with him gone. Otherwise he'll feel unwanted. Have to make it look like the cobs could barely keep up.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:42 PM


It turns out there's a song about that deals with this very subject. (It's Jimmy Buffet, but from 1985, so perhaps before is lib turn):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iu1tByMH4

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

71 >>whatever
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)

Hurt feelers. Why?

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 07:52 PM (M3Z2J)

72 I had one in my 20s, and she was adorable. She would get on her hind legs and paw at the couch to be picked up, so she could lay in my lap to sleep.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (5p7BC)

I have heard that skunks don't socialize very well. They will bond with their primary caregiver, and be standoffish with all others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 07:47 PM (P3gRi)


My step-bro and sis IL live in WY, and they had a porcupine "guest" under their home for a few years. They actually built a little trap door so it could come in for treats. Freaky deaky. The thing was HUGE, totally laid back and smelled of Pine Sol. It'd come up for its apple, eat it all nice and proper like, then toddle off again. Weird.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM (wAnMi)

73 Lavid Ree Doth
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM (UHVv4)

74 Yay, a WeaselThread! Happy Thanksgiving, Weasel!

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM (wyw4S)

75 Need to post a link to the tortoise sprinting on a treadmill like a five star receiver .

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 24, 2021 07:54 PM (cMXNt)

76 Hurt feelers. Why?
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 07:52 PM (M3Z2J)


Unknown vintage

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:54 PM (V13WU)

77 Sorry, not a fun comment, but doesn't fit in the TV series thread either... please keep the military in your prayers this Thanksgiving.

Capt. Maureen Bannon: Unvaccinated Military Cannot Travel to See Their Families This Thanksgiving (VIDEO)

Maureen broke the news that unvaccinated military personnel are not allowed to travel to see their families this Thanksgiving.


https://bit.ly/3oYhLRP

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (Do5/p)

78 Unknown vintage
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:54 PM (V13WU



The screw top lid was a clue.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (x6cfo)

79 A bluebell sighting too! Thanksgiving is here!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (j8vh7)

80 Yay, a WeaselThread! Happy Thanksgiving, Weasel!
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM


Happy Thanksgiving to both of The Horde's favorite Cookbook editors and all-around goodniks!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

81 37 One of my all time favorite comedies Armand Assante does such a great job making fun of himself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)


A sadly underused talent, for sure. His hammy performance in Judge Dredd was great too; maybe the only one involved in that production who fully understood not to take things too seriously.

Posted by: CppThis at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (UewuT)

82 My step-bro and sis IL live in WY, and they had a porcupine "guest" under their home for a few years. They actually built a little trap door so it could come in for treats. Freaky deaky. The thing was HUGE, totally laid back and smelled of Pine Sol. It'd come up for its apple, eat it all nice and proper like, then toddle off again. Weird.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM (wAnMi)

Such a deal! They would never have to buy phonograph needles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (P3gRi)

83 Need to post a link to the tortoise sprinting on a treadmill like a five star receiver.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 24, 2021 07:54 PM

This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baD4COJXU8A

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (Do5/p)

84 I've watched a few videos from a channel called Man's Best Friend. The guy is a dog groomer in Serbia. He gets these abandoned dogs that are so badly matted that it's hard to even tell the sex on them. They are long videos, but it's interesting to see the dog emerge from pounds of matted hair.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (5HBd1)

85 It turns out there's a song about that deals with this very subject. (It's Jimmy Buffet, but from 1985, so perhaps before is lib turn):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iu1tByMH4
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)


Look at all this liquor
Look at all this food
It's only gonna go to waste
We're not really being rude
But the good stuff's in his closet, I swear he wouldn't mind
Hell we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time


Sounds about right. We just haven't found the liquor cabinet yet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (wAnMi)

86 Hi BenHad! Thanks, Dunc!

I just slid the last three pies into the oven and I am well and truly beat.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (wyw4S)

87 @25

I've both watched the Dresden Files TV series, and read the books. One of the episodes (it looks and feels a bit different from the others) is pretty much part of one of the novels, but as a TV episode. I'm guessing it was meant to be an early pilot, and they hauled it out when the decision was made to end the show early.


Both are good. But anyone who sees the series first and thinks that the red vampire (Bianca? I can't remember.) is an ally is in for a very rude awakening.

Also worth noting is that the books and TV series both have arcs, but very different ones. For example, there's no hint in the books that the dark wizard who adopted and trained him is still alive. The series, on the other hand, made it clear that he'd cheated death, and was setting up to be a series big bad (if the series had lasted longer). Basically, Dresden and Murphy are similar between the two (though Murphy is a short blonde in the novels, and she starts out sort of knowing about supernatural stuff). Other than that, you might see a few familiar names, but even those characters are quite different

Posted by: junior at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (uLEfc)

88 Porcupines are nice animals and harmless.

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)

89 And hedgehogs.

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)

90 77 Sorry, not a fun comment, but doesn't fit in the TV series thread either... please keep the military in your prayers this Thanksgiving.

Capt. Maureen Bannon: Unvaccinated Military Cannot Travel to See Their Families This Thanksgiving (VIDEO)

Maureen broke the news that unvaccinated military personnel are not allowed to travel to see their families this Thanksgiving.

https://bit.ly/3oYhLRP

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM
So how is she on Hanukka for uncircumcised?

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 07:57 PM (0OP+5)

91 Hedgehogs yes. Porcupines are pricks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM (x6cfo)

92 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM (wyw4S)

93 *awkward silence*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (x6cfo)

94 Such a deal! They would never have to buy phonograph needles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 07:55 PM (P3gRi)


Apparently, they never had an issue. First thing I imagined was if it were me, I'd look like pinhead from hellraiser getting acupuncture.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (wAnMi)

95 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell

Ugh! Don't remind me.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (mD/uy)

96 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell

I just finished the dishes at our humble home.

That's my end of the deal.
She cooks, I clean dishes.
I would wash your dishes for you.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (tjZg/)

97 I found a very cool site called Radio Garden - you can listen to radio stations all over the globe, featuring everything from classical music to cajun music to 60's rock to Orthodox chant.

Not only is it rather fun to listen to stations in Ireland and Sydney and Tel Aviv, I think it would be a terrific resource for anybody trying to learn a foreign language.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (HabA/)

98 >>Entertain me, people. Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM (wyw4S)

Horses only breathe through their nostrils--they cannot mouth-breathe.

Next.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:00 PM (M3Z2J)

99 Thank you, Bozo. My husband does the dishes too. He did the ones from dinner, and now he's downstairs. These are from the pie-making and he doesn't know about them. It won't be too bad, it just requires standing up again which I don't want to do.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (wyw4S)

100 *strokes hedgehog

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (V13WU)

101 Why is not Monkey Monkies when pluralized??
Posted by: rhennigantx

The one that gets me is that a guy from the Philippines is a Filipino.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (FVME7)

102 >>93 *awkward silence* Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (x6cfo)

Your glass of absinthe is empty. You will refill it, and drain it.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (M3Z2J)

103 Thank you, Zod. Very informative.

How are you?

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (wyw4S)

104 *points at ZOD..laughs

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (V13WU)

105 This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baD4COJXU8A
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2021 07:56 PM (Do5/p)

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This is a better one:

https://youtu.be/GcfBh60sMFA

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (cMXNt)

106 bluebell, What did one homeschooler say to the other homeschooler?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (j8vh7)

107 I know the feeling, bluebell I will sleep in peace tomorrow night.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (pA4Ca)

108 Your glass of absinthe is empty. You will refill it, and drain it.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (M3Z2J)


I've started shots of caramel vodka that my Sister in Law brought. It is ... tolerable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (x6cfo)

109 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM

Are you not entertained?! Is that not why you are here?

Posted by: Maximus Decimus Meridius at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (Do5/p)

110 The Babylon Bee; 6h
CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

see the sock

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (UHVv4)

111 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM


There was a joke thread a day or two ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

112 Apparently, they never had an issue. First thing I imagined was if it were me, I'd look like pinhead from hellraiser getting acupuncture.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (wAnMi)

I guess "lap porcupine" isn't a thing.

I met a porcupine in the woods, once. I was carrying an axe, so, just for the Hell of it, I reached out and touched it on the nose with the handle, gently. Boom! It spun right around, and smacked the axe handle so hard with its tail that the axe flew several yards. Then it ambled away slowly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (P3gRi)

113 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA2Fv4SHzVw

This doesn't actually aid the novel currently underway; it's 25 years too early, though the nomenclature is (almost) correct.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (M3Z2J)

114 bluebell, What did one homeschooler say to the other homeschooler?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (j8vh7)
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Help.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:04 PM (wyw4S)

115 25 years too late, mea magna culpa.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:04 PM (M3Z2J)

116 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:58 PM (wyw4S)


One quarter of all your bones are located in your feet.

"There are 26 bones in each foot. That's 52 bones in both feet, out of 206 total bones in your whole body, which is more than 25 percent. It may sound crazy at first, but think about it: Your feet support your weight and allow you to jump, run, and climb. Those bones and joints also allow your feet to absorb and release energy efficiently. It's one of the reasons humans can outrun any other animal in an endurance race."

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:04 PM (mZUr4)

117 108 Your glass of absinthe is empty. You will refill it, and drain it.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (M3Z2J)

I've started shots of caramel vodka that my Sister in Law brought. It is ... tolerable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM
All this fun talk about drinking and I gotta jump up at 0400 for work. Dang.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)

118 100 *strokes hedgehog
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (V13WU)

This is a "PG" blog there runner, cover up!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)

119 Bluebell , HELP!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (j8vh7)

120 " ...
Not only is it rather fun to listen to stations in Ireland and Sydney and Tel Aviv, I think it would be a terrific resource for anybody trying to learn a foreign language.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (HabA/)"

I remember the days when I could do that with a long piece of wire up in the trees and a shortwave radio ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (ahosz)

121 103 Thank you, Zod. Very informative. How are you?
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:01 PM (wyw4S)

Well, thanks for asking.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (M3Z2J)

122 Time to quit.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (pA4Ca)

123 Brian Kilmeade TRASHING San Francisco and a idiot Mayor London Breed live on the air.

"Too many damn Walgreen's"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (EZebt)

124 Thank you, Doof. I'm getting quite an education here.

My husband just walked by and rubbed my shoulders. I now feel fortified to do those dishes.

If I don't see you tomorrow, happy Thanksgiving to my beloved Hordelings!

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:06 PM (wyw4S)

125 >>104 *points at ZOD..laughs
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:02 PM (V13WU)

Fan mail comes in (sigh) all forms.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:07 PM (M3Z2J)

126 bluebell

May you two have many blessings to recount.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 24, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

127 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:03 PM (P3gRi)

Wild animals gonna wild animal.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:07 PM (wAnMi)

128 Bluebell , HELP!!!!!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (j8vh7)
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I knew it!

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:07 PM (wyw4S)

129 Idiot DA Chesa Boudin doesn't want criminals to be exposed to all the harmful aftereffects of being in jail. Poor things. They learn crime in there!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:07 PM (EZebt)

130 Well, thanks for asking.
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM


And how are you, bluebell, apart from the tiredness earned through a day well-spent preparing dessert comestibles made with love for your family?

Posted by: ZOD's ever-patient Politeness Coach at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

131 and to you too, bluebell !

and all of The Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (ahosz)

132 May you have a wonderful day bluebell. And all the other morons.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (pA4Ca)

133 Thank you, Doof. I'm getting quite an education here.

My husband just walked by and rubbed my shoulders. I now feel fortified to do those dishes.

If I don't see you tomorrow, happy Thanksgiving to my beloved Hordelings!
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:06 PM (wyw4S)


You're welcome!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, bluebell!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (mZUr4)

134 Mr.bluebell , is a man among men.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (j8vh7)

135 Kitty Sea Shanty was silly

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2021 08:08 PM (2JoB8)

136 >>> I met a porcupine in the woods, once.

I was almost trampled by a stampede of love-crazed porcupines. Got pictures and everything.

Wrote it up to send to Bandersnatch, but got too lazy to search for the photos.

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2021 08:09 PM (UnQlg)

137 Psycho, we missed you down thread earlier.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

138 This is a "PG" blog there runner, cover up!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (BgMrQ)


don't be weird...

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:09 PM (V13WU)

139 95 I'm allowing myself five minutes, then I have to go wash dishes. Entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell

Ugh! Don't remind me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2021 07:59 PM (mD/uy)


Heh. Dishwasher is running now.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 08:10 PM (8C7+r)

140

& g'night everyone ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:10 PM (ahosz)

141 I remember the days when I could do that with a long piece of wire up in the trees and a shortwave radio ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:05 PM (ahosz)

Yeah, this is a lot easier, but not as inventive.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:10 PM (HabA/)

142 Psycho, we missed you down thread earlier.

==

*psycho is a regular here ?

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:10 PM (V13WU)

143 If I don't see you tomorrow, happy Thanksgiving to my beloved Hordelings!
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 08:06 PM (wyw4S)


Happy Thanksgiving!

I can't believe it - July 4 was about 13 hours ago. I'm not remotely ready for the holidays. By the time I am, there will be empty shelves where chocolate bunnies should be.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:11 PM (wAnMi)

144 Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2021 07:53 PM (wyw4S)
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Howdy!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 08:11 PM (0IeYL)

145 JJ Watt is paying the funeral expenses of those murdered in Waukesha.

The classiest man in the NFL.

(Of course, that's a low bar....)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (HabA/)

146 I just saw Joe Mannix' excellent post.

Dummy Gavin promised that his spending would END homelessness here in 10 years.

That was 14 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (EZebt)

147 Weasel, you are doing Thanksgiving among the in-laws. What's on the menu?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (j8vh7)

148 DUKE UNSPECIFIED MEASURE

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

149 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, 'rons and 'ettes.

Got to the lake this afternoon. Went down early to open the house and do some cooking before family got here.

Forgot Port wine so subbed a merlot in the cranberry sauce. Was out sugar so subbed honey in the sweet taters casserole. (Will add puhKahn, brown sugar, butter topping tomorrow.)

Wife texts she's leaving to come down and I texted back, "Did you grab the bird?" She replies, "Oh, sh*t." Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. LOL.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2021 08:13 PM (/Vmf3)

150 JJ Watt is paying the funeral expenses of those murdered in Waukesha.

The classiest man in the NFL.

(Of course, that's a low bar....)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (HabA/)


BLM should pay for funeral expenses

Posted by: runner at November 24, 2021 08:13 PM (V13WU)

151 so true, Donna& ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:13 PM (ahosz)

152 147 Weasel, you are doing Thanksgiving among the in-laws. What's on the menu?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (j8vh7)
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Regular t-giving stuff. Spaghettio's, chicken bowl and boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 08:13 PM (0IeYL)

153 Psycho, we missed you down thread earlier.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

===
Missed you too buddy. I will certainly read it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:14 PM (EZebt)

154 Only thing you get spending money on homeless is more homeless.

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2021 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

155 145 JJ Watt is paying the funeral expenses of those murdered in Waukesha.

The classiest man in the NFL.

(Of course, that's a low bar....)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24,
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Got out of that Houston turmoil.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 08:14 PM (aurj9)

156 porcupines suck. Eat the bark off trees and the trees die.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (7oEqW)

157 JJ Watt is paying the funeral expenses of those murdered in Waukesha.

The classiest man in the NFL.

(Of course, that's a low bar....)
Posted by: Donna

I know he played for Wisconsin, but then I think he IS from Wisconsin (without consulting the magic Internet)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (tjZg/)

158 I just saw Joe Mannix' excellent post.

Dummy Gavin promised that his spending would END homelessness here in 10 years.

That was 14 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (EZebt)

Round up all the homeless, and place them on Alcatraz Island. Once a week, cruise by on a ship, and use a catapult to bombard the place with enough care packages to feed all the inmates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

159 JJ Watt is paying the funeral expenses of those murdered in Waukesha.

The classiest man in the NFL.

(Of course, that's a low bar....)
Posted by: Donna

I know he played for Wisconsin, but then I think he IS from Wisconsin (without consulting the magic Internet)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (tjZg/)


I think he is from the actual town in Wisconsin where the tragedy occurred.

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:16 PM (mZUr4)

160 * care flights Weasel a chicken fried steak*

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:16 PM (j8vh7)

161 Dummy Gavin promised that his spending would END homelessness here in 10 years.

That was 14 years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (EZebt)


I'd say offer every homeless person a $20 for the scalp of a looter or antifa/blm thug. That would be a lot cheaper, and we could potentially solve several problems at once for a fraction of the cost. Since all these looters drive luxury imports, let the homeless have them. Then, bury a treasure chest somewhere in Sinaloa and let them race South for it, like mad mad mad mad world. As long as things are going to shit, let's have fun with it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)

162 Life on the farm, Jager went cross the road, beat off twenty buzzards and brought home a road kill hog kidney.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 07:44 PM (j8vh7)

Hi, can Jager come over?

Posted by: Shep! and Don Lemon at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (7bRMQ)

163 >>UNSPECIFIED MEASURE
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2021 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

Unrequited post-wit.

Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (M3Z2J)

164 I know he played for Wisconsin, but then I think he IS from Wisconsin (without consulting the magic Internet)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (tjZg/)

Born and raised in Waukesha, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (P3gRi)

165 I know he played for Wisconsin, but then I think he IS from Wisconsin (without consulting the magic Internet)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 24, 2021 08:15
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Think he played high school ball in Waukesha.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (/Vmf3)

166 re subbing in recipes, from an old dilbert cartoon:

"eggs are just cheese that comes from chickens."


& now rly g'night, see summayouse onna Pixy thread.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (ahosz)

167 >>and use a catapult to bombard the place with enough care packages to feed all the inmates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

suggested edit: "...feed half the inmates."

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:18 PM (M3Z2J)

168 clutch cargo @ 161- This is a plan that has merit. Consider it approved.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 08:18 PM (0OP+5)

169 Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:16 PM (j8vh7)
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Yum!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 08:18 PM (0IeYL)

170 Round up all the homeless, and place them on Alcatraz Island. Once a week, cruise by on a ship, and use a catapult to bombard the place with enough care packages to feed all the inmates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:15 PM (P3gRi)


Or, catapult cases of booze and crystal meth, only about 300 yards offshore. I'm sure several would be successful in recovering the cases.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (wAnMi)

171 I think he is from the actual town in Wisconsin where the tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:16 PM (mZUr4)

Not a tragedy, an atrocity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (P3gRi)

172 clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

I like the way you think.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

173 Watt's be busted up so much, he ought to retire before he becomes a cripple.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (aurj9)

174 When I was in grad school I worked for a professor researching jail overcrowding.

Yeah jails are not crowded anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (EZebt)

175 Too soon?
Skaterboi https://tinyurl.com/prvrpx9m

Posted by: ChrisP at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (GWAwu)

176 Alberta Oil Peon

An atrocity, and a war crime against humanity by that evil DA. A Soros pick, who has done much damage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 24, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

177 suggested edit: "...feed half the inmates."

revision 3.0 bombs. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:20 PM (pA4Ca)

178 not a tragedy, attempted genocide

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 24, 2021 08:20 PM (ahosz)

179 suggested edit: "...feed half the inmates."
Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:18 PM (M3Z2J)

That's how it would play out, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:20 PM (P3gRi)

180 Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving tomorrow.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2021 08:21 PM (7oEqW)

181 I think he is from the actual town in Wisconsin where the tragedy occurred.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:16 PM (mZUr4)

Not a tragedy, an atrocity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:19 PM (P3gRi)


Both. Atrociously tragic. Tragically atrocious.

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)

182 What? No Happy Fun Ball?

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)

183 182 What? No Happy Fun Ball?
Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
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I was thinking about that! Don't taunt HFB!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 08:22 PM (0IeYL)

184 We will have Thanksgiving on Sunday, then hut 3 days. I hope you all have safe Thanksgivings and get a deer. Or maybe a hog.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

185 What? No Happy Fun Ball?

Not safe. Buzzion taunted it and look what happened to him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

186 Hunt. Hunt from the hut.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

187 My fave thing today: Kyle Rittenhouse has been added to now the Magnificent Eight. https://bit.ly/2ZoRYcS

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:24 PM (u+Y3T)

188 Not safe. Buzzion taunted it and look what happened to him.


Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:25 PM (u+Y3T)

189 Both. Atrociously tragic. Tragically atrocious.
Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:21 PM (mZUr4)

Atrocity because the killing was either intentional, which the perp's social media attests to, or depraved indifference to the welfare of those he ran down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:25 PM (P3gRi)

190 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center wants to wish Presdent and Micheal Obama a Hoppy Thanksgiving. We could not have survived this bad year caused by Trump with your support and guidance.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 24, 2021 08:25 PM (otFiP)

191 Hunt. Hunt from the hut.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2021 08:23 PM (0OP+5)


Pizza the Hutt?
https://youtu.be/FPZ4yah3ROU

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:26 PM (mZUr4)

192 Pizza the Hutt?


Classic!

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:26 PM (u+Y3T)

193 Too soon?
Skaterboi https://tinyurl.com/prvrpx9m

Nope: https://bit.ly/3HRfCA3

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:27 PM (SchxB)

194 Imperial, by Chrysler! At your Chrysler Imperial dealership

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 24, 2021 08:27 PM (3/XaG)

195 I finally have a week off and I spend most of it sick with a UTI and nauseous. Only threw up once though. I managed to get into the doctor and get a prescription for an antibiotic. Yay me!!! Go the last pie in the oven...pumpkin. I did the lemon tart and the brown sugar tart already. I also have the turkey stock for the gravy. I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (UUBmN)

196 Zod, you will fetch me the head of Mary Cloggenstein and also a beer. You will do this now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

197 My monkey story. First year of college, fifty odd years ago, I walked into a friend's room, he had just got himself a monkey. Thing jumps out of his arms to my shoulders, scrambles around my neck, sinks it's teeth into the back of my head, then pisses all over my back.
Like many of the horde, I am not fond of monkeys.

Posted by: From That Time at November 24, 2021 08:29 PM (4780s)

198 Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (UUBmN)
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Hope you feel better!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2021 08:29 PM (0IeYL)

199 Imperial, by Chrysler! At your Chrysler Imperial dealership



If the Empire is going to start selling cars, I'll take one of those walkers. Yeah, the top speed is only 20 MPH, but I will never be stuck in traffic. And tailgaters get blasted.

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:29 PM (u+Y3T)

200 An atrocity, and a war crime against humanity by that evil DA. A Soros pick, who has done much damage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 24, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

My SIL (who is blindly Dem and a huge covid Karen) is friends with that evil DA's wife.

I will really be struggling to keep my mouth shut tomorrow.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:29 PM (HabA/)

201 I finally have a week off and I spend most of it sick with a UTI and nauseous. Only threw up once though. I managed to get into the doctor and get a prescription for an antibiotic. Yay me!!! Go the last pie in the oven...pumpkin. I did the lemon tart and the brown sugar tart already. I also have the turkey stock for the gravy. I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (UUBmN)


Fell better soon, lin-duh! Extra cranberry to help that UTI.

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:30 PM (mZUr4)

202 I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.

You're sick and you got that much done? You're frickin' amazing!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:30 PM (SchxB)

203 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody!

Posted by: ace at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (0G13K)

204 >>196 Zod, you will fetch me the head of Mary Cloggenstein and also a beer. You will do this now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

(Proffers head)

As the man said, if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.

(Drinks Duke's beer, pisses on it).

Eat it or fuck it. Do this now.

Posted by: ZOD at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (M3Z2J)

205 Great news: my bathroom repair from 2018 drain backup/flooding (insurance delays) is done. New lino is sort of dark grey/black and cream diamond pattern, new sink and cabinet, and walls are a beautiful slightly darker-than-medium blue with light cream trim on the door and window. It came out so nice I even cleaned the bathtub, lol. Just in time for TG - my exgf and I are going to try to introduce our cats to each other. In fact, I visited my nephmew Maceo ("MAY-see-oh") today and he was very happy to see me. I've never had an orange kitteh but they're so cool. At least the condo is big enough if they don't get along and I have 2 litter boxes. Now off to get some stuffing for tomorrow; probably Stove Top....

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (KAi1n)

206 gobble gobble

Posted by: Kamala at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (0hbQ6)

207 Well, I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow.

My sis made way too much dressing. We had to eat some of it for dinner tonight. Even without gravy, it was damn good. I love dressing and Thanksgiving is the only time of year I ever eat it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (HabA/)

208 lin-duh take care, holiday takes forever to arrive and then getting sick during is the worse.

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (2JoB8)

209 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (0G13K)

Same to you, Ace, same to you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

210 My back hurts, my feet hurt...and I don't love Jesus.

I swear every year I say I'm not cooking so much NEXT year....and I do it again. I'm my own worst enemy.

Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (cF8AT)

211 Like many of the horde, I am not fond of monkeys.
Posted by: From That Time at November 24, 2021 08:29 PM (4780s)


That sounds spot on.

Totes related: I've posted this here before, but it's awfully funny and worth the brief 5m watch when you get time.

My Grandpa Made Monkey's Illegal In Sweden:
https://youtu.be/cKOtPR0DZdU

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)

212 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody!

Same to you, buddy! And I hope your Thanksgiving is better than you're expecting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (SchxB)

213 One of my dream cars is a 70 or 71 Imperial two door...whichever year had IMPERIAL spelled out on the rear quarters in individual letters. They were huge, and the styling made them look even bigger. Throw in the 440 four barrel that came with it, and you have the flagship Anti-Modern Car.

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (3/XaG)

214 Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody!
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (0G13K)


Uh oh. The boss is here. Quick -- switch windows to the TPS report!

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:32 PM (mZUr4)

215 Cutest sight wifey and i witnessed was momma.skunk and her 3 skunkletts crossing our road
All very healthy, floofy tails held high and just bou cing as they walked single file.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (TRGyz)

216 The light went out in the top oven. I just looked at replacing it. It has a cage around the bulb and a flange that needs a small socket to remove. A GE installed in 1989 when mom and dad redid the kitchen.

Gah.

Off to look up model number.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (pA4Ca)

217 Thank you weasel and all. I've never had a uti that made me feel this way. It may have moved up into my kidneys a little...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (UUBmN)

218 Now off to get some stuffing for tomorrow; probably Stove Top....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:31 PM (KAi1n)


Don't forget to grab a box of hot pockets - just in case.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (wAnMi)

219 I usually have much more done by this point but... sick.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2021 08:28 PM (UUBmN)

As someone who suffers from those damn thing, you have my sympathy!

Double dose the antibiotics tonight...

Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2021 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

220 Wow, inflation has hit the marijuana market - both in price (generally at least $50 per 1/ and THC content - stuff's up to almost 40% now. That's a daaaaang.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2021 08:34 PM (KAi1n)

221 Uh oh. The boss is here. Quick -- switch windows to the TPS report!

Yeaaahh, Doof. If you could come in on Thursday, that would be greeaaat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 24, 2021 08:34 PM (SchxB)

222 LOL, parents should only know what their kiddies say about them at school. Subbing in kindergarten yesterday, one little girl told me that "our house is a mess. Mom doesn't like to clean." When I asked another kid what he was doing for Thanksgiving he said, "Going to grandma's. Last year, we couldn't and mom cooked and she's a bad cook. She burned the turkey."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:35 PM (HabA/)

223 The light went out in the top oven. I just looked at replacing it. It has a cage around the bulb and a flange that needs a small socket to remove. A GE installed in 1989 when mom and dad redid the kitchen.

Gah.

Off to look up model number.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (pA4Ca)

Probably one of the few instances where LED bulbs are not recommended.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:35 PM (P3gRi)

224 Then, bury a treasure chest somewhere in Sinaloa and let them race South for it, like mad mad mad mad world. As long as things are going to shit, let's have fun with it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 24, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)



The treasure is under a giant G.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at November 24, 2021 08:35 PM (x6cfo)

225 Have a good Thanksgiving, ace! May you have plenty of gravy for your roasted hobo meat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:36 PM (HabA/)

226 Wow, inflation has hit the marijuana market

Hey, look! The Cabal has even figured out a way to tick off the potheads...is there ANYONE they can't turn against them?

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 24, 2021 08:36 PM (3/XaG)

227 LOL, parents should only know what their kiddies say about them at school. Subbing in kindergarten yesterday, one little girl told me that "our house is a mess. Mom doesn't like to clean." When I asked another kid what he was doing for Thanksgiving he said, "Going to grandma's. Last year, we couldn't and mom cooked and she's a bad cook. She burned the turkey."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2021 08:35 PM (HabA/)


There should be a TV show about the darnedest stuff kids say. Not sure if I could come up with a fitting name for it, though.

Posted by: Doof at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (mZUr4)

228 So if anyone tomorrow insists on Christmas music, insist on playing the best Christmas tune ever, courtesy of Mr. Clarence Carter: https://bit.ly/3r7vCIn

Posted by: Mookie at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (u+Y3T)

229 Should call it a night, no reason to get up but that doesn't mean I won't.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (2JoB8)

230 Nood.

Posted by: a.moron at November 24, 2021 08:37 PM (F6Xpw)

231 lin-duh, ouch! Knowing that you are a person who never quits take care of yourself please.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2021 08:39 PM (j8vh7)

232 Probably one of the few instances where LED bulbs are not recommended.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yep.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:40 PM (pA4Ca)

233 So I was watching Jeopardy and one of the contestants was a very, uh, sturdy "lass". Googled it. Yup, tranny. Not that there's anything wrong with that! But I remember when it came as a surprise to learn somebody was a shemale. Now it seems they all look like Ed from the Warehouse Dept but you have to pretend they don't.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 24, 2021 08:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

234 223 The light went out in the top oven. I just looked at replacing it. It has a cage around the bulb and a flange that needs a small socket to remove. A GE installed in 1989 when mom and dad redid the kitchen.

Gah.

Off to look up model number.
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2021 08:33 PM (pA4Ca)

Probably one of the few instances where LED bulbs are not recommended.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2021 08:35 PM (P3gRi)


Use one of those twisty bulbs the power companies sent out!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 24, 2021 08:53 PM (8C7+r)

235 Turkey...yuck. My sister was allergic to turkey so we did prime rib....much better

Posted by: jeff at November 24, 2021 09:10 PM (nf4HY)

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