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The Grifter Bros.

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So their contracts were up for renewal in 2022 and they hadn't been renewed yet.

And then, based on "principle," Hayes and Goldberg said they didn't want to sign the contracts not offered to them anyway.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't really trust Fox's word but I also don't believe a single word that comes out of these liars' mouths.


I bet you they'll continue appearing on the conspiracy-promoting, riot-inciting, racebaitings-for-ratings CNN and MSNBC, right?

Posted by: Ace at 04:05 PM




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1 Nice vacation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:05 PM (3EWns)

2 Most of their compensation comes from the deep state anywhoo.

Posted by: Risk the game of global domination at November 22, 2021 04:05 PM (rndfe)

3 Hahahaha!

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at November 22, 2021 04:05 PM (0afBV)

4 Wouldn't it have been braver to remain on Fox as contributors and call out the misinformation going on on the network itself?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:06 PM (3EWns)

5 The wi-fi must be very good in French Polynesia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2021 04:06 PM (guGkK)

6 Pretext is King.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2021 04:06 PM (P9T5R)

7 Griftin, grftin

Griftin the night away

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 22, 2021 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)

8 TOP 10 SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2021 04:07 PM (tkq2N)

9 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2021 04:07 PM (guGkK)

10 "I don't know how to quit you!" --the boss, lol

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 22, 2021 04:07 PM (cSs/W)

11 Ace loves us at least twice of half as much as we love him!

Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at November 22, 2021 04:07 PM (oNI/0)

12 Is this the real Ace? He's on vacation. What did you do with the real Ace?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2021 04:07 PM (AiZBA)

13 More of a working vacation, I take it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (wyw4S)

14 Right now, a very sweaty Jonah is trying to get a seat at the bar, closest to the peanut bowel.

Posted by: Risk the game of global domination at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (W3798)

15 Rapid fire posts!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)

16 But surely they have earned the cred to grift the left now...

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (F9322)

17 Jane D'oh called it.

14 This thread is like a siren call to Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2021 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

18 Conspiracy theories. Suck my cock.

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (CYnTg)

19 They're not cucked. They chose to sleep on the floor to leave more room in bed for their wives.

It's just pure coincidence that that leaves room in the bed for The Paolo too.

Posted by: Hands at November 22, 2021 04:09 PM (786Ro)

20 18 Conspiracy theories. Suck my cock.

Fcuking Mediaite

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:09 PM (Bmy3R)

21 Brave and stunning to bail during the holidays before not being renewed. So, they've lost possibly a week of work?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:09 PM (wAnMi)

22 Baier and Wallace are both NT leftists, Baier just posing as a "journalist," and Wallace not even posing.

I cannot watch anything with either of them onscreen.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 22, 2021 04:09 PM (KiBMU)

23 2 weeks later it'll be "who are those dousch bags?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2021 04:09 PM (BFigT)

24 People who get paid to spout nonsense all day... Hmmm.... apparently that's a lucrative thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (r9FP4)

25 The window of relevancy for Jonah Landwhale continues to close.

Excellent.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (TNyrE)

26 Right now, a very sweaty Jonah is trying to get a seat at the bar, closest to the peanut bowel.
Posted by: Risk the game of global domination at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (W379

Peanut bowels can be seen twice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (tkq2N)

27 Ace your supposed to be on vacation

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (2JoB8)

28 And the Washington Generals lose to the Globetrotters out of principle, not for a paycheck

Posted by: Hands at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (786Ro)

29 Today's the View is up on the yootoobs.

In case anyone is thirsty for some tears.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (Bmy3R)

30 Someone should ask Chris Wallace if he's going to take a pay cut so those two can still go on his show.

Muh principles of bringin' the truth vs. Muh paycheck.

Please don't bet on the outcome.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (jIL4c)

31 For once I will believe these Sources Say because it amuses me.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

32 Real busman's holiday you got going there, boss.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (dfRN6)

33 ACE OF SPADES TO CONTINUE HOLIDAY VACATION RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (Tnijr)

34 29 Today's the View is up on the yootoobs.

In case anyone is thirsty for some tears.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (Bmy3R)

Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (r9FP4)

35 The press cannot stand not being in the spotlight.

If there isn't a story about them, they will create one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (W2Pud)

36 Jonah and Hayes are probably arrogant enough to say,, "Tucker goes or we go."

And Fox execs responded with, "Well, bye."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (FrSwm)

37

Sitzundputzpul, ja!

Posted by: Jager at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (Q4dv8)

38 Ace, this post needs about 4000 more words. You slackin' off, bro? Whattaya, think you're on vacation or something?



[Commenters said he couldn't resist this one. Right again.]

Posted by: mindful webworker pokes the bear with a rather small stick at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (KhYTU)

39 "So their contracts were up for renewal in 2022 and they hadn't been renewed yet.

And then, based on "principle," Hayes and Goldberg said they didn't want to sign the contracts not offered to them anyway."

....Oh, you SOB Ace, getting me to write that on my Twitter out of habit!

Hrumpf. Now I need to talk hotdogs are sandwiches and Marvel moves twice as hard, and my wife is gonna want 2 bulls for her, and one for me. Not that I mind that, though, I just prefer to be getting the two bulls.

Posted by: J Goldberg at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (F9322)

40 Hey kids how's about a bowel of Ka'boom?

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (txdhV)

41 I bet you they'll continue appearing on the conspiracy-promoting, riot-inciting, racebaitings-for-ratings CNN and MSNBC, right?

Posted by: Ace at 04:05 PM

HA!
We knew you couldn't resist rubbing your junk into their eager faces!
Fromunda cheese for everyone!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (MFphb)

42 Poor Ace. He just can't quit us.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (2JVJo)

43 Ace your supposed to be on vacation
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:10 PM (2JoB


This is better than a beach and Mai Tai for Ace, and every bit as therapeutic right now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)

44 I dumped Fox the day they hired that cheater Donna Brazile.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (2JoB8)

45 Conspiracy Theory?
They had The Narrative down pat on the afternoon of January 6th, set in stone wuth articles of impeachment already drawn up.

January 6 was never investigated.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (mR6Gs)

46 First?

Posted by: Erik in Texas at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (180Hg)

47 once I will believe these Sources Say because it amuses me.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (mf5HN)
----

Yup.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (FrSwm)

48 I didn't need to read "Liberal Fascism", because I'd been studying it for years. But I was really glad somebody "mainstream" was getting this information out to the Great Unwashed.

What happened to this guy? How do ya square that circle?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (qREJU)

49 Ace remembered he was on vacation

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (2JoB8)

50 Jane D'oh called it.

14 This thread is like a siren call to Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2021 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)


Jane D'oh gets a butterscotch pudding cup.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (wAnMi)

51 Has Ace pulled this post because he's supposed to be on vacation?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (R037X)

52 I hope you aren't cheating on your vacation ace.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (sjdRT)

53 I knew.

At the start of the second paragraph.

Posted by: Golfman at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (121rv)

54 What??

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (mR6Gs)

55 Oops.

Posted by: Golfman at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (121rv)

56 That is also to say, how come they won't offer to work for free if their voice is so necessary?

Then I remember: They give it away for free all day on Twitter.

Even at free, you'd lose money cause they already have given their hot take away for free to their internet dopamine dealer.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (jIL4c)

57 Now where my blog go?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (IJES/)

58 Ick.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM (r9FP4)

Yeah, but The Verdict came in after their show on Friday so I had to. I couldn't resist. The guest fake-"conservative" today...some GOPe flunky, spouted the same "shouldn't have been there" and "crossed state linesssss reeee" as the other sows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (Bmy3R)

59

Dapoofter, ja!

Posted by: Jager at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (Q4dv8)

60 The old you can't fire me, I quite routine, eh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (OalnH)

61 Can they take Baier and Wallace with them?

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

62 i didn't know a post got posted at 4pm. i'll stay out of the way of the cobloggers from now on.

Posted by: ace at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (0G13K)

63 Whiplash

Snidley Whiplash.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (W2Pud)

64 See if this shows up

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (2JoB8)

65 Poor Ace. He just can't quit us.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (2JVJo)

He was missing the disappointment of us not reading his posts.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (IJES/)

66 Wow, ok then.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (wAnMi)

67 I trust amateurs, of any stripe, over media professionals

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (eeRB6)

68 This is where I get rather torn about refusing to enter a premises which doesn't want me there anyway. It's like saying that I refuse to business with a company who doesn't want my business. Is anything really being accomplished by that?

George Carlin once talked about how ridiculous it is to suspend a student who is habitually truant: "He won't come, so we won't let him."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (K58O6)

69 Jane D'oh gets a butterscotch pudding cup.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:13 PM (wAnMi)

Unopened.

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (SH2Zi)

70 I'm also announcing that I will no longer appear on ESPN, which also hasn't offered me a contract.

Their loss. I could add a lot of expertise to the competitive eating contests.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (FJYfm)

71 Jane D'oh called it.

14 This thread is like a siren call to Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2021 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)


Jane D'oh gets a butterscotch pudding cup.

As long as it doesn't disappear a second time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (wAnMi)

72 >42 Poor Ace. He just can't quit us.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2021 04:12 PM (2JVJo)


You're more confident about that than I am.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (sjdRT)

73 Watching Flies Alight On Dog Mess On A Hot Sunny Afternoon > Watching Fox News

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (8m1jA)

74 Unopened.
Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (SH2Zi)

(zips pants back up) (whistles)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (Bmy3R)

75 "He shouldn't have been there."

OK asshats. Who should have been there?

And why weren't those who "should" have been there, why weren't they?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (qREJU)

76 I'm getting seasick.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (AiZBA)

77 i didn't know a post got posted at 4pm. i'll stay out of the way of the cobloggers from now on.
Posted by: ace at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (0G13K)

Don't worry about it, the holidays are all about stomping stuff. I think. At least in my home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (eeRB6)

78 Oh, did that comment stick the first time?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)

79 I'm also announcing that I will no longer appear on the Food Channel, which also hasn't offered me a contract.

Their loss. I'm an expert on gas station sushi.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (FJYfm)

80 Wallace should have been at MSNBC 5 years ago

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB8)

81 Grifters gotta grift!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (2sCft)

82 Our facts are their conspiracy theories and their conspiracy theories are facts

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (CYnTg)

83 > Peanut bowels can be seen twice

And he'll still pick 'em out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (BFigT)

84 i didn't know a post got posted at 4pm. i'll stay out of the way of the cobloggers from now on.
Posted by: ace at November 22, 2021 04:14 PM (0G13K)
-------

Ace, my dear. It's your blog. Even when you're on vacation. And no need to worry, the mutiny isn't scheduled until the weekend when we figure you won't be paying attention.

Oops.

Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (wyw4S)

85 >Unopened.

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (SH2Zi)


Fancy like.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (sjdRT)

86 Okay, reappearing dunk on the gelatinous flouncing twins of grift.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (FrSwm)

87 Working theory: the thread got broke because one of yous morons posted a comment while CROSSING STATE LINES.

Posted by: Hands at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (786Ro)

88 Don't worry about it, the holidays are all about stomping stuff. I think. At least in my home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready


OoooooH!

I'll go out my stompy boots on!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

89
Who is this intruder, this imposter, this anti-ace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:17 PM (/U27+)

90 I'm also announcing that I will no longer appear on ESPN, which also hasn't offered me a contract.

Their loss. I could add a lot of expertise to the competitive eating contests.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 04:15 PM (FJYfm)

I am going to stop being Kate Upton's secret love interest.

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:18 PM (SH2Zi)

91 You can tell Chris Wallace is a Serious Journalist by his nerd glasses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2021 04:18 PM (guGkK)

92

Blue Bell has a 48 volt electroshank, run for the hills!!!!!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, dressed up as a human at November 22, 2021 04:18 PM (Q4dv8)

93 Nadler wants the DOJ to conduct a federal review of the Rittenhouse verdict, calling it a "miscarriage of justice"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 22, 2021 04:18 PM (t/tlh)

94 For once I will believe these Sources Say because it amuses me.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 22, 2021 04:11 PM

I'll believe it because it's sensible. These trough-snuffling shitpigs are motivated solely by paychecks - the grift defines them as putative "human beings."

So if Fox was gonna cut Steve Hayes and Jonah Goldberg another check, they'd cash it happily, and then spend the money for three-drifter cuck throwdowns.

The fact that they """resigned""" can only mean Fox was cutting off their cash spigot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2021 04:18 PM (Zhwz2)

95 >>>90 I'm also announcing that I will no longer appear on ESPN, which also hasn't offered me a contract.


I will also refuse to appear on ESPN, and on the Mandalorian, in support of Gina Carano.

Posted by: ace at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (0G13K)

96 Welcome to Ace of Spades HQ. Ace is on vacation this week, so cob-loggers are pitching in. There's a guest post by Dr Muldoon, for example. Also, welcome this post by guest blogger Ace of Spades.

♥ ♠

Posted by: mindful webworker - is it five o'clock yet? at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (KhYTU)

97 Is Wallace going away as well? Or is that too much to hope for?

I'm guessing that this means fox has some proper lefties to fill the enormous gaping voids left by Jonah and Steve.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)

98 You can tell Chris Wallace is a Serious Journalist by his nerd glasses.
==
Puhleeze. Nicole Wallace is as dumb and disingenuous as the day is long, but she's the better Wallace.

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (YWs9m)

99 Oh, and I read the content, ace.


Nyeah

Posted by: Archer at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

100 Evidently there's a definition of "vacation" of which I'm unaware.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:20 PM (dfRN6)

101 Dave Reaboi asked if Fox's other lefties (like Wallace) would also be resigning On Principle or Nah.

Posted by: ace at November 22, 2021 04:20 PM (0G13K)

102 I will also no longer appear on the Brian Stelter show.

Not really a moral stance. We just can't both fit on screen at the same time.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (FJYfm)

103 You can tell Chris Wallace is a Serious Journalist by his nerd glasses.
==
Puhleeze. Nicole Wallace is as dumb and disingenuous as the day is long, but she's the better Wallace.
==
but only because she doesn't have hairy tits.

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (YWs9m)

104 This is like Pence vowing to support any Republican incumbent where Trump endorsed the challenger.

You've been roundly rejected by the conservative base, and your brilliant plan to prove how much we need you is to ... help Democrats even more?

Posted by: Lrrr at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (jIL4c)

105 I had a feeling you wouldn't stay away for long. I'm happy to see I was right.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (H8QX8)

106 Evidently there's a definition of "vacation" of which I'm unaware.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:20 PM (gift.
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IT bidness, where one is never truly on vacation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (FrSwm)

107 >100 Evidently there's a definition of "vacation" of which I'm unaware.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:20 PM (dfRN6)


Lol. My wife says this to me all the time. I'm a serial violator of vacation protocols.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (sjdRT)

108 The left really has an unhinged reaction any time something goes against them. Living in an echo chamber must be difficult.

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (CYnTg)

109 Didn't I tell you about RINOs?
RINOs flounce!

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (PQ4Fz)

110 One could argue that all this winning IS a vacation in a way.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (HmZuC)

111 Yep, that's what I said this morning. FNC has hired a bunch of new conservatives that are becoming stars and are really popular with the fans and seem to be on the ones that are winning.
Also, FNC's FB page is always getting complaints whenever Jonah or Stephen Hayes are on and I've noticed that they had almost been phased out and was just waiting for their contracts to not be renewed.
You could just feel that this was coming and they knew it. So Jonah and Stephen just wanted to save themselves the humiliation.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

112 >==
but only because she doesn't have hairy tits.

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (YWs9m)


Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

113 I believe Goldberg when rendered properly, could easily fill a 50 gallon drum with oil.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (DiVy8)

114 I'm willing to appear on Gina Carano or under her or behind her, whatever she wishes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

115 Nadler wants....more food.

Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (fbHXO)

116 The Ace dude abides.

Posted by: The Big Miklowski at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (QzkSJ)

117 Is it just me or does the media mess with the color of people now? The SUV guy looks almost white in a lot of reports.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (EpDzw)

118 113 We could get many drachms of water from his carcass
The Fremen

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (CYnTg)

119 Chrissy Wallace started wearing the nerd glasses the same time Joe ScarbRINO and Dogface Nicolle and everyone else at MSNBC started wearing them. It was so obvious, the me-too-ism. Looka me I'm just like MSNBC!

(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (Bmy3R)

120 >113 I believe Goldberg when rendered properly, could easily fill a 50 gallon drum with oil.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (DiVy



We need some throwback whale oil lamps.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (sjdRT)

121 Chrissy Wallace started wearing the nerd glasses the same time Joe ScarbRINO and Dogface Nicolle and everyone else at MSNBC started wearing them. It was so obvious, the me-too-ism. Looka me I'm just like MSNBC!

(spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (Bmy3R)


Does no one remember me?

Posted by: Ashleigh Banfield at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (FJYfm)

122 but only because she doesn't have hairy tits.
Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (YWs9m)

I bet she does. Hairy aeriole.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)

123
Steve and Jonah are working on their master plan to retake the GOP from Trumpism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (/U27+)

124 Yep, that's what I said this morning. FNC has hired a bunch of new conservatives that are becoming stars and are really popular with the fans and seem to be on the ones that are winning.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (NpAcC)


So, did fox come to the actual realization that getting woke and going broke is an actual thing? Or is this really just some huge fake out? I'd be interested who the new talent is. Just hoping that one of them doesn't wear a beanie.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

125 80 Wallace should have been at MSNBC 5 years ago
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB

With Brian Williams out of the way, there may now be an opening for Wallace.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:25 PM (R037X)

126 Vacation. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2021 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

127 "but only because she doesn't have hairy tits."

Keep yer pics to yerself, perv.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (Ocv6A)

128 IT bidness, where one is never truly on vacation.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:21 PM (FrSwm)

Yep.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (EpDzw)

129 "Chrissy Wallace started wearing the nerd glasses the same time Joe ScarbRINO and Dogface Nicolle and everyone else at MSNBC started wearing them. It was so obvious, the me-too-ism. Looka me I'm just like MSNBC!"


When does he start sporting the Maddow Haircut?

Posted by: davidt at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (0hbQ6)

130 Nadler wants....more food.

Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (fbHXO)

Latch him to Bret Beir's ample bosom. Poor guy just lost two suckling man-babies.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (uhPTO)

131 At least the news people keep lenses in their glasses unlike some supposedly nerdy girls in sitcoms and movies.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (+WWsf)

132
FNC has hired a bunch of new conservatives that are becoming stars and are really popular with the fans and seem to be on the ones that are winning.

_________

Mona Charen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (/U27+)

133 I saw Tucker's J6 piece and all it really does is ask questions about odd occurrences - note that it came out around the time of Durham's last "speaking indictment" that demonstrates that the Russia thing was a dirty campaign trick laundered through law enforcement which consumed a Presidency before it began. Do Goldberg and Hayes really think we have to trust an "official" political narrative woven by room temperature IQ Bennie Thompson and the fat nepot sore loser Liz Cheney? Do they demand credulity as the price of respectability? Fuck them.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (ssz2a)

134 Biden going to Bragg? To that racist base? How dare he?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (GPwVZ)

135 Food Network 8 "The Ocho Nacho" presents Jonah Goldberg's new series, The Wonderful Word of Bologna, featuring ways to stretch a shrunken bank account with cheap grocery store offal.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (HmZuC)

136 With Brian Williams out of the way, there may now be an opening for Wallace.
===
Well, he now needs to make a dramatic flourish to top the dyspepic duo. Perhaps being shot out of a cannon?

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (6aNph)

137 I find Tucker amusing and sometimes excellent. The rest of the MSM are utterly contemptible.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (MGjjz)

138 I think there is a bit of a power struggle at the head of Fox over how to run the station, but I don't trust em at all. They suck no matter how many Tuckers they hire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

139 111 Yep, that's what I said this morning. FNC has hired a bunch of new conservatives that are becoming stars

___

Ugh. How many times do some people need to be hit over the head before they clue in? They are not conservatives. They are people who play a conservative on TV. Until a better offer comes from CNN or MSNBC when they play a liberal. Or Megyn Kelly who pretends to be conservative then goes to NBC and pretends to be a liberal, gets fired then goes back to pretending to be conservative with a podcast.

I mean fuck man come on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (OalnH)

140 >Well, he now needs to make a dramatic flourish to top the dyspepic duo. Perhaps being shot out of a cannon?

Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (6aNph)


I volunteer to pull the lanyard.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (sjdRT)

141 Steve and Jonah are working on their master plan to retake the GOP from Trumpism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (/U27+)

They are looking to spend more time with their delusions of desirability.

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (SH2Zi)

142 It seems Darril brooks is a widget

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (GPwVZ)

143 Nadler would say...nah, the Nazi's are just fine after they tell him to report to the RR station with just one suitcase.

Posted by: Colin at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (1BIQV)

144 Hope you had a good vacation.

Last week or more it was published that contracts wou...

Oh, remember? Hays took an abrupt vacation?
That's when the contract info was published.iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (ET3Lq)

145
Latch him to Bret Beir's ample bosom. Poor guy just lost two suckling man-babies.



I cannot unimagine that. Thanks.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (DiVy8)

146 I like the "naughty librarian" look in ... certain um... cinemagraphic documentaries. Big glasses are part of that.

However, when the newsreaders do that, it just makes them look retarded. I mean, more than they already are.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (qREJU)

147 Sean Parnell in PA...is out of the Senate race.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (R037X)

148 Steve and Jonah are working on their master plan to retake the GOP from Trumpism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (/U27+)

Liz cheney involved?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (GPwVZ)

149 top the dyspepic duo. Perhaps being shot out of a cannon?
Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:27 PM (6aNph)
----

Like the Russians did to that Polish king a few hundred years ago?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (FrSwm)

150 As has been said, now with more free time, these two dipshits can don sandwich costumes and form a NeverTrumper Human Centipede with the rest of their, increasingly marginalized gang of grifters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (Sx61i)

151
Mona Charen?
==
Way to shrivel up my last, barely functional, testicle.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (rndfe)

152 "but only because she doesn't have hairy tits."
Keep yer pics to yerself, perv.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (Ocv6A)


Speak for yourself!

Posted by: Krystal Wolf Long Paws of Mavenshire at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM (wAnMi)

153 Nadler wants....more food.

Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2021 04:23 PM (fbHXO)

Latch him to Bret Beir's ample bosom. Poor guy just lost two suckling man-babies.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 22, 2021 04:26 PM (uhPTO)

This place. lol

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (SH2Zi)

154 Scarborough just wanted to cover up his merging eyes...

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (CYnTg)

155
"The graveyards are full of indispensable journalists." - Chuck DeGaulle

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (/U27+)

156 It's easy to sell your principles when you never had any in the first place.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (JTyUy)

157 Also, appropos of nothing, the chick on with Charles Payne looks like a young Tara Patrick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (Sx61i)

158 Wait. It was a faux flounce?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (FVME7)

159 Been quite a Rollercoaster ride since Friday, but seen the tunnel too.
https://legalinsurrection.com/police waukesha suspect intentionally drove his maroon suv through barricades into a crowd of people
https://tinyurl.com/a8cdc78y

It's graphic and disturbing

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (2JoB8)

160 The real conservative stars are all on podcasts anyway.

Fox isn't going to hire a Chris Kohls or a Will and Amala or an Anthony Cumia etc. etc.

You know, people who are smart and hip and funny and, most of all, actual conservatives.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:30 PM (Bmy3R)

161 I will no longer be the cover model for Big Dicks magazine!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2021 04:31 PM (Y5qcH)

162 >113 I believe Goldberg when rendered properly, could easily fill a 50 gallon drum with oil.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:22 PM (DiVy

We need some throwback whale oil lamps.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 22, 2021 04:24 PM (sjdRT)


Goldberg could be designated a National Resource but then Biden would ban him.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2021 04:31 PM (AiZBA)

163
Who?

Posted by: Just wondering at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (MIxfI)

164 >>>It's graphic and disturbing

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (2JoB
----------------

That's what should happen to him.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (ET3Lq)

165
Also, appropos of nothing, the chick on with Charles Payne looks like a young Tara Patrick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM


I'm certain that I don't know who you're talking about or the scene when she lets a cop into her house while wearing a bikini and six inch heels.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (dQvv7)

166 Oh Ace you're supposed to be on vacation dude!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

167 Goldberg oil would reek though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (Bmy3R)

168 Fox needs to hire Ace. Though, may want to run him on delay, just in case Ace forgets and goes a bit spicy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (FrSwm)

169 I knew full well The View would be a trainwreck today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

170
I turned down the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Several times.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (/U27+)

171 The authorities apparently said at the last press conference there is no known motive, it's not terrorism, and there will be no more press conferences.

I don't honestly believe that these are well-intentioned people just trying to keep a lid on things. They're trying to memory-hole this for the normies while retaining the benefits of provoking and/or terrorizing their opponents.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (EI5xb)

172 How many times do some people need to be hit over the head before they clue in?
==
No kidding. Remember Alison Camerota used to the weekend morning thing on Fox. She actually seemed normal, happy. Now just a bitter, neurotic, scold of false virtue, selling lies and giving Jeff Toobin feminist cover.

Posted by: Its all lies at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (YWs9m)

173 I knew ace's Schadenboner wouldn't take the day off.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (xZOYw)

174 @154: "Scarborough just wanted to cover up his merging eyes..."

Say what you will about JoScar, but at least he made Bill Kristol cry on a barely watched national morning show, then wa doubly rude enough to mock Kristol for crying too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (+WWsf)

175 They are calling it a " Christmas parade crash". Sounds totally accidental....

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (CYnTg)

176 Breaking: Navy Individual Ready Reserve(IRR) ordered immediately to get the clot shot. No exemptions.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (DiVy8)

177 I honestly never trusted Camerota. Somehow I could tell she was playing a role. Same with Gretchen whatserface.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (Bmy3R)

178 I knew full well The View would be a trainwreck today.


It's a trainwreck every day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (SchxB)

179 I knew full well The View would be a trainwreck today.
==
Of course. It is every day.

Posted by: Nice crystal ball ya got there at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (Qm3y3)

180 Ace needs to get on Friday Night Tights...

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:34 PM (CYnTg)

181 @165

>>I'm certain that I don't know who you're talking about or the scene when she lets a cop into her house while wearing a bikini and six inch heels.

I don't watch pornography, I study it.

Tara Patrick was one of the most exquisite specimens of the genre.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:34 PM (Sx61i)

182 "why does everything I believe in and hope for keeping going so horribly wrong?? It must be the fault of racists and white people"
--Leftists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

183
Headline at The Week: "Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (/U27+)

184 Also, appropos of nothing, the chick on with Charles Payne looks like a young Tara Patrick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (Sx61i)
********
I wish Charles Payne would permanently replace Neil Cavuto, but unfortunately I don't think they will get rid of Neil since he's been their a long time and has MS.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

185 I will always appreciate Liberal Fascism and have it on my shelf. The author turning traitor to the very smiley faced fascists he once faux despised does not lessen the material. Too bad it is the only good thing of his worth owning.

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (tfDou)

186 183
Headline at The Week: "Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (/U27+)

==========

Let's get the Bible in a NYC public school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (3EWns)

187 Puhleeze. Nicole Wallace is as dumb and disingenuous as the day is long, but she's the better Wallace.
Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (YWs9m)


I beg to differ. Nicolle "Dumber than a Doorknob" Wallace is so bad her stupidity makes her look plain and homely.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (y7DUB)

188 It's a trainwreck every day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (SchxB)

I thought it was a documentary show about train wrecks. Narrated by gnarled harpies and fat chicks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (Y5qcH)

189 The authorities apparently said at the last press conference there is no known motive, it's not terrorism, and there will be no more press conferences.

-------------

We simply do not know why these criminals keep committing crimes. Its baffling.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

190 So they will return to their spots in the NeverTrump Human Centipede Mobius Strip (Goldberg - pos. #2, right behind His Royal Flatulence Bill Kristol; Hayes - pos. #6, right behind Thrice Married Charlie Sykes), positions they've proudly occupied for lo these many years.

That shit stink never leaves your nostrils does it, guys?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (vPEji)

191 The View

It's not just them, but the whole "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me" is so got dam stupid.

So, to flip that, you're saying an 18 year old should have been sent to prison for the rest of his life because of your mentally-unbalanced feelz. And you didn't watch a damn minute of the proceedings.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (Bmy3R)

192 Hayes and Goldberg were conservatives?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (+Kpte)

193 Also, appropos of nothing, the chick on with Charles Payne looks like a young Tara Patrick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:29 PM (Sx61i)
********
I wish Charles Payne would permanently replace Neil Cavuto, but unfortunately I don't think they will get rid of Neil since he's been their a long time and has MS.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (NpAcC)


Aren't Cavuto the head of Fox Business and Chris Wallace the head of Fox News? Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (AiZBA)

194 Puhleeze. Nicole Wallace is as dumb and disingenuous as the day is long, but she's the better Wallace.
Posted by: Kaboom Clown Posse at November 22, 2021 04:19 PM (YWs9m)

I beg to differ. Nicolle "Dumber than a Doorknob" Wallace is so bad her stupidity makes her look plain and homely.
===
You had to keep reading the thread to get to the chaser.

She's the better Wallace only because she doesn't have hairy tits.

Posted by: sometimes the jokes are on a timed delay at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (YWs9m)

195 I had to look up who Tara Patrick is, and found out there's apparently a porn hall of fame. Which is really sad and wretched, I mean its not like that's gonna be something you want to put on your resume or anything

Let's get the Bible in a NYC public school.

"REEEEEE BURN IT!!"
--same writer at The Week

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

196 "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me"

OK - you can go with that. Don't forget you can catch the coof out there too.

Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (1BtSJ)

197 191 So, to flip that, you're saying an 18 year old should have been sent to prison for the rest of his life because of your mentally-unbalanced feelz. And you didn't watch a damn minute of the proceedings.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (Bmy3R)

==========

It's narrative. It's not mean to make logical sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (3EWns)

198 "Conspiracy theory" is the new racist, I see. It's become quite the go-to for discrediting another point of view.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (sVtYq)

199
Hayes and Goldberg were conservatives?
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (+Kpte)

__________

Like Liz Taylor was a virgin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (/U27+)

200 Whoever had 4 hours in the Ace Vacation pool, collect your winnings!

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (u+Y3T)

201 Willie Sutton's motive remains a mystery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (FVME7)

202 Right now, a very sweaty Jonah is trying to get a seat at the bar, closest to the peanut bowel.
Posted by: Risk the game of global domination at November 22, 2021


***
That's an . . . interesting . . . typo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (txdEq)

203 191 The View

It's not just them, but the whole "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me" is so got dam stupid.

So, to flip that, you're saying an 18 year old should have been sent to prison for the rest of his life because of your mentally-unbalanced feelz. And you didn't watch a damn minute of the proceedings.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (Bmy3R)

-----------------------

This will be, going forward, the explanation as to why most Dem candidates (including Stinkfinger Joe) aren't able to fill a tool shed, let alone a stadium. "[Dem candidate] is super-popular, everybody loves xer, but they don't show up for rallies because right-wing Trumpers will murder them!!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (lNHqD)

204 200 Whoever had 4 hours in the Ace Vacation pool, collect your winnings!
Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (u+Y3T)

He had to call his doctor.

Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (1BtSJ)

205 Sidebar: Little girl inspired by Kyle Rittenhouse defends herself against determined child-toucher

Why did her mom bring her there in the first place. Yes, good that the little girl defended herself against Biden, but that mom putting her in that situation in the first place is guilty of child abuse.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (Do5/p)

206 173 I knew ace's Schadenboner wouldn't take the day off.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (xZOYw)

He's still fairly active in the sidebar. He really just can't quit us.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (R037X)

207 Why would anyone watch The View?

Posted by: Just wondering at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (MIxfI)

208 Chris Wallace - very, very occasionally pretends to ask a tough, right-adjacent question.

Nicolle Wallace - pure North Korean newsreader propagandist.

Mike Wallace's Mistake wins by the slimmest of margins. But only on the stopped-clock factor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (Bmy3R)

209 , to flip that, you're saying an 18 year old should have been sent to prison for the rest of his life because of your mentally-unbalanced feelz. And you didn't watch a damn minute of the proceedings.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM (Bmy3R)
-----

A few years ago, I tried to point out that McCarthy was right, to my mom. She refused to listen, because, as far as she was concerned, the matter was settled and closed.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (FrSwm)

210 Fox better clean up its act.

CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

IF (I will believe it only when) it happens, CNN could make a comeback and give Fox a run for its audience.

I hope it happens. The liberals need to have some competition.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (Z32m1)

211 "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me"

-
Works for me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (FVME7)

212 Like Liz Taylor was a virgin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:37 PM (/U27+)

I still remember a "generic" Top Ten List that Letterman did back in the day.

One of the entries was, "Only two more marriages and Liz Taylor wins a mountain bike."

I still laugh at that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (dfRN6)

213 207 Why would anyone watch The View?

I was thirsty.

The verdict came in after their show on Friday, so I knew there'd be a backlog of tears.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (Bmy3R)

214 Why would anyone watch The View?
Posted by: Just wondering at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (MIxfI)
.......

Hair and beauty ideas from Whoopie?

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

215 I had to look up who Tara Patrick is,
==
If you want to avoid the near occasion of sin, never google any unfamiliar female names tossed around on this blog. Certainly, not while at work.

Posted by: helpful tip at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (p99+J)

216 Headline at The Week: "Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere"

--

That's "progress." The Progressive way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (sVtYq)

217 @206: "He's still fairly active in the sidebar."

Sidebar is basically Ace's own personal Twitter service with replies turned off.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (+WWsf)

218 Reminds me of when I had my first Friday off at the bar in 5 years.

I went down and hung out at the bar and drank. Then it got busy and I got up and helped wash glasses and restocked the beer.

Then my boss said "Your off tonight, stop working and enjoy yourself."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (g5B8c)

219 I'm available.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (MIxfI)

220 If we were only half as violent as their feelings tell them, we'd have planted 90% of the hardcore leftist by now.

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (u+Y3T)

221 Yes, good that the little girl defended herself against Biden, but that mom putting her in that situation in the first place is guilty of child abuse.

Note how mommy does nothing to protect her child from the sleazy molester. This is the kind of mom who sends her kid to be photoed for a "child model" website.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

222 Sidebar: Little girl inspired by Kyle Rittenhouse defends herself against determined child-toucher

-
Finish him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:40 PM (FVME7)

223
The Fat Fellows saw that Teh Ewok was on vacation. Being pussies, they figured that they could do their flounce this week when ace was distracted, to avoid the delightfully acidic Ewokian Wit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (n+4am)

224 Why would anyone watch The View?
Posted by: Just wondering at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (MIxfI)

Oftentimes, it is difficult to turn away from a scene of great carnage.

Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (1BtSJ)

225 "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me"
______________

Unless this person is planning to attack and try to kill "some right-wing nutjob" like Rittenhouse, they really don't have anything to worry about, do they?

Unlike the many conservatives, including kids, who've been attacked by left-wing nutjobs for nothing more than, for example, wearing a MAGA cap.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (k4dH2)

226 Tara Patrick?

**Scribbles name down for future reference **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (txdEq)

227 I thought it was a documentary show about train wrecks. Narrated by gnarled harpies and fat chicks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2021 04:35 PM (Y5qcH)


Heh. Or as hubs said on Friday, "Joy Buttface and that fat Mexican chick."

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (Ez6QX)

228 If you want to avoid the near occasion of sin, never google any unfamiliar female names tossed around on this blog.

That's why God gave us incognito mode. I don't want any trace of a search inspired from here on my system. That and CCleaner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

229 So i told Crissy Wallace....You can eat the peanuts in my sheeeit.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (tPUfk)

230 He had to call his doctor.

Doctor, doctor. Give me the news. I've got a bad case of blogging for you!

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (t/tlh)

231 36 Jonah and Hayes are probably arrogant enough to say,, "Tucker goes or we go."

Boss sez, "Well you're ALL going... you two out the door: Tucker down to the bank, the Tesla dealers, the swank tailors, the jewelers for a bigger diamond for his old lady, and then back for tonight's show! Bon voyage!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 22, 2021 04:41 PM (xRIgJ)

232 169 I knew full well The View would be a trainwreck today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (L2ZTs)

__

So a normal Monday.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (OalnH)

233 I don't think they will get rid of Neil since he's been their a long time and has MS.

If he's got MS I'll hold the snark and instead point out how he took great glee in ridiculing BOR for being an economic retard

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (y7DUB)

234 I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm a monk unaware of porn actors I just don't know any after like ... Ginger Lynn

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

235 Darrell E. Brooks just made a wrong turn, found himself surrounded by white supremacists on the march, and panicked, just like anyone would do.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (mNhhD)

236 @210: "CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters."

I'd guess that Jeff Zucker is quietly extending all of the major on-air talent contracts so that new ownership can't unwind things overnight without paying off the old regime.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (+WWsf)

237 Chris Wallace hosted a lackluster candidate debate, if I recall. Tepid water had more pep.

If we had a conservative debate host worth their salt, they would ask Democrat candidates:

- How do you define critical race theory and should any of its principles be taught in schools
- do parents get a say in the education of their children or is it up to the state
- how many genders are there
- where do you stand on the discrimination of Asian students in affirmative action on campuses
- Do you support trans and cus students in sports and do you think it is fair biologically

Give them intersect swamps that will sink then with one segment of the woke mafia.

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (tfDou)

238 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

IF (I will believe it only when) it happens, CNN could make a comeback and give Fox a run for its audience.

I hope it happens. The liberals need to have some competition.
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (Z32m1)
------------

If he's serious, it starts with Stelter.

Posted by: WisRich at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

239 Honestly though, I think this was some 11th dimensional chess on ace's part.

He announced he was going on vacation to bait Jonah into announcing his leaving Fox thinking ace wouldn't be around to stomp on him.

Crafty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (g5B8c)

240 Tucker down to the bank, the Tesla dealers, the swank tailors, the jewelers for a bigger diamond for his old lady...


And then he comes on the air in a sequined robe channeling Ric Flair...

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (u+Y3T)

241 That's why God gave us incognito mode.
==
incognito mode actually sends everything directly to the NSA.

Posted by: helpful tip at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (zhBq3)

242 Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Tina Louise at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (MIxfI)

243 I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm a monk unaware of porn actors I just don't know any after like ... Ginger Lynn
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

Ah, a fellow gentleman of refined tastes. Salute!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (4I/2K)

244 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

___

Sam Malone?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (OalnH)

245 Tucker down to the bank, the Tesla dealers, the swank tailors, the jewelers for a bigger diamond for his old lady...


And then he comes on the air in a sequined robe channeling Ric Flair...
Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (u+Y3T)

And the "Wooo!"

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM (4I/2K)

246 Everyone, true, The View is a hot mess from hell every. single. fcuking. day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

247 Fox better clean up its act.

CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

IF (I will believe it only when) it happens, CNN could make a comeback and give Fox a run for its audience.


I think you nailed it.

Also, FOX could also realize that Biden/Harris is an utter disaster and that the political winds are shifting back to the Right ( they always were, but now they can't hide it) and they want to be seen as ahead of the crowd.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM (mR6Gs)

248 183
Headline at The Week: "Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Everything old is new again. I recall headlines like this in the '80s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM (sAmhv)

249 And then he comes on the air in a sequined robe channeling Ric Flair...

===
OMG. I can see Tucker doing that actually.

Posted by: if you are going to troll, go wrestling troll at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM (p99+J)

250
Sam Malone?

_________

Moses

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (/U27+)

251 210 Fox better clean up its act.

CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

IF (I will believe it only when) it happens, CNN could make a comeback and give Fox a run for its audience.

I hope it happens. The liberals need to have some competition.
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2021 04:39 PM (Z32m1)

John Malone was previously on the board of the Cato Institute. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (R037X)

252 The View

It's not just them, but the whole "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me" is so got dam stupid.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM

So they're saying they consider setting towns on fire as "a political rally". Good to know.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (Do5/p)

253 "Why would anyone watch The View?"

Rubbernecking at car wrecks?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (Ocv6A)

254 The authorities apparently said at the last press conference there is no known motive, it's not terrorism, and there will be no more press conferences.

I don't honestly believe that these are well-intentioned people just trying to keep a lid on things. They're trying to memory-hole this for the normies while retaining the benefits of provoking and/or terrorizing their opponents.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 22, 2021 04:32 PM (EI5xb)

If they don't know the motive, they have no idea if it is terrorism or not. Its a lie, and they have used this time and time again for Muslim terrorism incidents.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

255 Headline at The Week: "Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere"
_______________

If those books are full of Critical Race-baiting Garbage, they deserve to be burned.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (k4dH2)

256 I don't think they will get rid of Neil since he's been their a long time and has MS.


Neil Young has MS?

Shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

257 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

___

Sam Malone?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (OalnH)

Moses.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (tkq2N)

258 Why would anyone watch The View?
Posted by: Just wondering at November 22, 2021 04:38 PM (MIxfI)
**********
I have no idea. They were getting ripped on their FB page on the Rittenhouse segment by a lot of people combatting the lies and educating the regular followers that obviously hadn't watched any of the trial.and had gotten their talking points from Whoopi, Joy and Sunny.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

259 The left is always convinced book burnings are happening. Just once I'd like for them to let me know where I can attend one. I think it would be fun.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (OalnH)

260 TJM: I think John Ford was, besides a raging alcoholic, also a workaholic for much of his life.

Also he preferred to shoot all his westerns in Monument Valley, which in the 1920s-60s, let's face it, wasn't easy to get to. Sure it kept the studio suits Ford hated away, but the traveling also must have taken a toll on him and his production members.

And, he was known as a raging bully to a lot of people, even Wayne. Plus a total hypocrite. There's a story that he'd fire anyone who said a cross word to a woman on set. But when he once worked with Ava Gardner who said she didn't like the way he was doing things, Ford went apeshit and mouthed off at her like a sailor on PCP.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (L2ZTs)

261 Sam Malone?
_________

Moses
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (/U27+)


Molly Malone from Dublin's fair city.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (AiZBA)

262 Sean Parnell just suspended his campaign for senate.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

263 How dare these right wing nuts be angry about books showing their kids how to suck dick
The Left

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (CYnTg)

264 Everyone who watches CNN will stop watching finding out they have lied for decades

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (2JoB8)

265 "CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters."

I'd guess that Jeff Zucker is quietly extending all of the major on-air talent contracts so that new ownership can't unwind things overnight without paying off the old regime.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (+WWsf)

He can always just not put them on the air. Plenty of folks would take airtime gigs at a relative song to get on a major broadcast.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

266 Of course, prime Raquel Darrian could fill in on a slow Tuesday.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (4I/2K)

267 Sam Malone?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (OalnH)

Moses.

.....

Post

YoCNN News.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (g5B8c)

268 259 The left is always convinced book burnings are happening. Just once I'd like for them to let me know where I can attend one. I think it would be fun.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (OalnH)

==========

Schools are supposed to have all books in their libraries. Also, we will burn down the house of a Republican legislator if Milton Friedman is mentioned by a teacher once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:47 PM (3EWns)

269 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

___

Sam Malone?

---------------------

CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:48 PM (sX1BW)

270 I'm hongry.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 22, 2021 04:48 PM (MIxfI)

271 "Why would anyone watch The View?"
*
Rubbernecking at car wrecks?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 22, 2021


***
The urge to slow down and look at Death on the Highway.

The same basic impulse that leads children to peek under their own bandages.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 22, 2021 04:48 PM (txdEq)

272 @248

>>Everything old is new again. I recall headlines like this in the '80s.

Don't knock book burning, some books need to be burned.

I would burn every, People's History of The US, by Howard Zinn.

That book has probably done as much damage as Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto have done.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:48 PM (Sx61i)

273 Sam Malone?

---------------------
CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021


***
Their ratings would immediately rise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 22, 2021 04:48 PM (txdEq)

274 257 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.

___

Sam Malone?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 04:43 PM (OalnH)

Moses.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (tkq2N)

Bugsy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (R037X)

275 262 Sean Parnell just suspended his campaign for senate.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

Name doesn't ring a bell. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (dfRN6)

276 @171: "I don't honestly believe that these are well-intentioned people just trying to keep a lid on things."

Never underestimate how much bureaucratic normies -- like small town mayors and police chiefs -- are absolutely terrified of being called racists and white supremacists by the national media.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (+WWsf)

277 Tera Patrick was married to the bass player from Biohazard iirc

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (CYnTg)

278 CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021

***
Their ratings would immediately rise.

-------------

Make going to the airport fun again.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

279 The View

It's not just them, but the whole "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me" is so got dam stupid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:36 PM

So they're saying they consider setting towns on fire as "a political rally". Good to know.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 04:45 PM (Do5/p)

I've always believed --and said many times here--that the Rittenhouse thing bugs them--apart from the 2A ramifications--because Rittenhouse INVADED "their" space, a BLM "protest". That's why they kept playing the racial angle even though Kyle killed white scumbags.
He came armed to their "protest."

Can't have that.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)

280 I'm hongry.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams
===
*jams side of beef through USB port*

Posted by: I distracted her, RUN at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (dUTx8)

281 270 I'm hongry.

Good News - You were just elected governor of McDonaldland. Go crazy.

Fuck that bitch McCheese claining he actually "won". It's your right, girl.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (Bmy3R)

282 Wasn't Charles Payne banging some chick in the conservative movement Jesse Jane Duff or somebody?

Posted by: blaster at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (mbFEM)

283 It does look bad for Dems, finally for once.

How bad? Usually every two years there's all these Repubs who want to "retire" (i.e., give their seats away to members of the other party). This time there's some *Dems* who want to leave.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

284 - How do you define critical race theory and should any of its principles be taught in schools

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 04:42 PM (tfDou)

Dem: Its not taught in schools.
Moderator: Former VA Governor Terry McAuliffe says it is.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. Its a red herring.
Moderator: The teacher Union said it's being taught.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. It's a red herring
Moderator: Here's a video of it being taught in schools.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. It's a red herring.

Posted by: WisRich at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

285 CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.


They could start with the episode where Sam rapped a sports editorial....

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (u+Y3T)

286 Is there anyone in "authority" anymore -- ANYONE - either an out-an-out pod person or not captured and whipped into fear by the Left and its thought-control?

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (H8QX8)

287 Also, FOX could also realize that Biden/Harris is an utter disaster and that the political winds are shifting back to the Right ( they always were, but now they can't hide it) and they want to be seen as ahead of the crowd.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:44 PM


I would trust a conversion by CNN about a zillion times more than a "sorry about our act of treason" by Fox.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (EughT)

288 Of course, prime Raquel Darrian could fill in on a slow Tuesday.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021


***
I'd even watch CNN or Fox if Nikki Rhodes were an anchor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (txdEq)

289 Scottie Hughes it was.

Posted by: blaster at November 22, 2021 04:51 PM (mbFEM)

290 And prime Annette Haven could be in the rotation too.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Dreaming Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 22, 2021 04:51 PM (4I/2K)

291 275 262 Sean Parnell just suspended his campaign for senate.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

Name doesn't ring a bell. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (dfRN6)

Trump endorsed him to take Pat Toomey's Senate seat. Jump ball on whom he endorses next.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:51 PM (R037X)

292 It does look bad for Dems, finally for once.

How bad? Usually every two years there's all these Repubs who want to "retire" (i.e., give their seats away to members of the other party). This time there's some *Dems* who want to leave.

---------------

It is bad for them. But that doesn't stop them from pushing through with their agenda - because they have an agenda. They will be rewarded after retirement. They also know they are entrenching the bureaucracy - more than it is already entrenched. Nothing changes until it is cleaned out.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:51 PM (sX1BW)

293 I know it's easy for me to say, but I would love for some conservative female pundit-- Michelle Malkin, let's say-- to join The View, but 100% as a kamikaze mission.

Meaning, they would be rude, lewd and crude all the time, and be willing to call Joy and Sunny c*nts, right there live.

Sure, Malkin wouldn't last long. But at least these asshole leftist shitbirdesses would get some of what they've been dishing out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

294 "Why would anyone watch The View?"

Rubbernecking at car wrecks?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80

Like a demolition derby.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (FVME7)

295 I bet you they'll continue appearing on the conspiracy-promoting, riot-inciting, racebaitings-for-ratings CNN and MSNBC, right?

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"Join us tonight with Jonah and Steve in our regular segment: The Conservative Case for Egg McMuffin as Hot Dog and Political MacFluffin' as Day Job."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (daGxL)

296 hey could start with the episode where Sam rapped a sports editorial....
===
gruh gruh groin gruh gruh groin gruh gruh groin IN JUR EE

Posted by: Rappin' Sammy at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (dUTx8)

297 Wait I thought Parnell was leading?

Posted by: blaster at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (mbFEM)

298 @265: "He can always just not put them on the air."

Not necessarily. Lots of those contracts have stipulated time slots and weekly hour minimums. And it's not just on-air talent, but their best buddy producers and production assistants too. I'm not saying new ownership can't clean house, but it's way more complicated, costly, and time consuming than just asking the security dudes to walk Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo down to the lobby.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (+WWsf)

299 And now down to Christy Canyon for our on-scene report....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (tkq2N)

300 The high-minded Goldberg & Hayes could have quit FOX because they think Malone will hire them at the supposedly upcoming "new" CNN.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (mR6Gs)

301 Can't have that.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:49 PM (mR6Gs)


Good. A best case scenario is that all of the lefties are too afraid to go to a peaceful protest because some right-wing crazy will shoot them. Think of the billions of dollars not to mention lives saved because they're a skeered.

Posted by: Krystal Wolf Long Paws of Mavenshire at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (wAnMi)

302 Nice vacation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s

Yeah, Jeez !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (arJlL)

303 I was really fond of Barbara Dare and Christy Canyon, in fact one of the finest exemplar's of adult entertainment, features them in one of the most exquisite and ribald setups of a pizza delivery gone horribly wrong, or right from a certain point of view.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (Sx61i)

304 293 I know it's easy for me to say, but I would love for some conservative female pundit-- Michelle Malkin, let's say-- to join The View, but 100% as a kamikaze mission.

Meaning, they would be rude, lewd and crude all the time, and be willing to call Joy and Sunny c*nts, right there live.

Sure, Malkin wouldn't last long. But at least these asshole leftist shitbirdesses would get some of what they've been dishing out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

Malkin has been on The View before. They will never let her get anywhere near that studio again. They learned their lesson.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (R037X)

305 Sean Parnell just suspended his campaign for senate.

After losing a custody battle. This guy sounds like a carpet bagging grifter to me.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (DiVy8)

306 292 It is bad for them. But that doesn't stop them from pushing through with their agenda - because they have an agenda. They will be rewarded after retirement. They also know they are entrenching the bureaucracy - more than it is already entrenched. Nothing changes until it is cleaned out.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:51 PM (sX1BW)

==========

Their *leadership* has an agenda. It doesn't matter all that much what the whole caucus wants because the leadership wants to accomplish something and is willing to pull the appropriate strings to get it done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (3EWns)

307 I can't even give one crap.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 22, 2021 04:54 PM (ytSiK)

308 Wait I thought Parnell was leading?
==
Well, he just got a look at the oppo research file they were going to dump right before thanksgiving.

Posted by: timing is also a consideration at November 22, 2021 04:54 PM (jMmny)

309 CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.

-
Norms restored. It's a dog eat dog world and we're wearing Milkbone underwear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2021 04:54 PM (FVME7)

310 The irony is Murdoch and his two-bit whores like Wallace and Baier would LOVE to have shitcanned Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 22, 2021 04:54 PM (nMx88)

311 There was a super HOT female pornstar who only did a few films in the late '80's/early '90s? who went by the name Nicki Dial. Gorgeous face, fantastic tat-free NATURAL body.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)

312 >>Wait I thought Parnell was leading?

He lost a case to get custody of his kids from his ex. Says he wants to concentrate on that instead of politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2021 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)

313 If we're naming off 80s prOn princesses...Stephanie Rage.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 04:55 PM (Bmy3R)

314 I just read that Parnell lost custody of his kids, that's why he stopped the campaign

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 22, 2021 04:55 PM (IIAOb)

315 "Why would anyone watch The View?"
*
Rubbernecking at car wrecks?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 22, 2021


Noone have suggested happening into some busty lesbian pr0n?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

316 308 Wait I thought Parnell was leading?
==
Well, he just got a look at the oppo research file they were going to dump right before thanksgiving.
Posted by: timing is also a consideration at November 22, 2021 04:54 PM (jMmny)

=========

Better to drop out before the primary instead of the general. The Democratic candidate in the Arkansas Senate race dropped out days after winning the nomination in 2020 because of an oppo dump. Tom Cotton then ran unopposed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (3EWns)

317 Sean Parnell could just run as a Democrat.
No big deal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (jTmQV)

318 Sean Parnell in PA... is out of the Senate race.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:28 PM

This is probably why:

Laurie Snell, the wife of Senate candidate Sean Parnell, has been awarded sole custody of the couple's children after she accused the Philadelphia Republican of physical abuse

https://bit.ly/3DJ2xGy

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (Do5/p)

319 "Letting Rittenhouse off means I'm afraid to go to political ralliues because I'm afraid some right-wing nutjob will shoot me"

You know where else is dangerous? Voting. Especially mail-in voting.

I wouldn't risk it. Best stay home and be safe.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (/WbZC)

320 Sure, Malkin wouldn't last long. But at least these asshole leftist shitbirdesses would get some of what they've been dishing out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

-------

Can you say "Diamond and Silk: Unplugged?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 22, 2021 04:56 PM (daGxL)

321 305 Sean Parnell just suspended his campaign for senate.

After losing a custody battle. This guy sounds like a carpet bagging grifter to me.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (DiVy
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I'm reading the Judge's order said that one of the two reasons he was going to lose custody was he was a Senate candidate.

Sounds like a Dem political dirty trick to me.

"Nice kids you've got there, It'd be a shame if you lost custody."

Posted by: WisRich at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

322 Waukesha District Attorney Susan L. Opper said that bail should be set so high against Darrell Brooks, the suspect in the Waukesha Christmas parade tragedy, that he won't be able to get out of jail before trial.

- "We don't have 'held without bail' in Wisconsin, but we will expect to be asking for high cash bail, significant cash bail so that for all intents and purposes, they don't have the ability to post it because it's so much money".


They should just make him post enough cash to be able to fill up the tank of his SUV with gasoline.

Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (1BtSJ)

323 I haven't watched Fox news in a long time so I don't know what Bret Baier says or does, but he looks like something is stuck up his butt. No offense Bret.

Posted by: Javems at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (ldR/a)

324 How's the world treating you, Mr. Peterson?

Like a baby treats a diaper, Woody.

Posted by: Norm at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (MIxfI)

325 Can you say "Diamond and Silk: Unplugged?"
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now THAT would be a trainwreck

Whoopie would probably have a stroke.

Posted by: i'd prolly watch that at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (dUTx8)

326 He lost a case to get custody of his kids from his ex. Says he wants to concentrate on that instead of politics.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2021 04:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wasn't Sean Parnell connected with Sarah Palin? Lt. Gov, and promptly rolled back her reforms after she resigned?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (FrSwm)

327 Malkin has been on The View before. They will never let her get anywhere near that studio again. They learned their lesson.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 04:53 PM (R037X)


That would have been amazing to watch, a bunch of retards stuttering and sputtering as each of their narrative bullet points is dismantled one by one. Just shows the AOC levels of Dunning-Kruger Effect these wikipedia diploma morons are at.

Posted by: Krystal Wolf Long Paws of Mavenshire at November 22, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

328 176 Breaking: Navy Individual Ready Reserve(IRR) ordered immediately to get the clot shot. No exemptions.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (DiVy


Or what? I was IRR for two years, after serving four years active duty. At that point I had my DD-214 in hand. What can they do to you? Call you back to active duty, in theory, I suppose.

Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2021 04:58 PM (tu3iY)

329 What's shakin' Mr. Peterson?

Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

Posted by: a fav at November 22, 2021 04:58 PM (dUTx8)

330 I thought Ace was on vacation?

Nice to hear the grifters weren't offered renewals....

Posted by: CloseTheFed at November 22, 2021 04:58 PM (LeNk3)

331 Waukesha District Attorney Susan L. Opper said that bail should be set so high against Darrell Brooks, the suspect in the Waukesha Christmas parade tragedy, that he won't be able to get out of jail before trial.

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He won't kill 5 people again. We are getting tough now.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 04:59 PM (sX1BW)

332 Really doesn't take much for this space to veer off on a porn tangent....

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2021 04:59 PM (u+Y3T)

333 >>> Headline at The Week: Banning, criminalizing, maybe even burning books is back for public schools in Texas, Virginia, elsewhere

They are trying to form a narrative that eeeevil conservatives are going all church lady and want to ban any books that might make little Johnny haz a sad.

Nope. We just want to ban books like the graphic novel that shows little Johnny, using pictures, how to fellate another boy. It is real, it exists, it was in school libraries and parents who brought it and read it aloud in school board meetings were dismissed for reading smut. Huck Finn, Beloved can stay in school libraries. Actual porn made to groom kids cannot.

This is not hard. Push back against the narrative they are setting up.

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (tfDou)

334 That would have been amazing to watch, a bunch of retards stuttering and sputtering as each of their narrative bullet points is dismantled one by one. Just shows the AOC levels of Dunning-Kruger Effect these wikipedia diploma morons are at.

Posted by: Krystal Wolf Long Paws of Mavenshire at November 22, 2021 04:58 PM

Michelle Malkin OWNS The View, Puts Ignorant Fool Joy Behar in Her Place - Aug 3, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S3Pq3OvAxw

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (Do5/p)

335 ShainS, D&S would make Behar's head *literally* explode.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (L2ZTs)

336 @322: "... ability to post it because it's so much money."

It should go without saying, but, umm, based on his previous court appearances, a standard five-figure bail woulda been enough to keep him in jail, and that's the sole reason they let him check out early for a cool $1k.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (+WWsf)

337 I would trust a conversion by CNN about a zillion times more than a "sorry about our act of treason" by Fox.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2021 04:50 PM (EughT)
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CNN is scum and will never be conservative. They would have to hire every single person that works there and start over.
They'll hire types like Goldberg and Hayes to be their stars and give the "conservative" viewpoint.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (NpAcC)

338 >>Wasn't Sean Parnell connected with Sarah Palin? Lt. Gov, and promptly rolled back her reforms after she resigned?

I don't think it's the same person. This Sean Parnell is from PA. Small business owner, ex-military. He seemed to be running a good race for the House last cycle but got caught up in all the ballot stuffing in PA.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2021 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

339 Wasn't Sean Parnell connected with Sarah Palin? Lt. Gov, and promptly rolled back her reforms after she resigned?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (FrSwm)


Different Sean Parnell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 22, 2021 05:01 PM (wmDcS)

340 Speaking of Norms - Norm MacDonald was pretty funny on the View way back when. He told Barbara Walters that Clinton had killed a guy, and that nobody could ever, ever find anything bad to say about Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 22, 2021 05:01 PM (sGnvY)

341 Judge Jeanine got one of them...Whoopsie? to walk off the set. That was even better than Malkin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (Bmy3R)

342 Waukesha District Attorney Susan L. Opper said that bail should be set so high against Darrell Brooks, the suspect in the Waukesha Christmas parade tragedy, that he won't be able to get out of jail before trial.
- "We don't have 'held without bail' in Wisconsin, but we will expect to be asking for high cash bail, significant cash bail so that for all intents and purposes, they don't have the ability to post it because it's so much money".
They should just make him post enough cash to be able to fill up the tank of his SUV with gasoline.
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2021 04:57 PM (1BtSJ)


I was unaware that WI was a state that does that. Or any state for that matter. In a case like this, I would not be surprised if one of Soros' disposable non-profits posted the $10M and gave him a plane ticket to a non extradition country.

Posted by: Krystal Wolf Long Paws of Mavenshire at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (wAnMi)

343 Different Sean Parnell.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 22, 2021 05:01 PM (wmDcS)
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Okay, thanks.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (FrSwm)

344 328 176 Breaking: Navy Individual Ready Reserve(IRR) ordered immediately to get the clot shot. No exemptions.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 04:33 PM (DiVy

Or what? I was IRR for two years, after serving four years active duty. At that point I had my DD-214 in hand. What can they do to you? Call you back to active duty, in theory, I suppose.
Posted by: a.moron


I don't really know. I think you are committed to 8 years after you are sworn in.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (DiVy8)

345 I don't know much about Parnell. Perhaps he has some baggage. Perhaps it is a political hit job. But running for Congress is not easy for normal good people to do, which is unfortunate.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (sX1BW)

346 Late to the post, do we have to reset the vacation counter to zero?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (53oGX)

347 CNN -They would have to FIRE every single person that works there and start over.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 05:03 PM (NpAcC)

348 340 Speaking of Norms - Norm MacDonald was pretty funny on the View way back when. He told Barbara Walters that Clinton had killed a guy, and that nobody could ever, ever find anything bad to say about Bill Cosby.

"What I would like to see in the White House is less murder."

That freakin' KILLED!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 22, 2021 05:03 PM (Bmy3R)

349 Bear in mind, ace is self-employed I believe. He could keep extending his vacay into infinity. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:03 PM (L2ZTs)

350 273 Sam Malone?

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CNN should consider airing nothing but old Cheers episodes.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021

***
Their ratings would immediately rise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



This is a good idea. Also, there is precedent close to CNN's home. HLN is basically the Forensic Files Network.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:03 PM (sAmhv)

351 AGH GET OFF SOCK!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

352 "What I would like to see in the White House is less murder."

That freakin' KILLED!
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Ironically.

Posted by: zombie Norm at November 22, 2021 05:04 PM (a8GVr)

353
They are trying to form a narrative that eeeevil conservatives are going all church lady and want to ban any books that might make little Johnny haz a sad.

_________

Oh, well, let's put Juliette in public schools.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2021 05:04 PM (/U27+)

354 @349: "Bear in mind, ace is self-employed I believe."

The professional shelf installation business is very cutthroat.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 05:04 PM (+WWsf)

355 He told Barbara Walters that Clinton had killed a guy, and that nobody could ever, ever find anything bad to say about Bill Cosby.

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The media gets everything wrong. Cosby's verdict was overturned.

I'm going to assume everything bad we have been told about Cosby is wrong.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:05 PM (sX1BW)

356 >>> but I would love for some conservative female pundit-Michelle Malkin, lets say- to join The View, but 100% as a kamikaze mission.

Jedediah Bilah was on it recently to discuss being anti mandates and she had more brain cells than all of them combined. They had to have the audience seal clap and boo her to help the main panel out.

Forget being guests. Can we set up an actual conservative style View? Michelle Malkin, Diamond and Silk, Jedediah, etc. I would watch that everyday!

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:05 PM (tfDou)

357 CNN -They would have to FIRE every single person that works there and start over.
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They should chastise them all first. Stocks, floggings, tar and feathering. To encourage the new hires.

Posted by: Management Guru at November 22, 2021 05:05 PM (YWs9m)

358 Walter, I hope ace is well insured!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (L2ZTs)

359 LizLem, sounds good!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (L2ZTs)

360 How are people watching the Tucker interview tonight? I do not have cable.

Liz

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (tfDou)

361 CNN is about to be sold to Malone, and he sounds like he is going to gut the Liberals on CNN and actually hire people that will be honest reporters.


So Nick Sandman has approved of the sale? Because he doesn't want to share custody with Rittenhouse?

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (+LCoQ)

362 They are trying to form a narrative that eeeevil conservatives are going all church lady and want to ban any books that might make little Johnny haz a sad.

These are the same people who work to ban any conservative from speaking on any college campus (or anywhere for that matter).

Rules for thee, not for me. They are not against banning books, they are against conservatives banning books.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (Do5/p)

363 345 I don't know much about Parnell. Perhaps he has some baggage. Perhaps it is a political hit job. But running for Congress is not easy for normal good people to do, which is unfortunate.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (sX1BW)

He's got heavy baggage. Easier to replace him now rather than later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2021 05:07 PM (trdmm)

364 They should chastise them all first. Stocks, floggings, tar and feathering. To encourage the new hires.

And make it PPV, to give the new company some serious startup money.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 22, 2021 05:07 PM (+LCoQ)

365 During GW1, CNN had some eyelicious anchorbabes - 3 I think. Can't remember who they are though. It's been awhile.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

366 I haven't watched Fox outside of the occasional debate (which I don't even watch those now) for getting close to a decade now.

My elderly father had the weekend politics of the week show on a few weeks ago and it's the same tired retreads that have been on there forever. Considering we're undergoing a sea change in the political realm, you'd think they'd bring in someone new. Nope. They had Karl Rove on there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (NazZr)

367 After thinking about this deeply, I have decided that while a hotdog is not a sandwich, when Paulo sticks his hot dog in Ms Goldberg buns she is.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

368 360 How are people watching the Tucker interview tonight? I do not have cable.

Liz
Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (tfDou)

1. Get a VPN
2. Go to ustvgo.tv
3. Look for FoxNews in the listing
4. Profit!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (R037X)

369 366 My elderly father had the weekend politics of the week show on a few weeks ago and it's the same tired retreads that have been on there forever. Considering we're undergoing a sea change in the political realm, you'd think they'd bring in someone new. Nope. They had Karl Rove on there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (NazZr)

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He's probably having trouble with his contract renegotiations as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (3EWns)

370 OT: LeBron punching the Pistons player. Very dissappointed to listen to Jim Rome try to paint it as out of character for LeBron ("it doesn't make him a dirty player"). He just wants a shot at interviewing LeFlop I bet.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 22, 2021 05:09 PM (/TTi/)

371 They had Karl Rove on there.
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To be fair, Karl is always available since when he is not on air is the the men's room attendant.

Posted by: Management Guru at November 22, 2021 05:09 PM (Qm3y3)

372 OT: LeBron punching the Pistons player. Very dissappointed to listen to Jim Rome try to paint it as out of character for LeBron ("it doesn't make him a dirty player"). He just wants a shot at interviewing LeFlop I bet.

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Do any NBA players actually like Lebron?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

373 @363: "He's got heavy baggage. Easier to replace him now rather than later."

Unfortunately, the general election attack ads write themselves when you lose a divorce or custody case in court, and it only gets worse when every local news program decides to "fact check" those ads in the closing weeks too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (+WWsf)

374 You can't teach an old dog new spots. Hence, Rove.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (KAi1n)

375 What we in AZ can look forward to if Hobbs wins -

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiehobbs/
status/1461776903740837898

Posted by: A at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (g12RW)

376 Chairman, re LeBron, IMHO he went looking for someone to take his Rittenhouse verdict anger out on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)

377 LeBron punching the Pistons player.
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Let me guess, it was a cheap shot blind side job...

Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (W3798)

378 SH, I've heard/read LeBron's not fantastically popular with teammates.

Neither was Michael Jordan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

379 They are trying to form a narrative that eeeevil conservatives are going all church lady and want to ban any books that might make little Johnny haz a sad.

Really old and busted: The right wants to ban dancing!

Old and busted: Why do you conservatives think we are all a bunch of pedos?

New Hotness: If a teacher wants to assign a school boy a task to read a book about some teacher banging his underage students that isn't something a parent should get involved in.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

380 300 The high-minded Goldberg & Hayes could have quit FOX because they think Malone will hire them at the supposedly upcoming "new" CNN.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (mR6Gs)

but as ace pointed out in his great original post on why Never Trumpers were headed into a dead end, who would be their audience? Conservatives hate them and won't want to see them, but Leftists still remember them and hate them too. Their niche was milking grift out of a declining handful of billionaires who liked to run them as a boutique project, but that's wearing out.

They've left themselves with nowhere to go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2021 05:12 PM (trdmm)

381 Ought to be some major kudos for ol Bob here, said this was likely the case this morning.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 22, 2021 05:12 PM (McMSJ)

382 Which reminds me, there's a high school not too far from me (but much worse neighborhood), called Jordan High School.

It's named for David Starr Jordan, who was I believe big on getting Stanford University started up, but who also went in 100% for the then-popular "science!" craze of eugenics. (He lived in the late 1800s/early 1900s.)

I would bet the HS is renamed soon by the school district, and in this case, it wouldn't bother me. I'd love if they renamed it for Michael Jordan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (L2ZTs)

383 Except LeBron's not a dirty player. Biggest prima donna in the league, and arguably one of the biggest in league history, but he's not dirty. I doubt he'd last two playoff rounds in the '80s based on how much flopping he does.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (+WWsf)

384 At dentist now,

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (AJEol)

385 They had Karl Rove on there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Karl Rove's miniature white board at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (a3Q+t)

386 SH, I've heard/read LeBron's not fantastically popular with teammates.

Neither was Michael Jordan.

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I think at least Jordan had the respect of his teammates. I'm not sure Lebron has the same. Maybe.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (sX1BW)

387 "After losing a custody battle. This guy sounds like a carpet bagging grifter to me."

Absolutely. He was screaming grifter from the get go. But as long as there are gullible people willing to fall for this shit every election cycle, people like him will exist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (OalnH)

388 Goldberg and co draw a salary as controlled opposition.

The more conservatives tune them out the less useful they are to the people paying them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (ESjRY)

389 Jedediah Bilah is a 1 squared
Anyone ever see ace and zombie together in the same place???

Posted by: MAxIE at November 22, 2021 05:13 PM (dVkJu)

390 >>> Rules for thee, not for me. They are not against banning books, they are against conservatives banning books.

This. Burning books is icky, the left realized it is a bad look. Too last century. The new book burning is to deplatform or cancel authors with wrongthink before they even get a contract. Pre-ban books before they are written is the new hotness. Or memory hole them after they are written, like the books critical of transitioning kids. Cannot let bad thoughts get to the masses!

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (tfDou)

391 but I would love for some conservative female pundit-Michelle Malkin, lets say- to join The View, but 100% as a kamikaze mission.

Any conservative with a command of the facts, confidence and an aggressive approach could embarrass the view harpies.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)

392 Dem: Its not taught in schools.
Moderator: Former VA Governor Terry McAuliffe says it is.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. Its a red herring.
Moderator: The teacher Union said it's being taught.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. It's a red herring
Moderator: Here's a video of it being taught in schools.
Dem: It's not taught in schools. It's a red herring.


Dem: also you are a white supremacist if you oppose our teaching Critical Race Theory in schools!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

393 LeBron may not be good at throwing punches, but he is good at making this pooh bear smile!

Posted by: Winne the Xi handing LeBron a towel at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

394 LeBron punching the Pistons player.
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Let me guess, it was a cheap shot blind side job...
Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (W379

Word is LeBron made the situation exponentially worse by accusing the guy of acting. Which is funny on several levels, and totally consistent with how that clown treats others.

Posted by: Wally at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (FJYfm)

395 SH, it's possible but I've read that Jordan had a bad reputation for bullying his teammates behind the scenes and calling them talentless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

396 They've left themselves with nowhere to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2021 05:12 PM (trdmm)


Like the cruise ship of the damned.

Posted by: spindrift at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (h5TKJ)

397 I am not renewing my Dispatch subscription in 2022.

(I don't have a Dispatch subscription)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (UkBFs)

398 Forget being guests. Can we set up an actual conservative style View? Michelle Malkin, Diamond and Silk, Jedediah, etc. I would watch that everyday!

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:05 PM

How in the world do we not yet have an *entire channel* dedicated to conservative pundits and comedians (such as Steven Crowder, etc). We have plenty of people who have their own YouTube streams like Tom Pool (yes, I know not a conservative, but would still be good), Joe Rogan, Steven Crowder, etc. Then there's Michelle Malkin, Dana Loesch, Diamond and Silk, Clay Travis, Steven Inman, Candace Owens, Sharyl Attkisson, Mark Levin, Jesse Kelly, Paul Joseph Watson, Hodge Twins, Mike Rowe, Mollie Hemingway.

Probably a ton more others can think of. There is *plenty* of talent on the conservative side to fill daily shows or weekly shows, have on guests like bloggers, etc. Is there no one on the right with enough money to start their own channel and get this going? This could be like when Rush Limbaugh broke into the radio industry to fill a void. There is a massive void in TV for conservatives. Someone has to realize the huge potential for a gold mine here.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (Do5/p)

399 Except LeBron's not a dirty player. Biggest prima donna in the league, and arguably one of the biggest in league history, but he's not dirty. I doubt he'd last two playoff rounds in the '80s based on how much flopping he does.

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Flopping seems worse too me. If not worse, another side of a similar coin.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (sX1BW)

400 Word is LeBron made the situation exponentially worse by accusing the guy of acting. Which is funny on several levels, and totally consistent with how that clown treats others.

Posted by: Wally at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM

LeFlop would know a thing or two about acting.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (Do5/p)

401 370 OT: LeBron punching the Pistons player. Very dissappointed to listen to Jim Rome try to paint it as out of character for LeBron ("it doesn't make him a dirty player"). He just wants a shot at interviewing LeFlop I bet.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO



Greatest Jim Rome moment. His 'interview' with Jim Everett. Jim was very 'engaging'. Heh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (sAmhv)

402 I doubt he'd last two playoff rounds in the '80s based on how much flopping he does.

Yeah, guys like Johnson, Jordan, and Bird could rely on the refs to call anyone who touched them for a foul without needing to flop

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

403 How are people watching the Tucker interview tonight? I do not have cable.

Liz
Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:06 PM (tfDou)
**********
You can download the Fox News App and watch it there.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (NpAcC)

404 Forget being guests. Can we set up an actual conservative style View? Michelle Malkin, Diamond and Silk, Jedediah, etc. I would watch that everyday!

Instapundit was arguing for a while that if there was a conservative billionaire looking to make a difference he would be better off making "View" type shows with a conservative viewpoint over funding more National Review type grifters.

And...he's not wrong.

Posted by: Winne the Xi handing LeBron a towel at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (ESjRY)

405 and an aggressive approach could embarrass the view harpies.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)


They are un-embarrassable.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (UkBFs)

406 Word is LeBron made the situation exponentially worse by accusing the guy of acting. Which is funny on several levels, and totally consistent with how that clown treats others.

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He also had blood streaming from his eye socket.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (sX1BW)

407 maybe some network will hire Wallace and Bret away from FOX ala Meggers

OK

you can stop chuckling now

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (us2H3)

408 Isn't Jim Rome the William Shatner of sports news?

"I'm! Jim Rome! Today! LeBron! Bad behavior! On the court! Let's look deeper!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:17 PM (L2ZTs)

409 I doubt he'd last two playoff rounds in the '80s based on how much flopping he does.


We were discussing this at work and decided that none of these new crop of NBA players wouldn't last 5 minutes with the 1989 Detroit Pistons. Well, any of the 80s era Pistons.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:17 PM (sAmhv)

410 What we in AZ can look forward to if Hobbs wins -

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiehobbs/
status/1461776903740837898
Posted by: A at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM (g12RW)


Man, Kyle is going to need a spreadsheet to keep track of all the slander. This needs to be in the campaign ads along with her dissing the Maricopa audit. Piece of shit with tits.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (wAnMi)

411 At dentist now,
Posted by: Skip's Phone

Are ya building NGU a new office ?

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (arJlL)

412 SH, it's possible but I've read that Jordan had a bad reputation for bullying his teammates behind the scenes and calling them talentless.

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They were talentless (most of them) and his bullying won them 3 titles - only Pippen was there for 6 - so I think they respected him. No way Pippen makes the top 50 list without Jordan.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (sX1BW)

413 There is a massive void in TV for conservatives. Someone has to realize the huge potential for a gold mine here.

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Nobody under 40 watches TV anymore. And those in tehir 40s and 50s watch very little. It is a dying medium and nobody would be dumb enough to invest in it.

For the CNN and Fox, the infrastructure is there and it can be milked for a little while longer, selling boner pills tp boomers. But to start from scratch? You'd have to be nuts.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (OalnH)

414 I think the Bablylon Bee reads Ace.

Direct quote from this article:

https: //babylonbee.com/ news / black-white-americans-join-hands-around -common-cause-of-launching-journalists -into-the-sun

"He will also dedicate a second rocket large enough to hold Brian Stelter."

(Sorry I can't get tiny url to work)

Posted by: Iris at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (DibdT)

415 The high-minded Goldberg & Hayes could have quit FOX because they think Malone will hire them at the supposedly upcoming "new" CNN.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 22, 2021 04:52 PM (mR6Gs)

He won't if he's serious about the changes he's talking about. Sounds like he wants to junk all the opinion shows and go back to straight news.

I'm doubtful but if CNN even returned to what they were doing in 1986 it would be a huge improvement over anything on the air today.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (NazZr)

416 402 Sheeeit if you looked at Jordan the wrong way he would be shooting 2....

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (CYnTg)

417 The WSJ is the first MSM outlet to report that COVID deaths in 2021 exceeded those in 2020.

Inching closer to letting us know that more people died with/from COVID under POOTUS than under GEPOTUS.

https://archive.md/naJG4

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (R037X)

418 @394: "Word is LeBron made the situation exponentially worse by accusing the guy of acting. Which is funny on several levels, and totally consistent with how that clown treats others."

Other player was bleeding a not insignificant amount too. I'm guessing it was less "stop acting" and more "don't be such a fucking pussy." Replay is pretty damning. LeBron was trying to shake off the guy who was holding onto his forearm, and let's just say there was a strong followthrough with a closed fist when LeBron tried yanking his arm away.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (+WWsf)

419 Yeah, guys like Johnson, Jordan, and Bird could rely on the refs to call anyone who touched them for a foul without needing to flop
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

and with MJ, it would be on his third step to the iron

maybe even the fourth

he walked more than a NYC drug dealer

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:18 PM (us2H3)

420 Probably a ton more others can think of. There is *plenty* of talent on the conservative side to fill daily shows or weekly shows, have on guests like bloggers, etc. Is there no one on the right with enough money to start their own channel and get this going? This could be like when Rush Limbaugh broke into the radio industry to fill a void. There is a massive void in TV for conservatives. Someone has to realize the huge potential for a gold mine here.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:15 PM (Do5/p)

Because control of broadcast systems has been allowed to decay into near monopoly status, no - there is no way for someone to put a new channel on the air. OAN tried and was able to just find a tiny niche market. Radio was still easy to break into when Rush started; AM Radio was dying at the time and stations were desperate for anyone who could fill airtime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 22, 2021 05:19 PM (trdmm)

421 We used to love Brett. Don't know what happened to him. Can't even stand to look at him anymore.

Posted by: Caliban at November 22, 2021 05:19 PM (HgGBT)

422 We were discussing this at work and decided that none of these new crop of NBA players wouldn't last 5 minutes with the 1989 Detroit Pistons.

THey would need 1989 refs who refused to call them for anything no matter how blatant or violent.

Coach: Laimbeer just stabbed my player in the throat!
Ref: "It was just the usual jostling in the paint."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

423 411 At dentist now,
Posted by: Skip's Phone

my best advice is to pass out early

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:20 PM (us2H3)

424 All sports were different and tougher in previous years. They have legislated out the roughness

Posted by: steevy at November 22, 2021 05:20 PM (CYnTg)

425 421 We used to love Brett. Don't know what happened to him. Can't even stand to look at him anymore.
Posted by: Caliban at November 22, 2021 05:19 PM (HgGBT)

who dis we, tonto ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:21 PM (us2H3)

426 So LeBron James elbowed some guy in the face when he wasn't looking.

Sounds about right for that thug.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:21 PM (ESjRY)

427 >>> 2. Go to ustvgo.tv
3. Look for FoxNews in the listing
4. Profit!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 22, 2021 05:08 PM (R037X)

There is an underpants gnome formula leading to actual profit? Who knew!

Thanks redridinghood for the tip about downloading the Fox app. Only problem is then I would have the Fox app, sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2021 05:21 PM (tfDou)

428 Let me guess, it was a cheap shot blind side job...

Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:10 PM

https://bit.ly/3CLvwrQ

His supporters are claiming that he was locked up with the other player fighting for position for the rebound and it just slipped as his arm finally came free.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)

429 watch old clips and they will tell you Bird was the greatest of all time

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:22 PM (us2H3)

430
I don't know who Nikki Dial is but if she were ever in my kitchen... near the center island...

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 22, 2021 05:22 PM (dQvv7)

431 Everyone KNOWS that LeBron stepped onto that court pissed off about Rittenhouse.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:22 PM (L2ZTs)

432 Word is LeBron made the situation exponentially worse by accusing the guy of acting. Which is funny on several levels, and totally consistent with how that clown treats others.

Posted by: Wally at November 22, 2021 05:14 PM

LeFlop would know a thing or two about acting.
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Just watched the video. Someone was shooting fouls shots. at the shot, Lebron put his elbow up into the guy guarding him face - eye level then pushes his elbow into the eye and then pulls down hard with his elbow. Rips his skin.

It looked like he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (jMmny)

433 Sportballs is a helluva drug man. Even here, people can't quit watching and talking about NBA players who want them dead.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (OalnH)

434 he walked more than a NYC drug dealer

It was like when Greg Maddux was at the top of his game. The umps gave him a 5 foot wide strike zone. Dude like that does NOT need help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

435
THey would need 1989 refs who refused to call them for anything no matter how blatant or violent.



Heh! This is true.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (sAmhv)

436
I'm guessing it was less "stop acting" and more "don't be such a fucking pussy."

Sometimes, you just have to take a beating

Posted by: Fatlock at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (DUIap)

437 I haven't watched Basketball in years but...they have all the people working at the game masked up and the players flopping all over each other sans masks?

Of course of course. Good thing COVID knows who the talent is so it is safe for those people to be maskless unlike the working stiffs.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (ESjRY)

438 Everyone KNOWS that LeBron stepped onto that court pissed off about Rittenhouse.
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well he waited until the third quarter and ripped the eye of a POC. So um, maybe it wasn't racialist. He's just a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:24 PM (zhBq3)

439 430
I don't know who Nikki Dial is but if she were ever in my kitchen... near the center island...
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 22, 2021 05:22 PM (dQvv7)

____

....she'd make me a sammich?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 22, 2021 05:24 PM (OalnH)

440 Everyone KNOWS that LeBron stepped onto that court pissed off about Rittenhouse.

LeBron injured more black people then "white supremacist" Rittenhouse did.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:24 PM (ESjRY)

441 because and 18-1, hmmm, I stand corrected

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:25 PM (L2ZTs)

442 I'm guessing it was less "stop acting" and more "don't be such a fucking pussy."

Sometimes, you just have to take a beating
==
At first there wasn't much blood. But after about 30 seconds it was pouring out of his eye.

Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:25 PM (a8GVr)

443 I can't quit you, babe...so I'm gonna have to put you down for a while

Posted by: Ace on Thanksgiving break at November 22, 2021 05:25 PM (QEsfM)

444 >>> Sportballs is a helluva drug man. Even here, people can't quit watching and talking about NBA players who want them dead.

Not dead, someone gotta buy the jerseys and shoes! Just your mouth shut and wallets open, man.

Posted by: NBA Players at November 22, 2021 05:26 PM (tfDou)

445 'm guessing it was less "stop acting" and more "don't be such a fucking pussy."

Sometimes, you just have to take a beating
==
At first there wasn't much blood. But after about 30 seconds it was pouring out of his eye.
Posted by: because that's how he rolls at November 22, 2021 05:25 PM (a8GVr)


"Been there done that!" - the 'president'

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:26 PM (L2ZTs)

446 wonder which has more members

white supremacists

black men with long rap sheets

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:26 PM (us2H3)

447 I haven't watched Basketball in years but...they have all the people working at the game masked up and the players flopping all over each other sans masks?

Of course of course. Good thing COVID knows who the talent is so it is safe for those people to be maskless unlike the working stiffs.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2021 05:23 PM (ESjRY)


That the players go along with this crap (publicly) tells you they understand how much money they make. They're almost all smart enough to know that this thing poses no threat to young, healthy people, but they go through the charade of vaccines, testing, masks when being interviewed, and they see teammates test positive, sit out a couple of days, and then come back perfectly normal.
You'd think at some point, someone would note that this is all BS theater. But those checks...

Posted by: Wally at November 22, 2021 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

448 REDACTED, I'd guess that pre-1970, the first of those two. After 1970...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:27 PM (L2ZTs)

449 443 I can't quit you, babe...so I'm gonna have to put you down for a while
Posted by: Ace on Thanksgiving break at November 22, 2021 05:25 PM (QEsfM)


ace has gone full brokeback

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:27 PM (us2H3)

450 >>> LeBron injured more black people then white supremacist Rittenhouse did.

Us too.

Posted by: Little kids hurt in Chinese slave sweat shops at November 22, 2021 05:27 PM (tfDou)

451 We were discussing this at work and decided that none of these new crop of NBA players wouldn't last 5 minutes with the 1989 Detroit Pistons. Well, any of the 80s era Pistons.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:17 PM

Ironically, I think it was the success of the '03-'04 Pistons - beating the Lakers in Finals - which pushed NBA to basically ban defense. Can't have a true team of good players beat a team of all-stars who were put together to get certain players their championship rings at the end of their careers (Gary Payton, Karl Malone).

Of course, LeBron couldn't win in CLE and had to put together his super team in MIA. Best shot he had in first stint in CLE was in '06-'07 when he got swept by SA Spurs, who were one of the few teams still playing defense then.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2021 05:28 PM (Do5/p)

452 I heard Tombstone Pizza is looking for a new spokesman, and I though Goldberg might be well-suited for that. Thoughts?

Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at November 22, 2021 05:28 PM (KX4VP)

453 >>who dis we, tonto ??
Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2021 05:21 PM (us2H3)

My wife and it, er, Lone.

Posted by: Caliban at November 22, 2021 05:29 PM (HgGBT)

454 Tombstone Pizza spokesman?
Gotta be Alec Baldwin!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2021 05:30 PM (L2ZTs)

455 346 Late to the post, do we have to reset the vacation counter to zero?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at November 22, 2021 05:02 PM (53oGX)

------

Ace can't live without us. And vice-versa ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 22, 2021 05:32 PM (daGxL)

456
I think between Tara Patrick, Nikki Dial, and Raquel Darrian we've given Ace enough research of a non-political nature to last him a few days.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 22, 2021 05:32 PM (dQvv7)

457 456
I think between Tara Patrick, Nikki Dial, and Raquel Darrian we've given Ace enough research of a non-political nature to last him a few days.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus



They write how to guides on Shelves?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2021 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

458 With FOX out of the way these chappies will have more time for their erudite tweets.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2021 05:42 PM (BPuaD)

459 This is like how I refused to be Vanna White's sex toy back in 89!

Posted by: Gunner at November 22, 2021 05:43 PM (7XRzC)

460
Nobody under 40 watches TV anymore. And those in their 40s and 50s watch very little. It is a dying medium and nobody would be dumb enough to invest in it.

This.
Who cares what's on TV?

People consume what they want, when they want.
Broadcast? Pffffttt.
Cable or satellite? Meh.
Stream it or subscribe to a very narrow content window.

Posted by: Just saying at November 22, 2021 05:49 PM (MIxfI)

461 Bret Bair actually looks like a potato. He hasn't aged well.

Posted by: portlandon at November 22, 2021 05:53 PM (+oR7L)

462 The loss of Hayes and Goldberg to Fox News cannot be understated.

Posted by: Lietennant Duh at November 22, 2021 06:03 PM (iXK+X)

463 I often wonder what gets more views. Assholes on television news or assholes who do television news being ridiculed on the internet.

Posted by: ccoffer at November 22, 2021 06:46 PM (QrxII)

464 Cry harder, cucks.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at November 22, 2021 07:06 PM (PTYkn)

465 Now that Hayes and Goldburg have identified as Female will Lynn Cheney make Them an offer?

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 22, 2021 07:14 PM (oGKMS)

466 I'll take Fox's word, because the executives there would like nothing more to bend over backwards to please these neverTrumpers, so for them to put out a statement calling their leaving stunt BS i think it'd have to be true.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 22, 2021 07:37 PM (IZ1VF)

467 I am more worried about Brett and that swamp dwelling commie Wallace.

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