Mid-Morning Art Thread

Tarbell mother and child.jpg

Mother and Child in a Boat
Edmund Charles Tarbell

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Poo!!!

Posted by: Joe B at November 25, 2021 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

2 They're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2021 09:32 AM (Do5/p)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

4 Cruel stranding the wife and kid out on a boat, maybe dad fell overboard

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:32 AM (2JoB8)

5 Lady, don't throw the baby into the water!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2021 09:33 AM (zpexD)

6 Probably one of those selfie disasters

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:33 AM (2JoB8)

7
Captain Queeg: The Years of Youth

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2021 09:33 AM (/U27+)

8 They're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

And someone to row !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:34 AM (arJlL)

9 Trolling motor and fish finder in the stern.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

10 He did a great job with the water. Man, that must have been monotonous.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2021 09:34 AM (z36Kd)

11 Is that Mary Lee row row rowing down the stream?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 25, 2021 09:35 AM (PiwSw)

12 Today's art is deceptive. What looks like a pleasant scene is in reality very dark. The birthing person and the expelled clump of cells seem to be enjoying a boat ride. What you really see upon closer examination, is the clump of cells foot hanging over the side of the boat. The clump is debating whether to jump into the lake and drown to escape the evil Trump maladministration. The birthing person is trying to see if the clump doesn't jump out that the water is deep enough to hold it under. Just out of the scene is the sperm donor who wishes it would all go away, perhaps by really late term abortion, as championed by progressive doctors.

Posted by: The Art Critic at November 25, 2021 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

13 Scott and Lacey prepping for an outing on the bay.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:36 AM (AwYPR)

14
Just outside the frame: the thundering precipice of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2021 09:36 AM (/U27+)

15 I like this composition, the reflection/shadows on the water and the lady and baby.
(Although I think the little guy is going to take some heat for being in a dress later when this painting surfaces when he's a senior in high school.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2021 09:36 AM (zpexD)

16 Doesn't look like a Thanksgiving cornicopia

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 25, 2021 09:36 AM (cknjq)

17 Michael! You're supposed to row the boat, not leave us here!!!

Posted by: Boat People at November 25, 2021 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

18 This is lovely! Happy Thanksgiving, CBD!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk)

19 Everything was tranquil....until the alligator showed up.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 09:37 AM (jvt6t)

20
It *looks* french impressionist but the artist name doesn't jive.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 25, 2021 09:37 AM (dQvv7)

21 All I see is white supremacy on display!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 25, 2021 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

22 When go in soon see when painted, but looks in middle of realism and impression, more details than a cubed head but not detail

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (2JoB8)

23 Daddy visited the little man in the boat. Then 9 months later...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (Pw26M)

24 Natalie Wood - The Early Years

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (BFigT)

25 All I see is white supremacy on display!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 25, 2021 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

Swimming..or knowing how to swim...is rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (AwYPR)

26 I thought it was a Mary Cassat at first glance.

Nice use of lavender blues.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

27 No life jackets? The Coast Guard will be unhappy.

Posted by: Cybernetic at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (xawZJ)

28 Michael! You're supposed to row the boat, not leave us here!!!

I rowed the boat ashore. Hallelujah and good day!

Posted by: Michael at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (fFtVH)

29 It's pretty but it also makes me uncomfortable. Would I hang it? Maybe in the guest room.

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (PzBTm)

30 Hey, I'm actually around for the first 100 comments of the art thread! Usually I'm getting ready for/driving to work.

I think this is lovely, the detail is amazing.

Happy Thanksgiving CBD!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (qxz9B)

31 When go in soon see when painted, but looks in middle of realism and impression, more details than a cubed head but not detail

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (2JoB

Alrighty, then!

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

32 That racist baby crossed states lines.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - simulated stupidity, or is it? at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (QU5/8)

33 Fake News! The woman and her child are suspended above a potentially deadly liquid used to cool nuclear reactors!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (PiwSw)

34 When go in soon see when painted, but looks in middle of realism and impression, more details than a cubed head but not detail

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (2JoB

I saw Cubed Head open for the Tubes at the Corn Palace.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)

35 Happy Thanksgiving, CBD!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk)

Thank you young lady! I thought you might like it because of the palette.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (Q9lwr)

36 Tarbell? Seriously Uncle Remus in this day and age?

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (mbFEM)

37 Sort of expecting a Pilgrim and Indians painting today....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2021 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)

38 I would have called it 'Mother of Pearl in a Boat."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 09:42 AM (mZ3xv)

39 I think this is lovely, the detail is amazing.

Happy Thanksgiving CBD!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (qxz9B)

Thank you!

And one reason I chose this painting was what I saw as the illusion of detail. I think the artist is fooling the eye (at least mine) into filling in detail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2021 09:43 AM (Q9lwr)

40 Thinking... "Is he old enough to start diving for the guns?"

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2021 09:43 AM (Gcsm/)

41 I thought you might like it because of the palette.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2021 09:41 AM (Q9lwr)


I really do. Would hang, definitely.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 09:43 AM (45fpk)

42 Greetings:

That painting is a great metaphor for Violence Against Women Day (formerly Thanksgiving Day) who hold up half the sky and birth so many of the children who aren't aborted.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 25, 2021 09:43 AM (uuklp)

43 He did a great job with the water. Man, that must have been monotonous.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2021 09:34 AM

If I am interpreting it correctly, it looks like there is a reflection in the water of the tree branches on the right hand side of the painting. Pretty impressive.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2021 09:43 AM (Do5/p)

44 When go in soon see when painted

I was just going to say that!

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2021 09:44 AM (fFtVH)

45 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone

Tarbell is one of my favorite Impressionist artists. His style is visibly Impressionistic without being too 'blotchy'. (Sorry for the technical terminology.) Add to that such a pleasant scene.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2021 09:44 AM (7EjX1)

46 He put drugs in the paint.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 25, 2021 09:44 AM (cwZNT)

47 "No life jackets? The Coast Guard will be unhappy."
****
The first thing I noticed, too.

Posted by: Cosda at November 25, 2021 09:44 AM (AnA4M)

48 Sort of expecting a Pilgrim and Indians painting today....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

That's Mrs. Pilgrim and their youngun.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (arJlL)

49 Painted by someone named Tarbell? Ida know who that is, but the painting's nice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (7bRMQ)

50 Agree with CBD and Grammie - nice palette of colors. Looking at the painting you can almost hear the water splashing against the boat. Great choice for art thread. Thanks!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (D3cJf)

51 Maybe in the guest room.
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (PzBTm)

Because your guests should be uncomfortable.

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (Gcsm/)

52 As expected. it is missing some bling
Chain Earrings

Posted by: Jessica Karlen at November 25, 2021 09:46 AM (D0WW/)

53 I would like this better if it had a turkey in it.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2021 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

54 That's Mrs. Pilgrim and their youngun.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (arJlL)

So you're saying John Redcorn's the father?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2021 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

55 Trolling motor and fish finder in the stern.

I don't know, look how they're holding on...could be a 50hp Evinrude.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2021 09:47 AM (3fR4G)

56 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone

Tarbell is one of my favorite Impressionist artists. His style is visibly Impressionistic without being too 'blotchy'. (Sorry for the technical terminology.) Add to that such a pleasant scene.
Posted by: JTB

Happy Thanksgiving to you and the Mrs !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:47 AM (arJlL)

57 Yes; Lovely picture, CBD. Thanks! As others noted, the colors are lovely and the painting of the water is beautiful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2021 09:47 AM (QM4SI)

58 That's Mrs. Pilgrim and their youngun.
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:45 AM (arJlL)

Dangit, Junior, we named the _dog_ Indian!

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2021 09:47 AM (Gcsm/)

59 It looks like the mother just noticed the water moccasin coiled at the stern.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 09:48 AM (jvt6t)

60 We got trees so possible sniper.

Water so there might be a U-boat lurking with the schnorkel

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 09:48 AM (Ke/Gd)

61 Edmund Charles Tarbell 1862 - 1938

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 09:49 AM (2JoB8)

62 And, yes, it is actually a very pleasant painting.

And Happy Horde Thanksgiving to everyone!

(I'm giving thanks CBD couldn't find the dude on the ottoman this morning.)

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2021 09:49 AM (Gcsm/)

63 Or, per the Art Critic above, today this might have been called "A Birthing Person and an Expelled Clump of Cells in a Murdered Tree."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 09:49 AM (mZ3xv)

64 Edmund Charles Tarbell 1862 - 1938
Posted by: Skip

How do ya ring a tarbell ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:50 AM (arJlL)

65 Think how tough it is to sit still for a painter for any length of time. Now try it in a bobbing boat while holding a squirming baby. And the lady forgot to take Dramamine.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 25, 2021 09:50 AM (mNhhD)

66 His Girl Reading 1909 would be good for Book Thread
( OM if your reading this)

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 09:51 AM (2JoB8)

67 (Although I think the little guy is going to take some heat for being in a dress later when this painting surfaces when he's a senior in high school.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2021 09:36 AM (zpexD)

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More than likely, he'll still be in a dress when he's a senior in high school now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 09:51 AM (mZ3xv)

68 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: torabora at November 25, 2021 09:51 AM (1DLvd)

69 Yes; Lovely picture, CBD. Thanks! As others noted, the colors are lovely and the painting of the water is beautiful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Happy Thanksgiving to you, your family and congregation.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:52 AM (arJlL)

70 Or, per the Art Critic above, today this might have been called "A Birthing Person and an Expelled Clump of Cells in a Murdered Repurposed Tree."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 09:49 AM (mZ3xv)

Mo' bettah vernacular?

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

71 Young woman's thought bubble:

"I could've sworn I had twins..."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2021 09:52 AM (m45I2)

72 Does mom have acromegaly?

Posted by: random artsnark at November 25, 2021 09:52 AM (V/siF)

73 Part of the appeal for me with this painting is the color palette. It gives a real sense of gentle summer warmth and comfort. I am amazed at the way Tarbell captured the appearance of leaves under the shallow water in the lower right corner.

Thanks, CBD. A lovely image for the holiday.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2021 09:52 AM (7EjX1)

74 Mother and Child in a Boat

Is not titled "Mother and Daughter in a Boat", so maybe the child is a boy. And the uneasy look and position is him annoyed that mother has dressed him up in a dress and he's trying to get out of the boat to go change. And mother's look is "you will sit in a dress in this boat with me and like it".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (Do5/p)

75
I don't know, look how they're holding on...could be a 50hp Evinrude.

Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2021 09:47 AM


Speaking of 50 hp Evinrude outboards, I saw a guy with about a 16 foot boat with what looked like that size engine on it. On an electric motor only lake. He told me it *was* electric and he gets stopped all the time. It certainly was quiet.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (dQvv7)

76 Bruce the Shark approves this painting

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (Ke/Gd)

77 Think how tough it is to sit still for a painter for any length of time. Now try it in a bobbing boat while holding a squirming baby. And the lady forgot to take Dramamine.
Posted by: JuJuBee

And mistakenly took Ex-Lax instead !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (arJlL)

78 Hiya, JT.

Posted by: creeper at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (cTCuP)

79 Dreamily floating on the water after a feast.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 09:55 AM (cSyAR)

80 Hiya, JT.
Posted by: creeper

Welcome back !

Happy Thanksgiving !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

81 Yeah, I can see the gal who's holding the child, thinking, "If I didn't need the cash, I'd be out of here!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 25, 2021 09:55 AM (2SdPm)

82 31 When go in soon see when painted, but looks in middle of realism and impression, more details than a cubed head but not detail

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (2JoB

Alrighty, then!

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 09:40 AM (AwYPR)

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I think Skip was the victim of his Phone's voice translation software and auto-cucumber. Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 09:56 AM (mZ3xv)

83 Painting: mescaline vision.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 09:57 AM (qpX6U)

84 Who sang Mother and Child Reunion? Was it Simon and Garfunkel? Perhaps there is no such song.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 09:57 AM (cSyAR)

85 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 09:57 AM (qpX6U)

86 What a warm, wonderful painting. One that would surely be above the mantlepiece in their home.

CBD, I am thankful for you expanding my exposure to art. And this is good art.

May your Thanksgiving be golden in memory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 25, 2021 09:58 AM (u82oZ)

87 Paul "Rhymin'" Simon

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 09:58 AM (jvt6t)

88 My phone is way smaller than tablet, typing and typos are worse and punctuation is almost pointless to try.

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 09:58 AM (2JoB8)

89 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 09:59 AM (Ke/Gd)

90 Old school social media; I'm not seeing any bikinis or tattoos.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 25, 2021 09:59 AM (BPuaD)

91 Hi JT. Hope you and yours have a nice Thanksgiving. Ours will be a quiet time with delicious but non-traditional TG food. Except for the home made pecan pie, which should be a tradition for everybody.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2021 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

92 So I learned this morning that Fox Nation was giving was giving veterans a year's subscription for free. Signed up immediately, fully intending to dive right into Patriot Purge, when I see they also have multiple seasons of new COPS episodes, all streaming WITH NO COMMERCIALS WHATSOEVER!

With that, and the big ass porterhouse I have marinating in the fridge, my Thanksgiving Day is on fuckin lock.

Nothing makes me more grateful for my freedom than watching hundreds of my fellow Americans voluntarily surrender theirs, and knowing I'm no longer one of them.

Posted by: About a Goy at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (o/b07)

93 Is the kid wearing crocs?

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (mbFEM)

94
Pro Choice - a limerick

A beautiful scene is displayed
But stranded young girl is dismayed
She says, "Heaven's sake
How to get 'cross the lake?
My options? Row versus wade."

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (m45I2)

95 *makes drinking gesture*

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (QU5/8)

96 Muldoon - that's a winner

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (45fpk)

97 Bravo, Muldoon.

Bra. Vo.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (mbFEM)

98 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (olroh)

99

Then, the avatar of the Nameless Horror from the Outer Dark possesing the child grabbed mom by the ankles and drowned her, turned the lake into blood gravy and took over a cafeteria and made everyone put maple syrup on french toast...

Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (M2P6t)

100 And the lady in the boat's name?

Sophie

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (Ke/Gd)

101 A tradition when grandparents, parents, and I were growing up:

'Injun Summer' - what I think is a poetic and artistic depiction of the area's previous inhabitants, was stopped by quasi-activists.

https://chicagology.com/newspapers/ chicagotribune/injunsummer/

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (MIKMs)

102 Is the kid wearing crocs?
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:00 AM (mbFEM)

garett is intrigued.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (jvt6t)

103 What I learned from the Art Thread today. I'm a virulent racist so when I saw "Tarbell" I thought of "Tar Baby". I was vaguely aware of the story but looked it up. Both the tar baby and the briar patch are from the same story. The tar baby is how B'rer Fox caught B'rer Rabbit and the briar patch is how B'rer Rabbit got away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (FVME7)

104 Bravo, Muldoon.

Bra. Vo.

Muldoon's wearing a bra ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

105 #69 Thanks, JT. A Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2021 10:02 AM (poMoX)

106 Muldoon lands a blow from left field.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 10:02 AM (jvt6t)

107 Those people stole boats from the Jorgyptians!

//Idiot X

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2021 10:03 AM (Lzpvj)

108 You're that prepared for the end times?

Well just watched the new Ghostbusters movie so maybe... those little Staypuft marshmallow guys were cute but evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:04 AM (Ke/Gd)

109 Who sang Mother and Child Reunion? Was it Simon and Garfunkel? Perhaps there is no such song.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

I think it was Paul Simon as a solo artist. He had jettisoned Garfunkel by then..

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:04 AM (FVME7)

110 103 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:01 AM (FVME7)

Au contraire mon frere, you are not a racist you are an anti-racist since your first thought was on a verboten term.

After going to the agony booth for an hour attack the next person of pallor you see whether verbally, physically, or socially and collect 500 dollars.

//$oro$

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2021 10:05 AM (Lzpvj)

111
"I see no PFDs here."

-- CPO Kilkenny, United States Lifesaving Service, Narragansett Lifesaving Station

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2021 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

112 Wannabe Renoir

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:06 AM (rwyDf)

113 24 Natalie Wood - The Early Years

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 25, 2021 09:39 AM (BFigT)

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Christopher Walken's got a fever and the only prescription is more Tarbell!

[Didn't know until a few years ago that Walken was also on the boat with Robert Wagner and Natalie when she "accidentally" went overboard.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:06 AM (mZ3xv)

114 Off to get the day in gear. Have a lovely Thanksgiving, everyone.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 25, 2021 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

115
Paul Simon sang "Who sang Mother and Child Reunion", from "Paul Simon", his second studio album.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2021 10:07 AM (pNxlR)

116 Tarbell? Seriously Uncle Remus in this day and age?
Posted by: blaster

So I'm not the only virulent racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:07 AM (FVME7)

117 85 Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"Self-Sufficiency Is Overrated"

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 09:57 AM (qpX6U)

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Predicted future headline: "Breathing Is Overrated."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)

118 I did not get to go visit family this holiday, as wife has to make a cameo at work next week.

I hope all of you are safe, slaked, and serene.

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2021 10:08 AM (Lzpvj)

119 Who sang Mother and Child Reunion? Was it Simon and Garfunkel? Perhaps there is no such song.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

I think it was Paul Simon as a solo artist. He had jettisoned Garfunkel by then..
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Garfunkel : "we should do a song about a reunion"

Simon: "Good thinking ! Now GTFO !"

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)

120
Ask not for whom the bell tars; it tars for thee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2021 10:09 AM (pNxlR)

121 Collectively the Horde knows everything.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:09 AM (cSyAR)

122 117 Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:08 AM (mZ3xv)

All we want is to control what the economy produces, how much you can consume, and whether or not you can use electricity.

//Goreons

Posted by: sven at November 25, 2021 10:09 AM (Lzpvj)

123 They're not wearing masks.

Posted by: Karen at November 25, 2021 10:09 AM (jYQlA)

124 Off to get the day in gear. Have a lovely Thanksgiving, everyone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

Backatcha Eris !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2021 10:09 AM (arJlL)

125 [Didn't know until a few years ago that Walken was also on the boat with Robert Wagner and Natalie when she "accidentally" went overboard.]

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Just her bad luck it wasn't Christopher Swimmen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:10 AM (FVME7)

126 You have a grand day Eris

Now imagine Joey in Olympia's role being wound up and trying to hit that A Flat...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:10 AM (Ke/Gd)

127 "You're that prepared for the end times?"

We lived through 2020-2021.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 10:11 AM (qpX6U)

128 There are worse things to wanna be.

Posted by: Maplethorpe at November 25, 2021 10:11 AM (csEWM)

129
I've got a garden to tend to before heading over to in-laws' later this afternoon.

Practice trigger discipline and keep your state lines' crossings to the minimum necessary, folks! Love ya!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2021 10:12 AM (pNxlR)

130 Just her bad luck it wasn't Christopher Swimmen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:10 AM (FVME7)

*rueful golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)

131 Practice trigger discipline and keep your state lines' crossings to the minimum necessary, folks! Love ya!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 25, 2021 10:12 AM (pNxlR)

I gotta cross state lines! After driving an hour and a half too!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:13 AM (csEWM)

132

Aquaman could have saved Natalie, but he was in custody for moving squid into the Rio Grande for illegal porpoises...

Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at November 25, 2021 10:13 AM (M2P6t)

133 Now imagine Joey in Olympia's role being wound up and trying to hit that A Flat...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:10 AM (Ke/Gd)

That's tough...maybe try for G Sharp.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 10:13 AM (AwYPR)

134 Now playing....At The Hop.....Sha NaNa

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 25, 2021 10:14 AM (cwZNT)

135 I saw Jettisoned Garfunkel open for The Pod Bay Doors at Space Mountain in '77.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mZ3xv)

136 Every guy moron needs to watch at least the beginning of This Property is Condemned just to see Natalie Wood burn up the screen with her sexual hotness that she exudes in her role.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:14 AM (rwyDf)

137 Posted by: creeper at November 25, 2021 09:53 AM (cTCuP)

Creeper!! Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2021 10:17 AM (qxz9B)

138 Strictly out of curiosity did any Hordling shoot a wild turkey for Thanksgiving?
I'm sure Wild Turkey will be consumed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:17 AM (cSyAR)

139 Turkey is in the oven.

Thanksgiving is in process.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:18 AM (mbFEM)

140 That's a nice painting, CBD. Momma and child minding the boat, while Pop goes to the car to get the gubs for the accident.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 10:19 AM (P3gRi)

141 A parade organizer said the Milwaukee Dancing Grannies plan on making an appearance in the Franklin WI Christmas parade on Dec. 4. This is the group that took the brunt of casualties from the Waukesha attack.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 10:19 AM (45fpk)

142 Hotel Art

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at November 25, 2021 10:19 AM (x6cfo)

143 141 A parade organizer said the Milwaukee Dancing Grannies plan on making an appearance in the Franklin WI Christmas parade on Dec. 4. This is the group that took the brunt of casualties from the Waukesha attack.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 10:19 AM (45fpk)

Good for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:20 AM (csEWM)

144 A parade organizer said the Milwaukee Dancing Grannies plan on making an appearance in the Franklin WI Christmas parade on Dec. 4. This is the group that took the brunt of casualties from the Waukesha attack.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 25, 2021 10:19 AM (45fpk)M

Old school mentality. We need more of it.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:20 AM (rwyDf)

145 Every guy moron needs to watch at least the beginning of This Property is Condemned just to see Natalie Wood burn up the screen with her sexual hotness that she exudes in her role.
Posted by: Just a side note

Yeah, she was a cutie. The scene in Penelope where Jonathan Winters hops around trying to catch her is hilarious and quite understandable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 25, 2021 10:21 AM (FVME7)

146 Good for the Dancing Grannies

Hopefully Brooks won't be out on bail again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:21 AM (Ke/Gd)

147 Thankful for food, shelter, comfort, cats, abundance of hobbies and amusements. Thankful for world's greatest library, the internet. Thankful for AoSHQ and the few other sites that still let people say pretty much what they really think.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 10:21 AM (qpX6U)

148 Maybe a change of name to The Dancing and Armed Grannies is in order.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (mbFEM)

149 It's a mother and child reunion!

Posted by: Paul Simon at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)

150 Very pleasant. Would hang.

And a happy Thanksgiving to ace, the cobs, and the Horde, who make this little corner of the interwebs the best little corner of the interwebs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (J5YRn)

151 148 Maybe a change of name to The Dancing and Armed Grannies is in order.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (mbFEM)

The Garand Grannies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:23 AM (csEWM)

152 I hope all of you are safe, slaked, and serene.
Posted by: sven at November 25, 2021 10:08 AM (Lzpvj)


Got my slaking done first thing this morning!

Wait, what are we talking about here?

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mbFEM)

153

Rifle Drill Team

Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (M2P6t)

154 "This Property is Condemned"

Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (qpX6U)

155 Maybe a change of name to The Dancing and Armed Grannies is in order.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (mbFEM)

The Garand Grannies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:23 AM (csEWM)

Grandsons riding shotgun.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (rwyDf)

156 136 Every guy moron needs to watch at least the beginning of This Property is Condemned just to see Natalie Wood burn up the screen with her sexual hotness that she exudes in her role.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:14 AM (rwyDf)

-----

Thanks, had never heard of that -- will check it out.

A few years ago I finally got around to digitizing some 8mm home movies made by my dad when we were kids. I remember him telling the story of how he took me and my brother to a UCLA football game in 1969 and we were sitting right in front of Natalie Wood and her husband at the time, Richard Gregson.

Sure enough, he got a couple of three-second clips of her -- one from the side and then one from the front; she was gracious, smiling, and beautiful. I should upload that clip somewhere to the interwebz ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mZ3xv)

157 Maybe a change of name to The Dancing and Armed Grannies is in order.
Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM (mbFEM)

Well, "Raging Grannies" is already taken by a Commie activist group. How about "Avenging Grannies"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 10:25 AM (P3gRi)

158 Natalie Wood in undergarments during a pie fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Ke/Gd)

159
re___ themselves as a rifle drill team...the FA&FO Grannies

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:26 AM (DUIap)

160 Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mZ3xv

Yeah it's a movie based on a Tennessee Williams play so pretty depressing/ tragic. But it was like a car wreck for me. I couldn't stop watching. Mainly because of Wood. ( pun intended)

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:28 AM (rwyDf)

161 You too Sven

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:28 AM (Ke/Gd)

162
whoops, forgot that i m g (and derivations thereof) are verbotten

let's say "re-brand" themselves as a rifle drill team

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:28 AM (DUIap)

163 158 Natalie Wood in undergarments during a pie fight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Ke/Gd)

The Great Race?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:29 AM (csEWM)

164 158 Natalie Wood in undergarments during a pie fight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:26 AM (Ke/Gd)


Go on.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:30 AM (mbFEM)

165 The alternate ending of "A Place in The Sun."
It didn't have to be An American Tragedy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 25, 2021 10:30 AM (zMFmR)

166 Aetius knows his MovieWood

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:32 AM (Ke/Gd)

167 Beautiful Painting. Most definitely would go on living room wall.

Good Choice.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Ocv6A)

168 To Sefton's point about BLM, Antifa, "defund the police," etc... That is of course a temporary tactic, like the military purge is.

Those institutions were a harder for the Gramscian subversion, for a variety of reasons, and it took until the full process was complete in the other institutions before they could get to the first stage in the police and military. But that stage (takeover of leadership cadres) is complete, and they are accelerating the conversion of the rank and file to bring them up to speed with the rest of society in time for, you know... the thing.

They're using these heavy handed tactics to rout out the disloyal elements, and discourage more from joining. It's more aggressive and blatant than their usual, incremental approach, because it has to be - in this case, they are looking to achieve full institutional capture in years instead of decades.

And once they do, the drone NPCs are going to have an even more pronounced whiplash than usual as they go from "defund the police" and "no war but class war," to "law enforcement, military, and prison funding must constitute a majority of government spending... Fer muh justicezzz."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Zhwz2)

169 Government is a racket. Even local government.

I want to put some electric power on the farm and they ask do you have a permit? Hmmm.

So I call the permit office for the county and they say it's pretty much send us a check for $256 and you are approved.

A lot of planning in that I reckon.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (mbFEM)

170 It's a mother and child reunion!
Posted by: Paul Simon at November 25, 2021 10:22 AM

Asshole.

Posted by: Art Garfunkel at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (jvt6t)

171
whoops, forgot that i m g (and derivations thereof) are verbotten


Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:28 AM


It's not the word image that is verbotten, it's that people leave out the letter 'a' for some reason.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 25, 2021 10:34 AM (dQvv7)

172 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (Zhwz2)

I note that almost every urban Police Department is run by a leftist Police Chief. Ironically it's the police unions that are 'conservative'.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:35 AM (rwyDf)

173 A lot of planning in that I reckon.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:33 AM (mbFEM)

They're planning to increase your property taxes because of the improvement.

My village doesn't give a shit about construction quality...all they care about is the documentation of the improvement so they can reassess.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2021 10:35 AM (Q9lwr)

174 Have we mentioned just how popular the 'defund the Police' movement is?

https://tinyurl.com/3eu86sjx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 25, 2021 10:36 AM (3D/fK)

175 In my travels in Florida it does not appear that defund the police has much traction. There are LOTS of cops.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:38 AM (mbFEM)

176 Maybe Senile Joe will have such a jolly Thanksgiving that he'll realize he doesn't want to do presidenting anymore.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:38 AM (cSyAR)

177 https://i.post___.cc/QxG8PTMv/20200223-073856.jpg
Won't fly because of I m g)

https://i.postIMG.cc/QxG8PTMv/20200223-073856.jpg
seems to work sometimes

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 10:40 AM (2JoB8)

178 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ain't what it used to be. I still watch it to see the big turkey wearing the Pilgrim hat go by, and Santa at the end. The rest is bad music and dancing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 25, 2021 10:40 AM (mNhhD)

179 Can you imagine doing the seating for the Biden family Thanksgiving dinner.

This table is for everyone Hunter hasn't banged...

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:40 AM (mbFEM)

180
Maybe Senile Joe will have such a jolly Thanksgiving that he'll realize he doesn't want to do presidenting anymore.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:38 AM


Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse at November 25, 2021 10:40 AM (dQvv7)

181 This table is for everyone Hunter hasn't banged...

Seats one, Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2021 10:41 AM (Ke/Gd)

182 For the obscure tv series suggestions brought up last night: Frank's Place. Tim Reid produced and starred in it with his wife. It's about a Boston sportswriter who inherits a New Orleans restaurant. Because it had such a positive attitude towards black/white relationships, it only lasted one season. It's never come out on tape or DVD, but you can catch episodes on Facebook.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at November 25, 2021 10:41 AM (j0p94)

183 174 Have we mentioned just how popular the 'defund the Police' movement is?

https://tinyurl.com/3eu86sjx
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 25, 2021 10:36 AM (3D/fK)

Probably about as popular as ramming your suv through a parade to protest the rittenhouse verdict or a five time convicted child rapist.

Hence, propaganda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:41 AM (csEWM)

184 She's about to throw the devil doll into the lake.

Posted by: f'd at November 25, 2021 10:43 AM (Tnijr)

185
The Great Race?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:29 AM (csEWM)

_________

Yum. Had quite an effect on a young fellow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2021 10:43 AM (/U27+)

186 Eric Swallwell is concerned about all the crime in his district. He tweeted in support of local law enforcement.

This may be the thing that gets him in trouble.

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2021 10:43 AM (mbFEM)

187 The propaganda is gonna be LIT, tho.

I'm picturing an interstitial PSA with sappy instrumental music, and a voiceover with title cards declaiming that Lululemon Athleisure is In This Together With Our Frontline Law Enforcement Heros As They Isolate Reactionary Fascist Elements In These Troubling Times.

Followed by an ad for a Very Special Crossover Episode of "Ow, Muh Ballz" and "Death Road Truckers," where Chudley takes a break from shots to the groin when he visits his cousin Logan, who works as a Frontline Correctional Hero reeducating racist Trumpalos in central Alaska's George Floyd Justice Colony, and learns that physical chastisement can serve a much higher purpose than hilarious physical comedy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2021 10:43 AM (Zhwz2)

188 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at November 25, 2021 10:41 AM (j0p94)

Another very good sitcom that is colorblind is My Wife and Kids. Damon Wayons is great.

My Wife and Kids > The Cosby Show

Posted by: Just a side note at November 25, 2021 10:44 AM (rwyDf)

189 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2021 10:43 AM (Zhwz2)

Oddly specific.

I'd watch it.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 25, 2021 10:46 AM (cknjq)

190 Parades are fine, hate the on the street Broadway show where a intersection is turned into a 5 minute Broadway show that must grind down the rest ofthe parade standing wile a 400 persons dance troop holds up everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2021 10:48 AM (2JoB8)

191 The waiting is the hardest part.

* drools *

Posted by: f'd at November 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Tnijr)

192 Mecum on nbcsn is good today.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 25, 2021 10:51 AM (cknjq)

193 Jut turned on the Macys parade. It's all woke bullshit and leftist assholes.

The tv is off now.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 10:51 AM (jvt6t)

194 I think this is the third time today I've washed the KitchenAid mixer pieces and parts

Daughter got home from her twelve hour nursing shift and announced that she really wanted a cherry pie, with the lattice top just so (she was very specific)

slight revision to the cooking gantt chart; I got this

if anyone is running to the store, please grab me a half gallon of Bluebell vanilla ice cream. thankyouverymuch

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:53 AM (DUIap)

195 Say a prayer for the dining room chair Shartin' Joe is rubbing his soiled rump on today.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 25, 2021 10:53 AM (mNhhD)

196 Fixed [CBD]

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:53 AM (DUIap)

197 Morning. I want to note the error in mary chastain's essay agreeing that the looting should not be called looting but because of the legal definition. She's wrong - newsom extended the covid emergency to next march; hence, it's looting. Carry on.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 25, 2021 10:53 AM (KAi1n)

198 Morning horde. Before the day gets away from me, 1) I am thankful for everyone here &
2) for the gub owners, Bass Pro Shops have .50 cal ammo cans on sale for $10 each, limit 10, stock number 2981222. Somehow I got free shipping, so my total was $106.75

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2021 10:54 AM (uXonU)

199 The waiting is the hardest part.


Posted by: f'd at November 25, 2021 10:49 AM (Tnijr)


Zombie Tom Petty agrees

Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (mZUr4)

200 Is the Macy's parade on? Have they shown the Ann Richard's girls school marching band yet? The only all girls "competitive" marching band?
They are not good. But hey, glass ceiling and all...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (UUBmN)

201 So pleased that I don't have a TV here.

Windy here; strong wind out of the northeast. The little windmill whirligig on the corner of the neighbor's lot is spinning like crazy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (P3gRi)

202 Say a prayer for the dining room chair Shartin' Joe is rubbing his soiled rump on today.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 25, 2021 10:53 AM (mNhhD)

Does the mansion have a presidential changing room?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (cSyAR)

203
Alone. Bored silly. Raining, otherwise I'd go out for a drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (/U27+)

204 Turning the Homeless into Green Energy is the only sensible solution.
Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2021 05:28 PM (bRk5z)

---

Soylent Green Energy. Sounds like a good investment.

Happy Turkey day, Horde.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (3TihK)

205 201 So pleased that I don't have a TV here.

Windy here; strong wind out of the northeast. The little windmill whirligig on the corner of the neighbor's lot is spinning like crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (P3gRi)

Happy Thanksgiving to our brethren in the Great White North.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (csEWM)

206
Does the mansion have a presidential changing room?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 25, 2021 10:55 AM (cSyAR)

___________

And power washer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (/U27+)

207 That boat looks very poorly maintained. Perhaps it is supposed to just be more shadow effects but it looks like peeled off paint to me. I hope this is not a tragic accident arranged for insurance payout.

Happy Thanksgiving horde. I am thankful to have lots of freezer and fridge space to hold all the leftovers with just two people to eat on the turkey. I would do this if I didn't enjoy noshing on leftover turkey and stuffing and later the turkey pot pie.

Posted by: paleRider at November 25, 2021 10:57 AM (3cGpq)

208 Soylent Green Energy. Sounds like a good investment.

Happy Turkey day, Horde.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (3TihK)

Every bottle of Soylent has 100% of your Daily Recommended Hobo!

And explosive gastrointestinal distress!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:57 AM (csEWM)

209 would not do this. LOL, I am way too lazy to cook anything I don't enjoy eating myself.

Posted by: paleRider at November 25, 2021 10:58 AM (3cGpq)

210 Are we going to see grandpa Joe for Thanksgiving today, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at November 25, 2021 10:58 AM (jYQlA)

211 Dressing is really the true secret to thanksgiving leftovers. That and deviled eggs, but not many of them make it out of the day alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:58 AM (csEWM)

212 thx, CBD

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 10:59 AM (DUIap)

213 I really don't feel like cooking. I threw up this morning and the horse pill antibiotic isn't helping... trying to down a yogurt...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2021 11:00 AM (UUBmN)

214 Morning horde. Before the day gets away from me, 1) I am thankful for everyone here &
2) for the gub owners, Bass Pro Shops have .50 cal ammo cans on sale for $10 each, limit 10, stock number 2981222. Somehow I got free shipping, so my total was $106.75
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2021 10:54 AM (uXonU)

I went into the Tempe Bass Pro a few days ago, looking for black powder. They didn't have any. Picked up their Black Friday flyer. Judging by that, it appears they are a clothing merchant with a sideline in sporting goods. Flyer does have Aguila .22LR for $14.99 per 250 round box, limit two per customer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 11:01 AM (P3gRi)

215 I think this is the third time today I've washed the KitchenAid mixer pieces and parts…

I’ve picked up two extra bowls for my KitchenAid model at antique stores, and one extra set of attachments via either eBay or OfferUp. Mainly for recipes that require both whipped cream and meringue, but also for just such occasions as today.

New, they’re very expensive, but used they are worth the “investment”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 25, 2021 11:01 AM (olroh)

216 Holy crap. The Pillsbury Doughboy just started attacking people at the parade.....

Gozer is in Al Rokers body.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 25, 2021 11:01 AM (jvt6t)

217 A parade organizer said the Milwaukee Dancing Grannies plan on making an appearance in the Franklin WI Christmas parade on Dec. 4. This is the group that took the brunt of casualties from the Waukesha attack.
Posted by: grammie winger


Bless those ladies.

Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2021 11:02 AM (pA4Ca)

218 213 I really don't feel like cooking. I threw up this morning and the horse pill antibiotic isn't helping... trying to down a yogurt...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2021 11:00 AM (UUBmN)

Hope you get to feeling better, lin-duh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)

219
have we had a "cooking 911" request yet, or do I get the dubious honor of going first?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (DUIap)

220 Ugh Linda. My sympathies. Do you have company coming or could you punt and have the big meal this weekend?

Posted by: paleRider at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (3cGpq)

221 Happy Thanksgiving to our brethren in the Great White North.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2021 10:56 AM (csEWM)

Well, thank you, but I am in Apache Junction, AZ right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (P3gRi)

222 I went into the Tempe Bass Pro a few days ago, looking for black powder. They didn't have any. Picked up their Black Friday flyer. Judging by that, it appears they are a clothing merchant with a sideline in sporting goods. Flyer does have Aguila .22LR for $14.99 per 250 round box, limit two per customer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I do the online ordering/store pick up and bought three pounds of black powder each time. In-store is limited to 1 lb.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (uXonU)

223 213 I really don't feel like cooking. I threw up this morning and the horse pill antibiotic isn't helping... trying to down a yogurt...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2021 11:00 AM (UUBmN)

Do you still have a fever?

Which antibiotic did they give you?

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2021 11:03 AM (cF8AT)

224 But will the grannies have to cross state lines?/

Posted by: Just Wondering at November 25, 2021 11:04 AM (jYQlA)

225 Nood sighted

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2021 11:04 AM (AwYPR)

226 Alone. Bored silly. Raining

Same here. Pretty much just another day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2021 11:05 AM (Xrfse)

227 Heh, and willowed to boot!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2021 11:05 AM (Xrfse)

228

I see that national People's TV, piss be their name, has precisely nothing about Thanksgiving on today other than a kids Arthur's Thanksgiving in the middle of the day.

Their programming tonight? Irish musicians and dancers.

I am however grateful that the local People's TV slipped in Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving last Saturday night.

Off to take thing number two to a fun scrimmage with his football team then come back and start cooking... Rack of Lamb today! Unfrenched...

Going to have quite a conversation about Thanksgiving and gratitude today with the vermin and one of their cousins over dinner.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 25, 2021 11:07 AM (M2P6t)

229 222 ... I wasn't aware Bass Pro sold real black powder. They do sell Pyrodex and Triple 7 BP substitutes. Limited use in flintlocks but fine for percussion guns.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2021 11:30 AM (7EjX1)

230 >>>Mother and Child in a Boat

Mother: "I've got you now, my pretty."

Posted by: m at November 25, 2021 01:03 PM (rk2/G)

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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat