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DNC Separating from College Democrats of America, as The Student Group Explodes in Allegations of Racism, Anti-Semitism, Anti-Blackness, and Islamophobia

I know people want to talk more about the verdict. I'm working on another post.

But let me catch up with reactions -- and continued defamation from the media and the left! -- and offer this Palate Cleanser.

VEINS (straight into my), as the 50 year olds pretending to be 15 year olds on Twitter say.

The College Democrats of America -- the Democratic Party's national organization presiding over 500 chapters on campuses across the country -- is in turmoil.

The group's leaders are publicly firing off accusations of anti-Blackness, Islamaphobia and anti-Semitism at each other. Impeachment proceedings are now in the works against the organization's new vice president, Nourhan Mesbah, who is Muslim. College Democrats say that screenshots of tweets that their peers sent in adolescence spread rapidly through group texts, which already caused a student running for president of the group to withdraw their candidacy in September. And national advocacy groups for Muslim and Jewish Americans are now weighing in with criticism.

This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!


The conflict has gotten so messy that the Democratic National Committee is considering disaffiliating with the national collegiate organization altogether and creating a partnership with the state groups underneath the national umbrella, according to a Democrat familiar with the discussions. The DNC declined to comment.

Where can I fuck this story? Where can I put my dick?!


The controversy began in September when Tasneem Ahmad Al-Michael, a Muslim and former vice president of the CDA abruptly ended his presidential campaign after a 2014 tweet in which he used a racial slur resurfaced, CDA members involved in the election said. He said the subsequent attacks on him and his campaign team prompted him to pull out of the race. "What I said as a 15 year old prior to being in politics was ignorant, inappropriate, and flat out wrong," Al-Michael said in a text message to POLITICO. "It doesn't define me, my character, or invalidate the work that I continue to do."

Oooh, what did he say?

I bet you I know. I'm a good guesser.

A hard-R good guesser, if you know what I mean.

Now that we've seen what the outgoing President said, let's check in with the incoming Vice President.

She's a female POC, so I'm sure she can't be racist.


New president and vice presidential candidates subsequently emerged, including Mesbah, who was serving as the CDA's director of Inclusion, Diversity, Equity, and Access (IDEA).

If these people spent half the time on schoolwork as they do on making up stupid acronyms, they'd still be stupid and useless and incapable of working in any field except Grievance Studies or the lowest rungs of Democrat Party organizing.


The day before the election, the CDA's Jewish Caucus began sharing a screenshot of a 2016 tweet Mesbah wrote while watching a debate between Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump.

A 13-year-old at the time, Mesbah wrote, "I blame this debate on the yahood," an Arabic word which is sometimes used as a slur against Jewish people. She also tagged another user with a history of anti-Semitic tweets.

THERE! RIGHT THERE!!! RIGHT IN THOSE PARAGRAPHS!!!

THERE IS WHERE I WANT TO FUCK THIS STORY!!!

SOOO HOT!!!


Mesbah still narrowly won the College Democrats' vice presidential race but soon consulted with the DNC on a statement. The lengthy initial draft was unapologetic, according to a Democrat who saw it, but after lots of editing, it stated: "I apologize for my words in 2016. My comment was in no way rooted in malice or anti-semitism, especially as a 13-year old, relatively new immigrant from North Africa, with a different regional dialectic linguist comprehension."

Blaming the Jews for all of the ills of the world is just a "different regional dialectic linguistic comprehension!"

My God, that's filthy! That's sexy-filthy! It's so dirty!

I'm coming! I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming!

It can't get better than this!


She added that, "while I take responsibility for my actions, I am hurt by the Islamophobia and xenophobia that continues to unfold."

It got better than this!

She did the "I take responsibility but I put the responsibility on YOU" move! Incredible!

I am coming again!!!


The CDA board also passed a resolution, 19-3, censuring Mesbah and requiring her to "undergo training about antisemitism and cultural sensitivity from the Anti-Defamation League, the American Jewish Committee, or the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum." As of today, she has not participated in such a training, according to a person familiar with the matter.

Oh My God, is there such a thing as "dry-coming"!?

Because I'm now dry-coming!

This is a mix of pleasure and pain! Except there's almost no pleasure! Lotta pain though!

The only thing that could make me come again is if this Mesbeh played the victim card again, but even harder! And made up a subject-changing false allegation of racism directed at HER!


In an interview with POLITICO, Mesbah said she had been "held to a double standard solely because of the way I look, the faith that I practice." As evidence of that, she also said a member of the college Democrats called her a "terrorist supporter" last spring because of her strong pro-Palestine views.

OH NO THIS ISN'T GOOD!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THIS IS AN ENTIRELY FICTIONAL ACCUSATION INTENDED TO EXCUSE YOUR OWN ANTISEMITISM!!!

She declined to name the person.

Oh no, oh no! I'M RED-COMING! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR MY DELICATE URETHRAL TUBULES!

THE IDEA THAT SOMEONE CALLED THIS TOXIC LITTLE RACE-BAITER A "TERRORIST" BUT SHE IS TOO NOBLE AND SWEET-NATURED TO NAME THIS PERSON IS SO ABSURD AND EROTIC THAT I AM GETTING ERECTIONS IN MY LUNGS AND AM HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, DON'T LET CAIR GET INVOLVED AND CLAIM THAT THE ANY CRITICISM OF THE JEW-HATER IS "ANTI-MUSLIM BIGOTRY!"


...

Even before the report was made public, however, word of its findings were trickling out and causing a stir nationally. As it was just about to be released, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, the largest Muslim civil liberties organization in the country, wrote a letter calling on the CDA to probe accusations of "rampant anti-Muslim bigotry" inside the organization and backed up Mesbah.

"We have received allegations that the current National I.D.E.A Director has dismissed credible allegations of Islamophobia while using his position to unfairly and baselessly single out and target Vice President Mesbah," the group’s deputy director wrote.

And there you go, my dick just fell off.

At least the red ejaculation stopped.

The pulmonary erections have subsided. My alveoli are in their refractory period.

Weird that they dismissed this "very credible allegation" about a very convenient unnamed person who just randomly popped out of the bushes at the most helpful time possible to call her a "terrorist."

Why, I bet he pulled her hijab off, too!

And put a noose on her! And said "This is MAGA Country! Whoo-hoo!"

Posted by: Ace at 02:31 PM




Comments

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1 Wait, aren't you supposed to be on vacation?

Posted by: Duh' at November 19, 2021 02:31 PM (Hh3y4)

2 oh, SPONGE!!

Posted by: Duh' at November 19, 2021 02:31 PM (Hh3y4)

3 This is one of my favorite stories of the week.

And it's been an interesting week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

4 Seriously, to be a democrat today means you are completely out of your f***ing mind and dangerous to boot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2021 02:32 PM (SXj99)

5 Why, I bet he pulled her hijab off, too!

And put a noose on her! And said "This is MAGA Country! Whoo-hoo!"


DAMN !!!

Juicy Smollet sure gets around, doesn't he?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (okV1R)

6 The future Democrat party ladies and gentlemen, lets give them a hand...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (gryET)

7 The controversy began in September when Tasneem Ahmad Al-Michael, a Muslim

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Oh he's a Muslim? With a name like that I assumed Lutheran.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (OalnH)

8 "This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!"

Start with the Coalition of the Fringes because all its holes are fraying.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (nMx88)

9
ace, before the priapism subsided ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (6GiCM)

10 and crossed state lines, you know they crossed at least one state line.
I wonder if donks know about counties yet?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 19, 2021 02:36 PM (b+v9B)

11

"Wait, I thought anti-Semitism was kosher???"

- - Confused Young Democrat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

12 6 The future Democrat party ladies and gentlemen, lets give them a hand...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2021 02:35 PM (gryET)

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They very concerned with the splinter of unwokeness in other people's eyes without considering the beam of unwokeness in their own eye.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

13 10 and crossed state lines, you know they crossed at least one state line.
I wonder if donks know about counties yet?
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 19, 2021 02:36 PM (b+v9B)

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This has to be the reply from now on whenever a Democrat/Leftist (BIRM) is accused of anything. As in "not only did he do XYZ, he also crossed state lines to do it!!!"

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (OalnH)

14 Rock the Mesbah!

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (wUB6g)

15 11

"Wait, I thought anti-Semitism was kosher???"

- - Confused Young Democrat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2021 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

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It's okay if you're Muslim. Or from New York. Or black. But not if you're conservative. Got it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

16 Life is good today!

I will be heading into Thanksgiving in a festive mood!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (ntvtk)

17 so when they lose next year the suicide coalition we face will start the Jim Jones' Kool Aid Rockin'

Posted by: sven at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (Lzpvj)

18 The horde hasn't been treated to a good sexual Fisking for a long time. Pass the cigarette.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (wUB6g)

19 Such rich, descriptive language, but yet no creamy, delicious pudding to go with it...Somehow I'm left forlorn and dejected...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2021 02:37 PM (YIVH2)

20 "Wait, I thought anti-Semitism was kosher???"

- - Confused Young Democrat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Narrator's Voice: It's definitely halal ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 19, 2021 02:38 PM (okV1R)

21 Wait, aren't you supposed to be on vacation?
Posted by: Duh' at November 19, 2021 02:31 PM (Hh3y4)

His work is apparently very gratifying.

Posted by: Sjg at November 19, 2021 02:38 PM (gDSJf)

22 How long should I wait before I call my doctor?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:38 PM (sjdRT)

23 Dear Ace,

I love you!

Respectfully,
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2021 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)

24 23 How long should I wait before I call my doctor?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:38 PM (sjdRT)

Hell, start calling everyone you know.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:39 PM (wUB6g)

25 Time to get Mesbah in Congress where she belongs. Amirite, Rashida?

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 19, 2021 02:39 PM (8Ze5j)

26 Told ya I'd miss the verdict!

Hair appts....what can't they screw up!

Anywhoo.....YESSSSS!

Although, I did have it playing on my phone at the hair salon. My hairdresser was listening and the one next to us was listening. They were happy too.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 02:39 PM (cF8AT)

27 NYC is covid stupid. Nassau, the county next to Queens county, is not. The difference is striking. And, scary

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, interstate traveller at November 19, 2021 02:39 PM (b+v9B)

28 Was it good for you? Funny how all these leftwing groups are crawling with adherents to the Religion of 12th Century Goat-sex and how many are in leadership positions. Can't be a coincidence, can it?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

29 A 13-year-old at the time, Mesbah wrote

On the one hand, kids should be allowed to be stupid. On the other hand the left got some girl cancelled for saying the "n word" when she was 14.

So...fuck this guy with flufferboy2004's dick.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (ESjRY)

30 Rittenhouse lawyers giving presser right now. Said the original lawyers wanted to make a cause out Kyle. This guy said then GTFO.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (7ZQe3)

31 Huh.

A story that has no bearing on my life whatsoever.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (bhq2w)

32 Ace, remember never put your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (iDcra)

33 >So...fuck this guy with flufferboy2004's dick.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (ESjRY)


I infer that he is strictly a bottom.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (sjdRT)

34 This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!

Remember kids, when Ace says this, he doesn't mean to have intercourse with it in a gay way.


But more like a Viking.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (R02iS)

35 Cont. from previous thread:

https://tinyurl.com/pp5m6jy3

sidenote: Aetius451AD makes no claim to the veracity of 'redhead' nor to whether 'busty' is God given or from the hand of Man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (csEWM)

36 30 A 13-year-old at the time, Mesbah wrote

On the one hand, kids should be allowed to be stupid. On the other hand the left got some girl cancelled for saying the "n word" when she was 14.

So...fuck this guy with flufferboy2004's dick.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:40 PM (ESjRY)

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How about...it's a bad idea for kids to have social media?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

37 This story is so hot right now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (nouDa)

38 NYC is covid stupid. Nassau, the county next to Queens county, is not. The difference is striking. And, scary

And over in Amish country they don't even have COVID because they don't have TVs...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

39 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center think President Obama do something about this injustice in Wisconsin. This white racist BOY killed innocent men of coler and got away with it. Is is 1860 again ???????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (otFiP)

40 BREAKING:

Armalite has just renamed their most famous rifle the "KR-15".

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (GuvvI)

41 We need some sociology prog professor to make an attempt to normalize cannibalism.

Then we can see the wokescum live up to this new standard and the leadership of the College Democretins of America can take the lead and show us all how it's done!

Posted by: SamIam at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (oasF3)

42 SEX DWARF

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

43 I changed my mind. Happy Ace is just as good as angry Ace.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (wAnMi)

44 LOL, ace. I was laughing so hard reading this - had to make up a story for my wondering coworkers.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (hV9ir)

45 Maybe Ace needs a vacation.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (nzEdf)

46 Willowed:

I do not agree in this respect: we are in a post-electoral politics era and demoralization is a mighty weapon in it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2021 02:25 PM (nMx8


I absolutely agree. Lord knows you all know how depressed and demoralized I usually am; now imagine how that works on someone who isn't regularly looking for the cloud amongst the silver lining.

The next GOP candidate - for what it's worth - needs to blowtorch the MFM and their DNC-directed psy-ops.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (2JVJo)

47 Ace loves lefty infighting.

Sexually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

48 Remember, wokeness isn't about actual justice. It's a tactic used by the left for internal social positioning. Being woke is about demonstrating your moral superiority over your peers, your ability to organize the mob, and your ability to destroy the lives of anyone who challenges you. Hence they will always turn on each other.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (wmDcS)

49 The unadulterated historical record supports that commie internecine warfare is the rule, not the exception.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2021 02:42 PM (Xrfse)

50 What ace needs is a sexcation.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (nouDa)

51 I AM GETTING ERECTIONS IN MY LUNGS AND AM HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING
___
You'll be fine, it's just a side effect from the vaccine.

You did get the vaccine, didn't you?
....
...
DIDN'T YOU?????!!!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (R+kvK)

52 THE IDEA THAT SOMEONE CALLED THIS TOXIC LITTLE RACE-BAITER A "TERRORIST" BUT SHE IS TOO NOBLE AND SWEET-NATURED TO NAME THIS PERSON IS SO ABSURD AND EROTIC THAT I AM GETTING ERECTIONS IN MY LUNGS AND AM HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!!!
++++
This is raucously funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

53 >Armalite has just renamed their most famous rifle the "KR-15".
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (GuvvI)

This machine kills fascists ~W. Guthrie

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (gryET)

54 This is why Dems think the country is so racist, cause everyone in their like minded social circles has a full on raging case of racism.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (Ojki1)

55
Strife among the Junior Chekists!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (/U27+)

56 I still contend the reason that (D) call everyone else racist and sexist is that EVERYONE the know is, so the assume everyone else is, too.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (WgWHG)

57 Dems tweeting that KR is a murderer after the acquittal?


Ready the lawsuits.

Posted by: Yikes at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (6geMp)

58 I am laughing as hard as Ace is cumming... and that is hard.

I doth my cap to you sir Ace.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (iDcra)

59 "And there you go, my dick just fell off."

I be laughing my ass off over here.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (mNhhD)

60 Hold the little leftist bastards to account. One set of rules for everybody.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (m/Gc2)

61 Ok, after all this shit today I'm going to relax and suck down a few strangers tonight at the riots. I'll be in the gimp suit if anyone is looking for me.

Posted by: flufferboy2004 at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

62 This bit in the AoS Manga had Ace's nose shooting out blood and a niagra falls of nose blood formed and is still around today visited yearly by tourists on boats waring thin plastic nose blood rain jackets.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (FdmAd)

63 We can build him back stronger, faster, and juicier. We have the technology. He will be the 6 billion dollar wang.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (/VWLE)

64 https://tinyurl.com/wy5jmcz2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (csEWM)

65 58 Dems tweeting that KR is a murderer after the acquittal?


Ready the lawsuits.
Posted by: Yikes at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (6geMp)

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He's not going to have to take out loans to go to college, let's put it that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

66 Can't wait to get home

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (5SOQB)

67

They never really shut down all of those insane asylums, they just opened up more universities.

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (l0fr9)

68 So happy for you, KR.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2021 02:44 PM (Xrfse)

69 66 58 Dems tweeting that KR is a murderer after the acquittal?


Ready the lawsuits.
Posted by: Yikes at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (6geMp)

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He's not going to have to take out loans to go to college, let's put it that way

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Probably have to buy a college, first though.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (WgWHG)

70 this post is icing on the Kyle cake

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (YZG/i)

71 This is a mix of pleasure and pain! Except there's almost no pleasure! Lotta pain though!

Story of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (2JVJo)

72 I actually find this story interesting. Arabs and other Muslim immigrants tend to rank higher than blacks. All of them rank higher than Jews, but the Left still pretends to be antisemetic.

The victim hierarchy is a damned mess and all the intersectionality makes it hard. If the person is an Islamic immigrant of dark skin, doesn't that person rank above a domestic black person or a Jew? The rankings are all fucked up.

Good. Choke on it. Too bad it doesn't matter. All of these people will end up in HR departments and think tanks and government jobs throughout the land. As amusing as this is, not a one of them will be removed from any kind of influence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

73 Ace you are hilarious most of the time but straight fire when you are "on".

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (FlnBp)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Spank that monkey Ace!

Have a great vacation!

Posted by: mpfs, back in the game at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (79p/O)

76 Why, I bet he pulled her hijab off, too!

To say nothing of strategically placed teddy bears.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (ZsR3z)

77 >Story of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (2JVJo)


Ah. You're back.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (sjdRT)

78 35 This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!

Remember kids, when Ace says this, he doesn't mean to have intercourse with it in a gay way.


But more like a Viking.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 19, 2021 02:41 PM (R02iS)

Methinks you should look up the word "berserker".

(Does using the word "methinks" make me look gay???)

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (zBxvO)

79 Pretty much sums up the state of "higher education" these days doesn't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (BFigT)

80 Where can I fuck this story? Where can I put my dick?!




How has this guy not won multiple Pulitzers?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Somebody give ace a cigarette.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (KYUvW)

82 The mayor of New York city has said this:

Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (nzEdf)

83 https://tinyurl.com/43sr8tv3

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (csEWM)

84 Move over Washington:

Rittenhouse...Rittenhouse

Six foot eight and blow your bicep out

He's coming...he's coming...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (5iUNf)

85 If these people spent half the time on schoolwork as they do on making up stupid acronyms, they'd still be stupid and useless and incapable of working in any field except Grievance Studies or the lowest rungs of Democrat Party organizing.

This was all part of the plan. You have to have an army of dumb-dumbs so they can keep their hands clean.

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (l0fr9)

86 Ace used his WARCOCK on this post.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (iDcra)

87 Mama, how come the floor is so slippery today ... ? What's all that white stuff ... ? Can we go get some ice cream now ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (mu5GU)

88 73 The victim hierarchy is a damned mess and all the intersectionality makes it hard. If the person is an Islamic immigrant of dark skin, doesn't that person rank above a domestic black person or a Jew? The rankings are all fucked up.

Good. Choke on it. Too bad it doesn't matter. All of these people will end up in HR departments and think tanks and government jobs throughout the land. As amusing as this is, not a one of them will be removed from any kind of influence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

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But it's emblematic of what's going to happen when the Old Guard's steady hand is removed from the levers of power in the Democratic Party proper.

When someone like Cori Bush becomes leader of the House Democrats, she's going to spend most of her time sniping at people in her own caucus who don't bow to her, spreading accusations of racism everywhere all the time. And she's not going to do it behind closed doors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

89 My comment was in no way rooted in malice or anti-semitism, especially as a 13-year old, relatively new immigrant from North Africa, with a different regional dialectic linguist comprehension."
++++
Hey, bitch, that's no excuse. As we know from aggressive deplatforming and unpersoning that has happened over the past five years, this is an unacceptable dodge. It doesn't matter how old you were, how long ago it was, what the expectations and norms of the time were, or anything else. Anything you did - and even anything one of your ancestors did - that is considered unacceptable according to the Left Pole standards of this moment in time is something for which you are directly responsible in the current context.

Fuck you. Choke on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

90 Did any one duckduckgo flufferboy2004? All I found was the job description for an actual fluffer. 75 to 150 bucks a day. I mean if gets disbarred, he still got to put food on the table right?

Posted by: Mishdog at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (/VWLE)

91 This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!



Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)

92 "What I said as a 15 year old prior to being in politics was ignorant, inappropriate, and flat out wrong," Al-Michael said in a text message to POLITICO. "It doesn't define me, my character, or invalidate the work that I continue to do."


Do you believe in miracles?!? YES!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

93 83 The mayor of New York city has said this:

Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM (nzEdf)

=========

It matters when the dead people attacked him first. But whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

94 This post is reason #1 why I keep coming back

Posted by: toddg at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (B3RQo)

95 "This story's so good I want to fuck it!!!"


Well, you ARE on vacation, so...

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (0hbQ6)

96 The inevitable search for, and execution of, the Girondins has begun. I await the Thermidorian reaction.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (ZsR3z)

97 Blaming the Jews for all of the ills of the world is just a "different regional dialectic linguistic comprehension!"

lol, gotta love the Ace

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (l0fr9)

98 Couldn't happen to a greater group of schlubs.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (TNyrE)

99 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
===

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any better. Looks like DecommieO wants a lawsuit too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (iDcra)

100 Bee:
Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15

https://tinyurl.com/3hzzc6tj

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (wAnMi)

101 Muslims, with rare exceptions, are scum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (P3gRi)

102 NOT GUILTY on all counts.

You have to see video of Kyle as they read the verdict. I started crying.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (Y+l9t)

103 Leftist grievance stacking and victim ranking is a boiling cauldron of enmity. They're not even playing king of the hill, they're rising and falling as spite and hate off-gasses from the roil.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (sG4Hj)

104 51 What ace needs is a sexcation.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (nouDa)

If Ace's boner hasn't completely subsided yet, there's plenty of Brian Stelter, Lena Dunham, Stacey Abrams, Hillary Clinton, and Janet Reno pics around to help him out.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

105 I doth my caps lock to you sir Ace.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:43 PM (iDcra)
++++
Suggested modification given content of the post.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (DU+/6)

106 @KeithOlbermann
Fuck this murderer.


Kyle's already getting love letters. Pretty sure no ones wants Olbermann to throw his panties at them however.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

107 I don't think I've ever read a story about supposed Islamophobia towards women or girls-and granted I haven't read many of them-where there wasn't something about a hijab being pulled off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (YK8CE)

108
two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable.

__________

Kiss off, touch-hole. He was charged, tried and acquitted. That's justice. That's accountability.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (/U27+)

109 The inevitable search for, and execution of, the Girondins has begun. I await the Thermidorian reaction.

Let a thousand tumbrils roll.

Posted by: Montagnards at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (ZsR3z)

110 https://tinyurl.com/cy6ktnnk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (csEWM)

111 In-fighting in the WH, in-fighting between D groups on campus. More please.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (hV9ir)

112 Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Refractory Period not a teenager anymore at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (v6Euu)

113 NGL, this makes me uncomfortable, ace.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (cSs/W)

114 Kyle's already getting love letters. Pretty sure no ones wants Olbermann to throw his panties at them however.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (ESjRY)
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I am sure Rittenhouse won't mind having some of Olbermann's sweet, sweet cash thrown into his bank account, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

115 The mayor of New York city has said this:

We don't give a shit what comes out of your wretched, stinking piehole, you commie wannabe bastid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2021 02:49 PM (Xrfse)

116 It matters when the dead people attacked him first. But whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)


They can't stop, nothing is going to stop them. Of course, if the Jury had decided it was murder 1 on 2 counts, we'd need to believe justice was served and our legal system is the greatest, 2nd only to Cuba.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (wAnMi)

117
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Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
=== -
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You are the one who brought up the state line, you brain-dead commie twat.

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (SchQD)

118 "A 13-year-old at the time, Mesbah wrote, "I blame this debate on the yahood," an Arabic word which is sometimes used as a slur against Jewish people. She also tagged another user with a history of anti-Semitic tweets."

AS A 13-YEAR-OLD. This toxic cunt was already twat-deep in toxic cunting anti-Semitic politics before she was a teenager. Didn't she have anything better to do? When I was 13, all I wanted was girls, fast cars, and to be a rock star. Does anyone want to do the legwork to find a pic of this cunt to confirm my suspicions she's a fat ugly cow?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

119 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation.
Quote Tweet
NBC News
@NBCNews · 1h
BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted on all charges in shooting that killed two people and injured a third. https://nbcnews.to/3nxFnx9
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Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)

120 The mayor of New York city has said this:

Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:46 PM



Say it DeCommio:

"Her name was Kate Steinle."

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (kSO3j)

121 This post is brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (HgGBT)

122 Oh, hey. Deer season opens tomorrow in WI. A million armed men and women are going to be traipsing around innawoods in celebration of our right to be armed. I like to think at least some of them will think of Kyle and smile as they exercise their rights.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (sG4Hj)

123 119 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation.

=============

Well, shoot and kill people who are burning an American city who then try to kill you first. Yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

124 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.

Posted by: m

=====

Justice will only be served once he's awarded a presidential medal of freedom during an upcoming trump or de santis state of the union speech.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (je1Jm)

125 It matters when the dead people attacked him first. But whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

Wilhelm will discover whether or not NYC needs to foot the bill in a defamation suit for soon to be former mayor's Twitter statements soon.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (Ojki1)

126 Hat tip to the left: Don't send a flufferboy to do a man's job.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (ESjRY)

127 >119 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

Cry harder. Asshat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (gryET)

128 Gross.

Can someone find Ace a girl ewok.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (Sz733)

129 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (iDcra)

In DeBlasio's NYC there are people with records everyday who have been released without bail who go on to kill others, but Blah Blah is strangely silent about that,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (YK8CE)

130 Kyle said if any of the jurors feel threatened and want some protection to ring him up.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (wUB6g)

131 What is it with these leftwing fucknuggets and their fetish for "crossing state lines"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

132 https://tinyurl.com/pce8j74e

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (csEWM)

133 Sorry, missed the whole previous post.( she says while turning slightly red)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (Y+l9t)

134 THIS POST NEEDS TO GO FIRST-BALLOT UNANIMOUS STRAIGHT INTO THE AoS HALL OF FUCKING FAME.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (e8llz)

135 ....And this all happens just in time for the Wisconsin Gun Deer Opener tomorrow morning. A day when 600,000 heavily armed, blaze orange clad Cheeseheads take to the woods and fields to try and thin the deer herd. This would be a truly stupid week for BLM and Antifa to have riots in this state. Did I mention 600,000 and heavily armed?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (sjdRT)

136 I'M RED-COMING! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD FOR MY DELICATE URETHRAL TUBULES!
=====

Oh my goodness - laughing out loud in public at this one.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (aJqbm)

137 128 Gross.

Can someone find Ace a girl ewok.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 19, 2021 02:51 PM (Sz733)

==========

I like to think that Ace is happily married to a beautiful girl with a horrendous Boston accent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

138 America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Lt. Mike Byrd at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (ESjRY)

139 OK first off, I reject the idea that dumb stuff said as a teenager should ruin someone as an adult. That's when you're allowed dumb stuff, because you are dumb and ignorant.

But... this is too sweet to skive off on a technicality. Every one of these radical nutjobs needs to be roasted on the flames of their own words and alleged positions. The truth is their ideology is utterly untenable, it cannot be sustained or lived. So it is inevitable that they fail and should be held painfully and openly accountable for every time they do so.

Christianity is also impossible to live, but we have an answer for that: Jesus lived that perfect life in our place, and we respond in humble, loving action because of that sacrifice.

These guys have no out. There is no redemption, no salvation, no suffering savior. Hell, there's not even any penance. They're just all perfect or all guilty, forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

140 I read the entire post...

So what you are saying is it is Trump's fault?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (5p7BC)

141 Hope your dick gets better ace

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (mbFEM)

142 Holy crap. From the last thread:

@CoriBush
The judge. The jury. The defendant.

It's white supremacy in action.

This system isn't built to hold white supremacists accountable. It's why Black and brown folks are brutalized and put in cages while white supremacist murderers walk free.

I'm hurt. I'm angry. I'm heartbroken.


Prove it, Cori. All of the victims were white, too. What dope are you smoking, and do you have any plans to share it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

143 @NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
=== -


You've heard of suicide by cop, this was suicide by Kyle.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (0hbQ6)

144 131 What is it with these leftwing fucknuggets and their fetish for "crossing state lines"?
Posted by: Elric Blade at Novem

I don't get that either. They will change their talking points.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (4tfcV)

145 What is it with these leftwing fucknuggets and their fetish for "crossing state lines"?

Kenosha has better dick then all of Illinois!

Posted by: flufferboy2004 at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (ESjRY)

146 >>@GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.


Maybe he needs to talk to his local DAs about that.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (wUB6g)

147 The group's leaders are publicly firing off accusations of anti-Blackness, Islamaphobia and anti-Semitism at each other.
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End stage leftism: leftists beating each other over the head with the leftist tropes they've used for years against normals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (nDa05)

148 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
22m
The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point: two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable. That's not justice and they know it.
=

did you sit on the jury for two weeks and hear the evidence? No you didn't but you can decide they were wrong. That's not justice and you know it.
did you se

Posted by: Refractory Period for Ace is a ten day vacay at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (RiZzu)

149 Couple of helicopters overhead. Sound pretty low.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (45fpk)

150 147 The group's leaders are publicly firing off accusations of anti-Blackness, Islamaphobia and anti-Semitism at each other.
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End stage leftism: leftists beating each other over the head with the leftist tropes they've used for years against normals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (nDa05)

==========

Predictable to anyone who's read anything about the French Revolution, the first leftist revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

151 ACLU: "I stand with Antifa!"
Olbermann: "I stand with Antifa!"
De Blasio: "I stand with Antifa!"

No shit, assholes. Stand up and be counted.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (uhPTO)

152 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.
--------------------------

Better hide, Brylcream. Hide now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (nDa05)

153 The jurors will have defamation lawsuits too.

Posted by: Yikes at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (PcGQU)

154 I like to think that Ace is happily married to a beautiful girl with a horrendous Boston accent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
++++
:: shudders ::

The Boston accent on a man is bad. The Boston accent on a woman is nearly a crime against humanity.

North Jersey/Long Island/Brooklyn-type accent on a dame, though? I can get behind that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

155 @KeithOlbermann
Fuck this murderer.



Not guilty means exactly that, fucktard. I know you went to a clown college, but try to keep up.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

156 149 Couple of helicopters overhead. Sound pretty low.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (45fpk)

Are they pulling a "Let's Go Brandon" sign behind them?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (wUB6g)

157 to the left: Don't send a flufferboy to do a man's job.

Man, that's all they HAVE.

The far-right trolls who think it makes a difference whether a violent gunman got his weapon before or after he crossed state lines are missing the point

OK SO I WAS WRONG! BUT YOU'RE TERRIBLE PEOPLE ANYWAY!!! *stamps tiny foot*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

158 https://tinyurl.com/3pzn9zz5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (csEWM)

159 I like to think that Ace is happily married to a beautiful girl with a horrendous Boston accent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I imagine his live in girlfriend is Faye Reagan, but he doesn't want to annoy us.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (5p7BC)

160 Predictable to anyone who's read anything about the French Revolution, the first leftist revolution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
----------------

Exactly right. I've been eagerly anticipating this stage.

Max Robespierre, your tumbril is here!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (nDa05)

161 Kyle is going to have to hire an entire staff of libel attorneys.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (wUB6g)

162 > two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable

If we were a country that believed in blood money payments this might be an interesting point. In our society, however, we still differentiate between people who kill to protect themselves and other innocents and those who kill under other circumstances. The fact that the issuer of this effluent doesn't seem to recognize that difference is telling.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (sG4Hj)

163 Maybe Pelosi will have an aneurysm from all her rage...could we be so lucky???

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (hV9ir)

164 Ace should be Poet Laureate

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (CYnTg)

165 For those of you saying Dems don't want riots cuz it is a bad look.....yeah about that. Every Dem is basically tweeting BURN THE MOTHER FUCKER DOWN.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (OalnH)

166 @dccc Senior Advisor of Strategic Outreach
Committed to electing Democrats to the U.S. House of Representatives

Dyjuan Tatro
@DyjuanTatro ·1h
no justice, no peace.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (MFZ8i)

167 You know ace, it's a good thing you'll be on vacay all next week because I think it's going to take that long for you to recover.

You'll need to be on a high-dosage course of "Nonutatol" for at least two weeks, though, in order to regain your natural function. See your doctor for a prescription.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (UCp+5)

168 I may have to break out the KR-15 for the opener tomorrow instead of the 30-06.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (0hbQ6)

169 A day when 600,000 heavily armed, blaze orange clad Cheeseheads take to the woods and fields to try and thin the deer herd. This would be a truly stupid week for BLM and Antifa to have riots in this state. Did I mention 600,000 and heavily armed?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (sjdRT)


You had me at Cheesehead.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (45fpk)

170 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
Newsom is rich. I hope Rittenhouse sues him, too. Rittenhouse didn't break a law, Newsom. He was acquitted. He acted in self-defense and the weapons charge never applied in the first place.

He. Didn't. Break. A. Law. Get it through your thick fucking skull.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

171 Ace is funnier than Dave Chappelle.

Posted by: SamE at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (NbYwk)

172 160 Exactly right. I've been eagerly anticipating this stage.

Max Robespierre, your tumbril is here!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (nDa

==========

America is too big for them ever to get full control. And if they ever tried to recreate La Vendee they'd encounter a much more heavily armed populace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

173 >161 Kyle is going to have to hire an entire staff of libel attorneys.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (wUB6g)


L. Lin Wood is the only one with a bigger hardon than Ace today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (sjdRT)

174 Yes, DeBlasio. Let's disarm everybody including your security patrol and things will be much, much safer/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (YK8CE)

175 I sense a bit of concern coming from the left that there might be consequences for their acts of violence.

Heh... eat it mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (BFigT)

176 These far left loons that run deep blus states and cities are missing the point. Hundreds of people are dead because they let criminals out of prison and let them murder honest law abiding citizens. That's not justice and you left loons know it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (iDcra)

177 End stage leftism: leftists beating each other over the head with the leftist tropes they've used for years against normals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

====

End the rhetorical violence, already. Start offing each other for real.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (je1Jm)

178 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.



And assholes are free to asshole, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

179 i want to fuck these comments

Posted by: THX 1139 at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (eueyR)

180 162 > two people are dead and their killer is left unaccountable

If we were a country that believed in blood money payments this might be an interesting point. In our society, however, we still differentiate between people who kill to protect themselves and other innocents and those who kill under other circumstances. The fact that the issuer of this effluent doesn't seem to recognize that difference is telling.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (sG4Hj)

And we understand that distinction! But the mayor of NYC does not.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (nzEdf)

181 I was here for Kaboom!!

I am here now.

Wow.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (XugMT)

182 LOL at Newsom people steal at will in your shithole state( not to mention literally shit all over it at will)

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (CYnTg)

183 175 I sense a bit of concern coming from the left that there might be consequences for their acts of violence.

Heh... eat it mutherfuckers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (BFigT)

==========

Unfortunately for them, their underclass are the mentally ill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

184 Are they pulling a "Let's Go Brandon" sign behind them?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:54 PM (wUB6g)


Lemme go look....

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (45fpk)

185 179 i want to fuck these comments
Posted by: THX 1139 at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (eueyR)

Better than fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (wUB6g)

186 The Boston accent on a man is bad. The Boston accent on a woman is nearly a crime against humanity.
------------------

Because it not only features the braying of a donkey, but for some reason women in Boston think everyone else is deaf, so they bray in a voice that could be heard over the takeoff of a 747.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (nDa05)

187 I love the hilarious ignorance of weapons the left puts on display every time the topic comes up. Its like watching toddlers argue about how a car works.

"Its full of tiny dinosaurs!"

"No you idiot, dad puts hits feet through the floor and runs, I saw it on an old cartoon!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

188 Just when I thought this day couldn't get any better. Looks like DecommieO wants a lawsuit too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (iDcra)


I really hope Rittenhouse has someone collecting all this shit before it gets scrubbed. He needs a lawyer who eats napalm and shits scorpions.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (2JVJo)

189 This pretty redhead will help Ace with his convalescence as soon as she finishes her tea:
https://is.gd/pM5s3J

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

190 Mark Richards is being interviewed...

https://tinyurl.com/ygo48x6g

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

191 Eh, too be fair, a Muslim 13 year old mentates like a non-Muslim five year old having a tantrum. So does a Muslim 50 year old. Waaah, waaah, ree, ree, ree, da jooz. Blah blah blah.

It never changes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (Zm/Ey)

192 Blake Masters at_bgmasters

Ecstatic to see Kyle Rittenhouse found NOT GUILTY, vindicated at long last in court.

But we can't pretend this is a permanent victory. THREAD:


2:10 PM · Nov 19, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3kSXtbd

This case reminded us that our justice system, like every other institution our ancestors built, is under siege, and that the besiegers are very close to victory

Every part of the prosecution's case was built on lies and deception. The claimed Joseph Rosenbaum, a serial child rapist, wasn't reaching for Kyle's gun when eyewitnesses and video evidence both showed otherwise

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (Do5/p)

193 The reaction of the left to this verdict is not really surprising but it is thoroughly disgusting. These people are not only dishonest they are flat out anti-American.

I'm glad they are being so vocal, let all Americans see what the left is really all about. Then pick a side.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)

194 >Better than fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (wUB6g)


That is not what Soothi says.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (sjdRT)

195
Dyjuan Tatro
@DyjuanTatro 1h
no justice, no peace.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (MFZ8i)



Bring it. We've just proven that self-defense is still a thing in this country. If I feel like my life is in danger during your 'no peace' movement, I WILL DEFEND.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

196 177 End stage leftism: leftists beating each other over the head with the leftist tropes they've used for years against normals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They are ripe for a good disinformation campaign.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (KYUvW)

197 And one more before I have to start getting ready for work:

https://tinyurl.com/396pehd8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (csEWM)

198 I may have to break out the KR-15 for the opener tomorrow instead of the 30-06.
Posted by: davidt


Y'all just opening? We've been opened for two weeks now.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (OCTRt)

199 170 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
Newsom is rich. I hope Rittenhouse sues him, too. Rittenhouse didn't break a law, Newsom. He was acquitted. He acted in self-defense and the weapons charge never applied in the first place.

He. Didn't. Break. A. Law. Get it through your thick fucking skull.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
_______________________

Gruesome and di Blasio's comments seem carefully drafted (probably by lawyers) to just tow the line of defamation. Of course that fat ugly cow Cori Bush just had to go full retard. Please Kyle, sue these cocksuckers into the next dimension.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

200 so they bray in a voice that could be heard over the takeoff of a 747.

There isn't a woman physically hot enough to make up for a thick Boston accent.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

201 Ava DuVernay
@ava
John Huber and Karen Bloom, parents of murderer #KyleRittenhouse's victim Anthony Huber: the verdict "sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."
11:07 AM · Nov 19, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (MFZ8i)

202 End the rhetorical violence, already. Start offing each other for real.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2021 02:56 PM (je1Jm)
--------------------

That comes next. See, e.g., Trotsky, Malcolm X, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (nDa05)

203 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

What good news today! The leftist seething and meltdowns just add to the deliciousness! PUDDING FOR EVERYBODY!!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (L2ZTs)

204 Couple of helicopters overhead. Sound pretty low.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (45fpk)
----

It is all funny until the communists start being dropped out. Then it is hilarious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (iDcra)

205 And there you go, my dick just fell off.
At least the red ejaculation stopped.
The pulmonary erections have subsided. My alveoli are in their refractory period


Pure. Fucking. Poetry.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (IJES/)

206 Seriously, to be a democrat today means you are completely out of your f***ing mind and dangerous to boot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender




That's actually been true since about 1830.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (GuvvI)

207 This pretty redhead will help Ace with his convalescence as soon as she finishes her tea

Is she a hobbit? I'm pretty sure she's a hobbit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

208 190 Mark Richards is being interviewed...

https://tinyurl.com/ygo48x6g
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

Great!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (nzEdf)

209 There isn't a woman physically hot enough to make up for a thick Boston accent.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)
-----------------

Yep. It's an incredibly ugly accent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (nDa05)

210 201 Ava DuVernay
@ava
John Huber and Karen Bloom, parents of murderer #KyleRittenhouse's victim Anthony Huber: the verdict "sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."
11:07 AM Nov 19, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (MFZ8i)

==========

1) Ava DuVernay is such a toxic black activist that she can't keep a directing job for more than a few months now before studios fire her.
2) Was it Rittenhouse setting the fires? Is that what the Hubers are implying?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

211 OK, so Austria, population 9 million, 7 million vaccinated... or 77%... has just locked down for 20 days, AND passed a law that everyone must get the Gene Therapy shot.

Now, normal population spread says that about 15% are under 15 years of age... so they just passed a law that says even KIDS must get that shot.

Wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (oHd/0)

212 *looks around in the thread for surprise otters*

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (Fs5vw)

213 > The Boston accent on a man is bad. The Boston accent on a woman is nearly a crime against humanity.

In very small doses, I think it's cute. I dated a woman from Boston who mostly hid her accent. If she got angry or excited it came out a little bit. She'd talk about a bublah or down cellah or put on a parkah and I'd smile.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (sG4Hj)

214 Ace, be careful, you don't know what STDs could be lurking in news stories these days....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (e8llz)

215 I guess we know what ace is doing on his vacation.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (Tnijr)

216 209 There isn't a woman physically hot enough to make up for a thick Boston accent.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)
-----------------

Yep. It's an incredibly ugly accent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (nDa05)

==========

Which is what made my joke so fucking hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

217 Every Dem is basically tweeting BURN THE MOTHER FUCKER DOWN.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta

=====

But are they writing checks to pay for a spontaneous riot?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (je1Jm)

218 The predictable head-on collision of leftist grievance groups is fun to watch.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (sVtYq)

219 So surreal to realize that the battle lines have clearly been drawn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (Xrfse)

220 no justice, no peace.

I think that calling for riots in response to a case in which a young man shot three rioters is not exactly brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

221 I really hope Rittenhouse has someone collecting all this shit before it gets scrubbed. He needs a lawyer who eats napalm and shits scorpions.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (2JVJo)

I'm betting there are an army of lawyers collecting these, and sending Rittenhouse solicits to go after these people. Like Ambulance chasing on rocket fuel.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (Ojki1)

222 He. Didn't. Break. A. Law. Get it through your thick fucking skull.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)


Years of cheap chinese pomade seeped through his scalp and affected his brain.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (wAnMi)

223 I was dating a girl from Boston who did NOT have the Boston accent. She introduced me to her friend that did, and I swear to God I asked why she was talking like that. Her response, "Talking like WHAT?"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (ESjRY)

224 My workplace just had a little employee appreciation gathering which turned out to be an ambush and "get your mind right" reeducation session on the vaccine. Had a speaker there saying "safe and effective....safe and effective..."

People were sent out before it started to gather all they could to attend this "employee appreciation."

Thankfully I was behind closed doors on the phone and missed it. Got a recap from stunned attendees.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (WLjtV)

225 It's like day one and already his dick fell off.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Tnijr)

226 sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."
==
Wait, um. Hold up a sec, we needa talk or something.

Posted by: Gauge Grosscrotch at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Zi6A6)

227 Good thing Ace has that vacation coming after this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (r5BVk)

228 I hope the lawsuits are filed first thing monday morning.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (hV9ir)

229 Priapic Ewok is the best Ewok.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (AlkyK)

230 Ava DuVernay
@ava
John Huber and Karen Bloom, parents of murderer #KyleRittenhouse's victim Anthony Huber: the verdict "sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."
11:07 AM Nov 19, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (MFZ8i)

I make reality-based films while having no real grasp of reality. And if you don't pay to see them, you're a racist.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (uhPTO)

231 >225 It's like day one and already his dick fell off.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Tnijr)


It's called applying yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

232 Hopefully Ewok dicks grow back like lizard tails.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (Tnijr)

233 well, one dick. do we know how many he has?

Posted by: THX 1139 at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (eueyR)

234 Gavin needs to lay off the hair gel. Obviously there has been some leakage into his brain.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (hV9ir)

235 Take note, people.

All those commenting against the Rittenhouse verdict want your communities attacked and burned down with NO regard for YOUR safety. They want you to die.

If this doesn't prove it to you, you're fucking stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Yah, Kyle knows what is best in life!

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (0hbQ6)

237 170 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

Very well, we find your terms, acceptable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (oHd/0)

238 Which is what made my joke so fucking hilarious.

Ace you are soooo wicket queeh. Now come the fuck ovah heah so I can sock yawh cack.

Posted by: Ace's Boston Girlfriend at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (ESjRY)

239 When the DNC won't have anything to do with an organization for being too Woke - is that even possible, it is against the law right?

Coming wet, dry, or red, notwithstanding, this once again points out that Twitter is populated with lunatics, that in more gentle times would be locked up in a mental institution with anti-psychotic drugs being pumped into their arms 24 hours a day. But this is now and they are allowed rage away on Twitter, fueled by their insanity and electricity, mostly if not wholly, generated by gas fired plants, another contradiction of the Woke Green ideology. My understanding of Twitter is it is populated by about 2% of the population of which 1%, appears, are lunatic POC Muslims who, when not screaming on street corners and fantasizing what it would be like to kill the other 99%, are trying to eat each other alive. Woke bastards eating each other alive, now I am coming.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 19, 2021 03:02 PM (ESLBo)

240 230 I make reality-based films while having no real grasp of reality. And if you don't pay to see them, you're a racist.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (uhPTO)

==========

She was the one who adapted A Wrinkle in Time, purposefully excising all of the Christian symbolism in favor of blackening it up (it's also awful). She hasn't made a feature film since, and she's been fired from more than one project.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

241 @dccc Senior Advisor of Strategic Outreach
Committed to electing Democrats to the U.S. House of Representatives

Dyjuan Tatro
no justice, no peace.
-----------
You are very bad at your job.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (5p7BC)

242 I can't tell if those are NG helicopters or regular law enforcement. They sure are loud. And relentless.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (45fpk)

243 Mark Richards is being interviewed...

https://tinyurl.com/ygo48x6g
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 02:57 PM (cF8AT)


Honestly, he's killing it. Politicians would do well to watch this press conference and try to emulate it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (wmDcS)

244 Yep. It's an incredibly ugly accent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM (nDa05)

==========

Which is what made my joke so fucking hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
==
Its even funnier now that you added a diagram with circles and arrows!

Posted by: Alice's Restaurant - are you gettin hungry for your turkey? at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (v6Euu)

245 "carry around weapons built for a military"

I've got a trenching shovel in my truck but I rarely carry it around.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (Tnijr)

246 John Huber and Karen Bloom, parents of murderer #KyleRittenhouse's victim Anthony Huber: the verdict "sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (MFZ8i)

But enough about their son, what did they think about the trial?

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (5iUNf)

247 >>I like to think that Ace is happily married to a beautiful girl with a horrendous Boston accent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

Julianne Moore?

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2021 03:04 PM (HgGBT)

248 It's like day one and already his dick fell off.
Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Tnijr)
---
Maybe it's detachable, like that song...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2021 03:04 PM (YIVH2)

249 @KeithOlbermann
Fuck this murderer.

Kyle's already getting love letters. Pretty sure no ones wants Olbermann to throw his panties at them however.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

I hope Kyle has a team keeping track of all this post-trial defamation. Gotta be a profit center, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:04 PM (P3gRi)

250 has anyone told Joe yet? is he conscious?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:04 PM (hV9ir)

251 Seeing this onslaught of verbal vomit coming from leftists on Twatter is a sight to behold. They seriously lose their s*** when they don't get their way. Every one of them are mentally unstable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (sVtYq)

252 It's like day one and already his dick fell off.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM -
----------

Maybe he can stick it back on with pudding?

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (SchQD)

253 Which is what made my joke so fucking hilarious.

Ace you are soooo wicket queeh. Now come the fuck ovah heah so I can sock yawh cack.
==
God help me, I just imagined that in Bill Burr's fake chick voice.

I'm dead.

Posted by: De'ad at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (5D0AB)

254
It's positively indecent that Teh Ewok wrote this with such gleeful enthusiasm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (n+4am)

255 Steve Guest at_SteveGuest

"In a December 2010 plea agreement, Tatro admitted to attempted murder, assault, running guns for fellow gang members from out-of-state sources, and distributing crack."

https://bit.ly/3r8PkDF

Dyjuan Tatro at_DyjuanTatro

no justice, no peace.

1:47 PM - Nov 19, 2021 - https://bit.ly/2Z3XBwO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (Do5/p)

256 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.

That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
"Weapons built for a military" is perhaps the stupidest argument in the world. A weapon is a weapon. Believe me, the Tutsi aren't relieved that machetes aren't traditional "military weapons" any more than someone blown up by a smart bomb is relieved that at least it was a traditional weapon of war.

Fuck off with this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

257 NASCAR fake noose victim Bubba Smollett is not happy.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (xPl2J)

258 I hope some people on the right can find the Rittenhouse jury members and reward them.

I think after what they've been through, they deserve to be made quite comfortable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (L2ZTs)

259 It's almost as if these people prepared their Twitter responses in advance.

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (HgGBT)

260 I've got a trenching shovel in my truck but I rarely carry it around.

AR-15 isn't military at any level. Its a rifle based on a military shape and design, but its not like the Army has racks of AR-15s at the base.

Its just a gun that looks scary to people almost wholly ignorant of guns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

261 I hope Ace goes to a swap meet or flea market and can find a suitable "attachable" dick.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (iDcra)

262 256 "Weapons built for a military" is perhaps the stupidest argument in the world. A weapon is a weapon. Believe me, the Tutsi aren't relieved that machetes aren't traditional "military weapons" any more than someone blown up by a smart bomb is relieved that at least it was a traditional weapon of war.

Fuck off with this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

========

Are we not allowed swords anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

263 She was the one who adapted A Wrinkle in Time, purposefully excising all of the Christian symbolism in favor of blackening it up (it's also awful). She hasn't made a feature film since, and she's been fired from more than one project.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

*sneer* It wasn't made for you.

...and what happened to my Star Wars show...and yes I'm glad for more inclusion and don't mind at all that my titular film is sidelining me.

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (Ojki1)

264 "carry around weapons built for a military"


While your para-military soldiers carry skateboards.

Posted by: Officer Malone at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (0hbQ6)

265 I like to think that Ace is happily married to a beautiful girl with a horrendous Boston accent.

==

Too bad Pamela Smart is currently...out of circulation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

266 224 My workplace just had a little employee appreciation gathering which turned out to be an ambush and "get your mind right" reeducation session on the vaccine. Had a speaker there saying "safe and effective....safe and effective..."

People were sent out before it started to gather all they could to attend this "employee appreciation."

Thankfully I was behind closed doors on the phone and missed it. Got a recap from stunned attendees.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (WLjtV)

blecchh

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (nzEdf)

267 Ace just lost his baby dick, his adult dick is taking its place.

Ace, don't forget to leave your dick under your pillow tonight so the dick fairy can leave you a coin!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (FdmAd)

268
Notice how all the Twitter Parrots are repeating the exact same Talking Points over and over.

It's the same tweet, a thousand times over.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (LjfZ9)

269 223 I was dating a girl from Boston who did NOT have the Boston accent. She introduced me to her friend that did, and I swear to God I asked why she was talking like that. Her response, "Talking like WHAT?"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (ESjRY)
-----------------

Talking like she's holding her tongue.

Try it. If you hold your tongue while you speak and get very nasal you can do a pretty good Boston accent without much trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (nDa05)

270 Every thread's a dick thread!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (Xrfse)

271 "Its just a gun that looks scary to people almost wholly ignorant of guns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

Yeah what's up with that?

Posted by: Ka-bar at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (Tnijr)

272 Do today's College Democrats wear burkas and turbans on campus?

It feels like I attended college 200 years ago, in a completely different era. Actually, its only been a little over 25 years.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (TNyrE)

273 Thankfully I was behind closed doors on the phone and missed it. Got a recap from stunned attendees.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (WLjtV)

wow. that is terrible.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (hV9ir)

274 I am sure Kyle's picture is up on more than one teenage farm girl's wall. I bet he gets cards and scented letters with lots of hearts on them daily. Poor kid, what a burden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

275 I saw Replacement Cock open for GWAR at The Curtain Club back in '88.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Notice how all the Twitter Parrots are repeating the exact same Talking Points over and over.

It's the same tweet, a thousand times over.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (LjfZ9)
----------------

"HE CROSSED STATE LINES! HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO DECENCY?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (nDa05)

277 Also:

would I be in trouble if I said I thought Buttgig would be an improvement over VP Kamala?

(Then again, so would a rotting burrito.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (L2ZTs)

278 @JackPosobiec

I'm sending an entire package of MyPillow products to Kyle Rittenhouse's mother

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

279 Late to the party, but, ace....pure, effin' poetry, my Ewok! I'm having a coughing fit from laughing so hard!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (m+jkK)

280 Anderson Cooper, dick fairy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (KYUvW)

281 My workplace just had a little employee appreciation gathering which turned out to be an ambush and "get your mind right" reeducation session on the vaccine. Had a speaker there saying "safe and effective....safe and effective..."

People were sent out before it started to gather all they could to attend this "employee appreciation."

Thankfully I was behind closed doors on the phone and missed it. Got a recap from stunned attendees.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2021 03:00 PM (WLjtV)
++++
The appropriate response to that is to walk out and go back to work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

282 That's the message we've just sent to armed vigilantes across the nation. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (MFZ8i)


Fingers crossed that Newsom's next booster turns him into a drooling vegetable. Too bad he'll probably be faking it moving forward.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (wAnMi)

283 It's positively indecent that Teh Ewok wrote this with such gleeful enthusiasm.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2021 03:05 PM (n+4am)
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That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (AlkyK)

284 NASCAR fake noose victim Bubba Smollett is not happy.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (xPl2J)

Kyle Larsen laughs at 23's dumbass.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (XugMT)

285 Weapons built for a military" is perhaps the stupidest argument in the world. A weapon is a weapon. Believe me, the Tutsi aren't relieved that machetes aren't traditional "military weapons" any more than someone blown up by a smart bomb is relieved that at least it was a traditional weapon of war.

Fuck off with this.
==
Their real objection is that you should be able to use something other than a straw and a spit wad.

Posted by: 'weapons' = a sharp retort at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (RiZzu)

286 250 has anyone told Joe yet? is he conscious?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:04 PM (hV9ir)

By his standard, or the standards of functional people? Because if the second, the answer is "No" just as it has been for years now.

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Ojki1)

287 don't mind at all that my titular film is sidelining me.
Posted by: Brie Larson at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (Ojki1)

Your buttular film left you out altogether.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (Zm/Ey)

288 "HE CROSSED STATE LINES! HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO DECENCY?"

Also Ashli Babbitt deserved it. She frightened us!

Posted by: The Left at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

289 Alec Baldwin will very likely never play any price for pulling the trigger of a live, not prop, gun right at his camera woman and pulling the trigger, contrary to ALL basic gun and HW set safety rules. I suspect I'd be at some risk for libel if I called him a cold blooded murderer, at least if I had any 'followers' and assets. I hope some very hard-nosed lawyer works with Kyle R. to make the media wing of the DNC pay for their vile smears.

Posted by: PaleRider, thankful today at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (3cGpq)

290 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

That is a great series of books which I read as an adult. I purposely didn't see the film because I had read that they excised the Christian themes behind it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (YK8CE)

291 Brie Larson looked good in Scott Pilgrim. But even then you could see the RBF

Posted by: The Left at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

292 Between Kyle and the College Demshit meltdown, the Kamala Admin is working out pretty well so far!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (L2ZTs)

293 DETACHABLE PENIS

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

294 "carry around weapons built for a military"


No military in the world uses semi automatic only rifles.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)

295 Do they use dick thread to sew dicks on?

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (Tnijr)

296 291 Brie Larson looked good in Scott Pilgrim. But even then you could see the RBF
Posted by: The Left at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

==========

Brie Larson is a 1.

She also seems incredibly fake and unbearable as a person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

297 Gas station sushi would be an improvement over Kamaltoe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (iDcra)

298 "Inclusion, Diversity, Equity, and Access"

and Social Learning, Peace and Justice. 'IDEA+' now, so as to be inclusive.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (qpX6U)

299 The appropriate response to that is to walk out and go back to work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

Or walk out and hit up inDeed.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Ojki1)

300 When i commented in the last thread that i worried for the safety of Ace's dick, i expected things not to get too bad until atleast midnight tonight.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (yhRk0)

301 Between Kyle and the College Demshit meltdown, the Kamala Admin is working out pretty well so far!

Agreed. Not every day you get such quality time with the president!

Posted by: Willie Brown pulling up his pants at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (ESjRY)

302 Weapons built for a military" is perhaps the stupidest argument in the world. A weapon is a weapon. Believe me, the Tutsi aren't relieved that machetes aren't traditional "military weapons" any more than someone blown up by a smart bomb is relieved that at least it was a traditional weapon of war.

Yeah, that too. Even if it was a military weapon (hint: it is not), you die just the same from civilian weapons as military. They're just terrified and wracked with guilt, worried that their lives and ideals will come back to haunt them. They needed this guy punished so that they won't have nightmares of the public rising up in fury against their sick degeneracy and corruption.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

303 This story has that "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -- Napoleon Bonaparte" smell to it.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

304 Willowed, about Bing's Related images search":

I don't see one in Brave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021

Is bing your default websearch?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 19, 2021


***
No, it's DDG. "..." suggested that with Bing "related images", I had to go to that URL, and I did. It works . . . interestingly. I put up a pic from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. that includes Vaughn, McCallum, and Leo G. Carroll, and more than half of the fist images focused on Carroll!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (txdEq)

305 Uh oh. Ace is horny.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

306 My workplace just had a little employee appreciation gathering which turned out to be an ambush and "get your mind right" reeducation session on the vaccine. Had a speaker there saying "safe and effective....safe and effective..."

--

Join us for an employee appreciation gathering! We're providing finger foods, mini desserts, iced tea and chemicals in hypodermic needles!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (sVtYq)

307 Ace you are soooo wicket queeh. Now come the fuck ovah heah so I can sock yawh cack.

I just heard that in my sister's Meffa accent.

All it needed was the obligatory pack of Marlboro Green.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (2JVJo)

308 It's like day one and already his dick fell off.
Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:01 PM

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (e8llz)

309 She was the one who adapted A Wrinkle in Time, purposefully excising all of the Christian symbolism in favor of blackening it up (it's also awful). She hasn't made a feature film since, and she's been fired from more than one project.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)


And didn't it horribly underperform at the box office?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (UCp+5)

310 Social Emotional Learning. Got my jargon wrong.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

311
AR-15 isn't military at any level. Its a rifle based on a military shape and design, but its not like the Army has racks of AR-15s at the base.

Its just a gun that looks scary to people almost wholly ignorant of guns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (KZzsI)


Not to mention the fact that the AR was originally an off-the-shelf civilian rifle which was then acquired by Curtis LeMay for the Air Force. Only later was it modified to meet the requirements of the US military at large.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (n+4am)

312 Or walk out and hit up inDeed.
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Ojki1)
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Best to do that off the company network.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

313 PaleRider, I'm sure that his seeing Kyle walk will greatly increase Alec Baldwin's blood pressure numbers, among causing other bodily distress.

This verdict will take YEARS off thousands and thousands of Demshit lives!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)

314 285 Plastic straws are killing seals!
The Left

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 03:11 PM (CYnTg)

315 309 And didn't it horribly underperform at the box office?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 19, 2021 03:10 PM (UCp+5)

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Yeah. All she's managed since is some producer credits on some Netflix stuff.

She's so unbearable that not even Netflix wants her directing stuff, and she has a contract with Netflix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

316 Before you read this, remove any sharp objects near you...she is taking a lot of blowback in the replies.

@CoriBush

The judge. The jury. The defendant.

It's white supremacy in action.

This system isn't built to hold white supremacists accountable. It's why Black and brown folks are brutalized and put in cages while white supremacist murderers walk free.

I'm hurt. I'm angry. I'm heartbroken.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)

317 TJM, you're talkin' 'bout Princessling Meghan?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Noisome was probably talking about folks toting 1911s.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (Tnijr)

319 316 This system isn't built to hold white supremacists accountable. It's why Black and brown folks are brutalized and put in cages while white supremacist murderers walk free.

I'm hurt. I'm angry. I'm heartbroken.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)

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What about that black school shooter in Texas who made bail? Is he rotting away in prison?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

320 -
would I be in trouble if I said I thought Buttgig would be an improvement over VP Kamala?

(Then again, so would a rotting burrito.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM -
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Our lawyers will be in contact. Rotting BurritosTM are part of our company's intellectual property and a trademark

Posted by: Chipotle at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (SchQD)

321 317 TJM, you're talkin' 'bout Princessling Meghan?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)

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Ava DuVarney. Not like there's much of a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

322 Whenever anyone asks what the difference between men and women is.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (SRRAx)

323 You are the one who brought up the state line, you brain-dead commie twat.
Posted by: irright at November 19, 2021 02:50 PM (SchQD)

Can we have one conversation where you don't bring up your hero, Ned Flanders?

You brought him up.

Look, we're past that, Marge.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (Z7w0m)

324 What about that black school shooter in Texas who made bail? Is he rotting away in prison?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

See first reply...

https://tinyurl.com/yzzvd9a7

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

325 AR-15 isn't military at any level. Its a rifle based on a military shape and design, but its not like the Army has racks of AR-15s at the base.

Its just a gun that looks scary to people almost wholly ignorant of guns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:06 PM (KZzsI)


I've always been sad I can't buy most off the shelf AR's because I'm a southpaw. Either build or replace parts - which seems kind of a waste unless I sell

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (wAnMi)

326 I don't like this post.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (GD2xa)

327 No shit, assholes. Stand up and be counted.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 19, 2021 02:53 PM (uhPTO)

Right over there by that freshly-dug trench...

(gestures with rifle)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (P3gRi)

328 If "A Wrinkle in Time" performed badly at the box office ,it's because people didn't want to see the book screwed up making it to the screen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (YK8CE)

329 Wrinkle in time made $132,675,864 worldwide, according to Box Office Mojo. It cost $103,000,000 to produce, plus probably around 100 million to promote and distribute.

So yeah, it was a disaster at the box office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

330 The appropriate response to that is to walk out and go back to work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)
-------------------

Pro tip: if there's a break, leave and don't come back. If there are name tags on places, take yours with you.

If there are no breaks, have your secretary interrupt to say you've got an important call, then leave and don't come back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (nDa05)

331 Somehow, I never saw a path that includes attacking people in the name of "Inclusion, Diversity"

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

332 Oops, Ava DuVernay.
Yup, love seeing toxic pigs get slaughtered.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (L2ZTs)

333 @CoriBush

The judge. The jury. The defendant.

It's white supremacy in action.

This system isn't built to hold white supremacists accountable. It's why Black and brown folks are brutalized and put in cages while white supremacist murderers walk free.

I'm hurt. I'm angry. I'm heartbroken.
===

Please it a pistol to end your misery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (iDcra)

334 >>> I'm hurt. I'm angry.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:11 PM (cF8AT)


She's hangry.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (FdmAd)

335 Brie Larson is a 1.

She also seems incredibly fake and unbearable as a person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

Good thing she's not doing Nissan commercials where I see and hear her constantly during college football.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (uhPTO)

336 Hey, lets get back to Kyle !!!

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (us2H3)

337
MR O'SPADES ! Would you PLEASE refrain from talking about YOUR DICK and nasty imaginary ORGASMS ??!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Incredibly High Eyebrows Pelosi at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (rXie1)

338 Chipotle: My lawyer friends Sam and Ella eagerly await your pitiful complaint. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

339 When those white boys in Georgia get off, too, it'll be like electing Joe Biden didn't make America into a black supremacist paradise at all.

Maybe black people should abandon the Democratic Party, since it obviously can't deliver.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

340 MR O'SPADES ! Would you PLEASE refrain from talking about YOUR DICK and nasty imaginary ORGASMS ??!!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Incredibly High Eyebrows Pelosi at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (rXie1)
++++
If it's any consolation, he clearly didn't enjoy it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

341 To me - this work from Ace is right up there with Kaboom and Flaming Clown Boners.

And the man wants to go on vacation ? Right when he's hitting his stride ? Like fucking Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and maybe the dude that made great pot off Justified running off to see some obscure folk band in Mississippi.

Whatever, Wicket. You do you.

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (80I7G)

342 I saw Toxic Pigs open for Stone Pony at the Hollywood Bowl in '79.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (AlkyK)

343 would I be in trouble if I said I thought Buttgig would be an improvement over VP Kamala?

(Then again, so would a rotting burrito.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:07 PM -

I think you're going to get both. All they're doing is signaling that je's on deck but couching it in intrigue and drama.

As predicted here and other places, that mysterious commie assface will be her VP.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (Z7w0m)

344 Brie Larson has a look on her face constantly of completely unearned and unrealized greatness and success. She acts like she invented the internet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

345 I've always been sad I can't buy most off the shelf AR's because I'm a southpaw. Either build or replace parts - which seems kind of a waste unless I sell

Stag arms.

They're pretty well known for their lefty rifles.

Posted by: Gman at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (GfWuY)

346 TJM, thanks.

Also, wondering what Kubrick film will be next to get the 4k treatment. All his major flicks have already been remastered. Barry Lyndon maybe?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (L2ZTs)

347
There's what is called "signal boosting" on social media (and Fake News) platforms.

An example of Signal Boosting is an "Influencer" making a tweet, and then another internet "Influencer" retweeting it, or tweeting something something very similar.

Very effective for both propaganda and brainwashing.

Eventually, many NPC's, or "parrots," on twitter retweet the original tweet or tweet something similar, it becomes a solid Narrative, which becomes a pseudo Factual Reality that "everyone believes so it must be true."

You are now witnessing the manufactured "signal boost" in real time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (LjfZ9)

348 There isn't a woman physically hot enough to make up for a thick Boston accent.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)
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Yep. It's an incredibly ugly accent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM


*fistbump*

Truth.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (m+jkK)

349 MR O'SPADES ! Would you PLEASE refrain from talking about YOUR DICK and nasty imaginary ORGASMS ??!!!!!
==
Plez beyotch. You used to complain about my mean tweets.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (ilcRp)

350 Rotting Burritos > Rotting Tomatoes

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (TNyrE)

351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

352 346 TJM, thanks.

Also, wondering what Kubrick film will be next to get the 4k treatment. All his major flicks have already been remastered. Barry Lyndon maybe?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (L2ZTs)

=========

There was news of a 4K remaster of Eyes Wide Shut a couple of years ago. Rumor mill says Criterion has it. Who knows?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

353 Jeremy from the Quartering is on Rekieta now. Strange how so many of these guys that originally just reviewed games, comics and movies completely shifted their content to red pill after the election. He's worth paying attention to when he's not being banned on YT.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (wAnMi)

354 Priapic Ewok is the best Ewok.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021


***
Yeah, but I was *eating* when I read that "red ejaculation" part. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (txdEq)

355 "Urethral tubules???" OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (aW5/6)

356 Harris will do as little work as possible and do what she is told.

Bootyjizz as little work as possible, but fabulously, and do what he is told.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (ESjRY)

357 Oh, and Pixar/Disney's latest animated "family" film, "Encanto", has a full on roided-up looking character, " Luisa", who is an obvious transgender character.

With magical powers.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (SRRAx)

358 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

=========

President Biden is an enemy of the black man. He must be destroyed, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

359 Meanwhile, Gal Gadot always looks amazed that people like her and "isn't this all just so fun?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

360 Good think Madeline L'Engle wasn't around the see the botched job the folks made of her book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (YK8CE)

361 Watching MSNBC - Nothing changed with the verdict - One spokeshole panel member on MSNBC is spewing this whole matter was a clear case of a white supremist out hunting the black man. The only thing surprising here is it took MSNBC over an hour to get their sensibilities back. I can only imagine they everyone on duty spent that hour weeping and hyper ventilating into brown paper bags.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (ESLBo)

362 TJM, I'll take it. Everyone knows I'm a Stanley fanatic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (L2ZTs)

363 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Amazing. maybe the anesthesia did him some good.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (hV9ir)

364 Oh MSNBC...how's Irene Byon BTW?

https://tinyurl.com/yfnvowzr

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)

365 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Oh Shit, who told him he could say anything about this!

Posted by: Susan Rice at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (oHd/0)

366 Ar-15 is a pretty broad term. Lots of variability.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (0ryfU)

367 Which black people does CoriBush think Kyle shot?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (45fpk)

368 She's hangry.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 03:14 PM (FdmAd)

She's about to destroy a case of Snickers bars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (xPJvm)

369 Oh, and Pixar/Disney's latest animated "family" film, "Encanto", has a full on roided-up looking character, " Luisa", who is an obvious transgender character.

Disney is defying Florida law and requiring all passengers on their cruise under the age of 5 to have been given the shot.

They have gone from fun and family to evil and destruction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

370 THIS is what makes Ace of Spades HQ the absolute BEST site on the internet.

Absolutely howling!

Thank you, Ace.

May God bless and keep you and yours.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (VDbGO)

371 President Biden is an enemy of the black man. He must be destroyed, obviously.

OMG President* Biden is a white supremacist!

Posted by: Gman at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (GfWuY)

372 TJM, Biden said that??

First smart thing he's ever said as president. Must be a result of his drugs wearing off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (L2ZTs)

373 Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Did somebody tell Biden that he shouldn't have called Rittenhouse a white supremacist so he's backtracking now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (YK8CE)

374 There was news of a 4K remaster of Eyes Wide Shut a couple of years ago. Rumor mill says Criterion has it. Who knows?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021


***
Anything that provides a 4K remaster of the young and naked Nicole Kidman is fine with me.

(I liked the film anyway. I rented it because of NK, and ended up being drawn in by the story.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (txdEq)

375 I saw Toxic Pigs open for Stone Pony at the Hollywood Bowl in '79.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (AlkyK)


Gawd what a concert that was!!!
Booze, Babes, and Bacon!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (axyOa)

376 367 Which black people does CoriBush think Kyle shot?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (45fpk)

Cori Bush does not think.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

377 "MR O'SPADES ! Would you PLEASE refrain from talking about YOUR DICK and nasty imaginary ORGASMS ??!!!!!"

It's almost word-for-word from "Story Stuffer" (1975), one of the first Betamax porno releases. Very rare and collectible today.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

378 https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Posted by: J at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (iF0HG)

379 They successfully removed Biden's head from his ass this morning?

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (CYnTg)

380 Is that FJBs instruction to the DOJ? The jury system works, respect their decision?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (0ryfU)

381 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."

Posted by: Tami


Blaming the white supremacy jury.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (0hbQ6)

382 TJM, Biden said that??

First smart thing he's ever said as president. Must be a result of his drugs wearing off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021


***
It was the colonoscopy. He should have one every week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (txdEq)

383 379 They successfully removed Biden's head from his ass this morning?

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (CYnTg)

he got a system reboot.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (hV9ir)

384 steevy, apparently so!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

385
Think of all the life-affirming acts those two geroes might have done in the nearly 15 months since they were callously and coldly taken from us! Why, Rosenbaum might have notched another two or three young'uns by now in his Neverending Run of Pedo-Rama!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (6GiCM)

386 Accent hierarchy

Light Southern > Romance Language European > Thick Southern > South American Spanish > High class Brit > Standard American English > Philly/New Yack > German/East European > Every other accent known to man > Boston

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (ESjRY)

387 Wolfus, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

388 >>> Meanwhile, Gal Gadot always looks amazed that people like her and "isn't this all just so fun?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)


She is beautiful and has an enchanting smile. I heard the last comic book movie was woke-ass crap. But still, she's beautiful and has an enchanting smile. This is a nearly impossible thing to fuck up. But people try so hard to.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (FdmAd)

389 John Huber and Karen Bloom, parents of murderer #KyleRittenhouse's victim Anthony Huber: the verdict "sends the unacceptable message that armed civilians can show up in any town, incite violence, and then use the danger they have created to justify shooting people in the street."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe



They're just as stupid as their worthless, dead shitbagnof of a son. Shocking.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (GuvvI)

390 I've always been sad I can't buy most off the shelf AR's because I'm a southpaw. Either build or replace parts - which seems kind of a waste unless I sell



58 yrs old. Been a southpaw my whole life. Shoot pistol left handed. Shoot rifle right handed. Why?
Growing up there were VERY few left handed rifles anywhere, so I had to learn to shoot a rifle right handed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (OCTRt)

391 OH DEAR LORD.

My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (DU+/6)

392 Brie Larson would lie there and make a clothes shopping list while you did what Mr. O'Spades did to that poor innocent story. You would use her for a week and never cll her again... even when blind drunk.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (iDcra)

393 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Joe Biden doesn't always speak on behalf of this administration.

Posted by: WH spokesperson repeating the line for the x number time at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (Ojki1)

394 The excuse tomorrow will be Joe was woozy and misspoke about the white supremacist.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (Tnijr)

395 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."

Well, that's exactly what the President of the United States ought to say. He must have consulted Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

396 It was the colonoscopy. He should have one every week hour.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (txdEq)
---
FIFY

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (YIVH2)

397 325 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:13 PM (wAnMi)

You can buy a side charging AR Upper that ejects from the left.

Posted by: sven at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (Lzpvj)

398 OK, I'm gonna say it

although it's a decent flick

SHAWSHANK IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

yeah, it's better than Citizen Kane

but Citizen Kane is one of the most overrated pile of mish mash of all time

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (us2H3)

399
What did I say about using those two words in the same sentence?

The p-word and biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (LjfZ9)

400 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Then they have all his surrogates run amok with all the usual bullshit. Moderate!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (Z7w0m)

401 363 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Amazing. maybe the anesthesia did him some good.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (hV9ir)
------------------

He misread the teleprompter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (nDa05)

402 I'm pretty upset about the verdict too and think I will take the next couple of days off.

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (Tnijr)

403 Squirrel, complete with a live feed of the camera's tour through Joe's lower GI

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (L2ZTs)

404 Disney is defying Florida law and requiring all passengers on their cruise under the age of 5 to have been given the shot.

Hey kids, have fun growing your own tails and oversized ears with our new experimental gene therapies!

Posted by: Disney at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (ESjRY)

405 Ekdahl with some excellent snark:

Legal experts, does this now set a national precedent that it's legal to cross state lines anywhere in the country?

https://bit.ly/3Cx7Mrh

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (sG4Hj)

406 @GavinNewsom
America today: you can break the law, carry around weapons built for a military, shoot and kill people, and get away with it.
.........

A pedophile, a wife beater and a skateboarder walk into a bar.
Bartender goes: "Pew, pew, pew."

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

407 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
==
WTF do you work in the public school system or what?

Posted by: ronny 'ron at November 19, 2021 03:20 PM (hzsKj)

408 So someone on some Twitter reply said a person under 18 cannot carry a rifle in WI unless at a range or actually out hunting. That can't be true, can it? He would have been charged.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (aW5/6)

409 "I've always been sad I can't buy most off the shelf AR's because I'm a southpaw."

Don't be sad. Be Paul McCartney. Innovate.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (qpX6U)

410 391 OH DEAR LORD.

My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (DU+/6)

helping how? cuddly puppies, coloring books or alcohol? Coz I would pretend for good liquor.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (hV9ir)

411 REDACTED must have the coof! He's not making any sense about movies whatsoever! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (L2ZTs)

412 Omfg.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

I love you, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (fM9nB)

413 The very same people who will comb through years old tweets to cancel someone also say that we shouldn't hold anything against what Kyle's "victims" have done in the past.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (Xpj5t)

414 To me - this work from Ace is right up there with Kaboom and Flaming Clown Boners.

And the man wants to go on vacation ? Right when he's hitting his stride ? Like fucking Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and maybe the dude that made great pot off Justified running off to see some obscure folk band in Mississippi.

Whatever, Wicket. You do you.
Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (80I7G)


Ace has been on fire for the better part of November, in a big way. He's done 2 classics in as many weeks. The Tater rant was solid gold as well. Only the Rittenhouse trial sort of stomped on his roll.

Hopefully he's going to come back with batteries fully recharged for more goodness GAIINZZ. Oh, and no ensuing paternity suit next fall.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (wAnMi)

415 She is beautiful and has an enchanting smile. I heard the last comic book movie was woke-ass crap. But still, she's beautiful and has an enchanting smile. This is a nearly impossible thing to fuck up. But people try so hard to.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (FdmAd)
---
It's very, very hard to tarnish a woman who is beautiful on the inside AND outside. For me, Brie Larson is neither, but Gal Gadot seems like she's both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (YIVH2)

416 One spokeshole panel member on MSNBC is spewing this whole matter was a clear case of a white supremist out hunting the black man.

Frankly, she's right.

Because that's how we white supremacists roll. We are so friggin' smart that we start every hunt of the black man - by killing two white men and maiming a third.

It's a warning. Kind of like hunting with Dick Cheney.

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (80I7G)

417 Any word on how many votes were stored on the flash drive they found up Biden's ass?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (axyOa)

418
My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (DU+/6)



I'll take "Things to stick in your ear and blow out your ass" for $300, Alex.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

419 helping how? cuddly puppies, coloring books or alcohol? Coz I would pretend for good liquor.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (hV9ir)
++++
I'm sure it will be cry/bitch sessions with some overpriced consultant with a string of credentials.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (DU+/6)

420 >>>And there you go, my dick just fell off.

>>>At least the red ejaculation stopped.

lol

I wanted to stay on the high of the last thread without coming down too abruptly. Thanks for this nice soft landing.

Posted by: flounder at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (SH2Zi)

421 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

the piece of shit has no apology for lying about Kyle

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (us2H3)

422 Disney is defying Florida law and requiring all passengers on their cruise under the age of 5 to have been given the shot.

Hey kids, have fun growing your own tails and oversized ears with our new experimental gene therapies!
Posted by: Disney
==
So, you've seen pinnochio then?

Posted by: walt's frozen head at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Zi6A6)

423 They successfully removed Biden's head from his ass this morning?
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2021 03:18 PM (CYnTg)
-----------
Rectocranial inversion. Highly impacted. May have to amputate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (AlkyK)

424 Citizen Kane is worth every bit of its reputation, but to truly understand it you have to have a lot of film history and know what films were like before vs after it came out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

425
333 @CoriBush
The judge. The jury. The defendant.

It's white supremacy in action.

This system isn't built to hold white supremacists accountable. It's why Black and brown folks are brutalized and put in cages while white supremacist murderers walk free.

I'm hurt. I'm angry. I'm heartbroken.


Does @CoriBush know that EVERYONE involved was white?!?!?

The only person who was black was Jump-Kick Guy.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (SRRAx)

426 From local news:


The spokesman for the Rittenhouse family told reporters Friday that Kyle can now "live his life as a free young man, an innocent young man, which he is."

He said the case always about self-defense, not about race.

Hancock says college is next for Rittenhouse, and he plans to study nursing.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (45fpk)

427 The DoJ doesn't take direction from Presidents or other hired help.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Zm/Ey)

428 Omfg.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

I love you, ace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM (fM9nB)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

429 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (DU+/6)
----
Probably only a matter of time before I get a similar message from TPTB at my university. It's happened before.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (YIVH2)

430 Disney is defying Florida law and requiring all passengers on their cruise under the age of 5 to have been given the shot.


Fine with me. It's their business. Let them fail.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (ZsR3z)

431 20 minutes to get therd

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (5SOQB)

432 Meanwhile, Gal Gadot always looks amazed that people like her and "isn't this all just so fun?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)


I choose to see these as sultry come hither glances, exclusively for me.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (axyOa)

433 Joe Mannix, take the time off. Tell 'em you're having an emotional reaction.

Then go home and throw a party. Invite every rightie friend you've got.

God knows lefty shits would be popping champagne if Kyle's verdict went the other day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (L2ZTs)

434 So someone on some Twitter reply said a person under 18 cannot carry a rifle in WI unless at a range or actually out hunting. That can't be true, can it? He would have been charged.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 19, 2021 03:21 PM



That was the weapons charge that got dropped because it didn't apply.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (kSO3j)

435 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



Tell them that you will deal with this distress by grilling some steaks, drinking some beer, and smoking a fine cigar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ifUkZ)

436 Yep. It's an incredibly ugly accent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 02:59 PM
*fistbump*
Truth.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2021


***
Is that the deal with the joke:

"A one-L 'lama" is a holy man. Two-L 'lama' is a relative of the camel."
"What's a three-L 'lama'?"
"A bad fire in Boston."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (txdEq)

437 grammie, Kyle will probably have to change his name, unfortunately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (L2ZTs)

438 Oh Lord, this means Biden's gonna whisper-yell the complete opposite at us tomorrow.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (AD3JT)

439 341 To me - this work from Ace is right up there with Kaboom and Flaming Clown Boners.

And the man wants to go on vacation ?
Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (80I7G)

Instead, he went on "vocation."

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (nzEdf)

440 other day? other WAY.

Puddleglum, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (L2ZTs)

441 OMG if Kyle studies nursing in Kenosha, he might wind up with my daughter as his teacher.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (45fpk)

442 MSNBC has recovered from the shock that the Rittenhouse jury skipped over their propaganda and is back to saying, in effect, the Jury has spoken and they are idiots, the Judge is a buffoon, KR is a white supremist, and the prosecution witnesses who ended up making the self defense case were misunderstood. The Uniparty is never going to accept this verdict. Time to lock the matches up in the gun safe.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (ESLBo)

443 So, the 3 shitbags Kyle shot lived where, exactly. I mean, since we're all up in arms about crossing state lines, it seems a relevant question.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Tell them that you will deal with this distress by grilling some steaks, drinking some beer, and smoking a fine cigar.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ifUkZ)
++++
I ain't tellin' em nothin'. If there are mental children who need hand-holding, then fine. They can go cry in a drum circle or whatever. I'm just going to do me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (DU+/6)

445 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)
.......

I think there was a Great Negro on that jury.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

446 A pedophile, a wife beater and a skateboarder walk into a bar.
Bartender goes: "Pew, pew, pew."
Posted by: wth


A pedophile, a wife beater and a skateboarder walk into a bar.
Kyle Rittenhouse goes: "Shots are on me!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (OCTRt)

447 "A bad fire in Boston.

That's not funny!

Posted by: Some Boston Feminist at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (ESjRY)

448 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)
------------

That works for Joe. He wouldn't be able to remember the verdict for more than 30 seconds anyway.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (G0vdT)

449 That can't be true, can it? He would have been charged.
==
really? It. was. on. twitter.

Do those prosecutors look like they'd miss a charge, when they file a false charge on the gun length?

Why does anyone think anything they see on twitter to be accurate?

Posted by: walt's frozen head at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (D14p0)

450 If anyone wants Andrew Branca's book, you can get it here free, you do have to pay $8.95 for S&H...

https://tinyurl.com/yzjuwadg

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)

451 444 I ain't tellin' em nothin'. If there are mental children who need hand-holding, then fine. They can go cry in a drum circle or whatever. I'm just going to do me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (DU+/6)

=========

They let you rub one out at work?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

452 I just finished a rough week and this is EXACTLY what I needed. Flaming skull in pudding cup and Ace en fuego. Thanks!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (fxCK2)

453 Ace: this is hilarious. Love it.

Kyle: congrats, and now you are free, sue! Sue like the wind!

Posted by: LizLem at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (7nUts)

454 They let you rub one out at work?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No. I don't work for the mainstream press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

455 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (DU+/6)
-------------------

"All those having trouble dealing with 'distressing events' please report to the conference room. Oh, and bring all your stuff with you in a cardboard box."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (nDa05)

456 I read the post. I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (AmoqO)

457 Nood. And wide!

Posted by: Furious George at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (9vQJW)

458
They let you rub one out at work?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

LOL. I suppose that might be better than free margaritas at work.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (hV9ir)

459 Was Biden confused about the verdict if he really said that? I suppose I should allow that even an imbecile can be right about something once in a while.

And I am not kidding when I say that I think it was lucky that Kyle missed the flying jump kick dude. An actual dead or injured black dude might have ramped up fake racial tension too high for justice to prevail; seems like that was the case with Chauvin, although that was a murkier incident.

Posted by: PaleRider, thankful today at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (3cGpq)

460 NOOD AFTERMATH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (DU+/6)

461 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They are funding keggers?

Posted by: flounder at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)

462 454 They let you rub one out at work?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No. I don't work for the mainstream press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2021 03:25 PM (DU+/6)

Government?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (z5Vrg)

463 the piece of shit has no apology for memory of lying about Kyle

Posted by: REDACTED at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (m+jkK)

464 Smart statement from the president's puppetmaster. Doesn't address the previous shit of course, but it's a lot smarter than 70% of blue-check Twitter right now.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (HmZuC)

465 I generally despise Pedowood and everyone in it but there's a very cute video of Gal Gadot playing charades with dummy Jimmy Fallon. The movie he had to convey was "It". The clip is incredibly endearing.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (Z7w0m)

466 Can we dare hope for the woke implosion. Imagine a woke singularly.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (0OmEj)

467 What trial were they watching?

ACLU
@ACLU
1h
Despite Kyle Rittenhouse's conscious decision to travel across state lines and injure one person and take the lives of two people protesting the shooting of Jacob Blake by police, he was not held responsible for his actions.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (nzEdf)

468 If anyone wants Andrew Branca's book, you can get it here free, you do have to pay $8.95 for S&H...

https://tinyurl.com/yzjuwadg

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)

I have two copies...it is absolutely worth a read!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2021 03:26 PM (Q9lwr)

469 They let you rub one out at work?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

And are they hiring?

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (Ojki1)

470 So is Baldwin going to use the self defense gambit?

Just kidding. Nothing is going to happen to Baldwin.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (dKPgi)

471 So, the 3 shitbags Kyle shot lived where, exactly. I mean, since we're all up in arms about crossing state lines, it seems a relevant question.
Posted by: Sponge


Kyle traveled 21 miles from Illinois to Kenosha.
Byecep Boi traveled 51 miles from inside Wisconsin. That's all I've seen so far.
Kyle's dad & grandmother live in Kenosha.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (OCTRt)

472 So, the 3 shitbags Kyle shot lived where, exactly. I mean, since we're all up in arms about crossing state lines, it seems a relevant question.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 19, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)


IIRC, only the pedo was from the area, but I could be wrong. Face kick guy was from another state. A lot of the antifa were from elsewhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (wAnMi)

473 Is that the deal with the joke:

"A one-L 'lama" is a holy man. Two-L 'lama' is a relative of the camel."
"What's a three-L 'lama'?"
"A bad fire in Boston."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (txdEq)
-------------------

"I'm going to the Yipwot."
"Yipwot?"
"You know, Logan Yipwot."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (nDa05)

474 My company just sent out a meeting to help employees deal with "distressing events." They aren't mentioning Rittenhouse, but...

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Tell them that you will deal with this distress by grilling some steaks, drinking some beer, and smoking a fine cigar.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 19, 2021 03:23 PM (ifUkZ),
***
Its not like they'd of put out a meeting notice if the verdict had gone the other way.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (axyOa)

475 455: Ugh, shades of Nov 2016 at my work. They literally offered counseling and some folks wore safety pins.

Posted by: PaleRider, thankful today at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (3cGpq)

476 This replaces the Kaboom post as the most funny post I've read by Ace.

Posted by: Mark at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (/IrDf)

477 Brie Larson is a 1.

She also seems incredibly fake and unbearable as a person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

You'd have to strap a 2X6 across her ass so she didn't slice into the mattress.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (P3gRi)

478 Despite Kyle Rittenhouse's conscious decision to travel across state lines

Why in the actual fuck are all of these soy-NPCs fixated on crossing state lines? Is it because none of them have crossed a girl's state line?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

479 351 @Kevinliptakcnn 25m

President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Well, yay!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (nzEdf)

480 The hidden face of inflation:

Got some Progresso Soup yesterday. The can seemed smaller so I checked the older ones we have from a month ago.

.5 ounces less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

481 SHAWSHANK IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

I agree.

That would be Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (2JVJo)

482 Despite Kyle Rittenhouse's conscious decision to travel across state lines and injure one person and take the lives of two people protesting the shooting of Jacob Blake by police, he was not held responsible for his actions.
Posted by: m


Except they weren't protesting. They were rioting.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:29 PM (OCTRt)

483 Cori Bush does not think.

Somehow that doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2021 03:29 PM (Xrfse)

484 356 Bootyjizz
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2021 03:16 PM (ESjRY)

heh

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:29 PM (nzEdf)

485 Why in the actual fuck are all of these soy-NPCs fixated on crossing state lines?
==
They are calling out to their hero, Merrick Garland.

Posted by: walt's frozen head at November 19, 2021 03:29 PM (Zi6A6)

486 481 SHAWSHANK IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

I agree.

That would be Sunset Boulevard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 03:28 PM (2JVJo)

========

The Passion of Joan of Arc.

Philistines, all of you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 19, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

487 SHAWSHANK IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

I agree.

That would be Sunset Boulevard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


I want to say Prometheus, but I know better than to say Prometheus. So I won't say Prometheus.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)

488 @RekietaMedia

Cry more, nerds.


The Washington Post@washingtonpost 14m

Analysis: Rittenhouse was acquitted, not validated

https://tinyurl.com/yhfod29q

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:30 PM (cF8AT)

489 Hancock says college is next for Rittenhouse, and he plans to study nursing.

Well - I bet those films they show about trauma won't bother him much.

If this was back in the non-fag days, the Marines would give this kid a scholarship in "Whatever the Hell, you're our kind of guy, sew 'em up, fuck 'em up, whatever you want to do. Semper Fi. Pick a skill. You're a natural.".

Posted by: Working on Mysteries at November 19, 2021 03:31 PM (80I7G)

490 Kyle traveled 21 miles from Illinois to Kenosha.
Byecep Boi traveled 51 miles from inside Wisconsin. That's all I've seen so far.
Kyle's dad & grandmother live in Kenosha.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2021 03:27 PM (OCTRt)

Kyle also held a job in Kenosha at the time of the shootings.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 19, 2021 03:31 PM (GD2xa)

491 Semper Fi. Pick a skill. You're a natural.
==
That right there.

Posted by: walt's frozen head at November 19, 2021 03:32 PM (mq5te)

492 Contender for dumbest tweet of the year:

"Christina Wyman: Parents think they have the right to control teaching and learning because their children are the ones educated. It's sort of like entering a surgical unit thinking you can interfere with an operation because the patient is your child."

(Christina Wyman is a writer and teacher and lives in Lansing, Michigan. She wrote this in a piece for NBC news)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

493 SHAWSHANK IS NOT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

I agree.

That would be Sunset Boulevard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2021 03:28 P


Streets of Fire

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2021 03:33 PM (DUIap)

494 Best movie of all time is Casablanca. I don't know what is wrong with you people.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2021 03:33 PM (mbFEM)

495 Collegeso are turning out Marxists leaving Democrats in the dust

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 19, 2021 03:34 PM (5SOQB)

496 And there you go, my dick just fell off.

At least the red ejaculation stopped.

Posted by: Ace at 02:31 PM

Good news: You now have a pudding cup to dip your exhausted balls in!

Posted by: pookysgirl, optimist at November 19, 2021 03:35 PM (XKZwp)

497 Disney is defying Florida law and requiring all passengers on their cruise under the age of 5 to have been given the shot.

They have gone from fun and family to evil and destruction.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2021 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

Florida should deny them docking privileges.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:35 PM (P3gRi)

498 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Brain transplant successful!

Guess Mike Lindell was right after all. Trump was installed in Nov 2021!

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 03:37 PM (5iUNf)

499 They're just as stupid as their worthless, dead shitbagnof of a son. Shocking.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2021 03:19 PM (GuvvI)

Shit apple, shit tree. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:38 PM (P3gRi)

500 Here Ace....keep the pack. You are smoking for 2 now.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 19, 2021 03:38 PM (tPUfk)

501 Florida should deny them docking privileges.
==
State enforcement of various things will be "ramped up".

The problem with the woke overlords is that they make decisions based upon woke. Stupid decisions that lead to stupid outcomes, from which they can't learn because woke isn't about learning. It is the end state. It does not evolve.

Posted by: walt's frozen head at November 19, 2021 03:38 PM (D14p0)

502 Florida should deny them docking privileges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2021 03:35 PM (P3gRi)


DeathSantis will get them.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2021 03:38 PM (mbFEM)

503 Best movie of all time is Casablanca. I don't know what is wrong with you people.
===
Its a wonderful life.

everytime a bell rings . . .

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 19, 2021 03:39 PM (TfKYn)

504 he Washington Post@washingtonpost 14m
Analysis: Rittenhouse was acquitted, not validated
https://tinyurl.com/yhfod29q
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:30 PM (cF8AT)

I think the word the WAPO was shooting for was "vindicated"...parking gets validated, people get vindicated.

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5iUNf)

505 Joe Concha predicting multiple defamation lawsuits, starting with "Joy" Reid and MSNBC, and Hakim Jeffries, Andrew Cuomo, Bill deBlasio...'hey, let's help Kyle out and compile a list!!

Posted by: vivi at November 19, 2021 03:41 PM (USW1s)

506 I think the word the WAPO was shooting for was "vindicated"...parking gets validated, people get vindicated.
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5iUNf)


What they really meant was "we were totally right that he was a MAGA racist white supremacist Trump supporting deplorable murderous thug but he got off on the technicality of being innocent."

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2021 03:42 PM (mbFEM)

507 426 From local news:

The spokesman for the Rittenhouse family told reporters Friday that Kyle can now "live his life as a free young man, an innocent young man, which he is."

He said the case always about self-defense, not about race.

Hancock says college is next for Rittenhouse, and he plans to study nursing.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2021 03:22 PM (45fpk)

Wonderful!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:44 PM (nzEdf)

508 President Biden on Rittenhouse verdict just now, arriving on the South Lawn: "I stand by what the jury has to say. The jury system works."
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cF8AT)

Brain transplant successful!
===

Biden making sense, his double has now assumed his Pretendency.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 19, 2021 03:47 PM (iDcra)

509 Look at the upcoming conservative college groups. Then look at the upcoming leftists.

It's easy to see why, though democrats have numbers, they have no ability to argue their case to enact change through a democratic process. They're nuts. And the story above is blue-on-blue among their ELITE. If their top-drawer people are this stupid, imagine how empty headed their foot-soldiers are. (But tremble at the idea of them acquiring power -- as they have now.)

Posted by: red speck at November 19, 2021 03:53 PM (gS3OW)

510 new thread up there

Posted by: m at November 19, 2021 03:54 PM (nzEdf)

511 Sandman still has six lawsuits pending against media outlets.

Posted by: vivi at November 19, 2021 03:58 PM (USW1s)

512 gofundme still has this fund up;

Help the Kyle Rittenhouse victims
by Certified Fundraiser

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at November 19, 2021 04:12 PM (zSyrn)

513 It surely can't be the case that the "Party of Inclusion and Diversity" is nothing more than a ramshackle front for the most primitive, bloodthirsty sort of tribal warfare with every camp forever eyeing all the others with seething mistrust and envious hatred.
It just can't.

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at November 19, 2021 04:33 PM (ATe9j)

514 Holy shit, I laughed my dick off at this post

Posted by: DaveinTexas at November 19, 2021 04:57 PM (wSf3y)

515 While you cite it as part of the headline, you never address the "anti-blackness" paragraph from the story.

She also mistreats black women.
Which, as a recent immigrant from North Africa, you know, where the slave trade has picked up since Kadaffy was offed with the help of U.S. airstrikes at the behest of the EU because the EU cannot project power across the Mediterranean, is something totally not her fault as all because because those are the only words her culture has when talking about black female sex slaves.
And apparently it was so institutionalized they fear the targets will be subject to retribution for daring to complain about the abuse.
Darn that systemic, colonial, patriarchal racism perpetrated by recent North African women! Darn it all to heck!

Posted by: Sam at November 19, 2021 05:16 PM (ohyxL)

516 The "About to Go on Vacation" Ace, is clearly the best Ace!

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