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Rumor: Biden Considering Replacing Kumala As Vice President
I doubt this. It's unprecedented. It would cause a civil war in the party.
Also, no one is this proactive about a problem. No one. Especially not Sleepy Joe. Everyone's preferred solution to a problem is wait and see if it goes away. Maybe at age 65 Kumala will suddenly just get good at her chosen career as she enters her Twilight Years. LOL. But as impossible as that is, still, no one would take the dramatic, enormous step of firing a sitting VP with no pretext for doing so. I mean, the reason is: She sucks, and she no longer sucks in the good way. But you can't fire a woman just because she doesn't give you beejers. Not since Harvey Weinstein. I mean, not since Andrew Cuomo, anyway. However, there are a lot of rumors flying around and I guess it's fun to talk about the continued humiliation of poor Kumala, a Woman of Color, at the hands of a decrepit old White Man she once (understandably, it turns out!) called a racist, so why not. Supposedly people are talking about the reviewing the procedures for confirming a Vice President in the House of Representatives.Fox News host Jesse Watters implied that Biden may be considering removing Kamala Harris as Vice President after he said his network had heard 'whispers' of confirmation hearings in Congress. 'Our Capitol Hill Correspondent Chad Pergram tells us he's been hearing whispers suggesting there could be some new high-profile confirmation hearings on the horizon in the House of Representatives,' said Watters during the segment. 'Why is this a big deal? Because the house does not confirm normal nominees. But it does confirm vice-presidential nominees. Does this have something to do with Kamala Harris? It's been no secret she's been running out of favor with the Biden team,' he added. The host touched on reports over the weekend that the Biden-Harris post-election bliss, had worn out as aides became frustrated with her awkward laugh, 'dysfunction and lack of focus,' and low approval rate of just 28 percent. On Monday, Biden and Harris put up a united front when they stepped out of the White House together to sign the president's trillion-dollar infrastructure bill, after a CNN article on Sunday claimed that their relationship had soured. Pergram claimed he had been tipped by an email from a 'source,' but did not elaborate further.Now, adding this to the other rumor -- that Biden wants to get rid of Kumala by appointing her to the Supreme Court -- well that would satisfy the "resignation" criteria for replacing her. I mean, she's never been a judge and seems like a perfect idiot and her career has consisted chiefly of literal dick-riding, but sure, whatever, she has the Lived Experience of a Woman and more than that a Woman of Color so that's all you need if you're left wing. So they pressure the oldest leftwinger on the Court to resign -- that would be the 80+ year old Breyer (who has previously said he will not cooperate with schemes to get him out early, saying something like "I'll retire on my own schedule) -- they nominate Kumala, Mitch the Bitch and Lindsey Graham and John Thune and all the other Fake Conservative Chuckleheads confirm her in the interests of "cordiality" and "collegiality," and then they replace her with... Who? Who is going to be the political stick of dynamite that thrills the nation? Who do they think is going to solve their problems? The name being tossed around, of course, is Pete Bootyjudge, fresh off his TRIUMPH of totally changing his gayby's diapers and fixin' to startin' to contemplate considerin' the problem of resolvin' the shipping crisis that is his actual job. But you know, he's gay, so again, his Lived Experience As a Gay Man is a perfect substitute for -- in fact, a superior substitute for -- actual accomplishment.
If you have an ear for it, what you can hear between the lines of recent pieces of journalism is that 1) A lot of people with a look into things at the White House think Joe Biden is not going to run for re-election. 2) Just about everyone thinks Kamala Harris is a disaster. 3) A significant portion of insider Dems think Pete Buttigieg is the cure for what ails them. 4) Kamala Harris' team is desperate.I made fun of Kumala for blaming her situation on racism and favoring a White Man but I think I take that back: If they really are thinking of replacing her with this do-nothing, abandon-your-post-to-play-house nothing of a fart of a cipher, just because he's a Gay Man with Years of Lived Experience of Being Gay -- and the kind of White Man that other white men like myself call a vanilla whitebread ofay Yacht Club cracker -- yeah, I could see cause for some suspicions about favoring the White Man over the Woman of Color. I mean, both suck -- literally as well in the ways that count professionally -- but that means there's no reason to favor one over the other. And no reason to replace a sitting Vice President. Does Racist Joe Biden just prefer his incompetent inadequacy to come in a paler shade of milky? I mean, at least Kumala "earned" her spot as Vice President. By being " " " elected " " " and all, I mean. With those 81 million votes, and everything. #IStandWithKumala #NoJusticeNoPeace #IBelieveJussie #KumalaHastoSuckTwiceAsManyDs
AsAWhiteManToGetHalfTheRecognition
I can't wait until this actually happens. I can't wait until they roll out Mayor Pete as if he's the Dwight D. Eisenhower of Eating Butt. Which he actually might be but I don't know if that wins you votes. Maybe Kumala and Mayor Pete should actually have a d***s***ing contest to determine who gets to be Vice President. No, that's not fair. Mayor Pete will win. No, not because he "has access to the equipment 24/7." Just because, you know. Men are better at literally everything.
And I can't wait for the part where all the True Conservatives in the Senate vote for her. Let all the masks fall. Update: Commenters are saying the plan is to move Michelle Obama into the VP slot to make her the default Presidential candidate for 2024. She doesn't want to run for president, but she will deign to accept a coronation, the thinking goes.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2021 04:49 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 04:50 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: Oldstoke at November 17, 2021 04:50 PM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 17, 2021 04:50 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 17, 2021 04:50 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (NpAcC)
and that would be the one and only...
DOCTOR Jill!!@!!
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jmel at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (SH2Zi)
He won't replace her, but the PTB will persuade her that that's what she should do.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (ZsR3z)
That the different factions within the party are leaking to the press about it is amazeballs. That doesn't happen to Democrats.
That the word has leaked at all is a disaster. These people hate each other. They may hate each other as much as they hate us.
Go long on popcorn futures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Krumala at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (h/pNJ)
Then watch the fun when the VP selected is named. Cause that's who are new President will be in 2022 just after the elections.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (h4cy5)
Posted by: brak at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (rL5mB)
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (4zx/5)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11927670/
Great work, Ace!
Posted by: Kevin at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (O7o4Q)
That the word has leaked at all is a disaster. These people hate each other. They may hate each other as much as they hate us.
When hate is your metier, and it has no stops or governors, eventually you end up in civil war.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (ZsR3z)
Not what my divorce attorney "Sal" told me
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (OwfEQ)
Posted by: Hillary at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (87qwM)
I volunteer to be judge!
Posted by: David French at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)
I believe that is the J.Edgar Hoover Chair of Butt-Eating.
wtf does Gen Eisenhower have to do with these shenanigans?
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (F7fx2)
Posted by: dIb at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Karen at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: x at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (oA+QO)
Not what my divorce attorney "Sal" told me
Are you really going to get most of the wives in America fired?
Posted by: Obligatory at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: brak at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (rL5mB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (wmDcS)
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Then it's also a disaster. Stealing an election and governing terribly turns out to be a bad series of choices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Sounds implausible, but so does 90% of the shit that has actually happened the last couple years.
https://tinyurl.com/55vs6yuc
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (buTO7)
and that would be the one and only...
DOCTOR Jill!!@!!
Stinkfinger is losing women. Thus, it's time to stimulate their feelz.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (YK8CE)
Let's Polka!
https://tinyurl.com/3cp3j4bw
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (2xGy+)
She does swing a big dick.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (djY7Y)
Sure it will sell like hot cakes with upscale, white suburban women, but black and Latino men? Older Democrat voters?
I could see a DeSantis destroying Buttguy in the Rust Belt.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (YsTC1)
325 292 >>new post in three minutes
Ace just has to rub one...or four, out.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:47 PM (djY7Y)
Baby, please! I am not from Havana!
-ace
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (kBuGL)
Is blowing the margins. Too many characters without a break.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Lrrr at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (rDgjh)
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Correct. Brits think they know everything about the US (spoiler alert: they don't shit), and Brit reporters wondered why Bush didn't fire Cheney (thinking his position was like that of a PM's cabinet). They didn't realize that the VP is elected in his own right, and cannot be fired any more than the President can be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (giAl5)
This is what "check box" applications gets you.
It's not about qualifications any more, it's about how many check boxes can you fill in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (nxdel)
See: waiting for right moment to announce that QEII is
dead.
Ever hopeful.
Posted by: artemis at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (giAl5)
well he can't. And neither can they. A lot of stupid talk probably meant to humiliate Karmalla, which now that I think about it ain't so wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: museisluse at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (s90Jo)
I know, I know, failure is a career-enhancer for lefties...
Posted by: Greyman27 at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
You're gonna be there awhile. It's backed up from Baltimore to Utah.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (mD/uy)
I can't figure out who they would pick. I thought Pelosi might cause of the rumors she's quitting the House but no she's too old and she can see the shit storm coming. She's getting out while the getting's good.
Who else might be acceptable to the House and Senate and that would continue to obey the puppeteers. One of the puppeteers maybe? But who are they?
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (h4cy5)
The question is, what are they trying to distract from?
Posted by: Lrrr at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (jIL4c)
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Inflation is the biggest issue facing America right now, probably. Anything looks better in comparison, most likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
****
Jonah Goldberg is so conflicted right now.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (Yy5Bc)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11927670/
Great work, Ace!
Posted by: Kevin at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (O7o4Q)
Ace is really Jon Lovitz?
Even if not, going forward I'll read all his posts in that voice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (iJ29m)
They were on the same ticket, yes.. But that is an independently elected position.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)
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So Buttplug is the ... wife?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
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This is the new world, TJM. It's a lot like certain prior historical eras. This doesn't happen because the Dems have never had this shit on lock before. They do now. They are in total control of the government, and will likely retain it. Even if the lose one or both houses of congress, it doesn't matter. The deep state has risen, and that's their bitch.
Now that they've won, the time comes to consolidate power and thus the infighting happens. When the communists got rid of the Czar, then came the bloodletting between factions. We will likely see something similar. They've won, but they won as a coalition. Now they fight each other for absolute dominance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (DU+/6)
But Mayor Pete is just as unlovable as Kamala, with twice the as oiliness and double the smirkiness...so, yeah, the Dems got nothing and not going anywhere fast.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (5iUNf)
Xi must be ready to vomit from continuous laughing for the last 12 months.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (ZsR3z)
So yeah, burn dems burn. Sadly the GoP will gain by doing nothing and standing for nothing, but I guess both can't lose this game.
Posted by: Hannity at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (CvcFH)
Posted by: Obligatory at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (ESjRY)
Well, it's just like the vaccine mandates right - you make a couple of examples and poof - compliance all around right?
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (OwfEQ)
Posted by: Lrrr at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (jIL4c)
Stench of failure.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Bete at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zombie Otis Redding at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (vted1)
Posted by: What Kamala is telling her husband right now at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: raimondo at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (mOSMq)
Posted by: museisluse at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (s90Jo)
That's the sanest prediction I've heard all day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (djY7Y)
Jacinda Ardern would like a word
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (cSs/W)
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Kamala-walla-ding-dong or Booty-giggity? Don't Bogart that toad, Mike!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (FVME7)
Right. Can you imagine AOC and Bernie being onboard with Romney? I can't.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)
He's fine but quarantined in a hotel in Houston.
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (OCTRt)
I could see a DeSantis destroying Buttguy in the Rust Belt.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 04:54 PM (YsTC1)
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Yeeeah, destroy me in the Rust Belt, harder! SMASH IT SMASH IT YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
Posted by: The Hon. Sec. Bootyplug at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (lNHqD)
Look, I thought we agreed when we got married no more bjers. That's like gross and stuff.
Posted by: American women at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: museisluse at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (s90Jo)
Romney is a traitorous backstabber to Conservative voters who would bend over backwards to give the Democrats anything they want---but the Democrats would still NEVER in a MILLION YEARS install him as President.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Chasten, right.
And we thought Reiken was a gay name.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:57 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (DU+/6)
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That assumes total control in a country where elections still matter (hello VA). I can see them being in this state of mind, but I think it has more to do with the White House losing control of literally everything and desperation sinking in. They need to save something, so different factions start pointing fingers, desperate to lay claim to power within the party and direct control, hopeful to save something, most likely standing within the part at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (HjxRk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
It is, but Biden is falling apart so quickly that they are out of options, I think. Keep him going to the SOTU, although increasingly out of the public eye. Start pushing out negative rumors about the West Wing so that people are a bit uncomfortable with him. Then, he gives a big SOTU where he declares that his admin has saved the country. The press praises it, but adds on at the end, "he looks so tired and worn down." A few weeks later he announces his resignation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (cMDTy)
Posted by: Volfan at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (Uq3XK)
The Trombone Solo alone will be worth it.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: Big Mike Obama at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (ESjRY)
I know, GAY and all that. But he would be a DISASTER.
For them.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)
He's fine but quarantined in a hotel in Houston.
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Tonypete
SWEEP THE LEG!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (II3Gr)
If you told me Doctor Jill was sabotaging the Rats in the hope of getting the D from The Donald... What would she be doing differently if she was?
Posted by: trev006 at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds at November 17, 2021 04:55 PM (iJ29m)
I'd hate to have to live on the difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)
It's what they do to us, all the fucking time.
Shoe. Other foot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (wmDcS)
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"Now...here's a whore."
-The DNC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
On what grounds or charges? She doesn't want to gohow are they going to make her?
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB8)
Hiss and spit and attack with all claws? Bitch slap? Threatening to turn off the Silicon Valley's fountain of cash? Fake ghetto trash head bobbing with a really fake southern accent and a poorly researched biblical quote?
Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (ck8eJ)
Agree. They're panicking now. You don't make good decisions when you're panicking.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (h4cy5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
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They don't matter federally. State level elections may matter (depends on the state), but they are irrelevant in the game they're playing in Washington.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
Chasten, right.
And we thought Reiken was a gay name.
Posted by: garrett
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He's like a silly made-up character on Will and Grace that has a glitter cloud following him everywhere.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (YsTC1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (o2MD2)
Biden is SOOO much better then Trump, but uh, this inflation thing is like serious. Uh...haha...and we'll actually have food to buy by Christmas right? Haha...?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (ESjRY)
I know people in the blue bubble states and cities who think he can do no wrong, and was the next LGBT JFK to them during the election. I have a feeling they have found ways to hand wave away utterly failing at his current job, because gay dads you guyz!
Whether he appeals to average normies, and not just woke blue bubbled folks who care more about the rainbow flag than the American flag, I have no idea.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (7nUts)
On what grounds or charges?
She lied. She's not really Black.
And Joe made a promise.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (djY7Y)
And now everyone around me knows I'm not working. AGAIN.
Posted by: reason at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (o0WIV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:56 PM (DU+/6)
remember that the Communist infighting is probably what guaranteed Franco's take back of Spain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (buTO7)
This would right the Universe.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: The public at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (cMDTy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 17, 2021 04:58 PM (II3Gr)
You know, back in the day, they actually tried to go for more plot in porn. *music begins to softly play in background* You had stories and characters before they got down to the deed. *underlay image of American flag waving* You had dialogue, there were plot twists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (kBuGL)
On what grounds or charges? She doesn't want to gohow are they going to make her?
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB
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Not "not easy", impossible.
However, back rooms and backstabbings still exist. I'm sure she's as dirty as anyone else in the upper echelons of power, so they may have the leverage to get her to voluntarily resign. It may also be that she hates the position so much under Biden, feeling left to twist in the wind, that she'd rather take an outside position at this point, like SCOTUS justice like was floated yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
Not Buttgig. That's just not happening. Even the Dems aren't that stupid.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (h4cy5)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (sJHOI)
cause I think the House has to approve her replacement
and assuming the GOP takes the house, why would they approve anyone since McCarthy would be the next in line
Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
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All elections are state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
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Because according to Democrats when you decide that you're gay you're suddenly imbued with this nimbus of energy that gives you huge increases in your wisdom and intelligence.
It's like the Quickening in Highlander except there's no sparks and shattering glass. It's just a noise like a sad little wet fart.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (ESjRY)
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No Mean Tweets!
...but also...
No Meat Eats!
Posted by: reason at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (o0WIV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: brak at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (rL5mB)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
It's what they do to us, all the fucking time.
Shoe. Other foot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2021 04:59 PM (BFigT)
Well, it's what the GOPe do to us. So, same difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (kBuGL)
As I said above, they're going to persuade her to leave. The persuasion will involve a combination of a bump up in status (SCOTUS) and threats to hang every policy albatross around her neck.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Major Pete at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (WmGrA)
Honestly, the Dems need to find non-extradition countries. It won't help, Trump will get to them, but it will give them breathing room.
Posted by: trev006 at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (CYnTg)
he did three weeks of Duolingo Norwegian and that's what passes for an intellectual in this party of imbeciles.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)
Let's go Heather!
Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (us2H3)
Because they're a bunch of traitorous douchebags?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: FlufferBoy2004 at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (djY7Y)
AsAWhiteManToGetHalfTheRecognition
I can't wait until this actually happens. I can't wait until they roll out Mayor Pete as if he's the Dwight D. Eisenhower of Eating Butt. Which he actually might be but I don't know if that wins you votes.
Jesus, Ace. This is Shakespeare.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (D9xDK)
there's a lot of pure-D faggots in them Blue Bubbles.
Posted by: Big Tex Awesome at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
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Right, but it still doesn't matter. Replace every person in Congress and the White House with Ron DeSantis or replace them all with AOC, and the outcome will be the same.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (kBuGL)
The pizza delivery guy came to the door and noticed the lady customer was naked. Vs Hey they're screwing, look there's a pizza delivery box in the background? Not much of a difference but I guess it's subtle.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (h/pNJ)
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I think it's because he's openly gay, but doesn't carry too much openly-gay-baggage.
- no lisp
- does not swish when he walks
- no pics of him in leather chaps at a pride parade
- not into tranny stuff
- probably seldom the bottom (only on Christien's birthday, most likely)
Posted by: reason at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (o0WIV)
The only reason Porn has a plot these days is for the Search Engine.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (djY7Y)
Did they not learn their lesson with Dukakis?
Some fairy giggling on a swing with his "husband"?
SMOD oh SMOD, why have you forsaken me!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (cMDTy)
As I said above, they're going to persuade her to leave. The persuasion will involve a combination of a bump up in status (SCOTUS) and threats to hang every policy albatross around her neck.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (ZsR3z)
SCOTUS actually involves more work compared to VP (even though you have clerks).
Posted by: Liberty at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (i6gGH)
I thought I would get some pushback from the wimmens!!!
it was a joke, I was just being a silly chauvanist
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (ufFY8)
For the record I think the plot in Back Door Tranny Schoolgirls 2 was MUCH better then the first. The acting, the plot, the bukake, it was all so much more believable.
Posted by: David French at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)
++++
And to think that many people believe he was largely goofing off during his maternity leave...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (DU+/6)
Also, I need a horde ruling because I was thinking about this today: is 'flamboyant' only used in relation to a very outwardly aimed gay dude? I was trying to think of straight, flamboyant and could not come up with much aside from Errol Flynn?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (kBuGL)
Dems are locked in a box with this one.
I will be the contrarian though and say Kamala could easily be rehabilitated with "First Black Woman President" where she would be way more popular than Biden.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (YsTC1)
Whatever they a planning to do behind the scenes, Biden doesn't even have the ability to comprehend. He's planning pudding. Thats his complete life plan. And reading shit on a teleprompter.
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM -
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C'mon man. Sometimes I plan ice cream.
Posted by: Joey B. Presidentin in my pants at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (R+kvK)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (CYnTg)
Damnit!
*throws away cliff notes*
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (yQpMk)
#KumalaHastoSuckTwiceAsManyDs
AsAWhiteManToGetHalfTheRecognition
Ok...That shit's funny right there.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Martin Tell at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (Mvtxh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (1t5dY)
Rather than stop their actual destructive bullshit (they can't - it's in their nature to destroy), they are going with their caricature of the country - racist and sexist - ergo, they think this is something the country would want to hear/be done - get rid of the black woman. In their sick twisted minds, this would placate the racist, sexist, bigoted American public and get those poll numbers up.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (iydjf)
he did three weeks of Duolingo Norwegian and that's what passes for an intellectual in this party of imbeciles.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)
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They think Obama was coherent, eloquent, expressive, fluent, well-spoken, clear, comprehensible, definite, distinct, intelligible, lucid, meaningful, and understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
Whether he appeals to average normies, and not just woke blue bubbled folks who care more about the rainbow flag than the American flag, I have no idea.
Posted by: LizLem
We are "two Americas"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (trdmm)
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Absolutely it is. Stalin ordered the commies to liquidate the members of POUM (the anarchist faction that comprised a significant fraction of the Republicans) because POUM rather liked Trotsky.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (giAl5)
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (sVtYq)
No chance in hell. Michelle doesn't have what it takes to even slow the decline, and she wouldn't bail out Biden from sheer pride. She would suspect, likely correctly, that the deep state was setting her up to be executed by enraged mobs while the Bloombergs and Kristols skipped out.
Posted by: trev006 at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (Eqkqm)
I'm a big fan of the vagina - and can't blame any man for acting stupid to get in those guts and stir 'em around.
But I do not understand anyone who thinks "well, that dude likes lady guts like as much as I do - so fuck it, I'm for him - even if it costs me money".
No sir. Hence, my confusion with women. Because they seem to look at the vagina as a team sport of some type. It's idiotic. A cult of the va-jay-jay.
Posted by: Ain't It Funny at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM (CYnTg)
I do......it's why I usually try to watch the 70's porn. They actually acted back then.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:00 PM (ESjRY)
LIV Cope is pretty humorous
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (kBuGL)
Liberace.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (yQpMk)
IT"S FUNNY "CAUSE IT"S TRUE
Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Just like schools!
And commerce!
And policing school boards!
And Abortion!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (cMDTy)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (NpAcC)
But seeing as how the last election was crap anyway... what the hell.... YOLO Baby!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (kBuGL)
That's because a lot of porn directors thought of themselves as auteurs and artistes, like the Burt Reynold's character in the excellent Boogie Nights.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (hV9ir)
The only reason Porn has a plot these days is for the Search Engine.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (djY7Y)
I would replace 'plot' with 'title' in this statement.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (HjxRk)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (0G13K)
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A more profoundly stupid thing to do is difficult to imagine, because 1) there are only 3 million Norwegians all told, and 2) they all speak English.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (LvTSG)
THE MORE YOU EXPLAIN IT, THE FUNNIER IT GETS
Posted by: Ben Roethlesburger at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: brak
Her next booster will have a wiff of polonium in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (NpAcC)
BLM does as they are told
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)
If the Party senses a big loss heading their way in 2022, they'd have to execute this plan well before January 2023, and likely before the elections in November.
*H/T Vodkapundit
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (DSTSG)
No, that's not fair. Mayor Pete will win.
No, not because he "has access to the equipment 24/7." Just because, you know.Men are better at literally everything.
Brutal yet fair, Ace.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 17, 2021 05:06 PM (Agr8U)
do they though? Feminist "thinkers" urge that but do women really vote that way?
AWFLs do a bit.
But Hillary didn't win, did she?
And Kumala did not get a single solitary primary delegate.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (CYnTg)
The GOP will be a unified "no", especially since they're a year away from retaking the Senate. If Mitch was a "no" on a real judge (Garland), there's no way he'll allow his people to vote for Harris. And since she probably can't be the tiebreaker in a vote for her confirmation, the chances of her being a SCJOTUS is nil.
Posted by: joefl65 at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (FcrV3)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (63Dwl)
Two Americas, One Cup
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (DU+/6)
Okay, I'm down for Gov Ron being the lone guy in every government branch, but I think that's probably asking too much of the guy.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (5iUNf)
I thought I would get some pushback from the wimmens!!!
it was a joke, I was just being a silly chauvanist
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)
When men are winning the woman of the year awards(woman's sports, pageants, etc.), you know women are having a tough time competing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (z5Vrg)
They are usually one and the same.
Not a lot of symbolism to be found in Porn these days.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (djY7Y)
They move Kamala sideways, the get Michele to offer to help. and Bingo bango bongo she's in as VP.
then Biden falls into his soup and Michelle is Prezzy. Can Barrack be VP after being Pres.? That would be the maraschino cherry on that fudge sundae.
And no one would or could complain. Except for Kamala but she'll get paid off well.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (h4cy5)
No real difference in anything matters (outputs) affecting the country and world.
Which continue to be disastrous, with nothing to limit them (thanks, GOP! great work on the "infrastructure" bill!! - and *that* was the rare area where the GOP could actually do anything, regardless of "control" of each house - I'm mostly talking about things totally under executive control, de facto, whether lawful, constitutional, or not).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (OTzUX)
That's cool. Who becomes President? Trump?
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (AytXr)
THE EXPLANATIONS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE RECEPTION IMPROVES
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Ain't It Funny at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (sFofr)
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It's weird. "I voted for Hillary because she's a woman!" Setting aside that it's a stupid reason, what makes those people think it's true?
I mean sure, she's a biological female, but she isn't a woman. She is no more a woman than Nancy Pelosi is a woman. Or than Mitch McConnell or Chuck Schumer are men. These are creatures of power and nothing else. Their physical sex is perhaps the least relevant thing about them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (DU+/6)
Right now, She's doing exactly as she's told. - she is trainable. If Joey is no longer president she will move into his chair and act her role exactly as she's told to.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (xlA0I)
And Kumala did not get a single solitary primary delegate.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
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I remember reading a study a few years back that showed that women were actually less likely to vote for a female candidate than a male candidate.
It makes sense to me. No one under the queen bee actually likes the queen bee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2021 05:03 PM (h/pNJ)
in theater watching cheap porno, on screen:
"hey dude whats this movie called?"
:hey man I think it's like Pizza Delivery Man or something."
Huhhh??
(from on screen)
"Hey Lady here's your Pizza! And here's your Pepperoni!!"
(hear screams)
(long pause)
"man, that dude is deformed!!!"
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:01 PM (kBu
Debbie does Dallas had a plot I think, maybe.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (Db0zV)
If you told me Doctor Jill was sabotaging the Rats in the hope of getting the D from The Donald... What would she be doing differently if she was?
Posted by: trev006
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They explored this exact linke of thinking in House of Card..
President Underwood's wife, Claire, took on very large issues.. to the point of even going to Congress fighting for them.
I see nothing like this from Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: The GOP...probably at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (/yOCw)
Posted by: astonerii at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (VcZlJ)
Oh yeah. I can totally see that happening and her going along with it.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (h4cy5)
I just don't see it happening unless there's a real medical emergency. Your political career is over and in Biden's case, it means everyone was right and you did have dementia.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (YsTC1)
I thought I would get some pushback from the wimmens!!!
it was a joke, I was just being a silly chauvanist
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)
/looks at every actual world record...
well....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (oHd/0)
Our current president is a pool of diarrhea. This was known two years ago. If there was any concern about visible idiocy, or how all this looks, he would not have been installed in the first place. If Biden dies, he gets replaced with the vice president. If he lives, he stays right where he is.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (wgzIF)
That and the short-attention-span ADHD brain that the soc-meeds have created. Nobody can read more than 140 characters. Nobody has time to wait for a story to unfold. This post itself is probably too long.
Posted by: reason at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (o0WIV)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11927670/
Great work, Ace!
Posted by: Kevin at November 17, 2021 04:52 PM (O7o4Q)
Always suspected he was hung like a horse...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (h4cy5)
Nixon resigned after Gerald Ford was confirmed by the House.
In my lifetime.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (rDgjh)
That's why I added the line about 'even gay men'.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (djY7Y)
do they though? Feminist "thinkers" urge that but do women really vote that way?
AWFLs do a bit.
But Hillary didn't win, did she?
And Kumala did not get a single solitary primary delegate.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
Women vote for big government bennies when single and against them when married. Arguably women are the only demographic who vote in a purely self-interested(if short-sighted) fashion.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (NBppC)
It makes sense to me. No one under the queen bee actually likes the queen bee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Women hate women, old as time.
Its why its stupid when the GOP runs female candidates.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (YsTC1)
I just don't see it happening unless there's a real medical emergency. Your political career is over and in Biden's case, it means everyone was right and you did have dementia.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (YsTC1)
Their issue is they know Biden is not going to last 3 more years... and Kamallawalla can't do the job...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (ULAz4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (dfRN6)
And now the GOP is expected to vote for her for SCOTUS?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (kBuGL)
Liberace.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (yQpMk)
Ric Flair
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ain't It Funny at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (sFofr)
Cyrano De Bergerac is posting!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (fs1hN)
We are benevolent sometimes.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (7nUts)
AsAWhiteManToGetHalfTheRecognition
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Yeah it's funny now but just wait till we have to be subjected to Al Sharpton going on and on about Kamala and trying to calculate X times 3/5ths of a dick.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (DU+/6)
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Whoa, brother, Nancy has laid many a man to waste.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (xlA0I)
And now the GOP is expected to vote for her for SCOTUS?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)
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"I know Kamala Harris, and she's one of the greatest Americans I've ever met. She loves abortion almost as much as I do!"
-Lisa Murkowski
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. Rachel Levine at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (vted1)
Nobody watches porn for the plot...
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:02 PM
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I saw one in college that had a guy walking up to the front of a house. He turned to the camera, held up a hammer, and said "I'm the repairman." Then he went on to the front door and rang the bell.
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (ULAz4)
We are NEVER that lucky.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)
It was funny. Not your best work. Blame it on women writers, like Norm.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (wAnMi)
Or being" retired".. The Ho becomes president and Buttplug VP...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: raimondo at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (mOSMq)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (7nUts)
They are subtle and quick to anger, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021
***
Tom Wolfe was straight but flamboyant, if white suits all year long can be flamboyant. Certainly his . . . PROSE! . . . was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (txdEq)
If Kamala Harris dies, we're all fucked. Also if she lives.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (wgzIF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (o2MD2)
In my lifetime.
Posted by: Been Lurking
After Bill Clinton, nobody will ever do this again.
It was a major mistake for Nixon to resign, his legacy was tainted forever. He should have fought through it, guy was elected by 49 states.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (YsTC1)
He's not even capable of tiddley-winks while the chess game goes on around him. Jill must be spitting nails...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (BFigT)
Not because VP Mattress Back is being relieved, but because BRANDON is.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (tpneH)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (0G13K)
A lot of people with a look into things at the White House think Joe Biden is not going to run for re-election
Run? He couldn't even walk across the room before dropping trouser and defecating in the Vatican.
Posted by: Not Pope Fiction at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (dQvv7)
We are benevolent sometimes.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (7nUts)
also kind and forgiving.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (hV9ir)
There's no point in nominating Pete, The Port Guy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (NBppC)
Keep spanking that chicken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (axyOa)
Ever ask a gay man what they really think about women?
This isn't quite as far fetched as you might think...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM
Dried up, no moisture, has to be manually lubed.
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021
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Tom Wolfe was straight but flamboyant, if white suits all year long can be flamboyant. Certainly his . . . PROSE! . . . was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (txdEq)
classically I'd say that Louis XIV and King Charles II were a bit flamboyant.
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (xlA0I)
I would not have guessed her name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (txdEq)
George Hamilton. (Was/is he gay?) and maybe Ricardo Montleban (but he could back it up.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (kBuGL)
Logistically I don't see how they pull this off unless they have some serious leverage on Kumala to force her out. She's dumber than a sack of dick hair but seems like she's as stubborn as a fucking ox and entirely too prideful to recognize that she has literally blown her way to the top, or as close to the top as she's ever going to be -- And that she's just one feeble heartbeat away from ascending to the throne and claiming the mantle of First Wahmen Blaque POC President, rather than being thrust (heh) onto the USSC where she is fully unqualified to do literally anything.
Posted by: ballistic at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (XbP7q)
What they mean is the "House Dems voted to censor Rep Gosar" - well, that vote includes newly anointed Dem water fetchers and butt kissers Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney - but it is still a dumb headline.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:07 PM (5iUNf)
List of Cabinet level secretaries:
Ron DeSantis, Secretary of Shut The Fuck Up
That is all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 17, 2021 05:09 PM (ULAz4)
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Hello, President Pelosi!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (giAl5)
Posted by: Downcast
Well her fake French accent went over so well.
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (7nUts)
also kind and forgiving.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (hV9ir)
They also smell nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:10 PM (7nUts)
They are subtle and quick to anger, though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (kBuGL)
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And lots of them are armed. Knives....I hate knives.
Posted by: Michael Moore at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Eromero
This just might - might, be the amount needed:
https://is.gd/ZbfhCw
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (mD/uy)
"He was tired and--we now know-ailing, but he answered the call when his country, in the grips of TRUMP and his white supremacist agenda, needed to be rescued...."
And hope the McCain-style funeral lasts until the even of 2024 election....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (c3dw6)
Well he's gay, so....
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (z5Vrg)
Most gay men were molested as boys.
I think your point is sort of accurate for trannys though - serious incel straight men that essentially give up and decide the only way they are getting to touch a woman is to become one.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (SchQD)
Ok, fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (h/pNJ)
a gay man will say "I know more about what you want than any girl could ever do." And his partner believes it. NTTAWWT
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM (yQpMk)
Have nice hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (SchQD)
For the record only one of us has fellated President Biden and hat tip that's not something I'm ever going to do!
Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Reggie1971
Dems:
Yeah, we'll impeacher her, that would be great! Oh yeah... she has the tie breaker vote.
DOH!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (fHOYe)
In Yankee Doodle, the song goes "stuck a feather in his cap, and called it macaroni". The macaronis were flamboyantly dressed men, aka peacocks, in 1700s England.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (87qwM)
No golf ball hiding in a garden hose is safe
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (yQpMk)
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She wants to meet you, just the same.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (xlA0I)
Posted by: MW at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (u33s0)
George Hamilton has a string of Slender leggy blondes, some of which he married.
All of a very specific look. I'd guess not gay.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
I see nothing like this from Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 17, 2021 05:08 PM (CjFDo)
Absolutely. Most people hated the last season as being a meandering mess, but I liked it. It was basically a look at a Hillary Clinton presidency: without Bill (sorry, I mean "Frank") things would quickly degenerate into purging conspirators and threatening Russia with nukes. Without a stable personality at the helm, even a brutal one like Frank, the House of Cards comes crashing down.
A Biden presidency would be the result of both Underwoods frantically lighting the country on fire to cover up their increasingly reckless crimes.
Posted by: trev006 at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Boswell
Nah, it would be a cake job.
Mr. Secretary?
Whatever it is - No, FU, Next question.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (HjxRk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 17, 2021 05:11 PM (txdEq)
George Hamilton. (Was/is he gay?) and maybe Ricardo Montleban (but he could back it up.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:13 PM (kBuGL)
What am I ? Chopped chicken livers?
Posted by: Col Sanders at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (AD3JT)
***
"I said, OMELETTE DU FROMAGE! What, you don't speak French?"
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (SchQD)
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Hunter, as befits the heir presumptive!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (c3dw6)
also kind and forgiving.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:12 PM (hV9ir)
Heh. Ha ha ha!
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (II3Gr)
The problem is the second a cisgender woman opens her mouth to try to sort out these issues ij public, or voices any doubts about the course this all is taking, they get labeled a TERF and are deplatformed. Even if they are LGBT+ or are a raging feminist, it matters not.
Somehow women have re-disenfranchised themselves in the world of the woke. It is a weird time.
Posted by: LizLem at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (7nUts)
Posted by: astonerii
..
By both Houses of Congress, I believe.
Think about that if we have a good year in 2022.. We will most likely control the House, and very possibly the Senate.
Whoever they pick might have to be a compromise candidate. The Senate would probably be easy to get a progressive through with the likes of Murkowski, etc. willing to confirm anything the Dems suggest.
The House might be a lot harder, depending on the majority we get.
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (HjxRk)
Can't she just be impaled?
Posted by: Mandingo at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (trdmm)
I want boobs. And a vagina. And hair that smells faintly of strawberries. A wicked smile and glimmer in the eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (oWBc3)
That's more Idiocracy, than Dune / GOT.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 17, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (+y0jV)
@disclosetv 4m
NOW - Police arrest two BLM supporters outside the courthouse of the Rittenhouse trail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: MW at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (u33s0)
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You mean the way they were fluffing Betoff O'Rourke?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (giAl5)
Ace, sic balls!
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (T06DR)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (oWBc3)
What did Don Jr ever do to deserve such a fate?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (ZsR3z)
Huh. Thanks pep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (kBuGL)
I was asked this in a video store back in the 90's. "How can you tell if there's a plot"
If there's a whole shelf with the same smutty title followed by double digits....no plot.
If it's a parody like Edward Penishands...not really a plot, but lots of bad humor.
If it comes from Europe and looks like the cover of a romance paperback book.....probably a plot....or a German peeing video.
If it comes from the very very tiny shelf for couples porn...you have a winner.
Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (ub+Vu)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (hV9ir)
Glen Greenwald is Gay also
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Beta! at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (3TOfT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (oWBc3)
Ace, I strongly suggest you start a "Fake Fact-Checkers Posting Their L's" twitter account.
I don't think one exists, yet. Do it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (wtmsr)
You need grounds for that. Being feckless and unbelievably incompetent does not qualify.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: sound awake at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (BQ5+M)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (87qwM)
He is? I had no idea.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (iydjf)
He really is Obama 2.9 -- Raised by Commie parents, Rhodes Scholar, Harvard, McKinsey, defense consulting, etc..
OK, I guess he's also like Hillary, where what's "impressive" about the jobs he's gotten, not what he's accomplished while doing those jobs. What has Pete *done* that makes him so great -- not what positions he's been hired to dp, or organization to which he's applied and been accepted?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:15 PM (ZsR3z)
I always wondered about that line.
There were no Italians in America at the time cooking pasta....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 17, 2021 05:19 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (AD3JT)
He's 5'8".
I admit it, I'm a heightist. I want people in charge at least as tall as I am.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 17, 2021 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Always nice to hear from a connoisseur.
Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (9KXDf)
Posted by: Valley of Ancients at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (ZDsBk)
If there's a whole shelf with the same smutty title followed by double digits....no plot.
If it's a parody like Edward Penishands...not really a plot, but lots of bad humor.
If it comes from Europe and looks like the cover of a romance paperback book.....probably a plot....or a German peeing video.
If it comes from the very very tiny shelf for couples porn...you have a winner.
Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (ub+Vu)
for some reason I'm now dying to see Edward Penishands
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (trdmm)
They had no good alternatives.
Kamala is fairly young, checks the intersectionality boxes, and represents the most important constituency in the Democratic Party - Silicon Valley billionaires.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (I2/tG)
they are educatinal, nobody watches drivers ed movies for the plot either
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (K3ZCc)
All of a very specific look. I'd guess not gay.
Posted by: Romeo13
Yes. When I was stationed in Italy, my boyfriend and I spent a weekend on the isle of Capri. We were sitting in the town square after dinner enjoying wine when Hamilton strolled by with a tall, beautiful, very leggy blonde who was at least half his age if not more.
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (oWBc3)
So they win, we lose.
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (ni1Lo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021
This woman has an interesting discussion of men's fashion through history and when and why it became so "drab." It wasn't always the case.
https://youtu.be/MKKiMNnD3iM
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
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I worked the register in a porn store for several months while going to night school. You are 100% correct.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (T06DR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (bDqIh)
Princess Irulan seems to be modeled loosely on Anna Komnene - neither Dr Jill nor Kamel-toe could lay a finger on her...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (ESjRY)
He needs someone in the VP position to carry on when Biden departs.
I give this about a 75% chance of being true and the fact that it slipped into the public domain is an internal polling move if I"ve ever scene one.
Posted by: Orson at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (nINMz)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (oWBc3)
NOW - Police arrest two BLM supporters outside the courthouse of the Rittenhouse trail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (1t5dY)
Interesting
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (mR6Gs)
no, is that breaking?!
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (0G13K)
Actually, that's true, now that I think about it.
"Mr. Speaker?"
"Yes, me?"
"Your vote on motion to disband the IRS, DOJ and FBI?"
"Why, hell yeah, me - of course!"
"Vote - 1 Yeah, 0 nays - motion passes!"
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (5iUNf)
they are educatinal, nobody watches drivers ed movies for the plot either
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (K3ZCc)
Educational? Dogs fornicate, and without formal training as far as I know.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2021 05:21 PM (oiNtH)
*Cheri's boyfriend nods in admiration while she is not looking*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (CYnTg)
Yes, I remember his Hamlet fondly. "There is no sun in Demark!"
Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (HgGBT)
Please take notice what "hill" the Republican Shits decided to pretend to fight on: the Parents' Rights bullshit. That's it. That's their "agenda" for the next 3 years.
Schools teaching racism is a big problem, of course. But it's a "safe" "do-nothing" issue for the bloviating Republicans. It allows the Republicans to ignore all the other, more important issues of which they are aiding and abetting the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:18 PM (hV9ir)
Grennel is gay
Bootyboots is a fag
That's the difference.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (SchQD)
First Citizen Barron Trump will be the one to sit on the Throne of Skulls.
Present beware, Future beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (yQpMk)
They need a clean sweep to dump two, unelectable candidates who happened to be useful in the "Anyone But Eevil Orangeman Election"
But they realize (and probably have for some time) that these two are electoral poison come 24.
I don't think there's any agreement or hidden agreement to instal Booty Juice or anyone else in particular at this point. I suspect that the different factions have tabled their differences on the new ticket for the time being; just agreeing to start clearing the slate and discuss later.
Of course they have to start the process with Kamala (because there'd be no way to dump her if they first announced Joe's retirement).
Posted by: Zek at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (0G13K)
Saw it somewhere earlier and it is linked at the top of Insty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (kBuGL)
Replacing her will be problematic for the Democrats, but they've not shown any flashes of intelligence lately.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
Ever see one fuck up the dismount?
It's not pretty.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (djY7Y)
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: confederatefifth
I don't know. I remember in Driver's Ed we had to watch 'Red Asphalt'. Word had already gotten around about the gory ending when they showed a dude decapitated through his windshield.
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FatAlbert at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (YdEcD)
no, is that breaking?!
ZH posted it a couple of hours ago
Posted by: 18-1 at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Eromero
This just might - might, be the amount needed:
https://is.gd/ZbfhCw
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2021 05:14 PM
Guy on forklift- 'Sir, like I already said, this is not gonna fit in the your Prius.'
Customer- 'Don't assume I IDENTIFY AS A SIR!. Get that container slicked up and shove it in there. And give me the name of your supervisor.'
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (0OP+5)
no, is that breaking?!
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (0G13K)
Saw it somewhere earlier and it is linked at the top of Insty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:23 PM
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Also the 6th circuit will be handling the case.
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)
no, is that breaking?!
This is not getting the play I thought it would
Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)
ha, well women can offer the real God designed thang, so Mayor Pete can only offer the fakes ... mouth or anus, so he is limited to being a "specialist" in those venues ... assuming since he took maternity leave, he is the receiver.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (Cus5s)
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*ahem*
Posted by: FDR at November 17, 2021 05:24 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (juH8z)
The House might be a lot harder, depending on the majority we get.
"we" (pronoun) :
1. The same incumbents who have been there for decades and done f*ckall to to stop the decline
2. Their (see #1) big money donors who will get special favors while the base gets bupkis
3. They (see #1) and their staffers, and their relatives, who will make bank on the privileges that come with the office, while the people get bupkis
4. The US Chamber of
5. The stars of Failure Theater
Posted by: Hands at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ace
****
It was announced earlier today but I'm sure it got lost in all of the noise with everything else going on. It was a fairly weak transmission from the OSHA people. I think it was an update on one of their pages or something and somebody spotted it.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (CYnTg)
I give this about a 75% chance of being true and the fact that it slipped into the public domain is an internal polling move if I"ve ever scene one.
Posted by: Orson at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM (nINMz)
I kind of agree - although I think Obama was and always will be a brain dead (but good looking) figurehead for the people really running the West Coast, the California Tech Oligarchs. (who are very tied to China)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
LOL. Oh he was slobbering!
Posted by: Cheri at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Valley of Ancients at November 17, 2021 05:20 PM (ZDsBk)
and yet NewsMax is virtually TrumpTV.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (HmZuC)
It's temporary until the court cases get settled.. The Court that is hearing it will be the 5th circuit I believe which is supposedly pretty conservative
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (CYnTg)
Rosie, iirc. Wayne uses an Ingram silenced submachine gun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (kBuGL)
george takei, please die of AIDS already, you miserable piece of leftist feces
and take that old dyke patton oswald with you
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM (Yy5Bc)
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Love how you yelled that, since that's what I do in France when they don't understand me the first time:
"I will have le petit lamb chops"
and, when the waiter looks blank, I say it louder.
Posted by: Mrs. Frank McCarthy-Luntz at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (CYnTg)
I was visualizing this scene with Mr. T. in the role. "You tryin' to make me carry what? I Pity da Fool who tries to make me carry that bag!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (xSnUX)
There is a specific hole???
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (o2MD2)
The wife keeps me advised of all things Facebook. Whether 'shopped' or not there's a picture of John Lennon sitting on the back of a car bumper in 1967. The license plate is 'FJB'.
Second look at time travel?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (Yy5Bc)
Don't discount the 'Mute' and 'Off' buttons.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (djY7Y)
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Acington, Acington. 6'4", weighs a fucking ton.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (HBuMf)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (xSnUX)
There is a specific hole???
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (o2MD2)
*golfclap* for both.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (kBuGL)
Sorry Dems. You put him in the starting block. He's gotta run the race or "DNF." No tagging a team-mate halfway through.
You own them.
Give America four full years of these two and even the LIV's will acknowledge they should do more research before 2024.
Posted by: reason at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (o0WIV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:22 PM
And your point is?
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2021 05:16 PM
Sure. On what grounds? (Naive, I know, but she hasn't done anything period, much less anything impeachable)
Also, who are the 67 senators to vote for conviction? Also, during an impeachment, if there is a tie on a bill in the Senate will Kumala cast a tie breaking vote in favor or against the Biden junta?
Posted by: Chuck C at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (EughT)
and yet NewsMax is virtually TrumpTV.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Is it really?
Or is it controlled TrumpTV?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (Ls9Kq)
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Who's this 'we'?
I'm not interested in controlling anything.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (sfstc)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (xSnUX)
Better than learning it in kindergarten.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (SH2Zi)
There is a specific hole???
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 17, 2021 05:27 PM (o2MD2)
Yes.. And remember always go from front to back not vice versa according to what Gene Roddenberry supposedly said
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (yQpMk)
what's that old song? "Money Money Money... MONey!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:25 PM (Yy5Bc)
I think the more important news was that the vaccine suits were consolidated under the 6th Circuit, with 20 Republican appointed justices vs 7 Dem ones, fwiw.
https://bityl.co/9eVx
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)
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I admire your optimism.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:28 PM (87qwM)
*blink*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:29 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 17, 2021 05:29 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:29 PM (6FeV1)
Thank you. I am quite a handsome devil when my ears are pinned back, eh?
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ace
Breaking? Yeah, 5th Circuit breaking it off in their ass - OSHA had to suspend because they were told stay was permanent - well, until the 6th Circuit finishes the job.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (tBIA9)
****
Sigh. I was all set to buy a couple of full auto MAC10s back in the 80s and then the '86 GCA comes along.
Thanks, Ronnie.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (9KXDf)
But yeah, biden is going to get to the bottom of who is driving up these gas prices!
Hint: it won't be him
Hint: it will be "greedy" oil companies
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (jpZm5)
National Divorce, but both sides are communist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:29 PM (6FeV1)
Unlikely. I say that, but commies almost invariably splinter and then have to start liquidating the various factions in order to explain why their utopia is not working. They have to keep finding Enemies of the People and if those are guys you fought beside against the capitalist pig dog, well everyone takes an ice axe to the skull every now and then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (CYnTg)
I can't wait until they roll out Mayor Pete as if he's the Dwight D. Eisenhower of Eating Butt.
Well, he would be well versed in the dynamics of SHEAF.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (RO8oH)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Thesgm at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (iNzGt)
this rittenhouse trial is disrupting my schedule including my GAINZZZ, i can't get out of the house to exercise, even when I get a bunch of posts done to do just that
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (0G13K)
Thanks, Ronnie.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:30 PM (Yy5Bc)
I passed on getting one last year for $7500, with the original suppressor.
Yeah, I'm kicking myself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:26 PM (yQpMk
IOW leftie making bank.
See Murdoch et al.
Posted by: Golfman at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (zKi16)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (YZG/i)
Soros' son Alexander loved him some Kamala and it was upon his recommendation she was selected. I strongly doubt Joe Biden would buck George Soros or his heir-apparent. Kamala stays.
Posted by: troyriser at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (pYLCQ)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (gI/ds)
Deliverations gonna be suspended for the evening.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (CYnTg)
No it wasn't!!! That Little Girl was ME!"
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (ZsR3z)
imo those oligarchs got there by making a deal with the DeepState devil. The deep spy operations that operate through Google, and the useful censorship and defunding and shadow banning ... these are centrally controlled. ... The New World Order, Build Back Better team is in charge ... they could sink the tech oligarchs if they failed to serve them.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (Cus5s)
Deliverations gonna be suspended for the evening.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:32 PM (jpZm5)
Just need to call it a hung jury and move on
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (NXGjq)
This level of chaos and lawlessness must be giving some people at the UN Security Council hard-ons.
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: BS at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (JVM4q)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (hV9ir)
Thunder Dumbasses - two unpopular demented fuckwads enter - entire crowd hopes no one comes out.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2021 05:33 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Thesgm at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Ford at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (EughT)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Caliban at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 17, 2021 05:34 PM (XvPQV)
My guess is that they all now fully expect a bloodbath in the mid-term election, time for pretending otherwise is over, and these rumors of jockeying are all about prepping the blame game battlefield in early 2023.
Also seems to suggest that Biden fully expects to run for reelection as all men inevitably do.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (trdmm)
maybe but I don't know if the AWFLs will agree to acquittals unless they get their convictions in return
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (cMDTy)
And there is no realistic scenario in which that ends well for them. Well, unless Jack Ryan is a Democrat.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:35 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (cF8AT)
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Never again will I get a permission slip. 80% lowers in the garage is the only way to go.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (HBuMf)
Donald J Trump
Posted by: rd at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (cF8AT
next he'll tell them a shaggy dog story
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB8)
Biden doesn't even know what "reelection" means. He probably thinks it's a second helping of ice cream.
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (ZsR3z)
per googles:
It's AWFL, which stands for affluent, white, female, liberal. AWFL describes a major phenomenon in American politics. "The Great Awokening" has pushed the Democratic Party to the far-left, and college-educated white women are the vanguard of this development
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (jpZm5)
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Fine his ass for littering and let him go.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (HBuMf)
Yeah well, I'm already on the NFA roles. One more won't matter.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB
Don't forget molest children.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (kBuGL)
I want the Judge's chair!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (YsTC1)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: pep at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (ZsR3z)
yeah, I'm with you on that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (iydjf)
I'll take: "Who is Gerald Ford for $500"
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (+LCoQ)
Exactly. Biggest leverage for holdouts is threatening to deadlock the top charge. Moment everyone agrees to dismissal, then everything else is pointless as the state is unlikely to pursue a retrial on lesser counts only, and it becomes way easier for the Kurt majority to shame the Karens into giving up.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Judge Ito at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (Xrfse)
Both are gonna be obese Karen types who refuse to let somenoe who was OBVIOUSLY ARRESTED and brought to COURT to get away with NO PUNISHMENT.
I base that on the one juror who was joking with the judge about sitting in his chair. An majority angry jury waiting to convict are not usually that joyful. A jury looking to say not guilty is.
Posted by: AFG Vet at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:38 PM (2JoB8)
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Same. Between my professional career and firearms, Uncle Sam has more copies of my fingerprints than I have teeth.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (Yy5Bc)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (KTaZ8)
Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew were elected in 1972.
Gerald Ford and Nelson Rockefeller left office on January 20, 1977.
Posted by: rd at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (YZG/i)
https://tinyurl.com/yr8xyudx
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (YsTC1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (r5BVk)
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Same. But it's not fear of being on a list. It's asking permission. Please, sir, can I have some war?
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (HBuMf)
However, I don't think SCOTUS is the place they are putting her. She will never resign, she sucked too much to get to where she is. The other reason for a vacancy would be if she became POTUS.
Perhaps the real reason for the rumor is not that they hope Biden can convince her to resign, but that the people floating the rumor want/expect Biden to resign.
Either way, Biden is starting to hemorrhage African-American votes, this will certainly speed up the last reservoir of support for him. Maybe that makes his resignation necessary in Dem eyes. You can't be racist! sexist!
Posted by: Vairish84 at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (3vtHv)
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (YsTC1)
Well That's Life, What Can I Tell Ya
Posted by: That Guy in Meet Joe Black at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (trdmm)
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You know, she was on The Dating Game way back when...
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Jewells45
Agreed. Most VPs are basically useless. She is no more useless, just somewhat higher profile because of the quote unquote president. She would have to try and trip Biden down the Air Force One stairs, on video, for this to happen.
Posted by: MikeM at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (X+eRS)
Someone please just tell me if the jury returns a verdict
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (YZG/i)
Not today.. Dismissed for the day
Posted by: It's me donna at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (TE+16)
Disagree. Old patriarchs going senile often cling to the idea that they are still in charge until the very end. They'll have to pry the presidency outta his cold dead hands.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (KTaZ
Cersei Lannister nods.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (yQpMk)
Incidentally, here's how Bob O'Rourke can win in TX:
If fuckface Republicans fight during the primaries and the sore loser(s) run as "3rd party."
Also: a fake "libertarian" in the mix as a straw candidate. B
Bob O'Rourke wins with 38% of the vote.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:41 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 17, 2021 05:41 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (+WWsf)
ala McCain. Arsehole was drying of cancer and never resigned
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:41 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Dr. Dr. Dr. Jill at November 17, 2021 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:42 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 17, 2021 05:39 PM (HBuMf)
I mean, if you enjoy making the lowers yourself, go ahead. It just won't stop them from coming to your house. As for asking permission, meh, who cares. The answer is always yes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 17, 2021 05:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Judge Ito at November 17, 2021 05:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:42 PM (jpZm5)
Posted by: Thesgm at November 17, 2021 05:31 PM (iNzGt)
Already happened. The honorable Gerald Ford. That is also the only type of nominee that would work. My money would not be on Mayor Pete, my money would be on Jim Clyburn. Too old to be President, except for the balance of the term so it opens the 2024 field. Well respected, well liked (on both sides).
Posted by: Vairish84 at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (3vtHv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (+WWsf)
ala McCain. Arsehole was drying of cancer and never resigned
Posted by: IC - #FJB
Its not talked about enough how despicable it is to die in office of old age.
Its like a monument of how disgusting human nature can be.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (YsTC1)
So, Karen?
Posted by: runner at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (DMcz+)
If you need a U in the acronym, may I suggest Unsatisfied? AWFUL!
Posted by: rd at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (xSnUX)
Except sometimes politicians really do do the dumbest possible thing.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (+WWsf)
Disagree. Old patriarchs going senile often cling to the idea that they are still in charge until the very end. They'll have to pry the presidency outta his cold dead hands.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (+WWsf)
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I remember reading that during the last couple years of his life, when his mind was really going, that LBJ's family and staff basically set up a Fisher-Price Pretend White House at his ranch, and would have daily briefings, etc. because he was convinced he was still President.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (lNHqD)
All expense paid trip to a dude ranch?
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (+LCoQ)
I think this is likely to happen if they see that they are going to be slaughtered in the mid-terms and they want to control who the VP is. Because if the Republicans get a big win, then they article 25 Biden, and follow that with the impeachment of Harris and will have chosen her replacement.
Trump 2.0 anyone?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (TsIaP)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:41 PM (hV9ir)
Can you believe they're having this trial while McCain's funeral is still going on?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: Kumswallah at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (WmGrA)
Of course, she IS the wife of an ex-president, and that worked for Hillary.
Posted by: GWB at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (66jgF)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Vairish84
++
America was way different then when it came to bipartisan politics, there's no way a play like that works today.
Posted by: Hylian at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (YsTC1)
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Counts me out, 'cept for being female.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (xSnUX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/hxzvt3cs
Worthy of a rethread, bact to what I posted about reading and Ace mentioned in the thread that Alec with intent aimed and fired at the woman and the scene didn't call for loaded ( even with blanks) or firing the weapon.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 17, 2021 05:40 PM (TE+16)
They don't need cocksuckers in SCOTUS. They already have Roberts.
Posted by: flounder at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (SH2Zi)
The defense clearly wants a retrial because this video is proof that it was self defense
The prosecutor clearly withheld it because it ruins their case.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (cMDTy)
No one has wanted Commie Lay to give them a beejer for at least 15 years, maybe 20. Least of all Dopey.
Wikipedia sez Commie Lay is 57, which makes her about 45-50 years too old to appeal to Dopey.
And, though I'm about as straight as one can be, I think I'd rather get a beejer from Buttjizz than Commie Lay. At least you wouldn't run the risk of hearing that horrendous cackle. Talk about things that would make your dick crawl up your own ass to get away...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (bW8dp)
All expense paid trip to a dude ranch?
Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself)
Call me!
Posted by: Mike Lindell at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (WmGrA)
nood
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (xSnUX)
You're a great F.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (PJw8J)
It's just stupid enough to actually happen, is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:44 PM (6FeV1)
Oh lordy - completely forgotten about his existence.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Archer at November 17, 2021 05:45 PM (gmo/4)
per googles:
It's AWFL, which stands for affluent, white, female, liberal. AWFL describes a major phenomenon in American politics. "The Great Awokening" has pushed the Democratic Party to the far-left, and college-educated white women are the vanguard of this development
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (jpZm5)
Collage indoctrinated is more accurate.
Posted by: Javems at November 17, 2021 05:46 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 17, 2021 05:46 PM (6FeV1)
After smelling it, none of the Bachelors picked that finger.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2021 05:46 PM (djY7Y)
Hey, whether it's Kamala seeking the top spot, or Biden's handlers wanting her out... it's one time when the policy of MAD (mutual assured destruction) brings me joy.
Let the games begin.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 17, 2021 05:46 PM (dQvv7)
But they got 81 million votes. Sure.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2021 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: McDirty at November 17, 2021 05:47 PM (wk1Sa)
But no. He had to be an asshole to the very end, even leaving behind notice who he did and didn't want at the funeral. Screw him.
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 17, 2021 05:48 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM (lNHqD)
that's very Shakespearean: he chased One Thing for his entire life, bent every rule, broke a few laws - and people - just to get what he desired so badly.
and as soon as he finally grabbed it, it destroyed him in no time at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:48 PM (trdmm)
Tanned, rested, ready, experienced: Admiral Rachel Leland Levine
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2021 05:48 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Legion of Boom at November 17, 2021 05:50 PM (WgWHG)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB
Don't forget molest children.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 17, 2021 05:37 PM (kBuGL)
Cannot wait for blue helmet target practice.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 17, 2021 05:50 PM (IJES/)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
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The problem, we will all suffer the consequences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2021 05:50 PM (bPH26)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at November 17, 2021 05:46 PM (dQvv7)
I agree! There's almost nothing so sweet as to see our enemies tearing themselves apart, trying to pre-assign blame for the Tsunami they know is coming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 17, 2021 05:50 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: aelfheld at November 17, 2021 05:51 PM (Zy9Yy)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
ding ding ding
We have the winner!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 17, 2021 05:52 PM (TsIaP)
Trump 2.0 anyone?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at November 17, 2021 05:43 PM
That's hysterical! The Republicans doing something after a big win other than feathering their own nests. At what club do you do your standup comedy act?
Posted by: Chuck C at November 17, 2021 05:53 PM (EughT)
Hasn't even been a year and not only do they both have record low approval ratings and sinking but people are openly wondering if one or the other is going to be forced out.
But they got 81 million votes. Sure.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2021 05:47 PM
Denier. At least 60 million American citizens went to the polls and cast 81 million votes in a landslide victory for Joe Biden from Scranton, Pennsylvania. You're now on 'ignore'.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 17, 2021 05:59 PM (dQvv7)
I suppose they could release some dirt on Cumallah that contains illegalities and dump her that way.
But, that assumes the Cumallah and/or her allies don't have the same on Squirtz or his horrible family.
And if, they knock each other out, then Pelosi sure as hell isn't stepping aside for the chance to be the First Female Preezy. I think she gets an even bigger gavel with that title.
So, an appointment with loads of cash makes sense. except Cumallah would be stupid to take it. Even her Shoe Size IQ could see the dangers there.
So, long story short, nothing happens till Biden quits, dies, or runs for the next election. And with him being 79, senile, and frail...well, the Dim Elite can get rid of him anytime they want and no one would say boo.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2021 06:01 PM (5NkmN)
Patrick Leahy.
Makes sense now why Leahy announced his alleged retirement this far out from the actual election voting. Leahy is a person of color, presuming that ultra-translucent white counts as a color (which, by that definition, also makes him a trans person, given that he is literally trans-lucent ... intersectionality points there). The thought is that the 188-year old Leahy will make Biden look young and spry by comparison.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at November 17, 2021 06:02 PM (1MhhD)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 17, 2021 06:06 PM (NXGjq)
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LOL. The GOP is a useless piece of dogshit. They won't do any such thing cuz...all together now.... IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 17, 2021 06:10 PM (OalnH)
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Posted by: banjo at November 17, 2021 06:31 PM (tSiV9)
He is the only type of candidate that would work. Republicans will never vote to confirm a potential contender for 2024. They wouldn't want to give someone the position of incumbency. Thus, nobody who would actually run for the job.
Biden can't kick out the first WPOC under his own side's rules. He needs either a woman or POC to replace her. That person has to be acceptable to both wings of the Dem coalition. None of the D-Senators (or R-Senators) who see themselves as President (all of them) will confirm a Senator, unless someone old and useless like a Leahy. They won't confirm a Congressman who would be getting a boost up from likely obscurity. It is unlikely that a replacement like a Karen Bass or the woman running against Rubio would want to be perceived as being part of the knife brigade. That leaves a very small list of people. They can't appoint someone that could turn out to be as incompetent as Harris.
Clyburn is relatively moderate for the D caucus (he did stop the Sanders train). He is a POC checks that box. He is liked by both wings of the D caucus, check that. He is actually older than Biden, but mentally sharp.
Posted by: Vairish84 at November 17, 2021 06:42 PM (3vtHv)
The cure for the progs is definitely getting big Mike in the mix... yup, that'll do it.
Posted by: Inogame at November 17, 2021 06:47 PM (myDBF)
OR - conspiracy theory alert - Barry can't be veep as he's termed; but no such limit is placed on the Speaker of the House (of which the Speaker need not be a member)... so MaligNancy could quit, Barry could be voted in as Speaker, then Dementia 25th'd, Kamala go spend time with some other woman's husband and - Barry is Back!
Posted by: Alexander Scipio at November 17, 2021 07:10 PM (+uzCP)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 17, 2021 07:30 PM (X12Ck)
All the while Joe is watching Thomas the Tank engine and wondering why Mayor Peter hasn't put pennies on the track to make Thomas an all terrain train.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 17, 2021 07:32 PM (AxTZp)
Posted by: Jing H Yu at November 17, 2021 07:38 PM (XgHTd)
My guess is, one way or another, we'll end up with a president Gavin Newsome and Vice President Buttgag. Or vice versa. That's the endgame. That's the ultimate humiliation of the United States of America, and nation most definitely under judgment.
Posted by: SMFH at November 17, 2021 07:41 PM (u/7wY)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at November 17, 2021 09:03 PM (Qc+Wp)
Posted by: deadrody at November 17, 2021 09:12 PM (V9901)
Next is Buttigieg, after that will be Sanders and then Warren, Bloomberg, Yang by then the Biden 2024-2028 administration will be in full swing and then Klobuchar and any others who attempt to primary Joe.
The Job is basically "Not a Job" but a position he can give people who drop out of his way.
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