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Quick Hits
-- T. Clair "Flufferboy" Binger, probably
("Well, one of sseveral reasons, if I'm being honest!") Little blog business: The cobloggers have very kindly agreed to give me the greatest present in the world: A vacation. I'll be taking Thanksgiving week off, mostly, until the Tuesday after. I may check in here and there. I can't tell you how thankful I am to the cobloggers for this. It will be so good to have a week off. Try not to give them too much trouble, huh? If they caution you and you disagree with their opinion, just remember, everyone takes a beating sometimes right? If you guys miss me half as much as I miss you, then I'll miss you twice as much as you'll miss me.
New York PostThe script supervisor says that Alec Baldwin cocked and fired the loaded gun for a scene that did not require either action.
@nypost
Daniel Baldwin says Alec only being blamed for deadly 'Rust' shooting because of his political views -
I mean, it's not like he was the trigger man.
Posted by: Anonysaurus Wrecks
She's suing, I imagine, for intentional infliction of emotional distress, but I stopped reading after that. My whole theory on this is that Baldwin blew off safety protocols because he thought those were for "Noobies" (of which he was one) and imagined that Real Men and Experienced Gun-Handlers (of which he is neither) would handle guns in a casual, dick-slinging way having no fear of the weapon because they're just so comfortable with them they're extensions of their body. So to prove he was a Real Man who Really Knew Guns Well (again, neither of these were true), he just slung the gun around casually aiming at people and firing it to show he wasn't a p*ssy who's afraid of a gun. He's an asshole, a narcissist, an idiot, and... something else. I don't know the full story, but I know someone -- Adam Carolla, maybe? -- spoke of his respect for Tina Fey for being able to control Alec Baldwin and get him to actually work and read his lines on 30 Rock. He didn't elaborate, but he made it sound like this was a very difficult and very emotionally and physically draining ordeal. You can speculate the reasons about why a 50 year old actor would have trouble being available to work on time and reading his lines. I can only think of substance abuse, or possibly extreme psychological problems, as reasons for the need of being carefully and closely monitored and handled as if he were a dangerous circus animal being asked to work with humans. I don't like David French wearing blackface at church. I know he adopted a black daughter, but isn't it still racially insensitive to attend black church in full blackface? The worst economist in the world -- the hyperpartisan and thus hypeprone to error Paul Krugman -- admits he was completely wrong in predicting that Biden's hugely inflationary multiple rounds of unprecedented stimulus would not produce inflation. Although he doesn't admit this -- of course he doesn't -- the reason he "missed" such an obvious thing is because he's not an economist, he's a partisan cheerleader who uses his economics credential only as a tool to in partisan advocacy.
Alec Baldwin "intentionally" fired a gun toward cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the "Rust" movie set, disregarding set protocol in the deadly shooting, according to a new lawsuit filed Wednesday. ... In the suit, Mitchell claimed, "Alec Baldwin intentionally, without just cause or excuse, cocked and fired and loaded gun even though the upcoming scene to be filmed did not call for the cocking and firing of a firearm."
Marvel writer urges his fellow leftists to burn Kenosha to the ground.
One of the things that state prosecutor Thomas Binger used in his argument against Kyle Rittenhouse was the idea of provocation. But one commentator who works with Disney's Marvel Comics didn't get the memo when he openly called for people to burn down the city of Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Man wearing a “F— Kyle” shirt calls a woman a “cum dumpster” & hits her outside the #Kenosha courthouse. He then attacks another person & tries to cover his face and hits a photographer. #BLM #Rittenhouse. Video by @RebsBrannon: pic.twitter.com/3Bt1nmTtUw
— Andy Ngô 🏳️🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) November 17, 2021
Rep. @laurenboebert: "My colleague & three-month presidential candidate from Calif. [@ericswalwell], who’s on the Intelligence Committee, slept with Fang Fang, a Chinese spy. Let me say that again. A member of Congress who receives classified briefings was sleeping w/ the enemy." pic.twitter.com/DvlQv2KjPF
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 17, 2021
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Isaac Schorr is the latest in National Review's apparently-inexhaustible supply of juvenile highly attitudinal, highly adenoidal neoliberal know-nothings. Someone called him Ramesh Ponuru's latest pet. Give National Review money so that these cowardly bentbacked nightcrawling pervert-fingered goblins can Fight For You. Or just cut out the middleman and send your donation directly to the Protasia Foundation.
David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
@davereaboi
Sit your ass down, you little bitch.
Kathy Hochul signs bill today requiring utility companies use their customers’ preferred pronouns. So brave! pic.twitter.com/mzi74tq9lm
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) November 17, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 06:22 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 06:23 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:23 PM (guGkK)
Really, Ace?? Math??
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 06:24 PM (mZUr4)
Long-time lurker and some time commenter - Dan
Posted by: Dansgirls at November 18, 2021 06:24 PM (BcJdL)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 18, 2021 06:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: King Harv at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (k4dH2)
It will be fun getting power bills addressed to "Your Lordship" and "Your Worship".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (/U27+)
old, busted: 100 comment rule
new hotness: 100 beating rule
Posted by: Hands at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (Bmy3R)
You don't know the half of it. I can't keep up with it all. I've half-written like five posts about it all, but scrap them because, is it really worth the work? Who reads them anymore?
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:27 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (qNoeu)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (Bmy3R)
Kathy Hochul signs bill today requiring utility companies use their customers' preferred pronouns. So brave!
_________
Whereas utility companies usually prefer "shithead" in dealing with customers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (/U27+)
21 Ace, have a wonderful time off. Thank you for all you do. We won't burn the place down, I swear.
thank you, Ben!
>>>5 You deserve the vacation, Ace. Thanks for all you do!
thank YOU!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 18, 2021 06:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (k4dH2)
Gay squirrels.. They look fabulous
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:29 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:29 PM (2JoB8)
Stay of the Lincoln Project Man Boy Love Lido Deck.
Watch your cornhole!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:29 PM (yrol0)
we really go for guys,
but they don't go for us,
I wonder why?
fft, ffft ffft, ffft
Posted by: Gopher Girls at November 18, 2021 06:29 PM (r5BVk)
I gotta say that she does it for me the physical traits department. Looked especially fine in the LGB dress.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (cSs/W)
It will be fun getting power bills addressed to "Your Lordship" and "Your Worship".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (I2/tG)
So, States don't have to abide by that whole Freedom of Speech nonsense? Because that is sooooo last Millenium!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (oHd/0)
21 Ace, have a wonderful time off. Thank you for all you do. We won't burn the place down, I swear.
thank you, Ben!
>>>5 You deserve the vacation, Ace. Thanks for all you do!
thank YOU!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:28 PM (0G13K)
Slacker... Just kidding have a great time
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (Bmy3R)
If Erick tells you you can't come in, just ignore him. He's such a kidder!!!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (6vaxi)
Try not to give them too much trouble, huh?
========
Nothing ever goes wrong with the substitute teacher. Swearsies!
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (H1eAg)
It will be fun getting power bills addressed to "Your Lordship" and "Your Worship".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2021 06:26 PM (I2/tG)
I'm pretty sure Portland General Electric is kicking themselves for not thinking of this themselves.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (87qwM)
Ace's luck, he'll just be getting ready for vacation, day 1, and the KR verdict will come out.
Ignore it. Take the well-deserved time off.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (SH2Zi)
I keep hoping we have hit peak stupidity...
and I keep getting disappointed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (oHd/0)
don't cross those streams!
also have a great vacay Ace!!!! I hope you're going to Florida or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM
I think that is exactly it, and more proof that Hollywood has absolutely no idea how real men act.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (Q9lwr)
no just a staycation but that's all i want
and thank you
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (0G13K)
If Erick tells you you can't come in, just ignore him. He's such a kidder!!!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:30 PM (0G13K)
Judges would have also accepted:
Estwing Gooseneck Wrecking Bar PRO 36 Pry Bar with Angled Chisel End & Forged Steel Construction EWB-36PS
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (yrol0)
I may take up drinking.
But since I'm sure Ace will be looking for some hot wymmyns action while on vacay, DC is smokin'
Pelosi Caught Without Mask at Swingers Bar in D.C. With Rep. Yvette Clarke
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2021 06:31 PM (j9HX3)
I am thinking about getting the Venetian blind sandwich business back together.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (OX9vb)
https://tinyurl.com/hxzvt3cs
Alec is going pay out his nose in lawsuits even if he gets away criminally free, just as Ace's original thread on him he pointed and fired on purpose, now did he think it was blanks or empty who knows.
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (5NkmN)
"I'm sorry, Your Honor. I saw the teeth, and it's squirrel season, you know."
"Were you wearing the required 120 square inches of blaze orange?"
"Yes, Your Honor."
"Case dismissed."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (lNHqD)
Idiot early alert system?
And also, we are moving in the Hunger Games timeline.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Idiocracy at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (cSyAR)
no just a staycation but that's all i want
and thank you
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (0G13K)
Its not a real vaca till you roll into town with Aunt Edna strapped to the luggage rack!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CrankyJ at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (HPV+X)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (yPDRi)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (2xGy+)
ok
Posted by: married dude at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (cSyAR)
Well for starters they are people. Give me a dog or cat any day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (d3GwU)
I don't like the mens no more either! Hallelujah! Praise the Lawd!
I wasn't gay to begin with, but praise Him anyway!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)
I'm not nearly drunk enough to understand that.
In all honesty, Ace, I hope you have a lovely vacation.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (2JVJo)
In the body of the article, it says that McMichael admitted that Arbery didn't threaten McMichael or brandish a weapon, and that McMichael admitted that Arbery "was just running."
I watched McMichael's trial testimony. Here is what he actually testified about the shooting: he and his father had been in their truck, trying to spot Arbery, whom they had seen running past their house, and whom they recognized as the guy who had been seen on video surveillance cams in a neighbor's residence on 4 prior occasions, at night. They'd encountered Arbery on the road, asked him to stop, he turned and ran. They tried to find him again, and eventually (after another encounter where he didn't speak) they were parked and Arbery came running up behind them. McMichael started yelling at Arbery to stop, Arbery kept running at him. McMichael reached into his truck and got his rifle, Arbery ran around the side of the truck, and then jumped McMichael, hitting him in the head and grabbing for his gun. McMichael shot him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (k4dH2)
and thank you
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (0G13K)
I hope it's relaxing and energizing for you. I like staycations.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (h/pNJ)
This is what happens when your first crush as a kid is Gadget from Rescue Rangers, and not an actual human woman. You grow up and become a "fashion" designer who does this.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)
Gosh, I remember high school - I had the crap beaten out of me every day after school, because I was such a complete loser. Everyone in the school joined in, even the girls.
But, I've spent the fifteen years as a prosecutor in Kenosha, getting to exercise my totalitarian urges, and getting to eat at Golden Corral every night.
And yet, I'm still not happy.
Posted by: James Kraus! at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (I2/tG)
But, mostly removing staples.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 06:33 PM (5NkmN)
Deez nuts. Good call on the squirrel look,
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2021 06:37 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:37 PM (2JVJo)
Baldwin has been in SEVENTEEN movies where he used a gun.
He was not a novice. He KNEW better.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:37 PM (2JVJo)
I was hoping she'd use my preferred pronoun for Ilhan:
Brother-Fucker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Shiner Bock, please.
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (mE8HP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: pookysgirl, literally shaking..... no wait, that's shivering at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (XKZwp)
Literally who?
...
he's one of National Review's newest untalented ignorant neoliberal brats
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (0G13K)
But, mostly for slicing wieners.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 06:35 PM (5NkmN)
Ensuring they will never again be asked for a blow job.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ace
Please avoid any shelving, we want you back in one piece.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (6vaxi)
Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Shiner Bock, please.
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (mE8HP)
Ah yes. Many years ago now on a trip to Hill Country, I enjoyed that beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 06:32 PM (F0YaR)
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Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (zzhZe)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (ESjRY)
If Ella Emhoff was a lezzy, she'd rather rim Tater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (r5BVk)
Just driving through...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (CjFDo)
"One week to spread the slow," they tell us.
Eighteen months later, still waiting for the return of the Ace.
Howcum "eighteen" doesn't have a double "t"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - hiding in Ace's time machine which he totally doesn't have at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (OLqL4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (6vaxi)
And, this is important, drink water.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (Tnijr)
no just a staycation but that's all i want
and thank you
Posted by: ace
At your Icelandic lair ?
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (arJlL)
I know how it works. It's basically a method by which boomers pay little property tax, while millennial and GenZer pay through the nose.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
You really don't understand it. Later buyers pay property tax based on the value of the home they can actually afford to pay (or they wouldn't buy). Someone who decides to buy an expensive house has control over whether they want to take on the associated costs and it is reasonable to expect that if they can afford to buy a house for $1.1mil, they can pay the tax on $1.1mil. I was in the same boat 24 years ago -- I had to accept the tax on a $200K house. I made the calculation and did. I made it again when I remodeled my house in 2004, gaining a $112,000 increase in assessed value. My income has certainly not increased with the value of my property (especially given the way the real estate market here is), so basically you're kulaking me. If Proposition 13 were eliminated, the state would utterly collapse. People who've owned their homes for a significant period would have to sell and leave the state. That's essentially what led to Proposition 13 in the first place. It is overwhelmingly popular.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (KAi1n)
Ah yes. Many years ago now on a trip to Hill Country, I enjoyed that beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:39 PM (s2VJv)
__________
Shiner is a nice little town on alt-90 east of San Antonio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Baseball Cuck at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: pookysgirl, always with a book on hand at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (XKZwp)
You should try it sometime. It's awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (0ryfU)
"One week to spread the slow," they tell us.
Eighteen months later, still waiting for the return of the Ace.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hiding in Ace's time machine which he totally doesn't have at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (OLqL4)
Oh and we require daily proof of life submissions, or we're coming in after you, Escape From NY style. Maybe even with KR.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: mindful webworker
One is hiding behind the other, so you can't see it.
Why doesn't "Forty" have a "u"?
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (P1f+c)
Did baseball cuck get beaned by a fast ball?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
_________
Ed Driscoll will kiss and make him better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (/U27+)
Idiot early alert system?
And also, we are moving in the Hunger Games timeline.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 06:34 PM (bDqIh)
======
And I thought the bull ring in the nose was a tip-off.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (H1eAg)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 06:41 PM (arJlL)
Excuse you, it's called "The Fortress of Solitude"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (cSs/W)
last night on Bret's POS show
Posted by: REDACTED at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (us2H3)
I'll probably leave the shelves though.
Posted by: johnd01 at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (uVQvU)
Seven hobos in seven nights. You can do it, man!
Believe in yourself!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 06:36 PM (s2VJv)
Dude you are fucking crazy smart!
Posted by: married dude at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Is this vacation the Ewok version of that Klingon mating thing, where your mind gets all goofy, and you try to kill somebody with a long stick in an arena?
You sure a week off is gonna be enough time?
Have fun, you deserve it!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (63Dwl)
_________
Ed Driscoll will kiss and make him better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:42 PM (/U27+)
Euuuuwwwww. Driscoll already has Treacher cooties all over him.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (Rug9y)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (2JoB8)
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Kinda long for a band name....but there only one way to find out !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
For those trolls, you can take the day off.
Posted by: Golfman at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid got beaver oiled at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (TRGyz)
I'll probably leave the shelves though.
Posted by: johnd01 at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (uVQvU)
My 6 YO grandnephew likes my watch and ask me if he can have it when I and dead.
His mom was freeked/laughing.
Posted by: married dude at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at November 18, 2021 06:44 PM (Rug9y)
Foot soldiers follow orders.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
It's important to get an early start on the vacay set-of-mind. Doing absolutely nothing useful for the last half of the last workday sets the mood.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (F0YaR)
Wait'll they make Weasel Teeth the next Thing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (bDqIh)
This seems suspiciously like math.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (6vaxi)
His mom was freeked/laughing.
Posted by: married dude at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (yrol0)
Watch your 6.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (XvPQV)
Like a commenter roast.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (7F9te)
The only authority she referenced was ...
President Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (ZQR/T)
Sandy beaches, drinking rum every night.
We got no money, mama, but we can go;
We'll split the difference, go to Coconut Grove.
Posted by: married dude at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (yrol0)
Washington Post: Sen. John Kennedy running the 'same old red scare' play with Saule Omarova
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Difference is these commies aren't hiding under the bed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (0ryfU)
"Modern" baseball metrics suck.
Posted by: Crusader at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Looks like a tautology from here.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (ZSK0i)
If not it must be hung
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, literally shaking..... no wait, that's shivering at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (XKZwp)
I think I see rbe problem.
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (mE8HP)
Like a commenter roast.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (7F9te)
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That would be fun to read.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (H1eAg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (XvPQV)
By one report he was practicing his quickdraw.
So... yeah... but it's all one motion.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (oHd/0)
Willamette Valley Hate Watch
@UsVSbullies
1)It has recently come to light that Aubrey Danner aka Turbo aka aubs who has been a primary contact with WVHW since 12/2020 has been providing sensitive information to far right organizers (including Jeff "Mikey" Johnson) since at least mid October 2021.
2) This account as well as the Instagram have been made secure and we are conducting a full investigation with trusted partners. We will be releasing more information to this thread as it becomes available.
3) We understand comrades have a lot of questions and concerns and we are making it a top priority to ensure the facts and potential risks are shared with all of you as we sort through everything.
If you have such concerns, info, tips about fash activity etc. not related to the breech please reach out to @rosecityantifa @cvagainstfash @PNWAWC
or trusted AGs and other trusted orgs. The Usvsbullies.protonmail is compromised.
"Turbo" apparently decided she liked Proud Boys more than soi boys, sexually.
This is the second recent case of a prominent Portland Antifa figure who decided they'd rather sleep with a conservative than leftists.
Posted by: James Kraus! at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (0ryfU)
Enjoy your time off, Ace! Eat till your stupid then sleep like it's going out of style.
I didn't realize Lauren Boebert was so cute.
Her and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (llON8)
Excuse you, it's called "The Fortress of Solitude"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
--
Fortress of Solitude.
Posted by: AZD
Horde mind engaged.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (6vaxi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (XvPQV)
I read that a dieseled!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: 3 foot long Mexican cowboy boot toes at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (WsdF0)
Like a commenter roast.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (7F9te)
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Though I'd hate to be Garrett.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (H1eAg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (7F9te)
That would be epic.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (OX9vb)
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I'll just settle for a simple "Your Excellency".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (YK8CE)
Enjoy your time off, Ace! Eat till your stupid then sleep like it's going out of style.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (1Yy3c)
a fireman
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (XvPQV)
And it's worse than that in the Military.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (Irn0L)
And in that vein, some people long for the best Thanksgiving evar
https://youtu.be/k111xowLzIQ
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (Xrfse)
If not it must be hung
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (2JoB
Karen Juror asked to take the Jury instructions home, probably to see if there was a loophole where they could find that he acted in self defense, but still convict on some charge.
Which, you should not be able to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)
I guarantee it would be... different.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nananana nananana bats, maaannn! at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (O7kBk)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JTB at November 18, 2021 06:50 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2021 06:50 PM (WsdF0)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 06:50 PM (V13WU)
i'm up at the crack of 9:30 almost every day. Call me Farmer Ace.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (0G13K)
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I'll just settle for a simple "Your Excellency".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (FVME7)
Emperor.
Posted by: Ming, the Merciless... at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM (XvPQV)
I read that a dieseled!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (yrol0)
I don't know what that would do to a dog's dick, but let's find out.
(no dogs were harmed, even by imagination or inference, in these insults)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: blaster at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (mbFEM)
Tomorrow has to be the end of Kyle's trial, doesn't it?
If not it must be hung
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:47 PM
yeah, but I'm thinking they won't announce the verdict on a Friday
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)
last night on Bret's POS show
Posted by: REDACTED at November 18, 2021 06:43 PM (us2H3)
I like Trump but I don't want him running again. Too old, and he hadn't figured out the personnel thing even at the very end. He went with Amy Coney Barrett instead of Ron DeSantis's suggestion of Barbara Ochoa. His ego seems to be a huge impediment to his learning how to actually drain the swamp.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (ulaXh)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (KOlLu)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (+ya+t)
that's a good idea. I used to try to take the weekend off from the internet but I haven't done that in a while.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (0G13K)
____________
It's true Arbery didn't say anything to McMichael. He just attacked him and tried to take his gun from him. There is videotape of this, so it's not a case of it being just McMichael's word.
And there is video of Arbery repeatedly being in the neighbor's house, which was under construction, on 4 different occasions at night. The state claims Arbery was just an innocent jogger, but many of the neighbors had video surveillance cameras, and nobody's had ever recorded Arbery being in the neighborhood in the daytime, running or otherwise. He was just there at night, going into a private residence, which was "pitch black" according to the neighbor witnesses, so he could "look around." (He was an aspiring electrician's helper, and just wanted to see the wiring!). Did Arbery typically "jog" at night with a flashlight, or did he have night vision goggles, or what? The guy was a known thief, with a long record of prior arrests and encounters with cops.
But I guess McMichael should have just let Arbery give him a beating, or take his rifle away and shoot him with it, because how dare he shoot a guy who had not verbalized any threat to him?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (k4dH2)
https://tinyurl.com/dtu29ddw
The Post Millennial: Antifa Journalist Accused Of Predatory Behavior By Women; Expressed Racist, Antisemitic Views And Called For Murders.
It would be funny if it weren't so sad and infuriating,
Fuck these people.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)
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Is that what F1 does?
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (H1eAg)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (DUIap)
Might as well get it over with
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (87qwM)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Old and Busted: The Russians and Trump are stealing our precious bodily fluids. Kill them. Kill them all!
New Hotness: Soviets are our friends and you'd have to be a Racist McRacist to believe otherwise.
Posted by: Baseball Cuck at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Turn Two at November 18, 2021 06:52 PM (H1eAg)
IMSA TA ETC ETC ETC
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)
Just saw on a previous thread about Delilah's win. Congrats!
Posted by: JTB at November 18, 2021 06:50 PM (7EjX1)
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Thank you. Her Majesty said Lila showed beautifully.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
It's the American Way!
https://tinyurl.com/d5hn8fnw
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (2JVJo)
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He's not *entirely* wrong.
I'd be a liar if I were to say that I weren't having a blast with him being a Super Smart Anti-Gun Person who doesn't need to know the same rules regarding firearms that my four six old special needs child was taught.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (CM8Oa)
Enjoy your time off, Ace! Eat till your stupid then sleep like it's going out of style.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (1Yy3c)
Ace won't be able to stay way from here any more than we can
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)
Not Kamala and Pete ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (87qwM)
__________
I thought there was going to be no math.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:38 PM (0G13K)
Ah, thanks. No wonder I've never heard of him, NR getting its first click from me in a long time only yesterday
> 104 someone said he was "one of Ramesh Ponuru's pets"
ohmy.jpg
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (d3GwU)
Hah. The Rittenhouse verdict will drag him back to the keyboard like the tractor beam on the Enterprise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (guGkK)
What makes it even funnier was the she claims that her family was oppressed dissidents in the Soviet Union.
Moscow State University (MGU in Russian) was the most elite university in the USSR. (It was almost impossible for Jews to attend MGU, for example.) People who were viewed as unreliable politically were not admitted.
She was also an official in the Komsomol (Young Communists).
Some "dissident".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2021 06:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:48 PM (cSs/W)
No, obviously not. It will be a hoot when Manchin votes to confirm.
And have a great vacation, ace.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 18, 2021 06:55 PM (ulaXh)
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2021 06:55 PM (mE8HP)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)
I would walk out and grab a SS pistol and say their names were Anti and Fi. KILL THEM DEAD.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 06:55 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 18, 2021 06:56 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
Go ahead and laugh, but I've built an entire career on that principle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ace
**
People burning french fries and filling cardboard tubes with ice and sugar water are making $19 an hour around here.
No one of value that was making under $30/hour is going to be doing a good job in the next year. Why should they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 06:56 PM (CM8Oa)
Duncanthrax: This seems suspiciously like math.
If you diagram Ace's sentence, you realize it's a Mobius strip of infinite repetition.
Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it Morbius? at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (O7kBk)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (YK8CE)
Profit.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (7X3UV)
Thanks... Wait....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (87qwM)
__________
I thought there was going to be no math.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (7X3UV)
........
What time did you say the train left New York?
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Logged in to PTO portal and discovered I've taken off a grand total of 15 days in the past 5 years.
I'm taking all of December off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (SXj99)
The hard-Left attorney representing this guy is also on the San Francisco Police Commission, which sets policy for the police department.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (I2/tG)
Suja Organic. "Uber Greens". Contains cucumber, celery, grapefruit, green chard, lettuce. "Paired with" lemon, kale, spinach, parsley, mint tea.
Smells and tastes like a freshly mowed lawn and I paid almost four bucks for this garbage.
I make bad decisions. Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (1Yy3c)
I speculate that hollywood liberals hate guns so much because they know how incompetently they're handled on their sets and just assume that citizens handle guns in the same way their productions do. See liberal women thinking all men are rapist monsters because they spend so much of their time around liberal men.
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (vMCab)
Genius.
Wait, what?
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (AwPyG)
Profit.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (7X3UV)
Vanguard offers an entire ETF built on that principle. It's going gangbusters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (guGkK)
Like a commenter roast.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 06:46 PM (7F9te)
Yeesh. I'd hate to see Ace's takedown of me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (2JVJo)
I was hoping she'd use my preferred pronoun for Ilhan:
Brother-Fucker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
My husband, brother and I are both highly offended.
Posted by: Ilhan al-Omar at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)
A Purdue University assistant professor who specializes in "positive emotions" and "parental involvement" is accused of beating his wife in front of his 10-year-old son while his song was locked in a dog cage.
John Froiland has a Ph.D. in school psychology and is on paid administrative leave.
Police in West Lafayette say Froiland confronted his wife at about 4:30 pm last Wednesday shortly after she returned home from a shopping trip because he was angry that he did not know where she had been all day.
Police say he held her against a wall and put his son in a dog crate. They say Froiland broke off a leg from a wooden rocking chair and began hitting the woman. She was left with welts and bruises, investigators say.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 06:54 PM (CM8Oa)
He worked on SEVENTEEN movies where he carried a gun.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
........
We should have a Zoom meeting.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
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I had a great Spanish teacher in high school. He'd make us do word problems like this to practice comprehension and numbers.
And he'd say "Carry the Juan" at times, which never got old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid walking Doug the dog at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (TRGyz)
Never met a psychologist or therapist who did not have major problems...
or a Marriage counselor who had a good marriage.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (oHd/0)
*this is not a legal contract. If you have questions, please contact my lawyer, Cicero. You can reach him by phone.
Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)
........
We should have a Zoom meeting.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
I'm up for that.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Y5 at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (qOOSi)
Xeroxed ass photos may not be great art to you.
But, for "Hunter Biden" they're pure gold.
The downside?
Ace has to infect himself with 65 different STDs, including Venezuelan Screaming Rocket Testicles, to make his disguise believable.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (6FeV1)
I ain't ever going to bring the funny like he does.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Evil Leader Xi! at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (I2/tG)
I haz teh sadz.
Posted by: Bosk at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (SXj99)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (3D/fK)
Profit.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 06:57 PM (7X3UV)
The real road to wealth is to ape Congress's investments. The Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker on Twitter is doing a fine service.
What was the latest on there? Some senator investing heavily in cattle futures? Gee, wonder why?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (cSs/W)
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to break some billing code. Oh, you only tested Mr, Madame, Dr, Doctor, etc? Well, I want to be referred to as His Royal Highness, Protector of the Realm, Defiler of Communists, Avenger of Marvel.
What? Your billing code doesn't allow strings that long? Lawsuit! You are breaching my rights as defined in the Kathy Hochul bill.
Next, we're going to test a string of obscure Chinese double wide characters to see if you're Unicode compliant.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2021 06:51 PM (DUIap)
_______________
The Arbery case is going to the jury next week. It would be funny if the Rittenhouse and Arbery juries both came back with acquittals on the same day.
The left would freak.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Well damn. It's about time they made it to the 21st Century.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (KOlLu)
Because I can't think of a single other reason why someone would think that rodent incisors are a fashion accessory.
Posted by: junior at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (OG6RN)
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Sounds like he was pretty involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at November 18, 2021 07:03 PM (d3GwU)
And he'd say "Carry the Juan" at times, which never got old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Wow. My German instructor said shit like:
"STEF AUF, wenn du mir antwortest!"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 07:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (sG4Hj)
Knight of the Order of Dragons.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:03 PM (oHd/0)
El Rushbo used to lament that every time he went on vacation something big would go down.
Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)
You're pardoned! Did you bring your poults with you? I love poults, they're so soft. I bet they smell fantastic. I could show them the...thing, and then {BRRRRRRRT*slorp*gurgle*} umm, excuse me for a sec...
Jill, I need wipey-wipes!!
Posted by: Stinkfinger Joe, President of The United...Thing at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (5NkmN)
Is that the one where fire shoot out your dick?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (CM8Oa)
I ain't ever going to bring the funny like he does.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (5p7BC)
How are you at shelving?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (XvPQV)
This is the filth who wants a majority. A bunch of Failure Theater sell outs.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (upXAm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)
That is seriously f'd up.
Bets this wasn't the first time he's beaten his wife?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (bDqIh)
Well it will increase competition with China, if you stop and think about it.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (hdwhl)
It's cold, it's almost Thanksgiving, and you might get shot
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 07:05 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2021 07:06 PM (WsdF0)
Kathy Hochul signs bill today requiring utility companies use their customers' preferred pronouns. So brave!
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to break some billing code.
We'll have to go through an entirely new "Year 2000" project to change all the billing software.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 07:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I have the Ace shelving gene. They all fall down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at November 18, 2021 07:06 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:06 PM (0ryfU)
Bets this wasn't the first time he's beaten his wife?
Posted by: Lizzy
"When did you stop beating your wife?"
"4:30, according to the police report"
Posted by: Miklos, citing Sources at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 06:58 PM (2JVJo)
.....
I think I'd kinda like it.
I enjoy getting made fun of, but I secretly take things to heart and it bothers me.
That kind of mockery and the subsequent depressive introspection and isolation is what fuels my hatred of the world. It's very invigorating.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: Hawkpilot
Might I suggest a career in diplomacy?
jk - I'm sure the asshoe had it coming.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (mD/uy)
... and because he's an asshole, but mostly because he's an asshole.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Just Another Thursday In Donetsk! at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (v0R5T)
**
You've got to be able to use things like Emperor God-King or they're not serious about it.
Remember, they can't tell anyone what their pronouns are. Make them eat it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (CM8Oa)
Why did they lock his song in a dog cage? You shouldn't mess with a man's favorite song.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ace
No, wow, that's the camel's nose in the tent, right there, Ace. "Just the cafe," then "just this one news post," then etc and it's like you never left.
Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly at first... at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (O7kBk)
Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (BPuaD)
.......
the whistling beejerz are fantastic.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (FVME7)
See! Fake but Accurate!!
Posted by: Dan Rather at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (7F9te)
True comedy is always based on cruelty. The target may be yourself... like with Rodney Dangerfield... but there is always both cruelty, and a streak of truth.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (oHd/0)
Start with the welfare office. If you don't work, you don't eat.
Happy now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (YqDXo)
Ace has to infect himself with 65 different STDs, including Venezuelan Screaming Rocket Testicles, to make his disguise believable.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (5NkmN)
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I saw Venezuelan Screaming Rocket Testicles open for Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Civic Arena in '96.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (lNHqD)
Rather ironic that ultranationalists nuked Donetsk in "By Dawn's Early Light" to start WW III.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (ZSK0i)
When Ace officially goes on vacation, trigger the invasion of Taiwan!
El Rushbo used to lament that every time he went on vacation something big would go down.
Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey
China will invade Ukraine and Russia will move on Taiwan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (ZQR/T)
Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (FVME7)
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Except for All the evidence they did present in 5 years. Except all of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (LvTSG)
Tell me how this is any of the State's business, let alone responsibility.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
*snort
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (taPSh)
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (Do5/p)
https://tinyurl.com/9us8n8u2
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)
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funny thing, before Democrats (Brack and his minions) started a civil war there, there was no war
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)
That kind of mockery and the subsequent depressive introspection and isolation is what fuels my hatred of the world. It's very invigorating.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (7F9te)
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My brother from another mother!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (2NHgQ)
at the fabulous price of $530 per course
really knows how to cut a deal
Posted by: REDACTED at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (FVME7)
So, after having spent 10's of millions of dollars, and having a staff of top investigators and lawyers...
How did Mueller not figure out the Democrat / Dossier connections?
Incompetence, or conspiracy... I'd like him to answer under oath.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (oHd/0)
Sorry though. The brothel's full.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkzYzTRqSHU
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
@KenDilanianNBC
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (FVME7)
=================
Yes! I keep it right here in my ass and I am happy to show anyone, anytime!
Posted by: Fusion Ken Dilanian at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (NBppC)
"Who? Never heard of him."
-- Xi, who is erasing Khan from Mongolia's history
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Excitable Boy at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (reUdz)
Posted by: f'd
AoS -- come for the pithy, repartee, and girlie links, but don't miss the beauty of simple poetic expression like this!
Posted by: mindful webworker - what else could a commenter named f'd say?! at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (O7kBk)
The two kids were innocents in all this..
And Cops, no less.
https://tinyurl.com/zr82x3ab
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Otto the Inflatable Co-pilot at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (LvTSG)
I need shelves for all my movies. I've been living*in this apartment for three years and they're still in boxes.
*As much as a profeshno driver can live anywhere, really.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (1Yy3c)
at the fabulous price of $530 per course
really knows how to cut a deal
Posted by: REDACTED at November 18, 2021 07:10 PM (us2H3)
With ivermectin at pennies a pill.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (oHd/0)
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Oh, so fusion ken is providing "second source" verification to another GPS oppo dump? See! Ken is saying the same thing as our report! It must be legit!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:00 PM (2JoB
If you leave your Soylent Green out uncaped in the sun there is an odd metathiasis reaction for the free radicals that changes the color.
At that point you shouldn't drink it, when the Soylent Green is Purple
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:09 PM (bDqIh)
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All your business belong to the state.
All your stuff belong to state.
You belong to state.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (oHd/0)
Did you just call me an "under oaf" ?
Posted by: Bobby Mueller at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Oh, good. I wasn't sure if it was a rock band, a sorority-girl liquor shot, or a badly-translated-from-Chinese bottle rocket.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (P1f+c)
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
None of these cheese dicks will be fired or face any professional backlash. The media is pure garbage.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (FVME7
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*nods sagaciously*
Probably because of something she did in bed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (LvTSG)
Have a great time!
I hope it is not like the end of Shane, with us shouting Come back Ace. Come back Ace.
Seriously, you have a powerhouse of fantastic co-bloggers. The dental plan must be crazy good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (u82oZ)
Ken Dilanian
@KenDilanianNBC
Even if the Steele dossier is discredited, there's plenty of evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I'm hearing the Duke Brothers wailing "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!" when I read this.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (0NzQ8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:08 PM (LvTSG)
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"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
I'm picturing you in a red tankini and thigh boots waving a rifle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:11 PM (oHd/0)
Did you just call me an "under oaf" ?
Posted by: Bobby Mueller at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (us2H3)
Uber oaf maybe...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (FVME7)
yeah, we used to call them bunny teeth
Posted by: Bobby Mueller at November 18, 2021 07:14 PM (us2H3)
That kind of mockery and the subsequent depressive introspection and isolation is what fuels my hatred of the world. It's very invigorating.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM (7F9te)
I brood like a bastard. I've been known to have an entire week thrown off by one random comment from someone. And, being half Irish and half Italian and all depressive, I hold grudges forever.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (cSs/W)
Tommy Tuberville, new R Senator from AL. Sounds like he is just speculating, not that he has any insider info.
My guess is he read that piece (WSJ?) on beef prices expected to keep rising and 'took a position'. Long.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 07:12 PM (FVME7
........
Bet she wore the same Halloween costume every year.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 06:59 PM
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Didn't he clock out in early October?
*checks calendar*
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Corona-exile_back_in_exile at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (O0QMT)
"Fusion" Ken who's BFF's with Fusion GPS's Glen Simpson.
How much were you paid to push this story, Ken?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2021 07:07 PM
*fap, fap, fap*
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (rBtIz)
I'm picturing you in a red tankini and thigh boots waving a rifle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:14 PM (Dc2NZ
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WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE CAMERA IN MY HOUSE?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (LvTSG)
Y'know, it's kinda fun to keep an eye on his Twitter feed, and the number of replies and retweets. I assume he's a happy guy doing what he wants to be doing, but it's gotta be a wee bit demoralizing to have tiny engagement numbers compared to the Lincoln Project folks, Jennifer Rubin, even David Brooks, etc.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 07:04 PM (cSs/W)
No, that's Bavarian flammencocken. It's kind of difficult to remember.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Iosif Kobzon, "the Frank Sinatra of Russia" was from Donetsk. And, in keeping with the Frank theme, he was barred from the United States for his ties with organized crime.
He was also the all-Russian winner of the title of "Guy With The World's Most Obvious Hairpiece".
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=cbPpyDRn8hs
Posted by: Just Another Thursday In Donetsk! at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Everybody gets jerky for Christmas!
Posted by: Miklosian Predictions LLC at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: a crow waiting to steal something sparkly at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (VwHCD)
Does that become vibrant or is it more of a haze?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (SchxB)
Seriously, you have a powerhouse of fantastic co-bloggers. The dental plan must be crazy good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:13 PM (u82oZ)
Well, the AOSHQ Dental Plan doesn't include complimentary Squirrel Teeth Construction, so.....Meh.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 07:15 PM (F0YaR)
I have reason to believe that all the action will be in the frozen concentrated orange juice sector.
Posted by: Mortimer Duke at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2021 07:01 PM (7X3UV)
I used to hear a pompous liberal douchebag named Daniel Schorr pontificating on NPR back in the day. I wonder if they're related?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (p5UaA)
It's even better if, when you finally get over your huff and drag in half-embarrassed, instead of people talking to you all soft and nice, someone says "You finally done pouting, soytits?"
That lets you know that you are actually loved and respected.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:18 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:18 PM (NBppC)
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I think it's just 10 pills as well although that might be the Merck one I'm thinking of.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:18 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:18 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2021 07:18 PM (YK8CE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (LvTSG)
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In the stuffed ewok in the "conversation pit".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (mNhhD)
Hope you are all smiles soon. Not much time left to retirement. And your book deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXvJ8UquYoo
It's the Jive Aces. The fun starts a tad of the way in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (Tnijr)
There was a girl in my high school called Thumper. It had nothing to do with her teeth.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:19 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
*nods sagaciously*
Probably because of something she did in bed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Voted Most Likely to Conceive I'd wager.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 07:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Amazing he gets so much traffic on a Sunday morning
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)
Wish everyone here a very Happy Thanksgiving!
My favorite place on the web!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (uds7G)
As for preferred pronouns, since those can be made up, be interesting to see what happens if a person decides that that person's personal pronouns run several hundred pages long. Right? You know, like 3.141592653589793.... Can't wait until it's required in criminal proceedings.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:14 PM
That's...oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (bVhJi)
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I imagine this wouldn't need a long, detailed analysis. Just throw up a post with the verdict, and let the free-for-all commence!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (bVhJi)
.......
Chaos. Mayhem. Pandemonium.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: michael j. fox at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (UHVv4)
He was also the all-Russian winner of the title of "Guy With The World's Most Obvious Hairpiece".
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=cbPpyDRn8hs
Posted by: Just Another Thursday In Donetsk! at November 18, 2021 07:16 PM (I2/tG)
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Somewhere a bald Vulcan is furiously searching for his missing rug. That's pretty amazing.
Also, it sounds too much like Dönitz NOT to be nuked.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 18, 2021 07:24 PM (jT7YH)
All Hail Eris did a killer book thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
yes, yes she did....
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
That's...oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Pffft, she didn't even specify a caliber, much less a specific rifle.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:24 PM (P1f+c)
It would be nothing but heavy metal videos and a long rambling diatribe of why all your favorite music sucks (unless your favorite music is metal).
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 07:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (taPSh)
Ah, The London Look
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 18, 2021 06:25 PM (cSs/W)
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First we had the London Boys and now we have the London Girls.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (Meb1n)
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:23 PM (v0R5T)
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And this is different from the usual how?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (bVhJi)
What if Ace knows something and is heading for the exit while there's still time????
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (uds7G)
It would be nothing but heavy metal videos and a long rambling diatribe of why all your favorite music sucks (unless your favorite music is metal).
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 07:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Good, I won't need to take the job. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM
We light the beacons of Endor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (rBtIz)
I don't know, ten years? I mean I usually get the two days off around christmas and new years. (Christmas is on a Saturday this year, Argh!)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (0G13K)
Thanks Salty, but OM puts my feeble efforts to shame.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB8)
Close all of the schools. Sell the buildings. Make online classes 1000:1 student/ teacher ratios and fire the rest of the teachers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (0ryfU)
You will also find some fellow-travelers on the Cafe thread, most nights.
Word to the wise: Don't get Pug started on drummers
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 07:22 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah, cracks em.... ouch
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens
I've only been to NYC twice. Once for the '64 World's Fair (where I first "hacked" computers, at the IBM exhibit), and decades ago, when, in a wild auction, Milady and I got a week in Manhattan and tickets to something called the Blue Man Group. (Original run.)
In my yute, as much as all the tv shows & movies, I learned to ♥ NYC as a Marvel comics fan-thanks, Stan and Jack, for comics set in the real "Metropolis."(Chicago became my "greatest city" but that's a story for a whole nother comment.)
Yesterday, we listened to the Cut Jib Newsletter podcast with JJS and CBD, and their New Yawk talk made this old Okie wistful for that great metropolis. So, last night, Milady and I watched Ghostbusters, delayed from Halloween. It's such a hilariously powerful "Spirit of NY" flick. The great mix of folks in the cheering crowds always makes the room dusty. As does, for other reasons, that fleeting glimpse of the WTC towers -- always a gut punch.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Let's Go Smallville! at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (O7kBk)
I don't know, ten years? I mean I usually get the two days off around christmas and new years. (Christmas is on a Saturday this year, Argh!)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (0G13K)
turn off your internet and do whatever you want for your week long staycation. it sounds lovely, actually.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (UzTy3)
Which, you should not be able to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 06:49 PM (oHd/0)
--
My take on this is somewhat optimistic. As I understand it, the jury charges essentially provided that if the jury finds NG / Self Defense for the murder charges, not to even consider the underlying charges.
What I think happened is that the jury was strongly leaning to self-defense. So Karen Foreperson requested a copy of the rest of the jury instructions and then passed them around.
She's trying to get them off of NG / Self Defense. She can't argue for a compromise verdict if they dismiss murder on Self Defense grounds. Its a catch 22, and why the lesser included offenses weren't charged to begin with (and why the defense didn't fight tooth and nail to try to keep them out). Now she's going to study the instructions some more to look for an out.
If I'm right, we might see some jury questions tomorrow to break the logjam. She might fold after that.
Posted by: Revenant at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (cOGHc)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM (bVhJi)
I have to believe they'll have a decision, it will be declared a hung jury, or someone will snap and murder the Karens on the jury.
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (tnz8V)
Maybe JackStraw can do a Marijuana Thread?
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (UzTy3)
Gotta be first time jobs for long time donors, right?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)
That makes no sense.
Is it. . . teachers realized they preferred remote teaching, or is it that the kids are now so f'd up from the lockdowns and 24x7 covid fear news onslaught that they are attacking each other?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 18, 2021 07:17 PM (SchxB)
SOYLENT GREEN IS PURPLE!!!
Charlton Heston said it better
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM
We light the beacons of Endor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 07:25 PM (rBtIz)
we can send ZOD IMPERIAL to fetch him !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (UzTy3)
But then he got high.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:30 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (AwPyG)
Shit, don't get ME started on drummers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:30 PM (VwHCD)
Two Iranians ran a "targeted, coordinated campaign to erode confidence in the integrity of the U.S. electoral system and to sow discord among Americans," a top Justice Department official said Thursday.
Seyyed Mohammad Hosein Musa Kazemi, 24, and Sajjad Kashian, 27, were charged in an indictment unsealed on Thursday.
The indictment alleges that the hackers got information off of state voter information websites, pretended to be "Proud Boys volunteers" in sending messages to Republican elected officials and members of Donald Trump's campaign, and intimidated Democratic voters. They also tried to use stolen credentials to get into an American media company's system.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (UHVv4)
Step 1. Start with a large fortune. The end.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 07:21 PM
We shoot guns into the air.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (VwHCD)
Thank you, Salty, I needed that!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SturmToddler'
She also called out the towel head that was married to her brother.
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2021 07:26 PM (0G13K
===
I think you need to have a confession with your manager about your benefits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Revenant at November 18, 2021 07:28 PM (cOGHc)
You don't understand Karens do you? She won't fold. Honestly, I wonder if the judge could question her to see if she is even considering the evidence? If not, replace her.
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (tnz8V)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:30 PM (SH2Zi)
.....
Gonna co-blog on the HQ
but then he got high
And now it's #twoweeks later
And I know why...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:27 PM (2JoB
........
All kinds of good and sound advice.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
Authentic AOSHQ gibberish. And I am just happy these children were here today to hear it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (kBuGL)
Alec Baldwin - No charges filed yet for shooting 2 people and killing 1 on a movie set.
We're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (Meb1n)
Posted by: f'd
You would be a fool to let her anywhere near your nuts with those teeth. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (VwHCD)
https://youtu.be/KJy1XCM8WTQ
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (vMCab)
For some reason I just can't get that name out of my head.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:32 PM (NBppC)
Still hot. Very Sela Ward thing going on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (UHVv4)
Yeah, but that is what those MAGAs wanted to do, we just know it! Fucking trump and his racist violent supporters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (IUFR3)
4/2/2019
Reported: 126/126 Ballots Cast: 23763
Party Preference
Democratic (58.01%)
Republican (41.35%)
BURN IT ALL DOWN, I give no fucks.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (OalnH)
More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (tnz8V)
--
Karen needs to have authority backing her up. If the instructions don't provide that authority, and if the rest of the panel isn't being persuaded by Karen, she might fold.
Posted by: Revenant at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (cOGHc)
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (tnz8V)
Judge just needs to ask her, under oath, if she has discussed this case with anyone outside of the courthouse.
Because Karen's cannot stop talking about their power... ever... you know she has talked to friends or husband (if she has one).
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)
I don't know, ten years? I mean I usually get the two days off around christmas and new years. (Christmas is on a Saturday this year, Argh!)
Posted by: ace
__________
You haven't been keeping up your billable hours.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (/U27+)
https://youtu.be/KJy1XCM8WTQ
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2021 07:33 PM (vMCab)
Thats the period in the 80's when they used to make fun sci-fi movies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)
I half-expect the first question tomorrow will be whether or not and how they can replace the jury foreman with someone else.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:35 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:35 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (0ryfU)
Ace is chill and relaxin'
You can look for a thread
But Ace is in bed
Ewokin' in a week long one-night stand
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (mNhhD)
Depends on what she told her wine mom friends before the trial. If she earlier promised to put him away without knowing the details of the case, then she might sooner die than climb down from the tree.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM
MoronMatch.com
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 07:37 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Besides the 2016 election?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 07:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:37 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)
Does babbling to her cats while blitzed on wine count?
She can't go back to her fellow Karens without him being convicted of something. At least if she causes a mistrial, no one will fault her.
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:37 PM (tnz8V)
Because of course he did
I'd vote for him. Mainly because he's already my congressman.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 18, 2021 07:37 PM (SchxB)
Holy Mother.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)
Remember the Sex ONT? Legendary!
'Efficiency?! You're doing it wrong.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:38 PM (kBuGL)
Because of course he did
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)
After the vote to censure him for that video, he retweeted it.
THAT is how you win folks. Never apologize Mr. its a sign of weakness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:38 PM (oHd/0)
Maybe people are fashioning themselves into animals because they've made it so fucking miserable to be human. They see animals treated better with more enjoyable lives.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 18, 2021 07:38 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (tnz8V)
_____________
Yep, the judge instructed them that if they find Rittenhouse had the privilege of self defense on the major charges, they don't need to even consider the lesser included offenses (of which there are many). That's why it was concerning the other day when the jury asked for more copies of the jury instructions containing the lesser included offenses. It suggested that there was at least one juror who was looking to convict Kyle of something.
And the gun charge was thrown out by the judge, because it should never have been charged in the first place since it clearly didn't apply to Kyle. But you know the Karens on the jury are just dying to convict the kid of some crime, because he did "cross state lines" with that "big, black, scary gun" and was just "looking for trouble" after all! All their friends on FaceBook and Next Door will be so disappointed in the Karens if they don't convict him of something!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:36 PM (+WWsf)
carve MAGA into her fucking forehead and toss her silly ass out the window into the crowd. Kid's life is in the balance and she wants to be a menopausal crunt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (VwHCD)
Yeah, I agree. Karens are nervous herd animals, beneath their bluster.
She needs a reason, though, to save face, so the other jurors have to give her one.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (AwPyG)
In California, they do when they receive sufficient negative publicity. That's like mean tweets - must avoid.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (7F9te)
Look up her appearance on MTV award or some other award from 2019 I think, she still has it going on.
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (2JoB8)
Just tell her to Calm her Tits.
You'll be fine.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (UzTy3)
or talk to her like she is a 12 yo, she'll love it !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)
I only remember the WD one. I may have repressed the other(s).
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: buzzion
Thats the period in the 80's when they used to make fun sci-fi movies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Serious wish-fulfillment.
"Hey, kid, you can be Luke Skywalker for real. And you don't even have to kiss your sister."
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SturmToddler'
She also called out the towel head that was married to her brother.
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (pA4Ca
I saw that. Jesse just had her on and showed her whole speech. I'm not gonna lie, I got stiff...
And they are pissed. I kind of want her, mtg, et al to dump the gope and run bartertown.
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (jT7YH)
Except, and this might be the best possible scenario, if she's the one and only holdout, hung jury, and the rest of the jurors start doing interviewers about persistent Karen-ness. Could be some very delicious turnabout!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: WiNO at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (tnz8V)
Just tell her to Calm her Tits.
You'll be fine.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (UzTy3)
or talk to her like she is a 12 yo, she'll love it !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)
No, it IS the fucking nail.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (V13WU)
Is it. . . teachers realized they preferred remote teaching, or is it that the kids are now so f'd up from the lockdowns and 24x7 covid fear news onslaught that they are attacking each other?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2021 07:29 PM (bDqIh)
I suspect Kate Brown has broken the school culture (sit in seat, be silent, raise hand) and the teachers are complaining that they have no control
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (P9T5R)
relationship advice thread would be great.
_________
The words "do whatever you want" are indicative of your wife's support and love.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 07:42 PM (/U27+)
'Efficiency?! You're doing it wrong.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD J
The Skank-a-thon? I missed that one, and it doesn't open anymore to read it.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2021 07:43 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (+ya+t)
Two Iranian agents ran a "targeted, coordinated campaign to erode confidence in the integrity of the U.S. electoral system and to sow discord among Americans," a top Justice Department official said Thursday.
Seyyed Mohammad Hosein Musa Kazemi, 24, and Sajjad Kashian, 27, were charged in an indictment unsealed on Thursday.
The indictment alleges that the
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:31 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (llON8)
And where were the Police out in front of the apocalypse courthouse? How in the hell is that there are not police there!?!
Posted by: johnnybiface at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (v7uSj)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 18, 2021 07:47 PM (nWxPx)
Because of course he did
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:34 PM (AwPyG)
dammit, I thought you said "Gozer" and thought, that's a candidate I can get behind.
"BRING THE MOVING TORG!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 07:49 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: MkY at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (Foq6I)
https://youtu.be/bzqKDYe4TK4
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)
Next, we're going to test a string of obscure Chinese double wide characters to see if you're Unicode compliant.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 07:02 PM (sG4Hj)
My pronouns are a series of SQL delete and commit comands.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (h/pNJ)
Just tell her to Calm her Tits.
You'll be fine.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:39 PM (UzTy3)
Slap a hot iron to it.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (+ya+t)
Ace is Rorschach
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:00 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
Hopefully if these BLM and Antifa assholes riot because the true prevailed in Kyle's case, we see even more Kyle's come out to mimic him, because they always say "i have my guns to fight tyranny" well burning down a city, with government approval, because justice prevailed is tyranny. Nancy, Chuck and AOC won't go burn down cities, they have their subordinates do it.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 18, 2021 11:07 PM (B6QP7)
Posted by: Harry at November 19, 2021 01:25 AM (EcD5Y)
My pronouns contain 756 letters, 12 numbers, and 18 special characters... and I change them every month.
Do try to keep up or I'll be forced to sue you under the new law.
Posted by: MaDuece at November 19, 2021 10:48 AM (0dmP2)
In my nearly six decades on this planet, I have never once been in a position to be aware of any utility company referring to me by pronoun.
Posted by: Simon Jester at November 19, 2021 01:18 PM (BSu3l)
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