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Closing Argument: Video Replay of Night

Sorry I haven't been live blogging much, I'm rapt.

Richards (the defense attorney) has finally woken up. Although he's still not the clearest-thinking or most articulate guy in the world, he is hitting most of the most important points.

He called the prosecution's dishonest photo manipulation "Hocus pocus that's out-of-focus." Rekeita's panel liked this. Pretty cornpone.

And he's consistently calling Littlefinger a liar who "cut corners" in his drive to "put Kyle Rittenhouse's head on his wall" at any cost -- due to the "pressure" to avoid further rioting and arsons.

He's doing a good but not perfect job. Some points I wish he'd hit harder. Like Littlefinger's claim that he shot Rosenbaum "in the back." What Rittenhouse actually did was skim a bullet across the top of his back as Rosenbaum was lunging at his gun -- the bullet hit near his shoulderblades and then exited by the rear hip.

Littlefinger just straight up lied about this. Richards did make this point, but not as, well, pointedly as I'd've liked.

But still, I am feeling slightly hopeful.


I wish he would make the point that Littlefinger is basically arguing that no one was allowed on Kenosha's streets that night except antifa, because antifa warned people to stay off the streets, and if you defy antifa's apparently-state-backed orders, you "provoke" them and give them the legal power to arrest you and use deadly force against you.

Now he has talked about this sort of thing but he has not addressed Littlefinger's contention that antifa is empowered to act as vigilantes and chase down the "active shooter" Rittenhouse but if Rittenhouse puts out a fire he's acting as a "provocative" anti-fire vigilante who is "provoking" the crowd and giving up his right to self-defense.


Remember, unfortunately, Binger will get the last word. He gets a rebuttal. And Binger goes on and on and on. I don't think I'll put up a post for that.

"After ten days, the prosecution has yet to explain why Joseph Rosenbaum had the right to chase my client. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a whiny defense lawyer. He's claiming everyone's lying: 'The witnesses are lying, the citizen journalists are lying. Everyone's lying to make my client look bad.'"

Mimicking Littlefinger interrogating Rittenhouse: "'So you put out a fire? It was just a small fire.' Well last time I looked, small fires turn into big fires."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is a political case."


Now going through the video, showing child rapist Rosenbaum getting crazed when someone dares to put out the flaming battering ram he was pushing towards the police rhyme. Calls Ziminsky, who did have a gun and shot it, Rosenbaum's puppeteer. Richards is arguing they acted in concert. Or may have acted in concert. And that Rosenbaum was emboldened by Ziminsky showing off his gun all night.


Now showing all of Rosenbaum's acts of mayhem, making fun of Littlefinger for calling this a "night of calm" or claiming that Rosenbaum was just a "demonstrator."

Now showing the Ziminsky's -- and the man is armed with a pistol -- whipping up the crowd saying "GET HIM! GET HIM!" and staring the crowd chasing Rittenhouse.


Rekieta feed.

Crowder is covering at Rumble.

CBS Live feed.

Law of Self Defense's live tweeting.


Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

2 first?

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 04:50 PM (NXntH)

3 of course not. Still don't have one.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 04:50 PM (NXntH)

4 2 first?
Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 04:50 PM (NXntH)

========

Sponge is always first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

5 Fox News just called the verdict for Binger.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (gFCzd)

6 I hesitated. I could have had it but I didn't listen to Tuco.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (NXntH)

7 I like this plumber/lawyer routine..."mr. rosenbaum chased kyle until...turns page...he could run no more"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 04:52 PM (ZZK0E)

8 @5

heh

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:52 PM (AwPyG)

9 Obligatory New Thread Smell comment.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 15, 2021 04:52 PM (iMzef)

10 He's missing some potential points, but is on for the most part. Fingers crossed.

Compared to Binger he's killing it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 04:52 PM (wAnMi)

11 Fox News just called the verdict for Binger.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (gFCzd)

good one.

Posted by: Quint at November 15, 2021 04:52 PM (NXntH)

12 >>>7 I like this plumber/lawyer routine..."mr. rosenbaum chased kyle until...turns page...he could run no more"


i don't mind the unslick delivery, I just mind when he fails to drive a nail cleanly into wood.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 04:53 PM (0G13K)

13 I bet the biggest lies get told in the prosecution's rebuttal argument. Littlefinger knows he's the last to address the jury and the defense can't respond.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 15, 2021 04:53 PM (bNf8H)

14 12 i don't mind the unslick delivery, I just mind when he fails to drive a nail cleanly into wood.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 04:53 PM (0G13K)

==========

It always goes back to the shelves with you...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

15 I'm surprised the Brandon Administration hasn't openly threatened the American people if Kyle is acquitted. By mentioning it at all, I feel like that's coming.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (sI15f)

16 Say hello to your new police force!

Posted by: Antifa! at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (I2/tG)

17 First those three black boys in Kenosha got shot by that white supremacist, and then ace got rapt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (NOUfV)

18 Had to go runs some errands...did I miss anything good?

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (cF8AT)

19 I agree with Richards that the state went after Rittenhouse out of fear of more rioting. The funny part was, after Rittenhouse did what he did, there wasn't any more rioting.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

20 Binger has sadz

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (M+Lyo)

21 i don't mind the unslick delivery, I just mind when he fails to drive a nail cleanly into wood.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 04:53 PM (0G13K)


A good example is when he said "lunged at Kyle" but just sort of forgot to continue with "and grab his rifle".

Don't they take notes?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (wAnMi)

22 ace you are fine. No stones being thrown here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (kBuGL)

23 Had to go runs some errands...did I miss anything good?

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (cF8AT)

--------------

Just Binger waving an AR around the courtroom with his finger on the trigger. For realz.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

24 arguing that no one was allowed on Kenosha's streets that night except antifa, because antifa warned people to stay off the streets, and if you defy antifa's apparently-state-backed orders, you "provoke" them and give them the legal power to arrest you and use deadly force against you.
==
We are in the middle of a cultural revolution and this is a show trial. It is to send the public this exact message.

Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (U9aPC)

25 Hocus pocus out of focus

Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (jIL4c)

26 agree with Richards that the state went after Rittenhouse out of fear of more rioting. The funny part was, after Rittenhouse did what he did, there wasn't any more rioting.
Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

The police should take notice in how to stop a riot. Kill a few of em

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Had to go runs some errands...did I miss anything good?
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (cF8AT)


Yes, Binger changed his preferred pronouns this morning.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (wAnMi)

28 Love that new thread smell

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (87qwM)

29 Defense is doing well, but he needs to speed it up more.

Best line was the 'hocus pocus and out of focus'

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

30 Willowed from the previous thread:
492 480 Richards is doing fantastic job shredding the prosecution's credibility. His air of confidence with Binger's nervous body language just feet away is an effective contrast.
Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (l7udz)

You know what has been reinforced in this trial?

I have no desire to be in the world of lawyers. My best friend is one, but I cannot stand the obfuscation, the seizing on small things while ignoring huge things, the idea that the truth and right is not as important as the rules of the court.

My hat is off to the good lawyers among us, you are doing the Lord's work, but you are serving your time in Purgatory right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (kBuGL)

31 if you defy antifa's apparently-state-backed orders, you "provoke" them and give them the legal power to arrest you

Yes, yes that sounds correct.

Posted by: Ernst Rohm at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

32 @23 Jane -

I just saw those photos. What a tool.


Posted by: Will_in_CA at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (YA4S8)

33 Hocus pocus out of focus
Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (jIL4c)


Hear that buzz? I think it's locust.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (wAnMi)

34
The verdict was "Not Guilty" until they found some uncounted jurors in the trunk of a Buick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (/U27+)

35 That Kyle kid needs to fry for killing those negroes!

--- Some old pervy pants shitter living in the WH

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

36 Those who want to hang Rittenhouse should be careful what they wish for.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 15, 2021 04:56 PM (jWe5r)

37 also, the closing you prepare, the one you actually give, and the one you wish you had given.

Every lawyer has three. They are all a function of time.

Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (fZCDJ)

38
Rioting in Kenosha ended the day after Rittenhouse was attacked and fought back.

This isn't a coincidence.

Posted by: portlandon at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

39 I need a summary of the trial today

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (YZG/i)

40 Brittany Bray?

Hubba hubba.

Well, compared to every one else in the trial...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (ufFY8)

41 18 Had to go runs some errands...did I miss anything good?
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:54 PM (cF8AT)

*******

Ace rated this a few nails not being cleanly driven into the wood, but at least no hammer hitting the thumb swings by the defense.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (iMzef)

42 I really hope this kid is found not guilty. Granted, from a purely self-preservation and sensibility standpoint, he *shouldn't* have been there. But, he was, and it's not hard to see the reason why.

The entire country is waiting for *it* to happen. Everybody feels it in the air. Some welcome it, some dread it, but everybody has that sense of foreboding. For all Kyle Rittenhouse knew, that night in Kenosha might have been the night *it* started, and instead of staying home and staying out of it, he got his rifle and headed out.

I admire the hell out of that.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (lNHqD)

43 Also a trial strategy not to appear to be "slick".

Is his suit brown and rumpled? Is he wearing the tie that his kids gave him? Do his socks not match?

Lots of tricks, in the trial bag.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (AwPyG)

44 talking about Detective OnlyFans yanking it back four inches

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)

45 My prediction is not guilty, followed by rioting by Michael Eric Dyson on the set of The Joe Reid Show.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (vN+oL)

46
You're doing yeoman's work today, Ace.

Yeoman Rand.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (C5Hln)

47 Just Binger waving an AR around the courtroom with his finger on the trigger. For realz.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

Saw that before I left.

What a dolt!

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

48 Don't they take notes?

*

Ha. We went to a restaurant in Asheville once with a party of eight and the waiter stood and took our order without writing anything down. Fancy pants dining and all. We asked to make sure that he didn't want to take notes since it was a big order even though it wasn't that complicated. Oh no, he was too fancy for that and was sort of offended that we'd even ask.

Every single order was wrong. I suspect he was a bit more offended when we sent all the plates back the first time, and two of them the second.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (NOUfV)

49
Also willowed. The sad demise of the notorious Copperhead Clement Vallandigham.

"Vallandigham died in 1871 in Lebanon, Ohio, at the age of 50, after accidentally shooting himself in the abdomen with a pistol. He was representing a defendant, Thomas McGehean, in a murder case for killing a man in a barroom brawl in Hamilton, Ohio. Vallandigham attempted to prove the victim, Tom Myers, had in fact accidentally shot himself while drawing his pistol from a pocket while rising from a kneeling position. As Vallandigham conferred with fellow defense attorneys in his hotel room at the Lebanon House, later the Golden Lamb Inn, he showed them how he would demonstrate this to the jury. Selecting a pistol he believed to be unloaded, he put it in his pocket and enacted the events as they might have happened, snagging the loaded gun on his clothing and unintentionally causing it to discharge into his stomach. Although he was fatally wounded, Vallandigham's demonstration proved his point, and the defendant, Thomas McGehean, was acquitted and released from custody."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (/U27+)

50 If Kyle tried to enlist in the Marines, I guess Generalisimo Milley Vanilli would keep him out because "white supremacist."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

51 You're doing yeoman's work today, Ace.

Yeoman Rand.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (C5Hln)

Where the hell is my sandwich?!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)

52 also, the closing you prepare, the one you actually give, and the one you wish you had given.

Every lawyer has three. They are all a function of time.
Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (fZCDJ)


For me, the last one always comes crystal clear about a week after trial is over.

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

53 The FNM: We need to stop disinformation. It is poisoning our civic discussions!

Also the FNM: In the news today a white supremacist traveled to another city for NO reason where he shot three [whispered] not [stop whispering] black mostly peaceful protestors protesting injustice against black people. And let's not forget Black, uh, is beautiful!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

54 Brittny Bray !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

55 @38

slight correction: rioting everywhere stopped.

They'd been promised no one would be prosecuted, let alone killed.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (AwPyG)

56 >>He called the prosecution's dishonest photo manipulation "Hocus pocus that's out-of-focus." Rekeita's panel liked this. Pretty cornpone.

It's Wisconsin. They speak cornpone.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)

57 45 My prediction is not guilty, followed by rioting by Michael Eric Dyson on the set of The Joe Reid Show.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (vN+oL)

34 degrees in Kenosha right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (kBuGL)

58 Rioting in Kenosha ended the day after Rittenhouse was attacked and fought back.

This isn't a coincidence.

Posted by: portlandon at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

....
I wonder if it ended in Austin when the antifa guy got shot here. I don't think it went on a lot longer for sure.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (z9npv)

59 We finally got to Officer OnlyFans testimony.

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (a7HML)

60 My non-expert opinion is if Kyle gets an acquittal, 95% of it will be the prosecution's bungling of the case.

His defense team is almost playing like they are 35 points ahead and just taking a knee on every play.

I still don't understand the "lesser" charge and why the defense would go along with that. Just seems to give the jury an easy out and to split the baby.

Posted by: Blago at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (usqGO)

61 Fox News just called the verdict for Binger.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (gFCzd)


I know that's a joke, but I fully expect Rittenhouse to be found guilty.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (2JVJo)

62 54 Brittny Bray !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Sounds like a porn star.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (kBuGL)

63 Binger is a whiny little bitch(paraphrased) by Richards.

Mic drop!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

64 Every single order was wrong. I suspect he was a bit more offended when we sent all the plates back the first time, and two of them the second.

Here we've secretly replaced our normal sauce with my, uh, special sauce. Let's see if the asshole customer notices!

Posted by: Some Angry and Forgetful Waiter at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (ESjRY)

65 you betcha...love that wisconsin lingo

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (ZZK0E)

66 Yeoman Rand.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (C5Hln)

Where the hell is my sandwich?!
Posted by: Captain Kirk at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)

Uhura is sitting on it.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

67 Where the hell is my sandwich?!
Posted by: Captain Kirk at November 15, 2021


***
"What is this? Green leaves?"
"Dr. McCoy ordered your diet card changed, sir. I thought you knew."
". . . Bring some for the doctor, too."
"No, no -- I only eat when the *crew* eats."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (txdEq)

68 "34 degrees in Kenosha right now."


No better time for the water cannons.


Posted by: Will_in_CA at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (YA4S8)

69 Littlefinger's contention that antifa is empowered to act as vigilantes and chase down the "active shooter" Rittenhouse but if Rittenhouse puts out a fire he's acting as a "provocative" anti-fire vigilante who is "provoking" the crowd and giving up his right to self-defense.

So if only antifa was allowed out on the streets, I wonder if Littlefinger would also say that actual firefighters who were out to put out fires were "provoking" the crowd? Or was it only a provocation of the crowd, because Rittenhouse was not an official firefighter?

If the owner of the property that was set on fire came out to put out the fire of their property, would that action be considered "provoking" the crowd?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (Do5/p)

70 HaaVOCK

Posted by: David W at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (5uXrb)

71
Defense: Binger is a "whiny" cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (C5Hln)

72 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

73 I still don't understand the "lesser" charge and why the defense would go along with that. Just seems to give the jury an easy out and to split the baby.
Posted by: Blago at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (usqGO)


Because he got the self defense instructions reinforced on the lesser included.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (mbFEM)

74 "After ten days, the prosecution has yet to explain why Joseph Rosenbaum had the right to chase my client. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a whiny defense lawyer. He's claiming everyone's lying: 'The witnesses are lying, the citizen journalists are lying. Everyone's lying to make my client look bad.'"

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (0G13K)

75 68 "34 degrees in Kenosha right now."


No better time for the water cannons.


Posted by: Will_in_CA at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (YA4S

Ewwwww, that's evil.

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (kBuGL)

76 54 Brittny Bray !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Sounds like a porn star.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (kBuGL)

Cute with assets

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)

77 I know that's a joke, but I fully expect Rittenhouse to be found guilty.
==
I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty - - because he is not guilty. However, most likely event is a hung jury. Bc, Karen isn't going to take any risk for this kid.

Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (mJjIW)

78 "After ten days, the prosecution has yet to explain why Joseph Rosenbaum had the right to chase my client. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a whiny defense lawyer. He's claiming everyone's lying: 'The witnesses are lying, the citizen journalists are lying. Everyone's lying to make my client look bad.'"
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (0G13K)

boom

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)

79 Thanks, ace.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (rk2/G)

80
Binger's theatrics are making me irate.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (C5Hln)

81 72 omg

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (YZG/i)

82 last I checked, small fires turn into big fires. I know, right!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (ZZK0E)

83 Would think the jury catches his lies Binger is done fore

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (2JoB8)

84 We finally got to Officer OnlyFans testimony.
Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021


***
Everybody here raved about her looks last week. What's her real name, so I can do a quick image search? Purely in the interests of having a full picture of the trial, you unnerstand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (txdEq)

85 Well, her name was Fu so of course she had the Fu.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

86 This is way, way OT - but this Tx Ritter Ranch Party Vid below is great if only for for the Johnny Cash intro - Cash at this point was a drunk and drug user, but supposedly on the mend.

Just watch the base guitarist watch Cash - that face! He's doing what a guy has to do, keep in tempo with the singer, but also checking the singer/leads chord changes just to make sure he isn't cratering (as Cash at this time was want to do) on a TV gig...priceless!

https://tinyurl.com/5dtzrw2t

Posted by: Boswell at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (5iUNf)

87 I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty - - because he is not guilty. However, most likely event is a hung jury. Bc, Karen isn't going to take any risk for this kid.
Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (mJjIW)


What is it they say? Innocence is the worst defense?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (mbFEM)

88 72 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

pure evil

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (sI15f)

89 the mirror on the truck is the arm.

boom,

fuck you binger

the fucking arm is a reflection

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (ZZK0E)

90 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)


Found a way to keep Covid claims down! You should try it, Senile Joe!

Posted by: Winnie the Xi at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (FJYfm)

91 Everybody here raved about her looks last week. What's her real name, so I can do a quick image search? Purely in the interests of having a full picture of the trial, you unnerstand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (txdEq)

Britny Bray

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

92 After ten days, the prosecution has yet to explain why Joseph Rosenbaum had the right to chase my client. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a whiny defense lawyer. He's claiming everyone's lying: 'The witnesses are lying, the citizen journalists are lying. Everyone's lying to make my client look bad.'"
==
This is actually pretty damn funny. Dude's got a pair.

Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (1JlpQ)

93 47 Just Binger waving an AR around the courtroom with his finger on the trigger. For realz.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

Saw that before I left.

What a dolt!
Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

---------

We need that funny AR-15 meme with Binger depicted as the Dolt Attachment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (Anih4)

94 >
They'd been promised no one would be prosecuted, let alone killed.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (AwPyG)

Everyone has a plan until they get punched; er shot in the face.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (gryET)

95
The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

_________

America in six months.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (/U27+)

96 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)


I sort of wonder if Fauci funded that .

Posted by: Flyguy at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (pLEy5)

97 Also a trial strategy not to appear to be "slick".

Is his suit brown and rumpled? Is he wearing the tie that his kids gave him? Do his socks not match?

Lots of tricks, in the trial bag.
Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (AwPyG)

I was taught by a really good veteran city attorney wagon told me to leave my jewelry (including engagement ring) at home, carry a non-designer purse, and repeat my suits every few days.

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

98 Casey Anthony was found not guilty.

Just thought it is an interesting point, regardless of the verdict.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (JJ/oO)

99 Mimicking Littlefinger interrogating Rittenhouse: "'So you put out a fire? It was just a small fire.' Well last time I looked, small fires turn into big fires."

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (0G13K)

100 My prediction is not guilty, followed by rioting by Michael Eric Dyson on the set of The Joe Reid Show.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (vN+oL)

34 degrees in Kenosha right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Hell, I love my family, but I'm not walking around in 34 degree weather for them. Especially when they did something stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (OCTRt)

101
Defense: The prosecution is "kinda stupid."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (C5Hln)

102
The police should take notice in how to stop a riot. Kill a few of em
Posted by: Hatari

Turn the 17yr olds loose with AR15s?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (Jq27z)

103 we got an objection!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (ZZK0E)

104 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021


***
If we needed any more proof that not all cultures are the same . . .

Vicious bastards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (txdEq)

105 Brittany Bray, sorry

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (M+Lyo)

106 Brittny Bray !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Sounds like a porn star.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (kBuGL)

Sounds like trouble

Posted by: Pavel Checkov at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (kOpft)

107 We need that funny AR-15 meme with Binger depicted as the Dolt Attachment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (Anih4)

And a helpful pointer to his hair as 'thing that goes up.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (kBuGL)

108 @LawSelfDefense 2m

Binger: James Armstrong, hocus-pocus, out of focus. 20 hours reworking a frame in the video, suddenly my client goes from right-handed to left-handed, the mirror on the truck is the arm.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

109 If we needed any more proof that not all cultures are the same . . .

Vicious bastards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (txdEq)

-----

Well, they do eat dogs and cats. Evil bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

110 77 I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SHOOTING HAPPENED OUTSIDE

Posted by: ben roethlissberger at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (oY6Yp)

111 Will they complete closing arguments today, or is there a chance they push the rebuttal to tomorrow?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (sX1BW)

112 105 Brittany Bray, sorry
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (M+Lyo)


Surprisingly un-googleable

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (mbFEM)

113 I was taught by a really good veteran city attorney wagon told me to leave my jewelry (including engagement ring) at home, carry a non-designer purse, and repeat my suits every few days.
=
yup. This. Is. The. Way.

Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (Bx30S)

114 Littlef___er actually threatened more people on live TV with an AR than he accused Kyle of.
That numnuts broke all 4 rules of firearms safety.

Posted by: Fritzy at November 15, 2021 05:06 PM (VY+MJ)

115
If we needed any more proof that not all cultures are the same . . .

Vicious bastards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:04 PM (txdEq)

________

I thought the same thing until I recalled the dogs the Aussie Stasi killed for no good reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 05:06 PM (/U27+)

116
The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.


Hey, we don't eat our food live like those damn Japanese barbarians!

Deep friend corgi, just like mom used to make!

Posted by: Some full Chinese government official at November 15, 2021 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

117 >>>Every single order was wrong. I suspect he was a bit more offended when we sent all the plates back the first time, and two of them the second.

A pissed-off chef outside of your LOS will always win. It's why I don't bother complaining unless it's something egregious. My wife, on the other hand...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 15, 2021 05:06 PM (HmZuC)

118 @111

Judge said he wants closing wrapped up and jury starts deliberations in the morning.

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 05:07 PM (a7HML)

119 Prosecutor aims an AR at everyone in the courtroom WITH his finger on the trigger....

Posted by: Sua Sponte at November 15, 2021 05:07 PM (ilWTM)

120 Weasel on the gun thread:

"Thanks to the politicization of everything, there are exactly two schools of thought on the matter, which also happen to be precisely aligned with political affiliation. Innocent on the right and guilty on the left. Has anyone observed anything in the middle? I certainly haven't."

I guess so.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2021 05:07 PM (rk2/G)

121 https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/11/20/50367449-

10191437___-a-69_1636663264926.jpg

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:07 PM (M+Lyo)

122 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.
==
In our defense, corgi makes a great stir fry, and we were hungry.

Posted by: Chinese Health Care Workers at November 15, 2021 05:07 PM (3dnxg)

123 Because he got the self defense instructions reinforced on the lesser included.
Posted by: blaster

Again, not a lawyer, but that seems like a pretty minor concession.

I just think there's an incredible impulse in this case to somehow say "I don't think Kyle should have been there" but they don't want to say it was 1st Degree Homicide either.

I wouldn't give the jury some middle option.

Posted by: Blago at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (usqGO)

124 Picard eats green leafy things. Kirk eats green Orion Slave girls.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

125 I thought the same thing until I recalled the dogs the Aussie Stasi killed for no good reason.

Old and busted: People who hurt animals for no reason are psychopaths and will end up hurting people given the opportunity.

New Hotness: Credentialed people who hurt animals are just following orders, and hey, they probably won't have to kill people later. Well...maybe.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

126 I was taught by a really good veteran city attorney wagon told me to leave my jewelry (including engagement ring) at home, carry a non-designer purse, and repeat my suits every few days.

We buy all our suits at Goodwill!

Posted by: Insurance Company Attorneys! at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

127 @94

I don't know if you guys remember, but there was a lot of speculation that the main reason they were promised they wouldn't get charged was because there wouldn't be a (public) mug shot.

suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

128 Has "Ham Burger", you know Perry Bacon, done a facepalm yet?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (LurKo)

129 Oh, this is nice.

@LawSelfDefense
Richards: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a political prosecution. They need someone to say this is who brought violence to Kenosha. This client is not that person. The mob is who was doing that. Destroying property, firing dumpsters.

Posted by: m at November 15, 2021 05:09 PM (rk2/G)

130 I don't like jury trials....

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 05:09 PM (V7qBU)

131 Prosecutor aims an AR at everyone in the courtroom WITH his finger on the trigger...
------------------
Is this also not the story of Barack Obama Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:09 PM (UHVv4)

132 Has anyone observed anything in the middle? I certainly haven't."

How could there be? This is the clearest case of self defense I've ever seen.

Either antifa are the government's official paramilitary SA and therefore impeding them is a crime, or one is allowed to shoot terrorists trying to murder you.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:09 PM (ESjRY)

133 Innocent on the right and guilty on the left. Has anyone observed anything in the middle? I certainly haven't.

--------

I think you are going to find the jury is made up of people who actually took in the entirety of the evidence provided and will judge accordingly. At the end, they may all say, he really shouldn't have been there, but he didn't murder anyone.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

134 I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SHOOTING HAPPENED OUTSIDE
Posted by: ben roethlissberger


I don't get it.
I guess it's like dark humor and food.
Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (OCTRt)

135 To dumpster: You're fired!

*dumpster is stoic*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (kBuGL)

136 The phone on my desk here at work just woke me up.
Fuckers.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

137 119 Prosecutor aims an AR at everyone in the courtroom WITH his finger on the trigger....
Posted by: Sua Sponte



Perfect. We live in stupid times.

I haven't been following this closely. I just come here and read the posts and comments. I'm fairly pessimistic on the outcome. The Ruling Class needs a guilty verdict so that is what I'm expecting. I'll be glad to be wrong.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (sAmhv)

138
New Hotness: Credentialed people who hurt animals are just following orders, and hey, they probably won't have to kill people later. Well...maybe.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

________

It's scary at first, but you get used to it and it becomes routine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (/U27+)

139 @124

"poke" salad

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (AwPyG)

140 And he's consistently calling Littlefinger a liar who "cut corners" in his drive to "put Kyle Rittenhouse's head on his wall" at any cost -- due to the "pressure" to avoid further rioting and arsons.
___

Oh good, remind the jury that of they vote "wrong" their town will burn. That seems like a winning plan. /

Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (F9322)

141 What is it they say? Innocence is the worst defense?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 05:03 PM (mbFEM)

---------

While daring to defend yourself and/or others from would-be murderers is apparently the worst offense now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 05:10 PM (Anih4)

142 106 Brittny Bray !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Sounds like a porn star.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:00 PM (kBuGL)

Sounds like trouble
Posted by: Pavel Checkov at November 15, 2021 05:05 PM (kOpft)

Sounds like a certain ship... which led to WRATH!

Posted by: Khan at November 15, 2021 05:11 PM (oHd/0)

143 If we needed any more proof that not all cultures are the same . . .

Vicious bastards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021
*_______

I thought the same thing until I recalled the dogs the Aussie Stasi killed for no good reason.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021


***
Their culture is no longer ours either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (txdEq)

144 Now going through the video, showing child rapist Rosenbaum getting crazed when someone dares to put out the flaming battering ram he was pushing towards the police rhyme. Calls Ziminsky, who did have a gun and shot it, Rosenbaum's puppeteer. Richards is arguing they acted in concert. Or may have acted in concert. And that Rosenbaum was emboldened by Ziminsky showing off his gun all night.


Now showing all of Rosenbaum's acts of mayhem, making fun of Littlefinger for calling this a "night of calm" or claiming that Rosenbaum was just a "demonstrator."

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (0G13K)

145 Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. Justice too long delayed is justice denied. There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into an abyss of injustice when they experience the blackness of corroding despair.

Senator Barry Goldwater

Posted by: Timothy Stenger at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (HgB8R)

146 I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty - - because he is not guilty. However, most likely event is a hung jury. Bc, Karen isn't going to take any risk for this kid.
Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 05:02 PM (mJjIW)

A hung jury is certainly a strong possibility, because you never know for sure who is on that jury. That comes out when they start to deliberate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (trdmm)

147 >>>Oh good, remind the jury that of they vote "wrong" their town will burn. That seems like a winning plan. /


hm, good point

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (0G13K)

148 Either antifa are the government's official paramilitary SA and therefore impeding them is a crime, or one is allowed to shoot terrorists trying to murder you.

Honestly, if someone is trying to kill you, you are always going to be better off killing them first, regardless of whether they serve "government."

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (kOpft)

149 >>>Sounds like a porn star.

from your lips to God's ear

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)

150 At the end, they may all say, he really shouldn't have been there, but he didn't murder anyone.

Going into a crime laden area may not be wise, but there is certainly no legal restriction on doing so. Hell, imagine a woman leaving a nightclub in a skimpy outfit shooting to death a would be rape gang.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:13 PM (ESjRY)

151 >>> 127 @94

I don't know if you guys remember, but there was a lot of speculation that the main reason they were promised they wouldn't get charged was because there wouldn't be a (public) mug shot.

suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.
Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

We have no idea.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 15, 2021 05:13 PM (llON8)

152 YouTube dislike counts are back. That was quick.

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (9AWuc)

153 Most of what I am paying attention to is the high quality nicknames for the players. Littlefinger, Fatlock, Perry Bacon, etc.

As for the trial itself, I am hoping for the best but expecting the worst. This young man does not deserve this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (x8Wzq)

154 145 Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. Justice too long delayed is justice denied. There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into an abyss of injustice when they experience the blackness of corroding despair.

Senator Barry Goldwater
Posted by: Timothy Stenger at November 15, 2021 05:12 PM (HgB8R)

I always liked Goldwater.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (kBuGL)

155 Exactly how can Binger keep his license after this? Rhetorical question.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)

156 I just think there's an incredible impulse in this case to somehow say "I don't think Kyle should have been there" but they don't want to say it was 1st Degree Homicide either.

I wouldn't give the jury some middle option.
Posted by: Blago at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (usqGO)

If they admit that Kyle acted in self defense, then all the lesser charges go away as well.

If they don't admit he acted in self defense, then they will convict him of murder, and the lesser charges don't mean anything.

Posted by: Khan at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (oHd/0)

157 Just seems to give the jury an easy out and to split the baby.

Defense knew they didn't matter; only way Kyle is not guilty on the major charges is "self defense". As the judge told the jury "If you find it was self defense on the major charges, you are done." This is because self defense works against all the minor charges also.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (LurKo)

158 152 YouTube dislike counts are back. That was quick.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2021 05:14 PM (9AWuc)

I never saw them go away over the weekend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (kBuGL)

159 Every lawyer has three. They are all a function of time.
Posted by: you think the laws still matter at November 15, 2021 04:57 PM (fZCDJ)


For me, the last one always comes crystal clear about a week after trial is over.
Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

I always read the transcript with...trepidation. "Wait, I said THAT?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (dfRN6)

160 Re Sidebar:
Patrick Leheay's family hardest hit.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (WyqH5)

161 48 Ha. We went to a restaurant in Asheville once with a party of eight and the waiter stood and took our order without writing anything down. [...]
Every single order was wrong. I suspect he was a bit more offended when we sent all the plates back the first time, and two of them the second.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 04:58 PM (NOUfV)


This Dilbert strip immediately came to mind upon reading your account.

https://dilbert.com/strip/1993-10-31

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (DTX3h)

162 Chinese health workers wearing hazmat suits have beaten a corgi to death in the name of pandemic protocols while the dog's owner was undertaking Covid quarantine.

The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

The corgi's owner, named only as Fu, was undergoing compulsory quarantine in a nearby hotel at the time, even though she is negative for Covid and the dog was never even tested.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

So a Chinese PETA organization.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (KTaZ8)

163 >The government officials bashed the animal's head with a crowbar after breaking in to the home in Shangrao in southeastern Jiangxi province on Friday, shocking video shows.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:01 PM (UHVv4)

And Fauci gets a 3 inch boner...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (cSs/W)

164 it's weird that neither side is discussing the "kyle traveled across state lines to illegally engage in unlicensed firefighting as a minor" smoking gun

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (ZZK0E)

165 I think he's got an outside shot and not guilty - - because he is not guilty. However, most likely event is a hung jury. Bc, Karen isn't going to take any risk for this kid.

No matter what happens, the kid's life is over. Antifa will be gunning for him, in and out of prison. Civil suits will fly and he will be bankrupted. And the State will make sure that the po-po for five states around are on notice that if Rittenhouse even thinks about jaywalking, they'd better toss his ass in jail toot sweet.

Too many people have too much on the line for him to be allowed to walk away a free man.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (2JVJo)

166 If I had a son, he would not be helping defend his community from rioters.

Posted by: The Light Bringer at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (OzNIz)

167 I don't see how a reasonable jury can convict on the counts involving Crazy Rosenbaum, and "Yeah, I pointed my gun at him first" Grossweitz. It's the other charge that might be a close call. And one conviction is all it takes for his life to be effectively over.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (FJYfm)

168 So would people still rather be judged by 12? It's becoming a toss-up.

Posted by: ... at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (9AWuc)

169 Surfed past a radio news today claiming KR shot a paramedic.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (FhXTo)

170 150 Hell, imagine a woman leaving a nightclub in a skimpy outfit shooting to death a would be rape gang.

it's been done

Posted by: Atomic Blonde at November 15, 2021 05:16 PM (v3pYe)

171 I was about to use a Bill Clinton sock and then remembered that he did lose his license.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:16 PM (kBuGL)

172 This is the same DA office that let Jacob Blake out on the street in the first place.

Posted by: Fritzy at November 15, 2021 05:16 PM (VY+MJ)

173 Fat Man and little finger

Thunderbutt and lighfinger

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)

174 The police should take notice in how to stop a riot. Kill a few of em
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (M+Lyo)

Give 'em a whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 05:16 PM (P3gRi)

175 lol, damn, that IS a pretty small fire

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (ZZK0E)

176 suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.
Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

We have no idea.
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 15, 2021 05:13 PM (llON

Whcih is why I beleive there will be NO riots in Kenosha regardless of the verdict. The people who organized and financed the riots realize that it will not be to their political advantage to launch riots at this point - so they won't happen.

None of that was ever "spontaneous", not in the slightest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)

177 >>>164 it's weird that neither side is discussing the "kyle traveled across state lines to illegally engage in unlicensed firefighting as a minor" smoking gun


richards rubbished that

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (0G13K)

178 suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.

A couple of well-known Antifa vans from Portland were in Kenosha for the rioting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (I2/tG)

179 I've got a friend that always makes modifications to her restaurant orders when she orders something.

About 50% of the time they get it right.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

180 I have to admit these posts are kinda surreal for me.

My real first name is Kyle.

My last name begins with R.

So seeing all this Kyle R on posts is weird.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)

181 None of that was ever "spontaneous", not in the slightest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (kBuGL)

182
Honestly, if someone is trying to kill you, you are always going to be better off killing them first, regardless of whether they serve "government."


As Mal said on Firefly: "If somebody is trying to kill you, you kill them first."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (LurKo)

183 Chinese still run slave labor camps, it's not a nice government our Leftists have jumped into bed with.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (2JoB8)

184 test

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (llON8)

185 184 test
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (llON

I was told there would be no tests

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2021 05:19 PM (87qwM)

186 167 I don't see how a reasonable jury can convict on the counts involving Crazy Rosenbaum, and "Yeah, I pointed my gun at him first" Grossweitz. It's the other charge that might be a close call. And one conviction is all it takes for his life to be effectively over.
Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 05:15 PM (FJYfm)

The charge against Huber is the easiest one of all. It's summed up in a still photo of Kyle on the ground with Huber standing over him, an extra long and heavy skateboard in his hands, holding it up high over his head as he prepares to bring it down and bash Kyle's brains out. That's the moment Kyle fired.

That's justified Self Defense in a single photo if there ever was such a thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:19 PM (trdmm)

187 As Mal said on Firefly: "If somebody is trying to kill you, you kill them first."
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (LurKo)

The Golden Rule: Do unto others before they can do it unto you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (7cRTM)

188
Rickets is wrong: Defense is not going too long.

Smarten the fck up and let the Defense make their Rebuttal to the bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (C5Hln)

189 Ummm, for all y'all medical types (anyone seen Muldoon?)

ICD-10 Code: Z28.20
Immunization not carried out because of patient decision for unspecified reason

https://www.bitchute.com/video/GAzL3go64hlz/

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (xSnUX)

190 183 Chinese still run slave labor camps, it's not a nice government our Leftists have jumped into bed with.
Posted by: Skip



Leftists know this. Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (sAmhv)

191 I've got a friend that always makes modifications to her restaurant orders when she orders something.

About 50% of the time they get it right.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (ESjRY)


If a dish has sour cream, I always say, "No sour cream. And I really can't emphasize enough how gross sour cream is. It's right there in the name- sour." And yes, about 50% of the time, they still screw it up.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (FJYfm)

192 test
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (llON

*snort*
*wakes up*
Crap! Forgot to study!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (x8Wzq)

193 Rapt. He was asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (AtfPU)

194 The Paolo, he never has to make a, how you say, closing argument.

Posted by: Paolo at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (a3Q+t)

195 test
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (llON


You passed.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (R5lpX)

196 So seeing all this Kyle R on posts is weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)


I know how you feel. My real name is the same as a Dem politician.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (jm4rC)

197
If Defense doens't go point by point in their Rebuttal, they risk the jury finding guilt on a lesser charge.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (C5Hln)

198 I wish I was hopeful but I'm not. Rittenhouse has already been tried and convicted in the Court of Twitter, because that's the world we live in now.

If he's acquitted, there will be riots, burning, deaths. Because that's the world we live in now.

The Left needs him guilty, because otherwise their "BLM/Antifa are peaceful protests" lie is exposed.

Thanos was the good guy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (OU+8W)

199 suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.
Posted by: artemis


Soros

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (OCTRt)

200 Rickets is wrong: Defense is not going too long.

Smarten the fck up and let the Defense make their Rebuttal to the bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (C5Hln)

I like Rekieta, but he is a lawyer. That is one of the things about watching his streams, you get marinated in what lawyers see, think and want to do. It fucks a bit with your judgement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (kBuGL)

201 If a dish has sour cream, I always say, "No sour cream. And I really can't emphasize enough how gross sour cream is. It's right there in the name- sour." And yes, about 50% of the time, they still screw it up.
Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM (FJYfm)


Are you my husband?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (jm4rC)

202 If a dish has sour cream, I always say, "No sour cream. And I really can't emphasize enough how gross sour cream is. It's right there in the name- sour." And yes, about 50% of the time, they still screw it up.

It's amazing how wrong it's possible to be.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (hafcm)

203 Law of Self Defense 24m
Richards: My client was 17, to be judged as a 17 year. McGinnis said my client didn't appreciate how people looked at him, when Rosenbaum begins chasing him, you hear friendly, friendly, friendly, he thinks if he says the magic words, they'll stop. They don't.

Law of Self Defense 22m
Richards: Rosenbaum didn't stop, made a fatal mistake chasing Rittenhouse into corner he ran a far as he could and he shot four times.

JackPosobiec 26m
RICHARD: My client did shoot Rosenbaum, and I'm glad he did. Because he was trying to kill him.

JackPosobiec 26m
RICHARDS: Binger wants you to think full metal jacket are superbullets or something.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (UHVv4)

204 Which is why I beleive there will be NO riots in Kenosha regardless of the verdict. The people who organized and financed the riots realize that it will not be to their political advantage to launch riots at this point - so they won't happen.

That and the rest of the volunteers that served with Kyle protecting businesses that night still live in Kenosha, are still armed, and in the event of a not guilty verdict know that local juries will have their back.

Which makes any potential riot short lived.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (kOpft)

205 I keep waiting for a photo of Richards with a 3 lb Crappie.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (d6Kkx)

206 test
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM (llON


I didn't even have time to study!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (nxdel)

207 suspect it was so it wouldn't be so clear that the same little "army" was being flown around the country to pretend to be righteous rioters. Which might raise some troubling questions about who was paying for it.
Posted by: artemis


Soros
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (OCTRt)

FBI w/ an assist by the DOJ

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (KTaZ8)

208 I know how you feel. My real name is the same as a Dem politician.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (jm4rC)

Jordan Schumer?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (kBuGL)

209 177 >>>164 it's weird that neither side is discussing the "kyle traveled across state lines to illegally engage in unlicensed firefighting as a minor" smoking gun

richards rubbished that
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (0G13K)

heh - that can be rephrased as "it's so weird that neither side is discussing this internet maguffin that is actually just a meaningless piece of trivia."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (trdmm)

210 So seeing all this Kyle R on posts is weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (oHd/0)

I know how you feel. My real name is the same as a Dem politician.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (jm4rC)

I share a surname with a certain Painter of Light, who is now deceased. Same spelling

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (x8Wzq)

211 What do I have to do around her to get some italics?

test

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (hafcm)

212 If a dish has sour cream, I always say, "No sour cream. And I really can't emphasize enough how gross sour cream is. It's right there in the name- sour." And yes, about 50% of the time, they still screw it up.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 05:20 PM


Go to any restaurant that serves hamburgers, fast food, sit down, whatever and say in no uncertain terms "no cheese" "I don't want cheese on my HAMBURGER", see how often they screw that up. Running over a 65% failure rate on that.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (bVYXr)

213 JackPosobiec 27m
Great move

Really great:
Quote Tweet
Law of Self Defense 39m
Richards: From edge of jury box to my foot is four feet, lunge grabbing the gun, think how fast that distance is closed.

JackPosobiec 28m
RICHARDS: "Mr. Binger has made it his personal goal of putting my client's head on his wall."

JackPosobiec 29m
Richards: The evidence doesn't lie. There was soot on Rosenbaum's hand because he was reaching for the gun.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (UHVv4)

214 strong homer simpson vibes "you live in a land of ...turns page...makebelieve and gumdrops"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (ZZK0E)

215 JackPosobiec 32m
RICHARDS: My client wasn't an active shooter. He didn't shoot at all until he was chased and cornered by Rosenbaum.

The Columbia Bugle 38m
Defense: "Mr. Binger says it's impossible for [Rosenbaum] to have threatened my client. That's garbage, just like his case."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (UHVv4)

216
Sour cream is great. Cream cheese is too. But it's a freak of technology more than an actual cheese.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (/KPLX)

217 Still laughing at Rikieta's Richards impression from earlier :

"I know how to shoot a pedophile!"

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (d6Kkx)

218 lol Jordan61. My husband is the same way. No sour cream or cream cheese. I've snuck both into recipes and he loved them.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (nxdel)

219 I don't want cheese on my HAMBURGER", see how often they screw that up. Running over a 65% failure rate on that.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM (bVYXr)

I like to order a hamburger with cheese. Really confuses them, can't find it on the register.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (7cRTM)

220 205 I keep waiting for a photo of Richards with a 3 lb Crappie.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM (d6Kkx)

waitaminnute, Pope whatshisface promised no pictures!!!

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (trdmm)

221 test
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2021 05:18 PM


The root of heteropatriarchal oppression!

Posted by: Journalist Katie at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)

222 I understand the issue, but I cannot see not having cheese on a hamburger. It is wrong. Like some sort of commie plot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (kBuGL)

223 Hung jury at worst. But I'm predicting acquittal.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (sX1BW)

224 Aetius my guess was Jordan Pelosi

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (2JoB8)

225 Runkel is also pretty hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (d6Kkx)

226 lol Jordan61. My husband is the same way. No sour cream or cream cheese. I've snuck both into recipes and he loved them.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 15, 2021 05:24 PM (nxdel)


I did that A LOT when he had Covid last year.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (jm4rC)

227 212 Go to any restaurant that serves hamburgers, fast food, sit down, whatever and say in no uncertain terms "no cheese" "I don't want cheese on my HAMBURGER", see how often they screw that up. Running over a 65% failure rate on that.

the folks at my local burger king are usually chatting away with each while taking drive-through orders. they have to remember your order long enough to mosey over to the register and punch it in.

i frequently wind up with what is popular rather than what i ordered.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (sGtp+)

228 The Paolo, he never has to make a, how you say, closing argument.
Posted by: Paolo

The jury, how you say, is always hung.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (mD/uy)

229 Years ago I was working at a BK. I was manning the grill. Guy ordered a cheeseburger with extra pickle from the drive through.

I took the cooked burger, threw it on a bun and handed it to the guy that puts condiments on.

He proceeded to put a layer of about 2 inches of pickles on the burger while laughing like a mad man.

How does the old saying go...be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

230 Richards making that crucial point:

"Kyle has run two blocks, almost three, hasn't shot his gun since. If active shooter, he's laying waste to everybody. He has 30 bullets, he shot 8 times. He's not indiscriminately shooting, pointing doing anything."

Each instance of Kyle using force was SELF-DEFENSE against an aggressor. full stop. Fuck you Binger.

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (a7HML)

231 Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

https://tinyurl.com/589ebbuk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (2JVJo)

232 224 Aetius my guess was Jordan Pelosi
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:25 PM (2JoB

Jordan Franken

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (kBuGL)

233 I know how you feel. My real name is the same as a Dem politician.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:21 PM (jm4rC)

Dear lord...you're a Kennedy, aren't you?

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (1Yy3c)

234 It's Jordan Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (jm4rC)

235 So I can now tell young black men they should not be in my neighborhood, correct?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (NOUfV)

236 Jordan O'Bama !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (V7qBU)

237 Jordan Schumer?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:22 PM

-----

I was thinking Frederica.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (QGTpc)

238 Good news!!

The super duper bipartisan "infrastructure" bill will force all schools to buy electric school buses.

Why is this there? Why racism of course. Since more POC kids ride the school bus than evil white kids, they are more exposed to diesel fumes. So by forcing all schools to spend kajillions of dollars on electric buses, we get equity. An electric bus costs anywhere from 200-300% more than a traditional one. So looks for your local taxes to increase to cover this.

Thanks Mitch!! Thanks Mitt!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (OalnH)

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (V7qBU)

240 like pickles on the burger, but don't like relish

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (AwPyG)

241 What do I have to do around her to get some italics?

test
Posted by: Directrix Gazer at November 15, 2021 05:23 PM


1. Upgrade your membership to Cardboard or above.

2. Don't disappoint ace.

Posted by: AoSHQ Membership Secretary at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

New from China Inc - Sourer Cream! For those that love sour cream but want to pay five cents less a tub!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (ESjRY)

243 I understand the issue, but I cannot see not having cheese on a hamburger. It is wrong. Like some sort of commie plot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My Brother!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (mD/uy)

244 Sounds like a certain ship... which led to WRATH!
Posted by: Khan at November 15, 2021 05:11 PM (oHd/0)


I'm watching that on cable right now - Kirk just realized he assaulted his son.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 15, 2021 05:27 PM (SRRAx)

245 One thing Barnes mentioned: Richards is almost autistic in his attention to detail. He does not object much, but his command of details is great.

Let's hope that autism works in the cause of Justice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:28 PM (kBuGL)

246 Kidding, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:28 PM (jm4rC)

247 No matter what happens, the kid's life is over. Antifa will be gunning for him, in and out of prison. Civil suits will fly and he will be bankrupted. And the State will make sure that the po-po for five states around are on notice that if Rittenhouse even thinks about jaywalking, they'd better toss his ass in jail toot sweet.

He can move to Katy TX, that is an entire town full of Kyle Rittenhouses, he'd fit right in. Hell, they'd throw a parade for him.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:28 PM (LurKo)

248 So I can now tell young black men they should not be in my neighborhood, correct?

That's racist!

Posted by: Trayvon Martin peering into your windows figuring out what he is going to steal at November 15, 2021 05:28 PM (ESjRY)

249 Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (jm4rC)

See, I was shooting for something that was no where near true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:28 PM (kBuGL)

250 It's Jordan Ocasio-Cortez.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (jm4rC)

You poor bastard.

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (1Yy3c)

251 219 I like to order a hamburger with cheese. Really confuses them, can't find it on the register.

my local jack in the box has one of them thar fancy coke machines with all the flavors. since aspertame gives me migraines, there are only a couple of diet drinks in the machine that i can drink. they aren't popular. i frequently get a long delay followed by "we don't have that" when i order a drink. they don't have a snappy comeback for "you sold it to me for breakfast just this morning".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (v3pYe)

252 >>>Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

Aye, those are more like "guidelines".

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (T/vhV)

253 I suspect some of the internet critics are starting to realize that Richards had a very specific game plan for this trial. Don't aggravate the jury by acting the fool during the trial - let Binger do that. (and he did it, and did it, and did it) Save it all for the end, and then put ALL of it out there.

Some critics seem to have wanted Richards to sink to Binger's level of incompetence by fighting a tit-for-tat verbal battle throughout the trial. I like Richard's choices.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (trdmm)

254 @222

Especially that cheese-like substance that comes in the individual plastic wrapping.

delicious.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (AwPyG)

255
He proceeded to put a layer of about 2 inches of pickles on the burger while laughing like a mad man.

How does the old saying go...be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2021 05:26 PM (ESjRY)

Or, he thought "man, finally, I said 'EXTRA pickles,' and they actually did it. This guy gets it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (/KPLX)

256 Remember, unfortunately, Binger will get the last word. He gets a rebuttal. And Binger goes on and on and on. I don't think I'll put up a post for that.

From my highly technical education on juries, trials, and shit I learned watching Perry Mason, I thought that the prosecution gets the first words, and the defense the last ones.

Apparently, in the new woke trial world, the DAs get the firsties, lasties and forever redosies in their attempts to lay 30 miles of bad railroad tracksies.

Fuck it, I'm voting as a juror Not Fucking Guilty Your DisHonor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (F0YaR)

257 Jordan Jayapal!!

Posted by: Jmel at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (027pM)

258 Mmmmm. Velveeta.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (kBuGL)

259 No matter what happens, the kid's life is over.

-------------

I don't agree with that. His life as he imagined may be over, but assuming he walks, he will have opportunities to make his life whatever he wants. Will people hate him - yes. But there will be many who will revere him and give him opportunities. He shouldn't be in this position, but I don't think his life is over. Obviously, assumes he walks - which I believe he will.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (sX1BW)

260 Seems weird to get rid of already existing functional school busses with diesel engines that will run for a million miles, but I'm no environmentalist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (NOUfV)

261 252 >>>Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

Aye, those are more like "guidelines".
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (T/vhV)

the *real* expiration date is when big black and green spots start appearing all in it. Um not like I've ever seen that in my fridge or anything.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (trdmm)

262 >>the *real* expiration date is when big black and green spots start appearing all in it. Um not like I've ever seen that in my fridge or anything.


can attest

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (0G13K)

263 The prosecution gets to make up new charges at the end of the trial AND they get 2 closings essentially (by getting a rebuttal).

That's some fucked up justice system WI has.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (OalnH)

264 260 Seems weird to get rid of already existing functional school busses with diesel engines that will run for a million miles, but I'm no environmentalist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (NOUfV)

You are also not trying to line the pockets of the electrical bus manufacturer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (kBuGL)

265 I like this show. Alex Jones had a video with closeup of some asshole with a hole in his head.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (AtfPU)

266 @247

Yeah, the doom-and-gloomers said the same thing about Sandmann, who's now living in obscurity and feeding gold nuggets to his goldfish

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (AwPyG)

267 Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

To me, even more outlandish - salt with an expiration date.

It's already a few million years old fer Pete's sake.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (mD/uy)

268 Why do cartons of sour cream have an expiration date?

Aye, those are more like "guidelines".
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (T/vhV)

the *real* expiration date is when big black and green spots start appearing all in it. Um not like I've ever seen that in my fridge or anything.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (trdmm)

The real expiration is when it's banging on the refrigerator door asking to be let out.

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (1Yy3c)

269 I've given one closing. Most of my trials are legal issues determined by the judge (and appellate courts, if necessary). Wait, 2 closings; forgot the punitive damaged phase. :->

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (KAi1n)

270 I hope the Judge makes the prosecution do it's rebuttal today. When the jury is good and tired, as opposed to being able to make a fresh impression tomorrow before they retire to deliberate.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (OzNIz)

271
Apparently, in the new woke trial world, the DAs get the firsties, lasties and forever redosies in their attempts to lay 30 miles of bad railroad tracksies.

Fuck it, I'm voting as a juror Not Fucking Guilty Your DisHonor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 05:29 PM (F0YaR)

This aspect isn't really unusual. The person bringing the case (here, the prosecutor), gets the right of rebuttal. Because the prosecution has the burden of proof, it gets the final word.

Posted by: Liberty at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (i6gGH)

272
But there will be many who will revere him and give him opportunities.

-----

Shit, he's shot three more American commies than I have. If my daughters were older, I'd be trying to set up a date.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (/KPLX)

273 >>>270 I hope the Judge makes the prosecution do it's rebuttal today. When the jury is good and tired, as opposed to being able to make a fresh impression tomorrow before they retire to deliberate.


yeah I hope so!

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (0G13K)

274 You are also not trying to line the pockets of the electrical bus manufacturer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (kBuGL)

___

DING DING DING DING DING!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (OalnH)

275 I keep meaning to try again Velveeta on a cheesesteak, use to eat them with that.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (2JoB8)

276 229 Years ago I was working at a BK. I was manning the grill. Guy ordered a cheeseburger with extra pickle from the drive through.

I took the cooked burger, threw it on a bun and handed it to the guy that puts condiments on.


mrs. chronda likes here whoppers "no onion, heavy pickle". they usually ring it up as "no pickle, heavy onion" and i have to correct them. their puny minds remember there was a "no" and a "heavy" involved as well as "onions" and "pickles" as they mosey over to the register, and they just throw the dice when they get there.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (v3pYe)

277 Jordan Schiff

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (R5lpX)

278 the *real* expiration date is when big black and green spots start appearing all in it. Um not like I've ever seen that in my fridge or anything.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (trdmm)


When I was a kid my dad would occasionally go into the fridge and start yelling, "your mother is growing penicillin in the refrigerator again!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (jm4rC)

279 A couple of well-known Antifa vans from Portland were in Kenosha for the rioting.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 05:17 PM (I2/tG)

There's a lot of lonely, lonely Interstate between Portland and Kenosha. So many places a tragic single-vehicle accident could happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (P3gRi)

280 275 I keep meaning to try again Velveeta on a cheesesteak, use to eat them with that.


velveeta is too salty on the steak tho

don't ask me I will only eat chicken cheesesteaks with provolone

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (j9HX3)

281 The side who has to carry the burden of proof always gets the last word. Prosecution in criminal, plaintiff in a civil case

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)

282 270 I hope the Judge makes the prosecution do it's rebuttal today. When the jury is good and tired, as opposed to being able to make a fresh impression tomorrow before they retire to deliberate.


yeah I hope so!

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For fairness sake, I would think this would be necessary. I guess it depends on how long defense goes. Wrap it up defense.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (sX1BW)

283
don't ask me I will only eat chicken cheesesteaks with provolone

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (j9HX3)

This is correct. And mushrooms, for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (/KPLX)

284 The Magic Bus.

Posted by: The Who at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (AtfPU)

285 Richards is pretty good in closing. But my $0.02 as a civil trial lawyer is the closings are to marshall your good jurors and given them weapons to convince the others, not to convince people outright at this point. This means that you should be painting pictures in mini closings throughout the trial, which IMO Richards hasn't done that well.
But he's doing a good job today.
Dare I hope to have some faith in my fellow man?

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (OzNIz)

286 268 The real expiration is when it's banging on the refrigerator door asking to be let out.

word

Posted by: Ganymede Rock Lobster at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (sGtp+)

287 yes YD also with mushrooms

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (j9HX3)

288 Who is Kyle's person videographer? FBI?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB8)

289 Watching the second self defense situation. Short version wolves had culled out a victim and were going in for the kill. Don't go according to wolves script.

Again, when GG runs up KR is rolling up off is back and his right index finger is pinned to the outside of the lower receiver. KR was remarkably disciplined on firearm handling even when face imminent death. The whole time GG is advancing the barrel of the AR is angled down and only when GG pivots to bring his pistol to aim does KR raise his firearm and fires a singe round. I can imagine 99% of the public would have fired off 20 rounds.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 05:34 PM (ESLBo)

290 Electric school busses in Wisconsin in January are going to be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:35 PM (NOUfV)

291 For fairness sake, I would think this would be necessary. I guess it depends on how long defense goes. Wrap it up defense.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:33 PM (sX1BW)

Since Binger whined about it on Friday, both sides got 2 1/2 hours. Hope Richards doesn't go that long, I think he's made the points he needs to make.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:35 PM (trdmm)

292 but I'm no environmentalist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:30 PM (NOUfV)

You are also not trying to line the pockets of the electrical bus manufacturer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 05:31 PM (kBuGL)

Um, under what authority is Congress mandating this?

Can't be Interstate Commerce.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:36 PM (oHd/0)

293 Electric school busses in Wisconsin in January are going to be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:35 PM


Especially when they take 20+ hours to charge in the dead of winter.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 05:36 PM (bVYXr)

294 In all my years of watching Law and Order, I never understood why the prosecution gets the last word.

It seems like the whole trial is structured to give the defense the last word, which makes sense. (And logically the defense *has* to come after the accusation.) But then, at the very end, the state gets one more last chance to make their case. It's weird.

I honestly thought they were scripting it in an artificial way in Law and Order, so as to give McCoy a chance to end with a big bang. Had no idea that this was the actual procedure.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 15, 2021 05:36 PM (sGnvY)

295 290 Electric school busses in Wisconsin in January are going to be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:35 PM (NOUfV)

Our local schools have staggered start times so they can share buses. No way they have enough time to recharge between when schools start... and end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

296 , under what authority is Congress mandating this?


*

I'm guessing it will be a lot like state university employees being federal employees but actual federal employees not being federal employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (NOUfV)

297 i think Binger is going to have a damn hard time countering an of the shots Richards is making.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (trdmm)

298 Our local schools have staggered start times so they can share buses. No way they have enough time to recharge between when schools start... and end.

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Just go to the nearest whole foods.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (sX1BW)

299 >>>In all my years of watching Law and Order, I never understood why the prosecution gets the last word

Because they have the burden of proof.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (T/vhV)

300 well, there you ... turns page...go, that's the defense..

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (ZZK0E)

301 Electric school busses in Wisconsin in January are going to be pretty awesome. Posted by: Moron Robbie

Especially when they take 20+ hours to charge in the dead of winter. Posted by: Mister Scot

I can see where a propane heater could be useful in keeping the EV bus batteries warm.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (ESLBo)

302 Electric school busses in Wisconsin in January are going to be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:35 PM (NOUfV)


I was thinking the same thing about police and state patrol cars here in WA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:38 PM (jm4rC)

303 It's going to be supper first for the jury but would think they will start deliberation. I would guess they are sequestered now?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 05:39 PM (2JoB8)

304 Why not just bring back street cars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 05:39 PM (AtfPU)

305 binger is going to have to go into full upset-girlfriend mode, using all the tricks of upward inflection and sarcastic repeating of words.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 15, 2021 05:39 PM (ZZK0E)

306 Our local schools have staggered start times so they can share buses. No way they have enough time to recharge between when schools start... and end.

*

Especially considering freezing temperatures drop ranges by half before any pesky stuff like hills or weight carried.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:39 PM (NOUfV)

307

We will burn the testicles of white males on the hoods of the buses overnight to keep them warm.

Posted by: Karenkunt at November 15, 2021 05:39 PM (2fCcY)

308 My real first name is Bozo.

I really hate my parents.

Is this true, or did I make it up?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 15, 2021 05:40 PM (vcOmj)

309 10 minute break before rebuttal.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 15, 2021 05:40 PM (R5lpX)

310 Cocksucking chicken winger Littlefinger drew down on the jury with an unchecked AR15. LOL

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 15, 2021 05:40 PM (2xGy+)

311 This worked once in California for three weeks in May so let's implement it nationwide.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (NOUfV)

312 binger is going to have to go into full upset-girlfriend mode, using all the tricks of upward inflection and sarcastic repeating of words.
Posted by: Tim Riggins


Maybe his brain will explode. What a mess that would be.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

313
The Prosecution's rebuttal is going to be ugly. Ugly and all lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (C5Hln)

314 The answer to the Bus Charging problem is barely an inconvenience - obviously you buy one fleet of buses to be Monday - Wednesday - Friday buses, and a second fleet to be Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday buses. That way you always have a full day to recharge. What could be simpler?

Posted by: Electric Bus Manufacturers at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (trdmm)

315 I hope they bring back a not guilty in under 3 minutes.

Posted by: x at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (oA+QO)

316 10 minute break before rebuttal.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM


Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (vcOmj)

317 The Prosecution's rebuttal is going to be ugly. Ugly and all lies.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (C5Hln)

I imagine his widdle feelings were hurt by that bad old defense lawyer

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (87qwM)

318 Prosecution's rebuttal is going to be ugly. Ugly and all lies.

*

Imagine if they pull an Alex Baldwin and literally murder someone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (NOUfV)

319 That priviliged remark by the defense attorney is gonna be misconstrued by so many people

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

320 He gets acquitted, they burn and riot.

He gets convicted we won't do a damn thing.

One side plays for keeps the other plays.

Posted by: Fletch at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (EH8Ls)

321 Like that Richards wrapped up with point that Kyle's right to defend himself didn't require he take a beating.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (l7udz)

322 "Um, under what authority is Congress mandating this?"

That argument went out the window about 75ish years ago. Congress can do whatever the fuck it wants, and nobody will stop them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (OalnH)

323 It doesn't cost that much to print a few extra sheets of money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (AtfPU)

324 @LawSelfDefense 6m

Richards: On scene #2, no active shooter, if they want to be heros, those attacking need to be right, and they weren't. Kyle shot Rosenbaum because he was attacking Kyle. Everybody shot was attacking Kyle.
Richards: Binger says no injury. That's not the standard. Standard is likely to cause harm. My client not obliged to take a beating before he can defend himself.
Richards: No winners in this case, but putting Kyle down for something he was privileged to do, is not justice.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (cF8AT)

325 313
The Prosecution's rebuttal is going to be ugly. Ugly and all lies.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 15, 2021 05:41 PM (C5Hln)

Did the defense do any pre-spiking? Like, "In a few moments the prosecution will try repeating to you all these lies, but you should ignore them and look strictly at the evidence."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (dfRN6)

326 Is this true, or did I make it up?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 15, 2021 05:40 PM (vcOmj)

it's the kind of thing a Clown like you would say!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (trdmm)

327 Binger: "If you DON'T convict my wife's boyfriend will put me in my crate outside the bedroom for the night and FORCE me to LISTEN to their passionate love making. I'm a GOOD BOY and should be able to watch it in person! So PLEASE convict Kyle!"

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (a7HML)

328 Romeo13 - per the last 8 decades of SCOTUS. the Interstate Commerce Clause can be used to justify a federal law about scratching your ass or winding your watch.

Posted by: PabloD at November 15, 2021 05:43 PM (uBGAR)

329 He gets acquitted, they burn and riot.

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Wouldn't it be great upon being acquitted if Kyle asks the judge for his gun from the evidence locker so he can go defend the town against the rioters outside.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 15, 2021 05:44 PM (sX1BW)

330 "The Prosecution's rebuttal is going to be ugly. Ugly and all lies."

And if the prosecution gets its way in this case, our rebuttal will be far, far worse. Because it will be clear we are no longer a nation of laws.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 15, 2021 05:44 PM (jWe5r)

331 One side plays for keeps the other plays.
Posted by: Fletch at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (EH8Ls)


One side gets arrested and thrown in jail, the other side gets to do whatever the f*ck they want.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:44 PM (jm4rC)

332 Heh, Stephen Green at Instapundit highlights a tweet by the lead singer of All That Remains.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/485340/

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2021 05:44 PM (1Yy3c)

333 It would be good if Binger would be buggered by one of those gigantic ice cycles. What a disgusting man.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (cSyAR)

334 I may take a nap. A nap sounds like an excellent idea. Agree?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

(Don't tell Ace !)

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (arJlL)

335 He gets convicted we won't do a damn thing.

One side plays for keeps the other plays.
Posted by: Fletch at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (EH8Ls)


If he gets convicted they'll riot and loot in victory.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (pLEy5)

336 319 That priviliged remark by the defense attorney is gonna be misconstrued by so many people
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

of course it will, but that's referencing the Actual Law that governs this kind of situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (trdmm)

337 I'm betting white students will be required to arrange for their own transportation in order to save range.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (RKEEA)

338 Nood - Based University

It's all red though.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 15, 2021 05:45 PM (5aFbR)

339 Great. Pornstache gets to have 30 minutes or so of rebuttal. In other news Beto is running for Texas governor presumably on the platform of disarming the public. All I can think is, sure, that is going to work well in Texas. Tone Deaf Extra Credit Score: +200 for doing this smack in the middle of the KR trial closings which if I remember correctly from 30 seconds ago involved a citizen using a firearm to save himself from a pack of wolves.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (ESLBo)

340 Mister Prosecutor, Have you charged anyone with arson, or the willful destruction of property?

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (rDgjh)

341 nood school

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (8D42x)

342 I just got the most confusing email from work HR.

"we have made slight changes, to your exemption accomodation"

I think they are dropping the bit about working from home 100% and having to wear an actual N95 mask instead of any old mask. But it isn't clear since they don't list "was this, now this" just that
1. you are exempt from receiving the covid-19 vaccine. (still)
2. You agree to abide by all UCAR health and safety protocols while on UCAR work premises, including regular testing, details of which will be provided in due course.

So seems I would still have to dink around and get a dumb covid test before any work at the office.

Dad has the FNM on. from bits I'm catching in another room, I think their viewers are going to think the jury *sided* with KR if there is a just verdict.

Posted by: PaleRider, tired clinger at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (3cGpq)

343 Hocus, pocus, and out of focus!

Fuck you Little Binger!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (ufFY8)

344 Hmmm... question I really don't know the answer to.

Is it just number of miles driven that determines how far you can go on an electric vehicle charge? or is it the amount of time also factor in, like with a combustion engine?

ie, how many hours can a slow moving electric bus operate before it has to recharge?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

345 331
One side gets arrested and thrown in jail, the other side gets to do whatever the f*ck they want.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 15, 2021 05:44 PM (jm4rC)

Yup.

Posted by: Fletch at November 15, 2021 05:47 PM (EH8Ls)

346 "Your Honor we find the defendant Not Guilty."

[pregnant pause]

"Your Honor, can have my AR back? And some ammo? A little worried about the drive home..."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 15, 2021 05:47 PM (MkuC5)

347 Is it like in the movies, the first thing the jury does is take a quick vote just to see where it stands?

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 05:47 PM (xh83U)

348 ie, how many hours can a slow moving electric bus operate before it has to recharge?

**

Lots of variables. Hills, regenerative braking, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:48 PM (RKEEA)

349 Binger is making these final arguments because they decided that Fatlock yelling "Get in my stomach" at Kyle was not the right approach.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 15, 2021 05:48 PM (LurKo)

350 He gets acquitted, they burn and riot.

He gets convicted we won't do a damn thing.

One side plays for keeps the other plays.

Posted by: Fletch at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (EH8Ls)

--------

I would follow the right leader into battle to (1) break Kyle out and (2) exact some real vigilante justice.

Where is William Wallace?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 05:48 PM (am10E)

351 Can suggest, call him Bunger, short for Bunghole.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2021 05:49 PM (xh83U)

352 Joliet, IL is home to an electric bus manufacturer. They are getting ready to expand bigly. Joliet is in Will County

Election 2020 Will County results
Biden 53%
Trump 44%


This is how Dems repay their voters. The GOP on the other hands shits on their voters.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:51 PM (OalnH)

353 and having to wear an actual N95 mask instead of any old mask.

**

o_O

If they require an N95 mask they are establishing a respirator program and will need fit testing, initial pulmonary function testing, and annual monitoring.

Those aren't "masks." Those are respirators, and they kill people.

That's serious OSHA regulation, and one that has been in existence for a while.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 15, 2021 05:53 PM (RKEEA)

354 I agree the burden of proof falls on the prosecution. "Presumption of Innocence".

But it doesn't follow that they get the last word. They already got the first word.

This seems wrong. The defense should go last.

Make it so!

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 05:53 PM (WlX38)

355 How did Binger manage to graduate from high school? He seems a little simple?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 15, 2021 05:54 PM (cSyAR)

356 If the State did its job, NONE of this needed to happen. Now, I'm sure, the BLM/Antifa mob could and would have found other ways to get shot as individuals seeing as most appear to be thugs if not outright psychopaths. But the State failed Kenosha. Its leadership permitted, and practically escorted, those who would torment law-abiding citizens.

The State forced citizens to do jobs the State had abandoned.

When this is done, and Rittenhouse in acquitted, the State needs a reckoning along with the domestic terrorist groups Antifa and BLM.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at November 15, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

357 Another big electric bus assembly line is in Guilford Co, North Carolina.

Election results from that county:
Binde 61%
Trump 38%

Why it's almost as if Dems write bills to give their voters a lot of money or something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 15, 2021 05:57 PM (OalnH)

358 @"319 That priviliged remark by the defense attorney is gonna be misconstrued by so many people
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2021 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)"

I didn't love that either. There were many, better ways to do this. But on the whole I think Richards did a yoeman's job today, if a somewhat mediocre job in telling the story during the trial.

Now it's Fatty McFatty arguing that "it can't be reasonable" for Kyle to shoot someone "smaller" than himself. The irony is apparently lost on this mini planet.

He's so unconvincing that I think he's unconvinced himself. I hope he cries himself to bed with a beer and a box of Oreos tomorrow night.

Posted by: Zek at November 15, 2021 05:57 PM (OzNIz)

359 We buy all our suits at Goodwill!
Posted by: Insurance Company Attorneys!
*********
Can I thank this person for giving me the best laugh in a while. My husband was an insurance company attorney.

Posted by: jeannebodine at November 15, 2021 05:59 PM (QWHnR)

360 Batteries don't like cold weather. They lose current capacity, and they take longer to charge.

They don't take to high temperatures either.

And maximum service life is very much dependent on smart people taking care to see they are properly charged and attention to detail types being employed to do so. Something that school districts are not known for.

If they do this, it will be a debacle of epic proportion. Smart school districts will store their old buses at Davis-Monathan, so they can put them back in service when it is clear to everyone that they done Fvcked Up Really Bad.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 15, 2021 05:59 PM (WlX38)

361 Jury back yet?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 06:00 PM (2JoB8)

362 Brother Northernlurker: "How did Binger manage to graduate from high school? He seems a little simple?"

He doesn't seem simple to me. He is dishonest, conniving, and as far from truth-seeking as I've seen short of Michael Avenatti and Michael Nifong.

I'm not willing to assign to him stupidity that which can be attributed to malice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at November 15, 2021 06:01 PM (aXxgO)

363 Kraus is talking like a guy who's never been in an actual fight.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at November 15, 2021 06:02 PM (l7udz)

364 Zek: "Now it's Fatty McFatty arguing that 'it can't be reasonable' for Kyle to shoot someone 'smaller' than himself. The irony is apparently lost on this mini planet."

Oh brother.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at November 15, 2021 06:02 PM (aXxgO)

365 M T-G is kn OAN

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 06:04 PM (2JoB8)

366 Bannon surrendered to the Democrats Law Enforcement Bureau

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2021 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

367 MISTRIAL

RIGHT THE FRICK NOW.

WITH PREJUDICE.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 15, 2021 06:08 PM (MkuC5)

368 Is it just number of miles driven that determines how far you can go on an electric vehicle charge? or is it the amount of time also factor in, like with a combustion engine?


Philadelphia placed the Proterra buses in areas where it thought they could succeed but quickly learned it was mistaken. Two pilot routes selected in South Philadelphia that were relatively short and flat compared with others in the city were too much for the electric buses.

"Even those routes needed buses to pull around 100 miles each day, while the Proterras were averaging just 30 to 50 miles per charge," WHYY reporter Ryan Briggs wrote. "Officials also quickly realized there wasn't room at the ends of either route for charging stations."

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 06:10 PM (+LCoQ)

369 This is a wish upon a star, hopeful essay at Hot Gut Gash by Matt Lewis:

https://tinyurl.com/3288un59

Its comically and hilariously short of supporting evidence, like you know, polling data, interviews of donors, real important swing state not supporters of Trump or anything that means anything in a think piece that anyone is impressed with, and real long on the Allahpundit/Lewis go to answer as to any of their opinions - fucking ass nothing except what they just fucking feel ought to be right after partying with their friends on Saturday night!

Yeah, Matt is a complete an utter fucking imbecile, but he doesn't mind writing a 1000 word essay at Hot Air proving it...


Posted by: Boswell at November 15, 2021 06:15 PM (5iUNf)

370 Acquitted. 100 f..king percent.

Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 15, 2021 07:19 PM (qi/+I)

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