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Rittenhouse Trial: The Prosecutors Handle Witnesses As Well as F. Joe Biden Handles Sphincter Tone

This witness had previously testified that Rosenbaum -- the pedophile fresh out of a literal insane asylum who first ambushed Rittenhouse -- was shouting "F*** the police! I'm not afraid to go back to jail" and shouted "Shoot me, [n-word!]! Shoot me, [n-word]!" at people.

At a Black Lives Matter rally.

He then testifies that he saw the antifa thugs chasing Rittenhouse, after hearing gunshots.

The defense attorney elicits from the witness that the prosecuting attorneys did not like his original statements -- which tended to clear Kyle -- and asked him to change aspects of it.

Update: I think the point of contention might be that the prosecutors wanted him to say I believed that Huber and Grosskreutz were trying to stop an active shooter whereas the witness' actual words and actual belief was only that the two antifa thugs were chasing after Rittenhouse, and trying to stop him. The witness, in other words, didn't offer up the prejudicial, judgmental "trying to stop an active shooter." The prosecutors wanted him to say that to make them seem to be heroes.

Prosecution asks their own witness, who just testified that they previously attempted to get him to "alter" his testimony, "and we didn't ask you to change your original statement, did we?"

The answer is inevitable.

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The fat guy with the stunned expression is the prosecutor who just got him to insist "Yes, you asked me to alter my statement." The guy with his hands up saying "There it is" is the defense attorney.

The guy just said the prosecutors asked him to alter his testimony, and then, in court, they try to get him to alter it again.

The Steltereque assistant prosecutor continues to badger him about whether he was asked to "alter" his testimony, but the witness insists he was asked to "alter" it, and that he felt "uncomfortable" about this.

So a prosecution witness says they pressured him to change his statement to incriminate Rittenhouse.

He comes across as very credible, too. He's got an apple-farmer hick kind of innocence to him. Reckieta says that he seems to have an eidetic (photographic) memory so he probably came across as credible as to pure power of recall, too.

Reckieta's coverage is here; this witness is on the stand in about the last hour of the feed.

Worth watching!!!

Yesterday the lead detective in the case admitted that the only people Rittenhouse shot were chasing him.

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM




Comments

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1 Fast!

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2021 06:28 PM (WmGrA)

2 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:28 PM (1Yy3c)

3 Inon top floor

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:28 PM (2JoB8)

4 Let'r Rip Brandon.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2021 06:28 PM (xInes)

5 Rittenhouse needs some sort of medal.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 06:29 PM (R+A4V)

6 I hope the jury does the right thing. I think this kid is gonna have a lot of problems in the future. He should be aquitted

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2021 06:29 PM (M+Lyo)

7 I have missed so much goodness on the blog today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (kTF2Z)

8 Flplplp-squeeeeeeeee! SPLAT!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (wAnMi)

9 Boom! Boom! Out go the lights!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (+xGNi)

10 The poor kid is still going to be found guilty 'cause no one wants to get doxxed by George Floyd's "mostly peaceful" friends ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (okV1R)

11 Are these prosecutors right out of law school?

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

12 Looks like a recommendation to the State Bar by the Judge for consideration of disbarment is in order.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (w/U2k)

13 [bbbbrrrrrraaaattttttttt!!]

Posted by: Brandon at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (ZSK0i)

14 I feel so sorry for this kid. Hope he gets acquitted and his life turns out well.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (hV9ir)

15 Today I learned that hicks have integrity.

A-holes.

Posted by: Rittenhouse Prosecutor at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (R+A4V)

16 The fact this this clusterf**k of a show-trial has been allowed to continue is ridiculous.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (WmGrA)

17 So a prosecution witness says they pressured him to change his statement to incriminate Rittenhouse.

==


That does not sound Kosher at all.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (V13WU)

18 All three were righteous shoots, but Rosenbaum warms my heart the most.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (KnJdm)

19 Oh, hypocrisy, thy name is Gavin Newsom.

Now we know where he was instead of the Climate Conference. At a billionaire oil heiress' wedding:

https://tinyurl.com/7b4scf4h

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

20 Oof. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (dkvcO)

21 Even if he's acquitted, Imma stay mad as hell when I think about what this kid went through. How long was he jailed? And for this?

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at November 09, 2021 06:31 PM (XnnHY)

22 Rule 1. Never ask a witness a question you don't know how he will answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

23 No matter how fked up the prosecution has done I still keeping fingers crossed because the jury could be all raving Marxists.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (2JoB8)

24 I hope the jury does the right thing.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2021 06:29 PM (M+Lyo)

I hope a busty brunette barges through my door, gets on her knees and blows me. We all have our dreams.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (1Yy3c)

25 Oh whoops, whoopsie. We didn't ask you to change your testimony under duress and lie given the clear video and testimony which supports your original statement. That would be a crime and cause for disbarment.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (/Nl5q)

26 I still think the jury is going to be scared shitless of the mob coming after them and will put Rittenhouse in jail.

Of course, I thought Youngkin had no chance, so take my predictions as you will. I just believe that expecting the worst outcome in any situation tends to save a lot of dashed hopes and grief.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (2JVJo)

27 It all comes down to how afraid the jury is. This is where we are at in Biden's America.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

28 Inman needs to narrate these. After the not guilty verdict, of course.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (KnJdm)

29 Lin Wood.....please get ready to file some major fucking defamation and wrongful prosecution suits. JFC.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (OalnH)

30 23 Or scared out of their shoes to get a bottle of gas through the window at 2am.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (2JoB8)

31 Million dollar idea! It's like a Tickle Me Elmo doll except it's a Pull My Finger Biden doll!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (FVME7)

32 Lotta brown noise out there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (XvPQV)

33 Wow. Aquital means tites self defense mode after the next wave of riots.

Will BLM riot again or just panty-fa?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, coofin at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (TRGyz)

34 OK, Judge and Jury... one of these witnesses always tells the truth, and the other always lies. You may only ask one question. Go!

Posted by: the clever prosecutors at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (P1f+c)

35 Are these prosecutors right out of law school?


I'm thinking they're interns...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (ZSK0i)

36 I want to see the autopsy photos of these dead Kenosha scumbags.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (2xGy+)

37 Fat boy needs to share a cell with a transsexual 280 pound bubba. He is a criminal in a suit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (o2MD2)

38 This prosecutor might be a good guest host when Stelter goes on vacation.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

39 The prosecution is like a bunch of mentally deficient circus clowns. Mentally deficient circus clowns who light each other on fire and try to stop the burning by stabbing each other with pencils.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (/Nl5q)

40 Don't worry 'bout that verdict. We got this.

Posted by: Cortez Rice and the Floyd Posse at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (WmGrA)

41 Someone needs to take a flamethrower to that prosecutor's office.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (guGkK)

42

The small lawyer went to Michigan, Tubby McGee went to Wisconsin Madison.

So both are Commies. You dont come out of those places hugging Scalia's autobiography.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (4WPW/)

43 We need more men like Rittenhouse

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (XvPQV)

44 The prosecution is like a bunch of mentally deficient circus clowns. Mentally deficient circus clowns who light each other on fire and try to stop the burning by stabbing each other with pencils.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (/Nl5q)


Now you've done it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

45 I hope the jury does the right thing. I think this kid is gonna have a lot of problems in the future. He should be aquitted
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2021 06:29 PM (M+Lyo)

As Ace mentioned yesterday - the judge should have called directed verdict then and there. Because 1) he could easily do that and 2) save the jury from the inevitable threats coming their way. This is anything but a normal trial.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

46 DA: Did you see the accused bite off the man's ear during the fight?

Witness: No Sir, I did not.

DA: But you told the Police that he had bitten the man's ear off, how did you come to that conclusion?

Witness: I saw him spit it out.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (P9T5R)

47 Wait, when people are chasing me and hitting me with skateboards, you say that I should just take my lumps?
OK, thanks for the advice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (jTmQV)

48 They declined to prosecute the cop who shot the miscreant who started all of this and nothing happened. I think Kyle walks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

49 The people in the back holding up their hands and smiling are, I assume, are the defense lawyers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (YK8CE)

50 Are these prosecutors right out of law school?
Posted by: Skip

Yes.

And by "law school," we mean "a series of youtube videos."

Posted by: the clever prosecutors at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (P1f+c)

51 I want to see the autopsy photos of these dead Kenosha scumbags.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 06:33 PM (2xGy+)

Two threads back, I think, Bonhomme posted a stream link and a timestamp. Spoiler alert. They're dead.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:35 PM (KnJdm)

52 Somebody said the Prosecutor looked like the love child of Brian Stelter and Brian Stelter.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

53 The small lawyer went to Michigan, Tubby McGee went to Wisconsin Madison.

So both are Commies. You dont come out of those places hugging Scalia's autobiography.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM

I think Ann Coulter is the only Michigan Law graduate ever what hasn't gone full commie

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (DUIap)

54 Q: Have you lived in this town for your whole life?

A: Not yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (guGkK)

55 The small lawyer went to Michigan, Tubby McGee went to Wisconsin Madison.

____

Not sure about Wisconsin, but I always thought UM-Law was top notch. These guys are fucking imbeciles, makes you wonder about those law school reps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (OalnH)

56 And at what point does the Judge ask the attorneys to please approach the bench?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (P9T5R)

57 OT: GOP lobbyists say corporate America is coming back into the tent


Well, fuck all of you.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (2xGy+)

58 Well, at least the prosecution didn't call Alec Baldwin as a ballistics expert.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (FVME7)

59 These prosecutors are actually janitors playing prosecutors and there are hidden cameras. This is a gag- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (/Nl5q)

60 Wanna see a couple that won't stay married six months? Take a look at that picture on the Newsome article linked about.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2021 06:37 PM (YynYJ)

61 I hope a busty brunette barges through my door, gets on her knees and blows me. We all have our dreams.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (1Yy3c)

Well if that's your dream, five bills can make it happen. Less if you don't demand the brunette be biologically female.

Now my dreams...mine are expensive, loud and probably require a graves detail afterwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:37 PM (XvPQV)

62 These guys are fucking imbeciles, makes you wonder about those law school reps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (OalnH)


Someone has to graduate last in their class.

Posted by: John McCain at November 09, 2021 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

63 59 These prosecutors are actually janitors playing prosecutors and there are hidden cameras. This is a gag- right?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (/Nl5q)

___

Yeah I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to show up any day now and reveal that it's all a big Punk.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:37 PM (OalnH)

64 My concern(yeah) is that this has been a political show trial from the start, and political show trials don't go against the politicals in power.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2021 06:37 PM (FkR2T)

65 I fear for this young man in this political climate.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM (AmoqO)

66 I'm starting to wonder if the prosecution is intentionally scuttling their own case.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM (nRMeC)

67 I think Ann Coulter is the only Michigan Law graduate ever what hasn't gone full commie
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 06:36 PM (DUIap)


Well I wouldn't hold her up as the epitome of stability either.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM (o2MD2)

68 What's interesting to me is this looks a little like sabotage by the witnesses--not that they aren't telling the truth, but that the prosecution thought they'd tell a different story.

This should have been nailed down in depositions, already.

How much fun, if this was planned sabotage.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM (AwPyG)

69
Well I wouldn't hold her up as the epitome of stability either.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM

truth

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (DUIap)

70 Did anyone read this entry at Instapundit last week?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/482453/

Link at the link. Er, another link.

Rittenhouse has been fucked for a while.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (1Yy3c)

71 Crap. There goes our "worst prosecution ever" Guinness book record.

Posted by: Marcia Clark at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (R+A4V)

72 >>62 These guys are fucking imbeciles, makes you wonder about those law school reps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen -

Remember, 80+ percent of the US Congress are lawyers.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (2xGy+)

73 "We've replaced the prosecutors in this courtroom with convenience store security guards. Let's see if anyone notices."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (guGkK)

74 The prosecution is like a bunch of mentally deficient circus clowns. Mentally deficient circus clowns who light each other on fire and try to stop the burning by stabbing each other with pencils.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:34 PM (/Nl5q)

Do you have a blog? I'd read your blog too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (P9T5R)

75 I still think the jury is going to be scared shitless of the mob coming after them and will put Rittenhouse in jail.

Of course, I thought Youngkin had no chance, so take my predictions as you will. I just believe that expecting the worst outcome in any situation tends to save a lot of dashed hopes and grief.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (2JVJo)

Except today we had the judge stop somebody from recording the jury and confiscate his phone. That's just the person he saw doing it. They're already threatening the jury on twatter - which is a-ok with @jack apparently.

I have little hope that the jury has the balls to do what's right. And TBH, I have a hard time blaming them. The calls to dox the members and family and pets and employers etc. will be insane. I already wonder just what Kyle would do if he was found innocent. We sure can't trust the FBI to put him into some sort of protection program.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (wAnMi)

76 To echo Grammie from a few nights ago: Thank God for Kyle

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (bVhJi)

77 New Zealanders do the haka (a Maori war dance) to protest vaccine lockdowns in front of Parliament.

Lots of Maori and Pacific Islanders in the crowd.

https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi/
status/1458159171795238917

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (I2/tG)

78 We're lawyers working for the government. This is neither the time nor the place for honesty!!

Posted by: The Prosecution at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (lIIT7)

79 A reminder: The only one who knows what the jury is going to do is God.

That being said, this trial has run out of clusters for the prosecution to fuck and there is now a tremendous cluster shortage in the greater Midwest area.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)

80 " I just believe that expecting the worst outcome in any situation tends to save a lot of dashed hopes and grief.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 06:32 PM (2JVJo) "


kind of leaning that way myself ...
to be clear: I want to see him walk out acquitted, but what I want is meaningless in Bizarro world.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 06:40 PM (ahosz)

81
ian miles chong is garbage!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 06:40 PM (eBtHG)

82 And remember the troll who was wondering how Rittenhouse's counsel could be so incompetent?

Stupid like a fox

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:40 PM (AwPyG)

83 71 Crap. There goes our "worst prosecution ever" Guinness book record.
Posted by: Marcia Clark at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (R+A4V)

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Eh. You could have had the 3 best prosectors the world had ever known and the almost all black jury would have found OJ not guilty.

Marcia Clark got beaten up unfairly.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:40 PM (OalnH)

84 The small lawyer went to Michigan, Tubby McGee went to Wisconsin Madison.
____
Not sure about Wisconsin, but I always thought UM-Law was top notch. These guys are fucking imbeciles, makes you wonder about those law school reps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

They're putting the lie to this joke:

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in his class in law school?"

"Your Honor."

At least, I hope they are.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (P1f+c)

85 I'm guessing that the judge wants the persecution to use all the rope available to hang themselves before ending this

Posted by: the Butcher at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (KtAmr)

86
"Grambo's" testimony was good, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (eBtHG)

87 They'll get him on the gun charge, whether Kyle deserves it or not. They can't just let him walk.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (jTmQV)

88 Holy Crap - if the judge does not turn the transcript over to the state bar and recommend disbarment as the least penalty...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (HfND3)

89 I don't trust jurors Not since the OJ trial

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (0PUU9)

90 "Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (guGkK)

91 That DA doesn't look like he misses many meals either. The prosecution should be glad a critical piece of evidence in this case was not a twenty pound ham.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

92 For whatever reason the prosecution is trying to throw this trial.


I dunno, maybe they are going for a mistrial?

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (bVYXr)

93 72 >>62 These guys are fucking imbeciles, makes you wonder about those law school reps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen -

Remember, 80+ percent of the US Congress are lawyers.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (2xGy+)

___

I don't think most** US Reps are stupid though. Dishonest, lying thieves? Sure. But not stupid.

** Exceptions of course such as AOC and her crew.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (OalnH)

94 The judge needs to throw this case out. Doing so would spare the jury and their families.

Posted by: Crusader at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (ewSN2)

95
The Judge in this case seems fair, so far.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "f*ck around and find out" at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (eBtHG)

96 "We've replaced the real prosecutors with hapless circus clowns. Let's see if they notice."

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (/Nl5q)

97 Sabotage? Maybe the pantifa witnesses want Rittenhouse out on the street where they themselves can get at him.


Of course, that didn't work out for them the first time.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (FkR2T)

98 New Zealanders do the haka (a Maori war dance) to protest vaccine lockdowns in front of Parliament.

-
We need Maori of this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 06:42 PM (FVME7)

99 So I read "Sphincter Tone" as "Sphincter One" in the post title,

in case anyone else wants that idea, er, stuck in their heads...

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (ajoh7)

100 A reminder: The only one who knows what the jury is going to do is God.


Calvinist!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (guGkK)

101 83 Eh. You could have had the 3 best prosectors the world had ever known and the almost all black jury would have found OJ not guilty.

Marcia Clark got beaten up unfairly.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 09, 2021 06:40 PM (OalnH)

The first part might well be true. I'm not so sure about the second part. I watched the whole trial, and she definitely was not equal to the unethical tactics put on by the defense. Nor the ethical (sort of) ones.

I discovered months after the trial that if you have a pair of gloves that happens to fit you really well, and you put on a latex liner first, you can't get them on, no way, nohow.

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

Powerful stuff, and she did not counter it properly.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (R+A4V)

102 I have been very pessimistic over almost everything this last year, but I'm thinking positive for this young man, that ppl will be decent and acquit him. And, Grambo for mayor, please, Kenosha voters.

Posted by: EveR at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (MUpk6)

103 I watched entire testimony of this witness and when the prosecution did indeed ask him to change his testimony in a manner that would incriminate Rittenhouse I busted out laughing, it was like are you f'ing kidding me? The witness then went on to state that the ATF, the FBI, the local yokel detectives keep hounding him at home, at work, and through repeated interviews. It wasn't explicitly stated by the witness that I heard but it was damn clear that each of these law enforcement agencies were pressuring him to perjure himself so the prosecution could railroad Rittenhouse and collect his scalp. This case should be dismissed by the Judge as of yesterday. This matter never was a prosecution but a persecution so the Uniparty assholes running the show could complete the narrative this was a white supremacist domestic terrorism event.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (ESLBo)

104 It's always better to let the jury return a verdict, and usually a good judge has a sense of what's going to happen, anyway.


Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (AwPyG)

105 What's interesting to me is this looks a little like sabotage by the witnesses--not that they aren't telling the truth, but that the prosecution thought they'd tell a different story.

This should have been nailed down in depositions, already.

How much fun, if this was planned sabotage.
Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:38 PM

I think they coached him into perjury, to say they hadn't asked him to change his story, and he had a moment of clarity (inadvertent or otherwise) on the stand

never ask a question that you don't already know the answer to; Tub-o-Law though he knew the answer 'cause they coached him

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (DUIap)

106 I do worry about the safety of Kyle and the jurors being doxxed into bringing in a guilty verdict.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2021 06:44 PM (YK8CE)

107 **smishes AtC**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 06:44 PM (2JVJo)

108 What makes us think that Rittenhouse's not guilty will cause riots?

He may be a hero-- it was the rent-a-mob is who wanted to burn down Kenosha.

I don't know--just wondering.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (AwPyG)

109 Question: why aren't the jurors in a separate building watching the proceedings over CCTV? Wouldn't that help with their personal safety?

Or is that the point entirely?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (OU+8W)

110 so we have testimony that prosecutors tried to coerce their witness into changing his story, to help them convict an innocent man. Lock up the prosecutors ... or have them face "social justice" in the streets.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

111 *smishes MP4 back*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)

112 We need Maori of this.

And the crowd is almost entirely male.

Kiwis take their war dances seriously.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (I2/tG)

113 I do worry about the safety of Kyle and the jurors being doxxed into bringing in a guilty verdict.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2021 06:44 PM


I would worry about the Jury maybe, but I would not worry about rittenhouse he seems to be able to take care of himself.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (bVYXr)

114 I want these prosecutors for my next trial!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (+xGNi)

115 Hey wait. The Good Idea Fairy just struck. Can we get the Rittenhouse prosecutors to run as GOP Candidates? They would fit right in. They just Out-Republicaned the Republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (/Nl5q)

116 guys I know Ian Miles Chong is garbage, should I not have linked the video?

Give me a break here. If I can find an alternative video, I use it. This is the one I have.

Posted by: Ace at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (0G13K)

117 The prosecuters may not be lawyers but maybe they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (7EjX1)

118 Threads like this make me miss AmishDude.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (nDrPh)

119 11 Are these prosecutors right out of law school?
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB

We sent in the 10 box tops!!

Posted by: Defense team at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (Rbu5d)

120 Q. So who do we have available to prosecute this Rittenhouse kid?

A. Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

121 Just looked at the wiki page on the Maori. Not a word about them being cannibals. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 06:47 PM (o2MD2)

122 Greta Thunberg Summed Up In One Quote

https://bit.ly/3mWK978

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 06:47 PM (FVME7)

123 And you can sue for malicious prosecution in a criminal case, just like in a civil case.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG)

124 *takes notes*

Posted by: The Keystone Kops at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (P1f+c)

125 I discovered months after the trial that if you have a pair of gloves that happens to fit you really well, and you put on a latex liner first, you can't get them on, no way, nohow.

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

Powerful stuff, and she did not counter it properly.
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (R+A4V)

Even without the latex glove which would make even a new XXXL impossible to put on, you can just go all retard with your fingers. Like those infomercials where the idiots are incapable of cutting a head of lettuce, spill shit everywhere and almost sever a finger.

Ac-ting!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

126 I don't know anything about anything but that speechifing and questioning by the prosecutors appears to be amateur, ill-considered, retarded and their shit is all f*cked up.

Will they be able to go anywhere in the county post trial and not be mocked?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

127 I've watched the whole trial, and I cannot imagine any rational person voting for conviction.

Perhaps the saving grace for Rittenhouse is that he only shot white shitheads, not any black ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (pmpob)

128 Prosecutor is another member of the potato family

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (CYnTg)

129 The only way the prosecution wins this case now is if they hire ATC to show up as a witness and show her cans to the jury. They'll need to buy a booster seat, but it will be worth it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:49 PM (/Nl5q)

130 You know that the mayor, the DA and the lead detective in Kenosha are all part of the same dirty family, right?

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:49 PM (AwPyG)

131 if Kyle is found not guilty, I definitely wouldn't riot if I was antifa, but I don't want to tell them how to do their jobs.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 06:49 PM (oA+QO)

132 Prosecutor is another member of the potato family

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (CYnTg)

They grow them big in Kenosha.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:49 PM (KnJdm)

133 "...Not a word about them being cannibals. Heh."

Well, it's not exactly the kind of chat you want broadcast. Cuts down on the possibilities.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (jTmQV)

134 Also those gloves OJ " couldn't get on" had been drenched in blood and shrunken...

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (CYnTg)

135
Disbarment.

Posted by: portlandon at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (+oR7L)

136 The prosecuters may not be lawyers but maybe they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.
Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 06:46 PM (7EjX1)

But they did not watch ANY Perry Mason episodes, or MY Cousin Vinny. What did they watch instead?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (4I/2K)

137 That being said, this trial has run out of clusters for the prosecution to fuck and there is now a tremendous cluster shortage in the greater Midwest area.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)

Rumor has it that the replacement clusters are circling on a container ship somewhere in the Pacific ocean, alongside Terry McAulliff's extra ballots.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (wmDcS)

138 The middle guy looks like he is posing for a GQ ad if this was 50 years ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (kBuGL)

139 Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:49 PM (/Nl5q)

Backs away from Marcus T....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (0PUU9)

140 I did not know that Ian Miles Cheong was garbage.

I did however know that the prosecution should not have asked that witness to alter his statement.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (wyw4S)

141 Will they be able to go anywhere in the county post trial and not be mocked?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

Would you want them to go anywhere in the country without being mocked?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (1Yy3c)

142 That being said, this trial has run out of clusters for the prosecution to fuck and there is now a tremendous cluster shortage in the greater Midwest area.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (GbPPJ

We shall have the open the Bottomless Clusterfuck mines in DC to answer this shortage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (kBuGL)

143 And the crowd is almost entirely male.
Kiwis take their war dances seriously.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2021 06:45 PM (I2/tG)

Haka is a Maori war dance. Women do not dance the Haka.

IIRC the Spice Girls got in serious trouble in NZ over dancing part of a Haka on their tour.

By the way the Maori kept the British Army in knots during the Musket wars, since the Maori were raised to be warriors.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (P9T5R)

144
Bo Duke explains guns on film sets:

https://youtu.be/78qtLwk1C9U

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (eBtHG)

145 The fact there's even a trial pisses me off to no end.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (jWe5r)

146 I did however know that the prosecution should not have asked that witness to alter his statement.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (wyw4S)

Bitches get stitches, yo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (kBuGL)

147 BLM is laughing their asses off.

Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (FkR2T)

148 Oh, hypocrisy, thy name is Gavin Newsom.

Now we know where he was instead of the Climate Conference. At a billionaire oil heiress' wedding:

https://tinyurl.com/7b4scf4h
---------------------------

He passed on the global warming meeting for a billionaire oil heiress's wedding? That's beautiful!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (pmpob)

149 Update: I think the point of contention might be that the prosecutors wanted him to say "I believed that Huber and Grosskreutz were trying to stop an *active shooter*" whereas the witness' actual words and actual belief was only that the two antifa thugs were chasing after Rittenhouse, and trying to stop him. The witness, in other words, didn't offer up the prejudicial, judgmental "trying to stop an active shooter." The prosecutors wanted him to say that to make them seem to be heroes.

That might have been the "alteration" demanded.

Posted by: Ace at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (0G13K)

150 Would you want them to go anywhere in the country without being mocked?

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (1Yy3c)

Mocked? No. Pelted with bags of dicks however . . . .

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

151 I was just in Kenosha today. The Culver's is just hopping with tension.

If he is found guilty, can we bust him out, declare him to be an illegal alien, and give him sanctuary in Illinois?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (nDrPh)

152 So are there any kind of professional sanctions for a prosecutor leaning on a witness to alter his testimony to favor the prosecution's case?

I know, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (cSs/W)

153 Can Robert Mueller be called in to take over the prosecution at this point?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (cUUIs)

154 Guilty

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (CJRaf)

155 I can't keep track of Twitter drama, all I look at is Razorfist, AlextheChick and KBdaBear's hotties.

Why is Chong garbage now? Serious question.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (XvPQV)

156 It's always better to let the jury return a verdict, and usually a good judge has a sense of what's going to happen, anyway. Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (AwPyG)

This. I was on a case once where it was infuriating that the judge ruled against us every time he had a judgment call to make. The jury came back for our client. The judge (and the verdict) was appeal-proof, because there were no instances where the other side didn't get what they wanted.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (BMmaB)

157 Someone please introduce that prosecutor to a salad.

"Hello there, Fatty. I'm a low calorie, high fiber option. "

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (/Nl5q)

158 145 The fact there's even a trial pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (jWe5r)

I agree sort of. If this were more of a fact finding thing, two people managed to get dead and another maimed. I am ok if it did not seem like a witch hunt with the prosecution doing their best bargain bin star chamber routine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (kBuGL)

159 For whatever reason the prosecution is trying to throw this trial.

I dunno, maybe they are going for a mistrial?
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS)

My guess? They'll make the wife batterer, the kiddy diddler, and the one armed bandit into martyrs to be avenged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (FVME7)

160 We shall have the open the Bottomless Clusterfuck mines in DC to answer this shortage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (kBuGL)

Brandon's already fucked the strategic cluster reserve, so that's right out.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

161 @109

A jury is only needed if there is a question of fact--someone is lying. If everyone agrees on the facts, then there's no need for a jury, and the judge applies the law to the agreed facts.

But people are pretty good at figuring out when someone's lying. To do that, you have to be able to observe the witness. The defendant sits closest to the jury, during the trial, for this reason.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (AwPyG)

162 He passed on the global warming meeting for a billionaire oil heiress's wedding? That's beautiful!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (pmpob)
---------

A Getty. And a Nancy Pelosi officiated.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (wyw4S)

163 He passed on the global warming meeting for a billionaire oil heiress's wedding? That's beautiful!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (pmpob

We should recall that guy.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:53 PM (guGkK)

164 Vaccination taints the meat.

Posted by: Maori at November 09, 2021 06:53 PM (FkR2T)

165 140 I did however know that the prosecution should not have asked that witness to alter his statement.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM (wyw4S)

Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Rittenhouse Prosecutor at November 09, 2021 06:53 PM (R+A4V)

166 @156

Zactly

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

167 148 Oh, hypocrisy, thy name is Gavin Newsom.

Now we know where he was instead of the Climate Conference. At a billionaire oil heiress' wedding:

https://tinyurl.com/7b4scf4h
---------------------------

He passed on the global warming meeting for a billionaire oil heiress's wedding? That's beautiful!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (pmpob)
=====
American dollar bribes and grift >> Foreign Currency bribes and grift

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (cUUIs)

168 i dunno, i woulda had to acquit OJ if I was on that jury; 2 things got me over the "reasonable doubt" test:
- that ahole cop taking the 5th to the question about tampering with evidence
&
- the LAPD crime lab writing their lab notebooks in pencil

just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (ahosz)

169 So a prosecution witness says they pressured him to change his statement to incriminate Rittenhouse.
====

Guilty!

Safe and effective!

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (iydjf)

170 prosecutors trying to say active shooter, which would imply that kyle tried to shoot more than the three dirtbags he hit.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (ZZK0E)

171

What if you took two huge creme pies 100ft in diameter and a depth of 20ft and in one yiou lowered Brianna MsStelter via helicopter and Brian Stelter into each, and the competition was first one eats all of the creme pie gets a date with Andi Cooper.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (4WPW/)

172 I watched entire testimony of this witness and when the prosecution did indeed ask him to change his testimony in a manner that would incriminate Rittenhouse I busted out laughing, it was like are you f'ing kidding me?
---------------

The best part?

"We didn't ask you to change your statement."

"Yes, you did."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (EQ8Xi)

173
I did however know that the prosecution should not have asked that witness to alter his statement.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 06:50 PM

or why even bring it up? if I'm on the jury and the prosecutor goes to lengths asking a witness to affirm that he wasn't coached or asked to change his story, I'm asking why is confirming this on the record so important to the prosecutor?

is this a standard practice? is this kind of thing asked of witnesses as a matter of course?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 06:54 PM (DUIap)

174 The judge must issue a directed verdict.

And then immediately refer these boob prosecutors to the bar for investigation/sanctions.

And then apologize profusely to Mr. Rittenhouse and his family.

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

175 I was just in Kenosha today. The Culver's is just hopping with tension. If he is found guilty, can we bust him out, declare him to be an illegal alien, and give him sanctuary in Illinois? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (nDrPh)

This does seem to be the kind of situation where the sheriff would tell him that he'd best not come back to my county.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (BMmaB)

176 Prosecutor is another member of the potato family
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (CYnTg)


I have my eyes on him.

Posted by: Mr. Potatohead at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (guGkK)

177 144
Bo Duke explains guns on film sets:



unlike Gimp Grosskreutz, them Duke boys chose to not break the law and didn't carry because they had felony convictions.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (oA+QO)

178 And Nancy Pelosi officiated.
Posted by: bluebell

I didn't hear about any weddings being struck by lightning recently, so presumably it wasn't a church wedding.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (P1f+c)

179 Fat prosecutor would be a great role for a comedian when they make the Rittenhouse movie

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (YZG/i)

180 I've been up against traffic court prosecutors that are better at their jobs than these guys.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (ZMtsZ)

181 145 The fact there's even a trial pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (jWe5r)
-----------------

I seem to recall the phrase "No reasonable prosecutor ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:56 PM (EQ8Xi)

182 180 I've been up against traffic court prosecutors that are better at their jobs than these guys.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2021 06:55 PM (ZMtsZ)
-------------------

They had zip de nada to work with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:56 PM (EQ8Xi)

183 Most of the key prosecution witnesses were there on Aug 25 and for extra juice they were part of the crew protecting the Car Source and pals with Kyle Rittenhouse. When they testified it was clear they didn't want to be there and gave off the vibe what they were saying was not quite credible. Given today's testimony by the photographer that the prosecution tried to get him to change his testimony to fit the prosecution's narrative, I now must conclude the testimony they gave was molded to fit exactly what the prosecution wanted to hear. Maybe coerced is a better word here, lie seems to fit here too to some degree. This makes it all the more sublime that each of them made the defense case in spite of the prosecution manipulation.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 09, 2021 06:56 PM (ESLBo)

184 128 Prosecutor is another member of the potato family
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 06:48 PM (CYnTg)


SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 09, 2021 06:56 PM (R+A4V)

185 Hah Ha! did we fool you?
no?
oh.

Posted by: Prosecution team at November 09, 2021 06:56 PM (Rbu5d)

186 A reminder: The only one who knows what the jury is going to do is God.


Calvinist!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (guGkK)



Calvin and Hobbeist !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 06:57 PM (V13WU)

187 This. I was on a case once where it was infuriating that the judge ruled against us every time he had a judgment call to make. The jury came back for our client. The judge (and the verdict) was appeal-proof, because there were no instances where the other side didn't get what they wanted.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (BMmaB)


That's my preferred theory in trial when every important ruling goes against you. Sometimes it's true; sometimes the judge just has it out for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:57 PM (guGkK)

188
Calvinist!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (guGkK)

Five points or gtfo.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 06:57 PM (GbPPJ)

189 A malicious prosecution case would be fun, because they we'd get to find out who the DA was communicating with about this particular case.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (AwPyG)

190 It's a Nifonging

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (II3Gr)

191 Emmett Sullivan is going to step in at any moment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (0ryfU)

192 they're not trying to throw the trial, they are badgering the hell out of this nice kid and trying to claim he's some kind of partisan liar because he spoke to one (1) blogger, which apparently makes him not credible for any purpose

Posted by: Ace at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (0G13K)

193
Is that the "new" fake thing -- to have alt-left politicians fake-officiate your fake-wedding?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (eBtHG)

194 When the fat DA guy
Asks a witness to lie
That's a Nifong

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (II3Gr)

195 How much do you think that fatass weighs??

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (tPC7s)

196 https://amgreatness.com/george floyd activist claims-kenosha jurors are definitely being photographed

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (2JoB8)

197 I have a burning hatred of Fox News's Bret Baier. What a fucking twit.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (KiBMU)

198 Calvin and Hobbeist !
Posted by: runner

Take that back! Calvinball makes much more sense than this prosecution.

Posted by: B. Watterson at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (P1f+c)

199 Dang it. Took a nap and missed the thread about the Dad who killed his daughter's sex trafficker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (jm4rC)

200 Rittenhouse Trial: The Prosecutors Handle Witnesses As Well as F. Joe Biden Handles Sphincter Tone

I prefer an A-sharp, because those are somewhat crisp and dry. The worst ones are the "power chords" that I have no control over. It's like riding a volcano.

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (B2mhs)

201 All is well.

Couldn't prosecute a case better myself.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)

202 Now we know where he was instead of the Climate Conference. At a billionaire oil heiress' wedding:
https://tinyurl.com/7b4scf4h
---------------------------
He passed on the global warming meeting for a billionaire oil heiress's wedding? That's beautiful!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:51 PM (pmpob)

Except he didn't go to the reception. In Newsom's world, the wedding is your payment for the reception. And it's easy to stand there wearing a mask, even post-stroke.

He's supposed to be doing a streaming fireside chat for the CA economic summit this evening. We'll see.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (wAnMi)

203 I never watch national news except when I'm spending time with my mom. It's crazy how much a network (ABC) just straight up lies. Last night, the one armed antifa was billed as a "medic" repeatedly with no qualifier. Tonight, they run a story about the new round of Silly Subpoenas that isn't just full of errors, but it was 90% made up shit with a side of Schiff soundbites. Absolute trash.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (DF0Uw)

204 Most of the key prosecution witnesses were there on Aug 25 and for extra juice they were part of the crew protecting the Car Source and pals with Kyle Rittenhouse. When they testified it was clear they didn't want to be there and gave off the vibe what they were saying was not quite credible.
--------------------

Grosskreuz was particularly not credible, IMO. He gave up everything he could ("that is correct"), but weaseled like an SOB on other matters, where it was obvious he was not telling the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (EQ8Xi)

205 @187

But I've seen the jury get annoyed that a judge is favoring one side, and so they rule for the other, just to spite him.

Gotta love juries.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (AwPyG)

206 >>>Fat prosecutor would be a great role for a comedian when they make the Rittenhouse movie

>They could nickname him "Slim" and take potshots at him with a potato gun.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2021 06:59 PM (+xGNi)

207 How much do you think that fatass weighs??

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (tPC7s)

About 24 stone.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (xPJvm)

208 Took a nap and missed the thread about the Dad who killed his daughter's sex trafficker.
Posted by: Jordan61

I give you the Cliff Notes version - the story had a happy ending.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (mD/uy)

209 I never watch national news except when I'm spending time with my mom. It's crazy how much a network (ABC) just straight up lies. Last night, the one armed antifa was billed as a "medic" repeatedly with no qualifier.
--------------------

I watched some MSM clips on the trial on YT, and I was shocked. They were presenting the Three Stooges (including Lefty) as candidates for beatification.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (EQ8Xi)

210 You swim in a pool of Schiff, you're going to have some lies clinging to you when you climb out.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (R+A4V)

211 How much do you think that fatass weighs??


Metric or Imperial?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (guGkK)

212 Worst prosecuting lawyers I've ever seen. They should be under a judicial mistrangement order...

Posted by: Louis Tully, CPA, JD at November 09, 2021 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

213 Took a nap and missed the thread about the Dad who killed his daughter's sex trafficker.
Posted by: Jordan61

I give you the Cliff Notes version - the story had a happy ending.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (mD/uy)


The artist's conception of the event was outstanding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:01 PM (guGkK)

214 I prefer an A-sharp, because those are somewhat crisp and dry. The worst ones are the "power chords" that I have no control over. It's like riding a volcano.
Posted by: F. Joe Biden
======

Basso profundo

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 09, 2021 07:01 PM (9Fwwf)

215 I watched some MSM clips on the trial on YT, and I was shocked. They were presenting the Three Stooges (including Lefty) as candidates for beatification.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (EQ8Xi)

Two Pedophiles and a Commie is this fall's hot new show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)

216 212 Worst prosecuting lawyers I've ever seen. They should be under a judicial mistrangement order...
Posted by: Louis Tully, CPA, JD at November 09, 2021 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (kBuGL)

217 How much do you think that fatass weighs??

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 06:58 PM (tPC7s)

About 24 stone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Methinks the Large Trebuchet, Sire.

Posted by: Miklos of York at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (QzkSJ)

218 I give you the Cliff Notes version - the story had a happy ending.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (mD/uy)

Oh I know, I live in the city where it happened. I hope to hell I get picked for the jury.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (jm4rC)

219 "How much do you think that fatass weighs??
"

1.87 Imperial Stelters.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (Ocv6A)

220 How many normals sympathize with Antifa cockroachre? I exclude Democrats, the media and the FBI.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (4jpCw)

221 208 Took a nap and missed the thread about the Dad who killed his daughter's sex trafficker.
Posted by: Jordan61

I give you the Cliff Notes version - the story had a happy ending.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:00 PM (mD/uy)


Boooooo!!! Booooo!!! Hiss!! Bad!!!

Oh. Wait. Daughter. OK, carry on.

Posted by: Lincoln Project at November 09, 2021 07:03 PM (R+A4V)

222 220 How many normals sympathize with Antifa cockroachre? I exclude Democrats, the media and the FBI.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (4jpCw)

I took "normals" as excluding them from the get go.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 07:03 PM (II3Gr)

223 "How much do you think that fatass weighs??

==

.75 Brian Dennehy's

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (V13WU)

224 Why is Chong garbage now? Serious question.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (XvPQV)
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I'm wondering the same. Anyone want to enlighten us?

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (wyw4S)

225 220 How many normals sympathize with Antifa cockroachre? I exclude Democrats, the media and the FBI.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (4jpCw)

First someone would have to explain to them just what they are. No network has volunteered to do this, for some reason.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (R+A4V)

226 212 Worst prosecuting lawyers I've ever seen. They should be under a judicial mistrangement order...
Posted by: Louis Tully, CPA, JD at November 09, 2021 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

I'll bet, should the current AG be flamed out in WI that in 26 one of this team will run, either having gotten the jury afraid of having their homes torched to convict or running as "The system freed a monster" and get a very good number of votes.

WI...can be super stupid in how we vote.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (Ojki1)

227 Brian Dennehies ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (V13WU)

228 Brian Dennehys !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:05 PM (V13WU)

229 Took a nap and missed the thread about the Dad who killed his daughter's sex trafficker.
Posted by: Jordan61

I give you the Cliff Notes version - the story had a happy ending.
Posted by: Tonypete


The artist's conception of the event was outstanding.
Posted by: Cicero

And, true to form, the NBC article describing the act continuously refers to the sex trafficker as a '19 year old' and the 'victim'. No mention of the poor girl. Bastids.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:05 PM (mD/uy)

230 Brian Dennehies ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM

or fractions thereof

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:05 PM (DUIap)

231 Dang, about 336 pounds. How in the world does he wipe his ass?

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 07:05 PM (tPC7s)

232 "How much do you think that fatass weighs??

2.2 on the Ana Navarro scale.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

233 WI...can be super stupid in how we vote.
Posted by: Bete

wait 'till JJ gets there.

Just You Wait

Posted by: Miklos expects fireworks at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

234 or fractions thereof
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:05 PM (DUIap)


close enough !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (V13WU)

235 It would be poetic justice if the mob went after Fatty when there's a not guilty verdict.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (iydjf)

236 I think this is going to wind up like the Sandman thing--the dopey leftists don't realize they're giving a lot of people a chance to vent their rage against them, and it's going to backfire.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (AwPyG)

237 224 Why is Chong garbage now? Serious question.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (XvPQV)
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I'm wondering the same. Anyone want to enlighten us?
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:04 PM (wyw4S)

Criticizing Ace for something when he is on a manic genius wave, and turning out the kind of content that will survive and be referenced for decades, is a public service. You don't want his head to explode, do you?

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (R+A4V)

238 I never watch national news except when I'm spending time with my mom. It's crazy how much a network (ABC) just straight up lies. Last night, the one armed antifa was billed as a "medic" repeatedly with no qualifier.
------

Heh.

Posted by: Nathan Philips, Tribal Elder at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (vOGqy)

239 I didn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (DcKNO)

240
Prosecutor asked Grambo how she intended to "protect property" with her gun. It was a good question -- they were trying to get her to say she'd shoot protesters for damaging property, which is illegal in Wisconsin.

Grambo didn't fall for it, but I didn't like her response.

What she should've said is she'd put out any fire and try to stop the damaging of property and IF someone attacked her for doing so and she feared for her life and safety, she *might* use her gun in self-defense.

Or would that be a bad answer?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (eBtHG)

241 I hope to hell I get picked for the jury.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 09, 2021 07:02 PM (jm4rC)

*Prays on a Bible, a Koran, whatever the Hindus use and a dog-eared copy of Atlas Shrugged*

Dear LAWD!

Hear my solemn prayer. Make this thing happen. Get your servant, Jordan The Bacon Wench, on that jury so that she may do your most righteous and furious justice.

KThnxLuv,
Robert

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (1Yy3c)

242 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.

Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

243 And, true to form, the NBC article describing the act continuously refers to the sex trafficker as a '19 year old' and the 'victim'.
Posted by: Tonypete

He had a whole life of slave-owning ahead of him!

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (P1f+c)

244 How in the world does he wipe his ass?
====

What makes you think he does?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (iydjf)

245 How does Ana Navarro manage to avoid rashes from thigh chafing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (4jpCw)

246 Splurge, I wasn't criticizing Ace. Someone else said it and Ace agreed. MAE and I are both curious, that's all.

It's okay, you don't have to tell us.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (wyw4S)

247
They're now calling the obese prosecutor...

Fatlock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (eBtHG)

248 Why is Chong garbage now? Serious question.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


He's cool, man

Posted by: Cheech at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)

249 Really not down with this FJB thing.

Eew.

Posted by: Jill Biden at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (R+A4V)

250 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.

Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

No shit?

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (KnJdm)

251 >>I didn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

This is also true with women.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

252 Criticizing Ace for something when he is on a manic genius wave, and turning out the kind of content that will survive and be referenced for decades, is a public service. You don't want his head to explode, do you?
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (R+A4V)

Who IS Ian Miles(?) Chong? I keep hearing people referring to this guy in a derisive manner, but I do not think I know him from Adam. Hell, I think Nerdrotic and Az have mentioned him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (kBuGL)

253 246 Splurge, I wasn't criticizing Ace. Someone else said it and Ace agreed. MAE and I are both curious, that's all.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (wyw4S)

Oh, I knew that. But I seen my opportunities for a line, and I took 'em.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (R+A4V)

254 233 WI...can be super stupid in how we vote.
Posted by: Bete

wait 'till JJ gets there.

Just You Wait
Posted by: Miklos expects fireworks at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

Hoping it leads to a WI Mo meet.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (Ojki1)

255 239 I didn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2021 07:06 PM (DcKNO)
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I had the distinct impression that the prosecution did that any number of times. Did anyone else get that impression?

Several times they looked nonplussed by an answer, and had to fall back to regroup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (EQ8Xi)

256 "
WI...can be super stupid in how we vote.

Posted by: Bete "

dunno, the voters around here seem okay, it's the miraculous 50,000 votes appearing out of milwaukee at 3am that's the problem.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ahosz)

257 249 Really not down with this FJB thing.

Eew.
Posted by: Jill Biden at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (R+A4V)

Honey, t's your duty to take one for the team.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 09, 2021 07:09 PM (+KJoO)

258
They're now calling the obese prosecutor...

Fatlock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM

that's some funny shit, right there

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:09 PM (DUIap)

259 How does Ana Navarro manage to avoid rashes from thigh chafing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (4jpCw)

Remain absolutely motionless.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:09 PM (KnJdm)

260 Like any of this will change the pre-programmed verdict.
This is change we can live with. /sarc

Posted by: Million to one shot, Doc. at November 09, 2021 07:09 PM (JUcCg)

261 Hoping it leads to a WI Mo meet.
Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (Ojki1)
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You should definitely get one. There will be two cobloggers living there, more than in any other state.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:10 PM (wyw4S)

262 They're now calling the obese prosecutor...

Fatlock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM

that's some funny shit, right there
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:09 PM (DUIap)

Fatlock and Littlefinger.

I'd watch it if they had a cool car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:10 PM (kBuGL)

263 So, they are going to bring George Floyd's cousin up there to council the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:10 PM (msXpL)

264
Ian Miles Choeng lives in Thailand or somewhere. He has absolutely no real interest in American politics other than Grifting on twitter by stealing other people's content and making it his own tweets.

Ian Miles built his twitter on other people's content. And he Swatted someone.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (eBtHG)

265 OT
I'm not a virologist but this sounds like a bad idea

The first oral antiviral for treating COVID-19, Merck & Co.'s molnupiravir, received approval from the U.K. Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency on 4 November. But the approval, for people at high risk of severe disease, comes as a prominent virologist has suggested using molnupiravir could do far more harm than good, potentially unleashing new, deadlier variants of SARS-CoV-2....

Molnupiravir, which Merck and Ridgeback Biotherapeutics developed from an earlier, experimental antiviral, works by interfering with viral replication, littering the viral genome with mutations until the virus can no longer reproduce.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (YZG/i)

266 I guess Soros can't buy competence.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (4jpCw)

267 263 So, they are going to bring George Floyd's cousin up there to council the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:10 PM (msXpL)
-------------------

Only after the trial, if they acquit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (EQ8Xi)

268 dunno, the voters around here seem okay, it's the miraculous 50,000 votes appearing out of milwaukee at 3am that's the problem.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ahosz)

Madison, Milwaukee and the west art of the state ruin it for the rest of us, though GB gives the old college try to fit in with the big 2 outliers.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

269 Some people just need killin'.

Joseph Rosenbaum was one.

Sad, but true.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM (4/DaB)

270 265 link

https://tinyurl.com/dst5wzwz

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM (YZG/i)

271 Ian Miles Choeng lives in Thailand or somewhere. He has absolutely no real interest in American politics other than Grifting on twitter by stealing other people's content and making it his own tweets.

Ian Miles built his twitter on other people's content. And he Swatted someone.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (eBtHG)

So, a Thai Allahpundit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM (kBuGL)

272 The McCloskey's should have gone to trial and not pleaded out to a lesser charge.

It's very hard to convict in cases like this if you have a good defense team.

We need better legal resources for "political" cases like this. Someone like Flynn is another example of someone who rolled over too easy.

Posted by: Blago at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM (H7KpM)

273 Do people who were fired from their jobs for donating to Kyle's legal fund get their jobs back?
Also, where is Linn Wood?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM (zzidh)

274 Ian Miles built his twitter on other people's content. And he Swatted someone.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (eBtHG)
--------

Thank you. I had no idea. I knew I'd seen things from him before at this blog, but just figured he was someone in the midst of things. Guess I was wrong. And SWATing someone is awful.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (wyw4S)

275 The one armed bandit!! LOLOL! I have been coughing for days and it hurt to laugh as hard as I did. I did it anyway. Love this place.

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (bVhJi)

276 >>>How does Ana Navarro manage to avoid rashes from thigh chafing?

>Crumbs. They're like little ball bearings and they wick away the sweat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (+xGNi)

277
So, a Thai Allahpundit?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, analpundit is worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (eBtHG)

278 Dammit.

A Thai Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (kBuGL)

279 Who IS Ian Miles(?) Chong? I keep hearing people referring to this guy in a derisive manner, but I do not think I know him from Adam. Hell, I think Nerdrotic and Az have mentioned him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (kBuGL)

He's some fat, butt ugly Filipino journalist of some sort known for being against this movement of moronic nerds called Gamergate. But it turned out that the people he associated with were slimy shitheels, so he had a "come to Jesus" moment and disassociated himself from them. So some believe he's a phony who panders to whoever butters his bread. I have no real opinion.

But he really is butt fucking ugly.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (1Yy3c)

280 266 I guess Soros can't buy competence.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (4jpCw)

Watching people realize that he doesn't even need to pretend as the fix is in must be part of the kink.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1)

281 It could be that the prosecution is just that dumb--not everyone is willing to railroad a kid like this, and make him a national pariah, so they may have had to scrape the barrel.

or, as I suspect, the witnesses decided to sabotage the live trial.

It happens. See: Godfather 2

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (AwPyG)

282
Also, where is Linn Wood?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 07:12 PM

he'll swoop in for the wrongful prosecution case...that's where the money is

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (DUIap)

283 I didn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

This is also true with women.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Heh.
But the prosecutors did know the answer - they all were there when they tried to get the witness to alter his statement. They just thought their power could override the truth and he'd go along with it.

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 What is the opposite of thigh gap?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (4jpCw)

285 I'm not a virologist but this sounds like a bad idea

"He had Covid-19, and the doctors gave the Covid viruses cancer" sounds like the origin story for a C-rate supervillian.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

286 Fatlock and Littlefinger.

I'd watch it if they had a cool car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Fatlock and Littlefinger solving crimes n shit in a '78 Pacer.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (oA+QO)

287 11 Are these prosecutors right out of law school?
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB

Is this prosecutor right out of one of those law schools that's so crappy, they're not even ranked?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (KHNDa)

288 Also, where is Linn Wood?

===

Hare krishna hare rama....

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (V13WU)

289 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

The leftist tears when Kyle walks on all the major charges are gonna be de-lish.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

290 Binger and Kraus should have slept at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (JcqA0)

291 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

I'll vote "pannus".

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (P1f+c)

292 But he really is butt fucking ugly.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 07:13 PM (1Yy3c)

he looks fine in his twitter picture

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

293 284 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (4jpCw)

(checks dictionary)

It says "Trigglypuff." Not sure what that is, but I am guessing it does not have a thigh gap.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (R+A4V)

294 Lin Wood is now a proud member of the HOA at Bellevue.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

295 "285 I'm not a virologist but this sounds like a bad idea

"He had Covid-19, and the doctors gave the Covid viruses cancer" sounds like the origin story for a C-rate supervillian.

Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (P1f+c) "

these !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (ahosz)

296 nonplussed by an answer

Is the opposite reaction plussed or nonminused?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (RgFbi)

297 284 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (4jpCw)

Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (Ojki1)

298
geez, look at the time

laterz

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2021 07:15 PM (DUIap)

299 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.
Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

"Die" would be my answer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

300 didn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

This is also true with women.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

But do you ever know the answer to the question where women are involved.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (4jpCw)

301 >>No shit?
Posted by: flounder

Oh there is shit alright.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (HQ9Sl)

302 Why do you hate the Pacer?

Well besides it looking like a fish bowl on wheels that is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (JcqA0)

303 299 "Die" would be my answer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

It would not be my answer. He has really excellent insurance. Her name is Kamala.

May Biden live long.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (R+A4V)

304 Huh.

It's almost like they WANT Kyle to go free so there can be mo better rioting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (/6kZi)

305 So, they are going to bring George Floyd's cousin up there to council the jury?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:10 PM (msXpL)
-------------------

Only after the trial, if they acquit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:11 PM (EQ8

He needs to be arrested, stat.

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

306 299 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.
Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

"Die" would be my answer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)

I'd change the wording to gain his eternal reward, but yours sounds meaner on the surface while I expect mine has a venom for the Hell in his future.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (Ojki1)

307 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.

Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

No shit?
Posted by: flounder
---
"No shit" was the top answer of a poll of Biden's suits

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (kTRt4)

308 Is this prosecutor right out of one of those law schools that's so crappy, they're not even ranked?

Harvard?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (2JVJo)

309 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (4jpCw)

Thigh chafing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (jm4rC)

310 Yeah, the Prosecution got defenestrated today, but I bet ADA Han Solo of the Millennium Falcon will still do the Kessel Run in 4.5 parsecs tonight . . . his mind, giggling the entire time.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (4/DaB)

311 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM

Ask Tater. He'd be a reliable source.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (RgFbi)

312
Ian Miles is some turd who lives on the other side of the world, he looks for what's popular and trending, then snatches and snips other people's content. That's his entire life.

He's not on our side. He gives no shit what happens here.
And the Gamergate thing -- he's just a parasite.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (eBtHG)

313 But do you ever know the answer to the question where women are involved.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (4jpCw)

Well, the short version is I may not know the answer, but I do know whose fault it is.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Ojki1)

314 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

"Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.
Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

"Die" would be my answer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)


LOL. USA Today also needs to die.

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

315 That really is a great photo. This is a trial of a man's life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:19 PM (kBuGL)

316 I just watched them on a live stream.the witness came across as honest and straightforward maybe a little slow. With a speech impediment. Seems like i neutral nice guy. The prosecution bullied him. Trying to twist him up. No need for any of it at all. Video evidence showed everything he testified. Loss prosecution. The winner for sure defense.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 09, 2021 07:19 PM (0OmEj)

317 Prosecutor should have gone to YouTube and watched a dozen Perry Mason or Old Ironsides episodes

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 07:19 PM (2JoB8)

318 Media delenda est

Then salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:19 PM (JcqA0)

319 idn't go to law school but I know you should never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

This is also true with women.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

But do you ever know the answer to the question where women are involved.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (4jpCw)


The Paolo , he always know answer, sempre si.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2021 07:19 PM (V13WU)

320 "Die" would be my answer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JVJo)


"Fight Kumala Harris to the death" would be even better. We win either way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (guGkK)

321 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:14 PM (4jpCw)

Thigh chafing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM (jm4rC)

Oh, so close. We were looking for a chafing mish.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (KnJdm)

322
Tim Pool isn't much different from Ian Miles Choeng, if you think about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (eBtHG)

323 Rittenhouse Trial: The Prosecutors Handle Witnesses As Well as F. Joe Biden Handles Sphincter Tone

this is about the brown note, isn't it?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (v3pYe)

324 304 Huh.

It's almost like they WANT Kyle to go free so there can be mo better rioting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:17 PM (/6kZi)

May be. From what I heard, the riots stopped the day after Kyle put two in the ground.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (kBuGL)

325 No no no, a chafing dish...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (JcqA0)

326 USAToday asked 1000 registered voters to name "the most important thing Joe Biden should do in the next year"

*

I think it was USA Today that had a list of COVID un-truths that people in each party believe by percentages.

You know, false COVID beliefs like the feds aren't providing accurate rates and death counts. The feds that said in May that they weren't going to track COVID in vaccinated people any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (/6kZi)

327 May be. From what I heard, the riots stopped the day after Kyle put two in the ground.

*

That's a terrible way to end violent riots that we pay proxy services to enforce laws to prevent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:21 PM (/6kZi)

328 304 Huh.

It's almost like they WANT Kyle to go free so there can be mo better rioting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

everyone knows the best time to riot is right after someone has been acquitted for shooting rioters with M855

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (oA+QO)

329 The nominees for Least Valuable Prosecutor are

1. Binger
2. Kraus

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (JcqA0)

330 >>What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurke

Panty hose combustion

Posted by: Aviator at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (HQ9Sl)

331 No no no, a chafing dish...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (JcqA0)

Well what the hell did I just put my hors d'oeuvre in then?

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (KnJdm)

332 322
Tim Pool isn't much different from Ian Miles Choeng, if you think about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:20 PM (eBtHG)

I have never really watched him before, just heard about him. I watched a bit of his show when Gary from Nerdrotic was on. He seemed to have the right idea, but he and his crew all came off as douchey.

Plus, something about it felt... fake. I dunno. Gut feeling and I could well be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (kBuGL)

333 Holy crap! It's dark as fuck here. Where does daylight saving time factor into The Green New Deal?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (+xGNi)

334 I admit I learned what a chafing dish is from one of the Hot Shots movies.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (R+A4V)

335 Kyle did more to stop the riots than the police did.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (0OmEj)

336 330 pounds....I can't imagine weighing that much. Wouldn't you have something like diaper rash between your thighs? And the smell must be pretty rank.

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (tPC7s)

337 everyone knows the best time to riot is right after someone has been acquitted for shooting rioters with M855

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (oA+QO)

Was it ever determine what load was used? Because 2.5/3 is pretty good.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (KnJdm)

338 So some believe he's a phony who panders to whoever butters his bread.

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (O2Bfr)

339 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (guGkK)

340 336 330 pounds....I can't imagine weighing that much. Wouldn't you have something like diaper rash between your thighs? And the smell must be pretty rank.

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (tPC7s)

Sponge on a stick.

Sponge. On. A. Stick.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (R+A4V)

341 @327

I'll go one better: the national antifa riots stopped the minute they lost a couple of lives in Kenosha.

Which was the first time they tried it outside of a deep blue city.

Up till then, they'd been promised there's be no arrests, no mugshots, no casualties.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (AwPyG)

342 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?

Same place as Hillary I bet

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (JcqA0)

343 Plus, something about it felt... fake. I dunno. Gut feeling and I could well be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (kBuGL)

I got the same gut feeling about Pool.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

344
87 They'll get him on the gun charge, whether Kyle deserves it or not. They can't just let him walk.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 06:41 PM (jTmQV)

----

What gun charge?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (yCVKG)

345 I think it's still true that if you graduate from the University of Wisconsin law school, you can practice law in Wisconsin without having to take a bar exam. Now a bar exam is mostly a protective gate to keep competition down among the existing practicing lawyers. But the way the prosecutor is proceeding here---getting bombed by his own witnesses on direct examination, suggest that this prosecutor is competition for maybe Hillary Clinton (flunked the DC Bar) and Kacklin Kamala (flunked the California Bar) and pretty much nobody else.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (cn6vO)

346 I just watched them on a live stream.the witness came across as honest and straightforward maybe a little slow. With a speech impediment. Seems like i neutral nice guy. The prosecution bullied him.
-------------------

And the guy was sympathetic, and appeared credible.

Nothing like picking on someone like to endear yourself to onlookers, in this case, a jury.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (EQ8Xi)

347 I'm genuinely surprised there weren't more distance admirers.

The right really is the moral, law-abiding, loving side of the nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (/6kZi)

348 Sponge on a stick.

Sponge. On. A. Stick.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (R+A4V)

*shudders*

Posted by: Spongebob at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

349 As a regular consumer of RekietaLaw podcasts and associated products, the constant misspellings and mispronunciations of his name are a source of endless amusement.

The only thing that would make this better is if Ace could reference Nicks huge nose.

I highly recommend his content. Anything with Drex is a must-watch.

Posted by: egd at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (cOB2v)

350 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (guGkK)

Call me, bitch.

Posted by: Omar's expeditionary tents - at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (IJES/)

351 I bet he has a bidet. I don't know how well that would work on a 330 pound ass.

Ewwwwwwww

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (tPC7s)

352 "Resign/retire/quit" was the top answer.
Posted by: @RNCResearch at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (2nFxy)

If I had a dream come true, Harris would rent a compound in Montana next week and go there and never respond to any phone calls from the White House.

out of spite.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (P9T5R)

353 I'll go one better: the national antifa riots stopped the minute they lost a couple of lives in Kenosha.
--------------------

Gotta be a lesson buried in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (EQ8Xi)

354 But do you ever know the answer to the question where women are involved.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:16 PM (4jpCw)

WRT sex, it most always is "No."

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (4I/2K)

355 Fatlock is pretty much perfect.

Maybe..

"Gravy Mason" for variety's sake.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (5NkmN)

356
Scott Brown's last two campaigns were: I'll vote with Republicans some of the time, and I'll vote with Democrats some of the time.

That's almost an exact quote. Scott Brown promised not to vote "with his party" when he thinks they are wrong. Remember that?

That's why he lost his last two elections -- because why vote for the part-time Democrat when you can have a full-time Democrat?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (eBtHG)

357 What is going to happen after the trial? It's really a ANTIFA/ FBI vengeance but does BLM get into it? Sure looks like some will. Riots start and spread around the country?

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

358 The misdemeanor charge of being 17 with a gun, but the statue and such are so vague none of the attorneys in the case could agree to one definition.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (JcqA0)

359 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM

* waves *

Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (O2Bfr)

360 Anna Puma:

Binger Craus, Binger Craus, Binger all the way...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

361 Fat people shower. They can use powder where it's needed. They are all too aware that people will make remarks like this, so tend to take care not to offend. This crap gets old.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (5HBd1)

362 I can live with it if Kyle is found guilty re having a gun when/where he shouldn't have, and if he's sentenced to time served.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

363 How does Ana Navarro manage to avoid rashes from thigh chafing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 07:07 PM (4jpCw)

Calluses.

Like a certain prosecutor in WI, you should avoid asking questions that will elicit answers that will make you unhappy

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (P9T5R)

364 Harvard?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 07:18 PM

I will be eternally grateful that Harvard and Yale Law told me to pound sand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (dkvcO)

365 But who would want to 'Bing' Kraus?

Eewww

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (JcqA0)

366 I'll go one better: the national antifa riots stopped the minute they lost a couple of lives in Kenosha.
--------------------

Gotta be a lesson buried in there, somewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:25 PM (EQ8Xi)

Word, mon frere.

Posted by: N. "Grapeshot" Bonaparte at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (guGkK)

367 358 The misdemeanor charge of being 17 with a gun, but the statue and such are so vague none of the attorneys in the case could agree to one definition.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:26 PM (JcqA0)

Plus, Rekieta was saying that it specifically excludes long barreled rifles, so it should be dismissed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (kBuGL)

368 what gun charge? He's legally carrying. As was everyone else that night, except for the guys he shot who we concealed carrying without valid permits.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (ZZK0E)

369 Binger Kraus, Binger Kraus, Binger all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the DAs dicks get sha-ayyved...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

370
Republicans won big in 2020.
Republicans won seats in the House.

Republicans are only -7 seats in the House, and are 50-50 in the Senate.

Why does Scott Brown feel the party needs rebuilding?
What does he mean by this?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (eBtHG)

371 >>I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?
Posted by: Cicero

I recommend Chalmer's Big and Tall Mens Shop.

Posted by: Del Giffith at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (HQ9Sl)

372 Plus, something about it felt... fake. I dunno. Gut feeling and I could well be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (kBuGL)

I got the same gut feeling about Pool.
Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 07:24 PM (KnJdm)

You asked for it: https://youtu.be/8nexuAIKZmY

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 07:28 PM (4I/2K)

373 Tim, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

374 365 But who would want to 'Bing' Kraus?

Eewww
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:27 PM (JcqA0)

The side of OnlyFans no one goes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (kBuGL)

375 The legal twitter left hivemind was all like stringing together words that sounded vaguely legal like "kyle travelled across state lines as a minor to engage in nonconsensual gun ownership while in a time of crisis with malice" or some shit.

like ... no. you're allowed to own a rifle, dipshit. this isn't the soviet union (yet) and travelling across state lines is the tits.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (ZZK0E)

376

I figured out who the Binger liar reminds me of...

The chicken guy in Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (4WPW/)

377 He was legally carrying.

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (tPC7s)

378 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?

Same place as Hillary I bet
Posted by: Anna Puma

Hi! I'm Omar the Tentmaker. Dial BR-549 for quick, dependable service.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (mD/uy)

379 >>What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurke

Panty hose combustion
Posted by: Aviator at November 09, 2021 07:22 PM (HQ9Sl)

The combination of thermal energy joined with taser-esque levels of static electricity.

Ow! My balls!

Posted by: Green Nude Eel - at November 09, 2021 07:29 PM (IJES/)

380 Seattle Tent and Awning

Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (1l8jw)

381 Maybe it's the FBI that stopped rioting after they lost a few operatives.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (2JoB8)

382 Why does Scott Brown feel the party needs rebuilding?
What does he mean by this?

---
he's just trying not to startle the Mass voter.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (ZZK0E)

383 What is the opposite of thigh gap?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurke


Ears?

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (AmoqO)

384 Aviator, that's why you always want to install the exhaust pipe for your hosiery

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

385 BIL is 385lbs. He's always well groomed, manicured, smells great and dresses well. Got nothing to do with weight.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (2NHgQ)

386
He seemed to have the right idea, but he and his crew all came off as douchey.

Plus, something about it felt... fake. I dunno. Gut feeling and I could well be wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Skateboarding punks, making $$ off Youtube views and ad revenue. They don't give a shit about politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:30 PM (eBtHG)

387 I just watched them on a live stream.the witness came across as honest and straightforward maybe a little slow. With a speech impediment. Seems like i neutral nice guy. The prosecution bullied him.
----------------------

I suspect that they went after him hard because he was alleging gross impropriety by the prosecutors, the sort of thing the state bar association might take umbrage at.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (YLq84)

388 It's just some obese people have got to go full Tater to make everyone else suffer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (JcqA0)

389 But. Evil black gun. Right? That is why a long gun would bring the gun charges. Evil! Black! Gun! Weapon of war! Spit.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (0OmEj)

390 You never go full Tater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (guGkK)

391 Who would have guessed that Antifa losers wouldn't be good witnesses?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (Ww4T+)

392 @370

chris christie is saying the same thing.

Translation: I'm becoming irrelevant, so we have to change the trajectory

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (AwPyG)

393 Note: The prosecution cannot appeal a not guilty verdict.

The more you know...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (HfND3)

394 You know what?

That guy doesn't look the least bit concerned with COVID, does he?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pfizer added a heart attack stabilizer to the kids injection, p14 at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (/6kZi)

395 I've seen Tim Pool defend the concept of rent, weakly and without conviction or a grasp of what property means.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (oA+QO)

396 I recall a reading about gun charge, maybe it was dropped. If so, great.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (jTmQV)

397 Christie/Kinzinger 2024

The Donut and The Smirk

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (JcqA0)

398 And you have to admit that the internet saves the day, despite all the grousing about social media


The only reason any of these people are semi-honest is because there's tons of video, out there.

Same with Sandman.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:33 PM (AwPyG)

399 as for gun charges, IdK...I'm just saying you get lefties going "kyle travelled across state lines as a minor to engage in nonconsensual gun ownership while in a time of crisis with malice"....like huh?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 09, 2021 07:33 PM (ZZK0E)

400 Mikey, yup. That's one of the most progressive and unique things about American justice.

In most other countries the gubmint can just keep going and going and going after you forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

401 @393

Which is why witnesses might sabotage the live trial; the prosecution gets the one chance, and there's no re-do.

Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:35 PM (AwPyG)

402 Kyle didn't do anything wrong. The fact that even people on "our side" feel he must be charged with something is a testament to how worked over and guilt tripled people have become.

The wrong person is on trial here. The wrong people are on trial. The rioters don't care one bit about whatever the press claims their grievances are. These are being run by professional anarchists, organized anarchists, if that makes sense. Across state lines. Remember what Barky said publicly about a "civilian military force just as well funded" or somesuch? Remember that?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 07:35 PM (1l8jw)

403
'24 is not going to go well at all for Republicans.

I don't know if you all know this, but the GOP has fully embraced "global warming." Their fake "solutions" are different from the Democrats' fake "solutions," but they're on-board with the hoax and fake science.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:35 PM (eBtHG)

404 395 I've seen Tim Pool defend the concept of rent, weakly and without conviction or a grasp of what property means.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:32 PM (oA+QO)

When he was launching into a screed about Poolandia or whatever he calls his little theoretical Galt's Hulch, and his douchbag costar was going on about electrical smelting of metals in a post-apocalyptic situation and I am wondering where the fuck this idiot is going to get the amount of electricity required, I was thinking: 'Gary, you do not need to starfuck this hamster. You are FAR more genuine and praiseworthy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:35 PM (kBuGL)

405 It's game over, man. GAME OVER.

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (ur/Uv)

406 Did the hamster smell of elderberries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (JcqA0)

407 This Moron didn't get called to come in tomorrow for jury duty. One more lucky day and I'm done for the year. (Honestly, I don't mind jury duty; I served on a murder trial while in law school - randomly called and it was actually a big trial at the time. Great experience and I got $165 + lunch.)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (KAi1n)

408
If the jury is intimidated into returning a guilty verdict despite the obvious lack of any prosecution case, I will not be less likely to defend myself with a gun. I will be more likely. I doubt I am unique in this respect.

If these assholes think they are going to scare the rest of us into subjugation and surrender by doxing and threatening the jury, they are truly stupid. Apparently the government is in on it, which greatly increases the supply of arrogance and stupidity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (yCVKG)

409 The wrong person is on trial here. The wrong people are on trial. The rioters don't care one bit about whatever the press claims their grievances are. These are being run by professional anarchists, organized anarchists, if that makes sense. Across state lines. Remember what Barky said publicly about a "civilian military force just as well funded" or somesuch? Remember that?
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2021 07:35 PM (1l8jw)

Communist Militia, I think you mean. That is what these fucks are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (kBuGL)

410 @400

The presumption of innocence, and the jury system, too.



Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (AwPyG)

411 nood


cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at November 09, 2021 07:37 PM (Z1/wp)

412

During an interview with CNN political commentator S.E. Cupp for Rolling Stone that was published Monday, Adam Kinzinger said he was "hunkered down" in his office for six hours "with my gun out, prepared to defend against my own party" when the rioters were making their way through the Capitol.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2021 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

413
I was thinking: 'Gary, you do not need to starfuck this hamster. You are FAR more genuine and praiseworthy.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

35K idiots watch Tim's livestreams and send him "superchats" in hopes he'll read them!

Nerdrotic going on that show was fruitless for Gary.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 09, 2021 07:37 PM (eBtHG)

414 371 >>I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?
Posted by: Cicero

REI

big and tall

sans poles

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2021 07:38 PM (us2H3)

415 I just want to know, where do you get a suit that large?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 07:23 PM (guGkK)

Big and Tall stores.

Dad was 299 at his biggest, right before he was diagnosed Type II diabetes. He slimmed down but it was a struggle for him, and he had a lot of issues from diabetes, and broken down joints.
Big bones, sure, but not that big

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 07:38 PM (P9T5R)

416 CAFE IS NOW OPEN

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at November 09, 2021 07:38 PM (2JoB8)

417 It's game over, man. GAME OVER.
Posted by: Max Entropy at November 09, 2021 07:36 PM (ur/Uv)

That's my line, damnit.

Posted by: Private Hudson - at November 09, 2021 07:38 PM (IJES/)

418 The judge dismissed the curfew violation charge after the prosecution rested.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2021 07:39 PM (0B/5D)

419 408
If the jury is intimidated into returning a guilty verdict despite the obvious lack of any prosecution case, I will not be less likely to defend myself with a gun. I will be more likely. I doubt I am unique in this respect.

If these assholes think they are going to scare the rest of us into subjugation and surrender by doxing and threatening the jury, they are truly stupid. Apparently the government is in on it, which greatly increases the supply of arrogance and stupidity.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

in for a penny in for a pound. might as well take all the garbage out and not be as dainty as Kyle.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 07:39 PM (oA+QO)

420 I've spent all my life around guns. I've spent thousands of dollars and many hours training with some of the best instructors you could find. I'm more than competent with rifles, handguns, and shotguns. And I find myself wondering if I would have done as well as the Kenosha Kid in a gunfight against multiple assailants.

Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2021 07:40 PM (5rT2A)

421 388 It's just some obese people have got to go full Tater to make everyone else suffer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 07:31 PM (JcqA0)
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It was explained to me as 'our perimeter', we all have a certain area of space that is ours - if someone comes closer they are intruding and, generally, fat people's perception of 'their space' is an area more than the general population's.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:41 PM (msXpL)

422 The McCloskey's should have gone to trial and not pleaded out to a lesser charge.

It's very hard to convict in cases like this if you have a good defense team.

St. Louis County jury.

One of the reasons to live in at least a moderately conservative county is the jurors you'll get if you are ever charged with anything.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2021 07:41 PM (I2/tG)

423 >>>And I find myself wondering if I would have done as well as the Kenosha Kid in a gunfight against multiple assailants.
Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2021 07:40 PM (5rT2A)
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It couldn't be choreographed better.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:42 PM (msXpL)

424 Judge and jurors are cowards - they will convict Kyle.

Posted by: butch at November 09, 2021 07:43 PM (cHvOo)

425 Always late.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2021 07:43 PM (msXpL)

426 Top Three Colognes for Fat Prosecutors:

3) Eau du Snickers

2) Flop Sweat Canyons

1) Heavenly Stank by Calvin Klein

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2021 07:45 PM (5NkmN)

427 That testimony from the witness may lay the grounds to get around the immunity enjoyed by prosecutors for malicious prosecution. The two big hurdles are:

1. No reasonable cause to bring charges

2. Prosecutor pursued case for improper reasons. (you have to show that the prosecutor didn't just get bad information...and a witness telling the court that he was asked to change his story by the prosecutor makes this a possible malicious prosecution case)...

If the Judge lays into the prosecution...it will be a pretty strong case.

Posted by: Orson at November 09, 2021 07:45 PM (OEN6a)

428 All I know is if she says "fine," you're in big trouble.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 09, 2021 07:47 PM (ZMtsZ)

429 I believe that was a defense witness.

I also think that whole alteration thing was maybe a red herring (if I'm using that right), but it at least looked good for the defense.

Posted by: sct at November 09, 2021 07:50 PM (pw/Wr)

430 Let's hope these defense lawyers have some great defamation lawyers and labor lawyers on staff, because in a righteous world they should make hundreds of millions suing every news network for defaming and trying to poison the jury against Kyle, as well as suing all the businesses who fired people for donating to Kyle's defense.

Conservatives need to start following the liberal playbook, sue businesses into submission when they bow down to leftist threats by violating the rights of conservatives.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 09, 2021 07:51 PM (gGyYF)

431 We're gonna have to reopen negotiations with Mongolia for a fresh clusterfuck supply line.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 09, 2021 07:51 PM (OssQ4)

432 We're gonna need a bigger fryer
McDonald's fry cook seeing the prosecutor

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 08:01 PM (CYnTg)

433 They'll get him on the gun charge, whether Kyle deserves it or not. They can't just let him walk.

The judge has already indicated that he is amenable to dismissing the gun charge for vagueness. As he said in the pretrial "If the lawyers here can't agree on what this law says, we can hardly expect 17 year olds to understand it."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 09, 2021 08:15 PM (0B/5D)

434 If, by the grace of God, they don't railroad Mr. Rittenhouse, the entire Prosecutor's office, the detectives and any other asshat involved need to be paraded to the public square, stripped naked, and made to stand there while everyone walks by and points and laughs. Later, after that's over, their pictue and names go in Wikipedia under arrogant imbeciles.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * arbitrary and capricious at November 09, 2021 08:17 PM (gmpRb)

435 Anyone know what those weird back collars are which are worn by just the front row audience? Ball gags?

Posted by: Two Weeks at November 09, 2021 08:25 PM (+P7VR)

436 It's called witness tampering.
It requires disbarment for lawyers and imprisonment.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2021 08:55 PM (TJtMh)

437 The cops need to return Kyle's rifle.
And the rifle needs to go in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2021 08:57 PM (TJtMh)

438 the next tactic is jury intimidation. already started. If they do the right thing they will be visited by Biden thugs for the rest of their life (as short as it may be)

Posted by: government here to save you at November 09, 2021 09:26 PM (lNSu6)

439 And when the jury convicts him because truth and reality no longer are valued in Marxist America, will the authors say that this was all predictable?

The storm is coming. The Marxists cannot be reasoned with, compromised with, made to acknowledge reality or the truth. They only want to kill and destroy to create their version of paradise. Just as all Communists have done killing over 120 million in the past century. I for one intend to send many, many of these souless animals to meet Marx.

Posted by: Harry at November 09, 2021 11:59 PM (EcD5Y)

440 156 It's always better to let the jury return a verdict, and usually a good judge has a sense of what's going to happen, anyway. Posted by: artemis at November 09, 2021 06:43 PM (AwPyG)

This. I was on a case once where it was infuriating that the judge ruled against us every time he had a judgment call to make. The jury came back for our client. The judge (and the verdict) was appeal-proof, because there were no instances where the other side didn't get what they wanted.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 09, 2021 06:52 PM (BMmaB)

Maybe this explains what was happening yesterday, a bit, when the defense attorney was questioning the witness, the prosecuting attorney claimed that was leading the witness, and the judge sustained the objection. It was for really petty stuff, I thought, like "Did you sign the testimony statement on X date?" which could be immediately confirmed.

Posted by: m at November 10, 2021 03:59 AM (TZgEk)

441 Neat blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?
A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand out.
Please let me know where you got your design.
Thank you

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