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Biden Administration Now Attacking Reporters For Asking Questions About Biden's Jackpot Payouts to Illegal Aliens, Calling Them "Disrespectful"
Polling Is Toxic, 67% Disapproving, 56% Strongly Disapproving

189 20 million illegals shout out in unison

"I lost my baby!!!!"

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid.

F. Joe Biden had previously claimed it was "garbage" to say the US would be paying illegal aliens $450,000 per person for "separation" at the border (actually required by US rules) for illegals.

Now that he's been forced to admit that will be happening -- it's just that the dollar amount hasn't been determined yet, but could be $450,000 per person (or more!), the Biden Administration is taking a new tack in response to questions about this newest lawless policy: Snapping at reporters who dare to ask questions about it.

RealClearPolitics: Biden "snaps" at reporter for pointing out he previously lied and called reports of huge cash payments to illegals "garbage."

Biden told FNC's David Spunt on Saturday that when he said the WSJ's report was "garbage" he was referring to the figure of $450,000.

"Let's get it straight. You said everybody coming across the border gets $450,000. The number I was referring to."


"Now here’s the thing," Biden said. "If, in fact, because of the outrageous behavior of the last administration, you were coming across the border, whether it was legal or illegal, and you lost your child. You lost your child, [your child] is gone, you deserve some kind of compensation! No matter what the circumstances."

"What that will be? I have no idea."

Video at the link.

This must be the the White House position -- as far as "tone" -- because White House Senior Puppet Handler Cedric Richmond snapped at Fox News, railing at them for their "disrespectful questions" (!!!) about payments to illegals for breaking the laws. (Or, now: the "laws.")

Bill Hemmer pointed out Biden's, erm, confusion on the issue, and then noted the ACLU, which is suing on behalf of the illegals, said that Biden "might not have been fully briefed" on the lawsuit.

This prompted Hemmer to ask the obvious question: Well, was President Poopypants briefed? Was he "in the loop"? Or just "in the poop"?

HEMMER: So, within an hour of that comment, the ACLU said, quote, President Biden may not have been fully briefed about the actions of his very own Justice Department, and went on from there.

Was he in the loop to begin with?

CEDRIC RICHMOND, BIDEN ADMINISTRATION: The president is in the loop. But the president said at the beginning of his administration, on the campaign trail, that he would have an independent Department of Justice, that he would not direct the Department of Justice what to do.

And if you go back to the question, the question was from a FOX reporter asking about whether compensation for being separated and losing a child would be an incentive to come to America. And what he was saying was that was an absurd question from the beginning. No one is coming somewhere to lose their child, to be separated from their loved one.

And the question is so insensitive, disrespectful, that that’s what he's commenting too.

And I would ask a question of you whether you support that. I mean, at some point, we cannot with a straight face say that parents are willing to separate from a child for a dollar amount. That’s just not true. And we should not talk like that.

We keep saying we’re better than that, but we’re not acting like that.

HEMMER: If the amount is not forwarded $450,000, what amount is it?

RICHMOND: That's for the Justice Department to decide. If it shows that it saves taxpayers money, if it rights a wrong and the Justice Department determines that there is compensation that should be paid, that is an independent Justice Department.

Via RedState, this might explain Biden's anger over the issue:

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Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis, the President of Free America, says that over 70 secret Darkflights have infiltrated illegals aliens into Florida.

The US has sent over 70 flights of migrants from the Mexican border to Jacksonville, Florida since the summer -- but the Biden administration has not disclosed any information about the clandestine transports, Gov. Ron DeSantis' office claimed.

The alleged flights -- which landed in overnight hours -- come as officials struggle to deal with overcrowding at border facilities, according to The Washington Examiner.

"Over 70 air charter flights [on] jetliner airliners coming from the southwest border have landed at Jacksonville International Airport," Larry Keefe, the Republican governor’s public safety czar, told the outlet.

"On average, there's 36 passengers on each of these flights. And that has been going on over the course of the summer through September."

Neither the Department of Justice, Department of Homeland Security, nor Department of Health and Human Services would disclose any information to Florida officials regarding the flights, Keefe told the paper.

Those darkflights and their stealth illegals now have allegedly claimed at least one American life.

...


The concern from the Florida statehouse came after a 24-year-old undocumented immigrant from Honduras, who posed as a 17-year-old and gave officials a fake name, allegedly killed the Jacksonville man who took him in and gave him a job last month.

The victim’s daughter said she believed the murder suspect arrived on one of the secret flights.

This leads to a good question DeSantis, and any Republican actually loyal to America and his fellow Americans, should demand of Biden:

If Biden will be paying illegal alien criminals for harms due to US policy, will the Biden Regime be making Jackpot Payouts to Americans raped, killed, injured, maimed or crippled by illegal aliens it allows to remain in the country?

If not, why not? Seems to me that murders, rapes, and the permanent injuries inflicted by drunk drivers are far worse harms caused by US government policies than kids being separated from their parents for a few hours or days while officials attempt to determine if the kid really is related to the adult in any way, or is merely being used by an adult for entry or is being sexually trafficked by that adult.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM




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1 Biden farts in their general direction!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 08, 2021 05:47 PM (jTmQV)

2 You have to earn respect

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 05:49 PM (0PUU9)

3 I lost "my", uh I mean MY child that I was taking with me to a fat payout from Hill - uh, I mean taking with me to get a better life.

Posted by: Coyote at November 08, 2021 05:50 PM (ACi07)

4 Biden farts in their general direction!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Sniffs and declares it a job well done

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2021 05:50 PM (vd8XM)

5 I hope Team Biden slams through these payments to ALL of them! I cannot imagine a single better issue to focus a campaign on in both 2022 and 2024.

Notice how when despotic regimes begin to fail, they get crazier and crazier and start doubling down on all of the insanity?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (trdmm)

6 What a fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (EB3vt)

7 well, as Prez Trump's 2025 attorney general, every 1/6 defendent gets $2M and Flynn gets $6M.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (ZZK0E)

8 So the payouts are on again?

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

9 Everyone that goes to jail is separated from their children.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (Y5qcH)

10 That's some real Kim shit right here.... "disrespectful".

Indeed.

I also heard Dear Leader once beat the Globetrotters single handed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (6FeV1)

11 Dementia anger.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

12
No wonder twitter wants to silence Christine Pushaw.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (eYpD3)

13 11 Dementia anger.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

Yup exactly how they act

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (0PUU9)

14 The left hand diddles while the right hand goes to work.

Posted by: Biden / MFM at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (4I/2K)

15 That bidum video where he goes off on the reporter just screams of dementia. So funny to watch the old man lose his temper.
Funny as in haha and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (x6uUk)

16 Biden Administration Now Attacking Reporters For Asking Questions About Biden's Jackpot Payouts to Illegal Aliens, Calling Them "Disrespectful" and "Insensitive"
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Respect has to be earned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (SBfb1)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (arJlL)

18 The Conservative Case for $450,000 Payments to Illegal Aliens.

Posted by: Furious George at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (9vQJW)

19 DeSantis needs to shut down JAX now. Send in the state cops.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (2xGy+)

20 Probably always were on, Sundowner lied or forgot and thought a wave off in the last exchange would chase the reporters away.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (2JoB8)

21 Everyone that goes to jail is separated from their children.
====

Right.

Get arrested, traveling with your kid, in a foreign country. What do you *think* is going to happen to the kid?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (sGnvY)

22 "What will that be? I have no idea."
"Did I poop myself? Probably. I have no idea."
"Did I rape Tara Reade? Not according to Ted Kennedy. Hey, where is Ted? I have no idea."

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (FJYfm)

23 Re: illegal nightflights.

GOP needs to update immigration law to allow local law enforcement to stop this. Also, let private individuals enforce immigration law, so you know, if you're a bailbondsman, you can also make money deporting illegals.

Also, 10 year statute of limitations for feds who illegally move illegals around. So, you know you're gonna go to jail.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (ZZK0E)

24 Disrepectful questioning to the President? I thought CNN reassigned Acosta off the WH beat?

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (mbFEM)

25 I sure hope all the illegals were masked up while on those planes.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (TNyrE)

26 By the way, Cedric Richmond was the official that Obama called 'boy' during a recent FEMA briefing

https://outline.com/xfZdgv

I guess that Richmond knows his place with POOTUS, huh?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (EU//e)

27 "...and then noted the ACLU, which is suing on behalf of the illegals..."

And there it is. This is the case brought about by those technically out of government but practically part of government who petition said government to proceed with a case designed to be "lost" by that government in order to pay the petitioners exorbitant windfalls from litigation.

It's not that the case isn't absurd and that paying illegals money for their illegality is Alice in Wonderland zaniness, but the real drive here is the HUMONGOUS money grab the ACLU stands to skim from their induced clients.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (aXxgO)

28
Respect has to be earned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2021 05:52 PM (SBfb1)

No it doesn't.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (CdZ4i)

29 I of course remember the Press Corpse being nothing but deferential and the epitome of decorum and respect with President Trump.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (6FeV1)

30 Ace, you notice in one of the Biden dementia outbursts, he says "those kids are gone for good."

so, biden thinks that the kids were evaporated or something. It's enough to make Baby Beau cry.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (ZZK0E)

31 UPDATED! DISASTROUS POLLING ON PAYMENTS TO ILLEGALS

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (0G13K)

32 "...and then noted the ACLU, which is suing on behalf of the illegals..."

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I hope some immigration lawyers on our side are filing ... or preparing to file ... amicus briefs.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (ZZK0E)

33 Can we ever get rid of these illegals at some time in the future? Say if Trump wins in '24? Or will we be stuck with them? What kind of secret overnight flights are there that can't be tracked? Flying in to military bases? They have to land somewhere don't they?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (7bRMQ)

34 UPDATED! DISASTROUS POLLING ON PAYMENTS TO ILLEGALS

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Why won't the voters think of poor, sweet baby Beau?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (ZZK0E)

35 You lost your child, [your child] is gone, you deserve some kind of compensation! No matter what the circumstances."

So... the government is going to be forcing narco gangs and coyotes to pay compensation to families they broke apart? Parents who sent their child over the border without them are going to be forced to, I dunno, pay the other parent?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

36 If I ever had a chance to ask him anything I would wave my nose and ask who farted.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (TJtMh)

37 If our DOJ is so inept they can't win a case against people who are in our country illegally then they aren't just criminally biased they are fucking incompetent.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

38 A big part of this is payoff to immigration lawyers.

They are a major force in lobbying since the Reagan amnesty made that line of practice a cash cow. Many firms became very wealthy, and they know this, so they pressure DC for more windfalls. They want theirs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (Ymyz3)

39 Once again, it would be FAR easier to simply abolish the CBP. As a side benefit, millions of Americans, who believe that showing a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry is a horrific crime against humanity and therefore makes them VERY VERY UPSET, will be made happy.

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (CdZ4i)

40 a 24-year-old undocumented immigrant from Honduras, who posed as a 17-year-old and gave officials a fake name, allegedly killed the Jacksonville man who took him in and gave him a job last month.

____

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Takes deep breath
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

LOLGF you woke progressive imbecile.

I give absolutely zero fucks for this guy's death. He practically begged for this to happen. Fuck you, WAR.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (OalnH)

41 That polling data graph is actually a picture Biden drew of himself with a huge purple erection

Posted by: Wally at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (FJYfm)

42 $450k per illegal alien? The fact that Republicans aren't screaming bloody murder and boycotting Congress or staging hunger strikes or something commensurate with this unholy outrage is proof positive that "our side" is the limp-dick walking dead. My God. How on earth does an idea this obscene, insulting even surreal even get floated?

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (H8QX8)

43 Can we ever get rid of these illegals at some time in the future? Say if Trump wins in '24? Or will we be stuck with them?

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1. yes. of course. Just find them.

2. GOP 2023 pass bill offering illegals $cash money$ to self deport.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ZZK0E)

44 >>31 UPDATED! DISASTROUS POLLING ON PAYMENTS TO ILLEGALS

I don't think the junta cares about polls at this point.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (2xGy+)

45 Respect has to be earned.
----

Trans women ARE women!

Posted by: Sir in a Ma'am Outfit at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (sGnvY)

46 Falling into the trap of arguing the amount...not the fact that any payment is a slap in the face of every legitimate citizen.
Send every one of the little bastards and their parents, back.

Foxtrot
Juliette
Bravo

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (axyOa)

47 Paying someone to commit a crime, illegally crossing the border, is itself a crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ESjRY)

48 I guess that Richmond knows his place with POOTUS, huh?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (EU//e)

I meant Biden, not Obama.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (EU//e)

49 Those darkflights and their stealth illegals now have allegedly claimed at least one American life.

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BREAKING: Biden Junta Announces Plans to Pay $450 Million to Every Illegal Alien who Murders an American. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (xv+Ao)

50 31 UPDATED! DISASTROUS POLLING ON PAYMENTS TO ILLEGALS
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2021 05:55 PM (0G13K)

Well that didn't poll well . I always wonder about people who have no opinion in these polls....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (0PUU9)

51 You lost your child, [your child] is gone, you deserve some kind of compensation! No matter what the circumstances."

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right...your child is gone. The Feds lost him.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (ZZK0E)

52 7 well, as Prez Trump's 2025 attorney general, every 1/6 defendent gets $2M and Flynn gets $6M.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:51 PM (ZZK0E)

I think that would be great! Except in 2025, that will just mean that each of the 1/6 defendants will get a Happy Meal at McDonalds, while Flynn gets a nice dinner that's a bit more upscale.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (trdmm)

53 I still kind of have a problem with Doocy trying to earn Acosta cred, though. The admin knows what he will ask and HOW he will ask it, and they use him as a foil, as a way to get the current lie out in circulation.

Because he asks his questions with an agenda, using judgmental language that can be spun away as a difference of opinion. Dems are good at rejecting hte premise of questions based on that.

But maybe someone should ask this question: What do you think the outcome of the Justice Department deciding to announce that it is not going to fight petitions in court but rather agreeing to settle will be?

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (mbFEM)

54 UPDATED! DISASTROUS POLLING ON PAYMENTS TO ILLEGALS
Posted by: ace

It's not that they shouldn't have even thought of paying them it's that they got caught.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (zoGah)

55 38 A big part of this is payoff to immigration lawyers.

They are a major force in lobbying since the Reagan amnesty made that line of practice a cash cow. Many firms became very wealthy, and they know this, so they pressure DC for more windfalls. They want theirs.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (Ymyz3)

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Yep. And not just for illegals, for work visas, green cards, etc. Bajillions of dollars spent on this every year with all the loopholes in immigration laws carved out for the lawyers to exploit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 05:57 PM (OalnH)

56 What the hell just happened?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (Y5qcH)

57 Yikes... BLUE

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (0PUU9)

58 I just blue myself

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (6FeV1)

59 it's a shame the doj isn't part of the executive branch. if it were, el presidente could set its policy instead of just having his spokeswench say "you'll have to ask the doj".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (v3pYe)

60 "No one is coming somewhere to lose their child, to be separated from their loved one."

Like hell they're not.

Not ALL of them came to be separated, but a significant number came explicitly separated because that was the deal with their coyotes. And everyone knows the concept of anchor babies whether they're born on American soil or whether the anchor is tossed over after aging a year or two.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

61 Off topic I know but I suspect Biden has bullied Kamala screamed at Kamala farted long and loud in her general direction and touched her inappropriately.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (cSyAR)

62 my amicus brief:

"what the fuck do you think happens to you if you get arrested? The state takes your kids. Maybe until you're out of jail or maybe until grampa picks em up. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HAPPENS?"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (ZZK0E)

63 Give him some Thorazine, park his wheelchair in a hallway and forget about him.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (wAnMi)

64 My balls...are blue.

Posted by: Adm Levine at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (ESjRY)

65 When in NoVA last night when watching YouTube I was treated to advertisements by "immigrant advocates" demanding Congress do MORE to reward lawbreakers because "families are being separated". (That such wouldn't happen if immigration laws were actually followed is of course lost on most Americans. But the United States is NOT a serious country.)

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (CdZ4i)

66 whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)

67 I'm blue, abadee abadye, abadee abadye

Posted by: Wally at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (FJYfm)

68 Overnight flights?! We're making them catch a red eye? There's probably not even any in-flight beverage service.

$450K isn't enough to compensate these people for the horrors we are inflicting on them.

Posted by: Furious George at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (9vQJW)

69 Yikes... BLUE

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (0PUU9)

Yeah, and I'm not happy about it. In fact, it makes me feel....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (7bRMQ)

70

The people won't be gaslit - - but they'll be gassed out. First from Biden's anus and then after a train ride in a cattle car.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (s2VJv)

71 Even though the polling is disastrous, there's at least an even chance that this is so important to the people behind the scense who are running Biden that they will do everything they can to push it anyways.

Kind of like all the Climate Change stuff. I think these kinds of things give us a lot of insight into who's really calling the shots, and what they're after.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (trdmm)

72 I think lots of illegals would gladly lose a child for $450,000. Maybe not their child, but a child.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 Blue Monday

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (OalnH)

74 If the GOP ran on this one issue alone it would easily win back Congress.

My guess is instead they will talk about corporate tax rates. Something maybe 15% of voters care about.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (H7KpM)

75 The fact that Republicans aren't screaming bloody murder and boycotting

Not the hill to die on apparently.

Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (x6uUk)

76

What will Dumb Joe send to all those families that got torn apart because of his insane and reckless Afghanistan mission.

I guess it's fucking racist to ask that.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (4WPW/)

77 None of the illegals "lost" a child, if it was even their to begin with.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (OalnH)

78
Here's what's at stake in the Rittenhouse case:

If Kyle is acquitted, it means We have the Right to self-defense.

If Kyle is convicted, it means antifa can do whatever they like under the guise of "protesting" with impunity. We will all be at their mercy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (eYpD3)

79 If the payouts were the point, they could have just done it. A couple billion dollars is chump change for fedgov. Just bury it in red tape and laundry detergent.

No, they don't care about payoffs. They only want FUD.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (6FeV1)

80 Remember Sarah Root, killed by a drunken illegal alien? He got out on a bond that was less than the cost of her funeral and disappeared. How about you pay her family the $6K for the funeral, FJB?

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (XKZwp)

81 and recall, this ...AFAIK...is going to be a settlement. The DOJ responds to a lawsuit from a friendly NGO and agrees to just blow it. It's a cash-grab consent decree. The legislature is not involved but at the same time hand-tied by it. It's now just part of the DOJ's operating budget. They can offset it by going after Elon Musk for using bad pronouns or whatever.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (ZZK0E)

82 65 When in NoVA last night when watching YouTube I was treated to advertisements by "immigrant advocates" demanding Congress do MORE to reward lawbreakers because "families are being separated". (That such wouldn't happen if immigration laws were actually followed is of course lost on most Americans. But the United States is NOT a serious country.)
Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (CdZ4i)

Wouldn't you love to know who actually paid for those ads? Soros? Or was it Bezos, or Gates? (through their proxy puppets, of course)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (trdmm)

83 Nuclear family? To hell with that!

I need to find a senorita with a bastard-child so we can become separated and reunited. Cha-Ching, - $1.3MM!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (+xGNi)

84 Dana Perino got a new Vizsla puppy that made his debut on The Five.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

85 1 Biden farts in their general direction!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 08, 2021 05:47 PM (jTmQV)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (CdZ4i)

86 The premise is bullshit. The law specifically states that children cannot be housed with adults. IT is the fucking law. Fuck bribe'em with some macho illegal's girthy dick.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (tAR7I)

87 That Biden "you lost your child! Your child was gone!" bit - is he saying that people who came across the border and were separated from their kids then found that their kids had literally disappeared and no one knew where?

How often did that happen? I knew families were separated temporarily into adult and child facilities, and I knew kids were being bright over by coyotes, but I never heard about any kidnappings or things like that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (wyw4S)

88 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HAPPENS?"
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:58 PM (ZZK0E)

Amicus Dice Curiae

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

89 Soros? Or was it Bezos, or Gates?

__

Learn to love the power of AND.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (OalnH)

90 Any over/under when White House staffers are ordered to shit their pants in the presence of others?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (glGDV)

91 Outstanding Norm bit on children getting separated at the border (starts with a bit on trans men):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V02X1MWdKq4&t=20s

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (sGnvY)

92 separated does not = lose. I would be separated from my child for $450,000. Just tell me where to go!

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

93 Can you imagine a worse boss than Joe Biden?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (cSyAR)

94 Mass repatriation of illegals must be on the table as policy for 2024 GOP Presidential candidates.

I would also suggest a law which fines illegals $450,000.00 per head before repatriation.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (GQAu7)

95 >>Dana Perino got a new ...

I saw her on a recent youtube video and she looked like a talking skull. She looked ill.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (2xGy+)

96 People only disagree with compensating the poor refugees and their tragically separated waifs because they have been lied to by Fox News and other right-wing conspiracy theorists. Plus, it is only the right thing to do given how awful and racist the previous administration was.

Jen Psaki, probably.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (mbFEM)

97 That much disapproval cannot be down to whites, especially excluding woke whites. Blacks will hate this profoundly because it makes reparations that much less likely. And Hispanics... Well, even illegals often know they won't win the jackpot.

For that matter, most of the money will likely go to the Sorkins and Glassers at the ACLU. It's a payout.

Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (Qjo1z)

98 79 If the payouts were the point, they could have just done it. A couple billion dollars is chump change for fedgov. Just bury it in red tape and laundry detergent.

No, they don't care about payoffs. They only want FUD.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (6FeV1)


But they almost did get them through with no notice, so I think that WAS the plan. But someone inside leaked the info to the WSJ, and then Peter Ducey asked Biden about it at a presser, and the rest is history.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (trdmm)

99 Here's my compromise: zero dollars and zero cents sent to zero illegal immigrants under any circumstances.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (KZzsI)

100 Republicans already wrote a bill in the House to disallow this under federal law. Let's see how many Democrats "cross the aisle" to vote for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (dIpnE)

101 The more the left screams about a certain phrase, tactic or attack point, the more our side should use it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (L2ZTs)

102 'cause I'm pretty sure that's DOT policy now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (glGDV)

103
I'm not at all confident of an acquittal.

Even though the jury will believe Kyle is innocent, I expect the jury will not want to be known as the jury who said it's okay for 17 year old boys to go around shooting "protesters" with AR-15's.




Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (eYpD3)

104 >>How often did that happen? I knew families were separated temporarily into adult and child facilities, and I knew kids were being bright over by coyotes, but I never heard about any kidnappings or things like that.

Biden was, get this, lying.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)

105 Here's my compromise. Get the fuck out of my country.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (dIpnE)

106 The DOJ is going to give an organization run by an ex Obama or Clinton official a multibillion dollar pot of money and instruct them to find separated illegals and disperse the money. Just report back periodically and let us know how it is going and if you need more cash.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (0ryfU)

107 I was separated from my wife and child for months due to US embassy bullshit.

My wife once got pulled into an interrogation room, with infant, because she was considered a threat to overstay her visa. She had not overstayed, and had no intention to, but they terrorized her for hours, with me waiting outside in airport.

She also had to get x-rays at approved Dr. to prove she did not have TB, and had all her vaccinations. (From Japan, where TB is non-existent.) Oh Yeah, I had to call the embassy once a week at $5 a call to find out if they would process visas that week, yes or no.

FUCK ALL THEM.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (Ymyz3)

108 Most Americans would like 450,000 for committing a crime.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

109 Wouldn't you love to know who actually paid for those ads? Soros? Or was it Bezos, or Gates? (through their proxy puppets, of course)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:00 PM (trdmm)


Pshaw. Google inserts them for free.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (mbFEM)

110 That 18.7% either Strongly Approving or Approving is WAY too high.
Also call BS on the 14.4% with no opinion.
Seriously tho, 18.7% is BS.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (Beak+)

111
Anyone else not buying Tulsi Gabbard's bullshit on Fox News?

What a phony fuck she is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (eYpD3)

112 But they almost did get them through with no notice, so I think that WAS the plan. But someone inside leaked the info to the WSJ, and then Peter Ducey asked Biden about it at a presser, and the rest is history.


yeah that's correct

we weren't supposed to know about this at all

helpful leaker and the WSJ isn't the WaPo, thank God

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (j9HX3)

113 Republicans already wrote a bill in the House to disallow this under federal law. Let's see how many Democrats "cross the aisle" to vote for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (dIpnE)

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LOL! That's a thigh slapper, right there.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (TNyrE)

114 83 Nuclear family? To hell with that!

I need to find a senorita with a bastard-child so we can become separated and reunited. Cha-Ching, - $1.3MM!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 08, 2021 06:01 PM (+xGNi)


New comedy group idea: Cheech and Cha-Ching!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (s2VJv)

115 and recall, this ...AFAIK...is going to be a settlement. The DOJ responds to a lawsuit from a friendly NGO and agrees to just blow it. It's a cash-grab consent decree. The legislature is not involved but at the same time hand-tied by it. It's now just part of the DOJ's operating budget. They can offset it by going after Elon Musk for using bad pronouns or whatever.
Posted by: Tim Riggins
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If our side was smart, we'd set up similar bogus lawsuits as a tax cut.

Like if you were a small business owner and harmed by ObamaCare's predatory rates, here's your settlement.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (H7KpM)

116 Can I leave the country and then come back in illegally and get $450,000?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (88xKn)

117 If these psychopath's lips are moving they're lying.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

118
Get arrested, traveling with your kid, in a foreign country. What do you *think* is going to happen to the kid?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 05:53 PM (sGnvY)

They are sent to a local orphanage, where the workers may or may not speak English. An Embassy consular officer is "required" to visit the child every three months for a welfare check.

If you get a good consular officer, they work to get the kid sent back to the US to other relatives ASAP. If you get a typical consular officer, God help the child.

Posted by: Moki at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (JrN/x)

119 Even though the jury will believe Kyle is innocent, I expect the jury will not want to be known as the jury who said it's okay for 17 year old boys to go around shooting "protesters" with AR-15's.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (eYpD3)


We assure you they do not.

Posted by: Antifa doxxing and punitive batallion at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (mbFEM)

120 "If the GOP ran on this", "The fact that Republicans aren't screaming bloody murder".

LMAO, the fact that some people still believe the Republican Party is an opposition party the joke is on you. Why do Republicans not run on this? Why do Republicans not scream bloody murder about this? Do yourselves a favor and maybe understand and accept that they are fine with it because they are on the same side as the Dems. Maybe stop and realize that someone can run as something they're not.

Posted by: JROD at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (0jZnq)

121 99 Here's my compromise: zero dollars and zero cents sent to zero illegal immigrants under any circumstances.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November

I think we should pay to send them home.

And chip them so we know if they try to come back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (WgTlh)

122
Two things:

1. CA governor Gavin Newsom was given a public COVID booster shot October 27, and hasn't been seen since. He missed an environmental conference in Europe that would normally draw him like a fly to garbage, to prance and sashay. What happened?

2. The federal 5th Circuit Court gave the Biden administration until close of business today to respond to an injunction on their COVID vaccination mandate. There was no response, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (CLLzU)

123 What you subsidize, you get more of.

But hey, no more mean tweets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (kBuGL)

124 >>Anyone else not buying Tulsi Gabbard's bullshit on Fox News?

What a phony fuck she is.

Her and her pock marked face.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (2xGy+)

125 btw I have a feeling this was going to just sort of surreptitiously happen, and the illegales themselves would get some portion of the $450K, but lawyers and NGO asshats would get the bulk of it

it was just more govt money laundering grift

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (j9HX3)

126 It's polling badly because Americans are confused. Just ask the people at the next table in a restaurant. It's too complex for them to understand. Right, Joe?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (mK746)

127 When does Ron arrest the administrator of the airports that allows the flights?
Arrest the highest ranking corporate officer of the airline that allowed the flight?
The pilots?

Why is he still talking?

The 1/6 people have been in jail for 6 months on misdemeanors-- these people aided and abetted murder.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (jIL4c)

128 Polling Is Toxic, 67% Disapproving, 56% Strongly Disapproving

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Just want to point out that this happened without Trump's twitter commentary.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (V13WU)

129 I'd still take Tulsi over Joe any day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

130 We're enroute to the winter home in way SW FL. Could have continued and made it by 9, via I-75, but I ran some numbers in my head.

Afternoons, 3 pm to sunset, it's likely , on 75 S of Tampa, every 12th car's being driven by an illegal, and after dark the odds likely double.

So no thanks to that night ride down I-75. We're overnighting in The Villages.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (TfUso)

131 I'm not at all confident of an acquittal.

Even though the jury will believe Kyle is innocent, I expect the jury will not want to be known as the jury who said it's okay for 17 year old boys to go around shooting "protesters" with AR-15's.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:03 PM (eYpD3)

I was thinking that before the trial. But now the trial has been the most spectacular display of sheer prosecutorial incompetence that I have ever seen. They are doing so badly that people are asking seriously, are they TRYING to tank the case?

For the record, I don't think they're trying. I think this is just what happens when clueless incompetent idealogues are asked to actually do a serious job in public. They are exposed for the empty suits that they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (trdmm)

132
At some point in time the Biden dementia will result in him getting violent with someone even asking a question. Hopefully the cameras will be rolling or the left will never accept it happened.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (dQvv7)

133 Dana named her new dog Percy.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (NpAcC)

134 Is there currently some kind of class action pending on behalf of these people? If so, seems like the ACLU would have had to cite something to get past a motion to dismiss. Unless, of course, the DOJ is taking a dive in court just so they can make these payments.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (YFAIE)

135 There's no voter group this goes over well with.

Even liberal Democrats can barely stomach it for just the "I guess it's good because Republicans are mad about it?"

If your goal really was amnesty for Dreamers, this little stunt probably put it on deep freeze.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (H7KpM)

136 Am I a bad person for hoping Newsom croaks? Yeah but I can live with myself...

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)

137 Republicans already wrote a bill in the House to disallow this under federal law. Let's see how many Democrats "cross the aisle" to vote for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2021 06:02 PM (dIpnE)


Republicans wanted to insert an amendment that would deport illegal aliens in possession of illegal weapons.

Dems would not go for it.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (mbFEM)

138 111
Anyone else not buying Tulsi Gabbard's bullshit on Fox News?

What a phony fuck she is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:04 PM (eYpD3)
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Just another sad-sack commie trying to fake her way into the "mainstream" enough to get some money and support. Plus, why does everybody think she's attractive? All these swooners say she looks like Demi Moore. Put on your glasses, folks. Her head looks like a moon crater. If she resembles a celebrity, it's less Demi Moore and more Ace Frehley.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (lNHqD)

139 I think we should pay to send them home.

And chip them so we know if they try to come back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2021 06:05 PM (WgTlh)

A very moderate stance. The children can be adopted by Americans who want them and will be held responsible.

If the adults want to work so much, give them work. No work, no food. Five years of that to cover their fare back.

Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (Qjo1z)

140 Can't DeSantis and Abbot stop those flights? Same with bus drops. Something about child trafficing, anything?

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (VmWzL)

141 So I'm wondering when all those Families who lost their child to illegal alien criminals are gonna get their "compensation."

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (0PUU9)

142
I was separated in East LA,
I was separated in East LA.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (+xGNi)

143 Personally... give the illegals whatever monies the fed's want. Let's see who is incensed about that after the fact.

Spoiler... it won't be the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (BFigT)

144 Ace, you notice in one of the Biden dementia outbursts, he says "those kids are gone for good."
so, biden thinks that the kids were evaporated or something. It's enough to make Baby Beau cry.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 05:54 PM (ZZK0E)


His outburst was frighteningly familiar. One of the joys of dementia/Alzheimer's is reality slowly evaporates and mingles with fantasy. Joe could have a dream about something, like nuking Haitians at the border, and become convinced it's reality. The weird part is, they don't forget things like this. Instead, they fixate on it and it becomes a daily thing. Sure, you can tell them but it's back the next day.

The best part? They're already sedating his ass.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (wAnMi)

145 Did anyone else see that MTG *praised* AOC and the Squad for voting against Joe's Infrasuckture bill?

Uh, Marjorie, they're not voting against it for the same reasons you did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)

146 125 btw I have a feeling this was going to just sort of surreptitiously happen, and the illegales themselves would get some portion of the $450K, but lawyers and NGO asshats would get the bulk of it

it was just more govt money laundering grift
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (j9HX3)

I agree with you completely - this was my first thought when the ACLU jumped out so strong in favor of it. I thought "aHA, so this is where your operating budget for the next 5 years is supposed to come from"

The poor widdow kids and their families will be lucky to see a tiny fraction of the money that's passed out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (trdmm)

147 Anyone else not buying Tulsi Gabbard's bullshit on Fox News?

I don't buy anybody's bullshit on Fox. They're all Deep State felchers.

As I said on another thread, the real threat to Americans is not the Democrat at your throat with a knife, it's the Republican sticking the knife in your back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (2JVJo)

148 well, as Prez Trump's 2025 attorney general, every 1/6 defendent gets $2M and Flynn gets $6M
--
By then, it'll be a couple Franklins with 4 zeros stamped on it.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (jIL4c)

149 I'd still take Tulsi over Joe any day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

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I would also take Tulsi over any of those worthless and useless GOPe swamp creatures who voted for that infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (TNyrE)

150 Back in the swamp. Ever fuckin day I hate the dems more and hope they all drop dead from the same thing Herod did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (IHyjr)

151 Is there currently some kind of class action pending on behalf of these people? If so, seems like the ACLU would have had to cite something to get past a motion to dismiss. Unless, of course, the DOJ is taking a dive in court just so they can make these payments.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (YFAIE)

That's my suspicion. ACLU has a lawsuit ready to go and they're working out the "agreed settlement" (with us paying the bill) in advance. Then they present it to a friendly judge, and baboom!! Riches for the fraudsters.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

152 This junta just pumps out one noxious fart after another.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (Xrfse)

153 What you subsidize, you get more of.

But hey, no more mean tweets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapto

...

What part of the flood of *unaccompanied minors* makes anyone think that these families are unwilling to endure separation to get here?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (4LZiC)

154 Okay - the "independence" of the DOJ is in connection to legal or illegal actions of the fucking EXECUTIVE BRANCH, Bill Hemmer, you fucking moron, not payouts of cash from tax payers, which the executive branch controls.

Who, exactly, is the DOJ negotiating with? What "law suits" and in which district are the address? It seems to me that FOIA legal actions ought to cover this nicely. You can't spend tax payers money on "settlements" that the tax payer has no idea who the money went to, why the settlement amount was agreed to and why...

I suspect that all the plaintiffs involved are not really "parents" but coyotes and MS 13 cartel members with hired legal fucks and the DOJ is just paying it out without any court dock assigned to any suit at all...

Posted by: Boswell at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (5iUNf)

155 Unless, of course, the DOJ is taking a dive in court just so they can make these payments.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (YFAIE)

BINGO!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (trdmm)

156 152 Literally

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (CYnTg)

157 on 75 S of Tampa, every 12th car's being driven by an illegal,

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1/12 is kinda low. I'd say more like 1/6. And of those, 75% most drunk.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (OalnH)

158 152 This junta just pumps out one noxious fart after another.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2021 06:09 PM (Xrfse)

Putting the "gag" back in "press gaggle"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (6FeV1)

159

I have crossed the border from Mexico to the US multiple times. I never made it home with any children. Where's my payment, bitches?

Posted by: LOL at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (oKb7q)

160 The real issue with $450k is that families with three or four kids will be buying property in some pretty nice neighborhoods soon.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (4LZiC)

161 As Representative Biggs pointed out, if an American citizen who is a parent is arrested, he or she is separated from his or her children and no one thinks there's anything wrong with that. If there isn't another family member to take the children, they wind up in the system. Are we going to pay those lawbreakers too?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (L8slQ)

162 How many more illegals will borrow some kids come across the border and claim they were separated and traumatized?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (NpAcC)

163 So no thanks to that night ride down I-75. We're overnighting in The Villages.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (TfUso)

Better than Hedo II!

Posted by: The Villages Swinger Group at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (4I/2K)

164 F. Joe Biden had previously claimed it was "garbage" to say the US would be paying illegal aliens $450,000 per person for "separation" at the border

"JOE BIDEN WAS RIGHT!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (AytXr)

165 >>145 Did anyone else see that MTG *praised* AOC and the Squad for voting against Joe's Infrasuckture bill?


She sometimes doesn't come across as the brightest bulb in the string. She needs to think before she speaks at times.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (2xGy+)

166 Remember: Before they halted the DNA testing, up to 1 out 3 were not genetically related to their "parent"

This was and always has been static to permit the trafficking of underage sex slaves.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (jIL4c)

167
Tax free tampons.

Because no one should pay taxes on a biological function!!

Okay, now do toilet paper.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (eYpD3)

168 The real issue with $450k is that families with three or four kids will be buying property in some pretty nice neighborhoods soon.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (4LZiC)

You think they'll ever see any real money?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (7bRMQ)

169 I'm still waiting to find out the ROE for the Nat Guard at the border. Abbott, we have thousands of Nat Guard to let these illegals just walk on through?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (tAR7I)

170 At some point in time the Biden dementia will result in him getting violent with someone even asking a question. Hopefully the cameras will be rolling or the left will never accept it happened.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (dQvv7)


Why I'm convinced they're sedating him. He already had anger issues before the brain started shrinking. I have little doubt he's already taken swings at family and handlers. The beauty of sundowners. They're only trotting him out when he's "good". Imagine when he's bad.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

171 Biden and his fam aare getting some kind of major bribe, or contracts or access to Mexico and something there. mark my words. Silver mines ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (V13WU)

172 NJ governor's race: Ciattarelli hasnt conceded, and Murphy says not doing so is dangerous'


Hey asshole how about this. He will concede when hillary and tank abrams does? How'd ya like them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (IHyjr)

173 160 The real issue with $450k is that families with three or four kids the human traffickers who brought them here and control them like cattle will be buying property in some pretty nice neighborhoods soon.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (4LZiC)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (6FeV1)

174 And what he was saying was that was an absurd question from the beginning. No one is coming somewhere to lose their child, to be separated from their loved one.


Right.
Lying fu*ks.
They just sent their kids up here in large groups just to get their asses over the border.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (axyOa)

175 His fat butt on fire breaks appalling wind

A flatulent soldier is the man called... Joe Biden.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (/k3g/)

176 You know damn well every illegal without any identification will try to say they had a child seperated.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (2JoB8)

177 Capital Eff, exactamundo. She spends too much time spouting and not enough strategizing.

IMHO that was one of Trump's weaknesses as well. (Yeah I know guys, I'm wrong and DJT was perfect. Go ahead and throw those tomaters.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (L2ZTs)

178 145 Did anyone else see that MTG *praised* AOC and the Squad for voting against Joe's Infrasuckture bill?

Uh, Marjorie, they're not voting against it for the same reasons you did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
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I figured she praised them just so they'd have to go back to their hard-Left constituencies with the stink of her approval. It will be fun to watch them explain it away.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (lNHqD)

179 >>160 The real issue with $450k is that families with three or four kids will be buying property in some pretty nice neighborhoods soon.

Can't wait for the new neighbors to start putting up goat and chicken pens.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (2xGy+)

180 That polling data graph is actually a picture Biden drew of himself with a huge purple erection
Posted by: Wally at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (FJYfm)



So, you're saying Resident Biden is actually Jackie Treehorn?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (ZSK0i)

181 I'm still waiting to find out the ROE for the Nat Guard at the border. Abbott, we have thousands of Nat Guard to let these illegals just walk on through?
Posted by: Ben Had
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No rounds and the NG is helping to process them.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (/Sj+M)

182 Tax free tampons.

Because no one should pay taxes on a biological function!!

Okay, now do toilet paper.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (eYpD3)

Condoms

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (6FeV1)

183 DJT was perfect
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He was new. Let's see how he does after spending four years thinking about what he did wrong the first time.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (sGnvY)

184 I wonder how often Trump and De Santis talk

Hey Bob from NSA, help a Moron out

Posted by: Inquiring Miklos at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (QzkSJ)

185 Pennsyltucky, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (L2ZTs)

186 It's not that the case isn't absurd and that paying illegals money for their illegality is Alice in Wonderland zaniness, but the real drive here is the HUMONGOUS money grab the ACLU stands to skim from their induced clients.
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$100k to $300k per case. Minimum.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (jIL4c)

187 Am I a bad person for hoping Newsom croaks? Yeah but I can live with myself...

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)

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I had wished that fate on Mayorkis. The virus just isn't living up to the lofty expectations placed on it by our betters.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (TNyrE)

188 >>She sometimes doesn't come across as the brightest bulb in the string. She needs to think before she speaks at times.

I don't think you were MTG's audience. As much as you don't like that statement how much do you think Squad supporters like their heroes being praised by MTG?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

189 20 million illegals shout out in unison

"I lost my baby!!!!"

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yacking up coof at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (TRGyz)

190 The real issue with $450k is that families with three or four kids will be buying property in some pretty nice neighborhoods soon.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (4LZiC)

You think they'll ever see any real money?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 08, 2021 06:11 PM (7bRMQ)


If this really happens, we need to start scamming their asses. Depending of course on how many layers of bureaucracy are between the $450k and the marks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

191 178 145 Did anyone else see that MTG *praised* AOC and the Squad for voting against Joe's Infrasuckture bill?

Uh, Marjorie, they're not voting against it for the same reasons you did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)

She was tweaking them.. Imagine how icky they must feel to be on the same side as MTG on this

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (0PUU9)

192 Geronimo, fair enough

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:13 PM (L2ZTs)

193
I would be shocked if there weren't a sue-and-settle graft shell-game being played here. It would be unAmerican. Everything is a shell-game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (/KPLX)

194 156 152 Literally
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:10 PM (CYnTg)

And figuratively.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (kBuGL)

195 " Did anyone else see that MTG *praised* AOC and the Squad for voting against Joe's Infrasuckture bill?

She sometimes doesn't come across as the brightest bulb in the string. She needs to think before she speaks at times."


I have to agree. The Squad has more balls than half the GOP.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

196 Donna, true.
If MTG came out against polio, AOC and Patterico would go out of their way to catch polio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (L2ZTs)

197 Can't DeSantis and Abbot stop those flights? Same with bus drops. Something about child trafficing, anything?
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (VmWzL)

Abbott built a bunch of camps to hold the detainees while they're processed and has thousands of DPS and Nat. guard at the border to do the federal job of securing it, even though FEMA has repeatedly rejected his request for money to pay for this obvious emergency. But the flights- I don't know how they address that since the feds are being so secretive.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

198 {i]She sometimes doesn't come across as the brightest bulb in the string. She needs to think before she speaks at times.

None of them do. All burnt out bulbs from long ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (BFigT)

199 Biteum, yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (L2ZTs)

200
I figured she praised them just so they'd have to go back to their hard-Left constituencies with the stink of her approval. It will be fun to watch them explain it away.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


That and to make the "squad" look bad to the less-radical Democrats for not being team players.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (eYpD3)

201 Meanwhile, many Americans will soon be unemployed and unemployable in their field. Some will lose everything.

What a country!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (iydjf)

202 My name es Nacho Weaselo. My family es missing from me! Large payment por favor!

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (0IeYL)

203 They just sent their kids up here in large groups just to get their asses over the border.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 06:12 PM (axyOa)

Out: Anchor Babies

In: Grappling Hook Babies

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (6FeV1)

204 She sometimes doesn't come across as the brightest bulb in the string. She needs to think before she speaks at times.
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Or speak very, very slowly, so that she can think between words.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (sGnvY)

205 I'd still take Tulsi over Joe any day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs)

That's the understatement of the day.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (2DOZq)

206 Biden. When the Bi-Labial Fricative.

Posted by: Shaka Zulu at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

207 Am I a bad person for hoping Newsom croaks? Yeah but I can live with myself...

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)


I cannot tell a lie - I've searched terms "Newsom Dead" every day since the 5th. If I can't win the power ball, I'll take that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (wAnMi)

208 The problem is the amount. I mean its probably 50k per kid up to a maximum of 450k or some weird thing like that but still, its ridiculous. People are sitting at home going I got 2k from the government and they get 450?? For sneaking over the border??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (KZzsI)

209 Hey! Jill! Come help me pull this sock off!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (Tnijr)

210 166 This was and always has been static to permit the trafficking of underage sex slaves.

once again, it all goes back to comet pizza

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (sGtp+)

211 These people are insane. When this policy was announced my brother-in-law bounced off of the couch did a double tour en l'air and sat down. This will not be popular, especially with our people of color.


Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (DHpuK)

212 One of my FL cousins voted TWICE for O'Barry.

She's been red pilled so hard she is one of those "cultists" for Trump, and says things about Biden that would get her a visit from the secret service.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

213 And the race agitators won't be mad at this at all but simply will use it to further demand reparations.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (2DOZq)

214 still chuckling to myself that Mayor Pete cited racist old, Jim Crow era NYC as racist infrastructure.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (ZZK0E)

215 >>>Can't wait for the new neighbors to start putting up goat and chicken pens.

>When the rooster crows, it's time to head out to the HomeDepot parking lot, vatos.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (+xGNi)

216
One of my FL cousins voted TWICE for O'Barry.

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Probably inside of an hour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (/KPLX)

217 NO, it's $450,000 PER PERSON. Not an amalgam of people.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (ZZK0E)

218 And yes. Give more free money to illegals than Gold Star families receive when their loved ones die in service to this country.

I still remember our son notifying us we'd receive $400,000 if he was killed in A-stan. Chilled me to my bones.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

219 Did Biden shit his pants?

It Depends

Posted by: dri at November 08, 2021 06:17 PM (T8So0)

220 Am I a bad person for hoping Newsom croaks? Yeah but I can live with myself...

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (CYnTg)

I think he's mutated into Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 08, 2021 06:17 PM (cSyAR)

221 Joe lied to everyone live on TV.

Is it impeachment I smell or Joe's underpants...



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (R/m4+)

222

Not in my neighborhood! Except maybe one old guy, who knows how to do crispy lechon and chicharrones... He can stay...

Posted by: LOL at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (oKb7q)

223 Eets for da chirruns.

Posted by: Mexican Mule at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (Xrfse)

224 These border crossers don't deserve $1.00. They committed a crime!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (NpAcC)

225 We just cooked a big batch of Brussel sprouts and bacon. They're delicious but unfortunately the house smells like a big Biden.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

226 151 - But even if they're working out a BS settlement pre-suit, there ought to be at least some colorable legal authority they can point to. Anyone have any idea at all what the legal basis for this "compensation" is? They have to be relying on something, no matter how tenuous.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (YFAIE)

227 I have to give credit to the Progs for claiming, during the Trump Admin, that the DoJ must be totally independent from the President's control and influence.

It set them up for what the Biden Junta is doing: Send orders to the Attorney General through a couple of cutouts, then publicly say that of course the President did not order Garland to send the FBI after James O'Keefe about Ashley Biden's lost diary, to ignore everything Hunter does, to sic DoJ and FBI after parents complaining at school board meetings, and to settle with immigration lawyers for big bucks for illegals' "pain and suffering because their child was ripped from their arms by Trump".

And the dutiful Prog media repeats the lie that the DoJ acts on its own on everything, whenever needed to give air cover for the Junta when Joe steps in it or when DoJ does an outrageous act.

Top-level Political Strategy and Tactics. As long as everyone in-the-know keeps the secret. Usually no problem for the Progs.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

228 When we have the presidency, the Senate, the House, the governorships of 49 states as well as their legislatures, we may decide to think about forming a working group to think about stopping these plans that harm Americans.

Send money.

Posted by: GOP at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (iydjf)

229 These border sheriffs needs to step up and deputize tens of thousands of lawful gun owners and give them orders to shoot to kill anyone crossing the border. Including feds that are helping them.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (2xGy+)

230 This will not be popular, especially with our people of color.
Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (DHpuK)


That's why a few morons have brought up the point that's only if they hear about it. The media isn't going to say boo about this, including all of the black "pundits". Nor will any of their activist types like Sharpton. We need to make sure to scream it loud and hard. Hopefully, some celebrities finally have enough and start to freak out. Sadly, that's the only way many will be informed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (wAnMi)

231 Why you pony soldier dog eating Americans why I oghtta!

//Shart, Joe Shart

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (Lzpvj)

232 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

god forbid we all see him with half his face drooping from the HARMLESS PURE WONDERFUL booster!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)

233 One of my FL cousins voted TWICE for O'Barry.

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Probably inside of an hour.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

So cynical for one so young.

Posted by: Miklos, still happily houring at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (QzkSJ)

234 The butt man thinks highways are racist
Aren't most of them black already?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (IHyjr)

235 Yeah, straight up money laundering operation.. like Jose is going to get a check for close to a million

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (/6GbT)

236 Joe has probably put Hunter in charge of sex trafficking in his administration. A new cabinet post.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

237 "No opinion" on this one can only mean: "Disapprove, but worry that it might be racist."

These are future Shy Trump Voters.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (sGnvY)

238 I think Biden was probably always a rather combative person, but now he seems to be at the state with dementia where he snaps at almost everything. I have a dear friend who has dementia and sometimes he's fine, but he can get irritable if you ask him if he wants a dessert or any other thing that hits him the wrong way. I guess the only response for Team Biden is to have no questions from the press at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (ueGNX)

239 The illegals will get a gift certificate to Starbucks. ACLU will collect $800M.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (OalnH)

240 60.

Precisely. A Honduran peasants kid hits the lotto by being 'lost' in America. In Honduras hes gonna die of Rickets or something dumb.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yacking up coof at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (TRGyz)

241 The problem is the amount. I mean its probably 50k per kid up to a maximum of 450k or some weird thing like that but still, its ridiculous. People are sitting at home going I got 2k from the government and they get 450?? For sneaking over the border??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (KZzsI)
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As reported by the WSJ, it was up to $450,000 per person. Theoretically a "family" of four could get $1,800,000.

Posted by: Revenant at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (wsx8x)

242 234 The butt man thinks highways are racist
Aren't most of them black already?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (IHyjr)


Snowtires in chains, y'all!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

243 People are sitting at home going I got 2k from the government and they get 450?? For sneaking over the border??

What "people" are you referring to? They've no idea what's going on. The actual number of voting public aware is in the tens of thousands.

As if "voting" matters... but that's another issue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (BFigT)

244 Literally Biden-Hitler is so disgusting and so corrupt, so I thank the lord above for Ron DeSantis. And, Ace too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (szbbg)

245 218 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

He was reassuring you ma'am.

Hell I am worth more dead if I punch out in the next 8 months than I will likely earn in my remaining years....

not a fun place to be.

God bless you and yours.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (Lzpvj)

246 OT, but some amusing news from Europe this afternoon. Nat Gas prices in Central Europe soar higher as temperatures drop and the main Russian Nat Gas Supply line appears to have been turned off. When asked about it, the Russians said "oops, did we do that? "

They promise to send someone to check out that complaint next week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (trdmm)

247 I almost paid $750,000 for a Jackson Pollack painting until I discovered it was just Biden's underwear.

Posted by: dri at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (T8So0)

248 My friends, it's lithium. Mexico has one of the largest reserves in the world. Right next door. What's a measly $450,000 of taxpayers' $$$ per head, compared to one of the largest lithium deposit in this hemisphere ? Especia=ally if you make electric cars mandatory . See where I am going with this ? Just like Ukraine and its coal.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (V13WU)

249 I think Biden was probably always a rather combative person, but now he seems to be at the state with dementia where he snaps at almost everything. I have a dear friend who has dementia and sometimes he's fine, but he can get irritable if you ask him if he wants a dessert or any other thing that hits him the wrong way. I guess the only response for Team Biden is to have no questions from the press at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (ueGNX)

```

One of the sweetest men we know developed dementia in his late 50s. His poor wife. He has a terrible temper, something he never once exhibited.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

250 One of my FL cousins voted TWICE for O'Barry.

She's been red pilled so hard she is one of those "cultists" for Trump, and says things about Biden that would get her a visit from the secret service.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
*********
You've got one interesting family.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

251 Isn't Bell's Palsy one of the side effects of the shot?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (ueGNX)

252 228 When we have the presidency, the Senate, the House, the governorships of 49 states as well as their legislatures, we may decide to think about forming a working group to think about stopping these plans that harm Americans.

Send money.
Posted by: GOP at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (iydjf)

____

And then we'll say LOLGF

Posted by: SCOTUS at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (OalnH)

253 As reported by the WSJ, it was up to $450,000 per person. Theoretically a "family" of four could get $1,800,000.
Posted by: Revenant at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (wsx8x)

Each one in the family was separated from each of the other three in the family. So that's $450k * 4 * 3 = $5.4m

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

254 NO, it's $450,000 PER PERSON. Not an amalgam of people.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 08, 2021 06:16 PM (ZZK0E)


I have heard a max of $1M per family. Which means of course all of those extended families will scatter like roaches for a few months. But I really doubt they'd think too hard about it and just throw everybody a half mil and act like Oprah putting envelopes under everybody's chairs.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (wAnMi)

255 232 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

god forbid we all see him with half his face drooping from the HARMLESS PURE WONDERFUL booster!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)


This means Newsom is Democrat Presidential Timber, just like Mindless Joe!

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

256 For the record, I don't think they're trying. I think this is just what happens when clueless incompetent idealogues are asked to actually do a serious job in public. They are exposed for the empty suits that they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:06 PM (trdmm)


What is that Gell-Mann amnesia effect thing? You know, you read an article about something you know about, and everything is wrong, and then you turn the page and they are telling a story about something else and you go, oh, that's interesting.

Apply to the courts.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (mbFEM)

257 God bless you and yours.

Posted by: sven at November 08, 2021 06:20 PM (Lzpvj)

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God bless you, dear. Please take care of yourself.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

258 89 20 million illegals shout out in unison

"I lost my baby!!!!"
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yacking up coof
____________

I think it's "Losing My Baby." It was a Paul Anka song.

Posted by: Furious George at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (9vQJW)

259 I think lots of illegals would gladly lose a child for $450,000. Maybe not their child, but a child.
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)


They get paid once by the traffickers, and then paid again by the FedGov. It is like being paid twice for the same kid.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (P9T5R)

260 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

god forbid we all see him with half his face drooping from the HARMLESS PURE WONDERFUL booster!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)

seriously?

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

261 People are focusing on the giveaway, they should also focus on what Bidet and his cronies are getting in return.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (V13WU)

262 From cartels.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (V13WU)

263 >> 232 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

Perhaps polio Mitch can give him some comfort and advice.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (2xGy+)

264 according to Steve Kirsch:

"You are 1,533 times more likely to get Bells Palsy after the COVID vaccines than any other vaccine."

he has some source who says that Gavin got bells palsy right after his booster so has to stay out of sight

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (j9HX3)

265 This will not be popular, especially with our people of color.
Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (DHpuK)


____

Can we stop with this please? People of color give no fucks about this. They want white to pay and pay dearly. If a few illegals get in on the fun, oh well.

Dems have had an open border policy for decades and people of color still vote 80%+ Dem. So just stop with this wishful thinking.

Posted by: SCOTUS at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (OalnH)

266 She's been red pilled so hard she is one of those "cultists" for Trump, and says things about Biden that would get her a visit from the secret service.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
*********
You've got one interesting family.
Posted by: redridinghood

Enough oysters will do that

Posted by: Miklos, a mother of a shucker at November 08, 2021 06:23 PM (QzkSJ)

267 The pipeline Biden is thinking of closing supplies 55% of Michigan's propane needs. Fortunately it can't be closed without Canada's approval, per treaty, so at least that will add a bureaucratic layer to the battle.

Whitmer and Hitler-Biden are some kind of special crazy if they think people won't freeze.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (szbbg)

268 Give them all $1,000 each and a 500 pound shipping allowance and a ticket to the place they came from or any place that offers them permanent asylum IF AND ONLY IF they voluntarily sign over any rights to ever remain, return, or claim any rights and privileges including US residence or citizenship for themselves, their parents, and their children.

That is the only deal we should ever offer. And if we catch them and deport them? They get Nothing, Nada, Zilch.

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (Z32m1)

269 Anyone have any idea at all what the legal basis for this "compensation" is? They have to be relying on something, no matter how tenuous.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (YFAIE)

It's just like the song - FEEEELINGS, whoa whoa-ooa-ooa FEEELINGS.

and they say everything Trump did and ordered was criminal. No proof needed and you're a RAsCIST CRIMINAL if you think there is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (trdmm)

270 Off SCOTUS sock.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (OalnH)

271 Fun thread about Polish border

https://9gag.com/gag/apgoVzD#comment

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (Ymyz3)

272 They have to be relying on something, no matter how tenuous.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (YFAIE)


lol!

Oh, wait, you are serious.

LOLLLL!!!!!

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (mbFEM)

273 Useless commentary but I should have started advocating for 100,000 citizens to block all roads about 25 miles from the border and turned these mutherfuckers around.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (tAR7I)

274 My name es Nacho Weaselo. My family es missing from me! Large payment por favor!
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2021 06:14 PM (0IeYL)


Ahhh. Si. From the Mormon Stake in Juarez? 10 kids si?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (axyOa)

275 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.
god forbid we all see him with half his face drooping from the HARMLESS PURE WONDERFUL booster!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)


He has to stay hidden or he will spend half of his public time declaring "Id ish naw a shdtrowg, weally, trushd me"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (P9T5R)

276 I got Bell's Palsy when I had chickenpox as a teenager.

(They said a pock in my ear got swollen enough to pinch a nerve. Noticed it coming on when I couldn't close one side of my mouth tightly enough to use a straw.)

Anyway: it was harmless, but an embarrassing look. There's no way Newsom would show his face with half his fake smile drooping.

Or he might be dead.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (sGnvY)

277 I'm old enough to remember the polite, Roberts Rules of Order during the last administration. Straight shooters all around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (XSRBF)

278 You've got one interesting family.
Posted by: redridinghood

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My FL family are warm, fun people who would fit right in at a MoMe.

My husband's family are woke progs. They're "interesting."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

279 273 Useless commentary but I should have started advocating for 100,000 citizens to block all roads about 25 miles from the border and turned these mutherfuckers around.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (tAR7I)

I would not be a bit surprised if they mobilized the military and fired upon such roadblocks. Not surprised in the slightest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (6FeV1)

280 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

Thank you, Simone.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (mbFEM)

281 Polio Mitch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (kBuGL)

282
Ahhh. Si. From the Mormon Stake in Juarez? 10 kids si?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 06:25 PM (axyOa)
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Si! Si!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (0IeYL)

283 In Honduras hes gonna die of Rickets or something dumb.

If this deluge is allowed to continue, he's gonna die of something nasty here, too. Third-world diseases respect no borders.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (Xrfse)

284 How is this little matter of the $450k per illegal any more or less insane than anything else the Biden Administration is doing?
It's not.
We are drinking from a fire hose of sewage, every day, all day.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (jTmQV)

285 Gov Newsom, he ain't faking,

Whole lotta drooping going on.

Posted by: Bell's Palsy at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

286 When this policy was announced my brother-in-law bounced off of the couch did a double tour en l'air and sat down. This will not be popular, especially with our people of color.

When this passes, people aren't going to like it only because they aren't getting their "fair share" of shwag.
The fact that this is constitutionally, federally and fiscally insane will matter not at all.

So prepare yourself for reparations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (2JVJo)

287 Shit Status -- Overflowing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (F0YaR)

288 Jane, how is your eye doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (tAR7I)

289 I hear Germany imported a bunch of natural gas consumers for some inscrutable reason.

Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (taPSh)

290 I have to give credit to the Progs for claiming, during the Trump Admin, that the DoJ must be totally independent from the President's control and influence.
Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2021 06:18 PM (AMIL/)

This serious retardedness started during Nixon - the DOJ is completely under the control of the Executive Branch - the President dictates what it pursues with regards to prosecutorial precedents - period. It was only suggested that it ought to have independence if the Executive Branch was got up in something illegal from the 70's on ...nothing here has anything to do with that.

But Bill Hemmer is a complete imbecile, so no push back from reporters that have zero knowledge of anything that is before them...God, these people are stupider than a lump of dirt!

Posted by: Boswell at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (5iUNf)

291 >>We are drinking from a fire hose of sewage, every day, all day.

Posted by: gourmand du jour


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (XSRBF)

292 One of the sweetest men we know developed dementia in his late 50s. His poor wife. He has a terrible temper, something he never once exhibited.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:21 PM (ptqGC)


My mother used to be a sweet little thing - although she would never forget if she was crossed. But always very proper in society. First thing I noticed was outbursts - saying the quiet part out loud - like really loud. Observations of people I can't repeat. It got worse. Embarrassing. And she'd just sit and steam and hate and hate - fixating on it. Luckily, I was the target most of the time. Finally the sundowners went from bizarre activity at night to straight up attacking people for any reason. A little 100 lb 4' 10" thing who was wheelchair bound could suddenly get up, light across a room and try to scratch a nurse's eyes out. Crazy ain't the right word.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (wAnMi)

293 Speaking of horribly corrupt Mexican governments....

Season 3 of Narcos Mexico kinda sucks. Not sure what happened but Seasons 1 and 2 rocked. 3 is blegh. Different writers maybe?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (OalnH)

294 Now that DOJ has announced that they are settling, not contesting, and the freaking President of the United States has said you DESERVE compensation, I expect the payouts to be real and spectacular.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (mbFEM)

295 >281 Polio Mitch?

A young McConnell developed polio paralysis in his legs. So he claims.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (2xGy+)

296 Whitmer and Hitler-Biden are some kind of special crazy if they think people won't freeze.
====

Sounds like a public health emergency to me....

Lockdown, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Wretched Shitmer at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (iydjf)

297 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.


I am going to keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (IHyjr)

298 Separated from your child? No problem! Please pick up your reparation funding at the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (+xGNi)

299 I do have to wonder why no one involved in this scandal thought for a single second that it might be backfire.

I mean, what do these politicos get out of a handful of illegals getting a cash settlement?

I could easily see a dozen Democrats in Congress losing their election over this one issue. This thing has gone wide and the non-political people are noticing. Its like the exclamation point on the border problem.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (H7KpM)

300 I Think M T-G was trolling AOC

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (2JoB8)

301 My name es Nacho Weaselo. My family es missing from me! Large payment por favor!
Posted by: Weasel

Bidinero stole and sniffed the children!

Posted by: beloved Abuelita Miklosa at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (QzkSJ)

302 If Biden will be paying illegal alien criminals for harms due to US policy, will the Biden Regime be making Jackpot Payouts to Americans raped, killed, injured, maimed or crippled by illegal aliens it allows to remain in the country?

If not, why not? Seems to me that murders, rapes, and the permanent injuries inflicted by drunk drivers are far worse harms caused by US government policies than kids being separated from their parents for a few hours or days...


Spot on, Ace.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (Agr8U)

303 >>Anyone have any idea at all what the legal basis for this "compensation" is? They have to be relying on something, no matter how tenuous.

The same legal basis Comey used to not charge Hillary. No reasonable prosecutor would take the case because they would lose.

The DOJ is effectively saying the illegals who are suing the US would beat them and so it's cheaper not fight but to just settle. And you should be thankful they are saving you money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

304 Hey, Ben Had. Sucks bigly. I keep seeing spiders running across my keyboard and even my dinner plate, and now I have squiggly worms, white flashes, and a dark shadow that keeps creeping up on me on my left side.

Other than that, I'm great!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

305 297 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.

I am going to keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:28 PM (IHyjr)

Well at least one of you can.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (6FeV1)

306 Huh. Looked up Bell's Palsy. So it mimics one of the tells for a stroke? Or is that the name of the condition when you have a stroke and lose facial control?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (kBuGL)

307 The Gringo Took by Baby!
- said in aussie spanish accent

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (r5BVk)

308 Blago other than they are on a roll, have the entire media not only covering for them but pushing them .

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

309 Notice something that nobody is talking about these days? Afghanistan. It was the biggest military clusterfuck in decades, and a few months later nobody remembers. This is why the junta doesn't give a fuck. They know there will be a new shiny object in no time and nobody will remember about this either.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:30 PM (OalnH)

310 These po' chirrun will wind up with only 20K after it goes through the bureaucratic sluices.

Posted by: Fool Otto at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (DB16e)

311 Oh hey, the travel ban is lifted. That's great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (kBuGL)

312 I also enjoyed the "outrageous behavior" of the previous administration. Apparently enforcing the law is outrageous.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (XSRBF)

313

Whitler in MI secured her reelection yesterday by signing Tax Free Tampons.

Because that's tops on everyone's list of issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (eYpD3)

314 Has Fartin' Joe already brought up the fact that he knows what it's like to lose a child? Wipes a tear, passes loud moist fart, as he mouths the word "Beau"

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (C52RM)

315 >>I Think M T-G was trolling AOC

Touches nose with finger.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

316 Whitmer and Hitler-Biden are some kind of special crazy if they think people won't freeze.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2021 06:24 PM (szbbg)


t hey may not care, they may think it will guarantee a win next election, they may be trying to create a distraction away from a serious problem.
It may be "stray voltage" event in trying to divert pent up bad feeling after two years of autocratic economic punishment backed up by massive shortages of goods and insane medical mandates.
it could be a sacrifice moment to give "the subjects" the belief that they can win.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (P9T5R)

317 So prepare yourself for reparations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (2JVJo)


My wife was offered a Pigford settlement. All she had to do was fill out the paperwork and tell a little white lie. She declined. Left 50K on the table, bless her heart.

Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (PoAy9)

318 Any half decent lawyer should be able to defeat class certification which would make the plaintiffs sue one by one. The potential payout would drop wildly and the individual warts on all of the plaintiffs (criminal trespassing, etc.) would keep most cases from ever getting to trial.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

319 and now I have squiggly worms, white flashes, and a dark shadow that keeps creeping up on me on my left side.

Other than that, I'm great!
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

well as far as the dark shadow constantly creeping up on you, I always thought everyone had that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (trdmm)

320 My mother used to be a sweet little thing - although she would never forget if she was crossed. But always very proper in society. First thing I noticed was outbursts - saying the quiet part out loud - like really loud. Observations of people I can't repeat. It got worse. Embarrassing. And she'd just sit and steam and hate and hate - fixating on it. Luckily, I was the target most of the time. Finally the sundowners went from bizarre activity at night to straight up attacking people for any reason. A little 100 lb 4' 10" thing who was wheelchair bound could suddenly get up, light across a room and try to scratch a nurse's eyes out. Crazy ain't the right word.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:27 PM (wAnMi)

------

That is heartbreaking.

One of my best girlfriends developed early dementia (both her parents died of it in their 60s!) in her early 50s. No temper or anything, just forgot their two college aged sons. Her dear husband retired early to care for her. He's an angel.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

321 I know it's Biden, and everything he says is nonsense, but he said, "...whether they came here legally or illegally." WTF? Can someone check on that? Were there LEGAL immigrants who were separated from their children?

Posted by: Dave at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (mXUCw)

322 Pastor Jack Hibbs begins this three sermon study in one of the most challenging portions of Scripture. Here Apostle Paul presents his case in a series of arguments by way of questions and answers in the need of both Jew and Gentiles for salvation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGtSAXMUDAk

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (/Sj+M)

323 >>>Huh. Looked up Bell's Palsy. So it mimics one of the tells for a stroke? Or is that the name of the condition when you have a stroke and lose facial control?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I learned everything I know about Bell's Palsy from season one of Seinfeld.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (XSRBF)

324 37 If our DOJ is so inept they can't win a case against people who are in our country illegally then they aren't just criminally biased they are fucking incompetent.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
These suits are filed by the law firms the DOJ lawyers left to join the government, and who'll return to after they've scammed the go to for millions in fees to those law firms.

Sue and settle in the same filing.

Posted by: Inspector Closeau at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (FwSdb)

325 Has it been noted that Biden is telling businesses to IGNORE the courts on his jab mandate?! Unbelievable.

Posted by: lizabth at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (L3Rsz)

326
A little 100 lb 4' 10" thing who was wheelchair bound could suddenly get up, light across a room and try to scratch a nurse's eyes out. Crazy ain't the right word.

I've heard that a male relative of mine with dementia actually picked a nurse up off her feet and threw her against a wall.

It's a road Joe is going down and there's no coming back.

Fvck the enablers of this clown show.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (dQvv7)

327 I have been telling Capital wife for the last year, fuck the US dollar. I have been buying gold as fast as I can.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (2xGy+)

328 @84

>>Dana Perino got a new Vizsla puppy that made his debut on The Five.

Yeah, she's really broken up about Jasper, what has it been a month?

Her dogs are props.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (MtJd0)

329 The DOJ is effectively saying the illegals who are suing the US would beat them and so it's cheaper not fight but to just settle. And you should be thankful they are saving you money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)


Sue and settle is back, baby, bigger than ever. Literally.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (F0YaR)

330 well as far as the dark shadow constantly creeping up on you, I always thought everyone had that.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Indeed.

Posted by: Barnabas Collins at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Steve Kirsch is saying it's bells palsy with Newsom, so he will have to stay out of sight until he gets better.
god forbid we all see him with half his face drooping from the HARMLESS PURE WONDERFUL booster!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)


Who knows how long it's going to last if this really happened. If he was half a man (and he's not) he'd admit to it. I'd even respect him for it. Why for instance did he decline to drug his 12 year old daughter?

And that's the point. We need to stop calling it a vaccine, because as we know, it's not. It's a drug. An unknown drug. A drug they're trying to convince us to take for the rest of our lives. Fuck them. And if it's true about Newsom, fuck him too. I hope he staggers around like Handi-Man, twitching and slurring for the rest of his life.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (wAnMi)

332 Since they are being so snippy about it, you can bet that the number is $450K.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (r5BVk)

333 Shoulda added this: https://tinyurl.com/44vta7h5

Posted by: lizabth at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (L3Rsz)

334 309 Notice something that nobody is talking about these days? Afghanistan. It was the biggest military clusterfuck in decades, and a few months later nobody remembers. This is why the junta doesn't give a fuck. They know there will be a new shiny object in no time and nobody will remember about this either.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:30 PM (OalnH)

I think there's a difference between "everyone" and The MSM. People haven't forgotten, even if the MSM tries to pretend that they have. I mean we don't talk about it much here anymore, what's the point? But no one here has forgotten.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (trdmm)

335 Were there LEGAL immigrants who were separated from their children?
====

Of course not.

Weasel words to say those whose phony asylum demands were granted.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (iydjf)

336 Joe will vanish suddenly and permanently. The excuses will be creative.

Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (taPSh)

337 Fuck you and your "disrespectful questions you Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (7MBHe)

338 Dana Perino has never heard of adopting from a shelter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

339 249 I think Biden was probably always a rather combative person, but now he seems to be at the state with dementia where he snaps at almost everything. I have a dear friend who has dementia and sometimes he's fine, but he can get irritable if you ask him if he wants a dessert or any other thing that hits him the wrong way. I guess the only response for Team Biden is to have no questions from the press at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2021 06:19 PM (ueGNX)


Anger is Joe's comfort zone in public speaking and interactions with people. (He makes few verbal flubs when he's yelling us, such as his several angry speeches about the Afghan Bug-out.) But Joe's anger about "You lost your child!" was a setup. After the Junta got Joe properly programmed about the $450K scam, they told him to call on the Fox reporter on Saturday. They confidently bet he'd ask about the confusion on the subject between Joe and the WH Press Office. So Joe was prepared to bark at the Fox guy on TV, portraying everyone who opposes a cash payout as a heartless immigrant-hating Trump-lover. Biden delivered his ANGRY lines well.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

340 >>>Shoulda added this: https://tinyurl.com/44vta7h5

Posted by: lizabth


Absolute lawlessness.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (XSRBF)

341 Huh. Looked up Bell's Palsy. So it mimics one of the tells for a stroke? Or is that the name of the condition when you have a stroke and lose facial control?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:29 PM (kBuGL)


Bell's looks like a stroke but only the nerves to the face on once side are affected.
However, since Covid inoculation injuries include both auto-immune and blood clotting reactions, who knows. It could be a stroke, they lie about it and hope it clears up, it could be damage to the nerves like MS, but localized. It could also be a temporary break that will be healed.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (P9T5R)

342 336 Joe will vanish suddenly and permanently. The excuses will be creative.
Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (taPSh)


He'll be united with Newsom . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

343 Surprise, black people. Your replacements are being purchased.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (Xpj5t)

344 On the other hand, giving illegals close to 500k for coming over illegally and getting separated is probably as close to solving the issue of people coming here to have anchor babies as anyone in DC has proposed in ages.

Posted by: Bete at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (Ojki1)

345 This concert thing in Texas seems insane. Reminds you of... was that The Who in the 70's?

I have never been a huge fan of concerts for exactly this type of thing. Huge numbers of people. Not being able to move.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (kBuGL)

346 KSM gonna be filing a suit any day now.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (tAR7I)

347 307 Guy it did really happen

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (2JoB8)

348 Back in the early days (first heard him as a substitute talk radio host out of San Francisco in the early 90s), Michael Savage consistently made a couple of points:

. You don't have a country without borders, language, culture; and
. The only English illegals are taught before they get here is "ACLU! I wanna sue!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (9OOUj)

349 How in the fuck can this be legal?

State Street managers will have to ASK FOR PERMISSION to hire white men. A panel of non-white women will be the ones giving permission.

https://tinyurl.com/k6px22rb

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (OalnH)

350 My wife was offered a Pigford settlement. All she had to do was fill out the paperwork and tell a little white lie. She declined. Left 50K on the table, bless her heart.
Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (PoAy9)

Wow-Bless her. Stories like this give me faith in our country. It's so easy to think everyone's in it for themselves. Thanks for sharing this.

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

351

And then, the puppies hormones kicked in, and it started humping Dana's leg on air. Later she got an iguana.

Posted by: LOL at November 08, 2021 06:37 PM (oKb7q)

352 303 - But this would be a civil action so the "no reasonable prosecutor" thing wouldn't enter into it. They would have to be concluding that a jury would hit them with bigger damages than the proposed settlement, if it was on the up-and-up, which obviously it is not. Also, seems like they'd like nothing better than a jury awarding huge damages for a supposed Trump wrong, so that's another indication that this stinks.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 08, 2021 06:37 PM (YFAIE)

353

"That's nacho kid. That's MY kid!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

354 "The allegations cast new uncertainty on some past reporting on the dossier by news organizations, including The Washington Post."

"Some?" How much is "some past reporting?" 1%, 50%, 99.999%, all of it except the article date, the names on the bylines, and martinis and accolades these paragons of journalism were drunk on? By the end of 2017 it was reported that the wife of the FusionGPS founder stated he was behind the fake Russia story, and that Nellie Orr, the wife of DOJ official Bruce Orr was hired by FusionGPS. I can only speculate what Nellie and Bruce were up to when sharing breath mints during pillow talk. If I, a nobody citizen, with zero access anything beyond what I read, can sort this out, buying this lame excuse that "some past reports" by the WaPo and their media pals are now uncertain, that they were the victims of a vast left conspiracy of lies, is nothing but a big fat lie. They knew it was all a lie. For years. The damage these bastards did to the country is incalculable but that seems to be the point doesn't it.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (ESLBo)

355 Joe will vanish suddenly and permanently. The excuses will be creative.
Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:34 PM (taPSh)


He'll be united with Newsom . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And Kamala

Posted by: Miklos, trying to hum "Ebony and Ivory" at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

356 >>>State Street managers will have to ASK FOR PERMISSION to hire white men. A panel of non-white women will be the ones giving permission.

https://tinyurl.com/k6px22rb
Posted by: Joe XiDen


This is insane. RIP America. You did this to yourselves.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (XSRBF)

357 Huh. Looked up Bell's Palsy. So it mimics one of the tells for a stroke? Or is that the name of the condition when you have a stroke and lose facial control?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I learned about it 6 years ago when I was finally allowed to see my dog after separating. The ex hadn't noticed her eye had dried up and was turning white because she couldn't close it. And drooling. I took her to an acupuncture specialist, who actually got the nerve control back and her eye healed up. Then a friend got it - luckily it only affected him for a couple of months - but it was scary. Droopy face, slurred speech.

I've heard this is one of the known side effects of this crap, and the more you take of course the better the chances. Why are they all of a sudden saying strokes are normal for kids? EVIL.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (wAnMi)

358 351 And then, the puppies hormones kicked in, and it started humping Dana's leg on air. Later she got an iguana.
Posted by: LOL at November 08, 2021 06:37 PM (oKb7q)


"Oooh. HOT!"

Anita Dunn, The Gorn LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (s2VJv)

359
Posted by: Barnabas Collins at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM

(Dark Shadows) Yup, yup, yup... I couldn't remember the name. My sister, who is now a strident leftist doxing her own neighbors, loved that show, while I couldn't tolerate more then a minute.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (dQvv7)

360 Just another sad-sack commie trying to fake her way into the "mainstream" enough to get some money and support. Plus, why does everybody think she's attractive? All these swooners say she looks like Demi Moore. Put on your glasses, folks. Her head looks like a moon crater. If she resembles a celebrity, it's less Demi Moore and more Ace Frehley.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 08, 2021 06:07 PM (lNHqD)

Tulsi Gabbard is a VERY evil woman. People need to learn to not trust her ever for any reason.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (CdZ4i)

361 https://directorblue.blogspot.com/2021/11/
top-20-tweets-from-badblue-tonight_7.html

See a young Senator Sundowner on getting out of Afghanistan
There are maybe thousands still trapped there.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (2JoB8)

362 355 Posted by: Miklos, trying to hum "Ebony and Ivory" at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)


Seriously, Newsom's been gone for like 10 days. Dead or fjord-pining?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (s2VJv)

363 Bell's Palsy: A condition that causes temporary weakness or paralysis of the muscles in the face. It causes paralysis on one side of the face, drooping face, headache, loss of taste, increased sensitivity to sound, dry eye and dry mouth.

Hmm. Now where have I read those symptoms before? *taps chin*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (4I/2K)

364 279 I would not be a bit surprised if they mobilized the military and fired upon such roadblocks. Not surprised in the slightest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:26 PM (6FeV1)
--------------------------

This is the wild card in all of this. This, or a similar situation, will almost certainly happen in the near future. The question is whether the troops obey the order to fire, or refuse. At that point, we know for sure what we are up against.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (lNHqD)

365 People got bitched up about Trump because of what the news and social media was telling them.

People are getting bitched up about Biden because of real shit happening in their real lives: Job losses due to incoherent and absurd handling of COVID. Loved ones dying, and dying alone, due to evil governors' feckless dictates. Companies failing or severely struggling due to the supply chain debacle. The veil being pulled wide open on the debauched circus that is Public Education. This isn't "Trump's a doodyhead because he said blah blah blah", this is "Oh, shit, Honey, what are we actually going to do now?" They don't need news to know that shit is going very bad, very fast.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (6FeV1)

366 338 Dana Perino has never heard of adopting from a shelter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:35 PM (ptqGC)


It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks, like finding and eating the hidden peanut butter. IYKWIM. It's best to train them young. Don't ask how I know.

Posted by: Ghost of Jasper at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (AMIL/)

367 SFGate is reporting that Newsom left for Hawaii so suddenly and unexpectedly, nobody knows who is acting mayor. Apparently Newsom's staff submitted a letter to the Board of Supervisors designating Carmen Chu as acting mayor, but Newsom didn't sign that letter.

https://bit.ly/3qpgG89

Posted by: bonhomme at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

368 Miklos, try using the castanets.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (tAR7I)

369 356 >>>State Street managers will have to ASK FOR PERMISSION to hire white men. A panel of non-white women will be the ones giving permission.

https://tinyurl.com/k6px22rb
Posted by: Joe XiDen


This is insane. RIP America. You did this to yourselves.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2021 06:38 PM (XSRBF)

___

I look forward to seeing State Street collapse with Shaniqua and La'Trell running things.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (OalnH)

370 349 How in the fuck can this be legal?

State Street managers will have to ASK FOR PERMISSION to hire white men. A panel of non-white women will be the ones giving permission.

https://tinyurl.com/k6px22rb
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (OalnH)

What in the fuck? Does not exactly sound like equal protection under the law, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (kBuGL)

371 Polling Is Toxic, 67% Disapproving, 56% Strongly Disapproving

Alternate update headline: 33% of Americans still willfully identify as members of brain dead death cult..

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (9OOUj)

372 Jabbed to Death

@chhardman
Alex Jones is saying his sources have told him Newsom is very very sick.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (7/1Wu)

373 WTF? Can someone check on that? Were there LEGAL immigrants who were separated from their children?
Posted by: Dave at November 08, 2021 06:32 PM (mXUCw)


Narrator: He was lying.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:41 PM (mbFEM)

374
This is the wild card in all of this. This, or a similar situation, will almost certainly happen in the near future. The question is whether the troops obey the order to fire, or refuse. At that point, we know for sure what we are up against.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (lNHqD)

--------

Enough of them will. Those who don't will find their tenure in the Armed Forces is over. Perhaps in a very unpleasant way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2021 06:41 PM (/KPLX)

375 Polling Is Toxic, 67% Disapproving, 56% Strongly Disapproving

Just about 100% of WASPs in places where the city stretches as far as they can see still would rather eat a turd than say Lets Go Brandon. So fuel must get more expensive, and shelves must get empty, until the New England WASPs let go.

Thats how this shit works.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 08, 2021 06:41 PM (OG7NC)

376 Seriously, Newsom's been gone for like 10 days. Dead or fjord-pining?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"a fine specimen of a California Blue...."

Posted by: Miklos, in best Michael Palin voice at November 08, 2021 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

377 See a young Senator Sundowner on getting out of Afghanistan
There are maybe thousands still trapped there.
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:39 PM (2JoB


No worries.
The ones who survive and get out of there will get a settlement too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa)

378 37 If our DOJ is so inept they can't win a case against people who are in our country illegally then they aren't just criminally biased they are fucking incompetent.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)


I have this mental image of Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane saying "Durham's gonna get them Duke boys THIS time!"

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (mbFEM)

379 Alex Jones is saying his sources have told him Newsom is very very sick.
====

Oh, what a shame.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (iydjf)

380 It would take some Ross Perot type to buy paid programming on TV to get real information out to LIVs these days. And the Perot stand-in would have had to bought the programming under the guise of selling granite stone skillets or something and then substitute the footage of Joe stuttering through his climate speech and so on on the sly.

Theoretically the internet was going to stop the media from embargoing information and its true that the facts CAN be found out now. But FB, twitter youtube do a pretty good job of distracting LIVs with free pics of cuteness whilst taking down posts on inconvenient facts.

Posted by: PaleRider, still in the basket of deplorables at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (3cGpq)

381 Hitting supply chain issues and omg food bank supplies are dropping!

What the fuck do you expect? Your pals are intentionally wrecking the system.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (kBuGL)

382 State Street managers will have to ASK FOR PERMISSION to hire white men. A panel of non-white women will be the ones giving permission.

https://tinyurl.com/k6px22rb
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (OalnH)

Sexual and Racial Discrimination Law suit.... incoming.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

383 367 SFGate is reporting that Newsom left for Hawaii so suddenly and unexpectedly, nobody knows who is acting mayor. Apparently Newsom's staff submitted a letter to the Board of Supervisors designating Carmen Chu as acting mayor, but Newsom didn't sign that letter.

https://bit.ly/3qpgG89
Posted by: bonhomme at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

Mayor? Newsome is governor.
That article is from 2009.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

384
Seriously, if Newsom is critically ill - as in blood clots - let alone dead, this destroys the Vaccine mandate agitprop.

He will be put into a car and shoved off a cliff and voila! Tragic car accident.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (s2VJv)

385 "I mean, at some point, we cannot with a straight face say that parents are willing to separate from a child for a dollar amount."
* * *
You can say it with whatever kind of facial expression you want, but the fact is that many of these illegal aliens were selling or renting their kids to cartels, neighbors, strangers, etc., for use in crossing the U.S. border illegally.

And ALL of these illegal aliens, every damn one of them, whether they brought their kids to the border themselves or allowed someone else to do it, deliberately and knowingly put their kids in danger of things that were a lot worse than being temporarily separated by having the kids put in a U.S. facility while their identity was confirmed, as their parents illegally brought them across the U.S. border.
None of them should be getting one damn dime from U.S. taxpayers.

And these f*cking collusive lawsuit "settlements" between leftist government bureaucrats and leftist outfits like the ACLU (and environmental groups, etc.) need to be stopped. They are ripping off taxpayers for billions of dollars, and have been for years.
Congress needs to get off its lazy ass and stop this wholesale theft and abuse!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (k4dH2)

386 If Newsom really developed Bell's Palsy he could be in for long haul. Could last months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (IHyjr)

387
Biden: They lost their CHILD! Their CHILD! Do you understand? Should I dumb it down so even you can get it? Why can't you keep up with me? You're so stupid!

*Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

Who did that? Who did that? It was you wasn't it, the one who asked, the, the thing!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (CLLzU)

388 There are a lot of good kinds of Ace, but if I were ordering off a menu, I'd order Ace En Fuego, like we've been seeing lately.

Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (R+A4V)

389 Miklos, try using the castanets.
Posted by: Ben Had

Marleen does that, I play the spoons

Posted by: Miklos, Mr. Hootenanny Hisself at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)

390 I know it happened Skip and for good reason, but I was doing a Seinfeld takeoff. Also it first happened under Obama and Biden, but yet only those under Trump are eligible for the largesse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (r5BVk)

391 379 Alex Jones is saying his sources have told him Newsom is very very sick.

Oh, what a shame.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (iydjf)

So, this counts as GOD's recall?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (oHd/0)

392 Seriously, Newsom's been gone for like 10 days. Dead or fjord-pining?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Suffering, one hopes

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (YZG/i)

393 >>But this would be a civil action so the "no reasonable prosecutor" thing wouldn't enter into it. They would have to be concluding that a jury would hit them with bigger damages than the proposed settlement, if it was on the up-and-up, which obviously it is not. Also, seems like they'd like nothing better than a jury awarding huge damages for a supposed Trump wrong, so that's another indication that this stinks.

I don't want to unduly alarm you but our government including our DOJ is corrupt.

Comey had no business concluding they would lose to Hillary and Obama had no business concluding that we would not prevail against Iran for the money they said we owed them. But they did it.

This is just what they do now until we stop them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

394 Mayor? Newsome is governor.
That article is from 2009.
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

Forget it, Tami, he's rolling.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (6FeV1)

395 If you trust the government with your children...and punish me for not following your suit is about the most violent situation you could create.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (CwAXE)

396 Sexual and Racial Discrimination Law suit.... incoming.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

___

LOL

Posted by: Legal System Dominated by the Left at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (OalnH)

397 JJ Sefton: call it Toonces Syndrome.

BTW, I saw your book at Amazon. Excellent! I added it to my books wish list.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

398
Biden:

*hits reporter across face with umbrella*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (CLLzU)

399
@chhardman
Alex Jones is saying his sources have told him Newsom is very very sick.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM


Alex Jones is a very dependable source.

Posted by: Said No One at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (dQvv7)

400 388 There are a lot of good kinds of Ace, but if I were ordering off a menu, I'd order Ace En Fuego, like we've been seeing lately.
Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (R+A4V)


Cut copy and paste the Tom Nichols obituary from Friday. That is just an instant classic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (s2VJv)

401 Yeah, sorry for the absence, I had a bad reaction to the va...why are you pointing that gun at my head?

(whispered conversation)

I just felt like taking a vacation.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (R+A4V)

402 386 If Newsom really developed Bell's Palsy he could be in for long haul. Could last months
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (IHyjr)

Poster child for the Covid Vaccine!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

403 BREAKING NEWS: California Governor Gavin Newsom has issued a one-word press release:

"Rosebud!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

404 Seriously, if Newsom is critically ill - as in blood clots - let alone dead, this destroys the Vaccine mandate agitprop.
===

One would think so, but I doubt it.

"Not related. Totally safe and effective!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (iydjf)

405 He will be put into a car and shoved off a cliff and voila! Tragic car accident.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (s2VJv)

That was Idi Amin's old trick.

Shoot a Bishop then drag him out to a car and next thing you know he died in a car accident.

Idi was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

406 Imagine if DeathSantis disappeared for a week. You'd have every "reporter" in the country screaming for answers.

Newsom disappears....eh, whatchagonnado?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (OalnH)

407 397 JJ Sefton: call it Toonces Syndrome.

BTW, I saw your book at Amazon. Excellent! I added it to my books wish list.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

Cheers. Tell all your friends and neighbors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (s2VJv)

408 Polling is toxic (duh!)...so that just means they'll do as much as possible "quietly."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (sVtYq)

409 Polling Is Toxic, 67% Disapproving, 56% Strongly Disapproving
Alternate update headline: 33% of Americans still willfully identify as members of brain dead death cult..
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 06:40 PM (9OOUj)


It is not December yet

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (P9T5R)

410 Back in the early days (first heard him as a substitute talk radio host out of San Francisco in the early 90s), Michael Savage consistently made a couple of points:
. You don't have a country without borders, language, culture; and
. The only English illegals are taught before they get here is "ACLU! I wanna sue!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 06:36 PM (9OOUj)


Savage was great in the 90's and early 2000's after he was syndicated. Then he sort of lost it, especially recently. He finally got me to tune out for shitting on Rush regarding his cancer. I'm guessing 2/3 of his audience felt the same way as he got taken off the air across the country soon after.

He was right about language, borders, culture. I'm sick to death of TV commercials coming on all in Spanish. Seriously, WTAF? So many companies to boycott, so little time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (wAnMi)

411 Two days from now though, Newsom will show up at a Press Conference.

"I want to assure everyone that I am fine and doing great. Now let's get back to making Califor-- Califor--"

*(face plate falls off and sparks fly from head and torso; falls over)*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

412 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:42 PM (IHyjr).

That was a factor for me to get the shingles vaccine. Knew a couple of people who got Bell's Palsy as a shingles side effect and others who had the lingering burning itching. I had not heard of Palsy as a possible vaccine side effect.

Posted by: PaleRider, still in the basket of deplorables at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (3cGpq)

413 Get your Booster Shot today!

Posted by: The Missing Governor of CA after his booster shot at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (r5BVk)

414 Tulsis got more spine than 90% of the GOP. Yeah, she isn't a conservative - I don't really remember her pretending to be one. She's an avowed leftist Democrat, but she's not a toadie. I wouldn't want her on her side because she's very explicitly not on our side - but she's one of a handful of politicians I wouldn't bash with a crowbar the second I saw them.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (aDgwG)

415 405 Idi was ahead of his time.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (R/m4+)


Had more brain capacity with Stage 10 syphilis than Biden has right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (s2VJv)

416 If our DOJ is so inept they can't win a case against people who are in our country illegally then they aren't just criminally biased they are fucking incompetent.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)


Jesus Jack - keep this shit up - and you'll start making fun of Steiner.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (OG7NC)

417 This is just what they do now until we stop them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2021 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Yup. PDT tried, look what happened to him. Sigh
We will never succeed while we play by the rules and they don't?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (IHyjr)

418 Oh good heavens! *clutches pretend pearls*

I hope Gov. Hairdo isn't so sick his vax mandate isn't accepted willy nilly in CA.

*releases imaginary clutched pearls and reaches for Tito's*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

419 JJ, I hope in the next few years to publish something myself at Amazon. We shall see.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)

420 nood



melting

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (Mlkm4)

421 Cheers. Tell all your friends and neighbors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

For an Additional Fee, are autographed copies available?

Posted by: Miklos, who got books he ain't even read yet at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

422 You know your Iguana is humping my leg?

Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (taPSh)

423 Imagine if DeathSantis disappeared for a week. You'd have every "reporter" in the country screaming for answers.
Newsom disappears....eh, whatchagonnado?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (OalnH)


He's "hiking the Appalachian Trail" with Psaki.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (P9T5R)

424 How in the fuck can this be legal?

Legality is an evil white man's construct. *hic* Stay safe.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (Xrfse)

425 411 Two days from now though, Newsom will show up at a Press Conference.

"I want to assure everyone that I am fine and doing great. Now let's get back to making Califor-- Califor--"

*(face plate falls off and sparks fly from head and torso; falls over)*
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2021 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

It'll be a video interview...

Good Morning Governor, how are you feeling today....

I... I.. I... am feeling very w....w....well, thank you...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

426 Good early evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (mD/uy)

427 Nood. Woke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (kBuGL)

428 Ah, shades of the "Where's Melania" questioning.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (tAR7I)

429 421 Cheers. Tell all your friends and neighbors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

For an Additional Fee, are autographed copies available?
Posted by: Miklos, who got books he ain't even read yet at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)


Hmm....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (s2VJv)

430 @406

>>Imagine if DeathSantis disappeared for a week. You'd have every "reporter" in the country screaming for answers.

Fairly confident their are informants and spies embedded at every level of DeSantis's inner and outer circle.

That even talk about the amount of press that is on the DeSantis beat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2021 06:47 PM (MtJd0)

431 Seriously, if Newsom is critically ill - as in blood clots - let alone dead, this destroys the Vaccine mandate agitprop.
===

One would think so, but I doubt it.

"Not related. Totally safe and effective!"
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2021 06:45 PM (iydjf)


You know though - he's definitely got the Captain Pike hair, doesn't he?

BEEP - BEEP...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 08, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

432 Nood leftists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2021 06:48 PM (0ryfU)

433 nood


also very grey and boxy

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2021 06:48 PM (Mlkm4)

434 Does Bell's Palsy make Gruesome look less like a slimy asshole?

No? Didn't think so.

Posted by: four seasons at November 08, 2021 06:48 PM (tPC7s)

435 A diverse (anti-White) administration is providing the exact results any sane person would have thought it would.

DISASTER-MISERY-DEATH

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 08, 2021 06:48 PM (iDcra)

436 Mayor? Newsome is governor.
That article is from 2009.
Posted by: Tami


Dammit! Sorry guys.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 08, 2021 06:49 PM (YYlyE)

437 In the near future:
Shuffling Off This Mortal Coil for Dummies.

Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2021 06:49 PM (taPSh)

438 37 If our DOJ is so inept they can't win a case against people who are in our country illegally then they aren't just criminally biased they are fucking incompetent.
____________

The DOJ isn't trying to win.

They WANT to make these huge settlements to the illegals. It's not as if there is anybody at DOJ actually representing the interests of U.S. citizens and/or taxpayers in this matter. They don't give a damn how much of our money they piss away. The bigger the pay-outs, the better as far as the DOJ is concerned. Then they get to make a faux virtue-signaling public announcement about how they settled these claims for the horrible wrongs done to the innocent "immigrant" families who were treated so terribly by the raaaaaacist and evil Trump.

This is collusion between the leftist DOJ and the leftist ACLU, which is "representing" the illegal aliens (probably for at least 40% of the take).

It's a massive rip-off of American taxpayers, another lefty "wealth re-distribution" scam.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2021 06:50 PM (k4dH2)

439 I almost paid $750,000 for a Jackson Pollack painting until I discovered it was just Biden's underwear.


"Hell, I can paint that good"
--Hunter Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2021 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

440 Gruesome on his dying breath will claim the Fake Vax is safe after a blood clot puts him down. Kinda wish it would, he was another evil governor sending Covid into the nursing homes.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB8)

441 >>Dana Perino got a new Vizsla puppy that made his debut on The Five.
Yeah, she's really broken up about Jasper, what has it been a month?
Her dogs are props.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2021 06:33 PM (MtJd0)


What the...

It's a dog. And dogs, depending on the breed and if you take good care of them, will live between 8-18 years of age. It's a simple fact of life.

And dogs aren't human beings, you don't need to go prancing around in black, weeping with agony. You can, if you wish, but that's just nuts.
I loved the dogs I've owned but when they get old and die, I get a new one. Why? Cuz I like dogs.

I may not be a Perino fan but I applaud her buying a new dog and letting it into her "pack" and life. Dogs and humans - it's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2021 06:55 PM (5NkmN)

442 $450.000 you say?

Me no habla, Senor!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 08, 2021 07:00 PM (Ndje9)

443 Biden and the big payout to "separated" illegals. US law may require this but the amount being tossed around, $450K per person, is disproportionate to the harm, there is more at afoot here. My sense is it fits nicely in a Cloward-Piven strategy if that is what afoot means. As I understand the CP strategy the steps to success include overwhelming a nation's resources until everything fails and once that is out of the way the UniParty, in our case, would be free to save everyone from the disaster they created by taking over 100% and all that means. So far this year we have seen the borders tossed wide open with the costs of supporting all these illegals yet to come, unchecked inflation, supply chain problems, artificial energy shortages, spending that will bankrupt the country and create a high degree of dependency by the public on the government, pushing racial strife with CRT and vaccine mandates that create social division. $450k is chump change if one is out to further outrage and demoralize actual citizens. Eventually all this sounds stop sounding like the flow of events and more like somebody is executing on a strategy.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 08, 2021 07:09 PM (ESLBo)

444 I've heard it claimed that States supersede OSHA (but not a lawyer and don't know), so this may apply in your state as well -- from earlier today:

Garret Lewis
@GarretLewis

The ICA, Industrial Commission of Arizona, say businesses in Arizona do not have to follow Biden and OSHA's vaccine mandate. OSHA gave the ICA the authority to make our own safety rules in 1974. And no media is reporting this because they don't want you to know this.

[Published ICA statement attached]


https://tinyurl.com/tfsvcv8w

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 08, 2021 07:51 PM (UhpBx)

445 Biden probably think they actually lost the children, as opposed to thr children being separated because if they were housed with adults they would probably be raped and kidnapped by the other illegals.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2021 08:24 PM (sRo/T)

446 Calling Biden a senile nasty old half wit is an insult to all the other halfwits out there. In fact in England they'd call Sleepy Joe a Fuckwit--and they'd be right.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 08, 2021 08:43 PM (cn6vO)

447 Only 67% oppose free money to border crossers? We're screwed.

Posted by: FatAlbert at November 08, 2021 10:44 PM (3b35n)

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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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