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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alexandre Cabanel
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 09:30 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (MCe9d)
Looks more like "Girth of Venus" to me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (XB6+k)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: dingbat at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (Xd2Cp)
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Venus is a Wine Mom at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (Q5roH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2021 09:31 AM
Roomy.
Posted by: H. Lecter at November 18, 2021 09:32 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (flINI)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (2graF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (0ryfU)
Fire and Brimstone burning out villages verses Flying babies with harps.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (txdEq)
What a beautiful painting!
The curly hair of those children is so alluring. Look like it smells wonderful!
They probably want to rub my leg hair too.
*tries to crawl into painting as though through a window*
*drools*
*sharts*
Posted by: President Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:34 AM
Merde.
Posted by: Millions of French women at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (m+jkK)
She needs some sun. Looks a bit pasty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (2graF)
________
Irish
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Voter theater. at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream not a poet at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (B0mGw)
https://youtu.be/d4-1ASpdT1Y
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
My mind went to Homer Simpson...
https://youtu.be/T-2VGJPOJVA
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Bert G at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (kSO3j)
who was very nice
THE END
Posted by: banana Dream not a poet at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (h/pNJ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)
That, or that America will soon, just like Venus, have gone completely tits up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (sX1BW)
I can imagine this painting taking six months, refreshing that fresh... look on her face three times a day.
Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)
She's got it. Yeah, baby, she's got it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Obligatory at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (ESjRY)
Thanks! Now I need to replace my keyboard and refill my coffee.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (0X6/9)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 09:38 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (WsdF0)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Bilwick at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (mgUwc)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Vulcan at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021
***
Fair skin was then a mark of the upper class. Elites didn't have to work in the sun. Tanned skin was a mark of laborers. (I wish it still was like this in our society.) Gods were the ultimate in upper class/elite, so painters went with the pale look.
Plus, IMO, fair fair skin makes her look even more naked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (x9BW5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 09:40 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 18, 2021 09:40 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
I would imagine she's a pretty good depiction of the girl lounging on his couch when he painted that. I'll also bet she's got some kind of badonkadonk on those hips!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:40 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 09:40 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 09:40 AM (CYnTg)
Me thinks a certain cob has something on his mind.
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (x9BW5)
_________
It's Skinny Dipping Week
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Me thinks a certain cob has something on his mind.
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (x9BW5)
He's a really big fan of the C
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hawkpilot
She could personally tutor me on...well, just about any topic she feels informed on.
Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Presumably they were traveling to Greece to see what the locals looked like.
It also isn't clear what ancient greeks looked like - there has been a lot of immigration/conquest in the area since classical greece. Alexander of Macedon, for example, was supposedly blonde.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (ESjRY)
There once was a goddess named Venus
A regular love-making genius
There was nothing finer
Than her silky vaginer
Aren't you glad that I didn't say penis?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (5NkmN)
Me thinks a certain cob has something on his mind.
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM
Seafood?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at November 18, 2021 09:42 AM (UHVv4)
who was very nice
THE END
Posted by: banana Dream not a poet at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (h/pNJ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
She left the man from Nantucket to his own devices.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:42 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2021
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Gods and goddesses don't contract human infections. People can catch things from gods, though; see all the stories in the Greek myths about male gods like Zeus siring children on beautiful human women. (Were there ever stories about human males siring a child on Aphrodite or even one of the lesser female deities?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (WsdF0)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (8erNz)
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And then Stalin would have taken over Western Europe a few centuries later.
You don't fuck with time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
And yet somehow, we as a people decided that tits -on-a-stick was somehow sexy instead.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021
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Well, she was born from the sea foam, after all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (txdEq)
next you'll claim there were stories about Golden Showers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: lineal descendants of the Ringling brothers at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (f56my)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (z9npv)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (WsdF0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The original storyline of Jason and the Argonauts.
Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2021 09:45 AM (vd8XM)
-- pedos, pedos, and more pedos
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
That's what they said in Kenosha. Can't fire a gun into a crowd without hitting nothing but pedo's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (0ryfU)
Me thinks a certain cob has something on his mind.
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM
Well, better than the Good Ship Venus:
https://youtu.be/KY3TZaJ1V9Y
(there's never a bad time to post this, once girl is off to school I'm gonna be blasting this in the house...)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (8erNz)
I thought it was something you got at the state fair. Typically deep fried.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (BFigT)
Me thinks a certain cob has something on his mind.
Posted by: fluffy at November 18, 2021 09:39 AM (x9BW5)
He's a really big fan of the C
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:41 AM (6FeV1)
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Ask any mermaid you happen to see ...
"What's the best Venus?"
"Venus of the C."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (txdEq)
In some versions of the the myth of Narcissus, he was the child of a goddess and human.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (8erNz)
My question is, if renaissance males in art are chiselled because life then was harder, why do renaissance females in art look like they have no muscle tone what so ever?
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (GuvvI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:46 AM (UHVv4)
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It meant there was a non-zero chance you fucked a god.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:43 AM (8erNz)
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Every one of them should be socking Captain Nemo. Because you know they're going down.
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021
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next you'll claim there were stories about Golden Showers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021
***
Didn't Zeus visit one human female who'd caught his eye while disguised as a shower of gold coins? Not Leda and the swan business, or Europa and Zeus-as-bull; wasn't there another one with coins?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (txdEq)
.....
And nothing about the gender-fluid Hermaphrodite either.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (7F9te)
nah....I'm thinking more along the line of that former Spice Girl, married to the sports ball dood.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (taPSh)
Lucas Eclectic God of Darkness
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)
Got involved with Michelina, Goddess of Tyres.
Had 2 kids: Spare and the little skinny one, Emergency Spare.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (2graF)
It's been amazing how no one who ever comes to grief in the nastiness is ever someone you'd want near your family.
We have created a culture of people that need to be scraped up with bulldozers, packed into some of those empty containers, and gotten rid of.
And I say this as a somewhat imperfect human myself.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (8erNz)
nah....I'm thinking more along the line of that former Spice Girl, married to the sports ball dood.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (3D/fK)
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How posh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (JUcCg)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Biden A Practicing Catholic at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (XB6+k)
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (yPDRi)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM
I see no carpet at all.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Ahem, look at any of Michaelangelo's women. Okay, he only ever painted men some of which had breasts. In medieval society, the only women with muscle tone were peasants, explaining some of the fascination with gypsies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (evAgx)
Earthquake (4.0) near New Madrid (Williamsville, MO) last night at around 9 pm.
Didn't feel anything in my AO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs0fd6MvJrI
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (JuZEe)
And yet somehow, we as a people decided that tits -on-a-stick was somehow sexy instead.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:44 AM (3D/fK)
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My theory is it was the "male" fashion designers demanding the heroin-chic look in their models (i.e. androgyny).
That, the boomer lust for youth, and the the other boomer lust for youth (the apparent rise of the pedophile class who want their women to look like young prepubescents).
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (H5elZ)
>>I've heard...(slinks out of thread)
Right around the corner from my office when I worked there.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (GuvvI)
aka, when irish girls sunbathe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (8D42x)
You'll notice that with the BLM martyrs as well.
I'm actually shocked how few innocent people cops are shooting.
Dogs are apparently a different matter though.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 09:51 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera
It's called the clap, Jerry.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 09:51 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: 496
I think the USN ditched the idea of the flapping tongue on the sail because it created too much acoustic racket when submerging.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:51 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM
This painting is drapey.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (f56my)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021
*
aka, when irish girls sunbathe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021
***
It's OK. I got sunglasses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (txdEq)
That's my guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Venus needs some of that SPF 5000.
I'll put it on her. Yes, it's true - I'm a giver.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
nah....I'm thinking more along the line of that former Spice Girl, married to the sports ball dood.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:48 AM (3D/fK)
mmmm ginger spice. (yeah, i know she's the other one)
now i'm torn between some good Thai food for lunch and dreams of Geri Halliwell...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (U1eOr)
Achilles was the son of Thetis, a nereid or sea nymph, and Peleus, the king of the Mymidons.
That's the closest I can think of right now.
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
https://youtu.be/aXI7E3-MEMM
Venus's backstory was retconned a couple of times. In the pilot, Andy describes him as "The number one night-time DJ in New Orleans."
Later, Venus was supposely a teacher in New Orleans who worked part-time as a DJ. Unlikely, given the hours, and the fact that part-time DJ's would never be "number one" in their market.
And at the same time that he was teaching and DJ'ing either full or part time, he was also fighting in Vietnam. Dude got around.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Zeus at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM
I see no carpet at all.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (ftFVW)
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WHY ARE YOU HAIR-SHAMING WOMEN? Venus should be bald -- the epitome of beauty!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: Plague rat at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (Bwq3v)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (7F9te)
LOL! There was an episode of Futurama where they traveled to a Fantasy World, and the character Hermes became Hermaphroditey.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (evAgx)
The president suggested to Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Chair Lina Khan that the regulatory agency should "immediately" initiate a review of the alleged practice of needlessly hiking gasoline prices, according to the letter posted on Twitter by White House spokesperson Vedant Patel.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
That's the closest I can think of right now.
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021
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But the Myrmidons had originally been ants, hence their name. Ewwww . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021
*
aka, when irish girls sunbathe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021
***
It's OK. I got sunglasses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (txdEq)
Gondor has lit the beacon!!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (ESjRY)
The president suggested to Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Chair Lina Khan that the regulatory agency should "immediately" initiate a review of the alleged practice of needlessly hiking gasoline prices, according to the letter posted on Twitter by White House spokesperson Vedant Patel.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
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It's so weird that Democrats keep having these problems with greedy oil companies but Republicans don't. Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
knocking me out with those milky thighs
Posted by: AC\DC at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Renaissance art, and Traditionalism really, is about the ideal. Men are manly and women are feminine. Beauty is the standard and perfection is the goal. Women were soft, weak, demure, effeminate, motherly or virginal, submissive, etc. In classical Greece, Aphrodite was the ideal woman. In the Renaissance, that was recovered mixed with Mary's traits. This work seems to go back to the more Greco-Roman idea.
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: zombie Kernighan & zombie Ritchie at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
That's the closest I can think of right now.
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
When you're King, you get all the nymphs.
It's good to be King.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (evAgx)
Not crazy about the lack of color, but this contrast does in fact center the gaze
Posted by: Wooly Bully aka cicero kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (TRGyz)
That's the closest I can think of right now.
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021
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So the Myrmidons existed before Achilles, and they became his personal army when he was grown because their king had been his father? Hm. It's always who you're related to, isn't it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (txdEq)
Invalidating yet another false statement by the Rittenhouse prosecution.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (GuvvI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
That was covered by the Beatles -
Golden Showers
Once there was a waaaaay, to get back homeward. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (Q5roH)
Posted by: Joe Biden A Practicing Catholic at November 18, 2021 09:49 AM (2xGy+)
Like baby powder and spoiled milk.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Zeus at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM (h/pNJ)
Perry?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:55 AM (8D42x)
The president suggested to Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Chair Lina Khan that the regulatory agency should "immediately" initiate a review of the alleged practice of needlessly hiking gasoline prices, according to the letter posted on Twitter by White House spokesperson Vedant Patel.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
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It won't be long before my state's worthless senator Bernie is ranting about the damned speculators driving up the prices.
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (txdEq)
Bug fucking?
Nuts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Zeus
Let me know when you're playing a show locally, I want to revisit my twenties and I'm perhaps less inhibited about doing stupid things now than I was then.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:53 AM
Not shaming, just observing that we can't know if the carpet matches the drapes since the rug is out for cleaning.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (ftFVW)
The president suggested to Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Chair Lina Khan that the regulatory agency should "immediately" initiate a review of the alleged practice of needlessly hiking gasoline prices, according to the letter posted on Twitter by White House spokesperson Vedant Patel.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
they are trying their damnedest to kill oil aren't they?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Zeus at November 18, 2021
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No doubt at a cosplay convention?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)
I also like Venus' womanly figure as opposed to the pipe cleaner runway models and ubiquitous professional hard bodies so popular today.
Posted by: JTB at November 18, 2021 09:57 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Zeus at November 18, 2021
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No doubt at a cosplay convention?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)
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Nah. Tuesday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
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I thought it was code for punishing the innocent and rewarding the guilty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 09:57 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (U1eOr)
and hoarders and Kulaks oh my
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (2xGy+)
The classic greek style didn't have it so...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (ESjRY)
wasn't that backwards tho?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
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Oh, no. They renamed Uranus because scientists were tired of the jokes. It's now called Urrectum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (taPSh)
Shouldn't they have named it the planet 'Dirt'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (8D42x)
This isn't just "like" the return of Jimmy Carter - it's las though they are looking up the Jimmy Carter playbook and doing everything they possibly can to follow it, word for word.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
dirt?
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (GuvvI)
I thought it was something you got at the state fair. Typically deep fried.[\i]
Put the old cup-a-pizza guy right out of business...
Posted by: Navin Johnson at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (WsdF0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
LOL! Thanks, Professor Farnsworth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021
What will happen if they discover a trans-Plutonian planet or two? (Note how I set all of you up to make your jokes. I'm a giver for sure)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (WsdF0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (6FeV1)
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I don't care if he was a titan or a god - I'm still not going anywhere near Uranus.
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
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It is to laugh. They don't arbitrarily set price. There's a market, and that market is being moved by declining production as a result of Biden maladministration policies.
Hey, Joe? "Produce more even though I make it impossible to produce more profitably, and if you don't then you'll get the whip" is bad motivational strategy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (Bmy3R)
I've heard...(slinks out of thread)
I've been there. It's real and it's spectacular.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (ZGrMX)
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I'd imagine Hermaphrodite was the god/dess that blessed the capture of Greece by Xerxes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (7F9te)
I thought it was cause Steve and Blue kept singing about Uranus spinning on it's side.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 10:01 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM (U1eOr)
The worst of the gas giants....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:01 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SturmToddler
At this point everything is ablative. We're hoping they can't burn off enough of the country (which they are clearly trying to do) that if we can expel them in 2024 (and hopefully prosecute and investigate them with the entire DOJ budget) we can recover a country that we know CAN function.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:01 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 10:01 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (qpX6U)
OT, damn I love this place. Day four in hospital it's the only thing keeping me sane. Probably having front of foot cut off tomorrow. Whenever I mention Lou Groza I get blank stares.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
Achilles was the son of Thetis, a nereid or sea nymph, and Peleus, the king of the Mymidons.
That's the closest I can think of right now.
Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2021 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
Yes. Aeneas was the son of Venus by a Trojan prince. Julius Caesar and Augustus claimed decent from her. They built a temple to Venus Genetrix to emphasize their divine origins.
https://tinyurl.com/4pv4et3c
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:00 AM
Xerxes... famous for scissoring?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: P. P. Rubens at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
What about the afterbirth of Venus?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JoeXiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (lM5iX)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 09:56 AM (8D42x)
This isn't just "like" the return of Jimmy Carter - it's las though they are looking up the Jimmy Carter playbook and doing everything they possibly can to follow it, word for word.
Posted by: Tom Servo
The spirit of Jim Jones Peoples Temple is running California now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (2graF)
Srsly, remember those pantiless pics, in the limo? Britney has a weird-looking mish.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (Bmy3R)
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Is the cure cold beer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!
Make sure you get the inflection right, it's UUURth, like Jeremy Clarkson's GURRRmany.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (txdEq)
No wonder the Bee's having trouble outpacing the insanity of actual libs.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Hold My Montrachet at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (juH8z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (s2VJv)
The Nereids?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2021
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Today we call it seaweed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Brett at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (7tbEr)
I remember there was an attempt to see if ancient Romans might have come from Asia minor...and I thought the results were mixed - so it isn't clear. They were related to the Estrucans and the other Italics, but there might have been some Trojan DNA as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (ESjRY)
Yes I examined those photos very carefully.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (ftFVW)
Father of Xerox.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (AwYPR)
Does the menorah have fourteen arms to lower the curve?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 09:47 AM
Well, my grandfather sired two children on Aphrodite.*
*yes, one of the RMBS Yiayias' names was Aphrodite.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (m+jkK)
Jews for Mandated Indentifying Markers!
I hate this world.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (6eRlp)
It means we're fucked.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (6eRlp)
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There are worse places to be stuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
Those things are gross. At least I don't have to worry about THAT with Big Mike
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Saturn at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2021 10:05 AM (6eRlp)
Funny you mention that as Anthrax comes up on my playlist......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (h/pNJ)
Largest mountain in the solar system
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM (/6GbT)
Looks more like "Girth of Venus" to me!
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She's just roomy, as Hannibal Lecter would say.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM (k4dH2)
Or like Kelly Bundy:
"It's not wheat JERM, Dad. It's wheat GURM!"
"Thanks, Pumpkin"
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM
Stand back, everyone...I got this.
Posted by: The Rabbit at November 18, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK)
Guessing she would be thinner then 50-80% of modern Americans...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:07 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (txdEq)
Tellus on the Ara Pacis Augustae
https://tinyurl.com/2avuthku
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 10:07 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2021 10:07 AM (pNxlR)
?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 10:07 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (U1eOr)
So that's what they call menopause up there?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (2graF)
My left leaning LIV coworkers have started to make that comparison. Probably doesn't bode well for Biden...but I think he'll be exiting the scene in a year or so anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 496
Is he having trouble buying his FIFTH house ?
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 10:06 AM
Ahem. See me at 17.
Posted by: H. Lecter at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (ESjRY)
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And people thought he would drop trou in the Democratic Primaries and shit on the floor.
And yet here he is still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)
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With a wife like his, you'd want a few places to hide too!
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (U1eOr)
My theory is it was the "male" fashion designers demanding the heroin-chic look in their models (i.e. androgyny).
That, the boomer lust for youth, and the the other boomer lust for youth (the apparent rise of the pedophile class who want their women to look like young prepubescents).
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 09:50 AM (H5elZ)
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I've always suspected a whiff of pederasty among those who are attracted to "model" women who are built like 10 year old boys. Given the choice, I'd choose the more Rubenesque over the tits-on-a-stick or pretend-its-a-boy body types.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021
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Largest mountain in the solar system
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021
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Analog once ran a story about human colonists on Mars (actually convicted prisoners who'd been surgically altered to breathe the normal Martian atmosphere) who mount an expedition to climb Olympus Mons. I'll see if I can find out the title and author.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (txdEq)
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There are worse places to be stuck.
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Twins, Bazzle!
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
We'll fix that.
Posted by: Woke Ivy League Astronomy Profs at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: From That Time
Mention Tom Dempsey, they'll catch on. Best of luck! Pray everything goes well for you. Let us know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (B0mGw)
They'll say it's for environmental reasons, but in my opinion, they want their preferred alternative energy interest groups to dominate the market. So, they'll use the force of the federal government to dissolve the competition.
Posted by: Mainah at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (B+qrE)
"We're Having a Holiday Gathering. Are We Nuts?"
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (qpX6U)
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The NYT has been moving to appeal to younger progressives for a few years, so this is catering to their audience. Their audience are mentally ill retards who think that daddy government will fix everything and that covid is a death sentence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
LOL! Thanks, Professor Farnsworth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2021 09:59 AM (evAgx)
wrecked 'em hell, you nearly killed 'em...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (8D42x)
Srsly, remember those pantiless pics, in the limo? Britney has a weird-looking mish.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (Bmy3R)
AOSHQ Style Guide mandates "snizz" instead of "mish"
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (qpX6U)
Oh, NY Leftists. Still can't figure out that correlation is not causality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (ESjRY)
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It's a symptom of our relative wealth.
The poor can afford plenty, enough to make them hugely fat over the course of a lifetime. I'll take that over the poverty of the rest of history any day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (Bmy3R)
.....
My nephew is having an engagement party next week. He has requested that all in attendance have a negative COVID test.
His father will not be in attendance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (7F9te)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (m45I2)
I know you're not new here.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (mD/uy)
They look at a Norman Rockwell and see insanity.
These people haven't been healthy or sane for a very long time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (6FeV1)
That was a misprint. There will be *all* gynecology on this blog.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (ZGrMX)
Former Jet and Ram running back Zac Stacy has a domestic dispute.
https://bit.ly/3kP7I0e
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (FVME7)
FNM headlines in two weeks - another round of infections due to the unvaxxed in America's blue cities!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (ESjRY)
Well, yes, in general, but not for having a holiday gathering.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 18, 2021 10:09 AM (4I/2K)
Hourglass?? You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/vIqpseoHOkE
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Muldoon
The mish out front should have told you.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blago at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (HDr+z)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (UHVv4)
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Is the cure cold beer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 10:03 AM (FVME7)
only going to be cured once the leafs win The Cup...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021
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Not only pretty and sexy, but she projected a sense of fun as well, as if she'd enjoy a good laugh with you as well as a romp. (And let's face it, if you're not laughing sometimes in bed, you're doing it wrong.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (txdEq)
FNM headlines in two weeks - another round of infections due to the unvaxxed in America's blue cities!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:13 AM (ESjRY)
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It's gonna be hilarious when the stories of vaxxed people only eating Thanksgiving with other vaxxed people get covid.
It'll be even more hilarious when social media shuts these stories down as right wing misinformation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (B0mGw)
They'll say it's for environmental reasons, but in my opinion, they want their preferred alternative energy interest groups to dominate the market. So, they'll use the force of the federal government to dissolve the competition.
Posted by: Mainah at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (B+qrE)
An old political saying: Whatever they are talking about, they are talking about money.
Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Dirty Mike and The Boyz at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (8m1jA)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:04 AM (ESjRY)
The claims of the Aeneid should be taken with a huge dose of salt. Virgil was a total Octavian fanboy, and the Aeneid is Grade-A Augustinian propaganda. The Julians were a very old family in Rome, and the claim of Venusian decent was to prop up their blue-blood creds. It also helped after Octavian took over to then claim Julius a god, cuz he then became son of a god.
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (h/pNJ)
Yeah. Definitely pretty. And she could pull off the goddess aspects well. All about love but still pretty arrogant and full of herself at the same time.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:16 AM (G2zl5)
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You mean you are no longer obligated to eat a meal with people you don't really like anyway and don't have to listen to their insufferable leftism.
Sounds like a win.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 18, 2021 10:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021
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Yeah. Definitely pretty. And she could pull off the goddess aspects well. All about love but still pretty arrogant and full of herself at the same time.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021
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And with a cool name: Alexandra Tydings.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck
The Mishadventures of the Horde could have legs.
AoS authors - here's a prospective title for you all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (mD/uy)
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There are worse places to be stuck.
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Twins, Bazzle!
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (B0mGw)
is that before or after the spankings?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (8D42x)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I will be lingering over this art for a bit. Nice.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (6FeV1)
OT, damn I love this place. Day four in hospital it's the only thing keeping me sane. Probably having front of foot cut off tomorrow. Whenever I mention Lou Groza I get blank stares.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
Damn, sorry to hear that. Circulation problems?
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:14 AM (txdEq)
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There have been some humorous mishtakes...
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (U1eOr)
When they come down with covid, and get well and back to the office, laugh at them. Repeatedly. Stupidity should be mocked. Unmercifully.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (m45I2)
I'm not a gynecologist, but i play one in my shed...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Kris at November 18, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)
Slow down...I'm taking notes.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:11 AM (mZUr4)
I think that "pooter" is an alternative entry in the Style Guide.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (Bmy3R)
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There are worse places to be stuck.
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Twins, Bazzle!
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 10:10 AM (B0mGw)
is that before or after the spankings?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (8D42x)
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Around the time of the oral sex somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Muldoon
I didn't go to medical school but I'd be happy to take a look at it if you don't mind.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (mD/uy)
OT, damn I love this place. Day four in hospital it's the only thing keeping me sane. Probably having front of foot cut off tomorrow. Whenever I mention Lou Groza I get blank stares.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
A hospital? What is it?
Posted by: Elaine Dickinson at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Elaine Dickinson at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (4I/2K)
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It's a building with a lot of sick people, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
I never received an updated Guide.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:12 AM (Bmy3R)
I've seen Ace use "snizz" so I updated my own copy
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:20 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:20 AM (h/pNJ)
A little late to the party here, but I believe the correct adjectival form of "venus" is "venereal" but people don't use it because of other connotations.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 18, 2021 10:21 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)
And really just so many gorgeous women throughout the shows. And then the ladies also get a shirtless Karl Urban as Cupid.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021
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Yeah. Definitely pretty. And she could pull off the goddess aspects well. All about love but still pretty arrogant and full of herself at the same time.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021
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And with a cool name: Alexandra Tydings.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:17 AM (txdEq)
and a quick pic search means i'm going to have to have a longer picture search later. she's still smoking hot...
a quality "who dis" candidate imo...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: From That Time
Mention Tom Dempsey, they'll catch on. Best of luck! Pray everything goes well for you. Let us know.
Posted by: Tonypete
Seconded !
(mention Jack Dempsey, too.)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Billy Paul at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (aWZk0)
Kids In Cages Disguise Selves As BLM Rioters In Hopes Of Kamala Freeing Them
See the sock; great photo.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (UHVv4)
AmericAN, VenusiAN.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Bmy3R)
at_andrewbostom
1/ Pfizer failed to report 6 deaths of C19 vax recipients when it updated its clinical trial results in July. "From Dose 1 through the Mar 13, 2021 data cutoff date, there were a total of 38 deaths, 21 in the COMIRNATY group & 17 in the placebo group"
https://fda.gov/media/151733/download
7:11 PM - Nov 16, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3oK0cFb
URGENT: Pfizer failed to report six deaths of Covid vaccine recipients when it updated its clinical trial results in July - https://bit.ly/3qP6zJL
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Elaine Dickinson at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (4I/2K)
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It's a building with a lot of sick people, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
You forgot the part about nurses dancing on tiktok
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:24 AM (mZUr4)
That gives "One Last Caress" a new meaning!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (Bmy3R)
I saw the Mishfits on tour with the Cramps at Lollapalooza in Orlando in 92...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:24 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Doof
I seem to remember a New Years resolution to use "snizz " more often.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 10:24 AM (nVwSd)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 18, 2021 10:24 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (aWZk0)
Usually a scallop. This one must be an oyster shell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (6FeV1)
, what chance does a SaudI got?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (Q5roH)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (aWZk0)
Usually a scallop. This one must be an oyster shell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (6FeV1)
look for the pearl necklace?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Bananarama at November 18, 2021 10:26 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (8rX4S)
didn't Bush have a short set in between them?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Do5/p)
Eh, acceptable collateral damage.
Posted by: Your Betters at November 18, 2021 10:26 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2021 10:25 AM (6FeV1)
Abalogna would be nice.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 10:26 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)
And really just so many gorgeous women throughout the shows. And then the ladies also get a shirtless Karl Urban as Cupid.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM (G2zl5)
Yeah, it was all really perfect, and Bruce Campbell even as the thief. It was really excellent tv. And the end of screenwriters caring what a viewer like me wanted to see on tv.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:26 AM (h/pNJ)
When they come down with covid, and get well and back to the office, laugh at them. Repeatedly. Stupidity should be mocked. Unmercifully.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:18 AM
I would refer them to the recent LA Times article about the vaccine efficiency in California. Even with booster after booster it appears the best we can get to is 34% efficacy with covid "vaccines" at this point. Granted that's only one study, but with case counts rocketing upward in heavily vaccinated areas I suspect it's accurate.
And that could be trending even lower as more people move inside for winter.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 10:27 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 10:27 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:28 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:22 AM
Turtle Power! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNa2Fr6CA0E
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 10:28 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 10:23 AM (Do5/p)
Whoops! Clerical error, I'm sure
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:28 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:29 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (aWZk0)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021
***
"Mishty . . . I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:29 AM (2NHgQ)
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New evidence from the prosecution that should have been introduced before the trial begins that exonerates Kyle completely?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Did they deliver a pallet of bricks to the courtroom ?
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (aWZk0)
Ya got trouble,
Right here in River city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "V"
And that stands for Venus.
Posted by: Harold Hill, Gold Medal Class of Ought 5! at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) asked a federal judge on Nov. 15 to give it until the year 2076 to fully release the documents in its possession tied to the approval of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.
https://tinyurl.com/yk4mh4ep
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021
***
Urban also played Julius Caesar (a young Caesar, with hair) several times as well. Both series certainly played very fast and loose with history, suggesting Caesar was contemporary with ancient Troy, for example, but who cared, it was very well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 10:27 AM
You just described my social life. Thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:33 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
My live feed isn't doing anything. I wish I could hear.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:33 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 18, 2021 10:33 AM (XB6+k)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 18, 2021 10:33 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021
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I'd never heard that. Makes sense.
"Aphrodite" meant "sea foam" in Greek. Maybe "venus" originally meant something similar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:34 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:34 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:31 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:34 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Doof
My copy has more strike outs than Nolan Ryan.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:34 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (aWZk0)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
What it is ain't exactly clear
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM (txdEq)
David and Goliath as well. And hints of the north of Christ in a Christmas episode for both series.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: A. Walker, Mapper at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (/oLlM)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021
***
"Mishty . . . I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Mishty on the Roof. Oy vey!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (IQtP2)
Posted by: A dude in Mishigan at November 18, 2021 10:36 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Where are you seeing this? I have two live feeds up and there's nothing happening...and I can't find where Branca has said anything re the courtroom.
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:37 AM (cF8AT)
we got a mishuation, going on.
Posted by: Billy Paul at November 18, 2021
***
I been through the desert
With a mish with no name --
Posted by: America, ca. 1972 at November 18, 2021 10:37 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
What it is ain't exactly clear
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM
What's that sound?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:37 AM (m+jkK)
Zoroaster
Posted by: Anna Puma
I've always thought 'Zoroaster' would have been copyrighted by Ron Popeil...'the fastest way to cook chicken right' or something...
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:37 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (DMQdU)
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Will Aphrodite fix my sticky lifter?
Posted by: irright
Opa!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (MCe9d)
/Looks at you with crazy eyes
Posted by: Nietzsche at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
What it is ain't exactly clear
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM
What's that sound?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
There's a man with a gun over here
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (yBGSs)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 18, 2021 10:39 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:39 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:39 AM (DMQdU)
Zoroaster
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM (aWZk0)
Zarathustra (also spoke)
Posted by: Friedrich Nietzche at November 18, 2021 10:39 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:39 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:32 AM
As do we all.
Posted by: GAINZZ Threaders at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (a3Q+t)
https://bit.ly/3oDaS8p
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (G2zl5)
https://bit.ly/3oDaS8p
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (i0wNm)
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But is he vaxxed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof
My copy has more strike outs than Nolan Ryan.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:34 AM (MCe9d)
LOL
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (mZUr4)
But is he vaxxed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)
Sure hope he got his rabies shots
Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (87qwM)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (45fpk)
Paranoia runs deep...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:38 AM
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Into your mish it will creep
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (LkwyS)
https://bit.ly/3oDaS8p
Posted by: bonhomme
Forget it, bonhomme. It's Football.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
What it is ain't exactly clear
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM
What's that sound?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:37 AM (m+jkK)
A door closing, the bathroom on the right.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (4I/2K)
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Look. Sometimes we've all got to take a beating.
Posted by: ADA Perry Bacon at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM
Nailed it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)
Even if it doesn't work, the water might freeze the bricks into one big mess that's a little heavy to throw....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2021 10:42 AM (joJfO)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:42 AM (h/pNJ)
https://bit.ly/3oDaS8p
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (i0wNm)
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Ray Rice at November 18, 2021 10:42 AM (mZUr4)
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It's as though pro jocks have compromised morality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:42 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 09:51 AM (
Explains why the wenches in The View hate the Navy.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 10:42 AM (axyOa)
Its almost everyone in the infotainment industry.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:43 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:43 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:43 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM
Nailed it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (m+jkK)
Koodos! I've tried to get "400 children and the crops in the field" but always fail miserably.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:43 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2021 10:40 AM (i0wNm)
++++
Man, dude just kept going back for seconds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 18, 2021 10:43 AM (DU+/6)
Alexandra Tydings as a goodess
Well, she has been a vegan for 14 years. Got the arrogance down pat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
******
When this becomes the highlight of one's day it just may be time to step away from the keyboard momentarily.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Just want to make sure I have the approved narrative down.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021
***
Lemme guess. Mohammed was the guest character?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
What it is ain't exactly clear
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:35 AM
What's that sound?
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There's a man with a gun over ... oh shit, it is DA Binger again.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
How long have you been planning that?? Well done!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (mZUr4)
Calculating in a way.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (m45I2)
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It's not. I've got lower depths yet to mine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
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It's as though pro jocks have compromised morality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Sun sets in West Pope shits in woods, bears are Catholic...
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (8erNz)
OT, damn I love this place. Day four in hospital it's the only thing keeping me sane. Probably having front of foot cut off tomorrow. Whenever I mention Lou Groza I get blank stares.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
May all your nurses be sweet and attentive.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
*
Well, she has been a vegan for 14 years. Got the arrogance down pat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021
***
If I knew her intimately, I'd call her "Tydings of great joy"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (txdEq)
.....
He's a Vanderbilt man!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (7F9te)
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Look. Sometimes we've all got to take a beating.
Posted by: ADA Perry Bacon at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (sGnvY)
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Bitch was asking for it ...
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM
Golf Clap!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (bVYXr)
@thejimjams
Man dies after being hit in head with skateboard during fight in Santa Ana Starbucks - ABC7 Los Angeles
https://tinyurl.com/ygep4ylp
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
496 thanks for your regards, accepted. Long backstory not diabetes.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (H0Xq+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (txdEq)
It was that or some hindu thing, I forget exactly but one of those two things.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (m45I2)
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It's not. I've got lower depths yet to mine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Most men have to hide their porn from their wives. TJM has to hide his blog comments.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 10:28 AM
I always mess up some mundane detail.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:44 AM (u82oZ)
Heh. Good one, Salty.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (C7jzY)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (IUFR3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:29 AM (2NHgQ)
========
New evidence from the prosecution that should have been introduced before the trial begins that exonerates Kyle completely?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
it's new "evidence" only fresh from the persecution that will convict Kyle beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the defense never argued against, that the judge will decide MUST, in the interests of fairness to the incompetent and evil prosecutor, must be allowed into the record and for the jury to hear ONLY from the prosecutor exactly what it means and how it HAS to be interpreted
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (5CI2r)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/ygep4ylp
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM
Sometimes you just gotta take a beating.....
Posted by: DA Binger at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (bVYXr)
OT, damn I love this place. Day four in hospital it's the only thing keeping me sane. Probably having front of foot cut off tomorrow. Whenever I mention Lou Groza I get blank stares.
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:02 AM (H0Xq+)
wrong kicker...you want tom dempsey.
and i hope that you get to go home as lou groza.
***fingers crossed***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: DA Binger at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (bVYXr)
And boy is my prostate sore.
Posted by: flufferboy2004 at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 10:45 AM (7F9te)
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Chaz Bono is a Peterbilt man!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 10:47 AM (H5elZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (XSRBF)
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We've come a long way from the days when morons were successfully wooing moronettes in the comments.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (GcxM3)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon!
He doesn't have a peter anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (qpX6U)
We've come a long way from the days when morons were successfully wooing moronettes in the comments.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (sGnvY)
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10 year anniversary in T-minus 29 days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
I guess she must have asked him before that what he was thinking.
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (5iUNf)
Sad!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large
Which end?
I mean, if one carefully shaved it, carefully down to the follicles, with proper lubricants, then examined it, they even had microscopes, one might know.
I'll stop now before this gets too perverty.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:48 AM (XSRBF)
I think you mean SHE still doesn't have a peter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (Ez6QX)
Some sort of nautical trumpet?
Posted by: Just wondering at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (H0Xq+)
Yeah, kid in hs lost his toes to a disc plow on the farm...his nic? Toes.
Posted by: BignJames at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (AwYPR)
******
We've all been there. The dopamine hits start to lose intensity after repetition. But trust me, there is a way out.
Nicorette patches
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
our business management system at work has a numbering system to keep each departments documents separate. and someone HONESTLY thought it was a GOOD idea to make our quality department documents 404...
some days the jokes just write themselves...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (8D42x)
Nicorette patches
Posted by: Muldoon at November 18, 2021 10:49 AM (m45I2)
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I'm pretty sure heroin is where I'm going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: From That Time at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (H0Xq+)
https://tinyurl.com/5zptjn5u
Goes to LI
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (2NHgQ)
I have that open but there's nothing happening.
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Michael Bolton at November 18, 2021 10:46 AM (Do5/p)
Oh! Well this is not a mundane detail, Michael!
Posted by: Peter, Not Missing Work But Getting Promoted at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (4I/2K)
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Look. Sometimes we've all got to take a beating.
Posted by: ADA Perry Bacon at November 18, 2021 10:41 AM
He was brave enough to use his fists instead of a gun.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (Do5/p)
Could be a persimmon.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM
Oyster kind of a guy, myself, but whatever works for you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: From That Time
This is why we need an AOS Moron Prosthetics wing. A hand which has Victory Tits scrawled upon it, or a replacement leg with a Val-U-Rite bottle strapped to it.
Good luck, FTT. Hope everything goes well.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (XSRBF)
https://bit.ly/3oDaS8p
Posted by: bonhomme
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That is horrifying.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (/TcAL)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM (5iUNf)
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Apocalyptic.
Believe the infighting between POTUS and VP. It's real. Everyone's getting blamed for this catastrophe, and no one's coming out clean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Could be a persimmon.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM
Or an onion that one of them will tie to their belt like we used to do, that was the fashion then.
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (bVYXr)
Is this guy for real?
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM
He is literally going to be sub 30% soon. I didn't think he would go that low.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (45fpk)
Basing my posts on the commentary below the live feed. Happened to open the live feed just as the judge stood up and was caught by the camera.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM -
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Was he bangin his gavel?
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (ZSK0i)
Could be a persimmon.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM (45fpk)
Looks like a beaver to me.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (z5Vrg)
Damned animal should be put down immediately.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM (2NHgQ)
Ah ok.
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:51 AM
He is literally going to be sub 30% soon. I didn't think he would go that low.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (bVYXr)
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No Democrat president should poll below 40% ever. 45% is pushing it.
The media environment should prevent that, and the idea that a sudden change of who's on top of the mess that the Party has made of America in less than a year in power is nonsense. Doesn't mean they don't believe it, but it's still nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: From That Time
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[ponders Triumph Sprint R/S parked in the basement]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!
Full pelt ?
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (arJlL)
He'll blame it on CTE. Sympathetic stories to follow.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (bVYXr)
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Given that polls routinely oversample Dems, he probably already is that low.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
In the eyeball. AtC has instruction sheets.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2021 10:52 AM -
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Was he bangin his gavel?
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:53 AM (8rX4S)
phrasing?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS)
Presidential limbo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: A. Walker, Mapper at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (/oLlM)
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:50 AM (cF8AT)
The Guy Who Always Says Nothing is Happening now feels vindicated.
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus
Excellent!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM (OssQ4)
So, Lukashenko blinked.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (ZSK0i)
Nevermind that. Let's sing "Lift Every Voice" and put BLM on our helmets.
We're good, right?
Posted by: Roger Goodell at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (v0xyy)
The "elites" deliberately chose this future we are living in. Decision by decision. And just noe it sucks to be them. Because there are going to be casualties.
Meanwhile the AoS Horde members have predicted this since 2007. And have a earth-covered bunker filled with funny memes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Yep.
Seems that he's on the run.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (/TcAL)
Poland won. https://euobserver.com/tickers/153553
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021
***
Sounds like an old Don Adams routine. "A bunch of us were trying to decide whether to have a Halloween party, or invade Poland. Poland won."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses
You'd be surprised how many drop the charges after a long hospital stay. It's depressing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:57 AM (45fpk)
The "elites" deliberately chose this future we are living in. Decision by decision. And just noe it sucks to be them. Because there are going to be casualties.
Meanwhile the AoS Horde members have predicted this since 2007. And have a earth-covered bunker filled with funny memes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (u82oZ)
Meme scarcity will make us all billionaires.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 18, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:57 AM (arJlL)
The kicker is, just like all the other attackers, a violent career criminal. A thug with a long history of arrests, including arrests for things like beating up his girlfriend.
These are the "heros" the state says selflessly tried to "stop" the evil white supremacist, militia member, Trump supporter, KKK initiate, raaaaacist, "active shooter" Kyle Rittenhouse: pedophiles, violent anarchists, domestic abusers, thugs. Every damn one of them.
The lies about Kyle are just as vile and despicable as the lies about his attackers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Comma La at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (nxdel)
Baby momma is white.
Posted by: Nothing to see here at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (ESjRY)
When a woman loves a very fit man with lots of testosterone, and loves him very much ...
Testosterone and stupidity need a correlation chart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at November 18, 2021 10:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Shecky Green at November 18, 2021 10:59 AM (v0xyy)
Poland won. https://euobserver.com/tickers/153553
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 10:54 A
Nice. I will drink vodka this evening in their honor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 10:59 AM (m+jkK)
Never understand why women pick men like that.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at November 18, 2021 10:56 AM (qpX6U)
money?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 18, 2021 10:59 AM (8D42x)
GAETZ: "You know what? Kyle #Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern. We may reach out to him..."
https://tinyurl.com/yeqlzz9x
Posted by: Tami at November 18, 2021 10:59 AM (cF8AT)
The media environment should prevent that, and the idea that a sudden change of who's on top of the mess that the Party has made of America in less than a year in power is nonsense. Doesn't mean they don't believe it, but it's still nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 10:54 AM
Looking at the poll breakdown he is losing it completely with independents, and he still has some room to fall even further with them.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (MCe9d)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (v0xyy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM
And the Repubs in the Senate will confirm her. And the margin won't even be close.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (OssQ4)
Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM
And the Repubs in the Senate will confirm her. And the margin won't even be close.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2021 11:00 AM (m+jkK)
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I think this is one where the nomination just goes away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18, 2021 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 18, 2021 10:57 AM
Yep, my sister and her first husband. He would beat her regularly and she would never press charges. Took her some time to finally wise up and divorce the guy.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 11:01 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 18, 2021 11:01 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 11:02 AM (5iUNf)
He's got money and fame.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2021 10:58 AM
I bet she coyly asked him "So, is it true what they say about black men?"
I renounce myself.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 18, 2021 11:02 AM (OssQ4)
The media environment should prevent that, and the idea that a sudden change of who's on top of the mess that the Party has made of America in less than a year in power is nonsense. Doesn't mean they don't believe it, but it's still nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 18,
They treated Trump like he was the worst person to have ever existed in all of time and they could only get him to what? Like 45% at the worst and usually he stayed around 50%. Biden they blow with such skill that it makes Kamala jealous of their skills and they can't keep him from tanking.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2021 11:02 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: A. Walker, Mapper at November 18, 2021 10:55 AM (/oLlM)
No. But if she goes into a corn field maze she will be stalked.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 11:03 AM (axyOa)
Republicans Accused of Exacerbating Trucker Shortage By Electing One To the Senate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 18, 2021 11:05 AM (FVME7)
My wife went on a mission trip to the Philippines in the 90s. She said all the local girls would come up to her and say how fat and pale she was. (Pale is comparative, and she taught fitness classes, so she wasn't fat.) Took a while for her to realize they were complimenting her for not having the appearance of a commoner.
Posted by: red speck at November 18, 2021 11:09 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: MW at November 18, 2021 11:21 AM (u33s0)
Did not Clement Moore pen "A Visit from Saint Nicholas"?
Ought our counter offer be "A Visit from Saint Miklos"?
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