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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci [Bonus link in honor of Duncanthrax's suggestion from the ONT]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 09, 2021 09:30 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 09:30 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 09, 2021 09:30 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (zdpQZ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Make mine a double
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2021 09:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
Is he mad at us ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 09:32 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
Anyone got an ice pick? I need to clean my ears.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
L to R: John the Baptist, Mary, Jesus, an angel
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 09:34 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2021 09:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
You're trying to trick us into exclaiming "JESUS !"
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2021 09:34 AM (zdpQZ)
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Voter theater. at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
On tonight's very special episode, the part of the angel will be played by Meredith Baxter-Birney
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Who was Mary Elizabeth Jay-sus? I didn't know they had Mexicans in Israel.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (arJlL)
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The one with the halo
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (OyyDO)
John the Baptist was a redhead?
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:33 AM (OyyDO)
Obviously Jesus is the Rock!
ROCK ON JESUS
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (gWfA8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (txdEq)
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Same here.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Talk about having a Service that is Blessed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (RR8iF)
Thanks for letting me know. I'll be using that from here on out.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)
King David had red hair and Mary and Elizabeth both were of the House of David.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:38 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Ectld)
It's Raining Babies - a limerick
Baby after baby, out they popped!
It's gone too far. Another one just dropped!
Every minute on Earth
A woman gives birth
It's essential she be found. And somehow stopped.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (45fpk)
Bad story writing to explain that as Red Ridding Hood went to see Grandma the wolf crossed her path.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (0CuV9)
Posted by: dantesed
Don't know but it would explain a boatload of things, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Ectld)
She was Mary cousin. So their Moms or Dads were siblings.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:40 AM (yrol0)
Just think of them as handy teething rings.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021
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Once upon a time, Meredith was the spokeswoman for one of the $$$ shampoos, L'Oreal. She was one of the loveliest creatures on the planet, so it made sense.
So, fill me in on this family thing. I know John (later "The Baptist") was Jesus' cousin. Elizabeth was Mary's sister, and John's mother?
Family reunions and the High Holy Days must have been . . . interesting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (Bmy3R)
Not so secret now that you've told us!!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Russki at November 09, 2021 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)
Leonardo is a pimp. He never could have outfought Santino. But until this day I didn't know it was Raphael.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2021 09:42 AM (v7a63)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (RR8iF)
Jesus went to Egypt for many years. I do not know if John was under the same death threat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (EU//e)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (RR8iF)
You kiddin'? They're everywhere.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR)
Baby after baby, out they popped!
It's gone too far. Another one just dropped!
Every minute on Earth
A woman gives birth
It's essential she be found. And somehow stopped.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 09:39 AM (m45I2)
OK. But what about the MEN who give birth????? Whatcha got for them?????
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)
The link should be fixed.
Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: From That Time at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (qlcKc)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:36 AM (RR8iF)
Shimon Perez
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 09:43 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
As does Mary.
The only one without is the "actual" angel. She must be an imposter.
Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 09:44 AM (P1f+c)
The link should be fixed.
Thanks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021
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And so it is!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:44 AM (txdEq)
I understand, but being of the lineage of David doesn't necessarily make her of the tribe of Judah, depending on how things played out. And I'm not smart enough to explain the nuances of Jewish lineage, but I know there are some quirks.
Luke 1:5
There was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Ectld)
Stick with Kris, she knows everything!
It's a different version of the same scene.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:45 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: dingbat at November 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Xd2Cp)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 09:46 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2021 09:46 AM (FkR2T)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:46 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:37 AM (yrol0)
Where does that come from? I believe David was described as "ruddy" in Samuel - that doesn't mean he was a ginger.
I think red heads were as rare in the Middle East as they are today. I assume that everyone in the Bible looked like - a Middle Eastern Jew.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2021 09:46 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 09:47 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 09, 2021 09:48 AM (3duqG)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:41 AM (RR8iF)
We'll never know. The Gospel writers don't tell us, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (HabA/)
I think red heads were as rare in the Middle East as they are today. I assume that everyone in the Bible looked like - a Middle Eastern Jew.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2021 09:46 AM (HabA/)
I always assumed it meant red headed!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Looks like a 'Yes' album cover if 'Yes' did an album of Catholic hymns.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Especially saying Grace - "I am great, I am good. And we thank Me for our food. . . . . ."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (mD/uy)
If it weren't for the wings, the other female figure could be John's mother, since she's right by the child.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 09:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: judean peoples liberation front at November 09, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: red speck at November 09, 2021 09:50 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 09:51 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: dingbat at November 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Xd2Cp)
I have been assured it had the scent of roses. Very fine roses.
Posted by: The Art Critic at November 09, 2021 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:51 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: red speck at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (gS3OW)
I promise you I did not read your comment before I posted. I'm glad someone else noticed this.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (2DOZq)
YKWIM
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (fbHXO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021
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That dark patch to the right of Mary and above the angel's head? I thought that was just shadows among the rocks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:52 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 09, 2021 09:53 AM (w9Wax)
By Jack Zavada
Updated May 06, 2019
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:49 AM (yrol0)
Who knows what "ruddy" meant by Middle Eastern standards? All I can guess is that if David was a carrottop, it would have been exceedingly easy for Saul to find and kill him.
"Hey, did the red-haired guy come this way?" "Sure did. How'd he get his hair that color? Frightened my donkeys, he did."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2021 09:54 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 09:54 AM (2DOZq)
Don't recall if this was one, but obviously a pioneering artist who may have been the first (at least of such genius and renown) to integrate science with art.
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 09:54 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (fbHXO)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (CYnTg)
Time to head to the ferry. It's going to be a sleigh ride across the water!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (Oo8HA)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021
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We'll never know. The Gospel writers don't tell us, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2021
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Did Jeffrey Hunter -- or was it Max von Sydow? -- and Charlton Heston ever meet? (I forget which film had CH as John. Greatest Story Ever Told or King of Kings?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (txdEq)
A couple years ago, before the coof and when the museums were still open, the Carnegie Science Center down in Pittsburgh did a huge da Vinci exhibit for a couple weeks. There was some art (including at least one original), and they had constructed full-scale models of many of the devices he designed in his notebooks. Everything from battlefield tanks to water pumps to helicopters. He was a polymath and an amazing talent, one of those people who only come along every few centuries. Amazing stuff.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (lNHqD)
And the sixth seal was cracked, and a foul odour emanated from within, smelling of sulphur...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (RR8iF)
By Jack Zavada
Updated May 06, 2019
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 09:53 AM (u82oZ)
I always thought Jesus and John the Baptist were cousins.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 09, 2021 09:56 AM (9sa5h)
Anyway, the idea of the work might be then having one's own personal vision of Mary, and the introduction of her Son. She gently nudges John to Jesus. John is the Preparer of the Way, the angel protects and presents the Savior, who blesses the Baptist and his mission.
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
At least it's past 100 comments so I can gripe without fear.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 09, 2021 09:56 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (vOGqy)
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It's Windows' latest Blue Sheen of Death.
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 09:56 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021
Jesus lived in Egypt as a child. To get away from Herod.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 09:56 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (RR8iF)
It was roses! Roses. That was a very rude question, sir!
Posted by: Today's Administration Press Secretary at November 09, 2021 09:57 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021
*
Jesus lived in Egypt as a child. To get away from Herod.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021
***
More reasonable rent. Have you *seen* what they want for a 1-bedroom in Galilee? Oy vey!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)
And, when you walk, they scratch yer balls !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 09:35 AM (OyyDO)
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I'd just recalled and was going to mention this, Kris. Thanks!
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (cUUIs)
Can you hear the Republican outrage on Capital Hill? Well, can ya?
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (2xGy+)
All I can remember is Michael York as John the Baptist.
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (88xKn)
They called Leonardo di ser Piero "The Wal-Mart Da Vinci" for a reason.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: red speck
It's all of the drinks, but none of the fun ones.
"Virgin" is "without alcohol" in bartending lingo.
Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (2DOZq)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/484018/
Posted by: steevy
Do you have a License to Carry? Ever bought a hunting license? They know you. They don't care what you own, just who you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: rickb223
Mary, while pregnant with Jesus, visited Elizabeth, pregnant with John, is about as close to scripture as it gets. Luke 1:39-56
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 09:58 AM (2xGy+)
It's so loud even I can hear it!
Posted by: Helen Keller at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (2DOZq)
135 It's OK, I'm sure the hekp wore masks!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2021 08:28 AM (bDqIh)
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And a good portion of our population sees nothing wrong with the help being masked while the party goers are not.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 08:28 AM (2SdPm)
I waded through the Vogue photo essay chronicling the Getty heiresses' wedding to a "photographer." The usual excess, name-dropping, and deviancy-worshipping excrement, including the overly-botoxed and -filler enhanced females of a certain age, Pachamama dancer, and...Nancy Pelosi officiating. All in attendence were required to don masks when the Speaker entered.
Quite the contrast to the humble Mother of the Humble Saviour.
Posted by: Flyover at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (Rbu5d)
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They are. First cousins.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021
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Doesn't that mean that their mothers were siblings, not cousins themselves? That Elizabeth was Mary's sister?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Madonna at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (us2H3)
WTFO?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 10:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:01 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (zdpQZ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 09, 2021 10:00 AM (cSyAR)
I'm working on it. I'm working on it!
Posted by: Official CA Undertaker at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (F0YaR)
Last afternoon, she and 33 other preschoolers were learning the chicken dance.
So somewhere in town is a guy who gets 34 3-4 year olds to do the chicken dance. Puts some perspective on bad jobs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (u82oZ)
And the sixth seal was cracked, and a foul odour emanated from within, smelling of sulphur...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:55 AM (RR8iF)
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To augment Ace's Agincourt reference yesterday: "We few, we smelly few, we Brandon farters."
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jesus "At The Rocks" and is expected to pick up the tab at November 09, 2021 10:03 AM (xVB0A)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (RR8iF)
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This, exactly. Between countless official forms, banking records and even your social media posts and likes, they already have far more information on you than you can possibly imagine. Don't worry about getting "put on a list." If you're an American and you have a pulse, I guarantee you're already on several.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 10:04 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Jesus "At The Rocks" and is expected to pick up the tab at November 09, 2021 10:03 AM (xVB0A)
Wait, I have to pay for your drinks too???
Posted by: Number Two of Three at November 09, 2021 10:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Ok, I don't know where I got the first cousins, Luke 1 says they were cousins, unless I'm missing something, which could mean any number of separations. Or they could be first cousins and I'm missing the reference.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Da Vinci set up his works outside of a chariot shop on the corner and sold some of his stuff that way. He couldn't keep the black velvet Elvis paintings in stock.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (2DOZq)
The Biden administration is considering tapping into the nation's Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) to lower prices at the pump. Biden has even touted an "arsenal of tools" to deal with OPEC+ to boost crude output.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (0ryfU)
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Can you hear the Republican outrage on Capital Hill? Well, can ya?
They've (ATF) been doing this for years, maybe decades. Every so often, someone will sue them over it, win the suit, ATF will say "OK, we'll stop," and keep doing it.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 09, 2021 10:06 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:06 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:06 AM (o2MD2)
Don't take it for granite
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (0ryfU)
If only we had oil deposits of our own!
Posted by: Tejas at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (7bRMQ)
No. Reliable sources say that his face is so twisted and disfigured, like a corkscrew, from a bad jab reaction, he won't be seen in public for weeks/months.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (zdpQZ)
It's probably true, but the media lied about RBG as she was fading from cancer, so why believe them unless they can prove it?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (DF0Uw)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Banks know more about you than you do. They even know about you if you don't have an account with them.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (mD/uy)
The pedophiles at @ProjectLincoln need to stop talking about my children.
https://tinyurl.com/nbmf87yz
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (UHVv4)
If you hated Western Civ, and longed for the days of slaves and slave-owners, what would you do different than the Biden junta?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
It's probably true, but the media lied about RBG as she was fading from cancer, so why believe them unless they can prove it?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
If he were, there would be countless photos.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:09 AM (RR8iF)
I suspect there is significance to the way the rocks are drawn but don't know what it might be.
The effect on the viewer seeing it in person must be stunning.
Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 10:09 AM (7EjX1)
He thought they were chanting "Let go, Brandon."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 10:09 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (0ryfU)
You talk as if there is some sort of due process. You are behind the curve.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:09 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (CwAXE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:05 AM (0ryfU)
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Why don't they tap into the nation's Strategic Solar and Wind Reserve (SSWR) first? Why do they want to murder Mother Gaia even sooner?
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (cUUIs)
And take a little water stroll
Because they're cousins. Identical cousins...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (Bmy3R)
Has he considered not shutting down oil pipelines?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (UHVv4)
da Vinci knows his Schist
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (VxC1e)
He did. Camilla complained.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Biden at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (FkR2T)
We publish Governor DeSantis' official schedule every afternoon, 7 days a week. If we just didn't say anything about his whereabouts or activities for 11 days, the media would be in full meltdown mode. Even 2 days, for that matter.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (UHVv4)
And? She's not even a figurehead in her country. She's like the wife of the runner up to the figurehead.
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2021 10:02 AM (zdpQZ)
There's a picture of him at the wedding. The great thing about wearing a mask, is that if there were facial drooping due to Bell's Palsy, the mask would hide it.
From what I saw of this picture, although it's blurry, he looks ok.
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/FDtxIdhVIAItbna.jpg
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (EU//e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)
It should be John because of the garment he's wearing. John is depicted many times in a garment similar to this. I admit the staff is confusing. It could be a mix of his walking staff in the wilderness and a foreshadowing of his mission's focus--Jesus. He is also clearly submissive to the other child.
The other child is nude, and his hand gesture of blessing with three fingers represents the Trinity. I'm not going to say it never happened, but I don't remember anyone in art besides Jesus, God the Father, or a pope make this gesture.
Posted by: Kris at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (VxC1e)
We've been telling you that!!
Posted by: SJW Insect eating advocate at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Tejas at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (7bRMQ)
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Not to mention those icky high paying jobs that American do so they're not dependent on Mother Government.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (2SdPm)
I wonder if Robespierre's mom ever gave him a toy guillotine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (0ryfU)
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"This is America comrade, where you are presumed guilty until you prove your innocence! Bailiff, take him away to the Garland Archipelago. Next?"
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (cUUIs)
We publish Governor DeSantis' official schedule every afternoon, 7 days a week. If we just didn't say anything about his whereabouts or activities for 11 days, the media would be in full meltdown mode. Even 2 days, for that matter.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (UHVv4)
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Remember when Trump beat Melania so badly that she disappeared from public for a while?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (EU//e)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (2xGy+)
She likes it rough.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (cUUIs)
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Transportation Secretary Buttplug kindly requests that all Americans go outside every day at noon, drop their trousers and fart. We need to follow the example of our Dear Leader and get those wind reserves back up to capacity!
Secretary Buttplug will be, umm, spot-checking individuals on a random basis. Wear clean skivvies!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 10:14 AM (lNHqD)
Remember when Trump beat Melania so badly that she disappeared from public for a while?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Tater speculated on-air that Trump had *killed* her. On his program called "Reliable Sources." (spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Bmy3R)
The county was promptly sued by some outside "environmental" group.
A minimum of 10K jobs are now on hold, due to that idiocy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:14 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Gabriel Alon at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (TNYo7)
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (cUUIs)
You joke, but this is a good question for these eco- nuts. Ask them about building a reserve for their no oil future. The only solution would be a dirty energy stockpile they could convert to the blessed clean. Or batteries, really big batteries.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (DF0Uw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (2SdPm)
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Heh, I too got rickshaw-rolled ... rookie mistake.
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (cUUIs)
he also was in the first Dune movie
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (8DR0c)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (2SdPm)
Someone has to do the Dirty Jobs!
Posted by: Mike Rowe at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Windy here too. Lights are flickering. Wait! It seems to be code. Z.....O....D. That guy is everywhere.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (axyOa)
he also was in the first Dune movie
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
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Also a fan of Roy Orbison sung into a light.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:11 AM (0ryfU)
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*snort* Well played, CAT.
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (VxC1e)
8.6% inflation rate
No way Joe Manchin votes for BBB.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (8DR0c)
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Manchin won't vote for it because he got his grift passed in the infrastructure bill this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Biden at November 09, 2021 10:12 AM (FkR2T)
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Excellent hordemind ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (cUUIs)
he also was in the first Dune movie
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
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He was also absolutely incredible as Cylon Number One in the BSG remake. Brought new meaning to the word "sinister."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Moctezuma at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (MdVI1)
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:10 AM (cUUIs)
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Laugh, but Jennifer Granholm (the dumbest woman in Washington) just announced a coastline leasing program for wind producers to build wind generation capacity up and down the coastline, with first power coming on line in only three years. So, rushing to get it done before the next "election".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (TNYo7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (lNHqD)
Did he have a UL sticker on the back of his head?
Posted by: Cattlecar Galaxica at November 09, 2021 10:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Tater speculated on-air that Trump had *killed* her. On his program called "Reliable Sources." (spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Bmy3R)
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"He's been using a body double of Melania since!"
Posted by: ShainS at November 09, 2021 10:19 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2021 10:19 AM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 10:19 AM (QU5/8)
I think the Lt. Hicox made that gesture in Inglourious Basterds.
It blew their cover and got them shot by the Nazis.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:20 AM (5We2S)
Well, for a very perverted definition of, "Fun."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Pics or it didn't happen!
Oh, not that kind of perversion. Nevermind.
Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2021 10:20 AM (P1f+c)
he also was in the first Dune movie
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2021
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A child actor too -- he starred as The Boy With Green Hair, I think, from the late Forties?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:21 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:21 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2021 10:16 AM (AmoqO)
Another thing me and Jesus have in common.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at November 09, 2021 10:21 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM (0ryfU)
Bring back the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2F5B78Gvs
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 10:22 AM (AwYPR)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at November 09, 2021 10:21 AM (VxC1e)
That sounds like something Obama would say.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2021 10:23 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 09, 2021 10:07 AM (CjHGv)
Gold!
Posted by: Moctezuma at November 09, 2021 10:24 AM (MdVI1)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:24 AM (V7qBU)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2021 10:24 AM (V7qBU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 09, 2021 10:25 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:25 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Lrrr at November 09, 2021 10:25 AM (Gov3R)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:26 AM (LQjWA)
I found the perfect woman and I had her cloned.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:26 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM (0ryfU) "
you laugh, but I met someone at a party a few years ago who was eagerly telling everyone about his idea to do just that.
didn't even try to explain, just wandered off to talk to someone else ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 10:26 AM (ahosz)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:21 AM (CYnTg)
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I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:27 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2021 10:27 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * arbitrary and capricious at November 09, 2021 10:27 AM (5WlJk)
Posted by: Cicero
Well they weren't going to use the one in Beverly Hills!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:27 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM (0ryfU) "
you laugh, but I met someone at a party a few years ago who was eagerly telling everyone about his idea to do just that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz)
It wouldn't work in a closed system, but most people drive in the open air, so that's not really an issue.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jesus at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (TNYo7)
Hello to the NIMBY lawsuits by all the rich elites that love windmills in flyover country.
My home area managed to make it illegal as it's the land of the cross tipped churches.
https://tinyurl.com/2a73a2a4
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: Cicero
Well they weren't going to use the one in Beverly Hills!
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They all seem to be a darker shade of pale.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:08 AM (0ryfU)
Ever hear of a no knock warrant, preceded by a few flash bangs?
Buying guns... pshaw. Every time you buy a gun part, ammo online, anything charged to your credit card, FOID cards...
If you trust the gubmint to NOT gather this sort of info, you're a dummy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (w9Wax)
....
Kyle is going to be declared not guilty so that they can never come back after him again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (5We2S)
Posted by: rickb223
Jesus wasn't born in Beverly Hills because even God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin in California.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 09, 2021 10:30 AM (Ao42M)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (axyOa)
I generally agree with you, but do they really destroy bird life? I've heard this argument a lot, but all I know is when a bunch of birds are eating spilled grain on the highway, and I zip through there at 70 mph, I never hit a bird. But they can't avoid a gigantic windmill? I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 10:30 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (Vxu+H)
Well, to be fair, he didn't look in northern CA.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 09, 2021 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (5We2S)
Kyle is going to be declared not guilty so that they can start some fresh riots.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 10:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: 11B40 at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 10:30 AM (FJYfm)
I am guessing the windmills cause air currents that can trap the birds - like a swimmer fighting undertow or cross currents
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (YZG/i)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
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Did you and MisHum coordinate? Are we going to be getting Fat Man on an Ottoman in the ONT?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 10:31 AM (AwYPR)
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No one will riot over two dead whites.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (5We2S)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 09, 2021 10:30 AM (Ao42M)
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More rape and mayhem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 09, 2021 10:29 AM (w9Wax)
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When they ban fossil fuels and those cargo container ships are all converted to sails ... at least THAT will put an end to the container ship backup crisis at the ports IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Wally
Fedgov admits 100,000 to 500,000.
Bing "us bird deaths due to wind farms".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (axyOa)
*types* *deletes*
https://theexpose.uk/2021/11/07/british- funeral-director-dead-babies-are-piling-up-in-morgues/
During an interview with Resistance GB, Wesley, who has been a funeral director for over three years, speaks about his experience throughout the so-called "pandemic" and what he's been seeing in the morgues in recent times. He says he's currently seeing untold numbers of dead babies and new-borns in cold storage and piling up in mortuaries waiting for their funerals.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (6SrvO)
Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (7EjX1)
What I'm looking at, is the idea that we've now gone over a decade of "priming the economic pump" with easy government money. That new spending, a trillion or ten trillion, can't increase economic activity because all possible growth from such has passed.
There is only one possible outcome left now ...
What happens when the ground is saturated with rain? Flooding.
Posted by: Lrrr at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (Gov3R)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
For whom?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:28 AM (RR8iF)
Yesterday was a banner day for the defense thanks to a prosecution witness. You know you've lost the jury when your witness causes you to put your head in your hands.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - F*** Joe Biden and Fauci at November 09, 2021 10:34 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (5We2S)
Hmmm...now that I think about it...
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 10:34 AM (AwYPR)
For the record, I did not suggest that CBD post a Yoko. There was some discussion comparing the difference between how pictorial works were commented on the ONT and the Art Threads and stylistic differences between MisHum and CBD
A commenter observed that MisHum had never posted Naked Man on an Ottoman. I responded that CBD had never posted a Yoko.
Apparently CBD resolved to remediate that deficiency.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2021 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:34 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2021 10:31 AM (AwYPR)
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No one will riot over two dead whites.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (5We2S)
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"It's open season on antifa!"
-The Message the Left receives, hopefully
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
It's 100% true. The ground underneath windmills is littered with dead and dying birds. It's really nasty, and puts the lie to any caring about the environment.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Jesus is saying "Yo John! My homey!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (trdmm)
Is Merrick Garland insane?
https://tinyurl.com/apw4naew
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (TNYo7)
No halo for Wingman ???
Posted by: 11B40 at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (uuklp)
I'm sure there's some historical art reason for this. Like it's just an Angel rather than a named Angel that is considered a saint or something like St. Michael.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (Ao42M)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 10:17 AM (TNYo7)
Hurricane proof?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (6SrvO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:32 AM (5We2S)
Not only will they not riot over 2 dead whites, they stopped rioting after they found out that people would shoot white rioters.
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (FJYfm)
*types* *deletes*
...
Dead baby jokes will be back!
I love a good 1980s dead baby joke.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (5We2S)
Bet Yoko is a beast in the sack. Lots shaking in that video.
Yoko does not even phase me.
Now current government policy is another matter entirely.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 10:33 AM (6SrvO)
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Suspected result of vaccinated mothers, I presume?
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (A2s4u)
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You look just fabulous after your honey & locusts diet, darling!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (u82oZ)
It's 100% true. The ground underneath windmills is littered with dead and dying birds. It's really nasty, and puts the lie to any caring about the environment.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
It is, in fact, well documented that Wind power installations kill more endangered species than all other energy producing systems in the world, combined. They are especially deadly for large migratory birds, such as hawks, eagles, cranes, etc.
Such a wonderful "environmentally friendly" scheme, isn't it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Diogene
******
I suspect that it is not the spinning turbine blades that are killing the birds, it is the ones that are not spinning. The stupid birds undermiscalculate the trajectory and fly right into the damn things, just like they do the picture window overlooking my deck, and die of a broken neck. #stationarybladeskill
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 10:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:39 AM (G2zl5)
*types* *deletes*
...
Dead baby jokes will be back!
I love a good 1980s dead baby joke.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:36 AM (5We2S)
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Back in the 80s, I had a book called Truly Tasteless Jokes, which had a bunch of such jokes, among others.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:39 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2021 10:39 AM (A2s4u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:40 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (A2s4u)
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Judge said, "Don't worry. It won't happen again".
Of course, it really only needs to happen once.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:40 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:40 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021
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I used to hear, and tell, those in the '70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: The Strategic Wind Reserve at November 09, 2021 10:40 AM (xVB0A)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:41 AM (AlkyK)
Can't take care of themselves
Dead babies
Can't take things off the shelf
Well we didn't want you anyway
Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la
Alice Cooper.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:41 AM (LQjWA)
Recycle the titanium into new attack submarine hulls.
Wind power is very overrated. And thermodynamically a net energy waste.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (u82oZ)
Birds can't dodge blade tips moving at 100-150 mph.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (LQjWA)
*GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOSES BID FOR RELEASE ON BAIL FOR FIFTH TIME
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (UHVv4)
Recycle the titanium into new attack submarine hulls.
Wind power is very overrated. And thermodynamically a net energy waste.
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If we build a bird protective screen the windmill will likey not function at all.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:43 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Not even an Unladen European Swallow?
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2021 10:43 AM (FkR2T)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:43 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (Vxu+H)
Is Merrick Garland insane?
https://tinyurl.com/apw4naew
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 10:35 AM (TNYo7)
The FBI now has information on O'Keefe's confidential informants, as well as reporters' notes on upcoming stories and partial donor lists.
What are the chances of this information being ringfenced from the scope of the warrant justifying the pre-dawn raid?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (EU//e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 10:18 AM
As I said before, we need to invent technologies that have never been invented before.
Posted by: AOC at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (o2MD2)
he also was in the first Dune movie
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2021 10:15 AM (RHGPo)
He was featured as Kipling's Kim, and was joined by Errol Flynn as Mahbub Ali
I re-watched it a few weekends back, great fun!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: jeannebodine at November 09, 2021 10:45 AM (QWHnR)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (88xKn)
MAYBE you hit them. Or maybe they're just playing possum.
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 10:45 AM (FJYfm)
They may be rotating at only 8 or 10 RPM but if you do the math, the blade tips are moving pretty dang fast.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 09, 2021 10:45 AM (nfrXX)
You can completely miss an armadillo and they will be safely under your car. Unfortunately, its defense mechanism is to jump straight up in the air.
I hit an owl once. I felt terrible about it. I was driving along and it was off the side of the road. When I came up, it flew straight across in front of me. Made a soft little poof on my windshield and then fell off behind me.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:46 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2021 10:37 AM (A2s4u)
Imagine a Horde jury...name tags like Madamemayhem, Charlie Brown's Dildo, The Otters, Nurse Ratchet...
Antifa would be besides themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:46 AM (axyOa)
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Let's not bring up squirrels and deer. Those guys are seriously dumb.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:46 AM (LQjWA)
And I would have anyone that was caught violating that order arrested and put into jail.
I would also remind the jury that not just radical lefties, but also right-wingers have access to Twitter-doxxing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (5We2S)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (CYnTg)
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Three strikes, right there.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (UHVv4)
Birds can't dodge blade tips moving at 100-150 mph.
Posted by: GnuBreed
You're gonna like our nuts! Slap Chop. (tm)
Posted by: Vince Shlomi at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: jeannebodine at November 09, 2021 10:45 AM (QWHnR)
No shit?
Did that dumbass really say that?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (o2MD2)
They never done see an elephant fly.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: A fitting punishment at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (x+caK)
Posted by: CN- at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM
Crows always have a lookout bird. They are smart for sure. But still creepy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (cOXDn)
Posted by: SJW Insect eating advocate at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (2DOZq)
Birds can't dodge blade tips moving at 100-150 mph.
Posted by: GnuBreed
If you've ever been skating and played "crack the whip", you'd know all about this effect.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (o2MD2)
They never done see an elephant fly.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (4I/2K)
Racist!
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (V8qSB)
it was a rock virgin!
Posted by: The B-52s at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (oY6Yp)
And I would have anyone that was caught violating that order arrested and put into jail.
I would also remind the jury that not just radical lefties, but also right-wingers have access to Twitter-doxxing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 10:47 AM (5We2S)
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It wasn't in the courtroom. The jury is not sequestered. They were filmed at the "bus location", wherever that may be.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 10:38 AM (m45I2)
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Had this problem in our work office and our home in Northern CA back in the day; people resorted to putting large stickers on window panes and it did seem to help reduce those incidents. We just had one here in Northern AZ a few months ago ... really upset the wifey as she watched it happen, and couldn't save the mortally wounded bird.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Smile, Wink, & a Nod at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (lNHpT)
And I would have anyone that was caught violating that order arrested and put into jail.
I would also remind the jury that not just radical lefties, but also right-wingers have access to Twitter-doxxing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I would also remind the radical lefties that a right winger is currently on trial for busting caps in left wing ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (RR8iF)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:50 AM (CYnTg)
It's absolutely the spinning blades, the non-crazy environmentalists have a ton of video footage.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (CAJOC)
Heh.
Well thats an easy fix. Say tomorrow morning...about 100 meters from the bus stop?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 10:50 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (RR8iF)
I saw the movie with Tom Hanks.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: irright at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (cUUIs)
You are promoting the survival of the fittest in helping to kill off the ones of the species that are two stupid to not recognize a window.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (V8qSB)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2021 10:52 AM (88xKn)
Just to back that up, I've seen video of a bald eagle getting decapitated by one. Which symbolically is amazing given that Democrats push the wind turbines.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:44 AM (o2MD2)
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Story goes that my great grandfather had a talking crow. That and I'm decended from Alfred the Great make me a special kind of guy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:52 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: A fitting punishment at November 09, 2021
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If you're feeling merciful, move the Yoko Ono videos to right after the scorning. After that, being drawn and quartered won't seem so terrible.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:52 AM (txdEq)
Corvids can be taught to talk. Not a tall tale.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)
Birds can't dodge blade tips moving at 100-150 mph.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2021 10:42 AM (F0YaR)
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Radial velocity.
*starts sweating profusely at flashbacks to physics exams*
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 10:53 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM
They're like crabs. They work in pairs.
Posted by: Admiral "Tug" Benson at November 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2021 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)
The leftard method of dealing with problems is to just lie about them. Simple, like their minds.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:53 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: jeannebodine at November 09, 2021 10:53 AM (QWHnR)
Posted by: irright at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (8rX4S)
Hah your car just happens to steer into them.
Posted by: SJW Insect eating advocate at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (2DOZq)
crows hang out by dumpsters. they rummage through the dumpsters looking for mcdonalds bags.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (v3pYe)
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We had one hammer our living room window. Left a remarkably detailed impression on the glass. I guess birds are oily.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM (4I/2K)
Never seen an elephant wear pants, so there's that.
An elephant in my pajamas, is another thing entirely.
*raises eyebrows and taps cigar
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (w9Wax)
crows hang out by dumpsters. they rummage through the dumpsters looking for mcdonalds bags.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 09, 2021
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is that the reason seagulls cluster in empty parking lots? When I lived in Denver, I continually saw gulls in the parking lots of big box stores or malls -- 1000 miles from any ocean, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (txdEq)
I yanked your chain a bit last night about Bonnie Raitt. I wasn't being critical of you (and I am sorry if it seemed that way)...just how frustrated I am with the politicization of everything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (4I/2K)
Corvids can be taught to talk. Not a tall tale.
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Yeah, its pretty cool but it can't beat a headless chicken that lives seven years after loosing its head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:56 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2021 10:56 AM (vwz7D)
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I think that is true. Change Crow to Raven on great grandads star student.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 10:56 AM (LQjWA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:41 AM (AlkyK) "
Thanks !
I was trying to remember that phrase !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (ahosz)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM
Heckle and Jeckle
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Buzzion
We had twenty seven hit the front windows across the lobby of the building once. Lobby security had to clean it up. They played The Fabulous Thunderbirds and followed their leader augering in.
You could see where every bird hit all across the glass. They thought they saw clear skies, instead of reflected clear skies.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (RR8iF)
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I think that is true. Change Crow to Raven on great grandads star student.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021
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That's So Raven
Posted by: Nick at Nite at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 10:49 AM (CAJOC)
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I wonder if the the judge or the Lt know that deleted videos/pics can be retrieved with 28 days of being deleted? At least in the case of an iPhone.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (yk3T/)
I yanked your chain a bit last night about Bonnie Raitt. I wasn't being critical of you (and I am sorry if it seemed that way)...just how frustrated I am with the politicization of everything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021 10:55 AM (Q9lwr)
No worries CBD...we're family, chain yanking allowed!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (AlkyK)
Someone in the House introduce legislation requiring the Presidential limo fleet be all electric.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (B8kNI)
Crows cannot talk. Ravens can talk however.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:54 AM
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Oh, crows can talk. They just won't because they're sneaky bastards.
Posted by: irright at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (8rX4S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2021 10:48 AM
*
Heckle and Jeckle
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021
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They were magpies, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Edgar P. at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (AlkyK)
Did it say Nevermore ?
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (CYnTg)
Splitting his tongue gives him the ability to have a split tongue. It doesn't aid his ability to talk.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Bodega Bay Gas & Cafe at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (vwz7D)
US industrial giant General Electric, once the world's largest company by market size, is getting a lot smaller. The conglomerate will split into three separate businesses focused on healthcare, power, and aviation, the company announced today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021
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They were magpies, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (txdEq)
Correct!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Ectld)
I was trying to remember that phrase !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (ahosz)
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I didn't want such a great descriptor to go down the memory hole.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 11:00 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2021 10:57 AM (CYnTg)
I've heard that about myna birds. I don't see how that makes any anatomical sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (AlkyK)
Nevermore
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021
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They were magpies, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 10:58 AM (txdEq
For the purposes of snark they identify as Crows.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (2DOZq)
Since when is GE focused on healthcare? Anyone have any insight about that?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (Ectld)
If only I had Twitter and followed Doll Eyes Alex, aka Donkey Chompers, I would ask her why the Presidential limo fleet isn't all electric to help save the Earth from Climate Change.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 11:02 AM (B8kNI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 11:02 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2021 11:02 AM (LQjWA)
https://tinyurl.com/4ku3tx5f
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 11:02 AM (UHVv4)
Since when is GE focused on healthcare? Anyone have any insight about that?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 09, 2021 11:01 AM (Ectld)
Probably make MRI machines and such.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 11:03 AM (2DOZq)
don't think of it as killing birds. think of it as selecting for birds that can correctly judge large very slow turning props.
Posted by: Charles Darwin at November 09, 2021 11:04 AM (v3pYe)
If only I had Twitter and followed Doll Eyes Alex, aka Donkey Chompers, I would ask her why the Presidential limo fleet isn't all electric to help save the Earth from Climate Change.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2021 11:02 AM (B8kNI)
And then ask her what the plastic of her Tesla is going to be made out of when oil drilling is banned.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 11:04 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2021 11:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 10:51 AM (V8qSB)
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Heh. I'd always heard it was because they see what they think is another bird in the reflection and fly toward it (perhaps a potential mate?).
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 11:04 AM (cUUIs)
just the place for a snark, the bellman cried
as he landed the crew with care
supporting each man on the top of the tide
by a finger entwined in his hair
Posted by: Random Poetry Diversion at November 09, 2021 11:07 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2021 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 11:09 AM (UHVv4)
https://tinyurl.com/ndws6s45
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 11:11 AM (UHVv4)
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