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Heroic Father Beats to Death the Man Who Sold His Daughter Into Sex Slavery

The boyfriend's remains were found in the trunk of a car in Spokane, Washington.

The father rescued his daughter from sexual slavery, Taken style, and then got vengeance for her, Death Wish style.

He beat him to death with a cinder block. And also, stabbed him.



The girl's father, John Eisenman, 60, was charged with first-degree murder and is being held on a $1 million bond. Attorney information was not listed for him.

Police said Eisenman learned in October 2020 that his juvenile daughter had been sex trafficked in the Seattle area and "obtained information" that her boyfriend was responsible, according to the press release.

Eisenman was able to rescue his daughter and get her back to Spokane that same month, police said.

When the father learned that his daughter's boyfriend was going to be at a location in Airway Heights, Eisenman drove there and waited for the 19-year-old to arrive.

"During that encounter Eisenman abducted the victim, tying him up and placing him in the trunk of a vehicle. Eisenman subsequently assaulted the victim by hitting him in the head with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly, causing his death," police said.

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Artist's conception

"After the homicide, Eisenman drove the vehicle to a remote area in North Spokane County and abandoned the car with the body still inside."


Possible movie title:

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"Go Get Daddy's Belt" by Ethan Van Sciver.

The painting I used was obviously by Frank Frazetta.

But I could have used an actual photo of Frazetta.

frazettawithgun.jpg

Cool looking dude.

Posted by: Ace at 04:05 PM




Comments

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1 Stomp!

Posted by: Oddbob at November 09, 2021 04:07 PM (nfrXX)

2 This does not look like a mandate thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 04:08 PM (m+jkK)

3 Yippee Ki Yay M****RF****RS!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 09, 2021 04:08 PM (P75sc)

4 If we're going to get 70's style stagflation and crime, the 70's style vigilante justice isn't too far behind.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 09, 2021 04:08 PM (5aFbR)

5 He had a particular set of skills.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2021 04:08 PM (IK9nN)

6 Possibly because my dumb ass was on the old thread so long I missed the mandate thread. Damned meetings...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 04:08 PM (m+jkK)

7 Jury nullification FTW

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (prSvo)

8 I don't think we should condone vigilantism.

*sniff*

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (YKxqf)

9 I'll hope someone who gets on the jury truly understand jury nullification.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (XLYnX)

10 Sasquatch!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (QU5/8)

11 I volunteer to serve on that jury.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (jWe5r)

12 no idea what he looks like but John Eisenman is hawt

Posted by: Nora at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (DpZd5)

13 The father's mistake was leaving the body someplace where they could find it. If he does better on that last important step, we never hear of this case.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (EughT)

14 8 I don't think we should condone vigilantism.

*sniff*
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (YKxqf)

I don't condone it. But I understand.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (RumOq)

15 This man, who saved a girl from literal sex slavery, is obviously just a figure of the patriarchy.

Fighting crime outside the bounds of the law is bad. We should let leftist DAs simply refuse to punish anyone for anything. It's much more just.

This man is worse than Hitler, obviously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

16 Eisenman? Doesn't that translate to "Iron Man"?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (/4vtq)

17 We invite John Eisenman to join the band.

Posted by: Molly Hatchet at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (w9Wax)

18
W

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (Ckg4U)

19 19yo got off too easy. Not slow enough.

Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (2xGy+)

20 He needed a friend to bring a shovel.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (Tnijr)

21 BRB, moving to Washington to see if I can score jury duty.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (wNDOJ)

22 Hero.

Posted by: Sobek at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (3GbGC)

23 For some reason, I hear Molly Hatchet.

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (SchQD)

24 8 I don't think we should condone vigilantism.
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Vigilantism is what results when the people lose faith in getting justice from the criminal justice system.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (Brbwc)

25 Sensible Cinderblock Control.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (AtfPU)

26 Now that's what I call Social Justice!!!

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (fIKfQ)

27 Should've torched the car.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (bKPIg)

28 Does this Eisenman fellow have a newsletter?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (VGRuw)

29 Jury nullification in 3...2...1

Posted by: Boswell at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (5iUNf)

30 24 8 I don't think we should condone vigilantism.
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Vigilantism is what results when the people lose faith in getting justice from the criminal justice system.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (Brbwc)

=========

I mean, it was the entire point of the original Death Wish.

Which was why the left hated it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

31 I volunteer for that jury duty!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM (RAodA)

32 19yo got off too easy. Not slow enough.
Posted by: Don Huffines For Texas Governor at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM


Nice in theory, but all that really matters is the final result.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM (EughT)

33 Was Metallica playing during the retribution? Because I think Metallica was playing during the retribution.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM (fIKfQ)

34 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center say that this is a a Climate Crisis Related death because the weather changes caused this man to act differently caused by Trump's horrible policies. Brattleboro will do a Climate Change Investigation to all crime within city limits beginning immediately. What has you done to battle the Climate Crisis??

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM (otFiP)

35 Elect left-wing DAs - e.g. Cheesy Boudin - and this kind of thing is the ineluctable result.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM (Brbwc)

36 13 The father's mistake was leaving the body someplace where they could find it. If he does better on that last important step, we never hear of this case.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:10 PM (EughT)
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Never got to the hog farm or quicklime stage of planning...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 09, 2021 04:13 PM (OeWGu)

37 To bad it wasn't Texas. They have the he needed killin statute.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:13 PM (AtfPU)

38 Frazetta? Art Thread must. What say ye, horde?

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 04:13 PM (0OP+5)

39 I want to sit on that jury.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at November 09, 2021 04:13 PM (3SFo/)

40 -
To bad it wasn't Texas. They have the he needed killin statute.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:13 PM -
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And would have built a he needed killin statue.

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (SchQD)

41 Dang -- KT's post got stomped in less than 5 minutes.

Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (mZUr4)

42 I'm fine with vigilantism, so long as vigilantes get it right, and don't go off half-cocked punishing the innocent. I don't need things to happen in marble-clad buildings for it to count as justice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (QU5/8)

43 As the left dismantles the rule of law, this will become commonplace.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (aphAF)

44 Feel good story of the day.

Posted by: Bosk at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (x6uUk)

45 He is guilty as charged of stealing my heart.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (fIKfQ)

46 .
So. . . VP candidate for 2024?
.

Posted by: FireNWater at November 09, 2021 04:14 PM (S4rpa)

47 O/T, but didn't ace say he cleaned up the old sidebar links?

There's still a NR link down there, stinking up the joint like an old, forgotten cumsock tossed under the bed.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (wNDOJ)

48 "Frazetta? Art Thread must. What say ye, horde?
Posted by: Eromero"

Would hang.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (Tnijr)

49 Has it been established that the boyfriend trafficked her?

This isn't a spur-of-the-moment thing. This is lying in wait to commit murder. That's a capitol offense. Were charges originally filed by the girl or her parents?

I'm not totally opposed to citizens taking out the trash, but the legal system should get first dibs. And you'd better be right.

Posted by: SMFH at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (u/7wY)

50
Jean Claude Van Damme (JCVD) made a movie like this.

Or was it Dolph Lundgren?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (eBtHG)

51 > The father's mistake was leaving the body someplace where they could find it. If he does better on that last important step, we never hear of this case.

The car was in a remote location for a long time, then moved to a street in Spokane. The body was found after some meth heads were rooting around in the vehicle, looking for valuables.

I'm very curious who moved the car. Did someone feel remorse and want the parents of the "boyfriend" to get closure?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (YYlyE)

52 Time Magazines Man of the Year.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (AtfPU)

53 Deserve's got EVERYTHING to do with it!

Posted by: William Munny at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (fIKfQ)

54 I approve

Posted by: Paul Kersey at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (2cfUo)

55 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?

Posted by: wodun at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (lFga6)

56 This needs the old Norm MacDonald Weekend Update treatment: This just in - Murder is legal in Washington.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (wNDOJ)

57 Seattle is near the ocean.

Cinderblock, gas pedal, some assembly required.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (/hXfz)

58 As someone blessedly born after the 70's, I was not expecting to live through them now. But I guess if I have to take the stagflation at least the Death Wish aspect will be entertaining.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (ftFVW)

59 Lots of people disappear from there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (AtfPU)

60 Shouldn't that be "stomps to death"??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (UHVv4)

61 Letting him off scot free and then regaling him with various medals and honors and ceremonies involving succulent meats and cheeses would be a terrible thing to do.

Posted by: William Munny at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (fIKfQ)

62 34 ...What has you done to battle the Climate Crisis??
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2021 04:12 PM

Let's not be too hasty in our judgment. He killed a young man, which will reduce thousands of tons of CO2 emissions over his projected lifetime. Also, concrete production is a major CO2 producer, so repurposing an old cinder block is very eco-conscience!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 09, 2021 04:17 PM (JCZqz)

63
Does that illustration come in velvet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (eBtHG)

64 One of the finest pieces I have read here and the happiest story I will read today. My heart will only be bigger when I can contribute to this man's defense fund and he released. Talk about a man being a dad. Amen.

Posted by: Commander Cobra at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (xzley)

65 All I can say is, you'll have a hard time finding a jury to convict.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (8548M)

66 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (lFga6)

People who embarrass the police are better off moving.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (/hXfz)

67 Meanwhile, bald eagles are street fighting in Minnesota.

https://bit.ly/3ohWWRb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (FVME7)

68 They would not want me on that jury.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (bVYXr)

69 I score this an 8.5

He didn't set the car on fire.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (j40lz)

70 When can we hang a medal on Eisenman's neck - "Dad getting it done".

Posted by: Justasheep at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (8GJtx)

71 Down under, don't they call it Vigilatimite?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (QzJWU)

72 Vigilantism is what results when the people lose faith in getting justice from the criminal justice system.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (Brbwc)

There is a lot of this around these days.
This would likely never have gone to a trial.
A lot of dads would and will do the same thing.


And...a 60 yo dad!!?? Cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)

73 54 I approve
Posted by: Paul Kersey at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (2cfUo)

Dittoes.

Posted by: Marianne Bachmeier at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (EU//e)

74 A little further north, and it would not be found. Be better, dads.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

75
The best velvet paintings would sparkle at different viewing angles.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (eBtHG)

76 It wasn't premeditated. He would have found a better weapon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (AtfPU)

77 Give dad a medal and a bounty.

Posted by: Steve at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (AP9gc)

78 Second purchase after winning supermegapowerlottabawl? JD backhoe.

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (0OP+5)

79 Nice colors. Skillfully painted. Pretty horse. Oooh axe! Would hang.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (OQcPl)

80 Poor kid died of COVID and a cinderblock to the skull but mostly a cinderblock to the skull.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (fIKfQ)

81 You can be sure the girl's next boyfriend will be absolutely damn sure to have her back home by 10pm on the dot!

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (7BGok)

82 The guy Eisenman killed was white.

Welp, there goes that line of argument.

Posted by: The Media! at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (I2/tG)

83 Good for him. One less scumbag walking the earth.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (nxdel)

84 Finally got a chance to check the HQ for real.

Y'all were talking about NASA earlier, I noticed.

One thing they're wrong about:

Bill Nelson wasn't a real astronaut. He was a politician who leveraged his position into being a ride-along on a Space Scuttle mission.

I think they spent more on the Space Scuttle per _mission_ than Musk spent on the Falcon 9 through the first flight, adjusted for the nonexistant inflation.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (dO8Fj)

85 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun

Types deletes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (XLYnX)

86 Saw donut operator do a video on this a couple days ago.

Frankly, I think it's a horrific crime.

Right now, there's a shortage of cars - especially used cars. This was a perfectly good Honda that could have been a great first car - getting somebody to work or to school. Now, it's a stanky-ass wreck and will probably be crushed. Dad really needs to learn to carry a camping shovel, murder plastic tarp and a bag of lime in his trunk, all of which can be found at most hardware stores and garden centers. I'm guessing quite a few morons are always ready to plant a tree.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)

87 Dude, you fucked up. You got caught.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (sWM8x)

88
See, this guy gets it. If someone harms your daughter, you don't use a gun. I always figured if it came to that, then "decking hammer" would be the way, but "cinder block/knife" also works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (/KPLX)

89 Once upon a time we'd have counted on the FBI to be all over this case before the dad saved her, but they are too busy trying to arrest dads that aren't down with the snowflakes trying to corrupt children in the class room.

Posted by: Dems running in 2022 at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (F9322)

90 I feel sorry for the other contenders for Father of the Year.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (fIKfQ)

91 There's a lot of desert between Seattle & Spokane. A loooooot of empty space.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)

92 The dad needed friends with hogs.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (OQcPl)

93 I also have four words of advice for John Eisenman - "Befriend a pig farmer"

Posted by: Justasheep at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (8GJtx)

94 He should have told the police, who would have blown him off for months, then told him there was nothing they could do, as they didn't want to interfere with a possible federal investigation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (5ZoBm)

95
Common sense cinder block control. For the children.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (dQvv7)

96 So dad drove the car with the body and abandoned it. Who drove him home?
Sounds like there is an accessory after the fact or maybe just accessory?
( I don't know if those are the right law-type terms.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (XLYnX)

97 89 Once upon a time we'd have counted on the FBI to be all over this case before the dad saved her, but they are too busy trying to arrest dads that aren't down with the snowflakes trying to corrupt children in the class room.
Posted by: Dems running in 2022 at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (F9322)

How long until we find out that the dead kid was an agent?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)

98 Of course Frazetta would use a Smith and Wesson

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:21 PM (P9T5R)

99 Afternoon.

When I first read the story, back when someone mentioned it in the comments, it was stated that the girl was sold for a thousand dollars.

Like...that's all? So little? For a...What was she, 15 or 16? Look, if you're going to do shitty things to people and risk shittier things happening to you in turn at the very least get top dollar. This guy didn't even try.

Angry Dad should have set the corpse on fire.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 04:21 PM (1Yy3c)

100 Can you imagine the guys that broke into the car looking for spare change? Would you break into a car that stank that bad?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 04:21 PM (wAnMi)

101 Meanwhile, in Afghanistan, "dads" are selling their prepubescent daughters to elderly pedophiles, for $2,000. To feed their families.

CNN actually went inside a home and covered the selling of a little 9 y.o. girl to a white-bearded pedo to be his "wife." The poor child was pulling away and clinging to her mother.

And CNN filmed and narrated the entire thing.

Oh, and the dad had already sold his 12 y.o. daughter to be a "bride" to an elderly man.

Die CNN die.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:21 PM (ptqGC)

102 They would play hell convicting this guy in my state. Prolly wouldn't bother to charge him and just call it justifiable homicide.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:22 PM (o2MD2)

103 Should've torched the car.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 09, 2021 04:11 PM (bKPIg)

Bad fire season this year. The guy is not an animal.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:22 PM (KnJdm)

104 Of course Frazetta would use a Smith and Wesson
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:21 PM


Needs to get his booger hook off the bang switch, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (m+jkK)

105 This may be my favorite story of the year.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (sX1BW)

106 Too bad, so sad dickweed.



Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (tPC7s)

107 And also: I missed y'all, but I'm skipping back to go over the Inflation Thread.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (dO8Fj)

108 "Go Get Daddy's Belt"

Man, did I hear that a lot.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (ZnsQq)

109 89 Once upon a time we'd have counted on the FBI to be all over this case before the dad saved her, but they are too busy trying to arrest dads that aren't down with the snowflakes trying to corrupt children in the class room.
Posted by: Dems running in 2022 at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM

Don't forget the nooses, and instigating criminal activity against the government to blame on people! Work is overwhelming when you're trying to railroad a third of the population with bullshit felonies!

Posted by: The FBI at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (JCZqz)

110 I am not as much of a man as he is. Bow before his honor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

111 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun

Don't inject any logic into a vengeance thread.

And likely, the police are paid off to look the other way.

Some can decry what he did, but if that had been MY daughter (I have two sons), I would have done the same thing, just disposed of the body better.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (vcOmj)

112 55 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun



#DEFUND THE POLICE

Reaping and sowing, etc.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

113 Not gonna lie, if I was on that dad's jury, would not convict.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (ZnsQq)

114 He has a very special set of skills.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (1SMSr)

115 69 I score this an 8.5

He didn't set the car on fire.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2021 04:18 PM (j40lz)

---------------------------------

He wanted the body found and recognizable pour encourager les autres

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (CAJOC)

116 I hope he's convicted of murder for what he did.

Then I hope he doesn't serve a single day in jail.

We simply cannot allow people to get away with vigilantism.

We also cannot punish the righteous anger of a father protecting his family from monsters.

Therefore, a quick conviction is in order, with punishment being time served prior to making bail. It will send the right message. The exact, perfect, and correct message.

If you're going to kidnap people and sell them into slavery, we will not severely punish your subsequent murder.

Posted by: Goober at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (Hgvgt)

117 That picture of Frazetta looks like a butch version of Jonathan Harris.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (2JVJo)

118 Seems like a rational response.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (kBuGL)

119 There's a lot of desert between Seattle & Spokane. A loooooot of empty space.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:20 PM (BJKQV)


No, it's full up here. Please stay away.

Posted by: D.B Cooper at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (h5TKJ)

120 "Go to your room and wait until your father gets home" was a lot worse than "go get Daddy's belt."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (sWM8x)

121 8 I don't think we should condone vigilantism.

*sniff*
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 09, 2021 04:09 PM (YKxqf)

You think this guy could have gotten any actual justice in Washington? Do you think he will get any now?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (o2MD2)

122 "During that encounter Eisenman abducted the victim, tying him up and placing him in the trunk of a vehicle. Eisenman subsequently assaulted the victim by hitting him in the head with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly, causing his death," police said.

They got this all wrong. He wasn't the victim. He was the evil perpetrator. He was the villain. The victim was the girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

123 I think we've found Trump's next Press Secretary.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (7EjX1)

124 Right there with you SMH.

Posted by: four seasons at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (tPC7s)

125 Ugh, off useless sock.

Posted by: Bete at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (F9322)

126 Has it been established that the boyfriend trafficked her?

This isn't a spur-of-the-moment thing. This is lying in wait to commit murder. That's a capitol offense. Were charges originally filed by the girl or her parents?

I'm not totally opposed to citizens taking out the trash, but the legal system should get first dibs.

-----------------

While your first question is certainly somewhat relevant, I cannot come to the same conclusion you did. If it was established that the boyfriend trafficked her, I'm more than happy to let the Father merit his judgment and save the state time and money.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (sX1BW)

127 So my takeaway is, there's a business model for hourly rental of woodchippers...

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

128 And now, NBC's opinion.

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Replying to @tomselliott
NBC's David Henderson (@OakCliffLawyer) likens a Rittenhouse attacker to a teacher protecting kids from an active shooter

"No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (FVME7)

129 "Vigilantism is what results when the people lose faith in getting justice from the criminal justice system."

It's also what you get when you fuck with the wrong guy's little girl. Not every father is an emasculated surburban milquetoast. There are still quite a few who will take a rather reactionary stance to hurting our daughters.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (tRd71)

130 You can be sure the girl's next boyfriend will be absolutely damn sure to have her back home by 10pm on the dot!

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at November 09, 2021 04:19 PM (7BGok)





9:50pm. GMT.

Posted by: The boyfriend that wants to live at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (RAodA)

131 Sure, guilty of murder, but sentence commuted. Bad, bad daddy *wrist slap*.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

132 At some point there is going to have to be a reckoning on human trafficking, it is slavery pure and simple, and cannot thrive without some sort of support from some level of government or at least people being paid off to be blind.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (P9T5R)

133 My Dad had a magnificent hand tooled belt. He wore it out on my ass every report card day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (o2MD2)

134 it makes Bizarro world look calm and sane !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (ahosz)

135 In news of other violence: Ana Kasparian has admitted this: "Initially, I was under the impression that Rittenhouse was the one chasing Joseph Rosenbaum. But I was wrong about that." Video clip here:

https://tinyurl.com/529fcwkp

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (ya129)

136 Sure, guilty of murder,

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I'm not so sure about that. In fact, I'm quite unsure about it.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

137 "Go to your room and wait until your father gets home" was a lot worse than "go get Daddy's belt."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Yeah, that didn't work with me.

My dad was in the Navy, at sea half the time.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (ZnsQq)

138 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

It's not quite like as if he walked in on him selling her off. There's a name for it. (heat of the momentl?) and in Texas you can get off if they think you were overcome and just reacted.

This was all premeditated. That said: What. A. Dad.

And we don't hear anything more about the daughter. Def. want her testimony at the trial.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (Tfp/g)

139 Get some woodchips and compost the creep in the woods.

They didn't find the body for a year, there wouldn't have been anything to find.

Posted by: SkylerKat at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (SXIn9)

140 Getting ready to bartend an event with former Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander in attendance.

Any message you folks want me to relay?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (yXVmH)

141 At some point there is going to have to be a reckoning on human trafficking, it is slavery pure and simple, and cannot thrive without some sort of support from some level of government or at least people being paid off to be blind.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (P9T5R)

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10% to the Big Guy. Who showered with his young daughter and still loves to sniff and fondle little kids.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

142 No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter

Rittenhouse was that teacher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

143 Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable.

Dude's only mistake was getting caught -- and I won't make that mistake when the time comes. We'll be seeing much MOAR of this ... #Soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (K4NkF)

144 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (lFga6)


At a guess?

1. A protected class of people runs it;
2. The cops are paid off;
3. The cops are running it.

But back the blue, amiright?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (2JVJo)

145 Rittenhouse was that teacher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI

Correct...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (0PUU9)

146 Kill perp. Allow rigor mortis to set in. Chop up body with axe and knives, double-bag in green trash bags, and scatter said bags into lonely dumpsters around the city.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (P3gRi)

147 Needs to get his booger hook off the bang switch, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2021 04:23 PM (m+jkK)


Yeah, is he holding a cigar in the same hand? I thought at first glance he'd just fired it - which would be ok. But holding a stogy and a revolver? Seems like asking for problems.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (wAnMi)

148
It's just a shame Fauci wasn't in the same trunk. If anyone deserves a cinder block upside the head, it's that bastid.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (dQvv7)

149 What's the boyfriend's name? Really makes you think about the reason(s) why it's not being reported.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (mqdDS)

150
Former actress and current twitter activist, malissa milano, must be outraged at the judge today. The judge just overruled yet another objection by the prosecution.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (eBtHG)

151 That dad will be treated like a celeb in prison.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (ZnsQq)

152 It is fair to charge him with littering.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (ts6Zs)

153 At some point there is going to have to be a reckoning on human trafficking, it is slavery pure and simple, and cannot thrive without some sort of support from some level of government or at least people being paid off to be blind.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (P9T5R)

Well, currently we are enabling it with our border policy and soon we could be subsidizing it with Biden's policy of giving 450K to families that have their kids smuggled over the border.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (BJKQV)

154 Seems to fall under the "he needed killin'" defense.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (1SMSr)

155
Sure, guilty of murder, but sentence commuted. Bad, bad daddy *wrist slap*.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

Nope. Dude forfeited his right to exist. Dad isn't guilty of anything except being a good dad. If he killed a few more of these flesh-peddlers he'd be within his rights, AFAIC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (/KPLX)

156 I would never marry a man as aggressive as this father.
Hate has no home here.

Posted by: Karen Sipping My 5th Glass of Wine at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (2xGy+)

157 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

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I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Now, if all the kid did was slap the girl, then maybe the dad killing him went a little too far. But if you traffic a girl, the dad has every right to dispense of you as he sees fit.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

158 Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Conchita at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (IlL7x)

159 I got no problem with corporal punishment. Esp. if the behavior was grievous.

That said however, no child should ever be strapped. If you can't use your hand to deliver the punishment, then you're not disciplining. You are torturing your child. It also acts as a throttle for your anger when you use your hand and not a paddle or strap or belt.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (Tfp/g)

160 No jury will convict him.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (l7udz)

161 I'm not sad the boyfriend got what he probably deserved but the Dad defeated the purpose of rescuing his daughter as now they will be separated again and this tie he won't be there to help her if she gets in trouble again.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (2DOZq)

162 NBC's David Henderson (@OakCliffLawyer) likens a Rittenhouse attacker to a teacher protecting kids from an active shooter

"No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Well, he must have spent a little overtime there figuring up that particularly twisted little metaphor.

Class on wrecking Racine, WI is in session!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

163 Seems to fall under the "he needed killin'" defense.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (ZnsQq)

164 "No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (FVME7)

Which one is the teacher? The pedo, the DV case, or the one illegally carrying and who was said to have homicidal intent as he approached Rittenhouse?

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (KnJdm)

165 So cutting edge law enforcement in Washington State and the the FBI couldn't crack the case and get this guy's daughter back.

Maybe they should spend less time investigating parents for not supporting the woke agenda, or going to equity or genderqueer workshops and focus on, you know, actual crime.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (T/vhV)

166 "No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter chase a bystander down the street as part of a gang to beat him to death in the middle of the street during a riot"

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (P9T5R)

167 The father rescued his daughter from sexual slavery, Taken style, and then got vengeance for her, Death Wish style.

He beat him to death with a cinder block. And also, stabbed him.
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Wait, was that wrong? No one told him it was wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (A0cwl)

168 Get some woodchips and compost the creep in the woods.

Yeah, that doesn't work as well as you'd think it might.

Posted by: Richard Crafts at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (2JVJo)

169 ""Frazetta? Art Thread must. What say ye, horde?
Posted by: Eromero" "

definite yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (ahosz)

170 Guilty of littering in a national forest.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (AVLZ0)

171 Isn't that a Molly Hatchet album cover from back in the day?

Posted by: Mookie at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (u+Y3T)

172
"Fuck the police. Fuck the police.
I'm not afraid to go back to jail."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (eBtHG)

173 The guy took justice into his own hands and did a pretty good job of it.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (Tnijr)

174 That happen to my daughter? They'd never find the miscreant, nor anybody who touched her.

It. Would. Be. Biblical....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (zL/eJ)

175 154 Seems to fall under the "he needed killin'" defense.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (1SMSr)

*pages through handbook*

Yeah. Right here in the 'Don't start nothing, won't be nothing' chapter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (kBuGL)

176 144 Why aren't the police investigating the sex slave ring in Seattle?
Posted by: wodun at November 09, 2021 04:16 PM (lFga6)

At a guess?

1. A protected class of people runs it;
2. The cops are paid off;
3. The cops are running it.

But back the blue, amiright?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (2JVJo)

Another Rotherham scenario? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (1SMSr)

177 NBC's David Henderson (@OakCliffLawyer) likens a Rittenhouse attacker to a teacher protecting kids from an active shooter

"No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Prime example of psychopathic Leftists not having the ability to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (2DOZq)

178 Too bad this didn't happen in FL. Lots of swamps and gators.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

179 Serious question here. Where can we donate to this man's defense fund?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (yzFcm)

180 Why is he being held on a 1 million dollar bond when a teen shot up a school and was released the next day on 75k...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (mqdDS)

181 The Ozark mountains are literally full of places you could hide a body that would likely never be found, unless by hunter after the remains had been scavenged and scattered. Buzzards can clean up a deer carcass in 24 hours. I've seen it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (o2MD2)

182 But back the blue, amiright?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM

Yeah, SOMEONE in their jurisdiction must have known it was going on and is likely involved. The bad eggs do make it harder to support the institution.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (ftFVW)

183 Wait, was that wrong? No one told him it was wrong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (A0cwl)

He's just a poor, aspiring country singer trying to turn his life around.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (EpDzw)

184 When a COB gets stomped do they get a little extra hardship pay?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (dfRN6)

185 He missed the opportunity to feed a starving pig

Posted by: Chicago Vota at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (ts6Zs)

186 Assuming the facts of the case as presented, temporary insanity seems reasonable - me on the jury.

That said, a simple castration with a rusty knife and dumped near a hospital would have sufficed. The schlong thrown in the river for good measure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (r5BVk)

187 I think the cinder block to the head was a nice touch. Extra points for style.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (0IeYL)

188 That happen to my daughter? They'd never find the miscreant, nor anybody who touched her.

It. Would. Be. Biblical....
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I'd put all I learned in the military to good use.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (ZnsQq)

189 If there is ever a case for jury nullification, it's this one.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (mf5HN)

190 Propaganda peeps working overtime on Kyle Rittenhouse might want to consider slander suits as a possible outcome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (A0cwl)

191 135 In news of other violence: Ana Kasparian has admitted this: "Initially, I was under the impression that Rittenhouse was the one chasing Joseph Rosenbaum. But I was wrong about that." Video clip here:

https://tinyurl.com/529fcwkp
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (ya129)

Ana will then pivot back to, "But Kyle went across state lines. STATE LINES, ppl!"

Posted by: Thrawn at November 09, 2021 04:32 PM (5aFbR)

192 Isn't that a Molly Hatchet album cover from back in the day?
Posted by: Mookie at November 09, 2021 04:30 PM (u+Y3T)

You're thinking of the first Death Dealer painting.

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 04:32 PM (1Yy3c)

193 This is where a friend with a boat comes in handy, and the cement block doubles as a weight.

The sea tells no tales.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

194 The Ozark mountains are literally full of places you could hide a body that would likely never be found, unless by a hunter after the remains had been scavenged and scattered. Buzzards can clean up a deer carcass in 24 hours. I've seen it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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*whistles innocently*

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:32 PM (ZnsQq)

195 156 I would never marry a man as aggressive as this father.
Hate has no home here.
Posted by: Karen Sipping My 5th Glass of Wine at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (2xGy+)

But you'd let him break you open like a shotgun on the hood of his Camaro.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:32 PM (kBuGL)

196 Unlawful disposal of human remains. They should fine him the appropriate amount...$100.

And the defense is going to have a field day with the prosecution's choosing of the jury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Q9lwr)

197 I think it would have been safer for Eisenmann to find a bridge over a deep gorge.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (rDgjh)

198 In news of other violence: Ana Kasparian has admitted this: "Initially, I was under the impression that Rittenhouse was the one chasing Joseph Rosenbaum. But I was wrong about that." Video clip here:

https://tinyurl.com/529fcwkp

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:26 PM (ya129)

WTFF? How could anyone be so stupid?

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

199
10% to the Big Guy. Who showered with his young daughter and still loves to sniff and fondle little kids.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM


I'm willing to give Joe the benefit of the doubt. Of course he did not have an incestuous relationship with his daughter. Period.

But why the hell is the FBI using battering rams in midnight raids to find out the sources of the information?

If the FBI thinks they're helping Joe, then they are too stupid to breath.

At this point, I'd guess that Joe porked her then insisted she get an abortion. Over the top in the year 2021? Not by a long stretch.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (dQvv7)

200 If someone whores your daughter against her will, it's not your right to brutally beat and kill him. It's your responsibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (/KPLX)

201 I bet he's sorry he left the body in the Honda for a year.

Why abandon a perfectly good Accord?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (A0cwl)

202 Another Rotherham scenario? Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (1SMSr)


Seattle had a reputation for being amazingly corrupt

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (P9T5R)

203 That said however, no child should ever be strapped. If you can't use your hand to deliver the punishment, then you're not disciplining. You are torturing your child. It also acts as a throttle for your anger when you use your hand and not a paddle or strap or belt.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (Tfp/g)

What's the point of having kids if you can't use them to work out your anger?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (1SMSr)

204 190 Propaganda peeps working overtime on Kyle Rittenhouse might want to consider slander suits as a possible outcome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (A0cwl)

Hawaiian Judge: "Plaintiff Kyle Rittenhouse has no standing."

Posted by: Thrawn at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (5aFbR)

205
"No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"

Okay, now do "teachers" who fornicate with their students.

Oh those angels! Always sacrificing themselves for their students.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (eBtHG)

206 Why is he being held on a 1 million dollar bond when a teen shot up a school and was released the next day on 75k...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (mqdDS)

And it's not likely that he'll run or even re-offend (as long as no one touches his daughter).

Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (1Yy3c)

207 178 Too bad this didn't happen in FL. Lots of swamps and gators.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh



Seattle has no shortages of places to hide a dead body. Puget Sound for example. The Pacific isn't to far away. Lots and lots of forests are all around. The damn Cascades are right there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

208 Why is he being held on a 1 million dollar bond when a teen shot up a school and was released the next day on 75k...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 09, 2021 04:31 PM (mqdDS)

Melanin content.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (EpDzw)

209 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Now, if all the kid did was slap the girl, then maybe the dad killing him went a little too far. But if you traffic a girl, the dad has every right to dispense of you as he sees fit.
Posted by: SH


AMEN.

Posted by: Conchita at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (mvepF)

210 WTFF? How could anyone be so stupid?
Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

Its not so hard.

Posted by: Ann Althouse at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (o2MD2)

211
They found the body after a year and then charged the father.

Sounds like maybe he would have gotten away with it if he'd hidden the body better.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (yCVKG)

212 181 The Ozark mountains are literally full of places you could hide a body that would likely never be found,

You would need a side by side or a quad to get the package to a place to hide far enough off even a beaten path.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (2xGy+)

213 And it's not likely that he'll run or even re-offend (as long as no one touches his daughter).
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (1Yy3c)

All of the other sex traffickers are scared if he is out on the streets.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (EpDzw)

214 And it's not likely that he'll run or even re-offend (as long as no one touches his daughter).
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (1Yy3c)

I doubt they would. He has sent that message loud and clear. Her suitors would be the most polite gentlemen on the face of the planet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (kBuGL)

215 F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack had an interesting solution to this dilemma. Jack's mom was killed by someone tossing a cinderblock off a freeway overpass. Jack tracks down the killer and then ties him and hangs him over the same overpass to get smashed to bits by passing semi trailers. He was only a teenager when he did this. You do NOT get on Repairman Jack's bad side.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (YIVH2)

216
WTFF? How could anyone be so stupid?
Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

Dude. It's Ana Kasparian. She's belligerently stupid. It's kind of her trademark.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (1SMSr)

217 Trafficking: I watched a video the other day about a charitable organization that works to get underage girls out of the sex trade in Cambodia. They provide them with room and board, education, then help them find work. The director said they can't take in the girls without the parents' permission, and that's the biggest impediment. He also said it's usually not a matter of the family's survival needs--the families often use the money to buy luxuries or just to avoid having to work.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (sWM8x)

218
1. A protected class of people runs it;
2. The cops are paid off;
3. The cops are running it.

But back the blue, amiright?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:28 PM (2JVJo)

Seattle is down 200 cops recently and, since the GPO riots twenty years ago, whenever they actually do their jobs the mayor and/or city council have public hearings where they publicly crap all over them. Seattle has a prosecutor who won't prosecute criminals an a city attorney who wants to abolish police and the last police chief who stood up for cops having the resources to do their jobs resigned after the city council decided to fire 100 cops & institute Affirmative Action in hiring new cops.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (BJKQV)

219 WTFF? How could anyone be so stupid?
Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)
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Well, maybe her lawyer suggested she correct that lie as mitigation in any future damage claim negotiation

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (A0cwl)

220 500 quatloos the dead kid was raised in the religion of peace.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (axyOa)

221 "We the Jury find the defendant, John Eisenman, NOT GUILTY."

Posted by: The Jury at November 09, 2021 04:35 PM (IvOC7)

222 You would need a side by side or a quad to get the package to a place to hide far enough off even a beaten path.
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Not a problem.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:36 PM (ZnsQq)

223 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Replying to @tomselliott
NBC's David Henderson (@OakCliffLawyer) likens a Rittenhouse attacker to a teacher protecting kids from an active shooter

"No one would think the teacher is in the wrong. You'd immediately know that the teacher was in the right to defend the students against the active shooter"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (FVME7)

Wait wait wait. This guy is advocating for having teachers carry gubs in the classroom to protect their students? I'd say that's a win for our side right there!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 09, 2021 04:36 PM (EU//e)

224 I'm not sad the boyfriend got what he probably deserved but the Dad defeated the purpose of rescuing his daughter as now they will be separated again and this tie he won't be there to help her if she gets in trouble again.
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As a father I can confidently state he accomplished his mission. He could use some help with clean up.
I might suggest hog pen, or wood chipper.

Posted by: Drc at November 09, 2021 04:36 PM (vbaSG)

225 181 The Ozark mountains are literally full of places you could hide a body that would likely never be found,
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There are so many caves where I live that an army of spelunkers could search for a thousand years and never find the body.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 04:36 PM (YIVH2)

226 He might get convicted, but the perp is still dead, and there is always the underlying threat that if you sell a man's daughter into sex slavery, he might lock you in the trunk of a car and bash your skull in with a cinder block.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (0ryfU)

227 Authorities have not confirmed that the boyfriend had any connection with the sex slavery but I assume the Father got it first hand from his daughter. Hopefully she was telling the truth.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

228 I approve.

Posted by: Vigil Auntie at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (WmGrA)

229 You would need a side by side or a quad to get the package to a place to hide far enough off even a beaten path.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (2xGy+)

No shortage of those here.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (o2MD2)

230 Loved that Frazetta cover when I first saw it in the mid-60s. Never thought it would be so appropriate to our present day culture.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (7EjX1)

231 Go Dad!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (4I/2K)

232 There are so many caves where I live that an army of spelunkers could search for a thousand years and never find the body.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Number of them on my daughter's and SiL's property.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (ZnsQq)

233 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (Tfp/g)

I bet we find out he went to the cops and they did nothing. Look the cops are just about worthless anymore. So, yeah, 20 years ago I would agree. Now, no reasonable jury would convict unless you can prove he got the wrong guy.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (EpDzw)

234 Hero's worse mistake was leaving the body where it could be found this century., otherwise bravo.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (2JoB8)

235 Boyfriend's name was Andrew Sorensen. This article mentions a crowdfund for the dad's legal defense.

https://tinyurl.com/anffu4wd

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (l7udz)

236 So many holes in the world.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (AtfPU)

237 But why the hell is the FBI using battering rams in midnight raids to find out the sources of the information?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM (dQvv7)

To find the sources or to destroy (or "lose") all copies of the information?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (BJKQV)

238 227 Authorities have not confirmed that the boyfriend had any connection with the sex slavery but I assume the Father got it first hand from his daughter. Hopefully she was telling the truth.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (ya129)

239 As a father I can confidently state he accomplished his mission. He could use some help with clean up.
I might suggest hog pen, or wood chipper.
Posted by: Drc

Bathtub of phosphoric acid.

Posted by: Walter White at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (WmGrA)

240 Ana will then pivot back to, "But Kyle went across state lines. STATE LINES, ppl!"
Posted by: Thrawn


So did pantyfa and blm.

Posted by: Conchita at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (IlL7x)

241 Caves are a tough place to drag a body through. Hell, buzzards gotta eat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (o2MD2)

242 I think it would have been safer for Eisenmann to find a bridge over a deep gorge.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at November 09, 2021 04:33 PM


Bridge over a deep gorge, fish netting, chicken wire, live crabs, cement blocks, body. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (EughT)

243 Real testimony:

"How do you say his name?"

"Grosskreutz"

"Gross groyts?

"Good enough."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (eBtHG)

244 224: Meat grinder and then feed him to his associates a la Cartman.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (yzFcm)

245 If police ranks are thinner and the Fibbies are busy cleaning up after the Biden druggies, that does leave wide latitude for direct action by crime victims. Just an observation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (A0cwl)

246 I've never much cared for cinder blocks as a construction product, but for blunt force trauma it has its advantages.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (+xGNi)

247 I say that mainly because strapping a kid doesn't work. A slap on the ass works when they're toddlers but not much when they get older. This is not icky psycho babble. This is proven. Those that abuse their children, their children will grow up to be abusers also.

It self perpetuates. And one would have to ask if you have to apply that much harm to get thru to the kid then maybe you ought to take a closer look at how you're parenting and maybe get some help with controlling the child.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (Tfp/g)

248 I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Now, if all the kid did was slap the girl, then maybe the dad killing him went a little too far. But if you traffic a girl, the dad has every right to dispense of you as he sees fit.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

Agree. The punk for all intensive purposes ended that girls life if dad didn't intervene. Said punk forfeits his own.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (KTaZ8)

249 As a father I can confidently state he accomplished his mission. He could use some help with clean up.
I might suggest hog pen, or wood chipper.
Posted by: Drc

Bathtub of phosphoric acid.
Posted by: Walter White


Boat. Orcas. Whale shit.

Posted by: Conchita at November 09, 2021 04:39 PM (IlL7x)

250 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2021 04:27 PM (Tfp/g)

I bet we find out he went to the cops and they did nothing. Look the cops are just about worthless anymore. So, yeah, 20 years ago I would agree. Now, no reasonable jury would convict unless you can prove he got the wrong guy.

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Obviously, we are just commenting here. This would be a case where it would be good to get some additional facts about what happened. It should be investigated. But if the story holds up, that's enough for me.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

251 Kill him Marv, kill him good.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 09, 2021 04:40 PM (fvaaX)

252 >>>This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

The right of a father to exact justice for his daughter far predates any concept of recognizable secular law. Assholes like this kid would be well advised to remember that IF a prosecutor actually tries the case and IF he gets charged by a grand jury and IF they actually find a jury to convict him, he'll go to bed in a jail cell happy for the rest of his life knowing he did the right thing.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (T/vhV)

253 This is one of the kind of story where you want the guy to get off but you know that regardless of what the kid did, it wasn't the right of the father to kill him.

Bull. Shit.

Do that to my daughter. See what happens next.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (OG7NC)

254 Cinderblocks are unwieldy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (AtfPU)

255 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM


Yeah, but the thing is us good people are not seeing any non-extra-judicial punishment of bad people for quite a long time.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (EughT)

256 This guy is not guilty.

Posted by: Revenant at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (c3dw6)

257 Guy should have dispose of the body better. Lime is very good I hear. Taking of finger tips and removing teeth premordem.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (iDcra)

258
This witness just testified that the lead prosecutor tricked him into identifying someone at the scene. Interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:41 PM (eBtHG)

259 I am coming to the conclusion vigilante justice is going to be needed more often.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (2JoB8)

260 Does anyone know if the cinderblock is okay?

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (cNsIJ)

261 The characterizing of convicted felons participating in the riot, burning and looting of a city, all while carrying illegally concealed firearms, while also stalking/chasing an underage citizen, one who normally would not feel the need to defend themselves, as "teachers defending students from an active shooter" is just so offensive on every level. Its actually evil on any scale of evaluation based on the evidence at hand.

Why this judge hasn't stopped this at this point and issued a directed verdict of not guilty is beyond comprehension...and it portends a miscarriage of justice about to happen.

Posted by: Boswell at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (5iUNf)

262 So there is some semblance of justice in the State of Washington. I wonder will this inspire citizens to march on DC and other corrupt places?

Posted by: Locke Common at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (ZPOJT)

263
Whoa!

Witness just called the prosecutor a liar!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (eBtHG)

264 The FBI was building a case against the perp. In 3 years they were going to arrest him and turn him informant to get a bigger fish. Dad ruined it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0ryfU)

265 If someone whores your daughter against her will, it's not your right to brutally beat and kill him. It's your responsibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:34 PM (/KPLX)




This should be law. But of course, Congress sucks. And they'd look the other way if it was their daughter.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (RAodA)

266 #1 - I will bless this man's commissary weekly if he does time.

#2 - his only mistake was leaving enough to be found and identified.

Posted by: cranyjanne at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (HPV+X)

267 I can't say I blame him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (DU+/6)

268 There are usually access roads near interstates, even big piles of gravel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (AtfPU)

269 As a father I would rather live the rest of my life in prison then allow someone who had done this to my daughter get away with it, or even get a slap on the wrist from a judge. Living for the rest of my life with the knowledge would be worse than any prison I can imagine.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (BJKQV)

270 I think it would have been safer for Eisenmann to find a bridge over a deep gorge.


Like a bridge over a deep gorge, I will lay the body down....

Posted by: Mookie at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (u+Y3T)

271 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM
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Totally agree. The only thing worse is no justice at all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (A0cwl)

272 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM


Vigilante justice grows when "regular" justice fails. We're at that point.

Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (FJYfm)

273
I'm sure the Main Stream Media would find the story of a political figure engaged in incestuous behavior with a young daughter 'beyond the pale' to report upon. Depending upon the ( ) behind the name.

Yet someones door is being busted down with a battering ram to keep the truth from being revealed? Maybe the FBI gave a 'tell' in this over-the-top reaction. In other words, it stinks so bad, they are hoping for the outrage against the top.

I wish the outrage was real, and magnificent.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (dQvv7)

274 Yeah, but did the daughter tell her daddy the truth of what happened, or did she willingly sell her ass on the streets and then blame her BF when daddy found out?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (cSs/W)

275 262 So there is some semblance of justice in the State of Washington. I wonder will this inspire citizens to march on DC and other corrupt places?
Posted by: Locke Common at November 09, 2021 04:42 PM (ZPOJT)

This sounds like a call for domestic terrorism.

Posted by: FBI at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (1SMSr)

276 A cinder block seems to be a weapon of convenience to me. He should have brought a filet knife with him.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (2xGy+)

277
The witness just put the Prosecutor on trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (eBtHG)

278 This auburn-haired lady wearing olive drab and fingering some impressive hardware would vote to acquit if she were on the jury:
https://is.gd/nW1eut

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

279 Molly Hatchet bitchez

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (sJHOI)

280 The FBI was building a case against the perp. In 3 years they were going to arrest him and turn him informant to get a bigger fish. Dad ruined it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (0ryfU)

No, wait, he was the FBI informant infiltrating a right-wing terrorist organization. Dad just ruined their case.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (EpDzw)

281 You want to talk about what is right and what is justice? Tell me about the January 6 trespassers rotting in jail is justice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (o2MD2)

282 >>>Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.

Answer is sort of. In that if it is necessary it means that your system of judicial punishment has outright failed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (T/vhV)

283 A neighborhood not far from our son's house has a big wild hog problem. A guy was on the local news whose yard "was" the nicest in the neighborhood. He took video of about a half dozen big hogs and their many offspring literally digging up his entire yard.

And of course local Karens are squealing about eradicating the hogs (which are not a native species, and will disembowel a dog) because "the hogs were here first!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

284
Unless you're a serial killer, you don't beat a guy with a cinder-block and then shank him a bunch of times on a regular basis. That's a crazy violent, pissed-off attack. To me, it's almost mitigating... like "why would you do something like this, unless he *really* fucked up?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (/KPLX)

285 Off stinking sock

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (IlL7x)

286 Vigilante justice grows when "regular" justice fails. We're at that point.

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Its always been an accepted form of judgment for certain crimes. This falls within such exception.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

287 I still think the SDNY/FIBS were searching to see if PV had some new story in the pipeline.

Ashley's possibly diary is old old news. I know I read here people talking about the showers with daddy Joe. Either the person who had the diary tried to shop it around to various outfits and one started the rumor or Ashley mentioned that in rehab and someone passed it along to some publisher. PV didn't publish anything from what was offered to them as 'Ashley's diary' and handed it off to LE in 2020 with a "we have no idea if this is complete fiction."

Quite wise of PV to be wary that someone might be trying to set them up and would then widely publicize "we made this up" to smear them. Possibly SDNY just wants to publish PV for publishing inconvenient stories; but its more fun to imagine a spy novel plot where the the DS bad guys are trying to prevent PV from exposing some unknown crime.

Posted by: PaleRider, clinging on at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (3cGpq)

288 And of course local Karens are squealing about eradicating the hogs (which are not a native species, and will disembowel a dog) because "the hogs were here first!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


No they weren't. They were brought by Spanish explorers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (IlL7x)

289 I am coming to the conclusion vigilante justice is going to be needed more often.
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That is where all of this is headed. And it seems to be intentional. The big mistake the elites are making is they think they can stuff that genie back into the bottle once they get their desired outcome. Lawmen weren't invented to protect the victims. They were invented to protect the perpetrators.

Posted by: Drc at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (vbaSG)

290 Do that to my daughter. See what happens next.
___

Some things I will not let slide.
I have granddaughters who are six and soon to be eight, as well as two adult daughters.

The thought of any of them being mistreated in that manner...
*closes eyes and takes a deep breath*

Some things are too horrific to bear thinking about, especially my reaction.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (ZnsQq)

291 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are are so proud of President Biden for shutting down another filthy, dirty, CO2 dumper pipeline. We must do are part to save the world for all the childrin around the world. Do you want to live with a conscious that reminds you that you be killed the earth and all it's children???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (otFiP)

292 *throws penalty flag*

No drills, blowtorch or lighter fluid. Ten yard penalty and loss of down.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (5dQn5)

293 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.

Turning my daughter into a sex slave carries a mandatory death sentence. If the police won't carry it out - I will. End of story.

You are more than welcome to be more lenient with your daughter.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (OG7NC)

294 Hey Henry, what do you like, the wing or the leg? Or the old hearts and lungs?

Posted by: Tommy at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (mNhhD)

295 Dead guy was Flirting With Disaster

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (BFigT)

296 And of course local Karens are squealing about eradicating the hogs (which are not a native species, and will disembowel a dog) because "the hogs were here first!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


No they weren't. They were brought by Spanish explorers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (IlL7x)

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Yep. But Karens Know All.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

297 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 04:38 PM (ya129)
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No, but it beats the alternative of "no punishment." The courts have been doing their level best - along with the DAs and police brass - to make that assumption the norm. When that happens, vigilantism is going to make a comeback because it beats the alternative of "no punishment" or, even worse, "they are allowed."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

298 This auburn-haired lady wearing olive drab and fingering some impressive hardware would vote to acquit if she were on the jury:
https://is.gd/nW1eut

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (DU+/6)


M1919 Browning .30 cal. light machine gun

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

299 Soon on the path we are going on the right political side your on will see if you get justice or not.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (2JoB8)

300 block and then shank him a bunch of times on a regular basis. That's a crazy violent, pissed-off attack. To me, it's almost mitigating... like "why would you do something like this, unless he *really* fucked up?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (/KPLX)

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Make any bets the kid mouthed off to the father maybe even mocked dad a bit?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (ZwxDF)

301 Yeah, but did the daughter tell her daddy the truth of what happened, or did she willingly sell her ass on the streets and then blame her BF when daddy found out?

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We are certainly operating under the assumption that what dad has reported is true. We can all stipulate that if it was all false, we might change our opinion. May depend on how big a scumbag the young man actually was.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (sX1BW)

302 This is where a friend with a boat comes in handy, and the cement block doubles as a weight.

You have to cut open the body, otherwise putrefaction gases bloat the corpse and bring it to the surface, regardless of the weight.

Try deep water, but don't bring a cell phone. Also, try not to have a boat with any sort of GPS that can be tracked later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (2JVJo)

303 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.
Posted by: m

This is one of those cases about which they say hard cases make bad law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (m4j0i)

304 288 And of course local Karens are squealing about eradicating the hogs (which are not a native species, and will disembowel a dog) because "the hogs were here first!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


No they weren't. They were brought by Spanish explorers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (IlL7x)

Eating bacon is a way at getting even with feral hogs' destruction of crops.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

305 Do they not have bats in Washington.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (AtfPU)

306 150
Former actress and current twitter activist, malissa milano, must be outraged at the judge today. The judge just overruled yet another objection by the prosecution.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Who's The Boss used to creep me out in that her underage character always seemed like she couldn't wait to fuck and Danza was constantly having to hold her back.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (oA+QO)

307 Father Beats to Death the Man Who Sold His Daughter Into Sex Slavery


I'm not saying I approve, but I understand.





Who am I fooling, I approve wholeheartedly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (yQpMk)

308 Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:43 PM (BJKQV)

I don't understand this. Being there for your daughter is more important than the ultimate revenge and prison. I would like to know more about what he did after rescuing his daughter to bring these people to justice before taking it into his own hands. That said , you can't leave a body that can be found.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (2DOZq)

309 He was beatin the odds
He was Beatin the odds
He was beaten the guy with his brick...

Posted by: Beeman at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (fdTtJ)

310 296 And of course local Karens are squealing about eradicating the hogs (which are not a native species, and will disembowel a dog) because "the hogs were here first!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

We've got something similar here.. Mountain lion prowling in downtown neighborhood.. Even warned people to keep small animals and kids inside... remarks after the article begging them not to hurt the mountain lion

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (0PUU9)

311 The Earth has children?

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

312 This auburn-haired lady wearing olive drab and fingering some impressive hardware would vote to acquit if she were on the jury:
https://is.gd/nW1eut


Oooooo....
Like a run-away machine gun, I'd let her ride the lightening!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (axyOa)

313 Posted by: UGAdawg at November 09, 2021 04:25 PM (tRd71)

Exactly. I've got a wonderful, sweet, precious little 5y/o daughter. If, at any point in her life something like this happens to her, there's not a chance in hell I'm going to wait for the gears of justice to grind.

I don't want the punk doing 10 years and getting out on parole. I want his life snuffed out, and I'll happily do time for the rest of my life after making it happen.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (wNDOJ)

314 When it comes to machine guns, I am partial to John Moses Browning's first model in 30-40. His tater digger had character, and goes so well with a smokey the bear hat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (o2MD2)

315 I don't understand this. Being there for your daughter is more important than the ultimate revenge and prison.

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The women I know would probably disagree.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

316 That girl has a father who loves her.

Damn.
More fathers should love their daughters and want to protect them. It would certainly make bad people think twice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (82dwe)

317 276 A cinder block seems to be a weapon of convenience to me. He should have brought a filet knife with him.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 04:44 PM (2xGy+)

It was an AC-69 Assault Cinderblock. It had a pistol grip and a fitting for a chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (BJKQV)

318 "You have to cut open the body, otherwise putrefaction gases bloat the corpse and bring it to the surface, regardless of the weight."

Can you just poke a bunch of holes in him like a potato you bake in a microwave?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)

319
Judge slaps down Prosecutor once again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (eBtHG)

320 Molly Hatchet

https://youtu.be/jTZHHQplIX8

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (sAmhv)

321 Damn, I'm sorry he got caught.

I say the Deplorables should hire him to combat Baltimore Nan, Hillary's goons, and Barry's Global Goon.

Posted by: gm at November 09, 2021 04:51 PM (vMzmy)

322 Cinderblocks are inadequate to hold a body down, for very long. I've seen a bloated corpse float a V-8 cylinder head, which is far heavier than cinder block.

Decomposition gasses in the gut really give that ol' meat-balloon a helluva lot of lift.

Moral of the story. Gut 'em before ya sink 'em. Make for some happy crabs in the bargain!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 04:51 PM (QzJWU)

323 Do they not have bats in Washington.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (AtfPU)


No!

Posted by: The Mariners at November 09, 2021 04:51 PM (axyOa)

324 Possibly SDNY just wants to publish PV for publishing inconvenient stories; but its more fun to imagine a spy novel plot where the the DS bad guys are trying to prevent PV from exposing some unknown crime.
Posted by: PaleRider, clinging on at November 09, 2021 04:45 PM (3cGpq)

Quite possibly DOG wants to dig into PV accounting and contacts.

That''s the true motive.

We have become a banana republic.

Posted by: Golfman at November 09, 2021 04:51 PM (uf6rU)

325 It will be interesting to see if the Rittenhouse jury folds under doxxing pressure.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (H8QX8)

326 Father Beats to Death the Man Who Sold His Daughter Into Sex Slavery


60 year old dad.

At a certain point in life, the possibility of, "Life in Prison without parole" doesn't have the deterrent it might once have had.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

327 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2021 04:51 PM (QzJWU)

Jim thats why you cut vent holes through the gut.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (o2MD2)

328 Who's The Boss used to creep me out in that her underage character always seemed like she couldn't wait to fuck and Danza was constantly having to hold her back.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (oA+QO)

She wanted to get her future career in Skinemax movies started early?

Posted by: Thrawn at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (5aFbR)

329 Do they not have bats in Washington.
Posted by: Boss Moss

No!
Posted by: The Mariners


*snort
ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (IlL7x)

330 302 You have to cut open the body, otherwise putrefaction gases bloat the corpse and bring it to the surface, regardless of the weight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:47 PM (2JVJo)

Why does that make me think of the joke of the Englishman, Frenchman, and Pollock caught by Cannibals?
The cannibals told them they were going to cook them, eat them, and use their skin to make canoes. The chief allows them to chose how they will die.
The Englishman asks for a pistol, says, "For Queen and Country!", and shoots himself.
The Frenchman asks for a sword, says "Vive Le France!" and runs himself through.
The Pollock asks for a fork.
The chief says, "A fork? Okay".
The Pollock then stabs himself repeatedly, saying " You'll never make a canoe out of me!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

331 I am grout!

Posted by: Boyfriend Sex Trafficker at November 09, 2021 04:53 PM (+xGNi)

332 SHOOT BASH HEAD IN WITH CINDERBLOCK AND STAB

SHOVEL

SHUT-UP

Dad forgot the 3 basic steps of vigilante justice.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2021 04:53 PM (5NkmN)

333 Look at England and thousands of girls who were abused and some killed by the Muslim " grooming gangs", very few were ever prosecuted

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 04:53 PM (2JoB8)

334 Who's The Boss used to creep me out in that her underage character always seemed like she couldn't wait to fuck and Danza was constantly having to hold her back.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (oA+QO)


The boy on there was creepier. He wanted sex, too, but not the good kind.

Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

335 .45 and a shovel. You need both.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (AtfPU)

336 Just remember, the people wailing and gnashing their teeth over what the dad did are the very same people who have voted to defund the police.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (ZwxDF)

337 I love stories with a happy ending.

Posted by: Dad of Six at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (kSZfR)

338 Pretty standard stuff for third world hellholes and failed states ... like the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Match Checksout at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (dYe5S)

339 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (5dQn5)

340 Can you just poke a bunch of holes...

When you say poke you mean shoot right?

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (2xGy+)

341 See this dad should have read a few Jack Reacher Books. I believe there is a website "Tips from Jack Reacher". Like always carry a penny. It can be used as a screwdriver for changing license plates. And many other useful tips.

Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (CE4w9)

342
We have also discovered in the trunk, in addition to the body, an additional 12,000 votes against the NJ truck driver who only spent $153 to start his campaign. Justice is served.

Posted by: NJ Election Commision at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (dQvv7)

343 Oh my, the Rittenhouse trial is a dumpster fire for the prosecution. A witness is now on the stand saying that ADA Binger tried to get him to change his testimony. Both defense witnesses have told the prosecution today they are wrong in their statements. It's been hilarious.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (EpDzw)

344 It will be interesting to see if the Rittenhouse jury folds under doxxing pressure.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (H8QX


I presume they will. Rittenhouse is going to jail.

If not for this, then for not being able to come up with money for all the civil suits waiting to bankrupt his ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (2JVJo)

345 .45 and a shovel. You need both.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Backhoe and a hog farm are nice investments.

Posted by: Walter White at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (WmGrA)

346 335 .45 and a shovel. You need both.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (AtfPU)

I've often tell my wife that before she buries me, she should hit me with the shovel the 2nd time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

347 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (otFiP)

I would bet every chip on my table that you are hiding the truth behind that sock.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (Ocv6A)

348 "Beatin" The Odds ( with a cinder block )

That kid was flirtin with disaster.

No guts, no glory

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (M+Lyo)

349 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


Maybe God wanted the Dad to do the repaying.

Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (FJYfm)

350 345 .45 and a shovel. You need both.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Backhoe and a hog farm are nice investments.

Posted by: Walter White at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (WmGrA)

Or a pork ribs joint, ala "Fried Green Tomatoes"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

351 China Joe and his merry band of liberal monkey spanks to outlaw cinder blocks in 4.3.2.1.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (yzFcm)

352 Wad he fully vaccinated?

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (QCc6B)

353 I'm not totally opposed to citizens taking out the trash, but the legal system should get first dibs. And you'd better be right.
Posted by: SMFH at November 09, 2021 04:15 PM (u/7wY)

"Permanent" justice demands absolute surety of guilt.
But giving the legal system first dibs in this age of corruption and decadence in government probably just puts you on a list if they decide not to prosecute and then the accused goes missing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (MFphb)

354
Maybe God wanted the Dad to do the repaying.
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (FJYfm)

God can always use the help

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (0PUU9)

355 Who's The Boss used to creep me out in that her underage character always seemed like she couldn't wait to fuck and Danza was constantly having to hold her back.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2021 04:48 PM (oA+QO)


https://youtu.be/eYbjHHZA1Js

"Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam" VHS

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

356 Judge slaps down Prosecutor once again.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (eBtHG)

When it's this mind-numbingly obvious that a prosecutor is prosecuting an innocent man is there any kind of punishment that can be brought against the prosecutor? Shouldn't they get personally sued or fired or imprisoned for trying to imprison an obviously innocent man?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (BJKQV)

357 60 year old dad.

At a certain point in life, the possibility of, "Life in Prison without parole" doesn't have the deterrent it might once have had.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (gmo/4)


Applies to grandpas too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)

358 I would bet every chip on my table that you are hiding the truth behind that sock.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (Ocv6A)

Yeah, that is Allah Pundit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:57 PM (o2MD2)

359 344 It will be interesting to see if the Rittenhouse jury folds under doxxing pressure.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 09, 2021 04:52 PM (H8QX

I presume they will. Rittenhouse is going to jail.

If not for this, then for not being able to come up with money for all the civil suits waiting to bankrupt his ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (2JVJo

Counter sue the Media for defamation. They've said all sorts of false shit about Kyle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

360 Molly Hatchet

https://youtu.be/jTZHHQplIX8

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 09, 2021 04:50 PM (sAmhv)

That's a good one.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 04:57 PM (KnJdm)

361 339 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (5dQn5)

I don't know -- righteous wrath has been in scarce supply. Maybe as JFK said, here on earth, God's work must truly be our own.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 09, 2021 04:57 PM (H8QX8)

362 I sure hope he was wearing a mask.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:57 PM (AtfPU)

363 i woul have filled his throat with spray foam

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (b+v9B)

364 Eisenman. This guy just might be relate to me.

My maternal grandmother's got some in her tree...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (ZSK0i)

365 Both defense witnesses have told the prosecution today they are wrong in their statements.

Did you mean prosecution witnesses?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (r5BVk)

366 351 China Joe and his merry band of liberal monkey spanks to outlaw cinder blocks in 4.3.2.1.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 09, 2021 04:56 PM (yzFcm)

Can't have assault bricks or blocks. Nobody needs more than 7 bricks at a time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (ynpvh)

367 Related, dammit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (ZSK0i)

368 Since Molly Hatchet was upthread, here's Gator Country:
https://youtu.be/p1V58JberLI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (DU+/6)

369 Could have just dumped the body in Chicago. Murder clearance rate there is like 40% and probably more like 10% if you don't literally post video of yourself doing the killing to Instagram.

Posted by: Match Checksout at November 09, 2021 04:58 PM (dYe5S)

370 We need common sense cinderblock control. For the children!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (o2MD2)

371 I presume they will. Rittenhouse is going to jail.

If not for this, then for not being able to come up with money for all the civil suits waiting to bankrupt his ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 04:55 PM (2JVJo)

*slides black jelly beans away from MP4*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)

372 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


God can do the avenging. I'll just arrange the meeting.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (IlL7x)

373 Great Twinkee Defense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (AtfPU)

374 From PJ Media right now. Someone was caught taking secret video of jurors in Kyle Rittenhouse trial:

https://tinyurl.com/256c8bph

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

375 "We must do are part to save the world for all the childrin around the world."

I am Mary! I mentioned earlier that I am building a hedgerow from recycled dog shit.

Posted by: f'd at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (Tnijr)

376 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord."-Romans 12:19
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM


The Lord helps those who help themselves.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (EughT)

377 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


"When justice is done, it brings joy to the righteous but terror to evildoers."

Proverbs 21:15

Posted by: Oddbob at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (nfrXX)

378 Praise the Lord and pass the shovel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)

379 Allon said, "a word of caution, though: this forecast is still in the unreliable time frame - the models could easily shift. But saying that, the GFS predicting such a widespread blast of cold and with such confidence, too, does lead me to believe that this, or something similar, is indeed about to play out - and if it does, cold-records will be threatened across almost every state."

Climate models have a hard time predicting the weather next week. But 50 years from now? All up in it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (0ryfU)

380 Oven cleaner and a fishbat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (AtfPU)

381 293 Extrajudicial punishment is not a good thing.

Turning my daughter into a sex slave carries a mandatory death sentence. If the police won't carry it out - I will. End of story.

You are more than welcome to be more lenient with your daughter.
Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 09, 2021 04:46 PM (OG7NC)

I would definitely be more lenient. Death would not be involved. Not for a loooong time...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (NsZKl)

382 Good for Dad.

Not guilty.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (mD/uy)

383 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19


Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2021 04:54 PM (5dQn5)

For everyone else, there's cinder blocks and stabby things.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (KnJdm)

384 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19
___

Thank you.

It's so easy to be swept up in emotions, especially when it comes to our loved ones who have been hurt.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (ZnsQq)

385 Frazetta's stuff was used in D&D manuals IIRC.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2021 05:00 PM (KAi1n)

386 Grump928 seemed to have the Alyssa Milano reference a little too handy.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 09, 2021 05:01 PM (wNDOJ)

387 The Lord helps those who help themselves.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (EughT)

----

No.

If we are capable of helping ourselves, then there is no need for a Savior.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:01 PM (ZwxDF)

388 No.

If we are capable of helping ourselves, then there is no need for a Savior.
Posted by: Blake
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (ZnsQq)

389 Frazetta's stuff was used in D&D manuals IIRC.


And just about every scif-fi book around back in those days...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)

390 There was a case in Louisiana where a man abducted a young boy and took him out of state, for the usual purposes of course. They pedophile was arrested and brought back through the Baron Rouge airport. Unfortunately for him Dad was waiting there and shot the perp in the head. As I recall the system treated Dad sympathetically.

Posted by: Javems at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (zVpyY)

391 Like always carry a penny. It can be used as a screwdriver for changing license plates.
---
My plate was stolen one time. The cop told me to get Allen-head screws. He said flat heads were easy to take off, but no thieves walk around with an Allen wrench in their pockets.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (sWM8x)

392 another day, another late afternoon disaster for the prosecution in the Rittenhouse trial. (Andrew Branca is live blogging it, I'm following his notes) If I understand what happened, Prosecutor Kraus brought in a witness who was supposed to be negative for Rittenhouse. Instead, his testimony was favorable. Prosecutor Kraus was furious; I'll paraphrase: "Why have you changed your testimony from what you told us before?" Witness - "well actually this is what I told you." Kraus - "No it isn't, not at all, how can you say that?" Witness - "Well this is what I told you at first, but then the DA made me sign a statement which was more of what he wanted me to say. "

oh, and this witness has a speech impediment, and so the Prosecutor (in front of the jury) spent 10 minutes yelling at and trying to badger some poor guy with a speech impediment, who was supposed to be HIS witness.

Everyone in that courtroom hates the Prosecutors now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)

393 I'm watching the Rittenhouse trial on Rekieta Law on delay and they just showed Huber's corpse. That was unsettling.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE)

394 On the plus side, Biden's approval is higher than Harris'.

So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (kBuGL)

395
Yeah, the Judge's chair is really cool.

It has a "roof" on it, like the roof of a courthouse. Kinda reminds me of a Japanese motif or Jap architecture where everything has a roof on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (eBtHG)

396 Where's his medal?

Posted by: PNC(SW) Mac at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (8FJPP)

397 Jane and nothing will happen since they are on the right side of social justice

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (2JoB8)

398 i woul have filled his throat with spray foam

Drano.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (nxdel)

399 >>380 Oven cleaner and a fishbat.

Love the fishbat. Lead filled is best fishbat.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (2xGy+)

400 And just about every scif-fi book around back in those days...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)

My copies of the Barsoom books are, I think. Dejah Thoris is stacked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (kBuGL)

401 It will be interesting to see if the Rittenhouse jury folds under doxxing pressure.


I hope not.
I really hope not.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (axyOa)

402 It is said that God is always on the side of the big battalions.

Posted by: Francois-Marie Arouet at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

403 My plate was stolen one time. The cop told me to get Allen-head screws. He said flat heads were easy to take off, but no thieves walk around with an Allen wrench in their pockets.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Torx FTW.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (WmGrA)

404 Cinderblocks are actually pretty fragile. They can hold up a lot of static weight in compression, but they aren't good for bludgeoning. I'd be afraid to break a perfectly good cinderblock.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (Y5qcH)

405 is said that God is always on the side of the big battalions.

Posted by: Francois-Marie Arouet at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

-----

6 Day War.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (ZwxDF)

406 Did some leather work for a guy that trained dogs to sniff out bodies underwater. Should have tried a different angle.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (+ya+t)

407 "Why have you changed your testimony from what you told us before?" Witness - "well actually this is what I told you." Kraus - "No it isn't, not at all, how can you say that?" Witness - "Well this is what I told you at first, but then the DA made me sign a statement which was more of what he wanted me to say. "

Uff da.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (IlL7x)

408 *slides black jelly beans away from MP4*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (kBuGL)


I know, I know.

I'm hoping I have a happier outlook on life next year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (2JVJo)

409 A penny is pretty damn worthless as a screwdriver. That crap is written by people who have never handled any tool other than their own.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (o2MD2)

410 I'm watching the Rittenhouse trial on Rekieta Law on delay and they just showed Huber's corpse. That was unsettling.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE)


Was his face frozen in fear and horror?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (yQpMk)

411 and they just showed Huber's corpse. That was unsettling.

He should have done a better job of investigating the spying on Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (r5BVk)

412 I'm watching the Rittenhouse trial on Rekieta Law on delay and they just showed Huber's corpse. That was unsettling.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (YYlyE)


And right now, that's really all the prosecution has. "2 people are dead! Really dead! Look at the pics! And you're just going to let this guy walk?" Who knows? Sometimes that's enough, with a weak-willed jury.

Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (FJYfm)

413 There was a case in Louisiana where a man abducted a young boy and took him out of state, for the usual purposes of course. They pedophile was arrested and brought back through the Baron Rouge airport. Unfortunately for him Dad was waiting there and shot the perp in the head. As I recall the system treated Dad sympathetically.
Posted by: Javems
___

In a graphic scene, accused kidnapper Jeffrey Doucet is escorted through the Baton Rouge airport and is shot by Leon Gary Plauche, the father of Doucet's victim Jody Plauche.

https://tinyurl.com/3hfs5rbx

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (ZnsQq)

414 Did some leather work for a guy that trained dogs to sniff out bodies underwater. Should have tried a different angle.
Posted by: dartist

How well do the dogs do after the body has been passed through a killer whale?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (IlL7x)

415 I'd be afraid to break a perfectly good cinderblock.


If it breaks, you know you're applying sufficient force.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)

416 407 "Why have you changed your testimony from what you told us before?" Witness - "well actually this is what I told you." Kraus - "No it isn't, not at all, how can you say that?" Witness - "Well this is what I told you at first, but then the DA made me sign a statement which was more of what he wanted me to say. "

Uff da.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2021 05:04 PM (IlL7x)

Then the question is why did they sign it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (kBuGL)

417 "Do not take revenge my dear friends, but leave room for Gods wrath, for it is written, "it is mine to avenge; I will repay", says the Lord. "

Romans 12:19

This sin is also forgivable. Just like any other that does not deny Christ's divinity.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (Ocv6A)

418 Love the fishbat. Lead filled is best fishbat.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 05:03 PM (2xGy+)

Fishbat? Wasn't that the MIG 22.5?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (P3gRi)

419
Prosecutor: Would you describe our meeting as cordial and uneventful?

Witness: [shrugs and nods no] ...besides that uneasy feeling I had...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (eBtHG)

420 My only real concern with this type of fair play is - many folks don't have a cinder block handy. If a semi-auto is the only thing within reach, where the brass went is problematic.

*makes note to begin looking for a wheel nug*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (mD/uy)

421 Everything I know about disposing of bodies I learned on Breaking Bad from Jesse Pinkman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (K4NkF)

422 There was once dam that was failing. People were trying to save the dam, but there was major risk that it could fail. To prepare against that eventuality, the government in the town downstream issued an evacuation order. They sent buses to take people out who couldn't leave on their own. The bus stopped in front of a house with a man on the porch and encouraged him to board. The man said, "No thank you. I am a faithful man, and I know the Lord will save me."

The dam broke and the town flooded. The state sent boats through to look for anyone left behind. They found the man in a 2nd-story window. He refused to board and said, "The Lord will save me." The waters continued to rise and Guard sent a helicopter for the man. He refused and said, "No thank you, the Lord will save me."

The man drowned and ascended to heaven. Upon his meeting with the Almighty he asked, "I was faithful all my life. Why did you not save me?" The Almighty responded, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a helicopter."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 05:06 PM (DU+/6)

423 The Lord helps those who help themselves.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM (EughT)

The Lord can still get his.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 05:06 PM (KnJdm)

424 The Lord helps those who help themselves.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 04:59 PM
----
No.

If we are capable of helping ourselves, then there is no need for a Savior.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:01 PM


If I ever have to resort to extra-judicial justice I will gladly defend myself before God.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 05:06 PM (EughT)

425 This reminds me of the case where a dad beat to death the guy who raped his little 5 year old girl. Texas jury refused to indict.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2021 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

426 This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 09, 2021 05:07 PM (XvPQV)

427 Everyone in that courtroom hates the Prosecutors now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)

Awesome.

Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

428 The man drowned and ascended to heaven. Upon his meeting with the Almighty he asked, "I was faithful all my life. Why did you not save me?" The Almighty responded, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a helicopter."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2021 05:06 PM (DU+/6)


Aaaaaand... stolen!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 05:08 PM (wAnMi)

429 427 Everyone in that courtroom hates the Prosecutors now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)

Awesome.
Posted by: flounder at November 09, 2021 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

They are pretty slimy sacks of shit in bad suits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:08 PM (kBuGL)

430
Whoa!

Witness just scolded the obese Prosectuor!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:09 PM (eBtHG)

431 Then the question is why did they sign it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (kBuGL)

Because the ADA is slimy and pressured him.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:09 PM (EpDzw)

432
He beat him to death with a cinder block. And also, stabbed him.



Trust me, it could have been worse.

Posted by: Zombie Rasputin at November 09, 2021 05:09 PM (n+4am)

433 They are pretty slimy sacks of shit in bad suits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:08 PM (kBuGL)



I am still chuckling over the Moron appellation of Littlefinger for Binger.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

434 Kraus seems rude and slimy.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (ya129)

435 431 Then the question is why did they sign it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (kBuGL)

Because the ADA is slimy and pressured him.
Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:09 PM (EpDzw)

Weak willed people are the reason there are companies to help you get rid of your time share. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (o2MD2)

436 168 https://sugarmtnfarm.com/2010/06/25/bigun-tusks/

This guy composted a ~1,500 lb boar in his field with hay.

Posted by: SkylerKat at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (SXIn9)

437 >Fishbat?

The bludgeoning tool is aka a priest or priest tool.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (2xGy+)

438 Instapundit mentioned a kick starter game "Portland occupied zone". The medic figurine is Rittenhouse with an assault rifle.

Posted by: Downcast at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (yIawn)

439 421 Everything I know about disposing of bodies I learned on Breaking Bad from Jesse Pinkman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (K4NkF)

The acid in the bathtub was not a stellar moment for Jesse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - F*** Joe Biden and Fauci at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (N39Ws)

440 I ever have to resort to extra-judicial justice I will gladly defend myself before God.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 09, 2021 05:06 PM (EughT)

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Please, that is not the way it works. Christ was the ultimate sacrifice for our sins. He is our interlocutor, as long as we acknowledge His sacrifice for us.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:11 PM (ZwxDF)

441 Ya know, I think old Samuel L. Jackson said it best in the movie A Time to Kill. He played the defendant who killed two good old boys who took liberties with his pre-adolescent daughter.

"YES, THEY DESERVED TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

No further comment needed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2021 05:11 PM (YIVH2)

442 434 Kraus seems rude and slimy.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (ya129)

The fat one? Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:11 PM (kBuGL)

443 Then the question is why did they sign it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (kBuGL)

It's standard dirty cop practice. You're in a room with the officials, one small guy by himself under the light, and they say "SIGN THIS IF YOU WANT TO GO HOME!!!" It takes a very rare person to stand up under that kind of pressure.

In fact, I give him credit for having a lot of balls - he went along until he was on the witness stand, but then he told the Judge and the Jury exactly how he was treated.

Obviously, it's quite an insight into just how blatantly corrupt this prosecution has been from the beginning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:11 PM (trdmm)

444 > Was his face frozen in fear and horror?

Staring and blank. Obviously dead.

Timestamp -06:10:21
https://youtu.be/iRYhUSFaa9U

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (YYlyE)

445 Witness just scolded the obese Prosectuor!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:09 PM (eBtHG)

Way past time the Judge here should have stepped in a called this...its apparent that the defendant is innocent of stalking and shooting people and his claim of self defense has long been established by the prosecutions own witnesses - and the jury is also being intimidated by outside groups. No jury verdict is necessary in this case.

Posted by: Boswell at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (5iUNf)

446 45 .45 and a shovel. You need both.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Lime. Don't forget the lime!

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

447 427 Everyone in that courtroom hates the Prosecutors now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)
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I missed that. Roughly when did that happen (or who was the witness)?

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (Brbwc)

448 Was it a cardinal or mortal cinderblock?

Posted by: The Bishop at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (WmGrA)

449 Walkabout with the lovely Jenny Agutter is on TCM after my bed time sadly

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (2JoB8)

450 Ya know, I think old Samuel L. Jackson said it best in the movie A Time to Kill. He played the defendant who killed two good old boys who took liberties with his pre-adolescent daughter.

"YES, THEY DESERVED TO DIE! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

No further comment needed.

---------------

Except his little girl was black so a southern jury would not understand. That was the whole point of that stupid hollywood movie.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (sX1BW)

451 Obviously, it's quite an insight into just how blatantly corrupt this prosecution has been from the beginning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:11 PM (trdmm)

Good point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (kBuGL)

452 This, right here, is why trial by jury is "that palladium of civil liberty and the only safe guarantee for the life, liberty and property of the citizen" (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon - Free Australia! at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (CdZ4i)

453 446 45 .45 and a shovel. You need both.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Lime. Don't forget the lime!
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

Well, quicklime- the body is not a Corona.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (kBuGL)

454
trial

https://youtu.be/iRYhUSFaa9U

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (eBtHG)

455 Sharks do a good job if you have a boat.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (2JoB8)

456 Next on the list: AllahPundit.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (HgGBT)

457

nOOd


n00d

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2021 05:13 PM (eBtHG)

458 The acid in the bathtub was not a stellar moment for Jesse.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - F*** Joe Biden and Fauci at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (N39Ws)



Walter White : [after Jesse's ceiling caves in] I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 09, 2021 05:14 PM (ZSK0i)

459 How many of the Klansman in A Time to Kill were actually FBI informants?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 05:14 PM (sX1BW)

460 Everyone in that courtroom hates the Prosecutors now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)


Gingrich once famously referred to Dole as the tax collector for the welfare state. Prosecutors seem headed down a similar road. They're the torturers for the woke state now.

Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 05:14 PM (FJYfm)

461 392 oh, and this witness has a speech impediment, and so the Prosecutor (in front of the jury) spent 10 minutes yelling at and trying to badger some poor guy with a speech impediment, who was supposed to be HIS witness.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:02 PM (trdmm)

And this witness is exceedingly polite, too.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:15 PM (ya129)

462 Does the defense have to ask for a directed verdict, or can the judge just do that on his own?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2021 05:16 PM (sWM8x)

463 I missed that. Roughly when did that happen (or who was the witness)?

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (Brbwc)

It's live right now, he's still on the stand. The poor guy has a speech impediment, is very sympathetic, and DA Kraus is trying to humiliate him and badger him. Kraus comes off like one of the biggest asses who ever set foot in a courtroom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)

464 My dad told that flood joke with a Johnny Cash accent.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 09, 2021 05:17 PM (b+v9B)

465 Weak willed people are the reason there are companies to help you get rid of your time share. Heh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 09, 2021 05:10 PM (o2MD2)

The guy is on the spectrum. He's slightly off.

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:17 PM (EpDzw)

466 Does the defense have to ask for a directed verdict, or can the judge just do that on his own?

-----------------

I would think a judge could do it on his own, but usually would await for the request.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 09, 2021 05:18 PM (sX1BW)

467 My electricity just went out for a few seconds. It's back on now.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (YYlyE)

468 463 I missed that. Roughly when did that happen (or who was the witness)?

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:12 PM (Brbwc)

It's live right now, he's still on the stand. The poor guy has a speech impediment, is very sympathetic, and DA Kraus is trying to humiliate him and badger him. Kraus comes off like one of the biggest asses who ever set foot in a courtroom.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)

And Kraus is being sarcastic. And when he showed the witness a piece of paper, he tossed it at his face.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (ya129)

469 Ha! This was supposed to be the guy who said that Huber and Grossface were trying to stop an active shooter. This is what the Prosecution is hanging its whole case in. He just testified that "I never said that."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (trdmm)

470 It's live right now, he's still on the stand. The poor guy has a speech impediment, is very sympathetic, and DA Kraus is trying to humiliate him and badger him. Kraus comes off like one of the biggest asses who ever set foot in a courtroom.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)
---------------

Ah, thanks. I'm time-shifting a bit, so that part must not have come up yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (Brbwc)

471 Ocean. Chain. Crabs.

No body. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

472 And right now, that's really all the prosecution has. "2 people are dead! Really dead! Look at the pics! And you're just going to let this guy walk?" Who knows? Sometimes that's enough, with a weak-willed jury.
Posted by: Wally at November 09, 2021 05:05 PM (FJYfm)


The judge had to warn some idiot probably antifa/blm type today who was video recording the jury. My concern is you know the threats against jury members is going to start any minute. Antifa/blm will be posting their pics/names, addresses, family members pics/names, where they work and where they go to school. Twitter will see nothing wrong with posting them and suggesting it would be karma if their homes burned down and they all died horribly.

I will gladly eat my hat - with Tapatio sauce if I'm wrong. But I'm afraid this is just the mild version.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (wAnMi)

473 And Kraus is being sarcastic. And when he showed the witness a piece of paper, he tossed it at his face.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (ya129)

I don't know why they are badgering him. What is this getting them?

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (EpDzw)

474 the pain from the draino would have distracted him.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (b+v9B)

475
Y'know, the use of a substandard bludgeon like a cinder block kind of points to a crime of passion. A calculated, planned killing would have involved a more efficient weapon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2021 05:21 PM (n+4am)

476 Y'know, the use of a substandard bludgeon like a cinder block kind of points to a crime of passion. A calculated, planned killing would have involved a more efficient weapon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2021 05:21 PM (n+4am)

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And better planning to get rid of the body.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:22 PM (ZwxDF)

477 473 And Kraus is being sarcastic. And when he showed the witness a piece of paper, he tossed it at his face.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:19 PM (ya129)

I don't know why they are badgering him. What is this getting them?
Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (EpDzw)

I think Kraus is a d***.
The judge has apparently reached that same conclusion.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:25 PM (ya129)

478 don't know why they are badgering him. What is this getting them?

Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (EpDzw)

-------

Going for a mistrial so they get another bite at the apple? Prosecutor kicked off the cade would give grounds?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 09, 2021 05:25 PM (ZwxDF)

479 I don't know why they are badgering him. What is this getting them?
Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (EpDzw)

Well, per what they were saying above, if they can't intimidate him into supporting his signed statement, then their whole 'active shooter' bs is just a bunch of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2021 05:25 PM (kBuGL)

480 I don't know why they are badgering him. What is this getting them?
Posted by: WiNO at November 09, 2021 05:20 PM (EpDzw)
-----------------

It's frustration. Their case is crap, and they know it. Their only hope is that misjustice is done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:25 PM (Brbwc)

481 I wish I had watched more of this trial.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:26 PM (ya129)

482 I'm about an hour behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:27 PM (Brbwc)

483 When they showed Kyle at breaktime, I just felt so proud.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:28 PM (ya129)

484 . . . but if I had watched more of it, I might have gotten nothing else done. It's fascinating.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:31 PM (ya129)

485 Wow, they tried to force to change his statement??

The state bar association should be interested in this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2021 05:31 PM (Brbwc)

486 Guess we are willowed
m me too, Legalinsurrection.com has had write ups daily as well as live video but I haven't followed much except after action reports.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2021 05:33 PM (2JoB8)

487 Legal Insurrection does these things well.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:36 PM (ya129)

488 227 Authorities have not confirmed that the boyfriend had any connection with the sex slavery but I assume the Father got it first hand from his daughter. Hopefully she was telling the truth.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 09, 2021 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

A few years ago I was on the jury in a baby daddy/ baby mama kidnapping case. She accused him of kidnapping her. It became evident early on, that she and her mom inflated a fight they had into the charge.
We acquitted him.
Need more info on this case.

Posted by: sal at November 09, 2021 05:38 PM (bJKUl)

489 This good looking body builder wouldn't have beaten the heck out of anyone who tried to mess with his daughter, and if he had been alive when this particular case took place would probably have voted for his being being acquited.

tinyurl.com/vwctwwxr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2021 05:41 PM (YK8CE)

490 My local ABC live feed cut out, so I went to Legal Insurrection; caught the last bit. More tomorrow!

Posted by: m at November 09, 2021 05:43 PM (ya129)

491 "The Lord helps those who help themselves" isn't in the Bible.
It may be a quote from Ben Franklin wriiting in "Poor Richard's Almanac" There is a lot in the Bible about the Lord helping the helpless and of course we have to do out part with things-as in getting a job:

https://tinyurl.com/zkdpjxxs

Not really sure about what "The Lord helps those who help themselves" has to do with the case of this father anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2021 05:51 PM (YK8CE)

492 Well, "Eisenman" does mean "IRON MAN".
Seems fair and reasonable.

However, the "State" seems to have a rather ruthlessly proprietary approach to its "exclusive right" to deal out violence.

Ask Kyle.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2021 06:13 PM (2h8S9)

493 Jury nullification time!

Posted by: Biden Stercore in eius braccae at November 09, 2021 06:39 PM (KX4VP)

494 He should have done the right thing, informed the FBI, so the FBI could ignore it for 12 years, then when they get called out on it they'll arrest the sex trafficker and flip him, getting him to agree to testify against all the girls he sold in to sex slavery.

FBI wins by getting 10 unwilling prostitutes off the street and in to jail!

Posted by: Rbastid at November 09, 2021 07:45 PM (gGyYF)

495 Please, please, please....put me on that jury.

Posted by: dude1394 at November 09, 2021 09:37 PM (3exmE)

496 Wait. Was that wrong?

Posted by: Mike Morgan at November 09, 2021 10:24 PM (lrLl2)

497 I want to be on that jury and on the jury that judges the police.

Posted by: Harry at November 10, 2021 12:03 AM (EcD5Y)

498 Illegal Action?
Yep.

The slaver f***ing needed killing?
Also yep.

Convict him of Misdemeanor littering and desecrating a corpse...
Fine him $1000 and let him go.

Next case?

Posted by: ertdfg at November 10, 2021 03:07 AM (I388C)

499 . . .

Posted by: m at November 10, 2021 03:21 AM (TZgEk)

500 500

Posted by: m at November 10, 2021 03:21 AM (TZgEk)

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