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Trounced on home turf: British Royal Marine commandos force US Marines into humiliating surrender halfway through five-day war training exercise in Mojave desert
Royal Marines commandos 'dominated' US troops and forced them into a humiliating surrender just days into a mass training exercise in the Mojave desert, it has been revealed today. British forces took part in a five-day mock battle at the US Marine Corps' Twentynine Palms base in southern California, one of the largest military training areas in the world, and achieved a decisive victory against their American counterparts. The Royal Marines, along with allied forces from Canada, the Netherlands and the UAE, destroyed or rendered inoperable nearly every US asset and finished the exercise holding more than 65 per cent of the training area, after beginning with less than 20 per cent.
It's a great day in the all new US military! Look, I get it. Training exercises are designed to be tough and frequently the best lessons are learned by being crushed. And from the brief details in the article, the Tommies succeed in taking out the Leathernecks' command and control elements, so good for them. Still, I wish the US armed forces would get back to focusing full time on blowing things up and killing people, rather than being pulled from the field for a 2 day encounter session because Private Denise (nee Dennis) was offended when Sgt Smith rolled up his sleeves revealing a Globe and Anchor tattoo. Related (Click through to read his citation):
Green Beret Receives MOH 40 Years Later: U.S. Army Sgt. 1st Class Melvin Morris, a Medal of Honor Recipient, was assigned to the 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne) during the Vietnam War. Thread? pic.twitter.com/apOwBsx48X
— Tim Wood ?ﾟﾇﾸ⚔️ (@TimOnPoint) November 2, 2021
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Winsome Sears Meets Gen Z
Being told from many new followers that I'm "based". I need to be caught up on the new lingo, but I'm guessing this is a compliment?
— Team Winsome (@WinWithWinsome) November 3, 2021
My supporters are just as "based"! Love to all and thanks for helping us reach 10k. ?#BasedWinsome
Based. Texas Amends Its Constitution Texans pass all 8 state constitutional amendments I like doing stuff like this by amendment, it makes it harder for for the left to undo stuff that's done by simple legislation. It's a double edged sword, because I'm sure there have been plenty of amendments passed that I would oppose and now they're that much harder to undo. Amending the constitution by popular vote is also tricky. On one hand it's certainly democratic, but on the other amendments, referendums, etc tend to pass when put to the vote (from the article: “Since the Texas Constitution was adopted in 1876, voters have adopted 507 amendments and rejected 180, according to the Legislative Reference Library of Texas.“ ) and context is lost. An amendment mandating that Texas give every citizen one pound of gold would probably pass, for example, never mind that that would be impossible (according to this, that would be about 13% of the gold mined in all of human history, and would cost...lets see, round numbers: $1800/oz...x 12 troy oz/lb...x 54 million Texans...1.15 quadrillion dollars. I think inflation might result. Of the 8 amendments, I wasn't a big fan of number 4.
Prop 4 changes the eligibility requirements to serve as a justice on the Texas Supreme Court, Court of Criminal Appeals and intermediate appeals courts. Under the amendment, candidates must be a practicing lawyer or judge in Texas for at least 10 years under a law license that has not been revoked or suspended during that time. District Court judges are also required to have served as a lawyer or judge in Texas for eight years, also under a license that had not been revoked or suspended.I can see the arguments for, but as a general principle I'm against regulations that exclude people from jobs they are qualified for. If Clarence Thomas moved to Texas, he wouldn't be eligible to be a judge.
What Slippery Slope? I was told that I was a crazy conspiracy theorist for thinking that once you start erasing history it never ends. NY Times Wonders If Classic Rock Songs Should Be Toppled Like Confederate Statues I propose we start with Half Breed by Cher. Yes. Yes He Does
Thursday Night Quiz You've been transported back in time to 1970. Which hairstyle do you chose in order to fit in?
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Man Murdered Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend For Selling Her Into Sex Trafficking Ring
According to police, in October 2020 Eisenman learned his juvenile daughter had allegedly been sold to a sex-trafficking ring that operated in the Seattle area.So not only did he go get her back, he also took out the guy responsible. That's a DAD! Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by black magic:
Eisenman, it is alleged, believed Sorensen was responsible for her sale and worked to locate him after he managed to return his daughter to the Spokane area later that month.
In November 2020, Eisenman learned Sorensen was due to be at a location in Airway Heights, and is accused of waiting there for him to arrive.
When Eisenman spotted Sorensen, he allegedly confronted Sorensen and got into a physical altercation with him.
The SPD Facebook post added: "During that encounter Eisenman abducted the victim, tying him up and placing him in the trunk of the vehicle.
"Eisenman subsequently assaulted the victim by hitting him in the head with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly, causing his death."
Police said Eisenman placed Sorensen into a truck and drove the vehicle to a remote area in North Spokane County where he abandoned it.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JROD at November 04, 2021 08:49 PM (0jZnq)
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Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: 496 at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (U1eOr)
Texans pass all 8 state constitutional amendments, including COVID-19 shutdown protections for churches
With only nine percent of registered voters casting a ballot, Texans handily approved Propositions 3 and 6, which were both drafted to skirt pandemic restrictions.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VwHCD)
Go for the Wolfman look, top right. Fer sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (jm4rC)
There is no shame in this.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VxC1e)
Imagine living through that. And get off my lawn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: CppThis at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (axyOa)
Cardi B can suck it. Let's see if anyone's playing her "music" in 200 years.
Posted by: Ludwig Van at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 08:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Hell, invite her to the TXMOME.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (Ww4T+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (VwHCD)
Bring it, tough guy. I'll see you in the Spocktagon.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Spock at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VxC1e)
Imagine living through that. And get off my lawn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (qvjMx)
Graduated High School in 77...
/hides his yearbook picture.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (oHd/0)
Quit being a fucking pussy and restore my Corps to what it once was, you fucking shitbird.
- Duke
USMC 85-91
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Ludwig Van at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (ZsR3z)
I doubt her pussy will still be wet-assed by then.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Ludwig Van at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM (ZsR3z)
I doubt it gets much play after 200 days.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (Ww4T+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 08:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: WeirdMiklos at November 04, 2021 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Ooooh, burn. Of course, we didn't have pink hair, piercings and tattoos, so what did we know.
Posted by: 1970 at November 04, 2021 08:59 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 09:00 PM (Ww4T+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (Ww4T+)
Polyester shirts unbuttoned to navel and elephant leg bell bottoms, with platform shoes. Honestly, just watch an old Three Dog Night video.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:00 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 09:00 PM (ACi07)
Doo Doo Doo do do do do do do DOOOO DOOOO
Jim one of us must die or they will surely kill us both
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (qvjMx)
- Duke
USMC 85-91
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Last destroyer I was on was used as a Target for a Missile Exercise a few years after I left her.
I've seen pictures... she had less rust on her when used as a target, then I see on Active Navy ships now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Probably one of those who associate with guitars.
Posted by: Miklosian Guessifications GmbH at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (qvjMx)
Well... back then? we just thought they were people from Brazil?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Those serial killers understood distributed C3 and dynamic disequilibrium I'd rather have them than Chelsea Bradley Brianna Trigglypuff Wu
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (Lzpvj)
I believe it's the amount of money Joe Biden wants to give each illegal.
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (qvjMx)
Well... back then? we just thought they were people from Brazil?
Posted by: Romeo13
Nuts
Posted by: The Miklos from Ipanema at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (Mlkm4)
You DO know that the reason guys go bald is too many u-turns under the sheets. Yes?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: 13times at November 04, 2021 09:03 PM (9rMWy)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 09:03 PM (axyOa)
Quit being a fucking pussy and restore my Corps to what it once was, you fucking shitbird.
- Duke
USMC 85-91
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Even if he wanted to, do you think he could?
Posted by: Lewis B. Puller at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Probably one of those who associate with guitars.
Posted by: Miklosian Guessifications GmbH at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Not I. Thats for sure. I find none of them familiar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (VwHCD)
>>I think we're going to get waaaaay past the 1970s level of stupidity and clusterfck in the next few months.
Especially if those OSHA vaccine mandates go into effect.
And with the exceptions and carve outs they are going to give to their friends..
This country will be in flames.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: anon at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (N/WvU)
Posted by: Million to one shot, Doc. at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (Mlkm4)
You DO know that the reason guys go bald is too many u-turns under the sheets. Yes?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:02 PM (qvjMx)
Hence my nickname Pinwheel.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (ZsR3z)
All is not lost.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Adriane the Dang I'm Old Critic ... at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:01 PM (qvjMx)
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Look fat, it's how much Build Back Better won't cost anyone.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Lewis B. Puller at November 04, 2021 09:04 PM (ACi07)
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You would have.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Calling endex means something went "WOW DUDE CONGRATULATIONS!" about the rotational training unit where I work.
SPiking it at the 1/2 way point likely means the honchos adjudicating saw no improvement by the defeated unit.
I am betting they were absolutely not cognizant of emissions control and were micromanaging diming themselves out for precision IDF.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (Ww4T+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (ESjRY)
No hair style. Simply let it grow long, did not get it cut.
Posted by: Dirty Hippie at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (ZsR3z)
Well I haven't seen mine since 8th grade.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (VwHCD)
Am I transported back first, and then have to pick the haircut? Then I'll have to do what either of the guys in glasses is doing, since that's the closest to what I've got. I just have to hide indoors for 6 months or so until my hair is that long.
If I'm going back to pre-assassinate the next Hitler, I'll take row two column four. You could make a wig of that with a pretty stout helmet underneath.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (P1f+c)
We keep going to war with the best of intentions. That's not how it works. If you go to war with ill intentions, the enemy surrenders much faster.
Oh, and Weird Dave, try this flash mob on for size, Hallelujah Chorus at a food court:
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (u1eUk)
Posted by: wing at November 04, 2021 09:06 PM (PlW9M)
All is not lost.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (qvjMx)
That's very cool.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 09:07 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:07 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 04, 2021 09:07 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 04, 2021 09:08 PM (qUpBb)
Part of why the Brits are good is because they have to be, they are not well funded but they also have a corporate culture that is very different from our force officer to enlisted wise.
They play the media affairs game very well.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 04, 2021 09:08 PM (BFigT)
"Smith & Wesson knows that sometimes the world can be a cold and dark place for us, but reminds viewers to bring warmth and light to those around us to make things a little better for everyone. The firearm manufacturer encourages viewers to do their part in fixing what feels like a broken road by preparing for the worst and always expecting the best."
Here's the nice TV spot: https://tinyurl.com/5bhsamc3
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 09:09 PM (umPIN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at November 04, 2021 09:09 PM (Qm5Xs)
Jamming good with Weird and Gilly, and the Spiders from Mars.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (jm4rC)
The Jurassic Park ones are fun
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (JkZlQ)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (HoQbP)
They also said that if you don't get the shot, there are three ways you can be treated: you can get 5 days unpaid leave during which you will be "counseled and educated," (which sounds like fun), you can get 14 days unpaid leave to consider your sins, or you can be canned outright, all three for not obeying an order.
Dudes, I'm not military. I'm a civilian. Orders are not mandatory on civilians. And I'm quite sure every one of these fuckers swore to defend and protect the Constitution of these United States.....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Good Citizen
Posted by: Deputy Miklos at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (5YdO/)
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Easy, the GI barber made the decision. I fit right in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 09:13 PM (umPIN)
Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll (Part 2)," more popularly known as "The Hey Song," for instance, was pulled from airplay after the musician was convicted of possession of child pornography and a series of sex abuse offenses against young girls.
Interesting. I will forever link this song to the 1990s Chicago Bulls I grew up rooting for. They played this at the Chicago Stadium to rile up the crowd during timeouts. That song is to the 1990s Bulls as "Chelsea Dagger" is to the 2010s Chicago Blackhawks.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2021 09:13 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 04, 2021 09:13 PM (0CPkz)
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
Could be right.
I suspect the Marines we're doing a standard rotation and the Brits we're doing something else entirely. Shit we've forgotten about years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 09:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (qvjMx)
What's a con, con, what do you call it? Constitution? Never heard of it!
Posted by: Modern American at November 04, 2021 09:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:10 PM (M3Z2J)
Of course you do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:14 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at November 04, 2021 09:15 PM (WwKVr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (qvjMx)
We are all in this together. Flatten the curve. Maintain social distancing. We are all in this together.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:15 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:05 PM (ZsR3z)
Like, uh, you know, only hillbillies, farmers, nimrods, and Nixon lovers didn't have their hair covering at least half of the ears in the Seventies, man.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Sandy at November 04, 2021 09:15 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Please to return my picture at your earliest convenience. Thank you!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Million to one shot, Doc. at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miklos, as was the style in the day at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (2JoB8)
He's pushing the latest Democratic excuse for the Virginia election - since Youngkin didn't wear a MAGA hat on the campaign trail, and wasn't constantly campaigning with Trump, his victory is actually a victory for NeverTrumpism.
A few small flaws with that theory - since the D's did nothing but try to tie Youngkin to Trump, this implies that the voters decided that the D's were lying.
Second, Youngkin violated the Prime Directive of NeverTrumpism - when you are a NeverTrumper, you're allowed to whine about corporate tax rates, but you never, ever try to do anything about the Democrats' endless offensive in the culture wars.
Youngkin actively allied himself with the insurrectionists attacking Virginia school boards. You'd never see Mitt Romney doing something so uncouth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
I remember wearing tie dye shirts, cutoff shorts, and sandals made out of old tires to my high school classes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:15 PM (M3Z2J)
Hey, we are NOT in the together, we are SUPPOSED to be apart...
Logic, proggie style.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 04, 2021 09:07 PM (C1Lsn)
This and more, I'm sure. The Borg can NOT leave you alone. They MUST assimilate you in order for their heaven-on-earth schemes to work, don't you know.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (ACi07)
Tried to agree with you, but it kept getting rejected as spam when I quoted your post. I was in 1962-1964, btw.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Damn. I looked good!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (2JoB
The dreaded Summer hair. Summer here, summer there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (VwHCD)
Never mind.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky who had a tall puffy 80s hair helmet with attached mullet at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (Mlkm4)
They're gluten free, you know!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: ZOD
Alone together
Posted by: Miklos, living in a time of wonders at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (evAgx)
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I'd love to see a tie dye shirt made out of old tires.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (VxC1e)
A buddy of mine in the mid-80s was, how shall I put this, not a fashion leader. He was still wearing leisure suits with polyester shirts and big lapels. He also liked to order a snifter of Grand Marnier in restaurants, set it on fire, and swirl it around. My wife (then gf) and I were deathly afraid he was going to ignite himself and run screaming from the joint.
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Did you tell the barber how you wanted it?
Ley loved that!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: JackStraw
You saying the center screwed up?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Winston
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See: "Father Shoots and Kills Sons Kidnapper In Airport"
https://tinyurl.com/4aeu5cwj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (VwHCD)
I didn't have hair like that, but I was only a teen. Never had it too long. The guys with glasses seem to be the only types I remember. That last guy? in the first row probably had a van with shag interior for, well, shagging.
Posted by: Modern American at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (7bRMQ)
They are a joke grift that is about to find out the joke is on them.
The cuck caucus sold the idea they could wreck GOP turnout like Nader did for the donks.
That ship sailed along with the SS Topsailer.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (vIrst)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (+I6Y/)
Question for the Horde: doesn't "no standing" mean the court is saying, "you're not involved or affected by this decision, your opinion doesn't count"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (2NHgQ)
Yup, point is in all my time near UK forces I have never seen them engage in woke struggle sessions....they know they are not a 12 step counseling group disguised as a formation.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM (Mlkm4)
I don't know, but don't ever, ever order the chinnuts!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (r1z5A)
Ten years ago I would have been pissed off at such a slander. But after watching B16 illegally abdicate and Anti-Pope Frankie the Commie Pedophile's antics, I must say they nailed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Cicero
The tie-dyed pattern on the shirt is called a "firestone"
Posted by: Miklos, barely old enough at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (vIrst)
That guy ZOD picked was for sure.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
Never mind.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky who had a tall puffy 80s hair helmet with attached mullet at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (lNHqD)
I was an 80's lunatic. yeah, the hair styles were way less weird. The chicks though...mmm.. glorious.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (VwHCD)
I discovered that one could shave the sides and back....
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (Lzpvj)
'As a Company we have to comply with all laws and regulations, but please be assured, that the management team will do our best to continue to leave vaccination as a personal choice for each employee to make individually.'
so there is a 1 single ray of sunshine there
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (+I6Y/)
People washed their hair with *beer.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't know, but don't ever, ever order the chinnuts!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (7bRMQ)
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Good! More for us!
Posted by: Lincoln Project at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (lNHqD)
That's exactly what happened. Everyone took off on the play but the center never snapped the ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw
Everybody knew the snap count except the center.
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: Miklos, living in a time of wonders at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM
"Single Parents Alone Together! All for One and One for All!"
Posted by: About a Boy (2002) at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Probably because we had our pre-29 yr old bodies.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:12 PM (jm4rC)
Deutchland is BRUTAL.
Ich Will is too.
When he gets bored, direct him to try the Leningrad videos. Zozh is delightful
https://youtu.be/DgdP5U28jHc
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (0ryfU)
Ten years ago I would have been pissed off at such a slander. But after watching B16 illegally abdicate and Anti-Pope Frankie the Commie Pedophile's antics, I must say they nailed it.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (M8yB3)
I had forgotten that. So was whoreywood trying to warn us, or bragging?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (ACi07)
>>Question for the Horde: doesn't "no standing" mean the court is saying, "you're not involved or affected by this decision, your opinion doesn't count"?
No standing is judge speak for, "we don't want to hear your f***ing case, now go get your shine box."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
The hair spray almost destroyed the ozone hole.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking the term was "feathered" at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:19 PM (jm4rC)
"Gluten Free Nuts" would make a great Rodgers and Hammerstein musical number. [banana tapping foot to song he just made up in head]
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (Mlkm4)
That's me. My Dad was Navy, and used to cut my hair, until one time he screwed it up so badly my Mom said no more. After that, I had to have it high and tight on the sides, but had a hank of hair hanging in my eyes in the front. Once I went off to school, I'm not sure I got another haircut.
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 04, 2021 09:18 PM (JJatH)
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I'll just be over here staying off your lawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Cicero
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I still have an Economics text that fell off of the back of the Honda (a Super 90) that I was riding at the time. It fell open, and a truck ran over it, leaving a perfect tire mark across the pages.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 09:25 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:25 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:21 PM (0ryfU)
reminds me of a far side cartoon. Tonight's scientific achievement award goes to Melvin fenwick, who in 1953 coined the phrase "fools, I'll destroy you all". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (5YdO/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (YynYJ)
Speaking of blasts from the cuck past, Matthew Yglesias, writing in the Laurene Powell Jobs Propaganda Sheet (the Atlantic), is proposing the hoary trick of having a "bipartisan" group of Senators passing legislation. You know, the sort of "bipartisan" Senate group John McCain was always joining.
After all, what better way of passing Democratic legislation than having a few cuck Republican Senators giving it cover?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (Mlkm4)
so there is a 1 single ray of sunshine there
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (0ryfU)
Evening news anchor for Waterloo, Iowa. Married man, three kids. Rotarian. Hosts the neighborhood Fourth of July cookout. Basement crawlspace holds furnace, three Playmobil figures dropped through return grate, seventeen buried young men.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (M3Z2J)
"The steamroller"
"The up-and-comer"
"The stud"
"The on-the-make"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM
That's good news. I'm still waiting to see what my employer does. Ford seems to be out front with enacting their own mandates. Really hoping my employer does not follow suit. Because I think Ford's mandate is even more strict than the proposed OSHA regulation (which does not require work-from-home employees to be either "vaccinated" or go through "testing".)
I've been working from home since 03/13/20. So there's no logical reason for me to "vaccinated" or "tested" in order to do my job. But that didn't stop Ford from requiring it. Friday or Monday is usually the day when companies put out news like this. We'll see what tomorrow brings...
Posted by: About a Boy (2002) at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (Do5/p)
Also, is that D.B. Cooper in row 2?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
People washed their hair with *beer.*
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ahhh, black light posters, canopies made of military surplus parachutes, a monster bong sitting right on the table in front of God and everybody. Macrame knitted candle holders guaranteed to catch fire soon, a stack of LPs on top of the orange crate. Cut off jeans with flip flops (no shirt) walking to class planning to use the flyer for some lame ass protest to take notes on.
That reminds me, I need to bum a pencil.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (Do5/p)
https://youtu.be/DgdP5U28jHc
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (KbLYZ)
I'll tell him, thanks! He has moved on to Volbeat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking the term was "feathered" at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
yeah but duuude, it was worth the extra radiation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 09:29 PM (FlyB3)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I am sure you carried that look off smashingly
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:29 PM (KbLYZ)
You ever notice when the GOP is at 55 votes Matty "Derp Beep Boop" Glesias does not see the need for a gangbang of 9?
Yeah somehow our "genius betters" like Allhapundit and Billy D Kristol do not.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (ZsR3z)
Bottom left wig, the pitch goes up a step toward the end.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2021 09:29 PM (ybIRR)
Evening news anchor for Waterloo, Iowa. Married man, three kids. Rotarian. Hosts the neighborhood Fourth of July cookout. Basement crawlspace holds furnace, three Playmobil figures dropped through return grate, seventeen buried young men.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:27 PM (M3Z2J)
I went to high school with a dude who looked just like that. Also bottom row 3 from left, the dude with the willy wonka thing going on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:30 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
Plaids. In crazy colors. Stripes. Wide, bold stripes. Ties as wide as three ties sold today. Men's platform shoes. Adidas tennis shoes or cheap knock-offs with 4 or 5 stripes. Bell bottom jeans and slacks. White belts. LED digital watch. Eyeglass lenses about three-and-a-quarter inches in diameter, minimum.
The Seventies were crazy, zany days, man.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
Easy, the GI barber made the decision. I fit right in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Did you tell the barber how you wanted it?
Ley loved that!
Posted by: Tonypete
Like this:
https://youtu.be/cKqXK70TZ5Y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (63Dwl)
They got high, had sex, and flexed their political muscles. Then they stroked their egos for decades by telling themselves all that hedonism was socially important.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (YynYJ)
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At this point they could be filling the vials with saline and no one would know the difference.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lincoln Project at November 04, 2021 09:23 PM (lNHqD)
Hey! Don't forget your friends!
Posted by: The Very Reverend Dr Bishop David French at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (7bRMQ)
Dinner has been prepared and consumed.
From a New Jersey recipe (Italian, not Irish).
Positive waves, man. Positive waves.
Posted by: Miklos, an Oddball in an insane world at November 04, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
The Caucasian fro....
You know it's funny as bas as the last 12+ years have been for sanity I think an American from say 1966 probably felt worse.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mD/uy)
So, you been to my friends house? lol
Funny, during the move from the old house I found my black light. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2021 09:32 PM (OBfBn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 04, 2021 09:32 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: Miklos, barely old enough at November 04, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
One "Winnie Mandela" special there, boss.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Also there's a video Laura played that Conner Lamb posted that says the middle class is going to have to pay to fund it.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
That's what my dad's hair looked like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 09:26 PM (YynYJ)
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At this point they could be filling the vials with saline and no one would know the difference.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Maybe this batch is saline, maybe not. It's a surprise!
Posted by: Great Resetters at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)
For the ladies. Tom Petty knows.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:34 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: banana Dream
IIRC, they're kind of like a bitter macadamia nut. Yes, they usually roast them before selling them. In japan you can always find them at a festival for some reason. And in some towns they have a guy with a roaster cart that walks around in the fall selling them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2021 09:34 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 04, 2021 09:34 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 08:57 PM
Important tip: It is a lot more difficult to charge someone with murder if the body is never found or identified.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (EughT)
LOL. And you'll get to learn a bunch of new Russian words!
Russian movies and songs generally don't use actual obscenities (Russki mat') in them - tough guys in Russian movies may say "bitch" and "bastard", etc., but not actual Russian swear-words.
Leningrad doesn't observe that convention - the title of one of their songs is one of the major Russian obscenities, for example.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 09:29 PM (FlyB3)
Indeed.
A proper gulyasleves is a soup, not a stew.
Posted by: Miklos, who just ordered a pressure cooker to can the delectableness at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking the term was "feathered" at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Could we please not go back there? That was as unfun as the endless karen-lectures on facemasks from last year.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The populous would be better off, and safer, if that was the case.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2021 09:24 PM (oHeld)
This guys gets it, but there are at least two codicils:
1. The Deep State "We" have blackmail material on you and/or your family!
2. You'll never attend a A-List DC cocktail party again!
Obviously #2 is critical!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)
The blessings of liberty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (7F9te)
Leningrad Cowboys with Red Army Choir?
Posted by: Sweet Home Miklos of the Volga Boatmen at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
lol.. my step dad got a perm years ago, sporting the fro.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (nxdel)
I think my hairline started receding when I was four.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (Mlkm4)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:28 PM (mD/uy)
My Mom threw away my Air Force surplus pure white ribbon drag chute (meaning it had narrow open rings in it) while I was out of town for a summer job. Bummer, man, bummer. I've never forgiven her for that one.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The populous would be better off, and safer, if that was the case.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (mD/uy)
Only if it was non-GMO organic Himalayan Pink Salt!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
They're mealy. Disgusting. Taste like what I'd imagine green corn would taste like. Premature. Germans eat them. Gegh.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Chuck C
Having a pig farmer as a friend has a host of benefits.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Bell bottoms were a problem when you rode a bicycle.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
at_DrewHolden360
In the closing days of the VA election, at_ProjectLincoln sent a group of fake white supremacists to a Youngkin rally.
Turns out, it was originally meant as an obvious joke that spiraled when too many Dems took it seriously.
Let's unpack how the hoax spread.
8:14 PM - Nov 4, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3H2xbwK
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (Do5/p)
I didn't think Antifa would have tacit command and control and drones being flown for their benefit by the FBI in 2009.
66 was still "normal" 68 was the crazy and 14 years later Reagan happened.
I mean I was -6 in 66 but my grandparents talked about how crazy things got "when the girls were babies" meaning my older sisters.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (KbLYZ)
I remember all the headlines of ACID RAIN!!!! As a kid, that sounded terrible and cool at the same time
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (+I6Y/)
Important tip: It is a lot more difficult to charge someone with murder if the body is never found or identified.
Posted by: Chuck C
That reminds me, I haven't heard the name Brian Laundrie for a little while.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 04, 2021 09:35 PM (EughT)
What's that you say?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar's Discreet Backhoe Rental Services at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
Isn't the pink in Himalayan salt actually rust? ISTR reading that somewhere.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Rex B at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (kromb)
Posted by: Chuck C
Puget Sound is deep and crabs are efficient scavengers.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)
As they say in the Intermountain West if you have an endangered wolf that's killing your sheep:
"Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Jewells45
Any interest from the NFL?
Posted by: Agent Miklos, liking Agent 99 at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
If they indicated the latter, I'd squirt the dose in the trash can, mark the form, bill their insurance and send them on their way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (7F9te)
I can unf*ck that door knob fellas I swear swear!
//Wonder MAN "The" Rick Wilson
"See this is a joke"
//Also "The" Rick Wilson
"Golly gumbucks this was a needed reminder WAYCISS WAYCISS"
Pick it is not both Lincoln Logs.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (Mlkm4)
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*runs fingers through thick wavy hair*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)
You're friends with Brick Top?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (jm4rC)
Iron is a key ingredient for good health
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2021 09:17 PM
Drop a few mylar balloons tied to a bag of sand onto an expressway...
Posted by: Chuck C at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (EughT)
Year of the Horse...
The cav was kicking ass and taking names in Ia Drang
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ole Man Miklos, who lives over behind where the gas station used to be at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
My father still has a good amount of hair for being 83. He had his cut around 2 years ago at a new place he tried. My brother was having a party at his house, and he catches me as I pull up to the house. He says, check out the old man's hair cut. I was like wtf did he do? I go in the back where he's sitting and he's practically bald. I said wtf happened? He says well I asked for something between short and a boy's hair cut. My brother says "did they give you gas or did you take it straight"? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (VwHCD)
And, the left hadn't yet adopted a strategy of "total offensive rudeness 24/7" yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
If they indicated the latter, I'd squirt the dose in the trash can, mark the form, bill their insurance and send them on their way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
They'll get tired of that after the mandated boosters 7,8,9...
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 09:41 PM (7F9te)
Practical Irish Democracy, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: ZOD
My PA German kin ate them during the winter.
ZOD speaks the truth.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: banana Dream
"It's not FAIR!!!"
Posted by: Miklos, quoting balding 4 year old at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (jm4rC)
Nah, mined salt come in all different colors. I had a souvenir from a German salt mine I toured that had like 9 different colors of salt.
Salt miners used to get bored and carve all kinds of things out of salt. There's even a cathedral carved out of salt.
https://tinyurl.com/jczj5jjr
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (Ww4T+)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 04, 2021 09:44 PM (nxdel)
Thanks, WD, for the ONT.
"I propose we start with Half Breed by Cher."
And continue with "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves."
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 09:44 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
I'll just take a multivitamin.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:44 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Sweet Home Miklos of the Volga Boatmen at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
No. No. nonononnono. Nyet.
they have songs like Cabriolet, and In Piter We Drink.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:45 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 09:39 PM (jm4rC)
Nope. The pink is from Abominable Snowman urine.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:45 PM (AMIL/)
Popular in Russia these days - you bribe the nurse to inject you with saline solution, she pours the vaccine dose down the sink, and you get your official vax paperwork.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo at November 04, 2021 09:45 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 04, 2021 09:46 PM (DF0Uw)
Posted by: nerdygirl
When you walked to class in the winter, they acted as wicks and sucked up all the slush and water on the sidewalks. We froze our asses off as we were wet to the knees.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:46 PM (mD/uy)
And continue with "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves."
Posted by: Flyover
Man, a lot of rappers play lists are gonna get crushed.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: banana Dream
"It's not FAIR!!!"
Posted by: Miklos, quoting balding 4 year old at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Both of my male cousins from my mom's side were bald on top before graduating high school.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:46 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Salt miners used to get bored and carve all kinds of things out of salt. There's even a cathedral carved out of salt
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2021 09:43 PM (Ww4T+)
That one is in Poland, I went to the one in Colombia, Zipaquira. It is much nicer now that it was (migawd) 40 years ago
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:47 PM (KbLYZ)
Visited the salt mine in Hutchinson, KS. They have a huge collection of Hollywood film-stock stored there. Interesting trivia--they haven't bothered to haul out the everyday trash; what's the point; it's just kind of piled wherever.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (jm4rC
OwlKitty in Jurassic Park is hilarious.
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (Rbu5d)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89laxIGSVZ8
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Kindltot
The cars stored in there, on the other hand....
Posted by: Miklos, dealing with such issue at November 04, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The populous would be better off, and safer, if that was the case.
Posted by: Tonypete
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^^^^This.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 09:49 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 04, 2021 09:49 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)
Also they love the album Sgt Pepper.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)
The one I worked in was Teamsters.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)
The blessings of liberty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 09:36 PM (7F9te)
The blessings of having a good kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (vuisn)
Captain and Tennille were a problem.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)
Tennis shoes float, though. A lot of those seem to wash up on the beaches there, with feet in them.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Miklos, survivor of such decade and mucho polyester garmentage at November 04, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Back when I typed consumer bankruptcy petitions for a living, I came across a client who had listed in his inventory of debts, the balance on his Teamsters Visa.
Their slogan: "Honor it, or we'll break your knees!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 08:55 PM (VxC1e)
Imagine living through that. And get off my lawn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2021 08:56 PM (qvjMx)
When I was still working, some of the young women started following the 70's trend. I told them, "to be honest, it wasn't a good look the first time around, and I lived through it." They didn't think that was funny, for some reason...
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 09:51 PM (Rbu5d)
Let's unpack how the hoax spread.
8:14 PM - Nov 4, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3H2xbwK
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (D
*********
They can say it was suppose to be a hoax, but the Lincoln Project knew exactly what they were doing. They knew that a lot of people would tweet their outrage which is what they wanted. They didn't expect to be caught so quickly.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 04, 2021 09:52 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kindltot
You could make a movie about that.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 04, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Geritol at November 04, 2021 09:52 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Kindltot
The game's afoot!
Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes at November 04, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)
And I'm sure that if they hadn't been caught, they'd have fessed up anyway.
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:53 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Miklos, survivor of such decade and mucho polyester garmentage at November 04, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
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Only if you liked the instrumental break that sounded like someone farting in a bathtub.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:53 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 04, 2021 09:53 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:53 PM (mZUr4)
https://tinyurl.com/2ahfk7kx
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 04, 2021 09:54 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 09:54 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (+lVUW)
.....
That too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 09:54 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Kindltot
Sometimes when a container goes overboard, it's because the check to the coyote bounced.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 09:55 PM (r1z5A)
Also, Ajax is stoned out of his gourd right now. I think I can report to the vet that the seditive is groovy.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 04, 2021 09:55 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Doof
Bitem says all songs must be vaxxed by Jan. 4
Posted by: Miklos with the bad news at November 04, 2021 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)
Shit!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:55 PM (7bRMQ)
He talks about how much of horror is borne of societal worry over change. As an example, he mentions how hostile people were to, of all things, long hair on men in the late 1960s, and shared some examples of things he himself heard back in the day, when he had long locks.
Example he cited: "Do you give head, honey?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof
A horse-like animal native to Eastern and Southern Africa.
Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes at November 04, 2021 09:56 PM (mD/uy)
Visited the salt mine in Hutchinson, KS. They have a huge collection of Hollywood film-stock stored there. Interesting trivia--they haven't bothered to haul out the everyday trash; what's the point; it's just kind of piled wherever.
My son is a sports reporter with the Hutch newspaper
Posted by: lord percy at November 04, 2021 09:56 PM (K5YXy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I'm reasonably sure he answered - "Yes!"
Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ZOD
No Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Miklos, survivor of such decade and mucho polyester garmentage at November 04, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Honor system -- how many of you know Captain's real name without looking it up? (Yes, I know it -- I'm a music nerd).
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
If only you knew what the new gnu knew.
Posted by: pep at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)
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Daryl Dragon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss
But why?
Posted by: Seductive Sugar Mama at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (d8xPm)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)
I'm not sure, but how long will this drag on?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)
Solemn Anus. Fondue Daywalker.
I give up, what is it?
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)
Darrell Dragon
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)
to which I replied somewhat liberatedly- "why yes, yes I do sugar bumps"
//Dick Bachman
He wrote one piece of acceptable work that he hates with a passion because it is an illustration of Xian morality.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Toni Tennille did backup vocals on Pink Floyd's album The Wall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)
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Daryl Dragon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (AlkyK)
The Captain comes through with the name of the Cap... Wait a minute
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (SRRAx)
Spot-on. Fourth from left top row is the "Wolfman Jack."
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (M3Z2J)
https://tinyurl.com/2ahfk7kx
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 04, 2021 09:54 PM (HCeRP)
Les Mis, on Bastille Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1QtEC5oBX4
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: mot at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (FmeBQ)
Sane Americans like the Chinese middle class want the 1950s deal just with them in the role of Ward Cleaver.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (AlkyK)
Captain with the correct spelling...I knew something was off with mine.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
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Maddy Prior did backup vocals on Jethro Tull's "Too Old To Rock and Roll, Too Young To Die".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 10:00 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (VxC1e)
The 70s? When you could sit on a veranda in a white suit watching the slaves on your plantation picking cotton while you were served a mint julip by a cringing, liveried lackey? All thanks to the Republicans?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (/U27+)
I gave them all free food, whatever they wanted, but I didn't tell the boss that part. They were all from a Kalamazoo college, in a choir. I had a great experience, and a great talk with their teacher about Bobby McFerrin and Take6, both of whom are among my favorite artists of all time.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)
Banana. Knock knock...
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (/KPLX)
The nascent documentary on LSD "The Stand."
Literally his only worthy work.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Jordan61
Great band.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
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If you were a Steeleye Span fan...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (AlkyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (csEWM)
The Royal Marines are standard issue Marines.
The Brits have the SAS and SBS for hard work.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
I opposed the second, seventh, and eighth. Annoyed that those passed. The second gave local governments power to collect more taxes "for infrastructure", and the last two were carveouts for prop taxes, which are too damn high for everyone, not just those small groups of people.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (AtfPU)
Captain died a few years ago...cancer.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
This is what is truly important.
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (uFOGo)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
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Better than using a public dick sock, at least.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (/U27+)
I'm with you, brother
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:04 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Careful. I may post that picture of Demi Moore with her 3" shag carpet.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:04 PM (M8yB3)
Taqiyyologist
I didn't know where this was leading but I was sure it wasn't the opening to a Mickey Spillane story.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
Less drunk, and less stoned he is just drunk on wokeness and high on cancel culture rather than Jim Beam and cocaine.
He actually thought that the evil people at the CDC would be Nixon republicans not Obama democrats.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (Lzpvj)
You're supposed to wait until we're all baked to tell us something like that so we can just, like, stare at the receiver, and think, and stare, and then go get the Eggo waffles out of the freezer.
Posted by: ZOD at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:02 PM (AtfPU)
Ahoy!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
True - Mother Earth gone native. A machete would have come in handy.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (AtfPU)
ZOD, sorry :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
You expect an actual introspective analysis?
Which leads us back to "the editors" who in a sane news agency would be yelling at the Wokeratti and forcing them to confront their failure.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)
The 4C model looks like Paul Reubens.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:06 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: Tonypete
Or, sadly, a Penthouse Letter. The young teacher lady was quite pretty.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2021 10:07 PM (OssQ4)
This is what is truly important.
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (uFOGo)
Imagine what all the black market will include in six months or so.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)
Gawd, there were some truly awful 70s haircuts.
Those were the gateway drug to leisure suits. Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 04, 2021 10:07 PM (+aiYj)
I want to mail him a giant bottle of Jack with a note, "maybe this'll turn you back into a human being again."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:08 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (AtfPU)
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It was good, but the sequel Nutria Sex Party went nowhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 04, 2021 10:05 PM (AtfPU)
*SNORT*
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:08 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 09:20 PM (+I6Y/
He looks like a medieval serf...
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 10:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Those were the gateway drug to leisure suits. Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
And, for a very, very short period of time, Nehru jackets as formal wear.
What the hell was wrong with us?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: sven
They have already fixed blame. It's our racism against a white guy.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (bCmVL)
Since Washington has a "jungle primary" (top two vote getters, irrespective of party), she won't make it into the general if she's third.
Joe Kent, a Republican endorsed by Trump, is first, and a D is second.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
The cities already have it, and frankly It's a lot less likely to be abused in the rural counties - and more necessary. I like living outside urban areas, but you can save your country roads for John Denver songs.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2021 10:11 PM (OBfBn)
Posted by: B at November 04, 2021 10:11 PM (Ojki1)
Phallus on the mountain top
Banging every coed dame
The summit of booty and love
Gold penis was his name
He's got it
Yeah, baby, he's got it
I'm gold penis, I'm your fire
At your desire
Swell, Golden Penis, I'm your fire
At your desire
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 10:11 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Wamphyr at November 04, 2021 10:11 PM (gbkbn)
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
Our parish church celebrated its 25th anniversary in 1976 with pictures of each family. The hair! The beard! The clothes! I was in a blue plaid suit, my brother in a brown leisure suit. Just gross. LOL!
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 04, 2021 10:11 PM (HCeRP)
The Royal Marines are standard issue Marines.
The Brits have the SAS and SBS for hard work.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
I believe the Brit unit in question was 40 Commando.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2021 10:12 PM (8C7+r)
They got high, had sex, and flexed their political muscles. Then they stroked their egos for decades by telling themselves all that hedonism was socially important.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (i0wNm)
And the music was bitchin'!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:12 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Shockingly, I think actually just trying to make a decent movie.
So the priest wasn't actually De Debil. It was "Cartaphilus", the legendary Wandering Jew, who was cursed to walk the Earth until the Messiah returned. But they portrayed him as a Roman Centurion so they botched it a little.
Still, a great little movie.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:13 PM (M8yB3)
That brief and shining moment between The Pill and AIDS.
Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive but to be young was very heaven.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:13 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:14 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:04 PM (M8yB3)
As I dated mostly blonde haired lasses, I had my eyes opened on my six week NOLS excursion.
One of the participants was a earth mother / hippie chick who looked somewhat like Nicolette Larson: full head of long, wavy brown hair.
We set up camp one afternoon by a lake. As it was washing day, all of us were buck naked. This young lady sported a bush that made Demi's shag look like
a neatly, well trimmed garden.
It was an eye opener...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Jordan61
Damn. Another great band.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:12 PM (3/XaG)
But we can agree that most of the food on his site is indeed terrible?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: redchief at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (Kab4E)
Those were the gateway drug to leisure suits. Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
And, for a very, very short period of time, Nehru jackets as formal wear.
What the hell was wrong with us?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)
Every day I thank the good lord that cellphone cameras had yet to be invented.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs
That was so awful *I* was embarrassed!
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Processed food products were the bee's knees.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
The Commandos are like the Rangers from the 75th from what I have seen in person.
The 9 mile speed course they run is a big part of long-term endurance.
Given the USMC's self___ "but they were picked men and women" as the reason for getting smoked rings hollow IMHO no offense to the leathernecks.
Posted by: sven at November 04, 2021 10:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 04, 2021 10:17 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM
*golf clap...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 10:18 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:19 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:19 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 04, 2021 10:19 PM (d8xPm)
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
They found his rotting corpse a week or two ago, so he definitely dropped out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:20 PM (M8yB3)
Salt miners must have a great union.
Posted by: Cicero
No, they don't make a Lot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Sod 'em.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:20 PM (axyOa)
He and his wife were military, his wife was killed in Syria thanks to the DoD brass ignoring Trump's order to get out.
WA 3 is going to be competetive because there is a lot of working class there. They resonate with the trump message.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 04, 2021 10:21 PM (5p7BC)
>>Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive but to be young was very heaven.
Some great music, too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 10:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Kindltot
Crabs get very frustrated with the laces on tennis shoes.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:21 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 04, 2021 10:19 PM (d8xPm)
Ahhh, back when Adidas was king of the Track and Field world.
Cross Countrys flats and Tokyos spikes ruled the cinders.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:16 PM (bCmVL)
Please don't SPAM the thread.
Posted by: Treet at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (7bRMQ)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Doof
A horse-like animal native to Eastern and Southern Africa.
Posted by: Zombie Sherlock Holmes
"What's new? C over Lambda."
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:24 PM (M8yB3)
I think that's the point of most of Lilek's 70s and food excursions..poking fun at absurd things. He does seem to LIKE the 30s pop culture though. I have always admired his compulsion to document ordinary things as I also find everyday pop culture fascinating, and watching how the modern day rewrites history to fit whatever agenda, social or financial, they are pushing at the time.
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:24 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
More research on this vital topic is clearly needed.
Infrastructure
Hairfrastructure
*WIP*
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Federal research grant aspirant at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Federal research grant aspirant at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
WIP it good
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Ford at November 04, 2021 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (AtfPU)
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There, mountain.
There, castle.
Posted by: Eyegore at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Treet
For the first time ever, I bought a can of Spam today.
Not sure what I will do with it.
To be honest, it frightens and confuses me.
And sits there. Taunting. Mocking.
Posted by: Miklos, calling the Federal Musubi Helpline at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM (AtfPU)
They can do magical things with it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)
I'll buy it. Agnetha and Anni-Frid were two of 13 year old Sharkman's first crushes.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:28 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Miklos, who probably needs to find that before they become mandatory at November 04, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
[raises hand]
(Oooh ooh, mister Kottair!)
Posted by: Flyover at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (Rbu5d)
He turned out to be a star cook and ended up taking over the mess tent. His specialty?: Spam Parmesan.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
More research on this vital topic is clearly needed.
Infrastructure
Hairfrastructure
*WIP*
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Federal research grant aspirant at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
I thought you were supposed to ask for grants to study things like "the effect of the reduction in the snail darter's habitat in the Eastern region of Oregon on local non-binary busty wannabe-lesbians".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Doof
Daryl something something.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Doof
Daryl something something.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:29 PM (M8yB3)
Did he have another brother named Daryl?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (ACi07)
I think he likes the 20s as well. He's always a font of information.
Posted by: Treet at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)
Not sure what I will do with it.
To be honest, it frightens and confuses me.
And sits there. Taunting. Mocking.
Posted by: Miklos, calling the Federal Musubi Helpline at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Slice it and pan fry it. Use it in place of sausage patties. Or like scrapple.
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
That one is for Tenure.
The other is just about Money.
Posted by: Miklos, pre-tenured but deeply concerned and committed at November 04, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Helena prayers up!
DaughterH got her religious exemption approved, so there are ways around this (at least for now).
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 10:31 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:25 PM (AtfPU)
Didnt have the headlights on and messing around on the phone
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Ford
I had a WIN button.
I really did.
Posted by: Miklos, who probably needs to find that before they become mandatory at November 04, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
As did I...all trinkets lost to the ravages of time, except for my can of Billy Beer.
Posted by: Zombie Gerald Ford at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
They can do magical things with it...
Posted by: qdpsteve
Hey Guys-
I'm gonna get lei'd!!!
Posted by: Miklos al-Czervik at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Do you have Filipino neighbors?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)
If there is nothing else, my dog will eat it albeit grudgingly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (YynYJ)
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted Seamount peak
With the XO
The Skipper too,
Chief of the boat and his wife
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (8CQWU)
What a loss to the service, sure they couldn't steer the boat, but I'll bet they were fabulous at finding the right pumps to match their uniforms and really that is what the Armed Forces are for these days.
/ What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
But I do wonder if he and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat were ever confirmed to be seen together
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)
I wouldn't advise adding salt
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (+I6Y/)
Want to take some leftover hot links I have, cut 'em up and stick 'em in the beans when I heat them up. Call it grown-up beans-n-franks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:33 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (taPSh)
Funny thing is that is how all of them were charted in the old days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miklos, calling the Federal Musubi Helpline at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM
Is glorious food of all brave Frontoviki... Open can, eat, be stronk like bull!
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (jIeMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (8CQWU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8
Stick with it to the end...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm gonna get lei'd!!!
Posted by: Miklos al-Czervik at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
You!! You're no gentleman
Posted by: Judge Doof Smails at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 10:33 PM (3/XaG)
There was that "muskrat" thing too. Wasn't that groovy?
Posted by: Genius Music Producers at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Could ask Bubba, Bubba Joe, Billy Bubba and Bubba Joe Jr.
Probably gonna be a big negatory
Posted by: Miklos in what used to be called Saxe-Gotha SC at November 04, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Was a time when US Gyrenes were quite capable of beating the best of any countries' armies.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:35 PM (M8yB3)
Cross Countrys flats and Tokyos spikes ruled the cinders.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:22 PM (BgMrQ)
And yet the Adidas president was able.to get Jesse Owens to wear his shoes in Berlin in the Olympics.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (AtfPU)
/ What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
Nah, they were probably white. If they were "protected" they'd be promoted.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (8CQWU)
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She was no Carol Brady.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
I see there's a currency converter so it doesn't matter exactly but I was curious.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (UHVv4)
Not sure what I will do with it.
To be honest, it frightens and confuses me.
And sits there. Taunting. Mocking.
Posted by: Miklos, calling the Federal Musubi Helpline at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Slice it and pan fry it. Use it in place of sausage patties. Or like scrapple.
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10
Put at least 50 pounds on your back. Hike in uneven terrain at least eight miles. Open and eat the spam. It will be the best thing you've ever tasted.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (g5URJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 10:37 PM (YynYJ)
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."
Posted by: cya4+1 at November 04, 2021 10:37 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2021 10:37 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Was a time when US Gyrenes were quite capable of beating the best of any countries' armies.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:35 PM (M8yB3)
Bet they still can in a Dress wearing dance off, which the current leadership finds more important than actually fighting.
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Judge Doof Smails
I was supposed to have been in that movie (as an extra).
My budding Hollywood stardom was crushed by circumstance.
Posted by: Miklos, unready for his closeup at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I say again, the Horde mind is wasted on this blog when we could be writing winning proposals on almost any topic for government grants. Best part, we could just select random paragraphs from the blog, string them together, and create a simply fabulous report!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (YynYJ)
Let me save you some time. No.
Spam was on regular rotation when I was a kid. I thought it was for everyone.
As was said above, fry it and it was edible. Raw would be a hate crime.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
(sniff) We prefer the adolescent ones.
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:39 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2021 10:39 PM (bCmVL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:33 PM (AtfPU)
Just like my boat, the Seaview!
Posted by: Adm Nelson at November 04, 2021 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Diogenes
Adidas was founded after WWII
Adolf (!) Dassler-his brothers ran Puma
Posted by: Miklos, citing former clients at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Put some Rain-X on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (63Dwl)
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The Seaview had panorama windows, and that was back in the '60s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Judge Doof Smails
I was supposed to have been in that movie (as an extra).
My budding Hollywood stardom was crushed by circumstance.
Posted by: Miklos, unready for his closeup at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Probably was worse for the actors playing the caddies as the film was suppose to focus on them before the people in charge realized they had some major stars and tailored the flick to feature them instead. Wonder if copies of the original script are floating around the intertubes somewhere.
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (AtfPU)
But your horse has no name...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (axyOa)
The Dassler brothers were in business back then?
I need to go back and look at the Berlin Olympic photos of Jesse. I don't recall the "three stripes" on his spikes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Probably gonna be a big negatory
Posted by: Miklos in what used to be called Saxe-Gotha SC at November 04, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Sounds right. You'd have neighbors with names like Boy, Girlie, Cherry Pie, Pea....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)
In: Salt Circle Motor Runes
Oh, and, well done, Mr. Eisenman. Should have brought the vehicle further north, where it could have been disappeared.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 10:42 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero
My sub had windows too, cut out with a steak knife.
What a ripoff.
Posted by: Miklos, who also invested in Sea Monkeys at November 04, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: PabloD at November 04, 2021 10:43 PM (7Blpl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:44 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: PabloD
I thought that's what our boom stick were for.
I is so confused.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:44 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (UHVv4)
It's Pesos. Rate was just over 50 to the dollar on Tuesday.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Mashup name -- Dookie Betts
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
The waitresses call me "Hon", even when I forget to wear the name tag.
Posted by: Down Home Miklos Bubba at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)
I wouldn't advise adding salt
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 10:32 PM (+I6Y/)
Nor getting the low sodium version.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (KnJdm)
Seems she's told that tale in an ONT and MoMeet or three.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)
Probably was worse for the actors playing the caddies as the film was suppose to focus on them before the people in charge realized they had some major stars and tailored the flick to feature them instead. Wonder if copies of the original script are floating around the intertubes somewhere.
Posted by: Bete at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (Ojki1)
what I read was that they started making it, and realized the original script stunk on ice. So they added Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield, and asked them to just ad lib all their lines, since they weren't in the script.
and that's how a great comedy came to be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Iris at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (6lKe4)
I is so confused.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2021 10:44 PM (mD/uy)[i/]
Dude, don't waste expensive boom stick food when you have inedible spam to use as a weapon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero
My sub had windows too, cut out with a steak knife.
What a ripoff.
Posted by: Miklos, who also invested in Sea Monkeys at November 04, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
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When you modify those mail-order cardboard submarines it voids the warranty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)
A full, luxurious head of hair. Not coiffed as above however.
Posted by: Adm Nelson at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)
The can was empty!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And the best damn giant octopus, squid attractor on the planet!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:44 PM (AtfPU)
Morton frozen pot pies in the round foil pan. Took an hour to cook. Loved them!!
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (mZUr4)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (8CQWU)
Navy wearing Cammys is just wrong IMO. Sailors are different from soldiers... and killing the things that set them apart, like the traditions of the Sea... means they are just people in the Navy... NOT SAILORS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (oHd/0)
The can was empty!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
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Meh. The no-fat version can contains an absolute vacuum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And the best damn giant octopus, squid attractor on the planet!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
It also seemed to attract the exact SAME Monsters as the Robot did in Lost in Space (they used some of the exact same costumes).
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (oHd/0)
The Dassler brothers were in business back then?
I need to go back and look at the Berlin Olympic photos of Jesse. I don't recall the "three stripes" on his spikes.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)
***
They started back in the '20s and the feud started early on. They split in '48 when Puma was formed. Not sure if they had the three stripes on the shoes back then
All in Herzogenaurach. I was stationed there for three years. Beautiful part of Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (axyOa)
Seems she's told that tale in an ONT and MoMeet or three.
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (QzJWU)
That's awesome!
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Down Home Miklos Bubba at November 04, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
You're a judge??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero
I never had the required number of Kaboom box tops to file a warranty claim anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos thinks it was all a racket at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard
I hope they fired whomever was on the sonar at the time, as well.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (mZUr4)
You had an oven...
and a freezer?
Luxury!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:50 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And the best damn giant octopus, squid attractor on the planet!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:46 PM (r1z5A)
It also seemed to attract the exact SAME Monsters as the Robot did in Lost in Space (they used some of the exact same costumes).
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (oHd/0)
They're just imitations of the original.
Posted by: Captain Nemo at November 04, 2021 10:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:51 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 10:51 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:51 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Just discriminating and highly selective.
*Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen are nodding "yes"*
Posted by: Miklos, a river to his people at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (M8yB3)
SOP would be running silent... only using passive sonar...
BUT, we've pretty well mapped the ocean floor by now...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
In: Salt Circle Motor Runes
Oh, and, well done, Mr. Eisenman. Should have brought the vehicle further north, where it could have been disappeared.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 10:42 PM (KnJdm)
Second look at crop circles?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (8C7+r)
That sucks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 10:51 PM (SchxB)
You'd be amazed at the weight you lose on a diet of no-fat spam!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
ISTR that the last skipper of a nukular sub to crash into something uncharted was cashiered, too...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:47 PM (mZUr4)
You had an oven...
and a freezer?
Luxury!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Oh yeah. I lived high on the hog!!
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 04, 2021 10:53 PM (UHVv4)
a neatly, well trimmed garden.
It was an eye opener...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Mary, Mary, quite contrary...
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2021 10:53 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Romeo13
I agree, but if the Navy'd had camo in that WW2 Zig Zag pattern back when I was in, I'd have worn the fuck outta those.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Captain Nemo
But original imitations, not fake imitations of the original.
Posted by: Miklos, a river of Escher-speak to his people at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)
And boy, does my back hurt!!!!
Posted by: The Hog at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 04, 2021 10:53 PM (OssQ4)
Bzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzz. BZZZZZZZZ.
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled
Time for a weedeater man-check
Posted by: Miklos, consulting rulebook at November 04, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman
Perhaps ignoring the sonar man is the reason for bye, bye.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai
I wasn't a Bubblehead, but I think the rule is "You're underwater so the sonar is in the ON position."
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 10:56 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 04, 2021 10:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:56 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)
And boy, does my back hurt!!!!
Posted by: The Hog at November 04, 2021 10:54 PM (7bRMQ)
You misunderstood. I smoked pork rinds through a bong. Far out, man!!
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Types
*Thinks
**Deletes
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 04, 2021 10:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 04, 2021 10:31 PM (7F9te)
My wife got me a deli slicer, it is one of the ones that looks like it was built in the 50's from plans from the 40's. From the dust it looked like it had been in a back room for 30 years. I tried it out today on a cold roast and it made wonderful sandwich cold cuts.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Pixy won't be here for hours.
Posted by: Miklos, unconcerned at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:56 PM (AtfPU)
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This is exactly the reason the Seaview had a humongous window in front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)
Do you smoke crawdads too?
Posted by: The Beverly Hillbillies at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot
I have one too, just hate cleaning the sucker (don't tell it I said that).
Posted by: Miklos, whose girlfriend cut off the tip of her thumb cleaning one at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
All in Herzogenaurach. I was stationed there for three years. Beautiful part of Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 10:48 PM (axyOa)
Thanks for putting me some knowledge.
I knew about the split. My oldest brother was an AFS student and went to Germany for his year abroad. On the return, we hosted the sun of his German family...they both ran Track.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Yup. And I ain't moving!
Posted by: Tank Abrams at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:00 PM (AtfPU)
BUT, we've pretty well mapped the ocean floor by now...
Posted by: Romeo13
So, SOP is "traveling underwater but only being able to detect underwater mountains if they are active volcanos."
Seems dangerous as He'll, but see your comment about ocean floor mapping status.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:01 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 10:34 PM (HoQbP)
Frontoviki eat Tushonka. And they are glad to get it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:01 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Miklos, whose girlfriend cut off the tip of her thumb cleaning one at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
WHAT??!!!!!!!????
Posted by: Miklos' Black & Decker Deli Slicer with Gasoline Engine at November 04, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2021 11:02 PM (Gcsm/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Navy wearing Cammys is just wrong IMO. Sailors are different from soldiers... and killing the things that set them apart, like the traditions of the Sea... means they are just people in the Navy... NOT SAILORS.
Posted by: Romeo13
They let us wear Seabee greens while we were in Cam Ranh Bay in 1972 on minesweeping duty. We were young and thought it was cool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 11:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot
Was it one of those old Hobart mofo's?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos' Black & Decker Deli Slicer with Gasoline Engine
*chests up*
Posted by: Miklos' resolutely loyal Toaster at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)
Do you smoke crawdads too?
Posted by: The Beverly Hillbillies at November 04, 2021 10:59 PM (7bRMQ)
Hmmm. Laissez les bons temps
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (mZUr4)
And without a "ping", that mountain could've been in Technicolor, but the sonar ain't gonna hear it, cause the full chromatic spectrum doesn't spontaneously emit sound.
Except for the very loud colors. Example: my Aloha shirts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
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What am I going to do with this herring?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
Umm, OK. That clarifies things quite a bit.
Different actors by now, and not surface unit, but of course this was also 7th Fleet, home of the destroyer-demolition-derby a few years ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 11:04 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)
My cousin tried drying out and smoking the worm from a bottle of tequila. Yeah, vietnam vet, soooo...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklosamehameha at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2021 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, there would be fewer people dying of blood clots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 11:06 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Nah, slice it thin, have it on a sandwich with garden ripe tomato slices and your favorite mayonnaise.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:06 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Don't say nothing about his birthmark
Posted by: Miklos, figuring you mean Strawberry at November 04, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:40 PM (AtfPU)
In the high heat of the summer, corned beef is a good source of cooking grease.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:07 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (AtfPU)
FlowBee would be an improvement
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 11:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: The Knights of Miklos Who Say Ni at November 04, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
I'd laugh if not for the precedent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:08 PM (AtfPU)
I also wore a plaid tie, brown bell bottoms, and a yellow shirt as our school uniform.
No I did not save any pictures.
Posted by: Big V just askin' at November 04, 2021 11:08 PM (Adlwz)
Actually the green cammies shown in some photos of the deposed captain would be even worse if you're trying to spot somebody in the drink.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (OTzUX)
And I still wear my hair high and tight.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: a dude in MI
Was that the vacuum attachment which allowed for professional grade haircuts at home?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (n43U7)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
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Don't forget the dog grooming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Indeed...not sure about the professional part
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 11:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2021 09:38 PM (1t5dY)
Yakiimo, yakiimo, yakiimo fi na nay.
Posted by: The Dixie Cups at November 04, 2021 11:11 PM (P3gRi)
https://youtu.be/5kwIkF6LFDc
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:11 PM (M8yB3)
Was that the vacuum attachment which allowed for professional grade haircuts at home?
Posted by: Some Rat
Flowbee
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 11:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot
Was it one of those old Hobart mofo's?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (VwHCD)
Jealous. Once we get moved in, I am planning to sous vide a roast beast and make excellent roast beast sammiches on the cheap.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:12 PM (KnJdm)
let us not forget the Norwegian KNM Helge Ingstad
"In the Norwegian magazine, Armed Forces Forum No. 2 in 2017 it was stated that “Four out of five navigators on frigate KNM Helge Ingstad are women“.
Were.
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at November 04, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 04, 2021 11:12 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:12 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 11:13 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Truckin' at November 04, 2021 11:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
I think I spied Pee Wee Herman and Kurt Russell in there.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Miklos, calling the Federal Musubi Helpline at November 04, 2021 10:27 PM
I was assured the Maori were mostly peaceful children of the Earf...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:15 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:15 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: SFGoth
And a total of 17 terms in Congress
Posted by: As Miklos calls it at November 04, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 11:15 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM (VwHCD)
Back in the day, one time when schools were closed for snow, I joined a bunch of my buddies on a visit to a guy's we went to school with. He had a really cool water bong. We filled it with snow and proceeded to use the bong for its intended purpose. About 30 minutes later, while we were quite baked, we noticed that the snow had melted but there was still a large chunk of something white in the bong. It was bird shit. Must have been on top of the snow. We laughed for an hour or so
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (HoQbP)
Working on the song
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot
*snort!* Nicely done.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 04, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Clippy at November 04, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:16 PM (HoQbP)
Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with that shit.
Posted by: Satan at November 04, 2021 11:19 PM (n43U7)
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 04, 2021 11:19 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 10:58 PM (+I6Y/)
Nav and whoever was in command, officer of the deck?, and of course the CO, XO, and COB, for the training conditions and operational mindset that lead to hazarding the ship, would be my guess.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Satan at November 04, 2021 11:19 PM (qoC5/)
Posted by: Satan at November 04, 2021 11:19 PM (gPUAf)
https://youtu.be/80qDXo9DSRk
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)
tushonka? sounds like slavic stripper name.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 04, 2021 11:20 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Satan at November 04, 2021 11:21 PM (bhouN)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 04, 2021 11:20 PM (edU/H)
Every night, she goes home with her thong filled with grain.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:23 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:03 PM (VwHCD)
Electr-O-Matic.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:23 PM (KbLYZ)
I'm a fool to do your judicial work, oh yeah.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:23 PM (KbLYZ)
Her sidekick was Dynagirl, right??
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai
*distributes Holy Ampersands*
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at November 04, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Blue Screen of Damnation, soon.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 11:25 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 04, 2021 11:25 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:24 PM (SchxB)
No. Just no.
Posted by: Zombie Walter Becker at November 04, 2021 11:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2021 11:05 PM
Worms! Why did it have to be worms?
Posted by: Percy Brown from London on the Thames at November 04, 2021 11:26 PM (EughT)
Spam...
*sighs
I should search the cupboards and see if I've any of that salty, meaty, lardaceous goodness in the house, which I seriously crave right now...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:26 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
To get one of those, I think you had to do one of the Lunch Ladies
Posted by: Miklos did attend school, really at November 04, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 10:50 PM (AtfPU)
The smoking pole lamp is lit in the forward missile compartment.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:28 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jesus at Calvary at November 04, 2021 11:28 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Miklos did attend school, really at November 04, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
It'd be so worth it.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:29 PM (KnJdm)
And the new hairstyle your special Friend Ahmed did for you is so stunning and brave! I think he should let you remove the burkha just once in a while, so that everyone can see!
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 04, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:29 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:29 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 11:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 04, 2021 11:30 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Holy Roman Miklos, neither holy nor roamin' at November 04, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:28 PM
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:31 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at November 04, 2021 11:31 PM (AUAyU)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (8CQWU)
Wouldn't a seamount have appeared on their sonar?
Posted by: The Dixie Cups at November 04, 2021 11:31 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:29 PM (M8yB3)
He's just alright with me
Posted by: The Original Doobie Brothers Lead Singer at November 04, 2021 11:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 04, 2021 11:20 PM (edU/H)
Think Irish Stew without potatoes or carrots. And hope the tanneries got the hide and hooves.
Honestly, it is chopped seasoned meat, canned.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:33 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth
*is reminded to re-order favorite moustache wax*
Posted by: Miklos, monocles fully adjusted at November 04, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:33 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:34 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)
Rival.
No, really. It was made by Rival.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:34 PM (KbLYZ)
We're about 10 years from the US Liberation Army Navy.
And I always wondered about the blue pattern camos. I'd I fall off a ship, the last thing I want to do is blend in with the water!
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2021 11:34 PM (zjsv2)
Posted by: Wi Tu Low at November 04, 2021 11:35 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Kindltot
I know people who make that in Slovakia, and can it. In cans. The kit to do it dates from commie-time.
Posted by: Miklos, who hadn't thought about that recently at November 04, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos!!11!!! at November 04, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Dixie Cups
A couple of Bubbleheads explained above that only passive sonar is allowed when running silently submerged, unless actively in combat when the enemy already kbows where you are. The mountain wouldn't have been detected by passive sonar unless it was a belching subsea volcano.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:37 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:37 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Ding Bang Ow at November 04, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*FistBump*
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:39 PM (M8yB3)
https://is.gd/sSjT5N
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 10:23 PM (8CQWU)
My old Engineer was Commander of the 7th fleet and Submarine Force, U.S. Pacific Fleet. My old skipper presided over the inquiry of the USS Greenville sinking of the Ehime Maru
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:40 PM (8CQWU)
There's a good reason foul feather gear is made in bright colors.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 11:41 PM (ZLI7S)
hahahahahah
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:42 PM (8CQWU)
BUT, we've pretty well mapped the ocean floor by now...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2021 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
So, how could they be blamed for hitting an uncharted seamount, if their orders were to not use the device that could have revealed it?
Posted by: The Dixie Cups at November 04, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 11:43 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
We don't do hijackings, but we will make Ace an offer he can't refuse.
Posted by: La Cosa Nostra at November 04, 2021 11:43 PM (zehv/)
Oh, youth!! Where has my life gone!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:44 PM (M8yB3)
There's a good reason foul feather gear is made in bright colors.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 11:41 PM
I would worry that if I was in the water wearing bright colours, I might be found and returned to my oar...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:45 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 11:43 PM (+I6Y/)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at November 04, 2021 11:45 PM (kwqH6)
Posted by: Miklos, who hadn't thought about that recently at November 04, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
I make similar stuff, but I use canning jars. I put a thick slice of onion on top and salt. I would love to get a can sealer to make stuff in cans, it is a bit more durable.
I knew a guy that would make emergency kits sealed in those half-sized salmon cans. Fish hooks, granola bar, matches, gum, instant coffee, sugar and lifesavers. He would sell a box of six with a P-38 taped to one of them.
They were small enough to stick in a pocket, just in case.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2021 11:45 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: The Dixie Cups at November 04, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)
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Something unsaid but understood?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:45 PM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Tatanka at November 04, 2021 11:46 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: The Dixie Cups
They must have had a particular course they were supposed to be on and they were slightly off that course when the collision occurred. Doesn't make sense otherwise.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:46 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 11:43 PM (+I6Y/)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Linda Lovelace
Come again?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 04, 2021 11:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:47 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:48 PM
*wonders what attracts nubile, lustful mermaids...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:49 PM (HoQbP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:47 PM (AtfPU)
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Viagra Class boats
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:49 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton at November 04, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:50 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:47 PM (AtfPU)
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They rammed the wrong cruise ship.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:50 PM (8CQWU)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2021 11:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zettai
Anchovies and money, but mostly money
Posted by: Old Man Miklos and the Sea at November 04, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
They say the fittest shall survive
Yet the unfit may live
Let 'em wear gaudy colors or avoid display
Hey it don't matter it's all the same
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (HoQbP)
So are rescuers.
You go overboard in the ocean you want to be found.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The Dixie Cups at November 04, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)
We don't really know the depth and speed and whether that conformed to sound and in place best practices for that area. IIRC, the USS San Francisco was doing roughly the same thing, in roughly the same area.
The Navy concluded that "several critical navigational and voyage planning procedures" were not being implemented aboard San Francisco, despite Mooney's otherwise remarkably good record.
I would guess that that area is far from well-charted, and given the seismic activity in the Pacific Rim, it is ever-changing. The above finding would dictate prudence is my guess as to the Connecticut finding.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2021 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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Sure. Of course.
*picks teeth*
Posted by: A Great White Shark at November 04, 2021 11:53 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (HoQbP)
Oh, youth!! Where has my life gone!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:44 PM (M8yB3)
Driving to Waterloo? Meeting some Chiquitita?
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)
Bream on Faux News right now...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (HoQbP)
So did they say why Chuck Schumer was inside a Popeyes?
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2021 11:55 PM (7mnFX)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)
Take a chance?
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Angelina Jolie. Who in real life had a voluntary double mastectomy. Not because she had cancer. But because she has a gene which predisposed her to maybe getting cancer.
*FacePalm*
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM (HoQbP)
I'd rather work construction or drive a truck.
Oh, radio says they need 80,000 truck drivers, school costs $5Gs that govt may cover and you will have CDL in 3 weeks or more.
It's a week of class then on the road driving/practice till you are good to go.
Eighty grand.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:57 PM (8CQWU)
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Be sure to take some Spice Girls to break up the monotony.
Posted by: A Great White Shark at November 04, 2021 11:57 PM (VxC1e)
The Navy concluded that "several critical navigational and voyage planning procedures" were not being implemented aboard San Francisco, despite Mooney's otherwise remarkably good record.
I would guess that that area is far from well-charted, and given the seismic activity in the Pacific Rim, it is ever-changing. The above finding would dictate prudence is my guess as to the Connecticut finding.
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:52 PM (KnJdm)
I guess the Navy should start fitting their subs with 5 mph bumpers, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 11:57 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos yields the floor before ending up on the floor at November 04, 2021 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
In lieu of the second front they so desperately needed to relieve German pressure on them, they got canned meat instead (well, and LOTS of other stuff, obviously).
And yadda yadda about Stalin's impatience, Allies had very good reasons for their timetable, but the sarcasm of the soldat is perfect.
Apparently some Russian company is making authentic repros of Red Army WWII rations including the "second front" canned meat. Pretty cool.
Personally I'd prefer a PPsh-41, a DT-28, a T-34 and a katyusha battery, but a field ration is a good start.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 11:57 PM (OTzUX)
Love the musical flash mobs. Fun and great music.
Commenters, you all make me laugh, thanks.
Good day today, with the Durham investigation, the Rittenhouse trial, and Rand Paul stepping up. The lines in the sand are getting clearer.
I bought Spam for the zombie apocalypse, which appears to be now. It will still be good in the burning times.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 04, 2021 11:58 PM (IDhUW)
Oh, youth!! Where has my life gone!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:44 PM (M8yB3)
Driving to Waterloo? Meeting some Chiquitita?
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)
All I can hear are the guns, Fernando.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 11:58 PM (axyOa)
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It was like having two ticking bombs attached to her chest.
Two firm, supple ticking flesh bombs...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2021 11:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 11:47 PM (AtfPU)
Sail. Arctic rated boats have an Ice Strengthened SAIL. They ascend through the icepack above, vertically, with zero forward speed, and the sail cracks and then penetrates the ice. They continue to blow-ballast till the sail hatchways are clear of the floes, and then deploy crews according to the Mission Brief.
The sonar dome of any given "Albacore" shaped sub, is a sphere mounted outboard of the forward pressure bulkhead, which is then enclosed in a very strong fiberglass housing, defining the water-penetrating prow of the boat. Said fiberglass housing is flooded when submerged, putting the sonar-sphere in direct contact with the water through which it transmits and/or receives it's signals. No such thing as an Ice Reinforced Bow on any U.S. submarine, at least in terms of "ice-breaking" strength. But an inch thick of hand-laid fiberglass and resins sure can move a bunch of loose, floating ice out of the way without much bother.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2021 11:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Paint any sub-69.99 million dollars!
Posted by: Earl Sheib at November 04, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
That stick was all over the place. - Hey, I know how to drive a stick - it was weird.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 11:59 PM (8CQWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 12:00 AM (KAi1n)
*FacePalm*
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM (M8yB3)
Kaylie Macahoweveryouspellit, Trump's spokeschick, did the same thing for the same reason.
Yeah, I think it's an overreaction. No reason to go ruin a perfectly fine pair of breasts.
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (XPFwZ)
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Doof
Mama Mia! I'm just driving from Tehachapi to LA to pick up some Money, Money, Money, then to Bakersfield to my favorite strip joint to maybe check out a Dancing Queen, then to a casino to bet on the roulette table to seen if The Winner Takes It All, then back to Tehachapi. Hopefully my car won't break down, or I'll have to call AAA with an SOS.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:02 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (XPFwZ)
Mammograms twice a year, if genetically predisposed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:03 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Robert
Jolie's were magnificent. What a waste.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:03 AM (M8yB3)
>>*picks teeth*
I taught diving and did commercial diving in San Juan harbor. It was so full of sludge we had to be tied to our dive partner, couldn't see more than 2 feet in front of your face. And not only was it the biggest commercial shipping port in the Caribbean at the time it was also a huge commercial fishing harbor and the crew were cleaning fish and tossing the crap overboard the whole way to the dock.
If you go overboard sharks are the least of your worries, If you aren't seen fast you are going to die slowly, drowning and alone.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:03 AM (P3gRi)
I take the holistic approach. Constant massaging.
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (+SX4/)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (OTzUX)
That's exactly from the USS San Francisco undersea mount collision inquiry. I imagine that the Navy put in place "lessons learned," which were forgotten and/or ignored, and they are tired of the same old same old. Perhaps some hotrodding was going on as well.
We used to joke about the "lessons learned," being "lessons relearned . . . again."
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:02 AM (M8yB3)
Voulez Vous! Don't speed or you might get pulled over by a Super Trouper who won't likey Thank You For The Music.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (+SX4/)
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Visual inspections are just as important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (VxC1e)
I disagree. This smacks of something the Texas bar came up with to exclude competition. Of course a judge should be conversant in state law. You think it would take Thomas 10 years to get there? I'm not proposing appointing any Joe off the street to the court (although I can think of a few folks with good old common sense that would do a better job than lawyers with decades of experience), but arbitrary time-in-service requirements do nothing but protect the tenured from the talented.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 05, 2021 12:06 AM (zjsv2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2021 12:01 AM (OTzUX)
But that could also be the brass capegoating those three for having given the vessel orders to sail in dangerous waters with the sonar turned off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:06 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)
Take a chance?
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM
The winner takes it all.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2021 12:06 AM (d8xPm)
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (+SX4/)
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Visual inspections are just as important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 12:05 AM (VxC1e)
Classic snakebite remedy.
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:07 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 12:07 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 11:54 PM (mZUr4)
Take a chance?
Posted by: flounder at November 04, 2021 11:56 PM
The winner takes it all.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2021 12:06 AM (d8xPm)
That's the name of the game
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:08 AM (mZUr4)
Here's hoping my dreams are filled with spectacular breasts.
Who am I kidding? I just jinxed myself and now it's going to be nothing but dongs.
*Sighs*
Fuck my life.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (tt29a)
They all but guaranteed that Hitler would conquer Europe when they agreed to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and joined in the invasion of Poland (the land of Sharkman's people).
And we opened a second front in North Africa in November 1942, and kept fighting Northward through Sicily and Italy until the end of the war.
Fuck the Russians.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (AtfPU)
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Right. It's a prophylactic to protect Texans from those who don't understand Texas. They should prohibit voting also.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:06 AM (P3gRi)
As explained above, passive sonar likely would not pick up a passive structure, and active is not used except in extraordinary circumstances, like combat. Also in training, but also rare. Passive sonar is never turned off. It is just listening.
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:10 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (AtfPU)
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And the Venezuelan ship sank.
jajajajajaja
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:10 AM (8CQWU)
The sonar wasn't turned "off". They just had it's left turn signal on for the past twenty miles or so.
/florida
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZLI7S)
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and this is why i stay my ass on terra firma
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 05, 2021 12:11 AM (FlyB3)
Here's hoping my dreams are filled with spectacular breasts.
Who am I kidding? I just jinxed myself and now it's going to be nothing but dongs.
*Sighs*
Fuck my life.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (tt29a)
Golden penises
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:11 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:11 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:13 AM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:11 AM (M8yB3)
Thanks. But encouraging me is seldom advised.
Safe travels!! If you get tired of ABBA, try Dire Straits debut album.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:14 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: flounder
I read the entire linked article. Makes it clear that there were a lot of ChiCom aircraft in the area and things were incredibly tense. In the South China Sea.
Popping even a single "ping" could be fatal if those ChiCom planes were dropping sonobouys, or if there was a string of ChiCom passive listening stations we didn't know about.
Submarinering is inherently dangerous.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:14 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:15 AM (AtfPU)
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"Not to worry, comrades -- we beat them in the number of Chicks with Dicks contest -- so the previously free world is safe for the transgender soon-to-be-beheaded agenda!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 12:16 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Doof
I may do that, but more likely I'll run through my Rammstein album collection after the ABBA. To balance out the Universe.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:16 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:10 AM (KnJdm)
I understand the difference between active and passive sonar. But if you are sending a sub into an area of ocean where seamounts exist, it's reasonable to to expect that there may be some that are uncharted. So either you run active sonar, or you proceed at a dead slow pace so that a collision won't cause damage. Seamounts can be pretty large; even if they were right on the assigned course, they might have hit it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:18 AM (P3gRi)
Popping even a single "ping" could be fatal if those ChiCom planes were dropping sonobouys, or if there was a string of ChiCom passive listening stations we didn't know about.
Submarinering is inherently dangerous.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:14 AM (M8yB3)
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"Give me a dong, Valerie. One dong only, please ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 12:19 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Doof
I may do that, but more likely I'll run through my Rammstein album collection after the ABBA. To balance out the Universe.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:16 AM (M8yB3)
Makes sense. Ted Nugent - Full Bluntal Nugity is also high on my road trip recommendation list
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2021 12:20 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:14 AM (M8yB3)
It's amazing that they can smash into mountains and still come back to the surface. It's also amazing that we don't lose more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Major_submarine_incidents_since_2000
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:20 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:21 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:21 AM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:18 AM (P3gRi)
I think active is pretty much a non-choice is my point. Prudent navigation is, which is what is cited against the crew.
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:22 AM (KnJdm)
Dream of lovely mermaids
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:21 AM (IDhUW)
With dicks this big!
Posted by: Little Johnny at November 05, 2021 12:23 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:09 AM (M8yB3)
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+1 from a Croation-Slovenian who loves the Poles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 12:23 AM (cUUIs)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:23 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:24 AM (AtfPU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 12:23 AM (cUUIs)
+2 from a Czech (distant) who also digs the Poles.
Posted by: Little Johnny at November 05, 2021 12:24 AM (KnJdm)
It's exactly why the ocean has always attracted me.
We are all wired a little different.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:21 AM (AtfPU)
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Is that when Indians by lots of gold for their wives and girl friends?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:26 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos has awoken with Job of the Day at November 05, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Billion dollar games of Chicken, with the Full Chicken Salad on the Commander's Hat Brim at risk in the error.
Seems in this case, he gambled and he lost. Even *I* might be able to navigate a sub in open seas from Pearl Harbor to San Diego. Cat n' mouse in the undersea Alpines though? Not qualified, not rated, not ready, I'm out!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 12:27 AM (QzJWU)
God bless all of you and your families.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:27 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: flounder at November 05, 2021 12:22 AM (KnJdm)
Then "proceed at a dead-slow pace" is it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2021 12:24 AM (AtfPU)
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Well, yeah. Anything specific?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:28 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I shall return to my people in their time of greatest need
Posted by: King Miklos Corvinus at November 05, 2021 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:32 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Braenyard
He finally got his ass permanently fired when he commented that the Western Allies should rearm the German Army and keep heading East.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:32 AM (M8yB3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:34 AM (IDhUW)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 12:27 AM (QzJWU)
I wonder if Navy subs are equipped with gravimeters? Ocean water is less dense than the rock, any rock, that makes up the seafloor. If you are approaching a seamount, the seafloor is rapidly rising to meet you, and there should be a commensurate increase in the perceived force of gravity. If you also had instruments that could measure gravitational force in the horizontal plane, you could detect the approach of some massive object, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:35 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 05, 2021 12:35 AM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Braenyard
The environmental devastation wrought by the Commies in Poland was biblical level disaster bad. They are still recovering from that, as well as being one of the poorest countries in Europe prior to WW2 and losing 25% of their population murdered during that war. Poland will probably never fully recover from the 20th Century.
Okay, I'm really signing off this time.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 12:36 AM (M8yB3)
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This is how you create a technocracy. Only "experts" need apply. Who is an expert? Why someone who has served in government for several years. Who can become an expert? Only someone who serves in government for several years.
That will ensure only those we've had ample time to corrupt, and whose mind thoroughly functions within the constraints of the system, will be allowed a chance at a position of political power.
Thank God!
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 05, 2021 12:37 AM (OayQb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:28 AM (P3gRi)
Agreed.
Posted by: Little Johnny at November 05, 2021 12:37 AM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:32 AM (8CQWU)
That might be a relic of the old Communist system working its way through the demographics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:37 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:38 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:40 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:35 AM (P3gRi)
Would this be called the Michelleometer or the Hildebeestomer? Tankabramsometer?
The list of Dem landwhales is nearly endless, ain't it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:44 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I have been given a short respite from gravitational obligations.
Posted by: Miklos, back in his inherited chair at November 05, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
Landwhales, so not encountered at sea, Praise the Lord.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
Poland has a larger and much more capable air force and, especially, armored for than Germany.
Which I think is Just Fine.
Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszky at November 05, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
One wonders if there is such a thing as "downholstery"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 12:49 AM (P3gRi)
They say that Poland and Hungary are the only countries in Europe that have ever shared a border and never had a war.
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Polish People at November 05, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 12:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Depends on how quick you need to draw, pardner.
Posted by: Miklos, looking around the late nite ONT Saloon at November 05, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Was gonna say too far away, but if it's a remote job then maybe it could work.
Sharkman, also thanks. And I gotta call it a night. Thanks for the chat everyone!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Was gonna say too far away, but if it's a remote job then maybe it could work.
I don't know local geography, but it had "steve" all over it.
Posted by: Miklos, ever helpful at November 05, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 12:54 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 12:56 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 12:56 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
I would like to be known as "Bomber" Miklos.
Probably won't happen though.
Posted by: Miklos, war being hell and all at November 05, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Harry at November 05, 2021 12:58 AM (EcD5Y)
Posted by: Braenyard
Visegrad 4
Poland, Czech, Slovakia, Hungary.
Croatia joined later. Some others too, but the core is those 4/5.
Posted by: Miklos, informationally at November 05, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Thank you. It is an excellent read about the very close connection between the Mass and the Book of Revelation.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2021 01:00 AM (M8yB3)
They say that Poland and Hungary are the only countries in Europe that have ever shared a border and never had a war.
~~~
I read the book Poland by James Michener. I was impressed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:02 AM (IDhUW)
Thank you. It is an excellent read about the very close connection between the Mass and the Book of Revelation.
~~~
I will look at it. I will be placing an order soon, may add it.
The church I worship at celebrates Communion once a month and myself and others have talked about the need for more frequent Communion.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:05 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:05 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 01:06 AM (/KPLX)
Probably won't happen though.
Posted by: Miklos, war being hell and all
You really want to bomb the goulash out of someone.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 01:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Michener is wrongfully, in my opinion, considered a "middle-brow" writer. He was a very (very) diligent researcher when he thought he had a good subject to write about.
Posted by: Miklos, no pants, 'cause not Book Thread at November 05, 2021 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:05 AM (IDhUW)
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We celebrate Communion, they call it something else but it's Communion. And we too do not celebrate it often enough.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:07 AM (8CQWU)
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These are all countries I would like to visit. Many years ago I listened to a choir from Slovenia. Beautiful!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:08 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
That's Mick Fleetwood.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
Allow me to say fuck Microsoft with a rusty chain saw sideways. Take their executives, strap them down and put their heads in cages with sand fleas.
The hard drive on my good HP laptop crapped out, dead as fucking door nail. Completely fubared. So, I get a new one. Now I have to reinstall Windows and everything else. I get it started, and boot a Win10 20H1 install USB stick.
Sometime since the last time I did a full install, they've removed the option to use a local account. They were making it harder and harder to "escape" from a Microsoft online account and now it's not there. Only way to do it is not to connect to the internet during install. Tell it you "Have no internet".
But I'd already attempted to create an account, and it wouldn't let me do that with the same name, so I just had to say fuck it, reboot the setup again, and wipe the hard drive to start afresh.
Fuck Microsoft and all they stand for.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth
Well...
Hungarian Jews did make the American Atom bomb.
*makes note to see what is in the garage*
Posted by: Miklos, noting and out-pointing at November 05, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
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They just want to make sure you're OK, to tend you and guide you.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:11 AM (8CQWU)
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Lol, I had to go back and look.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 01:12 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius
On behalf of a Coastal Carolina account user, I see your fuck and raise.
*puts huge pile of Fuck Microsoft chips in middle of table*
Posted by: Miklos, too late right now to burn anything other than tobacco in a paper tube at November 05, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
*makes note to see what is in the garage*
Posted by: Miklos, noting and out-
~~~
Between you and AOP, you could make it happen.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 05, 2021 01:13 AM (OBfBn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:14 AM (IDhUW)
Okay, after I typed that rant, while setup was still running, it completed, and I head "Cortana" started talking. Miley shouted out, "Shut that bitch up!"
And it seems to have gone without a hitch with "limited setup". I may or may not be back, depending on how much I want to mess with reinstalling everything.
Fuck Cortana, too. Fuck all that shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:15 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
AOP has a place near the Atomic Testing Range.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Miklos thinks not at November 05, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Little House on the Prairie star Karen Grassle accuses on-screen husband Michael Landon of BULLYING her on set: Claims he refused to pay her a 'fair wage', mocked her body, and made 'disgusting' jokes about sex
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:17 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Miklos, with a director's cut at November 05, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:18 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Yes, I was || this close to going to Slovenia to see Lake Bled, among other things.
Posted by: MikeM at November 05, 2021 01:19 AM (WsqCN)
We celebrate Communion, they call it something else but it's Communion. And we too do not celebrate it often enough.
~~~
I have some time off and may go to daily Mass with a Catholic friend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:20 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, trying to insert a small butterfly net through ear at November 05, 2021 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Yep, it went good. Now, I've got a bare bones Win10 Pro install, with the stupid Win 10 interface. I use Classic Shell (now OpenShell), and I'm like a fucking newbie with the standard Win 10 interface. I've got to get connected to the local network enough to get on this machine's hard drives and grab and install Classic Shell, then I'll be good to go once I'm with my familiar UI.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)
AOP has a place near the Atomic Testing Range.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Miklos thinks not
~~~
Now I'm daydreaming about what the Horde could do with nukes. Can we make mini target specific nukes?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:22 AM (IDhUW)
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This is how you create a technocracy. Only "experts" need apply. Who is an expert? Why someone who has served in government for several years. Who can become an expert? Only someone who serves in government for several years.
That will ensure only those we've had ample time to corrupt, and whose mind thoroughly functions within the constraints of the system, will be allowed a chance at a position of political power.
Thank God!
Are you agreeing with me or disagreeing? I'm not sure.
And SFGoth, we disagree. I'll still buy you a beer when we meet.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 05, 2021 01:24 AM (OBfBn)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:17 AM (8CQWU)
That was what, 40 years ago? What's she going to do, ram him with her wheelchair?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos, trying to insert a small butterfly net through ear
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That sounds painful. Just summon them to your mouth and breathe them out.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Yes, I was || this close to going to Slovenia to see Lake Bled, among other things.
Posted by: MikeM
I went to Ljubljana just so I could say I had been to Ljubljana (and pronounce it).
Had a wonderful dinner in a great little restaurant.
Grilled meat.
Excellent local cheese for those who condemn themselves to be vegetarians.
Posted by: Miklos, who should go back and look up Melania's unmarried female relatives at November 05, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MikeM at
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Were you in the general area?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Thanks! I never thought of that...
SHUT UP
ALL BUTTERFLIES ARE NOW TO BECOME AND REMAIN SILENT
Posted by: Miklos, thinking that this may help with responses to the "Not Vaxxed Yet?" crapola at November 05, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
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And how does one pronounce that?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 01:30 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:30 AM (IDhUW)
"Toobin's an idiot who was absent the day they taught law in law school"
Posted by: m at November 05, 2021 01:31 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:31 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Weirddave
Never trust a beer from a guy named "Weird" when he publicly telegraphs that he's one of the stone-cold killers in the haircut gallery.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 01:32 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Click on the speaker thingy
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/ljubljana
Posted by: Miklos, noting that English is taught as a mandatory subject in Slovenia at November 05, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
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He's dead, Kirk Douglas is dead and Portnoy must be silenced. They are warming up for the 2022 election.
They are looking for another ficus plant.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:33 AM (8CQWU)
"Toobin's an idiot who was absent the day they taught law in law school"
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lol, I missed that. I pray for courageous jurors.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:33 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, not fooled again at November 05, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:36 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 01:24 AM
She would have to steal him from the mausoleum. He's been dead 30 years.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 05, 2021 01:39 AM (EughT)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 01:40 AM (KAi1n)
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Sounds like a lot of fun!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:43 AM (IDhUW)
with a Judge Dredd meme that showed a photo of the titular character, played by Sylvester Stallone, with the caption 'YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED.'
Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 01:45 AM (8CQWU)
Posted by: Miklos thinks there should be a Deplorable restaurant Guide at November 05, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raimondo at November 05, 2021 01:54 AM (Y4KrA)
Posted by: A.E. Miklos-Housman at November 05, 2021 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 05, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 01:57 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 02:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 02:02 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I tried to imagine raimondo trying to pronounce "Ljubljana".
But stopped, because the butterflies began noisily complaining.
Posted by: Miklos actually likes the butterflies at November 05, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Thanks for playing all
Good morning to our early risers ~ hope you have a great day.
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 02:04 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: m at November 05, 2021 02:04 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
My waitress lady turned out to be...the owner.
No Hungarian, but good English.
Posted by: Miklos would love to go back, also they got me drunk, which is a challenge in any case at November 05, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Row 1 column 4, baby.
And raimondo, are you alright? That last was a bit incomprehensible, even for you. Did you hit your head on something?
I mean, I know you're a worthless troll, but you're our worthless troll. I kinda feel like we should look out for you, y'know?
Anyhow, bedtime for me. Get to 1000 Horde!
Posted by: Weirddave at November 05, 2021 02:05 AM (OBfBn)
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Well, if you were a butterfly, would you want to hear rman's voice? Even if it was saying the lovely sounding Ljubjana?
Good night Miklos
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 02:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 02:11 AM (QFVV9)
Fuck Microsoft even more. Skull fuck 'em with that rusty chain saw.
The HP laptop of course was originally an OEM install, Windows 10 Home. I had upgraded to Pro. Home is a disabled version of course. Well, during the setup, I wondered where the option on what to install, Home or Pro (and sub-variations) was. Well, because there is an OEM key burned in the BIOS somewhere, it went straight to Home.
I was thinking for a minute that MS had somehow forgotten the upgrade to Pro and would force me to pay another $99. But luckily, I figured out how to make it remember and switch itself to Pro. The digital license is still there, I just had to go to the Store, log in, and voila! it knew there was a Pro license with the machine's ID.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 02:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Hairstyle models or a page from a 1970s highschool yearbook.
Posted by: m at November 05, 2021 02:13 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: m at November 05, 2021 02:14 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 05, 2021 01:13 AM (OBfBn)
Nope.
Posted by: m at November 05, 2021 02:16 AM (TZgEk)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 05, 2021 02:07 AM (IDhUW)
889 Comments on ZH over Durham are fun. What a place.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2021 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
890 Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The Cycle of ONT Life
Posted by: Late Nite Miklos at November 05, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)
You've got a lot of hair.
The male hair cutters don't say that.
Posted by: Igotnothing at November 05, 2021 02:20 AM (xf2hT)
Didn't know any guys with those lousy haircuts, though. Mostly they either didn't cut their hair at all, or had the typical 60s-style clean cut. (hippies vs. squares?) Beards were right out. Dress codes, donchaknow...
I had a modified mullet-- for ladies it was called a "bi-level"-- feathered bangs, layered sides, long in the back.
Levis made low-rise jeans (in fashion colors!) back then, too! Except it was termed: "hip-hugger" Had a cool pair of pink, double front-zippered jeans and one pale yellow pair with 2 rows of gold studs down the sides. H.I.S. brand overalls were stylish then, too. Bleached, of course!
Those all disappeared over the years, but I do still have 2 pair of Levi super-bell cords: one burgundy-, one rust-colored. Far out!
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 02:26 AM (dB4Iz)
Those all disappeared over the years, but I do still have 2 pair of Levi super-bell cords: one burgundy-, one rust-colored. Far out!
Posted by: JQ
Jams and OPs go for big money on Ebay
Posted by: Miklos, larger than previously at November 05, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
But seriously, I remember those too, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 02:32 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 02:37 AM (dB4Iz)
But seriously, I remember those too, LOL!
Posted by: JQ
The 80s was the Most Glorious of Decades.
This is Known.
Posted by: Miklos, of fixed opinion at November 05, 2021 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
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And how does one pronounce that?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
New Joisey
Posted by: JT at November 05, 2021 02:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 02:50 AM (dB4Iz)
Fringe and feathers!
Beads and leather!
Fur jackets. Shag carpets. Hash oil and heather!
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 03:00 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:02 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:07 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 05, 2021 03:12 AM (DhFiC)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:16 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 03:18 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 03:20 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 05, 2021 03:21 AM (DhFiC)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 05, 2021 03:21 AM (DhFiC)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 03:22 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 05, 2021 03:23 AM (DhFiC)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2021 03:24 AM (dB4Iz)
https://tinyurl.com/3kdnxv8d
Besides mentioned to follow the money, these evil bastards I think are using it to just keep up the scare.
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:24 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:25 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 03:37 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 05, 2021 05:11 AM (8E8Am)
True. But none of the lawyers moving out of California are eligible, either. So they can't gobble up Soros money and screw up the state any time soon.
Posted by: Dodd at November 05, 2021 10:07 AM (oARVe)
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