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Update: Not just a red wave, a red tsunami:

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Panic at The New York Times Editorial Board, notes JustTheNews:

Arecent editorial from the New York Times cautions the Democratic party to head the results of Tuesday night's elections in some parts of the country and workshop a game plan to pivot back toward more centrist policies, and away from the progressive-leaning ideologies that many voters dismissed this week.

The editorial reads, "what is badly needed, is an honest conversation in the Democratic Party about how to return to the moderate policies and values that fueled the blue-wave victories in 2018 and won Joe Biden the presidency in 2020."

"The party has become distracted from crucial issues like the economy, inflation, ending the coronavirus pandemic and restoring normalcy in schools and isn’t offering moderate, unifying solutions to them," it continues.

Worse than we could have ever imagined: The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

Fourteen. Thousand.

They're not admitting this publicly -- of course! why should the public have any idea what the government is doing in a post-democracy! -- but this is the number they talk about behind closed doors.

The State Department believes as many as 14,000 U.S. legal permanent residents remain in Afghanistan, Foreign Policy has learned, as the agency faces increasing scrutiny from Congress about the status of U.S. citizens and green card holders that are still stranded in the Taliban-controlled country.

The finding, disclosed by a congressional aide familiar with the matter, has been transmitted by the State Department to aides on Capitol Hill in private, but officials demurred on revealing the figure when questioned by Republican lawmakers on Wednesday, insisting the agency doesn't track the figure.

"Isn't the operating assumption about 14,000?" Republican Rep. Chris Smith asked Brian McKeon, deputy secretary of state for management and resources, at a hearing on Wednesday, referring to the figure briefed in private.

"We don’t track [legal permanent residents]," McKeon responded. "It's a good question why we don't," he added, suggesting the lack of clarity might be because the State Department does not require Americans and legal permanent residents traveling abroad to report their whereabouts.

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#BasedTulsiGabbard:


Tulsi Gabbard
@TulsiGabbard


McAuliffe's loss is a victory for all Americans. Why? Because it was a resounding rejection of efforts to divide us by race, the stripping of parental rights, and arrogant, deaf leaders. This benefits us all.

Via John Ekdahl, Tom Cotton spreads knowledge of the Chinese term baizuo, or "White Liberal," or "stupid white leftist." It's pronounced, I think, "Bites-wow" or "bite-zwow."

baizuo.jfif

Man whose brain is literally dying says the American people are confused.

The American people.

Not him.

He'll have to "explain them," he says.

President Ice Cream Medication first claimed that reports that he'd pay illegal aliens $450,000 per person "garbage" now says he'd be "perfectly comfortable" paying that amount.

A "critic" wants to #Cancel classic rock because it's triggering.

A New York Times contributing opinion writer wants to cancel classic rock songs just as activists have canceled Confederate statues.

"I want to live in a world where I can be moved by art and music and literature without having to come up with elaborate apologies for that work or for its creators," Jennifer Finney Boylan, a transgender activist and author, wrote on Wednesday. Boylan urged listeners to scrap iconic artists and songs, including Don McLean's "American Pie" and the Rolling Stones' "Brown Sugar," if the artists have personal flaws or their lyrics are not sufficiently "inclusive" or "just."

Oh great, another mentally-ill transgender forcing his lunacy into my life.

Am I allowed to notice that a surpassing number of transgenders are deeply unwell people who wish to inflict their own twisted misery upon others or nah?

Joy Reid is too stupid to debate Winsome Sears, so she has this shuckin' and jivin' clown on to call her a white supremacist.

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CoRpOrAtIoNz R oUr FrEnZ:


Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 Somewhere around firs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 05:24 PM (cSyAR)

2 I actually was first.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 05:25 PM (cSyAR)

3 I was first!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:26 PM (UHVv4)

4 I bought a turkey last week. It cost the 2020 price. I guess I got lucky.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)

5

Fuck the fucking fucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM (j7i25)

6 No, dick! I was first!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM (UHVv4)

7 Please end the insanity.

Posted by: Caliban at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM (HgGBT)

8
these

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM (j7i25)

9 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: qdrainman at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM (oSX/P)

10 Is arguing with yourself over being first a new thing??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:28 PM (UHVv4)

11 I got lucky and found a nice 10.2 lb turkey for $15 at the local Albertson's. The stocker said I done good grabbing it early, inferring they didn't plan to receive much more inventory...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 05, 2021 05:28 PM (ZSK0i)

12 4 I bought a turkey last week. It cost the 2020 price. I guess I got lucky.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)


Because it's a 1920 turkey . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2021 05:28 PM (s2VJv)

13 Why are they saying what they're wearing? Is there some sort of clothing based discrimination they're trying to combat?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (/4vtq)

14 I've nooded the otters
boy, were they surprised

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (UHVv4)

15 But we got 50- or 60,000 Afghans in exchange for those 14,000 Americans. What a bargain!

Posted by: The State Department at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (ACi07)

16 Not to worry
Those 14000 Americans have been replaced by many more illegal border crossers.
Think of it as a cultural exchange program.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (YZG/i)

17
Am I allowed to notice that a surpassing (sic?) number of transgenders are deeply unwell people who wish to inflict their own twisted misery upon others or nah?

A group forty times more likely to commit suicide? Heh, they must have had a more brutal 'leg day' then others. Probably had to park at the back of the lot.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 05, 2021 05:30 PM (dQvv7)

18 Did somebody say Quick Shits?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 05:30 PM (wAnMi)

19 Why are they saying what they're wearing? Is there some sort of clothing based discrimination they're trying to combat?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (/4vtq)


I think it's just another distraction from the fact that Microsoft can't produce quality software worth a crap...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 05, 2021 05:30 PM (ZSK0i)

20 China released this message- People that support Taiwan's Independence will be held criminally liable for life.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2021 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

21 Better respect the people from time immemorial that would likely beat you to death and steal your shit if they were around to hear what kind of pussy assed people came to occupy their land.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 05, 2021 05:31 PM (AaQJH)

22 6 No, dick! I was first!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:27 PM

Sponge was first!

Come on guys, you know the rules around here.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (tkyK5)

23 Not sure I can take anymore hits

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (0PUU9)

24 Not sure where they are shopping, but my turkey was $1.19 per pound.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (7F9te)

25 Thank the lord we don't do turkey.

OTOH our gumbo will cost about $12 a bowl... up from about $7. (They're big bowls.) And no seafood. Just chicken, sausage, peppers, onions and some seasonings... which alone are skyrocketing.

Thanks ice cream man.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (BFigT)

26 So the taliban has over 14,000 hostages, good to know.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (JUOKG)

27 Because it's a 1920 turkey . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2021 05:28 PM (s2VJv)

I KNEW there was a catch! *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)

28 "Jennifer" Boylan looked better as a man:

https://tinyurl.com/5ha972hf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (ueGNX)

29 Via John Ekdahl, Tom Cotton spreads knowledge of the Chinese term baizuo, or "White Liberal," or "stupid white leftist." It's pronounced, I think, "Bites-wow" or "bite-zwow."


Interesting. I shoved it into google translate and it came out as "for nothing" and was pronounced "bay-tzoo".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

30 Sponge was first!

Come on guys, you know the rules around here.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (tkyK5)

Sponge is ALWAYS first. I feel bad for Mrs. Sponge...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)

31 I just had an Indian call centre call about air-duct cleaning. I politely told him we don't have air ducts only electric and I couldn't tell through his accent if he said "Fuck you" or "Thank you" before we both hung up!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (UHVv4)

32 10,000+ previously deported criminals have been re apprehended after crossing the border in this latest lawlessness.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (aYc1M)

33
I don't remember Tulsi Gabbard speaking out before the VA election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:34 PM (j7i25)

34 I see that Alec Baldwit and Rust crew were told to never point a gun at a person.

OOOOH! OOOOOH!!! [waves hand furiously]

Yes clutch?

How do you, as an actor, perform in dozens of moves and TV shows for decades, many on which you're handling firearms, and this is the first time anybody has told you to never point a gun at something you didn't intend to destroy? Isn't that one of the 4 big rules in any beginning gun safety course?

That's a good question, and I'd have to say, shut the fuck up, racist.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)

35 How is Bug Man related to Last Man? They say it's nietzschean and the accounts seem to be in reference to what was called Last Man, anit-ubermensch. I don't see when the term became bug man.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 05:34 PM (Mlkm4)

36 10,000+ previously deported criminals have been re apprehended after crossing the border in this latest lawlessness.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (aYc1M)

Holy shit! Ten thousand?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

37 Sponge is ALWAYS first. I feel bad for Mrs. Sponge...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)



ISWYDT

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (4FXu8)

38 Flaming Skull Worthy, Ace...

The Biden administration vaccine plan would kill 5,248 children via Pfizer mRNA shots in order to save 45 children from dying of coronavirus.

https://tobyrogers.substack.com/p /what-is-the-number-needed-to-vaccinate

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (ZW1rs)

39 "Jennifer" Boylan looked better as a man:

https://tinyurl.com/5ha972hf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (ueGNX)

Dang...
Just Dang.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (AiZBA)

40 What is next, announcing nipple color, nipple placement, dick size preference, and prices for blowjobs? Oh, sweet meteor of death, wherefore art thou?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (AaQJH)

41 26 So the taliban has over 14,000 hostages, good to know.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM

And they have also developed a "kill" list for in-country homosexuals.

Hopefully, no one marched around the U.S. Embassy without their mask on the day our staff decided to play "culture warrior" on foreign soil - instead of just doing their damn jobs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (tkyK5)

42 13 Why are they saying what they're wearing? Is there some sort of clothing based discrimination they're trying to combat?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 05, 2021 05:29 PM (/4vtq)
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I'm sure there's some grievance whores out there who require it. Gay transgender albino micro-queer body-positive pyrsyns who identify as blind or something.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (lNHqD)

43 There is a 1940's turkey in the White House. But y'all already knew that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (QzJWU)

44 So, go with a 4th of July cookout for your Thanksgiving dinner? Norms Restored!

And for Charles Blow, perhaps it has something to do with vaccine-laden chemtrails from repeated flyovers of the South by secret government planes. Perhaps a stupid theory like that will register within your tiny brain and satisfy it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (TNyrE)

45 Willowed:
If they take down Biden, they'll be aiming to put Pelosi in his chair.
Posted by: Cato

It's never been tested; but, the legislature made up that succession list and no one in the legislature is part of the Executive branch, hence the one we are all taught is not constitutional.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (zoGah)

46 Jordan61, ouch!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (aYc1M)

47 What are you wearing Jake from Microsoft. ?

Posted by: Just a side note at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

48 Reading the content and graphics
16,000 seeps too much to me but easily could be wrong. Still think many have duel citizenship and that could make it 16,000 though a big percentage could care less if they came here is my guess.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB8)

49 I love Winsome Sears-in a totally platonic, sister in Christ way.
I am so glad she has no time for the hateful nonsense of Joy Reid and whoever the guy with her is (I didn't actually listen) but I think she's had this covered when she said Democrats won't all black to think, act and vote alike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (ueGNX)

50 Kiss my classic rock listening ass, baizou.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (jvt6t)

51 10,000+ previously deported criminals have been re apprehended after crossing the border in this latest lawlessness.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:33 PM (aYc1M)

------

And that's probably only a third of the catch and release that made it back.

Hi Ben!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (4FXu8)

52 No way on God's green earth would I pay 50-60 bucks for a turkey.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (+ELuB)

53 I just had an Indian call centre call about air-duct cleaning.

Doing a job that illegals in America just won't do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (Xrfse)

54 I bought three frozen turkeys yesterday for .98 cents a pound. One each for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and my birthday next year. The freezer bins were pretty picked over but I managed to find a couple 20+ pounders. Practically, everyone in the checkout lines had a turkey.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (d8xPm)

55 "time immemorial" only goes back as far as recorded legal history. So a bunch of savages throwing sticks are each other to gain control of land is not "time immemorial". By definition.

But I wouldn't expect that scrunt in the last video to know that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 05, 2021 05:38 PM (KJZfk)

56
So the FBI is raiding the homes of journalists because of rumors of a diary that could be deeply humiliating and discrediting to President Biden.

That horse has left the barn already. Why don't they just relax. Use the down time to do something they don't normally do, like investigate crime.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 05, 2021 05:38 PM (sMgfp)

57 Once again, we do not have a Race problem in the US... we have a segment of leftists who HATE the US Culture that made us a great nation.

Exhibit 1? VA Lt. Gov, who is now a Black Female White Supremacist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

58 26 So the taliban has over 14,000 hostages, good to know.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM (JUOKG)

You might be able to rescue 52 hostages.

14,000 not so much...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 05, 2021 05:39 PM (BgMrQ)

59 The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

No. No no no no no.

They have ALWAYS known how many got left behind. They didn't suddenly go oh man Cecily just found a thumb drive with a spreadsheet!

It's the State Department's job to know how many Americans, more or less, are in a country. They have known. They have been lying. And now they are perhaps going to approach telling the truth because now its past the news cycle when it matters.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2021 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

60 It's never been tested; but, the legislature made up that succession list and no one in the legislature is part of the Executive branch, hence the one we are all taught is not constitutional.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (zoGah)

If they got the existing order of succession tossed on a court challenge, and it stayed in the executive branch, that'd probably put Blinken in the big chair, or start a succession war as every federal agency head made a play for power.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 05, 2021 05:39 PM (Msrhc)

61 Fuck that is woke, that is so woke even the air in the room was woke.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 05, 2021 05:40 PM (cGlgB)

62 Presdent Binen should put a stop to all this movie violens because we have two many actors dieing from movie shootings. We at the Brattleboro LGBTQRS Movie Lovers Society think all movies shuld depict seens of love and devotion to all type of people espically tne queer ones.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 05:40 PM (Tnijr)

63 Bugman?
WTF is that?
I'm not clicking that link.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)

64 So the FBI is raiding the homes of journalists because of rumors of a diary that could be deeply humiliating and discrediting to President Biden.

That horse has left the barn already. Why don't they just relax. Use the down time to do something they don't normally do, like investigate crime.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 05, 2021 05:38 PM


At this point those are no longer rumors of a black diary from biden's daughter is floating around, the fbi pretty much confirmed by these raids that that diary actually exists and they are trying to head it off at the pass.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (JUOKG)

65 I think grocery stores are hanging on to fresh food longer than they should be now. Slimey lunch meat, produce and meat right on the edge with prices going up. Don't trust them not to throw meat on the way out into the freezer. Imagine how many times turkeys will have been thawed and re-frozen this year.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (+ya+t)

66 Works better if you change socks, f'd.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (ZSK0i)

67 Shoot, off f'd up sock

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

68 The land where I'm living used to be owned by Fred Flintstone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2021 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

69 Presdent Binen should put a stop to all this movie violens because we have two many actors dieing from movie shootings. We at the Brattleboro LGBTQRS Movie Lovers Society think all movies shuld depict seens of love and devotion to all type of people espically tne queer ones.
Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 05:40 PM (Tnijr)

Did Mary just sock f'd?

Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2021 05:42 PM (d8xPm)

70 I have mixed feelings about the 14,000 legal permanent residents in Afghanistan. They aren't technically Americans. They don't have US citizenship or US passports, but have laid down roots and established lives here. Should the US ultimately be responsible for them?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

71 My lovely wife just got back from grocery shopping and told me that iceberg lettuce is now 3.89 a head and broccoli is 4.00 lb. Fuck Joe Biden.

On the bright side she substituted the produce for top sirloin @ 4.99 lb.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (0X6/9)

72 I know nothing about this site. They say the head of Pfizer was arrested for fraud:

https://tinyurl.com/mjwpn5m6

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

73 Hi Blake, I will be here when you get a chance to drop in.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (aYc1M)

74 Bugman?
WTF is that?
I'm not clicking that link.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)


Best I've found is this link:

https://youtu.be/vdRJMuOFO88

tl;dr: they're lame people that deconstruct society

This is the first time I've heard of it.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (Mlkm4)

75 It's Cinco de November, have a half a taco to celebrate your new overlords. Then back to work, peasants! I want my $450,000.

Posted by: El Nuevo Jefe at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (u1eUk)

76 Bugman?
WTF is that?
I'm not clicking that link.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)

Ant-Man's gayer, flashier cousin.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (jvt6t)

77 You can take the lifelong, career imbecile out of the Senate, but you can't take the conniving, two-faced, back-stabbing, do-nothing hypocrite out of the senator.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2021 05:44 PM (+xGNi)

78 That article has a link to c19early.com. Shows effectiveness of early treatments.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 05:44 PM (YynYJ)

79 I got our Turkey early from Wally's for .87/lb. HoneySuckle, so you know, no fancy RedBird farms organic but its turkey. I brine AND use an oven bag and the turkey is actually tasty and not something that has to be drowned in gravy to choke down. But still it's just poultry, the cheap substitute for a decent pork or beef cut, For $55 bucks it would have to be some deal where I bought it from some outfit that smoked it for me vs just a frozen bird.

Posted by: PaleRider, at least its friday at November 05, 2021 05:44 PM (3cGpq)

80 "No way on God's green earth would I pay 50-60 bucks for a turkey."

Hey! $20. Same as in town!

No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 05, 2021 05:44 PM (Tnijr)

81 Fourteen. Thousand.

Possibly a bit overblown - the fourteen thousand refers to green card holders as well as citizens.

OTOH, if you have a green card, you are supposed to be in the United States at least six months a year (if you are planning on spending more than six months in a row abroad, you are supposed to get permission from the US government first), so these aren't people who are permanently residing in Afghanistan (at least in theory).

Did those Afghani-American high school students from California (who were citizens) ever get out of Afghanistan, or has the media just forgotten about them?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 05:44 PM (I2/tG)

82 "4 I bought a turkey last week. It cost the 2020 price. I guess I got lucky."
*****
Got a frozen turkey yesterday for .99 / lb. The oil to fry it will cost more.

Posted by: Cosda at November 05, 2021 05:45 PM (fELWd)

83 Dyson ought to stick with vacuum cleaners.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2021 05:45 PM (63Dwl)

84
If they got the existing order of succession tossed on a court challenge, and it stayed in the executive branch, that'd probably put Blinken in the big chair, or start a succession war as every federal agency head made a play for power.
Posted by: Cato

As long as every Executive Branch Agency fought the other EBAs with all the guns and ammo Oasshole supplied to them I wouldn't mind a bit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2021 05:45 PM (zoGah)

85 I have mixed feelings about the 14,000 legal permanent residents in Afghanistan. They aren't technically Americans. They don't have US citizenship or US passports, but have laid down roots and established lives here. Should the US ultimately be responsible for them?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM


Well we did promise them all kinds of stuff if they worked for us in Astan and that we would take them out of the Country when we left and bring them back to the US, but as everyone knows by now the US does not keep it's promises on stuff like that with biden in charge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (JUOKG)

86 Bugmen is conservo-twitter speak for Microsofties because Bill Gates wants you to eat bugs.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (mbFEM)

87 Hi Blake, I will be here when you get a chance to drop in.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (aYc1M)

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Great, thanks.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (4FXu8)

88 I'm having duck for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (aYc1M)

89 It's been a long time since "Peticarus alive or Raisuli dead."

Posted by: Been Lurking at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (rDgjh)

90 Ok. To the stupid bint in the last clip all those tribes did NOT occupy the land the microsoft campus is sitting on.I
Only one or two did. Do some homework to find out which. And when you do, you will discover all of them were.slave-holding tribes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (axyOa)

91 The families, why haven't the families spoken up?

Just like military families when someone is on assignment, They stfu.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (pJade)

92 65 I think grocery stores are hanging on to fresh food longer than they should be now. Slimey lunch meat, produce and meat right on the edge with prices going up. Don't trust them not to throw meat on the way out into the freezer. Imagine how many times turkeys will have been thawed and re-frozen this year.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 05:41 PM (+ya+t)

----------------

Years ago, as a wayward yute, I ended up working in the meat department at a supermarket. Here's how it worked. Cut a steak from black angus, it goes on the display marked black angus. After 4-5 days, it's unwrapped, new blood pads put in, and it's put on the display marked USDA Prime. 4-5 more days, and it goes in the grinder and onto the "ground round" display. 4-5 days more, "ground chuck" display. 4-5 days more, it all goes back into the butcher area where it is mixed with old lamb, old veal, old whatever and stuffed into kielbasa, which has a shelf life of about three weeks.

Were I not such a dedicated carnivore, that job experience would have turned me into a vegetarian. And that pales in comparison to what you see in the kitchen of an all-night diner, which was my next job.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (lNHqD)

93 Our local grocery store is running the spend x$ and get a free turkey. We got one for us, and another for the daughter-in-laws parents, who are having a hard time financially right now.

Posted by: Toni at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (PgM6e)

94 On the bright side she substituted the produce for top sirloin @ 4.99 lb.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM

If the crazy Leftists only push up the prices of "rabbit" food, but leave the prices of "lion" food alone, then I can probably live with that for another year or two.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:47 PM (tkyK5)

95 updates at top and bottom of post

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2021 05:47 PM (0G13K)

96 "Did Mary just sock f'd?
Posted by: Beartooth"

It's an easy mistake. I'll try to be more careful.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at November 05, 2021 05:47 PM (Tnijr)

97 Paid 1.48lb for turkey. Not sure if that is good here or not. First time buying one in our new home state.
They did have them for .99lb, too big at over 20lbs.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 05, 2021 05:47 PM (2NHgQ)

98 >>> Bugmen is conservo-twitter speak for Microsofties because Bill Gates wants you to eat bugs.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (mbFEM)


Oh, that makes more sense.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 05:48 PM (Mlkm4)

99 >Tulsi Gabbard

World Economic Forum "Young Global Leader"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 05, 2021 05:48 PM (cSs/W)

100

Are these Microsoft describing themselves for the benefit of the vision impaired?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2021 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

101 I'm having bone-in Prime Rib Roast this year.

Waiting to hear back from my lender on if I'm approved.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (jvt6t)

102 we get a heritige turkey from D'Artagnan for 250$. Very good turkey.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (b+v9B)

103 We don't eat turkey (I've tried in the past, the family doesn't care for it).
It will be a porky pig Thanksgiving

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (YZG/i)

104 2 I know nothing about this site. They say the head of Pfizer was arrested for fraud:


......

Fake news.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (7F9te)

105 Bugmen is conservo-twitter speak for Microsofties because Bill Gates wants you to eat bugs.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (mbFEM)

Ok. Thanxs.
I just cant keep up with these assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (axyOa)

106 *waves to Toni* Thank you again for everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:49 PM (aYc1M)

107 >>> 72 I know nothing about this site. They say the head of Pfizer was arrested for fraud:

https://tinyurl.com/mjwpn5m6
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

He wasn't giving us our cut, let alone the Big Guy...

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (ACi07)

108
70 I have mixed feelings about the 14,000 legal permanent residents in Afghanistan. They aren't technically Americans. They don't have US citizenship or US passports, but have laid down roots and established lives here. Should the US ultimately be responsible for them?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

----

The Administration has effectively traded them for 100,000 unvetted muscular psychos who fought their way onto Air Force cargo planes ahead of everyone else. You can identify these New Americans by their pinwheel eyes, forehead dents and permanent erections. And morale-destroying body odor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (sMgfp)

109 Granholm laughed at high gas prices?

*deep breath*

Types, deletes...

Freaking scrunt. And I cleaned that up!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (4FXu8)

110 72 I know nothing about this site. They say the head of Pfizer was arrested for fraud:

https://tinyurl.com/mjwpn5m6

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM

I have never heard of that site, but that story is too perfect. It hits every single note about COVID that the Right has questioned, and has framed them all as a big conspiracy.

I personally, would be highly skeptical of that story.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (tkyK5)

111 And that pales in comparison to what you see in the kitchen of an all-night diner, which was my next job.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky

*Night cook drops something on the floor. Picks it up and places it where it was suppose to go in the first place.*

"No worries, that's what makes it good!"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (mD/uy)

112 The last time I saw a congressional poll similar to that was in 2010 when the democrats had a D+2 lead IIRC and republicans gained 64 seats in the house and took back the senate with a majority.


With a republican+7 lead it is going to be a literal blood bath.


I suspect that's why the hard left is screaming to pass this garbage bill no matter what because they know they are going to lose big time next year. BBB is going nowhere in the senate, it's dead Jim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (JUOKG)

113 Did Mary just sock f'd?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2021 05:42 PM (d8xPm)

Bwahahaha - Horde mind.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

114 *waves to Ben Had* *hugs Ben Had*. You're very welcome - wish it could have been more!

Posted by: Toni at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (PgM6e)

115 Howdy Ben Had!!

{{ Hugs }}

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (jvt6t)

116
Does 5.56 have a lot of kick?

7 yr old in a cupcake dress: "NOOOoooOOOO!"

https://youtu.be/fNXCZAp6bw0?t=113

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:52 PM (j7i25)

117 The Harris/Granholm ticket would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2021 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

118 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

But Mary, are you OK? I thought your special Friend Ahmed said no cocktails until after Friday Prayers at the Unitarian Universalist Islamic Cultural Center.

Posted by: Very Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 05, 2021 05:52 PM (QzkSJ)

119 Evenin'
(sips a hard cider)

I'm off tomorrow. Yay! I'm going to....do.....something.....

I'll figure it out.

(another sip of hard cider)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 05:52 PM (QFVV9)

120 Baak gwai lo! Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (AlkyK)

121 Freaking scrunt. And I cleaned that up!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (4FXu


Even worse, after she laughs, she then places all the blame on OPEC...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)

122 88 I'm having duck for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM

Hopefully with a little side dish of wild hog - if any of them are foolish enough to wander over to your ranch before the 25th!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (tkyK5)

123
Blam! Blam! Blam!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (j7i25)

124 Quote Tweet @BillKristol; 4h
I'm doubtful the GOP can be liberated from Trump and Trumpism. But perhaps I'm wrong. (I hope so!)

So to my GOP-loyal or GOP-adjacent friends: Recruit and fund Youngkin-like alternatives for the 2022 Senate primaries in GA, PA, MO, OH... and help them win

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; 2h
"Recruit and fund Youngkin-like alternatives"

You endorsed and stumped for Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (UHVv4)

125 President Ice Cream Medication ...

------

"Thanks, Ace! You just gave us a great new idea for a stealth delivery vehicle to finally get nearly every person in the Western world vaxxed, kill off more of the elderly/fat/useless, and make us trillions more ... but mostly the trillions ..." -- Big Pharma Jabs Consortium, in partnership with Faucistein Productions, a wholly-owned entity of the Chinese Communist Party

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (yhamZ)

126 As we used to tell some people at the Treehouse, if it's too good to be true, it's probably fake.

Posted by: sal at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (bJKUl)

127 >>I suspect that's why the hard left is screaming to pass this garbage bill no matter what because they know they are going to lose big time next year. BBB is going nowhere in the senate, it's dead Jim.

Looking increasingly like it might not even make it out of the House tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

128 start a succession war as every federal agency head made a play for power.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge

If there were an internecine fight for control, whoever won would be a Communist. But a bunch of other Communists would be humiliated, tried, forced to grovel and debase themselves publicly, then beaten, tortured, starved, and shot to death on a dreary night in the camp, and buried by their compatriots in a shallow ditch, before their own reckoning.

I support this notion. It's the only way we'll ever see anyone in this government served justice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 05:54 PM (/KPLX)

129 Jak darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:54 PM (aYc1M)

130 The Microsoft dweebs don't say whether they're circumcised or not. What are they ashamed of?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2021 05:54 PM (sWM8x)

131 I suspect that's why the hard left is screaming to pass this garbage bill no matter what because they know they are going to lose big time next year.

A Portland leftist on Twitter:

we've all got one year to do everything we ever could want the federal government to do for us over the next decade. time to shoot your shot

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 05:54 PM (I2/tG)

132 I'm having duck for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:46 PM (aYc1M)


duck ? but what will you have for X-mas ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 05:54 PM (V13WU)

133 Ben it's rabbit season
Signed
Daffy Duck

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (2JoB8)

134 The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

No. No no no no no.

They have ALWAYS known how many got left behind. They didn't suddenly go oh man Cecily just found a thumb drive with a spreadsheet!

It's the State Department's job to know how many Americans, more or less, are in a country. They have known. They have been lying. And now they are perhaps going to approach telling the truth because now its past the news cycle when it matters.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2021 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

They could always call up the Taliban and ask, since they left all their records there accessible to the incoming rulers.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

135 "I'm having bone-in Prime Rib Roast this year.

Waiting to hear back from my lender on if I'm approved."

My younger son last year "Daniela doesn't like turkey."

I said "Get a rib roast."

It was great. I really don't like turkey either.

Posted by: Been Lurking at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (rDgjh)

136 I personally, would be highly skeptical of that story.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
___

I'm calling bull, since this site also said that rural folks have burned Kamala at the stake.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (+ELuB)

137
If the CEO of Pfizer were arrested, believe me it would be all over the news, at least the financial news, 'cause that would be a big blow to Pfizer.

Moderna is down about 30% over the past 5 days. I hope it goes to zero, but that's just me. Wish Pfizer would go to 0 as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (Mzdiz)

138 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2021 05:55 PM (arJlL)

139 I have to brag a little. We got a 22 pound Jennie O turkey for $0.90 a pound. I wanted to buy a 2nd but the wife said we should let others enjoy the sale too.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (/VWLE)

140
Granholm is a canadian.

I don't think camela harris is even legally eligible to be president...or vice president.

obama wasn't either, though...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (j7i25)

141
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (DUIap)

142 The significant thing about the R +7 generic ballot poll is that it is one year before the election. Usually polls don't start breaking this way until a lot closer to election day.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (xPl2J)

143 If Cap'n Bill is advocating for "Youngkin-like alternatives" -- I smell a Romney.

Fortunately, he's only wrong about 100% of the time ... so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (yhamZ)

144 So. Baizou is roughly equivalent to the Japanese gaijin, aka foreigner, which can modified by adding a color (white, black, etc) though white is the default mode iianm.

And it is generally speaking a slur against 'outside persons'. But we have a racism problem.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (F0YaR)

145 If the CEO of Pfizer were arrested, believe me it would be all over the news, at least the financial news, 'cause that would be a big blow to Pfizer.
___

It's not true.

Looking at the other "headlines" at the site, it's all clickbait.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (+ELuB)

146 My sister got a couple of smallish Turkey Breasts and a couple of Turkey drumsticks. It's just me, sister, and parental units so we don't need a ton of food.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (QFVV9)

147 Freaking scrunt. And I cleaned that up!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 05, 2021 05:50 PM (4FXu

Local gas prices (south sf bay area) have gone up $.60+ just this week at just one station. Regular (with discount) is $4.90, otherwise $5.00. 91 is $5.60.

Yeah, it must be nice to be able to be a dick, getting your ride on the tax payers dime, getting to eat in the nicest restaurants on the lobbyists dime, getting the tips on insider trading without any worries at all - and all you have to do is suck a stanky smegma crusted dick in the men's restroom every Saturday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (wAnMi)

148 Pillage Idiot, three came thru last night. Shot one but it was too big to worry about cleaning. Drug it to the back for the rest of them to eat.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (aYc1M)

149 BBB is going nowhere in the senate, it's dead Jim.

I think one thing that the D's aren't acknowledging is that they don't even have 48 votes in the Senate - there are a number of Senators up for reelection in red states who are perfectly happy for Sinema and Manchin to take the heat, but are quietly against Biden's Pork Festival as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (I2/tG)

150 I'm Minuteman, my internet device is a LG Galaxy 5, I have a scorching case of herpes, I enjoy barbeque poodle meat, I collect porcelain unicorns and my adverbs are tragically/serendipitously.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (LaNzR)

151 116 Does 5.56 have a lot of kick?

7 yr old in a cupcake dress: "NOOOoooOOOO!"

https://youtu.be/fNXCZAp6bw0?t=113

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 05:52 PM

Toughness of 7 yr-old girl raised in a family with a gun culture >>>> toughness of a NYT reporter trying out an "evil" AR-15!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (tkyK5)

152 Posted on a dead thread.


Good news, kidlet has to take music appr. at CMU. They call it essential learning. She identified the music in the piano music box my mom got her when she was 2 yo.

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2021 05:52

Posted by: Infidel at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (QC3yT)

153 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (ulaXh)

154 Bill Kristol - The human example of square peg / round hole.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (TNyrE)

155 I think one thing that the D's aren't acknowledging is that they don't even have 48 votes in the Senate - there are a number of Senators up for reelection in red states who are perfectly happy for Sinema and Manchin to take the heat, but are quietly against Biden's Pork Festival as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM (I2/tG

Can you name one?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (ulaXh)

156 "The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan."

Well, look at it this way: there's no vaxx mandate in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Brie Larson's Fungal Toe at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (WE0Wi)

157 runner, Christmas will see my goose cooked.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (aYc1M)

158 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?



I'm doing alright......

Posted by: Scarred Old Slaver at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (jvt6t)

159 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (ulaXh)

Haven't you heard? Everything is racist in some way or another!

Posted by: Cultural Marxists Everywhere at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (/4vtq)

160 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?

I think we need a Transgender Cultural Approval Board to determine what is and isn't allowable culturally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (I2/tG)

161 Bill Kristol - The human example of square peg / round hole.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (TNyrE)

What a leader - all he does is ask somebody else who he does not even know personally - to find candidates and beat Trump AND the Dems. And he doesn't even promise an article in his pretend magazine or blog to help out if they do.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

162 153 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt


When the High Priests of Woke declared it so. The Rolling Stones, harking back to the era of brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away and dropped the song from the play list.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (QFVV9)

163 Not many big fans of turkey in my house so we usually do a ham with all the usual Thanksgiving sides and put a little Cornish hen on the turkey platter just for fun. Then someone ceremoniously beheads the butter turkey and shouts Allahu Akbar! Then I say grace and we eat.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (7b2L9)

164 "what is badly needed, is an honest conversation in the Democratic Party... blah blah blah.

Yeah, good luck with that one NYT.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2021 06:00 PM (F0YaR)

165
Well, for every 20 afghani savages they get on a plane, biden can get 1 trapped American on the plane to leave.

So, to get 14K Americans out of Afghanistan, we'll need to import another 280K afghan "refugees."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (j7i25)

166 And in yet another move by leftists to ouster recently elected R's, some guy who won a seat on the Town Council in Pitman NJ (South NJ) has been urged to resign by some group who believes in "equity, a change in culture and accountability of cops and is working against racism" because the newly elected Councilman wore blackface six years ago for some Halloween party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (ueGNX)

167 Bill Kristol - The human example of square peg / round hole.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

He desires only to be roundly pegged.

Posted by: As Miklos interprets at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)

168 "Good news, kidlet has to take music appr. at CMU. They call it essential learning. She identified the music in the piano music box my mom got her when she was 2 yo."


If she can identify Wagner from watching Bugs Bunny you did alright.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (Tnijr)

169 Eh, Thanksgiving will be just another day for me. I've been told that the turkey is scared to death of the unjabbed. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (Xrfse)

170 Bill Kristol sounds like he's talking about a grooming op....oh.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (jvt6t)

171 I like to smoke a turkey breast from time to time

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (cSyAR)

172 I have to brag a little. We got a 22 pound Jennie O turkey for $0.90 a pound. I wanted to buy a 2nd but the wife said we should let others enjoy the sale too.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (/VWLE)

Wut? Who was there first? Does your sweet, lovely wife really think that anybody that follows will be thinking the same thing? Or would they sooner call the police on you for wearing your mask wrong? Buy as many as you have room for. You might be really glad you did come 12/25 and the best you could scrounge up was a can of Lite Teriyaki flavored Spam, Spanish Rice-A-Roni and some frozen okra.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (wAnMi)

173
Looking at the other "headlines" at the site, it's all clickbait.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM

1 MAJOR reason you should always follow stories that capture your interest? Click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 05, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)

174 148 Pillage Idiot, three came thru last night. Shot one but it was too big to worry about cleaning. Drug it to the back for the rest of them to eat.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 05:57 PM

Nice shootin'!

I figured you drug it to the back to serve as a warning to the rest of the hogs.

Want me to bring you a few pikes?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 06:02 PM (tkyK5)

175 AGH! OFF SOCK

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:02 PM (wAnMi)

176 I like to smoke a turkey breast from time to time
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (cSyAR)
----------
I hear they draw really hard.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 05, 2021 06:02 PM (AlkyK)

177
Before election: Youngkin is another Trump! They love each other!

After the election: Youngkin won by rejecting Trump!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:03 PM (j7i25)

178 I like to smoke a turkey breast from time to time
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 06:01 PM (cSyAR)

I'd be coughing pretty hard after a couple of puffs.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)

179 52 No way on God's green earth would I pay 50-60 bucks for a turkey.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (+ELuB)

Sounds like a pork loin on the smoker for Thanksgiving. Or tri-tip. I don't really even like turkey meat that much.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 06:03 PM (ulaXh)

180 Man. Jonah Goldberg really puts the "fat" in "fatuous." The day when he finally chokes on a ham hock can't come fast enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:03 PM (/KPLX)

181 A friend of mine just did some smoked chocolate chip cookies, haven't heard back yet. Any adventurous morons done that?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:04 PM (wAnMi)

182 So. Baizou is roughly equivalent to the Japanese gaijin, aka foreigner, which can modified by adding a color (white, black, etc) though white is the default mode iianm.

And it is generally speaking a slur against 'outside persons'. But we have a racism problem.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 05, 2021 05:56 PM (F0YaR)

I think there is some of that - Chinese also have a term "White Monkey Jobs" where they have foreigners wear odd suits and do silly stuff.

I do think that the meaning of Baizou has shifted to a more specific kind of foreigner these days, to the leftist type moaning about racisim, nationalism, and sex flavors.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

183 If we had a real opposition party there'd be a "Thanksgiving Offensive" in the works to keep the leftists on their heels.

But, alas... no such entity exists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 06:04 PM (BFigT)

184 OK, I'm having, er, trouble here.
Are all movie productions troubled?

"Indiana Jones 5' crew member dies on location of troubled production."

https://nypost.com/2021/11/04/indiana-jones-etc,etc

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (pJade)

185 hear they draw really hard.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 05, 2021 06:02 PM (AlkyK)
be coughing pretty hard after a couple of puffs.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi

True

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (cSyAR)

186 Jennie Jennie O
How should I cook you
You got a drumstick
I can hold on to

Posted by: 8675309 at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

187 C'mon NYT - if you had the cojones (metaphorically speaking), you'd simply ban the Rolling Stones.

Under My Thumb? Stray Cat Blues? Star Star (the cleaned-up title)?

Their entire catalog is mysoginist DoublePlusUngood BadThink.

Burn it!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (I2/tG)

188 Pillage Idiot, I can just sit in the barn aisle in a comfy chair and wait on them. Pretty had to miss at 25 feet!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (aYc1M)

189 I paid $.37 a lb for turkey last year. (I keep track)

Thanks Joe! You did this!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (mD/uy)

190 Covid study out of Singapore says that "Unvaccinated" contracting Covid have an 8% of it being the Delta Variant.

While "vaccinated" contracting Covid are near 100% likely to have the Delta Variant.

I suppose the media is now going to have to walk back the hyperbole that the Delta Variant is more dangerous.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (XY0sC)

191 My Thanksgiving is passed but I think I'm going to buy a pumpkin and fill it with stew ingredients and cook it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (cSyAR)

192 Notorious, You remind me, Bro said this summer we are invited for T-day. I don't really want to go, have to ask Dad if he does. I have been working my butt off at work so could drive it to avoid flying hassle.

I supspect that bro's wife would be nervous to have purebloods in her house since she had stem cell treatment for blood cancer this summer. But I need to have conversation with dad and bro. I can suck it up if they'd sincerely like to have us and dad would like to go.

Posted by: PaleRider, at least its friday at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (3cGpq)

193 111 And that pales in comparison to what you see in the kitchen of an all-night diner, which was my next job.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky

*Night cook drops something on the floor. Picks it up and places it where it was suppose to go in the first place.*

"No worries, that's what makes it good!"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 05:51 PM (mD/uy)

------------------

For starters, yes. Advancing through other situations like "I think this meat is spoiled." "Meh, just cook it a little longer" and the fan favorite "Don't go in the walk-in cooler, [waitress name] is fucking her boyfriend in there." I got to live through all that and more for a princely $3.85 an hour.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (lNHqD)

194 What is so funny about high gas prices?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (hV9ir)

195 This post puts the mental illness in pencil point focus. Fuck these people. Fuck them to hell.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

196
When will they roll out their

How To Talk To Your Relatives During Thanksgiving About The Insurrection

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (j7i25)

197 shoot your shot = blow your wad??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM (UHVv4)

198 No way on God's green earth would I pay 50-60 bucks for a turkey.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 05:37 PM (+ELuB)

Back when I was married we'd order a fresh organic Distel Farms, but I don't think it was anywhere near that. TBH, I'd gotten a frozen non-organic cage-torture Jenny-O or similar for a buck a pound, brined it the same way and it was outstanding.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

199 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (/KPLX)

200
How To Talk To Your Relatives During Thanksgiving About Build Back Better

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (j7i25)

201 A friend of mine just did some smoked chocolate chip cookies, haven't heard back yet. Any adventurous morons done that?
Posted by: clutch cargo

Heavens NO!

My depravity only goes so far.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (mD/uy)

202 Don't any of youse guyz get free turkeys at your supermarkets for spending X amount of dollars?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (7b2L9)

203 Hello, I am a B-17G wearing a chin turret and 12,000 pounds of bombs.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (FWn1L)

204 2022 Generic Congressional Ballots? Nope, don't have any of those.

Posted by: Buick Elections Courier Service at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (8eSmR)

205 Think hub and I will just go out to eat for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (+ELuB)

206
How To Explain CRT At Thanksgiving Dinner

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (j7i25)

207
Someone should 'splain to Chuck Blow there that the biggest "explainer" of the virus behavior is seasonality. But I doubt his tiny little mind could grok that.

All our interventions, including these worthless vaccines, have done nothing to bend any curves or change how the virus is virusing. Other than select for intervention evading mutations that are keeping it going.

But other than that, virus is virusing, governed by the natural processes that govern such things. The virus is like John Cleese, it farts in the general direction of the vaccines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (Mzdiz)

208 And what's all this Jennie-O stuff?

Where are all the Butterballs!?!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (7b2L9)

209 I paid $.37 a lb for turkey last year. (I keep track)

Thanks Joe! You did this!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM (mD/uy)

In my neck of the woods they only seem to be that price after Thanksgiving. For some reason most people don't do turkey for Christmas - that's prime rib time.

I'll probably have pizza.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:09 PM (wAnMi)

210 shoot your shot = blow your wad??
Posted by: andycanuck

See also - Ohio Players - 'Fire' lyrics:

'Cause when you're hot, you're hot, you really shoot your shot
You're dyn-o-mite child, yeah

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:09 PM (mD/uy)

211 I've been keeping an eye on what my state (AZ) is doing regarding the vaxx push by OSHA. Here's the state AG's response:

https://tinyurl.com/djcftf56

I guess, stay tuned for what comes of it next week.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2021 06:09 PM (TNyrE)

212 188 Pillage Idiot, I can just sit in the barn aisle in a comfy chair and wait on them. Pretty had to miss at 25 feet!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:05 PM

At that range, it is obvious we should have added the bayonet attachment to your rifle!

At the current "Biden is an Idiot" prices we should probably have helped you to save ammo.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 06:10 PM (tkyK5)

213 I'm looking forward to turkey this year. Going to be at my youngest daughter's place this year. She and her husband just told us we're going to be grandparents again in May, and son in law is going to try a smoked turkey in his fancy new smoker. I just need to sit there, sip some ethanol laced beverage, watch and eat. I'm good at those last three things.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 05, 2021 06:10 PM (QDdZD)

214 Black dude on Joy Reid's show is like a caricature of a black person.

When I watch him, I feel like I'm watching an episode of The Boondocks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 06:10 PM (7F9te)

215 When will they roll out their

How To Talk To Your Relatives During Thanksgiving About The Insurrection

Hell, I'm gonna stuff a Cornish Hen inside the Turkey and start a family discussion on abortion.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

216 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (/KPLX)

Don McLean was once on Tucker Carlson's show. That's probably enough.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (xPl2J)

217 Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (rZYEY)

218 China isn't stupid--they understand the "Roman cycle" that its cultural descendants still adhere to, and know how to exploit it.

Posted by: CppThis at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (UewuT)

219 Where are all the Butterballs!?!
Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2021 06:08 PM (7b2L9)

The butterballs - at least in my experience - are usually gigantic 25lb birds. The J-O tend to be around 16lbs. I'll pay attention next time I'm at the market. I was there today, and can say there was no supply of turkeys in yet - save for a couple they always have.

Trader Joes has (or had) pre-brined birds last year, I might do that if I can find a small one. With just me I can only do so much.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

220 We got a couple turkeys last week at Aldi's. $1.39/lb. Wallieworld had plenty of them today, didn't look at the price.

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (qUpBb)

221 L... G B!

Posted by: Oh, You Know The Song! at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (UMXod)

222 SMH, hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (aYc1M)

223 "Don't go in the walk-in cooler, [waitress name] is fucking her boyfriend in there." I got to live through all that and more for a princely $3.85 an hour.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM

"Most of the time you have to pay extra for that, Cotton!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (tkyK5)

224
Teaching Your Family Pronouns At Thanksgiving Dinner

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (j7i25)

225 Hey Ben Had. : )

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 05, 2021 06:12 PM (+ELuB)

226 A friend of mine just did some smoked chocolate chip cookies, haven't heard back yet. Any adventurous morons done that?
--------------------
SF Goth???

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 06:12 PM (UHVv4)

227 My ethnicity?

American. FYNQ.

Posted by: pookysgirl, short but not very sweet at November 05, 2021 06:12 PM (XKZwp)

228 Posted by: PaleRider, at least its friday at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM

Hope it works out for you. I haven't seen the bulk of my family in a long time. First, it was because I wouldn't wear a mask at gatherings and now it's because I have refused to take the jab. This has all been a really bad dream. I'm just gonna suck it up and carry on. All I can do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2021 06:12 PM (Xrfse)

229 194 What is so funny about high gas prices?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2021 06:06 PM

Is the Kamala "idiot" laugh contagious?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 06:12 PM (tkyK5)

230 So GAINZ for Friday:

I've been using inclusion bands on my upper arms for all my upper body training and I've gained almost an inch on my arms over the course of a year. They work!

I know measuring your biceps is kinda gay, but it's an old habit I got into in my gym rat days.

Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2021 06:13 PM (48KAi)

231 Town Council in Pitman NJ (South NJ) has been urged to resign by some group

A newly-elected county commissioner in my county had his social media scrutinized by a Democratic political operative after the election, and it was discovered that a) he doesn't think that transgender "women" are women, and b) that he thinks that Islam is incompatible with democracy (a view shared by many Islamic religious leaders).

The whole Portland metro political establishment (including, shamefully, the other Republican on the county commission) demanded that he resign.

He told them to go piss up a rope.

The two other county commissioners are busily trying to figure out how to withhold his salary.

Curiously, although he's been in office long enough to be recalled under Oregon law, no effort is being made to recall him. I wonder why.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 06:13 PM (I2/tG)

232 The skankathon disappeared it's 404 now

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:13 PM (Mlkm4)

233 Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:09 PM (mD/uy)

Nice one Jerry!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:13 PM (jvt6t)

234 I've been using inclusion bands on my upper arms for all my upper body training and I've gained almost an inch on my arms over the course of a year.
-----------
Do the diversity and equity bands come later?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 05, 2021 06:14 PM (AlkyK)

235 Congratulations, moon_! Grandkids are a hope I have for later.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at November 05, 2021 06:14 PM (XnnHY)

236 I've been keeping an eye on what my state (AZ) is doing regarding the vaxx push by OSHA.

Whatever we do to protect our very most precious and irreplaceable Congressmen is good enough for me. What's that you say? They needn't get vaccinated? The disease is that dangerous?

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2021 06:14 PM (3fR4G)

237 Trader Joes has (or had) pre-brined birds last year, I might do that if I can find a small one. With just me I can only do so much.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)
~~~~~

Truthfully, I think for a small Thanksgiving a rotisserie chicken or even an Oven-Stuffer Roaster is better. I'm not the biggest fan of turkey (can you tell?!) and like you, I'd be happier with pizza if turkey was my only other choice.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2021 06:15 PM (7b2L9)

238 When does Razor Fist turn 35?

Posted by: klaftern at November 05, 2021 06:15 PM (taPSh)

239 I've been using inclusion bands on my upper arms for all my upper body training and I've gained almost an inch on my arms over the course of a year. They work!

I know measuring your biceps is kinda gay, but it's an old habit I got into in my gym rat days.

Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2021 06:13 PM

I am pretty sure I would have to wrap LOTS of inclusion bands around my upper arms to gain an inch on my biceps these days!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 06:16 PM (tkyK5)

240 My pronoun? Lord emperor his majesty of the new coming of the restoration of American might and values.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 05, 2021 06:16 PM (0OmEj)

241 Maybe Tennessee will join that vax lawsuit. I don't know the legal side of it, but I do know the governor has offered up a hard no so I don't see enforcement doing so great here. At the county level, the county executive has formally LOLGFed Biden in writing and the sheriff is saying he won't enforce it--and actually *can't* enforce a mandate, since he would lose so many deputies that his office would be no longer viable.

Posted by: CppThis at November 05, 2021 06:16 PM (UewuT)

242 199 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


This is a very good question. I'm sure the answer is illuminating. Or retarded...

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 06:17 PM (QFVV9)

243 Texted my son. He said Caesar's Hotel in TJ does Beef Wellington.

I replied. "They invented the Caesar's salad."

He relied: "The still do it tableside. It's great."

Thanksgiving in Tijuana it might be.

Posted by: Been Lurking at November 05, 2021 06:17 PM (rDgjh)

244 I'm sorry N'BFD. I think the bro and his wife might be on the virus hysteria train, not close enough to know. They are out in California, We haven't seen him since Sep 2019 in NM at his TaeKwonDo event and haven't seen her in over a decade. My sis is sane but in ND, so we usually don't do T-day together.

Our next-door neighbors make me feel like a rhino squish so I sometimes I forgot how many people haven't figured out the FNM lie 95% of the time.

Posted by: PaleRider, at least its friday at November 05, 2021 06:18 PM (3cGpq)

245 We are getting a smoked turkey and ham from the Men's Group at a church. All I have to do is eat it.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

246 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

This is a very good question. I'm sure the answer is illuminating. Or retarded...
Posted by: Puddleglum

Don't you see? 'The levee was dry.' for heaven's sake!!! Reeeeee!!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!
--- Karen McKarenface

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:19 PM (mD/uy)

247 Well and pay for it

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

248 acting president Obama left Americans behind so he could use them to pay exorbitant ransom to his Muslim Brotherhood.

He left the legal permanent residents (Afghan allies) behind so they could be murdered for betraying the Brotherhood.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 05, 2021 06:20 PM (Ndje9)

249 Congrats, Moon! What lovely news. That was our daughter's surprise for us on Zoom last year. Sweet memories...

Posted by: sal at November 05, 2021 06:20 PM (bJKUl)

250 Lady I know works for Butterball . Employees can buy turkeys for $3. No real limit, just don't get carried away. She asked me if I wanted one, and I said sure, and the smaller the better. She told me the smaller ones are in demand because of price. A no leftover Thanksgiving courtesy of El Retardo.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 05, 2021 06:20 PM (C1Lsn)

251 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.

Don McLean's ex says he beat her up.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:21 PM (ZsR3z)

252 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There doesn't have to be a legitimate reason. The goal is the exercise of power.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 05, 2021 06:22 PM (jOcSX)

253 >>We are getting a smoked turkey and ham from the Men's Group at a church.


I hope you ordered it unstuffed and without the gravy.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2021 06:22 PM (+agwl)

254 I have no idea what I'll do for Thanksgiving. Probably not much. I did volunteer to work Christmas. Hoping it's the last Christmas I have to work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 06:22 PM (5HBd1)

255 Come on Secretary Granholm. Come to my house and laugh about it. Come on you coward.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 06:22 PM (axyOa)

256 Love that Florida has finally now registered more Republicans than Democrats

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2021 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

257 I try to go to restaurants that turn over food with a lot of traffic. There are a couple restaurants around here I wouldn't feed my dog in. If I had one.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 06:23 PM (+ya+t)

258 Remember that the polls are clownishly biased toward Democrats, and that includes R+7 results.

The sad thing is that there was a very easy path for Democrats to minimize losses next year: stop bothering Americans. Plainly, Americans don't care how much money they spend. Sure, Republican bloggers would get all buttmad about it, and Afghanistan was a disgrace, and political people will get real mad about election laws solidifying Democrat supermajorities forever. But that's all Romney era cuck dork shit. Normal people don't care at all.

Just don't make school illegal! Stop pretending that COVID requires a permanent hell-state! It was fine to pretend that it was Ebola to get elected, but you have the seats now. We can all read the numbers. It's time let most of America do what they plainly plan to do about Wuhan Flu: ignore it. "Forced injections" is not a governing platform that the liberals joking about going back to brunch on Twitter wanted to rally around.

They simply couldn't leave well enough alone. They can't stop forcing Americans to pay attention to them, when this is what Americans hate most. This was a tragedy in 2009, chasing Obamacare, and now it's a farce.

Posted by: Funkotron at November 05, 2021 06:23 PM (SxNSj)

259 Bugmen refers to the soiboy narrow-limbed bespectacled geek with a patchy beard and skin pale from a life living in a massive hive apartment complex and feeding off fake food and mass media. He's lost his humanity and comes to resemble some bizarre bug.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 05, 2021 06:24 PM (jOcSX)

260 Charles Blow is living proof that The New York Times takes it's commitment to Affirmative Action seriously.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 05, 2021 06:24 PM (uBWY9)

261 I always wanted to try a turducken. I heard you have to get them from a cajun place.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:24 PM (Mlkm4)

262 "I hope you ordered it unstuffed and without the gravy.
Posted by: garrett "

That sounds dirty.

Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty. at November 05, 2021 06:25 PM (Tnijr)

263 I saw Turkey open for Bread in 79 at the Paladium.

Posted by: There it is at November 05, 2021 06:25 PM (DE7Lc)

264 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The lyric is "Bye bye Miss American Pie". 1) Should be Ms. 2) Didn't ask for his/her pronouns. 3) Didn't ask how s/he self identifies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:25 PM (d9FiS)

265 >>I hope you ordered it unstuffed and without the gravy.


Don't Wilford Brimley the turkey.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

266 They simply couldn't leave well enough alone.

1984:

Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2021 06:26 PM (I2/tG)

267 The lyric is "Bye bye Miss American Pie". 1) Should be Ms. 2) Didn't ask for his/her pronouns. 3) Didn't ask how s/he self identifies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:25 PM (d9FiS)

Well, of course not, its a goddamn PIE.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

268 I bought a turkey last week. It cost the 2020 price. I guess I got lucky.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Turkey at $1.48 per pound, seen in WM last week. Big frozen whole turkeys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 06:27 PM (P3gRi)

269 Granholm said there was no "magic wand" to fix gas prices sounds like when Obama said there was no magic wand to fix the economy. Right before Trump fixed it.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:27 PM (BJKQV)

270 Lady I know works for Butterball .

-
Tank Abrams should be their spokes/model.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:27 PM (d9FiS)

271 I'm betting that Jennifer Granholm doesn't know how to pump her own gas.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 05, 2021 06:28 PM (uBWY9)

272 Ah, I think I see... It's not the song. McLean called out #MeToo as bullshit. That's why. Half a century after it was written, the writer had a wrongthought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:28 PM (/KPLX)

273 Saying that there is no magic wand to fix something just means that if you don't know how to do something you assume it's impossible.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:28 PM (BJKQV)

274 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Some sketchy shit. plane crashes, jesters wearing thorny crowns, pink carnations, pickup trucks...it just goes on and on...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:28 PM (jvt6t)

275 261 I always wanted to try a turducken. I heard you have to get them from a cajun place.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:24 PM (Mlkm4)

-----------------

"Jill!!! I made a turducken again! I need wipey-wipes!" - His Excellency The President of the United States of America

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 06:28 PM (lNHqD)

276 Just saw this on FB:

Washington friends:

Apparently Inslee is in Glasgow for an extended time period....enviously meeting and greeting the elite of the world.
At any rate Lt Gov. Denny Heck is in charge and has the power to pull the plug on 600 days of Emergency Powers by Inslee. Call his office and request that he do so. Remind him how he would be received as a patriot of courage in WA state.
360-786-7700

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 06:29 PM (YynYJ)

277 "I want to live in a world where I can be moved by art and music and literature without having to come up with elaborate apologies for that work or for its creators," Jennifer Finney Boylan...

Well here's a thought you ignorant twit, don't apologize for it. Nobody's asking you to. If you haven't the courage to do that then I'm sure you can find gainful employment in the hotel janitorial industry.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 06:29 PM (axyOa)

278 In all honesty I have already had my Thanksgiving. Getting to spend a couple of days with the Horde is a true gift for which I am most Thankful.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:29 PM (aYc1M)

279 Re the web site featuring Pfizer's CEO arrest--I suggest you go to the site,,check the "about" section, then peruse the remainder of the site.

Not promoting it, but this is kinda elaborate for a parody.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 05, 2021 06:29 PM (KATBx)

280 251 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.

Don McLean's ex says he beat her up.
Posted by: pep


Now do 2 Live Crew and N.W.A.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 06:30 PM (QFVV9)

281 Someone asked this yesterday, I think, asking if Dan Bongino caved to Cumulus. Apparently he went on the air of his radio show the day after the election to do analysis. Has not gone back since, according to him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2021 06:30 PM (XSRBF)

282 Big Italian hugs and smooches, Ben Had. You made our month!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:30 PM (mD/uy)

283 264 What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

......

And the three men I admire most,
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 06:30 PM (7F9te)

284 "I want to live in a world where I can be moved by art and music and literature without having to come up with elaborate apologies for that work or for its creators," Jennifer Finney Boylan...

Well here's a thought you ignorant twit, don't apologize for it. Nobody's asking you to. If you haven't the courage to do that then I'm sure you can find gainful employment in the hotel janitorial industry.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 06:29 PM (axyOa)

Tell the leftists that every word in the English language aside from a handful were coined by evil white men so their speaking it is a horror.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

285 If you haven't the courage to do that then I'm sure you can find gainful employment in the hotel janitorial industry.

Posted by: Diogenes

Don't sell food service short.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:31 PM (ZsR3z)

286 It's pronounced BUY-DZUOH and it is literally "white left(ist)".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

287 I learned a new term.

"The Milkshake Ducking of American hero Edward Durr has begun"

Milkshake ducking: "In Internet culture, a Milkshake Duck is a person who gains popularity on social media for some positive or charming trait but is later revealed to have a distasteful history or offensive behavior. The term has been connected to cancel culture, a perceived trend of call-out culture on social media resulting in celebrities being ostracized and careers abruptly derailed by publicized misconduct."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (d9FiS)

288 For Thanksgiving this year I want to try a "Piesgiving" where everything is in pie form.

Turkey pie, cranberry pie, stuffing pie, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (jOcSX)

289 Reddit says it might be related to this article: https://tinyurl.com/t99cx53b. But they doubt the CEO was arrested.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (5HBd1)

290 Looks like Ft. McCoy is moving Afghan refugees to Kenosha, WI. People there are just going to love that.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

291 Personally, I encourage them to cancel music.

Most musicians mouth leftist narratives. Let them suffer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 06:33 PM (7F9te)

292 Tonypete!!! Hugs to you and R.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:33 PM (aYc1M)

293 RE: Precvious thread.

O'Keefe said they couldn't verify the diary belonged to Ms. Biden but it has horrible stufd in it.

The feds raided because they said the diary belonged to Ms. Biden.

Isn't that verificarion? So the raids I assume would be looking for copies of a real diary with really damning material in it so the feds could eliminate them.

Does anything else make sense? If they were fake then there is no justification for the raids.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:33 PM (BJKQV)

294 So the taliban has over 14,000 hostages, good to know.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2021 05:32 PM

And they have also developed a "kill" list for in-country homosexuals.

Hopefully, no one marched around the U.S. Embassy without their mask on the day our staff decided to play "culture warrior" on foreign soil - instead of just doing their damn jobs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2021 05:35 PM (tkyK5)

See if I give a fuck. Most of those "Americans" are undoubtedly Afghan muzzies who got U.S. green cards, but never gave up islam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 06:33 PM (P3gRi)

295 259 Bugmen refers to the soiboy narrow-limbed bespectacled geek with a patchy beard and skin pale from a life living in a massive hive apartment complex and feeding off fake food and mass media. He's lost his humanity and comes to resemble some bizarre bug.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 05, 2021 06:24 PM (jOcSX)
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Thank you. I didn't want to ask.

I bet they're cool with eating bugs to, like, save the planet too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

296 Looks like Ft. McCoy is moving Afghan refugees to Kenosha, WI. People there are just going to love that.
Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

well they do know how to shoot rioters ready, so they won't have to import Rittenhouses any more.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

297 I bet they're cool with eating bugs to, like, save the planet too.

Cannibalism, FTW!

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:34 PM (ZsR3z)

298 NOOD Critter Cafe!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

299 "What problem do the woke folk have with American Pie? I'm lost on that one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice "

It is a pretty white song. Anyway, Weird Al did it better. Fight me.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

300 290 Looks like Ft. McCoy is moving Afghan refugees to Kenosha, WI. People there are just going to love that.
Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

Kenosha votes blue, so maybe they will.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (ulaXh)

301 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (d9FiS)

And that's why common sense normal types won't run. They've actually lived. Ups & Downs.

He had to know what was coming.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (jvt6t)

302 Turkey pie, cranberry pie, stuffing pie, etc.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I can help out here: Corn Pie, Shoo Fly Pie, Walnut Pie - I can go on.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy)

303 "The Milkshake Ducking of American hero Edward Durr has begun"

Milkshake ducking: "In Internet culture, a Milkshake Duck is a person who gains popularity on social media for some positive or charming trait but is later revealed to have a distasteful history or offensive behavior. The term has been connected to cancel culture, a perceived trend of call-out culture on social media resulting in celebrities being ostracized and careers abruptly derailed by publicized misconduct."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:32 PM (d9FiS)

Kinda silly, as you can't cancel a government official no matter how bad their Twitter likes ratio is. They still get to vote on stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

304 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (Mlkm4)

305 It's never been tested; but, the legislature made up that succession list and no one in the legislature is part of the Executive branch, hence the one we are all taught is not constitutional.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2021 05:36 PM (zoGah)

1) Trump gets elected to the House in 2022.
2) GOP majority elects him speaker
3) Impeach Biden and BJ
4) President Trump!

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (BJKQV)

306 The store-brand, single-serving, frozen dinner "meat lasagna" I just had turned out to be flat noodles like extra-wide fettuccini [or pappardelle noodles] that I had to stir halfway through microwaving!!

The sauce was okay though but I'll stick with the Lean Cuisine pastas in the future.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 06:37 PM (UHVv4)

307 I would personally love Trump to run for, and become, mayor of New York City.

It's not a downgrade for him. I mean. being PRESIDENT could be seen as merely a lateral move.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

308 Yes, Brown Sugar is about slavery. However, in the 50 years it has been out it hasn't caused any slavery comeback. So it isn't a problem.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2021 06:39 PM (vv3hJ)

309 290 I did some plumbing work for a lady back in Erie PA. She worked for the International Institute, an outfit dedicated to the huddled masses. First things first, they gave them a lift to the welfare office.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 05, 2021 06:39 PM (C1Lsn)

310 I just realized that if Harris ran in 2024 with Barney Frank as her runningmate they could run as BJ and the Bear.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:39 PM (BJKQV)

311 No wonder the left wanted us to cancel MTG, she's the only GOP rep who cared enough to checkin on the 1/6 dissidents

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (ZZK0E)

312 I have mixed feelings about the 14,000 legal permanent residents in Afghanistan. They aren't technically Americans. They don't have US citizenship or US passports, but have laid down roots and established lives here. Should the US ultimately be responsible for them?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (xPl2J)

They are "hotel Americans". They used America as a hotel to stay in, and to work in to make big bucks, and when conditions temporarily improved in their Fucktardistan Homeland, they went home again. Fuck 'em. They have zero commitment to America. Parasites.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (P3gRi)

313 First things first, they gave them a lift to the welfare office.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 05, 2021 06:39 PM (C1Lsn)

"Plugging people into services" they call it. Like in The Matrix I suppose.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (BJKQV)

314 nood

cafe
Posted by: banana Dream
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Kinda late in the day for coffee...but, what the hell...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2021 06:42 PM (830x5)

315 When did the Stones Brown Sugar become a song about slavery?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 05, 2021 05:58 PM (ulaXh)

Haven't you heard? Everything is racist in some way or another!
Posted by: Cultural Marxists Everywhere

Everything is racist in it's own way
Like a starry summer night
On a snow covered winter's day

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (d9FiS)

316 TBH, the only thing the left had going was some sort of bizarre claim to competency, and that's gone now. The racial shit only appealed to the sort of people who were already comfy enough to ignore the lefs' actual incompetence. I think, I DK.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (ZZK0E)

317 I'm glad Jennifer Granholm can't think of a single thing that might help lower prices [spoiler alert - increase supply; increase distribution capacity]. No wonder Michigan is such a shining example of her economic prowess.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (kyKhl)

318 I know nothing about this site. They say the head of Pfizer was arrested for fraud:

https://tinyurl.com/mjwpn5m6
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 05:43 PM (YynYJ)

I have never heard of the site, either. I would be very wary of trusting it. Might be a satire site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (P3gRi)

319 I do hate Twitter, not long ago I use to see things people put up but now it's blocked.
Not that important anyway.

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (2JoB8)

320 Michael Eric Dyson is the fuming nitric acid of political commentators.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (kyKhl)

321 MSFT needs to give that land back. I demand it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon Brandon at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (lnMZB)

322 Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, NJ has taken in +8,500 'evacuees' who have landed in Philadelphia. (Reportedly, there has been a dance party with a DJ and music in Dari, Pashto and English and outdoor BBQ (6,000 lbs. of lamb, chicken and beef) on base, and other fun!

Residents/evacuees have been divided into 3 town units each with a mayor and deputy mayor, and the base is preparing the dwellers for winter with new clothing, heaters, improved walkways, etc. Guess it's the long haul for some.

But as for last week, 25,000 have landed in Philly for transporting to McG-D-L. It has 8,500 + onboard. Where have the majority of the evacuees gone? (PA was slated to take around 1K, NJ around 650 and Delaware 30. Yes, and that's a lot for Delaware!)

Worrying about that; the renewed TP rationing in my region, and trying to find a damn turkey thingy in order to be festive.

Posted by: Lola at November 05, 2021 06:59 PM (VQp1G)

323 "On The Verge Of Being Unstoppable": Democratic Governors Association Abandons Florida 2022 To DeSantis, Report Says

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at November 05, 2021 06:59 PM (X5CsJ)

324 Narrator: cdc guidance is bullshit

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Lessko Brandon Brandon at November 05, 2021 07:00 PM (lnMZB)

325 off sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2021 07:02 PM (AiZBA)

326 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (rdbLX)

327 ah... let's put things into perspective. What the fuck is a U.S. legal permanent residents? While it's disgusting that the US government abandoned citizens, allies, and assets, it's not like we left fourteen thousand real Americans behind in Afghanistan. The vast majority were recently naturalized raghead cannon fodder and political tools our government signed up to further dilute traditional America. It's bad enough without having to gin up silly outrage over fake Americans.

Posted by: NippsiR at November 05, 2021 07:30 PM (sqqpJ)

328 311 No wonder the left wanted us to cancel MTG, she's the only GOP rep who cared enough to checkin on the 1/6 dissidents
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (ZZK0E)

They can cancel MTG when they pry this highly collectible Black Lotus card from my cold, dead...

*gets instantly bum-rushed by 20 million nerds*

Posted by: CppThis at November 05, 2021 07:33 PM (UewuT)

329 As far as inflation. I work at a grocery store in the deli. For less than a year and the price of fried chicken has gone up three times since I started.
Ohh and the supply chain is fucked, we regularly run out of everything, from chicken to paper towels.
The other day we were completely out of paper towels, which is probably a health code violation.

Management said they ordered it but it just doesn't come.
Catfish is a popular item, so we'll order it and be lucky if we get one box a month. Or maybe one case every three months.
We got stuff on sale for a week that we run out of in a day.
It's not as bad as some of the pictures I've seen, I'm in Florida but we're getting some empty shelves here

I don't work grocery but there are shelves of...I'm sorry but we don't have this item...signs .
Empty shelves are bad, that's like a apartment

Posted by: Keaponlaffin at November 05, 2021 07:39 PM (Yd4me)

330 Hello, I am a B-17G wearing a chin turret and 12,000 pounds of bombs.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2021 06:07 PM (FWn1L)

Not gonna lie - really expected to see this from Anna, not Cthilary

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at November 05, 2021 08:25 PM (cvNl1)

331 Oh for the glory days of Obama centerism said no one ever. The Demorats have been Marxists since 1068.

Posted by: Harry at November 06, 2021 02:08 AM (EcD5Y)

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