Election Watch Thread/<br>Brand Shiny New Flag Patch Cafe

Election Watch Thread/
Brand Shiny New Flag Patch Cafe

A bit of schizophrenia tonight, as this is a combination election watch thread and a cafe. I don't know if the Virginia results are going to come fast or come late. (I hope it's very fast.)

Shock! A heavily leftwing county is going to delay its reporting of votes. For as long as it takes.

Reid J. Epstein
@reidepstein

Some news from Virginia: Fairfax County is delayed in counting and reporting its early vote totals, which the county had promised to make public by 8pm. Unclear how late they will be.

Virginia statewide results here, at the official government website. Polls close at 7.

Here's the NYT website.

New Jersey's polls don't close until 8 so I won't post that until later.

The meme of multiple Spider-Men accusing each other of being fakes is all too real:

I stumbled across this fun page from an old Spider-Man comic, back when comics were about action, drama, and danger rather than exploring one's bisexuality or homosexuality. ~~I think, but am not sure, that Spider-Man is searching for the Green Goblin here, after the Goblin kidnapped his girlfriend Gwen Stacey.~~ He's searching for Doc Ock.

From the Bee:

Ladder decides it doesn't want to get vaxed.

Carrying a very large dog.

Albino alligator.

Cute little hedgehog.

The dog on the right is following my current GAINZZZ plan.

Possum gets tuckered out.

Inman: Soyboy walks into store armed with knife but no testosterone.

Don LeMon in Florida, enjoying going maskless.

Don't assume a guy who's retreating doesn't also know how to attack.

If McAuliffe loses today, there's a >50% chance he'll claim the machines were "rigged" https://t.co/vF8JSWHBij
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 2, 2021

I could watch this all day 😀😀 pic.twitter.com/fCoIFbfqM4
— LADbible (@ladbible) November 2, 2021

Gotcha.. 🐕 🐶😅 pic.twitter.com/pwZyhlDJyE
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 1, 2021

Happiness is enjoying little things in life..🐶💦⛲❤️ pic.twitter.com/QOSfXPLbwD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 2, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:05 PM

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1 Oy. Happy Tuesday ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at November 02, 2021 06:06 PM (okV1R)

2 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:06 PM (YZG/i)

3 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 06:07 PM (3D/fK)

4 I love how the Dalmatian is letting the little wiener dogs play with the ball

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:07 PM (YZG/i)

5 I like this thread, no shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 02, 2021 06:07 PM (SchxB)

6 Up twinkles!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 06:08 PM (yobSc)

7 The results will come in quickly if McAulliffe wins, and very slowly, if at all, if he doesn't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:08 PM (/KPLX)

8 Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 06:08 PM (/6GbT)

9 Steve Ditko Spiderman > John Romita Jr. Spiderman > Todd McFarlane Spiderman. Todd started injecting race into the comicbook once the splashiness wore off.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (CjHGv)

10 Romita drew Spiderman too buff and handsome but he was a damned fine comic book artist. Great page.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (KZzsI)

11 Possum looks more like he was running and froze

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (2JoB8)

12 We shall see.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (wyw4S)

13 No slave shows off at the Combine to the tune of 1.2 million. Which is what Complainek entered the league earning.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (XHhHI)

14 The dogs with the ball vid looks like 6yo soccer, the dalmation is the Dad ref.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 02, 2021 06:09 PM (4I/2K)

15 HOW IS THAT LADDER MOVING?!!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (YZG/i)

16 Who's on first tonight?

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (/+B8L)

17 The doggies with the big blue ball was a cheerful video. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (ueGNX)

18 Kapernick walked onto the Seatle Seahawks Plantation hoping to become a slave.

Gotta love the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (dQvv7)

19 >>9 Steve Ditko Spiderman > John Romita Jr. Spiderman > Todd McFarlane Spiderman. Todd started injecting race into the comicbook once the splashiness wore off.

i think you mean John Romita sr.

Also, I like John Romita Sr. the best. Ditko was usually pretty wonky and strange. He started to be more comic book standard at the end of his run. I take Romita to be the classic look Spider-Man.

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (0G13K)

20 Re: dachsunds chasing the ball. That is some black "soil" in that there farmyard. Probably similar to the Vatican's floors.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (ZsR3z)

21 I'de like to hear Inman give election results.

Posted by: redenzo at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (E7vND)

22 Gil Kane Spiderman > Steve Ditko Spiderman > John Romita Jr. Spiderman > Todd McFarlane Spiderman.

Not counting Ditko's contribution to the storyline.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (XHhHI)

23 Wow, no one ever wants to see my "albino alligator".

Or my "cute little hedgehog" for that matter.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (g1h2B)

24 James Bond, Skyfall: Pitch Meeting . . .

https://youtu.be/-W48uWGp3Fk

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (pTHOC)

25 I'm off to Mass for All Soul's Day.

I will be praying for the nation too because it looks like it might be dead.

Hopefully, it's only mostly dead. Which is partly alive.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (RLLZj)

26 And here we go.
- UFC fight announcer

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (tpneH)

27 Fox declare winner yet?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (/6GbT)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (arJlL)

29 I dont care if the last time slo joe soiled himself was as an infant. The poopypants at the Vatican story is fair game. The circle of life after the pee-pee trump thing.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

30 >>>22 Gil Kane Spiderman

you know, I am 99% sure I searched for "Gil Kane spider-man" and it resulted in this picture.

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (0G13K)

31 Romita SpiderMan is the best SpiderMan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (x8Gow)

32 >>>The meme of multiple Spider-Men accusing each other of being fakes is all too real:

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Those boys have been skipping leg day.

Posted by: Goody2shoes at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (yk3T/)

33 That's a really floofy fat ferret, not a possum, by the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

34 Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM (0G13K)

Very true, I grew up on Ditko and ended up working for McFarlane when he started Spawn and Image Comics.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (CjHGv)

35 And so it begins . . .

Posted by: An Imitation And So It Begins Guy at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (4I/2K)

36 From some of these Inman videos the trick is to attack before the would be attacker is ready. Soyboy got right hook before he barely got in the door or said a word.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (2JoB8)

37 The oppressor in FLA.

Should've called him Gabriel.

Posted by: Golfman at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (jDodV)

38 don't know if the Virginia results are going to come fast or come late

*

We won't know the margin of Democrat victory until after the counting is paused for five hours tonight and then possibly for another two weeks if needed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (sCKDW)

39 The albino alligator enjoying getting scratched is cute.

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2021 06:13 PM (gLRfa)

40 27 Fox declare winner yet?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (/6GbT)

Yes .. sort of.. I turned the TV on at 4 and it was on FOX because I watched Gutfeld last night and they were on the verge of calling... Well hinting anyway

Posted by: Black teachers at November 02, 2021 06:13 PM (0PUU9)

41 POOPUS Joe

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:13 PM (YZG/i)

42 yes... even though that art looks like John Romita Sr., supposedly it's Gil Kane. Or so this Reddit post claims

https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/b909fg/

gil_kane_appreciation_post_from_amazing_spiderman/

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (0G13K)

43 Good evening, horde. Mr April is watching Fox for election news, despite my subtle objections. I really would like to smash Chris Wallace's face, the Brett Blair's, then Martha McCallum's. I'm probably going to bed early so I don't have to listen to those asshoes.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (OX9vb)

44 I'm off to Mass for All Soul's Day.

I will be praying for the nation too because it looks like it might be dead.

Hopefully, it's only mostly dead. Which is partly alive.
Posted by: Just Lily

When I say my prayers I close with "and please bless my country and keep it safe; there are those who wish to destroy it. And shame on them."

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (arJlL)

45 4 I love how the Dalmatian is letting the little wiener dogs play with the ball
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:07 PM (YZG/i)

El Perros de Carlos Peligro!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (s2VJv)

46 Chris Wallace says he feels Youngkin will win. Wallace has access to numerous exit polls.

Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (9byfS)

47 That wiener dog thing reminds me of rocket league.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (g1h2B)

48 Wow, no one ever wants to see my "albino alligator".

Or my "cute little hedgehog" for that matter.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:11 PM (g1h2B)

You need a whitesnake. Tawny loved it.

Posted by: David Coverdale at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

49 LOL.. I still had my sock on from earlier

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (0PUU9)

50 The south will rise again!

Posted by: Rick "Dick" Wilson at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (TNYo7)

51 Don Lemon, Sodomite, seemed surprised that someone actually recognized his gay no talent ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (R/m4+)

52 Results are starting to trickle in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:15 PM (wyw4S)

53 Babylon Bee: the best truth teller through humor ever!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 06:15 PM (IDhUW)

54 Chris Wallace says he feels Youngkin will win. Wallace has access to numerous exit polls.
Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (9byfS)
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Tell me more...

Posted by: Rick Wilson's Lincoln Project Child Trafficking Ring at November 02, 2021 06:15 PM (TNYo7)

55 you know, I am 99% sure I searched for "Gil Kane spider-man" and it resulted in this picture.

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:12 PM (0G13K)
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I thought so because I'm 90% sure that Kane does the cover of the Death of Gwen Stacey issue.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:15 PM (XHhHI)

56 The VA race may turn on suburban moms who hated Trump but now realize that boys in skirts going to the girl's bathroom is not a good idea. Depends on how widespread this is known in VA. Can't count on it.

e.g, I'm continually surprised by how little some of my relatives know about certain things, and why the believe arrant bullshit because they've been misled.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (ZHVt1)

57 We know he was delayed leaving when he was supposed to, and word was he had to be cleaned up so assume someone noticed clothes being sent there.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (2JoB8)

58 Nice blue ball of fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

59 Youngkin up 80%-20% with 4,000 votes in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Were it the other way, Fox would have already called it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (tpneH)

60 Chris Wallace says he feels Youngkin will win. Wallace has access to numerous exit polls.
Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (9byfS)
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So if Youngkin wins that's kind of like Haki being the best Press Secretary ever.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (XHhHI)

61 Decision Desk Announces with 15% of the VA Vote Counted :

You're ALL a Bunch of Racists!

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (1WMvX)

62 Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (OX9vb)

YEAH, run, don't walk, away from that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (/KPLX)

63 Somebody should have told old Joe to never trust a fart after a certain age.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (/+B8L)

64 Trump diplomatically handled this race.

Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (9byfS)

65 Poor turnout at rallies. Poor turnout at polls. I believe this is the key to winning elections for Democrats, anyway.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (ceTzX)

66 I recognize the hotel Don Lemon is staying in, it's the Ritz-Carlton on Key Biscayne. Now I can never go there again and, damn it, they make a great planters punch there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (TNYo7)

67 Ignoramus

My old next door neighbor in Reston Va, in Fairfax County next to Loudon County, had not heard of the rape.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

68 It is being reported that the ACLU has filed a lawsuit to extend voting hours in NJ.

Posted by: CheshireTheCat at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (GAQOb)

69 Trolls yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (0PUU9)

70 Mr. Youngkin is expected to win the Election Day vote, and he would slowly whittle Mr. McAuliffe's early advantage away if the race is close. ...._NYT

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (hje90)

71 Ignoramus

I made sure to tell her. And why the Left fails as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

72 66 I recognize the hotel Don Lemon is staying in, it's the Ritz-Carlton on Key Biscayne. Now I can never go there again and, damn it, they make a great planters punch there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (TNYo7)
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Yep. Great property.

Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (0IeYL)

73 here's a theory:

2020 the Trump folk knew exactly what was going to be attempted, and prepared to gather the evidence of it.

But the bad guys are stonewalling the reform, so now the Trump people are just stymying the fraud, since they don't need evidence anymore. (and the dems can't squawk about being stymied in their fraud efforts)

Example: the 300,000 mail in ballots that the USPS "didn't get out". I bet there's a lot more nervous supervisors, this time around.

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (AwPyG)

74 >>I'm off to Mass for All Soul's Day.

Tear the Roof off the Suckah!

Posted by: George Clinton at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (1WMvX)

75 Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:19 PM (/+B8L)

76 >>>I thought so because I'm 90% sure that Kane does the cover of the Death of Gwen Stacey issue.

right so he was a cover specialist right?

So maybe the reddit poster got it wrong when he said the interior art was Gil Kane. Maybe it is JRSr.

>>>Very true, I grew up on Ditko and ended up working for McFarlane when he started Spawn and Image Comics.

huh, you worked with mcfarlane? In what capacity?

Posted by: ace at November 02, 2021 06:19 PM (0G13K)

77 My old next door neighbor in Reston Va, in Fairfax County next to Loudon County, had not heard of the rape.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:17 PM (u82oZ)
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She must never watch the news, listen to the radio or look at NextDoor because it was all over the place here.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:19 PM (wyw4S)

78 Chris Wallace says he feels Youngkin will win. Wallace has access to numerous exit polls.
Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:14 PM (9byfS)

Did he shed a tear when he said it ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:19 PM (M+Lyo)

79 68 It is being reported that the ACLU has filed a lawsuit to extend voting hours in NJ.
Posted by: CheshireTheCat at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (GAQOb)

If you are in line, pretty sure you can vote

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (/6GbT)

80 Nice blue ball of fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

Hanging curve.

Posted by: Horny 17 year old at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (4I/2K)

81 Tsk. Tsk.
Those Spideys have been skipping leg day.

But it's funny, nonetheless.

Posted by: Flyover at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (Rbu5d)

82 bluebell

She only talks to committed Dems like herself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (u82oZ)

83 Now I want a hedgehog! So cute. <3

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (L9+g/)

84 @73...aka, "Terry McAuliffe ain't worth it"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (V8JPv)

85 81 Tsk. Tsk.
Those Spideys have been skipping leg day.

But it's funny, nonetheless.
Posted by: Flyover at November 02, 2021 06:20

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Batman never skips leg day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (LvTSG)

86 70 Mr. Youngkin is expected to win the Election Day vote, and he would slowly whittle Mr. McAuliffe's early advantage away if the race is close. ...._NYT
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (hje90)

Not so fast, pardner. Absentee ballots will be accepted until noon on November 5th. There's plenty of time to pull out a win for the Democrat.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (/+B8L)

87 Horny 17 year old

Knock it up!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

88 If there's no decision after the Election Day vote is tabulated, which should be done on election night, it could be days (and days) before the state counts (read Buicks with big trunks) provisional or late arriving mail ballots. And those could arrive by Thursday (or so)_NYT

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (hje90)

89 Wow, no one ever wants to see my "albino alligator".

That's a euphemism, isn't it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (nsnF6)

90 It is being reported that the ACLU has filed a lawsuit to extend voting hours in NJ.
Posted by: CheshireTheCat at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (GAQOb)

But only in Newark, Camden, and other shitholes right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (Irn0L)

91 Trump diplomatically handled this race.
Posted by: Blackstone

Agreed, makes me optimistic that he's not always a bull in a China shop.

I think some R&R has helped Trump tremendously.

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (T4fo0)

92 She only talks to committed Dems like herself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (u82oZ)
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I hope you set her straight!

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (wyw4S)

93 When your Spider-senses tingle
And your shorts and effuse mingle,
Let's go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's go Brandon

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (XHhHI)

94 Of course, Rove Nooz has its election experts on already predicting big things for Youngkin and eager to proclaim that Youngkin's win (they hope) shows other Establishment GOPe candidates the way to win without Trump

Looks like Romney Jr to me, but I'm not a desperate Virginian

Posted by: Faux Nooz eats many bagz of dicks at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (Tc2CN)

95 Anyone check to see if Kinkos in Richmond is having emergency orders placed tonight?

Posted by: Vance at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (DN0pc)

96 I can't watch the news so ya'll will have to keep me updated plus I have another telecom at 8

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2021 06:22 PM (Irn0L)

97 Nice blue ball of fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

Hanging curve.
Posted by: Horny 17 year old at November 02, 2021 06:20 PM (4I/2K)

Gabe. Is that you?

Posted by: Golfman at November 02, 2021 06:22 PM (jDodV)

98 Wallace is not happy. But the Five appeared glum as well.

Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:22 PM (9byfS)

99 bluebell

I let her have it. Both barrels.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

100 May a 747-400F not be big enough for the votes McAwful needs to win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 06:22 PM (RiaUX)

101 Another problem for the dems is the Clinton-era retread.

It's similar to how the country was sick of Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton. It's hard to get enthusiastic, and Americans are genetically disposed against dynasties.

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (AwPyG)

102 >>Now I want a hedgehog!

I'll be right over.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (1WMvX)

103 It's safer for people around don lemonparty to have masks on when he tries that dick sweat on your lip move. And I would not have the ability to keep from decking him. Like a hand on a hot-plate my right fist would be on its way toward that asshole's chin within a few neurons firing. That kind of shit would not go down well for him in most places.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (g1h2B)

104 Atta boy, Salty!

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (wyw4S)

105 Now I want a hedgehog!
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Dimsdale?

Posted by: Spiney Norman at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (XHhHI)

106 It is being reported that the ACLU has filed a lawsuit to extend voting hours in NJ.

Posted by: CheshireTheCat at November 02, 2021 06:18 PM (GAQOb)

But only in Newark, Camden, and other shitholes right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (Irn0L)

True. But that means the demonrats are down in demonrat-leaning suburban areas and have to make up the difference.

Posted by: CheshireTheCat at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (GAQOb)

107 Remember *Biden's* data team said Trump needed to win PA election voting @53% to win PA.

Trump got 61% of election day voting in PA.

But whatever the actual fraud/manufactured vote count a year ago, it's very likely this preposterous, decrepit, stupid, corrupt, unknown/unliked non-entity from the Beltway (Biden) got 72-78M votes. Against the most effective president (in many key areas) anyone alive had ever seen.

THIS is the size of the anchor around the national neck. NaCly's former neighbors, Ignoramus's family (and neighbors/friends/family of many of us) are the problem - not unseen dark forces, not furrin billionaires, not domestic billionaires. Though the GOP actually is a significant part of the problem - including most of its voters, and clearly its entire "leadership" class, down to state and county level.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

108 Are the trolls not here tonight? Does that foreshadow?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (9KXDf)

109 Now I want a hedgehog!

I'll be right over.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (1WMvX)

Eeew!

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (L9+g/)

110 >>>I love how the Dalmatian is letting the little wiener dogs play with the ball
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:07 PM (YZG/i)

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Remixes me of my Kindergarten PE classes of old with a cage ball. Just less barking, though more crying (once a couple of them get on the wrong side of the ball).

Posted by: Goody2shoes at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (yk3T/)

111 Now I want a hedgehog!

I'll be right over.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 02, 2021 06:23 PM (1WMvX)

*clicks stop watch*

Two minutes. Not bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

112 The Trools need to be programmed first. And writing stuff out in feces is messy and smelly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 06:25 PM (RiaUX)

113 Another problem for the dems is the Clinton-era retread.
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Heck, he was responsible for the fraud and collapse of Global Crossings (or some name like that).

This guy carries a lot of baggage, I don't see why people think he's still viable.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (XHhHI)

114 108 Are the trolls not here tonight? Does that foreshadow?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (9KXDf)

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (/+B8L)

115 Joe Biden was flashed by a "large, naked Scottish man" as he drove to Glasgow for Cop26

https://tinyurl.com/5smtwxxf

sock link to main story

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

116 It was stated here that mail in votes have to be requested. So someone who wants election integrity should be able to find out how many mail in vote ballots were requested.

Fraud could take the form of changing that number if more votes are needed.

I hope someone knows and can publish the number of ballots requested now before it's too late.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (IDhUW)

117 Anna Puma

How was day two of the novel?

I looked closely at the rules. I'll start with short stories.

But You Go, Anna Puma! Write like the wind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

118 115 Joe Biden was flashed by a "large, naked Scottish man" as he drove to Glasgow for Cop26

https://tinyurl.com/5smtwxxf

sock link to main story
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 06:27 PM (hV9ir)

119 Afternoon.

Waiting on a load here in California.

Have the Texas 'Rons voted in the Referendum? Remember, there's a religious liberty amendment up for consideration that would prohibit the State, counties and cities from restricting or limiting religious services.

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2021 06:27 PM (YMkRz)

120 I'm trying to think of a GOPe type who got elected, realized he'd better respect the base, and got on the Trump train.

Abbott is semi-kinda doing that. Was there anyone else, or did they all go down with the ship, like Pence?

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

121 Bret Baier, Martha the SchoolMarm, Chris Wallace--Faux Nooz brought in the Failure A Team

Posted by: Faux Nooz eats many bagz of dicks at November 02, 2021 06:27 PM (Tc2CN)

122 large, naked Scottish man

I hope he has a newsletter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (Xrfse)

123 Robert
Safe travels and flawless pre-trips.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

124 It was stated here that mail in votes have to be requested.

Unfortunately ... it appears many have been requested by persons unknown to the requestee ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (okV1R)

125 I thought the Dems were not leading in the early voting?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)

126 >>Waiting on a load here in California.

...if I had a nickel.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (1WMvX)

127 When you're sniffing on some kid
And your shorts are full of skids
Let's go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (5NkmN)

128 Weird being a VA resident now instead of a FL. FL was much better. I need to rethink my job!

Posted by: CDR M (retired) at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (K8LFj)

129 Agreed, makes me optimistic that he's not always a bull in a China shop.

I think some R&R has helped Trump tremendously.
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (T4fo0)

Trump learns from his losses, even if he can be hard-headed at times. I think the issue is that he views any press as good press, so he's more inclined to stay in the limelight rather than step away.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (jOcSX)

130 Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...

Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (jT7YH)

131 Anna Puma

How was day two of the novel?

I looked closely at the rules. I'll start with short stories.

But You Go, Anna Puma! Write like the wind.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Where is this ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (arJlL)

132 So is pudding still on the menu tonight?

Posted by: CDR M (retired) at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (K8LFj)

133 El Perros de Carlos Peligro!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (YZG/i)

134 Thank you, Salty!

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (YMkRz)

135 Joe Biden was flashed by a "large, naked Scottish man" as he drove to Glasgow for Cop26

https://tinyurl.com/5smtwxxf

sock link to main story
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

First prize blue ribbon winner!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (4I/2K)

136 @116 I laugh!

That was exactly the case in AZ (and Penn, too, I think) that there were about 200,000 more mail in ballots sent in than were requested.

didn't matter--sect of state certified. Nothing to see, here, folks.

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (AwPyG)

137 Fairfax County is delaying releasing vote totals. If I heard and understood correctly the delayed results include absentee/mail in ballots that have already been processed and counted. Hmmm. Waiting for news if a pipe burst where the votes are being counted.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (ESLBo)

138 130 Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (jT7YH)

=========

Begin boiling the oil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (LvTSG)

139 >>Waiting on a load here in California.

Chin up.

Don't flinch.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (1WMvX)

140 >>> Joe Biden was flashed by a "large, naked Scottish man" as he drove to Glasgow for Cop26

https://tinyurl.com/5smtwxxf

sock link to main story
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 06:26 PM (UHVv4)

In an alternative universe, Trump won and was flashed by an attractive Scottish woman.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:31 PM (g1h2B)

141 Best of luck, Anna ...

Home improvement project due by 11/30, so no writing this year.

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at November 02, 2021 06:31 PM (okV1R)

142 It was stated here that mail in votes have to be requested. So someone who wants election integrity should be able to find out how many mail in vote ballots were requested.

Fraud could take the form of changing that number if more votes are needed.

I hope someone knows and can publish the number of ballots requested now before it's too late.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

___

My understanding also is early ballots by VA law have to already be tabulated?

I know people will insert some "toilet leak" comment, but at least on paper that seems less room to cheat.

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2021 06:31 PM (T4fo0)

143 Currently Youngkin 50.5%, McAuliffe 48.8%

Early days, obviously. Winsome Sears is slightly behind Ayala.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:31 PM (ZsR3z)

144
Have the Texas 'Rons voted in the Referendum? Remember, there's a religious liberty amendment up for consideration that would prohibit the State, counties and cities from restricting or limiting religious services.
~~~
I didn't know this. Would like to hear the outcome.

Already guaranteed by the Constitution but good to have it in state law.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 06:31 PM (IDhUW)

145 Chin up.

Don't flinch.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2021 06:30 PM (1WMvX)

Tupac said something similar.

https://youtu.be/XW--IGAfeas

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (YMkRz)

146 I predict the Republican candidate secures 51% of the vote, and the Democrat candidate wins with 52% of the vote.

And all the media from Fox to NBC will say "this is all perfectly normal."

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (ojwvu)

147 It's just too much to ask for vote totals to be returned to the SoS in a timely fashion. There could be all sorts of problems. Busted pipes here, Chinese sniffles there, ya know. Whatevs. We'll get to it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (/KPLX)

148 Fox has Youngkin at 53.4 McAuliffe with 45.2 with 9% reporting

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (mbFEM)

149 Youngkin 54.2%
McAuliffe 45%

according to NYT update

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (T4fo0)

150 Already guaranteed by the Constitution but good to have it in state law.

Friendly reminder that the former United States is in a post-Constitution era.

I'm looking at a potential Fe'ral Government crash followed by chaos and the individual fifty states emerging as semi-self-governable entities.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:33 PM (+LCoQ)

151 I thought the Dems were not leading in the early voting?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)

They lead in after-the-polls-have-closed late voting.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

152 Football Fun Fact: All of the football teams in the South on their bye week are required to pick cotton for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (+xGNi)

153 Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (jT7YH)
---
They'll stop counting around 10 PM and announce a 10 AM start, but the counting really starts at 3AM, for some anodyne reason.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (XHhHI)

154 Bret Baier, Martha the SchoolMarm, Chris Wallace--Faux Nooz brought in the Failure A Team. Posted by: Faux Nooz eats many bagz of dicks
--
Watching the Fox broadcast. I keep imagining that Chris Wallace has nipple rings and a portrait of HRC tattooed onto his scrotum.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (ESLBo)

155 For all their faults, the NYT election reporting always seems the best.

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (AwPyG)

156 130 Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (jT7YH)
_________

You can't expect them to know by 8 how many votes to report. They're not clairvoyant.

The mask gambit shows, to any who doubted it, that they WANT us to know they're stealing it. (They probably want to get a laugh over how their pets in the media cover it up.)

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (7X3UV)

157 Youngkin 54.2%
McAuliffe 45%

Yes. The VA DodE site just updated.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (ZsR3z)

158
what is the cheat at now?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (bTQ72)

159 I am nervous about being proud of Virginia.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (oWBc3)

160 She only talks to committed Dems like herself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

In the Sanitorium

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (YZG/i)

161 So, are we expecting a 4am Dominion data dump?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (hV9ir)

162 HOW IS THAT LADDER MOVING?!!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:10 PM

Stuff will "walk" if it vibrates. If the wind blows at the right speed and direction, the ladder will vibrate enough to move. Once it starts moving, then you've got this twisting-and-untwisting motion that keeps it moving.

Or it's possessed by a demon. Either one.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (ezpv1)

163 They lead in after-the-polls-have-closed late voting.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 02, 2021 06:34 PM (4I/2K)
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After the cities have seen how many votes they have to make up.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (XHhHI)

164 Now 56% to 43%

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (ZsR3z)

165
The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (T5HWL)

166 Hahaha

We won't know the margin of Democrat victory until after the counting is paused for five hours tonight and then possibly for another two weeks if needed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie 6:12 PM

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Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (sCKDW)

167 Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...

Yep, they are waiting to see how many votes they need to discover in trunks of submerged Oldsmobiles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (+LCoQ)

168 My gaydar is as bad as the one at Pearl Harbor, but Kapernick and his utterly distasteful short film sets off my gaydar. The needle flounces back and forth. The man isn't in the closet, he's in Narnia.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ybIRR)

169 But whatever the actual fraud/manufactured vote count a year ago, it's very likely this preposterous, decrepit, stupid, corrupt, unknown/unliked non-entity from the Beltway (Biden) got 72-78M votes. Against the most effective president (in many key areas) anyone alive had ever seen.

THIS is the size of the anchor around the national neck. NaCly's former neighbors, Ignoramus's family (and neighbors/friends/family of many of us) are the problem - not unseen dark forces, not furrin billionaires, not domestic billionaires. Though the GOP actually is a significant part of the problem - including most of its voters, and clearly its entire "leadership" class, down to state and county level.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

This is why a Let It Burn strategy is still viable. We can vote all we want, but if there is a hard core of LIVs who are stupid enough to vote for Biden, they need to be completely disabused of that notion by getting it, good and hard, over a period of years. Enough to not fall for the 'progressive' wing, and certainly enough to not fall for the 'moderate' wing, which gives the lib wing the power to [redacted] us all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (wra3C)

170 55 .2 Youngkin
43.9 McAulife

Posted by: Blackstone at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (9byfS)

171 Koloncaperdik is a disgusting creature.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (hje90)

172 Spiderman was the perfect coming of age comic for pre-teens back in the day, a shame they forgot that.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (oWBc3)

173 Kane might have done layouts (unlikely) but that's Romita's pencils.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

174 The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (T5HWL)
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Our 17-year-old is a much better shot.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (XHhHI)

175 Anna & Salty, I am attempting a NaNoDrawMo

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (YZG/i)

176 Fucking shocker. Fairfax just said they won't be reporting mail in ballots at 8pm like they said. They don't know when they'll report the numbers...
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at November 02, 2021 06:29 PM (jT7YH)

Stop mail in voting and make everyone vote at the machines

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Irn0L)

177 Listening to Rich Baris and he is saying that McAuliffe i s underperforming.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Y+l9t)

178 Interesting ... Fairfax says they won't be able to start releasing votes until later. Totally ok!

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (GMR0L)

179 Listening to Rich Baris and he is saying that McAuliffe i s underperforming.

You sure that wasn't Mrs. McAuliffe?

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (ZsR3z)

180 I really hope people are watching real time vote counting and recording them.
How in Pa and the other 4 states yanked from under President Trump had negative votes in blocks.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

181 >>> The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (T5HWL)

I've seen that. My response is:

yes

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (g1h2B)

182 Show some respect, guys. The name is Gobbledick.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (7X3UV)

183 Roughly half the country feels Biden is sharp.

This is great for my self esteem. I am so much smarter than so many people. Who knew?

Posted by: Regular joe at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (L9P9s)

184 Ya know? I'm sorry. I don't know.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (cSyAR)

185 Make F-curves Great Again!

Posted by: Fairfax Polling at November 02, 2021 06:38 PM (XHhHI)

186 I always like to read classic Dr Seuss before I turn in.

White shorts, brown shorts
Brown shorts, white
Will I stain my shorts tonight?

Life is exciting!

Posted by: Joe Biden! at November 02, 2021 06:39 PM (AaQJH)

187 Stuff will "walk" if it vibrates.

my only Sherlock Holmes short story has a major clue based on that concept

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

188 Jimmy olsen on msnbc says Young kin has 45 % in Louden. That's above his expectations.

Can't watch fox. Wallace voice makes my dog whine

Fairfax holding vote to load up memory stick up with dead man votes.

Posted by: redenzo at November 02, 2021 06:39 PM (E7vND)

189 They laid the groundwork for Fairfax to report late a few days ago. They changed the way they are counting or something.

They also said that Youngkin will be winning tonight and things will change in the morning

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 06:40 PM (mbFEM)

190 you know, this whole Biden "I'm gonna get in trouble" thing now reminds me of some relatives who just have to push people's buttons to get a rise out of them because they need attention, because no one is paying attention to him otherwise.

IDK.

how about anything else going on? I think Hou got game 6 tonight.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 06:40 PM (ZZK0E)

191
Wanna get dizzy?

Watch the "hero shot/circle around shot" used by shitty directors:

https://youtu.be/T6z87ZyawOQ

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:40 PM (T5HWL)

192 What do you call an absence of bats? A paucity of bats, indeed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2021 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Somebody (Joe Mannix?) had an excellent idea--purge all voter rolls after every presidential election

It's not too much to ask that you re register every 4 years. And I don't think that would interfere with the Constitution's requirement that the states get to decide how the electors are chosen.

It's an equal protection argument, to make all states start from scratch, so no one state has an unfair advantage.

Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:41 PM (AwPyG)

194 WE ARE READY AND WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD....

Posted by: Buicks in The Greater DC Area at November 02, 2021 06:41 PM (OalnH)

195 True Darrell, but as you know it doesn't, and can hardly, work that way.

Idiotic misinformed child-like voters (which clearly is a large %, and not only on the Dem side) didn't get where they are by being thoughtful, worldly, intelligent, informed, experienced, or serious (as voters). There *is* no learning curve (the jaw-dropping stories demonstrating this are beyond number).

The malicious cycle really has no governor on it. And with the society reaping, to some large extent, the fruit of several decades of collapsed education, and collapsed civic education and life, hard to see the basis for renewal.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

196 Yesterday Baris and Barnes played an old Fox News clip of Dem Bob Beckel talking about how Fairfax County "holds back" votes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (xPl2J)

197 Rich Baris has it very close. Slight tilt to Youngkin, but very close.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (UelxP)

198
Listening to Rich Baris and he is saying that McAuliffe is underperforming.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Y+l9t

See, this why you don't pay cut rate on your craigslist drifters. It costs $20 more for full price, but the $80 guy leaves you and your wife unsatisfied, and you find him roasting a stray cat over a barrel in your driveway the next morning. Poor form!

Posted by: David French at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (/KPLX)

199 There's nothing that a hundred dachshunds or more cannot do.

Posted by: Toto at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (R+A4V)

200 I'm ever so slightly shit faced.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (cSyAR)

201 178 Interesting ... Fairfax says they won't be able to start releasing votes until later. Totally ok!
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 02, 2021 06:37 PM (GMR0L)

___

Every time. Every fucking time. And the GOP just shrugs. If by some miracle Youngkin does get in, on Day 1 he needs to sign an EO that no county releases any vote totals until every county in the state is finished counting. And if no totals are released until 2am, so be it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (OalnH)

202 165
The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (T5HWL)

Somebody show them a picture of Pantifa.

Posted by: Tums Festival at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (Ol/Jg)

203
Unfortunately ... it appears many have been requested by persons unknown to the requestee ...
~~~
Evil never sleeps.

Apparently a safeguard needs to be put in against this.

How about same day voting only and fingers dipped in dye?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (IDhUW)

204 "e.g, I'm continually surprised by how little some of my relatives know about certain things, and why the believe arrant bullshit because they've been misled."

One relative has been a midwife mostly in Washington Heights in north Manhattan. Very Dominican. Where A-Rod was born.

She bemoans how women fly up from the DR to birth their babies and thereby create a bona fide US citizen with great medical care on our dime. But she can't make broader connections.

It's the old adage: everyone is conservative on what they know best.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (ZHVt1)

205 I'm ever so slightly shit faced.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (cSyAR)

sounds familiar ! Party on Wayne !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

206 I'm watching Voddie Baucham. I think he's awesome. Does that make make me a racist?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (cSyAR)

207 >>> The man isn't in the closet, he's in Narnia.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2021 06:36 PM (ybIRR)

He went so deep into the closet, a closet that happened to have been made with wood from a tree that grew around various gay pools that would allow you to travel various gay locations if you wore this one gay ring, that he walked out into a land that was really fabulously gay?

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (g1h2B)

208 That Virginia election will be stolen as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

But - I'll say this - an 11 point margin, pre-fraud, is a pretty damn clear indication that the peeps of Virginia are not happy. And were willing to give the ol' Democratic Process one more chance to make it right. I think it's foolish and naive - but admirable at the same time. Like your neighbor going out there and using the old hand trimmers around his house.

The only problem is - it's the Democratic Process. And the Democrats own it.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (2w95M)

209 Update:
Y 58
M 41

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (ZsR3z)

210 Surely they aren't going to try this tonight? They must think they truly own the system.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (oWBc3)

211 The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Do they think that makes Greta look better???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

212 Stuff will "walk" if it vibrates. If the wind blows at the right speed and direction, the ladder will vibrate enough to move. Once it starts moving, then you've got this twisting-and-untwisting motion that keeps it moving.

Or it's possessed by a demon. Either one.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM

The worst is when they scatter seeds as they move.

You end up with ladders and shoots.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

213 There never should have been a trial for Rittenhouse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (ybIRR)

214 Slacked off reading Rigged tonight, but Molly was writing when Fox prematurely called Arizona for Sundowner right after delaying the obvious Florida count for President Trump it might have been the work of 1 person behind the cameras.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:45 PM (2JoB8)

215 Water main break in Fairfax. This just in.

jk

Posted by: redenzo at November 02, 2021 06:45 PM (E7vND)

216 Henry Olsen
@henryolsenEPPC
McAuliffe leads in Manassas by only 12% with all the early votes counted. Northam on there by 15% in 2017. Would be very good for Youngkin if the final E Day votes drop McA's margin under 10%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:45 PM (OalnH)

217 Beckel on Fairfax County: "I used to work that county and we always held back votes." https://tinyurl.com/4dd4s8hk

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2021 06:45 PM (xPl2J)

218 Yep, they are waiting to see how many votes they need to discover in trunks of submerged Oldsmobiles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (+LCoQ)

On da way....

Posted by: Fat Democrat Operative Sal in his Buick LeSabre at November 02, 2021 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

219 There's nothing that a hundred dachshunds or more cannot do.
Posted by: Toto at November 02, 2021 06:42 PM (R+A4V)

I bless the rains UP in Africa.

Posted by: Kiwi Toto at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

220
The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta toonberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Do they think that makes Greta look better???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

She's saving the planet!

What did YOU do, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (T5HWL)

221 Update:
Y 58
M 41
Posted by: pep

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oh my, nipples hard

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (ZZK0E)

222 The only thing that matters with the VA election is what the commies pull out in the morning and how obvious it is.

Posted by: Tums Festival at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (Ol/Jg)

223 I know it has nothing to do with the election, but a Coast Guard Museum ship in PacNorWest has sunk at the pier yesterday. Homeless had taken her over last year.

Almost sounds like Portland.

https://tinyurl.com/7tvputc9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (3D/fK)

224 How about same day voting only and fingers dipped in dye?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 06:43 PM (IDhUW)

Exactly this!

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (L9+g/)

225 >>>Polls close at 7.

And it's now 7:45pm.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (fVJPF)

226 I'll go with Rittenhouse every time!

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (QC3yT)

227 I still can't believe the GOP hasn't learned to wait for the blue counties to report first.

Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (49d8n)

228 Here's a nice anecdote for you:

My husband just got in from working at our polling place. Near the end, a young black man approached the entrance and my husband asked if he wanted a Republican sample ballot. The man said yes.

Then the Democrats asked if he wanted a sample Democrat. He looked at them and said, "No. I am f'ing never voting Democrat again."

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)

229 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (1t5dY)

230 Have they started covering windows at the polling stations?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (axyOa)

231 Dayum

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (cSyAR)

232 Somebody (Joe Mannix?) had an excellent idea--purge all voter rolls after every presidential election

It's not too much to ask that you re register every 4 years. And I don't think that would interfere with the Constitution's requirement that the states get to decide how the electors are chosen.

It's an equal protection argument, to make all states start from scratch, so no one state has an unfair advantage.
Posted by: artemis at November 02, 2021 06:41 PM (AwPyG)

I've had a similar thought. It's not a bad idea.

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (/7dcu)

233
How about taking away blank ballots and voting machines from Democrats??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (T5HWL)

234 I am getting ready to eat my hat.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (OalnH)

235 Baris: The VA House of Delegates is really in play.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (UelxP)

236 >>>Absentee ballots may be accepted until noon on November 5th.

aarrgghh

Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (fVJPF)

237 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?

Very. Biden can only dream of such solid bowel movements.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (ZsR3z)

238 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (1t5dY)
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Overall, yes. But there are pockets of conservatism.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (wyw4S)

239 Greg Weisman's Spiderman was considerably better than many. Even Miles Morales is interesting, once taken out of Woke Ultimate and asked to carry a blockbuster on his shoulders.

Posted by: trev006 at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (RJToO)

240 The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta toonberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Do they think that makes Greta look better???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

She's saving the planet!

What did YOU do, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (T5HWL)

Our 17-year-old kept a gas station from releasing its carbon into the atmosphere all at once.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (L9+g/)

241 " Surely they aren't going to try this tonight? They must think they truly own the system."

Um, mein Fuhrer .......

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (OTzUX)

242 Loudon county is currently 53-46 McAwful. Biden won 61%.

This is potential yuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OalnH)

243 Update:
Y 58
M 41
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:44 PM (ZsR3z)

Start those machines back up !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

244 Beckel on Fairfax County: "I used to work that county and we always held back votes."

Bob Beckel always dropped these hints - but the GOP never acted on them. In his own way, I think Bob Beckel was a cat that knew he did shitty things for the DNC, and really wished he'd get caught.

I think he was an honest idealist.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (2w95M)

245 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?

__

Does a Catholic bear shit in the woods with the Pope?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OalnH)

246 Youngkin up to 73 cents on Predict It. McAuliffe down to 33.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (YFAIE)

247 So the FBI his exculpatory evidence against Kyle. They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (0ryfU)

248 If the Ds are smart they won't cheat unless it's really close. If the cheat is too obvious it will hurt them in their larger scheme of things.

But who said they're smart.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (ZHVt1)

249
Ant Cumia discussing the casting of Jim Ignatowski as a Klingon:

https://youtu.be/fPw6Nh3kouQ?t=812

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (T5HWL)

250 228 Then the Democrats asked if he wanted a sample Democrat. He looked at them and said, "No. I am f'ing never voting Democrat again."
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)

==========

"You just wait until you die, boy."
-Democrat, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (LvTSG)

251 Our 17-year-old kept a gas station from releasing its carbon into the atmosphere all at once.
Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:48 PM (L9+g/)

Poor kid. I hope he doesn't get shafted.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (M+Lyo)

252 I just ordered a combo printer / shredder / fax / vote tabulator from D'Amazon. Prolly get a manual in the Chineses.

Posted by: klaftern at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (taPSh)

253 so time to push the cheat button ?

Posted by: DIMS at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (us2H3)

254 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 06:46 PM (3D/fK)

Jeebus, the New Jersey? I toured that ship in the 80's when bff's fiance was on board.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (QC3yT)

255 227 I still can't believe the GOP hasn't learned to wait for the blue counties to report first.
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (49d8n)

___

IIRC a county in WI did that during the Walker recall. Or it was something like they reported a wrong number and then once all the blue counties reported they said, ooopsie we meant Walker got an extra 1000 votes.

Anyone else remember that or am I halucinating?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (OalnH)

256 https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/11/
live-virginia-election-results/

As for me I'm calling it a night, good luck Virginians

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

257 I'm shit-faced too because I sniffed the seat of my chair. It's 10 years old!

Posted by: Joetato at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (mNhhD)

258 Not so fast, pardner. Absentee ballots will be accepted until noon on November 5th. There's plenty of time to pull out a win for the Democrat.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2021 06:21 PM (/+B8L)

BREAKING NEWS: Virginia State Legislature votes to move to Pacific Timezone "to ensure enough votes are counted"

Posted by: Headlines from November 5 at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (/4vtq)

259 I wonder why McAuliffe event wants this, TBH. He's too old as it is. 64. He won't make it to the Presidency from Governor in time. He's rich as it is. Up in the middle ten-figure range, at least that he'll 'fess up to on the tax forms. He gets to pay off crooked spies for the Party and tear down Presidents, as it is. I don't know that there's any power to be gained from this. It seems pointless. Maybe it's just the prestige of being the Biggest Man in the State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (/KPLX)

260 If the Ds are smart they won't cheat unless it's really close. If the cheat is too obvious it will hurt them in their larger scheme of things.

It's sort of like the Allies and Ultra intercepts. If you used it every time you could, it lost its value.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (ZsR3z)

261 combo printer / shredder / fax

Better make sure you press the right button

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

262 So the FBI his exculpatory evidence against Kyle. They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (0ryfU)

Where did you see this ? I was looking for it earlier

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

263 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (arJlL)

264 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?

__

Does a Catholic bear shit in the woods with the Pope?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OalnH)

Not this shit again!

Posted by: White furry rabbit at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (4I/2K)

265 Context: Heard from a family member on fixed income that the ATT bill was getting to high so she cut the land-line and DirecTv service (keeping internet). The shrew handling the call didn't ask why, but was rather mean and threatening.

Question: Did ATT do something particularly stupid and evil recently (beyond their usual stupidity and evil) that has provoked a boycott of their product?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (+LCoQ)

266 Loudon county is currently 53-46 McAwful. Biden won 61%.

This is potential yuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OalnH)

Is a little rape really that much of a problem?

Posted by: Loudon County Voters at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (SXrll)

267 227 I still can't believe the GOP hasn't learned to wait for the blue counties to report first.
Posted by: Iblis at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (49d8n)

Marion County, a deep red county in FL, did exactly this in 2020. While only the 20th largest county, it was fascinating to watch them hold back and release matching red votes to Broward's same-day blue votes.

I was cheering them on!

Posted by: Marybeth Lewis-McLaughlin at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (4pK1/)

268
IIRC a county in WI did that during the Walker recall. Or it was something like they reported a wrong number and then once all the blue counties reported they said, ooopsie we meant Walker got an extra 1000 votes.

Anyone else remember that or am I halucinating?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (OalnH)
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I remember. It was Waukausau county (spelled wrong). They waited until Dane county dropped their vote in.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (UelxP)

269 Greta: Stunt baby who skipped school and lectures everyone one how terrible they are while using up massive emissions to travel.

Rittenhouse: goes to school, minds his own business, is attacked by demented rioters and defends himself amazingly.

This makes them look good, how?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

270 Poor kid. I hope he doesn't get shafted.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 06:50 PM (M+Lyo)

Yeah, me too. I've been praying for him all day.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (L9+g/)

271 266 Loudon county is currently 53-46 McAwful. Biden won 61%.

This is potential yuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (OalnH)

==========

I thought you said that the demographics of the state and the long lines in NOVA meant that a Youngkin was impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

272 185 Make F-curves Great Again!
----------------

My pop would use French curves while making patterns. WTF? Pop why don't you just make it up?
Oh, no, this is precise.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (hje90)

273 "It's sort of like the Allies and Ultra intercepts. If you used it every time you could, it lost its value."

Great analogy

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (ZHVt1)

274 Now running almost even in Loudoun. Fairfax reporting 0 out of 250, so a big haul of ballots to come in yet.

Just 30 years ago Loudoun, Prince William, and even Fairfax were somewhat R.

Posted by: someone at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (CeCdQ)

275 If the Ds are smart they won't cheat unless it's really close. If the cheat is too obvious it will hurt them in their larger scheme of things.

But who said they're smart.
Posted by: Ignoramus

I don't think it matters at this point. No judges are going to allow lawsuits into this kind of ballot fraud. One judge already dismissed a case today regarding illegitimate ballots, unsigned ballots.

There's no real recourse at this point if they are in fact manipulating the election laws.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (1t5dY)

276
All of you forget, but President Trump was just about to win VA in 2020 after Florida and Ohio were called.

And then...

everything stopped.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (T5HWL)

277 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (1t5dY)

the county, yes. The city of Fairfax, yes. Fairfax votes about the same as Travis county in Texas, the home of Austin. Fairfax is slightly more Republican but they are comparable.

Posted by: Quint at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (Ls4Qw)

278 It seems pointless. Maybe it's just the prestige of being the Biggest Man in the State.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:51 PM (/KPLX)
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It does seem pointless. He was already our governor, before Governor Blackface.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (wyw4S)

279 They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (0ryfU)

Where did you see this ? I was looking for it earlier

Why were you looking for Pete Bottygig's dick?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (+LCoQ)

280 229 Isn't Fairfax a solid Dem district?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (1t5dY)

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Very much so & will undoubtedly go for McAwful even before the cheating. That said, there are tons of "Parents for Youngkin" signs around & over the past couple of years a lot of kids have been pulled out of the public school system.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mNMgp)

281 "Jeebus, the New Jersey? I toured that ship in the 80's when bff's fiance was on board."

NO!

They are the website hosting the report. New Jersey did NOT sink.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (3D/fK)

282 Baris: Right now, looks like Youngkin win by 1-2%. But its early. McAuliffe underperformed in early voting, but his election day voting was a little better.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (UelxP)

283 Here's a nice anecdote for you:

My husband just got in from working at our polling place. Near the end, a young black man approached the entrance and my husband asked if he wanted a Republican sample ballot. The man said yes.

Then the Democrats asked if he wanted a sample Democrat. He looked at them and said, "No. I am f'ing never voting Democrat again."
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)[/]

Local reporter: "White supremacist accepts misinformation, refuses efforts to be taught the truth."

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (mZUr4)

284 So I've got till Friday to get to Virginia?

Posted by: Al Franken in the ballot buick at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (r1z5A)

285 Is this the large naked Scottish man who flashed Brandon by any chance?

https://tinyurl.com/55j4dec6

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 02, 2021 06:54 PM (HabA/)

286 I thought you said that the demographics of the state and the long lines in NOVA meant that a Youngkin was impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s
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If I said it was a silly idea someone else would say it was tripe.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:54 PM (hje90)

287 Whew! Flirted with the barrel there

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 06:54 PM (mZUr4)

288 I thought you said that the demographics of the state and the long lines in NOVA meant that a Youngkin was impossible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

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And I will gladly have been 100% wrong.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:55 PM (OalnH)

289 I thought you said that the demographics of the state and the long lines in NOVA meant that a Youngkin was impossible.

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this is why the gop wants to pulls their firewall to florida and maybe texas. don't want to risk using too many funds.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 06:55 PM (ZZK0E)

290
He was already our governor, before Governor Blackface.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (wyw4S)

I call him Gov. Gilles de Rayciss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 06:55 PM (/KPLX)

291 247 So the FBI his exculpatory evidence against Kyle. They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2021 06:49 PM (0ryfU)

What do mean? He got his wife pregnant, didn't he? I heard he had two kids recently.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2021 06:55 PM (R+A4V)

292 Is the Rittenhouse exculpatory evidence [hidden by the FBI?] the aerial-view video? If so, it's linked in my sock.

I guess so given, "The video was shot via an FBI plane during the riot in August 2020...."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 06:55 PM (UHVv4)

293 282 Baris: Right now, looks like Youngkin win by 1-2%. But its early. McAuliffe underperformed in early voting, but his election day voting was a little better.
Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (UelxP)

How much of the NoVA vote is in? That's what always sinks Virginia.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (HabA/)

294 Friendly reminder that while Newsmax, OAN, etc. are tedious boomer-bait/overproduced YouTube channels most of the time, they are far, far preferable to Fox News when it comes to election coverage.

The facts are all publicly available, so they don't have to break into softshoe to stay under budget.

Posted by: Funkotron at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (nNv6v)

295 I'm a non-binary pixie Youngkin.

Wait...what?

Posted by: Purple haired fat liberal chick covered in tats at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (mNhhD)

296 I got the 2020 election map up too for comparison.

And Fairfax county is at 33% currently.

Posted by: cthulhu_hunt at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (7MBHe)

297 Mail in voting SUCKS.

It took me 22 years to get back to the west coast- 17 years in GA and 5 in WY. I finally landed in Central Oregon. Only local.elections count. Oregon is the original mail in ballot state and there has not been a Republican governor since it was instituted many years ago.

In California (my home state) the first thing Newsom did after beating his recall was make Cali a mail in vote state. He looked up north and said "Yep it works good. These peasants shall never rise again".

Posted by: SmallTownGirl at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (zEH23)

298 They are the website hosting the report. New Jersey did NOT sink.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (3D/fK)

Thanks for the clarification. That sorta blindsided me. It's still neglectful and tragic.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (QC3yT)

299 Irrelevant but I think Voddie Baucham is awesome.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (cSyAR)

300
You'd think the Democrats would've nominated a "historic first" instead of the going with the "safe" white man, again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (T5HWL)

301 Now running almost even in Loudoun. Fairfax reporting 0 out of 250, so a big haul of ballots to come in yet.

Just 30 years ago Loudoun, Prince William, and even Fairfax were somewhat R.

Posted by: someone at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (CeCdQ)

I would say the first two were solid R, if moderate R. Fairfax was R and Dem. The R's and D's in Fairfax used to be big government but pretty patriotic. Fairfax has changed markedly over the last 20 years. The last ten years turned it from big government, pro America to what we have now with hard core progressive loony crap.

Posted by: Quint at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (Ls4Qw)

302 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (M3Z2J)

303 7 So the FBI his exculpatory evidence against Kyle. They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.

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to be fair, it's cumulative of most of the other shit we saw. there was never any evidence in favor of the prosecution.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (ZZK0E)

304 And then...

everything stopped.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:53 PM (T5HWL)

Yep. I'll never forget the shock of that night.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (HabA/)

305 How much of the NoVA vote is in? That's what always sinks Virginia.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (HabA/)
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There is alot outstanding (not sure how much). Youngkin is overperforming in Loudon county, but Fairfax is holding votes back.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (UelxP)

306 The shrew handling the call didn't ask why, but was rather mean and threatening.

Question: Did ATT do something particularly stupid and evil recently (beyond their usual stupidity and evil) that has provoked a boycott of their product?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM

Years ago I worked briefly in "the Chicken Coop" aka "customer service" at ATT. I would imagine that it's still the case that the CSRs take a hit on their productivity numbers if a customer cancels any services. Likely the CSR is/was having a bad month on her numbers and had management breathing down her neck.

Posted by: Bert G at November 02, 2021 06:57 PM (g33zk)

307 Baris: Right now, looks like Youngkin win by 1-2%.

Counting votes isn't hard. Projecting vote counts isn't much harder. It's basic Algebra. Look at a map - note the county by county trends - and make a simple model. No harder than taking data points and fitting a simple curve. You can do it in Excel - even for higher order functions.

I'd like to see the math, where you look at votes currently counted and see ten point swings from past trends, yet assume the final contest would be within a point or two.

Nah - fuck their math. It's all based on a huge dump of fraudulent votes. And they'd never let you actually see that constant in their formulas.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 02, 2021 06:58 PM (2w95M)

308 BUT 1/6 !!!!

Posted by: DIMS at November 02, 2021 06:58 PM (us2H3)

309 0ryfU)

What do mean? He got his wife pregnant, didn't he? I heard he had two kids recently.
Posted by: Splunge at November
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Buttyhurt is the wife.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 06:59 PM (hje90)

310 Breakdown of votes (from NBC)

ELECTION DAY VOTES
Y 64% M 31%

EARLY IN PERSON VOTES
Y 40% M 59%

EARLY BY MAIL VOTES
Y 33% M 66%

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 06:59 PM (OalnH)

311 Might be me, but I am unaware of any risk whatsoever run by the Dems WRT overly brazen electoral fraud.

While the fire has been infuriatingly not yet thoroughly documented, the smoke a year ago was billowing up like Battleship Row in Pearl Harbor at 9AM on 12/7/41.

No fewer than 3 GOP-controlled legislatures, numerous federal and state courts, and the Supreme Court very clearly showed they *will not* do their job, or even get involved. Most of the focus is understandably on the horrific practical consequences of Trump being removed, in terms of prosperity, freedom, security - but the systemic constitutional collapse a year ago was arguably the greatest single such event since 1861.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:59 PM (OTzUX)

312 Son of Doof just handed me a sticker. Biden pointing a finger, with the words "I did that!" Below him. Said a patient (physical therapy office) game him a bunch. Patient has been putting them on gas pumps, with the finger pointing at the price!!

Awesomeness!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (mZUr4)

313 265 Question: Did ATT do something particularly stupid and evil recently (beyond their usual stupidity and evil) that has provoked a boycott of their product?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 02, 2021 06:52 PM (+LCoQ)

AT&T's "Whitey Be Evil, Yo!" mandatory employee training became public knowledge last week. That may be it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (DTX3h)

314
I guess so given, "The video was shot via an FBI plane during the riot in August
~~~
Will we now see the case thrown out?

We should!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (IDhUW)

315 Rittenhouse actually showed remarkable restraint (and aim) given that a gang was out to kill him. That last attacker is lucky to be alive.

Do you put Rittenhouse on the stand to walk through a slow motion replay to show this? Have him tear up as he does?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (ZHVt1)

316 Boom!
JFK Jr's speech tomorrow in Dallas at the Plaza will be Boom! DemonRATS pnwed with BOOM boom Boom!
BOOM!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (sOFEO)

317 With 93% of the vote in, Youngkin only trails McAullife by 52.6 to 46.97% in Loudoun county.

Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (UelxP)

318 I have to hand it to VA, they went straight to the 2020 playbook only a few minutes into counting, didn't even try to do something new.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (TbD2p)

319 ngl, I think most folks woulda gone blackhawk down, gone cyclic.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (ZZK0E)

320 Y at 80% on PredictIt.

Dayum, that thing was all over the place in the past 24 hours. Y was at 60, then 40, then hovering around 50 for most of the day and now surging.

Lotsa people made a lot of money trading this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (OalnH)

321 With 93% of the vote in, Youngkin only trails McAullife by 52.6 to 46.97% in Loudoun county.

That's stunning.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (ZsR3z)

322 In California (my home state) the first thing Newsom did after beating his recall was make Cali a mail in vote state. He looked up north and said "Yep it works good. These peasants shall never rise again".
Posted by: SmallTownGirl at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (zEH23)
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That's right. California will become a serf state, too expensive for outsiders to even visit.
There will be the very rich and those who serve them and no more.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (hje90)

323 Link to the FBI video from Kenosha?

I'm guessing it was from a security camera showing Shoot #1. Shoot #2 was richly and thoroughly documented via video which was watchable on UToob streamers' sites within 15 minutes of the incident (and how a prosecution could take place on this part of the events is as outrageous and indefensible as the Chauvin lynching).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (OTzUX)

324 How late can mail ins be counted.. that's the fraud window

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:02 PM (/6GbT)

325
The Democrats can keep "producing" as many Mail In ballots as they need.

Mail In ballots were invented by Democrats because they cannot and will not ever be validated for legitimacy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 07:02 PM (T5HWL)

326 The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

*

Deal. No backsies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 07:02 PM (sCKDW)

327 Do you put Rittenhouse on the stand to walk through a slow motion replay to show this? Have him tear up as he does?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (ZHVt1)

No. If you have the goods, via video, putting the kid up there can only make it worse.

His legal team better damn well know - somebody should have been watching this jury the entire time.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 02, 2021 07:03 PM (2w95M)

328 How about taking away blank ballots and voting machines from Democrats??

Posted by: Soothsayer

How about running democrats through wood chippers?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 02, 2021 07:03 PM (THrK8)

329 Reuben Hick

Telemarketers are crushing land lines, making then useless. ATT approves of this.

Cutting the land line is a smart move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

330 AT&T's "Whitey Be Evil, Yo!" mandatory employee training became public knowledge last week. That may be it.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 02, 2021 07:00 PM (DTX3h)

I was looking at some IT contract work for AT&T recently. Their rates are about 40% lower than the usual rates.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (d8xPm)

331
The betting sites had President Trump way up, too, when Florida was called almost right away.

And then....

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (T5HWL)

332 So has FOX called the election yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (0PUU9)

333 McAullife isn't planning on showing up at his campaign rally whether he wins or loses, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (LvTSG)

334 324 How late can mail ins be counted.. that's the fraud window
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:02 PM (/6GbT)
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11/5, I think.

Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (0IeYL)

335 How about taking away blank ballots and voting machines from Democrats??

Posted by: Soothsayer

How about running democrats through wood chippers

I'll volunteer.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (l8+28)

336 With 93% of the vote in, Youngkin only trails McAullife by 52.6 to 46.97% in Loudoun county.
Posted by: Revenant at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (UelxP)

Thanks for the heads-up. We got it from here!

- Pipe Breakers Local 439

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (mZUr4)

337 Telemarketers are crushing land lines, making then useless. ATT approves of this.

Cutting the land line is a smart move.

I've suggested that to my wife, but she says no, because that's the number she always puts down for anything other than personal numbers, which is what cells are for.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (ZsR3z)

338 303 7 So the FBI his exculpatory evidence against Kyle. They are as useless as Pete Bottygigs dick.
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You know what's exculpatory for Rittenhouse?

All those twitter vids of him being chased, shot at, and physically assaulted.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (hje90)

339 regarding mail in votes. As they say about golf gambling matches, they are all won on the first tee through negotiations. The Dems, with their previous wins, have used their power to make future wins even easier. Mail in votes are their base. The mail in votes themselves are their number one base.

Posted by: Quint at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (Ls4Qw)

340 Dachsie doggies are bestest. It is known.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (wQD/c)

341 Link to the FBI video from Kenosha?
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"The video was shot via an FBI plane during the riot in August 2020..."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (UHVv4)

342 Also the fact McAuliff's team is the one putting out that countries need to "rescan" votes (which was a problem last time as they rescanned ballots which were then counted twice) didn't at all seem sketchy. Why is one campaign doing pres released for a local elections board?

Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (TbD2p)

343 So Cali is mail in only now? Did the peasants get a vote on that... seems it should be voted on

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (/6GbT)

344 Now 57:42.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (ZsR3z)

345 "Counting votes isn't hard. Projecting vote counts isn't much harder."

Turnout is the big wild card. Trump won in 2016 because he got white non-college turnout up by 5%. It's the largest cohort of all, even more so in swing states.

Turnout is hard to poll for accurately. One of the majors (NBC or ABC, IIRC) made the effort in 2016 but ignored the results because it came back too old and too white. They literally said so in a footnote

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (ZHVt1)

346 318 I have to hand it to VA, they went straight to the 2020 playbook only a few minutes into counting, didn't even try to do something new.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (TbD2p)

We've been playing this game in WA for over a decade. Ballots "found" in car trunks, warehouses, wherever. Just enough to push the Dem over the top.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (BJKQV)

347 Interesting tidbit. The city of Radford, which is a rural area but with a university is 100% in. Youngkin won it 55-45.

In 2017 it was 55-43 Northam.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (OalnH)

348 344 Now 57:42.

That's with about 40% of the vote.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

349 Just checked. No results yet for Staunton city, where I live, but in surrounding Augusta county (named after George III's mother) Youngkin is beating McAuliffe by more than 5:1 (82.58% to 16.08%) with 18 of 28 precincts reporting.

Waynesboro (the other city inside button-shaped Augusta county) has Youngkin up 63.23% to 35.15% with 4 of 7 precincts.

So far, so good.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (4i0u8)

350 334 324 How late can mail ins be counted.. that's the fraud window
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:02 PM (/6GbT)
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11/5, I think.
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (0IeYL)

On the VA website that ace linked:

Absentee ballots may be accepted until noon on November 5th. Therefore, results are incomplete. Results will be certified on November 15th.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (fVJPF)

351 I've suggested that to my wife, but she says no, because that's the number she always puts down for anything other than personal numbers, which is what cells are for.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (ZsR3z)

This is the discussion my hubby and I have. I like having a "throw-away" number that I give anyone I don't care to hear from. I check the answering machine about once a month or so.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (L9+g/)

352
No fewer than 3 GOP-controlled legislatures, numerous federal and state courts, and the Supreme Court very clearly showed they *will not* do their job, or even get involved. Most of the focus is understandably on the horrific practical consequences of Trump being removed, in terms of prosperity, freedom, security - but the systemic constitutional collapse a year ago was arguably the greatest single such event since 1861.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 06:

There are many competing events, however as far as the number of checks that were in place that failed, I think it was the greatest systemic constitutional collapse.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (IDhUW)

353 45% in 55-43 youngkin

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

354 11/5, I think.
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM (0IeYL)

That right there throws out any legitimacy. Election day, full stop

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:08 PM (/6GbT)

355 332 So has FOX called the election yet ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (0PUU9)

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Yes. Kamala Harris is the 47th president, having won AZ, GA, PA, MI, and FL.

Posted by: Fox News at November 02, 2021 07:08 PM (OalnH)

356
Alec Baldwin is out of control:

https://youtu.be/uvQRXk2wAg4

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 07:08 PM (T5HWL)

357 353 45% in 55-43 youngkin
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

I'm assuming as usual the big Dem areas haven't been counted

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 07:08 PM (0PUU9)

358 But somehow Trump "lost" a year ago while increasing his numbers more than any incumbent in history (and flipping some counties for the first time ever for a GOP candidate, AND making the two longest-running battlegrounds walkovers, FL & OH). And I'm fairly sure his white non-college numbers were yuuuuge and luxurious, really the best ever, in 2020 as well.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

359 Rittenhouse actually showed remarkable restraint (and aim) given that a gang was out to kill him. That last attacker is lucky to be alive.

*

Kyle had to clear a jam after the skateboard kid (pretty f*cking incredible) and it screwed up his timing. It's probably the reason the armed attempted murderer medic guy is still alive and only got a round in his arm instead of his heart.

Crying shame.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (sCKDW)

360 Reid J. Epstein @reidepstein

Some news from Virginia: Fairfax County is delayed in counting and reporting its early vote totals, which the county had promised to make public by 8pm. Unclear how late they will be.

______

A smart commenter in the last thread said red districts should do the same. No red district should report until all blues are in.

Make a fuss. Get in their face. Yadda.

Posted by: Two Weeks at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (+P7VR)

361 ngl, I think most folks woulda gone blackhawk down, gone cyclic.

It's not like they show up unannounced. I'm surprised, when getting the heads up that BLM is on the way, nobody has prepped a good ambush yet.

They move as a herd. It wouldn't be hard.

Posted by: Not a Dime to Spare at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (2w95M)

362 Telemarketers are crushing land lines, making then useless. ATT approves of this.

Cutting the land line is a smart move.

I've suggested that to my wife, but she says no, because that's the number she always puts down for anything other than personal numbers, which is what cells are for.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:05 PM

If someone wants a phone number and address for whatever reason from me, I give them our number and address from when we lived in CT 10 years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (JUOKG)

363 Mail in votes had to be requested so no mass mailing to voters.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (Y+l9t)

364 45% in 55-43 youngkin

Where are you seeing that? I'm on VA Dept. of Elections, which one would assume has the most up to date numbers.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (ZsR3z)

365 Absentee ballots may be accepted until noon on November 5th. Therefore, results are incomplete. Results will be certified on November 15th.
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (fVJPF)

Were I designing a system specifically to encourage fraud this would be a must-have feature.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (BJKQV)

366 Drink Like Vikings & dagny, first of her name

Nyah,

Put them in isolation to cleanse their biome. Good food, no drugs.

Then put them under anesthesia, pop the scull and remove the brain. Ash it for the relatives.

The rest of the body is used for organ donation. Eyes, heart, liver, kidneys, arms, legs, etc. Blood to the blood bank. The unused parts are extracted for the useful biochemicals.

Larry Niven wrote the Organlegger stories in the 1970s. Some of this is done now in blue cities with a lot of death. It is just not publicized.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

367 >>305 How much of the NoVA vote is in? That's what always sinks Virginia.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 02, 2021 06:56 PM (HabA/)

And Richmond, and Charlottesville, and Harrisonburg, and Tidewater....

Posted by: ZOD at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (M3Z2J)

368 This is the discussion my hubby and I have. I like having a "throw-away" number that I give anyone I don't care to hear from. I check the answering machine about once a month or so.
Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 07:07 PM (L9+g/)

I have been getting a ton of calls on my work cell, that say "potential spam "

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (M+Lyo)

369
45% in 55-43 youngkin
Posted by: sharon

We've seen this movie plenty of times to know how it ends.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (T5HWL)

370 Re: Mail in ballots

Specificity matters here. While ballots are indeed sent through the US mail, that isn't really what you're talking about.

The real high powered fraud are unsecured, phony balogna "drop boxes" which have nothing to do with the postal service or official election mail and have no chain of custody or controls. They are just a free lance mechanism for fraud.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (wQD/c)

371 If Youngkin pulls this off, I'm most looking forward to people saying that Dominion let it happen to get the scent off of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (LvTSG)

372 NOOD election 2 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (0PUU9)

373 I was looking at some IT contract work for AT&T recently. Their rates are about 40% lower than the usual rates.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2021 07:04 PM (d8xPm)

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But still 80% higher than Bangalore rates. So we're cool.

Posted by: H1Bs at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (OalnH)

374 Youngkin not winning Loudoun is probably the end of it.

Loudoun. Where all the shit is happening. About 60/40 blue red. If he can't tie it up there that's all she wrote.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (mbFEM)

375 It will be interesting to see the NJ gov results.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (gryET)

376 There are a bunch of ways telemarketers could be shut down...but they pay pols more then voters do so...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (ESjRY)

377 Results will be certified on November 15th.
Posted by: m

Not spoken: "Even if evidence of all forms of fraud, chicanery, and cheating are manifest."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (mD/uy)

378 The video was shot via an FBI plane during the riot in August 2020.

*

Meaning they know every person there, but who cares.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (sCKDW)

379 Baris is incredibly optimistic.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2021 07:11 PM (Y+l9t)

380 So its dirty counting time. Find out how many votes needed then find em. Right? Dems are going to kill the golden goose if they are not careful.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 02, 2021 07:11 PM (0OmEj)

381 I'm assuming as usual the big Dem areas haven't been counted
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 07:08 PM (0PUU9)

Funny how that works, isn't it?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2021 07:11 PM (BJKQV)

382 The rest of the body is used for organ donation. Eyes, heart, liver, kidneys, arms, legs, etc. Blood to the blood bank. The unused parts are extracted for the useful biochemicals.

Larry Niven wrote the Organlegger stories in the 1970s. Some of this is done now in blue cities with a lot of death. It is just not publicized.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

And the Soylent Green

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 07:11 PM (M+Lyo)

383 I think we're getting close to the point where Stacy Abrams can declare victory in VA.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2021 07:12 PM (xPl2J)

384 So Cali is mail in only now? Did the peasants get a vote on that... seems it should be voted on

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:06 PM (/6GbT)

No, we didn't get a say. The single-party system here declared it to be so.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 07:12 PM (L9+g/)

385 There might be some overseas military ballots on one of those container ships in LA. We have to wait until the shipping crisis is over before we call the election. In the spirit of fairness, the polls should stay open to everyone until that day comes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2021 07:12 PM (0ryfU)

386
That's right. California will become a serf state, too expensive for outsiders to even visit.
There will be the very rich and those who serve them and no more.
~~~
I encourage Californians to fight as In and Out is fighting. Refuse to comply with unconstitutional "laws"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 02, 2021 07:12 PM (IDhUW)

387 1 mil votes in. Less than 1/4 of the votes cast on 2020. Still a long way to go.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2021 07:12 PM (BJKQV)

388 Funny how that works, isn't it?
Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2021 07:11 PM (BJKQV)

Every. Frickin. Election.

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2021 07:13 PM (/6GbT)

389 Do we still believe voting matters? After what we saw with Trump?

Posted by: TC at November 02, 2021 07:13 PM (A5DhW)

390 Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

No. Prions. And wastes valuable biochemicals for food.

Cows are a better source of proteins, and are easier on Gaia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

391 we can now call Arizona for McAwful

Posted by: FOX at November 02, 2021 07:14 PM (us2H3)

392 318 I have to hand it to VA, they went straight to the 2020 playbook only a few minutes into counting, didn't even try to do something new.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM (TbD2p)

They did because we let it always work.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 02, 2021 07:14 PM (Fs5vw)

393 Tuca pulled a all nighter

worn out and put up wet

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2021 07:15 PM (us2H3)

394 NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at November 02, 2021 07:15 PM (3D/fK)

395 I have to hand it to VA, they went straight to the 2020 playbook only a few minutes into counting, didn't even try to do something new. Posted by: Rbastid

We've been playing this game in WA for over a decade. Ballots "found" in car trunks, warehouses, wherever. Just enough to push the Dem over the top.
Posted by: 29Victor
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The 2004 WA State Governor election was the prototype for UniParty election theft. It had it all, ballot harvesting, mail drops, questionable people running King County, signature issues, screwed up voter rolls, new discovered ballots, recounts, that all resulted in a stunning come from behind for the Democrat by just enough votes that it couldn't be easily challenged. Why vote em when you can just count em.

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Posted by: LostInSpace at November 02, 2021 07:17 PM (ESLBo)

396 The FBI works directly against the US of A. We can tally up all the deaths from Known Wolves. The FBI has led to more deaths than the 9/11 crowd.

But Secret Police States have an ephemeral quality. ISTR the KGB had 80% casualties from the Great Purge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

397 Do we still believe voting matters? After what we saw with Trump?

Posted by: TC at November 02, 2021 07:13 PM (A5DhW)

I believe it matters in that I'm not going to just give them a victory. I'll make them steal it.

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl (not CaliGirl) at November 02, 2021 07:17 PM (L9+g/)

398 That's right. California will become a serf state, too expensive for outsiders to even visit.
There will be the very rich and those who serve them and no more.
Posted by: Braenyard at

Don't forget the well paid government employees.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 02, 2021 07:18 PM (p104P)

399 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta evenin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2021 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

400 The parrots on Twitter love to post the lame side-by-side meme of greta tooberg and Kyle Rittenhouse: "Our 17 yr old/Their 17 yr old"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 06:35 PM (T5HWL)
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That one cuts two ways. In fact, in my opinion, it favors Kyle Rittenhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 02, 2021 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

401 McAuliffe down to 9 cents on Predict It. Youngkin 93.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 02, 2021 07:21 PM (YFAIE)

402 That's right. California will become a serf state, too expensive for outsiders to even visit.
There will be the very rich and those who serve them and no more.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 07:01 PM

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: We also serve who drop needles and defecate on the sidewalks at November 02, 2021 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

403 Yes, Cali is all mail in now. I believe they voted but the State House is dominated by Dems and has been for years now.

There may be some upstart Republicans that try to break the barrier but the mail in and undocumented vote -otherwise known as cheating-will crush that. It will take an act of God to elect a republican for governor again.

Posted by: SmallTownGirl at November 02, 2021 07:24 PM (zEH23)

404 *

Kyle had to clear a jam after the skateboard kid (pretty f*cking incredible) and it screwed up his timing. It's probably the reason the armed attempted murderer medic guy is still alive and only got a round in his arm instead of his heart.

Crying shame.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 02, 2021 07:09 PM (sCKDW)
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What it did to his are caused me to re-evaluate the value of a .22.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 07:26 PM (hje90)

405 I have been getting a ton of calls on my work cell, that say "potential spam "
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2021 07:10 PM (M+Lyo)
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They leave no message and are immediately blocked from further nuisance.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 07:29 PM (hje90)

406 Is this thread still on?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 07:30 PM (YZG/i)

407 Awesomeness!

Posted by: Doof

I ordered some a couple weeks ago. They are great!

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2021 07:30 PM (QC3yT)

408
"The real high powered fraud are unsecured, phony balogna "drop boxes" which have nothing to do with the postal service or official election mail and have no chain of custody or controls. They are just a free lance mechanism for fraud."

Yes this is what we have in Oregon. Drop boxes.

Posted by: SmallTownGirl at November 02, 2021 07:32 PM (zEH23)

409 omg omg some people are projecting Youngkin has won?! the link PJ media is following!!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 02, 2021 07:39 PM (cGlgB)

410 NYC polls just closed.

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