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Democrats Suppressing Republican Vote in Virginia By Illegally Turning Away Voters For Not Wearing Masks
You are not required to wear a mask to vote.
But Democrat polling officials have adopted the tactic of refusing to allow non-masked people to vote, knowing, of course, that all leftwing Karens wear masks, and right-leaning non-Karens tend to not wear masks. This is illegal, and they're stealing the election right now.According to reports from various eye-witnesses, some voting locations are turning away voters in Virginia over not wearing masks or are trying to convince others that masks must be worn at the very least. Washington Times writer Charlie Hurt wrang the alarm bell, reporting claims from some voters that they were being troubled by people for not wearing a mask as they lined up to vote. Hurt noted in a tweet that this was indeed illegal voter suppression and reminded voters that they may vote in any polling place in Virginia, even in schools, without a mask.The article at RedState has a link to the Virginia government's website which says that masks are encouraged, but not required, for in-person voting.
American Conservative Union President Matt Schlapp also released a tweet claiming that he was told he couldn't vote without a mask at his polling station, and noted that this might be a sly attempt by Democrats to turn away GOP voters knowing how many feel about mask-wearing.
Other eye-witnesses are saying they got into vote at their respective voting locations and voted just fine, however, if these reports are true, then there are some polling locations where Democrats are attempting to pull a fast one on Republicans. The tactic, as Schlapp highlighted is simple. The left is very aware that the right is against mask-wearing to the point of being defiant. Their hope is that telling them they'll have to wear a mask will make them refuse on principle and never vote in the first place. It's a dirty trick if they are trying to pull it off.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (ypGMo)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/4vtq)
The Marxists have to be stopped
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (+f7Lb)
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (q0yPd)
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (mZUr4)
No standing
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/4vtq)
There may be a shortage of copier toner. They shoot themselves in the foot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (0PUU9)
You will NOT steal my rights, you fuckhole.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/4vtq)
Eh, I doubt it's desperation. They use a wide spectrum of tactics to achieve their goals. Redundancy helps you get what you want. It's smart praxis.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (Y5qcH)
Unpossible, I was informed that this never happens and cannot possibly affect any elections. Repeatedly, with heavy insults.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dandalo at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (VMMSl)
Probably, but it's also probably not enough to matter. In any case, if it comes down to it, put on the f***ing mask and vote. Priorities, people. There will be time to punish them after a victory.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (ZsR3z)
There may be a shortage of copier toner. They shoot themselves in the foot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 01:30 PM (o2MD2)
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Finally! A supply chain issue I can approve of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (6FeV1)
The courts have signaled very clearly they WILL NOT question an election. It doesn't matter what evidence you bring, they consider the question moot after the preliminary counts are in.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: desicat at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (l26PZ)
I just wish they hadn't made it look like he was so close... We will still see, but i don't want to hear how this is predicting what 2022 will be....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (0PUU9)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (hV9ir)
Yes - last week
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (mZUr4)
You will NOT steal my rights, you fuckhole.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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NOW we're getting somewhere!
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (PoBye)
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Alex at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (YjiAb)
If Republicans didn't dispatch a thousand lawyers across VA today, then fuck 'em.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (z0uwh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (OalnH)
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Sure. Don't want to get caught flat-footed again and have to make it all up after hours through triple-counting and ballot synthesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (hpIjJ)
If Republicans didn't dispatch a thousand lawyers across VA today, then fuck 'em.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (z0uwh)
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*laughs hysterically*
-A single Obama appointed judge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (mZUr4)
No standing. -- The courts
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (nR2nR)
pretty sure anyone who wants to vote for Youngkin will get a mask instead of not voting at all.
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Sorry, that's not an approved mask.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2021 01:33 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (OalnH)
"But it's not widespread, so it's not important." ~Brian "Tater-baiter" Stelter (probably)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (hV9ir)
Vote
After stand as a group.
Burn masks in front of polling station.
Draw media coverage.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (axyOa)
We now know, without a doubt, that they have never won an election fairly. Never. The only way they can "win" is to cheat.
Posted by: artisanal ette at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (uvIpl)
Nope. This is what happens when accountability has gone down the crapper. The opposition is giddy with the notion that they can pretty much do as they please, without repercussions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Xrfse)
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If it means you won't vote sure. But I would absolutely fight this. I'd call the cops. I'd then call the news. I'd then call the campaign. I would not leave until I voted.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: MJ at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (+z+6a)
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Fs5vw)
The election has already been stolen. What you're seeing today is election theater.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (flINI)
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Of course. Fraud, or no fraud - it's all theater. It's all hokum. None of this matters. No point getting fired up about it either way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Kat_man at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (7dOHF)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (hV9ir)
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They've already called 2025 for the Democrat.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (PoBye)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (II3Gr)
Have someone stand there and tell people masks aren't required.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (9yu8C)
Excellent. Make sure you vote.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Soothsayer
What side you think the courts are on. Have y'all even been paying attention to the absolute joke of a legal system we have?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (hpIjJ)
Posted by: artisanal ette at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (uvIpl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (s2VJv)
As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections.
As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (z0uwh)
Posted by: George Will at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (2JVJo)
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Sorry for Fen, but I think your $100 is safe.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (yk3T/)
Posted by: brak at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (4f+il)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (Joe6B)
Did talk to one of the poll workers and they said it was a big turn out already. Fingers crossed this is a good sign for the non-Brandon side.
Posted by: Donny Brook at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (3T854)
Posted by: Poopy Pants Joe at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (X0cL3)
Nope, just a picture ID.
The guy had to go back to his car.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:28 PM (mZUr4)
No standing
indeed. should have sued before the election.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (IbrDR)
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F that. Its not required. I wouldn't do it. But I would be prepared to immediately fight. I guess if your fall back is I just won't vote, then put on a mask.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (sX1BW)
65
As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections.
As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM
You said "As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections" twice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (Joe6B)
Watching the poll dancers...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:31 PM (ZsR3z)
If you've been turned away from the polls because you didn't wear a mask, and you're trying to vote for Youngkin, I don't see someone giving up and not trying again before the polls close at 7 PM tonight.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (+f7Lb)
The opposition is giddy with the notion that they can pretty much do as they please, without repercussions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Xrfse)
I take your point. But they're not giddy. They're cold, calculating and clear-eyed about doing as they please, because it's not a notion - they are free of repercussions, factually. At least FTTB.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: artisanal ette at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (uvIpl)
It just sounds like clickbaity bullcrap written by people who have never met anyone to the right of Bernie sanders before.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (Joe6B)
Watching the poll dancers...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (s2VJv)
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Makes sense...
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (flINI)
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Of course. Fraud, or no fraud - it's all theater. It's all hokum. None of this matters. No point getting fired up about it either way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (/KPLX)
Yep. After the votes are tabulated, they'll simply go to the mail-in pool of ballots and pull out the necessary %. They'll keep finding them for as long as necessary if that's what it takes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (wAnMi)
I always have a pair of masks on the dash of my car. In PennsyTucky you never know what you're gonna see on the front door of a business. It's from one extreme to the other.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (+z+6a)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/4vtq)
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Eh, I doubt it's desperation. They use a wide spectrum of tactics to achieve their goals. Redundancy helps you get what you want. It's smart praxis.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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I think these dirty tricks are the diversion. The real steal is behind the scenes.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (vRR4q)
But they're not smart so they've done of this.
Still stuck in the mid 90s.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (OalnH)
You said "As long as unsupervised Democrats have blank ballots and voting machines, they're going to steal elections" twice.
Posted by: Insomniac
I like rape.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (z0uwh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (Joe6B)
Watching the poll dancers...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 01:37 PM (s2VJv)
Making it rain suppresses voter turnout.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Xrfse)
I'll say this much: I dream of the day when the smirks are wiped from their faces at the sight of things that I will self-redact.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (s2VJv)
LOL, if this were the Dems, it would be a five-alarm civil rights emergency, with armies of lawyers filing emergency injunctions and breathless press conferences. But it's the GOPe, so just shut up and lose with grace yet again.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: brak at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (4f+il)
********
They do. We don't.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (+xGNi)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (IbrDR)
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Assign this one to the temporary intern to write.
Posted by: AllahPundit, Demofascist mouthpiece at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (X0cL3)
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Sort of sounds silly to move. But who knows. Youngkin was always facing long odds based on the blueness of VA. Hopefully, he pulls it out. But he probably wouldn't be much better. Perhaps this may be the case, where a close loss is as decent outcome as we could have realistically hoped.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (+xGNi
We will
Posted by: Black teachers at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (0PUU9)
Of course it would. That's not the point.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
*fist bump
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (9yu8C)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (QFVV9)
I always have a pair of masks on the dash of my car. In PennsyTucky you never know what you're gonna see on the front door of a business. It's from one extreme to the other.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (dQvv7)
I ignore the sign and go in anyway. Nobody has challenged me a single time. Maybe my smiling pus and sugary demeanor?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (o2MD2)
But they're not smart so they've done of this.
Still stuck in the mid 90s.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (OalnH)
This is not on Youngkin - he's self-financing, and doing about as good a job as one could as a Republican running in VA. This is all on the VA GOP, who should have known better, and who've been asleep at the wheel, as always.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (IVgUD)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (sGtp+)
Sorry, not ripe.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:35 PM (PoBye)
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And how do local venue regulations supersede election laws? If the polling place was a church with a dress code and they turned you away for not wearing a jacket, slacks and polished shoes then they'd be in deep shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (ZZK0E)
So how beholden do you think a Gov. Youngkin will feel towards the VA GOP?
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (ZsR3z)
Around zero is my guess.
Voting and elections in this land are broken. You won't fix broken voting, by voting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (2graF)
Now, did the Virginia GOP line up a team of rapid-response lawyers across the state to deal with voting day shenanigans like this?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (bDqIh)
Thanks; I'll ignore the second part of that sentence. If anybody tries that on me tomorrow or whenever I go, I'll make a little noise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/4vtq)
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They're not desperate -- they're doing it because I know they can. Humiliation theater, rubbing our noses in the donuts that they're doing in our front yard ... as The cops look on and laugh.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (+z+6a)
I bet the 2020 election has been a gold mine for those guys, now that local Democrats have seen Dominion in action.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (X0cL3)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (4I/2K)
The latest firmware update for the parrots on twitter:
The Tomahawk Chop is the new nazi salute.
And "let's go brandon" is the new "sig heil."
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (z0uwh)
Hah! I didn't even think of that.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (MxEKc)
(Voter puts on Let's Go Brandon! mask)
"You can't wear that mask at a polling place! It's political!"
Not me, I live in NC. But that's how Dems roll, here, too.
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: AllahPundit, Demofascist mouthpiece at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (X0cL3)
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Sir, we haven't been able to afford one of those in years.
Posted by: Waylon Smithers at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (ePZfA)
CNN Headline not supported by the story (or the facts):
Kyle Rittenhouse chased down Joseph Rosenbaum and fatally him in the back during Kenosha unrest, prosecutor says
By Eric Levenson, CNN 1 hr ago
https://tinyurl.com/4czwycer
They just make this sh*t up, don't they?
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (HCeRP)
And "let's go brandon" is the new "sig heil."
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (z0uwh)
Hannah Arendt sighs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 01:32 PM (0PUU9)
I am firmly in the "elections do not matter" camp. If the Democrats can, without any pushback or consequences from the 'opposition,' outright steal a presidential election, then no, they don't matter and any GOP win is one that is allowed for the fig leaf of normalcy.
The question now is, where do we go from here? If we cannot win an honest election and 'our' representatives and judiciary refuse us any relief, what is the next step?
Personally, I am in the "you call that an insurrection? This is an insurrection!" camp, but I know I am ahead of the curve on this one. So I can only wait for people to accept that elections are a sham and embrace my viewpoint.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 01:42 PM (X0cL3)
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Maybe. But there are also likely more polling places, so that needs more machines. And every place that has had audit shredded the machines (because the people involved are honest, dontchyaknow) and those all have to be replaced...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: GOPe at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (Muyfa)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Big Star at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: brak at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (4f+il)
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They do. We don't.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 01:39 PM (NpAcC)
Not to pre-judge the outcome, but assuming the worst happens, there would be a bright side to it. Because this campaign is so visible, I don't see MSM assumptions of a free and fair election being so easily believed by the electorate this time. This could give Trump's 2020 assertions some new legs.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (DU+/6)
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I don't know, because it's private property maybe? Frankly, I don't really give a shit. I just wanted to vote.
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (PoBye)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (QFVV9)
Me too! Heading out to do it again at 3pm, 5pm, and 7pm.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (2JoB8)
And "let's go brandon" is the new "sig heil."
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Is it double evil when I do both wearing my Redskin jersey?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (2graF)
Posted by: Low Info Virginia Voter at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (flINI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Don't forget the rectification of names!
Posted by: Gods of the Copybook Headings at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (4I/2K)
Shits and Giggles
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Y5qcH)
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (axyOa)
Also
lmao
https://mobile.twitter.com/mac_ack/status/
1455513220932722699/photo/1
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (hpIjJ)
So, does this mean some right thinking building supervisor, building owner/ organization can put up a "valid state issued ID required to enter building" sign in the future?
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (wra3C)
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"It's weird how Democrats keep stealing elections and the people keep thinking that Democrats are stealing elections even though we treat the idea of Democrats stealing elections like people are screaming the n-word."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A Scold of Karen Poll Workers at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (Xrfse)
So, they have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (xL1kJ)
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Like I said, the 2020 election was a gold mine for those guys.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (X0cL3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (QFVV9)
Me too! Heading out to do it again at 3pm, 5pm, and 7pm.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM (mZUr4)
10 * 2 * 4
Posted by: Dr Pepper at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (4I/2K)
It's an endless stream of cheat. And it happens Every. Single. Election. Why not? It's not like anybody is ever punished.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (wy4/l)
All poll workers were masked up. I was not and I was not asked to mask up. During my time there, I was the only voter present.
I think we're all still alive and relatively healthy.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (TNyrE)
This would be the instance I would wear it.
Posted by: Bosk at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (X0cL3)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (hpIjJ)
lmao
https://mobile.twitter.com/mac_ack/status/
1455513220932722699/photo/1
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (hpIjJ)
Wait...it's that supposed to be a boy pretending to be a girl? How did he get fat to go to his tits? I mean, there are fat WOMEN out there that can't make this happen. He discovered MAGIC!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2021 01:46 PM (wy4/l)
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Who the hell makes a front wheel drive truck? That's the real crime in this story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at November 02, 2021 01:45 PM (vI+F1)
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VA requires ID as far as I know. I have to show mine every time.
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (PoBye)
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Low Info Virginia Voter at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
So that's how the Subaru Brat got its name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (6FeV1)
Sisters of Mercy - "Dominion"
https://youtu.be/SMrcB2SscWg
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (HCeRP)
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Were Joseph's final words, "...hands up, don't shoot...."?
Posted by: reason at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (ePZfA)
If you don't want to wear a mask to go into a facility then the accommodation is to allow you to vote outdoors - curbside. If you want to be unmasked AND voting in the facility, that I think they would have the legal standing to do.
For example, we voted in person early at our county government HQ - all county buildings require masks indoors regardless of vax status. We had the option to do curbside voting or we could don a mask and go in.
If they are denying non-mask wearers the ability to do curbside, then that is clearly illegal.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
Isn't Honda's fake pickup front wheel drive? Like their fake SUVs?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (r5BVk)
Yep. After the votes are tabulated, they'll simply go to the mail-in pool of ballots and pull out the necessary %. They'll keep finding them for as long as necessary if that's what it takes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 02, 2021 01:38 PM (wAnMi)
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More to the point - let's say that they keep it fair, and some GOPe like Youngkin gets in. Or, maybe they just rig it for him, because it's convenient this cycle. Whatever. He'll run defense for the Dems for a few plays before handing the ball back, like always. It's all just theater. None of it matters.
If you wanted Hulk Hogan to beat Rowdy Roddy Piper at Starrcade '96, you might have been pretty disappointed, but you should have known it was all for pretend, and not to get too emotionally invested in a WCW match.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (/KPLX)
Today was the 18 month check up to see how effective the cancer treatments have been.
According to my docs, this was an important milestone, if the numbers start to trend upwards at this point, my timeline would be substantially shorter.
Needless to say, I've been #nervousintheservice.
So as not to bore y'all with too much more, my PSA numbers continue to drop, and the docs are very happy with the trend and my activity levels.
Thanks to all of you who hit the prayer pad this morning, I appreciate it!
Onwards to the battle...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (ZZK0E)
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Bring one just in case. I don't wear a mask accept to the doctors office where they require it. If they are requiring you to wear a mask to vote just slap it on vote and leave. Sometimes our stubbornness is our own worst enemy in times like these.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (rEOL4)
Wonder if he uses dippity-do.
Posted by: lizabtha@yahoo.com at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Chris Stirewalt at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (flINI)
Hey hey
Ho Ho
Whitey teachers
Got to go!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
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For White Dudes
Posted by: reason at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (iytpw)
Posted by: A Scold of Karen Poll Workers at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (mbFEM)
So what if it's clearly illegal? Has that ever mattered in elections?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Hope the 1,078,065 write is from Democrats get same scrutiny
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (2graF)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
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That's awesome news!
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (NpAcC)
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Yay, browndog! That's great news.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (sVtYq)
Professional wrestling actually takes into account what the fans want and don't want.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (6FeV1)
they'll either ignore the mandate, or find a mask to use in the near term
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (V6W16)
Your mother's got a weener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (rEOL4)
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Look out Muldoon!
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (PoBye)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (CNSrX)
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:40 PM (wra3C)
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Agreed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (OalnH)
Your mother's got a weener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 01:50 PM (rEOL4)
Hey!
Posted by: David and Dayna Levine at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
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For White Dudes
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Its like sports cars with automatic transmissions. You'll never be James Bond without a stick.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (2graF)
....
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (mbFEM)
I have thought about it.
Don't make it that easy for them to steal your vote. Wear the mask for a bit, or call the number that they post for curbside voting.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (CNSrX)
But it was on a Dominion machine, so...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
Playing with fire will get you burned.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (2JoB8)
But just showing up and saying "oh well, we'll get 'em next time" clearly is useless.
Power doesn't stem from voting. Nor does it come from counting the votes, although that's more useful than voting. It comes from exactly where Mao said it comes from, because that dictates who may vote, and who counts them, and when, and how, and arbitrates any disputes over those activities.
And if the non-left does nothing because "this isn't who we are", then who/what they are, are LOSERS.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (7QclL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (2graF)
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Awesome double entendre
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (flINI)
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:48 PM (mbFEM)
So what if it's clearly illegal? Has that ever mattered in elections?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Please pick one:
- No Standing
- Too Late to Matter
Posted by: Judge at November 02, 2021 01:54 PM (EpDzw)
Thanks to all of you who hit the prayer pad this morning, I appreciate it!
Onwards to the battle...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
*fistbump*
That's really good news. Happy to hear it.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/cf5xt2tz
c'mon man ... that can't be real
There is a comment at the end wondering if the source is The Bee.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 02, 2021 01:54 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 01:54 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (2xGy+)
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Good. The more obvious they are, the better. I used to think they were obvious, but so very many people still don't get it. Every big, obvious move makes more people aware.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:54 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (2graF)
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Put me in the "wanting" camp. My sixth grade English teacher told me that my prose was "like Hemingway's". bleh.
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (6eRlp)
New Hotness: Voting is a privilege and you already have too much of that white boy!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Not really. But you have a legal point if this is the case. Which you have to have if you want any sort of reasonable chance in court. Sure, some Hawaiian judge will rule against you anyway. But on the off chance you get in front of one that cares about the law, start from being in the right place legally.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (2xGy+)
Terrestrial radio is dead. Bongino will do much better with his podcasts. He's failing upward with this one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (CNSrX)
they'll either ignore the mandate, or find a mask to use in the near term
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (V6W16)"
Quite a few of them will huff and puff and then go home and do nothing without voting because, quite frankly, they're fucking stupid.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (7QclL)
Way to go, brother.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: John Roberts remembering his Epstein island photos at November 02, 2021 01:56 PM (ESjRY)
This. Blue and purple states will be permanently blue and the GOP will insist the solution is to cater to the Karens.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2021 01:56 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 01:56 PM (CNSrX)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (2xGy+)
The line forms to the left on who's going to pick him up. He will be just fine.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin
You are not alone.
Had to read The Sun Also Rises for college class, gave it to my parents (avid readers) after I was done with it.
My mom's comment (with Dad nodding nearby): "It didn't go any where and just trailed off without a real ending".
I laughed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (Joe6B)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
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Good to hear. I've enjoyed watching you beat this thing over the last couple-three years. Inspiring stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (/KPLX)
So to answer the question....yes wine moms were won over my McAwful's plan to fire every white teacher.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (2graF)
Does the VA GOP have any employees? Why didn't they show up, in mass, at any polling place doing this, with cameras and get the people working there to admit to turning away voters.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (2graF)
At the end of Hemingway's life, he did seem a bit scatterbrained.
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Puddin
You are not alone.
Had to read The Sun Also Rises for college class, gave it to my parents (avid readers) after I was done with it.
My mom's comment (with Dad nodding nearby): "It didn't go any where and just trailed off without a real ending".
I laughed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (zoGah)
The last line is my favorite line in all of literature.
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (RYc1G)
I don't have to follow the link to know who you're talking about.
There will be a special place in hell for everyone involved in foisting Jazz Jennings and Desmond is Amazing on the American public (particularly their parents), ramming this trans kid and drag kid down trend our throats, inspiring millions of Lafty mommies to debase their own kids in the name of "tolerance.".
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (CLFL/)
Posted by: A Scold of Karen Poll Workers at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (epasQ)
In Nova at least, every polling place is supposed to have a GOP and a Dem poll watcher. Mine did.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (ZsR3z)
Islands in the Stream - most powerful Hemingway to me.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (OalnH)
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Well, of course they are. They don't know what's good for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
Hubby works for a tech oligarch or Uncle Sugar, so they aren't worried about money/job so it is all status.
And how do wine moms get status with each other? By doing whatever the FNM tells them to do.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)
So good for him.
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (2JoB8)
Thanks to all of you who hit the prayer pad this morning, I appreciate it!
Onwards to the battle...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Great news!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (ESjRY)
Leftist assholes are quick to have their cameras out to try and frame conservatives. Why do conservatives not have their phones at the ready to record and out people for this shit?
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (2xGy+)
The schools are great. But they're woke.
The wine moms have awoken. GA will go back to being red soon.
Posted by: MJ at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Not really. But you have a legal point if this is the case. Which you have to have if you want any sort of reasonable chance in court. Sure, some Hawaiian judge will rule against you anyway. But on the off chance you get in front of one that cares about the law, start from being in the right place legally.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2021 01:55 PM (mbFEM)
Illegal rule changes are routine in elections. The least abnormal thing in the last presidential election was illegal overrides of election laws by governors, judges and the like. That happens all the time and is blatantly in violation of the law. So they changed the rules for voting at the last moment through non-legislative means? Well that's normal.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (CNSrX)
https://is.gd/AyfWdK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (CNSrX)
Does the VA GOP have any employees? Why didn't they show up, in mass, at any polling place doing this, with cameras and get the people working there to admit to turning away voters.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 01:58 PM (ESjRY)
Of course we do. You seem to misunderstand what we want to accomplish.
Posted by: VA GOPe at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Nan at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (tXYtV)
You are not alone.
Had to read The Sun Also Rises for college class, gave it to my parents (avid readers) after I was done with it.
My mom's comment (with Dad nodding nearby): "It didn't go any where and just trailed off without a real ending".
I laughed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 01:57 PM (zoGah)
The last line is my favorite line in all of literature.
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I gave up on that one fast. A book about a lot of people no one likes. Jeebus. It reminded me of Keruoac's On The Road which I ditched in less than 100 pages in.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (2graF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (2graF)
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Almost all sports care are auto these days with no manual option. Even Ferrari stopped making sticks a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Two Weeks at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (ELnqd)
Rona Romney does not approve.
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (2xGy+)
Voting without a mask is a privilege.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/U27+)
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I poped a cork at polling today. The way they had it set up was confusing, asked the cop at the door and he pointed to a table to the left of the entry so I go over there. No, go to the other table. No, go to the table where there is no one.
Then a fellow comes up - gives me a handi wipe and a finger cot and apparently points toward a voting booth - I busted, ANYBODY CAN VOTE HERE?
_No, you go to the far side of the room, opposite all the tables and booths, totally counter intuitive, and check in. OK, got that off my chest.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (hje90)
Around zero is my guess.
Voting and elections in this land are broken. You won't fix broken voting, by voting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2021 01:41 PM (BFigT)
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But you won't fix it by staying home either.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (PO5k4)
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (ZsR3z)
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"Republican" (wink)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (OalnH)
Excellent news, browndog!
Hubby has passed a couple of those post-cancer treatment milestones, and they are a big deal.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (OalnH)
Because they've gone to the paddle shifting manual transmission.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I reported on the last thread - I wasn't masked when I went in and they gave me a mask. I vote at a synagogue and there were signs up so maybe it's their rule. +++++++
Do you have to wear a yarmulke to vote?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant
Wut?
Posted by: Subie WRX Bros at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (WmGrA)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=119149
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (iytpw)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (SScvq)
But it was on a Dominion machine, so...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2021 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
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...so you voted 0.78 NO.
Posted by: reason at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (ePZfA)
Posted by: Skip's Phone
I vote in the Township building and they had signs up.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (PO5k4)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: bang_a_gong at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (By6uD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 01:52 PM (2graF)
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Almost all sports care are auto these days with no manual option. Even Ferrari stopped making sticks a couple of years ago.
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I guess this is why they killed James Bond.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (2graF)
Non-voters got nothing and deserve nothing.
In bidness it's referred to as UNDEPENDABLE.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (hje90)
Posted by: Nan at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (tXYtV)
It's getting late and the Dems are freaking because there is very low turnout in their strongholds. So this crap must be a desperation play last minute. I think.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)
People don't really understand just how corrupt and demented these Dems are, they will resort to anything, including death threats, to steal elections.
Well, if they have killed Republicans to steal elections, I wouldn't be surprised. They are sick bastards.
I've heard stories about what went down in Detroit that were just awful...and what did the GOP lawyers do. NOTHING.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (4WPW/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)
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I hear it both ways, that turnout is low in NOVA and that it's high.
Meh. We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin
I would have but it was for a class.
Now I will grant that giving it to my parents was just mean; but the humor potential was obvious to me even in my yute.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Subie WRX Bros at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (WmGrA)
Doctor told me I have an STI. I asked him what year?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (CNSrX)
So cruel. So heartless.
*sniff*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Open Channel D at November 02, 2021 02:05 PM (gcQt5)
Posted by: Dominion Uber Alles at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (X0cL3)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (oWBc3)
This is exactly they shit the Klan did to blacks. And now they do it to us and accuse us of suppression.
My BP is spiking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh you mean the paddles that nobody uses after the first week of ownership? lol
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (RiaUX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (txdEq)
I reported on the last thread - I wasn't masked when I went in and they gave me a mask. I vote at a synagogue and there were signs up so maybe it's their rule. +++++++
Do you have to wear a yarmulke to vote?
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Do Jewish men use bobby pins to keep those things on their head?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
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I guess this is why they killed James Bond.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (2graF)
I thought they made him a chick.....Same result, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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Excellent news, browndog!
Hubby has passed a couple of those post-cancer treatment milestones, and they are a big deal.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
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Great news for the both of y'all. God Bless.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (hje90)
Posted by: Nan at November 02, 2021 02:00 PM (tXYtV)
It's getting late and the Dems are freaking because there is very low turnout in their strongholds. So this crap must be a desperation play last minute. I think.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)
We can help!
Posted by: VA GOPe at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2JoB8)
I voted for the guy who refused to answer the Post and Courier's questions because I didn't like the two who did answer.
I dunno. I have a feeling I had nothing but bad choices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the 30s with John Ford, again at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (RiaUX)
I've heard there is a GILF Brit porn actress named Jane Bond.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: CN- at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (CNSrX)
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Honestly, I'm okay with that. Imagine white people doing white people things unmolested.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (2graF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
Yes. But that gets more and more useless as the hair thins. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (ESjRY)
Not having representation in parliament at all was a primary issue. Maybe this is sarcastic?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (z5Vrg)
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Where do you get this from? Turnout is good to great in NoVa. Running about the same as 2017, when the Ds swept.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Because they've gone to the paddle shifting manual transmission.
Posted by: Sponge
No, it's because the *men* driving them don't have any use for a stick.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (BFigT)
I was taught learned you could only wrang a chicken's neck, and not wrang a bell. I am confused.
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:04 PM (ESjRY)
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Bingo, you are either a participant or a nonparticipant.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:09 PM (hje90)
Me: But Mom, I don't want hamburger for dinner!
Mom: Shut up, and put your arm back in the meat grinder.
Posted by: Chip at November 02, 2021 02:09 PM (uv20x)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (OalnH)
Weasel Zippers linking to the AP. FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:09 PM (s2VJv)
The illegal mask requirement at multiple locations requires coordination. Coordination to beak the law equals conspiracy.
And they haven't even gotten to the part after election day where they demand multiple recounts and keep finding more ballots.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 02, 2021 02:09 PM (GPgPJ)
Do Jewish men use bobby pins to keep those things on their head?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
I never did, but I should. Joe Mannix has a badass Jew 'fro, and it just kinda stays put for him, so he doesn't need that. Some of them have basically a barrette sewn into them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (/KPLX)
Not having representation in parliament at all was a primary issue. Maybe this is sarcastic?
They had local reps. Those reps were powerless to stop the British from doing whatever the king wanted since as you note they weren't in parliment.
But people didn't want war - they wanted to not be abused by the government some other way.
So the people that would later become the leaders of the revolution tried basically every option they could find - voting, negotiations, embargoes, Irish democracy, etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
Yes. But that gets more and more useless as the hair thins. Ask me how I know.
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How about double sided tape?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (2graF)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (7QclL)
Personally, I am in the "you call that an insurrection? This is an insurrection!" camp, but I know I am ahead of the curve on this one. So I can only wait for people to accept that elections are a sham and embrace my viewpoint.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2021 01:43 PM (2JVJo)
Its what they want so we might as well give it to them good and hard
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
Yes. But that gets more and more useless as the hair thins. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
huh, so then what do you do to keep it (yarmukle - is that right?) on?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (v6ubM)
Posted by: Puddin Head
The best thing he wrote was his explanation of how he went bankrupt. ("two ways, gradually, then suddenly.")
I always thought he was way overrated. People glorified him for the attitude as a writer, and not the actual work product.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (vRR4q)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (hV9ir)
Popeil's Kippa in a Can!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (s2VJv)
I've heard there is a GILF Brit porn actress named Jane Bond.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
Quick search says yes, and pretty disappointing......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just Lily at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (d3FSJ)
Posted by: IC
Velcro or staples.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (9yu8C)
Posted by: Skip's
You could also go with: "Let's go with Brandon" while deemphasizing the 'with'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 01:44 PM
And this is the difference between the left and the right. If this happened to someone on the left, it would be a national story. "Republicans are disenfranchising me by not allowing me to vote without a mask!" National story, national scandal, 24/7 coverage, calls for firings and jailing, smearing the Youngkin campaign as being in charge of the disenfranchisement, etc.
But those of us on the right just want to vote and don't make a national scandal out of a minor inconvenience. This is the correct way to go about things, but I think it's also why the left almost always wins.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (Do5/p)
Popeil's Kippa in a Can!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (s2VJv)
I had to google that....
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (hV9ir)
Do your realize that some polling places are in Elementary Schools and that if the republican covid variant infects them, our children could grow up heterosexual, without being informed of the myriad sexual choices that life affords?
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (dQvv7)
Some Democrat poll watchers will volunteer to stay until the plumbers get there and get everything fixed. They're helpful that way.
Posted by: Furious George at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Went out with the advent of Front Wheel Drive.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (WmGrA)
Are tgecpeople turning them.zway black?
Posted by: Kurt at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (9e/LE)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (iytpw)
For 20 years the left has been claiming this, and as far as I am aware has never actually identified an eligible voter denied the right to vote.
It is one of their most successful ops to be honest.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddin
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Everybody should read some of Hemingway at least once. That said, a lot of his stuff is kinda dull. "The Killers," a couple of the stories in In Our Time, For Whom the Bell Tolls (kinda slow in the middle, but good at beginning and end), Old Man and the Sea are pretty good, and that's about it. I reread To Have and Have Not recently. I can see the bones of the story that became The Breaking Point w/ John Garfield, and there are some good scenes, but there are others that I don't get why he put them in there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (s2VJv)
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"RONCO Religious Accessories" is a funny idea. If SNL still had even a modicum of humor, they could make hay with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (o2MD2)
I had to google that....
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (hV9ir)
A kippa is another word for yarmulke. The Popeil reference was his spray on hair paint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (s2VJv)
The illegal mask requirement at multiple locations requires coordination. Coordination to beak the law equals conspiracy.
And they haven't even gotten to the part after election day where they demand multiple recounts and keep finding more ballots.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 02, 2021 02:09 PM (GPgPJ)
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I'll get right on that.
Posted by: Merrick Garland at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (dQvv7)
Pretty sure class is not in session at schools were voting is taking place
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (mR6Gs)
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This is kind of my take. He seemed a bit of bully but then he blows his head off. Real bullies never commit suicide. They commit murder.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (2graF)
Posted by: Two Weeks at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (ELnqd)
Posted by: Pole Worker at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (0IeYL)
Velcro or staples.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:11 PM (9yu8C)
DON'T USE GORILLA GLUE!!!!!
Posted by: That Black Chick That Glued Her Hair at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
the greenskeeper at my CC is named Carly Spackler
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM
It would. But I think it has to be done collectively. Otherwise there is the risk of consequences if you piss off the wrong people. If everyone is defying it, then the enforcers just say fuckit and allow people defy it. But if everyone else is complying and only one person defying, then it's easy for the enforcers to make things difficult for that one person.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (Do5/p)
Badass Jewfro? I hadn't heard of that. Like Einstein?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (o2MD2)
Yeah, that lucky bastard will probably have Einstein hair when I'm bald as a pool cue.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (/KPLX)
Do your realize that some polling places are in Elementary Schools and that if the republican covid variant infects them, our children could grow up heterosexual, without being informed of the myriad sexual choices that life affords?
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 02, 2021 02:12 PM (dQvv7)
Gosh darn it, we were going to do a story on this. Stupid reality!
Posted by: Babylon Bee at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (ACi07)
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Did Mannix father Kaperdick?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (2graF)
Yep, around 8 PM they should all announce their was a leaky faucet in the building they were working in so they can't report results yet. And then go home.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (ESjRY)
RICO
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (9yu8C)
The yarmulkes requiring a bobby pin are the really smallish ones. the larger ones that go down towards the hairline stay on fairly well, at least indoors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (v6ubM)
Today, FWD means "front wheel drive"
They want you to think AWD = 4WD / 4x4...it doesn't
Posted by: browndogs CJ-5...in Red at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (sVtYq)
Useless as a screen door on a submarine they are.
Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (xIEQ/)
Hey, that's the name of my pool boy. Or was it Paulo?
Oh well, I can't keep all the young, virile men that come to my house when I am at work straight.
Anyway, what does that have to do with anything?
Posted by: Kyle from the FBI voting rights division at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (z0uwh)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (v6ubM)
By request! B-Fucking-T-O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbpf7upzrYs
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (r5BVk)
https://tinyurl.com/3w5np669
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual
Don't discount an affinity for dong smoking. Far more influential than bong smoking.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:14 PM (2graF)
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Yeah. The tell is that Hemingway loved to pal around with killers like Che, and go on a bender in WWII Paris, but that's where he drew the line.
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (6eRlp)
Useless as a screen door on a submarine they are.
Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (xIEQ/)
and to send them more money.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (hV9ir)
RICO
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (9yu8C)
Stop, you guys are killing me!
Posted by: Merrick Garland at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:16 PM (sVtYq)
Apparently *I'm* too dense to comprehend what he wrote. What the hell was that last sentence?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 02, 2021 01:59 PM (dQvv7)
i thought dolly parton sang that very nicely...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (8D42x)
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They'll figure it out...one century or another.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Cue BALL! CUE BALL! You're never going to "pass" if you don't learn the idioms!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (r1z5A)
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How about double sided tape?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (2graF)
I guess slapping a hot iron on it isn't an option, huh?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (wra3C)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (EughT)
Posted by: brak at November 02, 2021 01:36 PM (4f+il)
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There is a difference in attitude since there is a difference in goals. Our democracy is like a marriage where one side wants to build a life, and the other side wants to take possession of all the assets of the other side.
The goals are mutually incompatible. Unlike a marriage where we can try to find a better partner, we are stuck with the Left. Our only option going forward is to fix the education and media so that they understand that their path always leads to tyranny and poverty.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (vRR4q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:06 PM (2graF)
Yes. But that gets more and more useless as the hair thins. Ask me how I know.
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How about double sided tape?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM (2graF)
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Stapler or Nail gun
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (flINI)
You keep saying that, without providing support for your statement. WZ has something. What's your evidence?
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (ZsR3z)
As said before... a voter? Have standing? Pull the other one.
Only if they are from another country and on US soil illegally.
Posted by: Judicial Branch at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (aXxgO)
Butt sex and pot.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (B0mGw)
I keep hoping fighting between various leftwing factions will cause them some real harm. The LBTQ and BLM types do not like each other - look at Kendi bitching about tranny crap.
But so far they are continuing to work together...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:19 PM (ESjRY)
It is one of their most successful ops to be honest.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM
Yep. It baffles and irritates me that they still get away with saying that requiring ID to vote is "racist". You need to show an ID for tens of different things and none of those are "racist". But for this one thing, voting, it's "racist".
Just once, I'd like to see some Republican go on a righteous expletive-filled rant over this illogical bullshit and call them out on this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:19 PM (Do5/p)
I don't believe it, but i voted anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2021 02:19 PM (mR6Gs)
The yarmulkes requiring a bobby pin are the really smallish ones. the larger ones that go down towards the hairline stay on fairly well, at least indoors.
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Why don't you guys switch to berets? Wear the Star of David on them like a Che sort of look.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:19 PM (2graF)
Yeah ? They why was the boy wearing a skirt and going into the girls bathroom ?
Posted by: Black teachers at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (0PUU9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
If RONCO were still on the ball, they could make hay with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (9yu8C)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (EughT)
Amen. It's not that difficult.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (wra3C)
There was that weird car explosion in Georgia that killed the governor's daughter's boyfriend, IIRC. Happened right after the Gov said he would support a recount or somesuch, then he went back to his original position of saying the results were legit and Trump should stand down.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ronco bottle, jar, and foreskin cutter!
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Cue BALL! CUE BALL! You're never going to "pass" if you don't learn the idioms!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:18 PM (r1z5A)
See, I always heard it as "pool cue," and wondered about it, because it seems like the cue ball is a more apt metaphor, since it's round. But the cue's bald, too, except for the chalk, so I just went with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (o2MD2)
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Sigh. I hate this version of Kurt. Kurt Prime is a full-blown illiterate. The other Kurt, Kurt 2, is also stupid but can usually manage to string words together. I am pretty sure Kurt Prime has this shift. The Kurt earlier in the day is usually more coherent. I suspect it is at least two different people. Or he gets markedly drunker as the day proceeds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (DU+/6)
I keep hoping fighting between various leftwing factions will cause them some real harm. The LBTQ and BLM types do not like each other - look at Kendi bitching about tranny crap.
But so far they are continuing to work together...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:19 PM (ESjRY)
Misery or death, either works for me.
Posted by: Stan at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (ACi07)
Reason mag has always been fake libertarian garbage, now it's just left-wing garbage.
The School covered up the rape charge. End of fucking story.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (z0uwh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (r5BVk)
As said before... a voter? Have standing? Pull the other one.
Only if they are from another country and on US soil illegally.
Posted by: Judicial Branch
We'll get right on that! We've put you on the docket for 8/1/2022.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (zoGah)
Posted by: brak
And they'll only play if the can,, make the rules, pick the refs, mark the cards, load the dice, dope the horse and allowed infinite redos.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Puddin Head
I think I disagree, but have not thought about this a lot. My brother is a terrible bully, but I think it is because he is very insecure and always attacks because he has to find a way to prove he is better.
The insecurity dives the bullying and I can see that leading some people to suicide. Maybe. Not sure. Or murder.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (vRR4q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
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Paste?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (hje90)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (hje90)
Posted by: MSM at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (F9322)
I do love how the GOPe can claim election results are legit before there has been any investigation of whether the results were legit.
Its like how the FNM can tell us any violent action by an angry Muslim is not terrorism...even if said angry Muslim goes out in a blaze of glory yelling Aloha Snackbar.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Beret and an eye patch like Moshe Dayan.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (9yu8C)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (AMIL/)
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Chuck Berry wrang a bell.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (hje90)
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (QzkSJ)
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The RONCO Bris Kit has everything you need to perform a high-quality circumcision, and is affordable enough to use once. RONCO makes for sanitary and affordable religious rites!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (DU+/6)
Gee, and McAuliff recently hired Marc Elias, the guy who travelled the country in 2020 getting state election laws illegally modified because of covid *wink, wink*.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
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They'll figure it out...one century or another.
Posted by: Lady in Black
New around here, aren't ya?
Posted by: Two Weeks at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (ELnqd)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM (/KPLX)
The cue is actually fuzzy, not bald. If it's bald, even with the chalk, it's not going to have the same effect on the ball when struck looking for spin.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, then I guess we'll continue to be punch-drunk boxers, taking blow after blow to the head. Not trying to be an interwebz loudmouth tough guy here. Just wondering how much more of this we can absorb before there is no turning back. Maybe it's academic at this point.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (hje90)
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Nah, you don't want Joe Biden nibbling on your scalp.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:22 PM (9yu8C)
Moshe was the Jewish Corn Pop, a bad dude.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (ESjRY)
There's a difference between bullying and always wanting to have a dick measuring contest.
Hemingway fit the latter.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2021 02:08 PM (AMIL/)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/kd4PUuCN_fU
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
And I remember being little, and bagging on JM for his bushy hair, and my mom saying "just you wait, you'll regret that when you're bald!"
She was right. I'm not going bald yet. But I know it's coming. My hair is thin like my dad's.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Olde English 800 at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
And there are like 62 cases in VA right now and they are 77% vaccinated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
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JJ needs a new business venture. Manufacturer of toupees with yarmulkes already attached. For those folliclely challenged.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Y5qcH)
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transgender easily-combustible people.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (+z+6a)
Posted by: Picric at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (cpy81)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: bang_a_gong
You've got to call the Sec of State, elections hotline, etc. Film them.
Posted by: Two Weeks at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (ELnqd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (/KPLX)
Your Mom carries the gene for baldness. What does her Dad look like?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (ESjRY)
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I think you meant "Forbidden"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (DU+/6)
You keep saying that, without providing support for your statement. WZ has something. What's your evidence?
Still waiting.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM
Yep, you are correct: https://bit.ly/3GI31OZ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Do5/p)
But just like the most important issue in a terrorist attack is don't be mean to Muslims, the most important issue when a woman gets raped by a tranny in a woman's bathroom is don't be mean to trannies.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 02, 2021 02:26 PM (B0mGw)
Thanks that was some of the softest toilet paper around.
Posted by: What to tell them when you hand it back at November 02, 2021 02:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Valiant at November 02, 2021 02:26 PM (3MiF8)
So as not to bore y'all with too much more, my PSA numbers continue to drop, and the docs are very happy with the trend and my activity levels.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Great news.
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:26 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (63Dwl)
How'd Joe say it? This is a big f*cking deal!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (ESjRY)
"Your Mom carries the gene for baldness."
Yes, but it's not iron clad. I'm rapidly thinning. My brother, a year younger, has a full head of hair, same as in high school.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (mR6Gs)
Well, then I guess we'll continue to be punch-drunk boxers, taking blow after blow to the head. Not trying to be an interwebz loudmouth tough guy here. Just wondering how much more of this we can absorb before there is no turning back. Maybe it's academic at this point.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2021 02:23 PM (Xrfse)
Go away! Investigatin!
Posted by: John Durham at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Beret and an eye patch like Moshe Dayan.
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Now we're talking real flare.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (2graF)
Your Mom carries the gene for baldness. What does her Dad look like?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (o2MD2)
Well, he's dead now. But he *was* bald as one of them pool cue balls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (/KPLX)
So as not to bore y'all with too much more, my PSA numbers continue to drop, and the docs are very happy with the trend and my activity levels.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Super duper good news!
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Lady in Black
We could horde source this. Branch out.
Moron gefiltefish.
Moron Jello with Shredded Carrots.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (9yu8C)
https://tinyurl.com/3w5np669
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at November 02, 2021 02:13 PM (iytpw)
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It's only affecting the Reform.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (hje90)
Posted by: brak
And they'll only play if the can,, make the rules, pick the refs, mark the cards, load the dice, dope the horse and allowed infinite redos.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:21 PM (r1z5A)
Which is just how the right likes it. But vote harder! It'll mean something this time! Swearsies!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at November 02, 2021 02:10 PM
"Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:28 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Jewells could jazz them up for those who want some bling
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:28 PM (hV9ir)
So as not to bore y'all with too much more, my PSA numbers continue to drop, and the docs are very happy with the trend and my activity levels.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Great news.
Posted by: m
Seriously good news bd!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2021 02:28 PM (9yu8C)
You keep saying that, without providing support for your statement. WZ has something. What's your evidence?
Still waiting.
*looks at watch* Tik tok.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (ZsR3z)
Should I be keeping track of the fatalists whose opinion is that their opinion doesn't matter?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:24 PM (sVtYq)
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With little propeller beanies on top to help the National Man+Boy Lincoln Association identify the young boys?
[h/t Kyle Dunnigan's "Star Boat, ep. 3"]
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+z+6a)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:27 PM (/KPLX)
You might develop an interest if hats
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (QFVV9)
Finally called ambulance company to pay off debt.
Because I was willing to pay in full, they knocked $556 off the bill. Oh yeah, here have my credit card number.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (RiaUX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (Y5qcH)
There's a difference between bullying and always wanting to have a dick measuring contest.
Hemingway fit the latter.
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Good point.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (2graF)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 02, 2021 02:20 PM
Yep, you are correct: https://bit.ly/3GI31OZ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 02, 2021 02:25 PM (Do5/p)
Well isn't that convenient. You think that Stan guy is having fun yet?
Posted by: Church Lady at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)
GREAT NEWS !
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (0PUU9)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (U9E7u)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (QFVV9)
Half the men in the world are bald. My Dad was bald. I have hair, and it's not even gray, though the 'stash is white as snow.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: browndogs CJ-5...in Red at November 02, 2021 02:15 PM (BgMrQ)
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Wut???
I've been shopping AWD under that assumption.
Enlighten me, please.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (hje90)
For me, I started going bald in my twenties, but then it reversed itself, and my hair is back to normal now. Weird. I stopped wearing baseball and golf hats like I did back then. Maybe that's why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (Y5qcH)
https://tinyurl.com/3w5np669
Posted by: SMH
I think the Islam Professor just outed himself. He should probably stay away from gay bars.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (QFVV9)
Sue later. Win now.
Posted by: gm at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (vMzmy)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (otFiP)
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You don't fool us, Mary ... we know you and Dr. Jill love parading around together in those Daisy Duke shorts.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (+z+6a)
Posted by: micky at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'm glad they lowered the bill. IIRC 2 years ago we called an ambulance for KTY and it was more than $900
So Anna, how are you? How's the ticker?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (sX1BW)
You keep saying that, without providing support for your statement. WZ has something. What's your evidence?
Still waiting.
*looks at watch* Tik tok.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (bxaJ6)
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (2xGy+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (ueGNX)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (+Kpte)
*wheezes*
Stop, I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna pee...
Posted by: Merrick Garland at November 02, 2021 02:32 PM (ACi07)
But in all fairness, the women of Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center think everyone outside of New England is a rebel flag waving racist.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (B0mGw)
Yeah, I'm going to have to get a second ID. It'll be my Robbery ID.
Wonderland gets sillier by the day.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (aXxgO)
Finally called ambulance company to pay off debt.
Because I was willing to pay in full, they knocked $556 off the bill. Oh yeah, here have my credit card number.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 02:29 PM (RiaUX)
When I had my (ahem) heart condition, I took a cab. The driver knew exactly where the hospital's trauma center was located a made good speed to get there. I gave him a $20 tip.
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (o2MD2)
Speaking of which, did Madonna ever make good on her pole commitments?
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (2xGy+)
Thanks for sharing the good news. Thanks be to God!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (ueGNX)
Move on..things are screwed until an entity exists to punish the cheating. As of now, it does not.
Posted by: Orson at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (6SpTT)
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Larry has the worst toupee in VA.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (2graF)
Rona Romney does not approve.
Posted by: Capital Eff at November 02, 2021 02:01 PM (2xGy+)
Honestly. As much as I would like to think the outcome matters, I know better and do not give a single fuck. The dark side of me thinks another blatant steal would be the best possible outcome, with the GOPe intoning the faithful to "vote harder." There is no electoral solution, and our future is being determined at the southern border as millions of illegal aliens stream across and await their millions of dollars.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (nMx88)
Your concern is noted.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (0IeYL)
Days like this when I appreciate living in a free state.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (Y5qcH)
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I bet it felt good to rebel in the 60's. To stick it to the man. Revolution forever!
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (sX1BW)
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This is my 86-year old dad. He's still got a fantastic head of hair, but lord have mercy, his eyebrows have gone wild. Sasquatch couldn't do any better.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (sVtYq)
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How much do you tip them if you're bleeding?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (2graF)
Just once, I'd like to see some Republican go on a righteous expletive-filled rant over this illogical bullshit and call them out on this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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I'd like to see a GOP legislator introduce a bill to ban ID for purchasing booze and cigarettes and boarding a plane and checking into a hotel.
Posted by: Furious George at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (9vQJW)
Pretty sure that line was redirected to a pet store in Hawaii. Or coincidentally out of order for the day.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (YA914)
What pisses me off is that my eyebrows grow now. Faster than my hair. Gotta trim them twice as often as my hair.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:33 PM (o2MD2)
Yeah. He got the bushy Einstein head of hair, and I got the bushy Einstein eyebrows. And the typical hirsute Russian Jew chest hair. All the bad, none of the good. My head hair naturally looks like Hitler's, but blond.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
Well there is this 'Restaurant' in Crystal City, VA where she can....
Never mind. I know of no such place in Crystal City, VA.
(slinks out of thread.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (QFVV9)
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This is my 86-year old dad. He's still got a fantastic head of hair, but lord have mercy, his eyebrows have gone wild. Sasquatch couldn't do any better.
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Does he have gorilla hair coming out of his ears?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (2graF)
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What if its been over 4 hours and you are seeking medical help?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (fIp5S)
I've been shopping AWD under that assumption.
Enlighten me, please.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (hje90)
I *think* 4WD means all the tires are receiving equal power. AWD sends the power automatically to the tires that need it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (sVtYq)
My dad (bless his soul) had wild hair growing out his ears!
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (hV9ir)
I answered, "look where I work."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (RiaUX)
The GOPe Handbook say is is NEVER time to pushback ..... those 'hills'? ...they be illusions.
But if can't vote you may as well get your money's worth..... figuratively speaking.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:35 PM (2graF)
I don't have time to bleed.
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Church Lady at November 02, 2021 02:30 PM (ACi07)
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That Stan Guy could make a funny sitcom.
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (+z+6a)
@bdomenech
1h
I took it off after I got past that guy and voted without anyone else raising the issue. So it seems more like a government building guideline than a requirement.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (sVtYq)
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What if I grow the hair on the back of the head *really* long, braid it, and wrap my head with it like rope?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (2graF)
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I refuse to look! I don't want to know. Sorry, Dad.
I want your hash. My maiden name is hidden in there!
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (sVtYq)
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It's weird. When I look in the mirror I can still see a small patch in front, even though it's very very thin. But when I see a picture of myself, it's non-existent. I know I need to shave it like I do the rest of my head. I'll buzz cut it, but can't bring myself to shave it. I guess it's my sad version of a combover.
Posted by: Turn Two at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (yk3T/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (2graF)
That ain't funny. I pull that shit out every time I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (o2MD2)
The commonwealth may be going to shit, but I setup a new router and modem! Go Weasel!
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (0IeYL)
Yeah, well I'm gonna get fiber here.
... I mean, *I* didn't actually doing anything, I just paid for some dudes with a truck to pull the fiber to the house ... is this where I'm supposed to REEEE about toxic masculinity?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Roy at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (IddrS)
I've been shopping AWD under that assumption.
Enlighten me, please.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:31 PM (hje90)
It's not traditional 4 wheel drive all the time, like in the old days when you got out, locked up the hubs and threw it into 4hi / 4lo.
Now its computer controlled access to each wheel as your traction, or loss there of, dictates. It is not always "engaged".
Posted by: browndogs CJ-5...in Red at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)
Or a skullet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (fIp5S)
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Seems quite a bit faster too! The old one still had vacuum tubes.
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (0IeYL)
The GOPe Handbook say is is NEVER time to pushback ..... those 'hills'? ...they be illusions.
But if can't vote you may as well get your money's worth..... figuratively speaking.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (FCPbW)
Correction: Time for pushback is when one of our grift opportunities is taken away.
Posted by: GoPe at November 02, 2021 02:38 PM (F9322)
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 02:39 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (2graF)
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I refuse to look! I don't want to know. Sorry, Dad.
I want your hash. My maiden name is hidden in there!
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Your maiden name was Head?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:39 PM (2graF)
What if I grow the hair on the back of the head *really* long, braid it, and wrap my head with it like rope?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)
Like a Sikh who's damned serious about the turban... Put a jewel in the front.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:39 PM (/KPLX)
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Hmm, Joe Mannix with SJL's braid ropes. I'll say yes, because you're one of my favorite posters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:39 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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AWD is a variant of 4WD. In both cases, all four wheels are driven. AWD usually has a bias (front or read preference) but the differential will lock and distribute power equally when a slip is detected (symmetrical systems). Some AWD systems have a manual diff lock to force it into equal distribution.
Traditional 4WD systems are FWD or RWD unless you engage it (usually RWD), and then most will have a high and low transfer case. "Full Time 4WD" systems are always-on 4WD systems, sometimes with a driver-engagable low-range transfer case. Those systems are not AWD (no viscous coupling or power transfer based on slip), but are another form of 4WD.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:40 PM (DU+/6)
Republicans vote whether the weather is bad or not.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2021 02:40 PM (hje90)
Posted by: Weasel at November 02, 2021 02:40 PM (0IeYL)
Democrats can ignore any law, and republicans will be forced to obey laws that don't even exist.
I can guarantee you that regulations are being written right now to implement for mid terms that state that unvaccinated or unboostered people will not be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 02, 2021 02:40 PM (5kI0z)
Republicans vote whether the weather is bad or not.
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Dominion doesn't care about the weather at all.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 02, 2021 02:41 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:41 PM (RYc1G)
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Not your nic, your hash. Although I once knew a girl with the last name Head. Even as a kid, I thought that was stupid.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:41 PM (sVtYq)
Larry Sabato? The Sabato who campaigned for McAuliffe? Why it's incomprehensible that he would be a hack.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 02, 2021 02:41 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2021 02:39 PM (sVtYq)
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HAH! I'm flattered, but that sounds like code for "a really bad idea"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 02:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2021 01:47 PM (DU+/6)
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Honda Ridgeline?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2021 02:36 PM (/KPLX)
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A blond, Russian Jew? Finally, the Aryan whom the Fourth Reich has been waiting for!
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (+z+6a)
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Not your nic, your hash. Although I once knew a girl with the last name Head. Even as a kid, I thought that was stupid.
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So you want my puddin?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (2graF)
Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Puddin Head
My take is, head wants to grow hair. No or little hair on head, growth is diverted the nose, ear, eyebrow hair. It's conservation of energy. Science people!
Posted by: Some Rat at November 02, 2021 02:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 02, 2021 02:43 PM (5kI0z)
It's a proven fact that Republican women are the most hospitalized group the day after an election. Not nearly as bad as the Super Bowl but close.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 02, 2021 02:43 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (nMx8
^This
Checked out at Sam's yesterday. Two Mexican women with three children each, who were less than six years old, were in front of me. 3 X 300 X 2. $1,800 hefe.
Every fucking month.
CHUCK steak at grocery store is $8.49 a pound.
We ain't voting our way out of this and we can't endure 3 more years of this.
Posted by: Golfman at November 02, 2021 02:47 PM (jDodV)
Posted by: m at November 02, 2021 02:50 PM (RYc1G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)
Magnets?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 02, 2021 02:50 PM (KXkkH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 02, 2021 02:50 PM (+xGNi)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 02, 2021 02:53 PM (H/wdc)
There is no electoral solution, and our future is being determined at the southern border as millions of illegal aliens stream across and await their millions of dollars.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 02, 2021 02:34 PM (nMx8
^This
Checked out at Sam's yesterday (for work BTW). Two Mexican women, whose three children each were less than 6 years old. were in front of me. 3 X 300 X 2. $1,800 with the new monthly per child check, hefe. Every fucking month.
CHUCK steak at grocery store is $8.49 a pound.
We ain't voting our way out of this and we can't endure 3 more years of this.
Posted by: Golfman at November 02, 2021 02:56 PM (jDodV)
Posted by: JoshO at November 02, 2021 03:05 PM (Z9wz+)
Wear a mask and vote multiple times. No ID required, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2021 03:08 PM (+aiYj)
Posted by: A Total Retard at November 02, 2021 03:11 PM (4avHv)
Posted by: JoshO at November 02, 2021 03:16 PM (Z9wz+)
Posted by: SMFH at November 02, 2021 03:28 PM (u/7wY)
But we'll keep saying to because it never gets old, for some reason.
Posted by: Harlock at November 02, 2021 03:29 PM (CyYHl)
Posted by: Pascal at November 02, 2021 03:42 PM (CdZ4i)
Dems will keep doing this because there is no reason for them not to
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2021 04:07 PM (TbD2p)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 02, 2021 05:10 PM (wGqjj)
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