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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/1/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“With the pandemic waning, there is no justification for the Board mandate,” “It is like putting up the storm windows after the storm has passed.” Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva


Quote II

'Colin Kaepernick compares the NFL combine, which allows all players of all races a voluntary chance to become multi-millionaires, to slavery,' 'Anyone still defending this imbecile lacks a functional brain.' Outkick.com writer Clay Travis

Yesterday was another day without the NFL. And I did not miss it.


Quote III

“I would like black kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their blackness, but in order to do that, I don’t have to make white kids feel bad for being white. So somehow, this is a conversation that has gone in the wrong direction.” Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice


Quote IV

They think as long as they vote a certain way they will get checks in the mail. But this is an indication of how governments spends money that they don’t have, then they rely on this corrupt counterfeit machine at the federal reserve.Judge Joe Brown

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Pandering to the African-Americans of Virginia, Terry McAuliffe doesn't give a wit about education.


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I was suspended from Twitter when I asked Jake Tapper #LearnToCode. I was banned permanently when I asked Juan Williams if he was retarded. I still stand by that question.


Fox News analyst Juan Williams said that the phrase “parents’ rights” is code for white supremacy in a new op-ed for The Hill.


The right to voice opposition to race-based curriculum has become a defining issue of the 2021 Virginia gubernatorial race between Democrat Terry McAuliffe and Republican Glen Youngkin. In his latest op-ed, Williams argues that “parents’ rights” is a “rallying cry” that is “full of racial division.”


Critical race theory was addressed years ago by Jesus Christ's teaching of "Love thy neighbor as thyself" and Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech.


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The problem with 'Central Planning'? It only works in the heads of the vacuous.

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg appeared on the DC narrative shaping program hosted by swamp gatekeeper Chris Wallace. Within the interview Buttigieg was questioned about why West Coast port backups are worse now than before the White House announced their solution to operate ports 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Buttigieg proclaimed the ports are being impacted by the pandemic, and ships stuck in China are the reason why ships are sitting off the coast of California. Yeah, try to square that circular logic. LOL. The scale of incompetence, even in common sense politispeak, is off the charts. The illogical statements by this guy are legendary; however, he outdid himself today.

Eventually Pete weaves his way through fourteen nonsensical catch phrases to get to a point where he proclaims nothing in the supply chain will start being more efficient until everyone is vaccinated. And yes, it appears that he is so stuck in pretzel-speak, Buttigieg actually believes that.

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The Left wants to ban coal. Supply and demand say, 'Not so fast'.

Top U.S. coal miners are experiencing a massive surge in demand as power companies restart coal-fired power plants due to high natural gas prices to prevent electricity shortages ahead of the winter season.

According to Bloomberg, Arch Resources, the second-largest U.S. coal miner, has sold every lump of coal it will extract out of the ground for 2022. The company has sold next year's coal for 20% over the current spot. Peabody Energy Corp., the top U.S. coal miner, has sold 90% of all its coal from the Powder River Basin area for 2022.

Arch's CEO Paul Lang said the company's thermal coal output for 2022 is "fully committed." According to S&P Global Market Intelligence, Arch sold the coal for $16 per ton, well over last week's $13.25 spot price.


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The ONT moves into the Artsy-Fartsy world............


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There is no such thing as "Man made climate change."

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos' £48million Gulf Stream has led a 400-strong parade of private jets into COP25 including Prince Albert of Monaco, scores of royals and dozens of 'green' CEOs - as an extraordinary traffic jam forced empty planes to fly 30 miles to find space to park.

Some environmental activists at the COP26 climate conference will be urging others to cut down on air travel and eat less meat, but little has been said about the billionaires flying in on their own planes on routes already served by commercial airlines.

Meanwhile, as the super-rich were whisked away into waiting limos, hundreds of less fortunate delegates were left unable to get to Glasgow after brutal storms crippled rail links, forcing travellers to sleep on the floor of Euston station in London.


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During President Trump's presidency we constantly heard about him and his children's business pursuits. Hunter "Snort" Biden's biz? Not so much.

The latest round of art shows featuring paintings and other artwork by Hunter Biden are being funded by a radical far-left billionaire with a history of political activism, according to the Daily Caller.

An exhibition of Biden’s work took place on October 1st at the Milk Studios in Los Angeles; Milk Studios is owned by billionaire businessman Moishe Mana. Mana has repeatedly donated to the Democratic Party, and was also behind several vulgar art displays with political messages behind them, including an infamous nude sculpture of President Donald Trump.


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CNN Sucks!Wolf Blitzer had one job.


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I for one don't see how this could turn out badly. But then again, I would never subject myself to it.

The Race Is On to Develop a Vaccine Against Every Coronavirus
A “universal” shot would protect against every branch of Covid’s viral family tree—even future ones. But getting there won’t be easy.


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I wonder if you can Souse Vide this stuff?

Heinz has launched a Christmas Dinner canned soup, complete with turkey and all the trimmings – but the limited edition tin sold out within hours of launching on Monday.

The Christmas Dinner Big Soup contains “big chunks” of turkey, pigs in blankets, Brussels sprouts, stuffing balls and potatoes, with a gravy and cranberry sauce.

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I'm starting to think we should implement selective Sharia Law.

PROVO, Utah (ABC4) – A registered sex offender has been arrested for greeting young trick-or-treaters in the nude on Sunday.

Provo Police have identified the suspect as 48-year-old Steven Kelley Little from Provo. Little is a registered sex offender and is currently on probation for lewdness involving a child.

Police say the victims are three children under the age of 14 and five children over the age of 14. All of the children involved confirmed they were visually exposed to the suspect’s genitalia.


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Not all professional athletes are assholes. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Rafael Nadal Makes 97-Year-Old's Dream Come True By Playing A Round Of Tennis With Him

Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal made a 97-year-old fan's dream come true this weekend.


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If you have done nothing wrong, why resign immediately? My guess is that where there is smoke there is fire.

Barclays CEO Jes Staley is stepping down from the bank effective immediately amid a regulatory investigation into his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

Barclays said in a statement Monday that it was made aware of preliminary findings from the investigation, by UK financial regulators, on Friday evening.

The disgraced financier Epstein was arrested in July 2019 and charged with child sex trafficking. He was found dead in his jail cell a month later.

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Doesn't the Hollywood Florida police have anything better to do with their time?

A Florida woman was allegedly told by local police not to wear a planned Halloween costume or she would be deemed a protester, and fined or even sent to jail.

When Catherine Uden picked out her Halloween costume, which resembles a condo tower, she probably wasn’t expecting to hear from the police. Uden isn’t a fan of a plan of a local condo building project, and integrated a mocking take on it as part of her Halloween costume for Hollywood, Florida’s Hollyweird Halloween block party.

There’s no disputing that Uden has been a vocal and prominent critic of a local developer’s plan to build a 30-story condo on beachfront land. Currently, the land has a park and a community center. Since the land is publicly owned, a vote by city commissioners will be held later this year to decide on the matter.


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The ONT has covered In-N-Out's position about being the Kung Flu police. Yesterday CBD had an excellent thread about In-N-Out. In-N-Out which is based in California has been made an offer to move.

Refusing to ask patrons if they got the COVID-19 shots or to show a negative test in order to eat in, the popular California-based burger chain In-N-Out is taking a stand — and paying for it. But the company may have a new place to call home, if it takes up an offer from the state of Florida.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 1 Nov 1940
American soldier, singer, songwriter, and author Sgt Barry Sadler. He served in the Vietnam War from late December 1964 to late May 1965, most of his work has a military theme, and he is best known for his patriotic 'Ballad of the Green Berets a No.1 hit in 1966. On September 7, 1988, Sadler was shot in the head while sitting in a cab in Guatemala City. Witnesses said he accidentally shot himself, but his friends and family believed he was shot by a robber or an assassin. He remained in a coma for about six weeks. Emerging from the coma, Sadler was a quadriplegic and had suffered significant brain damage He died on 5th November 1989. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 1 Nov 1963
Rick Allen, drums, Def Leppard, (1987 UK No.6 single 'Animal', and 1987 world wide No.1 album Hysteria 1988 US No.1 single 'Love Bites'). Allen lost his left arm in an accident after crashing his Corvette Stingray on the A57 outside Sheffield in England in 1984. via thisdayinmusic.com


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If Train A leaves the station traveling 55 MPH and Train B leaves the station traveling 55 MPH when will they meet? Probably somewhere on The ONT.

Two trains were involved in a crash Sunday afternoon in Salisbury, England, officials said.

The Dorset & Wiltshire Fire Department described it on Twitter as a "major incident."

The department also confirmed that around 50 firefighters are responding to the incident.

No deaths have been reported.

"Officers are continuing to respond to the incident at Fisherton Tunnel. A number of people have been injured, but thankfully no one has died," British Transport Police tweeted. "Updates will continue to be shared here."


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We all want to have fun. Genius Award Winner.

They then showed up to Mikula's home to arrest him, as he continued to brag about the large sum of money he made while police read him his Miranda rights.

'Mr. Mikula advised his state of mind was that he is young, makes a lot of money, and has a fast car and he can do whatever he wants,' Trooper W. Kelly of the Florida Highway Patrol told WFLA.

'Mr. Mikula admitted that was a foolish way of thinking and not a good way to live.

'Mr. Mikula advised he wanted to do something fun for three seconds, and it cost him.'


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Comments

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1 Hey there, Mis Hum!

Perhaps another First??

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:00 PM (mZUr4)

2

Fyrstur!

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:00 PM (vXqD8)

3 Nice cabin pic MisHum - thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)

4 Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Cornholio at November 01, 2021 09:01 PM (BB7pQ)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 01, 2021 09:01 PM (0LPgT)

6 Love the cabin.

Posted by: Infidel at November 01, 2021 09:01 PM (QC3yT)

7 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 01, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)

8 Well crao.
I'd of been first but the link button froze.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:02 PM (axyOa)

9

*attempts ritual seppuku with his keyboard...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:02 PM (vXqD8)

10 How did you find my cabin?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

11 Boom! Nailed it. What a day...

McRib returned today!

Son of Doof's volleyball team won their 1st round playoff game. 1st playoff win in school history!!

First on the ONT!!!

My healthy pour of Weller Special Reserve is extra special tonight!!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (mZUr4)

12 It's gotta be a lag in the interwebs I tell ya!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (r1z5A)

13 Wow! It's an ONT!

Who could have predicted this???

Posted by: mindful webworker with leftover Hallowe'en candy at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (LgI79)

14 Parent's rights are code for white supremacy
State's rights are code for white supremacy
Gun rights are code for white supremacy

Blah, blah, blah

Posted by: 29Victor at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (BJKQV)

15 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 01, 2021 09:04 PM (bz6Us)

16 I should have scared the Horde all over here with my nooding!

Posted by: Fat Jon Tester, Senator from Montana at November 01, 2021 09:04 PM (xxG/v)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:04 PM (arJlL)

18 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Thanks MisHum!

Alex Villanueva is the last remaining sane public official in all of California...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Home again!

Posted by: Jed at November 01, 2021 09:05 PM (7bRMQ)

20 I would like black kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their blackness


and I would like Italian kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their oliveness.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:05 PM (pgzfR)

21 20th

Posted by: RTW at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (GJnvT)

22 Hard tp power all those cars with unicorn farts- which may be the point. Manufacturing scarcity.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (csEWM)

23 Read the content...

rookie mistake....

But it was such glorious content!

Thank you MisHum!

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (DN0pc)

24 Sorry Condi, the conversation is going exactly as the evildoers plan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (7bRMQ)

25 What a girthy ONT!
That Ace dental plan must be fantastic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

26 Scoring an ONT first over Zettai is as challenging as scoring an Art Thread first over Sponge

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)

27 A Leftist has the Sads:

it will be really something if the republicans win in 2022 and 2024 despite letting a whole lot of their voters die of covid

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/
status/1455303211410022403

He might try comparing Covid deaths in New York and Florida some time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)

28 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (vuisn)

29 "I would like black kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their blackness, but in order to do that, I don't have to make white kids feel bad for being white. So somehow, this is a conversation that has gone in the wrong direction." Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

-
Must be a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (d9FiS)

30 My cowboy outfit with a Let's Go Brandin' sign around my neck was a big Halloween hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (VxC1e)

31 25 What a girthy ONT!
That Ace dental plan must be fantastic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

I wasn't happy at the dentist's office this morning. But, I got over it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)

32 Parent's rights are code for white supremacy
State's rights are code for white supremacy
Gun rights are code for white supremacy

Blah, blah, blah
Posted by: 29Victor at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (BJKQV)


"My body my choice!" is white supremacy...
Oh wait

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

33 Hello! Love the cabin. Wish I was there with a good book and a stiff drink.

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Nyumu)

34 Cherish the cabin.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (vuisn)

35 I asked Juan Williams if he was retarded.

duh

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (pgzfR)

36 Mr. Humanitarian has been awarded the coveted CoB dental plan by ace!

All hail Mr. Humanitarian!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (a3Q+t)

37 26 Scoring an ONT first over Zettai is as challenging as scoring an Art Thread first over Sponge
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (mZUr4)

Zettai looks to have been trying to decide between First, Firestarter, and Fyre Island! and ended up with a mish-mash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (csEWM)

38 35 I asked Juan Williams if he was retarded.

duh
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:08 PM (pgzfR)


I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)

39 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)

40 From a classmate from HS:
A pic of him in his turnout gear and his text:

'Indignant to the end. As of 0900 today, I'm done."

(From his mother)
"This is my Son...
This is what mandatory vaccination looks like. A 20 yr veteran of FDNY, who risked his life, many many times to protect the citizens of New York.. a man who is standing for his principals of body autonomy, but respects those who do decide to vaccinate. I am Sickened by what has happened but so proud of him and the difficult choice he has made. We CANNOT continue to permit the overreach of government in this Country. If we do, all that America stands for, is lost. I love you Pete. The best is yet to come."

She is a tough as nails, so is her boy. All will be well.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mD/uy)

41 Julian Sas HOWLIN' WIND - Tune starts and sounds much like "Almost Cut My Hair." Without the rear view mirror police car paranoia.

Posted by: mindful webworker -- almost brushed my teeth at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (LgI79)

42 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Your cabin has got to have a nice little porch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (EZebt)

43 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely photo up top. Thanks for leaving the light on for the Horde.

Julian Sas is fantastic!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in The Great Pumpkin at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (rwusL)

44 If you ask a retarded person whether he's retarded in the forest, does your question make a sound?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (VxC1e)

45 Blah, blah, blah
Posted by: 29Victor


No more "blah, blah, blah!"

Posted by: Greta, being pimped by adults at November 01, 2021 09:10 PM (r1z5A)

46 Good evening y'all!

Got a text from my girlfriend in TX. She is a manager at Hobby Lobby in Dallas. She got called to a complaint by an offended customer. In the unpainted letter area, someone had spelled out Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 09:10 PM (/UQ/R)

47 and I would like Italian kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their oliveness.

Posted by: Braenyard

Oh, believe me, we do.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:10 PM (mD/uy)

48
Hey, Condi, thanks for your work to make the present situation possible.

NeverTrumpers = Franz von Papen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2021 09:10 PM (/U27+)

49 Evening, y'all. I run hot to lukewarm to cold on Condi Rice, but she's spot on about CRT.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2021 09:10 PM (F0YaR)

50 In the unpainted letter area, someone had spelled out Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: westminsterbooshow

Nice!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)

51 companies restart coal-fired power plants due to high natural gas prices to prevent electricity shortages ahead of the winter season

Did you hear that Gregg?
Have you read it?
Have you learned it, Governor Windmill?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:11 PM (pgzfR)

52 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)

53 That song by Julian Sas -- yummy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (F0YaR)

54 Yay, ONT!

Now to go pay bills.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (SchxB)

55 I live in the Midwest and I'm amazed how many people are still wearing face diapers. We've had no masking requirements for 8 months or so and there are currently zero businesses even pretending to prefer them for the customers.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (IRJgV)

56 Ajax got to the vet yesterday due to what I think are some teeth issues. The vet could not get a great look at his mouth (Ajax was not having any of it.) Sent home with antibiotics, anti-inflammatory and sedatives for the next visit for a dental exam.

Greenies Pill pockets: $10
Luvsome equivalent: $6
Vienna Sausages: $0.69 a can

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (csEWM)

57 I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM


Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

58 Secretary Rice nails it.
What shes talking about is being Americans in a civil society, and not the tear apart division of marxism.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (axyOa)

59 Were there any steaks injured in the Salisbury accident?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (7bRMQ)

60 Condoleezza Rice is not only classy, but correct. No need to tear down one group of kids to "empower" another group of kids.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in The Great Pumpkin at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (rwusL)

61 Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

--------

Pedants.

Sheeesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (VxC1e)

62 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


Done

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (r1z5A)

63 Meanwhile, as the super-rich were whisked away into waiting limos, hundreds of less fortunate delegates were left unable to get to Glasgow after brutal storms crippled rail links, forcing travellers to sleep on the floor of Euston station in London.

So...we are flying people all over the world, to congregate together in large open rooms when they could just teleconference instead.

Well, I guess Coronavirus is over then right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (ESjRY)

64
Blah, blah, blah
Posted by: 29Victor

__________

Adult voice in Peanuts special. Wah, wah, wah-de-wah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (/U27+)

65 14 Parent's rights are code for white supremacy
State's rights are code for white supremacy
Gun rights are code for white supremacy

Blah, blah, blah
Posted by: 29Victor at November 01, 2021 09:03 PM (BJKQV)


Anything liberals don't like is code for white supremacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)

66 Within the interview Buttigieg was questioned about why West Coast port backups are worse now than before the White House announced their solution to operate ports 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Mayor Bootygig should read "I'm A Twenty Year Truck Driver, I Will Tell You Why America's 'Shipping Crisis' Will Not End" - linked by Braenyard.
https://bit.ly/why-it-wont-end

Posted by: mindful webworker -- keeps on truckin' anyway at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (LgI79)

67 Well nobody wants something pumpkin-flavored because pumpkins are bland. They want it flavored like the spice you use to flavor bland pumpkins.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (RlhGd)

68 Done, halfrican.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (bz6Us)

69 Thanks, MisHum.

ONT is my Happy Place.

Posted by: Miklos, smiling unless drinking at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

70 Watching Pompeii.

Pyroclastic flow FTW.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (VxC1e)

71 Williams argues that "parent's rights" is a "rallying cry" that is "full of racial division."

Williams' position seems to be that 'parents who love their children' is white supremacy. I feel sorry for his kids (assuming he has any).

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (kOpft)

72 I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM

Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)



Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here!
https://youtu.be/dDwXHTcodNg

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (mZUr4)

73 >>> So...we are flying people all over the world, to congregate together in large open rooms when they could just teleconference instead.

Well, I guess Coronavirus is over then right?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (ESjRY)


covid was always for the plebes.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (RlhGd)

74 A Leftist has the Sads:

it will be really something if the republicans win in 2022 and 2024 despite letting a whole lot of their voters die of covid

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/
status/1455303211410022403

He might try comparing Covid deaths in New York and Florida some time.


He's basically saying that if the repubs win they cheated. I'd guess the basis for that is once they die, repubs automatically start voting dem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (SchxB)

75 and I would like Italian kids to be completely empowered, to know that they are beautiful in their oliveness.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:05 PM


Having oliveness must be the pits.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)

76 30 My cowboy outfit with a Let's Go Brandin' sign around my neck was a big Halloween hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:07 PM (VxC1e)


You have my vote for thread winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

77 I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM

Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

gerund

Posted by: Miklos, the Grammar Democratic Socialist at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

78 I could hole up in that cabin up top.
Thanks MH, for another great ONT

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (7IHuq)

79 I like pumpkin. Not fake pumpkin flavor.

I used to go to a Thai place in Astoria that made this incredible pumpkin pudding.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (EZebt)

80 /off spooky sock

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (rwusL)

81 I wasn't happy at the dentist's office this morning. But, I got over it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Apparently, NGU isn't yer Dentist !

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (arJlL)

82 57 I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM

Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Hmmm. It could, it has been so long since I went to school.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

83 Well, I guess Coronavirus is over then right?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (ESjRY)


Not for YOU comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:17 PM (hOUT3)

84 Having oliveness must be the pits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2021 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)


Olive your humor! Oil be smiling all night!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

85 77 I might have used an adjective right before the word retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM

Technically, wouldn't that be an adverb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

gerund
Posted by: Miklos, the Grammar Democratic Socialist at November 01, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)


I hope we'll have noun more of this talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

86 Done, halfrican.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (bz6Us)

Ditto

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (axyOa)

87 Got a text from my girlfriend in TX. She is a manager at Hobby Lobby in Dallas. She got called to a complaint by an offended customer. In the unpainted letter area, someone had spelled out Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: westminsterbooshow

Too funny!

Posted by: Infidel at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (QC3yT)

88 Oh Juan Williams. If parents' rights is rallying cry for racial division and code for white supremacy, does that mean that black parents don't care about their kids education?

Because that's what I hear you saying, Juan.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (3TihK)

89 Hmmm. It could, it has been so long since I went to school.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

U speled skool rong

Posted by: Aspring rapper and life around-turner Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

90 Gerundheit!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (mNhhD)

91 You got it thathalfrican

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)

92 U speled skool rong
Posted by: Aspring rapper and life around-turner Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

--------

Cher!

Welcome!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (VxC1e)

93 stuffing balls???

Posted by: mindful webworker -- will not be having Thanksgiving in a can at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (LgI79)

94 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)

Maybe you should try to be on the jury, so they don't get Mary Clogginstein instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 09:20 PM (P3gRi)

95 Watching Pompeii.

Pyroclastic flow FTW.


Give me the sound of rolling dice
Give me a mulsum, don't think twice
Pyroclastic flow, will blow my blues away
Take me away to Pompeii

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:20 PM (SchxB)

96 Why is the left getting so made about people supporting a race car driver?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)

97 Enough of this pun-ishment.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 01, 2021 09:20 PM (vuisn)

98 Olive your humor! Oil be smiling all night!
Posted by: Doof

"When oilish eyes are smilin'..."

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

99 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof


Tell them you can't enter the courthouse cause you won't wear a mask.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:21 PM (r1z5A)

100 I wonder if you can Souse Vide this stuff?


Isn't commercial canning essentially just a Sous Vide technique?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 09:21 PM (L3SZH)

101 Mayor Bootygig should read "I'm A Twenty Year Truck Driver, I Will Tell You Why America's 'Shipping Crisis' Will Not End" - linked by Braenyard.
https://bit.ly/why-it-wont-end
Posted by: mindful webworker -- keeps on truckin' anyway at November 01, 2021 09:14 PM (LgI79)


Unless this truck driver has his pronouns in ordnung, and has a political science degree or occupies an elected office, what could he possibly know about cause and effect in the supply chain?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

102 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Okay

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:22 PM (arJlL)

103 Olive your humor! Oil be smiling all night!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

You'd be pressed not to!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 09:22 PM (7bRMQ)

104 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Thinks that will make you more likely to be picked:

Groomed
Dressed nicely
No tats

But...as mentioned, I'd suggest you try to get on the jury. Presuming I don't get sent to the happy fun camps soon I plan on seeing a lot of people get a nice innocent verdict in the future. NO INTENT! NO REASONABLE PROSECUTOR!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (ESjRY)

105 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (qAR6u)

106 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)
* * * *

Prayers up for the whole family and the medical team providing the care.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (rwusL)

107 Good evening horde...I get finally escape the peoples rep of CA tomorrow....finally.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (Kab4E)

108 I call Gavin Newsom dumb a lot.

But Juan Williams is very very dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (EZebt)

109 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4),


Jury parking near the courthouse is in one of the shittiest parts of town. I told them i was over 29 and unvaccinated, which at the time, was true.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

110 94 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)


Ask if this is a "death qualified" jury trial because you have always wanted to be on one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

111 52 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)


Prayers up. I've known people who contracted pneumonia. It can be bad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (+lVUW)

112 >>> 52 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)

Of course.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2021 09:24 PM (ACi07)

113 39 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)


Courts can and will charge you with contempt of court if you do anything outlandish. But it's real easy during voir dire to make yourself unacceptable to one side or the other.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2021 09:24 PM (F0YaR)

114 In-N-Out which is based in California has been made an offer to move.

DeSantis for the win

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:24 PM (pgzfR)

115 "If they arrested him, I'd have to assume he's guilty. "

Deliver it with a tone of insistent ignorance. Channel your Inner Karen.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 01, 2021 09:24 PM (8AONa)

116 104 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

----------

Civil or criminal?

I can help.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:24 PM (VxC1e)

117 Why is the left getting so made about people supporting a race car driver?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:20 PM (r1z5A)


Just another layer of The Left Can't Meme. Not only can't they meme well, they HATE when our side does. They HATE when they're on the receiving end of Alinsky's rules -- this one being RIDICULE. And above all, they HATE anything that makes anyone else smile.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)

118 54 Yay, ONT!

Now to go pay bills.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (SchxB)


Today was my bill paying day also. On the first of the month my pension magically appears in my bank account.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (+lVUW)

119 So...we are flying people all over the world, to congregate together in large open rooms when they could just teleconference instead.

Well, I guess Coronavirus is over then right?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:13 PM (ESjRY)

I call that a target rich environment.

Posted by: Sabe local union #542 at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (d8xPm)

120 52 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)

Damn. GF's aunt got pneumonia after getting covid and it killed her. Her mom and brother also got both and survived (same spreader event).

Prayers to them.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (Kab4E)

121 A prayer for complete and immediate healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)

122 @11

>>McRib returned today!

And was sold out within 35 minutes.

I think I've had the McRib twice in my life, not from not wanting it but from not being able to obtain it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (egiNF)

123 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

124 described it on Twitter as a "major incident."

-
Speaking of major incidents, that Boise mall mass shooting a few days ago died faster than Baghdad Barbie can lie. I figured the shooter must be some protected class but he's not. An ex-con cracker that allegedly made racist statements and he killed a transgender security guard.

https://heavy.com/news/jacob-bergquist/

I guess maybe Boise is just not cool and doesn't count.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (d9FiS)

125 That guy Quoline Kaspernike wishes he was 1/100 as good as Trevor Lawrence was in the 9th grade.

Posted by: Eromero at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (0OP+5)

126 Crap.

Off Sasquatch union local

Posted by: Beartooth at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (d8xPm)

127 Good evening horde...I get finally escape the peoples rep of CA tomorrow....finally.
Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (Kab4E)


Congratulations! I'm jealous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (h02fy)

128 Ask if this is a "death qualified" jury trial because you have always wanted to be on one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Indeed.

Ask loudly "They still got the death penalty? If they don't, I'm votin' that way anyhow!"

Posted by: Hanging Juror Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

129 Just jumping in here, haven't read content or comments, Jewells, I hope that your finger is ok, I also hope that your KC Chiefs win tonight, because I have them in my knockout pool. I could happily live all by myself in the cabin featured above. Joe Biden is an asshole! Carry on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 09:27 PM (a4EWo)

130 My wife and I went for a walk today. We go on a path passing through deep woods, and a bridge over a small creek. There's nobody else around. As we walked over the bridge, I glanced at the handrail, and discovered that someone had painted "Let's Go Brandon" in very neat cursive, almost calligraphic lettering. This is in the heart of deep blue Fairfax Co.

Calling it now. McAuliffe is done.

Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:27 PM (ZsR3z)

131 Thanks everyone. I mean it.

This group has helped keep me from going insane.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:27 PM (YglAn)

132 www.volcanodiscovery.com/erupting_volcanoes.html

Posted by: SFHippy at November 01, 2021 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

133 But Juan Williams is very very dumb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (EZebt)


You need more "very"s in that post

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

134 Ask loudly "They still got the death penalty? If they don't, I'm votin' that way anyhow!"
Posted by: Hanging Juror Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

---------

Son, this is a breach of contract case.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (VxC1e)

135 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty?


Go serve your jury duty.

Part of the reason our government and court systems fail is that good men and women of character fail to participate in its administration.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (L3SZH)

136

A gerund is noun formed from a verb...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (jh+8d)

137 Michael P Senger
at_MichaelPSenger

Dr. Cameron Kyle-Sidell acted as an early whistleblower in a widely-shared video. The WHO and China's early ventilator guidance had killed thousands of innocent patients. A study later showed a 97.2% mortality rate among those over age 65 who received mechanical ventilation. 115/

2:44 PM · Nov 1, 2021 - https://bit.ly/31oggnW

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Do5/p)

138 Go serve your jury duty.

Part of the reason our government and court systems fail is that good men and women of character fail to participate in its administration.


Also, wear pants.

Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)

139 I can help.
Posted by: Cicero

Fi-fie-fo-fum

I smell the scent of a lawyerman.

Posted by: Gentle Giant Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

140 {{{{Infidel}}}}

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 09:29 PM (/UQ/R)

141 I've notice the left is very, very sure that for events they control entrance to that no one will get COVID. And as far as I can tell the only thing they do is check temperatures.

Is...that really it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:29 PM (ESjRY)

142 I guess maybe Boise is just not cool and doesn't count.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (d9FiS)

===
*scratches B o i s e onto pad with pencil*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2021 09:30 PM (EZebt)

143 A gerund is noun formed from a verb...
Posted by: Zettai

fucking right

Posted by: gently out-pointed by Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

144 I've notice the left is very, very sure that for events they control entrance to that no one will get COVID. And as far as I can tell the only thing they do is check temperatures.

Is...that really it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:29 PM (ESjRY)


Hubs & son never had a fever, so that ain't gonna do shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (h02fy)

145 Condi Rice is everything the Left claims they want to happen. So they hate her for exposing their lies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (hsyFJ)

146 Speaking of major incidents, that Boise mall mass shooting a few days ago died faster than Baghdad Barbie can lie. I figured the shooter must be some protected class but he's not. An ex-con cracker that allegedly made racist statements and he killed a transgender security guard.

https://heavy.com/news/jacob-bergquist/

I guess maybe Boise is just not cool and doesn't count.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (d9FiS)

That is really odd. On the other hand, maybe they do not want to add pushing for gun control to the current scrum. They do not care about these stories other than to push that narrative.

Still, hope the families of the victims find peace and the perpetrator faces Justice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (csEWM)

147 I've come upon two pre-dawn accidents between Corvettes and Pickup trucks.

Both times investigators were walking the scene with large bags, one bag for stray vehicle parts the other for body parts.

Both times the pickup drivers were walking around holding their heads where they had hit the windshield.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (pgzfR)

148 That's not an oral thermometer, is it?

Posted by: Radar O at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (7bRMQ)

149 I hope we'll have noun more of this talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

Too much verbiage

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (WF/xn)

150 Not sure if it's criminal or civil. Last time I served it was criminal.

The reason I don't want to go is related to my comment at #11. Son of Doof has a volleyball playoff game that evening. Down in Baltimore, about a 40 minute drive. If I'm in jury duty I will probably have to miss it. They are playing the top team in the conference and will likely lose badly. He is a Senior, and this will likely be his last ever game of organized sports. He played baseball for 11 years and now volleyball for 4. I was his baseball coach for many years. We are VERY close. The thought of missing his last ever game is heartbreaking

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (mZUr4)

151 138 Go serve your jury duty.

Part of the reason our government and court systems fail is that good men and women of character fail to participate in its administration.

Also, wear pants.
Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)

---------

And alcohol. Bring a flask for the recesses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (VxC1e)

152 Prayers sent thalfrican. I had bacterial pneumonia once upon a time and it is truly nasty and comes on suddenly.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (9hXN1)

153 I guess maybe Boise is just not cool and doesn't count.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM


Heh. Like any of the media's east coast elites want to go to Boise.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

154 Calling it now. McAuliffe is done.

Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:27 PM (ZsR3z)

From your lips to god's ears.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (VwHCD)

155 93 stuffing balls???
Posted by: mindful webworker -- will not be having Thanksgiving in a can at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (LgI79)


Yeah, that sounds like something obscene.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)

156 143 A gerund is noun formed from a verb...
Posted by: Zettai

fucking right
Posted by: gently out-pointed by Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (aA3+G)

157 Son, this is a breach of contract case.
Posted by: Cicero

Contract his damn windpipe then

Posted by: Kindly but eccentric Ol' Man Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

158 fucking right

Posted by: gently out-pointed by Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:30 PM



That's a participle - an adjective formed from a verb...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (+HlDw)

159 150 Doof, sometimes and in some places, they will let you substitute in a later jury pool. You can always ask.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (9hXN1)

160 The thought of missing his last ever game is heartbreaking
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (mZUr4)


Can you request a delay? Most places I've lived and gotten called for jury duty allowed you to request a different date.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (h02fy)

161 Too much verbiage
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (WF/xn)


You mean someone adverbiaged?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

162 141 I've notice the left is very, very sure that for events they control entrance to that no one will get COVID. And as far as I can tell the only thing they do is check temperatures.

Is...that really it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:29 PM
Is that really it? Hell they'd check temps anally if they thought they'd get away with it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (0OP+5)

163 stuffing balls???
Posted by: mindful webworker -- will not be having Thanksgiving in a can at November 01, 2021 09:19 PM (LgI79)

Yeah, that sounds like something obscene.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)

I guess it could be depending on where you're stuffing them. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2021 09:34 PM (VwHCD)

164 Speaking of major incidents, that Boise mall mass shooting a few days ago died faster than Baghdad Barbie can lie. I figured the shooter must be some protected class but he's not. An ex-con cracker that allegedly made racist statements and he killed a transgender security guard.

https://heavy.com/news/jacob-bergquist/

I guess maybe Boise is just not cool and doesn't count.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (d9FiS)

I actually saw two vettes today: one was a brand new one (I am not a huge fan of the new look) and another from the 70's- I LIKE the C3 body style.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:34 PM (csEWM)

165 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it.

They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)


Prayers sent. How old is he?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:34 PM (h02fy)

166 11

>>McRib returned today!

And was sold out within 35 minutes.

I think I've had the McRib twice in my life, not from not wanting it but from not being able to obtain it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:25 PM (egiNF)

Never a problem getting them here in central / northeast MD. Want me to mail you one?? Probably enough preservatives to be good for a month!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:34 PM (mZUr4)

167 stuffing balls???
Posted by: mindful webworker

Yeah, that sounds like something obscene.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I'm pretty sure that is in the 'advanced' realm of hide the sausage.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:34 PM (mD/uy)

168 Is that really it? Hell they'd check temps anally if they thought they'd get away with it.

You....you mean they aren't supposed to do that?

Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (ZsR3z)

169 I have happened upon the perfect description of Satan in a book I am reading about the Virgin Mary by Mark Shea:

"With great cunning, the fallen angel, possessing intellectual powers far surpassing anything human, engineers the murder of the Son of God, only to be overwhelmingly defeated by his own schemes like a cosmic Wile E. Coyote."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (pTHOC)

170 That guy Quoline Kaspernike wishes he was 1/100 as good as Trevor Lawrence was in the 9th grade.
Posted by: Eromero at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (0OP+

AL Bundy would crush him

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (WF/xn)

171 Hmmm, copy and paste fail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (csEWM)

172 And alcohol. Bring a flask for the recesses.
Posted by: Cicero

The Recessional is when people cry.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking of his third marriage at the courthouse at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

173 That cabin looks like a good place to ride out the post-Brandon era, when we won't have to worry about the cost of electricity because there won't be any.

And on that cheery note, evening, 'rons, 'ettes, and Mis Hum, purveyor of fine ONTs

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (Agr8U)

174 Juan Williams was born in Panama, family moved to Pleasentville NJ then lived in Brooklyn NY then landed in Poughkeepsie NY where he attended a fancy prep school then graduated from Harverford College with it's half a billion dollar endowment.

The MotherF****r is a silver spoon sporting, overly educated dipshit who more than likely never actually experienced any legit racism in his life.

His son is a conservative though, it's a shame he apparently hasn't beaten some sense into idiot father.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (egiNF)

175 That's a participle - an adjective formed from a verb...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:33 PM (+HlDw)

If the participle is dangling, Bob Dole can help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (P3gRi)

176 That's not an oral thermometer, is it?
Posted by: Radar O at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (7bRMQ)


Where is this conference?

Posted by: Pete Buttboygig at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

177 Yeah, that sounds like something obscene.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)

What's wrong with faggots in gravy?

Posted by: The British at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (7bRMQ)

178 Proper quote:
147 I've come upon two pre-dawn accidents between Corvettes and Pickup trucks.

Both times investigators were walking the scene with large bags, one bag for stray vehicle parts the other for body parts.

Both times the pickup drivers were walking around holding their heads where they had hit the windshield.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 09:31 PM (pgzfR)

I actually saw two vettes today: one was a brand new one (I am not a huge fan of the new look) and another from the 70's- I LIKE the C3 body style.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (csEWM)

179 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (egiNF)

He prolly is tbh. But it pays to be a race hustler.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (YglAn)

180 A gerund is noun formed from a verb...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:28 PM (jh+8d)

I'd like to gerund the heck out of a couple of kbdabear's poetry in motion lasses.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

181 Doof, sometimes and in some places, they will let you substitute in a later jury pool. You can always ask.
Posted by: whig

Can you request a delay? Most places I've lived and gotten called for jury duty allowed you to request a different date.
Posted by: Jordan61


Great Horde mind idea!! Thanks!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (mZUr4)

182 Doof, assuming you don't want to be on the jury in order to render a jury nullification (in the right case, of course), then you have two options.

In a criminal case, let them know a proper verdict in your eyes would be anything up to and including the death penalty.

In a civil case, when asked if you could award a lot (and I mean a LOT) of $$ damages to a plaintiff, say you are against big jury awards because it always hurts corporations.

Good luck!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (rwusL)

183 What's wrong with faggots in gravy?
Posted by: The British at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (7bRMQ)

Have you ever tried to light a soggy cigarette?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (csEWM)

184 That's a participle - an adjective formed from a verb...
Posted by: Zettai

Somebody, I say somebody should explain to this boy about fucking.

Posted by: Sen. Foghorn Miklos-Claghorn at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

185 I had a pet gerund once until the cat got in the cage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

186 Jordan61 said it clearer and better than I did.

Most jurisdictions will approve reasonable requests for delays if you explain why.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (9hXN1)

187 Doof, request a delay as Jordan suggested, nobody summons a jury on December 24th or July 3rd. Here in Mass. a 26 year old still got picked for a grand jury while wearing a Trump build the wall tshirt. thathalfrican, prayers up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (a4EWo)

188 Isn't it obvious by this point? If you aren't a corporate fascisr, you are a white supremacist. Even if you are a black or Hispanic person. Or if you are white and married to a minority.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (F1g9Y)

189 The funniest and most lame brain excuse I have heard from being selected for jury duty?

Woman wanted to be excused so she could join her krewe on making their Mardi Gras float.

Judge said, "No."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (hsyFJ)

190 Heinz has launched a Christmas Dinner canned soup, complete with turkey and all the trimmings -- but the limited edition tin sold out within hours of launching on Monday.

Omega Mart already has this under control. $5.99 for 364 Oz


https://youtu.be/XbIIZmsQG4c

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (KbLYZ)

191 Is that really it? Hell they'd check temps anally if they thought they'd get away with it.

You....you mean they aren't supposed to do that?
Posted by: pep at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (ZsR3z)

"I'm picking out a thermos for you.... And a rear-end thermometer too!"

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)

192 I had a pet gerund once until the cat got in the cage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM



I had a pet gerbil once too!

Posted by: Dick Gere at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (+HlDw)

193 Hmmm, copy and paste fail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM (csEWM)

You ain't the only one.

Posted by: Radar O at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (7bRMQ)

194

Or a pet gerund...

I forget now...

Posted by: Dick Gere at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (+HlDw)

195 Woman wanted to be excused so she could join her krewe on making their Mardi Gras float.

Judge said, "No."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (hsyFJ)

-------

Own goal error. Sheesh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

196 Not sure how your jury duty works there.

In Tennessee, there is a day where the entire jury pool comes for orientation, the grand jury is selected and you are given pool assignments and then leave.

Then later, if your pool is called for selection, you show up and they select jurors.

Neither of those meetings tend to take very long. Of course, other states may not meet at 8 am like we do, or follow this process.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 09:40 PM (L3SZH)

197 189 Anna, That judge must not have been holding court in New Orleans then.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 09:40 PM (9hXN1)

198 The Boise shooter has a picture of himself petting a wild squirrel.

That's...interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:40 PM (ESjRY)

199 rights are code for white supremacy

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 01, 2021 09:41 PM (nsnF6)

200 Good luck!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (rwusL)

Thanks, LS!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:41 PM (mZUr4)

201 If you're not part of the panel, you're part of the venire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)

202 Nope not New Orleans. Just close by

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:41 PM (hsyFJ)

203 Where is this conference?

Posted by: Pete Buttboygig at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

Right this way....

Posted by: Swabbie at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (7bRMQ)

204 Woman wanted to be excused so she could join her krewe on making their Mardi Gras float.

Judge said, "No."
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Grandma got run over by a King float, staggering from Rampart to Canal..."

Posted by: Heartwarming Mardi Gras sagas by Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

205 Doof, might not hurt to be seen reading anything from the Fully Informed Jury Association.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (SchxB)

206 Where is this conference?

Posted by: Pete Buttboygig at November 01, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)


Men's room stall

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (aA3+G)

207 @179

>>But it pays to be a race hustler.

True, but people like him are the reason why race relations are so fraught.

One of the most disappointing things about Barack Obama was even though I didn't vote for him and I knew he was a marxist, I had hoped his election would become a dividing line away from the racial animus of the past and birth a new era of reconciliation and healing.

But sadly...

No.

That's not what happened.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (egiNF)

208 How many cars outside the 70's were brown? Not wood paneled- brown paint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (csEWM)

209 If you're not part of the panel, you're part of the venire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


You people. I have to have a dictionary tab open while I'm on the ONT...

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)

210 DDS
I got called for jury duty last year from 12/22 to 1/5.
The courts were closed, the judges were off for the holiday and the person who sent the notices allegedly, got an ass chewing.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (7IHuq)

211 The new corvette looks Italian.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (ybIRR)

212 With the pandemic waning, there is no justification for the Board mandate, It is like putting up the storm windows after the storm has passed.
-Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva

**

If you haven't, erryone needs to go read the comments at that first link at the top.

Holy cow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sSzZe)

213 The new corvette looks Italian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (ybIRR)

It's a mid engine

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (WF/xn)

214 Doof, might not hurt to be seen reading anything from the Fully Informed Jury Association.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (SchxB)

Or maybe I can just quote My Cousin Vinny nonstop??

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:44 PM (mZUr4)

215 You people. I have to have a dictionary tab open while I'm on the ONT...
Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)

---------

Trial lawyer humor. It sucks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:44 PM (VxC1e)

216 rights are code for white supremacy
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 01, 2021 09:41 PM (nsnF6)


After all, the very Constitution was written by old, now-dead, white men, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:44 PM (hOUT3)

217 52 Hey Horde. Could use some prayers for my sisters BF. Dude is in the hospital, really fucked up with pneumonia and docs are puzzled as to how he contracted it. They have a daughter together so any prayers for their family would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)


Prayers for healing and comfort, and wisdom for the doctors

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 01, 2021 09:44 PM (Agr8U)

218 Oh no!!!!

Just learned that the pandemic and dumbshit California politics killed a local hot sauce company that made a sauce I loved.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

219 211 The new corvette looks Italian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (ybIRR)

Not what I think of when I think of Italian cars or women.

They look nordic- all hard edges and flat surfaces.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (csEWM)

220 @166

>>Want me to mail you one?

Sure.

It would be like when I used to send my family in Florida White Castle hamburgers and Cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (egiNF)

221 The new corvette looks Italian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2021 09:43 PM (ybIRR)


---------

I love the looks. Proportions are perfect for a modern mid-engine screamer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (VxC1e)

222 BourbonChicken, I think the new Corvette looks like a toy car.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

223 Have you ever tried to light a soggy cigarette?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:37 PM (csEWM)

Believe us luv, it's pretty tough.

Posted by: The British Woman at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (7bRMQ)

224 The Countache would like a word...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (hsyFJ)

225 ...killed a local hot sauce company that made a sauce I loved.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM



Sriracha sauce is mertv??

Posted by: Dick Gere at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (+HlDw)

226 This is definitely ONT material: a Texas Longhorns assistant coach, his pole-dancing homewrecker new wife, a monkey, and Halloween.


https://tinyurl.com/4v6wyw9e

Posted by: Bert G at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (g33zk)

227 I had a My Cousin Vinny moment at the MoMe, there was definitely a train whistle early in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (a4EWo)

228 224 The Countache would like a word...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (hsyFJ)

No fair- plus Lamborghini's do not count- they're weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (csEWM)

229 AL Bundy would crush him

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway



Or Uncle Rico.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (pTHOC)

230 Oh no!!!!

Just learned that the pandemic and dumbshit California politics killed a local hot sauce company that made a sauce I loved.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)


How 'bout I send you a bottle of Old Bay hot sauce from McCormick here in MD? Betcha can't can't that out there in Commie-fornia!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (mZUr4)

231 No not Sriracha.
The company that made California Chili Hot Sauce. Their website is now just a blank page that reads "this site is no longer available."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

232 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center hope President Biden tells everyone at the Global Climate Change conference about the Brattleboro FART Tube Program to decrease Human Greenhouse Gases.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (otFiP)

233 Sriracha sauce is mertv??
Posted by: Dick Gere at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (+HlDw

Never happen

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (WF/xn)

234 Doof, I'll take it! :-)
Email me at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

235 If you haven't, erryone needs to go read the comments at that first link at the top.

Holy cow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

'oh Sweet St. Andreas, we pray to thee..."

Posted by: as recalled by Miklos at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

236 I had a My Cousin Vinny moment at the MoMe, there was definitely a train whistle early in the morning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 09:46 PM (a4EWo)

While you were making instant grits??

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (mZUr4)

237 Something about corvettes. Have never been a fan. The only car i know you can drive off the lot new and within a tank of gas its got a rattle somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (axyOa)

238 The new corvette looks Italian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Olive colored ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (arJlL)

239 I'm on jury duty standby beginning next monday. I don't mind, except the fckers are sending me to the Hall of Justice (criminal), which is a bitch to get to, instead of Civic Center courthouse (civil), which is easy to get to. On standby for a week and thursday is off for Vets' day (which i'm one of).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (KAi1n)

240 The Boise shooter has a picture of himself petting a wild squirrel.

That's...interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 09:40 PM (ESjRY)

Is that what they call it in Idahoe?

Posted by: Johnny Hooker at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (7bRMQ)

241 Knock on wood........I have been registered to vote here since 84 and have never been called for jury duty. Son got called within 6 months of registering. Ended up serving on an assault case. They snagged up that young well dressed white boy immediately

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (/UQ/R)

242 Most of the ingredients are common for the hot sauce. Guess I could try to learn to make it myself.

Still, sad to see a great local company go under thanks to shits like Newsom. This hot sauce company had been doing business from Huntington Beach since 1979.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

243 Private label companies also make sriracha- it is not a brand name, but the name of a style of high scoville, jalapeno pepper based sauce with a crapload of garlic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:49 PM (csEWM)

244
That's not what happened.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (egiNF)


I view this as one of the great (intended) tragedies that has befallen us, MrsH even contemplated voting for Barky just because there was that slim chance that he'd be a healer, not a bomb-thrower. Then she listened to him for a bit...

Imagine if you will, a Thomas Sowell class individual in that position as President instead of Barky!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

245 Doof, I'll take it! :-)
Email me at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Will do. Have you tried Frank's Xtra Hot? Frank's is good but the Xtra Hot is really good!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:49 PM (mZUr4)

246 Most modern cars are ugly.

Too rounded, no bumpers, too similar in design, too expensive.

Just blechhh!!

I think the sweet spot for cars was mid 70's to about '98

Pickup trucks were good until about 2005 then things went downhill quickly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:50 PM (egiNF)

247 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, everyone at the FART Peoples Consultative Collective thought your home-made kombucha was wonderful! The meeting ended early though.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 01, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

248 I have a client who has a 2020 Lambo Huracan Spyder. He offered to let me have it for a weekend to take to Vegas. I thought it would be fun until I discovered that its cargo capacity (in the frunk) was about the size of Mrs. Cicero's purse.

Literally.

You would have to ship your bags ahead for a weekend stay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:50 PM (VxC1e)

249 Men's room stall

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (aA3+G)

Tap feet three times while taking a wide stance.

Posted by: Larry Craig at November 01, 2021 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)

250 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 09:42 PM (egiNF)

Yeah. If he did that it would cemented his legacy as a great POTUS. But as you said he was a Marxist and that pretty much killed all hope.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (YglAn)

251 Doof, thanks so much!!
I haven't tried the Frank's extra hot but will do so thanks. I've found it's just better on chicken than Tabasco is. Must be the garlic!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

252 Well let me wander away. Going through old story scarps to see if anything says 'write me' for NaNoWriMo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (hsyFJ)

253 Olive colored ?
Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (arJlL)

Mostly black on the underside, just like Ferraris.

Posted by: Mechanic under the rack at the dealership at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (P3gRi)

254 While you were making instant grits??
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:48 PM (mZUr4)

---------

Are your grits MAGIC grits?

I love that movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)

255 Good evening, Horde.

ANOTHER great ONT from MisHum with thought provoking content.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

256 Evening.

Had a strange occurrence happen last night that was definitely a haunting. I tossed and turned in bed as I was haunted by the consequences of so many bad decisions and the life and happiness I could have had had I not squandered my youthful prime on meaningless garbage that bore nothing.

Also I'm coming to the sad realization I can't handle spicy food all that well anymore. FML.

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (Om2Hq)

257 Yeah, high end sports car trunk space is getting down to pack of cigarettes level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (csEWM)

258

Speaking of voting...

It's an off-year election tomorrow in Newyorkistan -- not to much to vote on...

There's a referendum on making mail-in voting fraud permanent...

Imma sit this one out...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (vXqD8)

259 That guy Quoline Kaspernike wishes he was 1/100 as good as Trevor Lawrence was in the 9th grade.
Posted by: Eromero at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (0OP+

AL Bundy would crush him
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 09:35 PM


---

Kaepernick never scored four touchdowns in one game.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (3TihK)

260 The only complaint I have with the new Corvette is the lack of evolution. I thought the last three C's had evolved really well, and it's jarring for there to be no real connectivity between it and the new model.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 09:52 PM (sSzZe)

261 -
No deaths have been reported.

"Officers are continuing to respond to the incident at Fisherton Tunnel. A number of people have been injured, but thankfully no one has died," British Transport Police tweeted. "Updates will continue to be shared here." -
-
If this were in Australia, anyone whose mask flew off in the wreck would be promptly beaten and arrested.

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (BB7pQ)

262 Just realized I’ve been in Texas seven years now and haven’t been called for jury duty.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (CX3cf)

263 {{WDS}}, you got my number, give me a call sometime!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (a4EWo)

264 Tap feet three times while taking a wide stance.
Posted by: Larry Craig

No

Just no

Posted by: Tony Orlando and Dawn at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

265 What's a NaNoWriMo ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (arJlL)

266 {{{Ladyl}}}
Good to see you here, especially praising MisHums content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

267 Moron Robbie, wait 'til GM insists on manufacturing an electric Corvette.

"Zero to 50 in only 2187.58 seconds!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

268 I have been registered to vote here since 84 and have never been called for jury duty. Son got called within 6 months of registering.

.....

You have no idea how many people I talk to that tell me that haven't registered to vote because they don't want to get called for jury duty.

I always ask "Do you want to see a just court system? Do you want good government?"

They usually reply that they do, shortly before giving me a reason why they shouldn't have to play any part in that.

And that's how the Republic dies. In lethargy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (L3SZH)

269 Stephen Price Blair, you *have* at least played some hands of Texas Hold'Em right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)

270 Still, sad to see a great local company go under thanks to shits like Newsom. This hot sauce company had been doing business from Huntington Beach since 1979.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Just because the website is down, it does not necessarily follow that the company went tits up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 09:54 PM (P3gRi)

271 This is definitely ONT material: a Texas Longhorns assistant coach, his pole-dancing homewrecker new wife, a monkey, and Halloween.

Posted by: Bert G

Only here Ladies and Gents. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)

272 Doof, thanks so much!!
I haven't tried the Frank's extra hot but will do so thanks. I've found it's just better on chicken than Tabasco is. Must be the garlic!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)


I usually get the Frank's Xtra Hot at Wal-Mart. Normal sized bottle. Just saw that Amazon has a gallon jug for 18.56. That and a beer bong should do the trick!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (mZUr4)

273 AOP, true.
I just found out their address. I could drive by next time I'm in the area.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

274 237 Mine don't

Posted by: MAxIE at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (dVkJu)

275 What's a NaNoWriMo ?
Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (arJlL)

National November Writing Month or something like that.

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (Om2Hq)

276 Stephen Price Blair, you have at least played some hands of Texas Hold'Em right?

Yes, but only in Michigan. Usually followed by someone suggesting euchre.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (CX3cf)

277 Did Blitzer really do that? Are they that stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 09:55 PM (axyOa)

278 Here's the product I'm talking about.

This is their Twitter page, but they haven't posted since 2014.

https://twitter.com/justchili?lang=en

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

279 127 Good evening horde...I get finally escape the peoples rep of CA tomorrow....finally.
Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 09:23 PM (Kab4E)

Congratulations! I'm jealous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:26 PM (h02fy)

This was only a short visit for my kids birthday. Being here, you get the air of repressiveness all around.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 09:56 PM (Kab4E)

280 wait 'til GM insists on manufacturing an electric Corvette

*

Matter of time. Probably already on the calendar if one were to look.

Same as gay sex, they insist on forcing things on everyone that only 1% of the population has any passing interest in, and mostly only if they've got other options available, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 09:56 PM (sSzZe)

281 Tap feet three times while taking a wide stance.
Posted by: Larry Craig

No

Just no
Posted by: Tony Orlando and Dawn at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

LOL!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)

282 Usually followed by someone suggesting euchre.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Is euchre primarily a Midwestern game?

My family played the hell out of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

283 No

Just no

Posted by: Tony Orlando and Dawn at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

Twice on the pipes?

Posted by: Larry Craig at November 01, 2021 09:57 PM (7bRMQ)

284

Euchre? I've just met her!

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (vXqD8)

285 LOL!!
Posted by: Doof

Maybe you really do have 50,000 songs!

Posted by: Miklos Orlando and Dawn at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

286 Euchre? I've just met her!
Posted by: Zettai

Tricks are involved, you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (mD/uy)

287 Did Blitzer really do that? Are they that stupid?
Posted by: Diogenes


You did see his performance on Jeopardy?

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

288 Don't they grab potential jurors from the database of licensed drivers?

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 09:59 PM (kThDY)

289 Stephen Price Blair, you *have* at least played some hands of Texas Hold'Em right?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)

I am REALLY hoping to make it to the TxMoMe next year. Perhaps a Texas Hold Em tourney can happen? (I don't know if it already does -- OPSEC may forbid mention of such things).

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:59 PM (mZUr4)

290 I'm sure it depends on jurisdiction, but around here they are pretty chill about Jury Duty. I get the sense they have a problem with people blowing off the summons and not going through the routine, a simple phone call ahead of time goes a long way. Now if you want to be stricken from duty they will probably ask on the questionaire something about "Fully Informed" jurists.

This is something they Don't Like. The intent of a jury under our system was not only to determine innocence or guilt of the accused, but also to weigh on the specific law itself. They don't want you to know that. For example, a jury or series of juries could repeatedly refuse to convict people for possession of the marijuana (or whatever). I'm not sure if this "fully informed" concept will get you a citation for contempt, but they don't want anybody on a jury who will refuse to convict because they think the law is stupid.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 01, 2021 09:59 PM (wQD/c)

291 You have no idea how many people I talk to that tell me that haven't registered to vote because they don't want to get called for jury duty.

I always ask "Do you want to see a just court system? Do you want good government?"

They usually reply that they do, shortly before giving me a reason why they shouldn't have to play any part in that.

And that's how the Republic dies. In lethargy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (L3SZH)


You don't even have to be registered to vote here to be called. If you have a driver's license you're on the list.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2021 09:59 PM (h02fy)

292 @260

>>and it's jarring for there to be no real connectivity between it and the new model.

It's not really a Corvette anymore, it's a new thing with a Corvette badge on it.

It also looks like every other super car now.

So ehh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (egiNF)

293 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (xK9An)

294 Wolf Blitzer couldn't best Cliff Clavin on Jeopardy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (a4EWo)

295 Euchre? I've just met her!
Posted by: Zettai

Tricks are involved, you know.
Posted by: Tonypete

Suits me.

Posted by: Miklos, more partial to whist at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Yeah, my gramps' '78 Ford Granada was a real looker.... Its only redeeming feature was its superlative ability to merge onto the Beltway at rush hour when it became clear to my opponents that it was made of steel and i did not care whether the paint got scraped.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (KAi1n)

297 500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.



...anyone else?

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

298 The Green Berets is one movie where I developed severe allergies at the end.

Peter-Son ! Peter-son !

Have you seen my Peter-son ?

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (2DOZq)

299 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD

Imperiale

Then I could read that like Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: Il Miklosio at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

300 LOL!!
Posted by: Doof

Maybe you really do have 50,000 songs!
Posted by: Miklos Orlando and Dawn at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

50K songs is a low estimate for my music collection!

And I actually saw Tony Orlando and Dawn in concert when I was very young. My dad was a big fan. We went as a family. I think the same year we went as a family to see Shaun Cassidy.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (mZUr4)

301
You did see his performance on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)

Good point.
But surely there was a producer somewhere that knew what was going on?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:02 PM (axyOa)

302 Not just the midwest, everybody loves me.

Posted by: Bob Uecker at November 01, 2021 10:02 PM (BB7pQ)

303 262 Just realized Ive been in Texas seven years now and havent been called for jury duty.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 09:53 PM (CX3cf)

You guys are seriously jinxing me. I figure there will be a summons in my mailbox when I get home.

True story: had Jury duty 25 years ago in downtown Oakland. Was a crack dealer caught on tape. He was offered time served, refused. Five day long trial..hung jury. He said to the prosecutor that no black woman would vote to convict him. Yep. A old black woman refused to convict him.

Waste of everyones time.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:02 PM (Kab4E)

304 288 Don't they grab potential jurors from the database of licensed drivers?
Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 09:59 PM (kThDY)

----------

If I had my way the list of candidates would come from CCW holders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

305 Peter-Son ! Peter-son !

Have you seen my Peter-son ?
Posted by: Just a side note

I know - brutal.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)

306 A local fairly prominent Leftist has spent years denouncing homeowners - you see, houses are magic ATM machines, providing an enormous benefit to a small elite class of homeowners, who are probably Republicans. (Reality: more than 60% of the households in the Portland metro area own their homes.)

Well, needless to say, he has joined the Exploiter Class, and has bought a house in Portland. (Since the only jobs he's ever had are low-paid political hack jobs, and his girlfriend runs a thrift shop, I suspect a lot of Mommy and Daddy money is involved.)

From Twitter:

it's not an original thought (and i can't find the most recent viral tweet about it) but as someone that now owns a home, it really hits home how the cool thing about a mortgage is that it is essentially buying into a thirty-year guarantee of very strict rent control

Why, the costs of homeownership are fixed and locked in for thirty years!

He almost certainly bought an old house, and Portland voters always approve new taxes. Good luck with that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2021 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

307 "For example, a jury or series of juries could repeatedly refuse to convict people for possession of the marijuana"

Which is why the feds don't try people for marijuana possession where it's popularly accepted - they'd never get a conviction.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:03 PM (KAi1n)

308 The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.



...anyone else?
Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

------------

King Harv is flexing his royal prerogative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:03 PM (VxC1e)

309 Imperiale
Then I could read that like Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Il Miklosio at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

Yes. But you misspelled "Imperial."

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:04 PM (xK9An)

310 ...anyone else?

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

Too much cut and paste. I've even just copied and pasted a line from the post and get that reject too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)

311 If I had my way the list of candidates would come from CCW holders.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)


I am very interested and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at November 01, 2021 10:04 PM (Agr8U)

312 I played a lot of Bouree' in college.

It's very addictive. Little old Cajun ladies would lose their grocery money playing it's so addictive.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

313 If I had my way the list of candidates would come from CCW holders.
Posted by: Cicero

Now see?

We can at least think about having nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, voting innocent if the FBI is involved at November 01, 2021 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

314 Due to under representation of minorities and subsequent litigation, most jurisdictions pull names from voter lists, drivers licenses, utility bills, and other such lists of residents.

Those who are not eligible are screened out by the questionnaire.

I've gotten called and served once on a jury in multiple decades of being eligible.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 10:05 PM (9hXN1)

315 It's not really a Corvette anymore, it's a new thing with a Corvette badge on it.

**

I would've liked for them to have continued the traditional FR evolution of the car and had a Y "twin" that paralleled it and was sold as the Corvette Zora.

Two lines representing the same thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:05 PM (sSzZe)

316 He almost certainly bought an old house, and Portland voters always approve new taxes. Good luck with that.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Speaking of that, on the ballot tomorrow in my precinct are three tax issues - two new and one renewal.

I hate these bastids.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:06 PM (mD/uy)

317 RET'S GO BRANDON!

https://tinyurl.com/j6jk9b

Posted by: All Hallow's Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2021 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

318 ....and was sold as the Corvette Zora.

Two lines representing the same thing.

**

Not to mention some f*cking history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM (sSzZe)

319 I can't tell ya how many murders happened on the reality TV show , The First 48 where the victim was there just trying to buy some weed or sell some weed.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

320 317 RET'S GO BRANDON!
Posted by: All Hallow's Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2021 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

So good.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM (xK9An)

321 RET'S GO BRANDON!

https://tinyurl.com/j6jk9b
Posted by: All Hallow's Eris

Wouldn't that be "Blandon"?

Posted by: Stereotypical Miklos at November 01, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

322 I think the same year we went as a family to see Shaun Cassidy.
Posted by: Doof

Were you being punished ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

323 Tonypete.......we play euchre all the time. I do believe it is Midwestern. Mr. WDS is from Michigan and I'm from Iowa

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:08 PM (/UQ/R)

324 I can't tell ya how many murders happened on the reality TV show , The First 48 where the victim was there just trying to buy some weed or sell some weed.
Posted by: Just a side note

No, No!! It can't be. I've been assured weed, when it was illegal, was a victimless crime.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

325 Ted Cassidy > Shaun Cassidy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

326 294 Wolf Blitzer couldn't best Cliff Clavin on Jeopardy.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 01, 2021 10:00 PM (a4EWo)


In reality, most of our self-proclaimed "betters/influencers/politicians" are illiterate incompetent people that you would never hire for a real job you were responsible for, and whom you would fire the instant HR would permit you to do so!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

327 Tonypete.......we play euchre all the time. I do believe it is Midwestern. Mr. WDS is from Michigan and I'm from Iowa
Posted by: westminsterbooshow

I'm thinking a few hands are in order next year at the ranch!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

328 -
I can't tell ya how many murders happened on the reality TV show , The First 48 where the victim was there just trying to buy some weed or sell some weed.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM -
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Man, you'd think the cameramen/producers would at least call the cops.

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (BB7pQ)

329 I bet only 1% of the millennials know what a corvette was in WW2.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

330 So good.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM (xK9An)

You come back one hour, have more.

Posted by: The Owners at November 01, 2021 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)

331 Ted Cassidy > Shaun Cassidy
Posted by: Cicero

Bobby Sherman>>Shaun Cassidy

Posted by: girls of Miklosian youthful acquintance at November 01, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

332 329 I bet only 1% of the millennials know what a corvette was in WW2.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

---------

Pffft.

Posted by: The Barbary Pirates at November 01, 2021 10:10 PM (VxC1e)

333 >>In reality, most of our self-proclaimed "betters/influencers/politicians" are illiterate incompetent people that you would never hire for a real job you were responsible for, and whom you would fire the instant HR would permit you to do so!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

And yet.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (xK9An)

334 Is euchre primarily a Midwestern game?

I have only lived in a handful of states, and none other than Michigan were Midwest. Never heard of euchre in any place I’ve lived except Michigan.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (CX3cf)

335 Phone scammers are getting lazy. Had a voicemail from a synthesized voice claiming to be with Customs, and there's a package, and they're gonna arrest me. Too bad they number they spoofed is in Italy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)

336 Mike Rowe - https://bit.ly/3qd04jV

And how can we be surprised by 11 million open jobs, combined with a massive labor shortage? The skills gap is not a mystery - it's a reflection of what we value. Unfortunately, many Americans don't value skilled labor. The are other reasons, obviously, for the current labor shortage, but the problem begins there - with a fundamental lack of gratitude for the lifestyle to which we have become accustomed. If you're not grateful to the people who bring you affordable energy, plentiful food, smooth roads, heating, air-conditioning, steel production, or indoor plumbing, you probably won't encourage your kids to explore careers in those fields.

Likewise, can we really be surprised that many people - myself included - would rather be paid to not work, than to work? This is not a criticism - it's just a fact. Given the choice, most people will hit the easy button every time. [ ... ] I'm afraid things must sometimes go "splat," before the masses wake up.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (Do5/p)

337 Tonypete.......we play euchre all the time. I do believe it is Midwestern. Mr. WDS is from Michigan and I'm from Iowa
Posted by: westminsterbooshow

I'm thinking a few hands are in order next year at the ranch!
Posted by: Tonypete

(Meanwhile, back at the ranch......)

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (arJlL)

338 The idea of jury nullification came from when juries were empowered to try questions of both law and facts early on in our republic. This was a time where most of the law was common law and not statutory. Now, almost (perhaps all) state criminal law is now statutory and not common. Common law still applies in civil cases under some circumstances and jurisdictions.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (9hXN1)

339 If this were in Australia, anyone whose mask flew off in the wreck would be promptly beaten and arrested.

A number of years ago there was a fire at a girl's school in Saudi. And the Saudi police forced the girls back in if they came out without their head scarves on.

I remember at the time everyone in the Anglosphere made fun of them for that...but its looking more and more like something you could see out of OZ...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (ESjRY)

340 I bet only 1% of the millennials know what a corvette was in WW2.

**

Oh, I'm sure. I barely do and I once read a book.

Isn't the designation much older than that, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (sSzZe)

341 I thought the 50s era Corvette and Tbird looked cool. Simple and stylish. By the 60s and 70s ... meh

Posted by: Common Tater at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (wQD/c)

342 In reality, most of our self-proclaimed "betters/influencers/politicians" are illiterate incompetent people that you would never hire for a real job you were responsible for, and whom you would fire the instant HR would permit you to do so!

Maybe I should run for office.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (SchxB)

343 And yet.
Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:11 PM (xK9An)


Sadly, I once more agree with ZOD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

344 Ted Cassidy > Shaun Cassidy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

Jack Cassidy ->Shirley Jones->Shaun Cassidy

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

345

Euchre was played in Upstate Newyorkistan in days of yore...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (MKZOo)

346 310 ...anyone else?

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

Too much cut and paste. I've even just copied and pasted a line from the post and get that reject too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2021 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)

I think it was too many Single-Quotes.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (Kab4E)

347 Susan Dey > Ted Cassidy > Shaun Cassidy

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (axyOa)

348 I think the same year we went as a family to see Shaun Cassidy.
Posted by: Doof

Were you being punished ?


Probably! I think I was maybe 6 or 7. My mom knew I'd be bored and brought some toys for me. Too bad there was no such thing as a Gameboy in the mid-late 70s

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)

349 Redchief - that story sounds familiar. Of course, nowadays they don't even bother to prosecute.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (KAi1n)

350 Hopalong Cassidy > Jack Cassidy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)

351 Posted by: Clyde Shelton


I claim the best inventions are because somebody got tired of doing it.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (r1z5A)

352 USS Samuel B. Roberts- "The DE that fought like a battleship"

Posted by: occurs to Miklos at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)

353 I have never served on a jury. While I was active duty I got summoned every year. After I left the military I got summoned and dismissed every year.

I only ever got to hear part of a case I was asked to serve on. Most years I would get dismissed with out ever even sitting in the jury box.

No idea why. I dressed business casual (jacket no tie) still had short hair and a trimmed mustache. These days I have longish hair and a beard and never get summoned.

Posted by: Big V at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (Adlwz)

354 I've always liked and respected Condi Rice.

I wish she had come out as a Trump supporter. I wonder why she didn't.

I'd love to see her as the NFL Commissioner. I suspect she wouldn't put up with kneeling or pandering or BLM bullshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)

355 ATTENTION

Bird shooters. Zod needs three guns to fill a blind in MD this season. No semi shooters or wing shots. Email my secretary; geese only unless you're a crack shot, in which case you kill ducks and we drink in the blind.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (xK9An)

356 Doof, I'd love a TX MoMee poker tournament! It's been a fantasy of mine for a long time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

357 I figure there will be a summons in my mailbox when I get home.

I was summoned several times in San Diego l although toward the end “summoned” just meant calling a phone number every night to be told my services wouldn’t be needed the next day.

Only served once. It was a typical case of American blind justice.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 10:15 PM (CX3cf)

358 The last Corvettes that did it for me still had chrome bumpers.

Don't misunderstand, I'd take one if I won it, or I'd consider one if someone I knew was selling it for dirt cheap just to drive it for a year or two. They're comically easy to drive fast, and still very comfortable.

The Buicks of supercars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:15 PM (sSzZe)

359 Oh, I'm sure. I barely do and I once read a book.

Isn't the designation much older than that, too?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (sSzZe)

Yes . It was the smallest classification of the warships. I was just going back to something their grandparents would be familiar with.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

360 I thought the 50s era Corvette and Tbird looked cool. Simple and stylish. By the 60s and 70s ... meh
Posted by: Common Tater at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (wQD/c)


Once they had artists designing cars, now the cars are essentially designed by accountants to met absurd mileage efficient requirements.
You can no longer tell the difference in the manufacturer of almost any SUV on the road because the wind tunnel test has defined the optimum shape!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

361 Tonypete......really we would have time to sit down and play cards? We'd have to late at the rv

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)

362 Euchre is a very old game, and IIRC it is the predecessor to bridge

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 10:17 PM (KbLYZ)

363 Dang Zod, I duck hunt and would love to join you with my old beat up 870 but there's no way I could make it work. Y'all have fun and good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:17 PM (sSzZe)

364 A friend mentioned how similar were the Honda Civic and the small Caddy.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (pgzfR)

365 ...the wind tunnel test has defined the optimum shape!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:16 PM



Like fifth-generation fighter aircraft?

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (MKZOo)

366 I'd love if at the TX MoMee we could have a poker tournament *and* a blackjack tournament.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

367 You can no longer tell the difference in the manufacturer of almost any SUV on the road because the wind tunnel test has defined the optimum shape!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

This, despite the fact that long road trips at speeds of 75 mph typically make up only a tiny fraction of most cars' service life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (P3gRi)

368 Dang Zod, I duck hunt and would love to join you with my old beat up 870

---------

It's WABBIT SEASON!!!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (VxC1e)

369 I claim the best inventions are because somebody got tired of doing it.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM

Agreed. Additionally, some of the best inventions were invented by accident. Watched an "Impossible Engineering" episode earlier about the Millau Viaduct in France and it talked about how Teflon was invented by accident.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (Do5/p)

370 I wonder why she didn't.

Even if she supported Trump, which I doubt, she works in academia and all her non-blatantly leftist friends are Bush people. She would have been destroyed with no help from anyone she knows if she had come out in support of Trump.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (CX3cf)

371 Wouldn't that be "Blandon"?
Posted by: Stereotypical Miklos

No. The difficulty is with the L not the R. The craw, not the craw.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (KAi1n)

372
Miley and I tried a little experiment with catfish tonight. We broiled it, using the oven's broiler for the first time. My mother had an heavy old time broiler pan that came with an old stove that I remember from my childhood.

It dates back to at least 1960, maybe a few years before, and it had never been used. Big heavy one. Miley found a recipe for some marinating, and she broiled a mess of catfish, and that was some of the best stuff. I've decided I like the grilled/broiled better than deep fried now, but I still love the latter of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (Mzdiz)

373 I remember at the time everyone in the Anglosphere made fun of them for that...but its looking more and more like something you could see out of OZ...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 10:12 PM (ESjRY)

I was watching a British cooking show and the Aussie cook made meringue. The audience applauded. I was confused because most Aussies boo meringue.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa)

374 Hopalong Cassidy > Jack Cassidy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)

Cassidy! Cassidy! That's all I ever hear!

Posted by: Lucky at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)

375 >>> 319 I can't tell ya how many murders happened on the reality TV show , The First 48 where the victim was there just trying to buy some weed or sell some weed.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:07 PM (2DOZq)

Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business

Posted by: SOCMOB at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (ACi07)

376 friend mentioned how similar were the Honda Civic and the small Caddy.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (pgzfR)

I liked when Chrysler made the 300s . Almost an exact copy of a Bentley. They were going after a certain target market and they got it.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

377 Blandon Lee probably wishes he never signed up for the Craw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (sSzZe)

378 Euchre is a very old game, and IIRC it is the predecessor to bridge
Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 10:17 PM (KbLYZ)

Whist fits in there someplace, too. Bridge, minus the bidding.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (P3gRi)

379 Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business
Posted by: SOCMOB

Turning their lives around?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)

380 Miley and I tried a little experiment with catfish tonight.

--------

*sidelong glance left*

*sidelong glance right*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (VxC1e)

381 Just pulled up a row of Youngkin = Trump signs. Youngkin has been making solid signs. Dems have been making plastic sheets that fit over the wire frame. They were the later

Posted by: Plague rat at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (SsMRU)

382 Miley and I tried a little experiment with catfish tonight.

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)

383 Blandon Lee probably wishes he never signed up for the Craw.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (sSzZe)

---------

Not the Craw.

The Craw!

Posted by: The Craw at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (VxC1e)

384 i recently watched an old Perry Mason episode, it featured a 1960 Buick convertible which was strait out of the Jetsons. Beautiful car ! I would kill to have one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (evAgx)

385 Doof, I'd love a TX MoMee poker tournament! It's been a fantasy of mine for a long time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)


We'll make it happen! I used to organize poker tourneys in hotel lobbies during my son's weekend baseball tournaments. Lots of other baseball dads would play. The key is to buy in and settle up off-site. That way it just looks like you're playing for fun with chips (which I have plenty of).

One of my proudest moments was winning a TX Hold Em tourney on a cruise ship. It was slightly more enjoyable than all of the different Name That Tune contests I've won on cruises

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (mZUr4)

386 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (8xiTL)

387 Agreed. Additionally, some of the best inventions were invented by accident. Watched an "Impossible Engineering" episode earlier about the Millau Viaduct in France and it talked about how Teflon was invented by accident.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (Do5/p)

As a bachelor the best accidental invention was the microwave.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

388 osted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa

Hate to say it, but well done good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

389

Here we go again...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (MKZOo)

390 One of the most elite golf courses in the US is the Bandon Dunes golf course on the southwest Oregon coast.

Imagine how many "Let's Go Bandon!" t-shirts they could sell...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2021 10:23 PM (I2/tG)

391 >>363 Dang Zod, I duck hunt and would love to join you with my old beat up 870 but there's no way I could make it work. Y'all have fun and good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:17 PM (sSzZe)

And I have a (dumb, earnest) dog. And a guy with a boat. And decoys. And we go EARLY so as to open Dennys and have a cool one out of the trunk with the sunrise. You know the drill. We'll miss you!

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:23 PM (xK9An)

392 Just pulled up a row of Youngkin = Trump signs. Youngkin has been making solid signs. Dems have been making plastic sheets that fit over the wire frame. They were the later
Posted by: Plague rat


It would be sweet if Youngkin wins, voters claimed it was BECAUSE "Youngkin=Trump".

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:23 PM (r1z5A)

393 No. The difficulty is with the L not the R. The craw, not the craw.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (KAi1n)



"What the fuck is a frush??"

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)

394 -
Euchre is a very old game, and IIRC it is the predecessor to bridge

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 10:17 PM -
----------

Little known fact: Nancy Pelosi was never born. She was originally dug up in a coal mine inside a solidified hunk of euchre.

Posted by: Knowledge of the Odd and Unusual at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (BB7pQ)

395 I see a bunch of the pro-jab comments on the cop thread boil down to;

1) Don't be a coward...but the same people have been bleaching their food and hiding indoors for the last 1.5 years.

2) Its your job so you have to do it...but the same people cheered on every time some lefty dissident opposed a policy they disagreed with

Why its almost like the left has no principles or something!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (ESjRY)

396 Miley and I tried a little experiment with catfish tonight.

Manti Te'o hardest hit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (SchxB)

397 Was listening to Megyn Kelly's Halloween podcast today and like 12 minutes in there was a freak out because a crow found its way into her studio.

https://youtu.be/v_vhe8hCQEU

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (YEBaG)

398 I liked when Chrysler made the 300s . Almost an exact copy of a Bentley. They were going after a certain target market and they got it.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

There was a nice '56 300C at the car show this past weekend, too. Tall, elegant older red-haired lady owned it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:24 PM (P3gRi)

399 Zod,
If you're in to teaching. I'd love to learn how to shoot waterfowl.

I'll cook. You clean.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)

400 I was confused because most Aussies boo meringue.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa)


I hate you

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (KbLYZ)

401 I'd love if at the TX MoMee we could have a poker tournament *and* a blackjack tournament.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)


I have many decks of cards. And a lot of chips.

I also have a small roulette wheel. Just sayin

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (mZUr4)

402 Euchre! Such a filthy game!

Posted by: Blue Hair at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)

403 If you're in to teaching. I'd love to learn how to shoot waterfowl.

----------

You would blast a defenseless duck?

What if it had ducklings?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

404 Posted by: Plague rat at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (SsMRU)

I like how they have ALREADY told us that because of the "mail-in votes" (they demanded), we CANNOT know the "true" results until Friday at least!

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

405 Little known fact: Nancy Pelosi was never born. She was originally dug up in a coal mine inside a solidified hunk of euchre.
Posted by: Knowledge of the Odd and Unusual


She was hatched.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

406 Tonypete........cribbage?

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)

407 Hate to say it, but well done good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3),


Awww. Shucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2021 10:27 PM (axyOa)

408 You would blast a defenseless duck?

What if it had ducklings?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

She's moving to ducks from woodpeckers.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

409 You'll have to teach me WDS. But, I'm willing - by that time of in the evening I'll be all Bourbon'd up.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (mD/uy)

410 She was hatched.
Posted by: nurse ratched


All reptiles are.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (r1z5A)

411 Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:23 PM (xK9An)

The Odyssy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (WF/xn)

412 If you're in to teaching. I'd love to learn how to shoot waterfowl.

I'll cook. You clean.
Posted by: nurse ratched

**

The strangest thing to me is how quickly yellowjackets will find the meat.

They won't bother you while you're cleaning it, almost like it has some sort of relaxing, soporific effect, but they'll want to land on it and take some for themselves.

But the most shocking part is the speed. You'll barely have the skin split and they'll be near you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (BZjG5)

413 Doof.....I have a case of poker chips

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

414 I hate you
Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (KbLYZ)

Oh, Hell! Now I get the joke. Well done, Diogenes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (P3gRi)

415 Because nothing bad could ever happen at an airport...

@Breaking911

DEVELOPING: Power outage causes Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to go dark; crews working to restore service

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (1t5dY)

416 Little known fact: Nancy Pelosi was never born. She was originally dug up in a coal mine inside a solidified hunk of euchre.
Posted by: Knowledge of the Odd and Unusual


She was hatched.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

She was summoned.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

417 Blandon Lee probably wishes he never signed up for the Craw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:20 PM

Ooooooh! The craaaaaw!

Posted by: Toy Story Aliens at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (Do5/p)

418 She was hatched.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I've vote for conjured up.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)

419 Little known fact: Nancy Pelosi was never born. She was originally dug up in a coal mine inside a solidified hunk of euchre.
Posted by: Knowledge of the Odd and Unusual


She was hatched.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (U2p+3)

I thought she was stitched together from the body parts of dead convicts and brought to life with lightning?

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (zzwhq)

420 403 If you're in to teaching. I'd love to learn how to shoot waterfowl.

----------

You would blast a defenseless duck?

What if it had ducklings?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

More duck for dinner? And ditto from me on duck hunting.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (Kab4E)

421 And I'm not...... lol!

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (/UQ/R)

422 What the fuck is a frush??"
Posted by: Doof

Booger was the unsung star of that movie.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

423 I'd love if at the TX MoMee we could have a poker tournament *and* a blackjack tournament.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

Guns, booze, cigars, ettes, more guns, and you want to play...CARDS??? For shame...for shame.. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (VwHCD)

424 Doof.....I have a case of poker chips
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

I'm reading the comments between you and Tonypete. I think we have something brewing for next year! Plus Tonypete mentioned bourbon, so I'm all-in!
(See what I did there?)

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)

425 Tonypete........cribbage?

.....

15 for 2, 15 for 4, double run makes 12. Oh, and 1 for nobs makes 13.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (L3SZH)

426 DEVELOPING: Power outage causes Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to go dark; crews working to restore service
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Wonder what the generators run on?....

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)

427 Doof - the liquor table was legendary - all weekend.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

428 >> Wonder what the generators run on?....

Wind and solar I'm sure..... Maybe hopium.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:32 PM (Mzdiz)

429 I'm out, y'all don't burn the house down or shoot a Director of Photography.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (BZjG5)

430 >>399 Zod, If you're in to teaching. I'd love to learn how to shoot waterfowl.
I'll cook. You clean. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:25 PM (U2p+3)

Can do. You don't want to 'clean' 'em though, if you're not a hand at it--kind of a hassle.

And shooting is a bit different than the bullseye-shooting you're known for...

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (xK9An)

431 15 for 2, 15 for 4, double run makes 12. Oh, and 1 for nobs makes 13.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Gosh, I COULD NOT get that game! Dad tried...I'd count out, he'd sigh and ask if he could have the points I didn't see.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

432 Wind and solar I'm sure..... Maybe hopium.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:32 PM (Mzdiz)

If they had wind generators, they could back the jets up to them, and get them spun up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (P3gRi)

433 Guns, booze, cigars, ettes, more guns, and you want to play...CARDS??? For shame...for shame.. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2021 10:30 PM (VwHCD)

I plan to make a nice long stay in TX next year - so I'll make time for all of that! Plus I'm hoping there's cigars, booze, and ettes in the mix of the poker tourney!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)

434 415 Because nothing bad could ever happen at an airport...

@Breaking911

DEVELOPING: Power outage causes Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to go dark; crews working to restore service
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (1t5dY)

So parking that 787 in front of the windmill and firing up the engines was a bad idea? Huh.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 01, 2021 10:34 PM (u1eUk)

435 Wonder what the generators run on?....

Wind and solar I'm sure..... Maybe hopium.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:32 PM

They run on love. All we need is love.

Posted by: Hippie Engineering at November 01, 2021 10:34 PM (Do5/p)

436 he'd sigh and ask if he could have the points I didn't see.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)


.....

That was the house rules at the bar.

If you didn't count them, your opponent did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 10:34 PM (L3SZH)

437 Wonder what the generators run on?....
Posted by: Some Rat

Stuff on those ships sitting out in the ocean.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

438 415 Because nothing bad could ever happen at an airport...

@Breaking911

DEVELOPING: Power outage causes Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to go dark; crews working to restore service

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2021 10:29 PM (1t5dY)

California not keeping the lights on? Who could have guessed.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 10:35 PM (Kab4E)

439 Doof - the liquor table was legendary - all weekend.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:32 PM (mD/uy)

Any bourbons of note beyond the usual Makers, Beam, Woodford varieties?

I'd love to make an old fashioned or 2 or 10 for any Hordeling who'd like to try them the way I make them

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

440

Wouldn't turning on the airport lights be just what the enemy would expect them to do?

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:37 PM (MKZOo)

441 well hell, we had some champagne tonight, and the wife has stripped off all her clothes and is telling me I gotta come to bed, so I guess I'm out.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2021 10:37 PM (evAgx)

442 Stuff on those ships sitting out in the ocean.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

Pity that whale oil is the only lubricant rated as safe for the gearboxes on those huge windmills.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:37 PM (P3gRi)

443 Evenin' Horde!

At long last, my Mom's house is finally on the market. It's a fixer-upper, but it's huge, so hopefully, she'll get a good price for it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (CAJOC)

444 I had a bit of a scare the other day in a vintage mo'chine. The OIL light lit, and stayed lit. Pulled over right away. Full oil on the stick, no leaks, no knocking sounds. Tried reseating the connector, light still on. Oil pump almost new. I got the sense this was a sending unit problem and not an oil pressure problem.

The old Ford type brake light switches are junk now too. A year or two at best.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (wQD/c)

445 I don't know whether to be mildly disappointed because AOP was faster or proud that I was thinking along the same mechanical lines.

Hell with it, I'm chalking that up as a win.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (u1eUk)

446 Doof, let's do it! I'll buy some Copag cards, which are supposed to be the official casino cards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

447 Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at November 01, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

I'm know they'll steal it. I never thought I would lose faith in American elections, and it seems to forebode something terrible that many of us have

Posted by: Plague rat at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (SsMRU)

448 A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

"Good luck, we're all counting on you."

Posted by: Dr. Remack at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)

449 WDS, you play poker?
You're really Jennifer Tilly aren'tcha? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

450 >>>There was a nice '56 300C at the car show this past weekend, too. Tall, elegant older red-haired lady owned it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------

Think those old Chryslers had go daddy engines.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 10:39 PM (pgzfR)

451 I plan to make a nice long stay in TX next year - so I'll make time for all of that! Plus I'm hoping there's cigars, booze, and ettes in the mix of the poker tourney!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:33 PM (mZUr4)

yeah, my nightmare ends the end of this month when the old house is gone. Next year's MoMe I'm taking a longer stay myself. I'll have had a year to catch up on life and get the new house done. I'll be due for a long vacation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2021 10:39 PM (VwHCD)

452 When i was a kid in the 70's, the matriarchs on my mother's side played "pan" (pangingui) which i learned by osmosis. Didn't do a thing for my social standing (chicks my age didn't play).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:39 PM (KAi1n)

453 There are certain times of the year when stepping outside of that cabin is a very unwise act.

Anyone who's spent time in the mountains knows exactly what is meant.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2021 10:40 PM (KATBx)

454 Greg Price
at_greg_price11

And as an "always curious" journalist who definitely isn't a partisan hack, you asked this person who they were and why they were conveniently positioned in front of the media at a Glenn Youngkin rally wearing a poorly sewn Confederate patch on their jacket...?

https://bit.ly/3myiTM3

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:40 PM (Do5/p)

455
I'm gonna love it when Karen and Kyle (what is the standard male Karen name, Kevin or Kyle) have to deal with the power going off.

Anyway, it's gonna to make for some fun to watch Karen having to deal with 3rd World shithole power conditions.

Those are coming. We may be past the event horizon, even we through out the lunatics running everything and went full steam to fix things, I don't know if we'd make it in time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)

456 Think those old Chryslers had go daddy engines.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 10:39 PM (pgzfR)

354 Hemi, in this case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (P3gRi)

457 407 Hate to say it, but well done good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:22 PM (hOUT3),
--------------

It's like a bowling tournament tonight.
Folks keep rolling strikes.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (pgzfR)

458 Evenin' Horde!

At long last, my Mom's house is finally on the market. It's a fixer-upper, but it's huge, so hopefully, she'll get a good price for it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (CAJOC)

Very nice. I went thru that last year. Worked out better than we hoped. She got a good amount for her very outdated rancher. Flippers did some decent work and made a nice profit. Good outcome for all. Hope you get similar results!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (mZUr4)

459 Euchre was played in Upstate Newyorkistan in days of yore...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:13 PM (MKZOo)

Big with the hockey players from Nova Scotia, when I was in college.

They were the best we could attract in The North Country.

3 and 27 my senior year

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

460 Isn't that the cabin where Ash chopped up his girlfriend with a chainsaw?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 01, 2021 10:42 PM (+xGNi)

461 No.....I'm valuright'd up!

Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:42 PM (/UQ/R)

462 Doof, I'm thinking we should have *three* poker tourneys:

- One, for those who know a bit about how to play poker.

- Another, for those who *don't* know anything about playing poker. (In this one, the contestants would just play with their cards *face up.*)

- Then a third tourney, just between the winner of the experienced tourney and the winner of the unexperienced tourney.

Call the whole thing, the TX MoMee "Skill vs Luck" tourney.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

463 Sean Davis
at_seanmdav

It's cute how you set yourself up right behind the Lincoln Project cosplay squad, took that photo so no one could ID their faces, and told yourself nobody would figure out what you were doing.

11:14 PM - Nov 1, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3mA7V8M

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:42 PM (Do5/p)

464 I'd love to make an old fashioned or 2 or 10 for any Hordeling who'd like to try them the way I make them
Posted by: Doof

Ranch rules state any drink stuffed into your hand must be drained. I'm in!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)

465 The only guy who can put up with a Karen is a Richard. But don't call him Rick; he didn't give you permission to "du" him.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:43 PM (KAi1n)

466 Doof, let's do it! I'll buy some Copag cards, which are supposed to be the official casino cards.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

I have several decks that were used in casinos. They notch the corners when they take them out of play and sell the decks for dirt cheap

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:43 PM (mZUr4)

467
I was just looking at the broiler pan offerings on Amazon. Some designs are close to this old one, but I'd bet money they aren't nearly as heavy or durable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)

468 Doof, those would work too :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

469 >> The only guy who can put up with a Karen is a Richard.

There is some wisdom in that, by George.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:45 PM (Mzdiz)

470 I'm out.

Sweet dreams to all you Hordians.

Stay free. Keep the faith.

Night.

Posted by: Robert at November 01, 2021 10:45 PM (xMh7r)

471 406 Tonypete........cribbage?
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)x

I'm in...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

472 I was just looking at the broiler pan offerings on Amazon. Some designs are close to this old one, but I'd bet money they aren't nearly as heavy or durable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)


Let me guess the country of origin...
or is it illegal now to put that on items for sale in the US?

Posted by: Frank N Hrothgarstein at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

473 Mike Rowe - https://bit.ly/3qd04jV

What surprises me, is why anyone is surprised. Currently, I'm trying to get to Vegas for this years SEMA show. My flight just took off, an hour and a half late. Why? No flight attendants. According to the gate agent, hundreds have refused to comply with the vaccine mandates. Maybe more. Maybe a lot more. Is anyone seriously surprised by this? We can discuss the wisdom or the foolishness of complying, but how can anyone be surprised that millions of workers in many critical industries have resisted the Biden mandate? All things considered; how could we think otherwise?

I'm afraid things must sometimes go "splat," before the masses wake up. In this case, I'm not sure what "splat" looks like, but if I were to guess, I'd say it will involve a serious spike in the cost of food, energy, and construction. I'd say a lot of packages are not going to be delivered on time. And I'm pretty sure air travel as we know it, is going to get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (Do5/p)

474 Just seeing what's going on

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (2JoB8)

475 I had a McRib on Saturday. I get it without the pickles and onions (not sure why they thought pickles would be good on it). As far as I know, no shortages here.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

476 472, nutz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

477 SFGoth: LOL. I just now 'got' your Karen/Richard comment.

In fairness, that Karen was not a Karen. I so wish she had survived. By now she'd have sat in with some heavy metal bands playing drums, for one thing. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

478 Tonypete........cribbage?
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)x

I'm in...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

I would play cribbage. Not poker, nor blackjack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (P3gRi)

479 455
I'm gonna love it when Karen and Kyle (what is the standard male Karen name, Kevin or Kyle) have to deal with the power going off.

Anyway, it's gonna to make for some fun to watch Karen having to deal with 3rd World shithole power conditions.

Those are coming. We may be past the event horizon, even we through out the lunatics running everything and went full steam to fix things, I don't know if we'd make it in time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:41 PM (Mzdiz)

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I believe a male Karen is a Ken.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (CAJOC)

480 No One, and you're still vertical?! Good on you. :-)

Seriously, I'll probably have one or two McRibs this year, but not more than that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

481 "it appears that he is so stuck in pretzel-speak, Buttigieg actually believes that."

Chasten always says, if you got your head that far up your ass, you must be doing something right!

Posted by: Sec'y Alfred E. Buttplug at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (THrK8)

482 I'd love to make an old fashioned or 2 or 10 for any Hordeling who'd like to try them the way I make them
Posted by: Doof

Ranch rules state any drink stuffed into your hand must be drained. I'm in!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)


I'd put mine up against anyone's. I use high proof stuff (at least 100 proof) and I don't pour lightly. I've had many at bars and restaurants, and I almost always prefer mine at home

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:48 PM (mZUr4)

483 Has anyone here tried a new brand of tequila, by the brand name of Asombroso? It's a smooth pink tequila.

I just found out my sister's boyfriend (who is a liberal, although not obnoxious, so far at least) is an original investor in the brand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

484 Steve, i just now got your comment "getting" mine because i was not thinking of the Carpenters.... OTOH, Richard Carpenter was addicted to quaaludes so i doubt he cared what you called him. And we've only just begun.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 01, 2021 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

485 Sock off

Posted by: Some Rat at November 01, 2021 10:50 PM (r1z5A)

486
Many of the broiler pans there state "MADE IN USA", but I know they can play a few games with that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:50 PM (Mzdiz)

487 381 Just pulled up a row of Youngkin = Trump signs. Youngkin has been making solid signs. Dems have been making plastic sheets that fit over the wire frame. They were the later
Posted by: Plague rat at November 01, 2021 10:21 PM (SsMRU)

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Thanks for doing that. I saw some of those for the first time today. Made me wish I had time to order some McAuliffe = Brandon signs.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 01, 2021 10:50 PM (mNMgp)

488 SFGoth, hmmm :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

489 Pity that whale oil is the only lubricant rated as safe for the gearboxes on those huge windmills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Let the Great Flensing begin.

Posted by: Miklos, wondering if Darwin was right after all at November 01, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

490 I had a McRib on Saturday. I get it without the pickles and onions (not sure why they thought pickles would be good on it). As far as I know, no shortages here.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)


Because they are smart!! Just like Chick Fil A -- I would NEVER order a "Chick no pick".

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:53 PM (mZUr4)

491 Thanks for doing that. I saw some of those for the first time today. Made me wish I had time to order some McAuliffe = Brandon signs.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 01, 2021 10:50 PM (mNMgp)


As usual the libs have a well funded machine funded by Soros, we have a bunch of bright people with real responsibilities trying to add an element of sanity to the situation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

492 And shooting is a bit different than the bullseye-shooting you're known for...
Posted by: ZOD at

I love a challenge.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 10:53 PM (U2p+3)

493 I wouldn't mind if Chick Fil A had the option to replace the pickles with jalapenos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

494 I was just looking at the broiler pan offerings on Amazon. Some designs are close to this old one, but I'd bet money they aren't nearly as heavy or durable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)

....

Two piece?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2021 10:54 PM (L3SZH)

495 >>Let the Great Flensing begin.
Posted by: Miklos, wondering if Darwin was right after all at November 01, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Zod has skin in this game.

Posted by: ZOD at November 01, 2021 10:55 PM (xK9An)

496 480 No One, and you're still vertical?! Good on you. :-)

Seriously, I'll probably have one or two McRibs this year, but not more than that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

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Yeah, it's probably a good thing McDonald's only trots them out now and again.

Encor used to make something similar to the McRib. Haven't been able to find them in stores for quite a while. I could eat those more frequently, as I could get a better balance of meat and sauce.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

497 I've had many at bars and restaurants, and I almost always prefer mine at home
Posted by: Doof

I wanna party with Doof-man!

Posted by: Miklos, a bit old-fashioned at November 01, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

498 As you all know, Abba's first new album in 40 years is being released on Wednesday.

Here's a pic of what they look like today. Not bad but in fairness, it appears the men have aged a tiny bit better than the women.

https://tinyurl.com/v99fdr9e

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

499

Dickmans Bone-Rolled Pig > McRib

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:57 PM (89azx)

500 The spicy chicken sandwich at Chic is pretty tasty, bit those "waffle" fries are pretty underwhelming. When I want junk food, it's supposed to taste good. I'm not looking for "healthier choices". Fry 'em in bacon grease or tallow or whatever it is they used to use when french fries tasted good.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 01, 2021 10:57 PM (wQD/c)

501 Seriously, I'll probably have one or two McRibs this year, but not more than that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Son of Doof and I each had 1 and a half tonight. They were good but lacking sufficient sauce. And they are supposed to be "swimming in a sassy sauce"! Chomp!

https://youtu.be/4Ea2_F01o_k

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:57 PM (mZUr4)

502 490 I had a McRib on Saturday. I get it without the pickles and onions (not sure why they thought pickles would be good on it). As far as I know, no shortages here.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

Because they are smart!! Just like Chick Fil A -- I would NEVER order a "Chick no pick".

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:53 PM (mZUr4)

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Gonna have to agree to disagree. The pickles just do not work for me on a McRib.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)

503 Common Tater, go for the mac 'n cheese instead :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

504 Barry Sadler's Casca series are fine historical adventure novels. Moron-worthy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 01, 2021 10:58 PM (UWRIk)

505 Dickmans Bone-Rolled Pig > McRib
Posted by: Zettai

Inverted or un-inverted?

Posted by: Miklos, barely daring to ask at November 01, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

506 Terry McAuliffe wants to get rid of most white teachers. Sound like the Nazis complaining there were far too many Jewish professors in their early days of power. And the teacher unions will not only not oppose him, they will applaud him for wokeness.


I suppose it shouldn't surprise me any more but the blatant hate and discrimination and trashing of whites by Dems still astounds me. How can anybody hear things like that and not be alarmed?

Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2021 10:59 PM (PTDkx)

507 Mark, the same Barry Sadler as 'Ballad Of The Green Berets'?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

508 I wouldn't mind if Chick Fil A had the option to replace the pickles with jalapenos.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

Their spicy sandwich is good. Their spicy deluxe (comes with pepper jack cheese) is even gooder!!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)

509

I've read the inverted ones brown better...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 10:59 PM (89azx)

510 Doof, it is good and it's been too long since I had one now that I think about it... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

511 Pity that whale oil is the only lubricant rated as safe for the gearboxes on those huge windmills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Let the Great Flensing begin.
Posted by: Miklos, wondering if Darwin was right after all at November 01, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

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Don't blubber for me, Argentina.

Posted by: Evita Peron at November 01, 2021 11:00 PM (VxC1e)

512 Their spicy sandwich is good. Their spicy deluxe (comes with pepper jack cheese) is even gooder!!
Posted by: Doof

"deluxe"?

"DELUXE"!!??!

Conspicuous consumption, Mr. Rich Guy

Posted by: Thorstein Miklos-Veblen at November 01, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

513 I still remember the first time I tried a McRib, back in the 1980s. It felt like such a 'grown-up' entree.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

514 a 1960 Buick convertible which was strait out of the Jetsons. Beautiful car ! I would kill to have one!

If everything doesn't go completely pear shaped, if you can wait 10-15 years, there will be a glut of non-super special 50s and 60s cars on the market. The hobby revolves around people in their 50s and 60s with money wanting the cars they had or wanted in their 20s. Once they age out, there's a lot for sale and the supply exceeds the demand and the prices drop. In the 70s and 80s, most collector cars were prewar. Right now the prices on the normal 30s-early 50s cars are dropping (with inflation taken into effect of course) and 80s and 90s cars are increasing in price. Of course this doesn't apply to "special" cars, just " normal" cars. An LS-6 Cheve!!e SS of 1970 is always going to be a ton of cash. But a 396 may well drop in the future.

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 01, 2021 11:03 PM (3/XaG)

515 Miklos, Chick-Fil-A offers financing on the deluxe sandwich

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

516 ..Tonypete......really we would have time to sit down and play cards? We'd have to late at the rv Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 01, 2021 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)

Doof, QDP. Stand down, please. Let me suggest that you first ATTEND a TxMoMeet before you start throwing your own schedule bombs into the mix?

WDS has it right, if you're gonna card-game, do it after TxMoMeet hours, at your hotel or RV. Otherwise? In the general assemblage, setting up a card-table will create an exclusionary environment. The players at the table are in the game, and those not, aren't. That'd be a NOT COOL at the TxMoMeet. And a "tournament" is right out. There's reasons that we don't do "competition" at the shooting events, and we're not going to shoulder the organizational load of a card-match, either.

Take my advice, please. ATTEND, first. Suggest, later. If at all.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

517 Jim, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

518 I've read the inverted ones brown better...
Posted by: Zettai

Which side?

Posted by: Miklos with Trick Question at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

519 Gonna have to agree to disagree. The pickles just do not work for me on a McRib.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)

We can still be friends. My father in law is one of those guys who puts ketchup on his well done steak -- and I'm still friends with him.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (mZUr4)

520 ketchup on steak = good
catsup on steak = sacrilege

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

521 Also. Never go for the 3rd slice of red velvet nothing bundt cake.

Posted by: redchief at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (Kab4E)

522

Ladbrokes has Youngkin at 6/5, McAuliffe at 4/6...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:06 PM (8TyjG)

523 ketchup on steak = good
catsup on steak = sacrilege
Posted by: qdpsteve

It's the European accent that makes it

Posted by: Miklos with Fritz Feld POP! at November 01, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

524 Dijon catsup goes on everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2021 11:08 PM (VxC1e)

525 Doof, QDP. Stand down, please. Let me suggest that you first ATTEND a TxMoMeet before you start throwing your own schedule bombs into the mix?

WDS has it right, if you're gonna card-game, do it after TxMoMeet hours, at your hotel or RV. Otherwise? In the general assemblage, setting up a card-table will create an exclusionary environment. The players at the table are in the game, and those not, aren't. That'd be a NOT COOL at the TxMoMeet. And a "tournament" is right out. There's reasons that we don't do "competition" at the shooting events, and we're not going to shoulder the organizational load of a card-match, either.

Take my advice, please. ATTEND, first. Suggest, later. If at all.

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)


Point taken, Jim. Was actually talking about before or after the "official" activities. Like at a hotel (or RV such as WDS mentioned). Definitely not intending to step on anyone's toes.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:08 PM (mZUr4)

526 Mark! Mark! Mark!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 11:09 PM (U2p+3)

527 Dijon catsup goes on everything.
Posted by: Cicero

Das what I tells all the laties

Posted by: Dijon, due for Early Release at November 01, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

528 Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

Listen to Jim!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 11:09 PM (hOUT3)

529 "What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof "



Tell them you re unvaxed, even if you are.

Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2021 11:10 PM (PTDkx)

530 Ladbrokes has Youngkin at 6/5, McAuliffe at 4/6...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:06 PM (8TyjG)


Not To Worry Mate!

Posted by: Dominion Voting and Ballot Correction, LLC at November 01, 2021 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

531 Listen to Jim!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*bad Jonestown flashback*

Posted by: The Peoples' Miklos at November 01, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

532 I could go for a pre- or post-TXMoMee setup. No problemo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

533 531 Listen to Jim!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*bad Jonestown flashback*
Posted by: The Peoples' Miklos at November 01, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)


Here, have another sip of the KoolAid!

Posted by: Dominion Voting and Ballot Correction, LLC at November 01, 2021 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

534 Nutz!
It's been a longish day, have fun good people, I am done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 01, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

535 Here, have another sip of the KoolAid!
Posted by: Dominion Voting and Ballot Correction

I Doof mixes it....OK

Posted by: The Peoples' Miklos, with mild trepidation at November 01, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

536 *bad Jonestown flashback*

It's OK, you're out of there now. Sit back, relax, and have some grape Flavor Aid to calm down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 01, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)

537 Here, have another sip of the KoolAid!
Posted by: Dominion Voting and Ballot Correction


Mmm, tastes like propofol!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

538
Yes, two piece broiler pan. Top piece is a "grill", or rather a slotted tray, which fits into a pan to catch the drippings.

This old one of my mother's did a damn good job with the catfish. I can't remember the marinating recipe Miley found, but she was trying to get as close as close as she could to some of the local restaurant grilled catfish offerings.

Soak the fillets in that for a couple of hours, then a total broiling time of just 6 minutes. Put it under for 90 seconds, then pull and brush some more marinating on, go another 90, then flip, marianate, 90 more, marinate again, and the final 90s.

Came out damned fine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)

539 Has anyone that has received a exemption from the jab and have to do tests asked how long this testing theater needs to go on? Forever is not a valid response

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 01, 2021 11:15 PM (+I6Y/)

540 ..Jim, hmmm Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

There are ONLY three people who determine the course of events at a TxMoMeet. Rancher Bob, his bride the Cow Horse Queen, and Ben Had.

Weasel, myself and a select few others have "input", short of decision or control. And that "input" was either invited or earned, over time. Read Weasel's Gun Thread from last night. A LOT of preparation and work goes into the days leading up to the TxMoMeet. No small number of us show up days early to accomplish that work.

The best input you could offer? (and I don't mean this as an insult, not in the least). Bring a truly premium bottle of *fill in the blank*, and set it out on the open bar. Now, THAT is a Moron Worthy Gesture, and shall be appreciated!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)

541 I could go for a pre- or post-TXMoMee setup. No problemo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

That's what I meant all along. But I understand how Jim might not have seen it that way. Those folks who organize and host the MoMes work very hard and rightly should be protective of the way things are done.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)

542 It's OK, you're out of there now. Sit back, relax, and have some grape Flavor Aid to calm down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

*surreptitiously adds some MD 20/20*

Thanks, pal.

Posted by: The Peoples' Miklos, with a sense of calm at November 01, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

543 Jim, got it thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

544 Bring a truly premium bottle of *fill in the blank*, and set it out on the open bar. Now, THAT is a Moron Worthy Gesture, and shall be appreciated!

Jim

*considers what is out back that is still fermentable*

Posted by: Miklos is somewhat familiar with zymurgy and related arts at November 01, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

545 qdpsteve,
You're not going to threadjack a TX MoMe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

546 3000 (!) at Youngkins' final rally 2nite in Loudoun County, at VA state fairgrounds.

puppet show
Terry McAuliffe

Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2021 11:19 PM (Cssks)

547 Once a year we go to a County or State Fair. I eat sorta sensibly most of the time, but just once a year I go nuts with the "fair food". Wouldn't want a steady diet of the stuff, but that ONE time is great.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2021 11:19 PM (KATBx)

548 nurse, where did I say I wanted to?
I suggested a tourney and Doof as well as WDS also liked the idea. Never said the whole thing should be about the cards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

549 The best input you could offer? (and I don't mean this as an insult, not in the least). Bring a truly premium bottle of *fill in the blank*, and set it out on the open bar. Now, THAT is a Moron Worthy Gesture, and shall be appreciated!


Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:15 PM (QzJWU)


If I am able to attend next year, I'll be driving. Probably 2-3 days each way. On the way, I'll be staying a night in Lexington, KY. Where I plan to acquire MANY bottles of premium hooch. I'm an appreciative guest!

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)

550 Doof, Lexington is Hooch Central?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

551 Where I plan to acquire MANY bottles of premium hooch. I'm an appreciative guest!
Posted by: Doof

*makes devious plans to waylay Doof*

Posted by: Miklos on a back country road at November 01, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

552 Hearts was the other popular card game along with Euchre up in Michigan. I'm not sure anyone plays Hearts these days either.

Posted by: Lirio100 at November 01, 2021 11:23 PM (uFOGo)

553 Wouldn't want a steady diet of the stuff, but that ONE time is great.
Posted by: irongrampa

Elephant Ears.

Just the one, please.

Posted by: Miklos notes that in Hungary they are called "langos" at November 01, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

554 ..I suggested a tourney and Doof as well as WDS also liked the idea. Never said the whole thing should be about the cards. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

A tourney IS a Major Undertaking, a large suckage of time, attentions and energies. It is NOT a fit for the energy or vibe of the TxMoMeet, whether you believe me or not.

You've oft mentioned launching your own MoMeet in certain desolate areas of the Western U.S.? Build one around a card tournament, and knock yourself out.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:24 PM (QzJWU)

555 qdpsteve,
You ALWAYS threadjack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 11:25 PM (U2p+3)

556 The first part of Coast to Coast looks Ok tonight, for a change.

Posted by: Alternative Miklos at November 01, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

557 Elephant Ears.

Just the one, please.

Posted by: Miklos notes that in Hungary they are called "langos" at November 01, 2021 11:24 PM



Mon estomac...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:25 PM (lZVV1)

558 Doof, Lexington is Hooch Central?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:21 PM

Kentucky in general as far as bourbon. I'm just very familiar with Lexington having been there many times for work. I've bought more bottles of bourbon in the Lex area than I can count. I usually acquire several varieties that are plentiful in KY but hard to find elsewhere

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:25 PM (mZUr4)

559 Jim, I said I understand just a bit ago. Please see my comment at 543.

Defending myself from Nurse's comment is not nearly the same thing as saying you're wrong.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

560 nurse, not true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

561 You ALWAYS threadjack.


That's threadjack fact, jack!

Boom-shockalocka-boom-shockalocka

Posted by: Aaarmy training Miklos Sir at November 01, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

562 Where's Skip?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:30 PM (pgzfR)

563 Aaaaaarmy training SIR!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

564 Are you guys doing Stripes or Private Benjamin?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

565 A tourney IS a Major Undertaking, a large suckage of time, attentions and energies. It is NOT a fit for the energy or vibe of the TxMoMeet, whether you believe me or not.

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:24 PM (QzJWU)


The tourney was my idea - qdpsteve just expressed interest. And it was not at all intended to be a suggestion to be added to the "official" events at the ranch. It was an idea for folks at a hotel before or after. Really sorry for the misunderstanding.

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:31 PM (mZUr4)

566 Where's Skip?
Posted by: Braenyard

Hopefully, he's sleeping.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:32 PM (arJlL)

567 Aaaaaarmy training SIR!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I love it when a joke plan comes together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith at November 01, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

568 ..Defending myself from Nurse's comment is not nearly the same thing as saying you're wrong. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

1. Nurse wasn't wrong. 2. Neither am I. 3. SILENCE! (or as Achmed would say: "I keel you!") 4. Attend. 5. Experience. 6. Appreciate. 7. (maybe) Understand.

You're NOT unwelcome at a TxMoMeet. Quite the opposite, in fact. But DO please show up with a bit of quiet humility, use your ears n' mouth in the proportions that God provided, and arrive having erased all preconceived notions about the event from your mindcasting. It will be nothing like you expect, nothing you've experienced, and nothing you've even yet dared hope for. It will be more, and you need to turn your personal dial down from "eleventy", to "two" or such. You'll enjoy it more, when you do.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

569 Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith

YOU'RE a Colonel ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:33 PM (arJlL)

570 Doof, that's correct. Thanks for clarifying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

571 Robert's Rangers
Transgender patient CAN sue Catholic hospital that refused to perform hysterectomy when he it transitioned from female to male: SCOTUS declines to take medical center's side _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:34 PM (pgzfR)

572 Jim: again, got it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

573 Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith

YOU'RE a Colonel ?
Posted by: JT

Well, in Kentucky.

Posted by: Col. Miklos, Certified Auctioneer at November 01, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

574

Rittenhouse jury is seated: 11 men, 9 women -- one of whom is pigmented...

Trial starts in the morn...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:36 PM (lZVV1)

575 Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith

YOU'RE a Colonel ?
Posted by: JT

Well, in Kentucky.
Posted by: Col. Miklos, Certified Auctioneer

Isn't everyone ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:37 PM (arJlL)

576 574

Rittenhouse jury is seated: 11 men, 9 women -- one of whom is pigmented...

Trial starts in the morn...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:36 PM (lZVV1)
--------------

put that in your prayers

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:38 PM (pgzfR)

577 Isn't everyone ?
Posted by: JT

Not sure, but I think you have to ask.

Posted by: Col. Miklos Sanders at November 01, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

578 Transgender patient CAN sue Catholic hospital that refused to perform hysterectomy when he it transitioned from female to male: SCOTUS declines to take medical center's side _DM Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:34 PM (pgzfR)

That sounds like a procedural thing. There's no way ze wins the case on the merits.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 01, 2021 11:38 PM (BMmaB)

579 What constitutes a threadjack?

Posted by: RTW at November 01, 2021 11:40 PM (GJnvT)

580 That sounds like a procedural thing. There's no way ze wins the case on the merits.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Removing a uterus does sound like a procedure.

Posted by: not that Miklos knows anything at November 01, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

581 I'm not sure anyone plays Hearts these days either. Posted by: Lirio100 at November 01, 2021 11:23 PM (uFOGo)

It was a big time suck on PCs about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 01, 2021 11:41 PM (BMmaB)

582 @506

>>How can anybody hear things like that and not be alarmed?

As has been said, Democrats are whacked out of their minds, white democrats doubly so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2021 11:41 PM (Avp4z)

583 ..The tourney was my idea - qdpsteve just expressed interest. And it was not at all intended to be a suggestion to be added to the "official" events at the ranch. It was an idea for folks at a hotel before or after. Really sorry for the misunderstanding. Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:31 PM (mZUr4)

Thank you for the clarification! It takes a few percentage points off of QDP in the endless suggestions department. A. Few.

Fact is, you'll find that you won't want to break away from the general gatherings in order to play a game of cards with a mere few. Not when the many are so very much more engaging than whatever the odds say are next up from the deck.

Cards would be BORING, in comparison. Come experience, and tell me if I'm wrong.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)

584 Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith

YOU'RE a Colonel ?
Posted by: JT

(Ethel Merman to Terry Thomas in Its AMad Mad....World)

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:42 PM (arJlL)

585 RTW: it's bringing up topics unrelated to the Cob's original content, and causing everyone to respond to those topics.

Have I done it in the past? Sure, numerous times. But to say I always do it is just not true. MisHum would have banned me permanently a long time ago if I was constantly threadjacking. I also have zero interest in threadjacking a MoMee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

586 Fever in the morning. Fever every day and night.

"Caravan of 3,000 migrants limps towards southern Mexico as dengue fever and heavy rain impedes its march to the US border"

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:43 PM (pgzfR)

587 Jim, just wanna clarify: I never had any interest in hijacking the TX MoMee with endless card playing. I think you misunderstood me on that point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

588

What a disappointment Kavanaugh and Barrett have turned out to be...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:44 PM (lZVV1)

589 Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
-------------

I think it's been settled.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:45 PM (pgzfR)

590 Galveston Jim -- I look forward to meeting you one day and enjoying a bourbon with you. And another, and another, and so on...

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 11:47 PM (mZUr4)

591

Everyone's run off to play card games, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:48 PM (lZVV1)

592
#tikitorchterry

c'mon Virginia!

Posted by: Darth Tater at November 01, 2021 11:49 PM (kyKhl)

593 ..Jim, just wanna clarify: I never had any interest in hijacking the TX MoMee with endless card playing. I think you misunderstood me on that point. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

You're lawyering the "endless card playing." Which is the very definition of a tournament.

How bout you forget ANY card playing (other than in your own hotel or RV), altogether? Go with the TxMoMeet flow of events, and forget about even ever having even one of your fingers anywhere near the rudder of things? Run your own MoMeet as you wish. At the TxMoMeet, you'll be a welcomed guest. Enjoy your welcome, and your fellow Hordelings. That'll be quite enough to satisfy both you and your hosts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:50 PM (QzJWU)

594 Bowling tournament's been strafed.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:50 PM (pgzfR)

595 I'm out.
Pick a fight night's no fun.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:51 PM (pgzfR)

596 Bowling tournament's been strafed.
Posted by: Braenyard

At the Texas MoMee ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:52 PM (arJlL)

597 I'm out.
Pick a fight night's no fun.
Posted by: Braenyard

Come back on Pick-a-Nose Night ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:53 PM (arJlL)

598 Removing a uterus does sound like a procedure.
Posted by: not that Miklos knows anything at November 01, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

Well, if the surgeon takes it out, I hope he shows it a good time. At least it will be in better company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)

599 Bowling PIN shoot might be fun at the TxMoMeet. But no scores kept or trophies given.

We really, really don't do Tournament Mode there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

600 Well, if the surgeon takes it out, I hope he shows it a good time. At least it will be in better company.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 11:53 PM



And respects it in the morning! And, perhaps, rings later too...

Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:55 PM (MKZOo)

601 Removing a uterus does sound like a procedure.
Posted by: not that Miklos knows anything at November 01, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)


Not if its on a guy.....

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2021 11:56 PM (arJlL)

602 Jim: again, please see where I've posted (twice now), "got it." Also, when I posted earlier that I'm fine with tourneys only occuring BEFORE or AFTER the official TX MoMee.

This all means that I understand that you get to run the TX MoMee however you wish. If you say no card playing at the official venue, then that's how it is. I UNDERSTAND THAT. Is that clear enough?

I also understand that you and others work really hard to make the TX MoMee, as it is, a great experience. I've never claimed otherwise but if I gave any impression to the contrary, I apologize.

At the same time, I should be allowed to defend myself from these "qdpsteve always hijacks!!" comments. That's all I'm trying to do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2021 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

603 Transgender patient CAN sue Catholic hospital that refused to perform hysterectomy when he it transitioned from female to male: SCOTUS declines to take medical center's side _DM
Posted by: Braenyard at November 01, 2021 11:34 PM (pgzfR)

So, bake the damned cake and rip out my hoohah? These people are certifiable. I suppose there is a hospital out there that would do unnecessary surgery on perfectly healthy tissue, but going to a Catholic hospital is just obnoxious. Jesus says.... "fuck off."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 01, 2021 11:57 PM (qvjMx)

604 Bowling PIN shoot might be fun at the TxMoMeet. But no scores kept or trophies given.

We really, really don't do Tournament Mode there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2021 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

A poker shoot might be fun. Tape 12 cards, face down, to cardboard. Player gets six shots with revolver. Best 5-card poker hand wins. Not really competitive, because players are shooting the cards blind. Like a poker run with horses or motorcycles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

605
The 1TB hard drive on my HP laptop just died. Hard. This one is paired with an Optane module, and I thought maybe something was screwed with that, but nope, Optane module is good, hard drive is FUBAR'd.

Gonna have to put a new one in, and then see if I can get the HP shit reinstalled (the recovery partition is of course, hosed along with everything else). But I may not really need it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 01, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

606 After the polls close tomorrow they'll do an analysis of how things are going and put in an order for enough absentee ballots to be printed and delivered filled out.

They don't need envelopes or signatures or postmarks or any identifing info because the hacks in black insist that every ballot gets counted.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2021 12:01 AM (qbjcJ)

607 Transgender patient CAN sue Catholic hospital that refused to perform hysterectomy when he it transitioned from female to male: SCOTUS declines to take medical center's side _DM
Posted by: Braenyard

So, slice him open, sew him up and give him a bear uterus, or some such.

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:02 AM (arJlL)

608 So, slice him open, sew him up and give him a bear uterus, or some such.
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:02 AM (arJlL)

There should be some nice cancerous prostates available on Craigslist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:03 AM (P3gRi)

609 The Enemy used to use the tactic of temptation and fun. "Hot girls! Free food! Good music!" Now it's " Trannies for you! Eat bugs! You will own nothing! And you are a racist! " so, are they nuts or is God befuddling their minds?

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 02, 2021 12:04 AM (3/XaG)

610 539 Has anyone that has received a exemption from the jab and have to do tests asked how long this testing theater needs to go on? Forever is not a valid response
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 01, 2021 11:15 PM (+I6Y/)

Welp, I'm DoD. So far, they demanded that we all report our vax status, and then they decided they would do it differently, so we all reported again through another website. So much for privacy of medical records. Then, they said we could apply for an exemption, but they didn't have the means of doing so nor any way to determine the merits and decide to grant an exemption, but that they planned to make those decisions and let us know. Of course, the time to get the shots to meet the deadline has passed, and still no word on whether or not we can apply or receive an exemption. The first week of this nonsense, we had to get tested, but then we went on a "pause." So no testing since. But come Nov 22, that is all supposed to change again, when everyone gets fired, but then a judge sided with the folks who filed against the mandate, so who the hell knows?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 02, 2021 12:04 AM (qvjMx)

611 There should be some nice cancerous prostates available on Craigslist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

ew.

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:04 AM (arJlL)

612 #601

I'm going in for a hysterectomy.
I can get another month sick leave out of that.
With complications I can get six month!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 02, 2021 12:05 AM (qbjcJ)

613 ..A poker shoot might be fun. Tape 12 cards, face down, to cardboard. Player gets six shots with revolver. Best 5-card poker hand wins. Not really competitive, because players are shooting the cards blind. Like a poker run with horses or motorcycles. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

That sounds like legit, actual fun! But, alas, the limiting factor is always time. We do the Handgun 101 thing for the newbies, and that chews up about three hours, right there. And we had a bit less pistol bay time this year, than last.

The rest of the time? We try to keep open for folks to shoot the vast collection of toys we leave out on the table. Rotate as many shooters through as we can safely manage. And that's the larger point. We just try to keep it loose, keep it fun, and keep it SAFE!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2021 12:06 AM (QzJWU)

614 #609
Nice

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2021 12:07 AM (qbjcJ)

615 Everyone's run off to play card games, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at November 01, 2021 11:48 PM (lZVV1)

Well, the blog does have a fitting name!!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:07 AM (mZUr4)

616 With complications I can get six month!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 02, 2021 12:05 AM (qbjcJ)

I guess it's all been a bit downhill since your lobotomy, eh?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 02, 2021 12:07 AM (qvjMx)

617 Ugh. Tired but cannot sleep.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 02, 2021 12:07 AM (YglAn)

618 ew.
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:04 AM (arJlL)

Trannies are all about ew.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:07 AM (P3gRi)

619 The rest of the time? We try to keep open for folks to shoot the vast collection of toys we leave out on the table. Rotate as many shooters through as we can safely manage. And that's the larger point. We just try to keep it loose, keep it fun, and keep it SAFE!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

And don't invite Alec !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:08 AM (arJlL)

620 I will have to work on attending the next MoMee. A whole bunch of things will have to work out so I may as well get started and see just what shakes out.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2021 12:08 AM (KATBx)

621 Miklos is now horizontal. However, I do have small antipasto selection and a glass of nice Chianti.

Posted by: Miklos, with reading to do at November 02, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

622 If he's Muslim give him a pig's uterus.
Tell him as soon as she wakes up.

Heehee

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2021 12:10 AM (qbjcJ)

623 ..And don't invite Alec ! Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:08 AM (arJlL)

HA!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

624 How can ya drink whilst horizontal ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:11 AM (arJlL)

625 Time at a shooting range sounds like fun.
Where can I sign up?

Posted by: Dick Cheney at November 02, 2021 12:13 AM (qbjcJ)

626 If he's Muslim give him a pig's uterus.
Tell him as soon as she wakes up.

Heehee
Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2021 12:10 AM (qbjcJ)

I think it's a woman, wishing to become a counterfeit male, that wants to shed her uterus. I'm OK with that, because if she is that fucked up, the last thing we need is for her to drop a screamer, and fuck it up, too. Too bad Dr. Gosnell is no longer available. That's right up his alley.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:14 AM (P3gRi)

627 How can ya drink whilst horizontal ?
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:11 AM (arJlL)

Sounds like a dare

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:14 AM (mZUr4)

628 How can ya drink whilst horizontal ?
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:11 AM (arJlL)

Sounds like a dare
Posted by: Doof

What if he drowns ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:16 AM (arJlL)

629 Gravity and I have an Understanding

Posted by: Miklos, with reading to do at November 02, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

630 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)





I totally understand your desire to make a statement! But consider your environment, as I have to in mine. I live in a very blue part of what should be a red state. And I do stuff that puts me in the public eye sometimes. But I temper my comments because fucking Antifa and BLM and the damn MSM. On of my boss's favorite sayings is "Silence cannot be mis-quoted."

Remember that in this political environment there are people that will follow you home and threaten you. Be safe first of all.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (RAodA)

631 I think it's a woman, wishing to become a counterfeit male, that wants to shed her uterus. I'm OK with that, because if she is that fucked up, the last thing we need is for her to drop a screamer, and fuck it up, too. Too bad Dr. Gosnell is no longer available. That's right up his alley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Do they throw in the Addadicktome for free ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (arJlL)

632 How can ya drink whilst horizontal ?
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:11 AM (arJlL)

Sounds like a dare
Posted by: Doof

What if he drowns ?
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:16 AM (arJlL)

If he drowns, he drowns

Posted by: Ivan Drago at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (mZUr4)

633 Do they throw in the Addadicktome for free ?
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (arJlL)

Only at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:19 AM (P3gRi)

634 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof

Aw heck, just go !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (arJlL)

635 Maybe I just shoulda said OPSEC

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (RAodA)

636 If he drowns, he drowns
Posted by: Ivan Drago

You could start a business, Inc even

Posted by: Miklos, from Slavic Customer "Service" at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

637 I totally understand your desire to make a statement! But consider your environment, as I have to in mine. I live in a very blue part of what should be a red state. And I do stuff that puts me in the public eye sometimes. But I temper my comments because fucking Antifa and BLM and the damn MSM. On of my boss's favorite sayings is "Silence cannot be mis-quoted."

Remember that in this political environment there are people that will follow you home and threaten you. Be safe first of all.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (RAodA)

Not tying to make a statement - just want to be available for my son's possible (likely) last volleyball game. Older son was only joking about wearing my MAGA hat. Although in this area (very red part of a blue state) MAGA hats and Trump flags are still plentiful.

Posted by: Ivan Drago at November 02, 2021 12:21 AM (mZUr4)

638 You could start a business, Inc even
Posted by: Miklos, from Slavic Customer "Service" at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

Maybe an auction house.

Drago Inc, Drago Inc, Dra Gone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:22 AM (P3gRi)

639 634 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof

Aw heck, just go !
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (arJlL)

I have a Tshirt my kids bought for me many years ago, for Father's day.... says...

Fight Crime
Shoot Back.

Got me off of a couple of Juries...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2021 12:22 AM (oHd/0)

640

Humans are the only mammal that cannot breath and swallow at the same time -- except infants, who lose this ability about the time they begin to speak...

Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 12:22 AM (jh+8d)

641 Sorry, NC Ref -- forgot to remove the Rocky IV sock when I responded to your comment

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:23 AM (mZUr4)

642 Aw heck, just go !
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (arJlL)

I'm gonna do what Whig and Jordan61 suggested and request a postponement.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM (mZUr4)

643 After a day of notifying Jerry's few surviving concerned folks I'm trying to finalize the plans so we can get to AZ.

God bless Jerry Tobin, the best FIL I could have asked for. RIP.

Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM (55Qr6)

644 Humans are the only mammal that cannot breath and swallow at the same time -- except infants, who lose this ability about the time they begin to speak...
Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 12:22 AM (jh+8d)

What about Kameltoe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM (P3gRi)

645 If he drowns, he drowns
Posted by: Ivan Drago

You could start a business, Inc even
Posted by: Miklos, from Slavic Customer "Service" at November 02, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

And we will have a Department of Redundancy Department. It will be right near the ATM machine.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:26 AM (mZUr4)

646 Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Doof

If ya tell them about your son's volleyball game, they'll probably just re-schedule ya.

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:26 AM (arJlL)

647 What about Kameltoe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM



Reptilian...

Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 12:26 AM (jh+8d)

648 After a day of notifying Jerry's few surviving concerned folks I'm trying to finalize the plans so we can get to AZ.

God bless Jerry Tobin, the best FIL I could have asked for. RIP.
Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM (55Qr6)

Condolences to you and Jules.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:27 AM (P3gRi)

649 LOL no worries Doof I got your post

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:27 AM (RAodA)

650 What about Kameltoe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:25 AM (P3gRi)

*chuckles while nodding*

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:27 AM (mZUr4)

651 Fight Crime
Shoot Back.

Got me off of a couple of Juries...
Posted by: Romeo13

That's pretty funny !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:27 AM (arJlL)

652 Most jurisdictions will approve reasonable requests for delays if you explain why.
Posted by: whig at November 01, 2021 09:38 PM (9hXN1)

Not the feds! My husband just got a notice and tried to call to get out of it. He is self-employed, not employees and can't afford to be out of the office.

They basically said tough poo. County courts will let you off the hook no prob. Fortunately, he only had to call in every night after 6pm to find out if he would have to show up (which would have been a real problem) but he never had to, so he lucked out.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the anti-DOTE at November 02, 2021 12:28 AM (hlxe7)

653 I'm gonna do what Whig and Jordan61 suggested and request a postponement.
Posted by: Doof

Bitter Clinger made some astute observations !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:29 AM (arJlL)

654 Condolences to you and Jules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:30 AM (arJlL)

655 If ya tell them about your son's volleyball game, they'll probably just re-schedule ya.
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:26 AM (arJlL)

That's what I'll try. If that doesn't work, I'll start quoting John Belushi from Blues Brothers -- the Carrie Fisher flamethrower scene

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:30 AM (mZUr4)

656 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are proud to announce in coordination with the Global warming Conference in Scoutland the Brattleboro Carbon Offset Certificate. It is $100 per certificate stating you are offsetting 10 Cubic feet of Carbon to help save the planet. The more certificates you buy the more you are doing to save the planet.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2021 12:32 AM (otFiP)

657 That's what I'll try. If that doesn't work, I'll start quoting John Belushi from Blues Brothers -- the Carrie Fisher flamethrower scene


Bring and release some actual locusts

Posted by: Miklosian Persuasion LLP at November 02, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

658 That's what I'll try. If that doesn't work, I'll start quoting John Belushi from Blues Brothers -- the Carrie Fisher flamethrower scene
Posted by: Doof

Let us know how ya make out !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:32 AM (arJlL)

659 It is $100 per certificate stating you are offsetting 10 Cubic feet of Carbon to help save the planet. The more certificates you buy the more you are doing to save the planet.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 02, 2021 12:32 AM (otFiP)

Great idea, Mary! And with the money you raise, you could buy several hundred bags of charcoal, and hold a big steak barbecue for the townsfolk of Brattleboro.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:34 AM (P3gRi)

660 Bring and release some actual locusts
Posted by: Miklosian Persuasion LLP at November 02, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

5 months ago I coulda done that with cicadas

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)

661
Just show up wearing a T-shirt that says, "Ask me about jury nullification!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

662 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

I have bought more than 123 CISCOCs!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 02, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

663 if your jury notification didn't come with proof of delivery, just shit can it and do nothing...

they can't prove you got it, so they have no way to enforce. be the sand in the gears.

Fuck the System: it's rigged against you, so the only way to win is to refuse to play the game.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:38 AM (8xiTL)

664 we are no longer a nation of laws, and i see no reason to help perpetuate the myth.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:40 AM (8xiTL)

665 the one jury i was on was two days of my life wasted over whether one illegal abused another in a drunken stupor...

your tax $$ @ waste.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:41 AM (8xiTL)

666 Humans are the only mammal that cannot breath and swallow at the same time -- except infants, who lose this ability about the time they begin to speak...
Posted by: Zettai

We can't breathe and drown at the same time either !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:41 AM (arJlL)

667 !

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:42 AM (8xiTL)

668 Sometimes I think the myth is just made up.

Posted by: Miklos, so cynical for one so young at November 02, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

669 if your jury notification didn't come with proof of delivery, just shit can it and do nothing...

they can't prove you got it, so they have no way to enforce. be the sand in the gears.

Fuck the System: it's rigged against you, so the only way to win is to refuse to play the game.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:38 AM (8xiTL)

Right on!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:45 AM (mZUr4)

670 another way out, which may, or may not w*rk, is to dress uber casual... if nothing is said, wear shorts & a t-shirt, preferably with a non-PC theme.

if the judge has a fit, point out that nothing was said about a dress code, and, since you are being inconvenienced by their enforced slavery, you figured the least you could do is be comfortable whilst toiling in his fields.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:45 AM (8xiTL)

671
When I was in my 20s, I got called for jury duty for the first time. That was one of the most disillusioning episodes of my life. Sort of induced cynicism in me.

I could go on, but a poor ol' guy had to admit he was illiterate early in the process -- he could read the form he had to fill out. Damn judge let him through, and had a clerk read the questions for him and take down his answers.

I felt sorry for the guy -- he was clearly embarrassed and ashamed, but damn, he should have been sent home right then and there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

672 Just show up wearing a T-shirt that says, "Ask me about jury nullification!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)





Hahahaha yep this is the best answer! You'll be outta there before you can ask for a scorecard.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:45 AM (RAodA)

673 Sometimes I think the myth is just made up.
Posted by: Miklos, so cynical for one so young at November 02, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeth. Yeth it ith.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:46 AM (mZUr4)

674 Sometimes I think the myth is just made up.
Posted by: Miklos, so cynical for one so young at November 02, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeth. Yeth it ith.
Posted by: Doof

Myth ? May I have thith danth ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:48 AM (arJlL)

675 Well, getting on for 2300 here, and I am getting sleepy. Going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:49 AM (P3gRi)

676 'night, AOP !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 12:49 AM (arJlL)

677 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

I have bought more than 123 CISCOCs!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at November 02, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
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every time i have spare cash, i go down to the supply house and buy canisters of CO2, which i release into the air, so i don't have to worry about freezing to death in a new Ice Age!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 12:50 AM (8xiTL)

678 Mayeth we Danth with yo dates?

Posted by: Miklos Day and the Knights at November 02, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

679 Sometimes I think the myth is just made up.
Posted by: Miklos
-----
Myth begotten

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 12:51 AM (UMXod)

680 Condolences to you and Jules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2021 12:27

TY so much. Maybe we can connect when we are out there.

T & J

Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2021 12:52 AM (55Qr6)

681 I'mma kick all of y'alls atheth!!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 02, 2021 12:52 AM (mZUr4)

682

I've stepped away for moment only return to find the thread has devolved into lithping...

Bugger me dead!

Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 12:52 AM (MKZOo)

683 Myth begotten
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Old times there are not forgotten
Look away, look away

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably south of the Mason-Dixon at November 02, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

684 Sometimes I think the myth is just made up.
Posted by: Miklos



Michael Penn says there is No Myth

https://youtu.be/IxkJHX7ukKE

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 12:57 AM (mZUr4)

685 Oh and on the topic of how much society is sucking lately, I had to show a red card (ejection) for Violent Conduct in my women's recreational Over 30 league game tonight. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:58 AM (RAodA)

686 This Clempson blue cheese is pretty good

Posted by: Miklos, pleasantly pleased at November 02, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

687
Reminds me of another funny Law and Order moment. It was good until there at the last when they got so damned political. But a few of those were still good, when they occasionally did a decent story without the politics.

It was one of these, after Jack McCoy got to be the big DA (or at least acting big DA, before he got elected), and they had this new guy doing the exec ADA job, Cutter, with some hottie as his assistant (this was Alana de le Garza).

Cutter notices a male juror has the hots for his gal. So he gives her the big break of letting her handle a crucial cross-examination. She thinks he thinks she's got real legal talent.

She finds out later it was just because that juror was staring at her legs and ass, and Cutter used that to their advantage. She gets in a huff and complains to McCoy.

He replies, "Well, you want me to put you in a burka?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

688 WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: NC Ref
====

Lack of vaccination...and global warming

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 01:00 AM (JioHo)

689
Mary Clogis SO RIGHT!!!


-- Sewer Clog

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2021 01:00 AM (+aiYj)

690 Oh and on the topic of how much society is sucking lately, I had to show a red card (ejection) for Violent Conduct in my women's recreational Over 30 league game tonight. WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:58 AM (RAodA)


Probably a chansgender woman. Was "her" name Hank?

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:01 AM (mZUr4)

691 Just heard on the radio

"We can treat the root cause of erectile dysfunction"

Heh

Hehehe

Posted by: Miklos, youthfully juvenile at November 02, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

692 Remember that in this political environment there are people that will follow you home and threaten you. Be safe first of all.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:17 AM (RAodA)
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that would be a *poor* choice on their part... a few years back, i was at a public meeting about a proposed development of Universal Studios lot here in LA...

lots of bused in union thugs, and, in the parking lot, they did a lot of "loud talk" about "get their license plates" and "follow them home" to the crowd at large...

i yelled out, in my best outdoor Army voice "you better be bullet proof if you do!" and that was that.
conditions were such they had no idea who said it, so they couldn't single me out, but that was the end of the indirect threats.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 01:01 AM (8xiTL)

693 Tis time. Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2021 01:01 AM (KATBx)

694 Nite IG!

Posted by: Miklos, youthfully juvenile at November 02, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

695 This is their Twitter page, but they haven't posted since 2014.
Posted by: qdpsteve

This is from Amazon.com, the signs are not good

Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 02, 2021 01:04 AM (y7zkd)

696 Alana de le Garza. Wow. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:04 AM (mZUr4)

697
That juror was spending a lot of time in his bunk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:05 AM (Mzdiz)

698 Tis time. Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 02, 2021 01:01

Indeed. Ya'll sleep well.

Posted by: Farmer at November 02, 2021 01:05 AM (55Qr6)

699 'Nite, IG !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 01:06 AM (arJlL)

700 This is from Amazon.com, the signs are not good
----

Sounds like Amazon is using a Magic 8 Ball.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 01:06 AM (UMXod)

701 Good night, IG. (I love hanging out at a place where IG does NOT mean Instagram)

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:07 AM (mZUr4)

702 Geeze, all of the old guys are making for the snoozer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29 at November 02, 2021 01:07 AM (UMXod)

703 Probably a chansgender woman. Was "her" name Hank?
Posted by: Doof at November

I had a charwoman in London. Everything she cleaned was well done.

Posted by: Miklos, a rare sort of chap at November 02, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Geeze, all of the old guys are making for the snoozer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29

I'm gettin' close !

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2021 01:08 AM (arJlL)

705 Geeze, all of the old guys are making for the snoozer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29 at November 02, 2021 01:07 AM (UMXod)

2am here. I should be asleep. Why am I not??

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2021 01:09 AM (mZUr4)

706

It's already past 0600Z here at the palatial Zettaibunker...

Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 01:11 AM (jh+8d)

707 i yelled out, in my best outdoor Army voice "you better be bullet proof if you do!" and that was that.
conditions were such they had no idea who said it, so they couldn't single me out, but that was the end of the indirect threats.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 01:01 AM (8xiTL)




Oh yeah. I get the same thing, spectators or idiot Dads want to meet in the parking lot after the game to "talk." My first and best response is to let their friends and family know that assault on a sports official is a felony in this state and many others. So back away and leave or if I have to call the cops it's out of my hands. Or if that doesn't work OPSEC

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:11 AM (RAodA)

708 It was sometimes especially challenging in this Latino league I worked where the league owner...who I worked for and paid me...would also bet on the games. And would also be packing LOL

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:14 AM (RAodA)

709 Pikov, yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2021 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)

710 Any sufficiently palatial bunker has its own time zone.

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at November 02, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

711 Oh and on the topic of how much society is sucking lately, I had to show a red card (ejection) for Violent Conduct in my women's recreational Over 30 league game tonight. WTF is wrong with people?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 12:58 AM (RAodA)
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well, only small children and the mentally ill want anything to do with kickball, so this was to be expected.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 01:17 AM (8xiTL)

712 Hahaha red well I guess I fall into one of those categories

At least they pay me to be there

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:19 AM (RAodA)

713 NC - I've probably asked before, what part of the state are you in?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 01:20 AM (JioHo)

714
Speaking of Euro kickball, there has been over an order of magnitude increase in "cardiac events" amongst the young and buff pro kickball players.

https://tinyurl.com/bc2mj7bn

The cause of this is a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma of course. We may never know the cause.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)

715 Fucking Durham. Spent 20 yrs in Chapel Hill/Carrboro but got a better deal buying a house here. Time to get out though. Looking SE or NW. Like Atlantic Beach or King/Mt Airy.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:22 AM (RAodA)

716 Fucking Durham. Spent 20 yrs in Chapel Hill/Carrboro
-------

Heh. Out of the Lib pan into the Lib fire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 01:25 AM (KfC1e)

717 publius thank you very much for that link and all the other info you've shared with us over this plandemic mess. I'm in the middle of a huge argument with my mom about not wanting to get shot up so all your information has been super helpful. Not that I'll get to see my Mom again soon but that's her issue not mine. Appreciate you publius!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:28 AM (RAodA)

718 I've been spending some time in Havelock recently, have a new client there that I really enjoy visiting his bar. Morgan's Pub. Great people. A Moron friendly environment.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 02, 2021 01:31 AM (RAodA)

719 Just seeing headlines on Yahoo of all placed - pandemic seems to be winding down. And yet lets get the workplace mandates fired up?! ashoes

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 02, 2021 01:31 AM (+I6Y/)

720
You're welcome.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

721 yeah, publis, i discomforted a young resident at the VA today when i rattled off all the reasons why i wasn't A: worried about the ChiCom Crud and B: why the vaccine wasn't for shit... he had nothing to fight back with.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 01:48 AM (8xiTL)

722
Oh, before I go, something I just saw Karl Denninger is working on, and he'll have a full post about it in a day or two. I saw something about this a few days ago, he did too, and decided to run his own analysis of it.

There appears to be some wide variation in AE (adverse event) reports in VAERS between various lot numbers of the vaccines, Moderna being the worst. He downloaded the entire VAERS data set, and that prompted a righteous rant in the Bar section of his forum.

If you didn't know better, you would conclude that the govt. makes it as hard and convoluted as possible to use their supposed public data. It's like they want Joe Sixpack with a computer and some analysis skills to give up. Seriously, everybody public and private does this with data they are required to release but don't want to. They obfuscate the hell of it.

Anyway, he's seeing this, and it's stark for Moderna. Huge variation of AEs vs lot number of the jabs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)

723 Miklos, you still here? i could go with an authentic goulash recipe from the family lore... search results are all over the place.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 01:51 AM (8xiTL)

724
Most innocent, best case explanation for variation of AE with lot numbers: heavy confounding. Different populations get different lots, say, some lots were early with the elderly first and most high risk at first, other lots came later.

Worst case: severe quality control problems of manufacturing.

Hint, it seems to be more the latter than the former.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)

725
Would you believe there are a significant number of MDs who have never even heard of VAERS?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

726 I could and should get up and get to work early.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 01:59 AM (2JoB8)

727 and, IIRC, there are credible reports of "doctors" either refusing, or being told not to, report suspected adverse events.

pretty sure the child i was talking to today was told not to engage with any patient who actually knew what they were talking about.

they are after the sheep, and have been told not to engage the sheepdogs.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:04 AM (8xiTL)

728 I say that nearly every day, Skip. Lately, I seldom follow through

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 02, 2021 02:04 AM (OHsnM)

729 Anya if your a fan
https://youtu.be/k6E6zZy0B5M

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 02:06 AM (2JoB8)

730 723 Miklos, you still here? i could go with an authentic goulash recipe from the family lore... search results are all over the place.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din

Junemeyer.com

Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 02, 2021 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

731 I've been spending some time in Havelock recently, have a new client there that I really enjoy visiting his bar. Morgan's Pub. Great people. A Moron friendly environment.
Posted by: NC Ref
--------

Ah.OBX territory.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2021 02:08 AM (3fR4G)

732 >>>Need some Hordian advice. I have a jury duty summons for Wednesday but I don't want to go. What are some good ways in 2021 to get out of jury duty? Son of Doof suggests wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Doof at November 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mZUr4)

Years ago I was chosen for a criminal case. I was sick with a really bad head cold, even though I was constantly sneezing and coughing and blowing my nose during the jury selection process. I'd bet if you had "the Covid symptoms", that would give you a reason to be able to put it off.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 02, 2021 02:11 AM (OHsnM)

733
I'm still reading, but some others have done the lot number analysis. We'll see if Denninger comes to the same conclusions from his own analysis.

But, looks like that all vaccine associated deaths in VAERS came from just 5% of the lot numbers. And, my God, there is "curious" variation in which states got which lot numbers. This is chilling.

Using flu vaccine as a control comparison, you see nothing like this lot number variation in VAERS.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

734
As the Bad Cat (substack guy) said the other day, it's time to quit worrying about waking up the sheep. It's time to wake up the lions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)

735 Junemeyer.com

Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 02, 2021 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)
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but is she family?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:17 AM (8xiTL)

736 My recipe includes something called Podravka and paprika paste in a tube from Hungary.

Nope, June is not family, but unlike mine, they write things down.

Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 02, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

737 I only was ever on 1 trial and liked doing it.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 02:24 AM (2JoB8)

738

A few lots of the Moderna vaxxine sent to Japan were recalled after particles of stainless steel were found in the phials...

Posted by: Zettai at November 02, 2021 02:27 AM (tX2OH)

739 You can always say that you are biased against the prosecution. You can say this when interviewed.

"I ask myself if the prosecutor's child, the judge's child, or even if the clerk's child would even made it this far before the charges were dropped, cuz, reasons.

"Sadly, the answer is no.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 02, 2021 02:35 AM (Ocv6A)

740
Something I just saw. Orange County, CA, suspended one Moderna lot based on a ridiculous number of allergic reactions. This was early in this year.

Funny, how we never heard much about that in the MSM.

Moderna is the worst of this, but Pfizer has lot variation too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 02, 2021 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

741 the one trial i was on, as up thread, was two drunken illegal aliens who had a domestic dispute.

after the trial, i asked the prosecutor why they weren't both just deported... she was not pleased.

i voted to acquit, as did half the jury: the state had fuck all in the way of hard evidence, the "victim" recanted on the stand, and the arresting cops saw nothing to validate any struggle, in part because they never went inside the apartment.

as i said in deliberations (i was foreman because no one else wanted to be) "would you want to be put away on such flimsy evidence? half the jury was willing to do so, because "you know he did it..."

total waste of 3 days of my life, and for less than chump change.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:38 AM (8xiTL)

742 You can always say that you are biased against the prosecution. You can say this when interviewed.

"I ask myself if the prosecutor's child, the judge's child, or even if the clerk's child would even made it this far before the charges were dropped, cuz, reasons.

"Sadly, the answer is no.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 02, 2021 02:35 AM (Ocv6A)
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^^^this^^^

we are no longer a nation of laws, so why aid and abet the fiction?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:40 AM (8xiTL)

743 I have yet to be indicted.

Posted by: Miklos has that going for him at November 02, 2021 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

744 My recipe includes something called Podravka and paprika paste in a tube from Hungary.

Nope, June is not family, but unlike mine, they write things down.

Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 02, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
---
humor me, please... e-mail an approximation of what your family recipe is. this is Lost Angels, and i can find damn near any ingredient, from any culture, here. and seat of the pants cooking is what i do best.

addy in sig.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:49 AM (8xiTL)

745 Bacon, eggs and last garden tomato for breakfast today. Of course, coffee too.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 02, 2021 02:49 AM (OHsnM)

746 Mornin', all,

Up early to work out, esp. while the weather is cool(er). Chekov the Ailing Codger Cat is purring near me on the floor, and I have coffee, and can look forward to my shave this morning. And my boss is still out of town. Winning!

Felt strange not to have Wolf the late giant black cat here on Sunday, though -- the first Halloween in 10 years without his spooky panther-like presence. I hope the crematorium people call soon so I can pick up his urn. It needs a good spot to put it; my bookcases are crowded with his predecessors, and, well, books.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 02, 2021 02:50 AM (c6xtn)

747 PS: we established the other night that the Podravka was the spice blend easily found on Amazon, and elsewhere

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 02, 2021 02:51 AM (8xiTL)

748 https://directorblue.blogspot.com/2021/11/
top-20-tweets-from-badblue-tonight.html

Funny stuff

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 02:54 AM (2JoB8)

749 Very interesting article by Daniel Greenfield at FrontPageMag, as linked by JJS in yesterday's Link-O-Rama, about Nicaragua...

It seems that the country has entered into the typical end stages of socialist control, with 40% ! of the country unemployed, midnight burials, and so on.

Ya know, the country had a brief period of sanity, but the 'revolutionaries' never sleep. And so, Ortega and his merry band of country killers persisted and finally took full control. The outcome was certain.

This is what is planned for us. Read this piece.

https://tinyurl.com/2bk5xdpb

John Kerry and Bernie is right in the middle of all this, fwiw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2021 02:58 AM (F0YaR)

750 Making Cream of wheat to get rid of old milk and 1/2 grapefruit, and alarm just went off so better get up.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2021 03:01 AM (2JoB8)

751 Pixy is up

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 02, 2021 03:10 AM (OHsnM)

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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