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Brian Stelter, Allegedly CNN's In-House Media Critic, Refuses to Cover Joe Rogan's Criticism of CNN's Lying

What a chunky joke.


CNN's left-wing media guru Brian Stelter turned a blind eye to his colleague Dr. Sanjay Gupta's interview with Joe Rogan after his network praised its chief medical correspondent for daring to appear on the popular podcast.

...

The viral exchange has since gathered over 6 million views on Twitter.


Many of Stelter's colleagues praised Gupta for entering the "lion's den," with one CNN anchor even calling him a "prince." Don Lemon offered a blunt on-air denial to Rogan's claim that CNN "lied" about his ivermectin use and doubled down on the "horse dewormer" narrative.

However, CNN's own media expert had nothing to say on the subject on Sunday's installment of "Reliable Sources," which frequently ignores negative storylines for liberal outlets.

The article goes on to note that the "media reporter" for CNN ignores virtually every controversy involving CNN or any other leftwing media.

They should change his title to anti-conservative media propagandist.

But that would require the Clickbait Nonsense Network ever tell the truth.

I mentioned this yesterday, but Brian Stelter dared to claim that cancel culture wasn't real -- after all, after the leftwing media and social media monopolies censor stories, we do find ways around that to mention forbidden stories.

Stelter feels that that censorship can be evaded means, obviously, that there is no censorship at all.

He also demands to know who Bari Weiss is accusing of censorship.

Well, CNN is the most vigorous deplatformer and censor in the regular media (not social media) business.

Twitter user Comfortably Smug -- anonymous because I believe that he believes CNN and the leftwing media would try to get him fired from his job if they knew his real name -- points out that Little Brian Stelter was one of the chief supporters of censoring the Hunter Biden Laptop story:

It's incredible that Brian Stelter is denying his role in any of this. Leftwing organizations like Media Matters and Sleeping Giants find conservative dissenters they want to silence, and contrive arguments as to why they should be censored and deplatformed. Oliver Darcy then writes up their "research" in the guise of "news," and starts demanding that social media monopolies censor the stories and deplatform the writers that Media Matters and Sleeping Giants have decided must be censored and deplatformed.

And then Oliver Darcy goes on Brian Stelter and they both urge the censorship and deplatforming. Brian Stelter will continue pushing a political, partisan deplatforming campaign as "news" until the social media companies agree to ban the offending writer, or corporations agree to stop placing ads on the offending website.

And this grossly, morbidly obese cow is sitting here denying that this goes on, just because this regime of terror can sometimes be partly evaded.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM




Comments

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1 Centered!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

3 "Media critic" means "bitch about Fox News".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

4 First? Tater never disappoints...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (t3Uk0)

5 Who cares what Mister Potato Head say or does not say?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (JUOKG)

6 Taters have eyes, not ears.
He hadn't heard nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 04:16 PM (XvPQV)

7 Stuck in the middle with reeeee

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (YZG/i)

8 How long will the center(ing) hold?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (ACi07)

9 Brian Stelter shouldn't be allowed to interview Bari Weiss. Every time he grimaces or screws up the courage to debate her, he embarrasses his entire network.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (lb99c)

10 You tuber.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2021 04:17 PM (3XcbI)

11 I said NOOD. yay me.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (4a9Vv)

12 I've got an axe handle to do my Don Lemon interview.

What to use to interview tater....hmm...a shovel?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (XvPQV)

13 I loved her "the world has gone mad" cadence. Because the world HAS gone mad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (lb99c)

14 are we center-left or center-right?

Posted by: batterup at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (vQbyj)

15 Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (W2Pud)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (arJlL)

17 Rogan's a real fuckwad though. I tried to watch his podcast with Dave Rubin as guest and HFS it's like watching Rachel Maddow. Rogan was dishonestly and unfairly treating Rubin right from the get-go, completely ambushes a guy- a guest!- who's the most mild, inoffensive righty around, then "bravely" informs his viewers that he's never having that lying shitweasel on his podcast again.

Rogan's a socialist Bernie Bro through and through and no friend of mine.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)

18 Fly all the illegals to CNN Center.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (TNyrE)

19 What hath Tater taught?

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (WmGrA)

20 >>I mentioned this yesterday, but Brian Stelter dared to claim that cancel culture wasn't real -- after all, after the leftwing media and social media monopolies censor stories, we do find ways around that to mention forbidden stories.


AYFKM?
CNN's Oliver Darcy and one other guy (former Buzzfeed guy) are the ringleaders of online cancel mobbing. In the last two weeks Darcy has set out to cancel OAN by publicly shaming ATT for funding it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

21 You gotta load up that sidebar and push down that Jennifer Love Hewitt Phot, Ace.

That Machine Kills Boners.

Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (i3fhP)

22 Those guys are as dumb as they think we are.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (vivhj)

23 Tater looks like a claymation character from Davey & Goliath in that still.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)

24 So really, how soon does CNN actually go bankrupt and shut down?
Because I don't know how much longer AT&T is going to support this "loss leader" in ratings.

THEY SUCK!

Oliver Darcy and Brian Stelter. Two people the world could easily do without.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

25 When will the CIA realize that the money they're funding CNN with ain't paying off?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (2xGy+)

26 In Brian's defense, he is very dumb.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:21 PM (kTF2Z)

27 Tater is fictional. He is actually three Spanish guys inside a skin suit. Like Moe Larry and Curly inside a horse costume.

Posted by: Hands at October 19, 2021 04:21 PM (786Ro)

28 doing the work of their patron, their master, the father of lies, every day, in every way.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 19, 2021 04:21 PM (jDHSU)

29 Ted Turner is rolling over in his grave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:21 PM (0ryfU)

30 Fly all the illegals to CNN Center.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Well, fly them all INTO CNN Center.

Maybe you find an amateur Arab pilot who has no landing skills?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (vcOmj)

31 The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.

Posted by: Cole Porter at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (d9FiS)

32 I still enjoy thinking about the night last year when the mob that is just an idea was trashing CNN headquarters. Who knew you could break plate glass windows with a skateboard?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (4a9Vv)

33 Early Christians were allowed to practice their religion in caves.

Not sure why the Romans get such a bad rap.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (w+rvN)

34 Rogan's a socialist Bernie Bro through and through and no friend of mine.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)

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I'm not much of a Rogan fan. I've never listened to one of his podcasts.

With that said, the excerpts that Steven Crowder played of Rogan's interview with Gupta were most excellent. I'll take Rogan as an ally in the fight against the COVID warmongers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (TNyrE)

35 Well of course Tater isn't going to confront one of his fellow communists. The bastard.


Home now, knee is big as a grape fruit again. As Mis Hum said, ice is my friend.

What is my hash at home again?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (????) - at October 19, 2021 04:22 PM (IJES/)

36 Stelter is a subhuman unfit to draw breath. He is the poster child for retroactive abortion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (o2MD2)

37 Just when I thought the MSM couldn't be dumber, along comes this potato. That's actually not what he is, because potatoes are tasty and go good with meals, whereas he is icky, and stupid and gross.

More like mashed cauliflower. Smelly and disgusting.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (okGHj)

38 Not so sure Ted seemed to me to be a Leftist tool

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (2JoB8)

39 Rogan's a socialist Bernie Bro through and through and no friend of mine.

Yeah, in a fight between him and CNN, I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (QU5/8)

40 He is shocked, SHOCKED, to find censorship, suppression and propaganda going on here!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (BdbhX)

41 Stelter is a seething pile of maggot infested rat shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (o2MD2)

42 Ted Turner is rolling over in his grave.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Ted Turner is still alive. If they buried him, he must be scratching at the lid.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (vcOmj)

43 I'm going to be a whistle blower and claim that we need more censorship in line with everything we're already doing and being asked to do. I'm a hero. You're welcome.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (ZZK0E)

44 Nic update.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (IJES/)

45 reminder, CNN gets less than a million views.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (ZZK0E)

46 I prefer hanging out with Brian Stelter because his dick isn't swinging around constantly.

It wiggles gregariously, like the puffy ball on top of a knit ski cap.

Posted by: Daniel Craig - shaken, not swinging at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (786Ro)

47 Rogan's a socialist Bernie Bro through and through and no friend of mine.

Not only that, his friends don't dance.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:24 PM (2JVJo)

48 It is a weird game they play, denying they are basically propaganda outlets for the dem party, even though everybody knows, they still play the game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (r5BVk)

49 Ted Turner was no better than Stelter. He was a pos too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (o2MD2)

50 I don't have to agree 100% with anyone to still support the good fight. Rogan is a comedian, not a newscaster, and he can believe whatever he likes, but on this topic he is spot on. It really isn't so hard to hold people to telling the truth, if folks would just make the effort.

Now do Biden and Dr. Jill.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (okGHj)

51 These people just suck. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (axyOa)

52 The Bee is trying to help the media out.

Here Are 10 Babylon Bee Jokes Explained (Just In Case You Don't Get Them)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:25 PM (d9FiS)

53 The only good thing Turner ever did was create TCM.

And even that is turning into leftist, modernist shit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:26 PM (2JVJo)

54 You forgot to mention that Brian Stelter, like all the ( ostensibly ) male hosts at CNN, is a massive faggot. Can't even take a punch, or throw one... let alone change a tire.

Posted by: A Large and Moving Torb at October 19, 2021 04:26 PM (IN0yS)

55 Oliver Darcy and Brian Stelter. Two people the world could easily do without.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 19, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
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As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (gik04)

56 Ted Turner. Any guy that would schtupp that traitorous whore Jane Fonda deserves whatever he gets. Like chlamydia.

Posted by: Greyman27 at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (RKLPC)

57 You forgot to mention that Brian Stelter, like all the ( ostensibly ) male hosts at CNN, is a massive faggot. Can't even take a punch, or throw one... let alone change a tire.
Posted by: A Large and Moving Torb at October 19, 2021 04:26 PM (IN0yS)


His voice is higher pitched than mine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

58 > Well, CNN is the most vigorous deplatformer and censor in the regular media (not social media) business.

CNN went after someone for doing a WWF meme of Trump attacking someone with the CNN logo for a head. For Stelter to pretend cancel culture is a myth is ridiculous.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (UW2ZS)

59 54 You forgot to mention that Brian Stelter, like all the ( ostensibly ) male hosts at CNN, is a massive faggot. Can't even take a punch, or throw one... let alone change a tire.
Posted by: A Large and Moving Torb at October 19, 2021 04:26 PM (IN0yS)

He hasn't seen his dick for years, except in the mirror.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (okGHj)

60 I agree with Mary4P, the hosts promote Leftism and more and more of programs do too.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (2JoB8)

61 tot: daddy, what's a whore?

tater: a whore is somebody that does whatever, dirty, filthy, depraved things you want for $, why do you ask tot?

tot: everybody at school says you are a whore.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (K3ZCc)

62 Tater, man without pants.

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (aENAX)

63
Rogan might be a liberal, but he's not a liar or a censor. He argues in good faith. In short, he is not a member of the State media.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2021 04:27 PM (/KPLX)

64 Oliver Darcy

....

I thought Pride and Prejudice was a good book.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:28 PM (w+rvN)

65 And this grossly, morbidly obese cow is sitting here denying that this goes on, just because this regime of terror can sometimes be partly evaded.

American Nazis aren't always successful in achieving their goals of killing Jews and blacks (in fact, they're laughably unsuccessful at achieving their goals), so American Nazis don't exist.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:28 PM (ZsR3z)

66
Ted Turner is rolling over in his grave.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Ted Turner is still alive. If they buried him, he must be scratching at the lid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet


And he probably agrees with everything tater says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2021 04:29 PM (63Dwl)

67 I think CNN is still around so that the entire internet has someone to shit on. And they're very good at the job.

Posted by: Shooter NcGavin at October 19, 2021 04:29 PM (rAu9V)

68 Rogan was only pissed at CNN because they attacked him personally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

69
Brian Stelter, Allegedly CNN's In-House Media Critic, Refuses to Cover Joe Rogan's Criticism of CNN's Lying

-----

Stelter's tested positive for BLOVID. Symptoms include bloviation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 04:30 PM (2iDSr)

70 Did Trump say pussy again? That rascal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)

71 Stelter is a seething pile of maggot infested rat shit.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:23 PM (o2MD2)


Heeeyyy!!!
We got standatrds!

Posted by: Maggots at October 19, 2021 04:30 PM (axyOa)

72 Stelter's tested positive for BLOVID. Symptoms include bloviation.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 04:30 PM (2iDSr)


I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (axyOa)

73 Its odd that CNN is denying anything. I mean, Rogan literally played the clips of them doing it. They should either just ignore it or say "whatever" and flip him off. Yes, he has a much bigger audience and influence, but its not like this hurts them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

74 I hate Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (gik04)

75 Oliver Darcy has been trying to get Fox News deplatformed.

An important factor in a lot of deplatforming/cancel culture: it is the MSM shutting out competition.

They don't like it when a podcast or Youtube channel gets a bigger audience, they don't like it when their narrative and selected set of facts are challenged, when stories/people they have all agreed to ignore are broken by online (and sometimes uncredentialed!) joirnalists.

This is why Stetler pretends it doesn't exist. He'd have to admit where CNN's former audience has gone.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (bDqIh)

76 Ted Turner is rolling over in his grave.

Stetler is rolling over in his gravy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (r5BVk)

77 I gave up on TCN about a year ago.

(Trying out the new re-done computer.)

Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (QC3yT)

78 Heh. I have to get the Let's Go Brandon ringtone. It's worth the dolla.

https://linktr.ee/Lozaalexander

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (Bmy3R)

79 > Rogan might be a liberal, but he's not a liar or a censor. He argues in good faith. In short, he is not a member of the State media.

I feel like Rogan is honest, but he doesn't know much about most of the people he chats with. Unless they're talking about weed or MMA or a couple other topics, he's usually just agreeing with his guest or asking clarifying questions.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:32 PM (UW2ZS)

80
How many of the hundreds of people nationwide who watch Stelter's show are really influenced by it, and how many just want to point and laugh?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2021 04:32 PM (2iDSr)

81 I loved her "the world has gone mad" cadence. Because the world HAS gone mad.

She was clearly prepared for the question and just ran with it. Tater didn't know which bus hit him, but he was a completely mashed Tater.

I was reminded of Kayleigh McAneny teeing off on a reporter with a litany of points demolishing his "question". He provided the butch rejoinder of "you were prepared for the question". Oooooh, burn.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:32 PM (ZsR3z)

82 Ernst Stavro Blovid

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2021 04:32 PM (63Dwl)

83 Stetler is rolling over in his gravy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (r5BVk)
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There is more of gravy than of the grave about him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:33 PM (gik04)

84 You forgot to mention that Brian Stelter, like all the ( ostensibly ) male hosts at CNN, is a massive faggot. Can't even take a punch, or throw one... let alone change a tire.
Posted by: A Large and Moving Torb at October 19, 2021 04:26 PM (IN0yS)

Tater is nominally straight, what with the wife and kids, but he comes across as pretty deeply closeted.

Between Cooper, Lemon and (probably) Tater (anyone I miss?) I think CNN is basically the Gay News Network.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (L6J9Q)

85 Glen Greenwald's latest Rumble video is about how authoritarian the Democrats have become. One data point he showed had 11% of people that identified as R's trusted the MSM while team D rockets in at 78%. Tater, or any other gasbag in media, simply cannot openly admit they are failures. The repercussions from that 78% would be a brutal blow to their already puny audience. And whoever is paying to keep their lights on.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (DB16e)

86 Take that, kulaks and wreckers!

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates was a bold and gutsy move that is now paying off despite GOP sabotage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (d9FiS)

87 Puttin' on a show tonight folks!

https://youtu.be/6g0Fy5X9Kkk

Posted by: La Palma Volcano at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (4I/2K)

88 Rogan might be a liberal. But not a liberal like the current totalitarian whack job traitor class that erroneously calls itself liberal.

The demonic overclass destroying America is so ... out there...that traditional left and right have merged in many spots.

Sure, in 1993 I was for free trade. But never to the point of obviating America as a nation. The lefties -back then- had a point about saving some bakeesh for the little guy back home. Many such examples.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (ZZK0E)

89 He provided the butch rejoinder of "you were prepared for the question". Oooooh, burn.

"and you weren't. But its both of our jobs to be prepared to inform the American people."
--Things Kayleigh should have said

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

90 > And this grossly, morbidly obese cow is sitting here denying that this goes on, just because this regime of terror can sometimes be partly evaded.

They use the same reasoning with gun control. There are hundreds of Federal gun control laws and thousands of State level laws, but if you ask any leftist, they'll say there is no gun control in the US.

Any law they propose, as long as one or two guns are allowed, they think it's kosher.

noboDy's ComiNG fOr YOuR GUNS, MaGaT.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:35 PM (UW2ZS)

91 hate Illinois Nazis.


that was written before Blm

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 19, 2021 04:36 PM (K3ZCc)

92 Stelter makes me visualize a big fat greasy tumble bug rolling his precious ball of shit around. Who wouldn't like to stomp his guts out?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

93 21 Not sure why one would be in that condition perusing the AOS site, such that JLHewitt pic would be a danger to a drooping of the status of the member. But I do agree the pic is unsettling. Not that anyone cares, but I wish plastic surgeons would keep their skills for those poor souls who actually need their services.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 19, 2021 04:36 PM (fs1hN)

94 Puttin' on a show tonight folks!

SMOD seems to have forsaken us, but I'll settle for a huge tsunami.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)

95 My blood type is sausage gravy.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (4I/2K)

96 1971 lefties: question authority!

2021 lefties: OBEY!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (gik04)

97 There is no vaccine mandate, in fact, there is no vaccine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (r5BVk)

98 I can't watch that fat prick tater tot. He's gonna put me off fries forever.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (RoIW/)

99 Mike Durant, the "Black Hawk Down" pilot, has announced his candidacy for the Republican senate primary in Alabama.

http://bitly.ws/hvMB

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (sWM8x)

100 Max Boot
@MaxBoot

Not@maxiebooty

Never heard of this max boot joker before ace started ripping on him.

Should I have?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (Ocv6A)

101 1971 lefties: question authority!

2021 lefties: OBEY!


I think I've formulated a new iron law of nature. The further out to one side one is in one's youth, the further out to the other side one is in senescence. Those who start in the middle, tend to end in the middle. Balance must be maintained.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (ZsR3z)

102 This is just so sick and twisted.

Katie "Throuple" Hill is trying to make a political comeback and, as a first step, she got someone to knock her up. Vote for Mom and apple pie!!

https://tinyurl.com/ke3vpyws

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (lb99c)

103 Hmmmm... why?
Page Six
@PageSix
Kanye West dons bizarre mask for second Michael Cohen meeting https://trib.al/wHgqwzT

https://tinyurl.com/mhhanssu

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (NpAcC)

104 SMOD seems to have forsaken us, but I'll settle for a huge tsunami.


Everybody's gone surfin', surfin' on doomsday.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (SchxB)

105 Who wouldn't like to stomp his guts out?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:36 PM (o2MD2)

THIS. To a puddle of mush, then throw my boots away.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (RoIW/)

106 An important factor in a lot of deplatforming/cancel culture: it is the MSM shutting out competition.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2021 04:31 PM (bDqIh)

Shutting down competition is pretty much *the* motivating factor in cancel culture, not just with the MFM.

The rhetoric is pure bullshit and everyone knows it, but the problem is so many people just accept it without argument. So jealous psychopaths come along and use the rhetoric to destroy their targets to take what they feel should be theirs and 99.9% of the time that means jobs and money.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (g4Ywf)

107 Stelter makes more money than you. He might be a potato, but he is a well paid potato.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:40 PM (0ryfU)

108 Katie "Throuple" Hill is trying to make a political comeback and, as a first step, she got someone to knock her up. Vote for Mom and apple pie!!

Jeebus, can't any of these people work a real job?

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (ZsR3z)

109 Never heard of this max boot joker before ace started ripping on him.

Should I have?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (Ocv6A)
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He wrote some reasonably decent histories.

The he lost his mind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (gik04)

110 My blood type is sausage gravy.

Posted by: Brian Stelter



Looking at that fat f*cking gut of yours, I'd have guessed Ab-negative.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (w+rvN)

111 A guy Brian's size has to be contributing to global climate change quite a bit. He's consuming at least 4,000 calories a day, and the flatulence . . . I'm imagining his studio smells like a tire fire. I don't want to be an extremist, but Greta should humanely euthanize Brian on Earth Day. For the children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (QU5/8)

112 Sadiq Khan, Mayor of London, uses tellingly different language when talking about the killings of David Amess' and George Floyd.

https://bit.ly/3pixugn

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (UW2ZS)

113 If CNN was offering to pay me $1 million per year, I will say whatever the hell they want me to say.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:41 PM (0ryfU)

114 SMOD seems to have forsaken us, but I'll settle for a huge tsunami.

I saw a promo for the movie Greenland, starring Gerard Butler. It's about people trying to reach a sanctuary as a giant meteor approaches the earth. Stop me if you've heard this one.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)

115 I've got an axe handle to do my Don Lemon interview.

What to use to interview tater....hmm...a shovel?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 04:18 PM (XvPQV)

A potatoe masher.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (4I/2K)

116 I can't watch that fat prick tater tot. He's gonna put me off fries forever.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:38 PM (RoIW/)

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I would think you'd like him What with him already being fattened up and all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (kTF2Z)

117 I couldn't watch Black Hawk Down until I read Mike Durant's biography of it, it's one of my favorite war films now.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (2JoB8)

118
Take that, kulaks and wreckers!

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates was a bold and gutsy move that is now paying off despite GOP sabotage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!


"Paying off" how exactly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2021 04:43 PM (63Dwl)

119 If Tater said "pass the gravy" I'd attach the gravy to long stick. You might pull back a stump if not.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:43 PM (RoIW/)

120 Katie Hill is like a movie character written by M. Night Schyamalan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:43 PM (lb99c)

121 Never heard of this max boot joker before ace started ripping on him.

Should I have?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (Ocv6A)

He's a crybaby sissy that acts like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:43 PM (g4Ywf)

122 Rogan is honestly pro 1A and pro 2A and thinks taxes are too high. I can live with that.

Posted by: x at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (oA+QO)

123 A potatoe masher.

Posted by: Dan Quayle


It's funny because Dan Quayle once misspelled potato.

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (ZsR3z)

124 Did you know spiders eat their own web? Ewww.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

125 >>>
I saw a promo for the movie Greenland, starring Gerard Butler. It's about people trying to reach a sanctuary as a giant meteor approaches the earth. Stop me if you've heard this one.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)

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Was the title "Greenland Has Fallen" too on the nose?

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (R6xOg)

126 I would think you'd like him What with him already being fattened up and all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (kTF2Z)

Don't eat stupid. It gives you heartburn and gas.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (RoIW/)

127 Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates was a bold and gutsy move that is now paying off despite GOP sabotage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!


He is probably talking about the drop in Delta
Cases which is following the typical curve, but Biden will be given credit for his bold leadership and non mandate mandate of an ineffective vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (0ryfU)

128 Did you know spiders eat their own web? Ewww.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)
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Recycling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (gik04)

129 73 ..., Rogan literally played the clips of them doing it. ... Yes, he has a much bigger audience and influence, but its not like this hurts them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19
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CNN's got the same 33% that will always vote left.
It's cooked in the books. It's natural law. Forever.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (4B3eq)

130 Same reason Trump's tweets do not hurt him one bit.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (4B3eq)

131 Don't eat stupid. It gives you heartburn and gas.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (RoIW/)

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Whew, I'm safe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

132 Was the title "Greenland Has Fallen" too on the nose?

Deep Impact
Armageddon
2012
The Day After Tomorrow

These come to mind with no effort whatsoever.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (ZsR3z)

133 Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates
=================

hahaha! A "mandate" failing for a vaccine that doesn't exist.

I'm wondering what universe Max Boot lives in

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (lb99c)

134 Did you know spiders eat their own web? Ewww.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)


...and chickens are cannibals.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (RoIW/)

135 Did you know spiders eat their own web? Ewww.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

I think it gets recycled so it can help them make more web.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (g4Ywf)

136 People always talk about my big head, but fail to mention my huge brain. Why is that?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (sWM8x)

137 I saw a promo for the movie Greenland, starring Gerard Butler. It's about people trying to reach a sanctuary as a giant meteor approaches the earth. Stop me if you've heard this one.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)

I will only watch it if there's a scene where Gerard Butler shakes his fist at the approaching meteor and yells: "THIS. IS. GREENLAND!!!!" before deflecting it away from the Earth with his mighty leg.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (5aFbR)

138 Take that, kulaks and wreckers!

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates was a bold and gutsy move that is now paying off despite GOP sabotage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 04:34 PM (d9FiS)
***********
He needs to look at Florida's numbers. They're the lowest they've ever been.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (NpAcC)

139 It's funny because Dan Quayle once was handed a vocab word notecard with potato misspelled
Posted by: The Babylon Bee at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (ZsR3z)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (0ryfU)

140 These come to mind with no effort whatsoever.

I mean, come ON Hollywood, this is your JOB.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (ZsR3z)

141 Whew, I'm safe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

lol. Duuuuke whats shakin? You off to Texas?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:47 PM (RoIW/)

142 Rogan is honestly pro 1A and pro 2A and thinks taxes are too high. I can live with that.

Posted by: x at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (oA+QO)

....

He's like Tim Pool without the South Park beanie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:47 PM (w+rvN)

143 I wish I was off to Texas, Bob. It's not to be.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

144 >>>Deep Impact
Armageddon
2012
The Day After Tomorrow

These come to mind with no effort whatsoever.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (ZsR3z)

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Sure. I went with the Gerard Butler theme.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (R6xOg)

145 Mike Durant, the "Black Hawk Down" pilot, has announced his candidacy for the Republican senate primary in Alabama.

http://bitly.ws/hvMB
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 04:39 PM (sWM8x)

Well, where does he stand on the 2nd ammendment? Is he a pos nevertrumper like Shelby's crown princess Britt? Does he have major fvck you cred like MTG, or Dana Loesch? Can he become the next Ron Deathsantis?

Just because a cocksucker has an "R" vice a "D" doesn't automatically get my vote. I'm done with the GOPe.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (IJES/)

146 He's like Tim Pool without the South Park beanie.

Rogan is Cartman. Pool is Butters.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (QU5/8)

147 My blood type is sausage gravy.

Posted by: Brian Stelter
.......

FUPA positive

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

148 It's about people trying to reach a sanctuary as a giant meteor approaches the earth. Stop me if you've heard this one.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)
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Until Clint Eastwood takes a nuclear bomb wrapped up to look like Bruce Willis and blows the asteroid to smitereens.

That movie?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (lb99c)

149 I wish I was off to Texas, Bob. It's not to be.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)


Not me either. I'll live vicariously through comments.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (RoIW/)

150 Sure. I went with the Gerard Butler theme.

Butler was perfectly cast in 300, but it's clear to me that he really can't carry other movies.

Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

151 ...and chickens are cannibals.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (RoIW/)

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Did the "tastes like chicken" retort originally come from chickens?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (TNyrE)

152 Mike Durant, the "Black Hawk Down" pilot, has announced his candidacy for the Republican senate primary in Alabama.


See Cotton, Tom and Crenshaw, Dan on my give a fuck meter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (0ryfU)

153 Rogan is honestly pro 1A and pro 2A and thinks taxes are too high. I can live with that.

Posted by: x at October 19, 2021 04:44 PM (oA+QO)
....
He's like Tim Pool without the South Park beanie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:47 PM (w+rvN)
Oh jeez, now I'm imagining podcasters as South Park characters.
So Rogan is...Kyle?
Pool is Stan?
Who is Kenny and Cartman?

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (g4Ywf)

154 A mad potato is a sad potato.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

155 People always talk about my big head, but fail to mention my huge brain. Why is that?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 19, 2021 04:46 PM (sWM8x)



Because your brain is tiny. Your head is just fat.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

156 CNN = cock nosher network

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (kR3Q3)

157 Not me either. I'll live vicariously through comments.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (RoIW/)


Oh and police reports.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (RoIW/)

158 Joe Rogan is "like Tim Pool"? How?!

Are there two more dissimilar people alive than those two?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (lb99c)

159 Brian &@$/ on my face mostly at night...mostly

Posted by: Greta T at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (2DGzs)

160
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
Biden's imposition of vaccine mandates was a bold and gutsy move that is now paying off despite GOP sabotage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

"Paying off" how exactly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2021 04:43 PM (63Dwl)

Well, they've successfully stamped another hobnail mark into the foreheads of millions of formerly free Americans. Most are dancing to the junta's tune. Everyone who hasn't walks in fear of reprisals and future edicts. The panic continues unabated. People are facing shortages and inflation, and can do nothing about it but quietly seethe. The vaccines are moving, and the donors in Big Pharma are getting their juicy checks. A bunch of that cash will get skimmed back into Dem coffers. Tithes for the Big Guy. And they get to prance around, lording it over the commoners in their thrall-masks, while they do as they please. Nice little bonus sumptuary law, there.

I'd say it's paying off ok.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (/KPLX)

161 We've had this beautiful black and yellow spider in the garden for several weeks. She planted her egg sac on the side of the house and has religiously guarded it. Then she moved around the corner of the house and hung around there. Now she's gone. Daughter said they will eat their own web and spin a new one in the evening or early morning. This girl was deathly afraid of spiders. SMH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (nxdel)

162 Rogan is Cartman. Pool is Butters.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (QU5/

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And Stetler is Timmy

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:51 PM (TNyrE)

163 Butler was perfectly cast in 300, but it's clear to me that he really can't carry other movies.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

He was fine in "Law Abiding Citizen".

Jamie Foxx sucks for having the ending to that movie redone.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 04:51 PM (5aFbR)

164 > He's like Tim Pool without the South Park beanie.

I disagree. Outside of a few narrow topics Tim Pool is a dishonest fuck. You can show him all the proof in the world and he'll deny all of it if he doesn't agree with the natural conclusions a normal person would reach based on that info.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 04:51 PM (UW2ZS)

165 Did the "tastes like chicken" retort originally come from chickens?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (TNyrE)

Could have! if a hens egg breaks you need to take it out before they eat it because well....you know the rest. They get a taste for.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:51 PM (RoIW/)

166 If someone yells nood at the MOMe, do they all run off to a different ranch?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

167 158 Joe Rogan is "like Tim Pool"? How?!

Are there two more dissimilar people alive than those two?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (lb99c)

....

In that they both side with the right on some issues, but also genuflect to the homos with their "some of my best friends are homos" routine.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:52 PM (w+rvN)

168 I heard on some news show today they are now touting the Delta + variant. Of course, much more dangerous.

I really want to get off this ride.

Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2021 04:53 PM (QC3yT)

169 all I want to know is if Durant is strong on the vital issue of ensuring the prevailing wage for American workers doesn't interfere with globohomo profit margins. How many pajeets per cubicle is he willing to stuff?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:53 PM (ZZK0E)

170 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 04:48 PM (IJES/)
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I have no idea where he stands on the issues. So far as I know, he hasn't addressed any issues. I'm voting for Mo Brooks, so I'd rather there be no other candidates who might weaken his support.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 04:53 PM (sWM8x)

171 Who is Kenny and Cartman?
Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (g4Ywf)

Bongino is Mr. Garrison.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 04:53 PM (IJES/)

172 I am all in favor of a Great Reset ... of the Overton Window.
At this point, anyone left of center needs to be put up against the wall. Make Normies Great Again!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (kR3Q3)

173


Just need to point out it appears that CNN knew what she was going to say, they had graphics ready...

But CNN went from dour and serious with huge ears Marvin Kalb to this rotund bloater gossipy little worm.

Remember all those old guys who would comment on the media and criticize both sides...FNC had a show devoted to it, with some Communist wacko named Jeff Something who would go nuts every show about the media being conservative and all that.

The media is a strong force in how the country gets run and it's all government cable access TV now. The Commies loved their superhero movies as well, which is a whole nother thing...

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (4WPW/)

174 I'm voting for Mo Brooks, so I'd rather there be no other candidates who might weaken his support.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 04:53 PM (sWM8x)

#metoo

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (IJES/)

175 Butler was perfectly cast in 300, but it's clear to me that he really can't carry other movies.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2021 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)
.......

I thought Xerxes wath the thtar.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

176 If someone yells nood at the MOMe, do they all run off to a different ranch?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

I almost LOL'd but it would have gone to your head. i did grin though so you got that goin' for ya.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (RoIW/)

177 >>>He was fine in "Law Abiding Citizen".

Jamie Foxx sucks for having the ending to that movie redone.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 04:51 PM (5aFbR)

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Did not know that, but now explains why I like watching certain scenes on YT, but don't like watching the whole thing.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (R6xOg)

178 MR MACKEY SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2021 04:54 PM (9zNZT)

179 yeah, IDGAF anymore. Libs are now a toxic traitor class of demon lizards who ... they're not even acting like living in a urban shitbox near a bar makes them sophisticated anymore...they're pushing a degenerate lifestyle that would make a beta party girl from Brave New World blush. Along with third world colonization of America with negative policing.

So, I'll take any person who is at least intellectually honest. Greenwald and Rogan.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:55 PM (ZZK0E)

180 WAPO now up to three OpEds suggesting we all lower our expectations...for America.

Over and under on "Domestic Terrorist" designation by AG Garland for all unpatriotic Americans who eventually complain loudly about the coming Punchy breadlines and soup kitchens?

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2021 04:55 PM (5iUNf)

181 Jimmy Dore is another liberal who has been somewhat red-pilled lately.

Posted by: x at October 19, 2021 04:55 PM (oA+QO)

182 What was the original ending to Law Abiding Citizen?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (kTF2Z)

183 I wish I were going to the Texas MoMe. I'd like to shoot with Weasel and ride with Ben Had.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (2JVJo)

184 Duke got a good chuckle out of that

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (2JoB8)

185 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:52 PM (w+rvN)
===============
I reacted without any real knowledge, based on the few times I've seen videos of those two. So I yield the floor to more knowledgeable people on this one, except to say one guy is a lot bigger and tougher looking than the other guy.
Richer too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (lb99c)

186 The funny thing is, there is no vaccine mandate. OSHA still hasn't published a regulation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 19, 2021 04:57 PM (c2q/b)

187 Joe Rogan is "like Tim Pool"? How?!

Are there two more dissimilar people alive than those two?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:50 PM (lb99c)

They're both leftists who have strange support from otherwise sensible Conservatives?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 19, 2021 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

188 182 What was the original ending to Law Abiding Citizen?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (kTF2Z)

Butler's character blowing up City Hall IIRC.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (5aFbR)

189 The viral exchange has since gathered over 6 million views on Twitter.

Ya hear that, Nielsen? Our advertising rates just went up by a factor of ten!

Posted by: CNN at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (BvZkh)

190 Duke Lowell no one has actually done that but it would be quite a jaunt to the next place. I figured if someone yells nood everyone will just take all their clothes off. Depending on how much alcohol has been consumed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (nxdel)

191 Gonna repost this for the ettes afraid of the eight legged friends. Pretty funny.

https://tinyurl.com/dm3hrx87

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

192 The funny thing is, there is no vaccine mandate. OSHA still hasn't published a regulation.

--

you know who else got totalitarian compliance for his maniacal desires without leaving any written regulations behind?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (ZZK0E)

193 I'll cut Spud Boy a little slack here because winter is coming and clearly his focus has shifted toward stockpiling gravy, ranch dressing, bleu cheese and sour cream and chives.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (5l6FZ)

194 Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM (lb99c)

....

I don't dislike either one.

I just have trouble reconciling the resentment of government, Internet and media oppression without acknowledging the cultural rot behind it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2021 04:59 PM (w+rvN)

195 If you use a Bible app on a Crapple device, this story might be of interest to you.

https://bit.ly/2Xr2jE0

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 05:00 PM (UW2ZS)

196 Mark Tapscott at Insty: Senate Dems setting stage to tear down the Wall.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/480075/

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2021 05:00 PM (g4Ywf)

197 Completely OT, but I finally figured out why Psaki seems so damned familiar.

She is Victoria from Oblivion, with Tom Cruise. "Are you still an effective team?" Passive aggressive, does whatever the boss says, and will backstab and burn you in a heartbeat. Then looks shocked when she's the first one against the wall.

Posted by: Cold Rage at October 19, 2021 05:00 PM (9oQI+)

198 It's incredible that Brian Stelter is denying his role in any of this.

I'm not sure you understand the nature of our orders or what our branch of the service is used for.

Posted by: Tater Tater at October 19, 2021 05:01 PM (8DRUP)

199 Why does every freeze frame of Tater look like he's going in for a promotion?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2021 05:01 PM (kR3Q3)

200 I'll cut Spud Boy a little slack here because winter is coming and clearly his focus has shifted toward stockpiling gravy, ranch dressing, bleu cheese and sour cream and chives.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (5l6FZ)

*mr. Rogers' gingle*
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong.
*trolley car scoots past*
*ding, ding, goes the trolley*
Get that veggie out of the line up.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 19, 2021 05:02 PM (IJES/)

201 Whatever happened to that shitweasel Acosta? He used to suck up major airtime. I hardly ever hear anything from that useless bag of urine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2021 05:02 PM (BFigT)

202 He's told what to say and he's happy to lie for money. He'd probably suck your dick for money also.

Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at October 19, 2021 05:02 PM (aUd08)

203 The funny thing is, there is no vaccine mandate. OSHA still hasn't published a regulation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 19, 2021 04:57 PM


They have no intention of publishing anything because if they do it can and will be taken to court and ruled unconstitutional. We have been reduced to people getting fired for refusing to take an experimental vaccine because of a press release that biden made. No law, no emergency rule, but here we are and the sheeple are complying for the most part.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

204 Whatever happened to that shitweasel Acosta?

He's on super-secret maternity leave.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2021 05:04 PM (DMQdU)

205 Do you hear that?

That's the sound of my thighs rubbing together.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 19, 2021 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

206 I figured if someone yells nood everyone will just take all their clothes off. Depending on how much alcohol has been consumed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (nxdel)


Good time to herd them into a corral for de-licing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2021 05:05 PM (RoIW/)

207 Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

That's pretty funny! I still am not fond of them but I figured if my youngest can conquer her fear so can I. I try not to kill them but capture and let them outside. Only exception is if they are in my fucking bed they DIE!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 05:06 PM (nxdel)

208 195 If you use a Bible app on a Crapple device, this story might be of interest to you.

https://bit.ly/2Xr2jE0
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2021 05:00 PM (UW2ZS)
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Most apps have back doors, regardless what they portend to be. App store gives you protection but also installs its own appletrackerNdoor

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:06 PM (4B3eq)

209 Ace: "It's incredible that Brian Stelter is denying his role in any of this."

Yes and no. It's incredible that anyone can't see the game, but it's perfectly, sublimely credible that Tater et al. are just the ones to keep playing it. There is no other existence for them. They are what they always were: propagandists.

The only real question is how many (outside the game) remain hypnotized by the lie they've known but never understood since they were born.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at October 19, 2021 05:07 PM (aXxgO)

210 He'd probably suck your dick for money also.
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at October 19, 2021 05:02 PM


The best things in life are free.

Posted by: Shep! at October 19, 2021 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

211 Jewells,
I also like to practice spider amnesty. But all bets are off if they are in the bathroom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2021 05:07 PM (W2Pud)

212 End of the line and I just got here.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:07 PM (4B3eq)

213 That's the sound of my thighs rubbing together.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 19, 2021 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

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You're gonna catch on fire!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2021 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)

214 If you use a Bible app on a Crapple device, this story might be of interest to you.
___

Good thing I have actual bibles.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 05:08 PM (NUECS)

215 Tater has creamy thighs and blow job lips

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 19, 2021 05:08 PM (cSyAR)

216 @196

>>Mark Tapscott at Insty: Senate Dems setting stage to tear down the Wall.

Even when we had a "wall," we really didn't have a wall.

This is just a move to feed some sweet federal pork to Donk controlled contractors and to "OWN THE CONS!!!"

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2021 05:08 PM (Rc1l9)

217 "It's incredible that Brian Stelter is denying his role in any of this."

Nah, it's entirely predictable. That's how gaslighting works.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at October 19, 2021 05:09 PM (l7udz)

218 Good thing I have actual bibles.
Posted by: SMH

This. I have my own and found 3 family bibles, one dating to 1914.

Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2021 05:09 PM (QC3yT)

219 It's a good thing Fauci didn't sponsor gain of function research on spiders, because the one thing I don't need is a giant honkin' spider jumping on my ass from the toilet.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 19, 2021 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

220 Have generations (4 years) of spider at the same spot, at the outside corner of the shower door.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:10 PM (4B3eq)

221 211 Jewells,
I also like to practice spider amnesty. But all bets are off if they are in the bathroom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2021 05:07 PM (W2Pud)


I found a little lizard in the bathroom the other day. I figure he'll take care of any spiders.

Posted by: Javems at October 19, 2021 05:11 PM (AmoqO)

222 I like wolf spiders. They don't make webs and they don't come in the house. Eyes reflect like many animals in the dark. They are night hunters. One did give me a start once as I was sleeping out in a field in the open, woke up and a true giant was on the pillow staring me in the face

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 05:11 PM (o2MD2)

223 Good thing I have actual bibles.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 05:08 PM (NUECS)
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The cross reference ability of some sites, like biblehub, are spoiling me.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:11 PM (4B3eq)

224 I like wolf spiders. They don't make webs and they don't come in the house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 05:11 PM (o2MD2)


The hell you say.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 05:12 PM (Ez6QX)

225 Have generations (4 years) of spider at the same spot, at the outside corner of the shower door.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:10 PM


I have 50 plus generations of spiders living in my garage. Gonna have to take them out to other places or import some other spiders because of inner breeding.


Or maybe I will get genetically modified super spiders like the ones in arachnaphobia. That might be cool.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

226 I do have to admire the chutzpah of announcing a mandate without actually mandating anything. It was pure genius. Companies comply, but nobody can sue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM (0ryfU)

227 They have no intention of publishing anything because if they do it can and will be taken to court and ruled unconstitutional. We have been reduced to people getting fired for refusing to take an experimental vaccine because of a press release that biden made. No law, no emergency rule, but here we are and the sheeple are complying for the most part.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

They have submitted it to the WH for review/approval. It's been written. It will be posted for public view 2 days - Oct 18-20. Once signed it's law. Our HR department is all hot and horney for the law...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM (nWxPx)

228 Wolf spiders like swimming in my pool. They also love my basement and occupying the Governors mansion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM (0ryfU)

229 211 Jewells,
I also like to practice spider amnesty. But all bets are off if they are in the bathroom.
Posted by: nurse ratched at

I agree with you but you need to add when the spider is in your hair. I do not like that, my palms are sweating thinking about it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM (IJ9BR)

230 If I was gay, I'd let him suck me off . . . oh, wait!

Posted by: Pete "Diversity Hire" Buttplug at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM (5FqaW)

231 Fuck them

Got my horsepaste.

Difference is, I admit it.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM (hOMhY)

232 I brought in a lizard with the plants last fall. I would spritz him with water when I did the plants.
Don't know what he ate but he went out with the plants this spring.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM (4B3eq)

233 A quick FYI for fans of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place.

It's available on Amazon Prime now...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (ZSK0i)

234 It will be posted for public view 2 days - Oct 18-20.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM (nWxPx)


That's now. Any idea where it's posted?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)

235 I wish I were going to the Texas MoMe. I'd like to shoot with Weasel and ride with Ben Had, and enjoy the sublime and copious comestibles, particularly the ones delivered by the Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM


Suggested addition.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (a3Q+t)

236 Oh yeah nurse.. that's another place they freak me out! Nothing like washing your hair, open your eyes and a big ass spider is sitting there on the wall. UGH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (nxdel)

237 I agree with you but you need to add when the spider is in your hair. I do not like that, my palms are sweating thinking about it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2021 05:14 PM


Have you considered changing your beehive hairstyle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2021 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)

238 Admiral Ackbar notified me
He said it was a trap as you can plainly see
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie

Posted by: The New Beatles at October 19, 2021 05:17 PM (d9FiS)

239 They have submitted it to the WH for review/approval. It's been written. It will be posted for public view 2 days - Oct 18-20. Once signed it's law. Our HR department is all hot and horney for the law...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM


An OSHA emergency "rule" (if it actually gets published in the Federal register) is not a law, never has been and never will be. And the second it is published it will be constitutionally challenged.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 05:17 PM (JUOKG)

240 wish I were going to the Texas MoMe. I'd like to shoot with Weasel and ride with Ben Had, and enjoy the sublime and copious comestibles, particularly the ones delivered by the Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2021 04:56 PM

Suggested addition.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Wha.

You don't want to strum with Berserker?

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2021 05:17 PM (hM1CE)

241 Going into town at 4:00 is a no no. Geez.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 05:18 PM (OCTRt)

242 Speaking of Greenland, has anyone seen Chique d'Afrique? Just realized I hadn't seen her in a while.

Posted by: Toni at October 19, 2021 05:18 PM (PgM6e)

243
That's now. Any idea where it's posted?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 19, 2021 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)

Nope. I've been looking but can't find the definitive proposal anywhere. The 18-20 date came from our legal advisors. But it's been written and submitted.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2021 05:18 PM (nWxPx)

244 Seattle firefighters and Seattle police officers that were fired for not complying with the vaccine mandate are out feeding the homeless.

https://tinyurl.com/mykkrv7u

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 05:18 PM (NUECS)

245 Only spider I won't tolerate is the brown recluse. My best friends sister got bitten by one and it took months for her arm to heal. She had to have skin grafts and everything else.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2021 05:19 PM (nxdel)

246 Good thing I have actual bibles.
Posted by: SMH

Frankie Hollywood's has an extra beatitude. "Blessed are they who receive according to their need for they shall give according to their ability."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 05:20 PM (d9FiS)

247
Have you considered changing your beehive hairstyle?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

It is from walking through the trees. I wear a hat and I still get spiders and leaves in my hair.

The tarantulas are pretty cool. I think its breeding season now and the old timers say if the tarantulas run up hill it is going to rain. YMMV

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 19, 2021 05:21 PM (IJ9BR)

248 If the progressives and lefty political class want a real law or mandate about forcing people to get the vaccine/experimental jab, the congress should pass a law mandating it and a Biden should sign it.

They will not do this because

It will not pass either the house or the Senate
And then the Dems would be responsible for all of the unfortunate and deadly consequences.

We are a nation of laws, not mandates.

At least I hope that is the case.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 19, 2021 05:21 PM (haWye)

249 Frankie Hollywood's has an extra beatitude. "Blessed are they who receive according to their need for they shall give according to their ability."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___

I don't care what that evil man has to say.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 19, 2021 05:21 PM (NUECS)

250 Our HR department is all hot and horney for the law...
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 19, 2021 05:13 PM


We love Biden Administration long time!

Posted by: Your HR Department at October 19, 2021 05:22 PM (a3Q+t)

251 I posted this on a muzzleloading group I'm in on Farcebook. I've received 60 likes and 46 comments, most saying, "no, you're not crazy."
I know everyone here sees it. It's nice to know others are out there and are paying attention.


Am I the only one that is getting a feeling deep in the gut or flickering around way back in the brain that something just isn't right with our country. I mean deeply, fundamentally wrong that we aren't coming back from, for awhile, if ever? Is that the reason for my newfound interest in the old ways and black powder firearms? I've always been interested. Read all the Foxfire books. Have 1 & 5. But lately, I've kicked it into high gear. Acquiring skills & tools. Getting as many hard copy books as I can. Am I the crazy one?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 05:23 PM (OCTRt)

252 I live in a basement studio. It's spider season. Lucy just watches them scurry across the floor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2021 05:23 PM (W2Pud)

253 No mandate yet companies are falling in line as fast as they can to adhere to the fake EO.
Reading a Reason article now, of Fortune 500 companies 342 mentioned global warming in their yearly reports.
Fascism is taking over by choice.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 05:24 PM (2JoB8)

254 Transweirdo Admiral Rachel Levine was ceremonially sworn in as a four-star admiral, HHS said in a Tuesday statement, identifying the official as its first-ever female four-star admira.

Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2021 05:25 PM (Tnijr)

255 Transweirdo Admiral Rachel Levine was ceremonially sworn in as a four-star admiral, HHS said in a Tuesday statement, identifying the official as its first-ever female four-star admira.
Posted by: f'd


Rear Admiral.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2021 05:26 PM (OCTRt)

256 Great picture of Spud.

https://bit.ly/3BSMk0x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS)

257 Joe rogan, tim pool, there are fine people on both sides.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 05:28 PM (0ryfU)

258 How did the term "HR Department" come into being? Small businesses may offer benefits, ie. insurance, maybe 401k. So what does "Human Resource Dept" offer to a business. I speak as a small business owner with fewer than 50 employees.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 19, 2021 05:30 PM (ju2Fy)

259 identifying the official as its first-ever female four-star admira.
Posted by: f'd


Perfect. Take a shit on every real female military general officer who is working her ass off for decades to become a 4 star.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 05:31 PM (0ryfU)

260 Admiral Levine

Now, landsmen all, whoever you may be
If you want to rise to the top of the tree
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navy
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 05:32 PM (d9FiS)

261 Well if we have a Trannie 4star Admiral that can only be beat by a Siamese twin male/female who each dress like their twin, and are total vegetarian.

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2021 05:32 PM (2JoB8)

262 Perfect. Take a shit on every real female military general officer who is working her ass off for decades to become a 4 star.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 19, 2021 05:31 PM (0ryfU)
Well, if they sit around and take the insult, then what can you say?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2021 05:32 PM (o2MD2)

263 How did the term "HR Department" come into being? Small businesses may offer benefits, ie. insurance, maybe 401k. So what does "Human Resource Dept" offer to a business. I speak as a small business owner with fewer than 50 employees.

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 19, 2021 05:30 PM


They used to be called "personnel offices" back in the day and they were the ones who did time keeping, taxes, benefits, retirements and the like. Over time they morphed into abominations as Federal and State labor laws grew in complexity and large companies tried to comply with the blizzard of new laws that were being thrown at them. Eventually they became creatures that can't be killed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2021 05:34 PM (JUOKG)

264 olddog in mo, one day I visit my account the sign on the door says personnel. Next visit they are remodeling and quadrupling the size of that room.
Next visit the sign on the door says, HR.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2021 05:35 PM (4B3eq)

265 Say what you will about Admiral Levine, s/he is every bit the admiral that Biden is a president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 19, 2021 05:35 PM (d9FiS)

266 "Into the lion's den"? It's a freaking podcast and Gupta is on CNN a major cable news network! It must be depressing to have to admit that a former actor now with a YouTube channel has a bigger audience than anyone on CNN.

Posted by: JT Smith at October 19, 2021 06:07 PM (frfx6)

267 Its not the Commie News Network for nothing.

Posted by: Harry at October 19, 2021 11:21 PM (EcD5Y)

268 Oddly enough the CNN video linked by Comfortably Smug of Tater disputing Hunters laptop no longer works.

https://t.co/6gnF22JP0y

*surprisedPikachuface.png*

Posted by: aawlberninf350 at October 20, 2021 02:22 PM (JcnFx)

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