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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/23/21)
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The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing..’
The doctor was shocked!
‘You asked your neighbour?’
The old man replied,
‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there.
The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him. At last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife. Frustrated, the man says, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”
Amazing stunts or Genius Award Winners?
If you enjoy traveling, do you have a bucket list of destinations? 50 destinations for that list.
The United States is about as varied a country as you can get. A lot of the time when you pick a country to travel to you know it’s either going to be hot and great beaches, or cold and good for winter sports. But with the United States, it seems you have the best of everything from big cities to deserts, beaches to National Park forests. However if you’re planning on going to the United States, you might not know where to choose. After all, the country is huge. But that’s why I got together with a bunch of fellow travel bloggers to bring you some of the best things to do in the USA. The United States bucket list items you don’t want to miss in each and every state.
I'll buy if you fly. He has a future in the beverage delivery industry.
A young football fan in Holland went viral over the weekend after he was caught carrying 48 beers in one go at his side's top-flight clash on Sunday. FC Twente supporter Christiaan Roetgering, 23, was captured holding five full cartons of beer stacked one on top of the other for him and his friends, much to the delight of the onlooking fans. The football fan delightedly revealed he did not spill any of the beers on his way back to his mates, but did admit that Saturday's achievement was not a record for the most beers carried at an FC Twente match.
Wow! A human slinky.
On this day: 23 Oct 2020
American country music singer and songwriter Jerry Jeff Walker died of throat cancer age 78. He wrote 'Mr Bojangles' a hit for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in 1970. Since then Walker's song has been recorded by many popular artists, including Garth Brooks, Chet Atkins, Jim Croce, Jamie Cullum, John Denver, Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan, Billy Joel, Elton John, Don McLean and Dolly Parton. via thisdayinmusic.com
Pretty fitting for a Saturday ONT..............
Born on this day: 23 Oct 1959
Weird Al Yankovic, minor US hits parodying songs such as 'Eat It', Michael Jackson's 'Beat it' and 'Like A Surgeon', ( Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'). via thisdayinmusic.com
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Mixed Messages.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:46 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:46 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:47 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2021 08:47 PM (LSB34)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:47 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 08:48 PM (V13WU)
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Posted by: Muad'dib at October 23, 2021 08:49 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 23, 2021 08:50 PM (YZG/i)
I believe though there's a strict embargo on video, audio and pics from the festivities, due to OPSEC.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 23, 2021 08:51 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 23, 2021 08:49 PM (QHqf9)
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have you tried the local police scanner channels?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:52 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 23, 2021 08:51 PM (QHqf9)
so you love the txmome textually???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Minor league ejections tend to be more entertaining than MLB ones nowadays.
A couple of good ones from the past
Earl Weaver and Bill Haller, 1980
https://youtu.be/f6cmqUTPn08
Don Zimmer and Jerry Crawford, 1989
https://youtu.be/mICMIRf7xmE
Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at October 23, 2021 08:53 PM (/U27+)
BREAKING NEWS: Central eastern TX is reporting massive shortages of liquor, bacon and body glitter...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 08:53 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 23, 2021 08:49 PM (QHqf9)
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More guns fired, fewer casualties than at a certain movie set.
Posted by: Bete at October 23, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: r
there are momes and family friendly momes there is a big difference
I was surprised to see they had a kangaroo at the mome
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 23, 2021 08:54 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: CapeFear at October 23, 2021 08:54 PM (4PDMt)
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (xkSLi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: raoul ortega at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (OafoN)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at October 23, 2021 08:56 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 23, 2021 08:56 PM (BMmaB)
BREAKING NEWS: Central eastern TX is reporting massive shortages of liquor, bacon and body glitter...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)'
For Super Bowl 31, Packer fans drank NO's Bourbon Street dry for the first time in history.
As we say here, Green Bay is a drinking town with a football problem.
Posted by: Bete at October 23, 2021 08:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 08:56 PM (qrcf4)
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 08:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel
But there is still plenty of liquor. I foresee more than a few wacky wavy drives back into town.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: wing at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (PlW9M)
Go tell Alec Baldwin you want to do another take...
Lazy putz!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 08:59 PM (rwusL)
this "no adult supervision" lifestyle is gonna be the death of me...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 09:00 PM (6n+nr)
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Now, that's genius right there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 23, 2021 09:00 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:00 PM (KbLYZ)
the baseball video was epic... where/when was that?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 08:55 PM (6n+nr)
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Phil Wellman of the Mississippi Braves, June 1, 2007 in a game against the Chattanooga Lookouts. He was protesting his pitcher being thrown out for using a foreign substance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 09:00 PM (/U27+)
London Homesick Blues is considered by many to be the unofficial Texas national anthem.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:01 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 09:02 PM (QFVV9)
HBO's lineup, with the exception of Joker is completely pozzed. "4 hours in January" liberal thinking is entirely made of McGuffins.
Well I'm watching a movie where there is something in the box, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:02 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)
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they're choking?
this is my surprised face. :- l
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 09:02 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: sassy at October 23, 2021 09:03 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (MOUN0)
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:01 PM (X1Wj0)
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Truth. And it's a damn fine song too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (rwusL)
Portland's food trucks? Chicago street art?
And the Dells? Wisconsin's version of Gatlinburg, complete with trinket and fudge shoppes.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Everyone is smiling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2021 09:05 PM (LSB34)
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2021 09:05 PM (xkSLi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2021 09:05 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:06 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Beertender! Bring me another bar!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 09:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (MOUN0)
* * * *
*raises hand slowly, eyes cast downward*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 09:06 PM (rwusL)
If you enjoy traveling, do you have a bucket list of destinations? 50 destinations for that list.
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My bucket item is Hawaii. It's the only state I haven't spent a night in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 09:06 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: huerfano at October 23, 2021 09:07 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (kTF2Z)
You never point a gun at someone and pull the trigger.
Baldwin was surely told this during his safety training.
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: sassy at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (ZLAox)
Everyone got shirts .... and a sticker...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (ZLAox)
Shirts from the Paul Anka Line?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2021 09:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 09:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: davidt
We are talking leftists here so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 09:10 PM (CQ8KO)
TONITE
SEX PISTOLS
MERLE HAGGARD
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 23, 2021 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 09:06 PM (/U27+)
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Each island is different. You have to spend a night on each one.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 23, 2021 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Baldwin was surely told this during his safety training.
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM (gw0nT)
think he was pissed off and wanted to intimidate her?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:11 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: davidt
We are talking leftists here so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23
Liability.
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (V13WU)
Everyone got shirts .... and a sticker...
Posted by: lin-duh
Greatest unintentional and chance door prize ever - Sponge won a coffee mug with "FIRST!!" printed on it.
You couldn't script a story any better.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (CQ8KO)
Portland's food trucks? Chicago street art?
And the Dells? Wisconsin's version of Gatlinburg, complete with trinket and fudge shoppes.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (vuisn)
Yeah, some of the suggestions are head scratchers. Some of course, like the national parks, make sense. I've been to some of the national parks suggested. Mesa Verde is a must see. But if I were going to Oregon, with the mountains and Pacific coastline, I'd be impressed with food trucks? Nope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)
https://youtu.be/-SSdTXNK2mo
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:00 PM (KbLYZ)
"Wait for Portal 3"
Touche'
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)
The whole Baldwin incident will be blamed on low-level schlubs no one has ever heard from and never will again. Lessons learned: zero.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:13 PM (ybIRR)
Bandon Dunes Golf Resort, Oregon. I love to golf and I've never seen the Pacific Ocean.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:15 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)
I know, right? That Crater lake is just a hole in the ground full of water, and those dunes at Florence are just piles of sand. Let's go walk over used needles and dodge feral homeless to get a fusion Cuban on the street, it is far better than fresh fish and Dungeness crab any day!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:15 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:16 PM (ybIRR)
Mostly peaceful protests for the win.
Puddlegum, I don't golf but Bandon is a pretty cool place.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:17 PM (0CPkz)
Portland's food trucks?
Posted by: Dr Varno
Bonk Bonk! Dr Varno
Bonk on the head.
Posted by: Portland Food Trucks at October 23, 2021 09:17 PM (kromb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:16 PM (ybIRR)
Arrakicity I think?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:18 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
YouTube deletes MAGA rapper's 'Let's Go Brandon' song because it contains 'medical misinformation' with lyric 'pandemic ain't real'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:18 PM (bTQ72)
1. Did the woman who died attempting the dive record get the official record? is there a rule where you have to be a alive when done?
2. If I was that woman's husband, the only diving I would be doing would.. well, you know. Idiots.
3. #3 "however, on his last stunt"
I guess death is a lot like your lost keys - always the last place you look.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 23, 2021 09:19 PM (IsqiJ)
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:19 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 09:20 PM (KbLYZ)
>>The whole Baldwin incident will be blamed on low-level schlubs no one has ever heard from and never will again. Lessons learned: zero.
On the 911 call, the AD was blaming the PA for the FU!
So yep, this travesty is going to be blamed on a powerless nobody.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:21 PM (qIlCj)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)
good pick. If you are not aiming for Cali, you might also want to check into Big Sky Montana, The Reserve at Moonlight Basin. That course sick. Same for Bandon Dunes,no doubt there.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:14
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2007. "The Bucket List" with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Gentlemen
The woman's husband was part of the problem and 'organized' much of the record attempt. Such as - the 'Doctor' on site while the attempt was made?
Yeah, a dentist. A DDS.
There is much more. The whole thing was an foregone conclusion from the get go.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 09:23 PM (CQ8KO)
In northern New Mexico and saw the most beeeeeyootiful sunset!
Now I'm freezing my ass off.
Anyway...
Anyone at the MoMe land in jail yet?
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:23 PM (AvNBw)
1. Did the woman who died attempting the dive record get the official record? is there a rule where you have to be a alive when done?
2. If I was that woman's husband, the only diving I would be doing would.. well, you know. Idiots.
3. #3 "however, on his last stunt"
I guess death is a lot like your lost keys - always the last place you look.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 23, 2021 09:19 PM (IsqiJ)
The light's better here under the streetlight.
Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 23, 2021 09:23 PM (4I/2K)
So, just like Obama, Hillary, Kamala, and Biden.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:24 PM (ZsR3z)
https://tinyurl.com/wkt387v9
This is the person who's most likely to take the lion's share of blame for Alec's accidental discharge. Oh boy...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:21 PM (qIlCj)
Que?
Posted by: Manual, Fawlty Towers Inn at October 23, 2021 09:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:16 PM (ybIRR)
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I thought it was an upside down star destroyer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2021 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
So yep, this travesty is going to be blamed on a powerless nobody.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:21 PM (qIlCj)
With any luck, they can all end up in jail. Just like the ending of Seinfeld.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 23, 2021 09:25 PM (ZSK0i)
>>The whole Baldwin incident will be blamed on low-level schlubs no one has ever heard from and never will again. Lessons learned: zero.
On the 911 call, the AD was blaming the PA for the FU!
So yep, this travesty is going to be blamed on a powerless nobody.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:21 PM (qIlCj)
Baldwin needs to be in jail. Anyone else would be in jail. Fuck Alec Baldwin!
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:26 PM (AvNBw)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (ju2Fy)
right ! lol
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:26 PM (V13WU)
I guess it's nature's way of selecting the strong and wise to perpetuate the species.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 09:26 PM (rwusL)
Although, see 103. The supposedly guilty 'armorer' looks like a young Hollywood SJW.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (qIlCj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon who? at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (W4nGf)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:28 PM (qIlCj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon who? at October 23, 2021 09:28 PM (W4nGf)
This is the person who's most likely to take the lion's share of blame for Alec's accidental discharge. Oh boy...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
I kept on tapping the screen wondering why the video wouldn't play. Oh. Screen capture.
Ever feel like a bird in a behavioral psyche experiment?
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (AvNBw)
You couldn't script a story any better.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 09:12 PM
THIS makes me so happy!
Posted by: Toni-not an anti-vaxxer, just Mrs. Doubt Pfizer at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (qIlCj)
I can't help but think that part of it is the proliferation of videos showing people doing something dangerous and succeeding. Of course, you never see the videos of people failing and dying. For many people now, what they see on a screen IS reality, so dying while doing something stupid just doesn't seem like a real possibility, much less a probability.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:30 PM (ybIRR)
I am not exaggerating when I say that every other commercial on YT now is for McAuliffe. This is not the face of confidence.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:30 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (+lVUW)
Well come on down Mr Baldwin!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (ESjRY)
>>Que?
Qual es su pregunta?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (qIlCj)
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What's this? Qual is pregnant?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:22 PM (X1Wj0)
Nebraska - Sand Hills Golf Club
A Crenshaw design that is waaaaayyyy off the beaten track, kinda like Bandon is.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Last night I was window shopping, looking at manufactured homes for sale in Yuma, AZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
>>This is not the face of confidence.
As I said, if Youngkin win I'll eat my hat.
But looking at who and what we are dealing with, I don't think I am going to have to do that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (qIlCj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Tap this button and get a treat.
Tap this other button and get an electric shock to the balls.
However, every fifth tap of the treat button will also result in an electric shock to the balls.
Posted by: BF Skinner at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (AvNBw)
The back-to-back bomb cyclones are forecasted to bring extreme weather across the country impacting up to 50 million people over the weekend and early into next week.
Atmospheric rivers began dropping heavy rains in California on Friday. Another atmospheric river is expected to leave inches of rain and snow along the West Coast starting Saturday. Another storm system has been building up in the Gulf of Mexico and is expected to strengthen as it moves into the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast regions early next week. Damaging winds, hail, isolated tornados, and floods are the biggest threats. _DM
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (qrcf4)
But looking at who and what we are dealing with, I don't think I am going to have to do that.
We'll know soon.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: BF Skinner at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (AvNBw)
"So what's the problem?" - Shep
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I still don't know what kind of gun was used? I've heard shotgun, pistol and rifle. Has taht been released?
And, yes, the gun wrangler does not inspire confidence as I wouldn't let her babysit a gerbil.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:33 PM (0CPkz)
She looks like she'd be far more competent at pushing paper in the mobile production office than handling guns. Geezaloo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:26 PM (AvNBw)
That's not how it works, peon.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 23, 2021 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
>>This is not the face of confidence.
As I said, if Youngkin win I'll eat my hat.
But looking at who and what we are dealing with, I don't think I am going to have to do that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Yea, that's where I'm at. I'll vote for Youngkin but I'm expecting McAwfull to win. NoVA is a festering boil on this state (I live in Alexandria).
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 23, 2021 09:36 PM (QFVV9)
Mom Nature, she's apparently gonna make up for the last year where we've had no rain.
It ain't globul Warmering... it's Mom Nature doin her normal 'I'm here to kill you' thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2021 09:36 PM (oHd/0)
Every story I remember hearing of a home owner killing an intruder was accompanied by leftists demanding the home owner be arrested, "He killed someone he should be in jail"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (ESjRY)
I saw her photo earlier. I think on Andy Ngo's twitter stream.
Supposedly, her dad has been the armorer for movies for years and taught her a little bit about the job since she was a kid.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust her with a gerbil.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (0CPkz)
>>And, yes, the gun wrangler does not inspire confidence as I wouldn't let her babysit a gerbil.
I don't believe I have ever encountered anyone with the trifecta of dyed hair, body tats and face piercings that was worth a warm bucket of piss.
I she's the culprit in this tragedy then she fits the part of a complete f***up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (qIlCj)
Last night I was window shopping, looking at manufactured homes for sale in Yuma, AZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
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I had a friend who lived in Yuma for a while. She told me the joke there was that when people from Yuma die and go to hell, they ask for a blanket.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:30 PM (ZsR3z)
So, he's replaced Stacey Abrahms bitching about republicans?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
Hey, honey I'm...*splat*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (Xrfse)
Shoulda known Andy Ngo had the scoop.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Last night I was window shopping, looking at manufactured homes for sale in Yuma, AZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah, F me... gonna take at least 4 months to settle Mom's estate, which mean I can't sell the house until its all done.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (oHd/0)
I admit I'd much prefer someplace that's too hot in summer, to someplace where I can't leave the house without freezing to death in winter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Manuel, Fawlty Towers Inn at October 23, 2021 09:39 PM (4I/2K)
For me personally, it's likely to be at least two years, because I have too much family also stuck here in CA who needs me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
"Jerry Jeff met him in a drunk tank. Jerry Jeff wasn't there on a research project."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhLiDgW42vI
Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (VHk4v)
Or, you could, you know, grow wings.
Posted by: Geese at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (yQpMk)
danger is fun, you are not gonna live forever
race cars, airplanes, rock climbing, mountain climbing
almost getting dead makes life precious
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2021 09:41 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Brandon who? at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (W4nGf)
Mcawful will likely win. Too many people there are awful and a ton more are being badgered by others to vote Dem or otherwise look away. I want to believe otherwise, but there is just too much modern history.
The last two Repub governors both didn't get their signature item through. The guy ending the car tax failed,and the guy who was going to privatize the ABC failed. Virginia needs to shed a few counties,and to be honest, a few other city regions. In fact,VA has only become more blue over the last couple of decades. It is not just NOVA vs the rest of the state anymore.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:41 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 09:41 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Zombie Manuel at October 23, 2021 09:41 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 23, 2021 09:42 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Manuel, Fawlty Towers Inn at October 23, 2021 09:39 PM (4I/2K)
He's from Barcelona.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:42 PM (X1Wj0)
_____
Yeah he's good.
Posted by: Dominion and Mail In Ballots at October 23, 2021 09:43 PM (xDXlt)
I admit I'd much prefer someplace that's too hot in summer, to someplace where I can't leave the house without freezing to death in winter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
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I'll take the cold over the tiny insects that can kill you.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2021 09:43 PM (CAJOC)
"Jerry Jeff met him in a drunk tank. Jerry Jeff wasn't there on a research project."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhLiDgW42vI
Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (VHk4v)
Big David Bromberg fan...love Midnight on the Water.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 23, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
The wife and I were talking about this earlier today, and I made a bold prediction to her. IF Youngkin wins, and IF he's successful, which he could well be given the ongoing Biden apocalypse, he could well be on a national ticket in 4-8 years. That's a lot of ifs, but I think it's possible.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:43 PM (ZsR3z)
Before you make that leap, try to find out what people are paying to cool their place in the summer. Yuma can and does get hotter than Phoenix.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 09:44 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 23, 2021 09:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Another thing that blew me away was that the prices were wildly divergent. I saw three-bedroom trailers going for $20k and two-bedroom trailers going for $250k. Guess age, condition and location make all the difference...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (xDXlt)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (V13WU)
SMH is an awesome DJ.
We may need that bail money.
Big day tomorrow, so TTFN.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (CQ8KO)
(Mobile home) Wanna see the full choice of colors
(Home ...) Wanna buy five copies for our mothers...(Yeah)
(Home ...) Wanna see my smilin face
When I buy me a new mobile home
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2021 09:47 PM (gw0nT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (oHd/0)
4 months? It took a year to settle my dad's estate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)
* * * *
So does getting older...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2021 09:49 PM (+Wu/X)
WZ reports that a caravan of 50,000 illegals is traversing Mexico, and will storm the border. That's the kind of thing that will get people's attention, far more than a few thousand a day for many days. I do not see it ending well for the Dems.
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:49 PM (ZsR3z)
Older trailers tend to be less well insulated. And firetraps. Newer double wides are more like a site built home. And location is everything in real estate.
I only know this because Mama Basura lived her last years in Yuma, in a new double wide. It was an upgrade from the fifth wheel down the street (which she then rented out).
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 09:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:46 PM (bTQ72)
___
Bigly.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 23, 2021 09:50 PM (xDXlt)
While they don't require chips unlike cars, they are out almost a year for delivery.
Prices can widely vary..
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:50 PM (0CPkz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (SchxB)
I admit I'd much prefer someplace that's too hot in summer, to someplace where I can't leave the house without freezing to death in winter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
You get used to the cold. I keep my thermostat set at 60 or 61 during the winter, but I hate being too hot. The real problem with winter is falling on your ass on the ice and breaking your hip.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (5l6FZ)
Now here in the US, let's get go jab those 5 year olds!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)
* * * *
So does getting older...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 23, 2021 09:48 PM (rwusL)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2021 09:53 PM (LSB34)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Count de Monet, IF, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 23, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2021 09:53 PM (+Wu/X)
Posted by: Some Rat
Exhilarating and terrifying all at the same time!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2021 09:54 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (lJmmt)
hit the tip jar ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 09:54 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
Yes, and they are constructed to the absolute lowest acceptable standards. But if it's all one can afford.....
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:54 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2021 09:54 PM (qAR6u)
um, naked Germans kinda ruin a whole lotta great travel destinations
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:55 PM (bTQ72)
I admit I'd much prefer someplace that's too hot in summer, to someplace where I can't leave the house without freezing to death in winter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)
You haven't the foggiest clue about life
Get out of your moms basement and live a little
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2021 09:55 PM (LSB34)
The catch though, was that you don't own the lot. Monthly lot rental, $400.00/month. Plus HOA membership.
Nope. Not a chance on my income.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:55 PM (0CPkz)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:56 PM (lJmmt)
MisHum, so where would you suggest I move to? I do have relatives that are interested in Nebraska, so I want to look around there as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Crown King is off the beaten path. OK, it's off paved roads altogether. Can't get more small town than that in AZ.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 09:57 PM (SchxB)
South Texas too. McAllen, a legit border town, voted in a repub Mayor. *
* fun fact that town was infamous for making the horrible MRE's during the 80s. and early 90s. It was stamped on every pack.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 09:57 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 23, 2021 09:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Bumpin n grindin'.
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:58 PM (PFXgw)
I also like Parker AZ, and even have family already there, but good grief it's tiny.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at October 23, 2021 09:59 PM (BnGTY)
Come for the food carts, stay for the methhead assaults!
Er - you didn't really think that you'd still have your catalytic converter after visiting Portland, did you?
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau! at October 23, 2021 09:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Have they entered Elaine Bennis territory?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 10:00 PM (lJmmt)
It's got over 3000 people. Strawberry is tiny, just under 950.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:00 PM (SchxB)
South Texas too. McAllen, a legit border town, voted in a repub Mayor. *
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BLM, perpetual victimhood and slavery talk does not resonate in Hispanic community ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2021 10:00 PM (V13WU)
It will be interesting to see how well the mountain passes from west of the crest are going to be this winter since a lot of state highway maintenance workers refused the death jab.
These are the guys who plow the roads and do avalanche control work. Most of them with years of experience.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 10:01 PM (0CPkz)
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 10:01 PM (PFXgw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (CQ8KO) at October 23, 2021 09:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Bumpin n grindin'.
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 09:58 PM (PFXgw)
so this is not East Texas. Well kind of sorta, but not THAT East Texas.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:01 PM (X1Wj0)
Well come on down Mr Baldwin!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 09:31 PM
The meme potential here is limitless.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2021 10:02 PM (OssQ4)
That's one thing I like about the area around Payson, it gets snow and keeps them away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau!
Heh! At the local scrap yard some methhead tried to sell 11 catalytic converters, with his sawzall still on the back seat...the police were summoned.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 10:03 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM
Like I said. Keep em coming.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2021 10:04 PM (OssQ4)
Pretty sure that's an AoS benefit.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2021 10:04 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 10:05 PM (PFXgw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 10:06 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 23, 2021 10:07 PM (vuisn)
Everyone got shirts .... and a sticker...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 23, 2021 09:08 PM
Awww, MAN! Stupid Covid! Stupid responsibilities!
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2021 10:07 PM (ezpv1)
Prescott isn't bad. Flagstaff or Williams if you can stand the winters. Pretty much any town along the Mogollon Rim. If you can find a map that includes elevation, look for towns above 5000 feet.
Further south, Sierra Vista or Summerhaven come to mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2021 10:08 PM (OU+8W)
Fortunately, in progressive Portland, we realize that non-violent crimes (like running theft rings) is unworthy of jail time, so we just hand out citations for stealing cars and catalytic converters. (It helps having a Soros DA.)
Fun fact: the county that Portland is in has half the jail space that it did in the 1990's, when the population was considerably less. This is a deliberate policy, pursued over many years - you can't jail people if the jail doesn't have the space.
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau! at October 23, 2021 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (mBTWK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: pep at October 23, 2021 09:30 PM (ZsR3z)
So, he's replaced Stacey Abrahms bitching about republicans?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (+lVUW)
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I must be living right. I almost never see a political ad on YT. The ads I always see are for prescription drugs, video games, or SUVs, and once in a while an ambulance chaser drumming up business.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (lNHqD)
Yeah, people in the Phoenix metro area go there to cool off.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)
We love Palo Duro.
There's a nice little museum in nearby Canyon as well.
Panhandle Plains Museum.
Posted by: sal at October 23, 2021 10:11 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (MOUN0)
Well...damn.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2021 10:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau!
Tourists will never be able to replace that sweet, sweet Soros money.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 10:12 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau! at October 23
Multnomah county built a brand new prison but then never budgeted money to run it. At least that's the story the pos sheriff was peddling. I'm not certain what happened to the property. Maybe ARC of History knows.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2021 10:14 PM (68WvR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 23, 2021 10:14 PM (OU+8W)
Between the pi-hole on my network and Brave's built in ad blocking, I don't see YT ads. It's nice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (lNHqD)
You're lucky. S.A. is not easy on the eyes, and having to see her in order to watch funny cat videos is annoying. I do mute them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tbodie at October 23, 2021 10:16 PM (sUwfN)
So very cold.
Sweet Jiminy Christmas, what I'd give to have some nice young thing to snuggle up with right now.
Ah, who am I kidding? I'm a truck driver. Only thing I'm likely to snuggle with would weigh 350 pounds and smell like farts and nicotine.
Fuck my life.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 10:17 PM (tzdWp)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 10:18 PM (MOUN0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)
When my niece was considering a job in Phoenix, a guy I knew said to tell her not to move there. According to him, the place is very hot with horrible air pollution. Don't know if that's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Megthered at October 23, 2021 10:21 PM (6jQ9h)
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:21 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (lNHqD)
You're lucky. S.A. is not easy on the eyes, and having to see her in order to watch funny cat videos is annoying. I do mute them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2021 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
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It probably has something to do with the videos I watch. My most watched channels are a model train guy, a video game guy, an older red-haired lady who does kitchen tips, and an off-road recovery towing service. The algorithm probably thinks, "OK, not gonna bother with this pantload, just play him the lawyer ad again."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:21 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Megthered at October 23, 2021 10:21 PM (6jQ9h)
they have no other choice. Their base is that crazy and will primary them if they don't act crazy enough. Most of these politicos are uber rich and don't live near any border, other than the DC border. It is mostly and out of sight, out of mind kind of thing. The people near the border are not relevant to them.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:24 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2021 10:25 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:26 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 10:27 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2021 10:27 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Megthered at October 23, 2021 10:21 PM (6jQ9h)
they have no other choice. Their base is that crazy and will primary them if they don't act crazy enough. Most of these politicos are uber rich and don't live near any border, other than the DC border. It is mostly and out of sight, out of mind kind of thing. The people near the border are not relevant to them.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:24 PM (X1Wj0)
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And with mail-ins, ballot harvesting and Dominion, they don't have to worry about a blowout, anywhere, for any reason, ever. Maybe they'll just have themselves win by 3 points instead of 6. To paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke before he went turncoat, "The lever you pull in the voting booth has about as much real-world effect as the darkness knob on your toaster."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (TUUTu)
Absolutely true - the county commissioners refused to budget the money to open the jail, because jails are icky.
The property was finally sold off, and is now a "a clean-and-sober homeless shelter and addiction recovery center."
The county spent $100 million on the jail, and it was eventually sold to a local oligarch for $5 million. He decided to turn it into a charitable undertaking, and provide housing and addiction services - over the furious opposition of the county government, which apparently much preferred that the site remain empty.
Posted by: Portland Tourism Bureau! at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 10:27 PM
Maybe not at the MoMe, but I could use some.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (ezpv1)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 10:29 PM (pxVvf)
There's air pollution. It's a valley with a lot of cars. The heat is only about 110 plus in the summer. Survivable if your AC works.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 10:34 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (lNHqD)
yeah, what happened to that guy? That loss sucked. i am sure it was about Trump. The funny thing is Trump or not,we don't want them back. My guess is down deep they never planned to come back.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:34 PM (X1Wj0)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 23, 2021 10:35 PM (pxVvf)
Especially after her tragic upcoming suicide.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at October 23, 2021 10:37 PM (AytXr)
Yesterday was our oldest's 35th birthday, and I. Forgot. To. Call. Her.
(Fortunately, she lives in California, so I was able to call her before midnight there!)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 23, 2021 10:38 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: EveR at October 23, 2021 10:39 PM (MUpk6)
It was an absolute joy to meet you and your wonderful husband!!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 10:41 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:28 PM (lNHqD)
yeah, what happened to that guy? That loss sucked. i am sure it was about Trump. The funny thing is Trump or not,we don't want them back. My guess is down deep they never planned to come back.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2021 10:34 PM (X1Wj0)
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As I recall, he was one of the "we have to vote for Hillary to save the Republic" dumbasses. I never went back to check on him after that. Frankly, his last couple books before that weren't very good anyway. That said, "Parliament of Whores" remains one of the all-time great political commentary books, if somewhat dated.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 23, 2021 10:42 PM (lNHqD)
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https://tinyurl.com/wkt387v9
This is the person who's most likely to take the lion's share of blame for Alec's accidental discharge. Oh boy...
**
hahaha
"Yeah, it's a gun, like whatever. You hold this part and point it like that and then you like shoot stuff. Haven't you ever seen a movie?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - LET'S GO BALDWIN at October 23, 2021 10:42 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - LET'S GO BALDWIN at October 23, 2021 10:43 PM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:51
Agreed Some Rat. I've been involved in different internet communities: music, history, gardening and politics. This place is simply the best.
Posted by: Farmer at October 23, 2021 10:45 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 09:51 PM (lJmmt)
It was lovely meeting you - hope to see you again next year!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 23, 2021 10:45 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 10:45 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 10:46 PM (MOUN0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2021 10:46 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2021 10:46 PM (pREVk)
Amusingly he is left wondering why the hell there is a mask mandate in the blue shitholes he apparently frequents for people that have gotten the jab.
This is especially amusing because he is apparently a lock down opponent since "government officials just kind of like to boss people around". The mask mandate thing...a total mystery though.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2021 10:49 PM (ESjRY)
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Yes, and burst out laughing when i saw it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 10:50 PM (IDhUW)
In other breaking news, water is wet and Dems are dumbshits!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't know, might be good practical advice to Fremen daughters.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 10:52 PM (SchxB)
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Yes, and burst out laughing
I did, and then just thought clown world is stupid.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 10:53 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 23, 2021 10:53 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 10:55 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 10:55 PM (P3gRi)
Sonovabitch, is Paul Anka hosting the MoMe?
Posted by: Robert at October 23, 2021 10:10 PM (mBTWK)
Where's Joe?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 23, 2021 10:56 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 10:57 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 23, 2021 10:53 PM (l4l/z)
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Prices are headed up. Sorry.
Posted by: Garment Landlords at October 23, 2021 10:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Buzzion
They are now supposed to use special prop guns for the 'blank' firing scenes. Towards-camera shots have the camera blocked by polycarb shields and the operator has a ballistic blanket.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2021 10:58 PM (1t5dY)
>>Que?
Qual es su pregunta?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:27 PM (qIlCj)
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What's this? Qual is pregnant?
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Qual is pregnant!!! Wait, who is Qual?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 10:58 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at October 23, 2021 09:04 PM (gWAUD)
Does not matter. Baldwin was fucking around on the set, pointed the gun at crew members, and fired it. Hang him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:01 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Sandy at October 23, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)
Pic of the armorer. Frankly she doesn't seem super-competent to me. Maybe I'm crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at October 23, 2021 11:03 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: El perro famos > at October 23, 2021 11:03 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 11:04 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: the commenter Autist formerly Miklos on the Spectrum at October 23, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sandy
What's that girl? Joe Biden has fallen into the well again? Just leave him there. He'll never learn.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: El perro famoso 'Esandi' at October 23, 2021 11:06 PM (KbLYZ)
Does not matter. Baldwin was fucking around on the set, pointed the gun at crew members, and fired it. Hang him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This. If someone hands you a gun and says, 'It isn't loaded', or anything else, I do not care what, you still treat it as a deadly weapon, until you have personally ascertained otherwise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 11:06 PM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2021 11:07 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Miklos and Gravity Investment Partners at October 23, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 11:07 PM (u8iy0)
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My feeling about current events is that evil is playing all their cards, so to speak.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:09 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Kindltot
Every.single.detail
Posted by: Miklos, counting his own fingers, just to make sure at October 23, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2021 11:11 PM (qvjMx)
I hope he hangs. Hope is fleeting.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:12 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
New home will be St. Augustine, the redneck side of the river.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows nice people when he meets them and they buy him drinks at October 23, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2021 11:11 PM (qvjMx)
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Word is that Warner Bros made no plans for a sequel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:13 PM (IDhUW)
I she's the culprit in this tragedy then she fits the part of a complete f***up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2021 09:37 PM (qIlCj)
As producer, Baldwin hired the stunned c***. It's still all his fault.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:15 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Miklos
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*?*
I thought you were just down there to pick up a car?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 11:15 PM (u8iy0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
I hope he hangs. Hope is fleeting.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:12 PM (QC3yT)
Yeah everything coming out sounds like efforts to protect him. In my opinion everything coming out should just be a matter of what he should ultimately be charged with and if anyone else needs to charged with.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 11:18 PM (MOUN0)
Posted by: Sightful Monk Miklos who found actual pinball machines at October 23, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2021 11:20 PM (lJmmt)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:20 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 09:57 PM (SchxB)
Globe, Superior, Florence, Coolidge, Marana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Eos is fine, but needed new tires. Two two extra tire days....I just met people while waiting.
God shows his kindness in unexpected ways.
Posted by: Miklos at October 23, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
I used to have nice things. Still do, but I used to, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Modified Mitch Hedberg joke.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 11:24 PM (MOUN0)
The second rule of holes is that you do not point a gun at anything that you do not wish to destroy.
He violated both and it is HIS fault that someone is dead.
He took a gun, did not check it, pointed it at another human and pulled the trigger.
He needs to go to prison...
Posted by: ChrisP at October 23, 2021 11:27 PM (qJRpb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
And this is important because many, many Americans get most of their medical advice from current rap lyrics.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 11:28 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Fou Troll at October 23, 2021 11:29 PM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Miklos Hedberg see the Not Dead Yet Tour! at October 23, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
I only steal from the best.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:27 PM (SchxB)
Well of course. I just thought you would like someone catching the reference.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2021 11:31 PM (MOUN0)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 11:32 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:33 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: ChrisP at October 23, 2021 11:27 PM (qJRpb)
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Mistakes were made.
Mandatory additional training will be implemented.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Gingy at October 23, 2021 11:33 PM (MOpDc)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 11:34 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Miklos quickly checking the updated Official AP Stylebook at October 23, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:33 PM (P3gRi)
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Goulash?
Your Germans must have been Slavs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 23, 2021 11:28 PM (3/XaG)
Yo! Have U got the morning drip?
Slap! Slap! hot iron to it.
Is your bunghole plugged up tight?
An M-80 makes it right!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:35 PM (P3gRi)
And this is important because many, many Americans get most of their medical advice from current rap lyrics.
~~~
I know i always check rap lyrics before making major medical decisions.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:35 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Gingy
So
We can't have nice things
Posted by: Miklos waz Rong at October 23, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:39 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)
Goulash is Hungarian in origin. Magyars are not Slavs. Was weekend special, not on regular menu.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:39 PM (P3gRi)
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Magyars.
I can't get anything past the Horde.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:40 PM (VxC1e)
Yes, you are correct, sir!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)
Yo! Have U got the morning drip?
Slap! Slap! hot iron to it.
Is your bunghole plugged up tight?
An M-80 makes it right!
~~~
You good!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:40 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:39 PM (IDhUW)
Mostly meat. I had german potato salad and sauerkraut on the side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:33 PM (P3gRi)
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Goulash?
Your Germans must have been Slavs.
Posted by: Cicero
I...I just can't even (cusses in Magyar-speak)
Posted by: Miklos, your Friendly virtual Magyar Chef at October 23, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gingy
So
We can't have nice things
Keeping that footage private ensures we continue to have good things.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos, not angry at all about the potential abuse on Hungarian Cuisine at October 23, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, your Friendly virtual Magyar Chef at October 23, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
The Anschluss was necessary to bolster the strategic goulash reserves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:43 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2021 09:17 PM (0CPkz)
Let's go, Bandon!
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 23, 2021 11:43 PM (c7dRS)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:44 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:45 PM (IDhUW)
That is the extent of my experience with goulash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)
Ours had corn in it and the little shell pasta. It was more like a soup than anything else.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 23, 2021 11:46 PM (SchxB)
I can't get anything past the Horde.
Posted by: Cicero
Mistakes were made.
Mandatory additional training will be implemented.
Posted by: Cicero
Of Course. "Mistakes must be made"
Posted by: Good Soldier Miklos Swejk at October 23, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 23, 2021 11:43 PM (c7dRS)
You know, what would make a good T-shirt image? A cowboy, holding a red-hot FJB branding iron in his right hand, and making a beckoning gesture with his left, and the legend, "Let's Go Brandin'"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
lol. I'd buy a long sleeve version.
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:48 PM (QC3yT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:17 PM (IDhUW)
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"hope" is NOT a plan.
optimism is its own punishment.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 23, 2021 11:48 PM (6n+nr)
Posted by: Gingy
Watching them in the dark of night.
Your video secrets are "safe" with us.
Posted by: NSA Bob & Edna infiltrating the TxMoMe at October 23, 2021 11:49 PM (XyMAx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 11:49 PM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:46 PM (P3gRi)
You're going to make a fortune.
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 23, 2021 11:51 PM (c7dRS)
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Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:54 PM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Gingy
Good to know some people can keep a secret...
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 23, 2021 11:54 PM (mE8HP)
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If i only had one experience with goulash. I would want it to be this. This sounds...memorable.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 23, 2021 11:54 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
He healed broken bones in mu own body, but I did not even ask for that
Posted by: Mikoos at October 23, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 23, 2021 11:55 PM (mE8HP)
_DM
Let's Go O'Brandon
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:55 PM (qrcf4)
You people might be taking it a bit too far I think.
Posted by: Elagabalus at October 23, 2021 11:56 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
Like the time I sat on my glasses.
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2021 11:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 23, 2021 11:57 PM (mE8HP)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:57 PM (QC3yT)
Guess it didn't bother them that he called the pResident a commie.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Infidel
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Old Nick has been busily walking to and fro.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Infidel at October 23, 2021 11:57 PM (QC3yT)
^^This^^
Posted by: tbodie at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (mE8HP)
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Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:54 PM (qrcf4)
A little sodium fluoride in the tattoo ink would have helped, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Yosemite Alec at October 23, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:00 AM (qrcf4)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (qrcf4)
Anyone know what this guy is talking about?
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 24, 2021 12:00 AM (mE8HP)
Guess it didn't bother them that he called the pResident a commie.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2021 11:58 PM (qrcf4)
And by the standards by which things are judged, Covid has ceased to be a pandemic, and become endemic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2021 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
Reckless, hell! I hit where I wuz aimin'!
Posted by: Yosemite Alec at October 24, 2021 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yosemite Alec at October 23, 2021 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
*looks up Pecos*
I'm good.
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 24, 2021 12:01 AM (mE8HP)
Great guy. Turns out he is an imparsonator.
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 24, 2021 12:02 AM (c7dRS)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 12:02 AM (QC3yT)
Hungarian " Gulyas" is named for the Hungarian Hungarian cowboys (called "Gulyas")
For example
https://tinyurl.com/7h4byj35
Posted by: Miklos, culturally derivative and inclusive at October 24, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:00 AM (qrcf4)
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It's always time for ice cream. I decree it.
Posted by: The Usurper In Chief at October 24, 2021 12:02 AM (VxC1e)
Or, you could, you know, grow wings.
Posted by: Geese
And shit all over everything.
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 12:03 AM (arJlL)
There is a verse in the Bible that reads something like, i would have despaired if i had not had hope in the land of the living.
It's good to have hope in the next life, sometimes that is all we have. I have found that life is easier when there is at least a glimmer of hope in the land of the living.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:03 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 24, 2021 12:04 AM (mE8HP)
It's always time for ice cream. I decree it.
Posted by: The Usurper In Chief
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'I scream, you scream, we all scream...'
Ha, ha...my favorite poem!
Posted by: Joey at October 24, 2021 12:05 AM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2021 11:15 PM
+1000
Posted by: Chuck C at October 24, 2021 12:05 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2021 12:06 AM (P3gRi)
I have video of TxMoMe events that will never see the light of day.
Posted by: Gingy
Project Veritas
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2021 12:06 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yosemite Alec at October 24, 2021 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: NSA Bob at October 24, 2021 12:07 AM (mE8HP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well, not a shirt, but...
https://bit.ly/lezkobrandin
h/t Bookworm
and Goodnight mome
zzzz
Posted by: mindful webworker with eyelids heavy at October 24, 2021 12:08 AM (XyMAx)
Posted by: tbodie at October 24, 2021 12:09 AM (mE8HP)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 12:11 AM (QC3yT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
The way I was raised, God has hands in this world.
Look left. look right.
Those are God's hands, get to work.
Posted by: Miklos, trained as a Calvinist at Ft. Jackson at October 24, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Abbott Deploys Armed National Guard To Border To Arrest Illegal Aliens For Trespassing
_thefederalist.com
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:11 AM (qrcf4)
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Which reminds me, I noted that AS&S has these for sale. I am sorely tempted to buy one and send it to the Chief of the Capitol Police. https://tinyurl.com/6t4d2hpf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2021 12:11 AM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 12:13 AM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Joey
Why do I always run and talk in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor.
Posted by: Dr. Miklos-Jill. Ed.D. at October 24, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:15 AM (qrcf4)
Look left. look right.
Those are God's hands, get to work.
~~~
Mmm, i like this. I know that i want to spend\use up my life serving from a grateful heart.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:19 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:15 AM (qrcf4)
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The principle worked so well, CA is now doing the same thing to all employers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 24, 2021 12:20 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Infidel
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The demons have been let loose and they have found willing hosts in almost every civilized nation in the world.
The demons have certainly found eager hosts from the Democrat Party and some Republicans.
I pray every night that God help us and guide us.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:22 AM (qrcf4)
Abbott Deploys Armed National Guard To Border To Arrest Illegal Aliens For Trespassing
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Good for Abbott. He has his state to take care of.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:23 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 12:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2021 12:24 AM (qrcf4)
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I'm glad to hear it. I pray for strength and wisdom, forgiveness and mercy.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
I just read the details of the dog research that Herr Doktor Fauci funded. I wish I hadn't. Such experiments are not allowed here the US. They outsourced it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 24, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
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Yes, i agree. I just think that govenors are going to have to step up to states' rights in light of our current federal "leadership"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:31 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at October 24, 2021 12:33 AM (gWAUD)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2021 12:33 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:35 AM (IDhUW)
I had a nice set of Magyar wheels on my 82 Camaro.
And someone invested in Charlie Manson's ashes to make a profit apparently. And did.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 24, 2021 12:36 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 12:37 AM (QC3yT)
More likely he will be confirmed as the next director of the BATF, the way things are going.
I'm happy to take bets.
Posted by: casual observer 1023 at October 24, 2021 12:37 AM (jTmQV)
By the way, while lauding JJ for London Homesick Blues, throw some props at Gary P. Nunn for writing it and giving to JJ to record. Gary said he didn't think the song was good at the time but he has learned to love it.
I played for a country star too, but the name is a secret. I did learn some very important things while on the road during the Outlaw Country days. One was: Never party with Rodeo Cowboys (Larry Mahan and band). Never. They are more dangerous when they party than cops, and I thought cops were bad news.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2021 12:38 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 24, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
He's just doing the beagle torturing that Americans won't do.
If there were some semblance of an honest press in this country and they ran this story on the national news, he would have been dragged out of his office and lynched within 24 hours. We'll put up with a lot of bullshit, including to our kids, but if you give the wine moms the sadz about their fur babies then all bets are off.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 24, 2021 12:41 AM (cSs/W)
[redacted]
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 24, 2021 12:45 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Now see?
We can have nice people
Posted by: Miklos, simple Cistercian at October 24, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2021 12:06
Me too. Glad ya'll are having a blast in TX. Maybe can make it next year. I'm just guessing Corsicana has never seen this much fun.
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2021 12:47 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 24, 2021 12:47 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:48 AM (IDhUW)
I have the unedited version available.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 24, 2021 12:49 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 24, 2021 12:50 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Miklosian Party Criterion at October 24, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
~~~
For a price i presume. And you know i dont trust you Bob.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 12:57 AM (Q0uUv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 12:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 12:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 01:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 24, 2021 01:01 AM (6n+nr)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 01:05 AM (Q0uUv)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 01:05 AM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 01:06 AM (Q0uUv)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 01:08 AM (Q0uUv)
hope the other little tid-bits went to those that needed/could use them.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 24, 2021 01:11 AM (6n+nr)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 01:13 AM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 01:14 AM (Q0uUv)
danger is fun, you are not gonna live forever
race cars, airplanes, rock climbing, mountain climbing
almost getting dead makes life precious
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:40 PM (bTQ72)
Fear is Never Boring: https://youtu.be/hsFTi1DuZ8U
Posted by: Boomer Redneque - Let's Go Brandon at October 24, 2021 01:15 AM (Lit6A)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2021 01:17 AM (Q0uUv)
Is there anywhere in AZ that doesn't broil most of the year?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 23, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Payson, Cottonwood, Flagstaff, Williams, Page, Corneille, Jerome, Prescott.
Posted by: WhyBanned at October 24, 2021 01:18 AM (ulaXh)
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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2021 01:21 AM (l0Lgi)
CalTech Lab reports major seismic activity in the vicinity of Corsicana, TX
Posted by: Miklos and Gravity Investment Partners at October 23, 2021 11:07 PM
Yeah, somebody knocked over a silo worth of empty beer cans. Lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 24, 2021 01:22 AM (t+bpK)
Posted by: Ben Had
Was she wearing anything else ?
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 01:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: WhyBanned at October 24, 2021 01:27 AM (ulaXh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Bang a head for me, brother
*offers actual head*
Posted by: Miklos, the 80s punk kid at October 24, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
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I just got back from it a little bit ago. I enjoyed it a lot. The sudden ending caught me by surprise, but it was a good stopping point (I've read the novel, so I'm familiar with the overall story arc) - assuming a sequel happens. If there's no sequel, then it's a bit anti-climactic, imo.
According to the Wiki article on the movie, there's been no official word on a sequel. But a lot of people are acting as if the sequel is going to happen. The theater I saw the movie at was packed. Assuming that was the normal state of affairs at other theaters that showed it, I think the sequel has a pretty good chance of happening. The director has stated that he's hoping for a trilogy, with the third movie covering the plot of Dune Messiah.
There's apparently also a prequel web series being worked on called "Dune: The Sisterhood", which is supposed to air on HBO Max. No idea when they're expecting that to see the light of day.
Posted by: junior at October 24, 2021 01:30 AM (PTw5h)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 24, 2021 01:35 AM (6n+nr)
Posted by: WhyBanned at October 24, 2021 01:37 AM (ulaXh)
YouTube deletes MAGA rapper's 'Let's Go Brandon' song because it contains 'medical misinformation' with lyric 'pandemic ain't real'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 23, 2021 09:18 PM (bTQ72)
I'm not finding that. I found this:
Loza Alexander
@ImLozaAlexander
Oct 22
Tik tok hit me with my own copyright lmao. . . and they removed my sound and deleted over 4 thousand videos reacting to my song. . . uuumm tik tok? I AM THE COPYRIGHT OWNWER!!
Posted by: m at October 24, 2021 01:44 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 01:49 AM (QC3yT)
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
4h
YouTube deletes MAGA rapper's 'Let's Go Brandon' song because it contains 'medical misinformation' with lyric 'pandemic ain't real' https://trib.al/hPJRgvx
Posted by: m at October 24, 2021 01:52 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2021 01:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2021 01:56 AM (arJlL)
Josephine Cashman
@Josieamycashman
7h
YouTube deletes MAGA rapper @RealBrysonGray's song because it contains 'medical misinformation' with lyric 'look at Australia that's what is coming next if we don't stand up'.
Posted by: m at October 24, 2021 01:59 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2021 02:08 AM (QC3yT)
Posted by: Miklos, future Barbadian, or Bajan as we call it at October 24, 2021 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Here are two songs for the way home
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Moon mission, by jay rautenberg and orchester Jurgen ehlers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqBPGmj0Uo
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Fat popadaddy, by Quincy Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87cg3jU2VKc
Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 24, 2021 02:51 AM (tjGJt)
More coming out on the Baldwin shooting. The gun Baldwin used was being used by the crew "after hours" for target practice, with real bullets.
So these guys just informally "checked out" the gun for some target shooting off the set, then brought it back. Which explains how real bullets could easily have been left in. Also, another source says that real bullets and blanks were being stored together.
This was a total amateur hour operation for the gun handling for this stupid production.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 24, 2021 03:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m at October 24, 2021 03:14 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at October 24, 2021 09:52 AM (CQ8KO)
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