Daniel Craig Says He Goes to Gay Bars to Avoid the "Aggressive D***-Swinging" in Straight Bars

Hot off his final adventure as James Bond in No Time To Die, actor Daniel Craig has revealed that he prefers going to gay bars, rather than general drinking establishments, because it allows him to avoid "the aggressive d*** swinging [found] in hetero bars."

Speaking with Palm Restaurant Group Executive VP Bruce Bozzi on the latest episode of his SiriusXM radio show 'Lunch With Bruce,' Craig disclosed that he has "been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember."
According to the Bond star, "one of the reasons" he prefers gay bars is because he does not "get into fights in gay bars that often," which he attributes to the lack of "aggressive d*** swinging [found] in hetero bars."
"I just got very sick of it, as a kid, because it was like... I don't want to end up eating in a punch up. And I did," he added.

Sounds like he wanted to eat something else up, though.

Craig is married to Rachel Weisz and before that to another woman, though he's been pushing the idea that Bond Is Gay thing for a while.

In the meantime, of course, Superman Is Gay.

They've also dropped "the American Way" from his creed. Now Superman will fight for "Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow."

They've been extremely reluctant to have Superman say he believes in the American Way for a long time, though.

And to that end of making the world better: He's transitioning to Greta Thunberg. This is the cover of an upcoming Gay Superman comic:

Below, the unbearably smug writer DC charged with making Superman gay laughs at people who object to the change.

Both the CNN soyboy and this comics writer SJW laugh about the public not even knowing that this isn't Superman himself, but Superman's son, Jonathan Kent.

About that:

Until the last few months, Jonathan Kent was never called "Superman." He was called just "Jonathan Kent," or "The Super-Son."

Never Superman. Because he wasn't Superman.

But DC and Warner Bros. sent the real Superman away from earth. He's no longer the Superman of Earth.

They had previously sent Jonathan Kent into some kind of time warp, aging him up from being a 13 year old kid into being a full-grown man.

So now, as a full-grown man, Jonathan Kent, who had never before been called "Superman," is now called that, and has a new book calling him Superman (or, "Superman: Son of Kal-El.")

Why did they do all this? They moved Superman off of the earth precisely so that when they launched their newest straight-to-gay converted character, they could call him Superman, and mislead the public into thinking they'd made Superman gay.

They wanted the headline "Superman is Gay." They screwed around with Superman, giving him some stupid mission in another solar system, just so the role of Superman on Earth would be vacant. Then they elevated the Super-Son to Superman and made him gay.

All to get the viral twitter headline "Superman is Gay."

And then, having done everything in their power to tell the media and the general public that Superman Is Gay, they then turn around and chuckle, "Ha-ha, stupid normies who don't read comics, it's not Superman who's gay, it's this other person we're now calling Superman who is gay."

They deliberately deceived the public to get some virtual pee-pee touches on twitter, and then they scorn the public for having been deceived??

By the way, barely anyone reads comics any longer, so why would anyone know this?

These assholes are laughing at 99.999% of the population.

The 99.999% of the population that isn't even aware they still print comic books, except when they run a viral marketing initiative to get retweets on twitter.

They do this viral headline trick all the time. Back in like 2010, they made "The Green Lantern" gay, and put that out into the media to get some buzz going for The Green Lantern.

But The Green Lantern they turned gay wasn't the Green Lantern you know. He wasn't Hal Jordan. He wasn't even one of the other earthling members of the Green Lantern core, like John Stewart or Guy Gardner or Kyle Rayner.

No, the "Green Lantern" they turned gay was the original 1930s character who didn't even have a science-fictiony green power ring, but instead... a magic trainman's lantern.

And his magic lantern did not have the flaw of not working on anything that was green.

It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood.

So unless you've been reading comics since 1941, you probably don't even know who this gay supposed Green Lantern even is.

But they got their headlines.

And they're doing the same thing now, with the added dickishness of laughing at people who don't bother with these miserable juvenile comics for not knowing they're so uncreative that they just spin out variation after variation of the same character.

And by the way, in case you think turning Jonathan Kent gay isn't any big deal: before turning him gay, he was himself a very popular character.

And a straight character. Dated lots of girls, and we saw his thought-balloons talking about liking girls.

But now he's been gay forever, they've decided.

So now any fans of Jonathan Kent realize they never even knew the character at all.

I myself use that headline because if DC and Warner Bros. want the public to believe their flagship comic book character is gay, I'm willing to amplify their cheap gimmicky deception.

And if that depresses the already-low interest in the Superman IP, oh well.

Ooops! Ooopsie!

I'm not going to pay for any more Bond or Superman films because I Don't Feel Represented on the Screen.

Bonus: Speaking of Greta Thunberg.

I saw it — so now you have to pic.twitter.com/3zY94FH5CA
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 17, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 04:42 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: The Ancient Greeks at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (786Ro)

2 Almost trifecta.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

3 Poor kid, she's having an epileptic episode.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

4 007, licensed to thrill...guys.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (7bRMQ)

5 That's gay

Posted by: brak at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (fn0LI)

6 So, Superman went from a man of action to a man of holding a sign?

Sure. Okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

7 What's his excuse for why those guys keep sucking his dick?

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

8 Eh, Superman was always pretty gay.

Posted by: Match Checksout at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (dYe5S)

9 So, Superman went from a man of action to a man of holding a sign?

Sure. Okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"Up! Up! Oi Vey!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (mD/uy)

10 Maybe Fauci can take him on a research tour of the bathhouses...

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (CYnTg)

11 I'm pretty sure the whole point of going to a gay bar would be aggressive dicks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (QU5/8)

12
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
How dare you!?!

Posted by: Hands at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (786Ro)

13 *glances in*
*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (2F0d3)

14 When the new Superman print run is canceled in the next two months (very quietly, by the way), the writer will just go off and write for another property like Marvel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

15 So Greta got Rick Rolled.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (CjHGv)

16 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (vuisn)

17 double odd seven

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

18 hurricanes in hurricane season, tornadoes in tornado alley, and forest fires in forests. wow, such novel extreme weather...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (ZZK0E)

19 Daniel Craig prefers dick tasting to dick swinging.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (XvPQV)

20 I mean, did The Flash ever satisfy his partner?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (mD/uy)

21 Well, they took Captain America's stuff and gave it to a Black Guy.

Reparations?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 03:44 PM (oHd/0)

22 What's gay is supposedly grown men obsessed with superheroes. Unless it's your job to make comic books, I suppose.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (3/XaG)

23 the aggressive d*** swinging [found] in hetero bars."
==
Check me if I'm wrong, never been in a gay bar bathroom, but I'd be shocked indeed if the paytron were not conducting some aggressive dick swinging in there if James Bond walked in to take a pi$$

Posted by: nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (J8jsj)

24 When the new Superman print run is canceled in the next two months (very quietly, by the way), the writer will just go off and write for another property like Marvel.

Razorfist noted that the "Superman: The Cock Of Steel" comic can't even break the top 50, so buyers have tuned out.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

25 Geez. You suck one d**k and . . .

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (H5Y9p)

26 Next thing you know, they will tell me Liberace was gay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (/5+WK)

27 Rachel Weisz is smoking hot.
What a waste.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (UNQS9)

28 Oh and if you get into fights in bars all the time...the problem isn't the bar. It's you.

I say that as a guy who worked the door.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (XvPQV)

29 24 When the new Superman print run is canceled in the next two months (very quietly, by the way), the writer will just go off and write for another property like Marvel.

Razorfist noted that the "Superman: The Cock Of Steel" comic can't even break the top 50, so buyers have tuned out.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

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"You wrote a beloved property so badly that it got canceled within months? You're hired!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

30 that clip of greta looks like an old Partridge Family clip. She's Danny Bonaduche?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (ZZK0E)

31 Well James Bond went to bars to pick up the best woman

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (2JoB8)

32 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

33 8 Eh, Superman was always pretty gay.
Posted by: Match Checksout at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (dYe5S)

Well, he does wear his underwear, on the OUTSIDE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (oHd/0)

34 Man of Krypton, man of Kleenex?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (vuisn)

35 Geez. You suck one d**k and . . .
Posted by: Daniel Craig

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Luigi the Bridgebuilder at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (mD/uy)

36 What's his excuse for why those guys keep sucking his dick?

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

We were trying to get free drinks! It was a sausage!!!!

Posted by: D Craig at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (7bRMQ)

37 >>>32 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?

They made her officially bisexual in like 2008.

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (0G13K)

38 Ryan Reynolds should definitely play gay Green Lantern when that movie is greenlit. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Aside from Ryan Reynolds, I mean.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (QU5/8)

39 32 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

Trans.... Wonder if its a Woman.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (oHd/0)

40 did The Flash ever satisfy his partner/
==
Dude. I have a tongue.

Posted by: The Flash at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (vZ7PI)

41 28 Oh and if you get into fights in bars all the time...the problem isn't the bar. It's you.

I say that as a guy who worked the door.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (XvPQV)

=========

"That man was making kissy faces at me. I'm going to pound him!"
-Daniel Craig

"Pound him how? Daniel?! Where'd he go?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

42 Are there a lot of people who want to see Superman stick his super tongue down some guy's throat?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (cSyAR)

43 I saw Aggressive Dick Swinging open for Frankie Goes To Hollywood at Knott's Berry Farm in '88

Posted by: Hands at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (786Ro)

44 The opposite of hate is indifference.

'Nothing' DC and Marvel...to death.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

45 I always knew there was something suspicious about that Craig guy. He has the charisma of Charles Nelson Reilly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (5l6FZ)

46 Poor kid, she's having an epileptic episode.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

Yuck, does she not wash her hair anymore?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (Ez6QX)

47 Daniel Craig is married to Rachel Wiesz?

I did not know that and it kinda shocks me for some reason.

Not someone I'd suspect would appeal to her.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (H5Y9p)

48 the aggressive d*** swinging [found] in hetero bars."

==

he lives in the Village. Wherever he goes, he walks to, he keeps Rachel Weisz around so he has someone to talk to.

seriously, I've been to a bar in the village, and it's pretty cool and chill.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (ZZK0E)

49 >>>32 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?

They made her officially bisexual in like 2008.

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It would help if they updated some of Lynda Carter's scenes with their hollywood magic.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

50 And I don't understand all the discussion of trannies. It's a simple subject. You use a Turbo 350 unless you are making a lot of horsepower, then you use a Turbo 400. It's pretty straightforward.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (3/XaG)

51 37 >>>32 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?

They made her officially bisexual in like 2008.
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (0G13K)

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Wasn't the guy who made her some kind of polyamorous creep who was into BDSM?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

52 Rachel Weisz in "The Mummy" is the only thing I remember from that movie. Same with "Constantine"

Posted by: brak at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (fn0LI)

53 >>>Now Superman will fight for "Truth, Justice, and a Better World."

Faster than a speeding democrat from the scene of dead black male prostitute at a gay meth party.

Able to eat a whole bag of dicks in a single sitting.

More powerful than a mashed potato powerbottom.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

54 No, Mr Bond, I expect you to bend over.

Posted by: Blowfeld at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (786Ro)

55 Both the CNN soyboy and this comics writer SJW laugh about the public not even knowing that this isn't Superman himself, but Superman's son, Jonathan Kent.

How could Superman cum without blowing it out Lois's back?

I mean, he ruined four hookers by getting a blow job. Took the back of their heads clean off.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (OCTRt)

56 My outrage still isn't pinging at all. Having almost zero engagement in the pop culture world does wonder for one's blood pressure.

Buy ammo. I'm not kidding about that. Buy ammo.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (Ocv6A)

57 Is there anyway to unsee it now I saw it?

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (2JoB8)

58 did The Flash ever satisfy his partner/
==
Dude. I have a tongue.
Posted by: The Flash

Okay, I admit, I snorted.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (mD/uy)

59 28 Oh and if you get into fights in bars all the time...the problem isn't the bar. It's you.

I say that as a guy who worked the door.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (XvPQV)

Daniel, why did you get in so many fights at straight bars?

I can't quite be sure but hitting on dudes probably didn't help. Yeah, it was the hitting on dudes thing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

60 This also ties into the snotty bullshit Kevin Smith pulled on his He-Man destruction.

"oh you fans don't matter, netflix told me that it's not for the fans anyway...hahaa"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (ZZK0E)

61 Yuck, does she not wash her hair anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (Ez6QX)

You mean EVER?

It was stringy before. I noted that her face is getting chubby. I bet they've been eating a little bit better than before and she strikes me as turning into a 250# tubbo by 25.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (H5Y9p)

62 Sounds probable. LOL. I know a gay guy who regularly went to gay bars. I got the impression that the dick swinging was part of the appeal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (ueGNX)

63 They tried to get rid of Clark Kent once before.
Sales were so bad, they brought him back (as an old man) and sales recovered. Some.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

64 51 Yes

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (CYnTg)

65 He was ahead of his time really...

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (CYnTg)

66 I used to enjoy comics because they told great stories. then they got away from that and i did too. Bond was always hit nd miss for me as i couldn't buy the story half the time, so i've never seen the ay bond.

but yeah, saying you go to a gay bar to get away from swinging dicks only works on people who've never been to a gay bar i'm thinking...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (8D42x)

67 509 quatloos says Kurt Schlichter works this into his next book.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (axyOa)

68 Why do Benny and Ace hate us?

Posted by: Boone at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (bKXjn)

69 Daniel Craig as Bond for one last outing in...Maneater!

Wasn't there a scene in Skyfall between Bond and the villain Raoul Silva where Bond implied he had done ghey stuff before? Does that make him bi now?

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (5aFbR)

70 It's been said before but it bears repeating, Superman's ejaculate would the back of Jimmy Olson's head off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (cSyAR)

71 63 They tried to get rid of Clark Kent once before.
Sales were so bad, they brought him back (as an old man) and sales recovered. Some.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

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The Death of Superman by Doomsday?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

72 @DanielCraig
ELL
OH
F..KING
ELLZ

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (b1SfS)

73 Bond. Gay Bond.

Posted by: x at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (oA+QO)

74 Jeebus, can we just stab all these fucking America-hating homo pussies in the ear with syphilitic flaming rusty clown boners and call it a day?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (kR3Q3)

75 Kind of amusing that there's someone carrying a sign which says "There's no Planet B" while walking behind a literal space alien.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (T7iTv)

76 As Razorfist mentioned in his latest rant about Supes - Superman has always been ghey, just now he's banging dudes.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (5aFbR)

77 Stirewalt, gone but not forgotten. Foxnews trying to "Arizona" Youngkin in Virginia. Releases outlier poll showing McAuliffe up by 5.

Early night. you guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

78 I mean, did The Flash ever satisfy his partner?
Posted by: Tonypete

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"And how!"

Posted by: not exactly just the punchline at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (Re/cA)

79 did Greta just ... rickroll me?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (j9HX3)

80 Mayo Pete is Superman?

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

81 one thing about Dan Craig is his appearances on SNL. He's aggressively unfunny. As in he doesn't seem to process words. Like he's mouthing sounds in a different language. The only person less amusing was Russel Crowe. Crowe acted like a fat space alien.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (ZZK0E)

82 So governor scumbag in NJ has a nice ad. Trump saying children are almost immune to COVID and they show a kid on a ventilator. Republican candidate wants kids to go to school with out being vaccinated against mumps and measles! And no masks!

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (CYnTg)

83 Truth, Justice, and To Each According to His Needs, From Each According to His Ability

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (d9FiS)

84 62 Sounds probable. LOL. I know a gay guy who regularly went to gay bars. I got the impression that the dick swinging was part of the appeal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (ueGNX)
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Fen, is this "friend" you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (XItSe)

85 Wasn't the guy who made her some kind of polyamorous creep who was into BDSM?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

Yep. Wonder Woman originally was a bondage fetish character.

They made her lesbian in some comics all the way back in the 80's, if I remember right. Or at least down on the muffin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (XvPQV)

86 Do comics publish circulation numbers?

I know they don't really make any money, but I have to think even by that standard, this causes further mass cancellations.

I remember subscribing to a few comics when I was like 12 or 13 (do kids read comics anymore?) I would immediately cancel if my favorite character was exploring gay sexuality. And I doubt LGBT activists are big comic book fans.

It's amazing what people/corporations will do for Twitter kudos.

Posted by: Blago at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (PwNLq)

87 Make Earth Cool Again

Hoping for a ice age? One will come sooner or later

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (2JoB8)

88 "get into fights in gay bars that often,"

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Exactly how many gay bar fights has Daniel Craig been in?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

89 Jeebus, can we just stab all these fucking America-hating homo pussies in the ear with syphilitic flaming rusty clown boners and call it a day?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

In real life, you're a diplomat - amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (mD/uy)

90 Plenty of actors who pretend to be tough guys on the big screen have to take steps to avoid getting tested like the Waco Kid.

Usually that step is to hire a bunch of the biggest, meanest bodyguards available, not sashaying to The Manhole to buy a dozen dirty appletinis.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)

91 I can't bust on Greta because this is what dopey young girls should be doing. Oh, and getting an education.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (5l6FZ)

92 Exactly how many gay bar fights has Daniel Craig been in?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert)

Oh, ripped the shirt! How cliche'!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (mD/uy)

93 >>>75 Kind of amusing that there's someone carrying a sign which says "There's no Planet B" while walking behind a literal space alien.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

haha

also there are at least 52 other alternate earths in their multiverse.

No one on DC's main Earth knows how to use Wikipedia to google DC's multiverse cosmology.

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (0G13K)

94 "Superman and Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' in me"

Look what happens when you change on simple word.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (TNyrE)

95 92 Exactly how many gay bar fights has Daniel Craig been in?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert)

Oh, ripped the shirt! How cliche'!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (mD/uy)

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"Hold me back, bro!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

96 Daniel Craig is insufferable and has been since they gave him the Bond role. He has whined the whole time and goes along with any woke criticism of the character, all while cashing that check.
He is forever saying shit like this gay bar quote so that the wokies don't come at him for Bond.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (AD3JT)

97 one simple word

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (TNyrE)

98 British School Boy Homoerotically Developmentally Stunted and unable to enjoy non sexual relationships with men, just women.

Posted by: Not actually a news flash at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (s+D+2)

99 8 Eh, Superman was always pretty gay.
______________

Yep, he always seemed a lot more interested in hanging with Jimmy Olson than Lois Lane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (k4dH2)

100 These people are intellectually lazy AF. No new ideas; therefore, the character must be gay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 03:52 PM (Y5qcH)

101 Hey, Horde. Gonna violate the 100 comment rule , so if a CoB has to ban, then ban away.

First, thanks again for prayers and well wishes. They worked! I got discharged today and am in Ft Livingroom as I write this.

Turns out, I had quite the calcified occlusion in a critical coronary artery (anterior left descending, AKA the widowmaker). I received a fairly new (just approved this past Feb) procedure on Sat that zappped it like a kidney stone using ultrasound, then they put in a stent.

I was hoping to come home yesterday, but my kidneys hadn't quite finished clearing out the contrast media used in the catherization. Numbers were fine late this morning.

Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities". I'll enroll in the cardio rehab program.

Thanks again, everyone!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

102 Is Greta on puberty blockers?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (YZG/i)

103 The Death of Superman by Doomsday?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

No, way after that. This was in the past 10 years or so. Lemme do some internet research and I can find what issues were involved, if it matters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (XvPQV)

104 Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (XItSe)

LOL. No. The only time I have been at (at, not in) a gay bar was when I didn't realize that it was a gay bar until I saw from the door that there were no women there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (ueGNX)

105 It was the tights what gave him away.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

106 I mean... Daniel Craig IS English, right?

so there's a certain level of homo baked into the DNA there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (j9HX3)

107 Foxnews trying to "Arizona" Youngkin in Virginia. Releases outlier poll showing McAuliffe up by 5.

--

younkin pushing a lot of ads about teacher-gate.

meanwhile, Mcauliffe's ads are basically free PR for youngkin.

I think youngkin needs to up the police state antics of the teachers even more in the next round of ads.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (ZZK0E)

108 Either shit or get off the pot. If they don't re-name Captain America to Captain United Nations, they're a bunch of pussies.

Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (cQlXt)

109 I suppose you could go to a gay bar if you were a woman who didn't want aggressive dick swinging either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (ueGNX)

110 Thunberg sings better than she thinks.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (Zy9Yy)

111 In addition to the horrible writing, the "Superman" panels look like horrible drawing, too.

Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

112 #boysneedherostoo

Posted by: Gman at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (hYj23)

113 So does this mean Wonder Woman is a lesbian?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

hmmm, Lynda Carter & Gal Gadot lesbian scenes...

this could have some up side.

i'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (8D42x)

114 Again: How pathetic, empty and un-accomplished is your life that "Superman is gay" gives it worth?

I mean, say you're a dick smoker, what part of your life is now made better by this?

Right. Only the bitter, hateful, losers who can only feel by making others as miserable as them get anything from this.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (jIL4c)

115 >>>101 Hey, Horde. Gonna violate the 100 comment rule , so if a CoB has to ban, then ban away.

that's never a rule in Ace threads. I crap out 50 of these a week. you can go OT on the first comment.

the 100 comment rule is for specialty threads, to make sure a gardening thread is mostly about gardening, and for cobloggers' news threads, to make sure their post gets discussed, at least in the earlygoing.

On my threads, go OT early and often.

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)

116 Great news, Iron Mike!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (xPJvm)

117 If any studio, God-forbid, ever wants to remake Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, they'll exchange "nuclear Armageddon" with manbearpig.

That movie was stupid in its own right and basically made Supes be the new dictator of Earth (if we followed Supes forcefully disarming all militaries to its logical conclusion), but a new reboot of that would be millions of times worse.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (5aFbR)

118 Old and busted: aggressive dick-swinging in hetero bars
New hotness: aggressive dick-sucking in gay bars

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (kR3Q3)

119 congrats Iron Mike Golf!!!

great to hear! take care of yourself

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (j9HX3)

120 Good to hear IMG! Healing prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (mD/uy)

121 115
On my threads, go OT early and often.
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (0G13K)

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So, Star Trek...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

122 No, the "Green Lantern" they turned gay was the original 1930s character who didn't even have a science-fictiony green power ring, but instead... a magic trainman's lantern.

And his magic lantern did not have the flaw of not working on anything that was ~~green~~yellow .

It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood.
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Which is totally gay to begin with.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 03:55 PM (XHhHI)

123 But nobody at a bar would be aggressively swinging their dick at me either even if it was a non gay bar, as I'm old and chubby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:55 PM (ueGNX)

124 They shoulda called him Suckerman?

Meh. Makes no diff, I don't do DC Comics. And Marvel is close on their heels.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2021 03:55 PM (F0YaR)

125 "Bonus: Speaking of Greta Thunberg."

OK, I clicked and watched it. Now remind me just why we should not root for global warming to destroy the world.

Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (MxEKc)

126 Ace's threads are just a suggestion really. We quickly wander off into discussions of breasts, longbows and what not...

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (CYnTg)

127 60 This also ties into the snotty bullshit Kevin Smith pulled on his He-Man destruction.

"oh you fans don't matter, netflix told me that it's not for the fans anyway...hahaa"

This is why media is worthless in a nutshell. It's "genius" to make something that will annoy the fans of that something because alienating the people that would like your product is?

Running short on money, Kevin? Go find Jay, put on that outfit from the closet and make "Clerks 37: Jay and Silent Bob Go To The 55+ Development"

His career is like if every two years the Three Stooges failed miserably at making a straight detective or pirate movie and then did another Three Stooges short.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (3/XaG)

128 Brandon needs a comic.

Let's go.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (XHhHI)

129 Craig needs to do some Sword and Sandals stuff. Maybe a Pirate flick or two. Coagulate his reputation.

Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (taPSh)

130 as I'm old and chubby.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:55 PM (ueGNX)

There's bars for that too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)

131 Posted by: Match Checksout at October 18, 2021 03:43 PM (dYe5S)

Dude

Posted by: George Reeves at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (vN+oL)

132 The worst part about that Greta/soyboy Rick Roll video? All the "adults" screaming like little girls at a boy-band concert.

The same adults who, in 10 years, when they read the headline about police finding the rotting, dismembered bodies of Greta's parents under the floorboards of their home and interpol searching for her will say "Well, we certainly saw that coming a mile away, didn't we?"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

133 The only time I have been at (at, not in) a gay bar was when I didn't realize that it was a gay bar until I saw from the door that there were no women there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Another giveaway is all the cocktails have those little paper parasols in them. Or specials on Zima.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (mD/uy)

134 So, given new Superman's new slogan involving a better world, we can be sure there will be many issues involving him:

Taking on China's pollution
Freeing women throughout the Middle East
Feeding African nations
Destroying cartels throughout South America
Ripping Aussies from the grips of Covid tyranny

Right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

135 There was/is a famous gay bar in San Antonio. We use to go there on Wednesday nights, it was straight night. I think I heard recently that Covid got it shut down finally. Place was an institution.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (UUBmN)

136 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

Glad to hear the good news. Thanks be to God and your medical team.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (ueGNX)

137 I'd pay money to see Don Lemon, all liquored up on appletinis, give Daniel Craig his special gooch manuever at his favorite gay bar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (5l6FZ)

138 Superman homosexual?

Well there goes the rectum

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (W6ugU)

139 Next you'll be telling me Robin was gay.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

140 Hey Daniel, suck my dick!

Posted by: GI Jane at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (F0YaR)

141 I would think you're most likely to find dick-swinging at gay bars.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (XHhHI)

142 It used to be when they drew Superman it looked *almost* like he was wearing a codpiece. Take a look a the protester drawing above. No much there...

Posted by: kevin Canuck at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (YBdJc)

143 Stirewalt, gone but not forgotten. Foxnews trying to "Arizona" Youngkin in Virginia. Releases outlier poll showing McAuliffe up by 5.

Early night. you guys.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

I know in the 2020 AZ Senate race, Fox was releasing polls that had Mark Kelly up by like 15 points. He ended up winning by like 1.5%.

I think though the strategy "worked" in that donors dried up as it looked hopeless. I saw so many terrible polls, I thought it was long gone.

Posted by: Blago at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (PwNLq)

144 101 Hey, Horde. Gonna violate the 100 comment rule...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

Nice try.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (T7iTv)

145 Jeebus, can we just stab all these fucking America-hating homo pussies in the ear with syphilitic flaming rusty clown boners and call it a day?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 03:49 PM (kR3Q3)

Do they have to be rusty?

Posted by: Syphilitic Flaming Clown Boners at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (7bRMQ)

146 Blah, blah. bang, bang.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (wAnMi)

147 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

Party at Iron Mike Golf's house.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (KnJdm)

148 Gay bars have heterosexual nights?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (ueGNX)

149 George Reeves and Christopher Reeve both are vomiting in heaven.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (/XOcP)

150 Gay clubs are often full of straight ladies that just want good music and don't want to be grinded on all night. This was a secret I learned in the late 90s.

Posted by: Tums Festival at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (+058L)

151 His new name is Scupperman.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

152 why wouldn't Superman just move Earth to a more temperate orbit? kinda gay not to.

Posted by: x at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (oA+QO)

153 148 Gay bars have heterosexual nights?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (ueGNX)
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It's part of the kink!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (XItSe)

154 Gay bars have heterosexual nights?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (ueGNX)
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Otherwise known as "Recruitment Night".

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (XHhHI)

155 She ain't no Abba.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (2xGy+)

156 I've spent a lot of time in bars and I'd estimate that fights broke out in about 0.01% of that time.

Not really a good excuse to go to a gay bar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (Y5qcH)

157 Gay bars have heterosexual nights?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yes, some of them do. Gay bars usually have really good dance music. We did use to joke that it was "recruitment night". LOL!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (UUBmN)

158 There's bars for that too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (Y5qcH)

LOL. I just occasionally go to the place I've been going to with my husband for the past twenty years. Half the people there are old and chuuby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (ueGNX)

159 Usually that step is to hire a bunch of the biggest, meanest bodyguards available, not sashaying to The Manhole to buy a dozen dirty appletinis.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2021 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)

just a side note, i know that the Rock drinks appletinis. of course, who's going to tell him he can't....

and IMG, great news and hope the recovery goes smoothly.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (8D42x)

160 But nobody at a bar would be aggressively swinging their dick at me either even if it was a non gay bar, as I'm old and chubby.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Says you. True beauty always comes from within Fen. To us, you're a Babe.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (mD/uy)

161 It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood.
==
"Made of wood"

Eh eh eh heh heh heh. Bevis, he said "wood"

Posted by: Before Phrasing was Cool, Bevis and Butthead at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (tSe9i)

162 Don't be caught one jab short!

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
CNN's Alisyn Camerota: "Would the booster shot have saved his [Colin Powell's] life?"

CNN Medical Analyst Leana Wen: "It might have helped..."

"...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

163 I got discharged today and am in Ft Livingroom as I write this.
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Good to hear Iron Mike!

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (+ya+t)

164 @TheFirstonTV

A confused Joe Biden tried to awkwardly talk into microphone over blasting music.

https://tinyurl.com/yz35vdy3

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (cF8AT)

165 I've spent a lot of time in bars and I'd estimate that fights broke out in about 0.01% of that time.

Not really a good excuse to go to a gay bar.

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He didn't say he didn't get into fights at gay bars. He said he got into fights less often at gay bars. I can only surmise that 50% of all bar fights involve Daniel Craig.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

166 I made the mistake of watching the first episode of SyFy's new Child's Play Chucky reboot last week. It's gayer than La Cage Aux Folles.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (xPl2J)

167 101 Hey, Horde. Gonna violate the 100 comment rule , so if a CoB has to ban, then ban away.

==

Heh.
Glad everything is going well, IMG!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (YZG/i)

168 They better not try to make Richie Rich gay!

Posted by: Gloria Glad at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (EughT)

169 Gay bars have heterosexual nights?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (ueGNX)
........

Weird, huh?

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

170 I think that bitch on CNN is a Chicom agent

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (CYnTg)

171 This is also why I go to soccer matches. No heterosexuality at all.

And the superiority of Ricky Martin concerts can't be disputed.

And male prostitutes aren't trying to impress with their testosterone.

You know, maybe I'm...Nahh! Can't be!

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (FJYfm)

172 Slubberman.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

173 165 He didn't say he didn't get into fights at gay bars. He said he got into fights less often at gay bars. I can only surmise that 50% of all bar fights involve Daniel Craig.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

========

Either that, or he just keeps going to bars where Russell Crowe happens to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

174 Superman's super power?
Perforated colons.

Posted by: Bosk at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (x6uUk)

175 I don't doubt Craig has had idiots try to test him. Every pretend tough guy has that problem. Arnold, Stallone, Snipes, Willis, Statham, etc all have huge bodyguards around them at all times.

The funny part to me is Craig looked at that option and said, "Nah, bro, I'd rather go to gay bars."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (UW2ZS)

176 "...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

Um, what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (Ez6QX)

177 Johnathan Kent?

JK?

Yep, its a joke. Not even a good joke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (W6ugU)

178 Is the pic for real, or is it a parody?

There's a giant tentacle thingy in the background grabbing a boat, which Junior-Supes is ignoring... or maybe he thinks they deserve it for hurting teh erf. There's a purple-haired It with a misspelled sign. Oh, someone next to It noticed sea-zilla even though JS didn't. And is that Aquaman behind (HA!) Junior with the "Climate Justice" sign?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (ACi07)

179 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities". I'll enroll in the cardio rehab program.

Thanks again, everyone!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

Great news IMG!

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (cF8AT)

180 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

Nah, just like in Superman IV, Supes' nemesis would be Lex Luthor and his investment in "dirty energy" companies. Who are also being helped by "conservative think tanks" and Republicans, of course.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (5aFbR)

181 Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

182 There was/is a famous gay bar in San Antonio. We use to go there on Wednesday nights, it was straight night. I think I heard recently that Covid got it shut down finally. Place was an institution.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (UUBmN)

Back in the late 70's, early 80's when gay was "in" and everybody I knew lived in SF, we'd go to places like The Stud or Hamburger Mary's (although another place on Castro had far superior burgers). Funny they survived Fauci, but same thing - covid shut them all down. Something that actually killed people - no biggy. Something that you've got a better than 99% chance of surviving? "EEEEKAMOUSE!"

Maybe if covid was only sexually transmitted they'd say FU?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (wAnMi)

183 Fran:
What have all these people got in common? Elton John, Ian McKellen and Jean Paul Gautier?

~~Ben~~ Daniel Craig:
Well, they're all fabulous!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

184 >>I've spent a lot of time in bars and I'd estimate that fights broke out in about 0.01% of that time.

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Yeah, but that guy you saw kicking my ass was seriously mean!

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (YBdJc)

185 Before everything was completely sexualized, I just thought Robin functioned as a sort of Batman version of a "knight in training" much as Frodo and Samwise in LOTR were a knight and his page.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (ueGNX)

186 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

You will probably be amazed at how much better you feel. Things you werent' even conscious about will be better and you will have more energy, and better attitude. If you were huffing and puffing before that will stop or get better. It may take a few months and some ups and downs but you will be surprised at how much better you feel besides whatever drove you into the hospital in the first place being over, now you will realize how bad things were getting.

And don't forget to take your Clopidogrel!

Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (H5Y9p)

187 61 I noted that her face is getting chubby. I bet they've been eating a little bit better than before and she strikes me as turning into a 250# tubbo by 25.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (H5Y9p)

Eat the ~~rich~~ bourgeoisie.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (DTX3h)

188 Great news, Iron Mike!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2021 03:54 PM (xPJvm)

^this!!

Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (HwtiA)

189 >>>Not really a good excuse to go to a gay bar.

>Cheap beer?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (5l6FZ)

190 152 why wouldn't Superman just move Earth to a more temperate orbit? kinda gay not to.
Posted by: x at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (oA+QO)

Clearly, we need to use Superman's heat vision to run plants to create electricity.

Full time... for the good of Humanity of course.

Then, his super speed to gather all the trash, and throw it into the sun.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (oHd/0)

191 "...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61
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Don't be a science denier!!!////

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

192 CNN Medical Analyst Leana Wen: "It might have helped..."

"...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

Oh FFS! He has blood cancer and zero immune system. Oh and he was 84! These people....

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

193 I just cannot stand Daniel Craig as Agent 007. For me, he ruined the entire Bond mystique.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (Hgre7)

194 Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

Did you have any passengers with you or Bill Shatner stayed home this time.

Anyway, Happy Birthday and God bless you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (ueGNX)

195 Superman homosexual?

Well there goes the rectum
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (W6ugU)

rectum? damn near killed'em

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)

196 So, given new Superman's new slogan involving a better world, we can be sure there will be many issues involving him:

Taking on China's pollution
Freeing women throughout the Middle East
Feeding African nations
Destroying cartels throughout South America
Ripping Aussies from the grips of Covid tyranny

Right?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Sucking moar dik.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

197 "I prefer men with asses shaken, not stirred."

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (rvdTR)

198 I think that bitch on CNN is a Chicom agent
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Wayccissst!

Posted by: Mrs. Zuckerberg at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (vZ7PI)

199 There must be a crazy amount of blood and feces on Superman's sheets.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

200 Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated

----------------

Same with sunblock.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (sX1BW)

201 Posted by: Tums Festival at October 18, 2021 03:58 PM (+058L)

Pure propaganda.

They were looking for a male they could turn straight. Cuz they know they just can.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (Ocv6A)

202 Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

Hey, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)

203 So, given new Superman's new slogan involving a better world, we can be sure there will be many issues involving him

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Right after these more pressing problems

Orange Man Bad
Bad Orange Man
Man, Bad Orange
Whipepo
The Unvaxxxinated

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (kR3Q3)

204 Thanks Fen!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (UUBmN)

205 There was a gay bar in the French Quarter that caught fire when I was in college. Despite living only 6-7 blocks from the place, I paid no attention to "news" even then. And despite living there, I was a pretty sheltered kid. So when they started with the "45th anniversary of the fire" noises recently, I had to concentrate to remember anything about the building.

It was called the UpStairs Lounge, at Chartres and Iberville, and apparently it was an arson job. One news story online calls it the deadliest fire in NO history. Uh, how about the one in 1788 that pretty much leveled the town and caused the Spanish to rebuild it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 04:04 PM (/XOcP)

206 NERDS!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (OYUie)

207
They better not try to make Richie Rich gay!
Posted by: Gloria Glad

Tubby is MINE!

-- Little Lulu

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (pNxlR)

208 NERDS!!

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That's GAY NERDS!!

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (sX1BW)

209 much as Frodo and Samwise in LOTR were a knight and his page.
==
Knights and pages were always banging each other.

Posted by: Professor and Chair of rewriting history so it is gayer at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (muMoe)

210 CNN Medical Analyst Leana Wen: "It might have helped..."

Or it might not have.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (OCTRt)

211 To us, you're a Babe.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:59 PM (mD/uy)

I laughed a lot. Thanks. If I'm a babe, just don't expect me in
a "cute women with the nice rack" picture from Joe Mannix.

That was kind of you; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (ueGNX)

212 so Portland is burning again every night, and the cops just watch.

Boggles my mind that residents do not fight back. May thrown a few molotov cocktails into the Antifa mob. Say they were mishandling their ordinance, when later asked. Or, man the rooftops and announce you identify as Korean.

Do something to save your city.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (vI/Pp)

213 As ItsAGundam mentioned on a recent video (paraphrasing):

This is fucking Superman. And he's got a cardboard sign? Of all the superheroes, he can actually DO something about global warming. He could fly to the Antarctic, blow on the water and make ice! More than enough to cool the planet.

He's done far more dramatic things in canon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (wAnMi)

214 Thunderball and Dick Swing: a James Bond Adventure.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (HmZuC)

215 There must be a crazy amount of blood and feces on Superman's sheets.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

Well I WAS eating an apple...

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)

216 >>> 191 "...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61
----
Don't be a science denier!!!////
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

My umbrella works even better if you also carry an umbrella.
My sunscreen works even better if you also wear sunscreen.
*makes Gaia sign in front of self*

Posted by: Karen #58172563 at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (ACi07)

217 Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated

----------------

Same with sunblock.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert)
------

See also...lifevests

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (UUBmN)

218 The diversity crowd wanted one of "The Big 3".

So Clark is sidelined. Jonathan Kent is made bi and Superman.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (XHhHI)

219 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

Heh, resume ALL activities. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Seriously, good for you.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (r1z5A)

220 Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...
Posted by: lin-duh

Happy 29th!! Enjoy the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (mD/uy)

221
Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM

happy birthday!

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (DUIap)

222 "...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."

Herd immunity only works if 100% of the herd is immune. That is the science (today.)

Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (MxEKc)

223 Craig does seem rather upset he's Bond, eh? Spends all his time protesting so much. What the fuck was this squid doing before Casino Royale? Wasn't he just doing Rom Coms and those stupid bullshit british crime caper films where everyone's trying to be the next guy ritchuie?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (ZZK0E)

224 Now Superman will fight for "Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow."

i'm surprised they didn't go for "truth, justice, and building back better".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (oY6Yp)

225 "...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

-------

"Our ultimate objective is to achieve maximum protection for you, which occurs when everyone around you is dead "

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (rvdTR)

226 There was/is a famous gay bar in San Antonio. We use to go there on Wednesday nights, it was straight night. I think I heard recently that Covid got it shut down finally. Place was an institution.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (UUBmN)

There used to be a bar in Brasilia called New York, New Youk. My Brazilian Army hosts thought it would be great fun to take my captain and me there. I figured it out before walking in, my captain not so observant. He was into his third dance and was wondering why we were laughing our asses off. Then he looked around and got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)

227 In one issue he accidently disintegrates his boyfriends pecker giving a Super BJ and they they have to grow as a couple while his boyfriend transitions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (Y5qcH)

228 I'm glad Colin Powell didn't live to see this. No..wait. He was alive YESTERDAY. What was I thinking?

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (0OP+5)

229 You know what's the only Superman comic in my personal collection is? Superman: True Brit by Kim "Howard" Johnson and John Cleese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (W6ugU)

230 The guy behind gay Superman said the last thing the world needs is a straight, white savior.
I'm sure gays don't believe they need a savior.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (cSyAR)

231 Actuallllly John Kent is much less powerful than his dad because he is half human...

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (CYnTg)

232 There must be a crazy amount of blood and feces on Superman's sheets.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

Just when he blows his load he'd send some twink through the wall and into oncoming traffic on the freeway 3 miles away.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (wAnMi)

233 >>> 224 Now Superman will fight for "Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow."

i'm surprised they didn't go for "truth, justice, and building back better".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (oY6Yp)

*takes notes*

Posted by: DC Comics at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (ACi07)

234 Happy Birthday, Lin-duh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (zhiuO)

235 Happy birfday lin-duh.

amazing that you share it with both JJ and Buck...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (8D42x)

236 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities".

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You can even go out drinking with Daniel Craig. Just know, it will probably result in a gay bar fight.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (sX1BW)

237 I had a friend who always wanted to go to the lesbian bar.

Maybe he was a secret lesbian? I thought it was a waste of time since what were the chances any lesbian was gonna take a look at us and decide to switch teams. I mean, possible, but not likely. (hope springs eternal.)

Maybe he just wanted to avoid all the fights in the gay bars.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (N+o7M)

238 Dang, my boycott list is turning into Websters Unabridged Dictionary.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (r1z5A)

239 Of all the superheroes, he can actually DO something about global warming. He could fly to the Antarctic, blow on the water and make ice!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (wAnMi)
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Not totally into water...

Posted by: Jonathan Kent at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (XHhHI)

240 Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

Happy birthday !!!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (YZG/i)

241
Another giveaway is all the cocktails have those little paper parasols in them. Or specials on Zima.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (mD/uy)

Or a Chicago Cubs pennant behind the bar...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (n+4am)

242 I really don't get it

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (2JoB8)

243 My umbrella works even better if you also carry an umbrella.
My sunscreen works even better if you also wear sunscreen.
*makes Gaia sign in front of self*
Posted by: Karen #58172563 at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (ACi07)

THIS! My umbrella fail was not due to me... it was because my Marine's were not carrying umbrellas!

Posted by: B. Obama. at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (oHd/0)

244 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

++++

That's just some terrific news. Wow.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (Hgre7)

245 "Superman"

This is about Fauci, isn't it. A guy visiting gay bars and carrying out evil disguised as good.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (acsaG)

246 >>>Craig does seem rather upset he's Bond, eh? Spends all his time protesting so much.

He's the Tina Louise of the Bond franchise.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (HmZuC)

247 Superman's super power?
Perforated colons.
Posted by: Bosk at October 18, 2021 04:01 PM (x6uUk)

He blows the back of men's heads out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (OYUie)

248 If I'm a babe, just don't expect me in a "cute women with the nice rack" picture from Joe Mannix.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:05 PM (ueGNX)

We'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (KnJdm)

249 I had a friend who always wanted to go to the lesbian bar.

Maybe he was a secret lesbian?

---------------

Sometimes you just want to listen to Melissa Etherige.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (sX1BW)

250 Men go to bars for two reasons. To drink or to try to get laid. Gay bars aren't great places to drink. Just saying.

Posted by: Drc at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (vbaSG)

251 I'm glad Colin Powell didn't live to see this. No..wait. He was alive YESTERDAY. What was I thinking?
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (0OP+5)
***********
This is the party that he supported.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (NpAcC)

252 Another giveaway is all the cocktails have those little paper parasols in them. Or specials on Zima.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (mD/uy)

Or a Chicago Cubs pennant behind the bar...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (n+4am)

Hooks under the bar top for all the J.Crew Messenger Bags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (guGkK)

253 So, Superman and Robin are a thing now?

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

254 I've never been in a bar where a fight broke out-unless I'm misremembering something from college.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (ueGNX)

255 Just when he blows his load he'd send some twink through the wall and into oncoming traffic on the freeway 3 miles away.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (wAnMi)

I laughed.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (HwtiA)

256 When Superman breastfeeds his pal, Jimmy Olsen, little Jimmy is going to need a palate expander fashioned from kryptonite.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (5l6FZ)

257 250 Men go to bars for two reasons. To drink or to try to get laid. Gay bars aren't great places to drink. Just saying.
Posted by: Drc at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (vbaSG)

Good places to buy drugs, tho. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)

258 I'm afraid to ask what has become of my boyhood hero Jimmy Olsen in this new reboot. Jimmy was always portrayed as a doofus in the films, but he had his own comic book, and he often solved puzzles or got himself (and Lucy Lane, Lois's sister) out of dangerous situations, or both.

Oh, and what, may I ask, does Lois herself think of all this? Or has she been written out?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (/XOcP)

259 DC really should make a Graphic Novel out of Larry Niven's Superman story - "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

Good luck depicting that floating cloud of Super Spermatozoa looking to impregnate every woman in Metropolis.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (W6ugU)

260 Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM

++++

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (Hgre7)

261 I am not gonna click on the Regretta Thorninthe side video...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (RLGan)

262 222 Herd immunity only works if 100% of the herd is immune. That is the science (today.)

Will it be possible for [the communist] revolution to take place in one country alone?

No. By creating the world market, big industry has already brought all the peoples of the Earth, and especially the civilized peoples, into such close relation with one another that none is independent of what happens to the others. ... It follows that the communist revolution will not merely be a national phenomenon but must take place simultaneously in all civilized countries...

Posted by: Friedrich Engels at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

263 237 I had a friend who always wanted to go to the lesbian bar.

Uh HUH

Uh HUH

Posted by: J Richman at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

264
It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood.
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Which is totally gay to begin with.
Posted by: Axeman

No morning boners here, nosiree!

-- Green Lantern

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

265 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot. It took a while to figure out what was going on. Then it took a while to figure out that the prospect of having a real man would not convert them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (BMmaB)

266 Lin duh, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (r1z5A)

267 The extended version of Franky Goes to Hollywood's Pleasure Dome is for fighting not f'ing.

Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (JUq7n)

268 I like to go to a gay bath house, but not for the reason you probably think. Usually Tony Fauci is there and I can pick up the latest on covid 19. Good advice is what I'm looking for.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (vI/Pp)

269 Happy Birthday, Lin-duh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (axyOa)

270 How could Superman's super dick be sensitive enough to experience pleasure?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)

271 It's gheys and trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (Xrfse)

272 Happy Birthday, Lin-duh!!!

Ditto

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (RLGan)

273 267 The extended version of Franky Goes to Hollywood's Pleasure Dome is for fighting not f'ing.
Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (JUq7n)

Is this about the pope?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (trdmm)

274 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot. It took a while to figure out what was going on. Then it took a while to figure out that the prospect of having a real man would not convert them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (BMmaB)

So the fact that all the cars in the parking lot were Subarus didn't clue you in?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (guGkK)

275 Good to hear IMG.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (axyOa)

276 181 Welp, another trip around the sun for me today...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (UUBmN)

Happy Birfday!

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (cF8AT)

277 Thanks for all the birfday wishes!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (UUBmN)

278 Craig does seem rather upset he's Bond, eh? Spends all his time protesting so much. What the fuck was this squid doing before Casino Royale? Wasn't he just doing Rom Coms and those stupid bullshit british crime caper films where everyone's trying to be the next guy ritchuie?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (ZZK0E)

He did that James Bond in a forest LARPing as a Polish resistance fighter or something film.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (KnJdm)

279 So is Daniel Craig akshually saying gay dudes don't know how to throw a punch?

Posted by: Zek at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (OzNIz)

280 oh and HBD to lin-duh!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (j9HX3)

281 How could Superman's super dick be sensitive enough to experience pleasure?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)
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It's like superhearing.

Posted by: Jonathan Kent at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (XHhHI)

282 Happy Birthday, lin-duh!!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (NpAcC)

283 I've never been in a bar where a fight broke out-unless I'm misremembering something from college.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (ueGNX)

The only memorable one for me was one where I wasn't even there. Two guys I work with started Facetiming me with a girl-girl fight taking place right in front of them. The call woke up my wife, who asked what was going on.
"I work with idiots," I told her, truthfully.

Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (FJYfm)

284 128 Brandon needs a comic.

Let's go.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 03:56 PM (XHhHI)

Got ya covered.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/2jpeydcn

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (DTX3h)

285 So the fact that all the cars in the parking lot were Subarus didn't clue you in? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (guGkK)

LOL. Walked in. Lower Manhattan.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (BMmaB)

286 "I had a friend who always wanted to go to the lesbian bar.

Maybe he was a secret lesbian?

---------------

Sometimes you just want to listen to Melissa Etherige.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (sX1BW)"

Or check out the new Mini Cooper models.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (acsaG)

287 270 How could Superman's super dick be sensitive enough to experience pleasure?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)

Mind over matter.

Superman's invulnerability is a psychokinentic force field that is tight against his flesh, according to recent continuity. It isn't like metal armor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (XvPQV)

288 Nothwithstanding the fact that homo on homo domestic violence is the stuff of legends.

Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (b1SfS)

289 So, Superman and Robin are a thing now?
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021

***
Wasn't there a time, back in the '90s, when Robin went out on his own as a crimefighter, separate from Batman, and called himself Nightwing? I seem to recall a story where, called in by a friend to find out why the friend's girlfriend had committed suicide, he reflects on his own abilities and kiddingly refers to himself as "the teenage Ellery Queen."

(No, not THAT kind of queen, you 'rons --)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (/XOcP)

290 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot. It took a while to figure out what was going on. Then it took a while to figure out that the prospect of having a real man would not convert them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (BMmaB)

We went once, purposefully, because it was said to be the best karaoke, and the wife can sing. It was like moths to the flame with her.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (KnJdm)

291 258 I'm afraid to ask what has become of my boyhood hero Jimmy Olsen in this new reboot. Jimmy was always portrayed as a doofus in the films, but he had his own comic book, and he often solved puzzles or got himself (and Lucy Lane, Lois's sister) out of dangerous situations, or both.

Oh, and what, may I ask, does Lois herself think of all this? Or has she been written out?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 04:10 PM (/XOcP)

oh come on, you know Lois is pegging Jimmy now. (Jimmy is the new writers mary sue)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (trdmm)

292 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot. It took a while to figure out what was going on. Then it took a while to figure out that the prospect of having a real man would not convert them.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

The most angry, unhappy, people I have met have been bull lesbians...just genuinely mad people.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (r1z5A)

293
This is fucking Superman. And he's got a cardboard sign?

BRING BACK
OUR SUPES

Posted by: Superman's new sign at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (63Dwl)

294 One of my wife's friends is married to a guy who looks like Mr. Clean and who frequents ghey bars with his ghey friends, yet takes pains to point out that he's not ghey.
We refer to him as "Not-Gay Mike."

Posted by: Zek at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (OzNIz)

295 >Cheap beer?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 04:02 PM (5l6FZ)

That's not beer.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (H5Y9p)

296 Although I enjoyed him in 'Casino Royale', Daniel Craig always gave me a 'Double-Oh-Prissy' vibe, like he was always torn between solving a problem with a karate chop or a hissy fit.

To be fair, he was pretty good in 'Defiance'.

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (0/qYZ)

297 Ok. You guys have me laughing for the first time in two weeks

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (acsaG)

298 Sure Jan.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (T6NRc)

299 TV ads are a way to launder money.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens, cynic at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (b+v9B)

300 I can't believe that all you Morons are questioning Daniel Craig's masculinity!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (guGkK)

301 We'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (KnJdm)

Dream on, flat fishy!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (ueGNX)

302
Actuallllly John Kent is much less powerful than his dad because he is half human...
Posted by: steevy

He's the Man of Mercury, not Man of Steel.

And, yes, by "mercury" we mean he suffers from ED.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (pNxlR)

303 WH needs to stop putting Joe's Insanity Sauce on everything.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (XHhHI)

304 Okay, I looked at that picture of Superboy and I think he's a tranny. I mean there is nothing below the waist there.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (Y+l9t)

305 None of these leftists buy or even read comic books, so they're passing off actual comic book readers. Their base.

Nice job.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (XSRBF)

306 Where is Green Arrow?
I thought he was a natural SJW type.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (jFZZX)

307 "Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to suck my d*ck!"

Posted by: Blowmefeld at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (OzNIz)

308 and lest we forget, this is all another Critics 98, Audience 10 bullshit we're living through.

There's no demand. they didn't create a new superhero. They dug up an old one, like Ace said, and just retconned it.

And we're supposed to lap it up. Gaysuperson is basically this years Safespace and Twinkletoes.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (ZZK0E)

309 The most angry, unhappy, people I have met have been bull lesbians...just genuinely mad people.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:14 PM (r1z5A)

second this. my ex had two lesbian friends who would on occasion drag us to a local gay bar so they could party with "their kind" as they said. i kept telling the ex they wanted to convert her and they never liked me much.

but it was mutual and i was happy to never see them again.

of course now, i kind of wish they had won that particular tug of war...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (8D42x)

310 >>>265 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

311 I simply can't live and thrive in a world wholly designed and arranged for the edification and enjoyment of less than 1% of the entire world's population. I am glad I am at the downward slope of my existence - I got my final years living in a world that only just recently lost it's mind and shot itself in the head. Everyone else is heading over a cliff.

I only grieve for my children, but it's their mess now to clean up.

Posted by: Boswell at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (5iUNf)

312 Clark Kent, Effeminate Man of Soy.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (acsaG)

313 Okay, I looked at that picture of Superboy and I think he's a tranny. I mean there is nothing below the waist there.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (Y+l9t)
=================

Let me take a look...

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (vI/Pp)

314 Okay, I looked at that picture of Superboy and I think he's a tranny. I mean there is nothing below the waist there.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (Y+l9t)

Maybe super-tucking is part of his super strength. Ever think of that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (guGkK)

315 I had a friend who always wanted to go to the lesbian bar.

Maybe he was a secret lesbian? I thought it was a waste of time since what were the chances any lesbian was gonna take a look at us and decide to switch teams. I mean, possible, but not likely. (hope springs eternal.)

Maybe he just wanted to avoid all the fights in the gay bars.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 04:08 PM (N+o7M)

The one thing I had noticed during the homo renaissance was that most of the dyke places - they were just not happy people. And even less happy to see a man show up. They're all the hardcore dykes I guess. The more fem ones went to regular gay bars - but TBH they catered to anybody with money. Yeah, you'd catch grief from the biker dudes at The Stud (the Blue Oyster in Police Squad was fashioned after that place), but it was mostly good fun as most of them were accountants and lawyers except Saturday night - and the Japanese businessmen had to visit as it was on the bucket list. Also in 1978 they had the best weed in town.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (wAnMi)

316 Pierce Brosnan got Michelle Yeoh
Geroge Lazenby had Diana Rigg
Sean Connery .. well every chick
Roger Moore had Dr. Goodhead

So what does Daniel Craig have? Strawberry Fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (W6ugU)

317 Well lin-duh hope it's the best birthday ever

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (2JoB8)

318 Nothwithstanding the fact that homo on homo domestic violence is the stuff of legends.
Posted by: First Time? Hold My Montrachet... at October 18, 2021 04:13 PM (b1SfS)

I recall doing a repair job - lovers dipute-offended firebombed ex lovers salon

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (/6GbT)

319 >>>265 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?

Posted by: ace

-----------

Snort

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

320 We'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (KnJdm)

Dream on, flat fishy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:15 PM (ueGNX)

ok, i laughed.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (8D42x)

321 Nothwithstanding the fact that homo on homo domestic violence is the stuff of legends

--

it's all bullshit though because the only reason we care about domestic violence is because of the inherent size difference between men and women.

if people of the same size want to beat each other up because they left the cap off the toothpaste, society shouldn't care.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (ZZK0E)

322 To be honest, I doubt what Craig said is even true. It's just the kind of dumb shit people have to say nowadays to get press.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (UuD2k)

323 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

Sell softball equipment?

Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

324 Which will be the bigger weakness of the "new Superman"?

Kryptonite or wrong pronouns?

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (XHhHI)

325 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

Well...crap.

Posted by: Mrs IMG at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)

326 There's plenty of dick swinging going on in gay bars.

Posted by: Caliban at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (HgGBT)

327 Daily Mail-
Rioters tore through Portland causing more than $500,000 worth of damage - but cops did NOTHING because woke new law stops them using pepper spray or tear gas: Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?
https://tinyurl.com/2hprap2e

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

328 Which will be the bigger weakness of the "new Superman"?

Kryptonite or wrong pronouns?
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (XHhHI)

Mismatched throw pillows?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (guGkK)

329 Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:12 PM (FJYfm)

When I was in college they hadn't yet invented cell phones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (ueGNX)

330 Are you a flannel merchant?

Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

Subaru repair shop.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

331 Someone throw pink Kryptonite at Johnathan!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:19 PM (W6ugU)

332
Sometimes you just want to listen to Melissa Etherige.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:09 PM (sX1BW)"

Or scope out the full offering of vehicles from Suburu without being hassled by salespeople.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:19 PM (pNxlR)

333 323 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

Sell softball equipment?
Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

Owns a Subaru Dealership.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)

334 Does gay Superman like show tunes?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:19 PM (cSyAR)

335 Sell softball equipment?
Posted by: Wally

Subaru dealer.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:19 PM (r1z5A)

336 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

Sell softball equipment?
Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

birkenstock salesman?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (8D42x)

337
I only grieve for my children, but it's their mess now to clean up.
Posted by: Boswell at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (5iUNf)

stick around for a little while more, you're about to see it all blow up in their faces. Oh it'll be a hell of a mess for all of us, but I think we'll get quite a few laughs out of it. Then we can die smiling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (trdmm)

338 Wait...Is this Greta person the Horde's new Yoko?

Because I didn't do anything to deserve this punishment!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president & covid came from a Chinese laboratory at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (l0Cy4)

339 144 101 Hey, Horde. Gonna violate the 100 comment rule...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 03:53 PM (8C7+r)

Nice try.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 03:57 PM (T7iTv)

Well, there were only 8 comments when I started in on the post.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (8C7+r)

340 So what does Daniel Craig have? Strawberry Fields.

--

1. he slorped Eva Greene. That is sex enough.

2. brings to point another bothersome new top-down globohomo entertainment edict: Girlboss superheroes don't have boyfriends. No, they're not gay. They have a victim magnet do that...you know the friend who is an obese black trans "girl" who is "gay".

Girlboss heroes don't pine.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (ZZK0E)

341 Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?
https://tinyurl.com/2hprap2e
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

They are just asking that NOW?

/hits them with the ClueBat

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (oHd/0)

342 Dang Flounder...horde mind.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (r1z5A)

343 On the Greta video -- watch her during the buildup to the awful duet. She absolutely CRAVES the attention. She's feeding off of it like the Emperor drawing energy from Luke's hatred.

That, and she can't sing for shit.

Posted by: red speck at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (gS3OW)

344 So, Superman and Robin are a thing now?
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021

Surprised Ace didn't post this!

New Ryan Long video: Robin Exploring His Sexuality

https://youtu.be/MPYUeiodqag

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (wAnMi)

345 Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?

They hadn't figured it out by now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (ueGNX)

346 Subaru dealer

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (Xrfse)

347 So Superman leaves the picture, and his son turns out gay. There's a lesson in there somewhere.

Posted by: DPICM at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (M2VUX)

348 Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?
https://tinyurl.com/2hprap2e

Now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (RLGan)

349 Craig does seem rather upset he's Bond, eh? Spends all his time protesting so much. What the fuck was this squid doing before Casino Royale? Wasn't he just doing Rom Coms and those stupid bullshit british crime caper films where everyone's trying to be the next guy ritchuie?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:06 PM (ZZK0E)
***

He'll be solving murders in Midsommer in no time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (axyOa)

350 316
So what does Daniel Craig have? Strawberry Fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (W6ugU)

====

Gemma Arterton is a beautiful slut and we all love her for it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

351 Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?

Why yes, yes you are.

Enjoy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (OYUie)

352 It's the Joeconomy, stupid!

Economists Signal That America Is In Recession After Just 10 Months Of President Grandpa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (d9FiS)

353 Just had to jump on the bandwagon.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (Xrfse)

354 And his magic lantern did not have the flaw of not working on anything that was green.

It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood.

Oh I can control wood alright. With uh, my magic assho...err talents!

Posted by: Gay Green Latern at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (ESjRY)

355 Hello Moneypenny.
Put your hand in my pocket and guess how much change I have?

Posted by: Old Bond at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (OzNIz)

356 Are you a Subaru dealer?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (guGkK)

357 Uh HUH

Uh HUH
Posted by: J Richman
---------------
I am sorry to say that I don't get this. Is this a modern lover's reference?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (N+o7M)

358 So Superman and Daniel Craig are into tainted love?

https://youtu.be/Q45yicposyI

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (W6ugU)

359 Wait...Is this Greta person the Horde's new Yoko?

Because I didn't do anything to deserve this punishment!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president & covid came from a Chinese laboratory

Day walkers only, Yoko is the ONT's special hell.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (r1z5A)

360 91 Dr. Bone

I feel that way, too. Greta smiled and laughed. I thought those were impossible for her. I'm glad she was happy, even if she is an annoying nag in her day job.

Posted by: EveR at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (MUpk6)

361 Someone should tell Daniel Craig that gay men are just as punchy as straight men... and one could argue more punchy...

Posted by: Inogame at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (53oGX)

362 351 Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?

Why yes, yes you are.

Enjoy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (OYUie

====

Good luck getting your vote to matter in a lawless dystopia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

363 Economists Signal That America Is In Recession After Just 10 Months Of President Grandpa

But Pete Buttplug said yesterday that joe saved us from the Trump recession

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (RLGan)

364 Craing was known for his brooding, angsty style of acting wether or not the scene called for it. Road to Perdition.

Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (JUq7n)

365 Hello Moneypenny.
And might I say how fetching your dress is today, and might I ask if they carry it in my size?

Posted by: New Bond at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (OzNIz)

366 What will be Superman's new kryptonite, regular cut jeans?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (acsaG)

367 The guy is married to Rachel Weisz and he wants to bang random nudes?

There is gay and then there is super duper gay. I guess Craig wants to play superman now?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

368
334 Does gay Superman like show tunes?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another

Please, please do not give them any ideas!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (Y+l9t)

369 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Are you a flannel merchant?
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

Sell softball equipment?
Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

birkenstock salesman?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (8D42x)

Mental health practitioner?

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (KnJdm)

370 Are you a flannel merchant? Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)
Sell softball equipment? Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 04:17 PM (FJYfm)
birkenstock salesman? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (8D42x)

Rep for Energizer Batteries?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (wAnMi)

371 Test.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (gik04)

372 *pauses*

Ooooohhh... MI6 determines that Johnathan Kent is a threat to British security, so 007 is ordered to handle the problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (W6ugU)

373 358 So Superman and Daniel Craig are into tainted love?

https://youtu.be/Q45yicposyI
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (W6ugU)

I think Daniel Craig want's to lick Superman's taint, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (trdmm)

374 There I was, minding my own business while enjoying my cosmopolitan...

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (guGkK)

375 Someone should tell Daniel Craig that gay men are just as punchy as straight men... and one could argue more punchy...
Posted by: Inogame at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (53oGX)

Slappy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (zhiuO)

376 Would Craig be classified as a bear or an old twink?

Top or bottom?

He's not really good looking, sort of odd looking bloke really.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (Ge/GE)

377 You made superman gay? HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Alternative Universe Greta at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (ESjRY)

378
Which will be the bigger weakness of the "new Superman"?

Kryptonite or wrong pronouns?
Posted by: Axeman

Insufficient time spent cuddling.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

379 Will Jonathan Kent go with Hillary's fabulous remodel of The Fortress of Solitude, or will David convince Jonathan to move into Frank Luntz's swanky bachelor pad ... next time on "Love It or List It".

Posted by: TLC at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (786Ro)

380 Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

They are just asking that NOW?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 04:20 PM (oHd/0)
---
That's what I was thinking. I wanted to insert "slow and" before "angry".

People of Portland have been suffering through Antifa shutting random streets down because they've just decided you can't drive that way today--for years!

Antifa tried and tried again to burn their federal courthouse down. Of course, Merrick "Work Hours" Garland says it's only off-hours, that they tried that, so ... you know.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)

381 I am sorry to say that I don't get this. Is this a modern lover's reference?

I didn't think that song was that obscure!

https://tinyurl.com/srcak5ck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (j9HX3)

382 Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?

Why yes, yes you are.

Enjoy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 04:21 PM (OYUie)

This is news to them? Have they not been paying attention?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)

383 Superman's family and ancestors already destroyed one planet.

Posted by: Jenny at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (2DOZq)

384 Are you a flannel merchant?
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2021 04:16 PM (0G13K)

U-Haul franchisee

Posted by: x at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (oA+QO)

385 Daniel Craig and his Subaru dealer walk into a ghey bar...

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (Xrfse)

386 Someone should tell Daniel Craig that gay men are just as punchy as straight men... and one could argue more punchy...
Posted by: Inogame at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (53oGX)

Slappy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (zhiuO)
---
Scratchy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (XHhHI)

387 27 Rachel Weisz is smoking hot.
What a waste.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 18, 2021 03:45 PM (UNQS9)

-----

I thought they were getting divorced. Reconciled maybe?

I don't know, I don't follow this stuff.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (DcKNO)

388 On one hand I am glad they r done with Craig, on the other, I fret who or what they will select as next Bond.

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (aENAX)

389 Which will be the bigger weakness of the "new Superman"?

Kryptonite or wrong pronouns?
Posted by: Axeman

Insufficient time spent cuddling.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

Plaids with stripes.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (KnJdm)

390 I went to a lesbian bar by accident once. I thought I had hit the jackpot.

Subaru salesman?

Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (2/FOp)

391 Can you imagine explaining this to someone from 2001?

[Current person] Oh yeah in 2021 we are all taking experimental gene therapies so the government won't send us to concentration camps. Oh and super man is gay. And the actor that plays James Bond is super duper gay. Oh, and Joe Biden is president.

[Person from 2001] Wait Joe F*cking Biden is President?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (ESjRY)

392 You know what made Superboy gay? That's right the covid vax. and Daniel Craig.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (r5BVk)

393 "and the American Way" doesn't sell in Red China. Besides, we're ashamed of that.

Posted by: DC Comics at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (HCeRP)

394 Which will be the bigger weakness of the "new Superman"?

Kryptonite or wrong pronouns?
Posted by: Axeman

wearing stripes with flannel...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (8D42x)

395
But Pete Buttplug said yesterday that joe saved us from the Trump recession
Posted by: It's me donna

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE POST
PARTUM DEPRESSION, H8R?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

396 Slappy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'll scratch your eyes out for that!

Posted by: Donny Lemon at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (r1z5A)

397 Oh I can control wood alright. With uh, my magic ~~assho...err talents!~~ blue pills.

Posted by: Gay Green Latern at October 18, 2021 04:21

------------
Bob Dole

Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 18, 2021 04:25 PM (ju2Fy)

398 No one goes to a gay bar because there are fewer fights.

Sheeesh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (DcKNO)

399 Fortress of Solitude now is renamed Fortress of SUCKADUDE

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (dKiJG)

400 Daniel Craig swallows instead of spits to show just how much of a man he is.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

401 Good luck getting your vote to matter in a lawless dystopia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 18, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
************
You know what the definition of insanity is... they'll keep voting for the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (NpAcC)

402 I was gonna do the Subaru joke but at least 3 morons beat me to it.

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (hQVBP)

403 388 On one hand I am glad they r done with Craig, on the other, I fret who or what they will select as next Bond.
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 04:24 PM (aENAX)

I don't because the franchise is dead to me. They could select Carrot Top and I wouldn't feel anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (trdmm)

404 Two longtime House Dems, Doyle and Price, are retiring.

https://politi.co/2Xp2CPP

Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (UW2ZS)

405 Superman's exposure to Kryptonite turned his son gay.

Not sure if that's the message they want to be sending.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (UuD2k)

406 I don't because the franchise is dead to me. They could select Carrot Top and I wouldn't feel anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (trdmm)

GFY

Posted by: Carrot Top at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (guGkK)

407 Had a woman in my circle of friends that kept trying to get us to go to a gay bar. "The music is better!"

Anyway, a few months ago she married a woman that looked like a lumberjack and moved out of state.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (ESjRY)

408 Mike Soyle is a piece of shit. His replacement will be worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (zhiuO)

409 Absolutely no chemistry with any of his female leads./Bond girls. None.

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (aENAX)

410 >>>Rachel Weisz is smoking hot.
What a waste.
Posted by: Nom de Blog

Seconded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (XSRBF)

411 I didn't think that song was that obscure!

https://tinyurl.com/srcak5ck
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Thanks, I never listened to I Jonathan that much and totally forgotten that song. The earlier stuff I know mostly by heart.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (N+o7M)

412 Doyle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (zhiuO)

413 I nominate Christian Bale after those hunky pics this morning.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:27 PM (Y+l9t)

414 lol this other performance of I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar (by Jonathan Richman) is really really cute:

https://youtu.be/XjFU98mEem4

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (j9HX3)

415 Ha, I just thought of something. Know all those people that have Superman S tattoos. Yep.

* says in Norm McDonald voice * So, you must be one of those gays.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (r5BVk)

416 Absolutely no chemistry with any of his female leads./Bond girls. None.

My cock was bigger then theirs. That is a big turn off.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (ESjRY)

417 If you're concerned about getting into physical fights in a bar might I suggest not going to biker bars on two-for-one night?

Posted by: Zek at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (OzNIz)

418 In my yute, I subscribed to this DC scum.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (HCeRP)

419
Angry residents ask 'Does that mean we are now like a lawless city?
https://tinyurl.com/2hprap2e
Posted by: redridinghood

Yes, that's exactly what it means.

Posted by: Superman's new sign at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

420 >>>Rachel Weisz is smoking hot.

Stealing Beauty. Bonus, Liv Tyler.

Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (2/FOp)

421 I don't because the franchise is dead to me. They could select Carrot Top and I wouldn't feel anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (trdmm)

---
James Bond: Boxoffice Poison.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (XHhHI)

422 My fortress of solitude is fabulous!

Posted by: Gay Superman at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)

423 Also at DM-
Student at ultra-liberal $80,000-a-year Oberlin College complains that contractors hired to install radiators in 'women and trans safe space' dorm rooms were 'cisgender men'

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (NpAcC)

424
Hunh. Well, Rachel Weisz drop a far piece in my estimation with that news.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (pNxlR)

425 I don't because the franchise is dead to me. They could select Carrot Top and I wouldn't feel anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 04:26 PM (trdmm)

That might actually get me interested again. Sometimes no fucks to give reaps benefits. Pauly Shore as M, Yakov Smirnoff as Q... Stephen Baldwin as Blofeld...

I think you might be on to something.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (wAnMi)

426 399 Fortress of Solitude now is renamed Fortress of SUCKADUDE

Man, I wish I'd thought of that one, good job.

Posted by: THE Batman at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (j9HX3)

427 [Current person] Oh yeah in 2021 we are all taking experimental gene therapies so the government won't send us to concentration camps. Oh and super man is gay. And the actor that plays James Bond is super duper gay. Oh, and Joe Biden is president.

[Person from 2001] Wait Joe F*cking Biden is President?

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yeah, you saw that movie blackhawk down? well, we imported a million muz somalis and gave them Minneapolis.

and we're fixing to do the same with Afghanistan.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:29 PM (ZZK0E)

428 Anyway, a few months ago she married a woman that looked like a lumberjack and moved out of state.

***************

I always wondered if this weird latching on to flannel sporting subaru drivers was because women gave up on finding a real man and simply went with a carbon copy lumberjack wanna be with a vagina as the next best thing.

I mean, if you're gonna date a girl who looks an acts like a guy why not just date a guy? And then I see all the simps and soibois today and I understand.

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 04:30 PM (hQVBP)

429 So Superman is now infecting the planet with Super AIDS?

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

430 Carrot Top is James Bond.

You Only Get One More Sequel.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (XHhHI)

431 Because if drunk gay males are known for anything, it's their sexual restraint.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (vnhb5)

432 If you're concerned about getting into physical fights in a bar might I suggest not going to biker bars on two-for-one night?
Posted by: Zek

The Zoo near Seattles U district was an open air "fight club". I think people went there just to say they had.

Posted by: Donny Lemon at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (r1z5A)

433 Speaking of bootygig, how did he and his hubby get 2 i newborns? My son just had a baby and coping with one is hard enough. Did theyhave to get one for each of them? With it being so difficult to get an infant adoption, how did they get two? Those poor babies.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (Y+l9t)

434 James Bond: Boxoffice Poison.
Posted by: Axema

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hahaa, one of Norm's greatest hits.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (ZZK0E)

435 429 So Superman is now infecting the planet with Super AIDS?

Shhhh! SPOILERS!

Posted by: Ant-Man Fauci at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (j9HX3)

436 It's a Queer! It's a Gay! It's Superman!

Posted by: Intro at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (2/FOp)

437 dammit off sock!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (r1z5A)

438 I seem to recall a lot of us pointing out that Daniel Craig was a shitty pick for the Bond series during his first movie when it was announced that they had to teach him how to drive a manual transmission.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (bUlI/)

439 Say, Daniel...can I buy you a drink?

Posted by: Carrot Bottom at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (Xrfse)

440 I always wondered if this weird latching on to flannel sporting subaru drivers was because women gave up on finding a real man and simply went with a carbon copy lumberjack wanna be with a vagina as the next best thing.

The woman in question was a barely functional alcoholic. The men in her life apparently wouldn't stand for it...but Ms Lumberjack does.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (ESjRY)

441 Daniel Craig was by far the worst Bond in history, and I say that objectively. Hell he even pushed Pierce Brosnan further up the list, and that's no small feat.

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (hQVBP)

442 Music is better in gay bars if you want to listen to the thirty minute dance club versions of songs like Red, Red Wine by UB30.

Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (JUq7n)

443 *Breaking*

Rachel Weisz asks "Do I have a marriage problem?"

Posted by: NY Post, tomorrow at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (vI/Pp)

444 Err'body gay yo.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (xDXlt)

445 433 Speaking of bootygig, how did he and his hubby get 2 i newborns? My son just had a baby and coping with one is hard enough. Did theyhave to get one for each of them? With it being so difficult to get an infant adoption, how did they get two? Those poor babies.

they paid a surrogate mother and inseminated with a little mix of both their sperm

it was IVF so not surprising they ended up with twins

so, they "grew their own" basically; paid the surrogate hopefully very well

Posted by: Ant-Man Fauci at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (j9HX3)

446 I don't know.

I think Daniel Craig is engaging in some cringey PC publicity the same way Liam Neeson, an Irish Catholic, once declared that he was thinking of converting to Islam during publicity for Taken II

In other words, trying to score cheap PC points

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (mR6Gs)

447 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)

448 oops! sock off

I don't sock much and this is why!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (j9HX3)

449 Clark Kent couldn't have sex with Lois Lane because it would have been too much for her to handle. Then be chose being mortal so he could bang her.

But he had to get his powers back because the world went to shit.

Wouldn't his son Jonathan sex tear his whiny soy boy boyfriend up because he had the powers of superman too?

Posted by: portlandon at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (+oR7L)

450 Well at least we still have Underdog.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2021 04:33 PM (68WvR)

451 In other words, trying to score cheap PC points

Well, and some cock.

But, well, mostly, the cock TBH

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (ESjRY)

452 If you go to hay bars because you get into too many fights in hetero bars, you might be the aggressive asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (0ryfU)

453 lol this other performance of I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar (by Jonathan Richman) is really really cute:

https://youtu.be/XjFU98mEem4
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:28 PM (j9HX3)

What's funny (and by that I mean sad) is my step-dad for *years* when taking pictures of groups of people would say "say lesbian!" (instead of say cheese).

It never failed to get huge smiles if not outright laughter. Worked every time. I can't even imagine the reaction he'd get in our new utopian dream come true.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (wAnMi)

454 re: Butt-plug's kids...

Schadenfreud would be if the surrogate mother sues for visitation or even custody.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (W6ugU)

455 236 Discharge instructions say I am cleared to "resume all activities".

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You can even go out drinking with Daniel Craig. Just know, it will probably result in a gay bar fight.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 04:07 PM (sX1BW)

Not an activity I ever started, so I can't resume that one.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (8C7+r)

456
and we're fixing to do the same with Afghanistan.
Posted by: Tim Riggins

6500 so far at Camp Atterbury in Indiana.
10 new births (instant citizens, citizen)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (63Dwl)

457 a woman that looked like a lumberjack and moved out of state.
Posted by: 18-1

And that's okay!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (mD/uy)

458 I also go to gay bars to avoid fights, and definitely not to suck off a bunch of sexy, verile men; no way Jose!

Posted by: David French at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (uA4HD)

459 Wouldn't his son Jonathan sex tear his whiny soy boy boyfriend up because he had the powers of superman too?

************

Not really, since compared to the real Superman his powers are teh ghey

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 04:35 PM (hQVBP)

460 Well at least we still have Underdog.

Posted by: Beartooth

Not gay, just has a thing for legs, man's or woman's.

Posted by: Sweet Polly Purebred at October 18, 2021 04:35 PM (2/FOp)

461 and we're fixing to do the same with Afghanistan.
Posted by: Tim Riggins

6500 so far at Camp Atterbury in Indiana.

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so basically the best way to move to Amierca is complete a horrific terrorist attack

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:35 PM (ZZK0E)

462 >>>Speaking of bootygig, how did he and his hubby get 2 i newborns? My son just had a baby and coping with one is hard enough. Did theyhave to get one for each of them? With it being so difficult to get an infant adoption, how did they get two? Those poor babies.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 04:31 PM (Y+l9t)
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I was wondering too. My bet is they hired a nanny who brings the babies in for fifteen minutes after waking up and another fifteen right after their bath in the evening, before putting them down for the night.

Posted by: NY Post, tomorrow at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (vI/Pp)

463 You are not the intended audience for gay superman. Your kids are. They want this normalized for your kids.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (0ryfU)

464 Craig only goes to gay bars to avoid dick swinging and gays sex. But mostly gay sex.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (xopIz)

465 Also since, cynically, the "real" STRAIGHT Superman is "off the planet" they can always bring him back to replace the gay Superman that replaced him if the cultural winds ever shift back to Truth, Justice and the American Way

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

466 they paid a surrogate mother and inseminated with a little mix of both their sperm

it was IVF so not surprising they ended up with twins

so, they "grew their own" basically; paid the surrogate hopefully very well
Posted by: Ant-Man Fauci

Now if they would have had the surrogate abort the twins, that would have been woke gold!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (r1z5A)

467 438 I seem to recall a lot of us pointing out that Daniel Craig was a shitty pick for the Bond series during his first movie when it was announced that they had to teach him how to drive a manual transmission.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (bUlI/)

++++

There you go.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (Hgre7)

468 Music is better in gay bars if you want to listen to the thirty minute dance club versions of songs like Red, Red Wine by UB30.
Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2021 04:32 PM (JUq7n)
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Yeah, I'm thinking that there is probably much King Crimson there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (XHhHI)

469 Bet you don't want to be downwind of Camp Atterbury.

Posted by: Carrot Bottom at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (Xrfse)

470 So when is Supergirl going to drive a Subaru?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (W6ugU)

471 Superman still isn't human.

It's the equivalent of him banging border collies. Sure they're smart dogs, but they are still dogs. And you're not.

And now you're making him attracted to the anuses of male dogs.

Way to go, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (vnhb5)

472 Not really, since compared to the real Superman his powers are teh ghey
Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 04:35 PM (hQVBP)

I really have no idea what they're saying he can do in the comics, nor do I care really. I figure since he still appears to be able to fly, he's not too far behind dad. I don't mean that literally. Or maybe I do.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (wAnMi)

473 I was wondering too. My bet is they hired a nanny who brings the babies in for fifteen minutes after waking up and another fifteen right after their bath in the evening, before putting them down for the night.
Posted by: NY Post

The children are more pets than anything else. Window dressing for the cameras and media to eat it up.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (mD/uy)

474 It's the "New World Order." All freaks are welcome. All religions are welcome, except orthodox Christianity.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (xopIz)

475 "Cock-Suckuh!!!"

Posted by: Mr. Wu at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (XiLhH)

476 I'm banging Marmaduke.

Posted by: Gay Underdog at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)

477 I was wondering too. My bet is they hired a nanny who brings the babies in for fifteen minutes after waking up and another fifteen right after their bath in the evening, before putting them down for the night.
Posted by: NY Post, tomorrow at October 18, 2021 04:36

Most likely. Remember he gets chauffeured to within a couple blocks to work then rides his bike the remainder of the way to give the appearance that he rode the bike the entire commute.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (68WvR)

478 Craig's best role was as the stormtrooper who got the mind trick to drop his weapon when whatsherface was getting tortured.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (axyOa)

479 I also go to gay bars to avoid fights, and definitely not to suck off a bunch of sexy, verile men; no way Jose!
Posted by: David French at October 18, 2021 04:34 PM (uA4HD)
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I can vouch for David. He's an innocent. Often I go with him to gay bars, to protect him and so I can show off my dog to the boys.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (vI/Pp)

480 aging him up from being a 13 year old kid into being a full-grown man.

Apparently, that process gave him an urge to sip penis, receive objects into his anus, and deposit objects in other males out-door.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (ufFY8)

481 "Clark Kent couldn't have sex with Lois Lane because it would have been too much for her to handle"

Sure Clark, sure.

Posted by: Lois Lane at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (mR6Gs)

482 The children are more pets than anything else. Window dressing for the cameras and media to eat it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (mD/uy)

Plus a 12 week vacation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)

483 I thought Underdog got banned for sniffing white powder some years back.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (DB16e)

484 I'm banging Marmaduke.

Posted by: Gay Underdog at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)

#MeToo

Posted by: Woke Supreman at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (KnJdm)

485 Can he at least be Fantasticman now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (vnhb5)

486 372 Ooooohhh... MI6 determines that Johnathan Kent is a threat to British security, so 007 is ordered to handle the problem.

i want no part of it.

Posted by: Lashana Lynch at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (v3pYe)

487 Daniel Craig, Don Lemon and Clark Kent walk into a bar.

And the bartender says, "Get the fuck out, we don't serve fa... appletinis here!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (5l6FZ)

488 So the man of steel is a Steely Dan?

Posted by: Just wondering at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (gGDXF)

489 Or Fabulousman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (vnhb5)

490 It's the "New World Order." All freaks are welcome. All religions are welcome, except orthodox Christianity.

***************

We could think of one other group that aren't welcome either.

Posted by: Orthodox Jews - ya hoida us? at October 18, 2021 04:39 PM (hQVBP)

491 I thought Underdog got banned for sniffing white powder some years back.

Posted by: Fool Otto

Underdog had the 'energy' pill hidden in his ring.

Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (2/FOp)

492 Craig's best role was as the stormtrooper who got the mind trick to drop his weapon when whatsherface was getting tortured.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:38 PM (axyOa)

Also the homicidal Catholic Priest sent by The Pope to assassinate Cate Blanchett's Elizabeth I

Posted by: Lois Lane at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)

493 Hong Kong Phooey!
Number One Super Guy!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (W6ugU)

494 I'm banging Marmaduke.
Posted by: Gay Underdog at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)

Is it in yet?

Posted by: Marmaduke at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

495 Yeah, I'm thinking that there is probably much King Crimson there.
Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (XHhHI)

Health food faggot with a bartered bride
Likes to comb his hair with the dipper ride
Once he had a friend with a cloven foot
Once he called the tune in a checkered suit

Yeah, I Can see that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (wAnMi)

496
The only gay bar I would want to walk into is standing room only lesbians.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (dQvv7)

497 482 The children are more pets than anything else. Window dressing for the cameras and media to eat it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:37 PM (mD/uy)

****

Best case scenario: Chastity Bono
Worst case scenario: the world's first twin serial killers

Posted by: Azathoth at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (bUlI/)

498 Okay, C'mon. The 1950's TV show Lois Lane was not sexy. No wonder Clark Kent looked to Jimmy Olsen.

Great Caesar's ghost!

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (xopIz)

499 Rachel Weisz? The dude is married to Rachel Weisz?? He goes to gay bars instead of being home plowing Rachel Weisz??!! I'm thinking he's a fucking fruitcake.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 04:40 PM (VwHCD)

500 If Superman is now gay I hope he updates his wardrobe. Pretty awful right now, though- since I'm not gay - I'm probably not the right guy to ask.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:41 PM (vI/Pp)

501 We got one foster baby while he was still in the NICU, and a week later CPS called and asked if we could take another getting discharged that day because his placement fell through. We wound up adopting both boys after parental rights termination, then got the twin sisters of one of the boys 18 months later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:41 PM (0ryfU)

502 Say, is that octopus-like creature in the background of the Superman global warning panel Cthulhu? Looks like Earth has bigger problems than temperature of Cthulhu's in town.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 18, 2021 04:41 PM (mdjgu)

503 Just don't turn Mighty Mouse gay.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (cSyAR)

504 We got one foster baby while he was still in the NICU, and a week later CPS called and asked if we could take another getting discharged that day because his placement fell through. We wound up adopting both boys after parental rights termination, then got the twin sisters of one of the boys 18 months later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:41 PM (0ryfU)

Whoa! Good on you.

Posted by: flounder at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (KnJdm)

505 PR reps aren't your best friend.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (1t5dY)

506 maybe craig was saying that when he goes to bars with rachel, dorks be hitting on her so much, he has to drop fists while at gheyburs rachel is just another froot fly and he's the center of attention but at least neither one of them gets into fights then.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (ZZK0E)

507 Let's go Justin!

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (2JoB8)

508 501 We got one foster baby while he was still in the NICU, and a week later CPS called and asked if we could take another getting discharged that day because his placement fell through. We wound up adopting both boys after parental rights termination, then got the twin sisters of one of the boys 18 months later.

that's AWESOME CAT ... wonderful. God bless you and your family!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (j9HX3)

509 Wait. I thought Clark Kent was Superman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (TXrfZ)

510 503 Just don't turn Mighty Mouse gay.

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Got some bad news about Jerry tho

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (ZZK0E)

511 Cthulhu?

Nah, someone unleashed their Kraken

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:43 PM (W6ugU)

512 I'd like to thank Jonah "Sex Machine" Goldberg for going to gay bars with me to protect me although I'm not sure how giving all the patrons "Double Handy's" accomplishes that. They are happier afterward now that i think of it, and masturbate.

Posted by: David French at October 18, 2021 04:43 PM (uA4HD)

513 You are not the intended audience for gay superman. Your kids are. They want this normalized for your kids.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:36 PM (0ryf
***********
My friend who has young kids is really saddened by this because her son really likes super heroes.
So as of last week she has decided to ban it from her house.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:43 PM (NpAcC)

514 that's AWESOME CAT ... wonderful. God bless you and your family!

Seconded.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2021 04:43 PM (Xrfse)

515 Roy Schoemann said something profound.

Judaism is pre-messianic Catholicism. Catholicism is post-messianic Judaism.

Yeah, Orthodox Jews, were in the same boat.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 18, 2021 04:44 PM (xopIz)

516 Broke: "Honey, oral sex isn't real sex"

Woke: "Honey, I only go to gay bars so I don't get into fights"

Posted by: Azathoth at October 18, 2021 04:44 PM (bUlI/)

517 493 Hong Kong Phooey!
Number One Super Guy!
Posted by: Anna Puma

Hon Kong Phooet!
Quicker than the human eye!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 04:44 PM (TXrfZ)

518 I'm fairly certain that's just some Aquaman gay bullsh*t because otherwise no one would be standing upright since they'd all be insane from the mere proximity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (vnhb5)

519 So, folks, this is all very innocent! The backstory here is the Daily Mail is about to publish a photo montage called, "Daniel Craig Through The Years In Gay Bars" and we are getting ahead of the news, because some people might get the wrong impression.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (vI/Pp)

520 Minnie or Mickey. I could go either way.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

521 We got one foster baby while he was still in the NICU, and a week later CPS called and asked if we could take another getting discharged that day because his placement fell through. We wound up adopting both boys after parental rights termination, then got the twin sisters of one of the boys 18 months later.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:41 PM (0ryfU)

How wonderful. I mean, sad that the one mom keeps procreating when she shouldn't, but I mean you and your wife are lovely people.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (Ez6QX)

522 Daniel Craig, Don Lemon and Clark Kent walk into a bar.
........

Bartender says: "So, a reverse Oreo?"

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

523 465 Also since, cynically, the "real" STRAIGHT Superman is "off the planet" they can always bring him back to replace the gay Superman that replaced him if the cultural winds ever shift back to Truth, Justice and the American Way

superman wakes up in bed next to suzanne pleshette...

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda behind the Newsom curtain at October 18, 2021 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

524 We got one foster baby while he was still in the NICU, and a week later CPS called and asked if we could take another getting discharged that day because his placement fell through. We wound up adopting both boys after parental rights termination, then got the twin sisters of one of the boys 18 months later.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Niece adopted a meth baby...it is not going well. She's 10 now and has an absolute raft of mental issues. Lies, steals, fights, attempts to forge moms name. It's not the kids fault, her brain chemistry is just totally broken. The birth mother should be shot.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:46 PM (r1z5A)

525 Ace: "The 99.999% of the population that isn't even aware they still print comic books, except when they run a viral marketing initiative to get retweets on twitter."

So, marketing goes with...

Superman: Now With More Gay!
or
Superman: All the Gay on Earth!

and they sell even fewer comics from a buggy whip industry? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (aXxgO)

526 Wait. I thought Clark Kent was Superman.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (TXrfZ)
........

You're not supposed to know that.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

527 Now Superman will fight for "Truth, Justice, and a Happy Ending."

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (dl6yC)

528 Oh, and Minnie is fucking goofy.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (kTF2Z)

529 What's next?

Inspector Gadget?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (W6ugU)

530 It appears the Kraken is in town..I like the kid looking back

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 18, 2021 04:48 PM (/6GbT)

531 Able to Toss an entire Salad in a Single Go...

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:48 PM (1A0Gg)

532 Just don't turn Mighty Mouse gay.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:42 PM (cSyAR)

"Here I come to save the gay!"

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at October 18, 2021 04:48 PM (wAnMi)

533 And his magic lantern did not have the flaw of not working on anything that was green. Not sure, but I thought the Golden Age Green Lantern did have a ring, charged off that magic RR lantern. Also, Ace, good grief, doesn't everybody know the Silver Age Lanterns have the flaw of not working on anything yellow?

We've been enjoying (m/l) the Superman and Lois TV series on CW. The Kent family, Clark, Lois, and their fraternal twin sons, leave Metropolis and move to the old Kent farm in Smallville. Unlike a lot of these CW DC universe shows, it's been refreshingly free of PC crap. The brothers are actually respectful of their parents; they quarrel like siblings, but make up quickly; and they are both interested in girls. I pray they don't do to TV Jonathan what they've done to the comic book Jonathan.

Glad to know that while the Social and LaughingStock Media will be pumping this DC perversion story to the world, smart, respectful websites like Ace of Spades will ignore the story. Oh... wait... I'm willing to amplify their cheap gimmicky deception. Never miiind.

I'm not going to pay for any more Bond or Superman films... Pay for films? Huh?

Posted by: mindful webworker - still believes in Truth, Justice, and the American Way! at October 18, 2021 04:48 PM (m1Wso)

534 That pic of Superperson looks like a faggot.

When I was kid he looked like a man.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 04:48 PM (dl6yC)

535 And don't forget to take your Clopidogrel!
Posted by: jakee308

If you, like me, are taking that stuff, lay in a supply of Bandaids and Bleedstop. Trust me on this.

Posted by: boynsea at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (cx155)

536 @499

>>He goes to gay bars instead of being home plowing Rachel Weisz??!! I'm thinking he's a fucking fruitcake.

The word on the street is that they are both double agents and their marriage is of the convenience variety.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (Ge/GE)

537 The Ambiguously Gay Duo will come out as straight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (0ryfU)

538 Wait. I thought Clark Kent was Superman.
Posted by: nurse ratched
........

You're not supposed to know that.
Posted by: wth

I know, right? What a disguise!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (mD/uy)

539 Larry Niven just updated his classic short story "Man of Steel; Woman of Kleenex" to "Twink of Steel; Asshole of Shredded Meat".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (XiLhH)

540 What's next?

Inspector Gadget?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (W6ugU)

Go go Gadget dildo!

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (wAnMi)

541 'e looks like a fookin' ballerina

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (dl6yC)

542 My wife still has her Hong Kong Phooey lunch box.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 04:49 PM (r5BVk)

543 Roy Schoemann said something profound.

Judaism is pre-messianic Catholicism. Catholicism is post-messianic Judaism.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 18, 2021 04:44 PM (xopIz)

For certain definitions of "profound," such as: Stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 04:50 PM (Q9lwr)

544 Holy crap that douchebag "Superman" writer in the CNN interview clip... that is easily one of the most punchable faces I've ever laid eyes on...and I had to restrain myself from reflexively punching my screen.

Posted by: NeverBiden at October 18, 2021 04:50 PM (uA3aJ)

545 Daniel Craig, so hetero he is not hetero....

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 04:50 PM (Lzpvj)

546 "Here I come to save the gay!"
Posted by: Mighty Mouse

Zombie Andy Kaufman?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:50 PM (mD/uy)

547 >>What's next?

>Inspector Gadget?

If Brain could only talk.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:50 PM (1A0Gg)

548 So Bond is auditioning as Superman's bottom?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (sWM8x)

549 What's next?

Inspector Gadget?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:47 PM (W6ugU)
........

Think of the sex toys.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

550 I know that politics is downwind of culture, etc, but I gave up comic books right around the time I discovered girls.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (EughT)

551
Riddle me this Batman:

Why dies "the unbearably smug writer" look like a Chaz Bono clone?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (FlRtG)

552 >>My wife still has her Hong Kong Phooey lunch box.

The Paolo He is, how do you say?

...envious. Of your wife's box.

Posted by: Paolo at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (1A0Gg)

553 Ace: "It had the flaw of not working on anything... made of wood."

So, not a witch detector.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere the Wise at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (aXxgO)

554 Never been to a gay bar but I did have the great misfortune of having to take a dump at around midnight at the downtown Atlanta Greyhound terminal. There were more people in the men's room than in the terminal waiting room. I did my business at a Cafe across the street.

Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (AmoqO)

555 I drive really fast, and saw down any trees that get in my way, so I outrun my impulse to visit gay bars.

Posted by: Speed Racer at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (vI/Pp)

556 Niece adopted a meth baby...it is not going well. She's 10 now and has an absolute raft of mental issues. Lies, steals, fights, attempts to forge moms name. It's not the kids fault, her brain chemistry is just totally broken. The birth mother should be shot.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:46 PM (r1z5A)
********
Wow... and that's happening at 10? Your poor niece. Can't imagine what the teenage years are going to be like.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (NpAcC)

557 Who's the kid in the video with Greta?

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (wyw4S)

558 "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow"

Literally everything the social justice crowd creates always reminds me of Johnny Carson's old quote about Chevy Chase.

"He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked bean dinner."

Posted by: Azathoth at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (bUlI/)

559 Meh, the jokes on them. No one gives a damn about their comic books, even less now that their shit is GAF.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (qZdIZ)

560 I go to gay bars for the food.

And blow jobs.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 18, 2021 04:52 PM (uA4HD)

561 Cmon man. No caturday reruns to wash that last video out of my brain. I hate you!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (EgUvv)

562 Yeah, about Daniel Craig...punch ups in bars? I've been in some rough dive bars in St. Paul, MN, and fights were very uncommon. And we're talking bars that catered to blue collar river workers.

Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (XRi0q)

563 I met Boo Boo at the Stonewall Inn back in 1967 and we've been very happy together ever since.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (vI/Pp)

564 I know that politics is downwind of culture, etc, but I gave up comic books right around the time I discovered girls.

Well, we can't all be superstud fuckmachines, like you, so immersed in pussy that we haven't time for hobbies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (QU5/8)

565 Knew the Horde would not disappoint

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (W6ugU)

566 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)

567 >>Never been to a gay bar but I did have the great misfortune of having to take a dump at around midnight at the downtown Atlanta Greyhound terminal.

I would rather shit in a paper bag and throw it in an alley than avail myself of the facilities at a Greyhound Bus Station.

Pro Tip : Any half way decent hotel has a fantastic bathroom right in the lobby. The nicer the Hotel, the more up class the shitter.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (1A0Gg)

568 >>>I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

SuperCuts.

Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (2/FOp)

569 550 I know that politics is downwind of culture, etc, but I gave up comic books right around the time I discovered girls.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (EughT)
----------------------

I don't understand it either.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (dl6yC)

570 Riddle me this Batman:
.......

*BANG*
*BOINK*
*SLAP*
*OUCH*

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

571 @562

>>Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.

He's lying about something because I can't imagine he's been in any real legit bar for 30 odd years.

Could all just be some garden variety virtue signaling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (Ge/GE)

572 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

Well kryptonite shears or the heat rays. Either way he needs to be careful.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (W6ugU)

573 How long before St. Greta is turned into a SJW super hero? Maybe the scowl could be her super power?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (XRi0q)

574 They have these great holes in all of the bathroom stalls at gay bars.

You put your penis in there and someone washes it for you.

I often wonder why they don't put those everywhere.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (1A0Gg)

575 535 And don't forget to take your Clopidogrel!
Posted by: jakee308

If you, like me, are taking that stuff, lay in a supply of Bandaids and Bleedstop. Trust me on this.

Posted by: boynsea

And don't get a new feral kitten.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (bxP6N)

576 So Bond is faggot?
Guess I will have to change the number of Bond films ive watched from zero to...zero. Math be easy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (eJn7u)

577 Yeah, about Daniel Craig...punch ups in bars? I've been in some rough dive bars in St. Paul, MN, and fights were very uncommon. And we're talking bars that catered to blue collar river workers.

Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.
Posted by: Blake

There were blocks of shot and a beer places that catered to the mill rats in Youngstown back in the day. They were packed and guys drank hard. Open all night, every day. I never saw a fight there.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (mD/uy)

578 Niece adopted a meth baby...it is not going well. She's 10 now and has an absolute raft of mental issues. Lies, steals, fights, attempts to forge moms name. It's not the kids fault, her brain chemistry is just totally broken. The birth mother should be shot.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:46 PM (r1z5A)

I know several people who adopted babies with FAS-incredibly difficult.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (cSyAR)

579 What's next?

>Inspector Gadget?

--------

Scooby-Dood transitions to Scooby-Dyke

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (Nx+1R)

580 I would rather shit in a paper bag and throw it in an alley than avail myself of the facilities at a Greyhound Bus Station.
Posted by: garrett

It's more sanitary to shit your pants.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (r1z5A)

581 always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

*

Now people will ask how he takes it up the ass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (vnhb5)

582 Pro Tip : Any half way decent hotel has a fantastic bathroom right in the lobby. The nicer the Hotel, the more up class the shitter.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (1A0Gg)

As our homeless people downtown have figured out, according to an article I read this weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)

583 That Atlanta Greyhound terminal is in a special shithole part of town.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (zhiuO)

584 @566

>>I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

When something is seems weird or strange it always boils down to, Story.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM (Ge/GE)

585 Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (XRi0q)
--------------

Or that's what happens when one hits on a redneck.
Craig misjudged one too many times.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (dl6yC)

586 Greta von Thule is a pipsqueak super villain in training. She wants to save the world from People.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (W6ugU)

587 >>As our homeless people downtown have figured out, according to an article I read this weekend.

I thought they all shit in the street or at the Library?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (1A0Gg)

588 >>Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.
================

You're not here for the fights, are you?

Posted by: Revenant Bear at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (vI/Pp)

589 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?
------------
I thought it was plastic and never needed cutting.

Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (+ya+t)

590 Good for Greta:
Evidently she didn't hit the breaking point Moms always feared..."If you keep making that face, it's going to stay that way."
I bet she just barely avoided that fate.

Posted by: Colin's Spectre at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (Ddwvm)

591 I know that politics is downwind of culture, etc, but I gave up comic books right around the time I discovered girls.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 04:51 PM (EughT)

It's weird, but I stopped on comics by the time I was 8. At that point I thought it was kid's stuff. I liked models. Then by the time I was 13-14 I got back into comics again, but they were drawn by insane drugged up hippies living on the Haight. Strangely, some of them were particularly prescient. Especially Spain, who did the ones about perverted homos running society.

"Isshhh an old hetro couple Boom my pal, I can hear th' click-click-click of their pathetic lil' heels as they approach!"

"Lesh carve 'em up good!"

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (wAnMi)

592 574 Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (1A0Gg)

I love this country, they think of everything!

//Liberace wearing Freddy Mercury as a mask.

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (Lzpvj)

593 How long before St. Greta is turned into a SJW super hero? Maybe the scowl could be her super power?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

When the Greta graphic novel comes out, I suggest you sue.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (r1z5A)

594 What's funny is if gay/climate Supes wanted to, he could literally change the climate how he wanted. He doesn't need to bully anyone, or ask permission. He could DO it, but decides to bully and whine instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

595 How long before St. Greta is turned into a SJW super hero? Maybe the scowl could be her super power?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (XRi0q)
.......

that and her death breath.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

596 586 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (W6ugU)

The only thing wrong with Earth is you people on it!

//greta von thurnbaum bork bork

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 04:58 PM (Lzpvj)

597 Greta von Thule's code name will arise from that scowl - Medusa or Gorgon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:58 PM (W6ugU)

598 The name's Dong. Lance Dong.

Posted by: Lance Dong at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (tOIGu)

599 I thought they all shit in the street or at the Library?
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:57 PM (1A0Gg)

This way they get to grab free food off of the breakfast buffet and panhandle people trying to check out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)

600 Pro Tip : Any half way decent hotel has a fantastic bathroom right in the lobby. The nicer the Hotel, the more up class the shitter.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (1A0Gg)

Unfortunately (again) I was waiting for a bus. Had to go pickup my company assigned truck. I couldn't rub 2 nickles together back then.

Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (AmoqO)

601 >>This way they get to grab free food off of the breakfast buffet and panhandle people trying to check out.

Well damn.

I'm gonna have to keep more paper bags in the truck.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (1A0Gg)

602 The only gay bar interaction I've ever had was when my friends would stay at my house for the Junior Ski Program in Reno during the winter. We used to prank call a gay bar called Chute1. "Hello is this the Poop Chute?"
Don't know who the guy was that always answered the phone but he was witty AF and could verbally joust with the best. One of the funniest dudes besides a few of the truck drivers we used to F with on my fathers CB.

Posted by: JROD at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (0jZnq)

603 *waves to Sven*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (W6ugU)

604 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?
........

pubes of steel.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

605 What the effing A? You guys all got your knickers in a twist over whether a comic book character is gay. Fine, just fine. My 36% THC eighth of sativa arrived (it smells niiiice). I'm gonna have a vape*, crank my guitar (not in a keyboard mood), and rock like I have 2 days left in this year of my life.

*convection, not chemical, vaping (Volcano)

Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (KAi1n)

606 You know Colin Powell's death would have been worse if he wasn't double vaccinated.

Posted by: Your CDC at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (r5BVk)

607 Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (XRi0q)

I don't believe for even one second he'd walk into a neighborhood pub anywhere. Much less a "bar" in NYC or LA. He's at the fucking 4 Seasons Biltmore. Sure, you could call it a gay bar, especially in some cities in CA. But, everybody is wearing $2300 sneakers and $70k watches, and had valet park their Bentleys. The only fights breaking out are the ones over who gets to pay the tab.

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (wAnMi)

608 The Bee: Aquaman Comes Out As Even Gayer

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (AD3JT)

609 That Atlanta Greyhound terminal is in a special shithole part of town.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM

Are there ever any bus stations on the *good* side of town?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (EughT)

610 Greta's going to find it very difficult to adjust after she gets the Cindy Sheehan treatment. Her parents are setting her up for a suicide.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

611 Don't be caught one jab short!

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
CNN's Alisyn Camerota: "Would the booster shot have saved his [Colin Powell's] life?"

CNN Medical Analyst Leana Wen: "It might have helped..."

"...Yes the vaccine does protect you, but it protects you even better if everybody around you is vaccinated."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2021 04:00 PM (d9FiS)

Nobody kept Powell from that life saving booster.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:02 PM (eoQWY)

612 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?
........
pubes of steel.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

https://youtu.be/koEj_Ad3ZQk?t=27

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:02 PM (wAnMi)

613 The Bee: Aquaman Comes Out As Even Gayer
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM

He's wearing Crocs with custom fins?

Posted by: Lance Dong at October 18, 2021 05:02 PM (tOIGu)

614 Imagine Sean Connery lisping Hello Sailor.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2021 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

615 OK I switched from coffee to bottled water. Farking hangover.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2021 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

616
''Don't Bogart the convection vape pen''. Hmm, seems more annoying then envy worthy.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 18, 2021 05:04 PM (dQvv7)

617 I always wondered how superman got his hair cut?

SuperCuts.
Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2021 04:54 PM (2/FOp)

Of course.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 05:04 PM (axyOa)

618 My favorite Bond is Timothy Dalton. Craig's Bond is joyless.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 18, 2021 05:04 PM (CCcN5)

619 How long before St. Greta is turned into a SJW super hero? Maybe the scowl could be her super power?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:55 PM (XRi0q)

If SJWs could build, their comics might be tolerable. But they can only destroy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

620 Greta's going to find it very difficult to adjust after she gets the Cindy Sheehan treatment. Her parents are setting her up for a suicide.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

-----

If that's what it takes for the parents to cash in, they'll put the suicide video on YouTube, while blaming the world for what happened.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 05:05 PM (XRi0q)

621 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM

* twerk tails toward Anna Puma *

Posted by: Bronies at October 18, 2021 05:05 PM (tOIGu)

622
Nobody kept Powell from that life saving booster.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:02 PM (eoQWY)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Hgre7)

623 Posted by: SFGoth at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (KAi1n)

I didn't get my knickers in twist. I am not particularly interested in comic books, but I do think there's a move to make characters who obviously weren't gay before into gay characters, and it does look ridiculous to make the boyfriend have purple hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 05:05 PM (ueGNX)

624 609 That Atlanta Greyhound terminal is in a special shithole part of town.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 04:56 PM

Are there ever any bus stations on the *good* side of town?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (EughT)

My time there was in 1988. Probably still a shit hole then.

Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (AmoqO)

625 Craig either liked to go to bars where fights are common, or, well, he's lying.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 04:53 PM (XRi0q)

I don't believe for even one second he'd walk into a neighborhood pub anywhere. Much less a "bar" in NYC or LA. He's at the fucking 4 Seasons Biltmore. Sure, you could call it a gay bar, especially in some cities in CA. But, everybody is wearing $2300 sneakers and $70k watches, and had valet park their Bentleys. The only fights breaking out are the ones over who gets to pay the tab.
Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (wAnMi)

He said he has been doing so since he was a kid. Therefore I'm questioning whose dick is swinging, if it isn't all lies from the get go.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

626 For certain definitions of "profound," such as: Stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Agreed

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (Y+l9t)

627 The kid having fun and Rick Rolling is what she should be doing - having fun. Not running around being used by adults to scream and shame other adults.

Gave up western mainstream comics a long time ago. Wondering why anyone still cares.

Posted by: soulpile at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (VTLGo)

628 I wouldn't want to be Superman's bottom. Nope. No way.

Posted by: f'd at October 18, 2021 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

629 My brother had a problem with authority, said that for six month he got into fights every weekend, Chicago area. "Then", he said, "I got tired of it." Even allowing for hyperbole, I believe it. I wish I had asked more about "got tired of it."

Like several of his buddies who were street smart, he became a cop.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 18, 2021 05:07 PM (HCeRP)

630 Greta's going to find it very difficult to adjust after she gets the Cindy Sheehan treatment. Her parents are setting her up for a suicide.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

I've mentioned this ever since she hit the scene. It's going to be worse for her being on the spectrum. But at some point, she's going to look like a 220lb gargoyle with pig tails. Her parents will of course suggest she move out of the house, and she'll come home to find her shit on the street.

At that point, I'm guessing she'll be well into the mid stages of sociopathy, we'll have read about her bad luck streak with kittens (sort of like Coco the gorilla) and eventually they'll find her parents dismembered corpses under the floorboards of their home. After weeks of complaints by neighbors concerning the stench of death wafting through the air. She'll either be dangling from a rafter, or in South America. It's a toss up.

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:07 PM (wAnMi)

631 @618

>>My favorite Bond is Timothy Dalton. Craig's Bond is joyless.

Basically everyone saw him in Flash Gordon and were like, that guy could be Bond.

Living Daylights and License To Kill, were very good and more than serviceable Bond Films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2021 05:08 PM (ot81D)

632
If you, like me, are taking that stuff, lay in a supply of Bandaids and Bleedstop. Trust me on this.

Posted by: boynsea

Oh, yes, you will bleed at even the suggestion that there is something sharp nearby. And do not be surprised if your extremities feel cold when you take it, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 05:08 PM (3KcdH)

633 Obama's not gay.

But his boyfriends are.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 18, 2021 05:08 PM (Ndje9)

634 Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell.
He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building.
Superman thinks, "This is my chance!" He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman sits up and says,"What the hell was that!?"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but it hurt like hell!"

Posted by: Old Joke at October 18, 2021 05:08 PM (+oR7L)

635 Considering the Free Mumia crowd or those who still are beguiled by the Unicorn Killer, some will still defend Greta von Thule.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 05:09 PM (W6ugU)

636 Greta's going to find it very difficult to adjust after she gets the Cindy Sheehan treatment. Her parents are setting her up for a suicide.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 18, 2021 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

The pre-teen hair and face are already pretty strange - as someone who had sisters with straight hair they tend to do more styling / cutting and the like by the time they get to the mid teens and avoid looking like a 10 year old.

Greta likely will do that until she's 30

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:09 PM (eoQWY)

637 eventually they'll find her parents dismembered corpses under the floorboards of their home.
Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:07 PM

My bet is on "woodchipper + compost pile" for her parents.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (EughT)

638 Timothy Dalton was in tights for Flash Gordon nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (W6ugU)

639 The gay Green Lantern was ineffectual with wood?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (BRpqW)

640 What kind of bars are people going to where there's fights all the time? If I had his money and went to bars (I barely drink alcohol anyway) I think I'd be able to find a few where I wouldn't have to worry about it.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (iPbC0)

641 If Superman had a child with a human woman, ignoring the fact that the sex act would kill her on the spot, wouldn't the resulting hybrid be only semi-super?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (KhWBm)

642 Never gonna give you up
Never gonna run around and desert you
HOW DARE YOU!!!!

~Greta Rolled

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (fs1hN)

643 Nood

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at October 18, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

644 Gave up western mainstream comics a long time ago. Wondering why anyone still cares.
Posted by: soulpile at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (VTLGo)

Its where they practice for the real wars against us, like the Germans and Italians in Spain before WWII

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:11 PM (eoQWY)

645 Why is Greta using earth killing electricity?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 18, 2021 05:11 PM (r5BVk)

646 Greta likely will do that until she's 30

You mean like the Goth science chick from NCIS?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 05:11 PM (W6ugU)

647 the sex act would kill her on the spot

I accept that challenge!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 18, 2021 05:11 PM (Xrfse)

648 willowed again

Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Xrfse)

649 I never minded getting Rick rolled until now.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Y+l9t)

650 Superman had a child with a human woman, ignoring the fact that the sex act would kill her on the spot, wouldn't the resulting hybrid be only semi-super?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 05:10 PM (KhWBm)

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Yeah, I think "Hancock" probably got that one right

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 18, 2021 05:13 PM (XRi0q)

651 648 Sorry, Beaten by the master.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 18, 2021 05:13 PM (Y+l9t)

652 Gave up western mainstream comics a long time ago. Wondering why anyone still cares.
Posted by: soulpile at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (VTLGo)

I don't think anybody does. DC and Marvel are doing this to get attention at this point. And it works for a few weeks. Then people go back to their Manga or Anime, until the next cry for help.

As a positive, there's some pretty funny videos of these "writers" saying "if you don't like it, then don't buy my comic". Then, 4 months later whining about how nobody is buying these brave, brave statements.

ItsAGundam did a pretty good video yesterday
https://youtu.be/mWfdOTyxwRo

Funny how these gamer/comic guys found an entirely new audience with right leaning audiences - even though they're not necessarily right leaning, just sane. Jeremy at the Quartering, Just Some Guy, Comics Matter...

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 18, 2021 05:14 PM (wAnMi)

653 I guess you can count me in the "They still print Superman comics" camp. I had no idea.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 18, 2021 05:14 PM (QFVV9)

654 true story-

One of the local music clubs was bought out. It usually had metal bands, was a big place, and was great. One night me and a friend decide to hit a few clubs and check out some bands. He says, "hey lets check out the new place and see what they did to it". I agreed. We get into the parking lot, parked the car, and my friend decides to spark up a joint. Sooo, as we were sitting there we see people showing up. One here, 2 there, etc. We start looking and we started to think, hmm, dudes are dressed a little..weird. Then it was "hmm not seeing many chicks walking in, this is a sausage fest". "Hmm that dude is a little flamboyant too". WTF??? Did they turn this into a frigging gay bar??? We watched a little longer, and a car load of people pull up. TITS... I see TITS...shit, they're on a chick that looks like barney rubble. Fuuuuuuck, it IS a damn gay bar. Lets GTF out of here. Moral of the story, I guess it pays to get stoned and watch a new place before you venture in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 05:15 PM (VwHCD)

655 So give me a logical reason to waste an eyeball or eardrum on this dreck.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 18, 2021 05:17 PM (KATBx)

656 Well, Greta looks like she's having fun at least, she always looks so miserable. Probably jacked her up on Ecstasy to get her on the stage though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

657 I'm questioning whose dick is swinging, if it isn't all lies from the get go.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2021 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

He's just a common man

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 05:17 PM (dl6yC)

658 Sounds probable. LOL. I know a gay guy who regularly went to gay bars. I got the impression that the dick swinging was part of the appeal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2021 03:48 PM (ueGNX)

And that's where they should be doing it. Not in truckstops, public parks, or airport bathrooms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 05:19 PM (KhWBm)

659 Nebraska AG is asked by state health official if dr.s can be in legal trouble for prescribing Ivermectin/HCQ.
Nebraska AG nukes FDA and CDC in his response.
https://tinyurl.com/mtdptzwc

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 18, 2021 05:19 PM (DB16e)

660
Like several of his buddies who were street smart, he became a cop.
Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 18, 2021 05:07 PM (HCeRP)
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An old felon told me cops and crooks are two sides of the same coin.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2021 05:19 PM (dl6yC)

661 Kind of amusing that there's someone carrying a sign which says "There's no Planet B" while walking behind a literal space alien.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 03:50 PM (T7iTv)

Heh. Well, Krypton did blow up. But there were always other inhabited planets in the Superman canon. Like Bizarro World. Which now seems saner than ours.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 05:22 PM (KhWBm)

662 After a hard day on the information warfare battlefield what does Sven do for rest and relaxation?>

He applies thermal paste to his PC to see if it cools any better, because it just doesn't get any nerdier than that.

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 05:28 PM (Lzpvj)

663 By the way I went to 1470 west in Dayton as a lad, I was not going to a gay bar to avoid "punch ups" as it were but to drink under age.....

now I am not saying we were allowed to drink underaged to increase the likelihood the adults could score but we were definitely allowed to drink.

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 05:30 PM (Lzpvj)

664 600...
Unfortunately (again) I was waiting for a bus. Had to go pickup my company assigned truck. I couldn't rub 2 nickles together back then.
Posted by: Javems at October 18, 2021 04:59 PM (AmoqO)

Sounds like travelling by bus might be a good time to pack a stun gun or maybe a fistful of stinging nettles to discourage...invasion of privacy.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 18, 2021 05:31 PM (8C7+r)

665 661 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 05:22 PM (KhWBm)

Well Hal Jordan and Oliver "Drama" Queen got into shouting matches because Hal was responsible for over 24,000 planets.....

which is to say "you are fucking retards DC"

Posted by: sven at October 18, 2021 05:31 PM (Lzpvj)

666 Ace is never going to forgive or forget Hollywood for not giving him a job as a screenwriter

Posted by: Kurt at October 18, 2021 05:45 PM (7wVkT)

667 So Kurt the tiny penis is poster 666.

The devil is in the details.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 18, 2021 05:55 PM (haWye)

668 Nope, I don't have to. I'm a rebel. Keep your greta thunwhatever clip, the smug little twit stole my childhood.

Posted by: Joel at October 18, 2021 06:06 PM (ObsW7)

669 I think that the comic book Market is not slanted towards middle aged conservative men

Posted by: Kurt at October 18, 2021 06:15 PM (7wVkT)

670 If the endless gayness of Superman/Batman/James Bond/Sesame St seems like stray voltage, that's because it is.

Jeff Bezos really wants everyone to be debating gay TV characters all day.

Posted by: Swamposphere at October 18, 2021 06:16 PM (LAD0P)

671 The sign, "There's no planet B" is interesting. Do these people actually know Super's background?

Posted by: GeoWash at October 18, 2021 06:53 PM (vnhda)

672 Please accept my apologies for the nerd rage and I realize I'm likely the only one here who even remotely cares about this but :

-I'm pretty sure Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern, had a ring albeit one given to him by a magic lamp, along with his lantern, as opposed to one forged by Oa.

-The Green Lantern Corp power rings' weakness was to the color yellow, not green. Through that weakness was retconed, for a time at least, to being because of a yellow energy parasite infesting the source of the Lantern's power which itself was used to explain why Hal went crazy and became the villain Parallax back in the 90's. And I think they used that to justify removing the yellow Kryptonite factor.

-The Lantern Corp also has been expanded to include far more than just GL's encompassing Blue Lanterns, Yellows, Reds and Oranges each corresponding its own emotion. Making things even more complex to keep straight forward.

-The above is likely why no one reads comics anymore, well a reason at least, since I'm pretty sure nothing I've written makes any sense to anyone not actively interested in the genre.

Posted by: Jkrevin at October 19, 2021 10:44 AM (v0Nna)

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