Mid-Morning Art Thread

Mending The Nets
Winslow Homer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Hey there, CBD!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (mZUr4)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (arJlL)

4 First

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (yrol0)

5 So round. So firm. So FULLY PACKED!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

6 I'm not sure the blue thing is a net.

Forefront girl is a loafer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (LvTSG)

7 Thems birthin hips

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2021 08:31 AM (MxeNo)

8 This guy gets it!

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 18, 2021 08:31 AM (mZUr4)

9 This is what fishermen do from May-June on the docks in Ballard before heading to SE AK for salmon season.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 08:31 AM (U2p+3)

10 That gal in front looks like she has about 75 lbs on Mayor Pete.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

11 D'OH!

Posted by: The REAL Homer at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (flINI)

12 Hey baby. come to Butt-Head.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (VWp7G)

13 Ball of yarn Is in need of a kitten

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

14 I'm not sure how much this will help. They really need a power forward.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (uVQvU)

15 Homer, huh? Never seen this...like it.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)

16 That's one tedious job

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (Yjbgv)

17 But the nets are quite a bit more substantial.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (U2p+3)

18 Making work mittens.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (MzKgG)

19
That's one tedious job
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (Yjbgv)

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Beats picking oakum in the poorhouse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (/U27+)

20 Apricot dress has a Stelter bod

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (flINI)

21 The girl in front is pretty substantial all on her own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (/XOcP)

22 'Constance, what is that ....smell...'

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (0OP+5)

23 Also known as "A View Along the Seine".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (UHVv4)

24 Thinking the blue things are mittens

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (Yjbgv)

25
Quite the caboose on the one in the foreground.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (/U27+)

26 What a wonderful little scene. I like this a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM (DU+/6)

27 The women are making the net to capture George Taylor for their ape masters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (VWp7G)

28 The things we have to do to catch a man around here!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (mD/uy)

29 The lack of boobage is ... disturbing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (flINI)

30 it's interesting, and the detail is fantastic. i like it, but i wouldn't hang, just not something i'd like to see every day.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (8D42x)

31 The sky is *huge* in this, yet there's nothing there. I think it calls for a seagull.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (DU+/6)

32 Hey there, CBD!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (mZUr4)

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

[just kidding. I have coffee, so all's right in the world.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr)

33 The men could at least could have taken the fish guts off the nets before we had to mend them

Posted by: Bruce at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (vd8XM)

34 I like this, but there's something melancholy about it.

Fits my mood today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)

35

I'd hit 'em

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (K2SnJ)

36 The fish really like the baby blue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 08:35 AM (wAnMi)

37 Leather shoes??

Luxury. We had to make do with sabots.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:35 AM (UHVv4)

38 Can they knit computer chips?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (GPwVZ)

39 Leather shoes??

Luxury. We had to make do with sabots.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:35 AM (UHVv4)

Hey, this is America.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)

40 The girl in the front doesn't look like she's mending a net. Look's more like she's making a baby outfit... evidently she's having a boy

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

41 Luxury. We had to make do with sabots.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:35 AM (UHVv4)
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I wept because I had wooden shoes until I met a man with wooden feet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (zTIBG)

42 The girl in front is pretty substantial all on her own.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 08:33 AM

Roomy.

Posted by: H. Lecter at October 18, 2021 08:37 AM (m+jkK)

43 Also known as "The Purl Diver".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)

44 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Colin at October 18, 2021 08:37 AM (QlZTu)

45 Think those two always smell like fish?

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 08:38 AM (gmo/4)

46
The favoured one gets to mends the socks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 08:38 AM (pNxlR)

47 The girl in the front doesn't look like she's mending a net. Look's more like she's making a baby outfit... evidently she's having a boy
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (NpAcC)
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No, she is preparing blue streamers for the nets. She will attach them to the nets after her colleague finishes with each one. The streamers attract more fish to the nets, increasing yields when their husbands take to the waters.

The addition of colored streamers is common in various cultures for the improvement in fish acquisition. The costs of the colored materials is more than offset by increases in production.

Posted by: Fake Aquacultral History, Volume II, 4th Edition at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (DU+/6)

48 >>>Think those two always smell like fish?
Posted by: Archer

Hey, I'm right here!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (VWp7G)

49 But was she a good dribbler?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (e3BA1)

50 Think those two always smell like fish?
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 08:38 AM (gmo/4)

Morning ladies...

Posted by: blind man walking into a fish cannery at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (8D42x)

51 Can they knit computer chips?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2021 08:36 AM (GPwVZ)
*******
Yeah.... for the new car that I am never going to get.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

52 That bench gives way, they're both going into the drink!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (dfRN6)

53
Oh What A Tangled Web - a limerick

There once was a fishwife from Maine
Who thought mending nets was a pain
It's a tedious bore
A monotonous chore
To do it right, you must be in seine!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (5Woea)

54 Mending The Nets

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)

55 Foreground girl appears to be wearing a burlap apron. Martha Stewart approves.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (AwYPR)

56 fat bottomed girls make the fishing world go round

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (Cus5s)

57 Think those two always smell like fish?
Posted by: Archer

Summer's Eve, ladies. Summer's Eve.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)

58 Hey there, CBD!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (mZUr4)

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

[just kidding. I have coffee, so all's right in the world.]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr)

Especially important on these chilly early Fall days

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (mZUr4)

59 Luxury. We had to make do with sabots.

Yeah, the rifled slugs are better. Wait, this isn't that thread? Sorry.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (nfrXX)

60 Making a goal for the team.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (0OP+5)

61 Think those two always smell like fish?
Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 08:38 AM (gmo/4)

Serious question - is the snizz supposed to have a fishy smell? Is that healthy? Or is this one of those jokes that everyone knows but nobody knows why it is?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (2JVJo)

62 We had wooden feet too until the mill owner had them cut off to the stumps to stop the recalcitrant from throwing their wooden feet into works in favour of higher wages! He called it "footage"!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)

63
This is what fishermen did throughout the winter months on Lake Superior one hundred years ago ~~do from May-June on the docks in Ballard~~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (pNxlR)

64 "The favoured one gets to mends the socks."

And is subsequently fed to Cetus.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (Ectld)

65 Ugly shoes. No sense of style.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

66 Isn't Mayor Pete (buttplug) rather short.
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Here is his handle
And here is his spout!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (UHVv4)

67 Great painting.

Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (TdMsT)

68 Which one's Brandy?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (BFigT)

69 "Summer's Eve, ladies. Summer's Eve."

Not just for ladies, you know.

Posted by: Petey Butt-Gigger at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (Ectld)

70 I don't like this composition, they should be facing the sea.

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (aENAX)

71 No, she is preparing blue streamers for the nets. She will attach them to the nets after her colleague finishes with each one. The streamers attract more fish to the nets, increasing yields when their husbands take to the waters.

Hubby is down trying to bang Brandy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (OCTRt)

72 I thought the one woman was spanking the other woman until I enlarged the photo.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (1ais2)

73 "I thought the one woman was spanking the other woman until I enlarged the photo."

That's after they make the sexy underwear.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 08:43 AM (Ectld)

74 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Talisman Bill at October 18, 2021 08:43 AM (vgEoS)

75 >>>I thought the one woman was spanking the other woman until I enlarged the photo.
Posted by: Thesokorus

Hawt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 08:43 AM (bkUtD)

76
The one actually mending the net holds the shuttle for doing so in her right hand.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (pNxlR)

77 I don't like this composition, they should be facing the sea.
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (aENAX)
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Probably sick of the sea.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

78 Winslow's a Pat fan

he such a fucking Homer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (us2H3)

79 Isn't someone going to analyze this work for us? What does it all mean?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (AwYPR)

80 Is the sky yellow? Or are they seated with their backs leaning on a wall?

Posted by: Iris at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (DibdT)

81 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Miklos, getting nowhere fast at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (5t43r)

82 Life long republican who always voted Democrat Colin Powell will not be down for breakfast
Posted by: Talisman Bill at October 18, 2021 08:43 AM (vgEoS)

Just saw that. RIP anyway.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 18, 2021 08:44 AM (wAnMi)

83 Homer was well-known for his knot-ical paintings.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:45 AM (5Woea)

84 It's an allegory. The Face of Death is in the basket hanging on the wall.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:45 AM (UHVv4)

85 Homer was well-known for his knot-ical paintings.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:45 AM (5Woea)
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*groan*

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:45 AM (DU+/6)

86 >>>Homer was well-known for his knot-ical paintings.
Posted by: Muldoon

They survived the sands of time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 08:46 AM (bkUtD)

87 The one actually mending the net holds the shuttle for doing so in her right hand.
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And her other hand is on a cock??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (UHVv4)

88 85 Homer was well-known for his knot-ical paintings.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:45 AM (5Woea)

fraid not

Posted by: Homer at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (us2H3)

89 Just waiting for 100, so I can share medical news.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (2JVJo)

90 Those ladies look like they're stocking up on fishnets, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (5Woea)

91 Some background:

Originally titled Far Away from Billingsgate, this watercolor was later renamed Mending the Nets after Homer scratched away the scenery behind the two engaged in the title activity.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (bDqIh)

92 Mending The Nets

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM (pmW6q)

93 Nice painting. Background could have used a little work. The color just kind of runs out. The cobblestone continues but it's pretty blah colored.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM (2NHgQ)

94
They were thankful that they were not assigned to be cork soakers for their work that day. The smell of creosote was dashedly difficult to get out of one's hair.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM (pNxlR)

95 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM (0OP+5)

96 There's a hole in your fishnet, dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in your fishnet, dear Liza, a hole

Burma Shave!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM (5Woea)

97 From WikiArt:

Homer often turned to watercolor when he traveled, including during the period he spent in the fishing village of Cullercoats, England. Originally titled Far Away from Billingsgate, this watercolor was later renamed Mending the Nets after Homer scratched away the scenery behind the two engaged in the title activity. The simplicity of the local lifestyle appealed to his interest and gave him a new selection of genre subjects loosely related to his increasing interest in marine scenes. The high level of detail in the work, especially in the figures' hair and the fishing net, evidences Homer's great skill with the difficult medium. The women wear tattered clothes and are focused on their work, a sharp contrast to Homer's earlier compositions of genteel women often engaged in recreational activities.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

98 Originally titled Far Away from Billingsgate, this watercolor was later renamed Mending the Nets after Homer scratched away the scenery behind the two engaged in the title activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (bDqIh)

Billingsgate was a London fish market. So are these girls supposed to be English? Perhaps it's the coast of Cornwall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (2JVJo)

99 100

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (fVJPF)

100 Originally titled Far Away from Billingsgate, this watercolor was later renamed Mending the Nets after Homer scratched away the scenery behind the two engaged in the title activity.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2021 08:47 AM (bDqIh)
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Probably felt that the Martian war machines didn't add anything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (zTIBG)

101 Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)

The horde mind is real, and dirty.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 08:50 AM (pmW6q)

102 99 100
Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (fVJPF)

Wad status: Blown early

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Look's more like she's making a baby outfit... evidently she's having a boy
Posted by: redridinghood

Prototype ultrasound results?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (mD/uy)

104 Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

Cullercoats is in the northeast of England. I was wrong, yet again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (2JVJo)

105 She is a hippy girl.

Would hang.

Posted by: fluffy at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (V+73z)

106 Powell dies of complications from an unnamed virus of unknown origin.

I assume the complication was a vaccination.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (pmW6q)

107 Prototype ultrasound results?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (mD/uy)
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They had to use tuning forks back then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (zTIBG)

108 mending the nets will be un Irving

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (us2H3)

109 Prototype ultrasound results?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (mD/uy)
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Ja. Ze "Ultrasound" movement in mine Germany was known for ze driving bass lines that could reveal the babygender even before birth.

Posted by: German dude into weird German music at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (DU+/6)

110 I have so far resisted the temptation to search up "hot nuns spanking each other" but the day is young and the devil is real and working in power.

Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (1ais2)

111 69 "Summer's Eve, ladies. Summer's Eve."

Not just for ladies, you know.
Posted by: Petey Butt-Gigger at October 18, 2021 08:42 AM (Ectld)

Has anyone seen the ads for 'Lume'? It's a deodorant for - ahem - ALL parts of your body.

https://tinyurl.com/yz7omcsr

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (cF8AT)

112 Colin Powell had a massive co-morbidity: multiple myeloma, or blood cancer.

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

113 C. Powell - apparently the rare, breakthrough, and mild case of the rona wasn't. He was 84 though. RIP General

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (mD/uy)

114 Serious question. I am not a wordsmith. How would you answer this - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

Since I would be subjected to the Pfizer vax, they'll say that there aren't fetal cells in the vaccine...they'll ignore the fact that they were used in it's development/testing.

It's fine to address things other than abortion.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (nR2nR)

115 Posted by: Fake Aquacultral History, Volume II, 4th Edition at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (DU+/6)

Thanks; that's fun.

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (fVJPF)

116 you can say what you want about Powell but at least he didn't like Trump

so he's a good guy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (us2H3)

117 "Ultrasound" could reveal the babygender even before birth.

Not too well till 26 weeks

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (RHGPo)

118 So -

About a month and a half ago I mentioned that I had been having a burning / stabbing pain in my chest from under the left breast to the sternum, coming and going. I was checked out at the ER, who thought it was shingles.

My PCP sent me to a cardiologist and a neurologist for a checkup, as well. The verdict is that (surprisingly) nothing is wrong with me, and that most likely I pinched a nerve and just need to ride it out. Since the pain has been fading, I guess that's what I will do, but I told the neurologist I'd check in again if it didn't go away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (2JVJo)

119 115 Posted by: Fake Aquacultral History, Volume II, 4th Edition at October 18, 2021 08:39 AM (DU+/6)

Thanks; that's fun.
Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (fVJPF)

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Joe is a treasure and must never leave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (LvTSG)

120 Women and fishnets make me hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (ifUkZ)

121 >>> you can say what you want about Powell but at least he didn't like Trump

so he's a good guy
Posted by: REDACTED

He LOVED Barack Obama, so you know Powell is a good guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (bkUtD)

122 "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

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Does "F--- Off" work?

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (sX1BW)

123 31 The sky is *huge* in this, yet there's nothing there. I think it calls for a seagull.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:34 AM (DU+/6)

Or a happy little tree.

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (fVJPF)

124 Jordan Rachel
@TheJordanRachel

SUPPLY CHAIN UPDATE

https://tinyurl.com/tkejj6br

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

125 122 "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

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Does "F--- Off" work?
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 08:54 AM (sX1BW)

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It's a horse dewormer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

126 @AbeGreenwald

New York now has more than double Florida's rate of new COVID cases per 100,000.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)

127 95 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:48 AM
Dang. I forget to set my altimeter before taking off. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Now it's Jimmy Buffet in my head rest of the day.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (0OP+5)

128 Serious question. I am not a wordsmith. How would you answer this - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Forget the fetal line objection. Go straight for the 'my religious beliefs' insist "it's the Mark of the Beast".

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (mD/uy)

129 An upstate New Yorker bearing an uncanny resemblance to Brian Laundrie had a rude awakening when US Marshals on the hunt for the fugitive pulled their guns on him during a nap on the Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (RHGPo)

130 Prototype ultrasound results?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:51 AM (mD/uy)
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They had to use tuning forks back then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:52 AM (zTIBG)

Specially-trained dolphins. With soothing voices and reassuring bedside manner.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (P4LRL)

131 I wept because I had wooden shoes until I met a man with wooden feet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

*****

I wept because I had wooden feet until I met a man with wooden feet and termites.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (5Woea)

132 Ali Harbi Ali did something to someone

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (us2H3)

133 Specially-trained dolphins. With soothing voices and reassuring bedside manner.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (P4LRL)
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Just don't get the rapey ones.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (zTIBG)

134 100 comment rule violators...This is CBD's border...there will be enforcement!

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)

135 Think it's rather presumptuous of Homer to idenify their gender, no? These may in fact be prostate owners, did he even ask for their pronouns?

CANCELLED!

Posted by: Minitrue at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (bDqIh)

136 Music trivia:
"Everlasting Love" is the only song to be a Billboard Top 40 hit in each of four consecutive decades.
1967: Robert Knight
1974: Carl Carlton
1981: Rex Smith/Rachel Sweet
1995: Gloria Estefan

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (DU+/6)

137 Former Iranian president Mahmoud Imadinnerjacket forced to leave UAE - report

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

138 About a month and a half ago I mentioned that I had been having a burning / stabbing pain in my chest from under the left breast to the sternum, coming and going. I was checked out at the ER, who thought it was shingles.

My PCP sent me to a cardiologist and a neurologist for a checkup, as well. The verdict is that (surprisingly) nothing is wrong with me, and that most likely I pinched a nerve and just need to ride it out. Since the pain has been fading, I guess that's what I will do, but I told the neurologist I'd check in again if it didn't go away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Could be Lupus.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (mD/uy)

139 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (nR2nR)

It depends. I know some here have used the "Mark of the Beast" objection; specifically the requirement that you cannot work in various fields or go into certain shops or restaurants or other businesses without the shot, and that no earthly commerce or employment is worth risking your immortal soul.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (2JVJo)

140

Needs some kittens eating fish scraps and playing with yarn...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at October 18, 2021 08:58 AM (MWKC4)

141 These two are earning their fourteen dollars the hard way...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2021 08:58 AM (y7KuV)

142 I wept because I had wooden feet until I met a man with wooden feet and termites.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (5Woea)

...who wept until he met a man with wooden balls and carpenter bees.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 08:59 AM (VwHCD)

143 Serious question. I am not a wordsmith. How would you answer this - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Forget the fetal line objection. Go straight for the 'my religious beliefs' insist "it's the Mark of the Beast".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2021

***
Or try something on the order of "Manipulation of a person's God-given RNA or DNA is usurping the role of the Creator. Replacing faith in God with faith in humanity is idolatry; and idolaters will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 08:59 AM (/XOcP)

144 132 Ali Harbi Ali did something to someone
Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (us2H3)

He stabbed a man a dozen times.
And when he saw what he had done
At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 08:59 AM (fVJPF)

145 It's fine to address things other than abortion.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (nR2nR)

Tell them you are a Muslim and that the vaccine was developed in part by Jews, and that it is against your religion to have any association with them. You can quote the Koran for extra credit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 08:59 AM (Q9lwr)

146 - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

Archbishop responsible for military says objection can be based on violation of conscience. Does not need to stand on abortion issue.

Barnhardt believes its a violation of 5th commandment, and self harm.

https://tinyurl.com/53cprw

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:00 AM (BqBIh)

147 Serious question. I am not a wordsmith. How would you answer this - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement.

******

Borrow a line from Jackie Chiles: "It's an infringement on my constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:00 AM (5Woea)

148 It's a horse dewormer.
--------------------------------
They're giving it to animals at the San Diego Zoo, including skunks. I demand medicine made only for humans!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 18, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)

149 ***
Or try something on the order of "Manipulation of a person's God-given RNA or DNA is usurping the role of the Creator. Replacing faith in God with faith in humanity is idolatry; and idolaters will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven."

......................

you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore.

Posted by: Taggart at October 18, 2021 09:00 AM (2cfUo)

150 Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Now it's Jimmy Buffet in my head rest of the day.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (0OP+5)

And you've put that earworm in my head now, too!

https://youtu.be/37KXOCs9bQk

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:00 AM (mZUr4)

151 I already filed a religious exemption with my company and have not heard anything back. I actually hope they either reject it or insist on a company-wide mandate, because then I could quit a lot sooner than December 31st.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:01 AM (2JVJo)

152 Tell them you are a Muslim and that the vaccine was developed in part by Jews, and that it is against your religion to have any association with them. You can quote the Koran for extra credit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 08:59 AM (Q9lwr)

Pretty sure lying is a sin, unless you're a Muslim, so I'll go a different route.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (nR2nR)

153 New York now has more than double Florida's rate of new COVID cases per 100,000.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)

Because there are no bike lanes on 5th Ave. in midtown.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (Q9lwr)

154 Music trivia:
"Everlasting Love" is the only song to be a Billboard Top 40 hit in each of four consecutive decades.
1967: Robert Knight
1974: Carl Carlton
1981: Rex Smith/Rachel Sweet
1995: Gloria Estefan
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (DU+/6)

Pretty good version by U2:
https://youtu.be/xpbGEdMuF10

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (mZUr4)

155 Serious question. I am not a wordsmith. How would you answer this - "Please describe the nature of your objection to the COVID-19 vaccination requirement. "

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
-
Tell them the vax contains pig fat and you're a Muslim. Then threaten to saw off their heads if they don't leave you alone. Works for me!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (e3BA1)

156 . . . you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore.
Posted by: Taggart at October 18, 2021

***
Twenty-dollar? You insult me, sir. Nothing less than $500/night buys me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)

157 Aloha snackbar!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (U2p+3)

158 Good morning, nurse!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:03 AM (2JVJo)

159 Lying is not a sin.
Bearing false witness is

If a Nazi asks you 'Are you hiding Jews in your house ?'
you can lie.

When your wife asks if she looks fat.. you can lie

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:03 AM (BqBIh)

160 I already filed a religious exemption with my company and have not heard anything back. I actually hope they either reject it or insist on a company-wide mandate, because then I could quit a lot sooner than December 31st.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021

***
Why quit? Let 'em fire you. You might be able to collect unemployment that way. You for sure won't if you quit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:03 AM (/XOcP)

161 Music trivia:
"Everlasting Love" is the only song to be a Billboard Top 40 hit in each of four consecutive decades.
1967: Robert Knight
1974: Carl Carlton
1981: Rex Smith/Rachel Sweet
1995: Gloria Estefan
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (DU+/6)

I always liked Carl Carlton's "She's A Bad Mama Jama".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2021 09:03 AM (y7KuV)

162 Morn' all I was shocked to see Colin Powell died of covid

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2021 09:04 AM (RLGan)

163 Look's more like she's making a baby outfit... evidently she's having a boy
Posted by: redridinghood

Prototype ultrasound results?
Posted by: Tonypete

Too bad there wasn't a dog & cat in the picture. They we could have claim that the lab results of the cat scan said it was a boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)

164 Hello Mr Poppins!

Today is the first day of vaccine enforcement in WA state. I wonder how many people are out of a job.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (U2p+3)

165
New York now has more than double Florida's rate of new COVID cases per 100,000.
Posted by: Tami

New York! New York!
It's one hell of a state!
The elder care is murd'rous,
But the COVID is great!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (pNxlR)

166 Nothing ever happens here in Galilee...

Posted by: Church Easter musical at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (jYQlA)

167 Why quit? Let 'em fire you. You might be able to collect unemployment that way. You for sure won't if you quit.

Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (BqBIh)

168 Twenty-dollar? You insult me, sir. Nothing less than $500/night buys me!

My check's good though, right?

Posted by: Jerry S. at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (nfrXX)

169 "Has anyone seen the ads for 'Lume'? It's a deodorant for - ahem - ALL parts of your body."

Yes. The people doing the ads are from Studio C, a mormon sketch comedy group on Youtube. Pretty disturbing making the leap from the clean comedy to the uncomfortable ads.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (Ectld)

170
I wonder how many people are out of a job.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Out of a jab? Out of a job!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (pNxlR)

171 153 New York now has more than double Florida's rate of new COVID cases per 100,000.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 08:55 AM (cF8AT)

Because there are no bike lanes on 5th Ave. in midtown.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:02 AM (Q9lwr)

Their recent infection curve is later, that's all. All of the peaks are about 2 months. It's like there is a pattern to it.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (hlrbn)

172 Morn' all I was shocked to see Colin Powell died of covid

-------------

Covid complications. So maybe it was Covid. Who knows. I don't believe anything the media reports regarding Covid.

For many of us, Powell was a very influential figure for most of our adult lives even though he only held two positions.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (sX1BW)

173 " Lying is not a sin.
Bearing false witness is"

Six things doth the Lord hate. Yea, seven are an abomination.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:08 AM (Ectld)

174 I see Powell passed away, I'd like to take this moment to properly grie- ok I'm done!

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (hQVBP)

175 We still dont know what killed Hank Aaron, right ?

just weeks after his shot....

Some questions are best left unanswered I guess

Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (BqBIh)

176 >>Covid complications. So maybe it was Covid. Who knows. I don't believe anything the media reports regarding Covid.

A.K.A. a shitty immune system.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (hlrbn)

177 I wept because I had wooden shoes until I met a man with wooden feet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

*****

I wept because I had wooden feet until I met a man with wooden feet and termites.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (5Woea)

***

I wept because I had wooden feet until I met a man with wooden feet and termites walking through a forest fire.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (flINI)

178 Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (BqBIh)
++++
I assume that the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader's tour bus is going to break down outside my house today and they'll be so grateful to me for taking them in and letting them use the phone that they'll all blow me before I turn in for the night.

Doesn't mean it's true, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (DU+/6)

179 Wastin' away inna goddadavitaville...

Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2021 09:10 AM (taPSh)

180 Why quit? Let 'em fire you. You might be able to collect unemployment that way. You for sure won't if you quit.

Don't know how my company is going to handle it, since that's above my pay grade. I just work until fish or cut bait time comes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:10 AM (2JVJo)

181 @TruAmericanGal1

I'm sorry, what??

https://tinyurl.com/ygrdl6vo

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

182 Up in the attic of the church I worked in the bell tower.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 09:10 AM (Yjbgv)

183 Say something nice about the dead - Colin Powell was a better SoS than both Hillary Clinton and John Kerry.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:11 AM (hlrbn)

184 Somebody please make it stop!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete's Chapped Nipples at October 18, 2021 09:11 AM (cTqLg)

185 Grambling University is canceling classes after 2 shootings in the past week. Funny how some school shootings get covered and other don't.

Also, I'm pretty sure there were in a gun free zone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 09:11 AM (UuD2k)

186 This is a rather soothing image. The young women (fishermen's wives or daughters?) performing a mundane task utilizing their knitting skills are able to do a chore sitting down, quietly. Much women's work back then was on their feet. And the mild, varied earth colors of yellow and brown are relaxing, nothing to distract their attention or the viewers'. Even the skin tones reflect the browns and yellows used in the background, nets and the stone work. I get no sense of sound, just the visual. It is relaxing.

The blending of the limited color scheme and the worn quality of the nets reminds me of Andrew Wyeth. That's a good thing.

Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2021 09:11 AM (7EjX1)

187 @disclosetv 8m

JUST IN - Health Minister Spahn announces the end of the pandemic state of emergency in #Germany (BILD)

"This ends a state of emergency that has existed since March 28, 2020, and thus for almost 19 months," Spahn said. The parliament still has to confirm the decision.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

188 Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021

***
If they want you to sign something that states that, don't sign and don't resign. Then lawyer up. Unlike issues about the face diapers, there are probably labor lawyers out there who'd love a case like this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:12 AM (/XOcP)

189 Greetings:

Are we sure that they aren't the reasons why their menfolk fish ???

Posted by: 11B40 at October 18, 2021 09:12 AM (uuklp)

190 One's caught a man, the other is going to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:12 AM (W6ugU)

191 Covid complications. So maybe it was Covid. Who knows. I don't believe anything the media reports regarding Covid.

For many of us, Powell was a very influential figure for most of our adult lives even though he only held two positions.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (sX1BW)

He had Parkinson's and blood cancer (leaving him with virtually no immune system). Covid was probably the least of his problems.

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:13 AM (cF8AT)

192 @TruAmericanGal1
I'm sorry, what??

https://tinyurl.com/ygrdl6vo
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)
++++
In the future (that is, the present), everyone in TV is Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:13 AM (DU+/6)

193 Ok, so my lack of vaccination is responsible for decades of socialism's failures finally coming to a head. GTK.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 09:14 AM (cTqLg)

194 > For many of us, Powell was a very influential figure for most of our adult lives even though he only held two positions.

Vertical and now horizontal?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2021 09:14 AM (BFigT)

195 I assume the complication was a vaccination.

Vaccinated twice, apparently, just to be sure they got him.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2021 09:15 AM (DMQdU)

196 He had Parkinson's and blood cancer (leaving him with virtually no immune system). Covid was probably the least of his problems.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:13 AM (cF8AT)

so why get vaxxed ?

what was he clinging to ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2021 09:16 AM (us2H3)

197 "Ok, so my lack of vaccination is responsible for decades of socialism's failures finally coming to a head."

On the plus side, Biden is successfully making us Venezuela.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:16 AM (Ectld)

198 Colin Powell you served well in Vietnam and Desert Storm. Rest in Peace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:16 AM (W6ugU)

199 Octogenarian cancer sufferer dies in relative chronologic proximity to a reported positive COVID-19 PCR test on a deep nasal swab with unreported cycle threshold an unspecified length of time after receiving an mRNA based COVID vaccine series. Get vaccinated and/or this too could be your fate.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:16 AM (5Woea)

200 @TPostMillennial

"Let's go Brandon" all the way from Germany

https://tinyurl.com/yexbz57j

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:16 AM (cF8AT)

201 UST IN - Health Minister Spahn announces the end of the pandemic state of emergency in #Germany (BILD)

"This ends a state of emergency that has existed since March 28, 2020, and thus for almost 19 months," Spahn said. The parliament still has to confirm the decision.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

"SPAAAAAAHN!!"

- James Tiberius Fauci

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2021 09:17 AM (dfRN6)

202 Seven hours more until I can get out of here.

Only 2.5 until lunch, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP)

203 I assume the complication was a vaccination.

Also he had cancer and Parkinson's. But gotta get teh "covid" word in there to scare the Karens.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:17 AM (ZGrMX)

204 He had Parkinson's and blood cancer (leaving him with virtually no immune system). Covid was probably the least of his problems.

If you've got leukemia, why would you take a chance on an actual vaccine, let alone a blood clot shot?

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2021 09:18 AM (DMQdU)

205 "But gotta get teh "covid" word in there to scare the Karens."

I think the target is black people.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:18 AM (Ectld)

206 what was he clinging to ?
---------------------------
Wife!

Posted by: chairman xi at October 18, 2021 09:19 AM (UHVv4)

207 @DrewHLive 30m

DALLAS TX: Many Southwest employees continue to gather in front of the South West headquarters to protest the airline vaccine mandate

https://tinyurl.com/ye9xj9qt

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (cF8AT)

208 That's one tedious job
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 08:32 AM (Yjbgv)

----------

Beats picking oakum in the poorhouse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Beats being a bum guarding a dumpster !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (arJlL)

209 According to his family, he died of #COVID19 despite being vaccinated twice.

The science is clear: he needed a booster.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (DMQdU)

210 "DALLAS TX: Many Southwest employees continue to gather in front of the South West headquarters to protest the airline vaccine mandate:"

More bad weather.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (Ectld)

211 Life long republican who always voted Democrat Colin Powell will not be down for breakfast
Posted by: Talisman Bill at October 18, 2021 08:43 AM (vgEoS)

Just saw that. RIP anyway.
Posted by: clutch cargo -

Read a slew of online comments celebrating his death. Not a fan of the man but to devolve to that level of hate? I know the progtards excel in that area but I don't give them much credit for rational thought. Sad.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (+qa2x)

212 Beats being a bum guarding a dumpster !
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (arJlL)

This, too, is the story of John Kasich.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:21 AM (2JVJo)

213 Pete and Chasten Buttigieg should not feel disheartened. Perhaps one out of six healthy normal women struggle to successfully breast feed.

If they DO choose to persist in their efforts, I recommend Bag Balm™ for cracking and chafing.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:21 AM (5Woea)

214 Octogenarian cancer sufferer dies in relative chronologic proximity to a reported positive COVID-19 PCR test on a deep nasal swab with unreported cycle threshold an unspecified length of time after receiving an mRNA based COVID vaccine series. Get vaccinated and/or this too could be your fate.
Posted by: Muldoon

That doesn't rhyme !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)

215 "Read a slew of online comments celebrating his death."

I'm for the death of all globalists and betrayers. He despised us. I am willing to return the favor.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:22 AM (Ectld)

216 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like two of the three Butt sisters, Ima and Urra, and they are gossiping about their sister Sheesa who ran off last Spring with a clown from the travelling carnie.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:22 AM (axyOa)

217 214 Octogenarian cancer sufferer dies in relative chronologic proximity to a reported positive COVID-19 PCR test on a deep nasal swab with unreported cycle threshold an unspecified length of time after receiving an mRNA based COVID vaccine series. Get vaccinated and/or this too could be your fate.
Posted by: Muldoon

That doesn't rhyme !
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)

LOL! JT!

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:22 AM (cF8AT)

218 Colin was in Vietnam and Desert Storm then turned to the Dark side of the force

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 09:22 AM (Yjbgv)

219 I may be wrong, but Colin Powell sort of made the JCOS position seem relevant. I know Leahy and Bradley served in those roles, but Leahy was during WW2 and of course Bradley's name was built during the same war. Personally, I think it is a useless position and should be eliminated.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (sX1BW)

220 I never liked Colin Powell, but he was nothing but a useless seat warmer at any point in his life. No sense getting worked into a lather about him... I'm surprised people are hating on him, but hey, tweeters gotta tweet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (cTqLg)

221 Read a slew of online comments celebrating his death.

That's the problem with being a turncoat, your new "allies" on the Left still blame you for Teh Bushitler(tm) Bombing Brown Babies.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (ZGrMX)

222 It says so many uncomplimentary things about Powerll's family that they are using his passing to score cheap points.

Don't think even Faulkner could have thought of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (W6ugU)

223
RIP General Powell. Our country would have been better off had you merely been a paper pusher toiling away in the bowels of the Pentagon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (pNxlR)

224 I wish Simon would catch some fish, instead of bringing me these broken nets!

Posted by: Simon Peter's Put Upon Wife at October 18, 2021 09:23 AM (ufFY8)

225 Thick ankles!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (4I/2K)

226 Read a slew of online comments celebrating his death. Not a fan of the man but to devolve to that level of hate? I know the progtards excel in that area but I don't give them much credit for rational thought. Sad.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid at October 18, 2021 09:20 AM (+qa2x)

He was 84. He lived a full life. He died as shall we all. Maybe it's because I'm 29 but I find it amusing to watch all of these people who seem to think that they can become immortal if only they obey hard enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (nR2nR)

227 CHICAGO (AP) -- Actor Jussie Smollett was indicted Tuesday for a second time on charges of lying to police about a racist and anti-gay attack he allegedly staged on himself in downtown Chicago, renewing a divisive criminal case that drew worldwide attention last year.

The indictment came from a special prosecutor who was appointed after Cook County prosecutors dropped the same charges last March.

https://tinyurl.com/yhpybc7y

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (cF8AT)

228 Pete and Chasten Buttigieg

If you name a boy "Chasten", is there any chance he *doesn't* turn out gheyer than Obama in a bathhouse?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)

229 228 Pete and Chasten Buttigieg

If you name a boy "Chasten", is there any chance he *doesn't* turn out gheyer than Obama in a bathhouse?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

What about Jeeves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

230 "You never see my husband doing this type of work," the net mender hissed, with a snare on her lips!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (5Woea)

231 Powell did his job, right up until he got SecState.

Should never have done that.

Bradley was a shit general, would have been canned had it not been for Monty.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (8erNz)

232 133 Specially-trained dolphins. With soothing voices and reassuring bedside manner.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 08:56 AM (P4LRL)
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Just don't get the rapey ones.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 18, 2021 08:57 AM (zTIBG)

There is a Carl Hiassen book where the bad guys get raped to death a roadside petting zoo dolphin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (yrol0)

233 If you name a boy "Chasten", is there any chance he *doesn't* turn out gheyer than Obama in a bathhouse?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

What about Jeeves?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

Still going with Neal

Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (FJYfm)

234 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like two of the three Butt sisters, Ima and Urra, and they are gossiping about their sister Sheesa who ran off last Spring with a clown from the travelling carnie.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:22 AM (axyOa)

Bomp, bomp, bobba domp!

https://youtu.be/qAcmDkPa1VE

No question!!

Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021 09:26 AM (mZUr4)

235 Colin Powell got the Soldier's Medal* in Vietnam when the helicopter he was in crashed. He went back into the wreck to pull three others out.

*The Soldier's Medal is the highest award for acts of heroism in a Non-Combat situation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:26 AM (W6ugU)

236 And here comes the first batch of files for the day. See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:26 AM (2JVJo)

237 Bradley was a shit general, would have been canned had it not been for Monty.

-----------------

I'm not the biggest Bradley fan, but he was an active general in a military offensive that is largely seen as nothing but a successful one.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)

238 233 Still going with Neal
Posted by: Wally at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (FJYfm)

==========

Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... NEIL!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)

239 Bradley was a shit general, would have been canned had it not been for Monty.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 09:25 AM (8erNz)

I'm guessing most generals are shit generals. There are way too many of them for it to be otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:27 AM (nR2nR)

240 I may be wrong, but Colin Powell sort of made the JCOS position seem relevant. I know Leahy and Bradley served in those roles, but Leahy was during WW2 and of course Bradley's name was built during the same war. Personally, I think it is a useless position and should be eliminated.
Posted by: SH (Non-Expert)

Along with 15 and a half of the SEVENTEEN Intelligence Agencies !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:27 AM (arJlL)

241 235 Colin Powell got the Soldier's Medal* in Vietnam when the helicopter he was in crashed. He went back into the wreck to pull three others out.

*The Soldier's Medal is the highest award for acts of heroism in a Non-Combat situation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:26 AM (W6ugU)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:27 AM (fVJPF)

242 It's chest and triceps day!

But it's also "get my car towed to a shop to get a new starter motor" day.

Good relationship with the owner of the gym, which is where the car is currently "resting comfortably"... Trying to decide to workout before or after I get the car towed.

(thinking)

GAINZ first!!1! Probably only 3-4 exercises today, so it'll be a quick-ish workout.

The plan -- pyramid 45/55/65lbs dumb bells for the chest press, trying to get sets of 12. Then grab some 25lbs and do a burnout set. Then do another type of press (shoulder, decline, or incline), then do a tricep exercise (assisted dips or pulldowns, or both). Then get towed like a boss.

Posted by: Arch Stanton at October 18, 2021 09:27 AM (fM2PW)

243 Phillips is a highly decorated Navy leader with a long list of accomplishments and is highly respected by everyone gCaptain has interviewed. She was head of the Navys Climate Change Task Force and is a highly sought after consultant on climate security issues. She holds an MBA. She was chairman of a local government Sea Level Rise Preparedness and Resilience project. She once captained a Navy warship. The appointment looks great on paper except for one kinda big problem.

This is not a warship position.

Its a commercial shipping appointment and she has zero experience aboard any commercial ships.

She does not even have experience leading navy military sealift ships.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 09:28 AM (yrol0)

244 A Boy Named Sue...Johnny Cash.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:28 AM (dHB/y)

245 >>>Actor Jussie Smollett was indicted Tuesday for a second time on charges of lying to police about a racist and anti-gay attack he allegedly staged on himself in downtown Chicago, renewing a divisive criminal case that drew worldwide attention last year.

Now do Bubba Wallace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 09:30 AM (VWp7G)

246 Actor Jussie Smollett was indicted Tuesday for a second time on charges of lying to police about a racist and anti-gay attack he allegedly staged on himself in downtown Chicago, renewing a divisive criminal case that drew worldwide attention last year.
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (cF8AT)

So... anybody gonna eat that sandwich? No?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 18, 2021 09:30 AM (P4LRL)

247 From WikiArt:

Homer often turned to watercolor

I thought Homer often turned to the Iliad

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 09:30 AM (gmo/4)

248 Now do Bubba Wallace.

You can with a foot long Subway...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:30 AM (W6ugU)

249 90th Psalm KJV

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:30 AM (5Woea)

250 >>>I'm not the biggest Bradley fan, but he was an active general in a military offensive that is largely seen as nothing but a successful one.
Posted by: SH

And for the most part, he let Patton be Patton.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (VWp7G)

251 Bomp, bomp, bobba domp!

https://youtu.be/qAcmDkPa1VE

No question!!
Posted by: Doof at October 18, 2021

***
"Ya take yer average caveman . . . sittin' in his cave . . . listenin' to his stereo . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (/XOcP)

252 Octogenarian cancer sufferer dies in relative chronologic proximity to a reported positive COVID-19 PCR test on a deep nasal swab with unreported cycle threshold an unspecified length of time after receiving an mRNA based COVID vaccine series. Get vaccinated and/or this too could be your fate.
Posted by: Muldoon

Mrs. Sock laughed harder at that then most of your limericks.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (+qa2x)

253 From WikiArt:

Homer often turned to watercolor

I thought Homer often turned to the Iliad

or donuts

Doh!

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (gmo/4)

254 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (W6ugU)

255 Homer often turned to watercolor

I thought Homer often turned to the Iliad
Posted by: Archer

Turning his back on Marge......

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

256 If you name a boy "Chasten", is there any chance he *doesn't* turn out gheyer than Obama in a bathhouse?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:24 AM (ZGrMX)

You often read letters adopted kids write to their birth mothers long after they become adults. Thanks you for a chance, thank you for life, etc. In this case I'm sensing a real possibility of a "you miserable M'fer, you should have killed us in the womb, thanks for nothing you piece of shit".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 09:32 AM (VwHCD)

257 Homer often turned to watercolor

I thought Homer often turned to the Iliad

****

Homer always turned to donuts and Duff Beer. D'oh!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:32 AM (5Woea)

258 Get vaccinated and/or this too could be your fate.
Posted by: Muldoon

That doesn't rhyme !
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)
***

Get vaccinated
Or do not it is your choice
Fate takes many roads.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:32 AM (axyOa)

259 I like this, from the previous thread:

516 RIP General. You were not my favorite person.
Posted by: Thesokorus at October 18, 2021 08:24 AM (1ais2)

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:32 AM (fVJPF)

260 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

At least they don't carp about it !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:33 AM (arJlL)

261 Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021

***

We'll ALL be Milton Waddams

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 09:33 AM (flINI)

262 Nothin' but net, JT.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:34 AM (Ectld)

263 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

At least they don't carp about it !
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021

***
Hmf. Exceedingly piscine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:34 AM (/XOcP)

264 516 RIP General. You were not my favorite person.

-------------

But he wasn't my least favorite either. In the end, he was nothing more than an advisor.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 09:34 AM (sX1BW)

265 You gonna make a mackerel out of this aren't you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:35 AM (W6ugU)

266 Get vaccinated
Or do not it is your choice
Fate takes many roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

Some of them dirt.

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

267 Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021

Can I keep my slingline stapler?

Posted by: Milton at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

268 A.K.A. a shitty immune system.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (hlrbn)

Powell was 84 and had multiple myeloma. The idea that Covid killed him is moronic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (Q9lwr)

269 198 Colin Powell you served well in Vietnam and Desert Storm. Rest in Peace.
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Anna, in Vietnam he was the Division Investigating Officer of My Lai. In Desert Storm he penned a WAPO editorial stating that the plan for Kuwait would not work and would result in vast casualties. He is a political general. Always.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (ifUkZ)

270 Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (BqBIh)

Hold on there, professor. We 'fixed the glitch'.

Posted by: One of the Bobs at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (ufFY8)

271 112 Colin Powell had a massive co-morbidity: multiple myeloma, or blood cancer.
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

^^^^^

But he died of the WhuFlu....smh.

Posted by: Dr Yuri Zhivago at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (BgMrQ)

272 *The Soldier's Medal is the highest award for acts of heroism in a Non-Combat situation.

******

There is no truth to the rumor that I was recommended for this award after manually disimpacting a meconium plug in a 12 lb. neonate back in '88.

Although it's not entirely implausible.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (5Woea)

273 Powell was 84 and had multiple myeloma. The idea that Covid killed him is moronic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (Q9lwr)

At least 40% of the public believes whatever bullshit is shoveled at them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (zhiuO)

274 I am trying to be polite okay...

Save the brimstone for his family who is trying to score cheap political points over his passing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (W6ugU)

275 CharlieBrown'sDildo

How come you ain't at the MoMee ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

276 "Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you."

That's not how this works. Nice try, though. If I show up until you tell me to stop or cease paying me without notice, you fired me. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (Ectld)

277 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

At least they don't carp about it !
Posted by: JT

Someone put that sticker there on porpoise.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (OCTRt)

278 268 A.K.A. a shitty immune system.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (hlrbn)

Powell was 84 and had multiple myeloma. The idea that Covid killed him is moronic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (Q9lwr)

On the death certificate, does somebody have to "pick one" to write down as "the" cause of death?

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (fVJPF)

279 268 A.K.A. a shitty immune system.

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2021 09:09 AM (hlrbn)

Powell was 84 and had multiple myeloma. The idea that Covid killed him is moronic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (Q9lwr)

========

Their rules. A positive covid PCR test means that covid killed him, even with the vaccine.

Except for George Floyd. Covid isn't what killed him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (LvTSG)

280 So tired of the gaslighting covid bs.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (vzGKy)

281 Anna, in Vietnam he was the Division Investigating Officer of My Lai. In Desert Storm he penned a WAPO editorial stating that the plan for Kuwait would not work and would result in vast casualties. He is a political general. Always.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 09:36 AM (ifUkZ)
==============

Wasn't he wounded twice leading infantry there?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 18, 2021 09:38 AM (vI/Pp)

282 There is no truth to the rumor that I was recommended for this award after manually disimpacting a meconium plug in a 12 lb. neonate back in '88.

Although it's not entirely implausible.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021

***
Muldoon, I knew what a meconium was before looking it up. I wish I didn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)

283 When you are important.. .they add complicated when describing the recipe of ones death.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:39 AM (dHB/y)

284 Rachel Sweet deserved a whole lot better than a minor hit with that gloopy "Everlasting Love" shite.

"Shadows of the Night" for one. Pat Benatar basically copied it (I think she dropped a verse) and scored a hit.

https://tinyurl.com/3axpt4zy

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)

285 Virginia Parents Announce 'Not a Domestic Terrorist' March in Washington

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (RHGPo)

286 Girl in blue has some shapely ankle, lemme tell ya what.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (4I/2K)

287 Rachel Sweet deserved a whole lot better than a minor hit with that gloopy "Everlasting Love" shite. ...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
She had a lot of mega pop potential, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (DU+/6)

288 I only met Powell once but know a number of men who served with him over the years, going back to VietNam. There is genuine respect there. Interestingly, the most frequent comment about him was he was a really smart guy who always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. By the time he was a colonel, he was being groomed to the higher ranks.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (axyOa)

289 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

At least they don't carp about it !
Posted by: JT

Someone put that sticker there on porpoise.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021
***

What will it take to seal the argument?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (/XOcP)

290 I wanna be vaporized standing at ground zero of a 12 megaton nuclear detonation.

Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

291 Powell's ribbon rack as a four star has one Purple Heart

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:41 AM (W6ugU)

292 CharlieBrown'sDildo

How come you ain't at the MoMee ?
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

He's probably already answered but...

1. The MoMe is this weekend.
2. We gots the internet in Texas, how do you know he isn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:41 AM (nR2nR)

293 Muldoon, I knew what a meconium was before looking it up. I wish I didn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Sounds like something from Star Trek.

Meconium Crystals !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 09:42 AM (arJlL)

294
Forgot to say happy 12th birthday to our little rescue girl Musya, who remains a pint-size spitfire. She loves her Daddy too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2021 09:42 AM (/U27+)

295 Oh yes...getting nuked hard is the best way to go.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:42 AM (dHB/y)

296 295 Oh yes...getting nuked hard is the best way to go.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:42 AM (dHB/y)

==========

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my ...., at the age of eighty."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

297 Out of a jab? Out of a job!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:07 AM (pNxlR)

They took our jabs...

Posted by: Stan Marsh at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (BgMrQ)

298 Forgot to say happy 12th birthday to our little rescue girl Musya, who remains a pint-size spitfire. She loves her Daddy too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Happy birthday puppers!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)

299 Isn't a 12 pound neonate big?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (RoIW/)

300
Get vaccinated
Or do not it is your choice
Fate takes many roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mmm, nice haiku! How's your marmot?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

301 300

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (fVJPF)

302 I had a friend who had multiple myeloma. He fought that shit for 18 years. They used him like a frigging test subject, tried every new thing in the book. It worked to a point, he got 18 years, when in reality he should have been dead in a couple years. It finally got him 2 years ago. I never saw a will to live like this guy had, but man the shit he went through. Yeah, covid was the least of powell's worries.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (VwHCD)

303
Wasn't he wounded twice leading infantry there?
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A lot of people got wounded in Vietnam. Most did not make general.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2021 09:44 AM (ifUkZ)

304 Oh yes...getting nuked hard is the best way to go.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my ...., at the age of eighty."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Shot in the back climbing out of a 24 yr old's bedroom window at 94!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:44 AM (OCTRt)

305 301 300
Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (fVJPF)

So many people attempt that. So many people fail.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:44 AM (nR2nR)

306 306

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (Y5qcH)

307 Anyone know how to get these things to work?

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (VxC1e)

308 JUST IN - Health Minister Spahn announces the end of the pandemic state of emergency in #Germany

So THAT'S what happened to Spahn. Heck of a pitcher, he was

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (3/XaG)

309 Muldoon, I knew what a meconium was before looking it up. I wish I didn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)

Sadly i had to look it up.DO NOT hit the images button.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (axyOa)

310 167 Why quit? Let 'em fire you. You might be able to collect unemployment that way. You for sure won't if you quit.

Most companies say that if you dont comply, they will assume you are resigning. They dont want to fire you.
They'll just stop paying you and deactivate your access.
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2021 09:05 AM (BqBIh)

Yeah.. I've heard this too... I'm not a lawyer by trade but this seems like something that you can sue for.

Posted by: Inogame at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (53oGX)

311 243 Phillips is a highly decorated Navy leader with a long list of accomplishments and is highly respected by everyone gCaptain has interviewed. She was head of the Navys Climate Change Task Force and is a highly sought after consultant on climate security issues. She holds an MBA. She was chairman of a local government Sea Level Rise Preparedness and Resilience project. She once captained a Navy warship. The appointment looks great on paper except for one kinda big problem.
This is not a warship position.
Its a commercial shipping appointment and she has zero experience aboard any commercial ships.
She does not even have experience leading navy military sealift ships.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2021 09:28 AM (yrol0)

She's not fit for any posting based on her Climate Change expertise.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (BgMrQ)

312 I'd expect those sewing girls to be chatting a bit more.

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (fVJPF)

313 ... manually disimpacting a meconium plug in a 12 lb. neonate back in '88.

******

From the citation: "...Captain Muldoon re-entered the wreckage at least three times, at great disregard for his own welfare, at one point single-handedly extracting a downed colleague from the debris..."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (5Woea)

314 Madison...either write a song about nukes and babes or produce a new line of porn.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (dHB/y)

315 Get vaccinated
Or do not it is your choice
Fate takes many roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

Mmm, nice haiku! How's your marmot?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

That's kinda personal. You should at least buy him dinner first.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (OCTRt)

316 General,

My list for you checks off as null.

Posted by: BOC Quote of the Day at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (ufFY8)

317 re: Powell, I'm going with "May he rest in peace, and may his sins be forgiven".

Posted by: From that time at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (4780s)

318 307 Anyone know how to get these things to work?
Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (VxC1e)

heh

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:46 AM (fVJPF)

319 Isn't a 12 pound neonate big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 18, 2021 09:43 AM (RoIW/)

----------

Yes but you're paying for much less packaging per pound.

Posted by: Costco at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (VxC1e)

320 She had a lot of mega pop potential, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (DU+/6)

What a voice. Girl could sing, and write too. Recently listened to a live show from the Bottom Line in NYC, late 70s, on YouTube and damn that set smoked!

But the best thing about Rachel Sweet to me is:

Teenaged Jewish country singer from Akron Ohio who was signed to England's biggest punk and new wave label.

You can bet I love the hell out of typing every single one of those words in that order. That's rock and roll, baby!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (Bmy3R)

321 What I find interesting is that, as people age, they tend to care less and less about outside opinions. They become their true selves.

But watching people like Powell, who I'm sure at one point was a very decent and honorable man, it's clear that as it relates to our "elites," they care less and less about us and more and more about the machine.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (KbCG3)

322 I always wondered what happened to baby poo in utero, but was always afraid to ask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (Y5qcH)

323 From the citation: "...Captain Muldoon re-entered the wreckage at least three times, at great disregard for his own welfare, at one point single-handedly extracting a downed colleague from the debris..."
Posted by: Muldoon

Once he found his keys, they drove outta there!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt)

324 Normally, if a company abruptly quits paying you, it's considered a firing. But in this case, it's in service of Party objectives, so it's a resignation. Super easy, barely an inconvenience, and nobody will say a contrary word in HR, the Courthouse, or anywhere else. Don't forget that we live in a Kafkocracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (cTqLg)

325 Muldoon, I knew what a meconium was before looking it up. I wish I didn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Sounds like something from Star Trek.

Meconium Crystals !
Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021

***
If a starship were powered by that, nobody would want to serve aboard her. And the engineers would quit en masse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:48 AM (/XOcP)

326 Multiple Mississippi Army National Guard soldiers were awarded the Soldier's Medal for disobeying orders, going out in their amphibious vehicles, and rescuing people the night Hurricane Camille came ashore on the Gulf Coast.

1942. Seven Mile New Guinea. A 22d Medium Bombardment Group short wing B-26A Marauder crashes and catches fire. The co-pilot is trapped in the flames and the pilot suffers severe burns trying to rescue him but the trapped man dies. The pilot was awarded the Soldier's Medal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:48 AM (W6ugU)

327
Get vaccinated
Or do not it is your choice
Fate takes many roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice

Posted by: Spaghetti Lee at October 18, 2021 09:48 AM (63Dwl)

328 Teenaged Jewish country singer from Akron Ohio who was signed to England's biggest punk and new wave label.

You can bet I love the hell out of typing every single one of those words in that order. That's rock and roll, baby!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Stuff you never expected to read.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:48 AM (OCTRt)

329 Teenaged Jewish country singer from Akron Ohio who was signed to England's biggest punk and new wave label.

You can bet I love the hell out of typing every single one of those words in that order. That's rock and roll, baby!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2021 09:47 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
Yup. One of those weird confluences that shouldn't happen, but did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:49 AM (DU+/6)

330 Anyone know how to get these things to work?
Posted by: Lactatin' Pete at October 18, 2021 09:45 AM (VxC1e)

Use the "Think System"

Posted by: Prof. Harold Hill at October 18, 2021 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

331 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

The calls are coming from inside the house...

Posted by: Curt Duncan at October 18, 2021 09:49 AM (BgMrQ)

332 Isn't a 12 pound neonate big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

******

Yeah, most non-combat award citations tend to exaggerate. I inflated it a little

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea)

333 "Homet , I said I wanted women IN fishnets, not women WITH fish nets!!! You're fired!"

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 09:51 AM (3/XaG)

334 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

***
They could put "Our tuna is legendary."

Meaning, half imaginary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:51 AM (/XOcP)

335 You can tuna fish.

Posted by: Oreo Speedwagon at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (63Dwl)

336 254 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:31 AM (W6ugU)

The crill is gone.

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (fVJPF)

337 His annual efficiency report stated that this officer is a natural leader. His soldiers will follow him anywhere just to see what he's going to fu*k up next.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa)

338 "Homet , I said I wanted women IN fishnets, not women WITH fish nets!!! You're fired!"
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2021 09:51 AM (3/XaG)

I like the way the line runs down the back of their stockings....I always liked those kind of high heels, too.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (IXZGh)

339
To be or not to be -- Hamlet
To do is to be -- someone or another
Do-be-do-be-do -- Frank Sinatra

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

340 crill --> krill

Posted by: m at October 18, 2021 09:53 AM (fVJPF)

341 Interesting, Washington DC train system is pulling 60% of its passenger cars.

Trains will be cancelled, and they are saying expect delays.

Thus, the Biden Admin IS literally worse than Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (oHd/0)

342 Do-be-do-be-do -- Frank Sinatra
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

*squints*

*looks menacingly at that guy*

Posted by: Bud Light Penguin at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (IXZGh)

343 She had a lot of mega pop potential, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:40 AM (DU+/6)

I've been reading a bio of Patsy Cline and just picked up a 4-CD set from 1991 called The Patsy Cline Collection. Good lord, that voice. . .she did a cover of "True Love" which wrenched my heart so badly I had to pull over to the side of the road to collect myself.

The best ones always die too soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (2JVJo)

344 The tuna is un conceivable.

Go away.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (dHB/y)

345 re: a meconium
I'll pass on knowing what this is. I like to be surprised by all medical knowledge gained, ignorance can be bliss, until it's not.

Posted by: From that time at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (4780s)

346 341 Interesting, Washington DC train system is pulling 60% of its passenger cars.

Trains will be cancelled, and they are saying expect delays.

Thus, the Biden Admin IS literally worse than Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (oHd/0)

=======

That was more of a Mussolini thing, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

347 @EricSpracklen

DHS Whistleblower going public at noon eastern...

STAY TUNED.

#Veritas

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (cF8AT)

348 Do-be-do-be-do -- Frank Sinatra
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2021

***
"Strangers in the night,
Exchanging rubbers --
'This one is too tight!'
'Let's try another!'
'This one feels just right,
For strangers in the night!'"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)

349 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."
Posted by: Anna Puma

And Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (oHd/0)

350 I like to be surprised by all medical knowledge gained, ignorance can be bliss, until it's not.
Posted by: From that time at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (4780s)

You can get a rare taint infection and die. I learned that from pharma ads.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (UuD2k)

351 347 @EricSpracklen

DHS Whistleblower going public at noon eastern...

STAY TUNED.

#Veritas
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (cF8AT)

==========

"Next, on CNN, we talk to a random commenter from DU about how Trump's policies that harmed Russia were actually for Russia's benefit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

352 @EricSpracklen

DHS Whistleblower going public at noon eastern...

STAY TUNED.

#Veritas
Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 09:55 AM (cF8AT)

Is this going to be something or just another fat, gay public servant going off on how much of a commie he is and loves it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM (IXZGh)

353 The Subway shop in my Wal-Mart now has a sticker that reads "The tuna is real."

Get one of those stickers of Biden pointing with "I did that!" and put it next to it for maximum hilarity.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)

354 I've been reading a bio of Patsy Cline and just picked up a 4-CD set from 1991 called The Patsy Cline Collection. Good lord, that voice. . .she did a cover of "True Love" which wrenched my heart so badly I had to pull over to the side of the road to collect myself.

The best ones always die too soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 202

***
The first CD I ever bought in 1991 was a compilation of her work. Dynamite stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)

355 Tuna or not tuna. That is the question.

Posted by: King Hamlet at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

356 Wait until they screw up garbage collection

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (W6ugU)

357 Those unintended consequences

Pakistan's own Taliban movement, which had in years past waged a violent campaign against the Islamabad government, has been emboldened by the return to power of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

They seem to be preparing to retake control of the tribal regions that they lost nearly seven years ago in a major operation by Pakistan's military. Pakistani Taliban are already increasing their influence. Local contractors report Taliban-imposed surcharges on every contract and the killing of those who defy them.

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

358 That was more of a Mussolini thing, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

Fun historical fact...this was accomplished my Mussolini asking the populace if their trains had been on time. Five people said that theirs were late. He had them shot. Thereafter, no one reported late trains.

I may have made that up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (nR2nR)

359 338 I like the way the line runs down the back of their stockings....I always liked those kind of high heels, too.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at October 18, 2021 09:52 AM (IXZGh)

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

Posted by: Sammy Hagar at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (DTX3h)

360 Thus, the Biden Admin IS literally worse than Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 09:54 AM (oHd/0)

Hey! Pastafazoi, attza matta for you? I made-a the trains, she run-a on time!

Posted by: Mussolini at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

361 Regina Spektor - "Don't Leave Me (Ne Me Quitte Pas)"
https://youtu.be/yKot8tKt3z0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (DU+/6)

362 JT someone needs to run the ship

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 18, 2021 09:57 AM (Yjbgv)

363 328 Teenaged Jewish country singer from Akron Ohio who was signed to England's biggest punk and new wave label.

You can bet I love the hell out of typing every single one of those words in that order. That's rock and roll, baby!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Stuff you never expected to read.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2021 09:48 AM (OCTRt)

That my friends, is Merica!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 09:58 AM (oHd/0)

364 Tuna or not tuna. That is the question.
Posted by: King Hamlet at October 18, 2021 09:56 AM

Whether t'is nobler in the mare to suffer the hooks and nets of outrageous fisherman, or to take up a trident against the...shit...we don't have hands...scratch that.

Posted by: The Tuna at October 18, 2021 09:59 AM (m+jkK)

365 Send $100 ASAP to fight the radical Biden agenda!!

Also: We have been working closely with Biden to pass trillions of dollars in new welfare spending.

Posted by: GOP at October 18, 2021 09:59 AM (xDXlt)

366
Tuna or not tuna. That is the question.
Posted by: King Hamlet

Don't forget the coffee.

Posted by: King Harv at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (63Dwl)

367 Noodus simianus minor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)

368 328 Teenaged Jewish country singer from Akron Ohio who was signed to England's biggest punk and new wave label.

Oy Hay!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (NWbsw)

369 Just skipping by....

Posted by: Chinese Hypersonic Missile at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

370 A guy was 84 with Parkinson's, and cancer in the blood was already standing on the precipice of death. Covid merely gave him a tap on the shoulder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (W6ugU)

371 I always wondered what happened to baby poo in utero,

*******

I could wax lyrical on the subject.

Babies don't eat in utero but do swallow sloughed cells along with amniotic fluid. This makes a generally low residue clump in the distal colon that includes bile, thus taking on a dark green color. This is known as meconium and is generally retained in the rectum until feedings begin following birth. First bowel movement after birth is generally within 24 hours. Longer than that may signal certain pathologic conditions. Meconium itself is generally harmleess, exceptL

On the earlier end of the timeline, if a baby is subjected to stress during labor (low oxygen, compressed umbilical cord, cord around the baby's neck, etc.) the meconium can be expelled into the amniotic fluid, exposing the baby to the risk of getting it into the mouth prior to delivery and breathing it into the lungs with first breath, causing a form of chemical pneumonia that can be life-threatening.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (5Woea)

372 @Blake_Allen13

Breaking news from the @CarolinaJournal, longtime US Rep. David Price is set to announce his retirement from Congress. That's two big Dem retirements in one day, first Doyle and now Price

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2021 10:01 AM (cF8AT)

373 Do-be-do-be-do -- Frank Sinatra
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

https://tinyurl.com/a9p9yhvk

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

374 From the previous thread:

My HR department included a comment that the questions did not originate from them but came from the government.

Keep a copy of that note. It could be worth a lot of money to you in a lawsuit, if you get fired. That statement is them admitting that they are a government agent in the Mississippi Burning legal sense, and both the company, and the individuals working in HR become liable for violations of Constitutional rights under color of law as such. Their corporate protections under the law serve as the protection part of "direction and protection" part of being a government operator.

See the Viva Frei and Barnes podcast for more about these kind of lawsuits, which are winning in the courts.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021 10:03 AM (W/kCb)

375 CBD got excited about his Tuesday rant, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

376 The disappearing ape trick!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2021 10:04 AM (63Dwl)

377 Another glitch in the Matrix has occurred. They are getting more severe.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (Ectld)

378 Schrodingers NOOD?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (oHd/0)

379 And we are back.

Posted by: SH (Non-Expert) at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

380 now you see it now you don't nood!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (trdmm)

381 That didn't last long for a thread

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (W6ugU)

382 It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (N39Ws)

383 And, just like that, the rant disappeared.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 18, 2021 10:05 AM (nR2nR)

384 Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (5Woea)

What about pee?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:06 AM (UuD2k)

385 CBD's post has vanished --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:06 AM (/XOcP)

386 i had vision of a handful of daywalkers posting in a thread, and then crying out as the whole thing disappeared...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 18, 2021 10:06 AM (8D42x)

387 Whoops!!!!!

I went to post something incredibly poignant and brilliant and POOF! It's gone.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:06 AM (IXZGh)

388 It's gone!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (OssQ4)

389 Maybe he pulled an Ace and self banned himself?

Posted by: BifBewalski (VNQyT) - at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (JRipD)

390 Tears in the rain man, game over!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (W6ugU)

391 Dildo breaks blog. Film at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (IXZGh)

392 Annnnd we're back

Posted by: Chinese Hypersonic Missile at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

393 New spot, nic update

Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (JRipD)

394 390 Tears in the rain man, game over!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (W6ugU)

========

You crossed the streams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

395 Well shit. I was using a new browser and fucked that up completely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2021 10:07 AM (Q9lwr)

396 The magical disappearing monkey thread!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:08 AM (DU+/6)

397 CBD pulled the monkey thread so y'all could come back and read my meconium soliloquy.

@371

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:08 AM (5Woea)

398 Poof goes monkey

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2021 10:08 AM (zhiuO)

399 It goes without saying this painting would be better were the 2 lasses sans clothing.......

But I said it anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:08 AM (IXZGh)

400 Norway police now say nobody was killed with a bow and arrows. It was unnamed "stabbing weapons". Whoops.

EuroNews link. https://tinyurl.com/yjfsvffs

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (OssQ4)

401 397 CBD pulled the monkey thread so y'all could come back and read my meconium soliloquy.

@371
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:08 AM (5Woea)

=========

I'm trying to figure out the rhyming scheme.

It's quite complex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

402 soiboi writer #89256 attempts to rationalize Kyrie Irving's anti-vax mandate position, and ends up with a very stinky word salad:

https://tinyurl.com/cdyc87ss

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (DJFLF)

403 I wonder if my post at 374 counts as being virtually Willowed?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (W/kCb)

404 Munkey?

No munkey?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)

405 Hiya Kallisto !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (arJlL)

406 I went to post something incredibly poignant and brilliant and POOF! It's gone.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:06 AM (IXZGh)

It was the Kaiser Soze of posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (trdmm)

407 So round. So firm. So FULLY PACKED!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)

408 First bowel movement after birth is generally within 24 hours. Longer than that may signal certain pathologic conditions. Meconium itself is generally harmleess, exceptL

It's some evil black tar substance that looks like it went to Cleveland first.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (IXZGh)

409 I just love that creamy background with the ochre half- "border".

This must be beautiful IRL

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (DJFLF)

410 My observation on the now vanished thread was thus - They were afraid Joey would try to eat with the mask on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (W6ugU)

411 It was unnamed "stabbing weapons". Whoops.

EuroNews link. https://tinyurl.com/yjfsvffs
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (OssQ4)

I bet it was lawn darts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

412 The girl in the foreground: her thighs are enormous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (csEWM)

413
Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)

No. It's actually a quote from a cartoon. Just can't remember if it was Tom and Jerry or Bugs Bunny......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (IXZGh)

414 Drive the kid to school and suddenly monkey no monkey?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 10:11 AM (8erNz)

415 Hello JT

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:11 AM (DJFLF)

416 I'm trying to figure out the rhyming scheme.

It's quite complex.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 18, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

yeah, but does it have a beat you can dance to?

Posted by: play that funky music, white boy at October 18, 2021 10:11 AM (trdmm)

417 I wonder if my post at 374 counts as being virtually Willowed?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 18, 2021

***
A very useful post, especially since we should be documenting all of our interactions with Personnel anyway. BCC all your communications to and with them to a non-work email like Protonmail, in case you are fired and no longer have access to your work email account.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)

418 Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)

I thought he was referring to Kim Kardasian's badonkadonk, myself.

Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:11 AM (JRipD)

419 Wait, is Punk Chimp subbing today or did I sleep through Monday?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (dfRN6)

420 Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
If it wasn't, it is now!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (DU+/6)

421 412 The girl in the foreground: her thighs are enormous.

Just chubby, or pop-your-skull-like-a-zit-while-you-chow-down muscular?

These things matter.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (8erNz)

422 If the monkey comes back, would that be deja nood?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (Y5qcH)

423 Wait... It's Monday?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (flINI)

424 Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)

Continued good luck, Jordan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)

425 No. It's actually a quote from a cartoon. Just can't remember if it was Tom and Jerry or Bugs Bunny......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (IXZGh)

I just DDG'ed it. Lucky Strike ads, 1944.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Ez6QX)

426 The Kardashian[tm] derriere is molded silicone

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (W6ugU)

427 High capacity quivers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (/hXfz)

428 Pretty sure no one ever spoke in Tom and Jerry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

429 Isn't this a cigarette reference? Stop it, I'm still trying to quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM (Ez6QX)

Then I find this.......

https://youtu.be/JfPkGcVi8Mk

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (IXZGh)

430 There's a really nice color harmony about this piece. The only things that bother me is that the faces don't reflect even a tiny bit of light, and the girl in foreground's lower body looks like a sack of cement or something. Can't really define the form under the skirt.

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (DJFLF)

431 Continued good luck, Jordan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (csEWM)

Thanks, Aetius. I've made it two weeks this time, but I have a feeling I'll backslide at the MoMe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Ez6QX)

432 412 The girl in the foreground: her thighs are enormous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM

The correct term is "THICC", you body-shaming monster!

Posted by: Typical Zoomer at October 18, 2021 10:14 AM (JCZqz)

433 Just chubby, or pop-your-skull-like-a-zit-while-you-chow-down muscular?

These things matter.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 10:12 AM (8erNz)

Well, it is like she has had the top of her body grafted onto a russian babushka.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)

434 We are still stranded in limbo. "Page size 0 kb."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:14 AM (/XOcP)

435 Early Tom and Jerry cartoons with the black maid had dialog. Then there is the episode where Tom decks himself out with a Zoot suit. Spike the dog also talked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:14 AM (W6ugU)

436 I just DDG'ed it. Lucky Strike ads, 1944.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Ez6QX)

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)

437 Thanks, Aetius. I've made it two weeks this time, but I have a feeling I'll backslide at the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61

Is it like a Friar's Roast ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (arJlL)

438 Pretty sure no one ever spoke in Tom and Jerry.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

You're incorrect.

Jerry never did, but Tom did on occasion. He even sang.....

https://youtu.be/PZcHR_zMRgU

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (IXZGh)

439 No one wants to be the last man to comment on a dead thread...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (flINI)

440 Girl in back is mending nets.
Girl in front is making a blue garment.
She's pregnant with the captain's child.

Posted by: Suck it Picard at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (QMwOT)

441 I bet it was lawn darts.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

******

Lawn darts: The telemedicine version of acupuncture.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (5Woea)

442 By the way, I was amazed to see my name on the Sunday ONT in the top 10 commenters for the week. I had no idea I was posting something like 40 times a day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (/XOcP)

443
Thanks, Aetius. I've made it two weeks this time, but I have a feeling I'll backslide at the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Ez6QX)

I will accost you if you want me to.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (IXZGh)

444 The Ohio based Jewish Cowboy would say...Oy Hay!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 18, 2021 10:15 AM (NWbsw)

445 There is an ape. Repeat: There is an ape.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (8erNz)

446 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=396041

Monkey is up

Posted by: BifBewalski (JRipD) - at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (JRipD)

447 Thanks, Aetius. I've made it two weeks this time, but I have a feeling I'll backslide at the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 18, 2021 10:13 AM (Ez6QX)

I have managed 10 years (while vaping like a chiney.) Not exactly a complete win, per se. I'll want one occasionally when I smell smoke, but then I glance at prices while getting energy drinks. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (csEWM)

448 Colin Powell is the third high profile fully vaxxed guy who succumbed to the 'ro.

I wonder how many of the nameless Joes and Janes have passed away after doing what #Science! told them was the right thing to do.

(#Science! is a person now, it's not an academic discipline, peasant. Try to keep up)

Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (DJFLF)

449 Early Tom and Jerry cartoons with the black maid had dialog. Then there is the episode where Tom decks himself out with a Zoot suit. Spike the dog also talked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021

***

"This, ya gotta see to believe!"

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

450 NOOD!!!!

BIG ape!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (IXZGh)

451 "The correct term is "THICC", you body-shaming monster!"

Told my teenage daughter she wasn't overweight, she was thick this weekend. She did not appreciate the nuance.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 18, 2021 10:16 AM (Ectld)

452 @Wolfus, I remember that last couplet as

This one is too loose,
I'm losing all my juice . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 18, 2021 10:25 AM (c2q/b)

453 A guy was 84 with Parkinson's, and cancer in the blood was already standing on the precipice of death. Covid merely gave him a tap on the shoulder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2021 10:00 AM (W6ugU)

Seems to me it could have just as easily been a bad reaction to the vaccine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2021 10:26 AM (WMJCC)

454 412 The girl in the foreground: her thighs are enormous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2021 10:10 AM

Thick thighs save lives...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2021 10:36 AM (BgMrQ)

455 Them blue things she be knittin' is "SOCKDOLAGIZERS!

Ever body with a brain, know zat!

Posted by: old codger at October 18, 2021 10:59 AM (Ov2In)

456 I think both young girls are beautiful. I would hang!

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 18, 2021 11:01 AM (CCcN5)

457 I like Winslow Homer. This is not his best work. The large amount of white space made me think this was a piece for the Saturday Evening Post, so he had to leave space for the banner and headlines.

Or maybe this work is incomplete? (shrugs)

Posted by: ZilWerks at October 18, 2021 12:59 PM (0MpOC)

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