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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ace of Spades Pet ThreadGood afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread, take a break from those chores. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals. Submitted for your entertainment: Darn yarn!(H/T redc1c4) It's the little things. (H/T Hrothgar via Ace) Hello Ace of Spades! This is Oliver and he loves to help with gardening and rearranging furniture. He especially enjoys looking at the pictures of his friends on the almost world famous pet thread. He is mostly a very good boy. Thank you for all you do Ace and let's go Brandon!Thanks for Oliver's stunning photo and a quick biography of the lad. He certainly appears to be eager to please. This is Skippy who was rescued on my mail route along with two kittens. She was diagnosed with feline aids and I managed to keep her going for 8 years. Her son Monkey unfortunately was sickly and passed after 3 months but her daughter Peekaboo lived 16 years. - EricMy what a big heart you have to take on 3 of God's creatures who were behind the proverbial 8 ball. It sounds as if they had a wonderful life once you became part of theirs. Thanks for sharing today. Mis Hum, Here are my pet morons First there's Peanut. He's about 5 years old and was a farm cat that we adopted from PA when he was 3 months old (hence his name "Peanut"). The poor thing was the runt of the litter and turned out to have a host of problems like upper respiratory infection, worms, and epilepsy. Looking at him today you'd never know it - he certainly is no runt (we should have called him Coconut and not Peanut), he overcame his illnesses, and grew out of the epilepsy. His favorite things is eating, sleeping, and beating the crap out of another one of our cats, Spooky (more later).OK Joe, I hope I got all of your PetMoron photos in today. Quite the household you have there. The feed bill must be Yuuge. Thanks for sharing. I had to help my Silas kitty over the rainbow bridge today. He was a 25lb beast of a cat, but it took its toll on his kidneys. We called him the mechanical cat because he would never meow, only purr, chatter and squeak. He didn't have an angry bone in his body and I can't remember him ever growling or hissing in anger, even when Cutie kitten wrapped her arms around his neck and nibbled his ears. I have included a picture of the moment I found him. He was attached to me from that moment on. Also pictured is brother Snarf, who still graces our home with hairballs. - TIt is amazing how such a tiny little fur ball can fill our lives and leave a large hole in our hearts when they pass. Silas had a wonderful life as does Snarf. Hopefully sharing today will help heal. Our little Maggie has appeared with the Pet Morons in the past. She's an 8 pound PappiJack (Papillon/Jack Russell mix), feisty & cute. She's equally at home having her nails done at Chez PointyHairedBoss. - PointyHairedBossWell you certainly have Maggie trained properly in the paw treatment area. No way could you do that to K9 Misanthropes. She looks very relaxed there. Thanks for sharing with us. This is Dora. Been meaning to send this pic of our 9 year old Husky mix after one of her runs. She's at the age where she makes, what our kid used to call old people sounds when she lays down. But sometimes she gets wound up and runs around the yard several times like she's wired for 480 volts. The pic is her after three trips around yard and then in my lap. She's just a big loveable goofball. Thanks for the weekly Pet Thread. We enjoy all the pics and stories.- TWell I certainly agree that she is a big lovable goofball. Wonderful pose there. Her eyes are stunning. It sounds like she really fills your home. We appreciate getting to know her today. There wolf! My old GSD Kasper doing his Werewolf impression. Creepy huh? - f'dWell I don't know if it's creepy, how many SNAX did you use for that photo? It sure is an interesting one. Thanks for the submission. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Meow!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 02:00 PM (U2p+3) 2
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2021 02:00 PM (2JoB8) 3
Fantastic set of pet morons (or is moron pets)?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 16, 2021 02:05 PM (hOUT3) 4
After being away a few days, parrot gave me a dirty look, "where you been?". Proud of him, letting a complete stranger (neighbor) freshen his food, water and papers without biting or trying to flee cage.
Posted by: Commisar of Lysenko Gender Fluid at October 16, 2021 02:06 PM (zted3) Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 02:16 PM (ju2Fy) 6
The werewolf pose certainly shows off Kaspar's muscles. I wouldn't want him deciding I was a danger to his human or home.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 02:18 PM (pxVvf) 7
Helloooo pet morons!!!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 02:18 PM (YZG/i) 8
Dora looks like a fun pup
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 16, 2021 02:19 PM (hOUT3) 9
CLGF. Yay, so happy you are home. I hope the docs got you cured and you don't have to have surgery later.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 02:19 PM (pxVvf) 10
Dora does indeed look goofy! And adorable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2021 02:20 PM (Q9lwr) 11
Chased the cats around the yard with the tractor while I mowed the property. Why they just don't go off into the woods and chill until I'm done is beyond me.
Weirdos. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2021 02:20 PM (BFigT) 12
The bunny looks like, "Eh what's up Doc?"
Posted by: Javems at October 16, 2021 02:22 PM (AmoqO) 13
Young dog is still after the big mouse/small rat that is in the house. I moved things around and flushed it out once, but there are too many places to hide. I'll set out a trap tonight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 16, 2021 02:40 PM (YynYJ) Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 16, 2021 02:41 PM (rwusL) 15
Don't know if this is anything, but I'm getting my hair cut, and there are 3 Brandon's on the list
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2021 02:43 PM (vLRri) 16
Young dog is still after the big mouse/small rat that is in the house. I moved things around and flushed it out once, but there are too many places to hide. I'll set out a trap tonight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 16, 2021 02:40 PM (YynYJ) * * * * We had a mouse in the wall once and our young male Lab would not leave the area until he got that mouse. The sheetrock he dug out of the wall to get to the mouse was of a small size, luckily. Mission accomplished and he was so proud. Hope your trap works! Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 16, 2021 02:45 PM (rwusL) 17
Great looking pets!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 02:46 PM (nxdel) 18
Loved the video of "little things." Life is chock full of precious moments and fleeting views for us to enjoy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 16, 2021 02:47 PM (rwusL) Posted by: Barky Obummer at October 16, 2021 02:47 PM (Brel1) 20
There is a space in the wall, where the pipes run to the laundry room. That's how they get into the laundry room. We filled it with foam insulation but looks like they found a way in. I trapped one last week. This one probably ran into the house when I put the clothes in the dryer yesterday. Young dog was outside. He normally keeps watch for me.
These plastic traps are easy to use and effective. I just couldn't get it to lock down when I tried the last one. Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 16, 2021 02:51 PM (YynYJ) 21
Nice Pets Y'all!...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 16, 2021 02:51 PM (R/m4+) 22
Martini Farmer. Mabe they enjoy the game of being chased.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 02:52 PM (pxVvf) 23
Joe's Fred looks chill.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 02:54 PM (6dJKT) 24
Welp, be calling Monday to see about getting Scotty neutered. He's 5 1/2 months now, and the vet said six. I want to get it done before he starts developing bad habits, and his pee is starting to get a bit smelly.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 02:55 PM (JJatH) 25
Whole buncha excellent pets.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 02:57 PM (6dJKT) 26
15 Don't know if this is anything, but I'm getting my hair cut, and there are 3 Brandon's on the list
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2021 02:43 PM (vLRri) Ha! Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:00 PM (6dJKT) 27
Mammals are overrated. FIGHT ME
Posted by: The Guy Who Keeps Asking About Arthropods at October 16, 2021 03:00 PM (VxC1e) 28
Oh, and if I can figure out how to use this supposedly simple "kid's" camera, I'll send a picture of him. I guess I'm simply too old for today's tech.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 03:01 PM (JJatH) 29
I don't get the joke at the top of the thread.
Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:02 PM (6dJKT) 30
Does Oliver have a cousin named Shamsky??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 03:05 PM (UHVv4) 31
Yay, pet thread!
We took Spirit, the old gray lady, to the vet yesterday. That cartoon WeirdDave had last night of the cats as witch, ghost, mummy, and skeleton? Spirit's starting to look like the skeleton, but with a thin veneer of fur. The poor old gal is anemic, starting to have kidney failure. Still eating but not much and not really getting much from it. Likes basking in the sunbeams and demanding fresh water. Still can jump up in our laps, but so sad to see her fading. As I've told before, late one night, for no good reason, we took the back way home from town, and when we turned off the highway to the local road home, we saw a cardboard box on its side, and two tiny gray kittens sitting in front of it - obviously freshly dumped, because no predators had got to them yet. We scooped them up and took them to join our menagerie. That was twenty-plus years ago. Spirit's brother Spark disappeared many moons back, not long after good dog Gimli died - and therein lies a tail for another time. Spirit has always been skinny, especially in Summer, but she isn't gaining her winter weight back. Likely will not make it to Spring. She has had a good run. Good kitty. Posted by: mindful webworker - known by the kitty cats we keep at October 16, 2021 03:07 PM (MG/ac) 32
m. Not a cat person? Cats love to climb in boxes.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:08 PM (pxVvf) 33
32 m. Not a cat person? Cats love to climb in boxes.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:08 PM (pxVvf) Thanks! Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:11 PM (6dJKT) 34
Wonderful pets today! Ann-Empire, I would love to see a pic of Scotty. My kitten Rufus is only about a month older than that.
Mindful, I have an older gray kitty who is going the same way; she's slower, but not losing weight yet. Just not quick like she used to be. Not sure she will get through the winter either, although she checked out okay this summer. You just never know. Posted by: skywch at October 16, 2021 03:13 PM (QVgqY) 35
((Hugs Mindful)) Thats a very long good run, but it doesn't make it much, if any easier.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:14 PM (pxVvf) 36
#29 For your amusement and edification, m.
https://tinyurl.com/2hkteaj3 image search for 'cat kitten box memes' Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 03:15 PM (UHVv4) 37
36 #29 For your amusement and edification, m.
https://tinyurl.com/2hkteaj3 image search for 'cat kitten box memes' Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 03:15 PM (UHVv4) Ha! Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:16 PM (6dJKT) 38
Big cats like boxes too. https://youtu.be/MUiM4hyAcu0
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:17 PM (pxVvf) 39
Thanks for putting Silas up. I still look at his usual spots and expect to see him. Snarf walks the house at night, calling for his brother. I wish I could explain it to him. 12 was too young for a cat.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2021 03:18 PM (0ryfU) 40
Mammals are overrated. FIGHT ME
Posted by: The Guy Who Keeps Asking About Arthropods at October 16, 2021 03:00 PM (VxC1e) * * * * *puts up dukes* Actually, I do prefer mammals to scorpions, insects and arachnids, but I will say the big, hairy tarantula in the yard last week was kind of cool looking. And it had the good graces to move away from the house. Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 16, 2021 03:19 PM (rwusL) 41
36 #29 For your amusement and edification, m.
https://tinyurl.com/2hkteaj3 image search for 'cat kitten box memes' Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 03:15 PM (UHVv4) LOL "The cat traps are working." Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:19 PM (6dJKT) 42
38 Big cats like boxes too. https://youtu.be/MUiM4hyAcu0
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:17 PM (pxVvf) wow Posted by: m at October 16, 2021 03:21 PM (6dJKT) 43
Big cats like boxes too.
------------------------ I was going to have suggested 'lion cardboard box' next! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 16, 2021 03:22 PM (UHVv4) 44
The rain has begun here
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL) 45
Just had a mouse between the glass door and screen door out to the deck. Was able to get mouse out to deck instead of house. My retarded cats couldn't catch him. So mouse scales brick on side of house and is up 1 story above the cats. Worthless cats are monitoring the situation.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 03:32 PM (ju2Fy) 46
Beautiful pets. Thank you for sharing them with us.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at October 16, 2021 03:33 PM (7EjX1) 47
Our family cats were also quite fond of paper shopping bags.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 16, 2021 03:35 PM (FA5Pj) 48
Afternoon, all! Great set of pets this week. I especially like the black cats!
This morning was devoted to the Great Chekov, aka the Ailing Codger Cat. An X-ray today showed mostly that he has some gas in his colon. They are thinking, after seeing him walk, that he may have some arthritis and other nerve pain. We took Rxs for Hill's Science Diet ZD wet food, some Gabapentin that needs to be applied inside his ear 2x a day, and some Prednisolone that needs to go in orally 1x a day. So far he's eaten some of the food. We'll get his meds into him tonight. He didn't panic on the trip and didn't hide when we came home, so he's no worse. Leave it to him to need a Dr. House type of vet to diagnose his mystery ailments. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 03:38 PM (c6xtn) 49
Beautiful pets as always.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 03:38 PM (cSyAR) 50
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 16, 2021 03:38 PM (kTF2Z) 51
My daughter does a lot of dog/house sitting. She just did a week a few weeks ago another week this coming week. All told this year she's probably done 6 or 7 weeks. Moose misses her so much when she's gone. I know she's trying to make extra money but it's really hard on him. One day when he's gone I know she'll regret it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel) 52
Our family cats were also quite fond of paper shopping bags.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 16, 2021 *** Oh yes -- and the crinkly plastic bags that came from Leonard Krower. Not the kind of bag that they could suffocate in, but a crackly material that held its shape. One cat would creep in, I'd touch the far end with a stick, and the cat would strike. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2021 03:40 PM (c6xtn) 53
Thanks for the prayers and well wishes. Turns out it was rather serious. I had a totally occluded left anterior descending coronary.artery. Apparently, that one is the ""widowmaker".
Doing just fine. Doc did a lithotrypsy, then Installed a stent. Back in my room now and my numbers are returning to normal. I expect to sent home on Tue, but possibly tomorrow. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 16, 2021 03:43 PM (tG6OF) 54
((Hugs Mindful)) Thats a very long good run, but it doesn't make it much, if any easier.
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker vaccine resister at October 16, 2021 03:14 PM (pxVvf) Pretty sure Mindful will remember that backway home forever. God's blessings. Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2021 03:44 PM (hOMhY) 55
Glad to hear, IMG. Continued prayers for you, family, and quick recovery.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at October 16, 2021 03:47 PM (ju2Fy) 56
Dora must not be scared of vacuums.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 16, 2021 03:47 PM (2DOZq) 57
Thanks for the prayers and well wishes. Turns out it was rather serious. I had a totally occluded left anterior descending coronary.artery. Apparently, that one is the ""widowmaker".
Doing just fine. Doc did a lithotrypsy, then Installed a stent. Back in my room now and my numbers are returning to normal. I expect to sent home on Tue, but possibly tomorrow. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 16, 2021 03:43 PM (tG6OF) Wow. Did not know. Hope you're home soon. Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2021 03:48 PM (hOMhY) 58
Rruk ro ri ren
Posted by: kufcojeidebn at October 16, 2021 03:48 PM (2p/1y) 59
I've been finding life a wee bit sucky lately. My dog always helps restore me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 03:50 PM (cSyAR) 60
The rain has begun here
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL) Don't think we'll get much rain, if any. But the NWS is calling for 48 tonight. It's been a long summer. Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2021 03:51 PM (hOMhY) 61
Iron Mike prayers sent for your full and speedy recovery!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 03:52 PM (nxdel) Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2021 03:53 PM (nxdel) 63
I met a cat on my walk. He was hurrying up over the path, but I meow'd at him and he stopped and meow'd back.
Then he decided that since he was low on pettings, he should come down to the path and fill up. He was a very nice cat. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 16, 2021 03:54 PM (OU+8W) 64
Fell down the back steps this morning coming back from taking some trash out to the bin. Whacked my head on the concrete back patio.
Getting back inside was kinda funsies, since I was a bit dazed, but I did, and am feeling fine now, other than a sore spot on the head. Thank you, God, for Your Grace! Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 03:56 PM (JJatH) 65
I had a trap in the laundry area, behind French doors. Both the cat and the Young Dog supervised. When I found the dead mouse the next morning, I found the cat had pulled the tail under the door, bit it off and also pulled a few guts with it. I think she might be able to handle a mouse.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 16, 2021 04:01 PM (YynYJ) 66
Absolutely right, Northernlurker and Jewells
Our new rescue, Luna, is ecstatically happy to wake and see us in the morning, even at 5 am and before. She wants pets and scratches before anything else (including doing her business or breakfast). It's impossible to feel discouraged about the coming day with that kind of welcome every morning. Don't know if she's just so glad to be rescued or if it's her normal personality be I am grateful for it no matter what. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 16, 2021 04:01 PM (fTtFy) 67
The rain has begun here
Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL) Don't think we'll get much rain, if any. But the NWS is calling for 48 tonight. It's been a long summer. Posted by: golfman The rain has stopped. You should get a job as a whaddyacallit ! Posted by: JT at October 16, 2021 04:06 PM (arJlL) 68
Wolfus, if you're still around, I have a suggestion for your cat:
Maybe try giving him a small bit of wild salmon, which should be available in your area in either small cans or little envelopes. Cats will like it like it's fish, but it'll be less irritating to their stomachs than tuna can be sometimes. (There are other reasons that cats shouldn't eat too much tuna, but I can't remember them now). Anyway, that's all I gots. Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 16, 2021 04:10 PM (VidOl) 69
I starting to resent our dog thinking that he is in charge. Mrs. F was up late watching Oregon basketball and she reported our dog hounded her for 2 hours last night until she went to bed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2021 04:19 PM (EZebt) 70
Sixty nine, dudes!
Posted by: Bill & Ted at October 16, 2021 04:19 PM (kTF2Z) 71
Cat Ass,
So sad about the loss of your sweet fur friend. They give us so much. And all they ask in return is food and skritches. And a safe sunbeam to nap in. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2021 04:20 PM (U2p+3) 72
Bogus!
Posted by: Bill & Ted at October 16, 2021 04:20 PM (kTF2Z) 73
Prayers up Ann Wilson! God is indeed good and merciful. Be sure to seek help if you continue to be dazed or notice anything odd or unusual. Closed head injuries are sneaky.
Prayers up for IMG also. Glad you got treatment and may God continue to bless your path to full recovery. Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 16, 2021 04:20 PM (rwusL) 74
I starting to resent our dog thinking that he is in charge. Mrs. F was up late watching Oregon basketball and she reported our dog hounded her for 2 hours last night until she went to bed.
Posted by: San Franps That makes me laugh. My girl does the same thing. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 16, 2021 04:20 PM (cSyAR) 75
Iron Mike Golf, prayers for you
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Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 03:56 PM (JJatH)
Oh no. Take it easy and maybe get checked by a doctor if someone can take you? Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 16, 2021 04:28 PM (YZG/i) 78
CHESS/DRESS NOOD
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at October 16, 2021 04:30 PM (2JoB8) 79
BeckChas @ 63
Very nice cat tail there, hope all is well with you! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 16, 2021 04:31 PM (hOUT3) 80
"how many SNAX did you use for that photo?"
Kasper was jumping to try to get his towel off the basketball goal. He could do it too but missed that time. Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2021 04:32 PM (Tnijr) 81
Oddly enough, I think the fall may actually have helped me. I had a stroke several years ago that totally wiped out my peripheral vision to the left. After the fall, my vision seemed odd ... and I think I now have maybe 30-degree peripheral to the left? Maybe even a bit more.
God does work in mysterious ways. Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 16, 2021 04:34 PM (JJatH) 82
First picture reminded me: One year we asked my mom for cat toys for Christmas, and she sent a ball of yarn. We laughed at first, but boy did those cats have fun.
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