GAINZZZ

This seminar will be of special importance to garrett: medical school hosts a seminar about "body terrorism" against fat LGBTQ people.

As relayed by The College Fix, the seminar was set to study "the oppressive history of the Body Mass Index (BMI) within the medical industrial complex."

Also addressed: "best practices to reduce the harm experienced by fat LGBTQ+ patients in healthcare settings."

The official topic, as stated by the invitation:

LGBTQ+ Affirming Healthcare Series presents "The Intersection of Fatphobia and LGBTQ+ Health"

The event aimed to "examine the impact of body terrorism on fat LGBTQ+ people."

Here is who is permitted to attend this salon:

Fat Cisgender Gay Male
Fat Cisgender Lesbian
Fat Straight Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Straight Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Fat Queer Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Queer Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Fat Cisgender Bisexual Male
Fat Cisgender Bisexual Female
Fat Bisexual Biological Male Identifying as a Woman
Fat Bisexual Biological Female Identifying as a Man
Any Fat Pansexual

Wow, gay activists and fat acceptance militants. Two groups who are famously in favor of free and frank exchange of idea.

I'm sure this will be wide-open discussion where any and all opinion are permitted.

Some real science being done out there -- why, this study says that high testosterone is correlated with a high sex drive, including an urge to masturbate.

Oh, interesting: It says that according to The Research, all AoSHQ readers have High Testosterone. Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism, it says further.

Women too. In fact, it says -- especially the women.

As the primary male sex hormone, [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg] plays a leading role in the sexual development of guys. But folks often overlook the role it plays in female sexuality. Yes, women have [the hormone lacked by Jonah Goldberg], too, though much less of it -- and it exerts a far different pull, new research suggests.

"It was quite surprising that the link with masturbation was stronger among women than men," said study leader Wendy Macdowall of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, in the United Kingdom. "And that among women we saw no link with aspects of partnered sex."

Aside from one, that is. In women, testosterone levels were sharply higher in those who had ever experienced a same-sex relationship.

Dirty birds.


Men who had relatively high [hormone that Jonah Goldberg lacks], or high T, levels were more likely to have had more than one sex partner at the same time during the previous five years, the study found. And straight guys were more likely to have had a recent encounter.

They were also found to write 99% fewer "The Conservative Case for [Something Obviously Leftwing]" articles, too.

On to the GAINZZZ: I have none. I have some MAINTAINZZZ, which are not actually GAINZZZ, but also not LOZZEZZZ.

In short, they're like kissing your sister. Which means: incredibly hot. So f***ing hot.

I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland.

What are your GAINZZZ?

And have you read or started (or planning to start reading) and good BOOKZZZ? Any MOVIEZZZ -- preferably older so they're cheaper and can be seen without giving Hollywood much MONEYZZZ?

Here's a shot of visually-induced adrenaline for you:

Posted by: Ace at 06:29 PM




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1 Meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:29 PM (bEWiM)

2 Or rather yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:29 PM (bEWiM)

3 Peep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:29 PM (bEWiM)

4 Home run?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:30 PM (bEWiM)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 05:30 PM (arJlL)

6 Meep
Posted by: nurse ratched

MOOPS !

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 05:30 PM (arJlL)

7 top ten

Posted by: Chuck Martel (has no pronouns) at October 15, 2021 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

8 Ahaha.

Slick Willy's bent cock is reportedly infirmed.

Karma baby ahaha.

Posted by: redenzo at October 15, 2021 05:31 PM (E7vND)

9 We apparently have fapping down to a high T around here.

Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2021 05:31 PM (Ti+Tv)

10 I could have had a top 10

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 05:31 PM (2JoB8)

11 I have come to realize I may have been reacting negatively to Claritin I was taking for allergies. I stopped taking it and it is amazing how much better I feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:32 PM (kBuGL)

12 Oh, interesting: It says that according to The Research, all AoSHQ readers have High Testosterone. Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism, it says further.

Women too. In fact, it says -- especially the women.


I mean. This is not wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)

13 In short, they're like kissing your sister. Which means: incredibly hot. So f***ing hot.

I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland.

What are your GAINZZZ?

ace has never met my sister.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:32 PM (kBuGL)

14 Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism, it says further.

Women too. In fact, it says -- especially the women.

I mean. This is not wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:32 PM (GbPPJ)

Go on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:33 PM (kBuGL)

15 Go on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:33 PM (kBuGL)

bzzzzzzzttttt

Hmm what was that?

bzzzzzzztttt

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

16 This seminar will be of special importance to garrett: medical school hosts a seminar about "body terrorism" against fat LGBTQ people.

Horrible, evil prank idea. Get into the PA system and announce that there's been a gas leak and they need to run to safety.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (SchxB)

17 That bike ride is intense. Holy crap!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (bEWiM)

18 And Red Meat has needed precursor materials needed to build testosterone.

Which is why the Cattle industry in the US is being destroyed by the Democrats next big spending bill.

It taxes Methane (cow farts) at a rate that makes cattle ranching unsustainable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

19 Here is who is permitted to attend this salon:
Fat Cisgender Gay Male, Fat Cisgender Lesbian, Fat Straight Biological Male Identifying as a Woman, Fat Straight Biological Female Identifying as a Man, Fat Queer Biological Male Identifying as a Woman, Fat Queer Biological Female Identifying as a Man, Fat Cisgender Bisexual Male, Fat Cisgender Bisexual Female, Fat Bisexual Biological Male Identifying as a Woman, Fat Bisexual Biological Female Identifying as a Man, Any Fat Pansexual

AKA Husky Homos and Bulbous Bi's

Posted by: Downcast at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (8iZXs)

20 bzzzzzzzttttt

Hmm what was that?

bzzzzzzztttt
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

That's a REAL 'Joy buzzer'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (kBuGL)

21 Posted this earlier - gnephew Red has gainnzzz - he woke briefly this morning for the first time since being admitted to the ICU this past weekend.
Kid is fighting hard to beat whatever infection this is.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (YZG/i)

22 Huh. I don't understand why body shaming would be worse for the LGBTQ demographic? Is this another version of 'soft bigotry of low expectations' -- that LGBTQA can't handle criticism, or are emotionally unstable?

Sure sounds like they are infantilizing them, which should be more offensive than simply telling them to get in shape, same as every other demographic is told to do.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

23 What the actual f*ck is body terrorism?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

24 >> I have come to realize I may have been reacting negatively to Claritin I was taking for allergies. I stopped taking it and it is amazing how much better I feel.

Neil med, the saline thing you squirt into your nose, three times a week can help with alergies.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (0G13K)

25 *waves to alexthechick *

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (bEWiM)

26 watched Free Guy. It felt like it was going to turn into a disaster but it pulled itself out and was good.

There's so many shows I don't watch, willfully like I stopped after 5 minutes. Squid Game? No. See, it's easy. A lot of globohomo top-down bullshit fake entertainment is easy to say no to.

I finally finished Lucifer and while it went way over board with some wokeness...it actually ended well.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:36 PM (ZZK0E)

27 Posted this earlier - gnephew Red has gainnzzz - he woke briefly this morning for the first time since being admitted to the ICU this past weekend.
Kid is fighting hard to beat whatever infection this is.


Praying he kicks it's ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 05:36 PM (SchxB)

28 LGBTQ XXL?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (tLGqS)

29 I gained a Jack o Lantern full of candy corn.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

30 What the actual f*ck is body terrorism?

---

here you go, your free will to notice I am a sack of shit is violence.

in other words, more humiliation theater from lefties.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (ZZK0E)

31 Neil med, the saline thing you squirt into your nose, three times a week can help with alergies.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2021 05:35 PM (0G13K)

I like it, and it does seem to help, but occasionally fucks with my balance for a short time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (kBuGL)

32 Afternoon.

"Some real science being done out there -- why, this study says that high testosterone is correlated with a high sex drive, including an urge to masturbate."

So it's been a long time since I regularly went to the gym. I was doing 5x5s and making decent progress. I was a walking erection. Seriously, no one told me that was going to happen. It got really annoying after a while.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (dV8+r)

33 29 I gained a Jack o Lantern full of candy corn.
Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

*hands over lb bag of sugar*

Here you go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:38 PM (kBuGL)

34 Cool. Biker gives a shout out to his amigo half way through the shred.

Posted by: redenzo at October 15, 2021 05:38 PM (E7vND)

35 you know who really is a culprit and participant in "body terrorism" against fat LGBTQ people?

The "G" people.

the mentally ill letters are obviously full fledged participants but the "G" men, they fat shame.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:39 PM (ZZK0E)

36 23 What the actual f*ck is body terrorism?

==

Well, isn't that when someone threatens to shoot you, or actually shoots you, or sets off a bomb next to you, or tries to insert....wait what? ohh, changing definitions of words I see. Webster you bastard.

Posted by: Chuck Martel (has no pronouns) at October 15, 2021 05:39 PM (fs1hN)

37
Halloween events create a situation where some students must be excluded for their beliefs, financial status, or life experience," the letter read.

"Costume parties often become an uncomfortable event for many children, and they distract students and staff from learning.

"Large events create changes in schedules with loud noise levels and crowds. Some students experience over stimulation, while others must deal with complex feelings of exclusion. It's uncomfortable and upsetting for kids."

Instead of the Halloween festivities, students at B.F. Day Elementary may participate in fall events that are considered more inclusive, such as "thematic units of study about the fall" or review "autumnal artwork" while "sharing all the cozy feelings of the season."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (tLGqS)

38 Achilles Tendonitis.

Ice, massage, ice, massage.

Any other ideas?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

39 here you go, your free will to notice I am a sack of shit is violence.

in other words, more humiliation theater from lefties.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (ZZK0E)


Their idea of being terrorized is way different than mine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (Ez6QX)

40 Nice bike ride, but I wouldn't volunteer to be one of the meat obstacles, and I wouldn't drag my kid along to be one either.

Posted by: Downcast at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (8iZXs)

41 If you just eat the white tips off the candy corn you won't get fat.

Posted by: f'd's True Facts at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

42 "Halloween events create a situation where some students must be excluded for their beliefs, financial status, or life experience..."

yes, that's what happens. Not just on Halloween.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (ZZK0E)

43 I knew Onan.
Onan, was a friend of mine.
And you, Sir, are NO ONAN!

Posted by: Heirloominati, MAINTAINZZZ over here, Boss at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (vrpmk)

44 That bike ride is crazy. Training for some event maybe?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (YZG/i)

45 I've been slowly building up my running ability, but that's about it. Weight is holding steady for the moment.

At this point I'm waiting on what happens with the kung flu shot at work. I'm not going to get the shot, but if they don't accept my request for a waiver then I'll have to find a new jobzzz. I'm thinking about going down and signing up for a CDL course.

This weekend is going to be practice on the violin, swing dancing, and trying to get back into working on some projectz. Sunday I have to sit down and do some studying to try in build up new sql and python skills in case I need to find a new job.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (jOcSX)

46 I've had reverse GAINZZZ this week; took my first ambulance ride. I've had back problems for years but I did something so dramatic that I can't remember it and had so much pain I couldn't move. They gave me drugs and I have PT on the 28th. I am getting better and am learning advanced Hurry Cane techniques. This getting old shit sucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (d9FiS)

47
That bike ride is intense. Holy crap!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


At least he didn't have to pedal it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

48 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (tLGqS)

I imagine a conversation going like this...

Some Dude: Okay, the budget took a hit because of the pandemic and we're going to have to make cuts. I propose we cut student festivities starting with Halloween.
Some Other Dude: That won't go over very well. The students will be angry.
Some Dude: Don't worry, I got a plan. We'll just blame it on the black kids.
Some Other Dude: What? But how?
Some Dude: White supremacy and inequity.
Some Other Dude: Bro...
*High fives*
Then they go back to banging their secretaries and stealing from the pension while everyone fights over distractions and bullshit.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (L+JsU)

49 In short, they're like kissing your sister. Which means: incredibly hot. So f***ing hot.

I see you've never met my sisters. I can arrange that. But you'll have to pay by the pound.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (eBWUj)

50 "visually-induced adrenaline"

I want to see the bike at the end of the run. It must be a pretzel of steel and rubber.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (aXxgO)

51
If you just eat the white tips off the candy corn you won't get fat.

Posted by: f'd's True Facts at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM


wait a minute...just the tip?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (DUIap)

52 A few weeks ago, I began dabbling with 22:2 IF (aka one meal per day) and had some success with it. Given that I've been doing 16:8 for a long time, it wasn't particularly difficult. Unfortunately, my booze intake has gone WAY up during that time due to my being completely consumed by the fact that my career will be over next month for refusing the needle-rape. Despite all of that, I've been maintaining a 3-4lb weight loss so that's nice.

Speaking of booze, I gotta go make a run for some before the liquor store closes. Stupid blue laws...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (DTX3h)

53 38 Achilles Tendonitis.

Ice, massage, ice, massage.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Put a slight heel lift in your shoes. It can help
Take the strain off your Achilles.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (aLFi2)

54 "Any other ideas?"

Have you tried beating it?

Posted by: An AOS reader at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (Tnijr)

55 Keto continues....down to 222 from 230. goal is to get back to 205. No gym because 60hr work weeks.

Posted by: redchief at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (Kab4E)

56 I knew Onan.
Onan, was a friend of mine.
And you, Sir, are NO ONAN!
Posted by: Heirloominati, MAINTAINZZZ over here, Boss at October 15, 2021 05:41 PM (vrpmk)

Onan O'Brien?

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (L+JsU)

57 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (tLGqS)

Worked at a Training Company in Denver who had GREAT Christmas parties, the first 2 years I was there. Then one of the Instructors complained as she was a religion that did not celebrate Christmas, and downright hated Halloween (which brought this all on, as we did a Halloween day in Costume).

So, we had an 'End of Year' party, just before Christmas, and got the hotel throwing it to put up Orange and Black Decorations... since Christmas was verboten. She was not amused.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

58 "Based on their filthy habits of nigh-constant onanism"

I don't know why you had to specifically drag ME into this. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (CBrao)

59 I've been waiting for this thread to pop up.

I've been doing the no carb thing after reading so much about it here.
In less than a month I'm down 20 lbs. and I think my stomach capacity has shrunk.
I just want to take the time to thank ace firstly and you morons for this.
Thank you ace. I love you no homo
Thank you morons. Your insights and comments are the best.

Posted by: Bosk at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (x6uUk)

60 In fairness, it is hard to criticize hot women for doing hot women. Whowoukd not want to?

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:44 PM (QBCNp)

61 I survived the 'Rona.

Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 15, 2021 05:44 PM (eBWUj)

62 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (tLGqS)

Yep; With a year and a half of Covid hysteria and masking and lockdowns the season is just full of "cozy feelings" /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 05:44 PM (ueGNX)

63 Countdown to TX, Nurse R!

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (CJtAX)

64 Speaking of booze, I gotta go make a run for some before the liquor store closes. Stupid blue laws...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (DTX3h)

Hopefully your liquor store is closer then mine (15 miles, different county).

FWIW, I can't do 22:2 but 20:4 is doable.

Posted by: redchief at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (Kab4E)

65 redenzo: "Cool. Biker gives a shout out to his amigo half way through the shred."

I think he said, "Get the f*** off the course, Idjit!".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (aXxgO)

66 I'm gaaaaiiinzing weights.

I mean, I gainzing in the amount I can lift, which is nice.

Just a few pages left on my Lair of the White Worm rewrite. I'm going to write a story for Kroese's new "Mammon" anthology but he made enough changes to where I have to go in a different direction.

Hope to be getting some $$$ gainzz on the job front. Maybe some stockzzzz that are worth something...

OTOH, I live in Effin' L.A. City so I'm expecting some challenges going to the movies here, shortly.

Posted by: moviegique at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (asXVI)

67 Does building a rowing machine (out of steel) count as GAINZZ, or do I have to finish it first?

Asking, you know, for a moronic friend.

Posted by: Piercello at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (HreEk)

68 Oh yeah, heard a weird discussion on NPR this week about the plight of people with disfigured faces - scars, strawberry birthmarks, etc.. Of course there's now a PC term for it, think it's "facial differences" or something.

A couple of professors who specialize in this were saying that it's "attitudinal violence" when people ask someone about their scar, discolored skin, whatevr. Yes - violence for being curious. I get that the question can be phrased to be intentionally insulting, but seriously, yet again academia perpetuates the notion that some speech is literally violence.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (bDqIh)

69 A few weeks ago, I began dabbling with 22:2 IF (aka one meal per day) and had some success ... consumed by the fact that my career will be over next month for refusing the needle-rape. Despite all of that, I've been maintaining a 3-4lb weight loss so that's nice.

--

good for you. I'm still IF/OMAD etc etc with excessive drinking. No weight loss for me. I barely eat.

Well, I barely ate...Now, In fact, I started changing it up, eating eggs for breakfast along with my coffee. I'm even adding MCT to my coffee to get more saturated fat which I read is good for drinkers.

Then again, the WuFlu long haul bullshit after my breakthrough WuFlu has kept me out of the gym for over 2 months now.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:46 PM (ZZK0E)

70 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (d9FiS)

Sorry to hear that, AW. Will pray for your healing and strengthening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 05:46 PM (ueGNX)

71 Put a slight heel lift in your shoes. It can help
Take the strain off your Achilles.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (aLFi2)

Thanks nurse ratched!....I will give them a try.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2021 05:46 PM (R/m4+)

72 Achilles Tendonitis.

Ice, massage, ice, massage.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM

You said ice and massage twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 05:46 PM (rBtIz)

73
Put a slight heel lift in your shoes. It can help
Take the strain off your Achilles.
Posted




Funny stor
Was friends with a guy that had tondo this. Was back in the docs office a month later bitching that it hurt even more.

He had it in the wrong shoe.

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:46 PM (QBCNp)

74 Who is writing my comments, the spelling is atrocious

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:47 PM (QBCNp)

75 GAINZZZ! Started IF on Oct 1. 8/16 daily. Then a 40hr fast Sun 8pm to Tues Noon and a 64hr fast Wed 8pm to Sat Noon. Four eating days and 3 non-eating days per week. Black, green, and herbal teas, apple cider vinegar, butter for hunger pangs.

Have lost 8.8 pounds to date, belly protrudes slightly less, BP is lower.

This shit works where nothing else did before.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (4I/2K)

76 Bicycle dude is a crazy man.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (S7/a+)

77 ||Asking, you know, for a moronic friend.
Posted by: Piercello at October 15, 2021 05:45 PM (HreEk)||

I say report your gainzzzz here even if they're only half-gainzzzz, 'cause that'll encourage you to FINISH.

That's partly why I keep bringing up my book. I don't even know what I'm going to do with it when I'm done, but, by God, I'll finish it.

Posted by: moviegique at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (asXVI)

78 If you want to see more of the mountain biking ace posted look up Red Bull Urban Downhill Mountain Biking, they've been putting this on for years down in S.America. They always have a big event in Valpraiso(if thats how you spell it) which I believes in Chile...or at least in the Andes.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (0jZnq)

79 Piercello

There's always room for cello.

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (arJlL)

80 >>>Here's a shot of visually-induced adrenaline for you

If I ever need (another) place to plant my face, that is totally the place for me.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (vlXMQ)

81 For anyone interested in testosterone, I highly recommend Carole Hooven's recent book "T: The Story of Testosterone, the Hormone that Dominates and Divides Us." She raises several un-woke theories about what T does and does not do.

Posted by: ID Gent at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (rBee0)

82 >>> visually-induced adrenaline

Yowza!

Posted by: fluffy at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM (UnQlg)

83 Once I tried downhill mountain biking.

Once.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 05:49 PM (BFigT)

84 *waves to nurse ratched*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:49 PM (GbPPJ)

85 I saw Any Fat Pansexual open for John Popper at the Gorge in '99

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2021 05:49 PM (786Ro)

86 >>>78 If you want to see more of the mountain biking ace posted look up Red Bull Urban Downhill Mountain Biking, they've been putting this on for years down in S.America. They always have a big event in Valpraiso(if thats how you spell it) which I believes in Chile...or at least in the Andes.


yes in Chile. I'll check that out.

I have a memory of doing this kind of thing as a kid, but not like this, of course.

Posted by: ace at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (0G13K)

87 Ace, I really don't understand how you can make the posts you made at 2:02 and 5:04 (the McCabe portion) and on the same day say something like "but it's OK if Trump was so toxic that had to oppose him in 2020"-- because that's what NeverTrump boiled down to in 2020.

I think Trump sucked and sucks, he's a charlatan, but in the 2020 election, the other side of the coin was observably and predictably worse.

I get you don't want to piss off some of your readership, but anyone who couldn't vote for Trump in 2020 when presented with an alternative of Biden/Harris should own their portion of the fruits of the Biden/Harris administration even if it hurts their wittle feel-feels.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (d5yY1)

88 Of course there's now a PC term for it, think it's "facial differences" or something.

-
The teachers at Mrs. Wrecks' school refer to kids with different faces as "FLKs" for "Funny Looking Kids".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (d9FiS)

89 Pretty sure doing the in n out real savage-like to the sphincter is body terrorism.

Posted by: I could be wrong at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (Tvvj2)

90 *waves at jt*

You know, I am actually getting to use mine this weekend?! Brahms Requiem in SC.

It has been a long time.

Posted by: Piercello at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (HreEk)

91 Once I accidentally shot a fat pansexual while out hunting wild boars. It's hard to tell them apart in the brush.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (guGkK)

92 Hey, Ace! I've got GAAINZZ for you...

On the pushup front, I'm up to 150 per day this week. Had been doing 125 for about a month, and 100 since some time mid-summer.

Now doing five sets of thirty, spread out over the day.

Feels great.

And I'm yuge.

(Well, not. I'm 5'9" and in the low 160's, but this definitely is pumping me up.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (dfRN6)

93 Jonah doesn't lack the male hormones. He chooses not to use them so as to not shame his fellow cucks and their Bulls.

It's tough being as manly as he.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (FZzni)

94 Thanks for all the advice. Computer working fine now. I just went to Power and right clicked for the option to Restart and update. Seems to be ok.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (nxdel)

95 and I guess maybe this wasn't the right thread so, sorry

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (d5yY1)

96 The Fuck.


Was it the shelving crack this morning?

Is that why I get this abuse?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (VHLkx)

97 It seems the Hooters girls got new britches. I'm going to need to see more before and after pics to make a judgement. Here's some to start:

https://is.gd/0425h7

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (Tnijr)

98
On the pushup front, I'm up to 150 per day this week. Had been doing 125 for about a month, and 100 since some time mid-summer.

---

bravo.

still at zero a day

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:52 PM (ZZK0E)

99 Sorry to hear that, AW. Will pray for your healing and strengthening.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thanks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 15, 2021 05:52 PM (d9FiS)

100 30 minutes on the speed bag with Mitch McConnell's face on it.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 15, 2021 05:52 PM (2xGy+)

101 Once I accidentally shot a fat pansexual while out hunting wild boars...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2021 05:50 PM (guGkK)

Thank goodness you did not shoot him in your pajamas !

Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 05:53 PM (V13WU)

102 Jewells, can I ask you a general question about etsy & paypal?
So to sell on etsy, you need a paypal account, right? And does it have to be a paypal business account?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 05:53 PM (YZG/i)

103 Bicycle dude is a crazy man.
Posted by: Splunge
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..who lives in a shithole.

Anyhow, I don't see how the bicycle can accommodate the cojones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2021 05:53 PM (Ve6n5)

104 There's always room for cello.
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 05:48 PM

You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 05:54 PM (rBtIz)

105 oh right, while Lucifer dabbled in PC bullshit...Ted Lasso started off so strong and hit the fucking wokest bullshit PC wall in the middle of season 2.

some of it is unwatchable. be warned.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:54 PM (ZZK0E)

106 103 Anyhow, I don't see how the bicycle can accommodate the cojones.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2021 05:53 PM (Ve6n5)


Right, especially since he is at the mercy of everyone on the route down not getting ideas about messing him up, which would be really easy.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 05:54 PM (S7/a+)

107 I remember reading an article a woman wrote a while back about what she experienced when she was getting testosterone boosts as part of a treatment. She admitted that she had the urge to jump the bones of pretty much every adult male she saw.

Posted by: junior at October 15, 2021 05:54 PM (pVUa1)

108 That village on the side of the cliff is gonna slide down one day.

What a shit hole. They're living in each others arm pit.

Wonder what they think of some guy taking up their streets for his silly bike run.

It was quite thrilling tho. Not that I'd ever have the desire to do it.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 15, 2021 05:55 PM (FZzni)

109

The conservative case for sticking stuff in your orifi...

Posted by: Jonah Goldsphincter at October 15, 2021 05:55 PM (GKpUA)

110 Sweet downhill run. That third set of steps has a crazy entrance.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 05:55 PM (VHLkx)

111 It seems the Hooters girls got new britches. I'm going to need to see more before and after pics to make a judgement. Here's some to start...

----

yeah, that's a bit much. They're dressing like bottle service girls at Mandalay's Adult Pool Lounges.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 15, 2021 05:55 PM (ZZK0E)

112 I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland. -Ace

So, which one is she? And am I supposed to want to bang her? Sexuality is so confusing for my generation...
https://tinyurl.com/2r8n8v62

Posted by: Confused adolescent boy at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (NCgXW)

113 Good wholesome fun in the hometown, that bike ride!

Posted by: Heirloominati, never THAT much T ! at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (vrpmk)

114 Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (Tnijr)

Gotta admit, those are a bit too short.

Lots of borderline women can't pull those off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (oHd/0)

115 bravo.

still at zero a day

Posted by: Tim Riggins

But you have so much room for growth.

Posted by: I mean at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (nJSLa)

116 I've been waiting for this thread to pop up.

I've been doing the no carb thing after reading so much about it here.
In less than a month I'm down 20 lbs. and I think my stomach capacity has shrunk.
I just want to take the time to thank ace firstly and you morons for this.
Thank you ace. I love you no homo
Thank you morons. Your insights and comments are the best.
Posted by: Bosk at October 15, 2021 05:43 PM (x6uUk)

Ditto Ditto

Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

117 I think the scariest part of that downhill was the first 3 hay bales. Would have been easy to clip any of those.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (VHLkx)

118 You know who has funny looking faces?

Just about everyone in the deep state. I mean, it's very strange.

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 05:57 PM (AwPyG)

119 The conservative case for trying to get your testicles to retract into the canals from which they descended.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2021 05:57 PM (S7/a+)

120 Aside from one, that is. In women, testosterone levels were sharply higher in those who had ever experienced a same-sex relationship.




So they are saying that some women are just horny and want to fuck anything, including themselves?

Huh, who would have ever thought that?

#theyinventedblowjobs

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:57 PM (QBCNp)

121
The Throne of Saturn by Allen Drury is out as an e-book. Bought it in a shot. Now when are they going to re-issue the novels of James Gould Cozzens and John O'Hara?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 05:58 PM (/U27+)

122 gab made a meme last week that it looked like the Kavanaugh whistleblower, the face book whistleblower, and Greta were all created in the same petri dish.

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 05:58 PM (AwPyG)

123 #theyinventedblowjobs

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 

Not really but ok.

Posted by: Buttgig at October 15, 2021 05:58 PM (nJSLa)

124 Who the fuck goes to hooters?

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:59 PM (QBCNp)

125 It seems the Hooters girls got new britches. I'm going to need to see more before and after pics to make a judgement. Here's some to start:

https://is.gd/0425h7
Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (Tnijr)

So the Hooters' girls are annoyed about the skimpier outfit and to prove their outrage they all take to social media to show off in the new skimpier outfit.

Mmmmkay.

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 05:59 PM (bIt+P)

126 I thought Blowjobs were culturally appropriated from Fruit bats?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 05:59 PM (VHLkx)

127 Not MOVIEZZZZ but TVZZZZ and it's older and cheaper.

Been binge watching "The Sopranos". I'd never saw it during its original run because I didn't have cable.

Just finished season 2.

Tony and Big Pussy whacked the goomba who shot Christopher. Then Tony saw Dr Melfi. Then Janice whacked Richie Aprile. And Tony saw Dr Melfi. Then Carmela's hunky contractor flaked on her because he thought Tony would whack him. Then Tony, Paulie, and Silvio whacked Big Pussy.

And Uncle Junior got his hand caught in the garbage disposal while under house arrest.

Posted by: Hands at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (786Ro)

128 Just finished an interesting book on the Plantagenet Kings by Dan Jones, and beginning another one by the same author on the Wars of the Roses.

Crazy stuff -- who needs Game of Thrones when this actual history is just as filled with murder, war, torture, war, alliances, war, betrayal, war, regicide, war, chivalry, war, crossbows, war, longbows, war, arranged and actual royal marriages of prepubescent princes and princesses, war, sieges, war, starvation, war, Plague, war, Saints, war, et. al.?

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (ILUPz)

129 Sometimes, programs don't release all the memory they use and the housekeeping programs of the operating system doesn't catch them so the memory gets twitchy and it's not easy to understand why.

Whenever I get that (and I have a linus op sys) close everything and reboot and suddenly everything is fine. This is because I don't turn my computer off and on during the day. It's on 24/7. I'm a believer in the idea that off and on stresses electronics more than just letting them idle. (as long as they have good cooling) Longer on time means the cache and memory gluts don't get flushed out as often and can build way up.

So reboot the thing. Pretend it's actually a boot you're taking to it to behave.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (FZzni)

130 I've lost almost 10 lbs on the covid diet. Feeling like you vaguely need to puke with a headache 24/7 is a great motivator. To not eat. If that's what it takes....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (qvjMx)

131 Not really but ok.
Posted by: Bhooter?




In fairness, it was women

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (QBCNp)

132 Whoa! Definitely. I'm watching that again!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (q/5Rt)

133
Who the fuck goes to hooters?
Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 05:59 PM (QBCNp)

_________

Nobody interested in good food.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (/U27+)

134
New Hooters uniform is a step in the right direction for the right set of buttocks, but their food is still mediocre, at best.

Gainzzz, probably at a low point weight-wise, a couple of weeks ago. As the days get shorter my activity level does too.

Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?

/ end of CheChe rant

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 15, 2021 06:01 PM (dQvv7)

135 tcn, prayers for your healing

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 06:01 PM (YZG/i)

136 Unfortunately, while testosterone may cure that itch, every application comes with a dose of slow-actin' prolactin.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 06:01 PM (KAi1n)

137 Market Research guy at Hooters deserves a promotion.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:01 PM (VHLkx)

138 I've lost 10 of my COVID pounds. WFH seriously cut down on my daily activity. I need to lose maybe 15 or twenty more, and I should be solid.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (cTqLg)

139 vmom, yes you need a paypal account. I set mine up actually before I opened my Etsy shop. I think mine is a business/personal account. If you sell something outside of Etsy you can tell that person to use the Friends and Family option and there is no fee.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (nxdel)

140 Annnnnd I'll put up $100 to any moron near that fat rodeo who wants to stand just outside the building selling doughnuts as they enter and exit the sob fest.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (8/6S4)

141 Lots of borderline women can't pull those off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 05:56 PM (oHd/0)

Can they pull them off it they just are clinically depressed or have Bipolar Disorder, or only if they have Borderline Personality Disorder?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (ueGNX)

142 Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (ILUPz)
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Sounds like lots of sex! And war.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (q/5Rt)

143 Grandpa's whispering, then shouting.
https://bit.ly/3AGa0Us

And here he's shouting some more.
https://bit.ly/3lGE6Tv

Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (UW2ZS)

144 Crazy stuff -- who needs Game of Thrones when this actual history is just as filled with murder, war, torture, war, alliances, war, betrayal, war, regicide, war, chivalry, war, crossbows, war, longbows, war, arranged and actual royal marriages of prepubescent princes and princesses, war, sieges, war, starvation, war, Plague, war, Saints, war, et. al.?
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (ILUPz)

You can start with Alfred and work your way through to King Charles and not find a single monarch with the slightest sense of morality.

Turns out I'm related to a whole lot of these folks, so I makes it more interesting to read about them. The Scottish are also fun to explore; I'm related to Malcolm Canmore and St. Margaret, so I have maybe 1/100th of a drop of blood from there... as do millions of others, I expect.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (qvjMx)

145 The lower testosterone levels in younger people ought to be extremely concerning to anyone, and not just because it's fun to masturbate. (Or have sex.)

I'd feel a whole lot better about a whole lot of things if people with various sex or gender issues were at least tested to find out what their hormone levels are, not just T but all of them that we can test. Maybe it's nothing, but without checking we won't know.

For all of that, it might explain why so very many people are fat, too. There's definitely seems to be an anecdotal "go on hormones and gain 100 pounds" thing. It would be interesting and useful to see if the anecdote translates to data.

Posted by: Synova at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (BD/yx)

146 I'd pay good money to see footage from the Body Terrorism Conference.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (/4vtq)

147 I haven't been to a Hooters in over a quarter century. I'm not sure if that's depressing or not.

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (Tnijr)

148 nurse, 4 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (OssB6)

149 What a video!

Posted by: Alana at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (7iVzU)

150 BTW vmom how is your nephew?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (nxdel)

151 MOVIESZZZ without enriching HOLLYWEIRDZZZ...

Silents! You can download all kinds of great silent movies for freeee and even legal from archive.org.

Posted by: moviegique at October 15, 2021 06:04 PM (asXVI)

152 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:00 PM (qvjMx)

Sorry to hear that. How long have you had Covid?

Will pray for your recovery soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 06:04 PM (ueGNX)

153 " Lots of borderline women can't pull those off.
Posted by: Romeo13"

Or on!

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 06:04 PM (Tnijr)

154 143 Grandpa's whispering, then shouting.
https://bit.ly/3AGa0Us

And here he's shouting some more.
https://bit.ly/3lGE6Tv
Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2021 06:02 PM (UW2ZS)

Somebody goosed Grandpa Stinkfinger? What a maroon.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:05 PM (qvjMx)

155 it they just are clinically depressed or have Bipolar Disorder, or only if they have Borderline Personality Disorder?




It is a fat thing

Posted by: Y5 at October 15, 2021 06:05 PM (QBCNp)

156 I mean, look at her. Sure she's got the buck-teeth and cheeks of a nerd groundhog but sis has got an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland.
-------------------

Thats only true in Indian pron. Danish sisters are more attractive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (q/5Rt)

157
Her Majesty is home for the weekend, having elected not to go to shows we're entered in up in Oklahoma. But starting next week she'll be gone every weekend until late December.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (/U27+)

158 Will pray for your recovery soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 06:04 PM (ueGNX)

Thank you dear, it's been 10 days so far. DH and the boy brought it home, and they are mostly mended. I'm about 5 days behind them. This too shall pass.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (qvjMx)

159 146 I'd pay good money to see footage from the Body Terrorism Conference.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2021 06:03 PM (/4vtq)


I do not think you would.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (mbFEM)

160 The Ms. parents took both our kids for the weekend to take them all hunting on their property. We were gifted tickets to both Braves games at home vs. the Dodgers. We are hitting up the UGA v Kentucky game with plans to leave by mid 3rd quarter if it's over, which it should be... before driving to Suntrust Park for game 1.
We should be in Athens in the game day condo by midnight.
GAINZZZ, I'm maintaining perfectly. Zero drop off. My test went up by 40% on the at least 36 eggs a day diet over the summer and early fall confirming the studies. Anavar is a hell of a drug for women.... fats seethe at the athletic toned women. Seriously, fats should be forced to get on Anavar and push some iron and eat right or lose medical care and their human rights.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (GQmun)

161 That course was tough. How many survivors made it?

Crashing on any of the staircases would really hurt.

I much milder stuff in the woods of Fort Meade as a yut. My brother got a concussion from his attempts. And we still bring itn up, decades later. Family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

162 My gainzz has been watching videos of people climbing K2. I've seen several of the ones on Everest. Climbing K2 is just insane. It's much more difficult, with less support for the climbers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2021 06:07 PM (5HBd1)

163 Whew... I got a workout just watching that bike video... impressive!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 06:07 PM (NpAcC)

164 I'm going to do some guitar and keyboard practicing later. I do miss ballroom dancing which I haven't done in years, unfortunately. Occasionally, I listen to the music for a line dance called "Sir Roger de Coverly" which I would love to dance again (and "Strip the Willow", and a waltz called "Congress of Vienna", and....) Sigh. But there is NFWIH I'm going to dance with a mask on.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 06:07 PM (KAi1n)

165 That bike video was nuts. That dude makes those X Games punks look like pussies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 15, 2021 06:08 PM (QFVV9)

166 46 AW hope it's only like I get a muscle spasm, I really ought to look into stretching exercises

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 06:08 PM (2JoB8)

167 Not doing too bad on GAINZZZ these days...Upped my daily activity to 7000-10000 steps (about 3.5 to 5.5 miles or so). I might even have lost a pound or so...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2021 06:08 PM (K5n5d)

168 Also, for sinuses, get Xlear. It's a saline solution. They add xylitiol to take down swelling. One of the Horde mentioned it and I have been using it. It really has kept the sinus problems under control.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 15, 2021 06:08 PM (5HBd1)

169 t may well be that Hooters' introduction of a new uniform was influenced by a 2017 report, which indicated that the restaurant's flagging sales may have been to blame - at least in part - on the changing sexual fantasies of millennial men.

At the time, Business Insider reported that 'millennials are less interested in breasts than their elders', after adult website Pornhub revealed that people between the ages of 18 and 24 were 19 per cent less likely to search for breasts when seeking X-rated content online than older generations.

I'm so glad that pornhub gives out authoritative info on what porn younger people like. I guess it never occurred to Hooters than men don't have to go and pay too much for a lousy meal to look at boobs and buttocks. They just turn on pornhub.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 06:08 PM (ueGNX)

170 30 I've lost almost 10 lbs on the covid diet. Feeling like you vaguely need to puke with a headache 24/7 is a great motivator. To not eat. If that's what it takes....
Posted by: tcn in

I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2021 06:09 PM (9mPbX)

171

Uhhhhh, Should we be scared?

My atomic clock just went nuts the second hand is spinning around, full revolution in about 10 seconds...

I don't know if I'm about to have the big one, or the aliens have finally had enough of this shit and our star is about to go nova...

Well, if I or we are extinguished, it's been a pleasure and a privilege to hang out with you!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 15, 2021 06:09 PM (BqIHC)

172 @144

I might have to disagree, there's a reason Alfred the Great is the only British king called "the Great."

It's similar to the story of the Greeks at Thermopylae; a handfull of Englishman had been driven into the swamps by the conquering Vikings, and Alfred said, "Let's do this."

We'd all be speaking Danish, but for him

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 06:09 PM (AwPyG)

173 BOOKZZZZZ
I just picked up "A Brightness Long Ago" by Guy Gavriel Kay. He writes fictional stories that are based on historical periods. This one is based on early Renaissance Italy.

Posted by: pete at October 15, 2021 06:09 PM (7qEST)

174 So how does this testosterone thing work, does it deplete the more you use it, or does self abuse increase levels?

And can it be transferred to your woman through contact? Dr. House once had a patient whose daughter grew a peen or something because he was oozing the stuff all over her somehow. Could that happen? Is my wife in jeopardy?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (PEQfB)

175 That bike video? Meh.

I used to go up that hill everyday for kindergarten while carrying my bike.

It was usually snowing.

Posted by: johnd01 at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (uVQvU)

176 From the "how dumb can you be?" dept. I'm scoring the wrapper on a wine bottle and go to lift it off and nothing. So, now I'm stabbing this thing trying to get the foil off. No hope, but I notice that what's there sure doesn't look like cork. The winery changed to screw top bottles. I lost some brain cells on that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (OssB6)

177
If Hunter was an English king he'd be "Methelred the Unready."

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (cTqLg)

178 But starting next week she'll be gone every weekend until late December.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (/U27+)

Did you find out determinatively that Delilah isn't working for the Feds?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (qvjMx)

179 >> That course was tough. How many survivors made it?
>Crashing on any of the staircases would really hurt.


The bike that guy is on can handle a lot more than that course offered up.
...crashing on stairs like that is no bueno. Nowhere to go that isn't real dense and square edged.
But. I would ride that course on my rig. Not at those speeds, but it was all doable.
And I am at the back end of 29, now.


Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:11 PM (VHLkx)

180 Secret to a high sex drive, muscles and masculinity is the right amount of steak, butter and bacon every day that keeps your testicles churning out testosterone.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2021 06:11 PM (0jZnq)

181 I just love the tough guy penitentiary faced frowns on these assholes showing just how badass they really are, and we better damn well believe it! lol

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2021 06:11 PM (+ya+t)

182 Vmom

New Etsy shop owners no longer have the choice to use a personal/business Paypal account to accept payments, all payments are now thru Etsy Payments - If a buyer pays with PayPal, the funds are sent to your Etsy Payment account and the payment will be deposited into your bank account after all fees are deducted. (Paypal payments are paid to Etsy's account, Etsy pays the shop owner).

Posted by: old chick at October 15, 2021 06:11 PM (sOete)

183 I lost some brain cells on that one.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (OssB6)

Next time have the pool boy open and serve it for you.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:12 PM (qvjMx)

184
Secret to a high sex drive, muscles and masculinity is the right amount of steak, butter and bacon every day that keeps your testicles churning out testosterone.
Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2021 06:11 PM (0jZnq)

Style guide says "hormone that Jonah Goldberg lacks."

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 06:12 PM (cTqLg)

185 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 15, 2021 06:06 PM (GQmun)

What are" Ms. Parents?-Miscellaneous? Miscreants? Readers of Ms Magazine?

It's nice to know your stunning physique impresses all the gals and your sage advice can help your gal pal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 06:13 PM (ueGNX)

186 @164

There are local Jane Austen societies, or Regency dance clubs everywhere that hold dances where everyone does the original 19th century favorites.

It's a lot of fun, and there are plenty of men who attend.

An annual event in Santa Barbara is "Admiral Nelson's Ball" and there are thousands who go.

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 06:13 PM (AwPyG)

187
Did you find out determinatively that Delilah isn't working for the Feds?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:10 PM (qvjMx)

__________

She denies it, of course. Manipulative bitch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2021 06:13 PM (/U27+)

188 From the "how dumb can you be?" dept. I'm scoring the wrapper on a wine bottle and go to lift it off and nothing. So, now I'm stabbing this thing trying to get the foil off. No hope, but I notice that what's there sure doesn't look like cork. The winery changed to screw top bottles. I lost some brain cells on that one.
------------
You're not alone, I did the same thing yesterday.

Posted by: dartist at October 15, 2021 06:14 PM (+ya+t)

189 Eleanor of Aquitaine had lots of crazy hormones going. What a woman. Wealthiest noble in France and able to preserve her lands, marries a couple of times, before giving birth to a bunch of nutty sons in conjunction with a no-nonsense warlord husband.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:14 PM (q/5Rt)

190 15 Go on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 15, 2021 05:33 PM (kBuGL)
bzzzzzzzttttt
Hmm what was that?
bzzzzzzztttt
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 15, 2021 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

...uhhh, opening the raptor cage?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 15, 2021 06:14 PM (BgMrQ)

191 gainzzzzzz.
So I did the 100 pushup challenge, and got to 100. I was at 25x4, and planned on getting to 50x2 when I got sick.

Have not pushed an up in almost 3 weeks.

I got better, and now plan on starting up again.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2021 06:15 PM (PEQfB)

192 Bare Shelves Biden

https://tinyurl.com/ye7xm9bj

https://twitter.com/i/status
/1449100498066305025

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 06:16 PM (7I43c)

193 Horrible, evil prank idea. Get into the PA system and announce that there's been a gas leak and they need to run to safety.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 15, 2021 05:34

Thanks for the first chortle of my day. You BB are a baaaad man.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2021 06:17 PM (55Qr6)

194 dartist, the bad part is next time I'm going to expect a screw top and it will be a cork.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:17 PM (OssB6)

195 And the post script to the Alfred story, is that the Vilking king decided the English must have some very good juju to beat such a big army with so few men, so he commanded his men to be baptized Christians.

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 06:17 PM (AwPyG)

196 189 Eleanor of Aquitaine had lots of crazy hormones going. What a woman. Wealthiest noble in France and able to preserve her lands, marries a couple of times, before giving birth to a bunch of nutty sons in conjunction with a no-nonsense warlord husband.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:14 PM (q/5Rt)

I rather idolize her. She used every last ounce of her power, that one did.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (qvjMx)

197 There are local Jane Austen societies, or Regency dance clubs everywhere that hold dances where everyone does the original 19th century favorites.

Posted by: artemis

I know. I used to be very active in them around S.F. (Not that I'm a good dancer; some things I do well, some I do well enough, and some things I don't do.) Until shut down by COVID, the SF Bay Area had the world's largest Dickens Fair, 5 weekends from Turkey weekend to Xmas. But circumstances got in the way and I'm not sure when I'll be able to get back -- if they'll even be back what with the bastard offspring of the Black Plague and the sweating sickness (Henry VIII's time and it truly was lethal) among us and me living in Norcal.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (KAi1n)

198 *waves at jt*

You know, I am actually getting to use mine this weekend?! Brahms Requiem in SC.

It has been a long time.
Posted by: Piercello

Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (arJlL)

199 I have drank hundreds of wines and every once in a while get fooled with cap or cork.

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

200 I read a book by Guy Gavriel Kay. Think it was Byzantium. It was very good.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (Y+l9t)

201 An annual event in Santa Barbara is "Admiral Nelson's Ball" and there are thousands who go.
Posted by: artemis at Oct

I have never heard of this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2021 06:18 PM (9mPbX)

202 @184 The Rt. Rv. Yudhisthiras Dice-Noted, and I stand corrected. : )

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2021 06:19 PM (0jZnq)

203 173 BOOKZZZZZ
I just picked up "A Brightness Long Ago" by Guy Gavriel Kay.

==

I remember liking his books years ago. Don't think I've read that one.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 06:19 PM (YZG/i)

204 --MOVIESZZZ without enriching HOLLYWEIRDZZZ...


Check them out from the LIBRARYZZZ!

Fun horror flick is 'Attack th Block'.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2021 06:20 PM (bDqIh)

205 @189

Eleanor was so valuable a bride that there were several attempts to kidnap her, and carry her off by force. Scholars aren't sure why she'd marry Henry, since he was younger than she was and no where near as important as her other suitors.

Although she was rumored to be having an incestuous affair with her uncle at the time, so there's that

Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 06:20 PM (AwPyG)

206 >>>Area had the world's largest Dickens Fair

======

Do they happen to have Dicken's cider at the fair?

Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (oAI0Z)

207 Current question: where has all the rum gone?

I will be transitioning to bourbon.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (mbFEM)

208 I lost three pounds in my face to a plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Gelfling in the Sidebar at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (Xrfse)

209 118 You know who has funny looking faces?
Just about everyone in the deep state. I mean, it's very strange.
Posted by: artemis at October 15, 2021 05:57 PM (AwPyG)

To steal someone else's line:

Washington is Hollywood for ugly people

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (BgMrQ)

210 So where was that bike video? Couldn't see any faces, but I am guessing Indonesia. Anyone know?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (PEQfB)

211 Hi! CaliGirl. I read about your having to turn crops under for lack of packaging material. What a bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (OssB6)

212 >194 dartist, the bad part is next time I'm going to expect a screw top and it will be a cork.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:17 PM (OssB6)


Hey sis! I sent you an email this morning.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 06:22 PM (dHUZO)

213 Sharon, 5 days!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:22 PM (OssB6)

214 Just knock the top of the bottle off with your sword.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 06:23 PM (tLGqS)

215 >> So where was that bike video? Couldn't see any faces, but I am guessing Indonesia. Anyone know?


Pretty sure it is in S. or C. America

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:23 PM (VHLkx)

216 Catherine the Great (who did not "ride" a horse) also liked her pleasures. However, she really did accomplish a lot for her adopted country (she was Austrian).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 15, 2021 06:24 PM (KAi1n)

217 I know there are urban downhill typr courses like that in the Andes, Brazil and Mexico. At least, events I have seen.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:24 PM (VHLkx)

218 Maud'dib, received and there are never enough Thank You's.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:24 PM (OssB6)

219 {{Ben Had}} I was literally just about to send you the same message. Lol must be all the wine talk.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:24 PM (Y+l9t)

220 Pretty sure it is in S. or C. America
Posted by: garrett

dooh! the screenshot says Medellin.
I missed that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2021 06:25 PM (PEQfB)

221 Do they happen to have Dicken's cider at the fair?
Posted by: 6-4-3 at October 15, 2021 06:21 PM (oAI0Z)


Was at a gathering this weekend and a guy brought Cummins Cider.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:25 PM (mbFEM)

222 >218 Maud'dib, received and there are never enough Thank You's.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 15, 2021 06:24 PM (OssB6)



Oh Pshaw. I enjoy doing it. I will miss being there

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 06:25 PM (dHUZO)

223 I wouldn't have thought twice about jumping on that bike!




35 years ago.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 15, 2021 06:25 PM (DB16e)

224 Here's a shot of visually-induced adrenaline for you:

Absolute madness. He wasn't even done! He might have had another 1000' of elevation before he reached the valley floor. (Maybe he wrecked and the camera stopped working)

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (l0Lgi)

225 Empty Shelves Joe

https://tinyurl.com/yeeduosn

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (7I43c)

226 I gained a Jack o Lantern full of candy corn.
Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

Candy corn? Bleech! Give me Circus Peanuts any day over candy corn.

Posted by: InCali at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (ov5G+)

227 ...and, apparently in Columbia.

It is a them in S. American downhill racing.

I have seen couses that go through some residences down there.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (VHLkx)

228 >>215 >> So where was that bike video? Couldn't see any faces, but I am guessing Indonesia. Anyone know?


It says Medellin in the first frame so I'm guessing Colombia.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (vuisn)

229 My goal is to get up to 200 lbs even, without an increase in my waist. I was probably 185 a year ago.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (ybIRR)

230 226 I gained a Jack o Lantern full of candy corn.
Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

Candy corn? Bleech! Give me Circus Peanuts any day over candy corn.
Posted by: InCali at October 15, 2021 06:26 PM (ov5G+)

Pixey Sticks.... straw full of pure sugar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (oHd/0)

231 All my Gainzz are Covid. Dropped 15 lbs and counting. Wish I could do this an easier way.

Posted by: tbodie at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (na0uG)

232 From the "how dumb can you be?" dept...

You need the t-shirt I saw somebody's grandmother wearing in my Amish store yesterday:

"If you're feeling dumb, think of the poor Biden voters!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (l0Lgi)

233 Hi! CaliGirl. I read about your having to turn crops under for lack of packaging material. What a bitch.
Posted by: Ben Had at

Hey Ben Had, I hope all is well with you!

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2021 06:28 PM (9mPbX)

234 "If you're feeling dumb, think of the poor Biden voters!"
Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (l0Lgi)

OK, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

235 What the hell is wrong with those people?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:28 PM (mD/uy)

236 Muad'dib, you make the best maple syrup on the planet.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:29 PM (Y+l9t)

237 That ride down the hill/slums/drug cartel was something else.

I wonder if the winner gets 5 Kilos of Cocaine?

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2021 06:29 PM (haWye)

238 Cutting off your dick and balls, or your tits as the case may be, sure seems like "body terrorism."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 06:29 PM (II3Gr)

239 Dock full of containers - one truck

https://tinyurl.com/ye6f767r

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (7I43c)

240 I'll be at a wedding in Montana soon. I'll keep my eyes peeled for Garrett.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (dHUZO)

241 Guys, would a young Michael Caine make a good James Bond? When he was young he was kind of a brute, but became a gentleman as he got older. The strong-brute gentlemen tension is the heart of the character.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (ybIRR)

242
My pee pee hurts.

Posted by: Bill Cliton at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (dQvv7)

243 237 That ride down the hill/slums/drug cartel was something else.

I wonder if the winner gets 5 Kilos of Cocaine?
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2021 06:29 PM (haWye)

Peruvia. 5 liters of Value-Rite.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (dfRN6)

244 Sir David Amess killed by a Somali terrorist.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 15, 2021 06:31 PM (qbLRU)

245 I bet I could do that bike course. For all of about five seconds before my spectacular crash.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2021 06:31 PM (Cq3Zs)

246 242
My pee pee hurts.
Posted by: Bill Cliton at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (dQvv7)

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb "Low-T" Bush at October 15, 2021 06:32 PM (II3Gr)

247 241 Guys, would a young Michael Caine make a good James Bond? When he was young he was kind of a brute, but became a gentleman as he got older. The strong-brute gentlemen tension is the heart of the character.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (ybIRR)


He played Austin Powers father, which is pretty close.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:32 PM (mbFEM)

248 Morgoth's Review is talking about the movie Heat.

https://odysee.com/@MorgothReviews:5

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:32 PM (ybIRR)

249 201 An annual event in Santa Barbara is "Admiral Nelson's Ball" and there are thousands who go.
Posted by: artemis at Oct
I have never heard of this.
Posted by: CaliGirl

It's only for rich stiffs, many of whom have bizarre sexual proclivities, some furry.

Posted by: Jonah Goldsphincter at October 15, 2021 06:32 PM (GKpUA)

250 >236 Muad'dib, you make the best maple syrup on the planet.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:29 PM (Y+l9t)


Awwww. You are very kind. I think God does the hard part. I just remove most of the water. Not meaning to ruin a surprise but there will be some at the TXMOME.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 06:32 PM (dHUZO)

251 >>I bet I could do that bike course. For all of about five seconds before my spectacular crash.


Like I said, that 2nd or 3rd hay bale would have got me. Did not pick up the Barrio Slallom theme there until way too late.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:33 PM (VHLkx)

252 >>241 Guys, would a young Michael Caine make a good James Bond? When he was young he was kind of a brute, but became a gentleman as he got older. The strong-brute gentlemen tension is the heart of the character.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:30 PM (ybIRR)

Wasn't his Harry Palmer films intentionally a "darker" style of Bond?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 06:34 PM (vuisn)

253 I wonder if the winner gets 5 Kilos of Cocaine?
Posted by: Czech Chick

To do what, CC? Calm him down? LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:34 PM (mD/uy)

254 That bike probably has 6-7" of suspension travel on it.

Most of the things he is hitting are barely even pushing it beyond its sag limits. odern Downhill Bikes are a lot more like riding a motocross bike than a bicycle bike.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:35 PM (VHLkx)

255 I would not have real heartburn with Idris Elba as James Bond. The main things you need are a British accent and look good in a tux. Elba can pull those off. As time passes, you have to pull history forward, so SAS in Helmland Province or whatever.

HOWEVER - there was a movie that I think was his trial run, it was originally titled Bastille Day and was to open on Bastille Day. The one when they had an actual terror attack in France. So they renamed it something. Elba plays a CIA guy and he tries to do the witty one-liners and it falls flat. Though I kinda blame his American accent because he seems to struggle with that.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:36 PM (mbFEM)

256 97 It seems the Hooters girls got new britches. I'm going to need to see more before and after pics to make a judgement. Here's some to start:

https://is.gd/0425h7

Posted by: f'd at October 15, 2021 05:51 PM (Tnijr)

Article says that the "infamous chain shifts its focus to bare derrieres after decades of cleavage flaunting." I sure hope they don't change their name to Turdcutters or something.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 15, 2021 06:36 PM (lNHqD)

257 Apparently that bike thing occurs at a place in a third-world country where some other third-world country tests its missiles.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2021 06:36 PM (HmZuC)

258 The speed he is doing it at is what is really impressive.

Those lines he is taking through the enclosed stairwell? Craziness at those speeds.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:36 PM (VHLkx)

259 Thanks Jewells & old chick!

Jewells, my gnephew seems to be slowly improving, he even woke up briefly this morning. Just praying he continues to heal.

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (YZG/i)

260 They don't make bike races crazier than this > https://tinyurl.com/2ksesbve

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (AmoqO)

261 Awwww. You are very kind. I think God does the hard part. I just remove most of the water. Not meaning to ruin a surprise but there will be some at the TXMOME.
Posted by: Muad'dib at
I was lucky enough to win one at the NoVa MoMe. I noticed it was thicker than commercial brands. Is that because you remove the water? It does make it last longer which is a good thing unless you do mail order.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (Y+l9t)

262 Chick (yes, I use the term "chick") in front of me at the grocery store had some Hooter's quality shorts on. Didn't seem to faze her. Or the bag boi. Or me.

Now the wine mom in isle 6...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (BFigT)

263 @239

>>Dock full of containers - one truck


I was listening to a hit with one of the managers of the docks in Cali and he casually said it was going to take them a couple of months to ramp up operations.

So Black Friday and Christmas are right out.

The Meat Puppet is careening from one catastrophe to the next.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (gG5bR)

264 My goal is to get up to 200 lbs even, without an increase in my waist. I was probably 185 a year ago.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 15, 2021 06:27 PM (ybIRR)

dick!. nah just kidding.

I have dropped 60 pounds. If someone asked me how I did it I could not give a specific regime. Sure there was intermittent fasting and way fewer carbs. But really it is/was eating a certain level of calories and just shutting off once you reach a Level.

When you are low carb you get an extra five pounds off just with water. I quit that, and though I am at a low I haven't seen since the 90's, I know I could do another five pounds in a few days if needed.

Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 06:38 PM (ehoxz)

265 There's a downhill race in the Alps that you could not pay me to ride. Holy shit. Some of the exposure is like 3-4k feet!

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:38 PM (VHLkx)

266 Just got 400 rounds of 9mm delivered with a free ammo box!

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:38 PM (mbFEM)

267 Article says that the "infamous chain shifts its focus to bare derrieres after decades of cleavage flaunting." I sure hope they don't change their name to Turdcutters or something.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

For a time, there was a Tilted Kilt right next to the local Hooter's. It was said the Tilted Kilt only hired women that were too slutty for Hooter's.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:39 PM (mD/uy)

268 More prayers vmom!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:39 PM (mD/uy)

269 For a time, there was a Tilted Kilt right next to the local Hooter's. It was said the Tilted Kilt only hired women that were too slutty for Hooter's.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 06:39 PM (mD/uy)


They say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (mbFEM)

270 171
Uhhhhh, Should we be scared?
My atomic clock just went nuts the second hand is spinning around, full revolution in about 10 seconds...
I don't know if I'm about to have the big one, or the aliens have finally had enough of this shit and our star is about to go nova...
Well, if I or we are extinguished, it's been a pleasure and a privilege to hang out with you!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer

Are we dead yet?

Posted by: Large Hardon Collider at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (GKpUA)

271 The picture of gelfling Hewitt is what keeps me going so I can better attract female non-gelflings with my GAINZZZZ

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (hQVBP)

272 That bike video is freaking nuts! The only thing it was missing was the spinning blades and fire, but that really would have been overkill. Most courses really aren't laid out with the intention of killing anybody that might stray a few inches to the left, much less fall off their bike.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

273 >> They don't make bike races crazier than this > https://tinyurl.com/2ksesbve


This is fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (VHLkx)

274 Thank you TonyPete & Blanco!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (YZG/i)

275 Trackless Downhill Street Luge would be a killer new X-Game, but I don't thing anyone would survive.
But that would guarantee more viewers though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (vuisn)

276 @256

The plan is to rename the chain "Cabooses". Locations will be made up to resemble the inside of a train dining car.

Posted by: junior at October 15, 2021 06:41 PM (pVUa1)

277 Last week, Buttigieg told MSNBC that the White House had "set up a task force" to address the mounting supply chain problem, calling it "obviously an incredibly complicated situation" and saying the DOT is "convening all of the different players ... bringing together everyone connected to the ports."

None of that actually made a dent in the 250,000 or so containers waiting to be offloaded in US ports, or backed-up trains and overworked truckers.

In a press conference on Wednesday, Biden also tried to blame the previous administration for the country's supply-chain issues, and ordered the Port of Los Angeles to work round-the clock - without explaining how it might be staffed, or by whom - and echoed Buttigieg's argument that a massive 'Build Back Better' spending bill would solve the supply chain issues. ...

Communist propaganda from Russia
https://tinyurl.com/yfmdd838

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 06:41 PM (7I43c)

278 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 06:42 PM (+Z1Gj)

279 > Just got 400 rounds of 9mm delivered with a free ammo box!

Nice! I just got my IMR powder today. According to the FedEx tracking site the powder got over a week long tour of my hometown.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2021 06:43 PM (UW2ZS)

280 273 >> They don't make bike races crazier than this > https://tinyurl.com/2ksesbve

This is fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2021 06:40 PM (VHLkx)


Go Pro guy goes on for 43 minutes. Brutal

Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 06:43 PM (AmoqO)

281 Nood bats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2021 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

282 In a press conference on Wednesday, Biden also tried to blame the previous administration for the country's supply-chain issues, and ordered the Port of Los Angeles to work round-the clock - without explaining how it might be staffed, or by whom - and echoed Buttigieg's argument that a massive 'Build Back Better' spending bill would solve the supply chain issues. ...

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2021 06:41 PM (7I43c)

They can't acknowledge the real problem. The State of Calif in the last 2 years destroyed the Owner Operator portion of the trucking industry. First they passed a law saying they will not license trucks made before 2011. Then they said electric trucks in 10 years...

Then, they killed the gig industry (going after Uber drivers), which means an owner operator can't call a dispatcher for a single load.... like the majority of local Big Rigs who serviced the Ports, taking containers off the Pier, and taking them to transit yards.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 15, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

283 >
I was lucky enough to win one at the NoVa MoMe. I noticed it was thicker than commercial brands. Is that because you remove the water? It does make it last longer which is a good thing unless you do mail order.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (Y+l9t)


The maple sap in the trees on my farm averages 2% sugar. It takes about 45 gallons of sap to make a gallon of finished syrup. So, what I do is collect sap from the trees, boil it down until it's the proper density, filter it, and then bottle it. It's quite simple. Just labor intensive.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 06:46 PM (dHUZO)

284 38 Achilles Tendonitis.

Ice, massage, ice, massage.

Any other ideas?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 15, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

Salonpas patch.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 15, 2021 06:47 PM (dH/BH)

285 If I was in that hooters c-suite meeting about how to increase market, I would have been the guy saying "better food"

Obviously the guy saying "more A" would have gotten the promotion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (PEQfB)

286 So do to a difficult loss I have gone off of gains for a month. The interesting thing was the first two weeks my muscles blew up hugely. I stopped IF and I started to eat tons more carbs. Until it spilled over to fat gain I looked pretty damn big. All my muscles filled with glycogen. It's a harsh reminder how "bulking" is a trap, because at first it seems to really result in muscle gainz, when actually it's likely glycogen storage in muscle cells. I just started getting back to my routine of less carbs and no breakfast and it's gone fairly well.

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2021 06:48 PM (QCc6B)

287 vmom, that's good! I will continue prayers for him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2021 06:49 PM (nxdel)

288 Article says that the "infamous chain shifts its focus to bare derrieres after decades of cleavage flaunting." I sure hope they don't change their name to Turdcutters or something.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


Been in a Hooter's once. Wasn't impressed. After I saw the girls wearing thick dancers tights, I was like wtf? How is that sexy?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 06:53 PM (OCTRt)

289 The Meat Puppet is careening from one catastrophe to the next.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2021 06:37 PM (gG5bR)
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My favorite part of this is his announcement everyone is going to work 7x24, like his pronouncements somehow matter. How's that Five Year Plan looking, Joe?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 06:57 PM (hGajt)

290 They don't make bike races crazier than this > https://tinyurl.com/2ksesbve
Posted by: Javems


This is great. Only partway thru, but a 49 min. race down a mountain. Switzerland, maybe.

Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 07:10 PM (l0Lgi)

291 These fat fanatics want to ban vitality, health, beauty,joy and physical activities. Once again they demand everyone to be as miserable as the. The resistors are denounced as fatphobic and the rest of the litanies

Posted by: Xavier Basora at October 15, 2021 07:45 PM (HZCl6)

292 Just because you can't see your dick because of the fat doesn't mean you're a woman

Posted by: Hurricane567 at October 15, 2021 08:17 PM (3Hu8O)

293 My gainzz are all mastubatory. Including spelling that right on the first try.

Posted by: Tony P at October 15, 2021 08:25 PM (7Tuzj)

294 What am I, low T?

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 15, 2021 09:54 PM (6I5K3)

295 I've been fasting for the last couple weeks, at least 16 hour days, some 20s, and one 26 hour. Trying to do some bodyweight exercises before I break fast--pushups, squats, etc.

I'm only one pound lighter but hoping that there's some muscle built there and that maybe I've lost 3-4 pounds of fat (maybe)???

Keep at it, Ace.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at October 15, 2021 10:43 PM (PTYkn)

296 The veterans Administration while checking my hearing loss which is service connected sent me to weight loss program.
I wasn't fat just had middle age spread.
So, I went and the room was empty, a very obese woman came in and said, you don't belong here your aren't fat enough.
So My thought was, is she the instructor or the only patient.

Posted by: obsidian at October 18, 2021 03:12 PM (zBrxt)

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