Maniac Goes on Rampage In Norway, Targeting Citizens With a... Bow and Arrow

We need common-sense bow control laws.

A man armed with a bow and arrow killed five people and wounded two others in a series of attacks in the Norwegian town of Kongsberg on Wednesday, local police said.

The suspect was in custody, police added.

"The man used a bow and arrow ... for some of the attacks," police chief Oeyvind Aas told reporters. The police were investigating whether other weapons had also been used, he said.

"The man has been apprehended ... from the information we now have, this person carried out these actions alone," Aas added.

One of the wounded people was an off-duty police officer.

Newspaper VG showed images of an arrow that appeared to be stuck in the wall of a wood-paneled building.

...

"I understand that many people are afraid, but it's important to emphasise that the police are now in control," [the Prime Minister] said.

Following the attacks, the police directorate said it had ordered officers nationwide to carry firearms. Norwegian police are normally unarmed but officers have access to guns and rifles when needed.

This photo shows an arrow shot by the attacker lodged in a wall:

arrowinwall.jfif


The suspect is a 37 year old Danish national who was living in Konigsberg.

It turns out that he was a Muslim convert who has been flagged by police as an extremist before.

Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized, police said, according to The Associated Press.

The deadly attack is now being considered an act of terrorism, the AP reported. The determination was made by the country’s domestic security agency, known as PST.

"The investigation will clarify in more detail what the incidents were motivated by," PST said in a statement.

"There earlier had been worries of the man having been radicalized," police Chief Ole B. Saeverud said during a news conference. He did not explain what is considered radicalized meant.

Four women and one man between the ages of 50 and 70 were killed, the AP reported.

Likely White Supremacist violence.


Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

2 If they only had Samuel Colt's solution.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:05 PM (oM+Cq)

3 Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized
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Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (YqDXo)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

5 But people don't kill people. Guns do.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

6 We may never know the reason.

Posted by: Scandi bureau of investigation at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (Ojki1)

7 Norway needs more rigorous common-sense bow control. And not just the weapon itself, but its ammunition needs to be tracked and controlled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

8 He's a maniac, maniac, with a bow...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)

9

He'll be free in a year or two.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (dtUS3)

10 The suspect is a 37 year old Danish national who was living in Konigsberg.
It turns out that he was a Muslim convert who has been flagged by police as an extremist before.

++++
When did Denmark enter FBI jurisdiction?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

11 Anyone take an arrow to the knee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (xY1h7)

12 "The man has been apprehended ... from the information we now have, this person carried out these actions alone," Aas added.

Where he was then told to kiss is Aas.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

13 A feeble attempt to restore King Richard to the throne.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (63Dwl)

14 All due respect for the dead, that just popped in my head as soon as I saw ace's headline.

Its ace's fault! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (csEWM)

15 Clearly he was depressed because he would never get to be a banker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (kTF2Z)

16 Willowed:

Nobody needs a quiver that can hold more than 8 arrows.

Ban high capacity quivers!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:07 PM (wAnMi)

17 Mostly peaceful archery.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (DB16e)

18 i am not making light of it. But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow? That would have been absurd in the early 1800s. I mean one man.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (oM+Cq)

19 Semi auto w/a thing that goes up...also black.

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

20 Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized, police said, according to The Associated Press.


So, eurocops are just as useless as our FBI?

Good to know.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Ban high capacity quivers!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Y5qcH)

22 If those filthy Scadies had been wearing masks they'd still be with us.

Masks will keep you from dying!

Posted by: Karen t'Hobo, Boulder Co at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Ojki1)

23 Time for common sense longbow control.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (3sOO0)

24 Was he known to the FBI?

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (2xGy+)

25 "The man has been apprehended ... from the information we now have, this person carried out these actions alone," Aas added.
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If you don't count his imam, as an accomplice before the fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (YqDXo)

26 "The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."

I despise corporate America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

27

Flagged. 25-yard penalty for roughing the infidels?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (s2VJv)

28
Related:

Fake News CNN recently said [paraphrased] the biggest threat in the USA are people who do their own research.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (dtUS3)

29 The important thing is: We need to avoid an anti-muslim backlash here.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (jIL4c)

30 Is the mutt in Sweden who shot all those young adults trapped on an island still in jail?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (xY1h7)

31 I'm disappointed no one's asked the important question.

Cross-bow or long bow?

(Though looking at the arrow, long bow seems more likely, unless he used a compound bow.) However, had he used a cross-bow, would he have killed more?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (a/dOO)

32 Likely White Supremacist violence.

Merrick Garland: "Agreed. I will authorize the FBI to travel to Norway and begin investigating to bring all these Norwegian huwhite supremacists to justice!"

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (5aFbR)

33 It's Norway, so he will probably get out after a short stretch in a Marriott Courtyard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (9ZHSu)

34 He's a maniac, maniac, with a bow...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:06 PM (csEWM)

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And he's killin like he's never killed befo...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (kTF2Z)

35 21 Ban high capacity quivers!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Y5qcH)


Let's leave Howard Stern's sidekicks hoo-hoo out of this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

36 Huh. It's like they're trolling us at this point.

We'll know for sure if there's a crossbow shooting spree next.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 12:09 PM (V6f9+)

37 He was turning his life around. He was an aspiring rapper, and was about to go to college.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (YqDXo)

38 He should have lit the arrows and claimed to be protesting SW injustices - flaming arrows aren't illegal under the Antifa/BLM umbrella of criminal protection.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (5iUNf)

39 Police have access to guns and rifles when needed?
Weren't they needed before the first arrow was fired?

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (+ya+t)

40 Yes for people who think quietly.
Understand. I am NOT defending this dickhead.
But, think about it - silent but deadly.
Perhaps I'm a whackjob.
But knowing how to use a (pretty quiet) bow is not a bad thing.
Except for this ass. A well placed round...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (gv+02)

41 26 "The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."

I despise corporate America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

This needs to be made into one of those "De-motivational" posters.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (5aFbR)

42 18 i am not making light of it. But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow? That would have been absurd in the early 1800s. I mean one man.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (oM+Cq)

It said series of attacks. So my guess, shoot one, scamper off. Shoot another, scamper. Most would probably be so freaked out by being shot with an arrow (and he may have been shooting lone people) they would not even know what to tell people who rushed up to help.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

43 Aspiring raping Inman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (xY1h7)

44
"The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."

I despise corporate America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


It sounds as if you are not of the body.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

45
i am not making light of it. But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow? That would have been absurd in the early 1800s. I mean one man.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (oM+Cq)

I'll bet one of two things happened. The excerpts don't give much detail, and I try not to give clicks to news organizations when possible.

1.) He had a good blind, like a hunter, or;

2.) He just walked the streets doing this, and the whole thing was so incongruous (man with a bow walking down the street) that nobody reacted til it was too late. Maybe thinking it was a gag of some kind.

Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (cTqLg)

46 Sound like Norwegian cops are even more useless than British cops.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (nbZAT)

47 ARCHERY CONTROL NOW!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (ABbCw)

48 *shifty eyes*

Whelp, guess there goes that Disney Plus series.

Posted by: Marvel's Hawkeye at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

49 Sure, a handful of people are dead because the police and government allowed a known extremist to be free.

But, we can't blame a whole religion, who are mostly peaceful.

#I'llRideWithU

Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (jIL4c)

50 I sense a pattern. Crazy fucks who've proven they're a danger are turned loose as soon as possible while somebody that doesn't like masks, forced vaccines, child indoctrination and possibly waves a nation's flag or [gasp] owns a Bible are a menace to everybody and need to be made an example.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (wAnMi)

51 Related:

Fake News CNN recently said [paraphrased] the biggest threat in the USA are people who do their own research.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (dtUS3)



BECAUSE IT'S OUR JOB TO TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK!!!!!

- Mika Cockgobbler

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

52 "The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."
------------------------

And the asshole is in charge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (YqDXo)

53
Maybe he was mad about Obamacare. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

54 Cultural appropriation, bitch.

Posted by: Tonto at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM (sWM8x)

55 My wife the headline in her liberal news feed this morning saying it 'appeared' the attacks were made using a bow and arrow. Maybe it is the engineer in me but seems like it would be rather obvious if it were or were not. If the victims have 24" (oops sorry, 610mm) of arrow sticking out of them I think we can dispense with the word 'appeared'.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (WaGX0)

56 Well, well, well. Whaddaya know? Who coulda seen this coming?

At least Norway is the (self-reported) "happiest country on Earth". You know why? Everyone there is afraid to answer truthfully.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (OssQ4)

57 That's some woo-hoo over a bit hoo-hoo

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (xY1h7)

58 A Danish national..... and muslim.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (iDcra)

59 I've already weighed in on this. I'd bet anything that it was a long bow. Those things are deadly, and do not belong in the hands of civilians. Should be banned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (1vynn)

60 But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (oM+Cq)
Dum dum arrows rapid fired from a magazine.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (ABbCw)

61 Fake News CNN recently said [paraphrased] the biggest threat in the USA are people who do their own research.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (dtUS3)


Huh. That explains the comment I saw on another site, the gist of which was the problem with the vaccine rollout is that people are thinking for themselves, instead of just doing what they're told. Also, cigarettes should be illegal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (Ez6QX)

62 Fake News CNN recently said [paraphrased] the biggest threat in the USA are people who do their own research.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (dtUS3)
++++
They're just using the same logic as MIT's data science undergraduate publishers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (DU+/6)

63 I'll bet one of two things happened. The excerpts don't give much detail, and I try not to give clicks to news organizations when possible.

1.) He had a good blind, like a hunter, or;

2.) He just walked the streets doing this, and the whole thing was so incongruous (man with a bow walking down the street) that nobody reacted til it was too late. Maybe thinking it was a gag of some kind.
Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (cTqLg)
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Plus, no sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (YqDXo)

64 "The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."

I despise corporate America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


And the public is that lady we promised we wouldn't do that thing in her mouth that we totally did.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (3sOO0)

65 This needs to be made into one of those "De-motivational" posters.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (5aFbR)

It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as an archery target for a crazy asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)

66 Sound like Norwegian cops are even more useless than British cops.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (nbZAT)

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Stop or I'll say stop again!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (kTF2Z)

67 Fvck Joe Bi - den!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (2sCft)

68 American Airlines now on slowdown:

https://tinyurl.com/bu46ma

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (DJFLF)

69 Wait, what? A muslim convert? Doesn't that make them peaceful or something?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (ts6Zs)

70 We obviously need common sense bow and arrow control, starting with banning ghost bows and arrows.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (5aFbR)

71 Velcome to ze Slingshot Channel! Today, ve vill be looking at how zis large-diameter PVC, once capped, can be used to safely encapsulate various items prior to its burial in the back yard. Ah ah ah. Let me show you its features!

Posted by: Joerg Sprave at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (DTX3h)

72 I'm shocked, sho ked I tell you.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (ftFVW)

73 We obviously need common sense bow and arrow control, starting with banning ghost bows and arrows.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (5aFbR)
++++
And the problem with untracked, 3D-printed bows and arrows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (DU+/6)

74 But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?
Posted by: Quint
Dum dum arrows rapid fired from a magazine clip.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

fify -- Sooper shmart media

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (mD/uy)

75 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (arJlL)

76 Was it a longbow or crossbow?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (ufFY8)

77 Oh, now we're not a body anymore. Now we're an orchestra, all working together to create special, strong music.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (DU+/6)

78 Have they apologized to the guy yet for their Islamophobia?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (YqDXo)

79
The suspect is a 37 year old Danish national who was living in Konigsberg.



This is what is known in the industry as a bald-faced lie.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (5kI0z)

80 I'll bet one of two things happened. The excerpts don't give much detail, and I try not to give clicks to news organizations when possible.

1.) He had a good blind, like a hunter, or;

2.) He just walked the streets doing this, and the whole thing was so incongruous (man with a bow walking down the street) that nobody reacted til it was too late. Maybe thinking it was a gag of some kind.
Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:10 PM (cTqLg)


Watching how people interact in society today I'm not surprised. Nobody, and I mean nobody (save old farts like me) will look up from their cell phone for any reason. Nobody would look up unless the guy had a 1911 - and even then not until the 4th or 5th shot.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (wAnMi)

81 Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized


Jeez,. hard to believe seeing how it's a "religion of peace" and all...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (nbZAT)

82 I saw someone mention here last night he was just using the normal target heads as well. If he had used the more dangerous types, gah. Might be more dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

83 "i am not making light of it. But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow? That would have been absurd in the early 1800s. I mean one man.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (oM+Cq)"

If you've ever used a bow and practiced, we would try for 4-5 aimed shots in 30-45 seconds. Today's arrows are almost more devastating then some gunshots.

This is horrible, and my prayers out to the victims.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

84
This kiddo...shooting a "Banshee"

https://youtu.be/-kNZsrlct9s?t=306

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (dtUS3)

85 Stop or I'll say stop again!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (kTF2Z)
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That beats threatening to write a strictly worded letter.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (ABbCw)

86 Has John Kerry contacted James Taylor yet? If not, why not?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (DMQdU)

87 Please people, let's not use the word Muslim, instead use the word Person Of An Alternative Religion. God you are stupid.

Posted by: Frank Luntz's Odorous Vagina at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (2xGy+)

88 Watching how people interact in society today I'm not surprised. Nobody, and I mean nobody (save old farts like me) will look up from their cell phone for any reason. Nobody would look up unless the guy had a 1911 - and even then not until the 4th or 5th shot.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (wAnMi)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (csEWM)

89 There is no need for anything more than a 5 arrow clip in assault bows.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (iDcra)

90
She shoots that Henry like she's Chuck Connors, too.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (dtUS3)

91 Let me show you its features

Posted by: Joerg at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (nsfCT)

92 >>>But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?


Allow me to explain...

Posted by: George Custer at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (HmZuC)

93 Raysis.

Posted by: Lieawatha "Two Dogs" Warren at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (sWM8x)

94 Cat Stevens hardest hit!

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (B3SkM)

95 Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized
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"Flagged."

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (YqDXo)

96 This just in:

US rejoins UNHRC, reversing Trump's 2018 withdrawal

https://tinyurl.com/jymh7uf3

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (ABbCw)

97 When seconds count, the police firearms are only minutes away.....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (2sCft)

98 >>> Ah ah ah. Let me show you its features!
Posted by: Joerg Sprave at October 14, 2021 12:13 PM (DTX3h)


I love that guys laugh

Posted by: banana Dream at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (nsfCT)

99 Sweden is the world's home of Stockholm Syndrome.

Note to Alanis Morrissette: THAT is fuckin' ironic.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (OssQ4)

100 "Flagged."

Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (YqDXo)

Sidebar: this 'flagging' seems to be pointless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:17 PM (csEWM)

101 Islam is an ideology of hate.

Throw in an unstable person, and there you go.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2021 12:17 PM (ufFY8)

102 The arrows of diversity!!!!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 14, 2021 12:17 PM (jyG9l)

103 Nobody would look up unless the guy had a 1911 - and even then not until the 4th or 5th shot.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (wAnMi)

I would congratulate him on his superior taste in caliber.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:17 PM (UuD2k)

104 So, longbow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:17 PM (yQpMk)

105 Have they apologized to the guy yet for their Islamophobia?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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If it had happened here, the AG would be focused on expressing fears about 'backlash against Islamics'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (DMQdU)

106 But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?
Posted by: Quint
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It was a fully automatic assault bow.

Did not have the optional chainsaw attachment.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (jIL4c)

107 They gave his pre conversion name of course. Typical dodge by the media everywhere but at least they call it terrorism in Norway

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (CYnTg)

108 Immediate first thought:

Aloha Snackbar

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (J0WdG)

109 95 Police said the man who they said shot several people was a Muslim convert who had been flagged in the past for being radicalized
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"Flagged."

Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:16 PM (YqDXo)
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You know. One of those black flags with white squiggly writing on it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (ABbCw)

110 Also, cigarettes should be illegal.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM

Why? Do they lessen the severity of COVID?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (OssQ4)

111
Mohammed Mohammed Tell Overture

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (dtUS3)

112 This kiddo...shooting a "Banshee"

https://youtu.be/-kNZsrlct9s?t=306
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:15 PM (dtUS3)



I've seen her before, but never see what she's shooting at, nor the result. Still impressive, however.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

113 In retrospect, his wearing a headdress and shouting "Tatonka" should have been a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (kTF2Z)

114 Daily Mail story:

https://tinyurl.com/2ct8sv9t

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (5HBd1)

115 I sure hope there is no backlash.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (ny2e3)

116 110 Also, cigarettes should be illegal.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM

Why? Do they lessen the severity of COVID?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (OssQ4)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)

117 If you've ever used a bow and practiced, we would try for 4-5 aimed shots in 30-45 seconds. Today's arrows are almost more devastating then some gunshots.

This is horrible, and my prayers out to the victims.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

I hear ya/ I had a compound bow and only got ok with it. The broadheads are sick. At some point people need to unass the AO and the cops need to respond. I don't know the details but I figure they are gruesome. Prayers as well fore the victims. Next time use some cold steal on the prick. Those guys can make good weapons, at least they used to.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:19 PM (oM+Cq)

118 You know what'd be scary? Bows with chainsaw bayonets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 12:19 PM (d9FiS)

119 The bow is pretty much silent so people he missed might not have noticed.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:19 PM (CYnTg)

120 Plus, no sound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Mandatory bells on bows, now!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:20 PM (OssQ4)

121 But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?
---------------------

Problem solved: https://tinyurl.com/yfjuorla

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:20 PM (YqDXo)

122
F-Joe Biden Troop...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

123 My people used all parts of the tampon.

Posted by: Lieawatha "Two Dogs" Warren at October 14, 2021 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

124 Why? Do they lessen the severity of COVID?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (OssQ4)


You know, ISTR very early on there was anecdotal evidence that they did.

But this idiot's point was that people shouldn't be allowed to smoke because they'll be a strain on the medical system, just like unvaccinated people.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

125 I saw someone mention here last night he was just using the normal target heads as well. If he had used the more dangerous types, gah.
--
I hunt with the exploding tips I get from RamboSupply.com

From the field to jerky in one step.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (jIL4c)

126
I've seen her before, but never see what she's shooting at, nor the result. Still impressive, however.
Posted by: Sponge


She hits what she's aiming at almost all the time. She's not playing.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (dtUS3)

127 Why does a grown man have a playhouse? And why is he President?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (UuD2k)

128 113 In retrospect, his wearing a headdress and shouting "Tatonka" should have been a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 14, 2021 12:18 PM (kTF2Z)


"Allahu Pow Wow Chow!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

129 Lieawatha "Two Dogs" Warren at October 14, 2021 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

You mean "Gray Beaver?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (YqDXo)

130 "The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."
------------------------

And the asshole is in charge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:11 PM


So you've worked in corporate America, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (m+jkK)

131 "Four women and one man between the ages of 50 and 70 were killed, the AP reported."


Women must have been uncovered, or perhaps showing a bit of arm.

Posted by: Javems at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (AmoqO)

132 Somebody doesn't know their Waylon from their Hank Jr. in the sidebar. (or is it just another joke I don't get?)

Posted by: irright at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (SchQD)

133 *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)

The French thought so. That came out early during the crisis but someone or something killed it. British American Tobacco was working on a vaccine early on, but that as well went away. The net is always and both issues can be seen.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (oM+Cq)

134 I'm a backyard archer and shoot recurve and longbow on a near-daily basis, depending on weather. Evil shit like this gives archery a bad name.

Posted by: troyriser at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (pYLCQ)

135 58 A Danish national..... and muslim.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 14, 2021 12:12 PM (iDcra)


"Did he go down to the boulevard for the danish?"

- - Morrie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

136 Does anybody who converts to Islam ever become the Sufi version of a monk and live a life of peaceful solitude, reading their scripture and praying many times a day (?), because if they do I don't hear about those folks. It's always convert to Islam and now your purpose in life is to kill the infidel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (ueGNX)

137 Four women and one man between the ages of 50 and 70 were killed, the AP reported.


You don't have to lead them as much.

Too soon?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (yQpMk)

138 So you've worked in corporate America, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (m+jkK)
--------------------

Oh yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

139
She hits what she's aiming at almost all the time. She's not playing.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (dtUS3)



Oh, I'm sure. She shoots better than most, likely. Just want to see the target.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

140 This guy could get 5 with a bow in about 10 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (UuD2k)

141 But how does anyone kill five people with a bow and arrow?


Fairly easily. I can hit a football-sized pheasant target consistently at 30 yards. Broadheads would demolish that target.

Posted by: troyriser at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (pYLCQ)

142 Dude killed four women and not one of them Captain Marvel-ed his ass?

I'm starting to think that Hollywood is lying to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (vnhb5)

143 I'm sure this was not in anyway connected to his Muslin faith. I think he probably just was really upset with those people, whom he probably had a prior relationship with and whom did not approve of his hobby of hunting people. So let's not be so judgy of those who are "different".

Posted by: Emily Latella at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (rBi8T)

144 "Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

145 If I understand correctly the casualties happened after the unarmed police that confronted him initially were forced to retreat. He then went on his rampage before police retrieved weapons and then returned.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (prSvo)

146
You don't have to lead them as much.

Too soon?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (yQpMk)


EQUAL PAY!!!!

- Pink Haired Soccer Cuunt

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

147 142 Dude killed four women and not one of them Captain Marvel-ed his ass?

I'm starting to think that Hollywood is lying to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (vnhb5)
----------------------

He shot at Brie Larsen's ass, but missed. Too small a target.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (YqDXo)

148 Anyone seen that Marvel comics asshole lately??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (IfOWp)

149 I hunt with the exploding tips I get from RamboSupply.com

From the field to jerky in one step.
Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:21 PM (jIL4c)

Hah! I was more talking about broadheads and such, but those would be bad too. Mostly anti-helicopter munitions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (csEWM)

150 136

Well, when their basic tenet is 'kill the infidel', the short answer is 'no'.

Sadly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

151 Does anybody who converts to Islam ever become the Sufi version of a monk and live a life of peaceful solitude, reading their scripture and praying many times a day (?), because if they do I don't hear about those folks. It's always convert to Islam and now your purpose in life is to kill the infidel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM

Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)

152 I didn't see it mentioned but do we know how long the attack lasted?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (vnhb5)

153 If the victims have 24" (oops sorry, 610mm) of arrow sticking out of them I think we can dispense with the word 'appeared'.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

With published pics of an arrow stuck in a building... yeah...it would certainly *appear* that a bow and arrows were used.
MSM: Anybody could have done this so we don't want to actually let on that a 'convert' did it even with the perp being caught with the weapon.
I agree the if there is anyway to hang the imam *legally* with the perp I think both should be included.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (nwVkH)

154 Likely he was targeting uncovered women.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (CYnTg)

155 " he was a Muslim convert who has been flagged by police as an extremist before."

next time they flag a Muslim extremist, they should use the pointy end of the flag pole -- inserted into the torso ... rather than surrender a few citizens.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

156 Will IIIA soft armor defeat a broadhead? Or even a target point?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

157 Old and busted: Religion of peace

New and shiny: Religion of pierce

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (d9FiS)

158 But you're less dead if you get killed with a bow & arrow than if you get killed with a gun.

Posted by: CrustyB at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (qXzGC)

159
You know, ISTR very early on there was anecdotal evidence that they did.

But this idiot's point was that people shouldn't be allowed to smoke because they'll be a strain on the medical system, just like unvaccinated people.
Posted by: Jordan61
-----------

Well, he is wrong. Since most medical care expenses occur later in life, the net cost of smokers is less, because they die younger. This isn't a guess, it is a verifiable statistical fact. In the final analysis, smokers cost the system less than non-smokers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (pbStR)

160 Gonna try and regulate bendy sticks that sling other sticks?

I wonder if he was shooting hunting broadheads or field tips. Hunting broadheads are deadly as all get out, makes getting shot by a 9mm ball look like the better deal.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (T/vhV)

161 Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)
-----------------

So far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (YqDXo)

162 Imagine how much further he could've gotten if he had a trebuchet...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (50bLJ)

163 Army reservists very vaxx-hesitant; their deadline doesn't go in effect until next June:

https://tinyurl.com/2mw2wav8

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

164 "Message for you, Sir."

**Thud**

- Concord

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (dfRN6)

165 Loudon County Schools are backtracking from their claims "no sexual assaults" occurred in county schools and, presumably, their vilification and attempted prosecution of one girls father will end as well.

Law enforcement confirmed Daily Wire reporting today, on the initial rape, and the School Board then issued a spin statement trying to evade responsibility for their actions. Can't wait for the Soros Commonwealth Attorney's statement, and the statement of the Wine-Mom rainbow activist who publicly threatened the father of one girl.

I hope the Defamation and Assault lawsuits bankrupt these asshats.

https://tinyurl.com/jra34t3r

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (9ZHSu)

166 144 "Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

*sudden nausea*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (csEWM)

167 He shot at Brie Larsen's ass, but missed. Too small a target.

*

I'm sort of thinking that we'll find out it took five or six minutes and the victims just sat there waiting to be shot directly in the heart.

I can't figure out how you have a 4 out of 5 otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (vnhb5)

168 Oooooh. "Incorporate inclusion and diversity into every decision, ever day."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (DU+/6)

169 Daniel Craig is gay, so stop it with all your fuckin' jokes already.

Posted by: Rip Taylor at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (sWM8x)

170 DoD just put this out:

Anyone not getting vaccinated will be suspended and then terminated for cause, and will be unable to receive unemployment benefits.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (cvNl1)

171
I almost killed my dad with a compound bow once. I and my brother decided it'd be fun to sneak out one of his broad head arrows. Hit the target dead on. But it was a straw target. It passed through it as though it was air, and then through the plywood "wall" of the garage, and far beyond. It zipped within inches of my dad's face while he was *running a radial-arm saw.*

He was unharmed. We were... not.

Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (cTqLg)

172 Meanwhile police have revealed that some of Bråthen's victims - four men and one man, all aged from 50 to 70 - were killed in their homes, while others died in the street

-
Is this some LGTBQWERTY thing nobody told me about?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (d9FiS)

173 The company is like a body, with the head that represents our strategy, the heart that is about how we make ourselves a better community, and the hands that execute our plans."
==
A company is like an enormous clock. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. . .

Posted by: Gilbert Huph at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (rBi8T)

174 151 Although he did threaten to kill the Satanic Verses author personally...

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (CYnTg)

175 They'll probably spin this as a "White Supremacist Muslim lone wolf" or something if they even report it at all.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (/4vtq)

176 Okay, I'm tapping out of this "All-hands Culture Meeting." I can't take any more. I give up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

177 Obviously this guy went to Indiana, er Guardiana, to take advantage of the Bow and Arrow Show Loophole.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (LrS5c)

178 We need to talk about Kevin Sven.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

179 If the dude was wearing a dress he's going to be completely innocent and uninvolved in any way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - local SC doctor of 40 years calls in to radio show about ivermectin at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (vnhb5)

180 "Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."
-----------------

Somebody's been reading Hallmark greeting cards.

But what if you don't care? Then they're back to wondering how much you know, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (YqDXo)

181 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)

Thanks; I hadn't thought of him, but I don't think he's a monk. He had a family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 12:28 PM (ueGNX)

182 This guy could get 5 with a bow in about 10 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2021 12:23 PM (UuD2k)



Ok....that dude is SICK.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (cTqLg)

Reverend, did you post your religious exemption form online?

My old man told me to ask my priest to get him one, but I think you're a safer bet.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)

184 Trump's reply would be probably reciting the poem The Snake.

"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin

"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

185 170 DoD just put this out:

--

Wow
What shiny jackboots

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (jyG9l)

186 171 I put a bb through my dads hair when I shouldered it once. Got a gun safety lesson...

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (CYnTg)

187 134 I'm a backyard archer and shoot recurve and longbow on a near-daily basis, depending on weather. Evil shit like this gives archery a bad name.
Posted by: troyriser at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (pYLCQ)


Whoa easy there Legolas...

Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (mbFEM)

188
Reverend, did you post your religious exemption form online?

My old man told me to ask my priest to get him one, but I think you're a safer bet.
Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)

I am looking into how that works. Just got my paperwork making me a man of the cloth yesterday. I made a nice letterhead for a form letter, but I don't know if there's other documentation I need to get for this.

Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:30 PM (cTqLg)

189 don't know if anyone has linked yet, but as of yesterday evening CA in Loudoun confirmed assailant in both sexual assaults is same kid.
Sheriff's dept may have forced that by confirming Daily Wire story when asked.
(just finished reading morning report, and LI article did not have update that she'd admitted it)

https://tinyurl.com/yfbvkbrz

Posted by: barbarausa at October 14, 2021 12:30 PM (W7IZQ)

190 180 "Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."
---
I don't care. Do you?

Posted by: Melania at October 14, 2021 12:30 PM (sWM8x)

191 "Message for you, Sir."

**Thud**

- Concord
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM


I actually set that as my incoming email alert sound on one work computer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2021 12:31 PM (m+jkK)

192 I didn't see it mentioned but do we know how long the attack lasted?

-
Infographic linked at 114 seems to say about a half hour.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 12:31 PM (d9FiS)

193 A man armed with a bow and arrow killed five people and wounded two others
.......

Was it Indigenous People Day in Norway?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

194 187 134 I'm a backyard archer and shoot recurve and longbow on a near-daily basis, depending on weather. Evil shit like this gives archery a bad name.
Posted by: troyriser at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (pYLCQ)

Whoa easy there Legolas...
Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (mbFEM)

I think blaster is complimenting your hair conditioning regimen troy...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:31 PM (csEWM)

195 Of course many in the horde have pointed out he would have been more successful with a crossbow

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (xC0q6)

196 Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.
----
Yeah, he just said-- real peacefully--"F that Rushdie guy, I hope my peaceful Muslim brothers kill him like the apostate dog he is."

So, you know just like 100% of the peaceful Muslims.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (jIL4c)

197 151
Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)


Still highly Joo-hatey. Had a story about him from Robert Spencer a few weeks ago coincidentally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (s2VJv)

198 Did he take any scalps?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

199 Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:30 PM (cTqLg)

Probably should establish a presence online so the HR flunkies when they start snooping will see you are legitimately a man of the cloth.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (DJFLF)

200 5 MORE TRAGIC COVID DEATHS. We need every single person no matter their age vaccinated... twice.. wait three times... for now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (iDcra)

201 Broadheads in the bread basket (heart lung group) kill so fast that unless someone is walking around with celox in their hand you won't make it.

Anywhere else you have a chance, a chance that gets real slim if it severs a major artery. Which it's made to do. Unlike bullets which have a tendency not to sever blood vessels, and when they do tear them violently (rather than cut them cleanly) reducing the bleeding.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (T/vhV)

202 171 I put a bb through my dads hair when I shouldered it once. Got a gun safety lesson...

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:29 PM (CYnTg)

I tried to put a bb through my cousins hair a few times, but he kept ducking behind a trash can in time.

Good times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (RoIW/)

203 171 It zipped within inches of my dad's face while he was *running a radial-arm saw.*

He was unharmed. We were... not.
Posted by: The Rt Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (cTqLg)


Ho. Lee. Fook. The shock from the arrow could've sent him careening into the saw.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

204 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (0+QM0)

205
Here's Autumn shooting a Masada. Sounds Jewish. I dunno.

https://youtu.be/ONNrp5FPJ8M?t=78

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:34 PM (dtUS3)

206 The DoD now telling everyone its a Dishonorable Discharge (Discharge for Cause) if they don't get the jab...I never thought we'd see the day that Punchy and the Pentagon would just put a revolver to their heads and pull the trigger...but here we are.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 12:34 PM (5iUNf)

207 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (0+QM0)



I thought he was dead.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (yQpMk)

208 205
Here's Autumn shooting a Masada. Sounds Jewish. I dunno.

https://youtu.be/ONNrp5FPJ8M?t=78
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:34 PM (dtUS3)

Is she shooting AT Masada? The Israeli's might not like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM)

209 I hope the Defamation and Assault lawsuits bankrupt these asshats.

So do I. I hope that father finds the meanest, nastiest, fee-hungry lawyer there is. Call 1-800-SHYSTER if you have to.

I want the school board and the district bankrupted. Make every member of the board have to sell their homes or take out second and third mortgages to pay the claim. And don't agree to a settlement - make the assholes pay for fucking with you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (2JVJo)

210 So were any of those poor souls who got an arrow through them Covid deaths?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (RoIW/)

211 Anywhere else you have a chance, a chance that gets real slim if it severs a major artery. Which it's made to do. Unlike bullets which have a tendency not to sever blood vessels, and when they do tear them violently (rather than cut them cleanly) reducing the bleeding.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (T/vhV)

"Says you."

- Zombie Corporal Hoobler, Easy Co. 506th

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (dfRN6)

212 As wrote earlier, convert to Islam are worse that they need to prove their conversation

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (0+QM0)

213 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (0+QM0)


I thought he was dead.
==
just resting

Posted by: Elvis at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Fcpkk)

214 Does anybody who converts to Islam ever become the Sufi version of a monk and live a life of peaceful solitude, reading their scripture and praying many times a day (?), because if they do I don't hear about those folks. It's always convert to Islam and now your purpose in life is to kill the infidel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (ueGNX)


Probably but you don't hear about them ever, that's the whole point. "World famous hermit" is not really where the ad revenue comes from.

There was a comedian who talked about a hypothetical young mom coming home, listening to her daughter's copy of Cardi B's WAP, and then realizing the only option she had left was to join the Taliban, since every other option she had for her life was spoiled.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (KbLYZ)

215 Has it been reported what brand bow? The arrows? Endorsement deal?

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (AouHU)

216 Quoting the IG:

"Sitting on your rights isn't going to work here."

If you aren't in compliance by November 8, you're done.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (cvNl1)

217 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash
Posted by: Skip's Phone

I thought he was dead.

He got better.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (mD/uy)

218 212 As wrote earlier, convert to Islam are worse that they need to prove their conversation
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (0+QM0)

Need to be training in the arts of rhetoric and debate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (csEWM)

219 >>Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash


Take the Latex Glove off his head. He'll be fine.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (5RHey)

220
I thought he was dead.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (yQpMk)

He is but the bastard won't get in the damn cart.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (RoIW/)

221 206 The DoD now telling everyone its a Dishonorable Discharge (Discharge for Cause) if they don't get the jab...
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Man, I can't believe they're going to try that. No way it holds up in subsequent lawsuits.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

222 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (0+QM0)


I thought he was dead.
==
just resting
Posted by: Elvis at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (Fcpkk)


Huh, he's room temp alright.

Recognize the name but can't think of a bloody thing he's done or been in.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (wAnMi)

223 I saw Punchy and the Pentagon open for the Captain and Tenielle at the Garden in '77.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (2JVJo)

224 Was the guy in a treestand?

Because a guy in a metro area, with an elevated position, should be able to pile up a lot more bodies.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (5RHey)

225 18

There are some amazing archers out there. I used to attend the CO Bowhunters Jamboree for a couple of decades. I knew a guy who had 2 artificial arms. Kicked ass on many of the other prize winners.
Don't dismiss it. Much more quiet than a suppressor, but requires much more expertise...
Give it consideration.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (gv+02)

226 (just finished reading morning report, and LI article did not have update that she'd admitted it)

HE'D admitted it.

Rapist is a dude. A man. A Y-chromosome bearer. Wearing a dress doesn't excuse or abet the abhorrent behavior.

Posted by: cranyjanne at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (WUxan)

227 "You have a constitutional right to petition the government to change the rules. You do not have a constitutional right to this job. There are things you have to give up to be an employee of the US government."

"When it comes to this issue, this is a condition of employment."

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (cvNl1)

228 As wrote earlier, convert to Islam are worse that they need to prove their conversation

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:35 PM (0+QM0)

all converts are this way. Every see an Amish convert milk a cow?

kidding aside, Catholics often tell converts to simmer down. Presby converts go crazy with the jello.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (oM+Cq)

229 Here's Autumn shooting a Masada. Sounds Jewish. I dunno.

https://youtu.be/ONNrp5FPJ8M?t=78
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:34 PM (dtUS3)


There we go. Target included. Nice....nicely done.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

230

"Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash "

He got a sirgical glove stuck on his head, nearly suffocated to death.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (4WPW/)

231 Recognize the name but can't think of a bloody thing he's done or been in.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (wAnMi)


I liked his stand-up back in the 80's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

232 I want the school board and the district bankrupted. Make every member of the board have to sell their homes or take out second and third mortgages to pay the claim. And don't agree to a settlement - make the assholes pay for fucking with you.
===

Yes that but there should be criminal charges for all involved.

1. Accessory after the fact.
2. Accessory before the fact.
3. Conspiracy to hide a crime.
4. Conspiracy to rape.
5. RICO charges.
6. Hate crimes.

I'm sure so many more but they should be in prison for a very long time

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (iDcra)

233 Steve Guttenberg and Howie Mandel are the same guy, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (yQpMk)

234 kidding aside, Catholics often tell converts to simmer down. Presby converts go crazy with the jello.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (oM+Cq)
++++
"The zeal of the converted" is an expression for a reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

235 Because a guy in a metro area, with an elevated position, should be able to pile up a lot more bodies.
Posted by: garrett
==
He did not have the automatic version with the extended magazine.

Posted by: a moron at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (Fcpkk)

236 "There earlier had been worries of the man having been radicalized," police Chief Ole B. Saeverud


I agree with Ole Olsen!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (OCTRt)

237 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash

OK, Howie, in one of these cases is the cure. Deal, or no deal?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (SchxB)

238 Quoting the IG:

"Sitting on your rights isn't going to work here."

If you aren't in compliance by November 8, you're done.
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (cvNl1)


Fuck that statist asshole in particular. If this doesn't end up as a general revolt, nothing will.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (2JVJo)

239 Broadheads in the bread basket (heart lung group) kill so fast that unless someone is walking around with celox in their hand you won't make it.

Anywhere else you have a chance, a chance that gets real slim if it severs a major artery. Which it's made to do. Unlike bullets which have a tendency not to sever blood vessels, and when they do tear them violently (rather than cut them cleanly) reducing the bleeding.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM


except the knee

siht gets pretty dicey when you're hit in the knee

Posted by: Augustus McRae at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (wFyg9)

240 I'm official 100% fine with withholding medical care from the morbidly obese. Sick of them.

https://gab.com/SomeBitchIKnow/posts/
107100909949751690

Yes I can tell you really really care about your personal health.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (ul6OC)

241 This slender brunette in a very short shirt is glad that no one has ever shot an arrow at her:
https://is.gd/LnjAXL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

242 oudon County Schools are backtracking from their claims "no sexual assaults" occurred in county schools and, presumably, their vilification and attempted prosecution of one girls father will end as well.

If you listen to the audio from the meeting (in June) the one school board member asks if there are "regular" sexual assaults happening and the superintendent gives an answer that there are none that he knows of on the record.

Absent an email to him informing him of the assault, and him responding with oh that's terrible I could never forget this! that will be hard to prove that he was lying. Their current parsing is that the arrest did not happen until July, and the meeting occurred in June. But the assault happened in May.

Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (mbFEM)

243 Konigsberg

kongsberg. THE TYPO IS FUNNY BECAUSE KONIG MEANS KING AND EVERYBODY KNOWS KONG IS THE KING OF MONSTERS.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (v3pYe)

244 Danes. What can you say?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (pQrYJ)

245 Huh, he's room temp alright.

Recognize the name but can't think of a bloody thing he's done or been in.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (wAnMi)


Decent standup stuff. Since then, he's been on game shows and the reality talent shows.

If he's dead, I would be sad for a moment.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

246
But perverts in the military have a "constitutional right" to a free "sex change" surgery.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (dtUS3)

247
Fuck that statist asshole in particular. If this doesn't end up as a general revolt, nothing will.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (2JVJo)

Trump appointee. Lurrrrves himself some government power.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (cvNl1)

248
Although he did threaten to kill the Satanic Verses author personally...
Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2021 12:27 PM (CYnTg)


Dood, that fatwa made my career. Not to mention that I got to bang Padma Lakshmi.

Posted by: Salman Rushdie at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (n+4am)

249 >>>"Says you."

- Zombie Corporal Hoobler, Easy Co. 506th

Well severing the femoral does get more likely when you are shooting down the length of your leg rather than across it. And yes a femoral bleed, even with a bullet is likely to be fatal. However if you can apply Celox or equivalent, because you do get a couple of minutes, you have a shot.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (T/vhV)

250 Howie Mandel rushed to hospital says my Leftist news flash

OK, Howie, in one of these cases is the cure. Deal, or no deal?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 14, 2021 12:38 PM (SchxB)


LOL, somebody listed him dead in wikipedia (10/13/2021) but TMZ says he's fine dated today. Maybe it was just his career that's mort?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (wAnMi)

251 "You have a constitutional right to petition the government to change the rules. You do not have a constitutional right to this job. There are things you have to give up to be an employee of the US government."

"When it comes to this issue, this is a condition of employment."
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:37 PM (cvNl1)


I hope SHITLOADS of people refuse. Don't you have to be court-martialed to get a dishonorable discharge? Flood the system.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2021 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

252 The Economist is running an article saying that fried chicken originates from black slavery and should be banned. The Bee just can't keep up with the stupid spewing from the mouths of actual leftists now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (y+iNp)

253 233 Steve Guttenberg and Howie Mandel are the same guy, right?
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They're stars, man. STARS.

Posted by: Kato Kaelin at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (sWM8x)

254 He was channeling Cupid! Big misunderstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

255 Willowed: Crybullies. They attack and mock and lie, then get all defensive and claim the victim when called on it.

This. Have to watch for this, they have it down to a science. That's what they did to the parent at the school board meeting, guaranteed. They bring all their troopies in and provoke decent, peaceable to justifiable outrage. Only they call it "Reactionary."

Nobody sees what led up to the event. Just the aftermath, a parent depantsed trussed up and led away in handcuffs. It is a deliberate, purposeful tactic they are trained in. Extensively. Ordinary people don't know the process, so they don't know how to combat it or deploy effective strategies against it. See also: Republicans

Now you know what all those "Think tanks" and "Schools of Social Research" have been up to.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (lAVPT)

256 We once took a class from a survival guide on how to make your own bow and arrows. They were devastating. We pretty much killed the same animals as we did with a manufactured bow. It had its limits. But it was still lethal.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (J6dnG)

257 Recognize the name but can't think of a bloody thing he's done or been in.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (wAnMi)
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Comedian.
In the not-too-distant past he was the host of one of those game shows with suitcases of cash and trivia questions or something like that.
He was a judge for one of the talent-show style programs, too.

Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (ePZfA)

258 The police are control now.

How many examples of self micro control vs Mega control do the slow pokes need?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (IMmgC)

259 Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)


Still highly Joo-hatey. Had a story about him from Robert Spencer a few weeks ago coincidentally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:32 PM (s2VJv)

And this cat used to bang Carly Simon back in the day.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (mR6Gs)

260 So, is it me, or is every single police organization on Earth way late to the game when they learn about psychotic extremists.

FBI hardest hit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (VWp7G)

261 The Economist is running an article saying that fried chicken originates from black slavery and should be banned

Now that's going too far

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (RLGan)

262 The Economist is running an article saying that fried chicken originates from black slavery and should be banned. The Bee just can't keep up with the stupid spewing from the mouths of actual leftists now.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (y+iNp)
------------------

The Economist used to be a worthy publication. Now it's written by Oxford undergraduates on firm course for third class honors in ... something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (YqDXo)

263 Howie is home and doing better:
https://tinyurl.com/26t4ahcr

Posted by: irright at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (SchQD)

264 Can we consider for a second that part of the ED problem plaguing men is most of the women in America are overweight or obese?
(The other parts being porn and mostly the chemicals in food and water)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (ul6OC)

265 258 The police are control now.

How many examples of self micro control vs Mega control do the slow pokes need?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (IMmgC)

=========

Go KAOS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

266 246
But perverts in the military have a "constitutional right" to a free "sex change" surgery.


When I'm King, taxpayer-funded gender reassignment will be one of the first things to go.

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (8erNz)

267 We once took a class from a survival guide on how to make your own bow and arrows. They were devastating. We pretty much killed the same animals as we did with a manufactured bow. It had its limits. But it was still lethal.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (J6dnG)

Same, only my bow sucked.

But yeah, bows and spears still work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (V6f9+)

268 I tried to put a bb through my cousins hair a few times, but he kept ducking behind a trash can in time.

Good times.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2021 12:33 PM (RoIW/)


I took a red rider bb in the nuts playing war in the woods with my brother and friends. I survived, voice changed though.

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (8k7U7)

269 except the knee

siht gets pretty dicey when you're hit in the knee
Posted by: Augustus McRae at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (wFyg9)

Indeed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (5aFbR)

270 256 We once took a class from a survival guide on how to make your own bow and arrows. They were devastating. We pretty much killed the same animals as we did with a manufactured bow. It had its limits. But it was still lethal.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (J6dnG)
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Eet...will keeell...

Posted by: that Forged in Fire guy at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (ePZfA)

271 I'm relieved. I thought maybe Andreas Bjorn Bull-Hansen had finally had enough of progressive bullshit up there and decided to straighten shit out.

Wait... am I relieved, or disappointed?

Posted by: SMFH at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (u/7wY)

272 This thread reminds me I should rewatch some how to apply a tourniquet videos or pack a wound

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (jyG9l)

273 Howie was at a Starbux and collapsed

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (0+QM0)

274
And this cat used to bang Carly Simon back in the day.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (mR6Gs)



Woah.....if he had a johnson that would fit in THAT mouth, he's a hero.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Man, I can't believe they're going to try that. No way it holds up in subsequent lawsuits.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 14, 2021 12:36 PM (sWM8x)

Someone at the Pentagon has to have already told the Punchy nurse kiddies that well over 20% of the active duty personnel, from enlisted to non-comms to officers, have not had the vaccine and don't appear to be getting it...and they still made them give the order. The US Military will collapse overnight if even 10% of the active force were to suddenly disappear. But over 20%? - every base overseas and CONUS would immediately seize up. On station/alert missile and aircraft operations would halt immediately. A lot of bases would just go dark and silent with no comms at all...you want the end of the US as we know it? This would be it.

Hopefully someone with half a brain cell in the US Military talks them out of this right now...today.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (5iUNf)

276 "When it comes to this issue, this is a condition of employment."

Question: I understand, sir, but it was NOT a condition of employment when I accepted this position. What other conditions of my employment are subject to arbitrary change without notice which could result in my termination?

Answer: This is a unique and special case requiring special circumstances...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, #FJB. If you get it, you get it. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (cvNl1)

277 Can we consider for a second that part of the ED problem plaguing men is most of the women in America are overweight or obese?
(The other parts being porn and mostly the chemicals in food and water)


Mostly the chemicals. I saw a graph on Twitter the other day that the average 18 year old today has the same T levels as a 61 year old did 20 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (y+iNp)

278 The Economist used to be a worthy publication. Now it's written by Oxford undergraduates on firm course for third class honors in ... something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (YqDXo)

They were always commie bastards. Just because they used to be better at crafting article doesn't make them worthy.
My $.02

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

279 273 Howie was at a Starbux and collapsed
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (0+QM0)

Probably from the prices

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (RLGan)

280 Woah.....if he had a johnson that would fit in THAT mouth, he's a hero.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)



Lots of teeth can be intimidating.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (yQpMk)

281 Now you know what all those "Think tanks" and "Schools of Social Research" have been up to.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (lAVPT)

Look up Lisa Fithian. This is specialty. Funny that we've never heard her name on any "news" network.

Posted by: Erik in Texas at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (M9SBl)

282 Maniac Goes on Rampage In Norway, Targeting Citizens With a... Bow and Arrow


Does Katniss Everdeen have an alibi??

Posted by: Doof at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (mZUr4)

283 How do Muslims "become radicalized"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (7F9te)

284 269 except the knee

siht gets pretty dicey when you're hit in the knee
Posted by: Augustus McRae at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (wFyg9)

Indeed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (5aFbR)
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BRUH...

Posted by: Achilles at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (ePZfA)

285 Mostly the chemicals. I saw a graph on Twitter the other day that the average 18 year old today has the same T levels as a 61 year old did 20 years ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (y+iNp)


It is probably just a lack of exercise.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:45 PM (yQpMk)

286 But over 20%? - every base overseas and CONUS would immediately seize up. On station/alert missile and aircraft operations would halt immediately. A lot of bases would just go dark and silent with no comms at all...you want the end of the US as we know it?
===
*nods head up and down*

Posted by: special agent Soros, the unique stuffed leftist at October 14, 2021 12:45 PM (Fcpkk)

287 They were always commie bastards. Just because they used to be better at crafting article doesn't make them worthy.
My $.02


Depends on how far back you want to go. But yeah, 'commie bastards' pretty much covers the Economist for the last thirty years or so.

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2021 12:45 PM (8erNz)

288 When long bows are outlawed only Muslim extremist will terrorize with longbows.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2021 12:45 PM (yrol0)

289 Okay, an 'I've Got a Secret' segment from (?) 1959, archers. The girl there is now ~ 80 years old. I have coffee with her and some other seniors that I visit, from time to time.

https://tinyurl.com/89fx6twj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:45 PM (vOGqy)

290 Eet...will keeell...
Posted by: that Forged in Fire guy at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (ePZfA)

Doug Marcaida, the poster specimen for a man who is 'good with his hands'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (V6f9+)

291 Can we consider for a second that part of the ED problem plaguing men is most of the women in America are overweight or obese?
(The other parts being porn and mostly the chemicals in food and water)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (ul6OC)

I think it's nothing more than "pressure to perform" for most men, unless they have serious health issues.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (mR6Gs)

292 Mmm...Carly Simon.

Posted by: Widemouth Frog at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (sWM8x)

293 Mostly the chemicals. I saw a graph on Twitter the other day that the average 18 year old today has the same T levels as a 61 year old did 20 years ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (y+iNp)

It is probably just a lack of exercise.
==
Prolly. And soy. Lots and lots of soy.

Posted by: Ya know those protein shakes you drinking, where's that protein come from? at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (LjbhA)

294 Archery thread?
I've recently gotten into archery so I don't have to buy so much damn ammo for the burning times. Joerg Sprave's wonderful Fenris invention makes it easier than shooting a gun, but I'm learning compound bow maintenance is a bitch.

Posted by: Drerbrerard at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (kPMrr)

295 Mass loosing.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (GrgHD)

296 except the knee

siht gets pretty dicey when you're hit in the knee
Posted by: Augustus McRae at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (wFyg9)


Tell me about it. I used to be an adventurer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)

297 >>Following the attacks, the police directorate said it had ordered officers nationwide to carry firearms. Norwegian police are normally unarmed but officers have access to guns and rifles when needed.

They just need to run to Sweden to get them.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (2kcP3)

298 Recognize the name but can't think of a bloody thing he's done or been in.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Night time game show and a judge on America's Got Talent.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (OCTRt)

299 How do Muslims "become radicalized"?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


They start saying the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (1t5dY)

300 kidding aside, Catholics often tell converts to simmer down. Presby converts go crazy with the jello
--------------
Green Jello is predestined.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (HTCOy)

301 "HE'D admitted it.

Rapist is a dude. A man. A Y-chromosome bearer. Wearing a dress doesn't excuse or abet the abhorrent behavior."

Um, no: read the link.
The Commonwealth's Attorney--CA--is a woman, and a Soros prosecutor.
The CA was forced to admit the kid who did it did both.
She (the CA) has been facing recall too.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (W7IZQ)

302 296 except the knee

siht gets pretty dicey when you're hit in the knee
Posted by: Augustus McRae at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (wFyg9)

Tell me about it. I used to be an adventurer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)

=========

I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

303 Mostly the chemicals. I saw a graph on Twitter the other day that the average 18 year old today has the same T levels as a 61 year old did 20 years ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (y+iNp)

It is probably just a lack of exercise.
==
Prolly. And soy. Lots and lots of soy.
Posted by: Ya know those protein shakes you drinking, where's that protein come from? at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (LjbhA)



A bud suggested I get tested for low T. I told the wife and she said, "yeah, no. I don't think you have low T."

LULZ

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

304
I think it's nothing more than "pressure to perform" for most men, unless they have serious health issues.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM (mR6Gs)

Or their wives keep shutting the door to the closet.

Posted by: David French at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (cTqLg)

305 We once took a class from a survival guide on how to make your own bow and arrows. They were devastating. We pretty much killed the same animals as we did with a manufactured bow. It had its limits. But it was still lethal.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (J6dnG)

Same, only my bow sucked.

But yeah, bows and spears still work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (V6f9+)

my dad made an absurdly great bow. They did things differently in the 50s. My niece made a niece one too. That was a surprise. I was a "y Indian Guide but I don't recall making a bow.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (oM+Cq)

306 Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!
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100% bullshit.

Obviously spoken by someone who has never had to make schedule and budget.

No one gives a fuck about your feelings. Can you build it is all that matters.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (xC0q6)

307 Woah.....if he had a johnson that would fit in THAT mouth, he's a hero.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I think you mean a johnson that WOULDN'T fit

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (mR6Gs)

308 You better be up on your Combat Gauze wound packing technique with a broad head hit.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (J6dnG)

309 Okay, an 'I've Got a Secret' segment from (?) 1959, archers.
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Eh, I see it was '57.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (vOGqy)

310 It was perfectly legal, since it was a fully-manual bow.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (2kcP3)

311 Hmmm, bow and arrow. Isn't that considered racist?

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (oiNtH)

312 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (HTCOy)

313
Joerg Sprave's wonderful Fenris invention makes it easier than shooting a gun...
Posted by: Drerbrerard


He has the best laugh on Youtube.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (dtUS3)

314 U.N. to publish 17,000 page definition of exactly what constitutes the crime of frying chicken. Soon.

Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (taPSh)

315 And this cat used to bang Carly Simon back in the day.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:41 PM (mR6Gs)


I read somewhere that she wrote "Anticipation" while she was waiting for Stevens to arrive for a date.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (2JVJo)

316
I think you mean a johnson that WOULDN'T fit
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (mR6Gs)


Well, took up more than 50% of that gaping cavern.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Hopefully someone with half a brain cell in the US Military talks them out of this right now...today.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (5iUNf)


Just a reminder. Milley is still CJCS, Austin is still SecDef.

Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (mbFEM)

318 The Right To Bear Memes
@grandoldmemes
#EmptyShelvesJoe

https://tinyurl.com/b6t2t7v3

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

319 >>>I think it's nothing more than "pressure to perform" for most men, unless they have serious health issues.

I think there is a "body follows mind" pshychosomatic issue here. If you constantly berate yourself for being physically sexually attracted such that your goal is to not notice it, eventually your body will fall into line and support your decision. There is good evidence for this.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (T/vhV)

320 Mostly the chemicals. I saw a graph on Twitter the other day that the average 18 year old today has the same T levels as a 61 year old did 20 years ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:44 PM (y+iNp)

And remember a few decades ago most men smoked like chimneys

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (mR6Gs)

321 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (HTCOy)



Aren't they up 2% today?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (yQpMk)

322 I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

You should. Todd Howard has sold, what, 100 different versions of Skyrim by now?

Like I should talk though, still playing Fallout: New Vegas on the reg. The modding community has done quite a bit in extending the lives of these games though, Fallout: The Frontier notwithstanding.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (5aFbR)

323
Absent an email to him informing him of the assault, and him responding with oh that's terrible I could never forget this! that will be hard to prove that he was lying. Their current parsing is that the arrest did not happen until July, and the meeting occurred in June. But the assault happened in May.
Posted by: blaster at October 14, 2021 12:39 PM (mbFEM)


So he is claiming that someone in his chain of command is concealing that there are violent assaults requiring LE intervention happening in his district? That he was not informed by LE about the forensic interview by the Child Advocacy Center with a sheriff deputy present indicating that there was a rape on school property? Is he claiming that the Virginia apparatus for interviewing and documenting child rape is not functioning in his district and through his county?

We have big problems here.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (KbLYZ)

324 Before the Kung Flu I was planning to take a woodworking class and was looking at the bowmaking one. Damn chinese lung rot...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (jOcSX)

325 Can't stop the signal, Mal...

Politics - Trending
#EmptyShelvesJoe
25.6K Tweets

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 12:50 PM (1t5dY)

326 Tell me about it. I used to be an adventurer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)

=========

I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2021 12:51 PM (m+jkK)

327 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are are so proud of President Biden for fixing the problem Trump created at the Long Beach Port. Trump did this to hurt all people in California for not getting rid of one of the countries best governors. We supports President Joe Biden with his Build back America plan to save this country from Trump. The peeple of Clark County in NV are also haters of children for not making them wear masks in those horrible schools left behind by Trump.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 14, 2021 12:51 PM (otFiP)

328 I read somewhere that she wrote "Anticipation" while she was waiting for Stevens to arrive for a date.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:49 PM (2JVJo)

He stopped to pick up Heinz ketchup

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)

329 Posted by: Karen t'Hobo, Boulder Co at October 14, 2021 12:08 PM (Ojki1)

When was the most recent real sighting?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 12:51 PM (y7DUB)

330 I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)


I didn't.

On another topic, how do you like the book?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (2JVJo)

331 321 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (HTCOy)


Aren't they up 2% today?
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Up 1.87%. We have a fucking 500 + Dow day and it can't reach its high of three days ago. And its a volume leader. I smell rotting flesh.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (HTCOy)

332
He stopped to pick up Heinz ketchup
Posted by: JoeF.
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You're not really 29, are you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (vOGqy)

333 264 Can we consider for a second that part of the ED problem plaguing men is most of the women in America are overweight or obese?
(The other parts being porn and mostly the chemicals in food and water)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 14, 2021 12:42 PM (ul6OC


Saw pictures Monday of the wedding of a neighbor kid (who is now in his mid thirties). My first thought was when I was a kid you could go to the circus and see the parade of elephants. Not many circus' today but you have the bridal procession to make up for it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (WaGX0)

334 pew pew pew
thwack thwack thwack

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

335 I seem to be getting willowed a lot lately. Anyways:

All the wealth of US Billionaires is 3.5 Trillion. Would cover Fed expenditures about 6 or 7 months.

Yeah, but imagine how (for instance) Covid would have turned out if we didn't have Google- and Gates- funded researchers creating the virus in the first place, much less creating fake studies showing a) hcq doesn't work, b) ivermectin doesn't work, c) azithromycin doesn't work, d) all the new antihistamines don't work...

e) "But one of the British trials shows that aspirin doesn't work..."

Paradoxically, we'd have a lot more capitalism n this country if taxation forced the Gates and his ilk to live under bridges.

Addendum: They've done a lot to corrupt the system. Their obsession with making everyone else unable to make a living with their war on the industrial revolution is a big reason why the US government "needs" to spend a trillion dollar or more deficit each year.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (dt7P6)

336 330 I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

I didn't.

On another topic, how do you like the book?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (2JVJo)

=========

I've started it. I'm working on finishing it. I will get back to you with any thoughts I have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

337 a broad head hit.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (J6dnG)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (ePZfA)

338 323, all statements from LCPS (and Sheriff's dept is timing theirs well, because the LCSO updates are forcing the changing statements admitting more and more by CA's office and LCPS) use the same weasel words that they use to deny CRT.
"CRT is NOT TAUGHT in LCPS classrooms!"
No, you just spend half a mil on teacher training and lesson planning material, using CRT products and outlines. But no kid has a textbook or course CALLED that, so it isn't happening.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (W7IZQ)

339 Trump says if you have had the Covid then forced vaccines should not be made mandatory. What he didn't say is, if you haven't had Covid...

This is why I can't vote for him again. Sorry.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (2xGy+)

340 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (HTCOy)

never short aapl. I hope they get their comeuppance,but that is about the last stock I would short. In that group i would put MO and BA. Not that I know anything. I hope you do well and AApl gets hosed.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (oM+Cq)

341 >I took a red rider bb in the nuts playing war in the woods with my brother and friends. I survived, voice changed though.

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (8k7U7)


Someone was an excellent shot. I assume they had a scope on that thing?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (sjdRT)

342 You can have paleolithic tools or Islam...you can't have both.

//Leftbats

Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)

343 When you guys get together wouldn't you love to have a bottle rocket war?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (IMmgC)

344 He stopped to pick up Heinz ketchup
Posted by: JoeF.
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You're not really 29, are you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:52 PM (vOGqy)

Indeed

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (mR6Gs)

345 I smell rotting flesh.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Well, it's not Gabby Petito, anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (vOGqy)

346 Fred Bear. Yeah. Fight me....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (gv+02)

347 I hope you do well and AApl gets hosed.
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (oM+Cq)



I am torn as I am on the long side with them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

348 But perverts in the military have a "constitutional right" to a free "sex change" surgery.

When I'm King, taxpayer-funded gender reassignment will be one of the first things to go.
Posted by: JEM


When I am, you will get the surgery.
No psychiatry, medicine, blockers, etc.
You claim you are the other sex? Fine. We'll make you the other sex.

But if we have to trick your body and mind, then you weren't the other sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 12:55 PM (OCTRt)

349 339 Posted by: Capital Eff at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (2xGy+)

Good call, let's elect Gavin Newsome in a fit of pique.

//Why We Lose 1957

Posted by: sven at October 14, 2021 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)

350 313
Joerg Sprave's wonderful Fenris invention makes it easier than shooting a gun...
Posted by: Drerbrerard

He has the best laugh on Youtube.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (dtUS3)


That guy is a trip!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

351 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
#EmptyShelvesJoe just hit the number 1 trend nationwide amid Biden's supply chain crisis

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (NpAcC)

352 340 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:48 PM (HTCOy)

never short aapl. I hope they get their comeuppance,but that is about the last stock I would short. In that group i would put MO and BA. Not that I know anything. I hope you do well and AApl gets hosed.
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Meh. Its a Friday fade trade. It looks weak given everything that is performing today. Then there is WH telling everyone not to expect Xmas presents this year.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (HTCOy)

353 Likely a crazy person before he converted.

Posted by: Synova at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (BD/yx)

354 Tell me what a Christian extremist would look like.

My understanding of 'going to extremes' or 'taking extreme measures' would be to take every possible measure to ensure that the maximum potential of a doctrine or action would be actualized.

The message, as stated by Jesus, was that the most important of all demands placed on the Christian believer would be to love each other as we love ourselves. And the instructions given to a man that asked what was required of the Christian to join the Father in Heaven would be to give up all their possessions and walk in the ways of Christ, who sacrificed his own life for the forgiveness of others.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (7F9te)

355 Probably on the EphBeeI watchlist.

Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (hOMhY)

356 >>>Before the Kung Flu I was planning to take a woodworking class and was looking at the bowmaking one. Damn chinese lung rot...

Start yourself with a bow building kit and YouTube and work your way toward raw materials. No reason to let COVID stand in the way. F it up a few times, learn and get good.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (T/vhV)

357 I'm working on finishing it.

That bad, eh?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (2JVJo)

358
What part of "biden Unveils Plan To Ease Supply Shortage" do you domestic terrorists not understand?!?!

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (dtUS3)

359 It's time for a "one arrow a month law."

Posted by: Norwegian Gubmint at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (jYQlA)

360 I just went short on AAPL. Does this make me a bad man?

Well, iOS 15 fixes the front page of the HQ from crashing the phone, so that's something.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (ZGrMX)

361 Someone was an excellent shot. I assume they had a scope on that thing?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 14, 2021 12:54 PM (sjdRT)


Haha, just luck, I don't think the red rider bb guns we had could shoot 20 ft.

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (8k7U7)

362 Islam started with bows and arrows, nothing wrong staying in the 8th Century

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (0+QM0)

363
The Headline Has Been Written, therefore: problem solved.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (dtUS3)

364 Then there is WH telling everyone not to expect Xmas presents this year.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (HTCOy)

Apple is probably ahead of the curve on that one.

Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (hOMhY)

365 Does anyone truly doubt that if Trump was still president the phrase "supply chain crisis" wouldn't be on everyone's lips and there would be ZERO ships off the coast of any port?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

366 Tell me what a Christian extremist would look like.

In Frankie Fabulous' church?

Someone who prefers the Latin Mass.

Someone who believes in the Actual Presence.

Someone who believes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (2JVJo)

367 357 I'm working on finishing it.

That bad, eh?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (2JVJo)

========

No, just busy. Once I'm done at work, I don't have the mother in law to help right now, so it's getting hard to maintain everything I have in the air at the same time. It's a priority, though. I don't want to keep you waiting for too long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

368 This is why I can't vote for him again. Sorry.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 14, 2021 12:53 PM (2xGy+)

I'll vote for him if that's the best we can do, but yeah, we really need to be on the search for someone who can grasp what we're up against and is willing to go "nuclear".

Posted by: Drerbrerard at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (kPMrr)

369 All the wealth of US Billionaires is 3.5 Trillion.

-
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Would you rather see billionaires take joyrides to space or our country make long overdue investments in child care, clean energy, and affordable housing? It's time for a #WealthTax.

-
I knew Shat was a hell of a guy but I did not know he was a billionaire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 14, 2021 12:59 PM (d9FiS)

370 The Headline Has Been Written, therefore: problem solved.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (dtUS3)

Only with a Democrat in office.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:59 PM (mR6Gs)

371 Must be that Orlando Bloom guy. He took a lot more than 5 in those movies. Maybe his aim was off, or didn't bring enough arrows.

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at October 14, 2021 12:59 PM (l7udz)

372 If someone bags Schumer I hope his taxidermied head and shoulders gets put on the wall in the Capitol Building.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2021 12:59 PM (J0WdG)

373 Atomic Blond.

Be a professional...stand on the plastic.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 01:00 PM (IMmgC)

374 Before the Kung Flu I was planning to take a woodworking class and was looking at the bowmaking one. Damn chinese lung rot...
Posted by: Colorado Alex


You know what sucks? I have access to more Osage Orange (Bois' d Arc) wood than you can shake a stick at. Makes a very hard, flexible bow.
Just no idea where to learn. And I've never been a wood worker.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 01:00 PM (OCTRt)

375 Before the Kung Flu I was planning to take a woodworking class and was looking at the bowmaking one. Damn chinese lung rot...

Start yourself with a bow building kit and YouTube and work your way toward raw materials. No reason to let COVID stand in the way. F it up a few times, learn and get good.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM


a good place to start is making PVC bows; dirt cheap & surprisingly effective

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2021 01:00 PM (FX+dV)

376 iNsUrReCtIoN~! tReAsOn~! aRgY- bArGy~!

@PenguinSix 34m

Protestors lay siege to the Department of the Interior in protest against fossil fuels.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 01:01 PM (1t5dY)

377 364 Then there is WH telling everyone not to expect Xmas presents this year.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 12:56 PM (HTCOy)

Apple is probably ahead of the curve on that one.
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Probably, but to those hearing that it does something to their head math and expectations.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 01:01 PM (HTCOy)

378 276 "When it comes to this issue, this is a condition of employment."

Question: I understand, sir, but it was NOT a condition of employment when I accepted this position. What other conditions of my employment are subject to arbitrary change without notice which could result in my termination?

Answer: This is a unique and special case requiring special circumstances... i am altering the conditions. pray i don't alter them further.


fixt

Posted by: Darth Biden at October 14, 2021 01:01 PM (oY6Yp)

379 Before the Kung Flu I was planning to take a woodworking class and was looking at the bowmaking one. Damn chinese lung rot...

Were you going to make longbows or crossbows? This being the HQ I have to ask.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 01:01 PM (ZGrMX)

380 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Would you rather see billionaires take joyrides to space or our country make long overdue investments in child care, clean energy, and affordable housing? It's time for a #WealthTax.


I think rich quasi-celebrities in space is a pretty dumb development. But if my choice is between rich dudes in orbit and more welfare state, I'll take rich dudes in orbit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2021 01:02 PM (QU5/8)

381 Does anyone truly doubt that if Trump was still president the phrase "supply chain crisis" wouldn't be on everyone's lips and there would be ZERO ships off the coast of any port?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)
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Agree - this would not be a thing.
Additionally - if for some reason under President Trump this WERE a thing, and Trump did like Biden and said he would solve it by "keeping the ports open later," we would be dealing with NONSTOP legal pontification about whether or not the President has the authority to dictate something like that, along with claims of fascism for attempting to take over industry.

We'd be up to Impeachment #7 by now.

Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 01:02 PM (ePZfA)

382 >>>Does anyone truly doubt that if Trump was still president the phrase "supply chain crisis" wouldn't be on everyone's lips and there would be ZERO ships off the coast of any port?


Here's a fun F*ing fact. The federal govt could easily put a cabash on California's shipping killing laws (no owner operator, trucks have to be newer than a certain year et al) under the commerce clause.

That's actually what it's for, preventing states from making dipshit laws that f*ck with interstate trade, by giving the feds the power to make rules that keeps the trade going. Because the founders feared certain states should try and control trade through their internal laws.

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 14, 2021 01:03 PM (T/vhV)

383
Does anyone truly doubt that if Trump was still president the phrase "supply chain crisis" wouldn't be on everyone's lips and there would be ZERO ships off the coast of any port?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, of course it would be non-stop Trump bashing about this crisis. But I think the crisis would be exactly the same. We'd be on impeachment trial number four by now, while the government continued it's full-speed demolition of the US economy, and total disregarded
anything he said or did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2021 01:03 PM (cTqLg)

384 Protestors lay siege to the Department of the Interior in protest against fossil fuels.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Aren't they going to be surprised when the lights go out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

385 Well, iOS 15 fixes the front page of the HQ from crashing the phone, so that's something.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2021 12:57 PM (ZGrMX)


That's a major something.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 01:03 PM (y7DUB)

386 BA IS THE the standout company that both parties support. Sure they have screwed themselves many times,but in this divided era, there are few companies both sides support. I remember when that company traded for $30. The unions tried to ruin it and that dolt Phil Condit almost ran it into the ground. That is the one thing BA has. We can't allow it to be run into the ground.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 01:04 PM (oM+Cq)

387 Does anyone truly doubt that if Trump was still president the phrase "supply chain crisis" wouldn't be on everyone's lips and there would be ZERO ships off the coast of any port?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 14, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, of course it would be non-stop Trump bashing about this crisis. But I think the crisis would be exactly the same. We'd be on impeachment trial number four by now, while the government continued it's full-speed demolition of the US economy, and total disregarded
anything he said or did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There wouldn't be a crisis. Not even a blip.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 01:04 PM (OCTRt)

388 Huh. Oddly, I have *good* news from the tax man. My property tax bill came in the mail. I had calculated it based on the property reassessing to the last sale price (when I bought it). It didn't. It assessed lower. So my tax bill is smaller than I expected.

Given this good news, I assume that a satellite is now going to crash into my house, burn it down and kill me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

389 Aren't they going to be surprised when the lights go out.
Posted by: rickb223


Or when they run into a fresh shit on the floor and slide out the other side.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2021 01:04 PM (1t5dY)

390 Does anybody who converts to Islam ever become the Sufi version of a monk and live a life of peaceful solitude, reading their scripture and praying many times a day (?), because if they do I don't hear about those folks. It's always convert to Islam and now your purpose in life is to kill the infidel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2021 12:22 PM (ueGNX)

Maybe Cat Stevens? But mostly, muzzie converts are homicidal losers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (NWUp4)

391 Given this good news, I assume that a satellite is now going to crash into my house, burn it down and kill me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 14, 2021 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

Not quite....

Posted by: Anal Otters at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (IfOWp)

392 Heh, I'm a dollar ahead on my short. Drinks all around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (HTCOy)

393 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Would you rather see billionaires take joyrides to space or our country make long overdue investments in child care, clean energy, and affordable housing? It's time for a #WealthTax.
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Which room of her multi-million-dollar New England mansion was she skulking in when she Tweeted this?

Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (ePZfA)

394 The Norweger, need to revert to their ancient traits.

Posted by: Archer at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (gmo/4)

395 Achmed, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Straight through that infidel's heart for me, for me

Posted by: Apologies to Sam Cooke at October 14, 2021 01:06 PM (EughT)

396 The killer's Native American name (as spit out by the internet's "Indian Name Generator") is "Known Wolf".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2021 01:06 PM (pTHOC)

397 Here's a fun F*ing fact. The federal govt could easily put a cabash on California's shipping killing laws (no owner operator, trucks have to be newer than a certain year et al) under the commerce clause.

That's actually what it's for, preventing states from making dipshit laws that f*ck with interstate trade, by giving the feds the power to make rules that keeps the trade going. Because the founders feared certain states should try and control trade through their internal laws.
Posted by: mikethemoose


That's what I was trying to say this morning. The feds are the 800 lb gorilla in the room. They can fix this toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2021 01:06 PM (OCTRt)

398 A conservative friend told me today that Biden is going to declare Martial Law before Christmas.

LOL.

I am curious to see how that turns out.

Posted by: Been Lurking at October 14, 2021 01:06 PM (xopIz)

399 NOOD.

10 months later, DOJ to look into treatment of Jan. 6 protesters.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 14, 2021 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Had he used a cross-bow, the fatalities would have been much higher.

Or would they?

"That's when the fight started, Your Honor".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2021 01:07 PM (pTHOC)

401 I bet the guy was singing "Me and My Arrow" the whole time.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 14, 2021 01:07 PM (IfOWp)

402 Maybe Cat Stevens? But mostly, muzzie converts are homicidal losers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (NWUp4)
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For some reason, I read that name but I thought of Bobcat Goldthwait.

And I was very confused. And amused. Conmused.

Posted by: reason at October 14, 2021 01:07 PM (ePZfA)

403 What's Norsk for "necktie party"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:07 PM (NWUp4)

404 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Would you rather see billionaires take joyrides to space or our country make long overdue investments in child care, clean energy, and affordable housing? It's time for a #WealthTax.


I like seeing billionaires taking joyrides in space - it's their fucking money. I like using my fucking money to have fun too, you humorless bitch.

Posted by: Archer at October 14, 2021 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

405 Isn't it good
Norwegian wood.

Posted by: The Fab Four at October 14, 2021 01:08 PM (jYQlA)

406 That's what I was trying to say this morning. The feds are the 800 lb gorilla in the room. They can fix this toot sweet.
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Umm, do you understand that someone has to pay Hunter a goodly amount of money for the Fed to do what we pay them to do? Joe only has so much time left to build his Biden Global Iniative Fund.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 01:08 PM (HTCOy)

407 LOL.

I am curious to see how that turns out.

Posted by: Been Lurking



Why would he need to declare Martial Law when everyone is now behaving as if Martial Law was already here?

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2021 01:09 PM (pTHOC)

408 Gov reminds me of the movie..Play Misty For Me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 14, 2021 01:09 PM (IMmgC)

409 Well, there's Cat Stevens, I guess. Far as I know, he didn't get stabby or splodey.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 14, 2021 12:25 PM (OssQ4)
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So far.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2021 12:26 PM (YqDXo)

Thinking back, I recall he did express approval of the Aye-a-toilet's fatwa against Salman Rushdie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:10 PM (NWUp4)

410 BTW, for those who don't know, an arrow will often defeat body armor. Many moons ago, I took the Hunter Safety Course with my son. One of the instructors demonstrated the power of the various calibers against a sandbag hanging in front of a sheet of plywood. He worked his way up from a .22 all the way to some crazy Magnum caliber....I'll say .338 Lapua Magnum. The sandbag stopped everything.

Then he brought out the bow. That broadhead went right through the sandbag and planted itself firmly into the plywood.

Posted by: azlibertarian at October 14, 2021 01:11 PM (FjiAc)

411 Heh, I'm a dollar ahead on my short. Drinks all around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 14, 2021 01:05 PM (HTCOy)

sell! I am kidding as I never give stock picks. You could be right about this. But there are likely a thousand better picks/ Again I hope you are right a they are evil lefties. But historically, there are only a few you never short, AAPL is one of them. If you have this right, it will be an all time call.

Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 01:11 PM (oM+Cq)

412
nOOOd

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 14, 2021 01:11 PM (dtUS3)

413 Do all police vehicles in Norway bear an "Aas-man" license plate?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 14, 2021 01:12 PM (5Woea)

414 a good place to start is making PVC bows; dirt cheap & surprisingly effective
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2021 01:00 PM (FX+dV)

That is a great idea, thankee Alton

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 14, 2021 01:13 PM (V6f9+)

415 WH telling everyone not to expect Xmas presents this year.
==
Is it too early for grinch memes?

Posted by: You're a mean one, Mr. Biden at October 14, 2021 01:13 PM (gdyjt)

416 Just no idea where to learn. And I've never been a wood worker.

Pick up copies of The Traditional Boyer's Bible from -- of course -- boisdarcpress.com. I made a couple of "toy" bows with my son when was 9 or 10 just using Home Depot grade Poplar and had a barrel of fun with it.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 14, 2021 01:14 PM (nfrXX)

417 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Would you rather see billionaires take joyrides to space or our country make long overdue investments in child care, clean energy, and affordable housing? It's time for a #WealthTax.

I think rich quasi-celebrities in space is a pretty dumb development. But if my choice is between rich dudes in orbit and more welfare state, I'll take rich dudes in orbit.
==
If the govt can tell the richest and most powerful what they should do with their own money, what possible hope do you have to be free with your own?

Posted by: Check me if I'm wrong, but at October 14, 2021 01:17 PM (LjbhA)

418 308
Truth!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2021 01:18 PM (gv+02)

419 So Loudon County SB execs are parsing words and using the Clintonian "Depends on the Meaning of is is" type weaseling. But, having been a juror on Military CMs and other trials, as I recall, judges warns the jurors about actual confessions of guilt that are couched in unrealistic verbiage in order to mitigate..."well, someone didn't exactly ask us that we did X, or we never exactly said we did Y, even if we did it..."

I think this is covered under the realistic expectation of the reality advice you get...you are not allowed to take into consideration suggestions that aliens came down or some unknown demon from the gates of Hell was involved. You must use the reasonable person answer always to inform yourself of the truth. The Loudon County SB officials appear to fail the reasonable man argument throughout their implausible defense.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2021 01:20 PM (5iUNf)

420 Howie was at a Starbux and collapsed
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 14, 2021 12:43 PM (0+QM0)

OD'ed on Smug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:22 PM (NWUp4)

421 He wasn't intending to kill people. He thought he was a cherub. Those were arrows of love, not death --but alas, he go them mixed up.

Posted by: Gork at October 14, 2021 02:16 PM (VmQ66)

422 "Police believe all of the deaths happened after they arrived at the scene and were in contact with the man."
Buuut...NONE of the cops were carrying guns and could do NOTHING to stop him.
(Ya know back in the Viking days, the people would have just swarmed him and tore him limb from limb bare handed, or Blood Eagled him in the Town Square).
At the very least these "Tame Cops" could have been carrying slingshots...

Posted by: tj Strong at October 14, 2021 02:22 PM (uAI4S)

423 They need Bow & Arrow Control Background Checks for the buying of Bow and Arrows

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 14, 2021 05:12 PM (wGqjj)

424 "the police are now in control"
Yeah, well, that's why I want to be in control in the beginning. You being "in control" is what scares me.

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2021 06:01 PM (7HIlM)

425 What I do not understand is how daddy or uncle or big brother didn't pound the little queer into tomato paste. I am civilized, but that provocation would result in swift justice. Then burn his house down, for his family is just as much to blame.

Posted by: jasonj at October 15, 2021 05:42 PM (4Tpar)

426 Good day! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering which blog
platform are you using for this website? I'm getting tired of Wordpress because I've had issues with hackers and I'm looking at alternatives for another platform.
I would be great if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

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