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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/13/21)
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Quote I "We recognize that cutting down on sodium in your diet is hard to do on your own because about 70 percent of the sodium we eat comes from processed, packaged, and prepared foods," Susan Mayne, director of the FDA's Center for Food Safety and Applied NutritionNannies gotta nanny. Do you think our Founding Fathers thought that some unelected
government nanny decide what we can and cannot eat would be governing us today?
Quote II "Look, the big picture is that we have a tax gap that over the next decade is estimated at $7 trillion. Namely, a shortfall in the amount that the IRS is collecting due to a failure of individuals to report the income that they have earned." Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen
Quote III We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.” President Ronald Reagan
Quote IV The lefty vax freaks are having too much fun being jerks about it though. They are miserable people who only find joy in spreading their emotional inadequacy and misery to others. It’s safe to say that they’re thrilled that people are losing their jobs over this. Stephen Kruiser
I'll take
'Things that make you cringe' for a $1,000.
Meet the man who pulled nearly 100 snakes from under an SF Bay Area home No, but there was definitely a movie-worthy amount of snakes living under a house in Santa Rosa, a city in California's Wine County 60 miles north of San Francisco. Al Wolf, director of Sonoma County Reptile Rescue, responded to a call Oct. 2 from a woman who said a snake den was under her home.
I guess saying "Disturbed by the allegations." is better than uttering, What the fuck!
A Florida teacher charged with having sex with a 15-year-old student is now pregnant — but she won’t say who the father is, according to a report. Heiry Calvi, 41, was arrested last Thursday for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with the male student at JC Bermudez Doral Senior High School, the Miami Herald reports. Calvi told police after being taken into custody that she was pregnant but refused to say how far along she is or the father’s identity. The teacher has been on leave since March when police were first tipped off after students reported seeing videos of Calvi allegedly having sex with the teenager.I have no clue why amorous couples need to take photos and videos.
The Pittsburgh Steelers and local authorities are investigating how ashes were able to be spread across Heinz Field on Sunday during the team’s win over the Denver Broncos. The team and police said that someone spread their relative’s ashes at the stadium following the Steelers game, KDKA-TV reported. Fans are reportedly not permitted to spread ashes at all at Heinz Field and it’s illegal to do so in Pennsylvania without permission.
Hollywood actor William Shatner has become the oldest person to go to space as he blasted off aboard the Blue Origin sub-orbital capsule. The 90-year-old, who played Captain James T Kirk in the Star Trek films and TV series, took off from the Texas desert with three other individuals. Mr Shatner's trip on the rocket system - developed by Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos - lasted about 10 minutes. The craft safely landed just after 10:00 local time (16:00 BST).
Click or don't click. Quityerbitchin'
More than 500 pages of internal documents from DC Metropolitan Police concerning the fatal shooting of Ashli Babbitt in the Capitol on Jan. 6 reveal witness accounts stating she was not holding a weapon at the time of her death and how "upset" the officer was after shooting her. "These previously secret records show there was no good reason to shoot and kill Ashli Babbitt," stated Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, which obtained the documents through a May 2021 FOIA lawsuit. "The Biden-Garland Justice Department and the Pelosi Congress have much to answer for the over the mishandling and cover-up of this scandalous killing of an American citizen by the U.S. Capitol Police.Unfortunately for Ashli Babbitt, she didn't check all of the Sainted Special Victimhood box.
Speaking of boxes. If she were black her election would be guaranteed.
An Antifa supporting candidate for Seattle City Attorney, campaigning to oversee the office’s $35 million budget, declared bankruptcy, has a massive amount of debt, and lives in subsidized housing. Nicole Thomas Kennedy, who has campaigned on cutting the City Attorney’s criminal division and an end to prosecuting misdemeanors, has a massive amount of debt. According to her 2019 bankruptcy petition there is approximately $465,000 of debt, which is mostly student loans.
A man shooting arrows from a bow has been arrested after killing five and injuring two people in Norway. Multiple areas have been evacuated and police say it is too early to tell whether the attack was terrorism-related.
Norwegian public broadcaster NRK reported that five people were killed and two injured, one of whom was a plainclothes police officer. The lone attacker was taken into custody, but his identity has not been revealed. There is no suspicion that anyone else was involved.
WASHINGTON — Health officials on Tuesday authorized the first electronic cigarettes in the U.S., saying the R.J. Reynolds vaping products can benefit adult smokers. The Food and Drug Administration said data submitted by the company showed its Vuse e-cigarettes helped smokers either quit or significantly reduce their use of cigarettes, the leading preventable cause of death in the U.S. Tuesday's first-of-a-kind decision is part of a sweeping effort by the FDA to bring scientific scrutiny to the multibillion-dollar vaping industry after years of delays. In September, the agency said it had rejected applications for more than a million e-cigarettes and related products, mainly due to their potential appeal to underage teens. But regulators delayed making decisions on most of the major vaping companies, including market leader Juul.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
The Telegraph published this video item, entitled “Insulate Britain: Fighting breaks out as furious drivers drag protesters from the road” – below is their description. Fighting broke out at Insulate Britain’s latest stunt as protesters were dragged from the road by furious drivers. In one video, a lorry driver cold be seen inching his HGV towards environmental campaigners who were sat on the tarmac in front of him.
Born on this day: 13 Oct 1947
American rock vocalist, guitarist, songwriter Sammy Hagar who came to prominence in the 1970s with the hard rock band Montrose. He replaced David Lee Roth of Van Halen in 1985 and left the band in 1996. He founded the Cabo Wabo Tequila brand and restaurant chain, as well as Sammy's Beach Bar Rum. via thisdayinmusic.com
13 Oct 2016
Bob Dylan was awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature, becoming the first songwriter to win the prestigious award. The 75-year-old rock legend received the prize "for having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition". via thisdayinmusic.com
Bodily functions. Just what are the police supposed to do? Genius Award Winner 2nd Runner Up.
A police force in Ontario has released 911 audio after a man called the emergency line to report he had to go pee while stuck in traffic. Peel Regional Police released the audio on Friday to remind people about the proper uses of dialling 911. When the 38-second call begins, the operator asks the man if he needs police, fire or ambulance.
Things could have gone really bad. Perhaps it was a good thing he was stopped. Genius Award Winner, 1st Runner Up.
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - The Lincoln Police Department arrested a man they say had a homemade explosive device in his pocket. On Friday around 8:30 p.m., police stopped a white 1999 Ford F-150 in the area of 70th Street and Leighton Avenue. LPD said homeowners in the area had called to report the vehicle was seen driving erratically through the neighborhood. Police said the driver of the truck, 30-year-old Cody Ryan, was wanted for an outstanding felony warrant and was taken into custody.
Suspecting that someone had entered a barn on her property without permission, a Florida Woman set up a trail camera that subsequently recorded a laborer having repeated sexual contact with a horse housed in the structure, police report. Homeowner Catherine Engel told police that last month she installed the trail camera inside the four-stall Vero Beach barn where her horses are kept after discovering ligature marks around one horse’s neck. She also recalled finding bungee cords and ropes around the neck of a miniature horse “even though she never placed any on it.” The camera, cops say, captured Santiago Victoria, 57, entering the barn late at night and invading a stall occupied by a horse name Mariah. During three separate encounters, Victoria “gets behind the horse in a sexual manner,” according to an arrest affidavit. The Indian River Sheriff’s Office affidavit provides a graphic account of Victoria’s alleged illicit conduct inside the barn. Engel identified Victoria as the suspect, telling cops that he worked for a welding company that parks vehicles on the same property where the barn is situated.Wham, bam, thank ya Sarah Jessica. He didn't even bring sugar cubes or apples. Cheap Genius Award Winner to boot.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (mZzAJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: JT at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sandy at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (UvNTA)
Posted by: wing at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (nwVkH)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)
Is this the same government that gave everyone diabetes with their damned carb heavy food pyramid?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:01 PM (+LCoQ)
I blame Conor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redchief at October 13, 2021 09:01 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:02 PM (na0uG)
American rock vocalist, guitarist, songwriter Sammy Hagar
I love those side-by-side photos of Sammy Hagar and similarly aged Billy Jeff Clinton.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:03 PM (+LCoQ)
Oh come on MH you know the rules!
Posted by: NC Ref at October 13, 2021 09:04 PM (we2l3)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 09:04 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)
Watched the Chapelle special last night. Many SJWs have their noses out of joint, and for good reason. Reminds me of George Carlin a bit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (F0YaR)
Kid will be paying child support for 18 years despite it being statutory rape. What a world
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (rdbLX)
"On leave" but not fired?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (yXf+h)
https://tinyurl.com/36d7f77c
By far, Sir Tom Jones has the best version.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
This song fits the pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1eWq3H4Ho
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (MFphb)
Oh come on MH you know the rules!
Posted by: NC Ref at October 13, 2021 09:04 PM (we2l3)
Hmmmm. I guess those 3 former tax exemptions of mine never happened.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: JT at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Compare and contrast Shatner's mental acuity to Biden's.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:02 PM (na0uG)
Hell. I wish I had that car. I'd let her drive.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (yXf+h)
https://tinyurl.com/36d7f77c
By far, Sir Tom Jones has the best version.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
There is not a good version of that song. PERIOD. Maybe Ban-ba-lam should occur.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
It was like those short-lived AT&T PSAs discouraging people from texting while driving. They were having voice actors giving sob stories about running over and killing innocent people and having nightmares affecting their ability to study in college.
I can imagine people all over the place shouting at their radios "Self-absorbed asshole! How do you think the family of the bread-winner dad/father you recklessly slaughtered feels just because it was more important for you to send dick picks while driving".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (+LCoQ)
Well, she's the kind of brainless trash who screws a 15 year old kid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (qAR6u)
If you want to get this shit to stop - find one of the protest organizers and identify where they live.
Have a protest at their house and physically stop them from leaving.
It would require organization on the part of normies though, so it won't happen.
Posted by: John Podesta at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Your Friendly Teacher's Unions! at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (+lVUW)
Some people are more important than others..know your place, pleeb
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh I still try.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
"On leave" but not fired?
Posted by: nerdygirl
In every major city in the US there are buildings full of disgraced teachers whom are being paid but, due to the nature of their previous actions, cannot be alone with any students. Can't be fired in many cases. Rules, you know.
So, they run their real estate or jewelry or makeup sales business from there during the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (sy5kK)
$7 trullion gap?
Sounds like Yellen is setting the stage for the massive IRS sweeps of the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
You, good sir are not a true musical aficionado!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (qAR6u)
When I was younger I tended to feel like they were gloating. Now I just don't care no mo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Pictures or it didn't happen?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (7F9te)
Probably make a killin on Onlyfans
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 13, 2021 09:11 PM (+I6Y/)
Biotch, trace up to catch the big guys.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:11 PM (yXf+h)
We are going to go after the super-rich who cheat on their taxes!
That's why we need all of your bank records.
Posted by: Democrats! at October 13, 2021 09:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Yeah, but you don't have to gloat about it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)
$7 trullion gap?
Sounds like Yellen is setting the stage for the massive IRS sweeps of the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (axyOa)
That SS payment, IRA, or 401k that you thought was yours, you didn't really earn that!
Posted by: Commissar O'Barky (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM
^^^This^^^
Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (mZzAJ)
Also the dog is doing worse. He was losing his back end rapidly on saturday. We got him on nsaids and he had monday better, but got bad again yesterday. This am the diagnosed a disc bulge and gave us prednisone but he's even worse right now. He can't stand. He can't pee. Its not a good day.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (EiPf6)
Way to go, Shatner! Kirk would be proud...
Lovely photo up top with nice fall foliage.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)
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Long bow, I'd bet on it. Those things are dangerous, should be banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
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Let me tell you about the homemade explosive device in my pocket.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (hVqGz)
Nothing says "We will only tax the rich" than spending twelve figures to beef up the most hated agency on planet earth to do deep dive scrutiny on anyone with $600 in a bank account.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (+LCoQ)
INsuREctiOn!!
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 13, 2021 09:13 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:14 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 13, 2021 09:14 PM (3/XaG)
Million Vet March
2013 Oct 13 Washington DC
The march of Truth cannot be halted
Suggest watching the whole ~9 min for the "after-credits" bits (just like those movies)
Link in nic ⇓
Posted by: mindful webworker - used to do videos at October 13, 2021 09:15 PM (Omg5C)
He might just be happy to see you.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 09:15 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (KAi1n)
Damn-it. That was my super secret technique for dispatching Antifa from the roof top. Broadheads mounted on lost arrows from the archery range.
Just a lot of screams and weird dancing.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Lump the Chump at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (WyDvo)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (+LCoQ)
Trust your betters comrade, after all they have only the best interest of the greater good as their goal!
Of course, there
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (hOUT3)
*3 second video of vaguely familiar actor / actress*
We.
*3 second video of vaguely familiar actor / actress*
Are.
*3 second video of vaguely familiar actor / actress*
All.
*3 second video of vaguely familiar actor / actress*
Rich.
Dramatic fade out.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 13, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (yXf+h)
And what's my damned hash?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (?????) - at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (8g68b)
I was once at the retirement party for the manager of a county electric utility.
The manager, who was a very funny guy, announced that his life's goal had been to be placed on paid administrative leave - "I mean, it just doesn't get any better than that!"
The board of the utility, who were present, voted to place him on paid administrative leave for his last half hour of employment, so he could fulfill his life's dream.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (I2/tG)
What idiot is going take on $465,000 in student loans, and what idiot is going to extend $465,000 in student loans? In a sane universe, I mean.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (1vynn)
The camera, cops say, captured Santiago Victoria, 57, entering the barn late at night and invading a stall occupied by a horse name Mariahm
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His machismo was muy inflamo.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)
There's a car? The 'rents had an Ambassador for maybe 20 years. I think the body was 1/4 inch steel. The thing weighed more than Michael Moore plus Whoopi.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (8g68b) - at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (8g68b)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh I still try.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:09 PM (aA3+G)
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I had to give it up when I got a new job.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 13, 2021 09:19 PM (VxC1e)
Unfortunately Sammy wasn't there at the time. But there was a hard rocking cover band of some kind that made good noise anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at October 13, 2021 09:19 PM (sTOQ8)
$7 trullion gap?
Sounds like Yellen is setting the stage for the massive IRS sweeps of the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (axyOa)
* * * *
The IRS could first go after federal employees who are behind on their taxes. Easy pickins.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: t-bird
A1 a lot of people and A2 your federal government
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:14 PM (EiPf6)
I was thinking the east fork of the Lewis river.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 13, 2021 09:19 PM (VxC1e)
Just a reminder, not all career changes turn out well.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 13, 2021 09:21 PM (kLwt5)
Long bow or crossbow?
Hmm....I wonder which would be more effective.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2021 09:21 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2021 09:18 PM (2iDSr)
The stock phrase is, "en llamas" but unfortunately though he was flaming, he couldn't find a handy camelid
(en llamas = on fire, but you know that already)
*Puns that have to be explained are the worst sort of failed joke*
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:22 PM (KbLYZ)
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*single tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (VxC1e)
Public Health has embraced the Platonic Lie for years.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (aA3+G)
They could plunder the dude at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for at least a half million in owed taxes.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Toad-O at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (cct0t)
And, tonight, I opened my bottle of James T. Kirk bourbon (batch #1, bottle #1519) and toasted the man.
Posted by: GWB at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (LNiBi)
Tom Clancy wrote that book 25 years ago.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (na0uG)
Without Remorse?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kBuGL)
Dude wasnt just in town for a bite to eat was he?
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (+I6Y/)
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It's no secret. The shooting was on twitter for at least a week.
Woman was head and shoulders through the window of the door and he took a step forward, aimed and fired. No warning, no nothing.
It was murder.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:25 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kBuGL)
Correct.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:25 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
They are not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
They are not, ever ever ever. Even state and Federal taxes are bankruptable after three years of when you file true returns. But student loans will be garnished out of your social security pension if necessary.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Compare and contrast my beagle's mental acuity to Biden's. And beagles are not the geniuses of the dog world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:25 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (MFphb)
they did a retrospective study awhile back, and found that patients on a low sodium diet had worse outcomes and a shorter life span than people who just ate regular food. (given similar medical conditions, etc)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:25 PM (yXf+h)
In a sane civilized world, there would be no effing way to dispute this or avoid the proper consequences for such an action!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
So she is a harry bald
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:27 PM (KbLYZ)
I have no clue why people take photos, in general. If I take more than one in a year, I take the next year off.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Compare and contrast my beagle's mental acuity to Biden's. And beagles are not the geniuses of the dog world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
I want to stand up for them, but ... yeah, they are lovable, barky idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:27 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (+I6Y/)
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If it hadn't been for that king shit cop....
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Susan, why the hell do I have to cut sodium in my diet? I do not have any condition that would benefit from low sodium. I like salt. I put a tablespoon of salt in recipes that call for a teaspoon. Leave me the hell alone.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 13, 2021 09:28 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:28 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:28 PM (9hXN1)
But if you don't have hypertension in the first place, it flushes out and things go back to normal rather quickly.
Low sodium is not good in the heat and if'n you're an active person.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (MFphb)
My sister has been stressed lately, and one thing that's bugging her is, we have a dog that won't stop licking her toes. :-)
Anyway, does anyone know of anything that will stop a dog from doing that? Any solution or something that someone can put on toes or anything else, that will stop the dog from licking?
Thanks in advance for any advice anyone can offer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (9hXN1)
I knew someone with another condition - kidney function maybe? - which required a higher than usual salt intake.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (MFphb)
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I keep a salt lick in my office for this very reason.
Posted by: John Kerry at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Caliban at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (HgGBT)
Sorry about the pup. Prednisone sometimes needs a few days to kick in. If you have access to it, CBD oil can be useful for pain.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (YynYJ)
https://tinyurl.com/3f5mw3mt
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:26 PM (+lVUW)
Compare and contract the following items' mental acuity to Biden's:
- A goldfish
- A moth
- A moldy brick
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (MFphb)
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I keep a salt lick in my office for this very reason.
Posted by: John Kerry at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
No shit? Me too!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (aA3+G)
"Well I think you all could do a better job of selling it, to be very frank with you."
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Caliban at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (HgGBT)
Did the SpaceX civilian crew go higher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (EiPf6)
Sorry, babe. I went through something similar with my first dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)
"Well I think you all could do a better job of selling it, to be very frank with you."
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Don't be frank with me.
Posted by: Shirley at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Rob Schneider and Rebel Wilson are in it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Looks like Dune is going to suck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
I had heard decentish things about it. What have you heard? More woke shit or something else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Don't have a beagle...but I do have a doorknob. Would that work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: John Kerry at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
nice.
I wanted to make a funny, but this stands on its own.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (MFphb)
Well, how many of the drug dealers and pimps and various mafia shakedowns and gambling facilities pay taxes? Then there is the political grift machine that collects in some island account, or numbered account in Zurich. ... And 20 million illegals that work as nannies or lawn care who would maybe not owe income tax, but whose employers would owe social security taxes.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: John Kerry at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (VxC1e)
Wise.
Posted by: Sara J. Parker at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
Is for the common good tovarich, da!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Ah, there's the key passage: FDA. FDA means "the complete opposite is probably your safest bet"
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (hVqGz)
KEEP THAT THING IN YOUR PANTS!
Geez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (+lVUW)
Has that worthless POS Al Sharpton paid his back taxes yet?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
The nick is a result of my spelling my name wrong on an architectural drawing in collage. Given names are David James. I was so intent on lettering I spelt the name David Javems. Prof marked points off. Nick stuck. That was 50 plus years ago and to my buds I'm still Javems
Sorry to flake out now but I'm off to bed.
Posted by: Javems at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Oh, Honey, I'm sorry.
To be honest we all knew it was going to suck, the only question was how badly it was going to suck.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (KbLYZ)
that is how you refer to as a 10 min girl, so yeah
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 13, 2021 09:34 PM (K3ZCc)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Take that back!
Posted by: Eggs at October 13, 2021 09:34 PM (870a5)
Posted by: Amy Schumer! at October 13, 2021 09:34 PM (na0uG)
I personally have just came from the hospital from visiting someone that has just that problem of low blood pressure. Then I see the ONT thread and go ballistic.
There is also the risk that low salt intake coupled with eliminating too much salt via urination, vomiting, sweating, laxative use, diuretics, etc. can result in your blood becoming too basic which is a serious condition called alkalosis. Know someone that had that happen to them.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:34 PM (9hXN1)
Sorry about the pup. Prednisone sometimes needs a few days to kick in. If you have access to it, CBD oil can be useful for pain.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 13, 2021 09:30 PM (YynYJ)
Maybe, but he sure gets pissed when you squeeze him to refill the jar!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (MFphb)
People stand in the street because they know you are too nice to flatten them. It's actually sociopathic behavior. They view the humanity of the average man as something that can be leveraged and abused.
It's the majority of society adhering to the social contract, while a select few do not adhere to it.
But where the contract is broken, both sides should be free from the constraints of it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (7F9te)
(Just let things cure for a day or two and the salt tends to blend in...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (MFphb)
We need to swap oneeye out for a busty brunette and see if that works better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Are we going back to the bad, old days when the IRS went after little kids who were selling fishing worms?
Yeah, they really did that. Also, lemonade stand income and 12 year old girls with baby sitting money.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (K3ZCc)
There are even better cuts on it, I was in a Dylan jag just last week and my three favorites are, in no particular order:
"Shelter from the Storm"
https://tinyurl.com/nuta58yy
"Tangled Up in Blue"
https://tinyurl.com/rf57njhr
"Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts"
https://tinyurl.com/4ne2at69
I have a window open, listening to them as we type and read. Excellent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:37 PM (sy5kK)
Comrade ng, all "profits" are belonging to the state!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (kBuGL)
Waaaaay higher. Like it's been 40 years since someone went that high into orbit. They stayed in orbit for 3 days. The Blue Origin scam is basically a suborbital ride.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:37 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (5l6FZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (KbLYZ)
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Casting Carrot Top in the lead was kinda a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Tom Clancy wrote that book 25 years ago.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:23 PM (na0uG)
Without Remorse?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM
A taser and a syringe of fentanyl is a bit more portable than a decompression chamber.
Posted by: John Kelly aka Clark at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:35 PM (kBuGL)
I hit post and realized that it would be taken that way.
Oh well, Horde does not disappoint.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Zendaya, serious actress at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (1vynn)
And I'm betting she isn't a medical doctor.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (+lVUW)
Anyway, does anyone know of anything that will stop a dog from doing that? Any solution or something that someone can put on toes or anything else, that will stop the dog from licking?
Thanks in advance for any advice anyone can offer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Grannick's Bitter Apple
https://bit.ly/3vdWXZd
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Carrot Top at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:37 PM (F0YaR)
If I was Shatner, I'd feel cheated- although I am assuming his ride was on the house.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (kBuGL)
Looks like Dune is going to suck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
I had heard decentish things about it. What have you heard? More woke shit or something else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 13, 2021 09:32 PM (kBuGL)
I happened to see a link for one of the previews.... "Paul Atredies" is a freaking twink. Whatshisname the sparkly vampire guy is more studly than this actor.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Carrot Top at October 13, 2021 09:39 PM (rdbLX)
BOX OFFICE POISON!
Posted by: Norm Macdonald at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (kBuGL)
Wonder if he's a muzzie, as no race was mentioned.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
Of course not. Every time they try and audit him, he has another convenient office fire. All records destroyed. I think he's estimated to owe like $4 million or so.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (/U27+)
Thanks Hadrian, I needed a good laugh tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Aw! I was sure he'd salvage his career after Chairman of the Bored.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
I wonder if Hunter Biden is paid up on his taxes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (SchxB)
American rock vocalist, guitarist, songwriter Sammy Hagar
I love those side-by-side photos of Sammy Hagar and similarly aged Billy Jeff Clinton.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:03 PM (+LCoQ)
Yeah, that pic. Sammy looks happy, healthy, and carefree, while Bill looks like death warmed over.
But to be fair, Sammy is a whole three months younger than Billy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (sy5kK)
I doubt it ... grifters on the left get a pass apparently.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2021 09:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
Well, you know, reasons. Bottom line, I'm a little jealous. I mean, look at him!
Mmmmm Hmmmmm!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (ynpvh)
I wondered that myself. The one story I saw said they were looking for potential links to terrorism.
But all kinds of people snap. Killing 5 and wounding 2 with a bow takes skill and isn't kinetic in the way Muzzies like to kill, so who knows.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)
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Gilbert Gottfried as Duncan Idaho may have backfired too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (rdbLX)
She went to the University of Washington (public) for undergrad, and Seattle University (private) for law school.
How do you pick up north of a quarter-million in student loans doing that?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (I2/tG)
government nanny decide what we can and cannot eat would be governing us today?
Comparisons of alcohol consumption of the Founders versus today indicates that we are lightweights.
Since salt cure of meat was more common then, I will bet that George Washington was well above his Currently Official Permitted Sodium Intake Level.
Posted by: Miklos, actual historian of culinary history at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (ynpvh)
I wondered that myself. The one story I saw said they were looking for potential links to terrorism.
But all kinds of people snap. Killing 5 and wounding 2 with a bow takes skill and isn't kinetic in the way Muzzies like to kill, so who knows.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (MFphb)
True. Even traditional old-style muzzies prefer up, close, and bloody.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
I wonder if Hunter Biden is paid up on his taxes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (+lVUW)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Yeah, just like his daddy is...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:45 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Miklos, Trouble-Stirrer-Upper at October 13, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Followed by every food they wanted to strike, as being a "crisis" of one kind or another. I learned at a very early age what "gaslighting" was, even before I was familiar with the term. Growing up with a Dad who was a Nuclear Submariner, I *instantly* recognized every time the media lied about anything nuclear. And expanding that knowledge to most anything the media reported, well, let's just say "Honest Reporter" are the most endangered species. Tucker and Logan need a Bodyguard of Morons, at the very least.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, actual historian of culinary history at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Cancel him!
Posted by: FDA Bureaucrat at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 13, 2021 09:01 PM (+LCoQ)
The very same.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (rwusL)
I wonder if Hunter Biden is paid up on his taxes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (+lVUW)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Yeah, just like his daddy is...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 13, 2021 09:45 PM (rwusL)
It would be a world of fun if every member of Congress had the full invasive financial proctological exam to see what they've been hiding. Never.will.happen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:47 PM (sy5kK)
But to be fair, Sammy is a whole three months younger than Billy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (sy5kK)
When I see Clinton these days, I am convinced they have to slap the paddles on his torso every morning, and inject him with an IV of plasma and Brawndo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 13, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Federal Receipts as Percent of Gross Domestic Product
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FYFRGDA188S
Doesn't make a difference what the tax rate is, the percentage has been approximately 17% for 70 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 09:48 PM (/U27+)
To be fair, I think that report came out in 2013.
It's probably much higher now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at October 13, 2021 09:19 PM (sTOQ
Downside is it may attract attention to her situation. An won't work on a straight meter maid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:49 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 13, 2021 09:49 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (yXf+h)
https://tinyurl.com/36d7f77c
By far, Sir Tom Jones has the best version.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
There is not a good version of that song. PERIOD. Maybe Ban-ba-lam should occur.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
Have you ever watched the Tom Jones version? Link above for ease of use. Not bitchin', just sayin'.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (ynpvh)
Now THAT would be an interesting Hack.
I was hoping that wikileaks would be about that kind of thing, but they merely passed on what was delivered.
So where is that data, and why has no enterprising hacker collected it. Shit like that would be worth millio... nevermind. If there were a hacker he'd be rich and we'd still not know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (MFphb)
The 65 mile high club.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (5l6FZ)
But to be fair, Sammy is a whole three months younger than Billy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (sy5kK)
When I see Clinton these days, I am convinced they have to slap the paddles on his torso every morning, and inject him with an IV of plasma and Brawndo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 13, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, that's what happens when:
1) you're married to Hillary
2) you HAVE collected the entire set of...STDs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:34 PM (9hXN1)
Will protect your from the Andromeda Strain virus.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
The 65 mile high club.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (5l6FZ)
Captain Kirk has standards.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:51 PM (na0uG)
What idiot is going take on $465,000 in student loans, and what idiot is going to extend $465,000 in student loans? In a sane universe, I mean.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (1vynn)
Student loans aren't dischargeable in BK court, correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:52 PM (sy5kK)
Ima tell Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen you said that.
They might listen to you.
Posted by: Miklos, 99 problems but only three really count at October 13, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
What idiot is going take on $465,000 in student loans, and what idiot is going to extend $465,000 in student loans? In a sane universe, I mean.
Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2021 09:17 PM (1vynn)
Student loans aren't dischargeable in BK court, correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:52 PM (sy5kK)
I believe NOT.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
Their cousin Tube was popular in a form of show business back in the day
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American
But not Covid.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
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Pop made a fortune in beverage containers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Crichton wrote that as a Harvard educated M.D. and yes viral reproduction is affected by blood ph including the Covid.
Acidosis is when the blood is too acidic and drinking Sterno (methanol component) as in the old man from Andromeda Strain will do it.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:54 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
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Can't you eat the butter? That's the most important part.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:55 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 09:55 PM (mRmSB)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
What really sucks is when a diabetic gets diabetic nephropathy and has to go on dialysis. I mean, all the healthy foods are high in potassium and phosphorus, (most other foods are high in carbs) and you can't get rid of excess phosphorus with dialysis either. Oh no, you have to take a phosphorus blocker to do that.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American
But not Covid.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)
Only the vaccine can prevent you from...um...from...losing you job.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (ynpvh)
Andromeda Strain was released 50 years ago.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:05 PM (VxC1e)
There's a car? The 'rents had an Ambassador for maybe 20 years. I think the body was 1/4 inch steel. The thing weighed more than Michael Moore plus Whoopi.
Posted by: GnuBreed
I learned to drive in the family's '61 Ambassador. 327ci, push button on the dash automatic, wagon.
Posted by: davidt at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (AouHU)
The "ideal" breakfast of cereal, toast with butter, and orange juice is poison to us diabetics.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
__________
Two Italian sausages, two slices of provalone and coffee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:51 PM (VxC1e)
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Pop made a fortune in beverage containers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Muffin landed a lucrative contract with Weight Watchers
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
**
Drive by just to say:
my kids have a video game called Rayman. There are musical levels. One is a musical level based on this song. I stopped what I was doing the first time I heard it playing and walked over to watch. It's very clever. The jumps and kicks are timed with the song.
Watch:
https://youtu.be/OzFrkUcOsL8
A neat game and very safe for kids. Best part is you can play two players on the same screen and, in difficult situations, one player can play while the other player floats along in a little bubble until it's safe to continue playing. Really good way to get two people with different skill levels to still enjoy playing together.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 13, 2021 09:57 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
You beat me to it, Duke. My computer is slower than Biden finishing a complete thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:57 PM (sy5kK)
Andromeda Strain was released 50 years ago.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (na0uG)
1984 was released 72 years ago.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The Italian way is two slices of espresso
Posted by: Occasionally Caffeinated Miklosio at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - you want to listen to this SC doctor tell you about ivermectin at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Anna, we should be so lucky, in the book and movie, the Andromeda Strain went back into the high upper atmosphere after mutating into something harmless that ate rubber instead of causing spontaneous clotting of blood.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:58 PM (MFphb)
True. And the sequel came out 37 years ago.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 09:59 PM (na0uG)
I put it down when I stumbled across this passage at the end of the book, the 'author' describes the No-Fly zone being patrolled by squads of fighters.
Right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 09:59 PM (mRmSB)
Crichton wrote that as a Harvard educated M.D. and yes viral reproduction is affected by blood ph including the Covid.
Acidosis is when the blood is too acidic and drinking Sterno (methanol component) as in the old man from Andromeda Strain will do it.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 09:54 PM (9hXN1)
I had a 50/50 shot at being right. Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 10:00 PM (4I/2K)
That BobDylan song sounds like somebody doing a bad Bob Dylan impersonation.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 13, 2021 10:00 PM (5Woea)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:14 PM (EiPf6)
I was thinking the east fork of the Lewis river.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 09:20 PM (axyOa)
There has to be at least 50 of those bridges, many of them built by the WPA-CCC in the FDR years, crossing one of the dozen or more western WA rivers.
Before that, if you wanted to cross one of those rivers, you got really wet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tbodie
It's been forever since I read the book but, wasn't there a section where an investigator sliced open a body that was killed by the strain and dried blood spilled out?
(Or, have my hallucinations taken up residence in my memory again?)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
They going after Crypto profits and retail investors.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 13, 2021 10:01 PM (L3inY)
Ima tell Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen you said that.
They might listen to you.
Posted by: Miklos, 99 problems but only three really count at October 13, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Back in 2016, Katie Couric interviewed Ruth Bader Ginsburg. By editing the interview, Couric hid the fact that Ginsburg was already unfit for the SCOTUS, thus allowing Ginsburg to skate till the Trump Presidency where she died and Trump replaced her. If Couric hadn't hid the truth, perhaps she would have been pressured to let Obama replace Ginsburg.
It's Couric fault that Trump filled the SCOTUS seat instead of Obama. Clearly, the case can be made that Couric gave away a seat to the Right.
That my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 13, 2021 10:02 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 10:02 PM (mRmSB)
Posted by: Muldoon
Say anything you like in a Bob Dylan type enunciation.
Hilarity will ensue
Posted by: Meee...KLOS at October 13, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
(Or, have my hallucinations taken up residence in my memory again?)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Sounds right.
The dried blood part, I mean.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:04 PM (na0uG)
I conveyed my lack of interest in participating and hung up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 10:05 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2021 10:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 09:56 PM (/U27+)
Two-three slices of thick cut bacon and two eggs sunny side up plus sourdough toast, buttered of course!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: klaftern at October 13, 2021 10:05 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
History should repeat itself.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (Sz733)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Off to raid the fridge.
BBL.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (rdbLX)
September show statistics came out today. Delilah is the #1 Borzoi in breed rankings, #2 Borzoi in all-breed, #1 Borzoi in Grand Champion points, #2 in Owner-handled and the #15 Hound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (/U27+)
Sorry to flake out now but I'm off to bed.
Posted by: Javems at October 13, 2021 09:33 PM (AmoqO)
Most people don't get to choose their own nickname, their friends or enemies choose it for them. Consider yourself lucky, Javems!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, I'm suddenly jonesing for a toaster waffle. I think there are two in the freezer somewhere.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
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Crichton had 40% more science than King.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Without the cocaine inspired teenage sex orgys.
Posted by: redchief at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (Kab4E)
Michael Crichton wrote a number of books made into movies. F. Paul Wilson (wrote the Keep and other horror stories and the excellent LaNague Federation series) is another physician writer.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (9hXN1)
Deuce Gruden 2024!
https://mobile.twitter.com/USAMODERATEGUY/
status/1448466115923890180
@USAMODERATEGUY
We live in a world so inverted, that men who look like this
@Bernstein
A horrible unrelated fact that has emerged from the Jon Gruden fiasco is that he has a son named "Deuce Gruden" who looks like this
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 13, 2021 10:09 PM (L3inY)
Well he looks as foppish and emo as Han Solo's son in Star Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 10:09 PM (mRmSB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
If I get such a call, I will respond in the manner to which I have become accustomed from unwanted callers-
*does a bit of curry powder like snuff*
"So pleasing to assisting with your issue...."
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at October 13, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Nope, just threatening phone calls from a synthesized voice that claims to be some sort of federal officer. For some reason, when I press "1" to talk to another "federal officer" it disconnects. I want to tell them to send the cops.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:09 PM (SchxB)
Crichton never did work out a plausible life cycle, though, with the virus replicating by seeming magic.
Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2021 10:09 PM (AJKgl)
Michael Crichton wrote a number of books made into movies. F. Paul Wilson (wrote the Keep and other horror stories and the excellent LaNague Federation series) is another physician writer.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (9hXN1)
____________
Also Alan Nourse
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 13, 2021 10:10 PM (rdbLX)
I hope you two are spoiling the heck out of Delilah!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
I hope you two are spoiling the heck out of Delilah!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
________
"Don't tell Brian" is a regularly-used expression when giving her a tidbit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:12 PM (/U27+)
Fuck you, AMA, ADA, AHA and your killer cookbooks.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QzJWU)
So true, Jim. Sometimes watching either one, I seriously wonder why they haven't been "disappeared" yet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:12 PM (sy5kK)
Anyway, he took her to the ER 3 hours ago. She's having a CT scan right now. I have no idea how they're going to repair this, as her skin is very thin and fragile, what with her being 91. So if any prayer-minded morons are around, please say a few words for Publius' Mama.
Meanwhile, I'm babysitting his dad (93) who really has no idea what's going on other than she fell in the kitchen and is seeing a doctor to make sure she's OK. He's had his dinner and is lying on the sleeper sofa in front of the TV. I'm not up on the pill-dispensing, so that will have to wait until Publius shows up, whenever that is.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Outnumbered by not-doctors wearing lab coats for Obamacare photo ops
Posted by: Miklos so notes at October 13, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
He also knew climate change was a crock.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
A taser and a syringe of fentanyl is a bit more portable than a decompression chamber.
Posted by: John Kelly aka Clark at October 13, 2021 09:38 PM (EughT)
Doesn't leave tell-tale petechiae either
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:13 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 13, 2021 10:13 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
I'm so proud of him. And I love him so very
Much. And I so wish he was serving under President Donald Trump.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
At this stage I really think someone could program a bot to write SK novels and screenplays. All you have to do is spin a dial: "frozen tundra," "Maine wilderness," "Grimm-style fairy tale," "angry young virgin".....
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX2FOHrreDU
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at October 13, 2021 10:07 PM (Sz733)
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Good piece of work it should be taught.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:17 PM (yXf+h)
Given her age and skin thinness, slapping hot iron to it is contraindicated. Really hope she gets great care and heals well.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 10:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 10:17 PM (mRmSB)
About the third time, I simply started adding salt to just about everything, and haven't had that problem since
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 13, 2021 10:17 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 09:40 PM (F0YaR)
for normal people "all the records got burnt in a mysterious fire" gets the response "do you want to make a payment plan for the amount we claim against you or would you prefer to have us garnish you and all your assets we can find?"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (d9FiS)
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000341/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
I did not know he wrote "Twister".
No one in Hollywood has the guts to make "State of Fear" into a movie.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)
Prop comic, man. That's what they are for.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (IMmgC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Done
Posted by: Miklos, who was healed and knows the Power of prayer at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gurney Halleck at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (o4PBv)
I predicted this years ago.
When people realized that the police were not only not going to get rid of the 'protestors' screwing everybody else over by ILLEGALLY blocking the roads, but the police were actually going to actively protect the protestors from anybody else getting them off the road, then people were going to CEASE CALLING THE POLICE, and get rid of the protestors themselves.
When people call the police and they spend hours 'negotiating' with a tiny handful of jackasses screwing over THOUSANDS of people, then people get ANGRY, and angry people are prone to stupid and violent decisions.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (52QgA)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton, Ridgemont High at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 13, 2021 10:21 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:21 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
Read It and Christene. Meh. He should have been jailed for that passage in It.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Epobirs at October 13, 2021 10:21 PM (AJKgl)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Bear in mind, Shelly Duvall really was pretty much an abused wife on that set. Stanley Kubrick made sure of it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
(Or would I be better off not knowing?)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
"As you know . . .The imPERIUM has NEVER been able to take a census of . . . the FEMEN! Everyone THINKS! that there are but . . few, wandering HERE and THERE in the DESert
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (KbLYZ)
Now, on the upside! Yesterday a very fine thing happened. A guy sideswiped Publius' parents mailbox with the mirror on his truck (something that has happened countless times here, as people are careless and don't seem to realize how far their silly mirrors stick out).
The fine thing was that he actually stopped to tell us, and said he will replace said mailbox. No one has ever done that before.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at October 13, 2021 10:23 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 13, 2021 09:44 PM (I2/tG)
Start with a six year bachelor's degree . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:23 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
When people call the police and they spend hours 'negotiating' with a tiny handful of jackasses screwing over THOUSANDS of people, then people get ANGRY, and angry people are prone to stupid and violent decisions.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (52QgA)
___________
"An early morning protest at Buc-ee's ended violently when protesters blocking the coffee bar were stomped to death by angry commuters. No charges were filed."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:24 PM (/U27+)
Yes, prayers up from here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)
Prayers up from this moron as well.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I politely request one of each.
Posted by: Miklos, who has been a reasonably Good Boy this year at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:24 PM (/U27+)
Funny thing, I can see all of this being true.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)
It is so reassuring to know there are still some decent honest people loose in the general population!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Yxee0)
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I don't think so. I guessed a Rambler Ambassador, but I believe I'll withdraw my bet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (VxC1e)
Headlight configuration is right, not too sure about the grille.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miley
I thought Publius had constructed a Very Special mailbox.
Posted by: Miklos, possibly misinformed at October 13, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Yxee0)
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I don't think so. I guessed a Rambler Ambassador, but I believe I'll withdraw my bet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Obligatory: There's a car?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (3Pz/i)
Funny thing, I can see all of this being true.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (na0uG)
__________
So can I. Do not mess with people getting their morning coffee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (/U27+)
When people call the police and they spend hours 'negotiating' with a tiny handful of jackasses screwing over THOUSANDS of people, then people get ANGRY, and angry people are prone to stupid and violent decisions.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (52QgA)
The decisions may be violent, but IMO not stupid.
Stupid is allowing it to continue without consequences, which is one of the reasons so many cities burned last year.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton, Ridgemont High at October 13, 2021 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
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I feel better now.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
You, good sir are not a true musical aficionado!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 13, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
The "definitive" version was recorded by Leadbelly, who was indeed a black guy, with all the history to go with that. He's credited with writing it, but the song predates him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:30 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
See also: Only pathetic fools stand between real Americans and brisket breakfast sandwiches.
And clean bathrooms.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (mD/uy)
Also the dog is doing worse. He was losing his back end rapidly on saturday. We got him on nsaids and he had monday better, but got bad again yesterday. This am the diagnosed a disc bulge and gave us prednisone but he's even worse right now. He can't stand. He can't pee. Its not a good day.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 09:12 PM (EiPf6)
Condolences about the dog, Funsize. As for Gurgle, shit-can it, and all its works. Gurgle is evil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Yxee0)
That song needs the twelve string!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at October 13, 2021 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
I know! I thanked him at least a dozen times.
And thanks to all of you who are sending positive thoughts to Mama Publius.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:28 PM (/U27+)
Walk into any busy coffee house very early in the morning, get in line, and just before they take your order, turn around and look at the faces of those in line behind you.
You've never seen a more pitiful bunch of faces, anywhere. And then watch them as they get their hot beverage and take that first sip.
You can see their humanity returning.
It's quite a sight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
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Is that the one with the solid fiberglass drive shaft?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:32 PM (yXf+h)
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Or as Instapundit likes to point out, part of the job of the cops is to protect criminals from lynch mobs.
Posted by: junior at October 13, 2021 10:32 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
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EYE-dennical!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)
Not as satisfying as actually shooting in their direction, but since you aren't allowed to do that...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Lottery Asshole, scratching tickets at the register at October 13, 2021 10:34 PM (3Pz/i)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
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Trust me, nobody would EVER mistake that for a Corvette.
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at October 13, 2021 10:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Miklos, noting that the inventor of cheap but excellent guitars was Slovak at October 13, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 10:32 PM (yXf+h)
No, it's the one two New York yutes committed a murder at the Sac-O-Suds.
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
The "definitive" version was recorded by Leadbelly, who was indeed a black guy, with all the history to go with that. He's credited with writing it, but the song predates him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Yxee0)
Yep.
And Tom Jones gives Leadbelly credit in his first words, before he starts in with the song.
Sir Tom knows his music.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 13, 2021 10:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
"As you know . . .The imPERIUM has NEVER been able to take a census of . . . the FEMEN! Everyone THINKS! that there are but . . few, wandering HERE and THERE in the DESert
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:22 PM (KbLYZ)
Works for Shatner too.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 13, 2021 10:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
--
Prayers offered.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2021 10:36 PM (nwVkH)
Posted by: Toad-O at October 13, 2021 09:24 PM (cct0t)
Judging by the pic alone, she is a One. All she'd have to do is keep the crazy under wraps for 2-3 hours at any decent bar, and go home with a nice guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:38 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Dobro
Posted by: Miklos,
But it has to be the utro dobro.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
And clean bathrooms.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (mD/uy)
_________
If you have some roadside business of that sort, the best way to ensure return business is immaculate restrooms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:38 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Lottery Asshole, scratching tickets at the register at October 13, 2021 10:34 PM
Been there. But I can drink the coffee before paying for the coffee.
No blood was shed that day.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:38 PM (na0uG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:40 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Hey!
We got a mention on the INTERNETS
Posted by: the neglected and nearly forgottem Whomevers at October 13, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/941PHEJHCwU
Posted by: LostInSpace at October 13, 2021 10:40 PM (kLnFp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Well, the book kind of did, too. Herbert really needed an editor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:41 PM (Yxee0)
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can't even see path to 9-11 because it's a domestic terror threat. imagine what brandon will do with SoF.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 13, 2021 10:41 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter at October 13, 2021 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
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EYE-dennical!
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those two comments are glorious.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 13, 2021 10:42 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Better than McDonald's McRibs, that much I can tell you.
God healed me.
Posted by: Miklosian ribs are Miraculously good (not the eatin' kind) at October 13, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
God bless you, you decent man, whoever you are.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)
I was hoping that wikileaks would be about that kind of thing, but they merely passed on what was delivered.
So where is that data, and why has no enterprising hacker collected it. Shit like that would be worth millio... nevermind. If there were a hacker he'd be rich and we'd still not know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:50 PM (MFphb)
Take a look at the Pandora Papers
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:43 PM (KbLYZ)
Whenever I pass one, I pick ip 2 pounds of Bohemian Garlic Jerky. Lasts me about 2 weeks. Just ran out. So I need to manufacture a reason to go somewhere.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2021 10:43 PM (QU5/8)
Yeah, I know "unlawful restraint', 'kidnapping', but, in my defense I would point out that I was just saving their lives from the *angry* mob.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2021 10:43 PM (nwVkH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)
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"Whomsoever"
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at October 13, 2021 10:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2021 10:08 PM (9hXN1)
The LaNague Federation is good, but his main work is the Repairman Jack series. Which is horror and makes King's work look like Rocky Horror with a budget for fake blood
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:44 PM (KbLYZ)
I'm not suggesting a link, but it occurred to me to wonder (actually, no, I just wondered, I didn't think to wonder) if any of the vaxxes interfere with nutrient absorption.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 10:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 10:45 PM (sy5kK)
Fuck you, spend less.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 13, 2021 10:46 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 10:47 PM (axyOa)
Still gonna give AOP props. If he hadn't said anything I wouldn't have looked. Which means I'd have missed her headlights.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)
- Terror. This is when the audience (book or film) is genuinely scared for themselves as well as the characters. It's as if they're themselves threatened.
- Horror. This is when the audience is scared for the characters but not themselves. It's also a kind of dread about seeing what's going to happen next.
- The Gross-Out. Just making the audience go "oh yuck, that would be horrible!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
That's a lot of babysitting and lemonade stand money.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2021 10:47 PM (axyOa)
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Myrrh stockpiles are down 80% from last year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant
careful Peoples
Miley has an Official Degree from one of America's Finest Ivory League schools in English, as formerly spoken and understood.
Posted by: Miklosian out-pointing at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
8->what did they call this in the Sopranos? A burn out? That's what are leaders are doing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 13, 2021 10:49 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2021 10:10 PM (/U27+)
T. L. Bass wrote The Godwhale and I think he wrote it during his Residency. I learned a lot about endocrinology and the Krebs cycle.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 10:49 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 10:45 PM (KAi1n
Not likely as that would have shown up in the clinical testing phase.
Oh. Wait. I see your point.
Posted by: tbodie at October 13, 2021 10:49 PM (na0uG)
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my annual bitchfest about snow and seeing friends begins. Srs...what do these lizard demons think Christmas is about based on the music they deem acceptable:
snow
presents
shopping
hearing other Christmas music
"is you"
Posted by: Tim Riggins at October 13, 2021 10:50 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Miklos, possibly misinformed at October 13, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Not Special Enough.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Sort of. other than not being a left-wing asshole, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:50 PM (Yxee0)
OK, but what about as currently spoken and understood?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero
The EPA has not issued or renewed any myrrh permits since 2009
Posted by: Miklos points to EPA, OSHA and relevant FAR regulations at October 13, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bobbin at October 13, 2021 10:51 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: D.A. Jim Trotter
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No Posi-Traction
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at October 13, 2021 10:51 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Miklosian out-pointing at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
I still have a television production textbook, and a textbook about how American broadcasting works and is structured, from roughly about 1985, when I was taking broadcasting classes at Long Beach City College.
I keep them around just for entertainment value mostly. They're so outdated it's like reading fairy tales almost. EVERYTHING since these books were written has been completely changed and blown up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)
Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye.
Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
Posted by: Brian's Mother at October 13, 2021 10:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Submissions are always welcome.
Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at October 13, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at October 13, 2021 10:52 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Dr. Bobbin at October 13, 2021 10:51 PM (vuisn)
Santa's sleigh had a very large carbon footprint so now he's taking High Speed Rail!
Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at October 13, 2021 10:53 PM (ACi07)
OK, but what about as currently spoken and understood?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I use The Urban Dictionary. Webster's has become useless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:53 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Miklosian out-pointing at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Ebony and Ivory League. Back in my day them places ran about 10K a year (including room and board and books).
I used to focus on correcting the possessive "its" but have found myself leaning towards the inaccurate use of "decimate" of late.
Being a real-life Karen, I try to restrain myself from living up to my name.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:54 PM (f1Vqw)
OK, but what about as currently spoken and understood?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I use The Urban Dictionary. Webster's has become useless.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:53 PM (sTOQ
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Do you don a level A hazmat suit before wading into that cesspool?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 13, 2021 10:55 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at October 13, 2021 10:53 PM (ACi07)
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Reindeer methane.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 13, 2021 10:55 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Yxee0)
Is that the other car, besides a 'vette, with a positraction rear end?
Cuz I'm pretty sure her rear end is a posi.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 10:56 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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Well, you won't be admitted without at least a mask.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:56 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Not seeing any parking meters in that last pic.
Anyone else here think that student loan debts are basically the thing driving us to communism? Like all those state and federal grants did nothing except drive up the cost of tuition and turning young college educated people into serfs? I have to wonder...say the Feds did forgive student loans. Once freed from the debt burdens would those young people have any incentive left to vote democrat?
Not that it matters. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2021 10:57 PM (5aOWm)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Somewhere I have a copy of the AP Stylebook, c.1992, localized for the New Orleans Times-Picayune (Nawlins had and has some Local Lingo)
Posted by: Miklos, still recovering from his hard but heroic Journalist years at October 13, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Surprised no one has asked this - the car or the lady?
So disappointed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 10:58 PM (mRmSB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (sTOQ8)
Not that it matters. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2021 10:57 PM (5aOWm)
Nah, bruh. They all think they're saving the world, even as they destroy it.
Yes, fuck them all.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:00 PM (f1Vqw)
https://bit.ly/3FKbPTX
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)
'65 and '66 are very similar. But not a Pontiac. Not a Rambler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:00 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:15 PM
You forgot:
Derry, Maine; a character who is a writer/english teacher, a character who is a religious nut, and bullies.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 13, 2021 11:01 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (sTOQ
they missed a huge opportunity when they failed to patent it as a Nip Slip. Although come to think of it that should have been Toyota's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2021 11:01 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1eWq3H4Ho
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 13, 2021 09:07 PM (MFphb)
Kern river is a favorite place of mine. I used to take my son camping/fishing/almost drowning there every summer! He asked me to take him one more time before he headed off to basic training - we had a great time as always, very memorable for us.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at October 13, 2021 11:01 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (sTOQ
The Edsel, or Brazil. AND ain't a bad choice either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2021 11:02 PM (F0YaR)
Limited slip and positraction are two different things.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:02 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
He forgot amphetamine-withdrawal powered potboiler.
which is odd . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 11:02 PM (KbLYZ)
I don't think King's had to write one of those since 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
There is not a good version of that song. PERIOD. Maybe Ban-ba-lam should occur.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 13, 2021 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
agree with MisHum. Sorry, that TJ version is really, really bad!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at October 13, 2021 11:03 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Justin Wilson at October 13, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Qpdsteve, toes on pup could be yeast. Esp if they have a red/pink tint around the feet. Zymox shampoo for doggos helps. They have a conditioner you can use as a lotion in case doggo will not abide a bath.
Thanks nerdygirl, he's only 6 so its really hard to see the big guy like this. He's a 95lb gsd and a bit proud, its hard to see.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 11:05 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miley,
we're back here
Got menthols too
Charleen brought some Natty Daddy
Posted by: Miklos and Friends behind the Waffle hut at October 13, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 10:59 PM (sTOQ
I don't remember. But every manufacturer had a version, eventually. Packard was the first domestic, followed by Studebaker, who called it Twin Traction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:06 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2021 11:06 PM (mRmSB)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 11:07 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 11:09 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 09:00 PM (yXf+h)
https://tinyurl.com/36d7f77c
By far, Sir Tom Jones has the best version.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 13, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
Tom Jones has a better video, but I gotta go with Ram Jam for the musical performance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2021 11:09 PM (evAgx)
I don't think King's had to write one of those since 1978.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Brigit Phetasy has spoken of finding and going through her journals she wrote when she was getting clean from amphetamines, she refers to them as "the diary of a serial killer" and says she felt at the time if she stopped writing she would die. She made it funny of course,
A friend's son was living in his backyard trying to get clean from meth and apparently wrote several volumes of that series as well. (Prison got him clean eventually)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 11:10 PM (KbLYZ)
https://youtu.be/2_mF4AONqwc
Posted by: Anna Puma
So who's got the roller skates, and who's got the brand new key?
Posted by: Melanie, as channelled by Mrs. Miklos, Reader and Advisor at October 13, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at October 13, 2021 10:53 PM (ACi07)
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Reindeer methane.
Posted by: zmdavid at October 13, 2021 10:55 PM (xqRaG)
Except, high speed rail is now low speed rail.... and not done yet.... so...
No Christmas Toys for you!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2021 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
It's like he has a compulsion or something.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
People
Shout Bamalama
Posted by: Miklos sez Case Closed at October 13, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
My, how things have NOT changed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2021 11:12 PM (oHd/0)
No Christmas Toys for you!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2021 11:10 PM (oHd/0)
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Isn't Musk boring a tunnel for the same route?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:12 PM (yXf+h)
I'll look into those options with my sis. Unfortunately it's hard for her to really concentrate on anything lately. She's hugely stressed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Go on. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2021 11:13 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 13, 2021 11:13 PM (tt3kE)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 11:14 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 13, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 13, 2021 11:16 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 11:16 PM (ELgVT)
It seems that I will be in St. Augustine next week to pick up my most recent automotive purchase.
Any info about were to or not go, etc. will be much appreciated.
Posted by: Road Trippin' Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm more a Merced River kind of guy... but I get it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2021 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Ford Ranchero is also best forgotten.
Posted by: Miklos, just letting it go at October 13, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
I used to enjoy reading Vince Flynn and other writers of this kind. Now, understanding that the FBI and CIA are rotten practically to the core, it's just not the same.
Note to Sean Hannity: If you've got a peach that's mostly rotten, do you cut away 95% of it to get one bite that's tasty? No. After you make a few cuts and see all of that brown flesh, you toss it out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Seems like a good way to poke Bezos in the eye.
Posted by: a.moron at October 13, 2021 11:20 PM (F6Xpw)
Charleen brought some Natty Daddy
Posted by: Miklos and Friends behind the Waffle hut at October 13, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
What's Natty Daddy?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:20 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Santa Claus at October 13, 2021 11:20 PM (mNhhD)
You can't do that with posi traction because both wheels receive power.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:21 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Road Trippin' Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Ach! Du lieber Augustine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:21 PM (Yxee0)
https://tinyurl.com/ktz36x4a
Link goes to Twatter. *Spit*
Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2021 11:21 PM (eLMnJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
And those that are siphoning off said tax $, but then that would give away the grift...
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 13, 2021 11:23 PM (y7zkd)
Meanwhile, the Thing is replicating inside him.
Happy hydra, Keif!
Signed, Polly Pureblood
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley
Beer
Better than Milwaukee's Beast, that much I can tell you
Posted by: Classy like you wouldn't believe Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 13, 2021 11:24 PM (mNhhD)
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While it would be amusing, and Musk is definitely doing best of all the private launch companies, Musk also isn't really doing the passenger thing right now.
Though I suspect that if someone wanted to start a company that used his rockets for passenger flights, he'd be happy to help (for a suitable fee, of course).
Posted by: junior at October 13, 2021 11:24 PM (PTw5h)
Surprised no one has asked this - the car or the lady?
So disappointed.
As nice as her headlights are they don't look at all right for a 66 Comet, so I thought it was pretty obvious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 13, 2021 11:25 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)
You can't do that with posi traction because both wheels receive power.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:21 PM (yXf+h)
You have limited-slip differentials, and you have lockers. Lockers lock up solid, and there is no differential action at all. Limited-slip differentials control wheel spin, but not to the point of locking solid.
Then you have the Torsen differential, which exploits the non-return properties of worm gears to deliver torque to the axle with the most load on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:26 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Unhelpful, Sir.
This looks good. Any place that only takes cash and has been in business longer than I have been on the planet is Highly Miklosian.
https://www.osteensrestaurant.com/
Posted by: Classy like you wouldn't believe Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
*looks at longtime lameass nic* *sulks*
Blood on the Tracks is one of my top three Dylan Albums. 1975, it was, IMO, Dylan at his peak....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Never was a Dylan fan. Listened to his early albums, not real impressed, some good lyrics, but that affected Woody Guthrie voice put me off. So many years later, one day, found Blood on the Tracks, and felt like I'd found a great hidden treasure (kind-of like the day I found a Who album called "Tommy"). Dylan learned to enunciate, too.
Good night all. Back to lurk mode. Click the nic if you didn't earlier.
Posted by: mindful webworker - used to do videos at October 13, 2021 11:29 PM (Omg5C)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
The likker's in the trunk
Open container law
They've all been opened
Posted by: Miklos travels in style at October 13, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Classy like you wouldn't believe Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Looks yummy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:30 PM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2021 11:30 PM (f4T3G)
Posted by: Santa Claus at October 13, 2021 11:20 PM (mNhhD)
Ewwwww.... you make me ssooooooo angry!
Posted by: Marvin, Martian in good standing at October 13, 2021 11:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 10:12
I'm so sorry to hear that Miley. Hope his Mom is OK, I had the idea she was a tough southern farm gal. Sounds like his Dad really needs Mom.
We just got the news that Jules' Dad, Jerry, has had hospice called in. He lost his bride of 67 yrs in Mar. Then fell twice in their apt and was moved to the nursing care section.
He's blind and mostly deaf, but lived on his own in their apt for 2 yrs after she had small stokes and went to the nursing care part. Tough old bird, hope he can make it till we can get out there.
Posted by: Farmer at October 13, 2021 11:31 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JuJuBee
I am not, I repeat NOT, either a Biden or Secretary of "Transportation".
Posted by: Miklos strongly denies any such allegations at October 13, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Road Trippin' Miklo
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Hmm.
[scratches head, recollects]
Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 11:33 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
OK
I'm sure Publius can cook up some dry ice
Posted by: Miklosian Logistics LLC at October 13, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:21 PM (yXf+h)
You have limited-slip differentials, and you have lockers. Lockers lock up solid, and there is no differential action at all. Limited-slip differentials control wheel spin, but not to the point of locking solid.
Then you have the Torsen differential, which exploits the non-return properties of worm gears to deliver torque to the axle with the most load on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:26 PM (Yxee0)
Listen to AOP. He knows this shit. He's pre-med. (I'd never heard of a "Torsen differential". Interesting technology.)
Posted by: a.moron at October 13, 2021 11:35 PM (F6Xpw)
WTF is that?
BTW, amphetamine (and its methyl-methyl variety methamphetamine (amphetamine, itself, has a methyl group)) is an upper. When someone withdraws from it, they sleep (called crashing, I suppose). Not sure how you write books in that state, but TETO.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 11:35 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Classy like you wouldn't believe Miklos at October 13, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
My first thought was "I wonder if you have to listen to a motivational sermon while you eat."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2021 11:36 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Miklos hitting the slow inside girly/Fauci pitch at October 13, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
I yearn for this.
Miklos, do you know of any places on the Atlantic that would fit the bill? Slightly off-season is fine. But I crave the ocean.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2021 11:26 PM (Yxee0)
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That's for sure. Ford pickups come standard with limited slip differentials and they are no help in the mud.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:36 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Tom Servo
At Maurice Bessingers Piggy Park BBQ emporium, you will see the Bible Tracts before the menu.
Posted by: Miklos and everybody need no menu there at October 13, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Long term use puts you into a schizophrenic-like state, and detoxing really messes with your head. You may sleep more, but your brain is also trying to normalize.
In the "biz" (15 years ago I guess, now) they figured you needed 6-9 months to get clean from Meth
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 11:38 PM (KbLYZ)
I'm more a Merced River kind of guy... but I get it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2021 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
I haven't been there, so can't compare. I bet it is nice, too.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at October 13, 2021 11:39 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ah ga-ron-tee on his Behalf, cher
Posted by: Justin Wilson at October 13, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Justin Wilson was awesome! Loved to watch his show. And I still say it that way, too.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue no longer gives a shit at October 13, 2021 11:40 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Dear Lady and Duchess, I think we have a perfect Meeting of Minds.
Talk to your Man.
Posted by: Miklos will have such as time and circumstances allow at October 13, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Happy hydra, Keif!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Queef emoting on social media more hysterically than a girl having her first period, yet calling Rogan a "snowflake" has to be one of the most hilariously unaware moments in the interwebs that I've ever seen. Cheese done slid all the way off that little man-child's cracker.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 13, 2021 11:42 PM (cSs/W)
She's pretty darn tough, Farmer. And yeah, without her, he just wouldn't be able to make it. We feel uncomfortable leaving him alone at night, or for more than a few hours during the day. While it's true that he mostly dozes, you never know when he'll get some fool idea in his head. Better safe than sorry.
We just want to keep things going here as they are for as long as possible. No facilities.
I hope those hospital bastards don't sneak a damn vaccine into her arm. I have become completely paranoid, with good reason. Obsessed/deranged people can rationalize all sorts of horrific behavior.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:43 PM (yXf+h)
Talk to your Man.
Posted by: Miklos will have such as time and circumstances allow at October 13, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh really? Truly?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 13, 2021 11:42 PM (cSs/W)
Listening to that guy makes my skin crawl. He might as well be Jeffrey Dahmer, sharing his state of mind.
Dude, you shouldn't be demonstrating to the world how crazy you are, you should be trying to maintain a sane facade.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:48 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:42 PM (f1Vqw)
You're correct, of course. "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
I'm sorry to hear about publius' mother. Best wishes for her and you guys.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 13, 2021 11:52 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:52 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at October 13, 2021 11:54 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I have ben looking, and continue to look. Family has always had property and real estate investments there. Now all sold, because estates and so on. Not the time to buy now, but lease is my goal now. Buy after the current crazy market crashes.
Posted by: Miklos likes the coast because of pollen allergies, among other things at October 13, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:55 PM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Braenyard
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[issues blathering, knee-jerk, Progressive statement]
[shakes tiny, angry fist]
[cries on shoulder of 'husband']
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at October 13, 2021 11:56 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Miklos
Which I suppose could happen at any time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Happy cats are wonderful.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2021 11:57 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at October 13, 2021 11:56 PM (DMQdU)
There there, Mister Mayor. Everything will be alright.
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at October 13, 2021 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Braenyard
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The PD here had to respond to a domestic violence call, at the PD Chief's home , where she and her 'wife' were having a fight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 11:58 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: sinmi at October 13, 2021 11:59 PM (A5IVt)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 12:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miley
When opportunity knocks, only the prepared can answer.
Posted by: Miklos suggesta chwcking zillow for the wikd price swing over the last 10 years at October 14, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
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Move to the picturesque Southern Appalachians!
Make me an offer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:01 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2021 11:58 PM (DMQdU)
...,,
Have I read somewhere that lesbo couples have higher incident rates of domestic abuse than any other demographic, or is my brain just making that up?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 12:03 AM (7F9te)
Such sanity is shocking. I darned near forgot to tell the phlebotomist to be sure to tap the "unleaded" pump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:05 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 13, 2021 11:56 PM (f1Vqw)
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Oh, let it be a year. I'm running Milos plan but I've got to sell this place and it's not ready yet.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 12:05 AM (yXf+h)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Agreed. "Hard Rain" live album from that same period is in my top Dylan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0o_0b5abwA
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 14, 2021 12:08 AM (y7zkd)
Pisses me off. Do the right thing, save up just like your told for something you have talked and dreamed about for years and some america hating fuktards have to blow everything up just when things start coming together....types..deletes
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 14, 2021 12:08 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:08 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I wanted the old actress lady's house near you.
Financially unfeasable.
I have apparently inherited the last unbuilt original lot in Connestee Falls. it seems to have gone upscale a bit.
Posted by: Miklos , slowly and methodically at October 14, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2021 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2021 11:55 PM (yXf+h)
Bang Ding Ow!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:11 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Miklos and everybody need no menu there at October 13, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
The fact that such a place exists gives me hope for humankind.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 14, 2021 12:12 AM (qvjMx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 12:03 AM (7F9te)
I once did a house design for a lesbian couple. It took about 10 months, and during that time the couple in question split up, rancorously, so they ended up giving the house to another lesbian couple, who had several kids. They didn't want doors on the bathrooms because they "share everything."
Ew.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 14, 2021 12:15 AM (qvjMx)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Applications for management positions must be submitted through the automated GlobalMiklosCorp HR portal.
Tell 'em Miklos sent ya
Posted by: MiklosCorp Founder and CEO with no personal liability if this thing goes RONG at October 14, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/c4n6y2n (Youtube)
Posted by: Fou Troll at October 14, 2021 12:16 AM (HLwmB)
Ew.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 14, 2021 12:15 AM (qvjMx)
Sure-to-fail product design: a dykecycle built for two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:20 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I wonder about Darleen, Marleen and Charleen sometimes. They ain't lesbians, not like that, But their cousin Carleen, not sure about that one.
Posted by: Miklos doing his best at October 14, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2021 12:23 AM (yXf+h)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 14, 2021 12:03 AM (7F9te)
We have two examples, widely separated geographically, of violence involving lesbian cops. Now just how many lesbian cops are there, in the wild? A few thousand, nation-wide? That makes for a pretty damn high rate of violence for that demographic, does it not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:28 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
pics
Posted by: Miklos, who once organized jello wresting at the local Police Hut at October 14, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2021 12:32 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Product placement never quite worked for us.
Posted by: Miklos from Playtex Marketing at October 14, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
The overwhelming majority of lesbian police are not of the lipstick variety but hey, to each, their own.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 14, 2021 12:35 AM (Ocv6A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2021 12:32 AM (QU5/
Yeah. If it were an educational film, the lesbian cop would have whacked the ex's new lover with a pillow, then a 3-way munchathon would have broken out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:38 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 14, 2021 12:35 AM (Ocv6A)
You mean (lowers voice) they knock when idling?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:39 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Low slung and wide between the wheels.
Posted by: Miklos from distant observation at October 14, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Y'all Qaeda!
Admit it, this thread was worth reading down this far just for that!
;-)
Posted by: the last to post at October 14, 2021 12:44 AM (uA0Dr)
The overwhelming majority of lesbian police are not of the lipstick variety but hey, to each, their own.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 14, 2021 12:35 AM (Ocv6A)
Totally this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 14, 2021 12:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 14, 2021 12:45 AM (VwHCD)
The educational films would probably not be great sellers if the actresses all looked like Lori Lightfoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:49 AM (Yxee0)
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 12:52 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 12:52 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: raimondo (maybe) at October 14, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bert G, On the Road at October 14, 2021 12:56 AM (eqmNI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Uh, have you seen her 'husband'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:58 AM (AytXr)
Fairly new one from Disturbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q0sMOQvJuw
Upbeat... and beautiful.
Posted by: Marvin, Martian in good standing at October 14, 2021 12:58 AM (oHd/0)
Ooopsssssie... sock off
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/ynfxmfea
Posted by: Bert G, On the Road at October 14, 2021 12:56 AM (eqmNI)
Looks like a One. But the "never stick your dick in crazy" rule applies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:04 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 12:58 AM (AytXr)
The Ugly Tree has many limbs. And they hit them all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:07 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2021 01:07 AM (Yxee0)
Posted by: Diverse and Inclusive Miklos at October 14, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q0sMOQvJuw
Upbeat... and beautiful.
Posted by: Marvin, Martian in good standing
I like this
Posted by: Miklos in Good Standing (Hungarians are supposed to be from Mars anyway) at October 14, 2021 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Macedonian bots now outsourced to cheaper Moldavian bots at October 14, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: Macedonian bots now outsourced to cheaper Moldavian bots at October 14, 2021 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: Macedonian bots now outsourced to cheaper Moldavian bots at October 14, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
In the ERs in Philly, they demand sandwiches. And they get them. Not here in Sakerlina.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 14, 2021 01:29 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Macedonian bot Presidents for Life at October 14, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley
Good news is Good News.
Posted by: Miklos who has his own Crazy Old Mama to deal with at October 14, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos at October 14, 2021 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: "hic* at October 14, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dred dead thread at October 14, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 01:54 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Miley
One day, a Wise One will teach you the secrets of South Kackalacky
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Saluda at October 14, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: As Miklos learned from New Yorker college roommate at October 14, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: As Miklos
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He brings his own, and I can't have any.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 01:57 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I have New Orleans coffee with chicory, you can have some of that
Posted by: Ever Kindly Miklos at October 14, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:02 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:03 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:04 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Miklos at October 14, 2021 01:36
I was thinking about assking bout Slap. Has anyone heard from him lately? And had Fen been missing for a while?
Woke up and assked Alexa the Spy to play some music, I forget the song. Instead she went off and did a playist. Now how do I get back to sleep after "Thunderstruck"?
Glad Mama is back home Miley.
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 02:07 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:07 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Either Cafe du Monde (CDM) or Community Coffee (in Red Stick since Katrina).
Posted by: Miklos knows that beignets come in orders of three (3) at October 14, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 14, 2021 02:16 AM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 14, 2021 02:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 02:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, as foretold and Predestinated at October 14, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz. The Sominex of commenters at October 14, 2021 02:27 AM (a4EWo)
You know what we need? A parallel health care system. Too tired to go on, but with all the frustration I had to deal with tonight, I remembered the old timers telling me how it used to be.
When my father was a little boy, local doctors had their offices in their houses. Oh, one or two might have an office in town. But most of 'em lived in a house, usually close to town, with a few farther out in the country.
You needed to see a doc, you went to his house. He'd fix you up right there. You paid him a modest fee (and believe me, he had a lot of folks on a type of installment plan, you might say). No insurance, no coding, no government regulation and control.
We need that again, at least for us deplorables out in the country. We need some underground doctors. The goverment would probably consider that domestic terrorism.
But I'm think about it. That's what we need. Black market, underground doctors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2021 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz. The Sominex of commenters at October 14, 2021 02:27
Not all yet DDS. I'm still listening to ACDC and not sleeping. And the wisdom of DDS. Spread some pearls of wisdom before us swine here.
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 02:34 AM (55Qr6)
I notice that they have taken Luzianne off of the new label
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:37 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Miklos
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It's based on the study of goat entrails.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:38 AM (vOGqy)
Glad Mama is back home Miley.
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 02:07 AM (55Qr6)
I've gotten a few emails from him in the past day. And I think I saw Fen this morning (but everything sort of blends together).
Thanks Farmer. We put her to bed, but she'll be a hurtin' puppy for awhile.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2021 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
When my father was a little boy, local doctors had their offices in their houses.
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I have been attended by one of those, at Maxton, NC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:40 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Miklos
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It's based on the study of goat entrails.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
(sips coffee)
That's way too much responsibility.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 14, 2021 02:42 AM (QFVV9)
But I do agree that for many things, the modern business of practicing medicine is really screwing things up in many ways.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 02:43 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 14, 2021 02:18 AM (a4EWo)
Thanks, sweetheart!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2021 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz. The Sominex of commenters at October 14, 2021 02:46 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:50 AM (AytXr)
But I took my bp for the first time in a year yesterday. I scored 178/100 with a pulse of 100. This was after losing 60 pounds over the last year and a half. My point is for some it is not that easy. For some reason with me, I get my worst numbers after trying to get more healthy. If we could simply fix everything, Jim Fix would still be around
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 02:57 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 14, 2021 03:02 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2021 03:02 AM (2JoB8)
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I have been attended by one of those, at Maxton, NC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2021 02:40
I had the distinct pleasure of meeting the grandson of one of Sterling's first doctors, Moses M. Royer. He had the same arrangement for a bit, common for the times.
What's amazing is that Royer was born in 1828, came to practice in Sterling in the 1850s. I met his 90-something grandson in the 1990s, who still lived in Royer's retirement home in the Chicago burbs.
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 03:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 14, 2021 03:06 AM (a4EWo)
I'll tell you a good one about one of those old local docs of your. His was Doc White. My father, as a little boy, was the very last patient he treated. My father, born in '27, was a little toddler. Probably around 1930 or so. My grandparents carried him to Doc White, at his house. He gave my father something. The next day, or the next night sometime, Doc White cashed in his chips.
My grandfather (who died before I was born) said of Doc White: He's the best doctor in the country....when he's sober. When he's drunk, he's the second best.
My grandfather would have preferred to be treated by a stumbling drunk Doc White over any other. And from some of the stories, Doc White could tie one on every so often.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 14, 2021 03:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Up early, but I actually got to bed early too. Sipping coffee over a Hill Street Blues episode, and debating whether to pack and light a pipe. Supposedly, cooler weather is coming this weekend -- I'll believe it when I feel it -- and fall is always much more appropriate for lighting a bowl of 'backy, amirite?
I submitted the infamous religious exemption statement yesterday afternoon just before leaving work. The die is cast. Now we must play out the game.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:14 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz. The Sominex of commenters at October 14, 2021 02:46
Yes, it is a UTI. Which the first round of antibiotics didn't kick. The doc has mentioned hospitalization, but she won't go. I think she's called something like "a strong-willed woman" or in other words "a stubborn bitch".
Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2021 03:15 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2021 03:18 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Either Cafe du Monde (CDM) or Community Coffee (in Red Stick since Katrina).
Posted by: Miklos knows that beignets come in orders of three (3) at October 14, 2021
***
Both of those might be national, but I know I used to buy French Market Blend when I lived in Denver. A can cost $5, but it was a whole pound.
Denverites had no idea of the stuff. I brought some to work once and brewed up a pot, thinking to treat my colleagues. An hour later I heard someone asking the receptionist, "Is there something wrong with the coffeemaker?" I gave up after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:19 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 03:22 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Miklos, getting tired of being nice at October 14, 2021 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 14, 2021 03:33 AM (xAKTI)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 03:33 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2021
***
Thanks, Skip,
The vets did not note any blood in his urine, so there's that. Most recently they did an ultrasound on his bladder, and said there were some crystals there but very little, and nothing to be concerned about. He's still eating but being rather lethargic; I guess I need to bring him in again.
The antibiotic they shot him with on this last visit seemed to perk him up quite a bit. Now that it's worn off, he's back to being sluggish again. Though he had no fever at the last visit (?).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:33 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Miklos from Karl Marx U (really) at October 14, 2021 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2021 03:36 AM (2JoB8)
My Leo's lethargy was apparently from his heart being enlarged. The meds have done wonders for him. Vet wasn't sure they would work, but he has been his old self shortly after med dose was figured out (This started suddenly last November)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 14, 2021 03:38 AM (xAKTI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:39 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip
The trick is to mix some people food with the pet food to get the four-leggers to eat their actual food.
Posted by: Miklos, whose doggie is the only one in town with a Personal Chef at October 14, 2021 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Just go there and get your gift card. Notify that you have it, and use or give away at your leisure/pleasure.
Posted by: Miklos, about to start harrumphing at October 14, 2021 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 03:47 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 03:52 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Miklos, about to start harrumphing at October 14, 2021
***
Thanks, Miklos; I'll call them today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 14, 2021 03:52 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's under the name of "Wolfus Aurelius"
But you probably would guess that.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to do a small kindness every day at October 14, 2021 03:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 04:01 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Quint
Not problem.
Miss Cindy is the fifth generation to run the business.
And Eyetalian, capisce?
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of carlos Marcello, a simple tomato wholesaler at October 14, 2021 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at October 14, 2021 04:10 AM (H8GoT)
Posted by: Quint
After 40 years, I am still thinking Luciana Paluzzi.
Maybe she has a granddaughter.
Posted by: Miklos, from the land of Strom Thurmond at October 14, 2021 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 14, 2021 05:18 AM (X5CsJ)
That call their souls their own:
Here by the thread I loiter,
How idle and alone."
Posted by: A. E. Miklos-Housman at October 14, 2021 05:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dogbot's Ghost at October 14, 2021 08:24 AM (7E3C4)
Another example of this was deBlob, and its (even better) sequel deBlob 2. Best incorporation of music into gameplay, ever.
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Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)