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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 15, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1) 2
Ahoy!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (NpAcC) 3
The art thread was nooded.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (0ryfU) 4
I'm getting seasick just looking at that painting.
Wouldn't hang because it scares the shit out of me. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1) 5
Alternate title: The Ship of State.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (DU+/6) 6
I love the detail of the fouled rigging.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (mD/uy) 7
There is a lack of trees in this picture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG) 8
Skipperrrr......
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (vuisn) 9
Terribly apt.
Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (wyw4S) 10
This is really a great picture. Thanks, CBD. I don't think I want a copy. I have nowhere it would appropriate to hang it.
But if I had an appropriate place, I'd get a copy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (DU+/6) 11
Oh, look! It is sustainable shipping!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (0ryfU) 12
Fuck that ship.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2021 08:31 AM (1t5dY) 13
Alternate title: Sinking of the SS Bulwark.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (7bRMQ) 14
It's really worth clicking to embiggen this one. The level of detail is out of this world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (DU+/6) 15
Alternate title: America with Biden as Captain
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1) 16
Sharks gotta eat, same as worms
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (Kd5Vh) 17
The brave crew was just trying to get a load of Barbies to port for Christmas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (U7wke) 18
Oh no. This is awful.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (45fpk) 19
Doesn't look wrecked yet. Maybe Shipwrecking would be more appropriate?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (z5Vrg) 20
looks like a fun ride, but the bucket brigade is going to be VERY busy...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (8D42x) Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (2SdPm) 22
The USS Biden's maiden voyage!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (jvt6t) 23
Fifty shades of blah.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk) 24
Cabin boys will need to be comforted most of the night!
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) 25
Ah, another thread about the situation in Washington DC, I see. Nice depiction of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (trdmm) 26
Artist could only afford one tube of paint.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk) 27
It's really worth clicking to embiggen this one. The level of detail is out of this world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:32 AM (DU+/6) good call. that is impressive for sure Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (8D42x) 28
It's no "Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald," I'll say that.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (vuisn) 29
When the Captain is lashing himself to a mast, you know it's going to be a bit choppy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mD/uy) Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (VJsqe) 31
Capt Aubrey didn't sink, the Dutch ship chasing him did
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (0+QM0) 32
Nice!! Would hang in a heartbeat. But then, I used to do Search and Rescue with the Coast Guard.
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (f8m9+) 33
Not seen, but just offscreen, the fan.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (McMSJ) 34
One hand for yourself, one for the ship...yeah, right.
Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR) 35
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
"Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya" At seven PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya" Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0) 36
Amazing painting, CBD.
I really like the colors, as they seem to catch the weather this ship is enduring. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (2SdPm) 37
Would hang in a heartbeat
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (0+QM0) 38
I know dick about art. But that is legit badass.
Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (CJtAX) 39
Bring me my brown pants!
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0) 40
Is that the mizzen awash in the foreground?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (jvt6t) 41
So the theme this week is Cabin Boys in need of comforting.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0) 42
The perfect painting for the Resident's office.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (4Wy4M) 43
Well, those sailors won't be seeing Brandi laying the whiskey down tonight
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (Kd5Vh) 44
I love this! The bluish-green light is probably just what the sailors saw in the instants before they went to the bottom!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (/XOcP) Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (5NkmN) 46
I really like the colors, as they seem to catch the weather this ship is enduring.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:34 AM (2SdPm) What's this about colors? There's only one color. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk) 47
This is literally my nightmare.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (DcKNO) 48
The USS Biden's maiden voyage!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 08:33 The FJB is in the foreground. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (0ryfU) 49
It's not ghey if you're under way
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (flINI) 50
When the Captain is lashing himself to a mast, you know it's going to be a bit choppy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mD/uy) ---------------- I think it was the daughter in "The Wreck of the Hesperus." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:36 AM (2SdPm) 51
It's a metaphor for my personal life. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 08:36 AM (W2Pud) Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2021 08:36 AM (5NkmN) 53
There is another ship sunk right in front dayum! I hope they saved the cabin boys.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0) 54
Capt Aubrey didn't sink, the Dutch ship chasing him did
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 08:33 AM (0+QM0) ------ The Waakzaamheid vs. the horrible old Leopard. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 08:36 AM (zTIBG) 55
That was painted way back before they invented color, Calvin.
Is that Hobbes behind you with a knife?? Posted by: Calvin's father at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4) 56
This painting reminds me of Kamala, because you know she's going down.
Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (VJsqe) 57
Ah yes! I love a classic buoy meets gull story!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (5Woea) 58
What's this about colors? There's only one color.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk) -------------- *ponders making smart aleck comment* *decides living another day is preferable* Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (2SdPm) 59
All aboard Captain Bill Kristol's sinking ship.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (NpAcC) 60
I think it was the daughter in "The Wreck of the Hesperus."
Posted by: blake It was! When the Captain has done it also, everyone knows they are good and truly fooked. Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (mD/uy) 61
There are four colors!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (0ryfU) Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (+Z1Gj) 63
*decides living another day is preferable*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:37 AM (2SdPm) You are wise above your years. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk) 64
Needs more reds, blues, greens, and yellows.
Posted by: 1970s Car Buyers at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (kromb) 65
Looks like a study for a final work, but I like this as is. CBD, does the pic source list the media?
Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:39 AM (OyyDO) 66
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship On your way to a world that others might have missed Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 08:39 AM (yrol0) 67
even though the artist is Russian, that looks like a Union Jack on top of the mast. Looked up his art, Aivazosky specialized in marine paintings, and not all of them are tragic. A lot are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:39 AM (trdmm) 68
If you embiggen, there is juuuust a bit of color in the flag at the masthead. Looks like a Union Jack.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6) 69
Needs more reds, blues, greens, and yellows.
Posted by: 1970s Car Buyers at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (kromb) ********* Ivan used those colors for the flag. Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:40 AM (NpAcC) 70
*biden's America: cold and broken
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2021 08:40 AM (BFigT) 71
Nice detail but wouldn't hang. The colors are just too cold looking. I know it depicts what's happening and the sailors are going to die a cold death, just too depressing. And I like art that depicts the real world.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (2NHgQ) 72
We refer to that painting as The Jacuzzi.
Posted by: The Dolphins at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (MH0eD) 73
You are wise above your years.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:38 AM (45fpk) --------------- Wise, no. Discrete on occasion? Yes. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (2SdPm) 74
Booyah.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (dfRN6) 75
Can anyone make out the nationality of the flag?
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (88xKn) 76
Whoever mentioned the mizzenmast: I think that's the bow of the ship we see. The bowsprit is hard to spot, but it's there.
The ship, in fact, looks much like the Charles W. Morgan whaling vessel that I built from a Revell kit many moons ago. No doubt the sperm whales are watching and applauding! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (/XOcP) 77
"I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe) Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (45fpk) 79
Nice detail but wouldn't hang. The colors are just too cold looking. I know it depicts what's happening and the sailors are going to die a cold death, just too depressing. And I like art that depicts the real world.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (2NHgQ) ******** You forgot they're all going to be eaten by sharks. Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC) 80
Greetings:
Back in the '80s, I got to go out on our Coast Guard's training ship Eagle to see an America's Cup race off Newport, RI. it was a much calmer day than your painting. We motored out but coming back the crew went aloft and set the sails. Amazing sounds when all that canvas is a-whipping and a-snapping. It was the last race America won in the tournament. We lost the Cup by loosing the next three in a row. Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (uuklp) 81
75 Can anyone make out the nationality of the flag?
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (88xKn) ----- Too bad it's not Switzerland. That'd be a big plus. Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe) 82
This could be the story of us all in biden junta times. I hope the pumps are working below decks.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (0OmEj) 83
even though the artist is Russian, that looks like a Union Jack on top of the mast
------ I can't say whether it is or not. And a lot of countries adopted the "Nelson chequer" after the Napoleonic Wars. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (zTIBG) 84
We see in this painting how badly Trump has ruined America. Although all good patriots hate America, as the people in power, it behooves us not only to guide the ship of state, but make sure we hit the shoals to finish off the final destruction of this racist land. Only then can we be truly free to enact all the policies that will benefit us.
Posted by: The Art Critic at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (7bRMQ) 85
76 Whoever mentioned the mizzenmast: I think that's the bow of the ship we see. The bowsprit is hard to spot, but it's there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:41 AM (/XOcP) Yes, I saw that. I can only think that after the mizzen went the ship must have skewed round somehow. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:43 AM (dfRN6) 86
His frosty landscapes are pretty. His choice of colors are a bit limited but I'm color blind so what do I know.
https://tinyurl.com/uky7vk2p Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 08:43 AM (AmoqO) 87
The winds were violent as heck,
And threatened to cause a shipwreck. There was panic aboard Causing actions untoward. Oh, that's why it's called a poop deck. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:43 AM (CAJOC) 88
A really nice use of line here. I like how the angle of the ship mirrors and accentuates the large wave to the right. They're almost parallel. Then the beam in the foreground counters those angles.
Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 08:44 AM (Q9lwr) 90
I've been reading the Aubrey/Maturin books. This looks familiar. Are they in the roaring 40s, do you think?
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2021 08:44 AM (MzKgG) 91
Everybody listen to me
And return me my ship I'm your captain, I'm your captain Though I'm feeling mighty sick I've been lost now for days uncounted And it's months since I've seen home Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Or am I all alone? If you return me to my home port I will kiss you Mother Earth Take me back now, take me back now To the port of my birth Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:44 AM (trdmm) 92
I think it was the daughter in "The Wreck of the Hesperus."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 15, 2021 *** The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to say, when she needed to shower and apply her makeup, that she looked like the Wreck of the Hesperus. She didn't, of course; it was just a technique to get any males within earshot to exclaim, "Nonsense! You look great!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:45 AM (/XOcP) 93
86 His frosty landscapes are pretty. His choice of colors are a bit limited but I'm color blind so what do I know.
https://tinyurl.com/uky7vk2p Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 08:43 AM (AmoqO) ----- Those trees are incredible. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2021 08:45 AM (DcKNO) 94
Somehow I don't think launching the lifeboats is going to help. Seagulls flying around - I suppose that means they're near land? Maybe they're going to hit some rocks instead of just go to the bottom.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 08:45 AM (HdAVX) 95
This is the worst trip I've ever been on.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:45 AM (45fpk) 96
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 08:46 AM (zTIBG) 97
84 We see in this painting how badly Trump has ruined America. Although all good patriots hate America, as the people in power, it behooves us not only to guide the ship of state, but make sure we hit the shoals to finish off the final destruction of this racist land. Only then can we be truly free to enact all the policies that will benefit us.
Posted by: The Art Critic at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (7bRMQ) Please. That's silly. The ship is flying a Union Jack. It's obviously about Brexit and Boris Johnson. Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (OyyDO) 98
95 This is the worst trip I've ever been on.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:45 AM (45fpk) ---------------------------- Did you take the brown acid? Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (CAJOC) 99
The captain needs to give a stern talking to the crew about spending too much time on Twitter.
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (88xKn) 100
This is the worst trip I've ever been on.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 *** Who did you say rolled in the captain's bunk? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (/XOcP) 101
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (GPwVZ) 102
shipwreck -> sinking ship
Kamala Harris' space video produced by Sinking Ship Entertainment https://tinyurl.com/dmp2tuwe Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (fVJPF) 103
101!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (zTIBG) 104
This looks familiar. Are they in the roaring 40s, do you think?
Posted by: huerfano Unknown. The radar, ARPA and EDCIS were shorted out hours ago. Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (mD/uy) 105
The sea was angry my friends...
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (07GgK) 106
Did you take the brown acid?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (CAJOC) No, just having fun fun fun. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk) 107
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (GPwVZ) ----- I didn't know Jesus did dentistry. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (zTIBG) 108
Can anyone make out the nationality of the flag?
****** Peruvia: a landlocked Alpine country nestled on the snowy Mediterranean coast. Now remove your hats and join in singing the national anthem, All Hail Peruvia! Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (5Woea) 109
I authorize you sailors to start working 24/7 to get this ship to shore.
Posted by: Capt. Joe Brandon at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (z36Kd) 110
89 Hi Kris,
Yes, it is listed as papier-pelle, pencil, and colored pencils. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 08:44 AM (Q9lwr) OK. Thanks. I see that now. I was going to say pen and ink. It's really noticeable in the foreground details. Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (OyyDO) 111
Found a website of sailing ship painting years ago and was supposed to be a continuous update but seemed the end when I found it.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (0+QM0) 112
Too bad it's not Switzerland. That'd be a big plus.
Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe) ++++ Does Switzerland have any coastline? :: goes and checks :: Nope, it doesn't. As a result, this comment that struck me as funny actually is funny. PHEW. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (DU+/6) 113
I was heartened to see a Let's Go Brandon placard displayed at the El Lay / San Fransicko game last night... IN SAN FRANSICKO! Maybe we'll survive after all
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (flINI) 114
One of his paintings recently (2020) sold for about $1.6M. "The Bay of Naples".
https://bit.ly/3lHnk6G Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (+Z1Gj) 115
It's nice, but the lack of color makes it read as snow rather than water.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (ZGrMX) 116
the artist nicely conveys the feeling of the strength of the wind by the angle of the ship and the tops of the waves blowing off towards the right of the frame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (trdmm) 117
Did you take the brown acid?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (CAJOC) No, just having fun fun fun. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk) until daddy took the t-bird away? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (8D42x) 118
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup I never knew Jesus did dentistry ! Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) 119
Past 100. There was an article at The Hill that had a line about "Biden's kid-love approach" to Senator Manchin and Senima.
We were mercilessly ripping them on it until they corrected it. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5qcH) 120
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup The missing comma elevates this comment! Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (z36Kd) 121
111 Found a website of sailing ship painting years ago and was supposed to be a continuous update but seemed the end when I found it.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 08:48 AM (0+QM0) --------------------------- You willowed another site?! Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (CAJOC) 122
One of his paintings recently (2020) sold for about $1.6M. "The Bay of Naples".
https://bit.ly/3lHnk6G Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (+Z1Gj) Piker. - H. Biden, esq. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 15, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 123
The tiny ship was tossed.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 08:50 AM (4I/2K) 124
I was heartened to see a Let's Go Brandon placard displayed at the El Lay / San Fransicko game last night... IN SAN FRANSICKO! Maybe we'll survive after all
They put a Giants logo at the bottom of the sign so it could also read as support for a Giants starter named Brandon. Very clever way to avoid being Karened. Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:50 AM (ZGrMX) Posted by: Oddbob at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (nfrXX) 126
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (DU+/6)
The question was about the flag on the ship, and that Swiss flag being a "big plus" was all I could drag out of my memory banks. Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (VJsqe) 127
Man, thats some rough water. Masterfully executed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (eJn7u) 128
112 Too bad it's not Switzerland. That'd be a big plus.
Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe) ++++ Does Switzerland have any coastline? :: goes and checks :: Nope, it doesn't. As a result, this comment that struck me as funny actually is funny. PHEW. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (DU+/6) Aggshully, I think there is a Swiss Navy. Coupla gunboats on the lake, IIRC. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (dfRN6) 129
I tried to think of a song that would be the opposite of this painting. I come up with this:
https://youtu.be/9ChADh1zt5I Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (DU+/6) 130
Now that we are past 100, if anybody missed this on Buck's thread, I got my approval today for religious exemption from the clot shot! They say, of course, that I have to adhere to their testing guidelines. I haven't even bothered to look at the; I'll dodge it as long as possible.
. . . I still worry about the "testing requirements". Considering the PCR test does not work . . . and there are a ridiculous amount of cases of false positives. So depending on the post-"positive test result" protocol, I am just as worried about "COVID-19 testing" as forced "vaccination", depending on what is the post-test protocol. Forced 14-day quarantine? Forced doctor visit to get treatment? . . . Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at October 15, 2021 * No idea. If I get a positive, I'll demand a re-test. If I have to take the 14 days, I will do not one lick of work while I'm gone, and if they try to use my vacation or sick days I'll threaten them with a lawyer. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (/XOcP) 131
115 It's nice, but the lack of color makes it read as snow rather than water.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (ZGrMX) ------------------------- It is snow. It was a *really* bad shipwreck! Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (CAJOC) 132
112 Too bad it's not Switzerland. That'd be a big plus.
Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:42 AM (VJsqe) ++++ Does Switzerland have any coastline? :: goes and checks :: Nope, it doesn't. As a result, this comment that struck me as funny actually is funny. PHEW. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (DU+/6) he should have done a painting of Smoke on the Water, on Lake Lucerne. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (trdmm) 133
Sturm Toddler - we actually own a '63 T-bird. Lots of fun.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk) 134
Aggshully, I think there is a Swiss Navy. Coupla gunboats on the lake, IIRC.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (dfRN6) ++++ Heh. That would be one helluva lake storm! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (DU+/6) 135
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup I never knew Jesus did dentistry ! Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) it was previous to his career as a prophet Posted by: gibby haynes at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (8D42x) 136
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
*puts on Lard's "Can God Fill Teeth?"* (Yes, that's a real song). Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (ZGrMX) 137
8 Skipperrrr......
____________ That fun 3-hour cruise was not as great as the advertisements said it would be! Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (k4dH2) 138
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (UHVv4) Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (z36Kd) 140
I never knew Jesus did dentistry !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) ++++ Where do you think wooden teeth came from? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (DU+/6) 141
Please. That's silly. The ship is flying a Union Jack. It's obviously about Brexit and Boris Johnson.
Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (OyyDO) As an art critic with multiple Ph.Ds in such diverse subjects as Deconstruction, Ultra non-queered living, Micro and Macro inorganic Windmills, I deign to allow you to have my opinion. Any other opinion is violence! Please note, I've forwarded your comment to AG Merrick Garland hoping he'll open an investigation into all domestic terrorist activities towards art critics. Thank you. Posted by: The Art Critic at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (7bRMQ) 142
WTI over $82.
Posted by: It's Happening at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (x5/XG) 143
we actually own a '63 T-bird. Lots of fun.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk) ok, that's just serendipity.... and funny Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (8D42x) 144
135 Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup I never knew Jesus did dentistry ! ____________ Same skill set as carpentry. Scraping, drilling, filling, etc. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (k4dH2) 145
Fuck Joe Brandon
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (07GgK) 146
119 Past 100. There was an article at The Hill that had a line about "Biden's kid-love approach" to Senator Manchin and Senima.
We were mercilessly ripping them on it until they corrected it. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5qcH) LOL Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (fVJPF) 147
139 Does Switzerland have any coastline?
They have a lake and a navy. Their navy is undefeated. Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (z36Kd) ======== *kid with a toy sailboat approaches* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (LvTSG) 148
128 *trimmed for Pixy*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (DU+/6) Aggshully, I think there is a Swiss Navy. Coupla gunboats on the lake, IIRC. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (dfRN6) --------------------------- There's a Swiss Army. I think they mostly make knives. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (CAJOC) 149
WTI over $82.
Posted by: It's Happening at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (x5/XG) ++++ Tuition at the Whiskey and Tits Institute may be high, but it's worth it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (YZG/i) 151
Where do you think wooden teeth came from?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (DU+/6) I always blamed it on George Washington. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2021 08:54 AM (trdmm) 152
There was an article at The Hill that had a line about "Biden's kid-love approach" to Senator Manchin and Senima.
Now *that's* a Freudian slip. #EmptyShelvesBiden was the #1 Twitter trend this morning until San Francisco woke up. LOL. Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (ZGrMX) Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (mbFEM) 154
I never knew Jesus did dentistry !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) ----- It wasn't widely known in part because he only worked on teeth that were holey. Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (VJsqe) 155
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup I never knew Jesus did dentistry ! Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) it was previous to his career as a prophet Posted by: gibby haynes There was a movie called 'The Independent' about a very prolific but never successful independent film maker. He made incredibly pulpy films, one of which was "Christ For The Defense", which really did feature Jesus come back to earth to act as a defense attorney. Every time He stood up to make an objection, a choir of angels would burst into song. Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (HdAVX) 156
So the ship is America and the storm is democrat control.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (u1scg) 157
Jesus doing dentistry on that Ship would be interesting
Posted by: Nevergiveup I never knew Jesus did dentistry ! Posted by: JT I seem to recall Commandments 11-15 included such gems as; Thou shall floss and brush daily, Thou shall schedule a checkup twice a year, etc. Shame that tablet was dropped. Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (mD/uy) 158
142 WTI over $82.
Posted by: It's Happening at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (x5/XG) Curiously oil stocks remain significantly down from 2019. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (z5Vrg) Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (+Z1Gj) 160
Greetings:
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'." Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (uuklp) 161
154 I never knew Jesus did dentistry !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) ----- It wasn't widely known in part because he only worked on teeth that were holey. Posted by: 496 at October 15, 2021 08:55 AM (VJsqe) ----------------------------- Don't most dentists? Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (CAJOC) 162
133 Sturm Toddler - we actually own a '63 T-bird. Lots of fun.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk) You'll have fun fun fun until, well, you know. Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (mbFEM) 163
160 Greetings:
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'." Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (uuklp) ========== Would that work well in the wing of Greek sculptures? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG) 164
that she looked like the Wreck of the Hesperus.
-------------------------- You should have said, "Yes, honey, it's more like the Raft of the Medusa!" We would have held a wake for you and everything, WA. [And congrats on your vaxx rights being respected.] Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (UHVv4) 165
152 There was an article at The Hill that had a line about "Biden's kid-love approach" to Senator Manchin and Senima.
__________ He's groping them and sniffing their hair? I don't think that will work on Sinema. She's used to rougher stuff. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (k4dH2) 166
Is that a Biden/Harris flag flying from the topmast?
That's definitely Pete Buttigieg frigging in the rigging. Is that Ron Klain being used as a sea anchor? Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (8erNz) 167
This is one powerful painting. Ivan Aivazovsky has captured the drama and power of nature against man and his inventions. But it isn't complete defeat. Even if this ship founders there is still defiance by man shown in the spot of color of the pennant at the top of the mast. I don't know how big the painting is but it must be something to be seen in person.
I never heard of this artist but want to learn more. Looking at the Wiki page examples, he has an ability to capture the look of water and light combining in many different settings that is as good as any I have ever seen. Thanks, CBD, for this one. Hope everyone has a great weekend. Posted by: JTB at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (7EjX1) 168
Sturm Toddler - we actually own a '63 T-bird. Lots of fun.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk) ++++ Sure, until that inevitable happens and it gets taken away... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (DU+/6) 169
It's no Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Gitche Gumee.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (4I/2K) 170
160 Greetings:
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'." Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (uuklp) ------------------------- Please tell me you used that line the first time you and she were intimate. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (CAJOC) 171
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'."
Ah, Bach. Posted by: Walter O'reilly at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (nfrXX) 172
Love this. Love the color. Love the subject. It's moody and skillfully painted.
Would hang in the dining room. Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (OQcPl) 173
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'."
Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (uuklp) ++++ I suppose that is more polite than "this is crap and you're all suckers..." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (prSvo) 175
Irate Pirate Puns - a limerick The pirate ship captain, Jack Horning Said, "I'll most likely keel you, come morning! But since I cannot do it now I will simply take a bow And leave you with just a stern warning!" Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (5Woea) 176
The ship be sinking
Posted by: Kaiju66 at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (NzURT) 177
160 Greetings:
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'." Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 08:56 AM (uuklp) Impressionistic is anything fuzzy. Grand church stuff is either gothic or baroque. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (z5Vrg) 178
Is that Ron Klain being used as a sea anchor?
Klain just said that shortages are "a high class problem", so I'm sure he wouldn't be caught dead near an anchor. Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 08:59 AM (ZGrMX) 179
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'."
Posted by: 11B40 "Find your own ride home. You know, it's almost Impressionistic." How's that? Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 08:59 AM (mD/uy) 180
We can't let the lack of life-vests divide us!
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:59 AM (4Wy4M) Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 08:59 AM (8erNz) 182
Give the gift that keeps on clotting this Christmas!
Posted by: The CDC at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (WtXZN) 183
Impressionistic is anything fuzzy. Grand church stuff is either gothic or baroque.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (z5Vrg) ++++ Until Rococo - or, as I call it, "when Baroque went plaid" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (DU+/6) 184
I don't think that will work on Sinema. She's used to rougher stuff.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (k4dH2) Yeah, but Manchin would just roll over on his back and pee. Posted by: Boswell at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (5iUNf) 185
183 Until Rococo - or, as I call it, "when Baroque went plaid"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (DU+/6) ======= Ludicrous. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG) 186
Impressionistic is anything fuzzy. Grand church stuff is either gothic or baroque.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (z5Vrg) ------ What about Van Dyck? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (zTIBG) 187
Well, it's a British Man of War -let her sink.
Posted by: John Paul Jones at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (gmo/4) 188
154 I never knew Jesus did dentistry !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 08:49 AM (arJlL) Have you not heard the hymn "Crowns Him With Many Crowns"? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (dfRN6) 189
Used to date an Art History major. On a museum visit one day, she told me, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'."
Posted by: 11B40 Impressionistic is anything fuzzy. Grand church stuff is either gothic or baroque. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy Aka, everything after the invention of photography. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (1t5dY) 190
The pirate ship captain, Jack Horning
Said, "I'll most likely keel you, come morning! _______________ I'll keeeel you? Was his name originally Muhammad Horning, by any chance? Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (k4dH2) 191
Have you not heard the hymn "Crowns Him With Many Crowns"?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (dfRN6) Oh that's good. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (45fpk) 192
Y'all are on a roll this morning. Good to see
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (W2Pud) 193
, "If you have to say something, just say, 'You know, it's almost Impressionistic.'."
**** "I find it somewhat derivative." works also. And don't forget to stroke your chin while saying it. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (5Woea) Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (jvt6t) Posted by: Archer at October 15, 2021 09:02 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:02 AM (arJlL) 197
Swiss Army Otter corps.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2021 09:02 AM (IMmgC) 198
Jack Horning?....played for Notre Dame?...Packers?
Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:02 AM (AwYPR) 199
What about Van Dyck?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (zTIBG) Couldn't make it, he tripped over an ottoman. Without a fat, naked guy on it. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 15, 2021 09:02 AM (7bRMQ) 200
Grammie, did the first mate get the fits and throw away all of your grits?
That bastard. Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (jvt6t) I'll not be naming my next boy John B, that's for sure. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (45fpk) 201
"I find it somewhat derivative." works also.
And don't forget to stroke your chin while saying it. It helps if you have a tasteful goatee to tug pensively. Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (8erNz) 202
191 Have you not heard the hymn "Crowns Him With Many Crowns"?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 09:00 AM (dfRN6) Oh that's good. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:01 AM (45fpk) I love that one too! Posted by: Moki at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (JrN/x) Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (UHVv4) 204
Jack Horning?....played for Notre Dame?...Packers?
Posted by: BignJames That was his brother, Paul. Jack sat in a corner. Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (PiwSw) 206
Aw, shucks!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (dfRN6) Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (arJlL) 208
that she looked like the Wreck of the Hesperus.
-------------------------- You should have said, "Yes, honey, it's more like the Raft of the Medusa!" We would have held a wake for you and everything, WA. [And congrats on your vaxx rights being respected.] Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 *** Even then, long before I was really 29, I knew better than to be funny about my paramours' looks. The closest I ever came to a truthful answer to "Does this dress make me look fat?" was, "It's not your best look, honey. How about this dress? I think it's really hot!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP) 209
I dunk my goatee in my coffee.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (IMmgC) 210
Let's sail close to the Outer Banks they said. It'll be a pleasure cruise they said.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (jvt6t) 211
"I find it somewhat derivative." works also.
And don't forget to stroke your chin while saying it. It helps if you have a tasteful goatee to tug pensively. Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (8erNz) And a turtleneck sweater Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (4I/2K) 212
Hesperus can be cured with antibiotics.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (ifUkZ) Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (k4dH2) 214
Why do the words 'irate' and 'pirate' not rhyme?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (5Woea) 215
Pilate convicted Jesus of claiming to be King of the Jaws.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4) 216
And now I scroll up and see the reference for the hymn. It figures JT had something to do with it!
Posted by: Moki at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (JrN/x) 217
Pilate convicted Jesus of claiming to be King of the Jaws.
Posted by: andycanuck We're gonna need a bigger boat. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:05 AM (OCTRt) 218
Jack Horning?....played for Notre Dame?...Packers?
Posted by: BignJames That was his brother, Paul. Jack sat in a corner. Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy) Eating his ******. Hiyo! Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (4I/2K) 219
Jack sat in a corner.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy) Eating curds and whey? Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (AwYPR) 220
Hiya Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (arJlL) Hiya to you too! Hope your morning coffee was bracing! Posted by: Moki at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (JrN/x) 221
215 Pilate convicted Jesus of claiming to be King of the Jaws.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4) Then he called him a homo. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (Y5qcH) 222
The closest I ever came to a truthful answer to "Does this dress make me look fat?" . . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Next on the list of entrapping queries is: "Did you see the size of that woman's chest?" Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (mD/uy) Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (UHVv4) 224
Let's sail close to the Outer Banks they said. It'll be a pleasure cruise they said.
Posted by: Jak Sucio A three hour tour. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (OCTRt) 225
There was an article at The Hill that had a line about "Biden's kid-love approach" to Senator Manchin and Senima.
__________ He's groping them and sniffing their hair? I don't think that will work on Sinema. She's used to rougher stuff. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 08:57 AM (k4dH2) it would if he's a midget... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (8D42x) 226
Just hope nobody asks you "of whom?"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (k4dH2) ++++ Two choices here: 1. Make up an Italian name and when he was active (say it was very late pre-Renaissance). 2. Caravaggio. If asked how on earth it is derivative of Caravaggio, go into a lengthy explanation of how all high art is ultimately derivative of Caravaggio. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (DU+/6) 227
Jack sat in a corner.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:03 AM (mD/uy) Eating curds and whey? Posted by: BignJames That's the one!! Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (mD/uy) 228
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Not "JT" -- JC! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (UHVv4) As you can see, I have not yet had my cuppa this morning. Posted by: Moki at October 15, 2021 09:07 AM (JrN/x) 229
Like the art very much. The artist's ability to reflect doom without the use of much color, using instead multi layers of depth and contrast is really good. I think the artist's intention was that color can sometimes be a distraction, kinda like black and white films vs films in color.
Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at October 15, 2021 09:07 AM (wamUX) 230
212 Hesperus can be cured with antibiotics.
Until Merck or Pfizer comes up with something new and patentable. Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (8erNz) 231
Eating his ******. Hiyo!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay Oh man - I had forgotten about ADC's poems! Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (mD/uy) 232
Pilate convicted Jesus of claiming to be King of the Jaws.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4) jawas? well, it was the desert... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (8D42x) 233
On the vax business, Personnel informed my supervisor about my approval. (Actually they are behind the times and sent it to my old supervisor, who forwarded it to his replacement. Doesn't give you a lot of confidence in their grasp of situations.) He, the current supervisor, merely said to make sure I go for my tests, to which I simply replied, "Noted!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (/XOcP) 234
>>> Eating his ******. Hiyo!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay Oh man - I had forgotten about ADC's poems! Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (mD/uy) ... he needed da money. Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:09 AM (+Z1Gj) 235
Cracker - Brides of Neptune:
https://youtu.be/j8TYkP0Goio Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:09 AM (DU+/6) 236
231 Eating his ******. Hiyo!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay Oh man - I had forgotten about ADC's poems! Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:08 AM (mD/uy) Was too young to experience Dice in his prime. Went back and watched one of his specials. Was...not great. Asked my father the appeal. He said it was good for the time. Oh, you mean a time when not great comedy was great comedy? Then he just had to bring up my love of Pauly Shore... Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:10 AM (KbCG3) 237
This was a common occurrence until localities began erecting moose out front of such coasts "to tell ya". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:10 AM (pNxlR) 238
Not "JT" -- JC!
Posted by: andycanuck Bishop to newly frocked priest: No, we don't refer to The Father, the Son & the Holy Ghost as "Big Daddy, JC & the Spook". Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 15, 2021 09:10 AM (OCTRt) 239
Next on the list of entrapping queries is:
"Did you see the size of that woman's chest?" Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 *** Ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 didn't mind if I looked or commented. She said, "You get horny, I get all the benefits." Shame she was a sociopath . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:10 AM (/XOcP) 240
Sam Kinison > ADC
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:10 AM (zTIBG) 241
Looking at that painting....oh yeah, that's trouble.
Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (G0vdT) 242
Woo! I am about to go kayaking around Topsail Island. I've been told Blackbeard's treasure is buried somewhere around here. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (aHl3V) 243
1. Make up an Italian name and when he was active (say it was very late pre-Renaissance).
2. Caravaggio. If asked how on earth it is derivative of Caravaggio, go into a lengthy explanation of how all high art is ultimately derivative of Caravaggio. Posted by: Joe Mannix ***** Might be better to keep it vague and nonspecific. I find it rather derivative...of the prominent artists from the prior century. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (5Woea) 244
Birds means it close to land... Also rocks. At sea storms are more frightening imho. You've never lived until you ride out a Hurricane at sea.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (0OmEj) 245
On the vax business, Personnel informed my supervisor about my approval. (Actually they are behind the times and sent it to my old supervisor, who forwarded it to his replacement. Doesn't give you a lot of confidence in their grasp of situations.) He, the current supervisor, merely said to make sure I go for my tests, to which I simply replied, "Noted!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Congratulations!!! Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt) Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 15, 2021 09:12 AM (q+HKl) 247
What's in the bowl, b!tch!
Posted by: Just the ADC Punchline at October 15, 2021 09:12 AM (Bmy3R) 248
it was previous to his career as a prophet
Posted by: gibby haynes at October 15, 2021 08:52 AM (8D42x) SO carpentry was just a hobby? Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0) 249
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard . . .
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (4I/2K) 250
Is that a roadblock in the foreground?
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (XHhHI) 251
Hesperus can be cured with antibiotics. Until Merck or Pfizer comes up with something new and patentable. Hesperck! Pfisperus! Just $1,000 per dose! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (pNxlR) 252
Barnhardt's meme collection is particularly good today:
https://tinyurl.com/3w4bjzby "We will, we will, mock you! Posted by: sal at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (3c1fY) 253
A British Conservative MP has just been stabbed to death at a constituency meeting [a 'townhall meeting"] in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex. More in a minute -- I've got to listen to an oral, TV report.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (UHVv4) 254
Birds means it close to land... Also rocks. At sea storms are more frightening imho. You've never lived until you ride out a Hurricane at sea.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (0OmEj) god times for sure. not sure which was worse, a cruise cutting through the side of one, or a gator sitting between 3 storms... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (8D42x) 255
250 Is that a roadblock in the foreground?
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (XHhHI) another ships mast Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 09:14 AM (yrol0) 256
Attacker arrested onsite.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:14 AM (UHVv4) Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 15, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R) 258
Skillfully executed painting!
Posted by: Vamosbrandon! at October 15, 2021 09:14 AM (8ejcv) 259
Next on the list of entrapping queries is:
"Did you see the size of that woman's chest?" Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 09:06 AM (mD/uy) The only safe answer is, "What woman?" Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (AmoqO) Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (yrol0) 261
253 A British Conservative MP has just been stabbed to death at a constituency meeting [a 'townhall meeting"] in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex. More in a minute -- I've got to listen to an oral, TV report.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (UHVv4) It begins? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (KbCG3) 262
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em sink.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (m+jkK) 263
A British Conservative MP has just been stabbed to death at a constituency meeting [a 'townhall meeting"] in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex. More in a minute -- I've got to listen to an oral, TV report.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (UHVv4) --- Insurrection, because not even the South stabbed a British MP during the Civil War! Posted by: Joe History at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (XHhHI) 264
... a lengthy explanation of how all high art is ultimately derivative of Caravaggio. Og never get credit! Og ... good painter! -- Og, primordial cave painter Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (pNxlR) 265
At sea storms are more frightening imho. You've never lived until you ride out a Hurricane at sea.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:11 AM (0OmEj) ------ My Dad went through a hurricane in a 63 foot boat being towed by an LST. I can't even imagine. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (zTIBG) 266
Jack sat in a corner.
Posted by: Tonypete +++++++ Eating curds and whey? Posted by: BignJames ****** Because his Christmas pie is apparently still on a container ship somewhere offshore near Long Beach. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (5Woea) 267
Attacker arrested onsite.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) Don't tell me: "Known to police" and "They were monitoring him." Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (HdAVX) 268
Two choices here:
1. Make up an Italian name and when he was active (say it was very late pre-Renaissance). 2. Caravaggio. If asked how on earth it is derivative of Caravaggio, go into a lengthy explanation of how all high art is ultimately derivative of Caravaggio. _____________ Way too much trouble. Could just say "I'm hungry, let's go get something to eat. Are there any nice boites around here?" Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (k4dH2) 269
most false teeth I take it were from cadavers
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (ndEBW) 270
It begins?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM Hang on...let me check with that guy who always thinks it's beginning. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK) 271
Great Procol Harum toon.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 15, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R) Bet everyone on board is a Whiter Shade of Pale. I denounce myself. Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (jvt6t) 272
Give them a dory and they take a frigate!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (ABbCw) 273
There's something in the foreground (water). Is that a yardarm, a spar, Pinocchio?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (cSyAR) 274
Next on the list of entrapping queries is:
"Did you see the size of that woman's chest?" Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2021 * The only safe answer is, "What woman?" Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 *** Soi-boi answer. The Real Man Answer is "Sure did. Nice" (or, "Yep. She bought herself a nice pair, huh?"). Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (/XOcP) 275
WRT the sidebar item about Iran - on what subject have Western media ever told the truth?
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (cTqLg) Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (uuklp) 277
270 It begins?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM Hang on...let me check with that guy who always thinks it's beginning. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK) I heard he's hanging out with that guy what always says "yeah, buddy." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (KbCG3) 278
Don't tell me: "Known to police" and "They were monitoring him."
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (HdAVX) ---- And "religion that may not be named". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (zTIBG) 279
141 Please. That's silly. The ship is flying a Union Jack. It's obviously about Brexit and Boris Johnson.
Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 08:47 AM (OyyDO) As an art critic with multiple Ph.Ds in such diverse subjects as Deconstruction, Ultra non-queered living, Micro and Macro inorganic Windmills, I deign to allow you to have my opinion. Any other opinion is violence! Please note, I've forwarded your comment to AG Merrick Garland hoping he'll open an investigation into all domestic terrorist activities towards art critics. Thank you. Posted by: The Art Critic at October 15, 2021 08:53 AM (7bRMQ) How many social credit points do I get for liking Jacques-Louis David, that proto-Commie [redacted cuz this is a family blog]? Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (OyyDO) 280
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My Dad went through a hurricane in a 63 foot boat being towed by an LST. I can't even imagine. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM (zTIBG) I went though a storm in a submarine where we could feel the movement of the ocean at 400 ft. Normally we didn't feel anything at all bellow 150 ft or so. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (UuD2k) 281
David Amess, MP. No name given of attacker; meeting at a church. Was well liked in the Commons. Labour leader praised after news of the stabbing released but before his death publicized an hour or so later. CPR etc. given at church with air ambulance coming but he died before its arrival.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (UHVv4) 282
Had I been any god of power, I would have sunk the sea within the earth, or ere it should the good ship so have swallowed, and the fraughting souls within her.
- Miranda, "The Tempest", Act I Scene I Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (Bmy3R) 283
277 270 It begins?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM Hang on...let me check with that guy who always thinks it's beginning. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 09:16 AM (m+jkK) I heard he's hanging out with that guy what always says "yeah, buddy." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (KbCG3) ======= What about Yo!? Is he out of pocket? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (arJlL) 285
Impressionistic is anything fuzzy. Grand church stuff is either gothic or baroque.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead I see Impressionistic stuff all the time. Then I put my glasses on in the morning. Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (OUMaO) 286
Barnhardt's meme collection is particularly good today:
https://tinyurl.com/3w4bjzby "We will, we will, mock you! Posted by: sal at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (3c1fY) ++++ The first one in the list has me rolling. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (DU+/6) 287
It begins?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 09:15 AM Hang on...let me check with that guy who always thinks it's beginning. Posted by: RedMindBlueState And so it ends. Whoops. My bad. Too early. Posted by: The Guy Who Always Thinks It's Ending at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (OCTRt) 288
Conservatives in GB are to the left of Rombley.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (/5+WK) 289
If you are at a museum and somebody asks you what you think of a particular artist's execution you can say, "Well after viewing this piece of crap I'm very much in favor of it!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (5Woea) 290
Had I been any god of power, I would have sunk the sea within the earth, or ere it should the good ship so have swallowed, and the fraughting souls within her.
- Miranda, "The Tempest", Act I Scene I Posted by: Guy Smiley I like the Carmen Miranda version..... Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (arJlL) 291
What about Yo!? Is he out of pocket?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (Lv #twoweeks Posted by: Jak SucioQ at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (jvt6t) 292
Willowed:
Thanks Feeling, This was very moving: >>>Today's devotional from "The Upper Room" is about a woman cleaning out her mother's room after her mother's death. I thought it was very touching: https://tinyurl.com/2zz53jsf Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2021 08:02 AM (ueGNX) Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (QCc6B) 293
most false teeth I take it were from cadavers
Posted by: Skip's Phone AOC's from a dead horse ? Posted by: JT Ass. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt) 294
What about Yo!? Is he out of pocket? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone The en fuego! guy is tending to some business out west, I'm told. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:19 AM (pNxlR) 295
Conservatives in GB are to the left of Rombley.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at October 15, 2021 09:18 AM (/5+WK) --- They are conserving a different system. "Conservatism" is particular to the system conserved. Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (XHhHI) 296
My at sea Hurricane experience was aboard an LHD... Not a small ship. Still over 45° rolls are not to be forgotten. Good times! Never really scared because... Trust your ship and young and stupid.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (0OmEj) 297
A British Conservative MP has just been stabbed to death at a constituency meeting [a 'townhall meeting"] in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex. More in a minute -- I've got to listen to an oral, TV report.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (UHVv4) Religion of Peace or Crazed Leftist? Place your bets now. Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (prSvo) Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (5Woea) 299
This painting is indicative of pudding head's handling of the supply chain shipping backlog.
Posted by: Archer at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (gmo/4) 300
I'll look online now but that's the initial report.
So Moslem; Vaxx mandate/lockdowns related; Commie; or general nut?? Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (UHVv4) 301
And so it ends.
Whoops. My bad. Too early. Posted by: The Guy Who Always Thinks It's Ending I'm told 1 in 5 men have that same problem. Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 15, 2021 09:21 AM (OUMaO) 302
It's a ship all full of men!
There's men above and men below There's men down in the galley There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff And one guy we call Sally Posted by: Martin Mull at October 15, 2021 09:21 AM (4I/2K) 303
... somebody asks you what you think of a particular artist's execution ... Well, I had heard rumors that he was hung, but I had not heard he was hanged! When did you say that happened?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:22 AM (pNxlR) 304
Friggin in the riggin 'cause there's fk all else to do!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 15, 2021 09:22 AM (Bmy3R) Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:22 AM (5Woea) 306
How many social credit points do I get for liking Jacques-Louis David, that proto-Commie [redacted cuz this is a family blog]?
Aadams or Manson? Posted by: Oddbob at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (nfrXX) 307
My at sea Hurricane experience was aboard an LHD... Not a small ship. Still over 45 rolls are not to be forgotten. Good times! Never really scared because... Trust your ship and young and stupid.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (0OmEj) My at sea hurricane experience was aboard a Forrest Sherman class Destroyer. Like an E ticket ride at Disney. Posted by: Archer at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (gmo/4) 308
Timely art thread.
Posted by: Same Crowd, Different Century at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (PaFH7) 309
I'm told 1 in 5 men have that same problem.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 15, 2021 09:21 AM (OUMaO) Dentists huh? Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (jvt6t) 310
OMG bishes. Look what they're doing!
Posted by: McCarthy He/hym at October 15, 2021 09:24 AM (ZCfi+) 311
Minor items: Sir David Amess; a Methodist church.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:24 AM (UHVv4) 312
Ok, now I know who Jonah Hill is. I haven't seen him in very much. But I know all I need to know. He helped advance the career of Michael Cera. Unforgivable.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:24 AM (cTqLg) 313
Hi, this is Mary Fisher, press 1 if you would like to hear about extending your ship's warranty!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (PiwSw) 314
My at sea hurricane experience was aboard a Forrest Sherman class Destroyer. Like an E ticket ride at Disney.
Posted by: Archer at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (gmo/4) ------ My Dad commented that the WWII era destroyers had motions that could not be described in normal terms. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (zTIBG) 315
Would hang.
Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (KnJdm) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (pNxlR) 317
And so it ends.
Whoops. My bad. Too early. Posted by: The Guy Who Always Thinks It's Ending I'm told 1 in 5 men have that same problem. Posted by: Brother Tim 4 out of 5 lie. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (OCTRt) 318
Essex Police statement 18 mins. ago:
A man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after a man was stabbed in Leigh-on-Sea. We were called to an address in Eastwood Road North shortly after 12.05pm today (Friday 15 October). We attended and found a man injured. He was treated by emergency services but, sadly, died at the scene. A 25-year-old man was quickly arrested after officers arrived at the scene on suspicion of murder and a knife was recovered. He is currently in custody. We are not looking for anyone else in connection with this incident. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (UHVv4) 319
Late to the party, but I like this painting a lot.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (Ez6QX) 320
Is your ship a "goer"? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (8erNz) 322
318 A 25-year-old man was quickly arrested after officers arrived at the scene on suspicion of murder and a knife was recovered. He is currently in custody.
We are not looking for anyone else in connection with this incident. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (UHVv4) ======== So, this is going to become an misandrist narrative because we all know it won't be tied to ideology. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG) 323
Whelp...my company just sent out the email. Be vaccinated by Dec 8th or be fired.
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (U7wke) 324
My at sea hurricane experience was aboard a Forrest Sherman class Destroyer. Like an E ticket ride at Disney.
Posted by: Archer at October 15, 2021 09:23 AM (gmo/4) No hurricane experience, but transiting the surface from HI at 90 degrees to the waves we had some 45 degree plus rolls. Also got sucked up in a 90-100 foot swell off the coast of AK. That was interesting. Posted by: flounder at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (KnJdm) 325
...a Methodist church.
Y'mean Baptists who can read? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (pNxlR) Snake Handlers in the city limits. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (AwYPR) 326
Love it, but the happy little seagulls seem to be a bit out of place.
Pretty much every American whose ancestors arrived prior to 1930 had to travel seas where this was an ever-present threat. Our ancestors had balls/ovaries of steel. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (nDrPh) 327
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...a Methodist church. Y'mean Baptists who can read? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:25 AM (pNxlR) Nice reference to the movie "A River Runs Through It" Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (N39Ws) 328
That picture--along with Robinson Crusoe and Gilligan's Island--are why I don't take ocean cruises.
Look up the wrecks of the SS Atlantic and the MV Sewol. A few corrupt or inattentive crewmen in the wrong place at the wrong time and there is great sadness. Posted by: setnaffa at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (lrLl2) 329
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (U7wke) Oh that's bullshit. A deeply held religious belief does not necessarily mean you are the member of a church. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX) 330
My at sea Hurricane experience was aboard an LHD... Not a small ship. Still over 45 rolls are not to be forgotten. Good times! Never really scared because... Trust your ship and young and stupid.
Posted by: Lesko Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:20 AM (0OmEj) CG for me and then a LHA. LHA was worse because of the flat bottom imo. i can remember taking one step to get UP to the next deck simply because of the movement on the waves. Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (8D42x) 331
Hiya Jordan !
Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (arJlL) 332
Whelp...my company just sent out the email. Be vaccinated by Dec 8th or be fired.
.. What state are you in? Posted by: My pronouns are Hee/Haw at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (5CU7m) 333
Just ordered my Let's Go, Brandon t-shirt from the Hodge twins. This is going to be fun...
Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (z36Kd) 334
Hard to judge the scale but those might be albatrosses, which are deep water birds.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (dfRN6) 335
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:27 AM (U7wke) Do you have to be a member of their church, or can you pull one off the street? Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (45fpk) 336
Nice reference to the movie "A River Runs Through It" Posted by: Our Country is Screwed ( DING! )^3 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (Ez6QX) 338
What state are you in?
Posted by: My pronouns are Hee/Haw at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (5CU7m) TX, but we're a federal contractor and there is an EO about that. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (U7wke) 339
A deeply held religious belief does not necessarily mean you are the member of a church.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX) Exactly. Religious freedom is not dependent on church membership. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (45fpk) 340
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy.
Rev. Ike? Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR) 341
Willowing from the previous thread...
The left has wanted to destroy the single family home neighborhood for decades. They are now actively doing it on a mass scale. A few cities, like Minneapolis most notably passed laws banning SFH neighborhoods. A few weeks ago, CA did it on a state wide level. No more single family home neighborhoods are allowed anywhere in the state. Any plot of land currently zoned R1 (one home per lot) can now have up to 4 homes on it. And this isn't for future developments. This is for current plots as well. Meaning your neighbor can build 3 additional homes/apartments in his backyard and there's not a thing you or your city can do about it. And as we all know, the crazy shit in CA becomes mainstream in a decade. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (OalnH) Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (arJlL) 343
321 Take your blood pressure meds this AM?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10094393 Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:26 AM (8erNz) Breaking federal laws is totes OK if you are in the "Orange Man Bad" camp. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (N39Ws) 344
Do you have to be a member of their church, or can you pull one off the street?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (45fpk) I don't know the answer to that yet. I'll be performing the first step in applying for the waiver this afternoon. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (U7wke) 345
Rev. Ike?
Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR) ------ The Church of What' Happenin' Now. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (zTIBG) 346
He left the water running in the tub so that sunk the ship.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (IMmgC) 347
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy. "... and that's when the unseemly race began among the 'Rons and 'Ronettes to offer 'certified objections' services, Your Honor ..." which Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (pNxlR) 348
A deeply held religious belief does not necessarily mean you are the member of a church.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX) Exactly. Religious freedom is not dependent on church membership. Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (45fpk) --- Jefferson called them "Rights of Conscience". Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (XHhHI) 349
Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (AmoqO) 350
I thought you people were kidding about Boot Edge Edge being on paternity leave - this country is fucking nuts.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (QZ/dC) 351
Oh that's bullshit. A deeply held religious belief does not necessarily mean you are the member of a church.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:28 AM (Ez6QX) The opposite is often true as well. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (PiwSw) 352
TX, but we're a federal contractor and there is an EO about that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (U7wke) ++++ Odd. My firm is a fed contractor, too, and i have heard nothing about it. The only mandate is if you work in an office, and offices aren't reopened yet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (DU+/6) 353
Whelp...my company just sent out the email. Be vaccinated by Dec 8th or be fired.
.. today is our last day to report our status, before they decide what to do. so far there's no announcement of do it or else, they're just planning how to comply when OSHA release their rules. so far, i'm hanging on to no news is good news. Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:33 AM (8D42x) 354
TX, but we're a federal contractor and there is an EO about that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (U7wke) Red State has an article on this today. There will be a lawsuit. Posted by: My pronouns are Hee/Haw at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (5CU7m) 355
349 Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Just remember 'Transportation' to the urban Democrat hive-mind refers to the need to throw more money at transit unions. Posted by: JEM at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (8erNz) 356
and that's when the unseemly race began among the 'Rons and 'Ronettes to offer 'certified objections' services, Your Honor ..." which
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (pNxlR) This is precisely why I have become the Right Reverend YD. I've now written two of these hokum letters. I know one has worked, waiting to hear on the other. Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (cTqLg) 357
349 Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (AmoqO) ___ Secretaries are just figureheads. It's probably best he's not "in the office", he'd just get in the way. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (OalnH) 358
I thought you people were kidding about Boot Edge Edge being on paternity leave - this country is fucking nuts.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (QZ/dC) Maternity leave. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (AwYPR) 359
Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems Unless the feds jump in California's shit using the Commerce Clause, this broken supply chain is all California's fault. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (OCTRt) 360
The opposite is often true as well.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (PiwSw) *cough*Nancy Pelosi*cough* Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (Ez6QX) 361
349 Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (AmoqO) Totally predictable Leftist response: Why do you hate gay people? Posted by: blaster at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (mbFEM) 362
TX, but we're a federal contractor and there is an EO about that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:30 AM (U7wke) Start handling snakes at work. Speak in tongues. Give a healing. Posted by: Zombie Rev. Ernest Angley at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (4I/2K) 363
Good thing my land is zoned AR15
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:35 AM (QZ/dC) 364
Whelp...my company just sent out the email. Be vaccinated by Dec 8th or be fired.
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 *** Someone here posted a link to the Confraternity of Our Lady of Fatima. It's free to join, and they will send you a certificate stating your membership. I didn't end up using my certificate for my statement -- but it looked good. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:35 AM (/XOcP) 365
350 I thought you people were kidding about Boot Edge Edge being on paternity leave - this country is fucking nuts.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (QZ/dC) Oh, no. In fact there is a picture of him and his husband laying in a hospital bed together holding their babies like one of them just delivered them. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 15, 2021 09:35 AM (N39Ws) 366
This is precisely why I have become the Right Reverend YD. I've now written two of these hokum letters. I know one has worked, waiting to hear on the other. Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice You da man, Rt. Rev.! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:35 AM (pNxlR) 367
Do you have to be a member of their church, or can you pull one off the street?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (45fpk) I don't know the answer to that yet. I'll be performing the first step in applying for the waiver this afternoon. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:31 AM (U7wke) well, we DO have a number of members of clergy in THIS group. even money someone would say you're a member in good standing i would wager... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:35 AM (8D42x) 368
I used to have a different nic, link is in my nic, email me, dawg.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:36 AM (cTqLg) 369
SBP claims it will bring down the cost of housing in CA, by increasing supply. What it will do in fact is make developers a ton of money and turn the entire state** into a Section 8 hellhole.
** Los Gatos and similar neighborhoods excluded Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:37 AM (OalnH) 370
@wokal_distance
Transgender activists are so confused about what constitutes a woman, that they have actually stopped using the word "woman" entirely and are now referring to women as...NON-PROSTATE OWNERS. Wokeness doesn't just "deconstruct" womanhood...it erases women altogether. https://tinyurl.com/yhs45g57 Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 09:37 AM (cF8AT) 371
Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems Those chafed nipples are a bitch. Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized at October 15, 2021 09:37 AM (GOCnB) 372
365 350 I thought you people were kidding about Boot Edge Edge being on paternity leave - this country is fucking nuts.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (QZ/dC) Oh, no. In fact there is a picture of him and his husband laying in a hospital bed together holding their babies like one of them just delivered them. === I thought Boot was the pitcher, not the catcher? So hard to keep up with all this. Posted by: dingbat at October 15, 2021 09:37 AM (ITplf) 373
How many social credit points do I get for liking Jacques-Louis David, that proto-Commie [redacted cuz this is a family blog]?
Posted by: Kris at October 15, 2021 09:17 AM (OyyDO) Zero points. Paintings that look lifelike and well executed are white supremacy and racist/sexist/otherist! Posted by: The Art Critic at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (7bRMQ) 374
Did the Booty-Judges adopt or did they uhm, provide the seed for the baby?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (OalnH) 375
Now it's linked, sorry.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (cTqLg) 376
I knew McCabe got his pension restored but I didn't fully understand the totality of what the Junta gave him.
He got back his pension, he got 200k in back payments, his lawyers got a cool 500k, his firing has been expunged from all the records Pharaoh style, he also gets special gold executive cuff links and his badge back mounted in a decorative and ceremonial frame. And I'm fairly confident to a high degree of certainty he got his security clearance back. Unbelievable. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (+yD6U) 377
#BareShelvesBiden is trending on Twit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (XHhHI) 378
It looks like one ship already sank and a second is about to join it. Is it just high seas taking them down? I see no rocks or coast.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (Adlwz) 379
>>> ( DING! )^3
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:29 AM (pNxlR) [ 314432 389017 474552 357911 35937 ] Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (+Z1Gj) 380
Whelp...my company just sent out the email. Be vaccinated by Dec 8th or be fired.
Apparently, they will consider religious objection provided you have permission of a member of the clergy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 *** See this primer on religious exemption statements: https://tinyurl.com/4n25uwhj Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:38 AM (/XOcP) 381
Transgender activists are so confused about what constitutes a woman, that they have actually stopped using the word "woman" entirely and are now referring to women as...NON-PROSTATE OWNERS. Wokeness doesn't just "deconstruct" womanhood...it erases women altogether. https://tinyurl.com/yhs45g57 Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 09:37 AM (cF8AT) ___ More please!! Feminists supported this shit 100%. Now they get to live with the consequences. LOLGF ladies, or whatever we're supposed to call you. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (OalnH) 382
Those chafed nipples are a bitch. Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized Do not even think about asking him about his post partum depression! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (pNxlR) 383
Also here, from America's Frontline Doctors: https://tinyurl.com/8kupxyvy
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP) 384
Perform an exorcism at work. That oughta scare the Beelzebub out of them.
Posted by: Zombie Rev. Ernest Angley at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (4I/2K) 385
Is this the cuck cruise? Or the Biden administration?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 15, 2021 09:40 AM (Mzdiz) 386
Buttaguy must have taken a serious dump to be on maternity leave
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 15, 2021 09:40 AM (ndEBW) 387
Did the Booty-Judges adopt or did they uhm, provide the seed for the baby?
Don't swallow! Ok, now both of you spit into this cup... Posted by: USF Fertility Clinic at October 15, 2021 09:40 AM (KfC1e) 388
Prostate-free for ( your age here ) years! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:40 AM (pNxlR) 389
Those chafed nipples are a bitch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * synchronized Do not even think about asking him about his post partum depression! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (pNxlR) He's waiting on the episiotomy stitches to heal. Posted by: Dr. Nick at October 15, 2021 09:41 AM (4I/2K) 390
If you work for a corporation, the HR lawyers are there to make sure the employee is screwed well and proper. Evidently the HR lawyers in the FBI know who the corporate powers really are.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:41 AM (QZ/dC) Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:41 AM (OCTRt) 392
I was baptized as a baby, and I have some baptismal certificate somewhere. Is that enough to get the religious exemption? Mind you I have never been to a church since then, other than visiting cathedrals or weddings or what have you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:41 AM (OalnH) 393
Transgender activists are so confused about what constitutes a woman, that they have actually stopped using the word "woman" entirely and are now referring to women as...NON-PROSTATE OWNERS.
Thanks to a skillful surgeon at MD Anderson, that would include me then. Posted by: Oddbob at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (nfrXX) 394
UK Daily Mail link in my sock with more bio info but no new details. BTW '999' is '911' in the UK.
A dog-owner too. That bastard murderer! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (UHVv4) 395
He's waiting on the episiotomy stitches to heal.
Posted by: Dr. Nick Did daddy rip him a new asshole? Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt) Posted by: JT at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (arJlL) 397
Why not call women "Dos Equis"?
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (XHhHI) 398
I don't think you should have to provide any documentation as to your religious beliefs. Especially not to the government. What happened to the 1st Amendment?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (45fpk) 399
Odd. My firm is a fed contractor, too, and i have heard nothing about it. The only mandate is if you work in an office, and offices aren't reopened yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 09:32 AM (DU+/6) Well, I've requested an exemption but I didn't have to specify the exemption type so...we'll see. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (U7wke) 400
I was baptized as a baby, and I have some baptismal certificate somewhere. Is that enough to get the religious exemption? Mind you I have never been to a church since then, other than visiting cathedrals or weddings or what have you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:41 AM (OalnH) Betcha' could buy one...from Rev. Al. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR) 401
He's waiting on the episiotomy stitches to heal.
Posted by: Dr. Nick Did daddy rip him a new asshole? Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (OCTRt) give him an extra stitch to reset him to like factory new... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (8D42x) 402
UK Daily Mail link in my sock with more bio info but no new details. BTW '999' is '911' in the UK.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:42 AM (UHVv4) 0118999... Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX) 403
398 I don't think you should have to provide any documentation as to your religious beliefs. Especially not to the government. What happened to the 1st Amendment?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2021 09:43 AM (45fpk) ___ 1A is part of the racist constitution that was written by old white men slave holders. It has been cancelled. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (OalnH) Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (5Woea) 405
You know,
God is not going to be pleased if you are using Him only as an excuse to not get jabbed. Promising to pray the Rosary daily or professing your faith fraudulently prolly isn't such a great idea if you're not going to follow through. Just sayin. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (W2Pud) 406
Not art.
The zombie emerging from the waves at the lower right is a nice touch, I admit, but it still isn't art. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (mZOHK) 407
Secretaries are just figureheads. It's probably best he's not "in the office", he'd just get in the way.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:34 AM (OalnH) Optics. They live by them. Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (AmoqO) 408
So the knife guy was a Muslim or a gay, or maybe both. I thought they already had common sense knife control over there?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (QZ/dC) 409
God is not going to be pleased if you are using Him only as an excuse to not get jabbed.
Promising to pray the Rosary daily or professing your faith fraudulently prolly isn't such a great idea if you're not going to follow through. Just sayin. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (W2Pud) ___ Can't I just go to confession and get all that wiped away though? Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (OalnH) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (zTIBG) 411
>174 The Let's Go Brandon meme now has a rap song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr_F_XQrukM Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 15, 2021 08:58 AM (prSvo) That is so awesome that I can't even. Forwarded it beau coup. Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (sjdRT) 412
An episiotomy can take a couple three weeks to fully heal.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (5Woea) Better stick to that bland diet. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (AwYPR) 413
Can't I just go to confession and get all that wiped away though?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at That's between you and God. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (W2Pud) 414
Mommy, or is it Daddy, Pete Buttigieg, our Secretary of Transportation, has been on maternity leave since mid August. What supply chain crisis?
Posted by: Javems A ) It's a good sign; the Left has disconnected themselves from reality and people will finally decide this is too much. B ) It's a bad sign; people have acclimated to the Left's march through the institutions to the point where this is just peachy-kean, A-Okay. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (1t5dY) 415
Can't I just go to confession and get all that wiped away though?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (OalnH) If you're sincerely repentant yes. Otherwise it doesn't work. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (z5Vrg) 416
God is used to being used as an excuse for a multitude of things. He created us, the owner's manual is a bitch.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (QZ/dC) 417
0118999...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX) ------ Pennsylvania 6-5000 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (zTIBG) 867-5309 Call me, maybe? Posted by: Jenny at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K) 418
I will never apply for any exemption. My own refusal based on my sovereignty over my body, is all the explanation anybody needs, or will get.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (knQse) 419
I used to have a different nic, link is in my nic, email me, dawg.
Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 09:36 AM (cTqLg) It kind of isn't. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (U7wke) 420
I would think that If you can proclaim you are a woman with a full set if male genitalia and XY chromosome set, you can claim a religious exemption. Even without a baptism cert. no?
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 09:47 AM (i94at) 421
414 A ) It's a good sign; the Left has disconnected themselves from reality and people will finally decide this is too much.
B ) It's a bad sign; people have acclimated to the Left's march through the institutions to the point where this is just peachy-kean, A-Okay. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (1t5dY) ========== C ) Buttigieg has been so useless as Secretary of Transportation that the department has run better in his absence. And it's terrible without him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG) 422
UPEXPECTEDLY....rents are rising at the fastest rate ever.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:47 AM (OalnH) 423
Start doing baptisms. Does the office have a water fountain or large fish tank?
Posted by: Brother John, eating locusts at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (4I/2K) 424
What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (+Z1Gj) 425
Oh, no. In fact there is a picture of him and his husband laying in a hospital bed together holding their babies like one of them just delivered them.
I sometimes think the whole trans thing is a manifestation of how much many activist gays hate women. That would explain why the cancel squad goes harder against women sticking up for gender than men. Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (ZGrMX) 426
now referring to women as...NON-PROSTATE OWNERS.
**** This is parody or trolling, right? A man who has undergone radical prostatectomy (and yes there IS a code for that) for prostate cancer would technically be a woman under this definition. The idiots who propose stuff like this (if serious) understand neither anatomy or biology. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea) 427
417 0118999...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX) ------ Pennsylvania 6-5000 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (zTIBG) 867-5309 Call me, maybe? Posted by: Jenny at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K) The operator says that's privileged information and it ain't no business of mine. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (mZOHK) 428
424 What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (+Z1Gj) ======== On a 1 week vacation. I don't think they'd be playful or vague if something bad actually happened to him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG) 429
0118999...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX) I understood this reference. Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (P4LRL) Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (rk2/G) 431
426 The idiots who propose stuff like this (if serious) understand neither anatomy or biology.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea) ========== Nail, head. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG) 432
A study released this month found that the number of concealed carry permits has increased almost 50 percent since 2016, reaching an all-time high of over 21.5 million CCW holders.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (RHGPo) 433
I know he was gone for the morning report, is Sefton ok?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (+Z1Gj) 434
What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
He's taking a week's vacation away from the blog. Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (ZGrMX) 435
404 re: Mayor Pete on maternity leave
An episiotomy can take a couple three weeks to fully heal. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (5Woea) Had to look that one up. When the Mrs was delivering I was sitting at the head of the bed. Dr. had set up a mirror for me to see. All of a sudden he started to panic a bit and deliberately knocked the mirror over. I figured out why. I wasn't looking anyway. Posted by: Javems at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (AmoqO) 436
432 A study released this month found that the number of concealed carry permits has increased almost 50 percent since 2016, reaching an all-time high of over 21.5 million CCW holders.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (RHGPo) ========= Theory: Gun confiscation is failure theater for Democrats. Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG) 437
>433 I know he was gone for the morning report, is Sefton ok?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (+Z1Gj) He is better than OK. He is in Wisconsin. Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (sjdRT) 438
This is parody or trolling, right?
A man who has undergone radical prostatectomy (and yes there IS a code for that) for prostate cancer would technically be a woman under this definition. The idiots who propose stuff like this (if serious) understand neither anatomy or biology. Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea) Well it's Teen Vogue...so you're right on all accounts. Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (cF8AT) 439
Awesome painting. Would make a great Alestorm album cover.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (VwHCD) 440
The operator says that's privileged information and it ain't no business of mine.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (mZOHK) ------ Don't lose that number. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (zTIBG) 441
He is better than OK. He is in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (sjdRT) And it's his birthday! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (PiwSw) 442
The operator says that's privileged information and it ain't no business of mine.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (mZOHK) Operator, well, let's forget about this call There's no one there I really wanted to talk to Thank you for your time Oh, you've been so much more than kind You can keep the dime Posted by: Jim C at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (7bRMQ) 443
Great pic. Saw plenty of this in the Bering Sea.
Posted by: Dropkick That Cox Zucker at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (hOaYm) 444
I understood this reference.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 09:50 AM (P4LRL) I knew you would. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (Ez6QX) 445
424 What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
----------------- He is transitioning. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (ifUkZ) 446
Theory:
Gun confiscation is failure theater for Democrats. Discuss. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG) ___ Disagree. It'f failure because guns rights is the one thing the GOP actually fights for. If/when the GOP inevitably folds, they will fail no more. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (OalnH) 447
@421
>> Buttigieg has been so useless as Secretary of Transportation that the department has run better in his absence. And it's terrible without him. The dude is laughing about people not being able to get Christmas presents. I mean, we've seen many dip shits inhabiting the feral government, this guy takes the cake. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (+yD6U) 448
Awesome painting. Would make a great Alestorm album cover.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2021 09:51 AM (VwHCD) ...or a beer label. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (AwYPR) 449
Operator, well, let's forget about this call
There's no one there I really wanted to talk to Thank you for your time Oh, you've been so much more than kind You can keep the dime Posted by: Jim C at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (7bRMQ) When I try to get through on the telephone to you, there will be nobody home. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (mZOHK) 450
Also here, from America's Frontline Doctors: https://tinyurl.com/8kupxyvy
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP) Thank you for both links. I shall read them this weekend. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (U7wke) 451
>...or a beer label.
Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (AwYPR) Let's Go Brandon IPA Posted by: Muad'dib at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (sjdRT) 452
"The dude is laughing about people not being able to get Christmas presents."
____ Good. Christmas is a relic of a white supremacist patriarchal society that needs to be abolished. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (OalnH) 453
An episiotomy can take a couple three weeks to fully heal.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (5Woea) Better stick to that bland diet. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (AwYPR) so jalapenos, this peppers, and buffalo wings are out then? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (8D42x) 454
Tom Cotton hits the nail on the head. Even if Buttigieg had been in the office every day, he's not competent enough at transportation to arrange a one-car funeral procession.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (RHGPo) 455
The operator says that's privileged information and it ain't no business of mine.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 *** They *told* me not to lose that number. But did I listen? Posted by: Rikki at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (/XOcP) 456
253 A British Conservative MP has just been stabbed to death at a constituency meeting [a 'townhall meeting"] in Leigh-on-Sea in Essex. More in a minute -- I've got to listen to an oral, TV report.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:13 AM (UHVv4) I remember when the Labour MP Jo Cox was killed ahead of the Brexit vote that all of the UK was in a furor, ready to blame all Brexiteers for the deed. They were hoping that the outpouring of sympathy would turn the tide in their direction. Not holding my breath for the same level of outrage in this case. Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (mdjgu) 457
I once watched a movie about a hurricane.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (5kh8A) 458
454 Tom Cotton hits the nail on the head. Even if Buttigieg had been in the office every day, he's not competent enough at transportation to arrange a one-car funeral procession.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (RHGPo) ___ Excuse me? Pete ran the 172nd largest city in the country. He is more than qualified. Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (OalnH) 459
When I try to get through on the telephone to you, there will be nobody home.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (mZOHK) Dave's not here man. Posted by: Chong at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (7bRMQ) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw) 461
He is better than OK. He is in Wisconsin.
"Is Wisconsin *REALLY* that bad?" - Alan Rickman, Dogma Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (ZGrMX) 462
It'f failure because guns rights is the one thing the GOP actually fights for. If/when the GOP inevitably folds, they will fail no more.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (OalnH) I agree. Gun Control is one of the lodestars of the Democrat/Progressive cabal. There are very few topics that get them as exercised as guns, and they are 100% dedicated to their banning. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (Q9lwr) Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (XHhHI) 464
446 Disagree. It'f failure because guns rights is the one thing the GOP actually fights for. If/when the GOP inevitably folds, they will fail no more.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (OalnH) ========== Or, Democratic leadership knows that gun confiscation is literally impossible, especially with the explosion in gun ownership over the past 13 years. And yet they still send out emails to their base, begging them for money to fight the NRA, knowing that gun confiscation will literally never happen. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (LvTSG) 465
JJ is taking his next seven birthdays off.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (5Woea) 466
@humorandanimals
this dog owner spent $400 to find out why his dog was limping only to learn he was copying him out of sympathy https://tinyurl.com/yfpp7lqr Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (cF8AT) 467
0118999...
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX) ------ Pennsylvania 6-5000 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 09:45 AM (zTIBG) 867-5309 Call me, maybe? Posted by: Jenny at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K) off my turf bitch... Posted by: Carley Rae Jepsen at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (8D42x) 468
Long distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee
Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call 'Cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall Posted by: Chuck Berry at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM (rk2/G) 470
hen I try to get through on the telephone to you, there will be nobody home.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (mZOHK) Dave's not here man. Posted by: Chong at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (7bRMQ) --- Roger that. Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (XHhHI) 471
Well technically 5 not 7. He doesn't work on Saturbirthday or Sunbirthday.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (5Woea) 472
An episiotomy can take a couple three weeks to fully heal.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (5Woea) Better stick to that bland diet. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (AwYPR) so jalapenos, this peppers, and buffalo wings are out then? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (8D42x) No Whoppers{/i]. Posted by: BignJames at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (AwYPR) 473
OT: a co-worker of mine is in the hospital. Her mother says only that she's "sick," no details. I don't work in the same office, so I hadn't seen her in a while, and had only connected via email. She's young, so I hope she's tough. (Mentally, she is, anyway. Very resilient.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP) Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (UHVv4) 475
You know,
God is not going to be pleased if you are using Him only as an excuse to not get jabbed. I've seen it go both ways. We are created in His image. Altering our DNA changes that. Also, the Mark of the Beast. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:57 AM (OCTRt) 476
so jalapenos, Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:54 AM (8D42x) fucking no edit function and autocucumber conspire to ruin me... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 09:58 AM (8D42x) 477
I will never apply for any exemption. My own refusal based on my sovereignty over my body
Fact is, I don't want to die of blood clots, stroke, or heart attack. I'll risk catching a cold. I actually finagled a card, but I decided I'm not going to use it. Not going to jump thru their hoops. Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (fFtVH) 478
>>> I once watched a movie about a hurricane.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (5kh8A) You can also listen to a song about hurricanes! Posted by: Scorpions at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (+Z1Gj) 479
@jasonrantz
Boeing workers in Everett, Wash. are expected to stage some kind of walkout at 8am this morning. Unclear how many will participate but the vaccine mandate announcement is not sitting well with them. Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (cF8AT) 480
You know, God is not going to be pleased if you are using Him only as an excuse to not get jabbed.
Promising to pray the Rosary daily or professing your faith fraudulently prolly isn't such a great idea if you're not going to follow through. Just sayin. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (W2Pud) I am Christian - Lutheran, technically - and my profession of faith will not be fraudulent. I may not attend church but I am a believer. Originally, my objection to the "vaccine" was based on the baby killing. As I have learned more, I am also unconvinced that they are safe. That, however, does not remove the original objection...merely adds concerns about any they come up with which don't use murdered children. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (U7wke) 481
this dog owner spent $400 to find out why his dog was limping only to learn he was copying him out of sympathy
https://tinyurl.com/yfpp7lqr Posted by: Tami I've seen that. We're not worthy. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (OCTRt) 482
So, I've been to two church meetings this week. The first was the First Communion parent meeting on Sunday which was predominantly women and masked with a breakout of Karenism that just kind of made me laugh.
Last night I went to the meeting of the Knights of Columbus where Monseigneur attended, and there was not a single mask in sight while everyone just acted normally. Interesting... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG) 483
I once watched a movie about a hurricane.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (5kh8A) You can also listen to a song about hurricanes! Posted by: Scorpions at October 15, 2021 09:59 AM (+Z1Gj) It helps prop your old ass up! Posted by: Old dude at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (hO6ha) 484
Some good news: a man in Kenya who confessed to killing a dozen children but then escaped custody has been
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (UHVv4) 485
this dog owner spent $400 to find out why his dog was limping only to learn he was copying him out of sympathy
https://tinyurl.com/yfpp7lqr Posted by: Tami * I've seen that. We're not worthy. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 *** Though I hate to admit it, I doubt my cats would ever do such a thing. They'd be all, "Why are you so slow? C'mon, man, play with us! Don't be a slacker! When's dinner?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP) 486
Disagree. It'f failure because guns rights is the one thing the GOP actually fights for. If/when the GOP inevitably folds, they will fail no more.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Let's Go Brandon at October 15, 2021 09:52 AM (OalnH) ------- That's not true. Trump pushed gun control. The NRA brought about the Gun Control Act of 1968. Saying that the GOP fights for gun control is completely false. "Take the guns first....due process second" DJT Ban bumpstocks - DJT Ban Honeybadger - DJT Where in any of that, is "fighting for gun rights?" Posted by: Dropkick That Cox Zucker at October 15, 2021 10:02 AM (hOaYm) 487
424 What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (+Z1Gj) --------- Taking a week off to celebrate his birthday Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at October 15, 2021 10:02 AM (6nJKY) 488
The thing with McCabe is partly why as soon as my job hands down the mandate I am giving them the finger. I am responsible for half their revenue too, so if they think it's not going to hurt...
Good and hard. Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 15, 2021 10:02 AM (hQVBP) 489
I once watched a movie about a hurricane.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2021 09:55 AM (5kh8A) Just one movie? Posted by: Sharknado 1 - 6 at October 15, 2021 10:02 AM (4I/2K) 490
The Biden Administration: The LARP Administration.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2021 10:03 AM (XHhHI) 491
Well, you only turn 29 once you know!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4) 492
Ara Sefton nani?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (/1dQ8) 493
What's the *Sans Sefton in the sidebar about? Did something happen to J.J?
Posted by: banana Dream Scoping out new digs in fucking Wisconsin. Apologies Grammie. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt) 494
I foresee supply chain issues.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (vN+oL) 495
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
Most women are unbalanced, emotional and illogical? Is that what you are trying to say ?? Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (i94at) 496
Hold hands and hold on tight, boys- we've got to keep this fucker alive.
Posted by: Bill Clinton's Syphilitic Spirochetes at October 15, 2021 10:05 AM (fFtVH) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2021 10:05 AM (IMmgC) 498
Ara Sefton nani?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (/1dQ ------- Me John, Big Tree. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 10:05 AM (zTIBG) 499
A federal grand jury in the Northern District of Texas returned an indictment today charging a former Chief Technical Pilot for The Boeing Company (Boeing) with deceiving the Federal Aviation Administration's Aircraft Evaluation Group (FAA AEG) in connection with the FAA AEG's evaluation of Boeing's 737 MAX airplane, and scheming to defraud Boeing's U.S.-based airline customers to obtain tens of millions of dollars for Boeing.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2021 10:06 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: t-bird at October 15, 2021 10:06 AM (pbStR) 501
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
Most women are unbalanced, emotional and illogical? Is that what you are trying to say ?? Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (i94at) Caution Captain, I sense hostility. Posted by: Counselor Troi at October 15, 2021 10:06 AM (4I/2K) 502
867-5309
Call me, maybe? Posted by: Jenny at October 15, 2021 09:46 AM (4I/2K) off my turf bitch... Posted by: Carley Rae Jepsen at October 15, 2021 09:56 AM Never cross the memes. It would be bad. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK) 503
Most women are unbalanced, emotional and illogical? Is that what you are trying to say ??
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (i94at) Caution Captain, I sense hostility. Posted by: Counselor Troi Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (OCTRt) 504
Yeah, I'm sure saying "don't comment on my body" on Twitter will be highly effective.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (UuD2k) 505
Or, Democratic leadership knows that gun confiscation is literally impossible, especially with the explosion in gun ownership over the past 13 years.
And yet they still send out emails to their base, begging them for money to fight the NRA, knowing that gun confiscation will literally never happen. Posted by: TheJamesMadison I guarantee you that all purchases of ammo in the past 6 to 10 years have been data logged and tied to owners. /blackpilled_off Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (1t5dY) 506
My highly ecumenical Ministry is open to believers in all faith traditions, but one belief we all share in common is that the COVID-19 vaccine is FORBIDDEN. Like spiders above the flame, we are but sinners in the hands of an angry G-d, and COVD-19 is a manifestation of His wrath. A cheap obviation like the vaccine will not fool the Lord, but will engender MOAR WRATH. And mandating believers to take it is an abomination against G-d and against man, who is made in His image. End of story. Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (cTqLg) 507
502 Never cross the memes. It would be bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK) ========== But, what if we're facing a Sumerian shape-shifting god of destruction? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (LvTSG) 508
The idiots who propose stuff like this (if serious) understand neither anatomy or biology.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea) Unfortunately the willing fools who go along with this nonsense are led by very capable operatives whose goal is the blurring of every line separating men and women. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (Q9lwr) 509
Never cross the memes. It would be bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK) ------ I'm fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (zTIBG) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (IMmgC) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (/1dQ8) 512
My objection to the vaccine is because I flat out dont trust you, don't like you, and honestly (outside of my obligation to God), don't particularly care about liberal existence, as they have made it clear....they have every intention of running every aspect of my life....that of they did get Covid, making them less intrusive in the lives of others....that's a total f..king win for everyone.
In short... I will go to my grave not heeding their unsound and politically motivated (and not "intellectually superior" advice - as they deem themselves to be). Liberals are lower than toe jam....decidely so...because they're capable of speech. Toe jam on the other hand....sits their in its own stench, without trying to spread it. Posted by: Dropkick That Cox Zucker at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (hOaYm) 513
I never really paid attention but the Rock You Like a Hurricane song is pretty screwed up if you pay attention to the lyrics. Normal for big hair rock of the time.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (+Z1Gj) 514
"I'm sorry. TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone, was suddenly called away. Leave a message at the beep."
Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (rk2/G) Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (cF8AT) 516
503 Most women are unbalanced, emotional and illogical? Is that what you are trying to say ??
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (i94at) I believe he meant to say "a great many women". There. That makes it better. Posted by: jwest at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (/BlEx) 517
Never cross the memes. It would be bad. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 *** Obligatory: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Bad how?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP) 518
Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they all hate each other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (UuD2k) 519
You know, God is not going to be pleased if you are using Him only as an excuse to not get jabbed.
Just sayin. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2021 09:44 AM (W2Pud) If somebody is that convinced that taking a jab could be a personal life or death decision - you really expect them to take "death" out of some self-expression of lack of purity ? Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (P6+is) 520
>>>>>>When I try to get through on the telephone to you, there will be nobody home.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 15, 2021 09:53 AM (mZOHK) I haven't seen your nic in a while. I was being a total sick on a thread years ago and you tore me a new one. Ever since then I've tried to be nicer here. It was a good lesson. Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (QCc6B) 521
Never cross the memes. It would be bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 *** Obligatory: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Bad how?" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP) I crossed the memes Ray. Posted by: Quint at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (CJtAX) 522
Never cross the memes. It would be bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK) define bad, like our atoms explosively moving in random directions at exponential speed or our minds getting more twisted as we attempt to determine the original intent of the meme? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (8D42x) 523
Morning.
That boat is some kind of metaphor. I feel this to be true. Is it a metaphor for the current state of society? My love life? Who knows. Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (yVPHG) 524
Ray's gone bye bye
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (/1dQ8) 525
Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they all hate each other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe If the world's two richest men (Gates/Bezos) couldn't keep their wives happy, what chance do you think you have? Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt) 526
our minds getting more twisted as we attempt to determine the original intent of the meme?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (8D42x) ++++ That one, and for long periods of time. Wanna know what happens when conversation threads here successfully cross and hybridize? Surprise anal otters. That's what happens. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (DU+/6) 527
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Bad how?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP) Think, "Desire Projects." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (Q9lwr) 528
The idiots who propose stuff like this (if serious) understand neither anatomy or biology.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 15, 2021 09:49 AM (5Woea) Unfortunately the willing fools who go along with this nonsense are led by very capable operatives whose goal is the blurring of every line separating men and women. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (Q9lwr) ================== Part of the problem is there is now a "professional class" of such people, whose livelihoods ride on inculcating this crap, and will fight for it because their leisure-class sensibilities rides on it. I was struck by this recently when Merrick Garland got himself into school board arguments, the fool, and it then emerged his son-in-law supports Garland's daughter with this stuff. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (4Wy4M) 529
387 Did the Booty-Judges adopt or did they uhm, provide the seed for the baby?
__________ They purchased. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (k4dH2) 530
Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they all hate each other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe If the world's two richest men (Gates/Bezos) couldn't keep their wives happy, what chance do you think you have? Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt) never forget, no matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (8D42x) 531
>>> Most women are unbalanced, emotional and illogical? Is that what you are trying to say ??
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2021 10:04 AM (i94at) I believe he meant to say "a great many women". There. That makes it better. Posted by: jwest at October 15, 2021 10:09 AM (/BlEx) You just need to tell them to calm down then. Problem solved. Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (+Z1Gj) 532
My objection to the vaccination is because fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (prSvo) 533
I am responsible for half their revenue too, so if they think it's not going to hurt...
When I left a contracting job over compensation, I was told in my exit interview that "anyone is replaceable". Nice, huh? At the time, I had authored significant new development projects for half a dozen clients. My footprint was all over those babies. Got a call 3 weeks later begging me to reconsider. Eff U. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (Xrfse) 534
Apparently Alaska has a BOLO out for a gang of fresh water otters that are attacking dogs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (/1dQ8) 535
If the world's two richest men (Gates/Bezos) couldn't keep their wives happy, what chance do you think you have?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt) I'm in the marriage sweet spot... Rich enough to keep the wife happy but not so rich that she can leave and have as good a lifestyle on her own. Posted by: jwest at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (/BlEx) 536
Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they all hate each other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe If the world's two richest men (Gates/Bezos) couldn't keep their wives happy, what chance do you think you have? Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2021 10:11 AM (OCTRt) The Man Store is undefeated. Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (4I/2K) 537
our minds getting more twisted as we attempt to determine the original intent of the meme?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:10 AM (8D42x) ++++ That one, and for long periods of time. Wanna know what happens when conversation threads here successfully cross and hybridize? Surprise anal otters. That's what happens. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (DU+/6) lol, good one Joe. Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (8D42x) 538
Stevie Wonder and Guns n Roses make a surprisingly tight mash up! Good guitar work.
https://tinyurl.com/5anfrz38 Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (4Wy4M) 539
You just need to tell them to calm down then. Problem solved.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (+Z1Gj) ------ And have them make you a sammich. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (zTIBG) 540
532 My objection to the vaccination is because fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at October 15, 2021 10:13 AM (prSvo) ------ FUCKIN SOLID Posted by: Dropkick That Cox Zucker at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (hOaYm) 541
Butt-plug got a 2 for 1 deal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (/1dQ8) 542
Now this is art. Great choice.
Posted by: Eli Cash at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (78hnn) 543
A woman's mind is as a bag full of cats; who can comprehend it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (II3Gr) 544
Appropriate
Posted by: Gonzotx at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (U/CJZ) 545
*Doesn't look wrecked yet. Maybe Shipwrecking would be more appropriate?*
Red Turban: you're looking in the wrong place. There's *two* ships in the picture: Enlarge it, then look in the foreground. Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (YBoI4) 546
543 A woman's mind is as a bag full of cats; who can comprehend it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (II3Gr) ======== You speak as though you've been through an unpleasant separation with a woman. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG) 547
531 You just need to tell them to calm down then. Problem solved.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (+Z1Gj) And, specifically, to calm . . . their . . . Posted by: m at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (rk2/G) 548
If somebody is that convinced that taking a jab could be a personal life or death decision - you really expect them to take "death" out of some self-expression of lack of purity ?
Posted by: Working for Peanuts Sad story in Seattle. A mother of two wanting to be part of her kids school got jabbed- went against hef intuition, and died from the shots. Jessica Berg Wilson. Mid 30s mom. RIP Posted by: Rex B at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (SDLkS) 549
A woman's mind is as a bag full of cats; who can comprehend it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at October 15, 2021 10:14 AM (II3Gr) ======== You speak as though you've been through an unpleasant separation with a woman. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in the West with Leone at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG) ba of cats seems calmer... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (8D42x) 550
>>> Did the Booty-Judges adopt or did they uhm, provide the seed for the baby?
__________ They purchased. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (k4dH2) He segmented himself symmetrically to asexually reproduced. Like a tapeworm. Fascinating. Posted by: Spock with one eyebrow raised at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (+Z1Gj) 551
I think we all assume the dog walking with a limp is doing it out of sympathy but I have not ruled out the possibility that the dog is mocking its owner.
Subservient creature, my ass. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2021 10:15 AM (KbCG3) 552
531 You just need to tell them to calm down then. Problem solved.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:12 AM (+Z1Gj) But first.... Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (dfRN6) Posted by: banana Dream at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (+Z1Gj) 554
Part of the problem is there is now a "professional class" of such people, whose livelihoods ride on inculcating this crap, and will fight for it because their leisure-class sensibilities rides on it.
Surviving in the "professional class" means surviving in a bureaucracy. One doesn't survive long by criticizing against the bureaucracy. What we're seeing, over and over and over again, is that the "professional class" - and Hell, I'm technically one of them - is not composed of independent thinkers. They're moderately trained lemmings, mostly lacking in any kind of analytical skills, following their particular professional organizations. This will not end well. Posted by: Working for Peanuts at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (P6+is) 555
Never cross the memes. It would be bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 15, 2021 10:07 AM (m+jkK) ------ I'm fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 15, 2021 10:08 AM (zTIBG) Bad what, like a bad clown? Like I'm here to make bad balloon animals for you? Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (P4LRL) 556
Tell her she looks cute when mad. Then move in for a fondle.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Intermittent Faster, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (4I/2K) 557
Nice, huh? At the time, I had authored significant new development projects for half a dozen clients. My footprint was all over those babies. Got a call 3 weeks later begging me to reconsider. Eff U.
********** Another moron mentioned the pareto principle, where 20% of the workforce do 80% of the work I think? Guess what happens when you fire the 20% that does the actual work leaving the 80% compliant vaccinated with their thumbs up their asses. Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 15, 2021 10:17 AM (hQVBP) 558
Teen Vogue has introduced the latest way to refer to those icky people with boobs and stuff: "Non-prostate owners". I guess trannies *really* hate actual women.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 15, 2021 10:17 AM (ZGrMX) 559
Bad what, like a bad clown? Like I'm here to make bad balloon animals for you?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2021 10:16 AM (P4LRL) ------ Hahahhahahaha Posted by: Dropkick That Cox Zucker at October 15, 2021 10:17 AM (hOaYm) 560
Noodus simianus major
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 15, 2021 10:17 AM (/XOcP) 561
nood ape
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Greetings:
Is religion really free if you have to explain it to some authority ??? Such seems to imply that someone else is in charge. On the other hand, if a man declares he is a woman, there can be no questioning ??? Posted by: 11B40 at October 15, 2021 10:18 AM (uuklp) 563
@thmsm74 1m
Scheller, Marine who criticized Afghanistan withdrawal, sentenced to reprimand, forfeiture of $5K in pay https://tinyurl.com/ye8dq7a4 Posted by: Tami at October 15, 2021 10:18 AM (cF8AT) 564
Willowed: Remember TFG being interviewed to say that if a tax cut yielded an increase it tax revenue. it was still wrong to do it?
I'm too lazy to look it up, but as I recall what he said was something along the lines that even if tax revenues go down as a result of high tax rates, it's "the right thing to do." Agreed, they don't think in terms of revenue per se. As long ago as the 1940s they publicly admitted as such, stating that with a printing press, strictly speaking, they don't need to tax anybody. It's about punishment, or something. That's where the JEF was coming from. It's just "fair" to tax some people, because reasons, or something. They don't need the money, but they want to fuck with people who work for a living, I guess. Posted by: Common Tater at October 15, 2021 10:18 AM (AV9yQ) 565
his dog owner spent $400 to find out why his dog was limping only to learn he was copying him out of sympathy
*** Though I hate to admit it, I doubt my cats would ever do such a thing. They'd be all, "Why are you so slow? C'mon, man, play with us! Don't be a slacker! When's dinner?" More like "He's weakened - now's our chance! Jump on the counter and take the turkey - he won't be able to catch us!" Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at October 15, 2021 10:19 AM (HdAVX) 566
"What we're seeing, over and over and over again, is that the "professional class" - and Hell, I'm technically one of them - is not composed of independent thinkers. They're moderately trained lemmings, mostly lacking in any kind of analytical skills, following their particular professional organizations."
Please refer to us as experts, you peasant. Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 15, 2021 10:19 AM (H6bGV) 567
Also here in Oregon. Just found out last week theres a network of rouge parents ready to set up a home school network when our kids private Catholic school eventually forces the clot shot on 5 year olds. Also have a plan for shtf, its a very simple plan.
Posted by: KarlHungus at October 15, 2021 10:34 AM (zB2xb) 568
@566 they are tax cattle for the new globalist world order
Posted by: KarlHungus at October 15, 2021 10:35 AM (zB2xb) 569
Eagles trade Zack Ertz
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 15, 2021 10:50 AM (RHGPo) 570
The late show, with Joe Biden: The president on average is more than 20 minutes tardy for his events
Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at October 15, 2021 10:51 AM (RHGPo) 571
THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED,IF NOT FOR THE CORAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST
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