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Mid-Morning Art Thread [Kris]

Vettriano consequence.jpg

Letter Of Consequence
Jack Vettriano

The artist revisited this theme several times, reworking the subject and composition. Each one redirected my focus, interpretation, or feelings about the piece. This is the version I liked best. The tight framing, simple composition, dark lighting and limited colors evoked a very specific mood.

This well-dressed, late middle-aged man has received a letter. As he reads it, his face darkens. His expression freezes. His brows knit. Because his suit blends into the black of the wall, we don’t notice that he’s leaning against the wall, at first. His need for support is a subtle hint at the heaviness of the message in the letter. The title already clues the viewer in on this, and his pose adds to this interpretation.

While the man fills the right half of the work, the left is empty space, but not really. The space is filled with light (a dim light, but still) and color. The color is a deep wine criss-crossed by thin, black diagonals. The composition is predominantly vertical and horizontal, so these diagonals break this up. They also conflict with them, which, to me, may symbolize or hint at the emotions within in the man. The diagonals also give the wall a classy texture that emphasizes the man’s dress and style. The wine color also adds to this sense of sophistication and is my favorite part of the work.

The wine is also a nice muted contrast to the dominant black. It is lighter, obviously, but not so light or so intense that it’s distracting. The red-purple creates a background and frame, allowing my eye to focus on the man’s face. Imagine if the background were all black. The details in the man’s face would blend together and get lost in the void. It’d be harder to read his expression. The wine is the perfect blend of light and dark to view the face.

The whole scene is dimly lit by the gold light in the top left. This color is the most intense so it must be kept to a small area. It highlights the face and the color matches his skin tone, drawing my attention back to it, and to him.

The way this work is cropped, I feel as though I am looking at this man through a window or door. He wants to be alone and picked this dark, quiet corner to read this letter. I like how the colors lighten as your eye ascends the painting but its “feel” gets heavier. The abstract blackness forms into a solid shape, and by the time the eye reaches the face, the expression is definite and concrete. This painting looks like a scene from a noir movie. There’s a story here and I want to know more.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Mafia-esque

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I see little point for this.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Those warranty warnings are pretty consequential.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

5 Don't make eye contact...

Don't make eye contact...

*Muzak plays in background

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at September 29, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)

6 He just got a letter that his car warranty is going to expire

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 29, 2021 08:32 AM (Kd5Vh)

7 "Dear John..."

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)

8 Off pederast sock

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 29, 2021 08:32 AM (w9Wax)

9 5 Don't make eye contact...

Don't make eye contact...

*Muzak plays in background
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at September 29, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)

========

*farts loudly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)

10 "The gal you love is dead"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2021 08:32 AM (Y5qcH)

11 When in the course of human events. . .
-- No, that's not it.

Is this a knife before me, the handle towards my hand?
- Nah

Bread, milk, eggs, bacon, coffee, fixings for chili.
-- THAT'S IT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (mD/uy)

12 Well, it sure as Hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (o2MD2)

13 Chinese Man in Elevator. Do not like at all.

Posted by: Ziba at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (S1hrL)

14 This painting looks like a scene from a noir movie. There's a story here and I want to know more.
++++
A mob movie. He's getting bad news. The numbers aren't producing, or the bootlegging. I don't think it's catastrophic news - like a war being started by a rival family - because he doesn't look bad. He just looks severe but not pleased, so I suspect it's a problem with an overly-ambitious lieutenant or a disruption in their operations or profitability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (q+25M)

15 Well shit, the mother in law is coming to live with us

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (Kd5Vh)

16 Thanks Kris. Still, picture is kind of meh.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (45fpk)

17 Bad news.

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (yEBFM)

18 It reads....'You're not the father!!!'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (3D/fK)

19 Bread
Milk
Eggs
Bacon
Yogurt
Tampons

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (O6tY8)

20 Kris-
you have a gift for making a painting interesting. That is not to say this one isn't, because I think it is, but your explanations always help. Have you considered used car sales?

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (ZsR3z)

21 I don't think it's a love letter...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (oEn12)

22 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)

23 thanks Kris

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)

24 Johnny the loan shark's bad, no good, awful day...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (6Je/Q)

25 This painting reminds me of work by Edward Hopper. Office At Night (a previous Art Thread work) was one of the first things I thought of when I saw this Vettriano piece.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (hErX5)

26 The warranty on your car has expired.

Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (88xKn)

27 I see the elevator comment has been made.

Think I'll take off for a while.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (2JVJo)

28

"I want you to use all your powers, all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him like this.

Sincerely,

V. Corleone"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (s2VJv)

29 Good news. Joe Biden is coming to help you!

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (ZsR3z)

30 Guy looks like a mobster who just got a summons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (o2MD2)

31 I don't know where you'd hang this. At the post office?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)

32 "Hope you liked the horse head." XOXO, Vito.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, FJB at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (PiwSw)

33 Nice explanation Kris

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (oEn12)

34 It's the black spot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

35 How the Box Tops came up with their hit song idea....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (6Je/Q)

36 Dear Sir,

We regret to inform you that there is a sniper on the other side of this painting.

Please take cover now.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (weGKL)

37 The wine is also a nice muted contrast to the dominant black. It is lighter, obviously, but not so light or so intense that it's distracting.
++++
I don't see wine. What am I missing? Is it a reference to the burgundy color?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (q+25M)

38 >>Nice explanation Kris


I don't get this at all. It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (O6tY8)

39
"Dear Dad,

I've decided to switch my major to journalism..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (I+dlG)

40 Michael Corleone just made an offer you can't refuse.

Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (88xKn)

41 Alt Title :

Booth or Table?

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (O6tY8)

42 This is me with my kids' latest college tuition bill.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (dfRN6)

43 Me looking at my brokerage accounts from yesterday!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (hOUT3)

44 "The way this work is cropped, I feel as though I am looking at this man through a window or door."

He's in an elevator. The note is a past-due elevator repair bill from Otis.

Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (qpX6U)

45 39
"Dear Dad,

I've decided to switch my major to journalism..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (I+dlG)


Or to change sexes. Same difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (s2VJv)

46 22 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I was thinking an old fashioned club

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (oEn12)

47 Greeting. You are hereby ordered to report for induction into the ARMED FORCES of the UNITED STATES, and to report at . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (mD/uy)

48 I really like it too

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (cG89W)

49 40 Michael Corleone just made an offer you can't refuse.
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (88xKn)


@ comment 28

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (s2VJv)

50 " Thought bubble"... why's it so damned dark in this freaking hotel"?????

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (6Je/Q)

51 >>> 39
"Dear Dad,

I've decided to switch my major to journalism..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (I+dlG)

Dad, I wanna be a hairdresser when I grow up.

Posted by: Binkley at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (ACi07)

52 20 Kris-
you have a gift for making a painting interesting. That is not to say this one isn't, because I think it is, but your explanations always help. Have you considered used car sales?
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (ZsR3z)

It'd have to be a used Wrangler dealer.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (OyyDO)

53 I don't get this at all. It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (O6tY

Well, it's no "Take the Money and Run", that's for sure

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (oEn12)

54 Googleing Jack you'll find a lot of 50shades themed paintings if that's your wont.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (0E/yM)

55 Btw free coffee at Wawa today

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 08:38 AM (oEn12)

56
You have one week to get the vaccine or your fired.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

57 18 It reads....'You're not the father!!!'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (3D/fK)

------------------------

... 'but you'll still pay child support!'

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (CAJOC)

58 It'd have to be a used Wrangler dealer.
Posted by: Kris

You're going to sell worn out jeans?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (mD/uy)

59 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)



Close enough.....


https://youtu.be/-GZi4LGPQsE?t=22

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Yay Kris

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:40 AM (y7DUB)

61 "It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique."

When I go to see art, I love to LOL at stuff that other people take so seriously. Amusement and mockery are valid art criticism also.

Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at September 29, 2021 08:40 AM (qpX6U)

62 The note says call " Jenny"... 867-5309....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:40 AM (6Je/Q)

63 Dear sir.

You have 2 days to comply with the vaccine mandate or we'll come for your wife and children.


Thanks!

The Biden's

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

64 He is wondering how he will have to kill his best friend without him having to feel anything.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 29, 2021 08:41 AM (cG89W)

65 Sell me a ticket for that airplane

I ain't got time to take a fast train

Lonely days are gone I'm coming home

My baby wrote me a letter

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)

66 37 The wine is also a nice muted contrast to the dominant black. It is lighter, obviously, but not so light or so intense that it's distracting.
++++
I don't see wine. What am I missing? Is it a reference to the burgundy color?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (q+25M)

Yeah, the background color. Sorry. It sounded clearer in my head, I guess.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:41 AM (OyyDO)

67 65 Sell me a ticket for that airplane

I ain't got time to take a fast train

Lonely days are gone I'm coming home

My baby wrote me a letter
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)


Yay!!! Someone else!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:42 AM (6Je/Q)

68 I don't always appreciate the subject, but I do appreciate the artist's skill at rendering his vision in media. That is, if said skill is in evidence.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 08:42 AM (o2MD2)

69 He's beginning to wonder whether killing that German courier just so he could fence a couple letters of transit was such a hot idea.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 08:42 AM (dfRN6)

70 Permit we talk please is urgent, is about Mrs. Anna.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:42 AM (yrol0)

71 From the look on his face, I am assuming he didn't hit the powerball number.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (O6tY8)

72
Yeah, the background color. Sorry. It sounded clearer in my head, I guess.
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:41 AM (OyyDO)



Because your art head is on a completely different level than the rest of us.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Hello, In respect to your page via LinkedIn, I wish to discuss a resourceful business proposal with you.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (yrol0)

74 39
"Dear Dad,

I've decided to switch my major to journalism..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 08:37 AM (I+dlG)

"Dear Dad,

I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (OyyDO)

75 Looks like he's in the sleeper of a 1985 Kenworth.

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (dynG0)

76 My Baby, she wrote me a letter...
(done already?)

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (yFOIQ)

77 "It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique."

When I go to see art, I love to LOL at stuff that other people take so seriously. Amusement and mockery are valid art criticism also.


I suspect most of us are in that camp. That's why it's nice when someone does it without the useless cant and posturing. Thus, I would change your statement to "It's quite helpful, unlike most art critique.".

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (ZsR3z)

78 HOA Violation Notice

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (4I/2K)

79 Annie is NOT OK.

I repeat, Annie is NOT OK.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

80 74 "Dear Dad,

I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (OyyDO)

========

"Dear Dad,
I've decided to drop out of college. Instead, I want to invest the money with a nice man named Bernie Madoff."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:44 AM (LvTSG)

81 >>Looks like he's in the sleeper of a 1985 Kenworth.


Either this guy is a trucker or a dead native american hooker.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:44 AM (O6tY8)

82 Bovine Semen Collector>Art Historian....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:44 AM (6Je/Q)

83 Your test results are in.

You have VD.

Everyone you've had relations with should be notified.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

84 Hello ,I'm Mr.Louis Orleans from London I have an important and lucrative business of £ 12,600,000.00 to discuss with you.I shall send you more details as soon as you reply

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)

85 I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (OyyDO)

Fuck me runnin', Kill me now!

Posted by: Kris's Dad at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (o2MD2)

86 "Dear John, sorry it could not last. All my love, George."

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (qREJU)

87 "Dear Dad,

I've decided to switch to...Caitlyn."

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (DMQdU)

88 Customer states: Engine making funny noise when turning left.

Estimate Notes:
Vehicle unsafe to drive as is.
Steering Gear remove and replace.
4 wheel alignment.
New rack and pinion.
Replace power steering fluid.

Repair total estimate: $1950.00

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (mD/uy)

89 "Dear Dad,

I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."
Posted by: Kris at Septe

Nah. That would just be exasperation about career prospects. I try to think what's behind the look on that face and I come up with "well, I'm cutting him out of the will."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (I+dlG)

90 58 It'd have to be a used Wrangler dealer.
Posted by: Kris

You're going to sell worn out jeans?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (mD/uy)

Have you seen how much the rich kids are paying for ripped-up jeans?

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (OyyDO)

91 .....this message will self destruct in 15 seconds.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

92 "Dear Dad,

I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (OyyDO)

Dear Kris

The checks not in the mail!

Posted by: Kris Dad! at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)

93 Dear Dad,

I am switching majors. I'm going into art history."
Posted by: Kris

Even worse:

Dad?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (mD/uy)

94 Dear sir,

In two weeks the Maricopa audit will change everything.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (aWfmt)

95 " Dear Dad, I've decided to concentrate on becoming a Twitter Influencer"....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (6Je/Q)

96 A hard-hitting picture. Really captures a moment.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (DMQdU)

97 The IRS requires you to report to the Federal building in Chicago to discuss discrepancies in your income tax return.

Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (88xKn)

98
"Greetings..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (/U27+)

99
Have you seen how much the rich kids are paying for ripped-up jeans?
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:46 AM (OyyDO)


Late 80's, my brother had a pair of jeans that he'd wore during a battery acid incident one summer. Needless to say, the jeans were quite full of holes after several washes.

Some girl offered him $$$ on the spot for his pants. "I've got short in the car you can wear home."

He sold them.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

100 I love these write-ups on the art work pictured. They teach so much about how to look at a painting.

Thank.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (XmW6T)

101 >>A hard-hitting picture. Really captures a moment.


Unlike the rug, it doesn't really add to the cohesion of the room though.

Posted by: Jeff lebowski at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (O6tY8)

102 Dear Dad

I decided on becoming a Christian Members Only content creator!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

103 Your test results are in.

You have VD.

Everyone you've had relations with should be notified.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

*opens registered letter*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (RQaUp)

104 He is reading his margin call.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 08:49 AM (tiR3O)

105 Hadrian see 47.

Pedantic point - there's no 's'.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:49 AM (mD/uy)

106
"... You're NOT the father!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 08:49 AM (/U27+)

107 4 - Across : A Three Letter Word for 'Friend'...

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (O6tY8)

108 97 The IRS requires you to report to the Federal building in Chicago to discuss discrepancies in your income tax return.
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (88xKn)

I got that letter yesterday. I guess a stock sell I had made about 13k more than I declared.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)

109 Based on the wall texture and low ceiling I think he may be in an elevator. One of the really nice ones that came after the open cage style.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (1lKRm)

110 Hey, YD, how you feeling today? Still on the downswing or leveling off?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (KISI+)

111 Some girl offered him $$$ on the spot for his pants. "I've got short in the car you can wear home."

He sold them.....
Posted by: Sponge

So the girl got in his pants.

Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (mD/uy)

112 Late 80's, my brother had a pair of jeans that he'd wore during a battery acid incident one summer. Needless to say, the jeans were quite full of holes after several washes.

Some girl offered him $$$ on the spot for his pants. "I've got short in the car you can wear home."

He sold them.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

---------------------------

So you're saying they were literally acid wash jeans?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (CAJOC)

113 The IRS requires you to report to the Federal building in Chicago Cincinnati to discuss discrepancies in your income tax return.

Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (88xKn)

His goose is cooked.

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (AwYPR)

114 106
"... You're NOT the father!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2021 08:49 AM (/U27+)

" And you waited 20 years to tell me this???

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (6Je/Q)

115 >>Based on the wall texture and low ceiling I think he may be in an elevator.


He's waiting for a Booth at Bennigan's.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (O6tY8)

116 Dear Sir,
You gave me a STD.

Signed,
Frank Luntz

Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (dynG0)

117 I got that letter yesterday. I guess a stock sell I had made about 13k more than I declared.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)
++++
I hate that letter. I've gotten it twice and the IRS was wrong both time because the stock platform sent the wrong cost basis information. It did generate plenty of paperwork, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:51 AM (KISI+)

118 Some girl offered him $$$ on the spot for his pants. "I've got short in the car you can wear home."

He sold them.....
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
+++++
As would I, but not before a statement along the lines of, "you're offering to pay me to get into your shorts?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:51 AM (KISI+)

119 108 97 The IRS requires you to report to the Federal building in Chicago to discuss discrepancies in your income tax return.
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2021 08:47 AM (88xKn)

I got that letter yesterday. I guess a stock sell I had made about 13k more than I declared.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)


They'll ask you for a kidney now, you know....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:51 AM (6Je/Q)

120 Stunning colors.

https://tinyurl.com/dcub8etm

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 08:52 AM (o2MD2)

121 'And I was only 13 years old, Mr President.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 08:52 AM (0OP+5)

122 Luke

You tried to bang your sister!

Posted by: D Vader at September 29, 2021 08:53 AM (yrol0)

123 83 Your test results are in.

You have VD.

Everyone you've had relations with should be notified.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 29, 2021 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

----------------------------

And he's sad because he's realized he doesn't have to notify anyone...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:53 AM (CAJOC)

124 Jack Vettriano! I love his work and have a print of one of his paintings, not this one, on my wall. On my bookshelf is a copy of a large-format book of his paintings. Film noir in paint!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:53 AM (c6xtn)

125 His rich uncle died and left everything to the humane society.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (xopIz)

126 Greetings,

Please, do accept my sincere apologies if this email does not suit your business or personal ethic. My name is Johnson Williams, I am a financial consultants. I am contacting you in respect of my late clients fund valued $74 Million USD. The deceased deposited the funds in the vaults of financial institution without next of kin and there is a risk of losing funds to the State if the beneficiary is not provided soon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)

127 123
And he's sad because he's realized he doesn't have to notify anyone...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:53 AM (CAJOC)

========

It was just that one hooker down in New Orleans.

At least she looked like Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (LvTSG)

128 124 Jack Vettriano! I love his work and have a print of one of his paintings, not this one, on my wall. On my bookshelf is a copy of a large-format book of his paintings. Film noir in paint!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:53 AM (c6xtn)


So... no trees then?

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (6Je/Q)

129 'And I was only 13 years old, Mr President.'
Posted by: Eromero

Love, Lori Mattix

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (mD/uy)

130 The subject of the painting looks somewhat Asian. He needs to wash his hair.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2021 08:55 AM (ezH4j)

131 Dear Dad,
When I said in my last letter that I was really getting into soccer, I hope you realized that was a euphemism.
I'd like to come home this weekend and discuss something with you. I'll be bringing along my new friend, Neal.

Posted by: Wally at September 29, 2021 08:55 AM (FJYfm)

132 It's a shopping list from several months ago.

"Why in the fuck did I want chicken gizzards?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2021 08:55 AM (BFigT)

133 Dear Dad

I will be able to enclose additional funds next week as I was promised a blow job!

Posted by: Navan at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (yrol0)

134 A sternly worded letter from Grassley?

Why worry?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (KJZ3H)

135 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021


***
Yes -- or maybe in an alcove at a restaurant or bar, or even a theatre.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (c6xtn)

136 126 Greetings,

Please, do accept my sincere apologies if this email does not suit your business or personal ethic. My name is Johnson Williams, I am a financial consultants. I am contacting you in respect of my late clients fund valued $74 Million USD. The deceased deposited the funds in the vaults of financial institution without next of kin and there is a risk of losing funds to the State if the beneficiary is not provided soon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)

--------------------

Please remit $1000 USD at your earliest convenience to cover all modalities.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (CAJOC)

137 Dear Vinnie,
Leave the gun; take the cannolis.
Yours truly,
Guido

Posted by: red speck at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (gS3OW)

138 58 It'd have to be a used Wrangler dealer.
Posted by: Kris

You're going to sell worn out jeans?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 08:39 AM (mD/uy)

Yeah. The colors are great here. They attracted me first, and then the cropping. It feels like a movie scene.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (OyyDO)

139 Seems like it might make a good cover for a novel.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (1lKRm)

140 Dear Kim

This is your very very sternly worded letter of final warning.

Posted by: Hans Blix at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (yrol0)

141 It was just that one hooker down in New Orleans.

At least she looked like Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 08:54 AM (LvTSG)

So, once upon a time?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (dfRN6)

142 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021

***
Yes -- or maybe in an alcove at a restaurant or bar, or even a theatre.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (c6xtn)

It looks like the Confessional from the church I attended as a child

Posted by: Wally at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (FJYfm)

143 > It looks as though the man is in an elevator.

I thought much the same thing. I think it was in San Francisco about 20 years ago... a hotel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (BFigT)

144 139 Seems like it might make a good cover for a novel.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (1lKRm)

Be great for the SciFi noir genre...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (6Je/Q)

145 135 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021


***
Yes -- or maybe in an alcove at a restaurant or bar, or even a theatre.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (c6xtn)

-----------------------

Peep show booth at the local burlesque

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (CAJOC)

146 >>> 140 Dear Kim

This is your very very sternly worded letter of final warning.
Posted by: Hans Blix at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (yrol0)

How do you want to be perceived by the international community???

Posted by: Hans Blix at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (ACi07)

147 Yes -- or maybe in an alcove at a restaurant or bar, or even a theatre.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (c6xtn)
++++
Nightclub - one with cocktail service and a crooner up on stage - was my first thought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (KISI+)

148 "Dear Sir or Madman, we would like to offer our enhanced editing services to a valued customer such as you."

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (qREJU)

149 So, once upon a time?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 08:57 AM (dfRN6)



Who is playing that harmonica? Shits driving me nuts.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (KJZ3H)

150 BabylonBee:
R. Kelly Found Guilty Of Not Being President's Son

After a weeks-long trial, R&B Singer R. Kelly has been found to be an evil abuser, guilty of the crimes of racketeering and sex trafficking while failing to be the son of the President. "Living the Hunter Biden lifestyle while failing to be Hunter Biden is a very serious offense," said prosecutors to the media.

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

151 Dear Sir,

I am returning your check for $2,500,000.00

You forgot to cover "all" modalities!

Do better!

Posted by: "Prince" Malinakamalillo of Nigeria at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (weGKL)

152 Nice write-up, Kris

Wouldn't it save a lot of time and speculation for the artist to merely reproduce the contents of the letter in a suitable font, frame it and hang it on the wall?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (Xwt96)

153 He's beginning to wonder whether killing that German courier just so he could fence a couple letters of transit was such a hot idea.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021


***

**Applause **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (c6xtn)

154 Old-school mean tweet.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (VJsqe)

155 149

Who is playing that harmonica? Shits driving me nuts.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (KJZ3H)

Could be worse... could be a Bazouki....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (6Je/Q)

156 Bread, milk, eggs, bacon, coffee, fixings for chili.
-- THAT'S IT!!
-----------------------------------
... carrots ...

Yeeeaaarrrgh!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (UHVv4)

157 It looks like the Confessional from the church I attended as a child
Posted by: Wally at September 29, 2021 08:58 AM (FJYfm)

*reads off list*
pride yep, greed a little, wrath on yeah, envy not much, lust whoo boy ya got me there, gluttony nope and sloth a tad

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

158 155 149

Who is playing that harmonica? Shits driving me nuts.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (KJZ3H)

Could be worse... could be a Bazouki....
Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (6Je/Q)

=======

I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

159

Dear Bob,

Harry, Dick, Lance and I have decided you can no longer be a member of the Fistatorium due to your ongoing premature ejaculation issues. Please collect your belongings and clean up after yourself.

Best wishes in your future endeavors,

Biggles

Posted by: The Fistatorium at September 29, 2021 09:01 AM (n2vLU)

160 New USPS price hikes and delays begin in October

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

161 The poor guy just received a letter from his daughter, telling him she voted for Biden. Crushed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 09:01 AM (sIv7i)

162 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)
++++
I am trying to come up with a response and the closest I can manage right now is "ugh."

That isn't really severe enough, but I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:01 AM (KISI+)

163 158

I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

Okay, that merits an audible snicker....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:02 AM (6Je/Q)

164 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)


I have a particular set of skills...

Posted by: Liam Neeson at September 29, 2021 09:02 AM (PiwSw)

165 164

I have a particular set of skills...
Posted by: Liam Neeson at September 29, 2021 09:02 AM (PiwSw)

Is overgrown Oaf one of them, perchance?

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:03 AM (6Je/Q)

166 I am trying to come up with a response and the closest I can manage right now is "ugh."

That isn't really severe enough, but I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:01 AM (KISI+)

So he managed to leave you speechless?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 09:03 AM (1lKRm)

167 "I Love You"....Julia.


Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2021 09:03 AM (/1l9x)

168 You may already be a winner...

Posted by: Publishers Clearing House at September 29, 2021 09:04 AM (jYQlA)

169 >>> I don't see wine. What am I missing? Is it a reference to the burgundy color? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (q+25M)


I just pulled up a color code web page for wine:

https://tinyurl.com/hexburgundy

https://tinyurl.com/hexwine

So you were able to just look at the painting and decide that it wasn't one but the other? Are you in the graphics business?


Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:04 AM (0E/yM)

170 An evening art work. The right background music for this painting is "Flamenco Sketches" from Miles Davis. And a glass of something strong would probably be appropriate too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 09:04 AM (sIv7i)

171 Folks, you missed the obvious decor of an Italian funeral home. If the painting included the wall a bit more to the left, we'd see the gold brocade draperies and velvet ropes.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 09:04 AM (mD/uy)

172 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

Posted by: PA Dutchman at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (8QLEx)

173 >> An evening art work. The right background music for this painting is "Flamenco Sketches" from Miles Davis.


The Band Wore Blue Shirts - Joe Jackson

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (O6tY8)

174 GM all. Guy in artwork looks familiar to me, but can't put a name to it just yet, must need more coffee here.

Posted by: MIMimi aka as Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (wamUX)

175 The right background music for this painting is "Flamenco Sketches" from Miles Davis. And a glass of something strong would probably be appropriate too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 09:04 AM (sIv7i)

hemlock highball

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 09:06 AM (AwYPR)

176 The Band Wore Blue Shirts - Joe Jackson
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (O6tY


The band got shirts?

Posted by: Paul Anka at September 29, 2021 09:06 AM (FJYfm)

177 Looks like a scene from Bioshock.

"Now, would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?"

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 09:06 AM (VJsqe)

178 The Band Wore Blue Shirts - Joe Jackson
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (O6tY


That is an awesome album.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 09:06 AM (PiwSw)

179 Maybe he just received notice his auto warranty can be extended and he is trying to figure out whether one year or two is the right choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 09:06 AM (sIv7i)

180 I never thought this kind of thing could happen to me...

Posted by: Penthouse Forum at September 29, 2021 09:07 AM (jYQlA)

181 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wow! Charles had a vuvuzela? He/she sure dressed like a man.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 09:07 AM (mD/uy)

182 174 GM all. Guy in artwork looks familiar to me, but can't put a name to it just yet, must need more coffee here.
Posted by: MIMimi aka as Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:05 AM (wamUX)

I thought he looked like an actor from the 80s or 90s, but I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)

183 Or, it's a letter from the U.S. Treasury notifying him his family's share of the national debt is now $300,000.

Please remit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (sIv7i)

184 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)


On a teams meeting. Having to keep a straight face. Because how could I ever explain this?

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (mbFEM)

185 181 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wow! Charles had a vuvuzela? He/she sure dressed like a man.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 09:07 AM (mD/uy)

It'll behoove ya to take care of your vuvuzela.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (dfRN6)

186 While the man fills the right half of the work, the left is empty space, but not really. The space is filled with light (a dim light, but still) and color. The color is a deep wine criss-crossed by thin, black diagonals.


Standing room only confessional?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (OCTRt)

187 Here's a page with both burgundy and wine on it:

https://www.garters.com/page52d.htm

No, I didn't go specifically looking for garter belts, it was just the only site I could find with the two colors juxtaposed. It's SFW as far as I can tell but I didn't click on any of the links.

There's no way I could tell those colors apart just by looking at them.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (0E/yM)

188 184 I suddenly have visions of Charles Bronson with a vuvuzela.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

On a teams meeting. Having to keep a straight face. Because how could I ever explain this?
Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (mbFEM)

=====

Don't combine Teams with the HQ. Your pharmacist should have told you that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (LvTSG)

189 I thought he looked like an actor from the 80s or 90s, but I can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)

I think he looks like K.D. Lang

Posted by: spypeach at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (Up/Jb)

190 It looks as though the man is in an elevator.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021

***
Yes -- or maybe in an alcove at a restaurant or bar, or even a theatre.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2021 08:56 AM (c6xtn)

Maybe a vestibule?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (4I/2K)

191 Dear Uncle Tom,

How are you? I am fine. Thanks for the 10 dollers you sent for my birthday. Mom said I had to write at least 30 words so I...

Joey

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:10 AM (Xwt96)

192 We apologize. But the previous letter that said you may have already won $10m was sent in error.

- Publishers Clearing House

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 29, 2021 09:10 AM (aWfmt)

193 New USPS price hikes and delays begin in October

1st class mail is now only for fraudulent ballots.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2021 09:10 AM (ELgVT)

194 It's SFW as far as I can tell but I didn't click on any of the links.

Lies!

Posted by: FBI browser history forensics team at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM (sIv7i)

195 I thought he looked like an actor from the 80s or 90s, but I can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: Kris


Yes. I think I know who. Just can't come up with his name. I can see his face.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM (OCTRt)

196 And we'll all drink hexwine when Pelosi comes marching home!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM (UHVv4)

197 No, I didn't go specifically looking for garter belts, it was just my homepage the only site and I could find with the two colors juxtaposed.

Posted by: banana Dream

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM (mD/uy)

198 That foy-yay is mighty dark, I reckon. Mmm hmm.

Posted by: Some Feller From Arkansas at September 29, 2021 09:12 AM (KLJ0l)

199 Maybe a vestibule?

****

On a dusty pew in the vestibule
Sits the devil playing pocket pool
He's waiting for the next poor fool
Who forgot that it was Sunday

/RIP John Prine

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:12 AM (Xwt96)

200 196 And we'll all drink hexwine when Pelosi comes marching home!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM
'She's the pride of the neighborhood....'

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (0OP+5)

201 Dear Uncle Tom,

How are you? I am fine. Thanks for the 10 dollers you sent for my birthday. Mom said I had to write at least 30 words so I...

Joey
Posted by: Muldoon


$10?? I sent that little shit a $20.

Posted by: Uncle Tom at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (OCTRt)

202 You know, some moron made a comment earlier that I can't stop thinking about:

All of the electric car, solar power, etc. regulations that are being put into place only work with a drastically reduced population.

Probably nothing, though. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (n/6gj)

203 First class mail hasn't been first class for quite a while now.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (xopIz)

204 Apparently the Dems are actually planning on streamlining parts of the government. They're going to combine the FBI, IRS, and HHS into a single entity called the Komplete Government Bureau. Not sure why they chose the non-standard spelling.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (T7iTv)

205 "Hello,

With all due respect, I want you to read my letter with one mind and help me. I am Miss Caroline Fruend, The only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Fruend, My Late father was a very wealthy cocoa dealer in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire...."

Posted by: A. Nigerian at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (m+jkK)

206 38 >>Nice explanation Kris

I don't get this at all. It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 08:36 AM (O6tY

"Nonsense , yes, perhaps -- but oh, what precious nonsense!"

Posted by: Capercaillie4901 at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (4UqUS)

207 Dear Vinnie,

I don't know how to tell you this, but I recently got tested for STD's and . . . .

Posted by: Vinnie's syphilitic ex-gf at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (k4dH2)

208 Oh, I love this!

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:14 AM (6dJKT)

209 195 John Hillerman, Magnum, P.I.

Posted by: The cute blonde in Apt 3B at September 29, 2021 09:14 AM (jYQlA)

210 Salon Amateur Webzine; Sep 27
It's time to start firing unvaccinated people: Trump fans are overdue for a lesson in consequences

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:14 AM (UHVv4)

211 "being put into place only work with a drastically reduced population. Probably nothing, though. Don't worry about it."

If there's one thing business people are good at, it's adding up costs and making difficult decisions that benefit them without regard for impact to others.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 09:14 AM (B0mGw)

212 I don't get this at all. It's a bunch of nonsense, like all art critique.
Posted by: garrett

**

I notice that you're wearing blue when you wrote this, which signifies...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (n/6gj)

213 The guy looks like a cross between Ronald Reagan and David Bowie.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (6dJKT)

214 I knew a girl in high school named Mulva Zuela.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (Xwt96)

215 Dr. McCoy learns that Kirk and Spock were lying when they said they were of the Body.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (dfRN6)

216 $10?? I sent that little shit a $20.
Posted by: Uncle Tom at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM


Oh, stop your complaining, Uncle Tom, and just focus on getting your balls in the wastepaper basket.

Posted by: H. Rumpole at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (m+jkK)

217 All of the electric car, solar power, etc. regulations that are being put into place only work with a drastically reduced population.

Probably nothing, though. Don't worry about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (n/6gj)


Your assigned same sex partner will be arriving shortly.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (mbFEM)

218 *reads off list*
pride yep, greed a little, wrath on yeah, envy not much, lust whoo boy ya got me there, gluttony nope and sloth a tad
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)


I saw a car with a SLOTH license plate yesterday. Wondered whether they were bragging, into animals or what.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (2JVJo)

219 I like the piece, though. You don't usually think about a bellhop's day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (n/6gj)

220 First class mail hasn't been first class for quite a while now.

Posted by: JAS,


Been like a third class hooker for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (OCTRt)

221 "First class mail hasn't been first class for quite a while now."

My theory is that the USPS has decided that crappy service is how you get a bigger budget. "Sorry, we suck, but if you gave us more money..."

Typical bureaucratic crap.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (B0mGw)

222 >>> 202 You know, some moron made a comment earlier that I can't stop thinking about:

All of the electric car, solar power, etc. regulations that are being put into place only work with a drastically reduced population.

Probably nothing, though. Don't worry about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:13 AM (n/6gj)

We've been *telling* everyone what we want to do. Now, go back to your sportsball game and ignore us.

Posted by: Great Resetters at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (ACi07)

223 Greetings:

They get letters in the rubber room ???

Posted by: 11B40 at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (uuklp)

224
Espionage in the 1870s.

"The chair is against John's mustache "

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (gbfHZ)

225 Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (CYnTg)

226 I thought he looked like an actor from the 80s or 90s, but I can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)
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Yes to me he looks sorta like the FBI guy with cigar a ending of StarMan and the actor was in DePalma's The Untouchables, the Treasury guy. Like him sorta, at least from the side, I forget his real name.

Posted by: MIMimi aka as Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (wamUX)

227 225 Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (CYnTg)

=======

Trump did get an unusual number of black voters compared to other Republican presidential nominees, but I didn't realize it was that many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

228 He looks like Leonard Cohen to me.

Posted by: old chick at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (sOete)

229 >>>Because his suit blends into the black of the wall, we don't notice that he's leaning against the wall, at first.

I don't see that he's leaning against the wall.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (6dJKT)

230 We've been *telling* everyone what we want to do. Now, go back to your sportsball game and ignore us.
Posted by: Great Resetters

*

Yep. I've recognized they want to destroy capitalism (just like they told us) for a couple of years now. The purposeful killing off of the population is now coming into focus for me, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (n/6gj)

231 First class mail hasn't been first class for quite a while now.
..


Makes sense when you understand the USPS isn't about delivering mail.

Posted by: I MADE POOR FOOD CHOICES YESTERDAY at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (rt3zx)

232 Wondered whether they were bragging, into animals or what.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (2JVJo)

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at September 29, 2021 09:17 AM (FJYfm)

233 225 Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
____________

Trump fans are apparently Ph.D.'s and blacks, because those are the most vax hesitant, according to the studies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 09:18 AM (k4dH2)

234 Italian truckers strike to protest extreme anti-covide measures:

https://tinyurl.com/dbn2xzjk

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2021 09:18 AM (DJFLF)

235 I get the Peter Lorri vibe from this guy. "I like to kill people in the front so I can watch them die."

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 09:18 AM (tiR3O)

236
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (pNxlR)

237 Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
Posted by: steevy



*Raises hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)

238 Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo give a lecture on journalist ethics and 'news accountability'

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I assume this is a sitcom on Fox.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (d9FiS)

239 >>> I knew a girl in high school named Mulva Zuela.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:15 AM (Xwt96)

Not Delores?

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (0E/yM)

240 He looks like Leonard Cohen to me.

**

I'm a big Leonard Cohen fan. Got all the old 60s/70s paperbacks, even. And I say this as such:

He was a much, much more unattractive man.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (n/6gj)

241 And the note reads:

"I'm leaving you for Corey Lewandowski."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 09:19 AM (KbCG3)

242 120 Stunning colors.

https://tinyurl.com/dcub8etm
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 29, 2021 08:52 AM (o2MD2)

It's no Norwegian Blue though...

Posted by: Monty Python at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (BgMrQ)

243 OT:
Hochul has decided to let students with one year of graduate education in foreign medical schools practice medicine in NY to alleviate the medical worker shortage she caused. Ditto for nurses.

I can see no way this goes wrong.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (ZsR3z)

244
I don't see that he's leaning against the wall.
Posted by: m


The chair is against the wall
The chair is against the wall

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (pNxlR)

245 The note reads:

"I need you to cover Earl's 3rd shift this weekend"

It's being read in the hotel elevator.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (n/6gj)

246 Here's a page with both burgundy and wine on it: ...
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:09 AM (0E/yM)
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Am I the only one who sees a problem with this? Wine comes in many colors. Reds. Whites. Pinks. Some even have a green tint. Yet the generic usage of "wine" as a color is a dark red, like a Merlot.

This is an egregious example of color privilege, and it deligitimizes and oppresses other wines. Wine isn't always red, people, and using the word "wine" to describe a single color is hugely problematic. Why do the color namers wrongly elevate one shade over the others when they called this "wine?"

This is indicative of the low-level oppression present in all aspects of our backwards, regressive, patriarchal language structures. Do better. We all need to do better to purge these biases from our everyday speech.

Posted by: Your Kid's Graphic Design Professor at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (KISI+)

247 Forgot the link:
https://tinyurl.com/5h5n934

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (ZsR3z)

248 There's a story here and I want to know more.
--------

It's from the IRS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (bPH26)

249 "Hochul has decided to let students with one year of graduate education in foreign medical schools practice medicine in NY"

Oh, good. She can deal with the Afghanis and Haitians.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (B0mGw)

250 Grrr.auto cucumber, stop adding 'as' grrr.

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (wamUX)

251 ChristinaPushaw; 10h
Four tenets of Socialist Realism: USSR, 1934

1. PROLETARIAN: art relevant to the workers and understandable to them.
2. TYPICAL: scenes of everyday life of the people.
3. REALISTIC: in the representational sense.
4. PARTISAN: supportive of the aims of the State and the Party.

https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/
1443055783600705538

Colbert pro-vaxx piece... of shit.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (UHVv4)

252 196 And we'll all drink hexwine when Pelosi comes marching home!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:11 AM
The trucks don't roll unless you meet our 'demands'.
Sorry,
Luigi

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (0OP+5)

253 Haitian doctors will be the new heroes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (n/6gj)

254 >>> Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (CYnTg)

Only Trump Fans. ... Wow, adult websites are getting very niche.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (0E/yM)

255 254 >>> Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (CYnTg)

Only Trump Fans. ... Wow, adult websites are getting very niche.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 29, 2021 09:21 AM (0E/yM)

========

Not that niche.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (LvTSG)

256 Shemp reading a COVID termination letter from Moe

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (oWBc3)

257 Interesting that the ceiling is so low. At first, I thought it to be an elevator. Then, there's the wall treatment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (bPH26)

258 248 There's a story here and I want to know more.
--------

It's from the IRS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (bPH26)

We've gotten quite a few of those letters. Maybe that's why I can really "feel" this work. LOL.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (OyyDO)

259 The hundred comment rule was a lot harder to enforce back in the days when the blog was on paper but eventually it caught up with violaters.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (dfRN6)

260 First class mail hasn't been first class for quite a while now.


As was said yesterday or Monday, it all depends on where you are in relation to a regional hub.

Big blue city? I'm sure it sucks.
Small town with four employees, missing a big city hub? Awesome.
New free service - Informed Delivery. You get an email every morning of what is hitting your box that day.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (OCTRt)

261 "Only Trump Fans."

You get to watch guys beat up Subway customers and tear head coverings off of Muslim teens and stuff.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (B0mGw)

262 https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/
1443055783600705538

**

Wait. Colbert and the syringe-dancers are all unmasked?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Remember last year when the same hospital workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:22 AM (n/6gj)

263 Guy has a Robert Davi kind of vibe going on...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:23 AM (6Je/Q)

264 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Trying to discredit censorship of conservatives, Cuomo and Lemon lash out at right-wing media, claim "they have no real protocol" for journalistic ethics. Lemon says, "We would never even put" false claims on TV. Cuomo adds: " That's because we have news accountability."

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Laugh track and applause.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:23 AM (d9FiS)

265 I've been in this exact same Italian restaurant, in Wilkes-Barre or Scranton.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:23 AM (6dJKT)

266 "Dear Sir:

Your auto's warranty is about to expire...."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2021 09:23 AM (wtvvX)

267 I'm thinking 'Billy Bathgate' when I see this.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2021 09:23 AM (QFVV9)

268 Don't bith about the USPS, unless you want your data searched and " massaged"...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (6Je/Q)

269 Only Trump fans are unvaccinated?
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:16 AM (CYnTg)
++++
Better than a Trump OnlyFans...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (KISI+)

270 Yesterday was our anniversary. 20 years. Whew.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (OyyDO)

271 He is in an elevator isn't he? Going to the roof to jump off because of what's in that letter...

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (CYnTg)

272 Don't bith about the USPS, unless you want your data searched and " massaged"...
Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (6Je/Q)
++++
Yeah, like they aren't doing that anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (KISI+)

273 This painting looks like a scene from a noir movie. There's a story here and I want to know more.
++++
A mob movie. He's getting bad news. The numbers aren't producing, or the bootlegging. I don't think it's catastrophic news - like a war being started by a rival family - because he doesn't look bad. He just looks severe but not pleased, so I suspect it's a problem with an overly-ambitious lieutenant or a disruption in their operations or profitability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 08:33 AM (q+25M)

I had the same reaction. Looks like it could be a scene from the Godfather. Maybe in a nice Italian steakhouse...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (wtvvX)

274 Okay, having had a second look at the Spartacus letter I am getting a picture of a guy in a darkened room with thumbtacks stuck in pictures on all four walls and the ceiling, connected by yards and yards of red yarn.

For one thing, biology in the real world is never as linear and cleanly sequential as he proposes. A => B => C =>D is an artificial construct. In reality cellular processes in aa pathologic disease state are hectic, chaotic and have multiple complex interactions. He takes a lot of individual bits of information and builds a chain made of speculation.

Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.

YMMV

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (Xwt96)

275 Dear John...

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (ne/xe)

276 243 OT:
Hochul has decided to let students with one year of graduate education in foreign medical schools practice medicine in NY to alleviate the medical worker shortage she caused. Ditto for nurses.

I can see no way this goes wrong.
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NY isn't really an American state. Its like CA. It does what it wants and expects the deplorables to pick up the pieces. Its like a F. Scott Fiztgerald novel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (tiR3O)

277 crap, can't type today.... or any other day, I guess.

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)

278 and the actor was in DePalma's The Untouchables, the Treasury guy.

Charles Martin Smith?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

279 Wait. Colbert and the syringe-dancers are all unmasked?
-----------------
Good observation, Moron Robbie!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (UHVv4)

280
He looks like Jed Rees ("Galaxy Quest", "Deadpool")

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (pNxlR)

281 276 243 OT:
Hochul has decided to let students with one year of graduate education in foreign medical schools practice medicine in NY to alleviate the medical worker shortage she caused. Ditto for nurses.

I can see no way this goes wrong.
-----------------
NY isn't really an American state. Its like CA. It does what it wants and expects the deplorables to pick up the pieces. Its like a F. Scott Fiztgerald novel.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (tiR3O)

Assuming that along with the fed gov and the vaccine makers, people won't be able to sue these hospitals when the inevitable happens.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 09:26 AM (KbCG3)

282 278 and the actor was in DePalma's The Untouchables, the Treasury guy.

Charles Martin Smith?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

" Baldy" Smith....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:26 AM (6Je/Q)

283 29 Good news. Joe Biden is coming to help you!
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (ZsR3z)

heh

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:26 AM (6dJKT)

284 265 I've been in this exact same Italian restaurant, in Wilkes-Barre or Scranton.

Grico's - Exeter PA - smack dab between WB/Scranton

Old school eye-talion

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2021 09:26 AM (C3OPZ)

285 and the actor was in DePalma's The Untouchables, the Treasury guy.

Charles Martin Smith?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 29, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

touchable

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2021 09:27 AM (AwYPR)

286 31 I don't know where you'd hang this. At the post office?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)

Y'all are cracking me up, here.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:27 AM (6dJKT)

287 Hochul has decided to let students with one year of graduate education in foreign medical schools practice medicine in NY to alleviate the medical worker shortage she caused. Ditto for nurses. ...
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 09:20 AM (ZsR3z)
++++
It's almost perfect, really.
Old and busted: "Doing the jobs Americans won't do."
New hotness: "Doing the jobs we forbid Americans to do."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:27 AM (KISI+)

288
I had the same reaction. Looks like it could be a scene from the Godfather. Maybe in a nice Italian steakhouse...
Posted by: Tex Lovera


It looks more like the decor used by a steakhouse chain. Steak and Ale, say ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (pNxlR)

289 286 31 I don't know where you'd hang this. At the post office?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)

Y'all are cracking me up, here.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:27 AM (6dJKT)

Medical Clinic waiting room....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (6Je/Q)

290 What's black and white and red all over??

An FBI plant's conspiracy-theory whiteboard with red wool links.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (UHVv4)

291 Nothing says screws up your fun at the club like finding the shopping list your wife stuffed in your pocket.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (VwHCD)

292 Assuming that along with the fed gov and the vaccine makers, people won't be able to sue these hospitals when the inevitable happens.
--------------------
What would you win from a lawsuit against NY state? Would they name a Rest Stop after you or something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (tiR3O)

293 What's black and white and red all over??

An FBI plant's conspiracy-theory whiteboard with red wool links.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (UHVv4)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:28 AM (KISI+)

294 Medical Clinic waiting room....
-------------------------------
I thought 'negative' meant 'bad'??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:29 AM (UHVv4)

295 He is the sniper, his best friend is his contract mission

Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 29, 2021 09:29 AM (cG89W)

296 "The Paternity Test is Positive."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2021 09:29 AM (bsD0A)

297 Well done. Dreary. Would not hang.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 29, 2021 09:29 AM (QU5/8)

298 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Kris, appreciate your excellent interpretations of the work. Being of a military bent, my first thought was "Dear Sir, We regret to inform you..."
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)

299
Boy, the blaspheming governor of New York sure demonstrates her adherence to "science", doesn't she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (pNxlR)

300 I would have added some brightly colored squares and shit to this one. My Chinese buyers eat that stuff up.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, artiste at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (sIv7i)

301 Googleing Jack you'll find a lot of 50shades themed paintings if that's your wont.
Posted by: banana Dream
---------
See: Chiaroscuro

I've begun slipping it into casual conversation, in a Buckley-esque fashion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (GBHAb)

302 "The Paternity Test is Positive."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2021 09:29 AM (bsD0A)
++++
Really, though, you need to wait about 15-20 years to find out if you did a good job...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (KISI+)

303 Grico's - Exeter PA - smack dab between WB/Scranton

Posted by: Heavy Meta

THAT'S IT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (mD/uy)

304 "Steiner....."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (dfRN6)

305 Charles Martin Smith?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Name still doesn't ring a bell with me, but that's not unusual on 1st cup of coffee here. Thanks MPPPP, I'll look up CMS's photo, brb.

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (wamUX)

306
What would you win from a lawsuit against NY state? Would they name a Rest Stop after you or something?
Posted by: Puddin Head


A rather prominent bridge recently became eligible for renaming.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (pNxlR)

307 I get a Q vibe from Spartacus.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (CYnTg)

308 307 I get a Q vibe from Spartacus.
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (CYnTg)

=======

So he's got the good stuff?

The awesome gadgets and tricked out cars?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

309 305 Charles Martin Smith?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
-------
Name still doesn't ring a bell with me, but that's not unusual on 1st cup of coffee here. Thanks MPPPP, I'll look up CMS's photo, brb.
Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:31 AM (wamUX

You ever see the movie " Never Cry Wolf"? .... he was NOT one of the wolfs....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:32 AM (6Je/Q)

310 Yesterday was our anniversary. 20 years. Whew.
Posted by: Kris

Happy belated Anniversary !

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

311 Rhymes with a female body part.

Posted by: Mulva? at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (jYQlA)

312
Name still doesn't ring a bell with me, but that's not unusual on 1st cup of coffee here. Thanks MPPPP, I'll look up CMS's photo, brb.


He played Terry, the scooter rider, in "American Graffiti".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (pNxlR)

313 75 Looks like he's in the sleeper of a 1985 Kenworth.
Posted by: Capital Eff at September 29, 2021 08:43 AM (dynG0)

"What's a Kenworth?"

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (6dJKT)

314 What would you win from a lawsuit against NY state? Would they name a Rest Stop after you or something?
Posted by: Puddin Head
___________

Not the entire rest stop.

Just the glory hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (k4dH2)

315 314 What would you win from a lawsuit against NY state? Would they name a Rest Stop after you or something?
Posted by: Puddin Head
___________

Not the entire rest stop.

Just the glory hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (k4dH2)

=======

"I know that place."
-Kamala

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)

316 310 Yesterday was our anniversary. 20 years. Whew.
Posted by: Kris

Happy belated Anniversary !
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

I initially read " Bleated Anniversary".... hmm..

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (6Je/Q)

317 I've begun slipping it into casual conversation, in a Buckley-esque fashion.
------------------------------------
That's very light-dark of you, Mike.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:34 AM (UHVv4)

318
We've gotten quite a few of those letters. Maybe that's why I can really "feel" this work. LOL.
Posted by: Kris
------

Yeah, nothing brightens up one's day quite like receiving a letter with an an IRS return address. I know what you mean.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 09:34 AM (WZ5i4)

319 Kris-

https://tinyurl.com/6eb65kpu

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

320 "This is bad, but who knows what she might do?" A Republican leader is alleged to have said. "She's crazy. You know she's crazy. She's been crazy for a long time. So don't say you don't know what her state of mind is"
as Nancy Pelosi tries to shut down the government.

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

321
"What's a Kenworth?"
Posted by: m


$20, same as in town

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM (pNxlR)

322 Maybe it's not a letter but a betting sheet; maybe his horse lost the race?

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM (6dJKT)

323 Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.

YMMV
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (Xwt96)

After Q-Anon, Plandemic, and any number of other memes that have arisen to take hold on the Right, I'm default position is skeptical, but open to convincing arguments.

I'm not especially scientifically literate, but any argument that starts out in a flurry of scientific jargon tends to look to me to be constructed to make me bring the skeptic guard down, so that the conspiracy stuff can enter my brain a little easier.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 09:36 AM (hErX5)

324 Yes Mary Poppin' Practically Perfect Piercing, Charles Martin Smith is the guy. The art looks to me like the scene from The Untouchables when he was in the elevator shortly before he got shot. So thanks MPPPP, for joggin my memory.

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:36 AM (wamUX)

325 298 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Kris, appreciate your excellent interpretations of the work. Being of a military bent, my first thought was "Dear Sir, We regret to inform you..."
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)

Works like this, that have a vague title and open-ended interpretation, make for interesting conversations. We don't know what's in the letter, only that it's message has deep consequences and that the recipient is not reacting positively to it. Each viewer, then, reads this simple work according to their own experiences. Other versions of this were less subjective and, in my opinion, didn't work.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

326 "What's a Kenworth?"
Posted by: m

Less than a Barbie.....

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:36 AM (arJlL)

327 Man v. Nature

https://bit.ly/3oiDS6P

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (d9FiS)

328
"It's from Doyle, Doyle Lonnegan ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

329 "There once was a man from Schmonorrhea ---"

Posted by: Bad news in limerick form at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (sW10E)

330 109 Based on the wall texture and low ceiling I think he may be in an elevator. One of the really nice ones that came after the open cage style.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 08:50 AM (1lKRm)

The low ceiling clinches it.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (6dJKT)

331 323

I'm not especially scientifically literate, but any argument that starts out in a flurry of scientific jargon tends to look to me to be constructed to make me bring the skeptic guard down, so that the conspiracy stuff can enter my brain a little easier.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 09:36 AM (hErX5)

FWIW... it is EXTENSIVELY referenced, and not like some of the Rando stuff out there...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (6Je/Q)

332 321
"What's a Kenworth?"
Posted by: m

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM
Try a couple hundred Ks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 09:38 AM (0OP+5)

333 disclosetv; 59m
JUST IN - YouTube will ban any video that claims "vaccines are ineffective or dangerous" from now on and has suspended the accounts of prominent vaccination opponents, including Joseph Mercola and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (WSJ)

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)

334 319 Kris-

https://tinyurl.com/6eb65kpu
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)

LOL. I sent that clip to my parents one year.

Posted by: Kris at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

335 333 disclosetv; 59m
JUST IN - YouTube will ban any video that claims "vaccines are ineffective or dangerous" from now on and has suspended the accounts of prominent vaccination opponents, including Joseph Mercola and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (WSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)

========

What about "vaccines cause autism"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

336 Charles Martin Smith plays the bass player in The Buddy Holly Story. Gary Busey is really good in that.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (CYnTg)

337 FWIW... it is EXTENSIVELY referenced, and not like some of the Rando stuff out there...
Posted by: kraken


*****

Not to be argumentative, I'm genuinely curious. How many of the cited references have you looked at?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (Xwt96)

338 333 disclosetv; 59m
JUST IN - YouTube will ban any video that claims "vaccines are ineffective or dangerous" from now on and has suspended the accounts of prominent vaccination opponents, including Joseph Mercola and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (WSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)

Well, I'm now convinced.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (KbCG3)

339 It's from a scene in Amazon Prime's series "Goliath," season 4, every single frame of which is this dark.

The story is that big pharma got everyone hooked on Ox and is raking in billions, and little old Billy is going to take them down. So I guess it's a dark subject.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 29, 2021 09:40 AM (4ZE6o)

340 "I know that place."
-Kamala
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Get more information on this anecdote and more about the life of our first female Vice President in her new memoir:
Kamala Harris: From Deep Throat to Deep State

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:40 AM (KISI+)

341 You ever see the movie " Never Cry Wolf"? .... he was NOT one of the wolfs....
Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:32 AM (6Je/Q)
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Never saw that movie, is it a futuristic movie about the public hanging of Fauci?

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:40 AM (wamUX)

342 Well, I'm now convinced.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (KbCG3)
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Yeah. Convinced that they're dangerous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:40 AM (KISI+)

343
YouTube will ban any video that claims ...


How proud the parents must be of their progeny who make their living by serving as arbitrators for banning. Well done, parental units, well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

344 Think, while it's still legal.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (4ZE6o)

345 Man v. Nature

https://bit.ly/3oiDS6P
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:37 AM (d9FiS)


It occured to me that this would be a great marketing slogan for a plastic surgeon. Get kbdabear to do the photos!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa)

346 Only the proles in New York will get treated by the rich Dem donor's kid that just finished a year at Grenada School of Medicine and Veterinary Science.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (oWBc3)

347 340 Get more information on this anecdote and more about the life of our first female Vice President in her new memoir:
Kamala Harris: From Deep Throat to Deep State
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:40 AM (KISI+)

======

Kamala nixed the original subtitle "Deep Throating My Way to Power" because it wasn't subtle enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

348 YT has been the propaganda wing for Fauci for almost 2 years. Well all social media really.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (CYnTg)

349 #333 Addendum: YT also has permanently banned two German-language Russia Today pages for spreading medical misinformation.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:41 AM (UHVv4)

350 150 BabylonBee:
R. Kelly Found Guilty Of Not Being President's Son

After a weeks-long trial, R&B Singer R. Kelly has been found to be an evil abuser, guilty of the crimes of racketeering and sex trafficking while failing to be the son of the President. "Living the Hunter Biden lifestyle while failing to be Hunter Biden is a very serious offense," said prosecutors to the media.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

WOW. Nice framing.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:42 AM (6dJKT)

351 He was also the shorrt G-man in The Untouchables.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:42 AM (Xwt96)

352 I was sorely disappointed by that Spartacus letter... we have a whole world thirsting for a simple, clear cut "cheat sheet" for robust science based argument why the plandemic is horse shit, and the first half of this letter tees it up perfectly.... but then verges into speculative and irrelevant junk about nanites and New World Orders.

Keep it simple: They're foisting a lie upon us. Illuminate the lie. That is sufficient.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:42 AM (sW10E)

353 JUST IN - YouTube will ban any video that claims "vaccines are ineffective or dangerous" from now on and has suspended the accounts of prominent vaccination opponents, including Joseph Mercola and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

But don't you dare suggest they're anything but a neutral platform.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 09:42 AM (ZsR3z)

354 Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.
YMMV
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (Xwt96)
**

Muldoon, did you see the link to the prison study in the prior thread? Spoilers:

"Attack rates:
39 cases unvaccinated
129 cases fully vaccinated"

cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/pdfs/
mm7038e3-H.pdf

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember last year when unvaxxinated workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:42 AM (BGev3)

355 BabylonBee:
R. Kelly Found Guilty Of Not Being President's Son

After a weeks-long trial, R&B Singer R. Kelly has been found to be an evil abuser, guilty of the crimes of racketeering and sex trafficking while failing to be the son of the President. "Living the Hunter Biden lifestyle while failing to be Hunter Biden is a very serious offense," said prosecutors to the media.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
++++
That's brilliant and cutting on a variety of levels. They do good work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:43 AM (KISI+)

356 337 FWIW... it is EXTENSIVELY referenced, and not like some of the Rando stuff out there...
Posted by: kraken

*****

Not to be argumentative, I'm genuinely curious. How many of the cited references have you looked at?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:39 AM (Xwt96)


Don't perceive you as being argumentative... I have checked a few, and as a non medical lay person, they seem legit... all I am saying is that it offers another view of what is going on... no more than that, no less.. not being a medical person, that puts me at a disadvantage. Bottom line is my faith in that institution has been shaken, and I am searching for answers, is all.

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:44 AM (6Je/Q)

357 Based on the wall texture and low ceiling I think he may be in an elevator. One of the really nice ones that came after the open cage style

**

Again, he's a bellhop at a nice hotel working mostly for tips.

That's either a note from the manager saying he needs to cover a shift, or it's the upcoming schedule.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember last year when unvaxxinated workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:44 AM (BGev3)

358 That's either a note from the manager saying he needs to cover a shift, or it's the upcoming schedule.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Remember last year when unvaxxinated workers were heroes? at September 29, 2021 09:44 AM (BGev3)
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You know from his facial expression that the note doesn't read, "Mrs. Claremont in 1233 has gain requested your personal attention during her stay."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (KISI+)

359 Those are his HIV test results.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (II3Gr)

360 He played Terry, the scooter rider, in "American Graffiti".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:33 AM (pNxlR)
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Yes, opposite Candy Clark, classic! BTW that's the first part I remember him in. Not sure if it was his break out role, but probably eh?

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (wamUX)

361
Get more information on this anecdote and more about the life of our first female Vice President in her new memoir:
Kamala Harris: I've Done Bigger Ones From Deep Throat to Deep State


Speaking of which, what news on the further progress of her lovely stepdaughter's fabulous fashion modeling exploits?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (pNxlR)

362 "The whole scene is dimly lit by the gold light in the top left. This color is the most intense so it must be kept to a small area. It highlights the face and the color matches his skin tone, drawing my attention back to it, and to him. "


I think the most intense color is the letter's sliver of white, which is appropriate since the letter is the object of consequence. It is certainly brighter than the man's cuff and collar.

Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2021 09:46 AM (Pqytn)

363 Kamala Harris Nods As Student Accuses Israel Of 'Ethnic Genocide': 'Your Truth Cannot Be Suppressed'

-
Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:46 AM (d9FiS)

364 Speaking of which, what news on the further progress of her lovely stepdaughter's fabulous fashion modeling exploits?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
++++
I think she's still wearing a glare and being offputting in fashion magazines throughout the West.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:46 AM (KISI+)

365 I have dropped the " New World Order" thingy, BTW... but, the "Great Reset"... seems a valid concern..

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:46 AM (6Je/Q)

366 My snap reaction quick read of the letter is that all the references from the first few sections is legit, but gradually turns into clickbait and tabloid news which may or may not be interesting, but certainly aren't enough to hang a strong argument on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:47 AM (sW10E)

367 Kamala Harris Nods As Student Accuses Israel Of 'Ethnic Genocide': 'Your Truth Cannot Be Suppressed' ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:46 AM (d9FiS)
++++
Isn't genocide necessarily ethnic or racial? Otherwise, isn't it just mass murder?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:47 AM (KISI+)

368 My snap reaction quick read of the letter is that all the references from the first few sections is legit, but gradually turns into clickbait and tabloid news which may or may not be interesting, but certainly aren't enough to hang a strong argument on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:47 AM (sW10E)
+++
Yeah. Being not-a-biologist and not-a-doctor, that was my take. The latter half weakens the prior, especially the last section.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:48 AM (KISI+)

369 So, I'm old, but not Box Tops Old. Joe Cocker is the definitive 'The Letter'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5mt4MdkLY

(Yeah, I'm slow today.) I like the face of the subject -- lined but still attractively presented in profile.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 29, 2021 09:48 AM (MIKMs)

370 When did the Israelis start killing their extensive Palestinian population? I must have missed it.

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:48 AM (CYnTg)

371 Yeah. Being not-a-biologist and not-a-doctor, that was my take. The latter half weakens the prior, especially the last section.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:48 AM (KISI+)

I'm neither, either, but i spent a long time wallowing in academia enough to have at least a little bit of a bullshit detector developed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (sW10E)

372 Did the Governor of New York happen to mention who the Head, the Chief, The Leader of Protestantism was, and on what religious doctrine this notional King of the Protestants declared that there could be no resistance to the administration of the COVID vaccine? Or should I just take her word fot it?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (uIvv8)

373 370 When did the Israelis start killing their extensive Palestinian population? I must have missed it.
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 09:48 AM (CYnTg)

========

I'm pretty sure the genocide is one of a more figurative nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

374
Kamala Harris Nods As Student Accuses Israel Of 'Ethnic Genocide': 'Your Truth Cannot Be Suppressed' ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston


What, no irritating cackle, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (pNxlR)

375 It seems the world is breaking over the " vaxxed" vs the " unvaxxed" divide, all other viewpoints and concerns notwithstanding.... truly Diabolical machination....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (6Je/Q)

376 359 Those are his HIV test results.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2021 09:45 AM (II3Gr)

His daughter is preggers and he now has to provide a dowery.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (IJES/)

377 >>> 375 It seems the world is breaking over the " vaxxed" vs the " unvaxxed" divide, all other viewpoints and concerns notwithstanding.... truly Diabolical machination....
Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (6Je/Q)

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Stan at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (ACi07)

378 Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski
·
Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.

-
I liked it better when words had meaning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (d9FiS)

379 Bottom line is my faith in that institution has been shaken, and I am searching for answers, is all.
Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:44 AM (6Je/Q)

BTW, same here. I don't think you really need more than a good HS-level biology education to get the basic gist of most mainstream arguments for or against vaccination. One of the problems here - and why, I think the institution is shaken - is that they have hidden behind a gobbledygook of gnostic jargon to put forth what is a plainly totalitarian agenda, and when there are facts that get in the way of the prevailing 'theory', they use more gnostic jargon to explain the changing facts away. You don't need to be a scientist to see that, and to become increasingly skeptical.

Deplorable Jay Guevara has taken a break from the site, but he's explained this as well as anyone.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (hErX5)

380 I'm pretty sure the genocide is one of a more figurative nature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

How many Jens have you ever met from the Golan Heights?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (sW10E)

381 How many Jens have you ever met from the Golan Heights?

I rest my case.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (sW10E)


I heard that in a Marie Harf voice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 09:52 AM (PiwSw)

382 I heard that in a Marie Harf voice.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 09:52 AM (PiwSw)

Lulz.... i said it in a Marie Harf voice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 09:52 AM (sW10E)

383 "We have your dog."

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:53 AM (6dJKT)

384 Kamala Harris Nods As Student Accuses Israel Of 'Ethnic Genocide':
-------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Goliath at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (bPH26)

385
Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski
Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.


Each and every single one of your chromosomes begs to disagree. That's the difference between the world of wishes and the world as it is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

386 Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski

Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (d9FiS)


Um, no. No, you're not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (Ez6QX)

387 Each and every single one of your chromosomes begs to disagree. That's the difference between the world of wishes and the world as it is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (pNxlR)
++++
But mostly the second X.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (KISI+)

388 One Day After Taking "Booster Shot," President Biden Abruptly Cancels Trip to Chicago

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

389 One Day After Taking "Booster Shot," President Biden Abruptly Cancels Trip to Chicago
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Given that he likely got a saline injection, I suspect this is unrelated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (KISI+)

390 386 Um, no. No, you're not.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 09:54 AM (Ez6QX)

=======

You're not a woman for two reasons.

1) You have the wrong politics, which makes you a sex traitor and invalidates your gender as female.
2) Men make the best women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

391
One Day After Taking "Booster Shot," President Biden Abruptly Cancels Trip to Chicago
Posted by: SMOD


He's going saline instead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

392 383 "We have your dog."
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:53 AM (6dJKT)

Is that your dog?

Posted by: Clusoe at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (IJES/)

393 274 Okay, having had a second look at the Spartacus letter I am getting a picture of a guy in a darkened room with thumbtacks stuck in pictures on all four walls and the ceiling, connected by yards and yards of red yarn.

For one thing, biology in the real world is never as linear and cleanly sequential as he proposes. A => B => C =>D is an artificial construct. In reality cellular processes in aa pathologic disease state are hectic, chaotic and have multiple complex interactions. He takes a lot of individual bits of information and builds a chain made of speculation.

Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.

YMMV
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (Xwt96)

Thank you for doing that and reporting back.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:56 AM (6dJKT)

394 In humans, the presence of the Y chromosome is responsible for triggering male development; in the absence of the Y chromosome, the fetus will undergo female development.

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2021 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

395 Muldoon, did you see the link to the prison study in the prior thread? Spoilers:

"Attack rates:
39 cases unvaccinated
129 cases fully vaccinated" Posted by: Moron Robbie


*****

It looks like you are conflating rates with raw numbers.

"Attack rates were higher among unvaccinated persons (39 of 42; 93%) than among fully vaccinated persons (129 of 185; 70%)"

I'm not sure what point you are trying to make.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)

396 392 383 "We have your dog."
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:53 AM (6dJKT)

Is that your dog?
Posted by: Clusoe at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (IJES/)

Does it bite?

Posted by: Clusoe at September 29, 2021 09:57 AM (IJES/)

397 About the painting:

Could he be in an elevator? The little dome light right there makes me think so. In that case he's alone, where he won't be observed and also going somewhere, which may be related to the letter which he may be re-reading in preparation for a meeting.

Posted by: Synova at September 29, 2021 09:57 AM (BD/yx)

398
"We have your dog."
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:53 AM (6dJKT)

Is that your dog?
Posted by: Clusoe


Are you going to finish it?

-- Barky

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 09:57 AM (pNxlR)

399 What is the deal with photos purporting to show that Baiden's "booster" shot was given in a mock-up of the West Wing? Was all over Twitter yesterday evening.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 09:58 AM (1lKRm)

400 Game over, man. Game over.

Greg Price
@greg_price11
Terry McAuliffe: "Tonight, I have the leading conservative in America here, Bill Kristol, who has endorsed my campaign for governor."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:58 AM (d9FiS)

401 @greg_price11
Terry McAuliffe: "Tonight, I have the leading conservative in America here, Bill Kristol, who has endorsed my campaign for governor."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:58 AM (d9FiS)
++++
Well, bye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (KISI+)

402 399 What is the deal with photos purporting to show that Baiden's "booster" shot was given in a mock-up of the West Wing? Was all over Twitter yesterday evening.


honestly I think that's a set they use in Biden's basement in Delaware. I think he's there basically as much as humanly possible.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (j9HX3)

403 Since the Covid attacks veins this booster shot may be it for Joe Jelly Head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (tiR3O)

404 Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski

Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (d9FiS)

Um, no. No, you're not.
Posted by: Jordan61

No, he's knot.

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

405 You're not a woman for two reasons.

1) You have the wrong politics, which makes you a sex traitor and invalidates your gender as female.
2) Men make the best women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)


Well we ARE living in Bizarro World, so that sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (Ez6QX)

406 Bill kristol is the WHAT?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (j9HX3)

407 393 274 Okay, having had a second look at the Spartacus letter I am getting a picture of a guy in a darkened room with thumbtacks stuck in pictures on all four walls and the ceiling, connected by yards and yards of red yarn.

For one thing, biology in the real world is never as linear and cleanly sequential as he proposes. A => B => C =>D is an artificial construct. In reality cellular processes in aa pathologic disease state are hectic, chaotic and have multiple complex interactions. He takes a lot of individual bits of information and builds a chain made of speculation.

Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.

YMMV
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:24 AM (Xwt96)

Thank you for doing that and reporting back.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 09:56 AM (6dJKT)

Accepting all of this as being accurate... I am left in exactly the same place as I started... precisely nowhere... with a deep deep distrust of governance and institutions in this country, and mistrust of information... talk about being alienated!

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (6Je/Q)

408 >>@EmilyGorcenski

Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.



I would beg to differ.

Posted by: DNA Test at September 29, 2021 10:00 AM (O6tY8)

409 Is that video at the top of the sidebar real? Like, are those people real, or is it some shtick? I can't even tell anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 10:00 AM (KISI+)

410 and thank you, Muldoon, for your thoughts on that "Spartacus" letter thing.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 29, 2021 10:00 AM (j9HX3)

411 Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.

___

THAT'S NOT HOW ANH OF THIS WORKS!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (GQ5VU)

412 284 265 I've been in this exact same Italian restaurant, in Wilkes-Barre or Scranton.

Grico's - Exeter PA - smack dab between WB/Scranton

Old school eye-talion
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 29, 2021 09:26 AM (C3OPZ)

Ha! I'm looking at Grico's photos online and I don't think that's it, but that place looks great.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (6dJKT)

413 No, he's knot.
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)


Don't you start...

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (Ez6QX)

414 380 How many Jens have you ever met from the Golan Heights?

or elizabeths, for that matter.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (v3pYe)

415 Bill Kristol: The Conservative Case for proudly supporting Hillary Clinton's bagman for Governor

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (mbFEM)

416
Is that video at the top of the sidebar real? Like, are those people real, or is it some shtick? I can't even tell anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Shtick / satire. They have done others.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

417 @EmilyGorcenski
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:50 AM (d9FiS)
++++
Then why the "trans" prefix?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (KISI+)

418 One Day After Taking "Booster Shot," President Biden Abruptly Cancels Trip to Chicago
Posted by: SMOD

He's going saline instead!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Maybe it was holy saline water.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (d9FiS)

419 @greg_price11
Terry McAuliffe: "Tonight, I have the leading conservative in America here, Bill Kristol, who has endorsed my campaign for governor."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:58 AM


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Bubble Status:

[X] In

[ ] Out

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (m+jkK)

420 No, he's knot.
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

Don't you start...
Posted by: Jordan61

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)

421 Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)

Seventy percent is awfully high after a vaccine. Seems like the last time so many developed even mild symptoms *was* the smallpox vaccine.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (1lKRm)

422 I would beg to differ.
Posted by: DNA Test at September 29, 2021 10:00 AM (O6tY


So would I!

Posted by: "Emily's" Prostate at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (Ez6QX)

423 Trump should come out saying that he identifies as female, robbing every Democratic woman the right of saying that they could become the first Female President.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

424 Good morning. I feel like I need to wear my glasses for this painting - everything is so blurry.

Posted by: IC at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (hV9ir)

425 No, he's knot.
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

Don't you start...
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM


Puns? I'm a frayed knot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (m+jkK)

426 Eh, screw it, Ima stop talking about the virus, it gets me nowhere anyway.... all the info out there is suspect, and the " truth" is contingent on whatever purveyor you choose to believe... sooo Post Modern... all relative, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 10:03 AM (6Je/Q)

427 >>No, he's knot.


It's all for knot.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 10:03 AM (O6tY8)

428 Thanks Muldoon - I need all the informed critiques I can read.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2021 10:03 AM (mD/uy)

429 No, he's knot.
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (arJlL)

Don't you start...
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2021 10:01 AM

Puns? I'm a frayed knot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2021 10:02 AM (m+jkK)

This pun thread is a veritable string of purls.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2021 10:03 AM (sW10E)

430 They told me I was getting a booster seat. What a gyp.

Posted by: Joetato at September 29, 2021 10:04 AM (ezH4j)

431 407 talk about being alienated!

speaking of which, the rats being consumed by that alien boss wench in the well-known documentary series v were being alien ated.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 10:04 AM (oY6Yp)

432 Bottom line is my faith in that institution has been shaken, and I am searching for answers, is all.
Posted by: kraken

*****

Fair enough, and a sentiment many of us share as well. I approach every single item with a large degree of skepticism. It is the new normal, but damn, it makes for a tiring day. And as Warai alluded, the BS detector sure gets a workout these days.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 10:04 AM (Xwt96)

433 Dubious enough to make me wonder if it could be an op to discredit honest critique of public COVID policy.

YMMV


Well, I just got ten minutes of my day back since I can close that tab without reading it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (nfrXX)

434 Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski

Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.


I see someone who failed biology. She should sue. Her teachers aren't worth a shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (OCTRt)

435 Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 29, 2021 09:59 AM (j9HX3)

The pan-out showed something like a large conference room with a standard emergency door at one side. Very reminiscent of when our church met in a repurposed warehouse actually.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (1lKRm)

436 Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (tiR3O)

437 429 This pun thread is a veritable string of purls.

i saw knit open for purl at the joann pavilion back in the knotties.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (sGtp+)

438 Bill Kristol is the leading conservative? On which planet?

Posted by: IC at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (hV9ir)

439 317 I've begun slipping it into casual conversation, in a Buckley-esque fashion.
------------------------------------
That's very light-dark of you, Mike.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:34 AM (UHVv4)

Oooh, fight.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (6dJKT)

440 LOL leading conservative Bill Kristol

Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (CYnTg)

441 >>@EmilyGorcenski

Sep 27, 2021
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.


Then menstruate.

No hurry. We'll wait.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (O6tY8)

442 @338

>>YouTube will ban any video that claims "vaccines are ineffective or dangerous" from now on and has suspended the accounts of prominent vaccination opponents, including Joseph Mercola and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (WSJ)


Per the CDC, the annual flu vaccine is 36pct effective for all populations.

If you wouldn't call that ineffective, how about, largely ineffective?

And with increasing breakthrough COVID infections and the need for never-ending booster shots apparently, I would surmise that the COVID vaccines overall effectiveness is right around that of the GOP to advance conservative principles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (X23mI)

443
Very reminiscent of when our church met in a repurposed warehouse actually.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


In a WHAT? Oh, WAREhouse!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (pNxlR)

444 Seventy percent is awfully high after a vaccine.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


*****

I agree with that.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (Xwt96)

445 >>Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?


No. They really missed the mark on that one.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (O6tY8)

446 It's probably best to not argue with the insane.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 10:06 AM (xopIz)

447 This week L A city council will demand proof of jab to enter city bldgs. Suppose you got a jury summons? You have to take the poison by law now?

Posted by: Commisar of Rules For You at September 29, 2021 10:07 AM (HZr2L)

448 438 Bill Kristol is the leading conservative? On which planet?
Posted by: IC at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (hV9ir)


Planet Virginia.

Unfortunately, its kinda true that he's the leading conservative in the state Commonwealth.

Posted by: blaster at September 29, 2021 10:07 AM (mbFEM)

449 "On which planet?"

The one where Biden is the legitimate president, the U.S. is a racist white supremacist nation, and communism is a viable form of government.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 10:07 AM (B0mGw)

450 Kristol wishes to conserve deep state power.

The label is accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 29, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

451 Dear Jonah,
I've often said, "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean..." Unfortunately, due to recent experiences, I must conclude, it *is*, indeed the size of the boat.
Mrs. Goldberg

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (lGrs1)

452 'Reggie, give me the Titan Booster.'
-some KenyoIndo 'guy'

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (0OP+5)

453 Is there any truth to the statement that Joe Biden has lied at least once in the past to the American people?

How many times can a person lie to your face before you lose all trust in their statements?

Has Joe Biden told us that the vaccine is safe?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (3D/fK)

454 I have "proof" of a couple of jabs.

Not proof-proof you understand.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (xopIz)

455 451 Dear Jonah,
I've often said, "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean..." Unfortunately, due to recent experiences, I must conclude, it *is*, indeed the size of the boat.
Mrs. Goldberg
--------------------
Spend some quality time on an LST during heavy seas.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (tiR3O)

456 One Day After Taking "Booster Shot," President Biden Abruptly Cancels Trip to Chicago
Posted by: SMOD

He's going saline instead!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Maybe it was holy saline water.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Talk about a burning sensation.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:08 AM (OCTRt)

457 "I've often said, "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean..." Unfortunately, due to recent experiences, I must conclude, it *is*, indeed the size of the boat."

That's hot.

Posted by: Mrs. David Frum at September 29, 2021 10:09 AM (B0mGw)

458 375 truly Diabolical machination....

never done any diabol programming. have done cobol, though.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 29, 2021 10:09 AM (v3pYe)

459 I guess the new Bronco looks better than the electric Mustang. But that's not sayin much

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 29, 2021 10:09 AM (Kd5Vh)

460 One last comment about the painting before it's willowed, and maybe someone's already said it:

Interesting that the artist chose a tall & thin canvas. The thinness creates a claustrophobic scene. The subject seems to be literally in a tight spot as well as figuratively. Well done.

Posted by: 496 at September 29, 2021 10:09 AM (VJsqe)

461 Bill Kristol is the leading conservative? On which planet?

Uranus.

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 10:09 AM (ZsR3z)

462 It's probably best to not argue with the insane.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ

Nor have sex with them.

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (arJlL)

463 436 Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM
I was 'whoaed' by the new Ford Bronco.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (0OP+5)

464 445 >>Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?


No. They really missed the mark on that one.
-----------------------
That was my take when I saw one. Its like a Honda Element without the utility.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (tiR3O)

465 436 Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (tiR3O)

About as wowed as I was by the new Range Rover Defender - which was, not at all.

How the auto industry managed to take two classic designs from two different auto companies and make them look like mediocre versions of the same car is a mystery to me. Why is it that the concept car versions are so much cooler, but never produced?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (hErX5)

466 "Nor have sex with them."

Unless operating under an assumed name.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (B0mGw)

467 Neighbor is selling their maytag clothes dryer which is 5 yrs old. Should still be ok to buy?
I mean my current dryer is old enough to drink alcohol, limping along with a few repairs, but dunno how long 2015 era dryers last.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (oEn12)

468 Planet Virginia.

Unfortunately, its kinda true that he's the leading conservative in the state Commonwealth.


WTH are you talking about?

Posted by: pep at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (ZsR3z)

469 >>Its like a Honda Element without the utility.


And, likely none of the reliability.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (O6tY8)

470 I walked by a Chevy " Spark".... I snickered.

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (6Je/Q)

471 New poll shows Biden's approval among Texas Hispanics has taken a MASSIVE nosedive to just 37%

-
Keep calling them La Tinx. That'll bring them around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (d9FiS)

472 That's very light-dark of you, Mike.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 29, 2021 09:34 AM (UHVv4)

Oooh, fight.
Posted by: m
-------

I'm due for a cataract assessment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (WD9ZA)

473 Looks like a graphic novel panel rather than a painting. Dunno what that says about the art or about the art of some graphic novels.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (V6f9+)

474
It's probably best to not argue with the insane.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ

Nor have sex with them.
Posted by: JT


This is about me, isn't it?

-- boiled bear urine and crackerjack arsonist shamanista

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2021 10:11 AM (8IkOE)

475 Neighbor is selling their maytag clothes dryer which is 5 yrs old. Should still be ok to buy?
I mean my current dryer is old enough to drink alcohol, limping along with a few repairs, but dunno how long 2015 era dryers last.
Posted by: vmom


I had a '91 Kenmore die in 2018. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (OCTRt)

476 I saw a new B L A Z E R. Looks nice. But I will never buy another Gubmint Motors car.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (xopIz)

477 "Was anyone here wowed by the new Ford Bronco?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:05 AM (tiR3O) "

Well, it is better looking than the Pontiac Aztec.

But not by much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (3D/fK)

478 Pixy does not like the word "B l a z e r."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (xopIz)

479 Pay the premium... buy Toyotas....

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (6Je/Q)

480 It's probably best to not argue with the insane.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ

Nor have sex with them.
Posted by: JT


It's ok. As long as you give a fake name.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:13 AM (OCTRt)

481 and congrats to Sponge!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 29, 2021 10:13 AM (V6f9+)

482 What is with all these women eating bananas in the ads?

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 10:13 AM (B0mGw)

483 I'm due for a cataract assessment.
---------------------
Lens replacement is easy. If you have cataracts get them done. You will thank me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:13 AM (tiR3O)

484 @EmilyGorcenski
As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.

*****

I wouldn't just sue Emily's biology teacher, but also her spelling teacher. Emily misspelled both 'certifiably' and 'insane'

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (Xwt96)

485
Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

486 Well, it is better looking than the Pontiac Aztec.
--------------------
That and the Avalanche really stepped up car design.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (tiR3O)

487 Well, it is better looking than the Pontiac Aztec.

But not by much.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM

My goodness - that was truly an ugly car.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (hErX5)

488 Wife had her cataracts fixed... she is amazed that the world is so bright and colorful...

Posted by: kraken at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (6Je/Q)

489 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 29, 2021 10:12 AM (xopIz)

Ten years, and a couple major overhauls, later and that name still lives in infamy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (1lKRm)

490 New poll shows Biden's approval among Texas Hispanics has taken a MASSIVE nosedive to just 37%

-
Keep calling them La Tinx. That'll bring them around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Kinda crimps their muy macho vibe they have going.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (OCTRt)

491 Pixy does not like the word "B l a z e r."

*flaunts Premium Membership status:

Blazer

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (Xwt96)

492 "As a transgender woman, I am biologically female."

Best part is that this is a political/philosophical statement and factually incorrect, but if you disagree publicly, you get punished.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (B0mGw)

493 Green autistic jesus threw a fit because world leaders promised last year to cut carbon by 2050. It is 2021 and they haven't done it yet! I want it Now now NOW!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (mdgQ7)

494 Why is it that the concept car versions are so much cooler, but never produced?
======================
B/c they're too rad. The car buying public has been Corolla-ized.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (lGrs1)

495 Wife had her cataracts fixed... she is amazed that the world is so bright and colorful...
Posted by: kraken


At least she didn't look at you and exclaim, "who ARE you?"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 29, 2021 10:16 AM (OCTRt)

496 Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2021 10:15 AM (Xwt96)

Is it browser dependent at this point?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:16 AM (1lKRm)

497 486 Neighbor is selling their maytag clothes dryer which is 5 yrs old. Should still be ok to buy?
----
What is stated reason for selling? But more to the point, what is their statement regarding its condition?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM
Right. May have dried clothes sprayed with cotton defoliant in it. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (0OP+5)

498 485
Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2021 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

According to Wikipedia, Alex Chilton was 16 years old when he recorded that song.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (PiwSw)

499 The great ape is up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (1lKRm)

500
Bill Kristol is the leading conservative? On which planet?
Posted by: IC


On the planet where Spock has a goatee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (63Dwl)

501 Gorilla up.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (hErX5)

502 What's a cotton defoliant ?

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

503 400 Game over, man. Game over.

Greg Price
@greg_price11
Terry McAuliffe: "Tonight, I have the leading conservative in America here, Bill Kristol, who has endorsed my campaign for governor."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 09:58 AM (d9FiS)
-------
Laughing really hard here - "Game over, game over" is the cherry on top. Gotta go for my morning walk, later all.

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if you're into the brevity thing at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (wamUX)

504 Wife had her cataracts fixed... she is amazed that the world is so bright and colorful...
Posted by: kraken

When I had mine, I was like a hippy dropping acid for the first time. "The colors! The colors!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (d9FiS)

505 Muldoon: I noticed that the Spartacus letter looked to me about like 2/3 of the stuff I knew was true but the establishment was lying about and 1/3 of it was poison pills, like, well, for instance "and they're doing this to plan a war with Innocent Little China..."

So yeah, the establishment's half-truths enable Chinese half truths... what else is new?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Caligula Did Nothing Wrong at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (lQ+bi)

506 Right. May have dried clothes sprayed with cotton defoliant in it. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:17 AM (0OP+5)

What does that do to future wash loads?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (1lKRm)

507 Multiple comments from behind the scenes federal official regarding the non-whippings that the admin is still publicly pushing. The "consequences" Joe publicly promised to mete out to the non-transgressors are "no big deal" (off the record). Just a few days suspension (with pay). I find this overt wink wink nudge nudge more off-putting than if they actually truly believed the whipping occurred. It's an implicit confession that they are intentionally lying for political effect.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (/sXjR)

508
I had a '91 Kenmore die in 2018. :-(
Posted by: rickb22

92 Kenmore here. Paint peeling off the outside, moisture sensor kaput, but still dries on timed dry

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 10:19 AM (oEn12)

509 467 Neighbor is selling their maytag clothes dryer which is 5 yrs old. Should still be ok to buy?
I mean my current dryer is old enough to drink alcohol, limping along with a few repairs, but dunno how long 2015 era dryers last.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 10:10 AM (oEn12)

I've had the same dryer since 1984. No repairs needed. Does a great job.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 29, 2021 10:20 AM (Fs5vw)

510 502 What's a cotton defoliant ?
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 10:20 AM (6dJKT)

511 His automobile's extended warranty has expired, but if he calls now it can be reinstated.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 29, 2021 10:20 AM (qyH+l)

512 B/c they're too rad. The car buying public has been Corolla-ized.
------------------
Yep. But then everything was designed by the same wind tunnel. Jeebus, its like everything on wheels is a suppository wanting to drive up your ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2021 10:20 AM (tiR3O)

513 Defoliant takes the leaves off cotton stalks making for less gin trash and better price on baled cotton. Defoliant has a distinctive skunk-like odor. Hope I didn't offend any here mentioning cotton. Or skunks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:21 AM (0OP+5)

514 And a Kenworth will pull a load of cotton to the mill. A Kenmore not so much.

Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2021 10:23 AM (0OP+5)

515 It's an implicit confession that they are intentionally lying for political effect.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 29, 2021 10:18 AM (/sXjR)

It sets up LEO/Border Patrol for reprisal assassinations. Once again causing anyone with a family to want to avoid those jobs and leaving psychos (or military like NY is threatening to do with hospitals) to fill the void.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 29, 2021 10:23 AM (1lKRm)

516 What is stated reason for selling? But more to the point, what is their statement regarding its condition?

==

They are selling w/d because they are switching their laundry room to upstairs and need an electric dryer. They say w/d both work fine.
Just interested in the dryer though.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 29, 2021 10:26 AM (oEn12)

517 492 "As a transgender woman, I am biologically female."
_____________

Sure you are. That's like a 50-year old woman getting a face lift and proclaiming she's now a 40-year old woman.

She's just a 50-year old woman who's had plastic surgery.

Just like a "transgender woman" is just a man who's had plastic surgery. Doesn't change the biology, doesn't change the chromosomes, just changes the outer appearance.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 29, 2021 11:11 AM (k4dH2)

518 Send lawyers, guns, and money.
The shit has hit the fan.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 29, 2021 11:24 AM (QMwOT)

519 Kris, I tried clicking on the painting to download it so I could embiggen it; it wasn't clickable. Make them clickable?

Posted by: m at September 29, 2021 12:01 PM (Zsfob)

520 Thank you for explaining how this painting is designed to create a specific view of the man.

Posted by: R.F. Hirsch at September 29, 2021 12:04 PM (oMkPq)

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
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