Help! My Wife's New Boyfriend Voted for Trump, and I Don't Know How to Feel About That!

Note this isn't his ex-wife. No, this is his current wife, who he lives with.

Or lived with, at least. Until she started banging this Trump supporter.

He's in a polyamorous relationship. He lets his wife sleep with other men.

And he's mad about two things:

1, His wife's new boyfriend voted for Trump, and

2, He's sick of all of his wife's boyfriends' drinking buddies calling him a cvck!

Okay, I made up that last one, but you know that must bother him.

[33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]... and he voted for Trump.
Rant/Vent
It's driving me insane. My wife and I have been married for a few years, and throughout our marriage we've always been monogamous. About 6 months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in another man into the relationship to spice things up. I hesitantly agreed. We found a guy on Craigslist. It was actually pretty fun at first. Liberating, even. The three of us often had dinner together, watched movies, played games, etc. The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though).
Fast forward to Mid-November. I make a joke at the dinner table about how finally the fucking cheeto is going to be out of office. The new boyfriend, who's always been nice to me, told me to "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy". I was taking aback by his sudden anger. He's much larger than me so I admittedly just looked at my wife as a plea for help. She just continued eating trying to act like nothing was going on. I did not know he was a Trump supporter. He even made a joke about him in the past, but he proceeded to tell me that he voted for him.
Long story short, after he had left for the night, I told the wife that we can't associate with him (for obvious reasons). This is where it got bad. She defended HIM and told ME that I was being DISRESPECTFUL for not understanding that some people have different political views!!! I kept insisting that he's a white supremacist and a racist and she said he wasn't. My wife has always been very liberal and anti-trump just like me but now she's defending the fucker. I told her we were done if she doesn't stop seeing him... after a few days of fighting, and her continuously saying things would be fine, I packed up and left, thinking she'd finally comply.
Now, I've driven by the house a few times and his pickup truck is always parked there. In fact, I THINK HE FUCKING MOVED IN.
what the FUCK do I do now?
Signed,
Pastor Lieutenant David F.

Okay, it's not actually signed that. As with NeverTrump and Russiagate, I made it up.

But there is a truthiness to it. A Deeper Truth.

Read the complaint, and the advice offered to him by his fellow cvcks, at r/polyamory.

Now, I didn't see anyone claiming this was a fake post. And I know Reddit deletes posts they think are political hoaxes.

So, unbelievable as it seems, this might be 100% genuine.

But speaking of fake complaints: A guy just admitted that he's responsible for a lot of the most absurd "Dear Prudence" letters at Slate.

Like this one:

That was a good one. I posted about it.

And while it turns out it was a hoax letter... well, the editors at Slate seem to have believed that this absurd letter merited a response, and that that response would be interesting to, and edifying for, Slate readers.

Sexton notes:

The author concludes by noting he’s certain there are others out there writing similar fake letters. Reading over a few of the ones that Slate has published recently, it's not hard to believe that most of them are fakes. For instance, "Help! My Family Is Mad I'd Rather Build My Life Around My Cats Than Them." Or maybe, "Help! My Family Wants to Do Thanksgiving in Texas, but I Don’t Want to Support the State." Wait, actually, I can believe that one is real. But a lot of these are hard to tell.

Well, that's the problem, isn't it? The left has become so insane that hoaxes spoofing their insanity read as sincere. Or at least, plausibly sincere.

And in fact the hoaxer says is the balancing act he performed:

After a few false starts, I learned that a good letter is defined by two opposing values: it must be plausible, but it must also be ridiculous. This is a delicate equilibrium to manage, and one that I botched frequently. Help! My Friend Thinks I Am Stealing Vaccines From African-American Grandmothers To Attend Sex Resorts ran, but was a disappointment; it needed another flourish of insanity to justify its existence...

And the thing is: these hoax letters are in fact borderline plausible. Leftists really do act and think this way. A political movement so neurotic and crazy that it requires a welter of articles every Thanksgiving and Christmas telling liberals how to "survive" the holidays with their family and win arguments about all the Racist Uncles of Urban Folk-Tales is not one with a surfeit of mental stability.

Original admission at Gawker.

I got this from the Boyscast, by the way.

Flashback: A couple tries an "open relationship" to make them "closer."

Posted by: Ace at 02:29 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

2 SMOD. We need SMOD, soonest.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at September 17, 2021 01:29 PM (N3El/)

3 The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though).

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Surprise!

You let your wife get pleasured by another man because your sex life had become boring for her, and she's liking it!

Surprise!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

4 Loldgf

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2021 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 17, 2021 01:30 PM (pubRs)

6 Pastor David F.,

I have a similar situation. Have you considered getting a pair of dogs and pretending they're your children?

Posted by: Jonah G. at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

7 D=don't

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

8 Fast forward to Mid-November. I make a joke at the dinner table about how finally the fucking cheeto is going to be out of office. The new boyfriend, who's always been nice to me, told me to "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy". I was taking aback by his sudden anger. He's much larger than me so I admittedly just looked at my wife as a plea for help.

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Fucking hilarious.

The cvck is a weak simp and and the boyfriend is a larger, presumably muscular guy. I mean...I can't imagine why the wife would have brought up the idea of sleeping with other men.

Like...at all. It just boggles the mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

9 When I read mainstream media, I regularly wonder what country they're discussing. Turns out it's mine. These people do not live in the world I inhabit, thank you Jesus.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (c8cE2)

10 Dear Penthouse Forun:

You won't believe what I found out today....

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (mbFEM)

11 This one is turd burglars all the way down. Note in (M) for everybody, even after wife.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at September 17, 2021 01:31 PM (UVFNb)

12 If that's fake - and I hope it is -- it is a clever fake. Wow, what a pathetic cvck. He's fine with other dudes banging his wife, but only if they share his wussy politics.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 17, 2021 01:32 PM (NXZ4e)

13 Long story short, after he had left for the night, I told the wife that we can't associate with him (for obvious reasons). This is where it got bad. She defended HIM and told ME that I was being DISRESPECTFUL for not understanding that some people have different political views!!! I kept insisting that he's a white supremacist and a racist and she said he wasn't. My wife has always been very liberal and anti-trump just like me but now she's defending the fucker. I told her we were done if she doesn't stop seeing him... after a few days of fighting, and her continuously saying things would be fine, I packed up and left, thinking she'd finally comply.

Now, I've driven by the house a few times and his pickup truck is always parked there. In fact, I THINK HE FUCKING MOVED IN.

what the FUCK do I do now?

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Fucking hilarious. He was a pussy she married for whatever reason. She got a taste of a real man, and she wants the real man instead.

He'd better respect her choices. She's a stronk, independent woman and to say otherwise is sexist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

14 Hopefully most of our enemies are like that.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 17, 2021 01:34 PM (rCCYG)

15 Give him up for some Soiboy, or a Lesbian lover otherwise I can't help you.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 01:35 PM (2JoB8)

16 I am kind of confused by the post. Are we supposed to believe this is real because REDDIT with its super serious, umm, editing, let's it stay up?

Or are we to believe that people write these looney toon letters for clickbait all the time so this is obviously looney toon clickbait?

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:35 PM (mbFEM)

17 OK, this is fucked up.

I have no fucks to give. However, apparently, the whore wife has tons of fucks to give.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2021 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

18 So the limp whiner moved out, conceding his territory and equity investment to his wife and the man she likes.

Huh?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2021 01:35 PM (MIKMs)

19 So wait... Women - even liberal, leftist women - STILL want a real man and not a limp-wristed soy boy?

Oh my stars and garters.

And here I thought that masculine men who care for (and take care of, ahem) their women were such a big problem that giant dependapotamus types were going to stop having sex with them.

Who knew? I mean, besides fucking all of us?

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchak the Nightstalker at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (cvNl1)

20 I make a joke at the dinner table about how finally the fucking cheeto is going to be out of office.

IOW, David started it and new boyfriend finished it. Damn, David's ass must burn...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (ZSK0i)

21 "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy"

LMAO!

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (8k7U7)

22 The word Cvck so rudely stark.

How about "Plunging Stallion Well Fed at the Manger."

Posted by: 13times at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (WZs8y)

23 Craigslist dumped the sex market years ago to keep from going to prison.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (aa+zj)

24 Called the others below. I'll be leaving soon and unable to lurk here, so I hope others start calling the "noods". Just being polite...

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (HyPy9)

25 ace, what the actual fuck?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (csEWM)

26 Or are we to believe that people write these looney toon letters for clickbait all the time so this is obviously looney toon clickbait?
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:35 PM (mbFEM)

It's probably fake, but reflects reality, which is that the left is full of these sorts of whackjobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (jOcSX)

27 Human society is broken.

And also, Pastor Lieutenant David F., hmmm? Seems suspiciously tied to that wannabe cult leader David French of the French Davidians.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM (TNyrE)

28 This should be fun.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM (ukNFU)

29 And also, Pastor Lieutenant David F., hmmm? Seems suspiciously tied to that wannabe cult leader David French of the French Davidians.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM (TNyrE)

That's the part that ace says is REALLY fake. He added that part for the verisimilitude.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM (mbFEM)

30 "We found a guy on Craigslist."

--

At least their safety was a priority.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM (O+I8R)

31 And now I read Ace's follow up comment. Still, it fits Frenchy to a tee.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (TNyrE)

32 "(although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though)."

No, actually, it isn't outside the scope of this post. It is VERY related to it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, fiercely straight and monogamous at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (XKZwp)

33 I kept looking for the BabylonBee logo...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (rCCYG)

34 "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy"

He never said anything of the sort. Bank on it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (jWe5r)

35 "The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though)."

You're on your own pal, hahahahahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)

36 "We found a guy on Craigslist."

His name was spider

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (M+Lyo)

37 You know what's odd? We had almost no political discussions in my family, ever. There were never any arguments that I can recall. Until my uncle married into the family. The thing is, he is not even a hardcore leftist. He is just a dumbass who follows where he thinks the wind is blowing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)

38 35 "The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though)."

You're on your own pal, hahahahahah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 01:38 PM (M+Lyo)

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She started getting more.

If you know what I mean...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

39 "So I packed up and left, thinking she'd finally comply."

I dunno why, but that made me LOL. Like, you thought if you left her alone with the masculine dude, she'd come to her senses?

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (AD3JT)

40 That's the part that ace says is REALLY fake. He added that part for the verisimilitude.

Fake but accurate. That's totally legit journalism.

Posted by: Dan Rather Not, thankyewverymuch at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (nfrXX)

41 "now she's defending the fucker."

its FUNNY because he really is a fucker, of his wife. Which all the more makes me think it is "Fake, but true".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (Cus5s)

42 Fuggin Reddit and Redditors are cancers.
Still lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (n+6+7)

43 which one of you guys is sticking it to this wussy's wife?

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (0G13K)

44 [33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]
^ ^ ^

what do the M's mean. Its a fake post.

Posted by: this is a spoof of a spoof at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (vRIHz)

45

Calling BS on that.

" The new boyfriend, who's always been nice to me, told me to "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy"."

Oh, ok. LOL. I would guess it went more like this: "No wonder your wife is fucking me and not you, you douchebag."

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (4WPW/)

46 Fake but accurate

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (CYnTg)

47 [33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]

**

What do all the M's mean?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (EEjVl)

48 Siri: Tell me a story where 4chan and Reddit go at it.

Siri: We are doing phrasing now.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (mbFEM)

49 Okay, the earlier posts pissed me off - a lot. This post just weirds me out. Big time.

Am I alone in feeling this? Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (AiZBA)

50 I'm guessing that she was involved with the other guy well before she brought it up in conversation. No woman could be satisfied in a relationship with someone like the author.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (5kI0z)

51 M means male/man.

I think it's a typo that his wife is called [29M]. I think he meant F. Because he calls her "she" throughout the post.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (0G13K)

52 "About 6 months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in another man into the relationship to spice things up."

Nah, about six months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in A man to the relationship. I'm sure the addition of an actual male to this marriage was quite spicy for the wife.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

53 30 "We found a guy on Craigslist."

--

At least their safety was a priority.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:37 PM
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I really liked that part lol!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (rCCYG)

54 One of the fun bits about the reddit AITA posts is determining if they are real or fake. Though it is concerning when some of them are so bad that all the responses are please oh please oh please let this be fake.

That post is just waaaaaaaaay too on the nose to be real. I mean, it's got everything, the wife wants the bf, they found a guy via Craigslist, the pick up truck, the whole thing. Waaaaaaay too on the nose to be real.

Though it would be even funnier if it was.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

55 I think it's a typo that his wife is called [29M]. I think he meant F. Because he calls her "she" throughout the post.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (0G13K)

Assuming a lot of gender there, hater!

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (mbFEM)

56 Spider is blowing his load on your wife's face and you are worried about his political views ?

ok, tiger

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (M+Lyo)

57 Put me in the "I want to believe, but I don't" camp regarding the cuck. I just want to say, any statement that starts with "my wife's boyfriend" is a lie, because you don't HAVE a wife.

Sorry, I don't care what any piece of paper says, you ain't married. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (YV6PJ)

58 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

59 "So I packed up and left, thinking she'd finally comply."

I dunno why, but that made me LOL. Like, you thought if you left her alone with the masculine dude, she'd come to her senses?

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 17, 2021 01:39 PM (AD3JT)

This.

So this chick married him for whatever reason, and what those reasons were don't matter - what matters is that she had her reasons.

So rather than remind her of all the reasons she married him in the first place, he just bailed so she could get railed while his complexion paled as he learned that he failed.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchak the Nightstalker at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (cvNl1)

60 In the sidebar:
Truth and satire are stranger than fiction. White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated' [Mis. Hum.]

So, about heading down toward Del Rio...might be time.

Posted by: Erik at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (M9SBl)

61 That whole subreddit is a trainwreck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Ez6QX)

62 It's probably fake, but reflects reality, which is that the left is full of these sorts of whackjobs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 01:36 PM (jOcSX)

I kind of think that is ace's point. ace is built off blunt vagina and dick jokes and sober, insightful political analysis. It is the dichotomy between these two seemingly different things that actually attract us to the site.

The adult in me likes the analysis of the fecklessness of the GOPe. The kid in me loves the snizz threads.*

*and yes, that is a slow one over the plate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (csEWM)

63 Okay, the earlier posts pissed me off - a lot. This post just weirds me out. Big time.

Am I alone in feeling this? Lie if you have to.

--

It's a funhouse of surprises here at the HQ.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (O+I8R)

64 [33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]

**

What do all the M's mean?
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tis a fake. or turd burglary cf we picked a guy off craiglist

Posted by: this is a spoof of a spoof at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (waeP4)

65 "It's driving me insane. My wife and I have been married for a few years, and throughout our marriage we've always been monogamous. About 6 months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in another man into the relationship to spice things up. I hesitantly agreed."

Here's a protip for this beta (or any other) male. When your gf/wife/partner/w/e proposes an "open relationship", that's your cue to kick her to the curb and leave. More than likely she's been bored with the guy for awhile now and the open relationship nonsense is her way to cheat without formally cheating. Usually, but not always, a woman who proposes an open relationship is already seeing a guy on the side and wants to formalize it without "cheating".

Of course this beta male fails the open relationship test.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (5aFbR)

66
Pastor Lieutenant David F.

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (n+4am)

67 Pretty pumped to see ace is using this target rich environment for his comedy and culture critique content tho. I enjoy this content and entertainment.
(Anything but electoral politics, which is beating a dead horse at this point.)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (n+6+7)

68 >>>That post is just waaaaaaaaay too on the nose to be real. I mean, it's got everything, the wife wants the bf, they found a guy via Craigslist, the pick up truck, the whole thing. Waaaaaaay too on the nose to be real.

this stuff is real, though. This is an actual thing. There are articles about My Wife's New Boyfriend in "mainstream media" every other week.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (0G13K)

69 His name was spider

**

HE IS OUR HERO

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (EEjVl)

70 58 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

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Just trying to make puns and fun here, boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

71 Help! My Wife's New Boyfriend Voted for Trump, and I Don't Know How to Feel About That!

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Don't even ask #NeverTrump who their wives' bulls voted for.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (l3RFG)

72 47 [33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]

**

What do all the M's mean?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:40 PM (EEjVl)

Certainly not 'monogamous'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (csEWM)

73 Woah! If i had sex with a mask on i would straight up die. I tried moving a couch with one on and I didn't think I'd live to see my next meal. You can't do physical exertion with a giant filter/muffler across your intake and exhaust port

Posted by: arminius256 at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Dpgtk)

74 That whole subreddit is a trainwreck.

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(presses downvote button until this comment disappears)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (EEjVl)

75 My BIL is a liberal that swallows all of the BS the MSM is pushing. This past year he was diagnosed with Lupus. Well he has made the decision not to let un-vaccinated people into his home. He usually hosts the family Christmas get together, it's a damn shame I can't attend (sarc)

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (prSvo)

76 "Shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy."

I doubt the verisimilitude of the letter.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (m/Gc2)

77 After the Pajama Boy conversation starter ad of the Obama administration, I realized nothing was off the table when it came to the sissy boy left.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (RqlhY)

78 OT, but PLEASE pray for a dear friend's beautiful daughter who contracted a RARE case of pneumonic plague in Wyoming

She's been airlifted to Washington state.

Please PRAY

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

79 I'm guessing the "sex with mask on" was initially the wifes idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (EEjVl)

80 there was just an article in a "mainstream" media outlet, written by the woman involved, wondering if she should become her would-be boyfriend's *third* live-in girlfriend.

When she told the would-be live-in lover that she wasn't sure she was comfortable being the THIRD F***bunny, the would-be boyfriend played the "I guess you're not really polyamorous, then," which shamed her into going through with it.

This is real stuff.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (0G13K)

81 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way

Maybe try some bats. Bats are always fun.

(OK, I didn't really have anything useful to add. Just had to get rid of that Dan Rather sock before it embarrassed me.)

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2021 01:45 PM (nfrXX)

82 Paolo always vote for the strong horse.

Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2021 01:45 PM (UHVv4)

83 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 17, 2021 01:45 PM (Ckg4U)

84 The Craigslist MAGA man composite almost seems like one of those obvious FBI creations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:45 PM (O+I8R)

85 I'm not sure if this letter is 100% legit, but it sure feels it ought to be. Soyboy who is trendy with sharing the wife and finds out the other guy is Trump voter and ends it.... Yeah, it could be true. It could be happening right now. If it's a fake, the guy has the Junior Woody Allen on full anxiety attack mode down solid. He has a future as a (self-published) writer.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 01:45 PM (W+kMI)

86 You can't do physical exertion with a giant filter/muffler across your intake and exhaust port

Posted by: arminius256 at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Dpgtk)

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Well yeah, those exertion facts have to escape somehow!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (RqlhY)

87 Have you seen these polyamorous people? They look like the missing link.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (UuD2k)

88 Prayers up, JoeF.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (c8cE2)

89 OK, this is fucked up.

I have no fucks to give. However, apparently, the whore wife has tons of fucks to give.
Posted by: Archer

Mother Nature was bad to me this growing season.

I planted a field of fucks and look, yonder thru the trees! My field of fucks lies bare!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (OCTRt)

90 When she told the would-be live-in lover that she wasn't sure she was comfortable being the THIRD F***bunny, the would-be boyfriend played the "I guess you're not really polyamorous, then," which shamed her into going through with it.

**

F*ck yeah he's a badass.

Possibly even the Paulo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Where are the surges from college football superspreader stadiums? at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (EEjVl)

91 >>>I planted a field of fucks and look, yonder thru the trees! My field of fucks lies bare!

haha

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

92 Farts, no facts. Freaking auto cucumber.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (RqlhY)

93 Has this story been adapted to the overarching deathbed of the unvaxxed wishing if only they'd taken the jab before it was curtains?

Posted by: micky at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (3byMq)

94 58 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

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I did laugh at the "Pastor..." tag line.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (TNyrE)

95 this stuff is real, though. This is an actual thing. There are articles about My Wife's New Boyfriend in "mainstream media" every other week.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:43 PM (0G13K)

Oh that stuff absolutely is real. That's why it's difficult to tell if that post is fake or not. I'm sticking with fake, it's just too much the cliche.

There's a pretty decent size (heh) subgenre of chick romance (porn, it's porn) lit about harems because Super Special Girl is just so Super Special she needs five billionaires to take care of her.

Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

96 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.
Posted by: Slapweasel

I'm stealing that. Perfect.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (OssQ4)

97
You can't do physical exertion with a giant filter/muffler across your intake and exhaust port
Posted by: arminius256 at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Dpgtk)

Tell that to my primary doc. A couple of months ago he had me do a treadmill stress test during a checkup while wearing a mask.

He might not be a very good doctor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (n+4am)

98 It probably takes 4-5 polyamorous people to make a complete human genome. So what they're doing kinda makes sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (UuD2k)

99 Prayers for your friend's daughter, JoeF, for a quick recovery!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (O+I8R)

100 Usually, but not always, a woman who proposes an open relationship is already seeing a guy on the side and wants to formalize it without "cheating".
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The appropriate answer is to say nothing, but in front of her fire up the computer and search bulk purchases of quicklime and GPS map of nearest national park. And bulk purchases of human sized plastic wrap. If the lightbulb does not go on, get the shovel out of the garage and sharpen the edge.

Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a gal that needs an attitude adjustment when I see one at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (akz1n)

101 Pneumonic? How in the hell?

Prayers of course. If they can get her antibiotics quick enough she should be ok. I am just floored that she was able to catch it like that.

How many days since she started showing symptoms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

102 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K

I think it's hilarious, definitely took my mind off the destruction of our country.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (8k7U7)

103 I'm on some online date sites. Fully a third of women or more are "no Trumpers". Literally that's what they put down.

Reddit is just a big liberal echo chamber.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (eMEkg)

104 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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LOL

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (bgWIn)

105 Of course, I much larger than David, Jonah, and piccolo Billy.

Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (UHVv4)

106 So he's not upset that his wife is being properly serviced by a probably huge-cocked boyfriend, but that he's a Trump supporter who is probably converting her with his huge cock.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (mR6Gs)

107 The Deep State's primary Covid-19 vaccine peddler, Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him in June for "violating or considering to violate non-disclosure agreements" pertaining to vaccination protocols.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

108 Paolo the Trumpvoter

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (ZMqQQ)

109 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

110 The challenge is getting the various STDees to mesh.

Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (taPSh)

111 A fart is a fact that comes from your colon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (UuD2k)

112 My Wife's New Boyfriend Voted for Trump, and I Don't Know How to Feel About That!

So, in a 6 degrees sort of way, Trump is banging your girlfriend.

Take THAT, you fag.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Chris Rock used to do a bit " If your girlfriend says maybe we should start seeing other people she ALREADY IS"

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (CYnTg)

114 Penthouse Letters was never better.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

115 Trump supporters are better in bed.

And their men. In addition to be real men, are longer and girthier, too.

We at the FIB know this because this happened to us as well.

Posted by: FIB, the Selective Law Enforcement AGENCY- and we do mean Selective at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (MH0eD)

116 this post was supposed to be the funny, light post that gave you a break from the heavy stuff

it doesn't seem to be working out that way
Posted by: ace

Srsly? You can't hear the laughter in every post?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (OCTRt)

117 >>>04 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.
Posted by: Slapweasel

i know someone who swears by it as far as niche interests and that kind of thing.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (0G13K)

118 The appropriate answer is to say nothing, but in front of her fire up the computer and search bulk purchases of quicklime and GPS map of the nearest national park. And bulk purchases of human-sized plastic wrap. If the lightbulb does not go on, get the shovel out of the garage and sharpen the edge.
Posted by: I'm not doctor phil
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This works in the reverse also.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (bgWIn)

119 Prayers offered, Joe.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (RqlhY)

120 I'm not going to Walgreens at 3am for .her.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (T1fV4)

121 Pastor Lieutenant David F should just go find himself a transwoman that will protect him from real men. His "wife" won't be coming back and she will take half of his stuff and get a big alimony check to keep her and her new REAL man boyfriend happy and f*cking all day long.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (IukSd)

122 I hesitantly agreed. We found a guy on Craigslist. It was actually pretty fun at first. Liberating, even. The three of us often had dinner together, watched movies, played games, etc. The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though).
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No, that is the point of your post. Your wife wanted to bang other dudes and you LET HER DO IT. That's on you, bro. The correct answer there was, "no, we're not bringing other people into our sex life. If you have an affair, I'll divorce you. Make your choices." And the give her the high hard one.

But no. You allowed your wife to cheat on you openly. You removed yourself and now, since you're a less-than-man who cucked out, you're not getting as much as you used to. This is because you're not a man anymore. You sacrificed it and now you don't get a say in who your wife rails, Trump supporter or not. Oh, you might have agreed to that initially, but here's the thing: that doesn't amount to a hill of beans. She's in charge, and you put her there. Go ahead. Put your foot down. Then be ready for divorce papers within three months. And you did it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (DCdYk)

123 113 Chris Rock used to do a bit " If your girlfriend says maybe we should start seeing other people she ALREADY IS"
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (CYnTg)

I figure that is a truism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (csEWM)

124 Paolo is definitely a trump voter

he is, how you say, deplorable

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (0G13K)

125 98 It probably takes 4-5 polyamorous people to make a complete human genome. So what they're doing kinda makes sense.

SO TRUE

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

126 I saw some guy on Twitter was getting hot and heavy with a girl and she said "Can I call you Fauci?" and he did not even know what to say.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (mbFEM)

127 Pneumonic? How in the hell?

Prayers of course. If they can get her antibiotics quick enough she should be ok. I am just floored that she was able to catch it like that.

How many days since she started showing symptoms?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

She caught it from her cat who died a couple weeks ago. The cat probably killed infected rodents.

It's so rare, they put out a bulletin about this on the Wyoming Department of health website.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)

128 Up for yours, JoeF.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (DCdYk)

129 The fact that none of the responses thought this was too over the top to be real is illustrative. Most of the men in the comments are cucks, too, if only potentially.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (OssQ4)

130 "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy"

hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (zwDuR)

131 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.
Posted by: Slapweasel

Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (OCTRt)

132 Something tells me ace was a lot younger than 29 when he started his blog but his core audience was well above 29. lol

Great content btw, ace. Moar of this please.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (n+6+7)

133 "2, He's sick of all of his wife's boyfriends' drinking buddies calling him a cvck!"

Wait. Did Erick Erickson write this on his "Confessions of a Fat, Bloated Cvck" blog?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (XKgKh)

134 Trump supporters are better in bed.

And their men. In addition to be real men, are longer and girthier, too.
We at the FIB know this because this happened to us as well.
Posted by: FIB, the Selective Law Enforcement AGENCY- and we do mean Selective at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (MH0eD)
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Don't forget the pretty eyes.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (bgWIn)

135 this stuff is real, though. This is an actual thing. There are articles about My Wife's New Boyfriend in "mainstream media" every other week.
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In all seriousness, that's part of the op. They really really really don't want people to have children. And the gender switching, family busting polyamory, feminism/abortion is all part of the plan to reduce the population. So yes, these stories are ALL the time out there. Its marketing. Bascially that is what the "news" is these days. Its a continuous ad for the narrative.

Posted by: Sure it sounds crazy today, give about 3 years and get back to me . . . at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (akz1n)

136 How many days since she started showing symptoms?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

She's been in the hospital in Wyoming since the 12th
She's now in a hospital in Washington State

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (mR6Gs)

137 107, link? Or parody?

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (c8cE2)

138 He would not have complained if the wife moved out and the boyfriend stayed with him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (5kI0z)

139 That can't be real.
Can it?
It boggles the mind and makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (x6uUk)

140 Pastor Lieutenant David F needs another 6 pronged COVID enema

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

141 seems plausible enough. fucker will dump her when he gets tired of it. it's very doubtful she's a hottie considering who she married.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (oA+QO)

142 I call hoax, but I also site Poe's Law.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (XHhHI)

143 Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

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You could model for the ripped bodice cover art, too.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (RqlhY)

144 "i know someone who swears by it as far as niche interests and that kind of thing."
-Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (0G13K)

Does his boyfriend know he's on Reddit?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (Ckg4U)

145 She caught it from her cat who died a couple weeks ago. The cat probably killed infected rodents.

It's so rare, they put out a bulletin about this on the Wyoming Department of health website.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:50 PM (mR6Gs)

Well, pneumonic from what I recall is extremely fast because of the ease the bacteria has in multiplying in your lungs.

This is one of the few times a mask would actually help for the caregivers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (csEWM)

146 I'm confused.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)

147 144 "i know someone who swears by it as far as niche interests and that kind of thing."
-Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (0G13K)

Does his boyfriend know he's on Reddit?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (Ckg4U)

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Rumors of pictures of naked people, as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

148 It's so rare, they put out a bulletin about this on the Wyoming Department of health website.

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It sure is. I just found it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (O+I8R)

149 I'm on some online date sites. Fully a third of women or more are "no Trumpers". Literally that's what they put down.

Reddit is just a big liberal echo chamber.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at September 17, 2021 01:48 PM (eMEkg)

Me too, and same. I prefer it, though. Tell me up front that you're bug fuck nuts.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchak the Nightstalker at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (cvNl1)

150 In all seriousness, that's part of the op. They really really really don't want people to have children. And the gender switching, family busting polyamory, feminism/abortion is all part of the plan to reduce the population. So yes, these stories are ALL the time out there. Its marketing. Bascially that is what the "news" is these days. Its a continuous ad for the narrative.
Posted by: Sure it sounds crazy today, give about 3 years and get back to me . . . at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (akz1n)
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Yup. Make cheating on your husband "trendy" by "including him." Then count on the dames to talk each other into it so they can be hip and trendy, too.

Then it all blows up and you have more divorcees in misery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (DCdYk)

151 Some people were born to have sex with a mask on.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (GPwVZ)

152 I like how he made it a point to say "The sexual stuff stayed separate." Like he didn't want to sound gay.

Guess he's not that liberal after all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (UuD2k)

153 Like I said, he seems more concerned that the Trump boyfriend will turn her around.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (mR6Gs)

154 >>Tell that to my primary doc. A couple of months ago he had me do a treadmill stress test during a checkup while wearing a mask.

He might not be a very good doctor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (n+4am)

If I did a stress test with a mask on I'd be like step step step step step step Ok, we're done, maximum stress achieved

Posted by: arminius256 at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (Dpgtk)

155 I call hoax, but I also site Poe's Law.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (XHhHI)
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Aaaaaggggh!!-cite-C-I-T-E, cite.

I haven't gotten that right the last 4-5 times!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (XHhHI)

156 113 Chris Rock used to do a bit " If your girlfriend says maybe we should start seeing other people she ALREADY IS"
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (CYnTg)

Yes, but dudes fall for this trap because they figure they'll be pulling in all kinds of decadence like his gf/wife will be. The reality is that while she's having fun riding the huge CC, he might have one or a few girls after a while.

The fun really begins when the guy eventually finds a girl who is truly into him, then the gf/wife finds out about it and demands to close the relationship, after she's had *her* fun, of course.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (5aFbR)

157 Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

158 If today is hell...will this Monday be Bidens face + mask at Mt Rushmore or a similar outrage?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (T1fV4)

159 The best 69 is a masked 69.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (IukSd)

160 Rumors of pictures of naked people, as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Yes. Busty women may be found there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (csEWM)

161 >>>Does his boyfriend know he's on Reddit?

no i mean stuff like FODMAP health stuff or jailbreaking your phone or deleting all the unwanted bloatware on your computer. health/technical reddits.

I don't read it myself.

Well, maybe r/stacked. (CONTENT WARNING.)

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (0G13K)

162 Man I shoulda kept reading that post. My prediction was right: he tried to put his foot down and it failed miserably.

Outcome probability? 100%.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (DCdYk)

163 161 no i mean stuff like FODMAP health stuff or jailbreaking your phone or deleting all the unwanted bloatware on your computer. health/technical reddits.

I don't read it myself.

Well, maybe r/stacked.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (0G13K)

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I tried to get into the r/movies thread. It sucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

164 Yup. Make cheating on your husband "trendy" by "including him." Then count on the dames to talk each other into it so they can be hip and trendy, too.

Then it all blows up and you have more divorcees in misery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (DCdYk)

Agreed, but it's a hard sell for most normal people.
Although the car key's in a bowl was a thing in the '70's

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (mR6Gs)

165 Okay, the earlier posts pissed me off - a lot. This post just weirds me out. Big time.

Am I alone in feeling this? Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 17, 2021 01:41 PM (AiZBA)

It doesn't bother me, because I presume, like Penthouse Forum, it's a fake. Or "fake but accurate," if you prefer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (2JVJo)

166 "Tell that to my primary doc. A couple of months ago he had me do a treadmill stress test during a checkup while wearing a mask.

He might not be a very good doctor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (n+4am)"

I peeled a guy off the floor at our gym who was trying to jump rope with an N95 mask on. He pretty much face planted and was lucky to hit the mat.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (XKgKh)

167 And their men. In addition to be real men, are longer and girthier, too.
We at the FIB know this because this happened to us as well.
Posted by: FIB, the Selective Law Enforcement AGENCY- and we do mean Selective at September 17, 2021 01:49 PM (MH0eD)
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I know. I couldn't sit for a week!

Posted by: FIB Agent #2 at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (XHhHI)

168 Signed,
Pastor Lieutenant David F.
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You can laugh at me, but most of this actually happened!

Except of course, I didn't move out. I still live in my wife's house, though she makes me sleep on the floor. I don't really mind, except when the step on me in the middle of the night on their way to the bathroom.

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero and mensch at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (1c5s7)

169 I have always viewed the boyfriends in cuck/poly relationships as cucks as well. I cannot wait machine being a man and sharing my gf/fiancé/wife with another man. It goes against everything about being a man.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (n+6+7)

170 Yes, but dudes fall for this trap because they figure they'll be pulling in all kinds of decadence like his gf/wife will be. The reality is that while she's having fun riding the huge CC, he might have one or a few girls after a while.

The fun really begins when the guy eventually finds a girl who is truly into him, then the gf/wife finds out about it and demands to close the relationship, after she's had *her* fun, of course.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (5aFbR)

The problem is, the minute you have these types of discussions, the relationship is over and there is no saving it. Everything else is just tryng to shock it back to life and sunk cost fallacy.*

*pun intended.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

171 Agreed, but it's a hard sell for most normal people.
Although the car key's in a bowl was a thing in the '70's
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (mR6Gs)
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I wonder how much it was in reality, and how much was the prior generation version of this same crap - try to make it trendy and then blow up the lives of the people who try it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (DCdYk)

172 If Ace wants a true palate cleanser to lighten the mood for all the nerds, I can help. Paladins versus succubus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqYtmWbw19k

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (W+kMI)

173 Soy boy husband is sitting at his dinner table with a man who's eating his food and screwing his wife, and when the man tells soy boy to STFU, soy boy looks to his wife for help? LOL

What a pathetic p*ssy. No wonder the wife had to look elsewhere for sexual satisfaction.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 17, 2021 01:55 PM (k4dH2)

174 So daily mail says Biden ended deportation flights TO Haiti and opened the doors.

Posted by: CN at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

175 he seems more concerned that the Trump boyfriend will turn her around.

I bet he already has, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (5kI0z)

176 Did ace just edit a comment?

WTF, ace, we can't edit comments. You're just as bad as AOC tuanting us with your fancy privileges.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (UuD2k)

177 I tried to get into the r/movies thread. It sucked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

Depends on the movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (csEWM)

178 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him
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I'mma need confirmation on this, not anonymous source.

Posted by: Prove it. I'd love to know. at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (YZR73)

179 Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

And this is the DUTCH, who had a much lighter presence there than we did

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

180 In these times, satire is dead, irony is on life support, and the Bee has a time machine that lets them print tomorrow's news today. Ace apparently has one too.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (xunV5)

181 Masculine men have a target rich environment. Most dudes are so beta and shy these days it's sort of unbelievable.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (zwDuR)

182 Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01
Be sure to sprinkle in some retired special forces guys in the stories. Women apparently really like ex Seal books.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (UAr4S)

183 I saw the Snizz Threads open for Wet Wet Wet at Glasgow Green in '88.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (2JVJo)

184 he seems more concerned that the Trump boyfriend will turn her around.

I bet he already has, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (5kI0z)

And inside out, upside down, over and under and sideways too.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (mR6Gs)

185 These globalists like Biden always are offshoring their problems ...

Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

186 I learned that a good letter is defined by two opposing values: it must be plausible, but it must also be ridiculous.

This, too, is part of the art of a particular school of socking.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

187 "We found a guy on Craigslist" C'mon man...Srsly?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 01:58 PM (NpAcC)

188 Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 01:53 PM (RHGPo)

And this is the DUTCH, who had a much lighter presence there than we did
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)
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Not to mention they didn't bug out in the middle of the night leaving all their "allies" in the lurch.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (XHhHI)

189 How do you say accountability in Dutch? I assume it requires a lot of phlegm...

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (CYnTg)

190 This, too, is part of the art of a particular school of socking.
Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (csEWM)

191 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him

Hey, if you can't trust a disgruntled former employee, who can you trust?

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (mbFEM)

192 'ettes should rank these attributes in a man:

Integrity
Wealth
Physical appearance
Masculinity
Sexual Ability
Personality

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (1xxH2)

193 95 Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.
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Do it, mistress. Everyone could use a laugh, a thrill, or both, and you'd get some $$.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:00 PM (W+kMI)

194 I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Fauci us a nasty little authoritarian.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 02:00 PM (CYnTg)

195 187 "We found a guy on Craigslist" C'mon man...Srsly?
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Hey, someone has to keep the white slavers and serial killers busy.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (W+kMI)

196 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him
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But he's got sophistication on his side.

Or was that sophistry?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (XHhHI)

197 >>> And inside out, upside down, over and under and sideways too.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:57 PM (mR6Gs)

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Don't stop, can't stop
It's like a freight train
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hmm ... that also works

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (vEUbs)

198 I am watching Norm McDonald bits. Interview on Conan with Courtney Thorne Smith (who evidently was flacking a new movie with Carrot Top) and Norm says 'You know what you call a movie with Carrot Top? BOX OFFICE POISON!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

199
Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

Might I suggest vampire werewolves?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

200 Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal
Posted by: SMOD

Heh.
Kind of ridiculous, after they were betrayed by their NATO allies, the Americans.

Norms are restored, bitchez.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (vcOmj)

201 AMAZING -- Since the Biden administration has kicked @BillFoxLA and his team out from flying Fox News's drones along the U.S./Mexico border in Del Rio, TX, *local* law enforcement decided to get him a helicopter to hop in and go check things out to continue reporting.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

202 ettes should rank these attributes in a man:

Integrity
Wealth
Physical appearance
Masculinity
Sexual Ability
Personality
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM (

Left off weed wacker

Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (UAr4S)

203 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

*Ponders Underworld*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (csEWM)

204 Nice to see the word Snizz back in the comments.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (QOICl)

205 A couple of comments on the /r cuck thread:

"Do you realize that by acting like a whiny XX chromosome bearing person, that your wife also
a XX chromosome bearing person, might prefer a XY chromosome bearing person now that she has had one in the wild? Was it a BIG truck in the driveway? damn that toxic masculinity."

"shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy" <- Can you possibly get him to record this as a WAV? I need a new ringtone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

206 The fun really begins when the guy eventually finds a girl who is truly into him, then the gf/wife finds out about it and demands to close the relationship, after she's had *her* fun, of course.
==
Everybody involved in these things basically hates everybody else. Its not a thing people do to people they love. Its a narcissists battle to the death.

Posted by: Go ahead make your jokes at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (TRbvC)

207 This is a delicate equilibrium to manage, and one that I botched frequently. Help! My Friend Thinks I Am Stealing Vaccines From African-American Grandmothers To Attend Sex Resorts ran, but was a disappointment; it needed another flourish of insanity to justify its existence...

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LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (l3RFG)

208 US Central Command announces they really didn't drone an "ISIS K planner" in Kabul, as they first claimed. Now they say they accidentally murdered an entire family, including a baby and a number of small children.

But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

Oh, OK.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (1c5s7)

209 This freckled brunette isn't in to cucks:
https://is.gd/Swr7c4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (DCdYk)

210 polyamorous relationships are usually disaster. Niece got into that garbage after having 2 kids within a 'normal' marriage. Now? Divorced and both he and her married to the people who came in after. What a mess

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (/6GbT)

211 "'ettes should rank these attributes in a man..."

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I should?

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (bgWIn)

212 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him

I don't believe this

I mean I can believe this asshole would NOT get the jab that he's telling everyone else to, but I can't believe he'd let someone else know.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)

213 >>>A political movement so neurotic and crazy

. . . it is a perfect fit for Jen Rubin!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (cME97)

214 well, isn't this just fucking interesting...

my work is about to mandate vaccines or weekly testing. I checked out the OSHA website and found the following FAQ:

Are adverse reactions to the COVID-19 vaccine recordable on the OSHA recordkeeping log?

DOL and OSHA, as well as other federal agencies, are working diligently to encourage COVID-19 vaccinations. OSHA does not wish to have any appearance of discouraging workers from receiving COVID-19 vaccination, and also does not wish to disincentivize employers' vaccination efforts. As a result, OSHA will not enforce 29 CFR 1904s recording requirements to require any employers to record worker side effects from COVID-19 vaccination at least through May 2022. We will reevaluate the agency's position at that time to determine the best course of action moving forward.

make of that what you will...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

215 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

An ex-SF werewolf and a billionaire vampire team up to protect a young journalist while competing for her affections before realizing their own secret lust for one another and eventually forming a polyamorous triad.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (jOcSX)

216 04 Reddit is like running your hand through the kitty litter because you once found a silver dollar in the sand.
Posted by: Slapweasel

Replace Reddit with government statistics.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Fs5vw)

217 Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

A couple of years ago, when I was blocked, I tried writing a short sex scene featuring a couple of characters from my book. Whether it helped or not, I can't say, but it turns out that writing prOn is fairly easy for me. Now, it's all free on literotica.com, but I wonder sometimes if I shouldn't have taken a female pen name and written some Harlequin hot and heavy stuff.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

218 >> "We found a guy on Craigslist" C'mon man...Srsly?

The Garbage Can ain't part of the deal
I'm only giving her the semen
get real.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (QOICl)

219 208 A righteous strike
Gen Milley

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (CYnTg)

220 Everybody involved in these things basically hates everybody else. Its not a thing people do to people they love. Its a narcissists battle to the death.
Posted by: Go ahead make your jokes at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (TRbvC)
++++
Yup, if you want to ride the carousel then do it sequentially, not simultaneously while pretending everyone's cool with it. Most or all of them - including you - are probably *not* cool with it and it will end badly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (DCdYk)

221 "We found a guy on Craigslist" C'mon man...Srsly?

They're usually right next to the free dirt postings.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (SchxB)

222 Lucas Tomlinson reports:

BREAKING: Gen. McKenzie, head of U.S. Central Command, to announce no ISIS-K fighters killed in U.S. drone strike in Kabul Aug 29. 10 civilians killed, including 7 children in Toyota. No disciplinary action expected, officials say. US military stands by intel leading to strike.

https://bit.ly/3nJCcDa

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (UW2ZS)

223 US Central Command announces they really didn't drone an "ISIS K planner" in Kabul, as they first claimed. Now they say they accidentally murdered an entire family, including a baby and a number of small children.

But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

Oh, OK.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (1c5s7)

Hey cut em a break. That was Diversity Training day and they got sidetracked

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (GPwVZ)

224 Hell, even in my first marriage to an aweful boss girl closeted feminist, we would still spontaneously hate fuck once or twice a week until the divorce papers were signed.
Some of the hottest sex I've ever had, ngl. She was a dirty dirty woman. lol

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (n+6+7)

225 >>About 6 months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in another man into the relationship to spice things up. I hesitantly agreed.

This is insane. Doesn't matter which spouse initiates this, but when they, the other one might as well just contact his/her lawyer and start working on the divorce.

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (ewXOW)

226 I don't know which is more disturbing: the number of leftwing psychopaths who actually believe this madness or the cowards who pretend and go along with the nonsense (GOPe types). Both represent terminal and insoluble problems.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (cMIkI)

227 212 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him

I don't believe this

I mean I can believe this asshole would NOT get the jab that he's telling everyone else to, but I can't believe he'd let someone else know.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)

I don't believe this. But if it is true, he will torn limb from limb in public.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (cME97)

228
It's funny. The hoaxer clearly feels like a traitor to her class, but she can't help herself. She's gonna end up getting banged by a deplorable while her boyfriend jacks off in a closet.

Also Carrot Top is a total freak of Hollywood now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (FvCkv)

229 ttes should rank these attributes in a man:

Integrity
Wealth
Physical appearance
Masculinity
Sexual Ability
Personality
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 01:59 PM

You left out "Sense of Humor". That always seems to be on the list.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

230 A couple of years ago, when I was blocked, I tried writing a short sex scene featuring a couple of characters from my book. Whether it helped or not, I can't say, but it turns out that writing prOn is fairly easy for me. Now, it's all free on literotica.com, but I wonder sometimes if I shouldn't have taken a female pen name and written some Harlequin hot and heavy stuff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)
++++
You could now if you wanted to. And then you can run for the governor of Georgia as a retirement career, so that's an added bonus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (DCdYk)

231 >>They're usually right next to the free dirt postings.

Barter Section

'WTT : My Dignity for...'

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (QOICl)

232 Hmmmmm. You know, I can churn really trashy fic out more or less at will. I'm seeing a financial opportunity here.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 01:47 PM

I'm no expert, but isn't the literary niche specializing in undertall heros/heroines underserved?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)

233 Stand by the intel? The intel was right they just hit the wring vehicle?

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (CYnTg)

234 Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

Will pray for your friend's daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (AJzTi)

235 157 Dutch foreign minister, defense minister resign over failings of Afghanistan withdrawal.
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The Dutch had what, 100 guys over there, and they had two resignations? "Dear people of the United Netherlands, we're resigning because we believed what that stupid old man told us, so we weren't prepared."
As an American I would've let them go with a cautionary reprimand. It really wasn't their fault, they just got caught in the blast zone.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (W+kMI)

236 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?

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Like that Dee Wallace movie. Where you can watch werewolves have sex.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (O+I8R)

237 I don't believe this. But if it is true, he will torn limb from limb in public.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (cME97)

I F the public hears of it....which they won't.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (mR6Gs)

238 "33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]"

Doesn't that mean that the wife is a male (29M?) So all of them are of the damned.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (qpX6U)

239 >About 6 months ago she mentioned the idea of bringing in another man into the relationship to spice things up. I hesitantly agreed

Because. Normal everyday Cheating no longer got her off the way it used to.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (QOICl)

240 2001: "bUt wE'lL jUsT cReAtE mOrE tErRoRiStS~~!!!"

2021:
@LucasFoxNews 19m

BREAKING: Gen. McKenzie, head of U.S. Central Command, to announce no ISIS-K fighters killed in U.S. drone strike in Kabul Aug 29. 10 civilians killed, including 7 children in Toyota. No disciplinary action expected, officials say. US military stands by intel leading to strike.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (1t5dY)

241 DOL and OSHA, as well as other federal agencies, are working diligently to encourage COVID-19 vaccinations. OSHA does not wish to have any appearance of discouraging workers from receiving COVID-19 vaccination, and also does not wish to disincentivize employers' vaccination efforts. As a result, OSHA will not enforce 29 CFR 1904s recording requirements to require any employers to record worker side effects from COVID-19 vaccination at least through May 2022. We will reevaluate the agency's position at that time to determine the best course of action moving forward.

make of that what you will...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)
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Yeah, they required employers to track it until sometime in June when they told employers not to track it.

All your business are belong to us. -- Federal Government via OSHA.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

242 8 OT, but PLEASE pray for a dear friend's beautiful daughter who contracted a RARE case of pneumonic plague in Wyoming

She's been airlifted to Washington state.

Please PRAY
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Pneumonic is carried by rodents like bubonic, but it is very contagious. Human to human transfer by coughing. It was the Black Death. Prayers for her and the family.

Posted by: megthered at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (uPowQ)

243 Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 01:44 PM (mR6Gs)

Will pray for your friend's daughter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (AJzTi)

Thanks, Fen

She's literally in shock

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

244 Because. Normal everyday Cheating no longer got her off the way it used to.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 02:06 PM (QOICl)
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A real possibility.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (DCdYk)

245 Murderin' Milley really makes me proud to be an American!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (cMIkI)

246 OSHA will not enforce 29 CFR 1904s
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What other federal laws are optional?

Posted by: A curious public, eyeing April 15 on the calendar, wants to know . . . at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (TRbvC)

247 I wouldn't be shocked if Fauci or many high ranking Leftists have been Jabbed.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (2JoB8)

248 >>But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

That makes no sense -- they "stand by" sh#tty intel? This is as bad as Hillary saying she takes "full responsibility" for Benghazi while actually shrugging it off, asking "At this point, what difference does it make?"

Words have no meaning anymore. They just pretend like they did nothing wrong and move on, and the GOPe and MSM let's them.

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (ewXOW)

249 Joe, how old is she, if I may ask?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (O+I8R)

250 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

Former special forces vampire werewolves who are also tech billionaires who adopt rescue dogs as a hobby.

That way when she gets kidnapped by *rolls d20* the long presumed dead twin of the Alpha of the vampire werewolf Special Forces pack, they can use tech-fu to track her down before coming in guns blazing to save the day.

You only think I'm joking that this would sell. *ponders writing it* Hmmm, I haven't written het in awhile, it could be fun.

Speaking of writing, I'm always wildly bitter when someone can write kissing well. I'm always all then their mouths mashed together and, you know, tongues and stuff.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

251 make of that what you will...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

252 I mean I can believe this asshole would NOT get the jab that he's telling everyone else to, but I can't believe he'd let someone else know.
Posted by: JoeF.

He's full of snizz, he is.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

253
Carrot Top of today:

https://tinyurl.com/vf22hb6k

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (FvCkv)

254 BREAKING: Gen. McKenzie, head of U.S. Central Command, to announce no ISIS-K fighters killed in U.S. drone strike in Kabul Aug 29. 10 civilians killed, including 7 children in Toyota. No disciplinary action expected, officials say. US military stands by intel leading to strike.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (1t5dY)

One of the women in the Toyota had her head uncovered. The intel came from a Tolly Bonn who was angry about that.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (Ti+Tv)

255 212 Dr. Anthony Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him

I don't believe this

I mean I can believe this asshole would NOT get the jab that he's telling everyone else to, but I can't believe he'd let someone else know.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (mR6Gs)

Why not let others know? He knows nothing will happen to him. He's immune to any sanctions or disciplinary actions. He's the junta's poster boy.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (Fs5vw)

256 In all seriousness, that's part of the op. They really really really don't want people to have children. And the gender switching, family busting polyamory, feminism/abortion is all part of the plan to reduce the population. So yes, these stories are ALL the time out there. Its marketing. Bascially that is what the "news" is these days. Its a continuous ad for the narrative.
Posted by: Sure it sounds crazy today, give about 3 years and get back to me . . . at September 17, 2021 01:51 PM (akz1n)

Not just population reduction, but government control. The goal is to push a lifestyle that discourages strong emotional bonds, and instead makes women dependent on the government to replace the father. It's the same reason that the left loves pushing drug legalization.

Want to see what a society looks like where drug use and promiscuity/open relationships are common? Look at the inner cities.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (jOcSX)

257 My favorite Craigslist ads are "Free Firewood".

Click on it and discover someone really wants you to cut up a tree in their yard and haul it off for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (1xxH2)

258 ettes should rank these attributes in a man:

Integrity / Wealth / Physical appearance /
Masculinity / Sexual Ability /.Personality
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Left off weed wacker
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (UAr4S)
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I think Sense of Humor/Ability to Make Her Laugh is high on the Hierarchy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (l3RFG)

259 JoeF, prays up.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

260 NYC's Demand That Diplomats Follow Vaccine Mandate Creates Uproar At UN

you can't get these folks to pay parking tickets and you think you can force them to vaccinate

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

261 250 Former special forces vampire werewolves who are also tech billionaires who adopt rescue dogs as a hobby.

That way when she gets kidnapped by *rolls d20* the long presumed dead twin of the Alpha of the vampire werewolf Special Forces pack, they can use tech-fu to track her down before coming in guns blazing to save the day.

You only think I'm joking that this would sell. *ponders writing it* Hmmm, I haven't written het in awhile, it could be fun.

Speaking of writing, I'm always wildly bitter when someone can write kissing well. I'm always all then their mouths mashed together and, you know, tongues and stuff.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

==========

Sounds like 6 Underground, with a twist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

262 Dear Diary,
My wife said it would be fun to invite that DNA-reconstituted Tyrannosaurus rex into our sex life to spice things up; and I figured, 'Well, those little arms won't make him too useful around the bedroom or the house' I mean, she even has to put on his red MAGA cap for him but the cold-blooded erect-any-time vibe really got her going.

What am I to do??

Posted by: jim acosta at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (UHVv4)

263 > But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

I'd be willing to bet real, life-changing money they got the initial tip from the Taliban. They fired up a drone and followed the guy around for a few hours.

Yep, guy is moving things around. Drone him.

That's the "intel" they're standing behind.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (UW2ZS)

264 So much David French today.

Posted by: thirteen28 at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (KX4VP)

265
With these wokesters in the lit field, maybe I should try making "The Transaction" as a book before I try the pitch for the screenplay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (FvCkv)

266 Words have no meaning anymore. They just pretend like they did nothing wrong and move on, and the GOPe and MSM let's them.
Posted by: Lizzy/i] at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (ewXOW)
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Words largely have no fixed meaning in Demolish. They sound like English words, they have a syntax similar to English.

But it would be a mistake to mistake Demolish for English.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:11 PM (XHhHI)

267 Yeah, they required employers to track it until sometime in June when they told employers not to track it.

All your business are belong to us. -- Federal Government via OSHA.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (XHhHI)

yeah, i wonder what happened then that made them change their mind...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:11 PM (8D42x)

268 187 "We found a guy on Craigslist" C'mon man...Srsly?
____________

The ad said: "SWM seeks hot and sensuous female married to small, weak, stupid, sexually-inadequate male willing to let his wife get f*cked daily by SWM, and willing to feed and house SWM. Political affiliation not important, as SWM intends to mercilessly mock and humiliate spineless cuck husband regardless of his political beliefs, but cuck should have a decent-paying job as SWM plans to spend cuck's money freely and generously and wishes to live in comfort in cuck's house."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 17, 2021 02:11 PM (k4dH2)

269 >>>The fun really begins when the guy eventually finds a girl who is truly into him, then the gf/wife finds out about it and demands to close the relationship, after she's had *her* fun, of course.

Heh. Spoken like somebody who has had to deal with this modern trash society and culture. My ex wife said she wanted to have an open marriage when ours fell off a cliff. I said fine I can score some women too. She cried and threw a tantrum because she meant only her. Lol.
I said no it doesn't work that way. You opened the door and opened Pandora's box. I baited her into moving out six months later, got to keep the equit in my property because she left, built back better, and the rest is history. Good Riddance.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 02:11 PM (n+6+7)

270 I think Sense of Humor/Ability to Make Her Laugh is high on the Hierarchy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (l3RFG)

I was going to say, I'm assuming sense of humor/make her laugh is in personality.

Number one with a bullet.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

271 With these wokesters in the lit field, maybe I should try making "The Transaction" as a book before I try the pitch for the screenplay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:10 PM (FvCkv)
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Remember the Harry Potter outcome and go for it. Seven books equals eight movies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:12 PM (DCdYk)

272 236 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?

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Like that Dee Wallace movie. Where you can watch werewolves have sex.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Howling II?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4eKPg)

273 slow news day I take it. yawn.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (oSX/P)

274 U.S. Central Command says "Oops, I did it again." Hey, with Hellfires, you never have to say you're sorry. Unless you really want to. I'd bet my pizza dinner tonight that the strike was ordered not make the Hiden regime look like the cowardly pussies they were bugging out, and it was a snap decision without intel review that was ordered and executed in about an hour. I don't think that We the People should accept this apology until they apologize for the rest of the Code FUBAR mess.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (W+kMI)

275 My BIL was in one of these relationships last year. Some chick he worked with at the Dollar Tree who was half his age. Other BIL told me that the chick's husband didn't like it but went along with it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Ez6QX)

276 257 My favorite Craigslist ads are "Free Firewood".

Click on it and discover someone really wants you to cut up a tree in their yard and haul it off for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (1xxH2)

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My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (l3RFG)

277 You left out "Sense of Humor". That always seems to be on the list.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

I have no earthly idea how that one scammed its way onto the list of "evolutionarily advantageous traits in a potential mate" but holy shit, it's basically all I have.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (P4LRL)

278 I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet, but three tourists from Texas beat up on a hostess at an upper west side restaurant over vaccine proof.

We'll be seeing more of this, no doubt. Link to NY Post.

https://tinyurl.com/muynfkpt

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Mzdiz)

279 I think Sense of Humor/Ability to Make Her Laugh is high on the Hierarchy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (l3RFG)

I consider a sense of humor a personality trait.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (1xxH2)

280 Heh. Some of you still act surprised when Deep State sticks a knife in your back and breaks the blade off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (ElK6Q)

281 Dear Slate,

My partner can't get to completion without wearing my toupee as a merkin. The last time I was on tv, I looked like Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary".

Posted by: Lank Fruntz at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Geoni)

282 Words have no meaning anymore. They just pretend like they did nothing wrong and move on, and the GOPe and MSM let's them.
Posted by: Lizzy/i] at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (ewXOW)

I actually think the media is MORE at fault. Yes, the GOP SHOULD make a big deal, but as long as the Media runs interference for the Democrats, it won't matter. So I can understand the GOP not saying much as a TACTIC.

But if the Media would just do their fucking JOB and REPORT, the public would know.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (mR6Gs)

283 Dear reddit, I always thought these letters were BS but then this happened tome.

My wife wanted to try a threesome and I thought OH YEAH!! The next day she sent me down to the local truck store to get our "third."

I got a nice guy that turned out to be a Trump supporter, he f*cked my wife way better and made fun of me. Now I sleep in the dog's house and listen to my wife's sexual ecstasy all night and pay for everything they want.

The end.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (IukSd)

284 >>I think Sense of Humor/Ability to Make Her Laugh is high on the Hierarchy.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy/i] at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (ewXOW)

285 Parson Lieutenant reminds me of Monty Python's Dead Bishop sketch with ranks like Vicar Sargeant and Detective Parson.

The Wifey tested positive for the Covids this past Tuesday. We're both of the unvaxxed persuasion. My rapid test was negative, but also did the PCR and results are pending. Symptoms are mild; dry cough, low grade fever, some body aches, chills. So we're on quarantine for the next 10-14 days. The Wifey works in the medical field so we're in the best of hands.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (vEXxW)

286 make of that what you will...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

What the actual f*ck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

pretty much my reaction as well. i was shocked when i read that.

OSHA, who can and will fine the fuck out of you for a drop of water in the kitchen saying, yeah, not worried about adverse reactions to the vaxx...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (8D42x)

287 PRO TIP : Don't want to get droned? Then, don't double-park in front of the Aspirin Factory.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (QOICl)

288 Dear Slate,

My partner can't get to completion without wearing my toupee as a merkin. The last time I was on tv, I looked like Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Mary".
Posted by: Lank Fruntz at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Geoni)
++++
:: projectile vomits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (DCdYk)

289 US military stands by intel leading to strike.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:04 PM (UW2ZS)

Because although the intel couldn't have gotten any more wrong, there's a solid 1% chance it could have been correct.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (wAnMi)

290 Puddleglum, that's it. The Howling. The first one has a borderline pron scene that is just bizarre.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (O+I8R)

291
Remember the Harry Potter outcome and go for it. Seven books equals eight movies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:12 PM (DCdYk)

I don't know if I have seven in that story. I kind of picture it as a two-part. Book I ends with the deadly hammer attack on the cishet wife and her cishet lover. Book II ends with the FBI agent walking into the sunset as the Brooklyn Bridge explodes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (FvCkv)

292 Whoops, whoopsie: "Pentagon Admits It Killed 10 People Including 7 Children in Afghanistan Drone Strike".

So the story about killing a suicide bombers was mendacious, and they knew it.

For those of you keeping count at home, it's now 13 Americans KIA and a carload of children. We'll update the body count as the "businesslike" Taliban continue their murder and beheading rampage.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (XKgKh)

293 "My wife has always been very liberal and anti-trump just like me but now she's defending the fucker."

You DO understand your situation has nothing to do with OrangeManBad, right?

I have to say, that is one healthy relationship. Married six years, eh? Probably five or more too many.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (aXxgO)

294 The ad said: "SWM seeks hot and sensuous female married to small, weak, stupid, sexually-inadequate male willing to let his wife get f*cked daily by SWM, and willing to feed and house SWM. Political affiliation not important, as SWM intends to mercilessly mock and humiliate spineless cuck husband regardless of his political beliefs, but cuck should have a decent-paying job as SWM plans to spend cuck's money freely and generously and wishes to live in comfort in cuck's house."
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*David French furiously pounding out response to same while tune Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I've Found You plays in the background*

Posted by: you can see it, can't you at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (vRIHz)

295 My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (l3RFG)
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Can attest.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (XHhHI)

296 But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

Oh, OK.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (1c5s7)
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They're standing by the intel to throw a roundhouse at the IC.

Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (CtltA)

297 I don't know if I have seven in that story. I kind of picture it as a two-part. Book I ends with the deadly hammer attack on the cishet wife and her cishet lover. Book II ends with the FBI agent walking into the sunset as the Brooklyn Bridge explodes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (FvCkv)
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Stretch it to three books, so that means four movies (Hunger Games did this, so there's precedent). I think you need to tee up a trilogy to really make bank on the movie rights.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

298 Integrity / Wealth / Physical appearance /
Masculinity / Sexual Ability /.Personality
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Left off weed wacker
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (UAr4S)
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I think Sense of Humor/Ability to Make Her Laugh is high on the Hierarchy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (l3RFG)

Left off 'Ability to kill spiders'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (oHd/0)

299 See post up was screwed up
Why would Fauci try a experimental drug or vaccine on himself? With al, the warnings on approved drugs this one has no known because it wasn't tested for them.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (2JoB8)

300 JoeF, prays up.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

Thanks

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (mR6Gs)

301 My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (l3RFG)

Never give anything away for free. You only attract the sort of people who are cheap enough that they'll search out free shit.

Put a small price on it instead, as a way of filtering out the losers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (jOcSX)

302 I'm sorry, Jonah, would you like to talk about it on Twatter, since you spend more time there than you do plum-bobbing your wife?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (XSRBF)

303 Spoiler: women would kill another woman before sharing good dick. That's why dude's bringing in another woman into their relationship is a red flag, she is doing it for her because your dick ain't good enough to satisfy her.
Seriously, women don't share good dick. Full stop.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (n+6+7)

304 Anyone wake biden up to tell him, we killed the wrong muslims in Kabul.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (GPwVZ)

305 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

306 France canceled a gala to celebrate French-American relations after Joe Biden stabbed America's oldest ally in the back on Thursday.

The Biden Administration surprised the French with their announcement of the tri-party defense deal between the US, UK and Australia.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

307 My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.

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Omg, people are so pathetic!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (O+I8R)

308 "Whoops, whoopsie: 'Pentagon Admits It Killed 10 People Including 7 Children in Afghanistan Drone Strike'."

Clinton didn't even accomplish that. All he hit was empty tents and some sand fleas.

Bravo "Most Popular President in American History".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (aXxgO)

309 253
Carrot Top of today:

https://tinyurl.com/vf22hb6k
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Wow, just wow. How come he didn't get tapped to play Pennywise in the It remake?

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W+kMI)

310 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W2Pud)
++++
https://youtu.be/dFaPw_uVUHA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (DCdYk)

311 U.S. Central Command says "Oops, I did it again." Hey, with Hellfires, you never have to say you're sorry. Unless you really want to. I'd bet my pizza dinner tonight that the strike was ordered not make the Hiden regime look like the cowardly pussies they were bugging out, and it was a snap decision without intel review that was ordered and executed in about an hour. I don't think that We the People should accept this apology until they apologize for the rest of the Code FUBAR mess.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (W+kMI)

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The decision to start domestically drone-striking Trump supporters is gonna be lit AF -- In more ways in one!

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (l3RFG)

312 >>>Seriously, women don't share good dick. Full stop.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

Wow, that's f**king poetry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (XSRBF)

313 Oh, and not for nothing, 99% of women will NEVER admit "Sexual Ability" is a factor in mating desirability although for most, it certainly does--at least at SOME point.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

314 Left off 'Ability to kill spiders'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (oHd/0)
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That's a Y chromosome.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (XHhHI)

315 304 Anyone wake biden up to tell him, we killed the wrong muslims in Kabul.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2021 02:16 PM (GPwVZ)

It changed the headline for a while

so really, mission accomplished

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (uCLWI)

316 It was a bad strike from the beginning. The video showed pretty plainly it wasn't a VBIED. They moved too quick. Heck they even made up stories about secondaries. Most guys making that call in the field would have had the strike denied.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (XKgKh)

317 Sending prayers, JoeF.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

318 290 Puddleglum, that's it. The Howling. The first one has a borderline pron scene that is just bizarre.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Howling was a pretty good flick. No kink was in it that I remember. The Howling II was a not quite pron flick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (4eKPg)

319 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

Uh... how about I'll be the driver.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (P4LRL)

320 PRO TIP : Don't want to get droned? Then, don't double-park in front of the Aspirin Factory.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2021 02:14 PM (QOICl)

I see like the Obama administration, we've resumed our war on terrorist Toyotas. Trump really dropped the ball on this one, allowing Toyotas to proliferate and radicalize. However, I think if you don't want to get droned, then don't go associating with Toyotas.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (wAnMi)

321 Have you guys ever heard the 2002 Green Beret in Kandahar encounter with a cave giant?

I doubt it's true, but it's a fun story.

Former SEAL who goes by the YouTube handle MrBallen tells the story here.

https://youtu.be/T92e0aaizaI

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (UW2ZS)

322 Oh, and not for nothing, 99% of women will NEVER admit "Sexual Ability" is a factor in mating desirability although for most, it certainly does--at least at SOME point.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

She'll marry you because you make her laugh, but she'll cheat on you if you don't make her toes curl.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (jOcSX)

323 Because although the intel couldn't have gotten any more wrong, there's a solid 1% chance it could have been correct.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

They got their Intel at " Intel Be Us!", which is the same place that said the Afghan Army was "fine!" and that it was a "slam dunk" that WMD was in Iraq. That didn't have a clue that Khaddafi had a nuke program going.

Yeah, those guys.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

324 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM

Why stop there?

Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)

325 A hot dog is not a sandwich but a woman pleasing device if it used by my wife's new boyfriend.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (IukSd)

326 Stretch it to three books, so that means four movies (Hunger Games did this, so there's precedent). I think you need to tee up a trilogy to really make bank on the movie rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

use the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy as a model.

5 books in that trilogy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (8D42x)

327 I hear sense of humor a lot.

But honestly I don't think John Candy in Uncle Buck would score more chicks than say Russell Crowe's character in Gladiator.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (1xxH2)

328 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

You're not? :-)

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, aka Kolchak the Nightstalker at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (cvNl1)

329 Seriously, women don't share good dick. Full stop.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

I disagree.

If it's TRUE that women are willing to share a man for FINANCIAL reasons--rather than have a broke guy all to themselves--it's also true that they'll share a good dick.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (mR6Gs)

330 Absolutely barking bonkers

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (payTA)

331
Stretch it to three books, so that means four movies (Hunger Games did this, so there's precedent). I think you need to tee up a trilogy to really make bank on the movie rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

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OK, doable. Shift those. Book I ends with the fiery car chase that "kills" the Liam Neeson character. Book II covers his trans-romance with the Jason Momoa character, and the murder plot. Book III is the BLM/bank robbery plotline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (FvCkv)

332 324 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM

wutz this "if" you speak of, Tonto ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:19 PM (uCLWI)

333 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM

HOLD ON! You mean to tell me you're not drunk right now?

Come join the party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (IukSd)

334 Recall the MadTV skit where Bryan Cranston convinced his wife to have a 3-some?

Posted by: Lrrr at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (jIL4c)

335 208 US Central Command announces they really didn't drone an "ISIS K planner" in Kabul, as they first claimed. Now they say they accidentally murdered an entire family, including a baby and a number of small children.

But, no worries, because "they stand by the intel".

Oh, OK.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2021 02:02 PM (1c5s7)

Gen. McKenzie looks as sad about this as a snake after swallowing a kitten.

The root cause of this fiasco is the hole Biden dumped our military into; a proper civilian withdrawal would most likely not have led to ISIS-K suicide bombers being any threat to the airport. I'm sure Biden added to the mess by telling the Pentagon he wanted a bigger body count than the two guys droned Friday, the 27th. Ten more deaths on Joe's head.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (AMIL/)

336 Uh... how about I'll be the driver.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (P4LRL)

Well then you'll just have a bunch of drunk people barfing in your car.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

337 No kink was in it that I remember.

==

Huh. My copy sure has it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (O+I8R)

338 313 Oh, and not for nothing, 99% of women will NEVER admit "Sexual Ability" is a factor in mating desirability although for most, it certainly does--at least at SOME point.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

And will never admit that THEY don't know shit about Sex, and Sex is a participation sport.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

339 I thought I lived a debaucherous life until I started reading here.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (XKgKh)

340 Sending prayers, JoeF.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (NpAcC)

Thanks

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (mR6Gs)

341 OK, that's not the important part. The real question is did the liberal pussy shut the fuck up like he was told to?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (Ajt8v)

342 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (arJlL)

343 Uh... how about I'll be the driver.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (P4LRL)
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https://youtu.be/g-aprnAsxUs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (DCdYk)

344 Well then you'll just have a bunch of drunk people barfing in your car.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

It's a rental, I don't care.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (P4LRL)

345 I can't help thinking of Animal house... "mind if we dance with your dates?"

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (53oGX)

346 A good dick?

Uhm ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (payTA)

347 Why did Biden drone kill 10 innocent brown people? Biden hates browns.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)

348 329 Seriously, women don't share good dick. Full stop.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

they don't like to but will if that's the choice

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (uCLWI)

349 286 make of that what you will...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)

What the actual f*ck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 17, 2021 02:08 PM (Ez6QX)

pretty much my reaction as well. i was shocked when i read that.

OSHA, who can and will fine the fuck out of you for a drop of water in the kitchen saying, yeah, not worried about adverse reactions to the vaxx...
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Remember guys, Obummer put people everywhere he could inside the government. They're everywhere, like bedbugs or crab grass.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (W+kMI)

350 I don't know about you guys, but I'm not really down with this new Odd Couple reboot.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (HmZuC)

351 321 Have you guys ever heard the 2002 Green Beret in Kandahar encounter with a cave giant?

I doubt it's true, but it's a fun story.

Former SEAL who goes by the YouTube handle MrBallen tells the story here.

https://youtu.be/T92e0aaizaI
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (UW2ZS)

I've seen stuff on that. YouTube thinks I'm a weirdo, but they're probably right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (Y5qcH)

352 My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (l3RFG)

Speaking of reddit r/ChoosingBeggars. Any slight glimmer you had that people weren't the worst will be annihilated.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

353 His "Wife" is also Male...
[33M] my wife [29M] started seeing another man [39M]..

Posted by: jeff at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (uAI4S)

354 C'mon. It took guts for Ole Bubblegum Brain Biden to make the call to kill a carload of children.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (XKgKh)

355 I'm going to assume that the strike was authorized by the WH. "Stands by the intel" means "we told them we weren't sure and were told to go through with it anyways."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)

356 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

That's what the enemy wants.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (bgWIn)

357 I've always found it pays to be polite...

"Hey, you don't mind if I fuck you wife, do you?"

Posted by: jwest at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (/BlEx)

358 Remember guys, Obummer put people everywhere he could inside the government. They're everywhere, like bedbugs or crab grass.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (W+kMI)

Trust me, they predated Obama too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (Y5qcH)

359 Military admits they were wrong

but not about Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (uCLWI)

360 It was a bad strike from the beginning. The video showed pretty plainly it wasn't a VBIED. They moved too quick. Heck they even made up stories about secondaries. Most guys making that call in the field would have had the strike denied.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (XKgKh)

Biden needed a bloody scalp to wave to appease his mob.

One scalp, Afgan, bloody, for waving thereof, needed to show resolve and ability to protect and dish retribution.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (ssx3L)

361 >>>it's also true that they'll share a good dick.

Posted by: JoeF.

Where have all the good dicks gone?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (XSRBF)

362 253
Carrot Top of today:
https://tinyurl.com/vf22hb6k
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Wow, just wow. How come he didn't get tapped to play Pennywise in the It remake?
Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM (W+kMI)

I posted this one yesterday - a sort of walkthrough of his plastic surgery and then getting buff:

https://tinyurl.com/ya64u4wk

The makeup gets extra-special scary. I think if they tapped him for Pennywise, the suspension of disbelief would have been too much for most moviegoers.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (wAnMi)

363 Recall the MadTV skit where Bryan Cranston convinced his wife to have a 3-some?
Posted by: Lrrr

Funny and true story. A guy I used to work with (over 34 years ago) had two women living with him. Yes he had threesomes.
He grew to HATE it, because he then had two women nagging after him constantly. Hilarious actually. I wish I could tell you how funny it was when he told me about it. It was like ..."Oh God, it's a nightmare!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (vcOmj)

364 Pneumonic is carried by rodents like bubonic, but it is very contagious. Human to human transfer by coughing. It was the Black Death.

Posted by: megthered at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (uPowQ)

I think the prevailing wisdom has the Black Death caused primarily by the flea-borne illness, with smaller numbers of infections caused by the pneumonic version.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (Q9lwr)

365 https://tinyurl.com/m9h2kpvk

Dinosaur Revenge Porn

its a realistic as anything on reddit

Posted by: go ahead, I dare you at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (TRbvC)

366 >>> I wonder sometimes if I shouldn't have taken a female pen name and written some Harlequin hot and heavy stuff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

Looking at what they hock on amazon it's all bodice-ripping with the hardcore stuff being weird dinosaur and werewolf s&m stuff. This isn't data I wanted taking up space in my head. For some reason, my kindle white only advertises mommy porn on my sleep screen, the liq-ink one that's on all the time. That's how I know. Luckily no racy pictures.

But I'm a dude, have no interest, and my purchases on the kindle have all been history books and religious tomes. I have an order of magnitude more ebooks I've loaded myself through calibre but none of them are sexy tales at all. More of the above plus, sci-fi, fantasy, detective, I have a bunch of hardcase crime pulp I bought off humble but that's as close as it gets.

I think their AI is a preditor and is trying to groom me into its sex cult.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (vEUbs)

367 Mannix is on a tear.

Hi jordan! Now THIS woman has seen me popped.

Woof

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (W2Pud)

368 324 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:17 PM

Why stop there? It's five o'clock somewhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (W+kMI)

369 Where have all the good dicks gone?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM

Long time coming ...

Posted by: Kingston Trio at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)

370 Seriously, women don't share good dick. Full stop.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

they don't like to but will if that's the choice
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (uCLWI)

And if the dick in question is unusually large, they don't mind sharing because most women couldn't take something like that on a regular basis anyway.

Believe me/

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (mR6Gs)

371 "I'm going to assume that the strike was authorized by the WH. "Stands by the intel" means "we told them we weren't sure and were told to go through with it anyways."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)"

What was the intel? Any decent journalist would ask if there were any. Was it that a guy with 7 kids was going to drive a VBIED? Because you confirm the intel with conditions on the ground. They had video on the guy and the car. They hit it anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (XKgKh)

372 >>> The sexual stuff stayed separate (although admittingly I feel like I started getting less... that's outside the scope of this post though).

No shit?!?!?

Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (UnQlg)

373 Maskless San Francisco mayor breaks health order, seen partying with BLM co-founder at nightclub last night.

https://twitter.com/TheMarieOakes/status/
1438890241419526147

[1 minute video]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (UHVv4)

374 360 It was a bad strike from the beginning. The video showed pretty plainly it wasn't a VBIED. They moved too quick. Heck they even made up stories about secondaries. Most guys making that call in the field would have had the strike denied.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:18 PM (XKgKh)

Biden needed a bloody scalp to wave to appease his mob.

One scalp, Afgan, bloody, for waving thereof, needed to show resolve and ability to protect and dish retribution.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (ssx3L)

That they admitted this on a Friday afternoon is all you need to know about what this strike was really about.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

375 the idea of classified should be banned

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (uCLWI)

376 "Fauci, boasted to colleagues at the NIH that he has not taken and will not take the Covid jab, said a former NIH employee who claims Fauci personally fired him"

Fauci got a shot on TV, next day he said his arm was a little sore, but rubbed the opposite arm.

He doesn't want to be a guinea pig, or maybe he had a shot much earlier, did this one for show ... or he just rubbed his opposite arm ... a subtle brag to his friends that he did not get the vaccine. ...

Hard to say ... a man responsible for the death of a hundred thousand, cuts off treatments, flip flops constantly ... he's like Hunter, doesn't care because he is comfortably above the law.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

377 Jeebus. Relationship shit is already fucked up enough without introducing a whole new dimension of fuckedupedness like this to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (II3Gr)

378 Any slight glimmer you had that people weren't the worst will be annihilated.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

Reddit in general pretty much destroyed that delusion with me.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (IkL4/)

379 Can we all just agree it would be better if we were all drunk right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yes, and how you doin ?!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)

380 ShainS yet under Barky and forced on Trump it looks every missed needed a team of lawyers to sign off on it.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (2JoB8)

381 So we droned an entire family as we were leaving Kandahar, and the party line is well, shit happens!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (sqFSt)

382 Trump derangement syndrome !!!!!!!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (24+Vp)

383 Wait, the story about the military admitting that they droned an innocent man is real? Didn't Milley call it a righteous strike?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (kTF2Z)

384 Pneumonic is carried by rodents like bubonic, but it is very contagious. Human to human transfer by coughing. It was the Black Death.

Posted by: megthered at September 17, 2021 02:07 PM (uPowQ)

I think the prevailing wisdom has the Black Death caused primarily by the flea-borne illness, with smaller numbers of infections caused by the pneumonic version.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (Q9lw

Pneumonic is actually MORE dangerous--and much more rare-- than Bubonic, which is taken care of by antibiotics

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (mR6Gs)

385 >>> Dinosaur Revenge Porn

its a realistic as anything on reddit
Posted by: go ahead, I dare you at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (TRbvC)

Yeah, see, it's a thing. The mind of a woman is a very interesting, albeit scary place.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (vEUbs)

386 Jeebus. Relationship shit is already fucked up enough without introducing a whole new dimension of fuckedupedness like this to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (II3Gr)

Yeah, who needs mulitple honey do lists. I'm booked !

Like I need 3 women telling me to take out the trash

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)

387 375 the idea of classified should be banned
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:26 PM (uCLWI)

The politicians leak whatever they want with virtually no consequences. Things are just classified from you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 02:28 PM (Y5qcH)

388 I think their AI is a preditor and is trying to groom me into its sex cult.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (vEUbs)

I bought a toaster from there once and for about six months it had decided that I was a connoisseur of toasters and wanted to collect a new one every week. "Based on your prior purchases".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:28 PM (P4LRL)

389 OT, but PLEASE pray for a dear friend's beautiful daughter who contracted a RARE case of pneumonic plague in Wyoming

She's been airlifted to Washington state.

Please PRAY
Posted by: JoeF.

Prayers up, Homes.

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 02:28 PM (arJlL)

390 Girl, 15, runs car into jogger then later laughs about it

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=117563

He died, and the cops didn't have much of a case (hit and run) until the girl's dad turned her in.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (bgWIn)

391 Hi jordan! Now THIS woman has seen me popped.

Woof
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (W2Pud)

Why yes. Yes, I have.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (gU91G)

392 And if the dick in question is unusually large, they don't mind sharing because most women couldn't take something like that on a regular basis anyway.

Believe me/
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (mR6Gs)

I dunno

sounds like you are geting your intel from the military

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (uCLWI)

393
The new boyfriend, who's always been nice to me, told me to "shut the fuck up you fucking liberal pussy". I was taking aback by his sudden anger. He's much larger than me so I admittedly just looked at my wife as a plea for help.

My wife then proceeded to get her purse, dig my balls out of it, toss them down the garbage disposal and then run it. WHY?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (WoyGL)

394 I bought a toaster from there once and for about six months it had decided that I was a connoisseur of toasters and wanted to collect a new one every week. "Based on your prior purchases".
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:28 PM (P4LRL)

This shit cracks me up. I have plenty of basin wrenches

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

395 Military admits they were wrong

but not about Trump
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:23 PM (uCLWI)

They are always wrong about EVERYTHING

Except Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

396 "Muggeridge's law is the proposition that it no longer possible to parody political correctness because real political correctness is now just as ridiculous as the satirical version. Malcolm Muggeridge was the editor of the British satirical magazine Punch in the early 1960s. When Nikita Khrushchev visited Britain, Muggeridge made up a list of the silliest places the Soviet leader could visit. At least half the places on the list were in Khrushchev's actual itinerary."

Posted by: As Noted by Miklos at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (QzkSJ)

397 Washington State Patrol rejects every single religious exemption it has reviewed so far. But it's totally not policy to reject all religious exemptions, so keep 'em coming! We might accept one or two *wink wink*.

https://bit.ly/3hFwjmI

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (UW2ZS)

398 Hi jordan! Now THIS woman has seen me popped.

Woof
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (W2Pud)

Why yes. Yes, I have.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (gU91G)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Collectively, we've been DONE, culturally ( and I will use the word morally), for a long long time.... what we see now is the Fruition.

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

400 Lol, local cops give Fox News a ride in their chopper to view the border

Fuck the FAA

Posted by: Lrrr at September 17, 2021 02:30 PM (jIL4c)

401 The root cause of this fiasco is the hole Biden dumped our military into; a proper civilian withdrawal would most likely not have led to ISIS-K suicide bombers being any threat to the airport. I'm sure Biden added to the mess by telling the Pentagon he wanted a bigger body count than the two guys droned Friday, the 27th. Ten more deaths on Joe's head.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 02:20 PM (AMIL/)

The root cause is legions of drooling idiots and commies getting promoted over the last 30 years. The fact that absolutely none of the senior officers are willing to take responsibility for something as retarded as ordering a drone strike on a car full of children clearly shows that our military is a corrupt and rotting husk.

Posted by: Sjg at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (gDSJf)

402 214 well, isn't this just fucking interesting...

my work is about to mandate vaccines or weekly testing. I checked out the OSHA website and found the following FAQ:

Are adverse reactions to the COVID-19 vaccine recordable on the OSHA recordkeeping log?

DOL and OSHA, as well as other federal agencies, are working diligently to encourage COVID-19 vaccinations. OSHA does not wish to have any appearance of discouraging workers from receiving COVID-19 vaccination, and also does not wish to disincentivize employers' vaccination efforts. As a result, OSHA will not enforce 29 CFR 1904s recording requirements to require any employers to record worker side effects from COVID-19 vaccination at least through May 2022. We will reevaluate the agency's position at that time to determine the best course of action moving forward.

make of that what you will...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:03 PM (8D42x)
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A banana republic if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (l3RFG)

403 He died, and the cops didn't have much of a case (hit and run) until the girl's dad turned her in.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (bgWIn)

That took guts

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)

404 Hi jordan! Now THIS woman has seen me popped.

Woof
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 02:24 PM (W2Pud)

Why yes. Yes, I have.
Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (gU91G)

seems like the sort of thing that would require pictures...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (8D42x)

405 This shit cracks me up. I have plenty of basin wrenches
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I was initially envious, reading that as "bacon wenches"

Posted by: Miklos, not sinning by being covetous today at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Has anyone heard what is occurring at Connecticut College?

The students are in extreme lockdown, even though they are all vaxxed, and Connecticut state is the second highest vaxxed state in the union. Michael Tracey went there to investigate:

https://tinyurl.com/2rrzjuka

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (kD8Fh)

407 >>> My wife is always stunned that, when giving away free stuff (and always specifying that it must be picked up), numerous people always call and ask if you can deliver it to them.
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:13 PM (l3RFG)

There was a website you could use in ATL called freecycle that none of this hassle occurred. You put stuff out, people got it. I don't think they're everywhere though.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (vEUbs)

408 371 "I'm going to assume that the strike was authorized by the WH. "Stands by the intel" means "we told them we weren't sure and were told to go through with it anyways."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)"

What was the intel? Any decent journalist would ask if there were any. Was it that a guy with 7 kids was going to drive a VBIED? Because you confirm the intel with conditions on the ground. They had video on the guy and the car. They hit it anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:25 PM (XKgKh)

IIRC, after the Aug. 26th Abbey Gate suicide bombing, there were news reports that Biden loosened the requirements for local commanders to get very-high-level authorization for strikes to get ISIS-K guys and to suppress threats to US personnel. He wanted no more US killed or wounded, and as high an ISIS-K body count as possible.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (AMIL/)

409 Friday afternoon news dump. Fuck these evil bastards.

Posted by: Morseus at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (XZKAU)

410 354 C'mon. It took guts for Ole Bubblegum Brain Biden to make the call to kill a carload of children.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:22 PM (XKgKh)
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"Over the horizon capability"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (wybbI)

411 And if the dick in question is unusually large, they don't mind sharing because most women couldn't take something like that on a regular basis anyway.

.....

After I witnessed the miracle of childbirth, I realized the "it's too big" comments were all a lie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (7F9te)

412 So if we can take their women away from them, why aren't we taking OUR NATION away from them?

Posted by: Ken at September 17, 2021 02:33 PM (bnyZy)

413 The students at Connecticut College have been surreptitiously writing Michael Tracey to get their plight out to the world at large. They are afraid to speak out due to facing disciplinary action.

Meantime their mental health is suffering because they are not allowed to meet up with their schoolmates.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:33 PM (kD8Fh)

414 He died, and the cops didn't have much of a case (hit and run) until the girl's dad turned her in.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (bgWIn)

That took guts
Posted by: JoeF
___

Intestinal fortitude is very lacking nowadays, so yeah, this stands out, especially when it comes to your own kids.
This being Seattle, however, the kid will be free at age 21, since the DA declined to try her as an adult.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:33 PM (bgWIn)

415 Yeah we fucked this up but that Ashli Babbitt strike was dead on

save countless lives

Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 02:33 PM (uCLWI)

416 And if the dick in question is unusually large, they don't mind sharing because most women couldn't take something like that on a regular basis anyway.

.....

After I witnessed the miracle of childbirth, I realized the "it's too big" comments were all a lie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (7F9te)

just make sure the doc puts in an extra stich and it'll be like the first time all over again...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 02:34 PM (8D42x)

417 After I witnessed the miracle of childbirth, I realized the "it's too big" comments were all a lie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (7F9te)

Do women give birth two or three times a week?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

418 ShainS yet under Barky and forced on Trump it looks every missed needed a team of lawyers to sign off on it.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (2JoB

------

Yep. I think this actually started under W. (Piss Be Upon Him).

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (l3RFG)

419 417 After I witnessed the miracle of childbirth, I realized the "it's too big" comments were all a lie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:32 PM (7F9te)

Do women give birth two or three times a week?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

3, I think it is...

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (6Je/Q)

420 So the local police authority volunteered to fly Bill Melugin (FOX) in their chopper, to take pictures Under the Bridge.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (XHhHI)

421 My boyfriend tested positive for the wuflu. So I had to get tested too.

My test came back negative of course.

Anyway that['s not enough for me to return to work, I have to get another test next week,. CDC recommends two negative tests a week apart.

*I'm still getting paid though.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (kD8Fh)

422 More than one way to skin a cat.

Posted by: Javems at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (AmoqO)

423 In one of his first actions after surviving an election seeking to oust him from office, Gov. Gavin Newsom on Thursday essentially abolished single-family zoning in California -- and green-lighted a series of bills intended to bolster the state's housing production.By signing Senate Bill 9 into law, Newsom opened the door for the development of up to four residential units on single-family lots across California.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

424 I am watching Norm McDonald bits. Interview on Conan with Courtney Thorne Smith (who evidently was flacking a new movie with Carrot Top) and Norm says 'You know what you call a movie with Carrot Top? BOX OFFICE POISON!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

Norm was right.

I checked the IMBD and the only movie I can find both Courtney and Carrot Top in was 1998's "Chairman of the Board". IMDB's score for the movie?

2.3/10

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)

425 ugh kallisto some of these colleges! Brown just went psycho too - no COVID outbreak just I guess they were in need of self-punishment?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (j9HX3)

426 Fuck Joe Biden
Clap clap clap-clap-clap
Fuck Joe Biden
Clap clap clap-clap-clap.

Posted by: Texas Local Police at September 17, 2021 02:36 PM (XHhHI)

427 236 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?

With fricking laser beams on their foreheads.

Posted by: Archer at September 17, 2021 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

428 399 Collectively, we've been DONE, culturally ( and I will use the word morally), for a long long time.... what we see now is the Fruition.
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

THIS.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 17, 2021 02:36 PM (Fs5vw)

429 425 ugh kallisto some of these colleges! Brown just went psycho too - no COVID outbreak just I guess they were in need of self-punishment?!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (j9HX3)

The reason Michael Tracey is really concerned about what's going on at Connecticut college is that he believes it's a test case for further tyranny against all college students.

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (kD8Fh)

430 ShainS yet under Barky and forced on Trump it looks every missed needed a team of lawyers to sign off on it.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2021 02:27 PM (2JoB

Bush opened the door, Obama kicked it wide open, Trump slammed it shut , Biden blew it up.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)

431 In one of his first actions after surviving an election seeking to oust him from office, Gov. Gavin Newsom on Thursday essentially abolished single-family zoning in California -- and green-lighted a series of bills intended to bolster the state's housing production

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (RHGPo)
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When you shoot for the King, you'd better not miss!

Posted by: Gavin Awesome Hair at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (XHhHI)

432 >>>[sidebar] Truth and satire are stranger than fiction. White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated'

What happened to Kamala saying "Do not come"? I would like a presstitute to ask that question during a press conference.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (cME97)

433 There was already regime friendly reporting (I think WaPo) about how the drone strike decision was pushed down to lower levels than normal so they could act fast. I don't remember the particular story they put that out in, but if you want to look it up I think the headline was, "Obvious BS We're Pretending To Swallow To Protect Our Political Friends"

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (dYe5S)

434 The reason Michael Tracey is really concerned about what's going on at Connecticut college is that he believes it's a test case for further tyranny against all college students.

it just makes no sense - why?!?!?!

it's definitely rolling out tho, I've heard a lot about it. only small liberal colleges and ivies and garbage.

WVU isn't gonna do this shit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (j9HX3)

435 Dear Slate. HELP!

I tested positive for COVID and my girlfriend didn't.

Now she says she's quarantining herself from me for two weeks in Miami with a Trump supporter and I can't find my condoms.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (7F9te)

436 Huh. My copy sure has it!
Posted by: Lady in Black

It's been decades since I've seen it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (4eKPg)

437 > There was a website you could use in ATL called freecycle that none of this hassle occurred. You put stuff out, people got it. I don't think they're everywhere though.

Nextdoor has a lot of free stuff. You have to be right on top of it though. There are hoarders who will pick up any damn thing people put out, whether they can think of a use for it or not.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (UW2ZS)

438 Collectively, we've been DONE, culturally ( and I will use the word morally), for a long long time.... what we see now is the Fruition.
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

439 424 Norm was right.

I checked the IMBD and the only movie I can find both Courtney and Carrot Top in was 1998's "Chairman of the Board". IMDB's score for the movie?

2.3/10
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)

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Who's movie career turned out worse? Courtney Thorne-Smith's or Denise Crosby's?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

440 Stretch it to three books, so that means four movies (Hunger Games did this, so there's precedent). I think you need to tee up a trilogy to really make bank on the movie rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DCdYk)

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Unfortunately, the Hunger Games only had enough material for two movies.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (CAJOC)

441 201 AMAZING -- Since the Biden administration has kicked @BillFoxLA and his team out from flying Fox News's drones along the U.S./Mexico border in Del Rio, TX, *local* law enforcement decided to get him a helicopter to hop in and go check things out to continue reporting.
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

'merica.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:39 PM (cME97)

442 At first I was really careful around my Covided boyfriend, but then I just said eff it. I went over their unmasked and ungloved and he was urging me to be really careful.

He put his mask on, and I just went up to him and rubbed my body all over him, saying: GIVE ME YOUR COVID-18, I WANT IT SO

lol

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:39 PM (kD8Fh)

443 424 I am watching Norm McDonald bits. Interview on Conan with Courtney Thorne Smith (who evidently was flacking a new movie with Carrot Top) and Norm says 'You know what you call a movie with Carrot Top? BOX OFFICE POISON!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)
Norm was right.
I checked the IMBD and the only movie I can find both Courtney and Carrot Top in was 1998's "Chairman of the Board". IMDB's score for the movie?
2.3/10
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Norm could be brutal, but he always had me laughing about his target. Too bad he's gone.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:39 PM (W+kMI)

444 Trump is much like some of the Kings of Israel in the OT, by analogy " he followed the ways of the Lord... YET... he did not destroy the High Places..

Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:39 PM (6Je/Q)

445
Nextdoor has a lot of free stuff. You have to be right on top of it though. There are hoarders who will pick up any damn thing people put out, whether they can think of a use for it or not.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (UW2ZS)

Lady YD sells a lot of stuff online. Mostly from garage sales, antique shops, etc. But if she sees something on a curb she thinks she can hawk, it's coming home. If she can't, back to the curb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (FvCkv)

446 424 Norm was right.

I checked the IMBD and the only movie I can find both Courtney and Carrot Top in was 1998's "Chairman of the Board".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)

"Bored"

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (cME97)

447 it just makes no sense - why?!?!?!

someone is ordering they do this

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (kD8Fh)

448 What happened to Kamala saying "Do not come"? I would like a presstitute to ask that question during a press conference.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (cME97)

Kamala doesn't do press conferences; they won't let her out because she makes babies cry and dogs howl.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (P4LRL)

449 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Joker.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (j9HX3)

450 Remember guys, Obummer put people everywhere he could inside the government. They're everywhere, like bedbugs or crab grass.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 17, 2021 02:21 PM (W+kMI)

Fire ants.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (Mzdiz)

451 Trump is much like some of the Kings of Israel in the OT, by analogy " he followed the ways of the Lord... YET... he did not destroy the High Places..
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2021 02:39 PM (6Je/Q)
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*thumbs up*

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (XHhHI)

452 Unfortunately, the Hunger Games only had enough material for two movies.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (CAJOC)
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Well, the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels 2 and 3 only had enough material for one movie, so...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (LBiAf)

453 Nobody at any level will resign. No one will be fired. Clean shoot. Bad intel. Oopsie. But a cop puts a high as fuck suspect on the ground who later dies because fentanyl is a helluva drug: summer of riots. But at least the norms have been restored.

Posted by: Morseus at September 17, 2021 02:41 PM (XZKAU)

454 Aw come on man!! So I had to kill a ahh umm what ahh oh yeah a family to get the 13 ahh oh you know the guys the army guys off the front pages. It was totally worth it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2021 02:41 PM (IukSd)

455 it just makes no sense - why?!?!?!
it's definitely rolling out tho, I've heard a lot about it. only small liberal colleges and ivies and garbage.
WVU isn't gonna do this shit
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (j9HX3)

It is stylish and trendy and they are afraid of BLM or 1969 style student riots.

And, hey the budget for upkeep of the lawns and athletics and fields is pretty expensive, those budgets can go to more important areas

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:41 PM (ssx3L)

456 Till Trump do us part. Honestly officer, she slipped on a bar of soap and cracked her head on the shower fixture.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2021 02:41 PM (sXQci)

457 I'll just throw this out there. Every day I move a little more firmly into the "I hope Trump Decides Not to Run, camp. We need to focus on the issues to save our country. We need a coordinated, focused, full attack across the breadth of government to keep our country. I just don't know if Trump is capable of that. Getting distracted and diverted by every issue and Twitter Post du Jour will be a recipe for failure. YMMV

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

458 Who's movie career turned out worse? Courtney Thorne-Smith's or Denise Crosby's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

Whose? On the basis of sheer quantity, Thorne-Smith got the worse end of the deal.

In terms of quality, a bit tough to say. But I'd still argue Crosby comes off better.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (ZSK0i)

459 I wasn't totally cavalier about the WuFlu though and brought the old man my little toolkit of remedies and he did consent to take them Thank God! Because the last thing I wanted was for him to end up in hospital. Because that's where they kill you.

So he was starting to balk, and I just said, "You know, Fuck COVID straight to hell and now fuck you too, I'm trying to keep you out of the hospital"

and he changed his mind and took the medicine like a good boy

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (kD8Fh)

460 Sounds like Trump Chad is giving Mrs Kyle Liberalcuck the boning she's been wanting for a long time and she's not going back to 4 inches and 6 pumps...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (DpkTQ)

461
Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

Or zombie werewolves. Monster Hunter: Alpha

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (n+4am)

462 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

My Two Mommies?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (IukSd)

463 Till Trump do us part. Honestly officer, she slipped on a bar of soap and cracked her head on the shower fixture.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2021 02:41 PM (sXQci)
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Everybody's slippin' on soap!

Posted by: SGT Bowen at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (LBiAf)

464 If she is stupping Trump that would be better.
Otherwise I don't want to know.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (aa+zj)

465 458 Whose? On the basis of sheer quantity, Thorne-Smith got the worse end of the deal.

In terms of quality, a bit tough to say. But I'd still argue Crosby comes off better.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (ZSK0i)

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"Fuck this popular show! It's not stretching me as an actor! I'm going to star in the motion pictures!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

466 Facebook Vows 'Extreme Censorship' Of German Anti-Lockdown Movement

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

467
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:33 PM (bgWIn)
*******
Reading in the comments-
The details in that and other reports are even more appalling.

Someone told the godmother it was her car. Godmother went to the police, gave then her car. Demonspawn found out, proceeded to scream, yell, break things in godmother's house.

It was only then, when father found out demonspawn was about to be arrested that he had her turn herself in. For consideration in charging and sentencing.

No, this thing needs to be charged as an adult. This was a thrill-kill. She may not have intended to kill him, just "bump and scare", but the lack of remorse, threats to "frien

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

468 De cheeto be out of office, but de Paolo be in her orifices, no?

You no eat de creampie anymore.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2021 02:44 PM (I8FKK)

469 >>> Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead at September 17, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

Or zombie werewolves. Monster Hunter: Alpha
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (n+4am)

These days it's zombie pirate robot vampire mummy werewolves or its crap!

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (vEUbs)

470 Norm was right.

I checked the IMBD and the only movie I can find both Courtney and Carrot Top in was 1998's "Chairman of the Board".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)

"Bored"
Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (cME97)

In practice, yes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (ZSK0i)

471 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)
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TJM, take it away.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (XHhHI)

472 Facebook Vows 'Extreme Censorship' Of German Anti-Lockdown Movement
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

Because nothing is more democratic than censoring opinions that are contrary to the messaging of the ruling party.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (ssx3L)

473 Lady YD sells a lot of stuff online. Mostly from garage sales, antique shops, etc. But if she sees something on a curb she thinks she can hawk, it's coming home. If she can't, back to the curb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (FvCkv)

Oh yeah? Email me (see nick) with her platform and I'll check it out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (Mzdiz)

474 462 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

"Bad Teacher"

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (cME97)

475 472 Facebook Vows 'Extreme Censorship' Of German Anti-Lockdown Movement
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

Because nothing is more democratic than censoring opinions that are contrary to the messaging of the ruling party.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (ssx3L)

========

"Now you got it!"
-Ivy League educated constitutionalists

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

476 This story must be true for one reason. The bull made a Trump joke yet was still a supporter of him. It would never occur to a liberal that one can make a joke about politicians you support.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (eMEkg)

477 Might I suggest vampire werewolves?
Monster Hunter Alpha for books, Underworld for movies.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (8ADZq)

478 The appropriate answer to your wife asking to bring another man into your bedroom is "here are you divorce papers".

But I have a suspicion that there were a lot of years of her not getting what she wanted in the bedroom before that...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (DpkTQ)

479 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

.....

Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay.

Most realistic depiction of George Bush ever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (7F9te)

480 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

videodrome.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (ssx3L)

481 Because nothing is more democratic than censoring opinions that are contrary to the messaging of the ruling party.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:45 PM (ssx3L)
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Speaking Truth Tohrough Power.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (XHhHI)

482 Because nothing is more democratic than censoring opinions that are contrary to the messaging of the ruling party.

In fairness it appears totalitarianism is just a core German thing.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (DpkTQ)

483 Bush opened the door, Obama kicked it wide open, Trump slammed it shut , Biden blew it up.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)

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Nailed it, Joe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (l3RFG)

484 #431 stupidity required fire sprinklers in every new residence in Commiefornia.

Dumb as a brick.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (aa+zj)

485 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)
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"The Da Vinci Code", apparently.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (LBiAf)

486 Just got the guidance. We basically have until Thanksgiving to comply. They do mention religious objections, but they were described as "limited", and they have to be worked through the branch of HR that deals with "equal opportunity" - which you can imagine is not a branch of HR that is going to be very sympathetic to us evil Xtians.

As for Slate advice columns, my favorite was when a man wrote in to the sex column - headlined by a gay dude and a porn star - lamenting that his sex life with his wife of many years had slowed down, and the advice from the gay dude, I shit you not, was for him to go to a glory hole. I swear I am not making that up.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (8548M)

487 479 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

Posted by: JoeF.

Office Space

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (4eKPg)

488 -
True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM -
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Ahem.

Posted by: Two Girls, One Cup at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (SchQD)

489 Harold and Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay.

I loved Doogie Hauser in Harold and Kumar but...Harold and Kumar *sucked*.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (DpkTQ)

490 True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?

....

Idiocracy

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (7F9te)

491 >>> True, what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

videodrome.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:46 PM (ssx3L)

Team America: World Police

Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (vEUbs)

492
Email me (see nick) with her platform and I'll check it out.

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Wrote it down - I'll ask her. I just help her pack the boxes occasionally, and keep the books. I think she's been moving most stuff on FB market lately.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (FvCkv)

493 Hey, enjoying the blessings of liberty can be difficult.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2021 02:48 PM (7X3UV)

494 >>>[33M] my wife [29M]

29F?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (cME97)

495 Idiocracy
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___

*nods*

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (bgWIn)

496 Girl, 15, runs car into jogger then later laughs about it

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=117563

He died, and the cops didn't have much of a case (hit and run) until the girl's dad turned her in.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 17, 2021 02:29 PM (bgWIn)

It must suck to know you've raised a pycho.

Love your hash!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (Mzdiz)

497 and the advice from the gay dude, I shit you not, was for him to go to a glory hole. I swear I am not making that up.

Based on the whole prison thing apparently there is some subset of men that will go gay if there is no sex with women to be had.

Oh, sorry they are born that way...right?

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (DpkTQ)

498 "The Da Vinci Code", apparently.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 02:47 PM (LBiAf)

yuk

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (mR6Gs)

499 FDA rejects Pfizer booster shots.

https://bit.ly/3EtcecN

Did someone forget to leave some brown paper bags full of money in the usual places?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (UW2ZS)

500
I have the best hash on AoS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (FvCkv)

501 452 Unfortunately, the Hunger Games only had enough material for two movies.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (CAJOC)
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Well, the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels 2 and 3 only had enough material for one movie, so...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 02:40 PM (LBiAf)

The producer of the Three Musketeers and Four Musketeers movies made in the Seventies planned to make two movies but did not tell the talent and nothing about it was in their contracts. The director, I don't know. Enough film was shot in one production go for the two movies. When the first move was released and it was said at the end that The Four Musketeers was coming, the actors sued. I can't recall the outcome.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

502 what great universally acclaimed novel or film that speaks to a general audience of normal Americans has come out in the last thirty years?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

2021 - 1993 = 28

Falling Down just makes the cut.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (P4LRL)

503 500 I have the best hash on AoS.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (FvCkv)

And you nailed "500."

Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (cME97)

504 406 Has anyone heard what is occurring at Connecticut College?

The students are in extreme lockdown, even though they are all vaxxed, and Connecticut state is the second highest vaxxed state in the union. Michael Tracey went there to investigate:

https://tinyurl.com/2rrzjuka
Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2021 02:31 PM (kD8Fh)

20 year old me would throw a toga party that would rattle the foundations of the buildings. It's the only reasonable response.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (u1eUk)

505 Back before the Great Schism, there was someone who posted as "Moshe", who did great left parody comments. About half the readership took him seriously.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (7X3UV)

506 NOOD Biden drones

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (wAnMi)

507 Based on the whole prison thing apparently there is some subset of men that will go gay if there is no sex with women to be had.

I never got this.

At all.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (mR6Gs)

508 Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2021 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

You're looking for the impossible. A single politician cannot fix everything on their own. Just because Trump was not the perfect president doesn't mean that he wasn't one of the most effective we've ever had.

Posted by: Sjg at September 17, 2021 02:51 PM (gDSJf)

509 I have the best hash on AoS.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (FvCkv)
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It's even better as early Latin.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2021 02:51 PM (XHhHI)

510 FDA rejects Pfizer booster shots.

The rumor was Biden told them to approve it. So...this is interesting.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 17, 2021 02:51 PM (DpkTQ)

511 The producer of the Three Musketeers and Four Musketeers movies made in the Seventies planned to make two movies but did not tell the talent and nothing about it was in their contracts. The director, I don't know. Enough film was shot in one production go for the two movies. When the first move was released and it was said at the end that The Four Musketeers was coming, the actors sued. I can't recall the outcome.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2021 02:50 PM (AMIL/)
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From what I heard, the original intent was to make one movie, but they had so much material that they decided to make it into two, without telling the talent. They eventually got paid for two movies. The only star who wasn't upset with the producers was Charlton Heston, who felt that his role was pretty much a cameo anyway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 02:52 PM (LBiAf)

512 I have the best hash on AoS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (FvCkv)

Pretty fine!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at September 17, 2021 02:52 PM (Mzdiz)

513 Did someone forget to leave some brown paper bags full of money in the usual places?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2021 02:49 PM (UW2ZS)

Forcing the bid up

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2021 02:53 PM (ssx3L)

514 Girl, 15, runs car into jogger then later laughs about it

NY Post reports the girl's name is "Kasama Smith."

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

515 This is a real headline:

Cadillac's Blackwing Cars Are The Last Combustion Powered Sedans That Matter

Other gas powered sedans may debut before the transition to EVs is complete, but we don't need them.

This is pure fucking nutz.
EV touch 2% sales about every other year. In Californication about 35% to 40% of EV drivers go back to gas when trading in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 02:56 PM (yrol0)

516 The Pentagon admitted Friday that a drone strike that killed multiple civilians in Afghanistan last month killed only civilians snd not an Islamic State extremist as it first reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 02:57 PM (yrol0)

517 Yay! Foxfire 5 book was just delivered.
Iron making, blacksmithing, flintlock rifles and bear hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 03:17 PM (OCTRt)

518 Garage and yard sales are a cottage industry here in North Country. All bloody over the place. It does make getting rid of things easy, just put it out to the curb and the yard sailers will swoop down to use it for restocking. Doesn't matter what it is.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 17, 2021 03:24 PM (KATBx)

519 No couple I've known to be in an "open relationship" ever lasted.
I wonder why?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 17, 2021 03:41 PM (vuisn)

520 Soy boys going to be men without chins, chests and spines. No wonder his wife looks for a real man.

Snowflakes are so gay.

Posted by: Harry at September 17, 2021 04:03 PM (EcD5Y)

521 Doofus he's banging your wife (and she's saying it's finger licking good) and you are worried about his politics? Is it true that Republicans have bigger wedding tackle? Your wife ought to know.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at September 17, 2021 05:24 PM (cn6vO)

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