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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Honore Daumier
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (iykgf)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (VJsqe)
Dough Me Yay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2021 08:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (+rpL8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: C. Kramer at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)
hes always playing chess when others are playing checkers
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (vI+F1)
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2021 08:34 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Jon Anderson's Chess Tips at September 17, 2021 08:34 AM (Bmy3R)
Hint: White to play
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2021 08:34 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2021 08:33 AM (MzKgG)
Ron White flipper joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMafC2If1i4
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: huerfano
Thalidomide.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:35 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at September 17, 2021 08:35 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Eeyore
If Sula was such a genius, how come nobody ever heard of him ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 08:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (iykgf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)
Proprieter says "Hey you! We don't allow your kind in here!"
Flipper guy says "How about if I slip you a fin?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (Bmy3R)
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Pawn jumps Queen. Bishop jumps Queen. King jumps Queen! Orgy!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (OCTRt)
It all depends on the pieces you get.
Posted by: C. Kramer at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:37 AM (UHVv4)
He did that to tuck it in his pocket when asking ladies in the bar if they would like to see his painting. He totally missed the point it was to get the gal to the bedroom.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (2JVJo)
I thought it was interesting because of the well-executed posture of the guy in the background compared to the awkward one of the guy in the foreground.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (Q9lwr)
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: Doof
Doof, you missed a perfect Ru Paul sock opportunity!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:39 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 08:39 AM (Y0dLt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:39 AM (/U27+)
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The New Yorker stole my idea!
Posted by: Ziggy at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (mZUr4)
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (yrol0)
Nurse, sent you an e-mail. Wishing you a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (iykgf)
Caption:
"I voted for Joe Biden"*
*works for every New Yorker cartoon
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (5NkmN)
Slam chess. You have five seconds to make a move.
Boring chess? You have a day to make a move.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (OCTRt)
Needs more dresses
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:39 AM (/U27+)
Transsexuals Chess Tourneys is the end of next month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (jPkNz)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)
Isn't this just a colored New Yorker comic?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM
the "I think I'm going to kill myself" caption was a dead give-away
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:39 AM (/U27+)
***********
And Melania.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)
Isn't this just a colored New Yorker comic?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (iykgf)
___________
"I think I'm going to kill myself."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (OCTRt)
I'll do better next time!
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JuJuBee
With a mug THAT ugly, his shoulders are the least of his troubles...
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (Y0dLt)
Isn't this just a colored New Yorker comic?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 17, 2021 08:36 AM (iykgf)
___________
"I think I'm going to kill myself."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:41 AM (/U27+)
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The one in the foreground is Ziggy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (LvTSG)
"Oregon Muse Playing Chess with His Imaginary Friend and Wondering Why He Hasn't Moved a Chess Piece for 10 Hours. But, Waits Patiently"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 08:38 AM (Q9lwr)
Perhaps it's one of those I'd have to see in person. I generally like Impressionism, but this one is "meh" for me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:44 AM (Bmy3R)
https://tinyurl.com/3ccr45ze
https://tinyurl.com/3pjh5nxk
AKA How to get your ass kicked.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2021 08:44 AM (/1l9x)
Americans: White moves pawn, Black moves pawn, White moves another piece. Black hunches down to examine the board... lonnnnnnnng pause before next move.
Russians: White - Black - White - Black smash smash smash. Game over. They play very fast, none of this contemplative monk stuff.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 08:44 AM (Y8Re1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (/U27+)
AKA How to get your ass kicked.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
Or dates at the rest stop.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (gS3OW)
https://vimeo.com/68875087
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (nQVOc)
When it's an Art Thread post impressionist painting!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Guy on right has just started to execute the classic Monopoly move. He's shoving back, in the process of flipping the board. And start cussing.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:42 AM (2JVJo)
That's fair. It certainly isn't great art...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (wtvvX)
Who among us hasn't sported a skinny leather tie with a popped-collar shirt.
By the early 90s, the big place was Structure. Loved their chinos.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (Bmy3R)
Check out Honore's Among Thieves
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (/U27+)
You know, CBD has been kind of late with the bewbage, but there's always a price to pay.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (nQVOc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: T'Pow! at September 17, 2021 08:48 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:48 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 08:46 AM (OCTRt)
He's drawing a 1851 Colt Navy and needs the clearance.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 08:48 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at September 17, 2021 08:48 AM (Bmy3R)
Trans Chess - maybe that's a Queen ... but perhaps it's another King!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 08:48 AM (pNxlR)
Your answer may reveal significant personality flaws.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (m45I2)
Don't think I would hang it in the house but it is interesting enough to study.
BTW, Daumier was capable of realistic drawing with charcoal and crayon. I find that more interesting than his social commentary cartoons and paintings.
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Paladin at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (7qvpm)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 08:50 AM (Y0dLt)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (m45I2)
Neither. I stay seated and don't rotate the board.
I'm afraid to ask what that reveals about my flawed personality. I guess I'm secretly rooting for the me facing the board over the ghost me on the other side. I'm doomed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)
Never did the popped-collar broseph look (my neck is too short). I did the skinny tie, when I was going for the New Romantic look.
https://tinyurl.com/32c98698
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (2JVJo)
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SCTV Winning Chess with Boris Morris [3:10 minutes]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbxUpK_8lOM
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (88xKn)
If OM posted this on Saturday, we would nod and get back to looking at the models.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 08:32 AM (mbFEM)
It's not meant to be taken literally. I am sure it applies to all gamers of dairy products.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2021 08:52 AM (yQpMk)
https://vimeo.com/68875087
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:45 AM (mZUr4)
I seem to recall him also doing a drop-dead impersonation of Woody Hayes
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:52 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2021 08:34 AM (ACi07)
"every"... FIFY
Posted by: GnuBreed, PureBlood at September 17, 2021 08:52 AM (F0YaR)
The Glen Burnie Chess King! I was styling for a late '70s nerd.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 17, 2021 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
White Marsh Mall for me. Finest collection of charcoal gray clothes available!!
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:52 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (m45I2)
Answer no questions from Muldoon.
Posted by: GnuBreed, PureBlood at September 17, 2021 08:53 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: C3-PO at September 17, 2021 08:53 AM (2cfUo)
:: thinks ::
"Hey, wanna go drink instead?"
Posted by: One of those chess players at September 17, 2021 08:53 AM (DCdYk)
Your answer may reveal significant personality flaws.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 08:49 AM (m45I2)
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I make more horsey noises.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbxUpK_8lOM
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (UHVv4)
God, I'd forgotten that sketch. SCTV was so damned funny.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (5NkmN)
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Trump broke the New Yorker. I used to love reading their cartoons in the doctor's office. But once DJT was elected the jokes were all about virtue signaling the cartoonist's trump-hatred. Almost overnight they all became un-funny.
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (88xKn)
"The Staunton Lick" by Lemon Jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ls_XYQuGJU
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (T1fV4)
https://youtu.be/81R16gj37Zc
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 08:55 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:40 AM (5NkmN)
I think it was Iowahawk who suggested that every New Yorker cartoon could simply be captioned "I think I want to kill myself".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:56 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)
Talk the Talk - a limerick
A chess-playing genius named Dorsey
Had an all-day match against Morsey
The contest was a bargain
Full of chess people jargon
"My pointy-head guy took your horsey!"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (m45I2)
https://tinyurl.com/32c98698
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:51 AM (2JVJo)
Did you have a cheap stickpin through the lapel of your second-hand store 3 button sport coat?
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (5NkmN)
From 1951s Royal Wedding:
https://tinyurl.com/yjnys6sc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (2JVJo)
@fullmeasurenews
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (lGrs1)
IFCB - International Federation for Chess Brawling
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 08:58 AM (pNxlR)
@fullmeasurenews
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (lGrs1)
Can I be the first to say that Sharyl Atkisson did not kill herself?
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 08:58 AM (mbFEM)
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Addendum: I grew up watching them from the first show of the very first season on a new Canadian TV network in 1976. It was so successful that the CBC bought the rights the next year.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 08:59 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 08:58 AM (pNxlR)
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Heh. Reminds me of my brother's name for Trivial Pursuit, which often led to arguing, rage and sometimes fisticuffs: "Belligerent Pursuit."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 08:59 AM (DCdYk)
So funny! I don't even know Spanish, but I'm pretty sure he's saying something like "He's thinking! He's thinking! Oh, the tension! Gooooooaaaaallllll!!!"
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 09:00 AM (Y8Re1)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:00 AM (OCTRt)
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (DCdYk)
The Boris Morris video captures how are two gKids would play the game - "battling, battling, battling" is what they consider playing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (pNxlR)
@fullmeasurenews
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (lGrs1)
False reporting of Covid deaths?? I shant believe it. I shannot.
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (Bmy3R)
@fullmeasurenews
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Everyone knew it was an op when the motorcycle accident was listed as a covid death.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)
@fullmeasurenews
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (lGrs1)
Also noted:
Electrocution
Motorcycle Wrecks
Many stage 11teen Cancers
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:02 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 08:58 AM (pNxlR)
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Heh. Reminds me of my brother's name for Trivial Pursuit, which often led to arguing, rage and sometimes fisticuffs: "Belligerent Pursuit."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 08:59 AM (DCdYk)
I bought a funny little dice game for the kiddos, when they were young, called "Trick or Treat".
I finally had to hide the game away cuz fights broke out every single game when someone stole another player's candy (part of the game).
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 09:02 AM (5NkmN)
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (DCdYk)
See me at 35 :-)
Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2021 09:02 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 09:03 AM (vEUbs)
>>PSA: Sharyl Atkisson is doing a report on a coroner who started peeling back death stats after she saw a murder/suicide listed as a Covid death.
As has been said many times, all of the stats have been chicken fucked to within an inch of their lives.
A full forensic audit would probably cause most people to reach for more than just tar, feathers and rails.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:03 AM (tqPNb)
Victorian construction workers protest against government restrictions and mandates.
https://twitter.com/therealrukshan/status/
1438752470298025993
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 09:03 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I like the painting. It would look good in the man cave.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:04 AM (axyOa)
Surprising none.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:05 AM (QOICl)
Victorian construction workers protest against government restrictions and mandates.
https://twitter.com/therealrukshan/status/
1438752470298025993
Posted by: andycanuck
GOOD!!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:05 AM (OCTRt)
Charles Lavoie argued that every New Yorker cartoon could aptly be captioned: "Christ, what an asshole."
Posted by: Guy Smiley
"I think I'll kill myself" was some blogger's contribution to the same topic.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx
There's a great James Thurber cartoon with a lady sitting on a couch in a busy hotel lobby, while the man with her says, "You wait here and I'll bring the etchings down."
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (Y8Re1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (Bmy3R)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Pelosi: Yes, China's committed "genocide" against the Uighurs; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "working together on climate"
https://bit.ly/3kfF3l8
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What's a genocide or two in the face of an imaginary catastrophe?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (VJsqe)
I have a few "friends" I'd like to tar and feather. I'm getting damn tired of their rants on FB about the jab and one actually said this morning if you haven't been vaccinated don't go to the ER if you get sick! Her daddy almost didn't get a life saving surgery because all the icky people were in the ER with covid. She's a nurse BTW.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
Hah...exactly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 09:07 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 17, 2021 09:07 AM (UHVv4)
Honore Daumier
******
I can't speak about the rest of his works, but I would probably choose death before this Honore!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:07 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
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Two? It's gonna take more than two to bring about their ideal world of a comfortable and all-powerful class of Eloi served by a smaller Morlock servant class, with the middle class reduced to a handful of technicians to keep their machinery working...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:07 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2021 09:08 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 09:08 AM (bkUtD)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Pelosi: Yes, China's committed "genocide" against the Uighurs; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "working together on climate"
https://bit.ly/3kfF3l8
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What's a genocide or two in the face of an imaginary catastrophe?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
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You know...if the left were at all actually married to their believes instead of it all being just a quest for political power, this would make some supporters rethink their positions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (nxdel)
Wonder how many in that ER were "undocumented"?
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 09:10 AM (Y0dLt)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 09:10 AM (V13WU)
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James, there are big money donors to please. What's a genocide here and there when talking money?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 17, 2021 09:10 AM (/MaDp)
@greg_price11
Terry McAuliffe in his closing statement touted his endorsement from Bill Kristol, who he called "one of the most conservative writers in America"
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Well, I guess Terry must be conservative, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:10 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:11 AM (7uCN/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:08 AM (LvTSG)
++++
And if wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (DCdYk)
@tomselliott
Pelosi: Yes, China's committed "genocide" against the Uighurs; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "working together on climate"
Humanitarian, all the way down!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (nxdel)
If you have a LabCorp around you, you can get the antibody test for $10. They bill the rest to your insurance, which I think is something like $42, and they tell you if your insurance won't pay, you have to pay. Mine accepted it and I suspect most if not all will, at least if LabCorp is in-network for you.
You do not need a doctor's order. You make an appointment online with LabCorp and pay the $10 at that time.
I had Covid in March, and had my antibodies tested in July. 0.8 is considered positive for antibodies. I got 770.1. Yep, you read that correctly.
Regarding antibody testing for someone who has not had Covid and has been vaccinated, it is my understanding that they will not show antibodies unless they have actually been exposed to the virus. I could be wrong on that, but I think the idea is that once you are exposed, the vaccine is supposed to kick in and make antibodies.
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (wyw4S)
You know I slept with your wife while you were on that fishing trip to Alaska right?
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (wCLLY)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Pelosi: Yes, China's committed "genocide" against the Uighurs; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "working together on climate"
https://bit.ly/3kfF3l8
What's a genocide or two in the face of an imaginary catastrophe?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (d9FiS)
What the...?
Nancy Pelosi in WWII:
"Yes, Germany's committed "genocide" against the Jews; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "developing Vegetarian Wienerschnitzel"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at Sept
Does that apply to the pure bloods who get shot or are in a car accident?
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (7uCN/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (wyw4S)
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Amusing. I just made an appointment at my local Labcorp for 12:15 today. It's a pre-employment drug screen, though. Still, amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (payTA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:05 AM (pNxlR)
"I Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself" was a song off Elton John's Honky Chateau album.
And, on that subject, the other day we were talking pop music and someone mentioned an Italian song that was made up of nonsense English-sounding noises, but didn't actually mean anything. I don't know why I forgot the 1967 British Invasion version of that stuff, the song "Zabadak" by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich, whose lyrics are complete nonsense:
https://tinyurl.com/by8k72ws
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 09:14 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (nxdel)
Some of these "heroes" are getting positively obnoxious these days. The sob stories about ER personnel suffering burnout have cropped up again, even though this "emergency" has been going on for a year and a half, and death and sickness rates are way lower than they used to be. But just like for civil rights activists, every day is Selma, for these neurotics every day is March 2020.
I have a theory about why they're getting burned out now. They're marinating in an atmosphere of non-stop *hysteria* about infection and danger, AND they're probably oxygen deprived since they have to wear masks for 8 hours a day. But the news is full of nurses raging about protesters, as if this is causing huge casualty numbers, when nothing much has changed for months now.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 09:14 AM (Y8Re1)
My blood runs cold!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
That song and the smurf song share almost the exact same melody. Smurfett probably up to no good.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 09:14 AM (vEUbs)
I was hesitant. When Donald Trump was out there controlling the CDC & controlling the FDA & manipulating them & making them put out falsehoods, anybody rational was hesitant.
hyp o crite
One who assumes a false appearance; one who feigns to be what he is not, or to feel or believe what he does not actually feel or believe; especially, a false pretender to virtue or piety.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:15 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 09:13 AM (payTA)
Yep, that was my thought. I instinctively scroll by the top pic quick now.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2021 09:16 AM (vEUbs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 17, 2021 09:16 AM (g9nJF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 09:16 AM (payTA)
Good question.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:12 AM (nxdel)
All of them except 2. Thats the standard here
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:16 AM (7uCN/)
I have a theory about why they're getting burned out now. They're marinating in an atmosphere of non-stop *hysteria* about infection and danger, AND they're probably oxygen deprived since they have to wear masks for 8 hours a day. But the news is full of nurses raging about protesters, as if this is causing huge casualty numbers, when nothing much has changed for months now.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things
Nah, it's the BRUTAL shooting schedules for the TikTok videos that are putting them under stress, brah!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:16 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2021 09:17 AM (payTA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 09:19 AM (bkUtD)
Joy Reid again defends her belief that it was NECESSARY to be anti-vaxxer when Trump was in office:
I was hesitant. When Donald Trump was out there controlling the CDC & controlling the FDA & manipulating them & making them put out falsehoods, anybody rational was hesitant.
Look, even the Association for Drooling and Gibbering Idiots denied Joy her quest to be awarded "Thought Leader" status. Consider her remarks accordingly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:19 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 09:14 AM (Y8Re1)
Also, they are understaffed because nurses who don't vax are being fired. They are losing a significant percentage of their workforce.
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 09:19 AM (6RgRK)
@tomselliott
Pelosi: Yes, China's committed "genocide" against the Uighurs; "having said that," the bigger, "overrriding" issue is "working together on climate"
https://bit.ly/3kfF3l8
First, I wonder how that jives with her Catholic beliefs.
Second, if genocide is totes OK for the right reasons, it won't be long before they start coming for their opposition (us).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (N39Ws)
If your job sucks, or if you're burnt out, leave. Just leave. Don't whine, just go away.
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)
Pet peeve of mine but I hate playing the left's game. How about we call them "illegals" which is the proper word for it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (yK6pq)
@WalshFreedom
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Apologies for venting. I just need a good night's sleep.
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Lili Von Shtupp had the same problem but sang it better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 09:21 AM (V13WU)
Gas and coal-fired electricity plants were called in to make up the shortfall from wind.
Putin just ordered a new tiger.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:21 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 09:21 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 09:22 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:22 AM (pNxlR)
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Maybe stop being such a little bitch after disowning conservatives and voting for Biden.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 09:22 AM (bkUtD)
Law Firm-1 was at all times relevant to this Indictment as an international law firm based in Washington, DC
Perkins-Coie has won at the appeals level that it is a "stateless entity", therefore not prosecutable, so is this statement true ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 09:22 AM (RHGPo)
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Lili Von Shtupp had the same problem but sang it better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at September 17, 2021 09:22 AM (IXZGh)
@WalshFreedom
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Apologies for venting. I just need a good night's sleep.
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Lili Von Shtupp had the same problem but sang it better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
Dude youre not gonna do well 16 YO boys with an attitude like this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)
Lili had better legs, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:23 AM (pNxlR)
*****
Yes. Yes you could.
Vaccination (generally speaking) stimulates production of antibodies. Whether the Ab test is positive or not depends on what antibodies that specific test detects. The mRNA vaccines produce many copies of specifically just the spike protein, so that the antibodies produced in response are specific to the spike protein. Natural infection on the other hand presents multiple structural components of the whole virus that can serve as antigens for the creation of a broader spectrum of antibody production, and quite likely a more robust immunity as well as potential cross-immunity among different strains of the same virus.
I haven't spent any time looking into the specifics of the various antibody tests, so take these observations for what they're worth.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (O6DoG)
Overall, the state has a total of 199 active cases, while the positivity rate came down to less than 0.01 per cent.
About 250 Million people.
IVERMECTIN
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (CYnTg)
Hey Sharyl, some advice: Kevlar Bodysuit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM (Bmy3R)
More advicw...say nothing abouts the Hillz, if you know what I men.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ziggy at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (jYQlA)
"Do you have an update on when the President will get a physical?"
which I misread as "Do you have an update on when the President will get physical?"
ewww
Posted by: m at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (rk2/G)
>>Gas and coal-fired electricity plants were called in to make up the shortfall from wind. Putin just ordered a new tiger.
As has been said, you ever notice wind and solar are never backup for coal, NG or nuclear?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (tqPNb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (nxdel)
He lost his license, now he can't drive
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (pNxlR)
My theory? Docs and nurses are like any other group in this country. Mostly just people doing their jobs, but some are politicized Marxist ideologues who live on Twitter, emotionally exsanguinating about the daily Party talking point that relates to their particular field. And those are the only ones we hear about, because the spergy Commie basket cases in the media (BIRM) are also living on Twitter and looking for stories to bolster the Party's talking point.
Twitter is to Communist state media what crack is to cocaine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (FvCkv)
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting. ...
Lili Von Shtupp had the same problem but sang it better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
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"Hi, I am Joe Walsh. I have tiny fury over the normals rejecting me and my agenda. I am really angry about it, but can do nothing about it because I'm actually nothing. So I will just word-vomit on Twitter about how much the normals suck as a way to commiserate with other cucks as we lament our irrelevance."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (DCdYk)
>IVERMECTIN
They won't eat a cow...but turn a horse into paste and they are all over it.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:26 AM (QOICl)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (m45I2)
I was thinking about asking if one brand or another was better. I see the in Europe they have several brands.
PS The test is 44 bux for cash people at labcorp
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (DCdYk)
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Which one wrote that they are the most important slice of the electorate in America, and it makes no sense that no one gives a shit what they think?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)
Sounds like Joe Walsh knows his grift is drying up. Needs a new benefactor.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell
But life's been good to him so far.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 09:25 AM (FvCkv)
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That should be carved into a stone tablet somewhere. Like maybe over the halls of Congress and various media HQs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (DCdYk)
Gas and coal-fired electricity plants were called in to make up the shortfall from wind.
Putin just ordered a new tiger.
Posted by: rhennigantx
And replenish his herd of tiny giraffe's.
Posted by: Puddleglum has been to WATERGATE!! at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (g/54t)
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Hey dipshit, reread what you wrote. "My former supporters.". Does that tell ya something? Perhaps its not them shitforbrains, maybe its you.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (axyOa)
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Musket? Oh come on. (Insert eyeroll emoji). I don't know who he is, but what a gasbag.
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (m45I2)
Joy Reid is Harry Reid's smarter first cousin and former training partner until the unfortunate "elastic band" incident.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (pNxlR)
He did that to tuck it in his pocket when asking ladies in the bar if they would like to see his painting. He totally missed the point it was to get the gal to the bedroom.
Posted by: rhennigantx
There's a great James Thurber cartoon with a lady sitting on a couch in a busy hotel lobby, while the man with her says, "You wait here and I'll bring the etchings down."
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at September 17, 2021 09:06 AM
"I could come over tomorrow morning and make you some pancakes. I make the best pancakes."
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 09:28 AM (DUIap)
Overall, the state has a total of 199 active cases, while the positivity rate came down to less than 0.01 per cent.
About 250 Million people.
IVERMECTIN
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (yrol0)
NOW ALL THE MEN ARE INFERTILE!!!!
Posted by: Karen #17539672530 at September 17, 2021 09:28 AM (ACi07)
Have we ever got a Protocol and a Breakdown of the accuracy of ANY of these Covid Tests?
Because. Wildly Inaccurate is what I am getting from their usage and reporting.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (QOICl)
Focus by Hocus Pocus falls into that category.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (nQVOc)
@187 - Joe Walsh
He's a martyr. He's trying his best, but I also believe he's got nowhere to go. He served the D purpose when he was NT. Now discarded he wants sympathy and to be let in the R club again.
This not so much "I'm trying" but rather " could you open the door a bit for my return."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (11GMb)
Posted by: The Captain at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (QOICl)
https://bit.ly/3kfF3l8
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Who is that soi boi in the other chair?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 17, 2021 09:30 AM (oEn12)
This not so much "I'm trying" but rather " could you open the door a bit for my return."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (11GMb)
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Vote for Trump in 2024 all he wants. I don't think anyone should listen to his show, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Karen #17539672530 at September 17, 2021 09:28 AM (ACi07)
Is that a problem?
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2021 09:30 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)
Matt Klewless, iirc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 09:30 AM (FvCkv)
I was hesitant. When Donald Trump was out there controlling the CDC & controlling the FDA & manipulating them & making them put out falsehoods, anybody rational was hesitant.
Jesus H Christ! It's the same fucking vaxx!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:31 AM (OCTRt)
This not so much "I'm trying" but rather " could you open the door a bit for my return."
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2021 09:29 AM (11GMb)
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Yup, just as predicted. If Trump had successfully won, then they're useless because they failed. If Trump didn't successfully win, then they're useless because they've served their purpose.
The only surprising thing is that nearly a year on from the election and they're not all living under bridges yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:31 AM (DCdYk)
Now. Defend your Tweets about Fags.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:32 AM (QOICl)
Posted by: Emmie
A lot of them are because they want to get pregnant at some point in the future.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
The more interesting exchange is on page 25..
FBI: ..so you mentioned that your client directed you to have these engagements with the FBI.., Is that correct?
Sussman:.. I think it's most accurate to say it was done on behalf of my client.
Hillary Clinton was Sussman's client.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (tqPNb)
*****
Why is Joe Walsh bragging publicly about grabbing his muskrat? He does know that's a masturbatory euphemism does he not?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (m45I2)
Now. Defend your Tweets about Fags.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:32 AM (QOICl)
I don't have to explain anything to YOU!
Posted by: Joyless T. Reid at September 17, 2021 09:34 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
That is an excellent reason. Other excellent reasons are serious side effects and low efficacy.
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 09:35 AM (6RgRK)
So it turns out that ABORTED FETAL CELL lines were used in the testing, research and development of the vaccines (and the PRODUCTION of the J&J vaccine).
https://tinyurl.com/358fyhma
Guy tries to make it sound okay: "As a practicing Catholic, I think the moral balance of indirectly benefitting from an abortion that occurred 50 years ago in order to take a vaccine that will prevent further death in the community is a no-brainer".
Okay, lets substitute "murdering Holocaust Jews" for "an abortion" and "occurred over 75 years ago" for "occurred 50 years ago" and see if that's still the moral high ground.
Modern-day Mengele's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 09:24 AM (CYnTg)
Life's been good to him so far.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM (VJsqe)
in just the first few pages we get Tech Executive-1 and Campaign Lawyer-1, so there are others on the way.
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM (RHGPo)
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Well, you can try putting the musket barrel in your mouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
in just the first few pages we get Tech Executive-1 and Campaign Lawyer-1, so there are others on the way.
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM (RHGPo)
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Today was the date for the statute of limitations on Sussmann, not everyone else. Just noting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)
That is an excellent reason. Other excellent reasons are serious side effects and low efficacy.
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2021 09:35 AM (6RgRK)
There were no side effects after November 3, 2020 and it totally works fine now!!!
Posted by: Joyless T. Reid at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (ACi07)
>>That is an excellent reason. Other excellent reasons are serious side effects and low efficacy.
Also, one shouldn't promiscuously and wantonly put drugs in their body that they don't need.
A person may get swollen testicles out of the deal.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (tqPNb)
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:01 AM (DCdYk)
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Interesting side note - Murray Head is brother of Anthony Stewart Head, who was Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2021 09:23 AM (pNxlR)
When Madeline Kahn auditioned for Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks asked her to lift her dress so he could see her legs. "Oh, you're that kind of producer," she said, and walked out. Brooks chased after her and explained that because her character was a parody of Marlene Dietrich, he wanted to be sure her legs were up to snuff.
Warily, Kahn lifted her dress. "You can look," she ordered, "but don't touch!" She says that during the entire shoot, Brooks would always invite her to have dinner with him and wife Anne Bancroft, as if to reassure her that he had no sexual interest in her at all.
Lily: https://tinyurl.com/y54rrn2j
Marlene: https://tinyurl.com/9rjz34ay
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (tqPNb)
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I mean, that could be a good thing. Don't judge me.
Posted by: Swollen testicle fetishist at September 17, 2021 09:38 AM (DCdYk)
Plays a hella guitar, tho.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 09:38 AM (Xrfse)
Marlene: https://tinyurl.com/9rjz34ay
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)
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Madeleine Kahn > Marlene Dietrich
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (CAJOC)
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It's odd how increasing numbers of HQ threads become Whedon Threads. He's not quite up there with tits and Star Trek, but he's making gains
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:27 AM (m45I2)
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True. I got the test because I had a specialist whom I've had to see weekly for several months and he was harping on me to get the vaccine. When I gave him the test results, he changed his mind.
Posted by: bluebell at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (wtvvX)
SCTV > SNL any day of the week.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (7sZuB)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (Xrfse)
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Well, you can try putting the musket barrel in your mouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
Dipshit would probably even fail at that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (ACi07)
@WalshFreedom
Not looking for any sympathy. Not at all. But I'm just so tired. Thinking of calling it quits. I mean, every day I grab my musket and try to put truth in front of the GOP base, my former supporters. It's so exhausting.
Apologies for venting. I just need a good night's sleep.
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Lili Von Shtupp had the same problem but sang it better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
Well played. This is one of the ways the Horde is the best.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (N39Ws)
...or such-like
(DISCLAIMER: I have never engaged in D&D, just picked up bits and pieces from here and there.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Children's toys that announce, very loudly, when you turn them off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: klaftern at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (taPSh)
Could be a problem that solves itself.
Posted by: Darwin Awards at September 17, 2021 09:41 AM (ACi07)
I always thought one of her best roles was as Ryan O'Neal's fiancee in "What's Up Doc".
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2021 09:42 AM (AwYPR)
>>Your bishop has been eaten by a Grue.
More likely drowned when the thief threw him over flood control dam number 3.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:42 AM (tqPNb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2021 09:43 AM (I/Nec)
Baker either knew who Sussman was working for already or could have found out by asking Sussman like 2 or 3 questions (i.e., So, does Marc Elias know about this? Have you been working on the Hillary campaign any recently? Uh, do you really expect me to believe this Alfa bank nonsense your obviously peddling for the Hillary campaign?)
Posted by: Match Checksout at September 17, 2021 09:43 AM (dYe5S)
Grampa loves those.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 17, 2021 09:43 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2021 09:43 AM (L91xj)
*****
My cousin dated a girl like that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2021 09:36 AM
Except for not being able to drive his Maserati because he lost his driver's license. That kinda sucks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM (m45I2)
Well now that Muskrat Love song by Captain and Tennille makes so much more sense. I am such a clueless goof when it comes to lingo du boudoir.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (u1eUk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
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Similar peeve: The microwave at my work beeps at the end of cooking - fair enough... they all do. What pisses me off is that it beeps again when I open the door. I know I opened the door - I'm the one who did it! WTF is the point of that F'ing beep?
It should go without saying, I am a small and petty man.
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
Has there ever been a mash-up of chess with D&D? Like before every move you roll your D-20 dice (or whatever) and one of your pieces gets immunity points for the next three turns...
...or such-like
(DISCLAIMER: I have never engaged in D&D, just picked up bits and pieces from here and there.)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM
Knight to King's Rook 7 something something vorpal sword something something checkmate
(Disclamer: the entirety of my D&D knowledge come from AoSHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (DUIap)
That is one big fucking baby if they are STILL using cells from 50 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:45 AM (OCTRt)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2021 09:45 AM (L91xj)
Posted by: Child of a former stripper in Arkansas at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM
Well? It was dark. What did he expect?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)
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"It certainly doesn't taste like glue."
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (7MBHe)
>>Baker either knew who Sussman was working for already or could have found out by asking Sussman like 2 or 3 questions.
Of course he knew.
In Deep State town, everyone knows who's who and who's working for who.
What's going on is that Deep State/Deep Donk want to close the books on all of this and put it behind them.
Sussman is going to get a very light rap on his magnificently adorned wrists.
And that, will be that.
Not quite the De Nou Mont everyone was expecting but that that's the end we will get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (tqPNb)
Posted by: Testes 1, 2 at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Zombie Mr. Ed at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM
Knight to King's Rook 7 something something vorpal sword something something checkmate
(Disclamer: the entirety of my D&D knowledge come from AoSHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (DUIap)
(Disclaimer: just because everyone else is doing them now.).
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:48 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)
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Nowadays? Neither. Since the mid 1960s, most Ivermectin has been manufactured with Synthahorse from Dow Chemical. Although originally targeted for the glue industry, Synthahorse found various markets outside of the initial intended use.
When Synthahorse went off-patent in the mid 1990s, various generics are now available and Synthahorse-based Ivermectin production has been generalized among many manufacturers.
Posted by: Fake Industrial History, Third Edition at September 17, 2021 09:48 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (QOICl)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:48 AM (axyOa)
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Wait about 15 minutes and we'll all be doing Who-Dis-claimers
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (VJsqe)
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YOU ARE THE SAME AS THE SECOND EDITION EXCEPT THAT YOU CHANGED THE ORDER OF CHAPTERS 7 AND 8!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at Sept
I have a nurse friend just like this. All she does is shame about the vax and post EVERY manipulative--"She Was Anti-Vax.....and Now She's Dead!" story from the likes of Business Insider or MSNBC. She's also been ant- HCY, anti-Ivermectin and this morning she posts the story about Biden cutting off De Santis supply of regeron with the comment, "Sorry Governor, it's NOT a CURE!"
I let her have it with a FB rant....and then I quickly deleted it owing to the fact that her husband and i go back to kindergarten, way more than 29 years ago.
Oddly, she's a Trump supporter.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:46 AM (m45I2)
challenging questions of this kind are best answered by our encyclopedia of all knowledge -TwitterFacebook
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (V13WU)
******
Though we all know disclaimers will carry zero weight in a post-Constitutional America.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Shit! He's on to us!
Posted by: Textbook Publishers Alliance at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (DCdYk)
"CDB Plays Chess With Evil CBD From an Alternate Universe"
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2021 08:57 AM (5NkmN)
I'm disappointed that the evil CBD is not sportin' a goatee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (7sZuB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (QOICl)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 08:54 AM (wtvvX)
SCTV > SNL any day of the week.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 09:39 AM (7sZuB)
Amen to that, brother!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 09:51 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (VwHCD)
Our luck he'd get a hang fire.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 17, 2021 09:51 AM (CjHGv)
It should go without saying, I am a small and petty man.
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
Somewhere in china a microwave engineer is laughing his ass off.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:51 AM (axyOa)
(Disclamer: the entirety of my D&D knowledge come from AoSHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2021 09:44 AM (DUIap)
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Dungeon master: (rolloing dice) Your knight has been hit by a mind control ray from a Beholder. Go back rwo moves and attack your own queen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 09:51 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (VJsqe)
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM
Which year of Med School teaches euphemisms?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doogie Howser at September 17, 2021 09:52 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: It's me donna
Not long term - Jesus still loves us. In spite of it all.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
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Shit! He's on to us!
Posted by: Textbook Publishers Alliance at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (DCdYk)
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My dad has a textbook that's on at least the third edition, and he admitted to me that he's done this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
That is one big fucking baby if they are STILL using cells from 50 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2021 09:45 AM (OCTRt)
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, da, komrade???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (7sZuB)
I've tried....but it is a bridge too far for my wife!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (USckO)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (+rpL8)
Never lived in a house with a microwave. No idea how to use one or what I would use one for.
My Toaster never beeps at me.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (QOICl)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:33 AM
I wasn't aware. Muskrat Love? Now even worse
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:54 AM (7uCN/)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:49 AM (mR6Gs)
Yeah, this whole pro-vaxx / anti-vaxx debate has created some strange bedfellows.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2021 09:54 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 17, 2021 09:54 AM (oWBc3)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:54 AM (7uCN/)
The muskrat is gay.
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2021 09:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Little Man in the Boat at September 17, 2021 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
"Victorian construction workers protest against government restrictions and mandates."
Wow! Thee guys must be pretty OLD!
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:56 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Deep South Enthusiast at September 17, 2021 09:56 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:54 AM (7uCN/)
Mentioning that song should result in an embarreling and permaban, IMO.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2021 09:57 AM (wtvvX)
They rode a Horse With No Name to get that sweet, sweet Muskrat Love on Ventura Highway.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 09:57 AM (nQVOc)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 09:57 AM (nQVOc)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doogie Howser
*****
Ninth grade, Doogie (if that's your real name). If you hadn't skipped straight from middle school to med school you would have known that, ya little poser!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 09:57 AM (8548M)
I'm in favor of BANNING microwave ovens at work.
It's always people who eat the most FOUL smelling garbage who use them anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (8548M)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Deep South Enthusiast
I've been to a rodeo, air show and car show - and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
-- Zombie Slim Pickets (MAJ Kong)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (mR6Gs)
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But then how will I reheat my fried mackeral and cook my popcorn?
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (DCdYk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Yes, I meant to point that out yesterday. There could be more. *Fingers crossed.*
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (7uCN/)
Media again complicit in murder dearh kill kill.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (T1fV4)
very whimsical figures
they are just painted pot metal and usually come in pairs
I've collected them for 50 years
Posted by: REDACTED at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (uCLWI)
Posted by: JoeF
Ah, my H1(b)s.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)
Luxury!
In my day, we had a flat rock and sunlight to reheat food, and liked it!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (RqlhY)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (mR6Gs)
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At my last job, there was one lady who was a devout Catholic who would create low-tide odors with her fish every Friday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Deep South Enthusiast at September 17, 2021 09:56 AM (jYQlA)
++++
At the same time? Like, is it a relay race kind of thing where drive the show car to the chute, ride the bronc, then get thrown into an aircraft where you do a barrel roll and then land?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (DCdYk)
There was a gall I worked with that did fish one day in the lunchroom microwave. It was gut-wrenching. She was almost summarily executed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)
You will allow four turns to pass.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (uhPTO)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 09:58 AM (mR6Gs)
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At my last job, there was one lady who was a devout Catholic who would create low-tide odors with her fish every Friday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LBiAf)
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"Betty...pack a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
*****
Don't fret. That's just to indicate that the machine has reset your pacemaker settings to factory default.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (m45I2)
There was an accompanying photo, and let's just say, she weighed at LEAST 280.
And she was short.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: fluffy at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Blake
You had food!
We had to skim the scum from a mud puddle for sustenance and we were damn happy to have it!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (mD/uy)
And that, will be that.
Not quite the De Nou Mont everyone was expecting but that that's the end we will get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 09:47 AM (tqPNb)
As we bandied this about yesterday, I think we have the answer - Sussman is going to take the (very light) fall for the FBI. They weren't wrong, just acting on what that lying liar told them!
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (oWBc3)
There was an accompanying photo, and let's just say, she weighed at LEAST 280.
And she was short.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (mR6Gs)
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"You will all die!"
-Fauci to straight people about AIDS or Fauci to healthy people about COVID, not sure which
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
I was wrong.
It's gonna be covid and/or the shot. Or The next covid they "accidentally" release
My bet is the lines are being drawn by the shot lovers.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 17, 2021 10:02 AM (wCLLY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LBiAf)
In New Jersey, we had a solution to the no-meat-on-Friday rule:
PIZZA
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:02 AM (mR6Gs)
I was wrong.
It's gonna be covid and/or the shot. Or The next covid they "accidentally" release
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 17, 2021 10:02 AM (wCLLY)
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That is indistinguishable from politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (DCdYk)
In New Jersey, we had a solution to the no-meat-on-Friday rule:
PIZZA
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:02 AM (mR6Gs)
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*nods sagaciously*
Meat lovers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JoeF
We had nun.
Hay Oooooh!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LBiAf)
Talk about euphemisms!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (USckO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 10:03 AM (nQVOc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Y0dLt)
On hold waiting for a telecon
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I read that as "waiting for a telethon"
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Xrfse)
One part of me wanted to know what metallic object someone put in the the microwave, the other part of me preferred not to know who was that stupid.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (RqlhY)
However, lots of people on this side of the fence allegedly, have gone crazy over the shot and they're not coming back.
Probably wrong again. We'll see
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 17, 2021 10:05 AM (wCLLY)
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at September 17, 2021 10:01 AM (oWBc3)
C&T just covered the song.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 10:05 AM (nQVOc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Y0dLt)
What happens if a guy rubs HORSE paste on his, you know, "thing?"
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 17, 2021 10:05 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
The lovely Ms. Beacon just wasn't your type.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 10:05 AM (mD/uy)
*****
That's either a masterfully crafted wordplay, or a fortuitous typo.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (m45I2)
>>They weren't wrong, just acting on what that lying liar told them!
Yep, I agree completely with this assessment.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (tqPNb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
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Getting Sussmann is fine, but unless the probe also targets internal, governmental actors in the FBI / DOJ / Intelligence Committee, it's a whitewash and a failure.
I have no confidence that Durham will prosecute bad actors like e.g. Comey or McCabe. But that's what's needed to restore a scintilla of credibility to the institutions.
Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (CtltA)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/474183/
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by:OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 09:50 AM (7sZuB)
I've tried....but it is a bridge too far for my wife!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 09:53 AM (USckO)
Wait, so the evil CBD lives in *this* universe? That would explain a lot!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (7sZuB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (Y0dLt)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 17, 2021 10:05 AM
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.
Posted by: Catherine at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)
I read that as "Dahmer candlesticks" and wondered if Cannibal Bob had changed his nic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (2JVJo)
Heh. I'm no good at the former, so the later would be a wise choice.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:08 AM (Y0dLt)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
That is the common treatment for ED.
(Equine Dysfunction)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2021 10:08 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (7sZuB)
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There is no good "CBD." There is only evil and more evil CBD.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (RqlhY)
I have no confidence that Durham will prosecute bad actors like e.g. Comey or McCabe. But that's what's needed to restore a scintilla of credibility to the institutions.
Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (CtltA)
I agree, Durham is covering for the IC
Posted by: CN...FJB at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (ONvIw)
Asking for a friend.
Promotes Furlong.
No girth.
Just hair and length.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (QOICl)
Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
We have a message for anyone driving an illegal dirt bike in New York City:
We're gonna crush it.
-
It starts with illegal dirt bikes but, next thing you know, jay walking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (d9FiS)
Did you mean, "gull?"
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (RqlhY)
You're getting a naked ottoman man for Christmas.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 10:10 AM (nQVOc)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2021 10:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (CtltA)
Even that wouldn't 't move the needle for me. They're too far gone.
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2021 10:10 AM (7uCN/)
@NYCMayor
We have a message for anyone driving an illegal dirt bike in New York City:
We're gonna crush it.
Shoot all the cops and attack Jews and Asians, but don't dare drive a dirt bike!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 10:10 AM (bkUtD)
******
Just don't do it on your bridle night. The results might be unstable.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (m45I2)
******
Just don't do it on your bridle night. The results might be unstable.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (m45I2)
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Rein it in, man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 10:06 AM (CtltA)
I agree, Durham is covering for the IC
Posted by: CN...FJB at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (ONvIw)
I agree, but one day Durham is going to get a book deal, and in it , he will explain that they were all guilty as Hell, but he just couldn't prove bad intent.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Otto The Bus Driver at September 17, 2021 10:12 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:09 AM (RqlhY)
And don't you forget it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 10:12 AM (USckO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:07 AM (Y0dLt)
Right, like it has anything else to do!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 17, 2021 10:12 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (m45I2)
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Rein it in, man.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (LBiAf)
Or they'll be blood on the saddle
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:12 AM (mR6Gs)
And that, will be that.
Not quite the De Nou Mont everyone was expecting but that that's the end we will get.
It will be Kevin Clinesmith, Part II.
And the a year from now when nobody cares, Sussman's sentence will be overturned, or he will be readmitted to the DC Bar, etc., and he'll be able to go back to hanging with the kool kidz.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at September 17, 2021 10:12 AM (7sZuB)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2021 10:10 AM (nQVOc)
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Could be worse, could be a pic of Michelle in ugly boots.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:13 AM (RqlhY)
Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
We have a message for anyone driving an illegal dirt bike in New York City:
We're gonna crush it. -
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Now I want to gather up all the semi-running dirt bikes in the country and drop them randomly around in his shithole city.
Posted by: irright at September 17, 2021 10:13 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*****
Why is evil CBD using a smiley emoji? I don't trust him.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:13 AM (RqlhY)
Even I'm not that much of a prick.
Although...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (USckO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:13 AM (RqlhY)
Even I'm not that much of a prick.
Although...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (USckO)
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If someone were to render it in pastels...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (Y0dLt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei at September 17, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
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Macaroni art.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2021 10:15 AM (LBiAf)
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Remember the annual death stat? Well deaths from all/any cause are actually up over 2019. 2019 it was like 2.8 in 2020 like 3.3 million. About 570K more deaths in 2020 than in 2019. Whatever the cause. The stats on death at this point are 300k something from/or associated with Covid. Covid isn't the plague. Its not nuthing either, especially if you are 70+. 85 and up hits you really hard. Its almost as if someone designed a cold virus that culls the population at 8-9th decade of life.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2021 10:15 AM (UVFNb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2021 10:15 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2021 10:11 AM (mR6Gs)
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And that will be BS also. You can prove intent through circumstantial evidence. Durham needs to indict and try to convict these people -- let them argue in court that there was no intent.
I don't expect Durham to do this. It will be all "protect the institutions" from everything except the internal rot that has destroyed their credibility with half the country.
Posted by: Revenant at September 17, 2021 10:15 AM (CtltA)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2021 10:16 AM (QOICl)
Children's toys that announce, very loudly, when you turn them off.
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Yeah they wake kids up during naptime. What a stupid idea.
Ya know what grinds my gears? American Greatness. I read VDH there, and somehow I accidentally clicked to receive alerts, and now I can't get them to stop. They are complete bastards. Zoo animals. They send me like nine of them a day, at all hours of day and night.
If I forget to silence my phone at night (in which case I can't hear an emergency call), then it wakes my baby. I'm going to dig around and see if there is some way to actually to get them to stop coming. If not, then I'm going to their HQ and making their SOB digital media manager eat my cell phone, bite by bite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2021 10:16 AM (FvCkv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021 10:16 AM (USckO)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 17, 2021 10:17 AM (xopIz)
Although...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2021
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Oh yes you are. Though, someone who shall remain nameless may have been involved in inflicting it on the art thread a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2021 10:17 AM (RqlhY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding religion in the USSR with Andrei
Mooch on black velvet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 17, 2021 10:17 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Alternate Universe Oprah Winfrey at September 17, 2021 10:17 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2021 10:19 AM (4thlk)
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they keep the cells alive and dividing. Its like zombie in a dish. Never dying.
they do this was cancer cells also. There cancers alive in a lab dish that are old than me.
Posted by: you underestimate the depravity involved at September 17, 2021 10:22 AM (bM6xW)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at September 17, 2021 10:22 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: LostInSpace at September 17, 2021 10:25 AM (ESLBo)
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You left out Newd Man on Ottoman.
Posted by: Not referring to the Ottoman Empire at September 17, 2021 10:27 AM (UVFNb)
Posted by: Fou Troll at September 17, 2021 10:42 AM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 17, 2021 11:19 AM (wCLLY)
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Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 17, 2021 05:30 PM (wGqjj)
The striking Red-Head from "Queen's Gambit" didn't age well.
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