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The ONT Starts Coming And It Just Keeps Coming

What a week. And we still have one more day to go. How's everyone doing tonight? Good? I hope so. Obviously the news of the week is what happened in Afghanistan.

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There'll be some talk of Afghanistan, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum

Some Talk Of Afghanistan

Might as well get it out of the way. This is from a friend of mine (and sometimes poster here). I didn't know it until today, but apparently he's in the middle of this mess. This is the picture he sent and his take on it:

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If this isn’t the Best Photograph of 2021, I want to see what beat it.
That Air Force uniform blouse is from a two-striped hero, who LITERALLY gave the shirt off his/her back for the helpless innocent. And I am SO PROUD that, alongside those superhero wings, the mighty legend “US Air Force” tells you where this human angel came from.

Isaiah 40:31 - They shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not grow faint.

These great young Americans stride the world, and so many are glad that they can and do. Two stripes. Probably < a years’ service time. A KID. But LOOK what he/she can DO, and DID.

I just wish their leaders were worthy of them.

I was in al Udeid Air Base, Qatar, yesterday, and I’ve never seen that much airlift, anywhere, at any time, in my long military career. The ramp crew was working all those airplanes in 115DegF. My First Officer was THANKED by an Air Force Captain for being there and helping out, and he said he was struck dumb by the man wanting to shake HIS hand. And each of those 100+ tails that we could see from our spot on the ramp was crewed by the same type of person that comforted and watched over that child as it slept on the deck of the American airplane that was saving all those lives.
How could you not be moved by the sight?

Now, since he's Air Force I asked him if there was an USAF wine steward standing by in case the kid woke up thirsty, but that's just me razzing an old friend. (And really, he'll tell you about the time his unit brought a portable dance floor into the field with them when they deployed for maneuvers, so it's not like I'm that far off base) As much disdain as we do and should show for the political actors both in and out of the military (JCOS, I'm looking at you) in this situation, we need to remember the boots on the ground, the ratings, the airmen, the grunts and leathernecks, who are shining ambassadors for the US wherever there is trouble in this world. Deep down, every single one of them is a paladin at heart, and God bless them one and all.


Related: We are no longer a serious people Really excellent article here.

the irony highlights the real civilizational difference here: one where combat is via prissy morality and pure spectacle, and one where the battles are literal and deadly. One where elites contest power via spiraling purity and virality contests waged online, and where defeat means ‘cancelation’ or livestreamed ‘struggle sessions’ around often imaginary or minor offenses. And another place where the price of defeat is death, exile, rape, destitution, and fates so grim people die dangling from airplanes in order to escape.

In short, an unserious country mired in the most masturbatory hysterics over bullshit dramas waged war against an insurgency of religious zealots fired by a 7th-century morality, and utterly and totally lost.


Cruz Control


Ted Cruz saved America at 3:30 AM on Wednesday morning

Chuckie Schumer tried to sneak a late night vote on the federal takeover of election law. He was going for “unanimous consent”, whereby only one no vote is needed to stop it. If there is nobody who votes against the bill, it is deemed passed by “unanimous consent” and off it goes to Uncle Joey's desk to be signed into law. He scheduled this vote for 3:30 AM, after the senate had spent a 15 hour day picking our pockets and impoverishing our children passing their “infrastructure” bill. 50 Republicans in the Senate, and 49 of them couldn't be bothered. Only one showed up to block the bill – Ted Cruz.


Musical Interlude


"My Heart Will Go On" is a song recorded by Canadian singer Celine Dion. The song serves as the main soundtrack to James Cameron's blockbuster film Titanic, based on an account of the transatlantic ocean liner of the same name which sank in 1912 after colliding with an iceberg in the North Atlantic Ocean. The song's music was composed by James Horner, its lyrics were written by Will Jennings, while the production was handled by Walter Afanasieff, Horner and Simon Franglen.[1][2]

Released as a single from Dion's fifth English-language studio album, Let's Talk About Love (1997), and the film's soundtrack, the love power ballad peaked at the top of the RPM Top Singles Chart. Outside Canada, "My Heart Will Go On" became a global hit, topping the charts in over twenty countries, including Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, Norway, the Republic of Ireland, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

-Wikipedia

Wow



Well, Well, Well


I need some advice. My property has a well on it. We haven't used it, our place is connected to city water, and the previous owner hadn't done anything with it either. That's at least 10 years that it's sat unused. Anyhow, in a decision that was about 80% “Be nice to know what we have here” and about 20% “Gee, if the burning times really come a well might be a handy thing”, we had a guy out to look at it. None of the big well companies around were interested – they want to drill new wells – but one of them gave me the name of this crusty old fellow who had been a well guy all his life. He came out and evaluated it, said it was a good well, just unused, stagnant and silted up. We had him clean it out, which he did with a big machine that pumped all the water and silt out, and now we have a fine well, full of fresh spring water.

My question now is, what do we need to do with it? The old guy made some noises about “you can get a pump at Harbor Freight and pull water out to water the lawn”, and implied that is something that we should do to keep water flowing into the well so it circulates and doesn't stagnate, which makes a certain amount of sense, but he was real hazy on details. If he had said “Make sure you pump X gallons of water out each week, from at least Y feet down” that would be one thing, but he didn't/couldn't do that so I don't really know. Well details: It's next to the house, about 45' deep. It fills with water to about 20' down, so that's a 25' column of water in it, which makes it, in the old guy's words, “a really good well”.

So, what should we do? I'm not ready to disconnect from city water at the moment, I don't have a reason to. I wouldn't be averse to using the well for irrigation purposes, and I suppose the prepper part of the equation encourages installing a hand pump “just in case”, which shouldn't be a big deal, but I'd like the Horde's advice: What should I do with my well to make sure that it is ready and functional in case we ever need it?


Advice From The Horde, Part 2

Does anyone know of a charity that rehabs old laptops? Our computer repair store back in Baltimore used to do they, they would take old computers and rehab them before providing them to poor inner city kids for use in school, but we don't live there anymore. We just replaced my wife's old laptop, probably 6-8 years old. It works fine. I pulled the HD, but put a new one in and Bob's your uncle. I hate to just toss it if someone can make use of it, any ideas?


Gun Safety

Woman using gun's laser sight to play with cat shoots friend

Sounds like she needs some gently training on proper gun safety. Something that will stick, like, oh, I dunno:

OK, maybe that's a bit much, but I bet she never looks down the barrel at a stovepipe again.


Sad News, Everybody

Megan Rapinoe Might Call It Quits

Whatever will this country do without a moody lesbian lecturing us on our sins? Say it ain't so, Rapinoe! A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo.


Designs Of The Times


More Home Decor Trends That Should Stay In The Past

But I like sofas covered in plastic! Not really, of course, but whenever I feel the need to laugh at design/fashion/lifestyle trends from the past, I remind myself that such things are transitory, and in fact they have to be by definition or the terms become meaningless. I sometimes amuse myself by imagining house flipping shows from 2050. “My God. This house just reeks of the '20s! Look at this horrible open concept design! All the houses back then had it, but we're going to need to run up some walls to make this attractive to buyers. Also, there's no orgy-porgy pit! Ugh, it's run at least 25K to put one in, but we have to, nobody's going to buy a house without one. And where should we put the soma nook?”


For Love Of DoRA


I mentioned last week that I had started reading For Love Of DoRA by Moron author Mike DiPalma (I have no idea what name he posts under). Well, I've finished it, and it was really good. It's a sci-fi yarn with heavy overtones of WWII aerial combat and an underlying philosophical question or two. If that sounds like your thing, pick up a copy, you'll enjoy it, I did.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Joe Biden:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 In early. Howdy Weird Dave!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (mZUr4)

2 Time machine?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Happy Friday!

Posted by: rd at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (Z32m1)

4 What a lovely ONT, thanks WD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (m1N/v)

5 Top ten

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (VcFUs)

6 Dammit Doof!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

7 TL;DR

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)

8 Buncha no-nooding first dorks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

9 I'm ready for Fall. Enough of this heat!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (VxC1e)

11

Első!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (1c5s7)

12 Yahoont!

Posted by: mindful webworker's howl of happy at August 19, 2021 09:00 PM (R5V4T)

13 Yay! Hey, WD!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:01 PM (MViHT)

14 Beef jerky anyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:01 PM (VxC1e)

15 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:02 PM (mD/uy)

16 Evening, Horde...How goes it? Finished my mandatory diversity training this evening. I'm pretty sure it was a senior design project for a diversity studies major. It was just awful in design and execution.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)

17 good evening

Posted by: wing at August 19, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)

18 I came for the joke. isn't there supposed to be a joke?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:03 PM (VxC1e)

19 The fun continues!

Posted by: A lotta nerve at August 19, 2021 09:04 PM (JdcHc)

20 Hey hey, I made it to the ONT

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at August 19, 2021 09:04 PM (VmWzL)

21 Dave,
Well water is fantastic. It has earth minerals and relatively low chemicals. You need to make certain you have a fluoride supplement.

I'd drink well water over city water in a heartbeat. Especially in Texas.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:04 PM (U2p+3)

22 I came for the joke. isn't there supposed to be a joke?
Posted by: Cicero

Joe Biden

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

23 18 I came for the joke. isn't there supposed to be a joke?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:03 PM (VxC1e


Pornhub Biden didn't do it for you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:05 PM (4fSQf)

24 That firework video is pretty cool! The largest one I ever manhandled was a 16-incher for a fireworks shoot in Kansas City. That was plenty big and made a satisfying BOOM when it launched.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:05 PM (K5n5d)

25 Holy shitballs. Thank you Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

26 I'd drink well water over city water in a heartbeat. Especially in Texas.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:04 PM (U2p+3)
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Depends on where you live. My sister used to have a well in Michigan and it was like drinking a rusty coat hanger because it was VERY rich in iron.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (K5n5d)

27 Thanks for the ONT.

Spirit Halloween? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (z4k8L)

28 And gosh, I thought the Spirit store going into the Kabul embassy was a pretty good joke too.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (GtpEB)

29 That was one powerful Christmas tree ornament!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

30 24 That firework video is pretty cool! The largest one I ever manhandled was a 16-incher for a fireworks shoot in Kansas City. That was plenty big and made a satisfying BOOM when it launched.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:05 PM (K5n5d)

*Cracks knuckles.



Nah...too easy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (4fSQf)

31 Dave,
Well water is fantastic. It has earth minerals and relatively low chemicals. You need to make certain you have a fluoride supplement.

I'd drink well water over city water in a heartbeat. Especially in Texas.

Posted by: n




no

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (K3ZCc)

32 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey WeirdDave!

Looking forward to Rapinoe having to get a job pushing "tuna" at Subway...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

33 The largest one I ever manhandled was a 16-incher
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

Look, what two adults do in private is no concern of ours.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)

34 I'm second to none on coming up with AirForce jokes. But not this week. What these men and women are doing is everything that is right about America.
They deserve their off time at the Marriott.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (axyOa)

35 re: the well. It's a lot like having a classic car; if you let it sit all the time it won't run when you need it. I think it should be run enough to clear and replace the water column at least once a week (what diameter pipe? - 2 7/8 would be common enough around here)

probably running it 2 - 3 hours a week would do it, even if you just pump it into the lake. Consider it maintenance costs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (WmVfO)

36 ...a really good well What should we do?

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Throw Timmy down it and watch Lassie bark her ass off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (kTF2Z)

37 you should just sink a new well

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (K3ZCc)

38 Well water is fantastic. It has earth minerals and relatively low chemicals. You need to make certain you have a fluoride supplement.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Isn't that called toothpaste?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (1t5dY)

39 Musical Interlude

Good God, that is awful. Was that from the movie?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (vOGqy)

40 Dammit Doof!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

Achievement unlocked for me - my first ONT First!

I'm not likely to be so exuberant from now on. Altho now I need a Mis Hum ONT First.

Disregard that sentence about not being so exuberant. Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (mZUr4)

41 Duke: forget Timmy.
Throw Joe down the well...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

42 Depends on where you live. My sister used to have a well in Michigan and it was like drinking a rusty coat hanger because it was VERY rich in iron.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August

Yikes! I stand corrected.
We had well water at our family cabin on Vashon Island here in the PNW. Best water ever!

But. You could only do one load of laundry every three days.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

43 use the baby jesse heroic well service firm

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (K3ZCc)

44 The largest one I ever manhandled was a 16-incher
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

Look, what two adults do in private is no concern of ours.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
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Guess I set myself up for that one. Fortunately, what happens on the ONT stays on the ONT! (maybe!)

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

45 What's the search term for the meme, five dusky guys behind a couch and a young porn star sitting on it in front?

Razorfist had that image, only with Joe on the couch and the five dudes were Taliban, as his YouTube thumbnail yesterday.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (OssQ4)

46 My grandparents had well water in Muncie. It would keep you alive but well water in a place with a lot of limestone tastes pretty... gamey?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (z4k8L)

47 Achievement unlocked for me - my first ONT First!

I'm not likely to be so exuberant from now on. Altho now I need a Mis Hum ONT First.

Disregard that sentence about not being so exuberant. Hahahahahahaha
Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 09:08 PM (mZUr4

I got three in a row but I think Eris has like forty-two in a row, so...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (4fSQf)

48 I love that photo. I loathe the assholes in the Pentagon and WH whose incompetence forced that adorable little child to have to endure this.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (G6Kvw)

49 It was just awful in design and execution.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)


The very last thing we need is unemployed Diversity Studies Majors...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (m1N/v)

50 Gotta love the old Lassie show.

"Bark!"
"What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down the well?"
"Bark!"
"The well is near the corner of Lankershim and Burbank Boulevard?"
"Bark!"
"And on top of that you think he's been showing a lot of latent homosexual tendencies lately, we should take him to a shrink?"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

51 That home decor article was written by a 20 something retard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (1t5dY)

52 We had well water at our family cabin on Vashon Island here in the PNW. Best water ever!
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When I took a trip to the Canadian wilderness, we were able to drink natural Canadian spring water. BEST WATER EVER!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (K5n5d)

53

A soldier shits in the latrine... Sailors/Marines shit in the head... Airmen shit in the powder room!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1c5s7)

54 Good evening dear horde and thank you wd

My idiot lib friends will not respond to my razzing them about the Afghanistan debacle. "I'll agree it was handled poorly and that's all I'm saying." I actually gave them credit for having the wisdom not to defend the indefensible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (EZebt)

55 .a really good well What should we do?

------------

Throw Timmy down it and watch Lassie bark her ass off.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (kTF2Z)

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Or Helen Keller and watch...

Maaas. Can't do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)

56 The Joe Biden method of rescuing a kid from a well: first, fill the well with concrete...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

57 Nice ONT, Wierd Dave. Great photo from your friend, isnt it cool to know first hand and honest to goodness hero?

As for the well, get a pump that can lift a column of water from about a foot off the bottom floor of it through a 2" pipe. Out a check valve on it so it cannot siphon air.

Next make yourself a portable sprinkler system for the kids to play in, water the garden, water the grass, wash the car, separate you house laundry from the city water and wash clothes with it (you'll need a small water heater for the laundry to be truly separate).

Pump about 60 gallons per week and that will keep it healthy. Washing laundry and watering the grass will more than handle that. Plus yoir laundry will smell fresh longer if the well water is truly clean. Pro hint, set it all up, run it for 30 hours, collect a sample and have that tested for drinking water purposes.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (VcFUs)

58 We had well water growing up, and it was much better than most of the city water I tasted. Probably because the city got its water straight out of the Mississippi River, which I....do not recommend.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (tp+tP)

59 We have to pump the well at our cabin regularly or the water goes a bit stale.
Water the lawn with it occasionally to keep it fresh.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (FJoyS)

60 Congrats, Doof. I'll never forget my first.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (OssQ4)

61 Oof, right in the nads:


@ggreenwald 6h

Of all people to believe themselves intellectually superior to anyone, Jonah Goldberg -- the living, breathing embodiment of nepotistic mediocrity, dense banality, and unearned privilege -- should be last on the list, but it's endemic to the neocon worldview.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (1t5dY)

62 Spirit Halloween is a new world order scam to extract money from parents. I know this first hand.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (pLXk7)

63 t was just awful in design and execution.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)

The very last thing we need is unemployed Diversity Studies Majors...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:10 PM (m1N/v)
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My background is in technical communication and pedagogy. This training module failed on both counts. Looked pretty, but violated every principle of sound technical communication AND pedagogy. Also, I'm pretty sure it violated accessibility standards in many places.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (K5n5d)

64 That Ted Cruz story is the things legends are made of.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (YglAn)

65 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2021 09:13 PM (qAR6u)

66 Guess I set myself up for that one. Fortunately, what happens on the ONT stays on the ONT! (maybe!)
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)


You're new here aren't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:13 PM (axyOa)

67 And gosh, I thought the Spirit store going into the Kabul embassy was a pretty good joke too.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (GtpEB)

It was a good one. It took me a minute to realize it wasn't a real Spirit store. That's how most look around here.

And thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 19, 2021 09:14 PM (uhPTO)

68 If you're connected to city water around here they won't let you use a well. Shhhhh, fill your pool.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 09:14 PM (+ya+t)

69 WD: Keep the well in good order, plan for the future they can't put the hallucinogens in the well water!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (m1N/v)

70 Weirddave, use the well water but keep your city water hook up. I'd water the garden with the city water. You are a man with many blessings, to have two water sources.

Will I be seeing you in OCT?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (gqCom)

71 Well water is fantastic. It has earth minerals and relatively low chemicals. You need to make certain you have a fluoride


fluoridatin is the most mnstrously cnceived and dangerous commie plot we have evser had to cnfront

and here you are advocating for it

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)

72 A soldier shits in the latrine... Sailors/Marines shit in the head... Airmen shit in the powder room!
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1c5s7)
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And Spacemen?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (EZebt)

73 Nicely done, Doof!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:16 PM (MViHT)

74 Depends on where you live. My sister used to have a well in Michigan and it was like drinking a rusty coat hanger because it was VERY rich in iron.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August

Yikes! I stand corrected.
We had well water at our family cabin on Vashon Island here in the PNW. Best water ever!

But. You could only do one load of laundry every three days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

Almost every campground I was at in Ohio-Michigan-Indiana had some water fountains with "Iron Water"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2021 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

75 72 A soldier shits in the latrine... Sailors/Marines shit in the head... Airmen shit in the powder room!
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1c5s7)
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And Spacemen?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (EZebt

In a vacuum

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:16 PM (4fSQf)

76 Congrats, Doof. I'll never forget my first.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (OssQ4)

Thanks - altho it's not my overall first First. That was an art thread a while back, and I beat Sponge. Now THAT'S a brag-worthy achievement!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 09:16 PM (mZUr4)

77 Why am I on an ONT? A good friend and I sat an drank wine and talked as the moon came up. I love my life.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (gqCom)

78 There's a spring on M-140 about a mile south of Watervliet, MI at a roadside rest stop, we used to fill our jugs with when I was a kid. It's still there, and still some of the best water I've ever had.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (OssQ4)

79 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2021 09:13 PM (qAR6u)

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14 pictures and 28 great reasons to check them out!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)

80 Nicely done, Doof!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:16 PM (MViHT)

Thanks and Howdy, COMM!!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

81 Getting the well plumbed, such that you can easily pump water to where you want, will cost a couple thousand, but it's worth it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (8AONa)

82 Gravity-free toilets are a work in progress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (VxC1e)

83 "Also, there's no orgy-porgy pit! Ugh, it's run at least 25K to put one in, but we have to, nobody's going to buy a house without one. And where should we put the soma nook?"

Did you see the lakefront place in Gladewater that came up on my listings when I was looking? March 1972 Better Homes & Gardens centerfold. I don't think you'd ever get the smell of awkward swingers party out of the carpet.

If I'd got it, I'd have to invest in lime ascots and burgundy crushed velvet sportcoats and shit, and who has the time these days.

https://tinyl.io/4d7J

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (ghoDT)

84 Also, I'm pretty sure it violated accessibility standards in many places.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (K5n5d)


Um, I'm thinking we need you to come in on weekends and help our Diversity Studies perfect the flaws you mentioned!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (m1N/v)

85 Thank God for Ted Cruz -- but damn and blast that the Para Los Pueblos bill was that scarily close to passing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

86 Of course Ben Had. Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (GtpEB)

87 77 Why am I on an ONT? A good friend and I sat an drank wine and talked as the moon came up. I love my life.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (gqCom)

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That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (VxC1e)

88 We had well water growing up, and it was much better than most of the city water I tasted. Probably because the city got its water straight out of the Mississippi River, which I....do not recommend.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 19, 2021 09:12 PM (tp+tP)

50 50 if the water input is upstream of the waste water outlet of the city. of course, its 100 percent downstream of every town upstream.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

89 A soldier shits in the latrine... Sailors/Marines shit in the head... Airmen shit in the powder room!
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1c5s7)
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The Zoomies deny this as they are the first to tell you that their shit don't stink.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:19 PM (axyOa)

90 That sounds really nice Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2021 09:19 PM (nxdel)

91 Hey Dave, what about a geothermal heat pump?

I have no personal experience with them, but a friend with a lake lot uses one using lake water and I believe they can be made with a well.

A rudimentary search on DDG turned up this short blurb. Might be worth a look?

https://tinyurl.com/y46jbddh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:19 PM (7F9te)

92 Where I live in MO, we are on solid limestone bedrock. Generally good water, but VERY hard. We liken it to "concrete." The guy who rents out the soft-water systems to people in town does very well...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (K5n5d)

93 Good evening, Horde!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (TdMsT)

94 Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (gqCom)

Welcome Ben Had!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (m1N/v)

95 I had two springs on the farm in PA. Also a well. The softest water known to man. Fabulous stuff. One of the springs ran through the basement (on purpose) of the stone house. Dirt floor 'natch - we used it as a spring house to keep milk and butter cool.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

96

I'd be curious to know how the well sits in relation to the septic tank, and also the neighbours' septic tanks...

If there is agricultural or industrial land nearby, one should be concerned about run-off from that...

Lastly, nearby cemeteries...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (1c5s7)

97 We used to get those dirty water pumps from HF to pump out boats. I think your well is shallow enough for something like that. I would definitely keep that well going. I prefer well and spring water.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (YynYJ)

98 Wow, {{{Ladyl}}} and {{{Ben Had}}} on an ONT!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:21 PM (m1N/v)

99 Depends on where you live. My sister used to have a well in Michigan and it was like drinking a rusty coat hanger because it was VERY rich in iron.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August

You had a well.
Luxury.
I had to skim the mosquitoes off a rusty rain barrel.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa)

100 Well at our family cottage in Wisconsin I grew up on. Best tasting water I've ever had. Kids swear it's a hangover cure.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (+ya+t)

101 I have a well but its like a couple of hundred feet deep

the water from it is delicious but it is very, very hard

so you have to have piping to the wet bars and sinks for drinking and then treated water for boilers and such

I buy coffe makers by the dozen, literally

they last 2 to 3 months

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (uCLWI)

102 >>> 25 Holy shitballs. Thank you Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

Yes. Also, stay the h*ll away from Ft Marcy park.

>>> 35 re: the well. It's a lot like having a classic car; if you let it sit all the time it won't run when you need it. I think it should be run enough to clear and replace the water column at least once a week (what diameter pipe? - 2 7/8 would be common enough around here)

probably running it 2 - 3 hours a week would do it, even if you just pump it into the lake. Consider it maintenance costs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 09:07 PM (WmVfO)

I would be tempted to get one of those ludicrous size farm tanks and use that to save water from the weekly draw.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (ACi07)

103 Also, if a strange girl crawls out of the well and hands you a VHS cassette, don't play it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)

104 New anti-recall Newsom ad just informed me that voting No will stop the spread of wuflu. Because he'll mandate injections. That's nifty.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (uhPTO)

105 103 Also, if a strange girl crawls out of the well and hands you a VHS cassette, don't play it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)

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Wait. Whut?

Posted by: Lassie at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (VxC1e)

106 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (PlW9M)

107 A small pump for the well, and a good hose.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (LwWX1)

108 And Spacemen Guardians!?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM



FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (1c5s7)

109 Up here, all I have is well water. When spring run off starts, it gets pretty murky. I use a Berkey system - best tasting water ever!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (MViHT)

110 78. Makes me nostalgic for MI and M-140. Know exactly the spot you mentioned. On our route from IN to our lake cottage in MI. Thanks for the memory.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (2NHgQ)

111 Well water, pfft. Try drinking water out of a concrete cistern like we did at my grandma's farm and don't get me started on the wooden water pipes in the nearby town.

Actually, my little burg is all well water. One of the wells is just around corner or so.

At home we had a well that was used for watering the lawn. It was pure enough to drink. I'm not sure if the well was refilled from the Yellowstone river or the large irrigation ditch that ran about 1/4 from the house. The ditch was seasonal and was typically 20 ft across and 15 ft deep.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (UVMn8)

112 I had to skim the mosquitoes off a rusty rain barrel.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:21 PM (axyOa)

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Mosquitos? So you had a protein source. Musta been nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)

113 Where I grew up next to Lake Michigan, in the dunes, most folks' water, when put in a milk jug, looked like apple juice. Somehow, when Dad had ours drilled, it was crystal clear and soft. Something about the depth.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:24 PM (OssQ4)

114 So Newsome is telling people they will get COVID and die if they don't vote no?

Where have I heard that before?


Sorry Granny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:24 PM (4fSQf)

115 107 A small pump for the well, and a good hose.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (LwWX1)

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They made me what I am today,

Posted by: Heelzupp Harris at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (VxC1e)

116 Once you're hooked to city water, most towns won't let you disconnect and go with a well. Some even require you to spike them, ie fill with concrete. They want their monthly pound of flesh, don'tcha know.

Are you metered? If so, install a pump yourself. Use the water for lawn and garden only though and I wouldn't recommend drinking from the hose either.

That's a very shallow well, probably feeding from your lake. Not much soil filtration happening there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (F0YaR)

117 Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (ghoDT)
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The absence of lime green shag, egg chairs, and "conversation pit" tells me this house saw MAYBE one key party, with accompaniment by Hammond Organ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ITPv0Zmnpc

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

118 103 Also, if a strange girl crawls out of the well and hands you a VHS cassette, don't play it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:22 PM (kTF2Z)

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Wait. Whut?
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And if for some reason, there is a faint shimmer in the air near the well that is an otherworldly color (perhaps from out of space), then GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (K5n5d)

119 Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:20 PM (1c5s7)

Once the well has been "purged" of the stale water and is in a state of fresh flowing water, the health water tests are a necessity! But you are right about the septic tank location and an older well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (m1N/v)

120 Luxury.
I had to skim the mosquitoes off a rusty rain barrel.
Posted by: Diogenes


You had food?! Decadence!

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (l0Lgi)

121

I'm here to eat the paste and foock this melon and sniff 11yo wimminz!

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (bTQ72)

122 On that story about Ted Cruz, meh. It only took one vote to block. Ted was well-motivated to be there and enjoy it. The rest of the story is spin. Isn't as angering, towards the Gop, for some people if it reads "Early bird Cruz gives a big FU to Chuck Schumer, blocks monstrous bill". Makes 'em damn happy, but not angry at the Gop. Ted's going to tell that story in glee for the rest of his life.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

123 Helena Handbasket, A guy up the road has 5 2,000 gal tanks that he keeps filled with runoff water. I have to say I was impressed when I saw his set up. I could probably collect 10,000 gallons off of the three barn roofs here.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (gqCom)

124 I have so many springs on my property and the water is so good that just over the hill behind me is a spring water company

Berkshire Springs

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (uCLWI)

125 The absence of lime green shag, egg chairs, and "conversation pit" tells me this house saw MAYBE one key party, with accompaniment by Hammond Organ:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ)


*clears throat*

Separate entrances to the master bathroom, on either side of the bathtub in the center of the room.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 09:27 PM (ghoDT)

126 Well water is best with an iron filter and a reverse osmosis filter in the Great Lakes region.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (UfRqq)

127 I have so many springs on my property and the water is so good that just over the hill behind me is a spring water company

Berkshire Springs
Posted by: REDACTED

Not going to get in on some of that action?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)

128 Mosquitos? So you had a protein source. Musta been nice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)


But it's a bitch keeping them on the fork to dip into the A 1 sauce.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

129
I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)

130 I'm on well water here.

Supposed to get it tested yearly, but I don't think I've had it tested in 16 years.

Good water, everyone prefers it to city-folk water.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (7F9te)

131 I use a Berkey system - best tasting water ever!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:23 PM (MViHT)


COMM, DaughterH is already on a well, but backs it up using a Berkey and swears by it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:29 PM (m1N/v)

132 From the Snuffleupagus / Biden interview:

STEPHANOPOULOS: Let's get right to it. Back in July, you said a Taliban takeover was highly unlikely. Was the intelligence wrong, or did you downplay it?

BIDEN: I think -- there was no consensus. If you go back and look at the intelligence reports, they said that it's more likely to be sometime by the end of the year. The idea that the tal -- and then it goes further on, even as late as August. I think you're gonna see -- the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and others speaking about this later today.

Got that?

"You said it was highly unlikely."
"Yes, but the intelligence said it was going to happen by the end of the year or by August."

That's not "highly unlikely", that's likely within the next few months.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2021 09:29 PM (UW2ZS)

133 and here you are advocating for it
Posted by: confederatefifth at

Hi C5.

You've been trying to pick a fight with me for the past several days. What's up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

134 Not going to get in on some of that action?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)

my action days are over

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:29 PM (uCLWI)

135

I've lived in two places where the well water was not fit for drinking...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:30 PM (1c5s7)

136 Jewells, Ladyl and Hrothgar. the comfort of loving friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:30 PM (gqCom)

137 Bidens aren't good at pulling out.

Posted by: Hunter's two headed love child at August 19, 2021 09:30 PM (ZHVt1)

138 Hi C5.

You've been trying to pick a fight with me for the past several days. What's up?
Posted by: n


it is a movie quote

if I wanted a fight you would know

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:30 PM (K3ZCc)

139 {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

{{{Ben Had}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

140 Bite the bullet and get a modern polymer bead water treatment system and manage your own water. It will cost a few grand, but you'll never suffer from a "boil water" order again. A cheap orange box gasoline generator will provide enough juice to pump water, keep your fridges cold, and heat enough water for showers and cleaning.

We have that setup, and our water is far better than what the city can provide. The sense of water security is priceless.

Posted by: Foamy at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (qc4S0)

141 But it's a bitch keeping them on the fork to dip into the A 1 sauce.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

I use those tiny olive swords.

Die Skeeter! Die!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (4fSQf)

142 But it's a bitch keeping them on the fork to dip into the A 1 sauce.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)


Amazon has mosquito forks with very small pointed tines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (m1N/v)

143 Weird Dave, here is an easy to read pdf on water well testing. You want to test your well to see what its yield rate is.

Probably also want to send off a water sample to check for mineral content and bacteria.

I think you said your place is near a lake? Well water may just be lake water filtering through sandy soil.

https://tinyurl.com/kencue8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (0kPCD)

144 - understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.

that will take just a few weeks

people will still pay for good porn

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (bTQ72)

145 Rain water AND mosquitos?? And in a BARREL, no less?? One. Per. Center!

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (LwWX1)

146
I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.
Posted by: publius


Hilarious, t'isn't'it?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (RkmUs)

147 136 Jewells, Ladyl and Hrothgar. the comfort of loving friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:30 PM (gqCom)


That we are!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

148 130 I'm on well water here.

Supposed to get it tested yearly, but I don't think I've had it tested in 16 years.

Good water, everyone prefers it to city-folk water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (7F9te)

me neither but I haven't replaced the pump or nothing

when I do, I'll retest

it's not cheap to do so

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (uCLWI)

149 53

A soldier shits in the latrine... Sailors/Marines shit in the head... Airmen shit in the powder room!
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1c5s7)


And... Airmen sleep in dorms.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 19, 2021 09:32 PM (8C7+r)

150
stayed at a cabin that had sulpher in the well water, barely drinkable

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:32 PM (bTQ72)

151 That's not "highly unlikely", that's likely within the next few months.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2021 09:29 PM (UW2ZS)


But now that we have cleared that up, let's talk about ice cream flavors!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (m1N/v)

152 my action days are over
Posted by: REDACTED

Nah.

Two bulls up on the hill are looking down onto a herd of cows.
The young bull says "Hey! Let's run down there and grab us one of them cows!"

The old bull says - "How about we walk down and grab all of those cows?"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)

153 there are more than a handful of the horde that are going to be fine with the financial insitutins going after the hardcore guys.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (K3ZCc)

154 I've lived in two places where the well water was not fit for drinking...
Posted by: Zettai

The oldest and most endearing moment of my childhood is being told not to drink anything that came out of the tap.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (KAi1n)

155 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

156 Amazon has mosquito forks with very small pointed tines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (m1N/v)


You can use them for preparing fish. These are the tines that fry men's soles.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:34 PM (axyOa)

157 Can I just say that Pixy is more sarcastic than I am and that's saying something? Sometimes I look at his threads late and roar.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:34 PM (zEW9F)

158 You need to pump the well for a day or so to see how much capacity you actually have. If you can run it dry I would forget about trying to switch the house over to it. A water softener is pretty well a necessity in my area of the midwest, the minerals in the water make it hard and if you have iron or sulfur your water will stink and stain all your clothes, bathtubs, sinks etc. We have a well for our house water and all the water I use for farming, we have iron and sulfur it's about 100ft down and I pump close to a 100,000 gallons a year just for the sprayers.

Posted by: Country_Breakfast at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (3xple)

159 You can use them for preparing fish. These are the tines that fry men's soles.
Posted by: Diogenes

You've been waiting patiently for months to use that one, haven't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)

160 155 Test
Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

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Nothing. Try turning slightly toward the south.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (VxC1e)

161 These are the tines that fry men's soles.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:34 PM (axyOa)


I hate the forking puns here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (m1N/v)

162 Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)

lol but still, my action days are gone

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (uCLWI)

163 Hah. The CNN scrunt that said the Taliban chanting death to America seem friendly got charged by Taliban fighters.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (vMCab)

164 AOP, thanks for the pdf, I'll check it out. We're on a hill overlooking the lake, and the lake itself is spring fed, so I'm not sure if it makes any difference.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (GtpEB)

165 But it's a bitch keeping them on the fork to dip into the A 1 sauce.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)

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Never had A1 as a kid. Our father gave us a half packet of Heinz 57 for Christmas one year.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (kTF2Z)

166 C5,
Good enough. I'm not particularly literate on movie quotes.

In happier news, my boy got leave approved for several days in September before he deploys on his MEU.

I can't wait to see him. Haven't hugged my boys since Christmas.

Already planning menus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (U2p+3)

167 These are the tines that fry men's soles.

....

Nice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (7F9te)

168 On Sunday's ONT, I told how my 101yo Mom had fallen. There was, of course, a mighty and moving outpouring of prayers and sympathy from the Horde.

She had a partial hip replacement, but the fall and surgery took a toll on her. After too many falls and breaks and surgery, she decided enough was enough. She died just a little while ago.

She was ready. She had an amazing life. She died at home, surrounded by family, the way she chose.

♥ I did get to tell her this morning about the sympathies from those Ace of Spades folks she heard me talk about so often. She smiled and said that was nice. ♥

Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

169 148 130 I'm on well water here.
Supposed to get it tested yearly, but I don't think I've had it tested in 16 years.Good water, everyone prefers it to city-folk water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (7F9te)
me neither but I haven't replaced the pump or nothing
when I do, I'll retest it's not cheap to do so
Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:31 PM (uCLWI)


Well water here. Replaced the pump a couple years back. Earlier replacement was about 17 years ago with a too-much-plastic pump. same-same with sump pump. New pumps have much cast iron.

Also replaced storage tank last year with a larger one.

Do my own plumbing. Good damned water.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (8C7+r)

170 >>> 123 Helena Handbasket, A guy up the road has 5 2,000 gal tanks that he keeps filled with runoff water. I have to say I was impressed when I saw his set up. I could probably collect 10,000 gallons off of the three barn roofs here.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:26 PM (gqCom)

Wow, and here I was excited about my little rain barrel...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (ACi07)

171 ...and grab all of those cows?"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM



"grab" ??

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (1c5s7)

172
The old bull says - "How about we walk down and grab all of those cows?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)


Ummm. The joke I heard didn't use the word "grab."

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

173
It's just the start of the road that leads to total control of you via the banks. Express verbotten political opinions? No banking for you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

174 When I hear that some asshole can almost pass a national law at 3:30am with no one else in the chamber, I no longer wonder why it's hard to find covid data. They do whatever they want, get caught, and try again with no shame

Posted by: Plague rat at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (yE045)

175 Laws that control wells are a big deal in the Western US.
In my state, there are senior and junior water rights. Eastern WA agriculture land owners are starting to run up against each other, especially in the dry summers. Some land owners have been shut off at the most inopportune time because their water rights were insufficient.
They cannot even drill for a well without water rights on your property any more, and I vaguely recall some wells being shut down a decade + ago.
Laws vary from state to state. But "grandfathering" your well, *if is still active* , could be in danger if you don't keep it actively in use.
Again, I have no ideas about specific Texas laws on water rights, but I would think that keeping your well active, especially in future years when water sources are tapped even harder than now, should help establish your right to keep using it.
And yeah, if your well water is truly *sweetwater*, then heck YES use that for your regular drinking water. I would think that pumping it into a stainless cistern, then routing into your home should be not to ridiculously difficult or expensive, save for the cost of the cistern.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

176 Brothers place in Borculo and cottage we stayed up in Mac City both had sulphurous smelling water...not nice

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (+I6Y/)

177 When I lived in Germany, we had well water. Then at some point it became contaminated with manure (farm country). Our landlord was kind enough to bring over drinkable water until he could get it fixed. Still a pretty awful experience...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (K5n5d)

178 Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 09:27 PM (ghoDT)

There is a LOT of wood in that house.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

179 172
The old bull says - "How about we walk down and grab all of those cows?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)


Ummm. The joke I heard didn't use the word "grab."
Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (TdMsT)


Definitely not the R rated version.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (4fSQf)

180 Good enough. I'm not particularly literate on movie quotes.

niether am I that is how I know it is famous

dr strangelove, flouride, famous scene

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (K3ZCc)

181 Ummm. The joke I heard didn't use the word "grab."
Posted by: Ladyl

When I know the 'ettes are about, I try to clean up the act a bit.

*with varying degrees of success - lol*

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)

182 The difference between c5's normal musings and the appearance of picking a fight is only really a single blonde c-hair.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (zEW9F)

183 Chuck Schumer should be thrown into a volcano.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 19, 2021 09:38 PM (FA5Pj)

184 Great news, Nurse!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:38 PM (kTF2Z)

185 "The ONT Starts Coming And It Just Keeps Coming"

-----

And always too soon!

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2021 09:38 PM (U1eOr)

186 You've been waiting patiently for months to use that one, haven't you?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)


Yes.
Finally!
Hat tip to Chuck Pharris and The Gong Show. I laughed for a week.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)

187 Some of those home decor trends have gone in and out more than once. I remember wax fruit in the 50's, and I think there was porcelain fruit way earlier. Doilies i think were Victorian the first time and lace has been in and out for centuries.

Posted by: Lirio100 at August 19, 2021 09:39 PM (uFOGo)

188 I did get to tell her this morning about the sympathies from those Ace of Spades folks she heard me talk about so often. She smiled and said that was nice.
Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)


Prayers up and condolences to your and the family

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:39 PM (m1N/v)

189 Prayers, Mindful.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)

190 Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

Oh mindful I'm so sorry.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (zEW9F)

191 The difference between c5's normal musings and the appearance of picking a fight is only really a single blonde c-hair.
Posted by: ... at


in fairness, I am not commenting for the lowest common denominator and I assume good faith in my readers and those I read.

sarc tags are for the timid

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZCc)

192 I find it amusing to see NYC weekenders buy plants, plant them, go back to the city, return to their wilted plants and then water them with treated wtaer

the greenhouses do very well in ths area

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (uCLWI)

193 129
I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)


Most of them already have other alternative means already. OnlyFans was just a bit of simplicity for some of it. It will be interesting to see how long it lasts with probably 95% of its revenue stream about to go away.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (vMCab)

194 I'm sorry for your loss, Mindful Webworker. Glad that you had her with you so many years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (YynYJ)

195 131 CH

I've been using my Berkey for well over a decade. You gotta keep the filters clean, but when the burning times come, I can always haul water up from the river, and run it through if the well fails.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (MViHT)

196 some health news

Eating a hot dog could cost you 36 minutes of healthy LIFE - but choosing a serving of nuts instead could help you gain 26 minutes, study claims


Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (bTQ72)

197 People do realize porn is free, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

198 Thanks, Duke!
How's your Boy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (U2p+3)

199 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" She's been feeling under the weather (pooped in my bed the other night) but is on the mend...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (K5n5d)

200 Good enough. I'm not particularly literate on movie quotes.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67wKhddWu4

flouride quote



Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (K3ZCc)

201 Chuck Schumer should be thrown into a volcano.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 19, 2021 09:38 PM (FA5Pj)


The words "large" and "active" need to be in that sentence, but otherwise it is flawlessly on point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (m1N/v)

202 When I know the 'ettes are about, I try to clean up the act a bit.

*with varying degrees of success - lol*
Posted by: Tonypete

I found that putting Jesus in my nic makes it easier.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (OssQ4)

203
soooo
what is on onlyfans that is not porn that someone would pay for?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)

204 Mindful webworker, may she Rest In Peace and rise in glory.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (GtpEB)

205 Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

Sympathies, mindful and family --Sounds like she led a full and good life.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (F0YaR)

206 mindful, prayers up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)

207 "Eating a hot dog could cost you 36 minutes of healthy LIFE - but choosing a serving of nuts instead could help you gain 26 minutes, study claims "


It all balances out.

Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (LwWX1)

208 >>> 196 some health news

Eating a hot dog could cost you 36 minutes of healthy LIFE - but choosing a serving of nuts instead could help you gain 26 minutes, study claims

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (bTQ72)

I like nuts.

Posted by: Shep! at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (ACi07)

209 Great ONT
Photo of wee child rescued by AF is heartwarming

But how is it that only Ted Cruz could be bothered to vote against the Schumer election takeover?

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (xM76j)

210 Overheard the wife listening to a vid of people talking about the USA as a Corporation...Where did this kookery come from and other than saying 'its bullshit', what can you point to and say THIS says thats bullshit too

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (+I6Y/)

211 - People do realize porn is free, right?

what are you? from 2005?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (bTQ72)

212 How could you not be moved by the sight?

Indeed. Knowing those planes will like as not bring so called "Refugees" by the thousands, intent on bring Jihad to America, it just makes ya proud, don't it?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (D1bJZ)

213 98 Wow, {{{Ladyl}}} and {{{Ben Had}}} on an ONT!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:21 PM (m1N/v)
--

Now I know why the place seems so classy tonight. I feel like I have to go put on a collar shirt and a sport coat and slacks just to hang here.
With these awesome ladies, I feel obligated to do so. And honestly, I don't mind at all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

214 mindful webworker
That's a lovely way to enter the afterlife. RIP, mom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

215 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!" She's been feeling under the weather (pooped in my bed the other night) but is on the mend...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (K5n5d)

---------

Pooping on my bed would mean that Kaylee's health was about to take a sudden turn for the worse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)

216 sarc tags are for the timid
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:40 PM (K3ZC

On that you and I are simpatico.

I once freaked Treacher out on HA because I said something sarcastic and he was apparently the only one in the place that didn't get it. Had a mini meltdown like the one he had here a few years later. He insisted I was being serious.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (zEW9F)

217 187 Some of those home decor trends have gone in and out more than once. I remember wax fruit in the 50's, and I think there was porcelain fruit way earlier. Doilies i think were Victorian the first time and lace has been in and out for centuries.
Posted by: Lirio100 at August 19, 2021 09:39 PM (uFOGo)

I've collected stone fruit since I was 10

probably have a thousand pieces

it will never go out of style, not with me anyways

and I'm the last word

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (uCLWI)

218 Some of those home decor trends have gone in and out more than once. I remember wax fruit in the 50's, and I think there was porcelain fruit way earlier. Doilies i think were Victorian the first time and lace has been in and out for centuries.
Posted by: Lirio100

I'm pretty sure the copper jello molds will not make a comeback anytime soon.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (mD/uy)

219 Prayers Mindful.
God bless.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (axyOa)

220 So if you eat a hot dog and nuts at the same time, you're cool?

Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

221 http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

222

RIP, Webworker Mom.

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (1c5s7)

223 203
soooo
what is on onlyfans that is not porn that someone would pay for?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:42 PM (bTQ72)



Pretty much says it all doesn't it. Essentially everything else is something that would better be done with a patreon or similar service like SubscribeStar.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (vMCab)

224 Eating a hot dog could cost you 36 minutes of healthy LIFE - but choosing a serving of nuts instead could help you gain 26 minutes, study claims "


The staff at CNN will live to 180.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (ICl2b)

225 Mindful, prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (ACi07)

226 129 I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)


I guess that means iDubbbz will have to start making regular videos again to support himself rather than depend on the cash flow from his thot wife flashing her naughty bits on OF. Couldn't happen to a nicer simp.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (DTX3h)

227 But how is it that only Ted Cruz could be bothered to vote against the Schumer election takeover?
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (xM76j)

As much crap as I give him I will give him credit for this maneuver. The whole party is a big pile of dog turds.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (zEW9F)

228 How could you not be moved by the sight?

Indeed. Knowing those planes will like as not bring so called "Refugees" by the thousands, intent on bring Jihad to America, it just makes ya proud, don't it?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (D1bJZ)


If no one in Astan is willing to fight for real change to create an actual civilization, then WTF are we doing there, and worse yet doing it stupidly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (m1N/v)

229 Dave 57. BifB said it all on your well. The big guys can put in a pump if you do not feel comfortable with the job. Or a master plumber can. Don not expose kids or drink from it until you have it tested. Your local health department will have test kits for you to collect a sample. If you have a high bacteria count disinfecting is straight forward . Sodium hypochloride down the well let sit and flush.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (G6Kvw)

230 3 words: Mini Water Park

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (r+sAi)

231 She was ready. She had an amazing life. She died at home, surrounded by family, the way she chose.

I did get to tell her this morning about the sympathies from those Ace of Spades folks she heard me talk about so often. She smiled and said that was nice.
Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

Please accept my condolences, MW. 101 is a great run.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (4sl4o)

232 mindful. How wonderful to have your mom in your life for as long as you did. I know your sorrow must be great but she had a long life that will be celebrated by you and yours. My sympathies.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (2NHgQ)

233 197 People do realize porn is free, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:41 PM (4fSQf)


only the really nasty stuff is free

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:46 PM (uCLWI)

234 Pooping on my bed would mean that Kaylee's health was about to take a sudden turn for the worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
----
I think the worst part was walking into my bedroom and watching her just sit there and make a mess. Nothing I could to do stop it--any intervention would have just made it worse.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 19, 2021 09:46 PM (K5n5d)

235 230 3 words: Mini Water Park
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (r+sAi)


Sell to Californians.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 09:46 PM (vMCab)

236
Now I know why the place seems so classy tonight. I feel like I have to go put on a collar shirt and a sport coat and slacks just to hang here.
With these awesome ladies, I feel obligated to do so. And honestly, I don't mind at all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)


You're a sweetheart.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)

237 227 But how is it that only Ted Cruz could be bothered to vote against the Schumer election takeover?
Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (xM76j)

As much crap as I give him I will give him credit for this maneuver. The whole party is a big pile of dog turds.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:45 PM (zEW9F)
--

I read it as McConnell letting different GOP Senators get a moment here and there to act the hero. Cruz gets to play the role of hero today.

This helps balance out the inevitable backstabs later.

Posted by: Revenant at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (ydlAE)

238 Our old cottage had one of those circular pumps that made that sound when it started up. Put me to sleep when I was a kid.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (+ya+t)

239 I'm pretty sure the copper jello molds will not make a comeback anytime soon.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:44 PM (

I don't know, the grandkids think they're pretty cool and have a couple in their play kitchen here at the house.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (UVMn8)

240 Mindful webworker, I am so very sorry for your loss
Prayers

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (xM76j)

241 C5,
Bravissimo.

I will have to watch that movie again. It's been at least two decades.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (U2p+3)

242 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

Thankfully, not ALL the AoS COBs insist on a dress code!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (m1N/v)

243 Listening to Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. Might be one of the best albums ever. Just my opinion, of course.

Granted, there is a yuge nostalgia element for me. I was a teenager, and I was loving life.

Uncle Salty is a weird, creepy song. But I love it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

244 I, for one, welcome Afghan refugees.

I'd like to pick their brain on how you successfully get the American government to leave you the f*ck alone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (7F9te)

245 A while back I did some volunteer work at Comp-U-Dopt, which is a charity in Houston that refurbishes old laptops, installs Ubuntu on them and gives them to kids who wouldn't have computers otherwise.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (17UTy)

246 e Horde.

She had a partial hip replacement, but the fall and surgery took a toll on her. After too many falls and breaks and surgery, she decided enough was enough. She died just a little while ago.

She was ready. She had an amazing life. She died at home, surrounded by family, the way she chose.

I did get to tell her this morning about the sympathies from those Ace of Spades folks she heard me talk about so often. She smiled and said that was nice.


Blessings to you and your wonderful mom. I can tell you has a great time together.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

247 She was ready. She had an amazing life. She died at home, surrounded by family, the way she chose.

I did get to tell her this morning about the sympathies from those Ace of Spades folks she heard me talk about so often. She smiled and said that was nice.
Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

Prayers for your family, mindful webworker. Your sweet mom has gone to glory. She's earned her rest.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

248 Yall see this fucking horseshit?

https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/ 19/biden-admin-tells-americans
-stranded-in-afghanistan-to-pay-for-their-own-flights-home/

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (YglAn)

249 I've noticed, of course, plants love water, but there is something special about rainwater versus city water fromna hose that really perks 'em up. Maybe because it's completely soft, or the ozone, or something.

The central AC unit pulls quite a lot of humidity from the house every day in the summer, that condensation runoff would be very soft wouldn't it, and excellent for houseplants??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (D1bJZ)

250 The old bull says - "How about we walk down and grab all of those cows?"
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)


Ummm. The joke I heard didn't use the word "grab."
Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (TdMsT)


Definitely not the R rated version.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (4fSQf)

Speaking of bulls, one of my neighbors, who runs a few cattle, said he is going to have to shoot his bull. Stupid critter got in a scrap with the neighbor's bull through a wire fence, and broke his front leg.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (4sl4o)

251 LCD, do no such thing. You are a gentleman that needs no affectation.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (gqCom)

252 I read it as McConnell letting different GOP Senators get a moment here and there to act the hero. Cruz gets to play the role of hero today.

This helps balance out the inevitable backstabs later.
Posted by: Revenant at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (ydlAE)

Yep unfortunately sounds about right but I try not to go there all the time.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (zEW9F)

253 Nuts are actually highly inflammatory

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:50 PM (xM76j)

254
I can't speak for everyone, but if our well goes out for any period, when it comes back on the water is full of dirt. We bought an RV water softener and filter to use when bathing the dogs and it made an enormous difference in the shine and texture of their coats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2021 09:50 PM (/U27+)

255 Weird Dave, just water your lawn. That will clean it out, get good flow into it, and you will get an good idea of how much water you get an hour.

Then test it for contamination and you may consider building a sand filter, or not, depending.

Once you know what it is worth to you, you can do an analysis of what it would be worth putting into it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 09:50 PM (BbDPD)

256 Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (R5V4T)

fervent prayers aloft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)

257 Nuts are actually highly inflammatory

....

My ex-wife is living proof.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 09:50 PM (7F9te)

258
Some examples of absolutely wasted in money in A-stan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9909573

$176M road to nowhere. $500M for worthless planes. Shoddy, worthless construction projects. $28M for useless camo uniforms for the Afghan army. They got the camo pattern wrong -- stuck out like a sore thumb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (Mzdiz)

259 But how is it that only Ted Cruz could be bothered to vote against the Schumer election takeover?

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus (oEn12) at August 19, 2021 09:43 PM (xM76j)


He probably volunteered. As long a floor session is ongoing, you need one opponent on duty to block such shenanigans. He drew the lucky straw in that they tried to pull it when he was there.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (F0YaR)

260 Prayers up, mindful. For you and your entire family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (sy5kK)

261 Pinellas County Florida has probably the worst water anywhere. If used for coffee or tea it was unpalatable. Our cat and dog would not drink tap water, preferring to drink out of the pool.
It reeked of so much chlorine to make it clear enough to look like water you couldn't stand it.
Crystal Springs water made a fortune with coolers and weekly deliveries.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (FtJ1S)

262 So now, they are not going to have any public appearances by Biden, Kamala is running off to Asia.

So... I guess this how they are going to play this. No one says anything and expect the media to shelve the whole affair.

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (z4k8L)

263 175

Several years ago some EPA guy came by our property to 'discuss' registering our well. Since my (late) husband and I typically open carried around the homestead, it was a very short discussion. Guy never came back...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:52 PM (MViHT)

264 Glad that Kaylee is feeling better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 19, 2021 09:52 PM (YynYJ)

265
Condolences, mindful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2021 09:52 PM (/U27+)

266 Listening to Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. Might be one of the best albums ever. Just my opinion, of course.

Granted, there is a yuge nostalgia element for me. I was a teenager, and I was loving life.

----------

High school. I've been an Aerosmith fan ever since.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:53 PM (VxC1e)

267 Yall see this fucking horseshit?

https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/ 19/biden-admin-tells-americans
-stranded-in-afghanistan-to-pay-for-their-own-flights-home/

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM



I'd read that, due to the furor, the flights are free now...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:53 PM (1c5s7)

268 25 Holy shitballs. Thank you Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)

I'm usually one of the first to poop on the GOP, especially when they don't do what obviously needs to be done to take this country back from the statists. It's only fair that I acknowledge when one of them does the right thing.

Thank you, Senator Cruz.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (mdjgu)

269 >>> 262 So now, they are not going to have any public appearances by Biden, Kamala is running off to Asia.

So... I guess this how they are going to play this. No one says anything and expect the media to shelve the whole affair.

Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (z4k8L)

We're great at smothering stories!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (ACi07)

270
When I know the 'ettes are about, I try to clean up the act a bit.

*with varying degrees of success - lol*
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 09:37 PM (mD/uy)



Makes me proud when the 'Ron's observe the proprieties here!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

271 Highlight of my day is I fixed another hole on the frame of my plow truck

my truck now weighs about 200 lbs more than when it was made

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (uCLWI)

272 Prayers, Mindful. Been there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)

273 Several years ago some EPA guy came by our property to 'discuss' registering our well. Since my (late) husband and I typically open carried around the homestead, it was a very short discussion. Guy never came back...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2021 09:52 PM (MViHT)

Nice. An excellent example of an armed society being a polite society.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)

274 Mindful, prayers on the loss of your mom. Please share some of your moms life and wisdom with us when you feel like it.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (G6Kvw)

275 Cannot wait for tomorrow! Get to pick up Jordan61 and nurse at the airport and SnailRacer will be on our driveway

And then Morondezvous Saturday night!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (c/sG0)

276 >>> 267 Yall see this fucking horseshit?

https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/ 19/biden-admin-tells-americans
-stranded-in-afghanistan-to-pay-for-their-own-flights-home/

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM

I'd read that, due to the furor, the flights are free now...
Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 09:53 PM (1c5s7)

Aw, crap. The Big Guy wanted his 10%.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (ACi07)

277 I think when the Biden administration falls apart, we'll see a lot of similarities to the Mueller investigation - bunch of partisan hitmen playing Weekend at Bernie's with a barely cogent figurehead.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (49Exr)

278 fluoridatin is the most mnstrously cnceived and dangerous commie plot we have evser had to cnfront
and here you are advocating for it
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)


Ice cream Mandrake. Children's ice cream!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (BbDPD)

279 "Does anyone know of a charity that rehabs old laptops?"

Today I'm doing a 2003 vintage Dell XPS-M140 from a garage sale. Pentium M, 32-bit, one core. No SSD upgrade path known. Very nice quality keyboard. I've been beating the shit out of it all day to try to cook it, but it keeps running, slowly.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (qpX6U)

280 Listening to Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. Might be one of the best albums ever. Just my opinion, of course.

Granted, there is a yuge nostalgia element for me. I was a teenager, and I was loving life.

Uncle Salty is a weird, creepy song. But I love it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

Great album!! 2 things come to mind...

1 - REM actually did a really good cover version of the song Toys in the Attic. https://youtu.be/XWQM1TJ7hZY

2 - Almost every time I see a comment from the esteemed moron NaCly Dog, I think of the song Uncle Salty.

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 09:57 PM (mZUr4)

281

could be worse, in Austrailia they have to wear masks outside

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 09:58 PM (bTQ72)

282 God Bless mindful.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 09:58 PM (+ya+t)

283 mindful, condolences. Your Mom has gone to G-d's loving arms and all is new.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:58 PM (gqCom)

284 High school. I've been an Aerosmith fan ever since.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2021 09:53 PM (VxC1e)

I was younger, 13ish. There was a sweet spot with Toys, Rocks and Draw the Line. there was a time I could actually play Sweet Emotion on my long-neglected guitar.

*side-eyes the Gunslinger in the corner*

Shut up!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

285 ..Well water is fantastic. It has earth minerals and relatively low chemicals. You need to make certain you have a fluoride supplement. I'd drink well water over city water in a heartbeat. Especially in Texas. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2021 09:04 PM U2p+3)

NYC's Dept. of Metropolitan Health got it's start in the late 1800s/early1900s, because of an outlet of UN-WELL-Water. Yep, free typhus with every stroke of the pump handle! NYC is far more advanced than that, now. Their water meets standards, but their politics are deadly.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (QzJWU)

286 Bad stuff today: Air compressor hose busted. Cheap plastic, can't be fixed.

Good stuff today: New air compressor hose. Also picked up a valve for filling tires with a built in pressure gauge. Forgot that I don't have a fitting for it, but that's easily remedied.

Also picked up a new multimeter to replace the 35 year old one that doesn't quite work as well as it used to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

287 Listening to Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. Might be one of the best albums ever. Just my opinion, of course.

***

Whistles to self.
Quietly slips ABBA CD back into the stack.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (axyOa)

288 $176M road to nowhere. $500M for worthless planes. Shoddy, worthless construction projects. $28M for useless camo uniforms for the Afghan army. They got the camo pattern wrong -- stuck out like a sore thumb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:51 PM (Mzdiz)


We spent $43 million for building a gas station there.

The Department of Defense wasted $43 million of U.S. taxpayer money on building a gas station in Afghanistan - 140 times more than the $500,000 it should have cost, according to a government watchdog report.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (F0YaR)

289 That's fluoride, people...not flouride.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 19, 2021 10:00 PM (+56GQ)

290 279 "Does anyone know of a charity that rehabs old laptops?"

Today I'm doing a 2003 vintage Dell XPS-M140 from a garage sale. Pentium M, 32-bit, one core. No SSD upgrade path known. Very nice quality keyboard. I've been beating the shit out of it all day to try to cook it, but it keeps running, slowly.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (qpX6U)


At 2003 that probably doesn't uses an old IDE connection instead of SATA

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 10:00 PM (vMCab)

291 1 - REM actually did a really good cover version of the song Toys in the Attic.

Metal Church as well.

but I'll check out the REM one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:00 PM (x8Wzq)

292 "Thank you Ted Cruz."

Why is this even allowed? They'll just keep doing playing the 3am unanimous consent gambit until they get away with it and then it'll be like a temporary rate hike from the phone company. Fundraising letters from the GOP "vowing to fight hard, to roll this back, one day, maybe." I'm glad Cruz caught it this time, but it smells like more Failure Theater.

"Oh frack I missed my 2:30am alarm, sorry America looks like your voting rights are gone"

Why is this even allowed?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (49Exr)

293
As you know, I'm a bit weird.

I was discussing the vaccine with my girlfriend last week (she's a proponent) and I asked her if it seemed weird that people seemed to be aghast at GMO food sources, and yet ardently supported GM of their own human cells.

She admitted that seemed a bit incongruous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (7F9te)

294 @281: "could be worse, in Austrailia they have to wear masks outside"

Only when they're lucky enough to be allowed outside. I'm surprised they haven't instituted an alternating system like the even or odd numbered license plate thing during the '70s oil crisis. First half of the alphabet gets Monday, Wednesday, Friday, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (+WWsf)

295 I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)


Imagine if THIS is the thing that drives acceptance of crypto

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (BbDPD)

296 @293: "She admitted that seemed a bit incongruous.'

Anti-GMO fanatics have always been a strange bunch though. Way more pervasive in Europe too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (+WWsf)

297 Imagine if THIS is the thing that drives acceptance of crypto

Porn is why VHS won out over Betamax, so don't be too surprised.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)

298 She admitted that seemed a bit incongruous.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (7F9te)

Crack in the armor! Get a wedge

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (4fSQf)

299
Amazon has mosquito forks with very small pointed tines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


What, like utensils for mosquitos to use?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (RkmUs)

300 I think it was that Assange guy (or the other guy) who claimed Afghanistan war was actually just a huge money laundering operation for the usual suspects in our "government".

Looked at in that light, it makes more sense. When our unit landed in Macedonia it was a wheat field, we set up our tents. They started building wooden "barracks" almost immediately. 100,000 dollars a pop. Plywood. Contracted mess hall service. None of the Army cooks deployed with their units. They don't do that anymore. Everything contracted out at $$$. They cut the military budget, increased the deployments, and spent even more money, because it's contracted out. Road construction, water purification, you name it. No porn in the mini PX though. That would be obscene!

It grew into this HUGE place called Camp Bondsteel. Probably visible from outer space by now.

I remember being home on leave and reading a newspaper article about the "US pulling out of Macedonia", and I about fell out of my chair. Um ... no.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (D1bJZ)

301 Holy fuck. Justin Trudeau spoke to Hilary Clinton about Afghanistan.

Looking for corroboration

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (YglAn)

302
btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"

And "crickets" became "circadas?"

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (RkmUs)

303 Now I know why the place seems so classy tonight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (49Exr)

304 Had a sergeant assigned to the unit in Sinop back in the 80's. He used to play backup to REM. Damn that kid could make a guidance!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 10:05 PM (axyOa)

305
Whistles to self.
Quietly slips ABBA CD back into the stack.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (axyOa


I didn't want this swept under the carpet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:05 PM (4fSQf)

306 Could you guys ease up a little- you know, have a heart? The Leader And Co-Mandarin Chief Of The Free World is having trouble sleeping. Your so-called 'concerns' are just going to have to wait.

(under her breath) *what kind of dumb-ass is still in Afghanistan?*

Posted by: The White House at August 19, 2021 10:05 PM (AytXr)

307 Yep. He sure did.

https://citizenfreepress.com/
breaking/
justin-trudeau-i-spoke-
with-hillary-not-biden-about-afghanistan/

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 10:06 PM (YglAn)

308 302
btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"

And "crickets" became "circadas?"
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (RkmUs)


Downtown Abbey, I imagine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

309 A while back I did some volunteer work at Comp-U-Dopt, which is a charity in Houston that refurbishes old laptops, installs Ubuntu on them and gives them to kids who wouldn't have computers otherwise.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 19, 2021 09:48 PM (17UTy)

Good idea. I was going suggest simply to download a copy of the latest Linux Mint, and use the "wipe HD and install fresh" option to load it on the laptop.

Linux is such a resource hog as Windows, and those tired laptops perk right up. And Mint is pretty easy to get used to, for a user coming from a Windows background.

Use the Linux laptop for your Web surfing; you don't need to run a firewall. If some malware does manage to brick the machine, just reload Linux from the get-go. It's free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:06 PM (4sl4o)

310 Amazon has mosquito forks with very small pointed tines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

What, like utensils for mosquitos to use?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:03 PM (RkmUs)


Totally fake. No opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2021 10:07 PM (axyOa)

311 btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"

When they started stamping out steel eating utensils in huge numbers would be my guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:07 PM (SchxB)

312 I read it as McConnell letting different GOP Senators get a moment here and there to act the hero. Cruz gets to play the role of hero today.

This helps balance out the inevitable backstabs later.
Posted by: Revenant at August 19, 2021 09:47 PM (ydlAE)

Man, you really are cynical...

And why didn't I think of that first?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 10:08 PM (mdjgu)

313 302
btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"

My clan calls them eatin' irons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

314 275 Cannot wait for tomorrow! Get to pick up Jordan61 and nurse at the airport and SnailRacer will be on our driveway

And then Morondezvous Saturday night!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (c/sG0)


I hope you all have a wonderful time!

I'm green with envy!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 19, 2021 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

315 301 Holy fuck. Justin Trudeau spoke to Hilary Clinton about Afghanistan.

Looking for corroboration
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (YglAn)


Straight from Castro's son's own mouth. Remove space before status.

https://twitter.com/MrsT106/ status/1427946748484464640

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 10:08 PM (vMCab)

316
trudeau is going all-in on fake-pandering to women -- hence the call to bill clinton's wife, and then telling everyone

It's all bullshit theater.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (RkmUs)

317 And "crickets" became "circadas?"
--------
2 different amminals?

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (+ya+t)

318 Yep. He sure did.

https://citizenfreepress.com/
breaking/
justin-trudeau-i-spoke-
with-hillary-not-biden-about-afghanistan/
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 19, 2021 10:06 PM (YglAn)


Who the fuck is Hillary? She's not the anything of anything. Might has well have had a call with fucking Little Caesar's, at least he'd have got some cheesy bread out of the deal.

Fucksakes.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (ghoDT)

319 Just wait until Trudeau starts giving Chelsea pointers on running for office.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:10 PM (+WWsf)

320 trudeau is going all-in on fake-pandering to women -- hence the call to bill clinton's wife, and then telling everyone

Random thought: Does that technically count as a violation of the Logan act? Or no because by definition anything said between Trudeau and Hitlery is "girl talk".

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)

321 I understand thing, OnlyFans is being forced by it's "payment processors" to kill the porno content. Thots and simps are gonna have to find an alternative.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)

That'll be amusing. I know girls that do that - their "community" is mostly spoiled bratty entitled American women, the kind that throw an online fit because some guy didn't memorize their Amazon wish list before being granted an audience with them.

Going to enjoy this particular meltdown.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (49Exr)

322 Downtown Abbey, I imagine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:06 PM



I've read "Downtown Abby" is the street name of Non-Binary Ben Shapiro's sister...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (1c5s7)

323
Who the fuck is Hillary? She's not the anything of anything. Might has well have had a call with fucking Little Caesar's, at least he'd have got some cheesy bread out of the deal.

Fucksakes.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (ghoDT)



Well she does probably have more involvement with those actually in charge than Biden does.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (vMCab)

324 Cicadas and crickets are two totally different sounds too. Anyone who confuses the two has been drinking things from under the kitchen sink.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (+WWsf)

325 Trudeau was probably just curious about menopause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (4fSQf)

326 watch for more of this

Alabama doctor REFUSES to see patients who won't get the vaccine: 'Covid is a miserable way to die and I can't watch them die like that'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (bTQ72)

327 Assuming you have a meter, how much does the city charge you for water? They'll rob you blind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (JTpIQ)

328 We need to dig a well on our new property. I suppose we should wait until spring so we don't have to get an electric drop to make sure it stays thawed over winter. I'm pretty excited about getting started, but I guess we should close on the property first.....

Am I out of Anchorage YET???

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (SDdx5)

329 I think it was that Assange guy (or the other guy) who claimed Afghanistan war was actually just a huge money laundering operation for the usual suspects in our "government".

Assange, 2013, I believe. I was just watching that last night. Only 27 seconds long. "Transnational security interests" and "endless wars"

https://bit.ly/3gdlhEr

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (pbStR)

330 We also call soy sauce bug juice. Cemeteries are marble orchards.

I blame Dad and Grandpa. They loved wordplay jokes.

one of Grandpa's was asking, "where's your methren?"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)

331 Why is this even allowed?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:01 PM (49Exr)

You're gonna have to be a LOT more specific.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (9AWuc)

332 Bad news for the home decor trends that should stay in the past article:

My 20 something kids LOVE the shiny gold and brass accents. Also the clear furniture. It's all coming back baby!
Like it or not.

Posted by: DaisyB at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (Hswbs)

333 317 And "crickets" became "circadas?"
--------
2 different amminals?
Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (+ya+t)

here in the south, cicadas dominate june, july, and august. That high pitched droning is the background soundtrack to every summer event as long as there have been any. and crickets sound completely different. Sometimes I go out in the back yard and you can hardly hear yourself think because of the racket from the cicadas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (WmVfO)

334 Crickets are relaxing and nice to listen to falling asleep.

Cicadas sound like miniature chainsaws and annoying as fvck.
----

Only Mrs Clinton can save us U guys!!!! It's her turn!!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (D1bJZ)

335 btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"

And "crickets" became "circadas?"
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:04 PM (RkmUs)

I can't answer those. But I'll accept those and others like it if people would stop using "literally" incorrectly and/or too frequently

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

336
It's all part of trudeau's "she-cession" and "she-covery" bullshit. He's trying to get All the stupid canadian women to turn out for his snap elections.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:13 PM (RkmUs)

337 Cicadas in Minnesota are an August summer fading into autumn sorta thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:13 PM (+WWsf)

338 For all the Horde Morondevous-en. I know you will have great time because you are with the best of friends. A big hug for all of you and an extra hug for snailracer , she knows why.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 10:13 PM (gqCom)

339 My clan calls them eatin' irons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

Food wrenches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (4sl4o)

340 Well she does probably have more involvement with those actually in charge than Biden does.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (vMCab)


Assuming Gilbey's is in charge.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (ghoDT)

341 We're on well water in southwest Montana. We have 2 wells -- one for household use and one dedicated to the sprinkler system. The house water is softened.

We'd like a hand pump in the event of an emergency but it's very expensive to have one retrofit so that's on hold for now.

One recent benefit is that our area is presently in a Stage 2 drought, and those on city water face lawn watering regulations. Homes with wells are exempt.

Posted by: jix at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (DU7iZ)

342 Crickets are relaxing and nice to listen to falling asleep.

.....

You've clearly never suffered from insomnia.

I've hunted a single black cricket for hours in a desperate attempt to sleep.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (7F9te)

343 and SnailRacer will be on our driveway
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 09:55 PM (c/sG0)


Ask her if her refrigerator is running.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10:15 PM (ghoDT)

344 We spent $43 million for building a gas station there.

The Department of Defense wasted $43 million of U.S. taxpayer money on building a gas station in Afghanistan - 140 times more than the $500,000 it should have cost, according to a government watchdog report.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 19, 2021 09:59 PM (F0YaR)


So Hunter really negotiated way more than 10% for the big guy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 10:15 PM (m1N/v)

345 You've clearly never suffered from insomnia.

I've hunted a single black cricket for hours in a desperate attempt to sleep.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (7F9te)


I've hunted a beeping smoke detector. Been there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:15 PM (4fSQf)

346 I'm the one who wrote For Love of DoRA. Thank you so much for the mention Dave, and I'm glad you liked it! I hope the rest of you do, too!

Sorry I don't post very often; I'll do better now that folks know who to look for.

Thanks again!
Matt

Posted by: Mattski at August 19, 2021 10:15 PM (5kAgn)

347 In the NW part of CT where I owned several small commercial buildings, I would get sewer bills based on the amount of water that was used

any small leak was very expensive

is this how it is billed in the cities ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 10:15 PM (uCLWI)

348
Alabama doctor REFUSES to see patients who won't get the vaccine: 'Covid is a miserable way to die and I can't watch them die like that'
Posted by: will choose a nic later


I'll bet my left nut this "doctor's" "practice" is exclusively on twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:16 PM (RkmUs)

349 "Yep. He sure did."

That's a dumb thing for him to do and then say

1) Hillary has been out of the picture for 5 years. Her analysis of Afghanistan carries no more weight than my own, plus she's probably sloshed.

2) For a Canadian leader to announce of TV that Biden isn't talking to world leaders is a dick move you would expect from Burssels.

So it looks really stupid to me, but it had to be a deliberate attack that went through staff(?) so what am I missing here?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:16 PM (49Exr)

350 We don't cicadas a lot here, but one thing that has always fascinated me about them is how they start their screeching and then stop it, seemingly simultaneously. It's the aural equivalent of yuge flocks of birds redirecting flight seamlessly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)

351 fluoridatin is the most mnstrously cnceived and dangerous commie plot we have evser had to cnfront

and here you are advocating for it
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 09:15 PM (K3ZCc)



Someone get General Ripper here a drink of pure grain alcohol and rain water...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2021 10:17 PM (ZSK0i)

352 here in the south, cicadas dominate june, july, and august. That high pitched droning is the background soundtrack to every summer event as long as there have been any. and crickets sound completely different. Sometimes I go out in the back yard and you can hardly hear yourself think because of the racket from the cicadas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (WmVfO)

We get annual or "dog day" cicadas every summer here in central MD. This year, we also got the 17 year Brood X emergence. Those 17 year critters were gone around July 1. We've been hearing a lot more cicadas than usual over the past month. Not sure if it's stragglers of the 17 year emergence or if the annuals are just more plentiful this year. Either way, I enjoy the sound they make.

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

353 we need to remember the boots on the ground, the ratings, the airmen, the grunts and leathernecks, who are shining ambassadors for the US wherever there is trouble in this world. Deep down, every single one of them is a paladin at heart, and God bless them one and all.

Amen WD! I fear what this debacle combined with the "get the jab or get a dishonorable discharge " is doing to the moral of the men and women on the ground.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:17 PM (FrjjO)

354 Food wrenches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (4sl4o)

Another good one. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)

355

There's some species of black cricket that looks and walks like a spider... I've had them here inside the palatial Zettaibunker from time to time...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:17 PM (1c5s7)

356 They broke it on purpose - the "withdrawal" I mean.

Nothing else particularly adds up. Yeah it's a shit sandwich, but they'll muddle through. "Mistakes were made". Yawn.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (D1bJZ)

357 trudeau is going all-in on fake-pandering to women -- hence the call to bill clinton's wife, and then telling everyone
It's all bullshit theater.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:09 PM (RkmUs)


When even the most powerful drama teacher in the world decides to Troll Biden, I think that means Biden is lost to the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (BbDPD)

358 jix. Another MT Horde member. Didn't think there were more than 3 of us. Where are you? I'm in the Bitterroot Valley.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)

359 I love food wenches!

They bring your food.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (4fSQf)

360 251 LCD, do no such thing. You are a gentleman that needs no affectation.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:49 PM (gqCom)

Aww....

Ben Had, I'm coming in a day early this year, landing Wednesday late afternoon, to help with set up (and also to share bourbon and tell tall tales!). I have the airfare and hotel paid for.
I don't have a ride yet from Love to Corsicana, so please keep me in mind as the date gets closer so I can hook up and hitch a ride with someone heading that way if you can. The return trip shouldn't be a problem finding an empty seat with someone going back.
I'll also send a quick email.
I don't know how I can have more fun than last year, but my hunch says that's what will be happening.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (sy5kK)

361
trudeau is setting up the question: Why?

That will give trudeau the fake opportunity to explain his Stunt: Because this is a situation for an experienced woman to solve.

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (RkmUs)

362 Had a great day in the West Spanish Peak area.

The Dykes were all behind barbed wire, so no scrambling today.

Very, very scenic countryside. With both West and East Spanish Peaks stating tall, almost busty.

The Dog Bar was a gret place to eat lunch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (GRDrZ)

363 Fucksakes.
Posted_hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10_09 PM


What, you don't understand political incest and the ruling class yet?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (m1N/v)

364 So it looks really stupid to me, but it had to be a deliberate attack that went through staff(?) so what am I missing here?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:16 PM (49Exr)

Turdeau's not the sharpest hammer in the drawer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (4sl4o)

365 Food wrenches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:14 PM (4sl4o)


I was told the UK Army slang was "Yaffle spanners"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (BbDPD)

366
Yeah, I know someone who calls forks and spoons "tools."

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (RkmUs)

367 Did the well guy speak good?

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2021 10:20 PM (r4sI4)

368 Someone get General Ripper here a drink of pure grain alcohol and rain water...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I try to insert the phrase "I do deny them my essence." into every conversation I can - just to see who is paying attention.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:20 PM (mD/uy)

369 366
Yeah, I know someone who calls forks and spoons "tools."
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (RkmUs


I thought those were politicians?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:20 PM (4fSQf)

370 {{{Ben Had}}}

Have a wonderful night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:21 PM (GRDrZ)

371 I don't know how I can have more fun than last year, but my hunch says that's what will be happening.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (sy5kK)


I think that is a rule, so your "hunch" is a good one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 19, 2021 10:21 PM (m1N/v)

372 Minneapolis mayor is basically a cheap knockoff of Trudeau in appearance, affect, and wardrobe; so, we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:21 PM (+WWsf)

373 The Dykes were all behind barbed wire, so no scrambling today.

Very, very scenic countryside. With both West and East Spanish Peaks stating tall, almost busty.

The Dog Bar was a gret place to eat lunch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:19 PM (GRDrZ)

My God! They are putting lesbians in concentration camps now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (4sl4o)

374 But I'll accept those and others like it if people would stop using "literally" incorrectly and/or too frequently
Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:12 PM (mZUr4)

I think the Dictionary People recently redefined "literally" to mean how people wrongly use it. Which is not how this is supposed to work.

https://tinyurl.com/wszem7e3

It's one of the markers that tells me this timeline was not meant to be. Some time travel dude stepped on a bug, just sayin.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (49Exr)

375 trudeau is setting up the question: Why?

It's interesting that he would go to the Clinton camp and not the Obama camp. Well, that the story would go to the Clinton camp. I mean, it's all lies. Why did they choose this particular one?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (pbStR)

376 LeftCoast Dawg - reach out - I may be able to help you out with transport down to C. that day.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

377 neverenoughcaffeine

Bozeman. Nice to meet you.

Posted by: jix at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (DU7iZ)

378 >>> 359 I love food wenches!

They bring your food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (4fSQf)

The TX MoMee has a Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (ACi07)

379 when I was in my early 20's, I rented a cheap flat South Ken in London

it was kinda of dump

I erroneously thought that's where the flatware name came from

cause it's cheap

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 10:23 PM (uCLWI)

380 378 >>> 359 I love food wenches!

They bring your food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (4fSQf)

The TX MoMee has a Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (ACi07)


Very good at her job, from what I surmised.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2021 10:23 PM (4fSQf)

381 I've hunted a beeping smoke detector. Been there.
------------
My niece had the talking ones. Battery died and started talking, hubby got the gun out and walked the house.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

382 Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:21 PM (GRDrZ)

Hash mismatch, Salty. You traveling?

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)

383 Old well owner here.....About that well, if you have copper pipes test the well pH (and the well water itself for ecoli, chjemical contamination etc.) before disconnecting from city water. Copper pipes do not like acidic water less than 7 pH (many shallow wells are acidic). It corrodes the copper pipes and is a health hazard.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (cCxiu)

384 jix. Thanks

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (2NHgQ)

385 Pug....we are sure going to miss you Saturday night! Hope family is doing ok.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (c/sG0)

386 LeftCoast Dawg

I can probably help. Let me know when you arrive, and I can pick you up. You had a real adventure getting there last year. It took a village to find you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (GRDrZ)

387 The Krupp company (of cast steel and cannon) of Essen developed the first pressed flatware. One of the operators at the sheet rolling mill noticed a flaw on one of the rollers was leaving an impression on the sheets being rolled, and got the idea of makin tableware.
The blanks are pretty entertaining too, they are rolled out, and then go through some complex pressing steps to get them to shape.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2021 10:25 PM (BbDPD)

388
If I'd got it, I'd have to invest in lime ascots and burgundy crushed velvet sportcoats and shit, and who has the time these days.

https://tinyl.io/4d7J
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 09:18 PM (ghoDT)

LOL! I've been through Gladewater, and that's as close to modernity as anyone there ever got. (okay, it's a cute little town)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (WmVfO)

389 They broke it on purpose - the "withdrawal" I mean.

Nothing else particularly adds up. Yeah it's a shit sandwich, but they'll muddle through. "Mistakes were made". Yawn.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:18 PM (D1bJZ)

Biggest clue is the fact that the media and specific political operatives almost to a man ran with "incompetent".

And literally everything out of their mouth is a lie. That's verifiable.

As Gell-Mann may ask, why wouldn't it be a lie this time? Because we want to believe it?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (9AWuc)

390 243 Listening to Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic. Might be one of the best albums ever. Just my opinion, of course.
---
Walk This Way, Sweet Emotion, Big Ten Inch Record, and the title track. And much more.
Among Boomers, this is known and acknowledged as true.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

391 Sometimes electronics and their beeping can be hard to find! It can throw like a ventriloquest.

Something was beeping periodically in the house. Just loud enough to hear, though any barely. Beep. WTF is that?, must be imagining things. Beep. OK, must be something battery powered. Wander around looking for it. Remain motionless. Beep WTF is that? Where is it?!? I know! The guitar tuner I just bought in the guitar case, I bet that's it. Damn I'm smart. Beep

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (D1bJZ)

392 The bacon wench will be here at the Morondezvous!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (c/sG0)

393 Air Force - LOL

Posted by: Go Navy/Marines at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (Eus9b)

394 Doof


Yup. Thanks. That particular group of trolls seems to be in abeyance.

Fixed now. I'll have a different hash tomorrow night, when I get to Denver.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:27 PM (GRDrZ)

395 You remember how every printer puts little microdots on print jobs to help the Secret Service track down counterfeiters? You can ID the printer by make, model, and serial number as well as when the job was printed.

Vote fraudsters may have forgotten that it works on ballots, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)

396 The meaning of words change over time. Definitions fall out of favor. New ones pop up. That's language. I don't have a problem with it if it's organic. In fact I find it quite neat.

Literally literally doesn't mean literally anymore and hasn't for literally forever.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (9AWuc)

397 Finally discovered the beeping, it was the water heater, it has a "remind function" to clean the air filter. But I was mite bewildered just what the hell that was for about a day.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (D1bJZ)

398 I think the Dictionary People recently redefined "literally" to mean how people wrongly use it. Which is not how this is supposed to work.

https://tinyurl.com/wszem7e3

It's one of the markers that tells me this timeline was not meant to be. Some time travel dude stepped on a bug, just sayin.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM

As if the misuse of the word wasn't bad enough, the article at that link mentions dailykos. *shudders*

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

399 Portland has Free Geeks to recycle computers. If you take their classes, you can build your own. They install Mint. They get Macs in too and some interesting hardware.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 19, 2021 10:29 PM (YynYJ)

400 @395: "Vote fraudsters may have forgotten that it works on ballots, too."

Only if they're duplicating knock off ballots rather than stealing extra official ballots.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:29 PM (+WWsf)

401 Doof


Yup. Thanks. That particular group of trolls seems to be in abeyance.

Fixed now. I'll have a different hash tomorrow night, when I get to Denver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:27 PM (GRDrZ)

Safe travels!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:30 PM (mZUr4)

402 Fixed now. I'll have a different hash tomorrow night, when I get to Denver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (MN4ix) at August 19, 2021 10:27 PM (GRDrZ)

Bob Seger had something to say about that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WWHdBuOC6Q

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:30 PM (4sl4o)

403 Hash mismatch, Salty. You traveling?

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM



I've wondered from time to time if many here monitored Thought Criminal IDs with any regularity...

My hash now changes all the time (VPN!), but I'm always willing to flash my unproxied ID of "rm86S" should the need arise!

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:30 PM (1c5s7)

404 It took me a few days once to find a smoke alarm that was beeping once every 15 minutes. Perfectly pitched so that I could not pick up a distance or direction on it. Turns out it was on the floor under a sock.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 10:31 PM (vOGqy)

405 "Toys" is responsible for unimaginable speaker carnage.

Maybe some Beltone biz, too.

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2021 10:31 PM (r4sI4)

406

Like so...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:31 PM (rm8S6)

407 Flatware didn't originally refer to cutlery, but rather, the little flat sliver serving plates, in contrast to hollowware, which were little silver bowls for tea and meal service.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:31 PM (+WWsf)

408
And I won't say "emojis."

They're "smileys."

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (RkmUs)

409 What should I do with my well to make sure that it is ready and functional in case we ever need it?

So if the burning times is your concern my first question would be what is your source of power? I have a 1hp Drummond irrigation pump from Harbor freight that I use with my auxiliary holding tanks for watering the gardens. It supplements my well. Pump works fine but it is not self priming so you have to make sure it is primed every time. It ran about $180. I also have a higher budget Pacer 1 1/2 hp pump for water transfer . It is gas operated. How you plan on powering your pump should be your first question.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (FrjjO)

410 Randall Flagg, won't be a problem because there are no pipes in it now.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (GtpEB)

411 Literally literally doesn't mean literally anymore and hasn't for literally forever.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (9AWuc)

I see you earlier point, and as an English Lit major LOL I agree, but... what word now means what literally used to?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (49Exr)

412 350 We don't cicadas a lot here, but one thing that has always fascinated me about them is how they start their screeching and then stop it, seemingly simultaneously. It's the aural equivalent of yuge flocks of birds redirecting flight seamlessly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)

it's controlled by Temperature, amazingly. Cicadas only "sing" when the temperature goes over 82.4 degrees f. below that they're quiet. They also make the loudest sound, in decibels, of any insect, rivaling that of a chain saw when they get going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:33 PM (WmVfO)

413 You remember how every printer puts little microdots on print jobs to help the Secret Service track down counterfeiters? You can ID the printer by make, model, and serial number as well as when the job was printed.

Vote fraudsters may have forgotten that it works on ballots, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)

I was reading about that a day or two ago. Apparently it's mostly just the color laser printers. Inkjets don't do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 10:33 PM (4sl4o)

414 We had well water at the farm that was tolerable to drink. OK taste but it was hard, a lot of calcium. They used a water softener for all but one faucet on the kitchen sink. Used that water for drinking and cooking as even then didn't want the salt from the softener.

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2021 10:33 PM (55Qr6)

415 @404: "... smoke alarm that was beeping once every 15 minutes. Perfectly pitched ..."

I went through the same thing last summer. Turns out it was a carbon monoxide detector with a fading battery in a vacant apartment down the hall from mine. Just loud enough to creep into my dreams at 3am.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 19, 2021 10:33 PM (+WWsf)

416
I mailed my ballot today. I voted to recall Newsom. I also voted for Jenner. I like the idea of Newsom running against, and probably losing to, someone who is still more of a man than Newsom is.

In other news, I bought my first issue of The National Enquirer, ever. Naturally, I read it only for the articles. In this issue, the cover blared "Does Biden Have Dementia?". Surprisingly, the article was not particularly off-the-wall, like the usual "Satan Seen in a Cloud" or "Bat Boy Captured by Aliens". Apparently, Enquiring Minds Really Want To Know.

Is the NE the bellweather of the news industry?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (FlRtG)

417 Pug....we are sure going to miss you Saturday night! Hope family is doing ok.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 10:24 PM (c/sG0)

Fairly well, I guess. Mom is always guarded when she talks about Dad, because she talks on speaker mode and she is usually with him, so he can hear everything. His dementia is different than Alzheimer's. He still knows us. He likes my beard. He smiles and touches his chin. He laughs at our dumb family jokes. When me and my siblings are with him he is genuinely happy. But he can't talk to us. He does not get angry or mean. He gets sad. That hurts.

Suffice to say, I am really stressed about going back to Montana this weekend. But Mom and Dad need me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)

418 Now it's fixed.

Turning in. Been a long, but good day. America is full of beauty. Well, outside of urban areas.

Have a fantastic night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (GRDrZ) at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (GRDrZ)

419 Just because people are stupid, and misuse a word, doesn't mean the definition has changed.

I've seen this, people will say "I got electrocuted yesterday!", I said "No you didn't, electrocuted means DEAD".

Executed by electricity, more less. Electro + cuted. Get it?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (D1bJZ)

420

Make that "rm86S"...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (rm8S6)

421

I give up...

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 10:35 PM (rm8S6)

422 375 trudeau is setting up the question: Why?

It's interesting that he would go to the Clinton camp and not the Obama camp. Well, that the story would go to the Clinton camp. I mean, it's all lies. Why did they choose this particular one?
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (pbStR)


Might have something to do with his country recently got bigly fucked over when the Obamunists canceled the Keystone XL project. That was arguably an even bigger deal for them than it was us.

Yeah, sure, he probably personally doesn't like Big Oil or those rubes in their version of flyover country...but he likes having tax revenue and a viable budget, so kneecapping one of their major industries presents a bit of a problem.

Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 10:35 PM (UewuT)

423 I mean I was being funny with "forever" at the end of my last comment. I'm pretty sure forever started out meaning "forever" as it was a marrying of "for" and "ever".

But we say "I haven't seen him in forever" or "it's taking forever". It doesn't mean "forever" anymore. It doesn't mean eternal. It just means a long time and we all accept that.

We do the same with "always". We now substitute it for "often", which is quite expressly *not* always. The same thing happened to literally. It's ironic.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:36 PM (9AWuc)

424 The meaning of words change over time. Definitions fall out of favor. New ones pop up. That's language. I don't have a problem with it if it's organic. In fact I find it quite neat.

Literally literally doesn't mean literally anymore and hasn't for literally forever.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (9AWuc)

The combination of misuse and overuse of the word has become a pet peeve of mine. Also redundant words after abbreviations (such as ATM machine and PIN number). And use of the non-word "irregardless".

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear footsteps on my lawn. That simply must be adjudicated!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:36 PM (mZUr4)

425 Literally literally doesn't mean literally anymore and hasn't for literally forever.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:28 PM (9AWuc)

that literally pisses me off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:36 PM (WmVfO)

426 Walk This Way, Sweet Emotion, Big Ten Inch Record, and the title track. And much more.
Among Boomers, this is known and acknowledged as true.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

"No More No More" is my personal favorite. But that album is pretty much perfect.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

427 I see you earlier point, and as an English Lit major LOL I agree, but... what word now means what literally used to?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (49Exr)

"Actually"?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:37 PM (9AWuc)

428 419 Just because people are stupid, and misuse a word, doesn't mean the definition has changed.

I've seen this, people will say "I got electrocuted yesterday!", I said "No you didn't, electrocuted means DEAD".
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (D1bJZ)


Be that as it may, some people touch 480 volts and live to tell the tale. I for one am willing to consider that an electrocution.

Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 10:37 PM (UewuT)

429 New piece from Berenson on his Substack:
https://tinyurl.com/k8rnywem

And this one, on the same subject:
https://tinyurl.com/ujzk94pj

I don't know if any of those are behind the paywall. While this a rarity for me, I joined Substack. This is Glenn Greenwald's venture, and, as I now know thanks to my epic redpilling, he's truly one of the good guys. He actually believes in free speech and is trying to act on that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 10:38 PM (Mzdiz)

430 Pug Mahon, I read one of your posts on the Evel Knievel thread a while back and you said you grew up in Evel's home town. Me too! Were you a Bulldog or a Maroon?

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at August 19, 2021 10:39 PM (K0Sk0)

431
I use "literally" incorrectly for affect.


*I think I also use "affect" incorrectly because I'm stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:39 PM (RkmUs)

432 I mean I was being funny with "forever" at the end of my last comment. I'm pretty sure forever started out meaning "forever" as it was a marrying of "for" and "ever".

But we say "I haven't seen him in forever" or "it's taking forever". It doesn't mean "forever" anymore. It doesn't mean eternal. It just means a long time and we all accept that.

We do the same with "always". We now substitute it for "often", which is quite expressly *not* always. The same thing happened to literally. It's ironic.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:36 PM (9AWuc)

Good points! And it really IS ironic. Perhaps you can teach the meaning of that word to Alannis Morissette!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:39 PM (mZUr4)

433 At work I hear a lot of "reaching out" and "do you have the bandwidth?"

As in, have you talked to the person, and is your schedule fairly open? Corporate speak pisses me off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

434 It's language. A shared communication system. Like literally everything else other than maybe math or objective truth, it does change over time.

I can only imagine how many words and phrases we use each day that are the result of previous mistakes, misunderstandings or stupidity. And by that I mean I *can't* imagine.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:40 PM (9AWuc)

435 Driveway camping at WDSs house. Luxury!

Posted by: SnailRacer at August 19, 2021 10:40 PM (p7vIq)

436 what word now means what literally used to?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (49Exr)

Figuratively??

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

437 Be that as it may, some people touch 480 volts and live to tell the tale. I for one am willing to consider that an electrocution.
Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 10:37 PM (UewuT)

I learned about electricity from an old shop hand everybody called Mr. Twitchit, because he kind of shook a little all the time. He taught us to always check for a hot wire with the back of your hand, because that way when your muscles tighten when the electricity hit your hand will be pulled away, rather than grabbing onto it. He showed us how to do on a hot wire. The weird thing is that I think he liked it.

I never touched 480, but I touched 220 and lived to tell the tale. I didn't like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:41 PM (WmVfO)

438 Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:32 PM (FrjjO)

I've had really good luck with Duro Max water pumps
I've got a 2-300 gallon tanks on a trailer I built with a 3 inch pump between them
It's amazing how fast the pump fills the tanks, less than 5 minutes

take it down a 1/4 of a mile to a bridge over the river. It's so balanced, I can use my Foreman to pull it

pulls it easily, just can't stop it on an incline

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2021 10:41 PM (uCLWI)

439 *I think I also use "affect" incorrectly because I'm stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 10:39 PM (RkmUs)


That was the incorrect form. There's a mnemonic that you can use to remember which one is right, but I never memorized it because I know the one to use in a given context. Sorry this isn't more helpful.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2021 10:42 PM (ghoDT)

440 Be that as it may, some people touch 480 volts and live to tell the tale. I for one am willing to consider that an electrocution.

No, we have words to describe things. Things that aren't the other things, which cuts down on confusion considerable. It effects a more precise understanding.

Irregardless, it's a mute point. For all intensive porpoises.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (D1bJZ)

441
Figuratively??

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

I lol'ed

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (9AWuc)

442 Pug Mahon, I read one of your posts on the Evel Knievel thread a while back and you said you grew up in Evel's home town. Me too! Were you a Bulldog or a Maroon?
Posted by: Nunya Bizness at August 19, 2021 10:39 PM (K0Sk0)

I was born in Butte, but my folks relocated to Billings when I was still a tad. (Actually graduated in Cody WY, a Bronc) But I love Butte. It's the coolest, weirdest town ever. But yeah, I was yuge Evel Knievel fan.

Perhaps not an accident, I entered MEPPS in Butte, before shipping to Fort Sill, lo these many years ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

443 btw, can anyone tell me when "silverware" became "flatware?"
My clan calls them eatin' irons.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

That is so effin funny. Totally stealing!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (lKfeu)

444 I never touched 480, but I touched 220 and lived to tell the tale. I didn't like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:41 PM (WmVfO)

220, 221 - whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (mZUr4)

445
I have gotten a taste of 277V (hot to ground voltage on 480Y systems) in my younger 'lectrician' days. Ummmmm, doggies!, as Uncle Jed would say.

I have never experienced 480V hot to hot before, but I know some who have. They do not recommend the experience.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (Mzdiz)

446 376 LeftCoast Dawg - reach out - I may be able to help you out with transport down to C. that day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

email sent.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

447 Among Boomers, this is known and acknowledged as true.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Loved and wore out that eight track. Aerosmith live another story. Saw them twice . No one and no two on the worst concert list. By far. Stephen Tyler is an A no 1 asshat.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (FrjjO)

448 literally
in a literal manner or sense; exactly.

synonyms
verbatim, word for word, line for line, letter for letter, to the letter, exactly, precisely, faithfully, closely, strictly, strictly speaking, accurately, rigorously, literatim

Meh. I think I understand women better now: I have a closet full of clothes but nothing to wear

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:45 PM (49Exr)

449 I don't get to post on ONT that much, but I'm absolutely shocked from the lack of something. Don't get me wrong, Matt's recorder rendition of Celine is fine. What takes it to another level is a drunk with it. I give you, Beer, Far, Wherever you are:

https://youtu.be/wQrx-JftOmk

Posted by: SkinnerVic at August 19, 2021 10:46 PM (nbwH3)

450 Well, I'm here...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 10:46 PM (LBiAf)

451 I lol'ed
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (9AWuc)

Grammar nerd humor. I try!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

452 Stephen Tyler is an A no 1 asshat.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (FrjjO)
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But he boinked Bebe Buell and produced the angelic Liv Tyler...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 10:47 PM (LBiAf)

453 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:45 PM (49Exr)

Yeah I thought of "exactly" first but for some reason I like "actually" better. And that one didn't even make your pasted list, which either makes me really stupid or really smart.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 10:47 PM (9AWuc)

454 "I can only imagine how many words - "

Irregardless...


Of course, I shouldn't get snobbish about it. I probably have about a dozen words I still use wrongly. Perchance 2 dozen

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:48 PM (49Exr)

455 I try to insert the phrase "I do deny them my essence." into every conversation I can - just to see who is paying attention.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:20 PM (mD/uy)



Heh. Sooner or later, that'll get you the California homeless bum stuck in an asylum treatment as detailed last night...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2021 10:48 PM (ZSK0i)

456 Irregardless, it's a mute point. For all intensive porpoises.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2021 10:44 PM (D1bJZ)

Moo point. Like a cow's opinion. Der, hey!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)

457 Sometimes electronics and their beeping can be hard to find! It can throw like a ventriloquest.

Once upon a time there was a sysadmin who heard beeping coming from an IBM SP rack. Now, those things aren't supposed to beep, as they have no transducer to make noises.

He called IBM, who said it shouldn't be able to beep. They sent a tech out who didn't believe it, until he heard the beep. So they arranged to shut down all 8 nodes in this rack.

The big day came, and the nodes were shut down, then the power disconnected. And still there was a beep. That's when the tech looked up and spotted the smoke detector.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

458 Friend of mine met Steven Tyler. to paraphrase, "nice guy, but he's fucking tiny, and weird."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)

459 For you folks who've been zapped by electricity, this one's for you. An obscure 80s new wave track.

The Polecats - Make a Circuit With Me
https://youtu.be/pWQS4P5M2AM

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (mZUr4)

460 "And that one didn't even make your pasted list, which either makes me really stupid or really smart."

Smarter, as you've already accepted that the Rules no longer matter. I'm behind the curve, still catching up, talking about the Bill of Rights and stuff. Sigh.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (49Exr)

461 SnailRacer.......lol can't wait till you get here!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (c/sG0)

462 Friend of mine met Steven Tyler. to paraphrase, "nice guy, but he's fucking tiny, and weird."
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And trust me I'm getting the worst end of that bargain.

Posted by: Tiny at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (9AWuc)

463 For what it's worth, talked to a fellow worker who is also a reservist, and he says they will dither about vaccine mandate because it's a hell of a lot easier for reserve and guard members to walk away, and they will if the government pushes this. He also says that, even in the regular army, if you are last in line, sometimes these things work themselves out over time and never come to pass.

So, there's wisdom in the lower echelons.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:51 PM (SDdx5)

464 >> Sometimes electronics and their beeping can be hard to find! It can throw like a ventriloquest.

High frequency sounds get harder and harder to hear and localize as one gets closer and closer to 29.

In my youth, I could hear and pinpoint from that hearing alone, a tiny little air leak in an inner tube. I can't anymore. I can still hear it, but damned if I can localize it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)

465 Thanks, my gray-box companions, for your words re my Mom. Although expected and no surprise, her death hasn't really hit me yet. Joy in her liberation from the flesh, but not yet so much that agony of missing her.

Milady Jo said, "we're both orphans, now."

This is one amazing wretched hive of smart military scum and villainy with hearts as big as the sun.

♥ Ao♠

Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 10:51 PM (R5V4T)

466 Irregardless, it's a mute point. For all intensive porpoises.
Posted by: Common Tater

Talk like that is spreading like wildflower.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:52 PM (mD/uy)

467 In my youth, I could hear and pinpoint from that hearing alone, a tiny little air leak in an inner tube. I can't anymore. I can still hear it, but damned if I can localize it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)
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I still had to use the bucket of water.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 10:53 PM (LBiAf)

468 Friend of mine met Steven Tyler. to paraphrase, "nice guy, but he's fucking tiny, and weird."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)

He met a lot of celebrities actually, running a business in a tourist town. He liked Chris Mulkey a lot (Hank from Twin Peaks). He hated Steven Seagal, but loved Kelly LeBrock (back when that turd was married to her).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

469 466 Irregardless, it's a mute point. For all intensive porpoises.
Posted by: Common Tater

Talk like that is spreading like wildflower.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:52 PM (mD/uy)

Well, I see it's now word salad Thursday.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (SDdx5)

470 In other news, I bought my first issue of The National Enquirer, ever. Naturally, I read it only for the articles. In this issue, the cover blared "Does Biden Have Dementia?". Surprisingly, the article was not particularly off-the-wall, like the usual "Satan Seen in a Cloud" or "Bat Boy Captured by Aliens". Apparently, Enquiring Minds Really Want To Know.

Is the NE the bellweather of the news industry?
Posted by: Arbalest at August 19, 2021 10:34 PM (FlRtG)

They had John Edwards' number before anyone else in the MSM.

I'd argue that they inadvertently ensured that Obama got elected POTUS in 2008. If they'd waited until Obama picked Edwards to be his VP (which you knew was coming, and which Edwards was angling for after he knew he wasn't getting the nomination), it would have torpedoed the campaign. It should have been the October Surprise that year.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (mdjgu)

471 Knew a guy who was on a drilling rig that hit wires. Blew the bottoms out of his boots and he lived. Crazy fvcker in MN.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (+ya+t)

472 Posted by: mindful webworker at August 19, 2021 10:51 PM (R5V4T)

We're here for you, mw. Prayers up for you and yours.

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (mZUr4)

473 pulls it easily, just can't stop it on an incline

Posted by: REDACTED

2 1/2 tons of water. Fun stuff to haul. I fill my holding tanks from the local pud about 5+ miles away. 200 gallons at a time. One of the current projects is building a dam on my little crick. I'm guessing I can get about 25k gallons in the spot I'm using. Don't nobody tell the gubanor. Not exactly by their book.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (FrjjO)

474
Joe Biden has been bad with the "literally" thing. I remember him saying something like "I figuratively and literally blah, blah". He meant only figuratively, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)

475 "The big day came, and the nodes were shut down, then the power disconnected. And still there was a beep. That's when the tech looked up and spotted the smoke detector."

We had one like that when I was working at Macy's. Big sale day an all the registers go down. We can't figure out what went wrong. Losing thousands of dollars per minute. I go to the server room (I know NOTHING about them) to find a repairman on a ladder fixing something in the ceiling, completely unrelated, like a fan.

The spirit of Hercule Poirot possessed me and I figured it out, but I'll pause here in case any of you can guess what had happened...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 10:56 PM (49Exr)

476 He met a lot of celebrities actually, running a business in a tourist town. He liked Chris Mulkey a lot (Hank from Twin Peaks). He hated Steven Seagal, but loved Kelly LeBrock (back when that turd was married to her).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

It's funny, we get pretty much all of them up here, but nobody really cares all that much, which is nice for them, really. Jimmy Buffett used to come up here to fish and sail, because he could just be a guy.

As long as they avoid the Japanese tourists with their cameras, it's mostly like that.

My roommate and I were driving down Benson Blvd after seeing America play at the Fly By Night Club and saw Dewey Bunnell and that other dude walking along the road. Offered them a ride to Fred Meyer. Nobody freaked. All was cool.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:57 PM (SDdx5)

477 I'd argue that they inadvertently ensured that Obama got elected POTUS in 2008. If they'd waited until Obama picked Edwards to be his VP (which you knew was coming, and which Edwards was angling for after he knew he wasn't getting the nomination), it would have torpedoed the campaign. It should have been the October Surprise that year.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 10:55 PM (mdjgu)
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No Republican was getting elected in 2008. Yeshua bar Yehoseph could have run as a Republican and would have lost.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 10:57 PM (LBiAf)

478 Second batch of pickles are done. Back to slicing and packing canning jars. Back in about 150 comments.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:58 PM (FrjjO)

479 My wife just played me the diatribe of the "bomber." He's a caricature of a southerner. In terms of accent, I caught Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and West Virginia. I'm sure it sounded great to Quantico.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 10:59 PM (kTF2Z)

480 478 Second batch of pickles are done. Back to slicing and packing canning jars. Back in about 150 comments.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 19, 2021 10:58 PM (FrjjO)

Tis the season. I've got a bunch of strawberries to mix with blueberries and put up. Won a ribbon at the state fair with that mix. It is awesome in the dead of winter when you need a bite of sunshine.

Then I have to put up dilly beans...

Already did the smoked salmon. That's mostly done by the end of July.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:59 PM (SDdx5)

481
On Denninger's forum, they claim that 20% employee loss is the magic number that will kill any business. 1 out 5. In health care, it likely less than that.

There's a game of chicken going on with the vax mandates. Management is hoping enough employees blink. If they don't blink, they know they're fucked.

Hold your ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)

482 479 My wife just played me the diatribe of the "bomber." He's a caricature of a southerner. In terms of accent, I caught Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and West Virginia. I'm sure it sounded great to Quantico.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2021 10:59 PM (kTF2Z)

Probably from Jersey.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 11:00 PM (SDdx5)

483 Condolences, mindful.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, deplorable revolutionary at August 19, 2021 11:00 PM (Lit6A)

484 All was cool.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 10:57 PM (SDdx5)

Saw Nick Searcy once. We made eye contact. He realized that I knew who he was. But I just did a 'sup nod. I've never been one to do the "Dude, you are may favorite!" kind of boo shit.

Well, except for maybe Alice Cooper and Tony Iommi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

485 No Republican was getting elected in 2008. Yeshua bar Yehoseph could have run as a Republican and would have lost.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 10:57 PM (LBiAf)

John McCain could have been President that year. He was the only Republican who could have beaten Obama, because he had distanced himself from W sufficiently to bring independents around. Obama's Achilles Heel was his obvious inexperience. Sarah Palin shored up his right flank sufficiently to keep him close.

He blew it when his people Wallace and Schmidt sabotaged Palin with his blessing (because he couldn't bear admitting that he needed her help), and when he bone-headedly paused his campaign during the financial crisis. He placed his political future in the hands of Pelosi and Reid, and there was no way they were going to let that opportunity slip away from them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:02 PM (mdjgu)

486 Hold your ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:00 PM



Holdin' here, Boss! (Keep up the research and keep us advised!)

Posted by: Zettai at August 19, 2021 11:03 PM (OoD92)

487 Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:02 PM (mdjgu)
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I respect you analysis, especially with regards to sabotaging Palin, but it just wasn't a Republican year.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:05 PM (LBiAf)

488 My boss was pushing the vaxx on us last week. I told him he knew my position. He chuckled as if I were being silly. So, I repeated it out loud, in front of my coworkers. I will not go to hell for the Corps of Engineers.

I think he may be starting to take me seriously. Moron. And not in the good way.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 11:06 PM (SDdx5)

489 Sorry about your mom, MWW. People who have parents who live to ripe old ages even with pain from getting older or having bone breaks ,while still being mentally alert are very blessed, but not having her in your life sounds like it will be quite hard. I will pray for you and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:07 PM (ai5jE)

490 I respect you analysis, especially with regards to sabotaging Palin, but it just wasn't a Republican year.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:05 PM (LBiAf)

His campaign was like the official video of "Don't shit where you eat."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 11:07 PM (SDdx5)

491 Oounty ag will tesr your well It may taste good.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2021 11:07 PM (/plaZ)

492 Props to Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 19, 2021 11:08 PM (5Q0Iu)

493 487 Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:02 PM (mdjgu)
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I respect you analysis, especially with regards to sabotaging Palin, but it just wasn't a Republican year.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:05 PM (LBiAf)

As it turned out, it was for the best. If McCain had been POTUS, he would have made sure that the TEA Party stayed dead dead dead. We (ok, I), would still be consuming all the Soma the GOPe was serving, from that day to this one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:08 PM (mdjgu)

494 His campaign was like the official video of "Don't shit where you eat."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 19, 2021 11:07 PM (SDdx5)
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Pretty much. Pretty much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:08 PM (LBiAf)

495 that literally pisses me off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 10:36 PM (WmVfO)

LOL, Try to make it to the bathroom and don't tinkle on the floor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:09 PM (ai5jE)

496 As it turned out, it was for the best. If McCain had been POTUS, he would have made sure that the TEA Party stayed dead dead dead. We (ok, I), would still be consuming all the Soma the GOPe was serving, from that day to this one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:08 PM (mdjgu)
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As I said to a friend of mine a week after the election, "I'm really glad I don't have to try to defend McCain policies."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (LBiAf)

497 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

I told Haley Reinhart I loved her and got a hug. Sorry not sorry.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (9AWuc)

498
What's next, Sheedom instead of "freedom?"

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (RkmUs)

499 Save the well!

Lots of potential uses, pre and post SMOD

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (Jzz++)

500 McCain would have invaded a few more stans. Cuz why not?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (5Q0Iu)

501 I've seen guys who thought they were lineman try to work on 7200v and 12,470V out of manlift instead of a bucket truck with the proper PPE. That didn't work out favorably for them.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2021 11:12 PM (JTpIQ)

502 466 Irregardless, it's a mute point. For all intensive porpoises.
Posted by: Common Tater

Talk like that is spreading like wildflower.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2021 10:52 PM (mD/uy)

Clear communication is something most people take for granite.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 19, 2021 11:12 PM (vuisn)

503 He's a caricature of a southerner.
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This is about me n' Bill, ain't it?

Posted by: James Carville at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (WZ5i4)

504 As mad as I used to get with politics, and there have been some things, I don't think anything ever made me more incandescently angry than McCain's fake bullshit "fight with me" speech that was close to the election.

I wasn't even watching it. I'm sure it was being narrated here. I saw the clip afterward - what a POS shitstain lying motherfucker asshole scumbag.

"Fight with me". The motto of the incontinent traitorous GOPe, forevermore.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (9AWuc)

505 I told Haley Reinhart I loved her and got a hug. Sorry not sorry.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:10 PM (9AWuc)

Did not know who she is. So I used the information superhgihway

*fist bump*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

506 that you and I are simpatico.

I once freaked Treacher out on HA because I said something sarcastic and he was apparently the only one in the place that didn't get it. Had a mini meltdown like the one he had here a few years later. He insisted I was being serious.
Posted by: ... at



great minds and that

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (K3ZCc)

507 McCain would have invaded a few more stans. Cuz why not?

I could see McCain taking advantage of the fact we had people in Iraq and Afghanistan to do a squeeze play against Iran.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)

508 Ice cream Mandrake. Children's ice cream!
Posted by: Kindltot




nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 11:14 PM (K3ZCc)

509 I've seen guys who thought they were lineman try to work on 7200v and 12,470V out of manlift instead of a bucket truck with the proper PPE. That didn't work out favorably for them.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2021 11:12 PM (JTpIQ)
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Just how charred did they get?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:14 PM (LBiAf)

510 Megan Rapinoe is 36. She will either get some coaching position or become a well paid spokeswoman for some social justice or other lw cause. I think it would be appropriate for her become the head of Planned Parenthood. And really, it is not a surprise at her age to retire from sports. I don't really want to get into a whole debate about "kickball" but my BIL who was a professional soccer play played one of the positions where they had to run all the time. I think it's called something else now, but it used to be called a wing and he was retired by the time he was in his late 30's and he went to several different jobs afterwards and did well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:15 PM (ai5jE)

511 Who's the dude with the wig?

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 11:15 PM (+ya+t)

512 I could see McCain taking advantage of the fact we had people in Iraq and Afghanistan to do a squeeze play against Iran.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)
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That only works in bridge. This is reality.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:16 PM (LBiAf)

513 Saw Nick Searcy once. We made eye contact. He realized that I knew who he was. But I just did a 'sup nod. I've never been one to do the "Dude, you are may favorite!" kind of boo shit.

Well, except for maybe Alice Cooper and Tony Iommi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

I don't think I could have resisted making a comment to Mr Searcy about having "a Marshal stiffie"

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)

514 *fist bump*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

I can still feel them.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:16 PM (9AWuc)

515 That only works in bridge. This is reality.

This is McCain we're talking about. He liked invasions, as long as he didn't have to take part in them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

516 TNUC. Grand Funk from their live "Caught in the Act" album. Holy shit, these was some talented dudes. Nobody appreciates the bass player, but Mel Schacher is one of the best.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

517 >>>Just how charred did they get?

>One guy flew 25 feet thru the air and broke his back and another was blinded and permanently scarred life.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2021 11:19 PM (JTpIQ)

518 I can still feel them.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:16 PM (9AWuc)

*nods solemnly*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)

519 My escapism tonight consists of getting drunk and writing Amazon reviews of all the shit I've bought from them. I hate Amazon the way a junkie hates his fix.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

520 510 Megan Rapinoe is 36. She will either get some coaching position or become a well paid spokeswoman for some social justice or other lw cause. I think it would be appropriate for her become the head of Planned Parenthood. And really, it is not a surprise at her age to retire from sports.

SNIP

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:15 PM (ai5jE)

She had a stellar career in women's soccer, and her partner is Sue Bird, a legendary women's basketball player. If she had simply played the game and stayed out of politics, she could have been an iconic lesbian figure. She needlessly polarized at least half the country against her, and negatively impacted the lesbian movement for mainstream viewers.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:22 PM (mdjgu)

521 I hate Amazon the way a junkie hates his fix.

And in both cases they love your money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)

522 She had a stellar career in women's soccer, and her partner is Sue Bird, a legendary women's basketball player. If she had simply played the game and stayed out of politics, she could have been an iconic lesbian figure. She needlessly polarized at least half the country against her, and negatively impacted the lesbian movement for mainstream viewers.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:22 PM (mdjgu)
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Plus, as some Moron said here, she looks like a fifty year old man. A badly embalmed fifty year old man.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:23 PM (LBiAf)

523 Saw Nick Searcy once. We made eye contact. He realized that I knew who he was. But I just did a 'sup nod. I've never been one to do the "Dude, you are may favorite!" kind of boo shit.

Same. Saw Eddie Murphy making Boomerang in LA. I was on leave going up to my gf's apartment, he was sitting along on the steps outside reading a script. I figured EVERYONE pulls the OMG EDDIE! thing on him, so I just ignored him, he was working. But it was still cool. I had just led a light tank platoon across west Africa (Somalia), and now I'm bumping into Eddie Murphy. LOL.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:24 PM (49Exr)

524 What's next, Sheedom instead of "freedom?"
Posted by: Soothsayer

Are you mocking me? *grabs shenis*

Posted by: Justine Turdrow at August 19, 2021 11:24 PM (dnHUJ)

525 I don't think I could have resisted making a comment to Mr Searcy about having "a Marshal stiffie"
Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)

It crossed my mind. But I'm an awkward guy who walks the spectrum line, so just a polite nod.

But yeah, he was fucking awesome in Justified. the scene when he was chasing the old dude with the O2 tank to his small plane was so awesome. Great fucking show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)

526 "She needlessly polarized at least half the country against her, and negatively impacted the lesbian movement for mainstream viewers."

And women's soccer. Last thing it needed (since they suck)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:25 PM (49Exr)

527 510 Megan Rapinoe is 36. She will either get some coaching position or become a well paid spokeswoman for some social justice or other lw cause.

Megan and her wife, WNBA all-star, Sue Bird, are treated like royalty by the Seattle-area media. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest.
Sue has been in the WNBA, playing for the Seattle Storm for something like 17 years now. Before she hooked up with Rapinoe, she was a good interview and friendly to all. She still is like that, but has also adopted some of the militancy of Megan in some of her appearances.
As sour as Rapinoe is nearly every time in front of the camera, Bird is the opposite.
It's a big mystery to me why they hooked up, but then again, there are many couples who could be asked the same question, regardless of which side of the street they walk on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

528 She had a stellar career in women's soccer,


which is the same as saying somebody was the wrld recrd holder for grocery bagging.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 11:26 PM (K3ZCc)

529 oh yeah, it's Thursday.
Ginger Thursdays, thanks to kbdabear.
I really like Thursdays.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

530 Megan Rapinoe... If she had simply played the game and stayed out of politics, she could have been an iconic lesbian figure.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

So, a slip of the tongue and she was in deep shit...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2021 11:27 PM (dnHUJ)

531 I once freaked Treacher out on HA because -
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021

Damn that makes two drinks I owe you.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:28 PM (49Exr)

532 I could see McCain taking advantage of the fact we had people in Iraq and Afghanistan to do a squeeze play against Iran.

Well, to give the neocon devils their due, that was the plan, and it might actually have worked if McCain had been in office instead of Obama when the green revolution happened.

Now, I take a backseat to nobody in my disdain for those bastards, but imagine if they'd pulled it off. A world with a pro-western Iran anchoring the Middle East? Yes please.

The still probably would have screwed it up, but to me that sounds like a better world than the one we have.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 11:29 PM (chFFu)

533 red heads?

yeesh, how do you decide between pics of redheads and jihadi goat fuckrs?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 19, 2021 11:29 PM (K3ZCc)

534 "Only one showed up to block the bill - Ted Cruz."

Texas should reelect Cruz for this act alone. Not kidding. The GOPe really doesn't want to be saved, but Cruz at least appears to want to save the GOP.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 19, 2021 11:30 PM (aXxgO)

535 Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 19, 2021 11:27 PM (dnHUJ)

That ain't right, DLV.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:30 PM (mdjgu)

536 Hey, Dave. Thanks for yet another great ONT!

Having a well is a blessing, indeed! I have a similar deal: city water for household, and use the well for all that stuff that tends to run up the water bill...watering the yard & garden, washing cars, siding, etc.

For SHTF, you might look into a solar generator to run the pump, alternating use between the well and other (small?)appliances.

I bought one, but haven't yet unboxed it, so can't speak to whether or how well it will perform in real life. I understand that actual math is required to calculate how much juice to allot for specific applications so I'm probably screwed there. But for smart folks like you, might be worth considering.

Posted by: EyeTest at August 19, 2021 11:30 PM (FkbB3)

537 Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 11:29 PM (chFFu)
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Wey-ull, IMO McCain would have screwed things up. But he wouldn't have broken the country doing it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:30 PM (LBiAf)

538 Damn that makes two drinks I owe you.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:28 PM (49Exr)

Heh heh.

Up to that point I had zero idea he was an insane crazy person.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:31 PM (9AWuc)

539 Well, to give the neocon devils their due, that was the plan, and it might actually have worked if McCain had been in office instead of Obama when the green revolution happened.

Now, I take a backseat to nobody in my disdain for those bastards, but imagine if they'd pulled it off. A world with a pro-western Iran anchoring the Middle East? Yes please.

The still probably would have screwed it up, but to me that sounds like a better world than the one we have.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 11:29 PM (chFFu)

I was all onboard that plan way back when. All the players in the Mid East were frozen in their positions, and something needed to shake the table. I thought the original plan with Chalabi was a good one, actually.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:32 PM (mdjgu)

540 glug!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 19, 2021 11:33 PM (0kkuk)

541 Captain Obvious: "Wey-ull, IMO McCain would have screwed things up. But he wouldn't have broken the country doing it."

Oh, he would've. He just would've found a different occasion.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 19, 2021 11:34 PM (aXxgO)

542 I realize some people here like to talk repeatedly about kickball and you need to have no athletic ability to play it and teens beat a womans team (and I'm not interested in soccer except that my BIL played it) but the fact is, it does require athletic ability and millions of people around the world appreciate the game and pay attention to it including people in the US. Megan Rapinoe has brought negative attention to herself because she was more interested in talking about the failures of the US and her social justice causes than her sport. She has a unpleasant personality and if her partner the basketball player is more genuinely liked maybe it's an example of opposites attracting. Two lesbians I know did a lot of sports while in college. One still does something with kids sports. They are both pleasant people and are not acidic and anti American

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (ai5jE)

543
I was checking out Robert Malone's Twatter (put that on your daily reading list), and he linked to this analysis of possible vaccine mortality risk:

https://tinyurl.com/hzpuy43u

Long analysis and read. Again, Substack is one of the few places this kind of thing can be published now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)

544 I am not always up to speed with politics because, well, politics. It's confusing and exhausting. But serious respect for Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)

545 "Up to that point I had zero idea he was an insane crazy person"

Yah I had a similar epiphany with Althouse, Mirengoff and Hoyt. You would think I'd learn to not pedestal people by now.

Then again, I started my blog life over on Captains Quarters with Ed Morrisey. Back when the internet was virginal (I was born on Usenet so...). He was a good egg back then.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

546 I get the distinct sense with Slappyhoe it's not actually (literally) political - that it's just a moneymaking operation.

I know we're talking a fine line here and also more importantly who cares, but it strikes me that she decided as a no-name from a useless sport that she wanted to be a Kaeperdick, get famous and score some deals.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (9AWuc)

547 Captain Obvious: "Wey-ull, IMO McCain would have screwed things up. But he wouldn't have broken the country doing it."

Oh, he would've. He just would've found a different occasion.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 19, 2021 11:34 PM (aXxgO)
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That was my assessment at the time. Was I wrong about Obama?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (LBiAf)

548 I've seen guys who thought they were lineman try to work on 7200v and 12,470V out of manlift instead of a bucket truck with the proper PPE. That didn't work out favorably for them.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 19, 2021 11:12 PM (JTpIQ)

Good God.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (e60v3)

549
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and only a few of the left will live through it.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (KATBx)

550 And in both cases they love your money.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Cela va sans dire.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

551 And if she looks older than she is she either spent too much time in the sun without sunscreen or her inner bitterness has come out in her face or both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:37 PM (ai5jE)

552 She has a unpleasant personality and if her partner the basketball player is more genuinely liked maybe it's an example of opposites attracting. Two lesbians I know did a lot of sports while in college. One still does something with kids sports. They are both pleasant people and are not acidic and anti American
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (ai5jE)

That's the shame about Rapinoe. Can you name any other country that would, or could, elevate a lesbian couple like Rapinoe and Bird? That alone should have been enough to be proud to play for the USA. It's idiotic that neither her nor her media team could have seen that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:38 PM (mdjgu)

553 Ted Cruz saved America!
Pfft!
Remember when McCain and Romney(IIRC) were having lunch with Obama while Rand Paul filibustered the bill Obama wanted so he could kill Americans on American soil without due process?
You know that "I have a pen and telephone" statement...there was more to that than naming a post office.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 19, 2021 11:38 PM (1XaiG)

554 Megan Rapinoe... If she had simply played the game and stayed out of politics, she could have been an iconic lesbian figure.
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Communist game but who cares what she eats?

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 11:38 PM (+ya+t)

555 And if she looks older than she is she either spent too much time in the sun without sunscreen or her inner bitterness has come out in her face or both.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:37 PM (ai5jE)
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To quote Alexi Panshin, you can't help the face you have, but you can help the expression you have on it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:39 PM (LBiAf)

556
Malone is discussing the idea of the "noble lie". The US govt. does a lot of that. A bunch of experts think they know best, and that the general public is a bunch of idiots, so they have to be treated like children. We tell them lies, cover up the truth, because they can't make the right decisions. We will make the decision for them, and tell them sweet lies.

It's exactly how you would treat a child related to a complex medical decision. Suppose a child has some serious disease, one which he could die from, or be severely messed up for life.

There are treatments available, some risky, etc. A complex risk vs benefit analysis will have to be done. The child is not capable of doing that himself.

So, you the parent have to make that decision. When you do, you're going to tell him little "noble lies". We're gonna make you better. You're not gonna tell him that what you're doing has a certain risk of doing this bad thing or another, but you've decided the benefits outweigh the risks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)

557 "I realize some people here like to talk repeatedly about kickball and you need to have no athletic ability to play it and teens beat a womans team (and I'm not interested in soccer except that my BIL played it) but the fact is - "

Yah, and playing the boy's team really IS like a pre-season football matchup: winning is not the priority, retooling your team is. Trying out new attacks, experimenting with different people in different roles, giving the 2nd stringers some clutch play time, etc.

I think the expressions of hatred come from the fact that we can't directly punish Rapinoe for running her mouth, so we take it out on what we can reach.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (49Exr)

558 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

Oh boy now I'm wondering if we ever ran into each other on Usenet. It's possible.

Ashamed to say I liked Morrissey at one time too.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (9AWuc)

559 549
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and only a few of the left will live through it.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (KATBx)


I sometimes wonder how the world would have turned out differently if Fred Thompson had beat Bush 2.0 in the primary.

Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (UewuT)

560 Thanks all for the banter and wisdom.

I'm checking out for the evening.

Take care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (sy5kK)

561 I'm not surprised that's Japanese. You've got a couple of working stiffs (probably named Mario and Ruigiu) loading gigantic fireworks into a mortar tube that looks suspiciously like those pipes in Super Mario Bros. I bet if that camera panned out, you'd see one of those dudes leaping over those mortars from a staircase, and grabbing at a flag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (rZA2o)

562 I'm out. Not sure if I'll be around tomorrow night.

Aw, dry your eyes. I'll likely be doing insomnia postings in Montana soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at August 19, 2021 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)

563 Good night, all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 19, 2021 11:44 PM (LBiAf)

564 Can you name any other country that would, or could, elevate a lesbian couple like Rapinoe and Bird? That alone should have been enough to be proud to play for the USA. It's idiotic that neither her nor her media team could have seen that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2021 11:38 PM (mdjgu)

They say a lot of bullies have been drawn into Wokedom, not because they care about PCBS, but because it gives them the chance to unleash their Karen.

Likewise, I wonder how much of Rapinoe's lesbianism is about attention whoring vice sexual preference. I bet if she had to choose between being famous and being gay, she's be famous and straight.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:44 PM (49Exr)

565 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and only a few of the left will live through it.

Oh, I don't think so. The whole thing might burn down, but I doubt they'll be the ones inheriting the ashes. Their skillet does not lend itself to burning times. Afterwards Stalin types might rule, but they won't have any truck with our current leftists types, no siree Bob.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 11:45 PM (chFFu)

566 Malone is discussing the idea of the "noble lie". The US govt. does a lot of that. A bunch of experts think they know best, and that the general public is a bunch of idiots, so they have to be treated like children. We tell them lies, cover up the truth, because they can't make the right decisions. We will make the decision for them, and tell them sweet lies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)

But it's fair to wonder how noble it all is since they also tell every other kind of lie. With doctors you have people who are forced to tell many uncomfortable truths in between lies. With politicians and experts, they are rarely required by anyone to tell the absolute truth. They are instructed (or decide) to speak to a greater narrative and if the truth pops in it's probably a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:46 PM (9AWuc)

567 Isn't the current Cruz the Mirror Universe version? He seems to be better than usta.

Posted by: klaftern at August 19, 2021 11:46 PM (r4sI4)

568 "Oh boy now I'm wondering if we ever ran into each other on Usenet. It's possible."

LOL

alt.austin
alt.dallas
alt.utd.dallas

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:46 PM (49Exr)

569 That wouldn't surprise me. I'm from the South, and a lot of Southern gays did it more to get back at their parents and society than any notion of love or attraction. Consequently the Southern gay culture is/was rather...volatile...compared to places like San Francisco, where it was more of a libertine sort of deal.

Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 11:47 PM (UewuT)

570 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and only a few of the left will live through it.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:36 PM (KATBx)

+1 ping

Posted by: Vasily at August 19, 2021 11:47 PM (4I/2K)

571 But I love Butte. It's the coolest, weirdest town ever. But yeah, I was yuge Evel Knievel fan.

Butte "died" many times during my growing up years. I remember the miners' strikes and the shut downs and the Pit slowly eating away many of the landmarks. But the town still survives and has some of the most intriguing neighborhoods in the country. Beats the heck out of the monotonous suburbs in western Washington.

Hope everything is okay with your parents. I will say a prayer for them - and for you too.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at August 19, 2021 11:48 PM (K0Sk0)

572 Captain Obvious: "That was my assessment at the time. Was I wrong about Obama?"

If you mean about him being pretty much the guaranteed winner that season? Yeah, I think so. I had hopes McCain would win (well, that Palin would win and McCain would drop dead immediately) but as election approached, my hopes sank. But POC Jesus was pretty much inevitable and I understood it at the time. Didn't like it, knew disaster was coming, but understood. (It was Obama's reelection that told me we're really not seriously serious as a country anymore.)

We were destined to embrace the suck either way, more so than in a lot of previous binary elections.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at August 19, 2021 11:48 PM (aXxgO)

573 It's just the start of the road that leads to total control of you via the banks. Express verbotten political opinions? No banking for you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

Can anyone tell me if banking with USAA is "safe"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 19, 2021 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

574 *skill set

Posted by: Weirddave at August 19, 2021 11:49 PM (chFFu)

575
Need a laugh?
Sly Stallone does a "Pick Me Up" for the Afghan army:

https://youtu.be/d-n_t9s5Jpg?t=348

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 19, 2021 11:49 PM (RkmUs)

576 I clearly missed something. What did Sarah Hoyt do?

Posted by: parsimony at August 19, 2021 11:50 PM (X1xq4)

577 Beautiful pictures of light and landscape

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Good night, everyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:51 PM (ai5jE)

578 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:46 PM (49Exr)

Ok, definitely not my scene! Mostly video games and sports. And some comedy which is where (in a previous story) The Chris Rock Show lifted a couple of my bits.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:51 PM (9AWuc)

579 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (49Exr)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2021 11:52 PM (ai5jE)

580 ..Then again, I started my blog life over on Captains Quarters with Ed Morrisey. Back when the internet was virginal (I was born on Usenet so...). He was a good egg back then. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

I'd read some Hoyt on via links from KimDuToit's estimable site. Read some good bits, but soon came to understand that the Firehose of Words was borne from an overstimulated (but talented!) mind. In that I'm too literal a sort to grok the "fantasy" genres, I don't take well to hardcore SF or JRR Tolkien, etc. And her "worlds" were on the outer peripheries of such, and I just clicked off the screen, leaving her to others to read.

I'd dread a cross country car trip with her. It. Would. Never. SHUT. UP!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2021 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

581 "Malone is discussing the idea of the "noble lie". The US govt. does a lot of that"

Sometimes I feel like they are playing at a deeper level than us. I was listening to an AM talk radio guy mocking Biden's "that was 4-5 days ago!" line.

Our guy was arguing that it was only 2, ie. falling for the "we've already established that. Now we're just haggling over the price".

So instead of arguing that it makes no difference, we're arguing that the length of time passed DOES matter. SMH.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:53 PM (49Exr)

582 Can anyone tell me if banking with USAA is "safe"?
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I have insurance with them. Absolute best customer service of any company I have ever dealt with. Call them up.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 11:54 PM (+ya+t)

583 I remember hearing a lot of Fred Thompson fans talking so I turned on Greta to hear him interviewed via satellite one night and holy shit did he put me to sleep within 30 seconds.

I mean he was a nice guy, great in Die Hard 2, but I immediately knew no matter how much sense he spoke, he wasn't it. Guy was better than propofol.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:54 PM (9AWuc)

584 I'm curious about the well thing myself. I have one here, but I'm also on city water. Probably hasn't been used in 5 years. I hear all the same shit, use it to water the grass or wash cars. Its a deep well, over 100 feet, 175 if i heard the last owner right. No way will I give up the city water because the wells in these parts are a pain in the frigging ass with the salt and shit you need to use.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2021 11:54 PM (VwHCD)

585 I still remember the day Obama won. No, I don't mean the election day, or the inauguration or whatever. It was a press conference I saw on TV at an airport in late 2007, and they were giving him that very particular, vaguely regal sort of deference to authority that sitting presidents typically get.

It was clear that the media had chosen. He was their boi, and they'd go to any length to build the Obama story that they had charted.

Posted by: CppThis at August 19, 2021 11:55 PM (UewuT)

586

Something to ponder again if the current mess is causing despair.

If you take a look back through our 245 year history you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues and situations even more serious than this one. Somehow we seem to find the right man or make the correct decisions and win out. There is an unbroken record in play, and I have absolute faith the outcome of this business will favor us once again.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:56 PM (KATBx)

587 580 ..Then again, I started my blog life over on Captains Quarters with Ed Morrisey. Back when the internet was virginal (I was born on Usenet so...). He was a good egg back then. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

so did I! Well actually I started on Usenet, but that was a lifetime ago. Anyway, I can't believe that the soi-boi scrunt writing at HA under the Ed Morrisey name is the same person who wrote Captain's Quarters. Can't be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 11:57 PM (WmVfO)

588 Well, time for me to turn in. Night, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2021 11:57 PM (d2Siq)

589 "I'd read some Hoyt - "

I was looking forward to jumping back into Sci-Fi with Darkship Thieves, as I've heard it's really good. But now I wouldn't be able to enjoy it. For the same reason that I can't immerse into Captain Marvel without Brie Larson's "this movie wasn't made for you!" rant pulling me out of the moment. Have a similar problem with Correia and his Monster Hunters series now.

But that's more my problem than theirs. And I think they'll be just fine without my money LOL.

I'm more of a Herbert guy anyway.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:58 PM (49Exr)

590 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:53 PM (49Exr)

Yeah I hate how everything seems planned and purposeful and conspiracy when stupidity etc should explain things just fine, but it feels like hypnosis to me.

Like the way an attorney might "slip" and say something inappropriate in front of the jury. That toothpaste doesn't go back in the tube no matter how many times they are told to forget it.

And so now we've heard "4 to 5 days ago" so many times in relation to "the thing", the emotional heat of "the thing" has magically evaporated. And soon it really will be "4 to 5 days ago"...

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:59 PM (9AWuc)

591 So instead of arguing that it makes no difference, we're arguing that the length of time passed DOES matter. SMH.

Posted by: Hoyt's

Bingo. Takes the focus off the horror of people falling to their deaths from the wing of an airplane to escape that even-more- hellish shithole.

I love mocking these clowns as much as the next guy, but they're actually evil and need to be called out on their bullshit and dealt with more seriously.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 20, 2021 12:00 AM (qbVZK)

592 so did I! Well actually I started on Usenet, but that was a lifetime ago. Anyway, I can't believe that the soi-boi scrunt writing at HA under the Ed Morrisey name is the same person who wrote Captain's Quarters. Can't be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2021 11:57 PM (WmVfO)

Hah. What a crazy world we live in.

If I went back in time to CQ to tell myself I would become a Donald Trump loyalist, I would have shot myself. Twice

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:01 AM (49Exr)

593 Then I have to put up dilly beans...

Already did the smoked salmon. That's mostly done by the end of July.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Dilly beans are tomorrows task. Have to pick in the morning. Have about 25 lbs waiting in the pantry room fridge.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (FrjjO)

594 Sarah Hoyt joined us at our last Morondezvous. She was perfectly pleasant in person and interesting to talk to.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (a20qm)

595 I once did the "whatsup nod" with Leslie Nielsen. I went to see one of the Naked Guns in MKE in a theater, and after the lights went out for some reason I looked behind me and there he was a few rows bsck. He saw me looking and looked worried for a moment but when I nodded he smiled and nodded back. He was gone when the movie was over. Remember, the Zuckers were from MKE so he might have been there to meet with them or something

Posted by: azjaeger at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (3/XaG)

596 Ok so Sarah Hoyt's got you steamed about something. Is this related to your nic?

Posted by: parsimony at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (X1xq4)

597 Something to ponder again if the current mess is causing despair.

If you take a look back through our 245 year history you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues and situations even more serious than this one. Somehow we seem to find the right man or make the correct decisions and win out. There is an unbroken record in play, and I have absolute faith the outcome of this business will favor us once again.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:56 PM (KATBx)

Pretty much my attitude, although seeing rows of guillotines running like sewing machines in a chinese sweat shop would lighten the mood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 12:03 AM (VwHCD)

598 And so now we've heard "4 to 5 days ago" so many times in relation to "the thing", the emotional heat of "the thing" has magically evaporated. And soon it really will be "4 to 5 days ago"...
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:59 PM (9AWuc)

YES!

And when the dust clears, we find ourselves wondering if they meant for that to happen. Like a Mark wondering this was all a set up...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:03 AM (49Exr)

599 Ok so Sarah Hoyt's got you steamed about something. Is this related to your nic?

Posted by: parsimony at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (X1xq4)

'Niagara Falls................"

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:04 AM (9AWuc)

600 I have insurance with them. Absolute best customer service of any company I have ever dealt with. Call them up.

Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2021 11:54 PM (+ya+t)

I agree that USAA is 10 out of 10 - I have my auto and supplemental Medicare insurance with them. Plus a 6.99% credit card. I just want to know if there's ANY woke b.s. to be expected in the future. Since BBT has been taken over, I can't trust them in the future. That's a shame, because up until now, I've been very happy for 15 years.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)

601 Sarah Hoyt joined us at our last Morondezvous. She was perfectly pleasant in person and interesting to talk to.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (a20qm)

I'm sure she's a lovely person

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:06 AM (49Exr)

602
Part 2 of that vaccine-induced mortality analysis:

https://tinyurl.com/ak66eucw

This is a long slog, but well worth it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

603 594 Sarah Hoyt joined us at our last Morondezvous. She was perfectly pleasant in person and interesting to talk to.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:02 AM (a20qm)

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Yow.

Sounds kind of like the description of a blind date you get from your elderly aunt who has no clue about what you are looking for in a female.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:08 AM (VxC1e)

604 If you take a look back through our 245 year history you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues and situations even more serious than this one. Somehow we seem to find the right man or make the correct decisions and win out. There is an unbroken record in play, and I have absolute faith the outcome of this business will favor us once again.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2021 11:56 PM (KATBx)

I hope you are right, but that sounds like Hot Hand Fallacy to me:

https://tinyurl.com/ns4pt6b7

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:08 AM (49Exr)

605 Something to ponder again if the current mess is causing despair.

Nil desperandum ne desponderis ne dedideris. They underestimate our resolve IG.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 12:10 AM (FrjjO)

606 Publius, thank you for monitoring the Covid news for us and sharing what you find. I've learned a lot from your links.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:10 AM (a20qm)

607 ..I'm sure she's a lovely person. Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:06 AM (49Exr)

I'm certain that she is, in person. On screen though, the term "tl/dr" was invented for her output. Even her most insightful, punchiest political screeds would benefit by about 50% less paragraphical weight. Bless her Hubby though. She's probably worn out two or three My Pillows via "pillow talk", alone. (yeah, I'm being mean and shouldn't presume, but I'm also pinata-ing a word-rich target zone, here!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2021 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

608 Sounds kind of like the description of a blind date you get from your elderly aunt who has no clue about what you are looking for in a female.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:08 AM (VxC1e


Did my comment sound catty? Because I meant it as a compliment.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:11 AM (a20qm)

609 Publius, thank you for monitoring the Covid news for us and sharing what you find. I've learned a lot from your links.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:10 AM (a20qm)

Same. A week ago I didn't know ADE existed or why we should be concerned. Now I'm explaining it to others.

Thank you (hat tip)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:12 AM (49Exr)

610 Did my comment sound catty? Because I meant it as a compliment.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:11 AM (a20qm)

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Sometimes the truth bleeds through despite the very best of intentions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:12 AM (VxC1e)

611 Sometimes the truth bleeds through despite the very best of intentions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 12:12 AM (VxC1e)


Well it's true that I enjoyed getting to know her.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 12:14 AM (a20qm)

612 Hoyt, I KNOW I'm right. We live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people governed by the most unique political system in history. Fealty to this system and the bedrock of our country--then Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence has allowed this nation to flourish to this point.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2021 12:20 AM (KATBx)

613 "Rapin' ho might call it quits"

Yes! Do it! Down the road, not across the street!

"Polarizing U.S. women's soccer captain Megan Rapinoe said Tuesday that she might not return to the field"

Oh. "Might not return to the field." Never mind.

F--- Subway.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2021 12:20 AM (EughT)

614 Hi Horde, Just got here, skimmed a few comments, mindful webworker, condolences on the loss of your Mom, I hope that you have many fond memories to ease the pain. No matter how down I get about things sometimes I know that things could be much worse, I could be a woman in Afghanistan, so I'll just count my blessings tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2021 12:21 AM (a4EWo)

615 "man pulls out too quick and makes huge mess"

Senile pedophile sticks dick in light socket looking for ice cream.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2021 12:23 AM (ynpvh)

616 Bingo. Takes the focus off the horror of people falling to their deaths from the wing of an airplane to escape that even-more- hellish shithole.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 20, 2021 12:00 AM

That hit me hard today. People are literally dying to escape the Taliban and come to America. That deserves so much more.

Dismissing it so casually is a marker of something. Like finding a poisoned rat in the grain silo. I keep coming back to this scene in Chernobyl where the scientist can't believe this is how things work now:

https://tinyurl.com/erz8tyn6

"Is this really the way it all works? An uninformed arbitrary decision that will cost who knows how many lives, made by some Party apparatchik?"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:25 AM (49Exr)

617 F--- Subway.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2021 12:20 AM (EughT)

Interesting article you may have missed - Subway owners pleading with Corporate to pull her ads because they are killing business.

https://tinyurl.com/z2n2y9ny

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:27 AM (49Exr)

618
I never ever use the words "president" and b***n in the same sentence.

But I'm thinking of calling him "acting president b***n" from now on, or just the "acting president."

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:27 AM (RkmUs)

619 I never ever use the words "president" and b***n in the same sentence.

But I'm thinking of calling him "acting president b***n" from now on, or just the "acting president."

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:27 AM (RkmUs)

I just call him "that fucking retard biden"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 12:28 AM (VwHCD)

620 My wife and I are missionaries in Arequipa, Peru. We are raising funds to support several underpriveleged girls get a university/college/vocational education. We try to give a used laptop to the girls who most need them for their studies, so if we can make any arrangement with you to get something sent here, that would be great.
You can check out the website and look under the ARISE ministry. You'll find an email there, or just leave a comment.

Posted by: shargrove at August 20, 2021 12:28 AM (0faOI)

621 ..I never ever use the words "president" and b***n in the same sentence. But I'm thinking of calling him "acting president b***n" from now on, or just the "acting president." Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:27 AM (RkmUs)


"President Asterisk" does have a certain panache' to the self-explanatory description, non?

*disdainful gallic sniff*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

622 One more workday this week, but I gotta show up. At least I get to shut down a couple of unused systems in the morning.


Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)

623 Berserker, I always appreciate the lack of ambiguity in your comments.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2021 12:33 AM (a4EWo)

624 "President Asterisk" does have a certain panache' to the self-explanatory description, non?
Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

Democrat Underground used that on Bush because of Florida 2000, back when disagreeing with election results wasn't an act of domestic terrorism.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:33 AM (49Exr)

625 Tis time.

This struggle we are in is simply a continuation of prior effort by those who came before. It is the continuation of that effort to preserve our heritage each generation undergoes. This is our contribution.


We will prevail, because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure. Never forget that.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2021 12:36 AM (KATBx)

626 >> Thank you (hat tip)

You're welcome to all. Just keep looking for the good sources of information.

That includes Denninger's forum, Berenson (and his substack, 'cause he ain't gonna last on Twatter too much longer), Robert Malone, and of course Vanden Bossche.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

627 Interesting article you may have missed - Subway owners pleading with Corporate to pull her ads because they are killing business.

https://tinyurl.com/z2n2y9ny
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:27 AM


One of the downsides of being a franchisee. I feel some sympathy for them. If they get the idiot responsible to resign I might consider patronizing them again.

I have a golf trip to Wisconsin in mid-September. We usually hit a Subway a couple of times on the trip because it's the closest place that's open. I'm already planning on bringing up my own lunchmeat and rolls. They will not get another dime from me. I'd rather go hungry.

(And when I was working from the office, I went to Subway was usually 3 or 4 times a month for lunch)

Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2021 12:38 AM (EughT)

628
Part 3 of that vaccine mortality analysis:

https://tinyurl.com/bsrtmk6m

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 12:40 AM (Mzdiz)

629
Posted by: Iqbal at August 20, 2021 12:35 AM (LnUal)

This cocksucker lives in a shithole country, locked in his hovel, wearing a dirty rag over his face. Ironic, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:40 AM (RkmUs)

630 After something like 500 days of pandemic I escaped all that and went to the Fox theater in Tucson where I spent two glorious hours with the Mavericks and about 1,500 of my newest closest friends. There we danced The night away and and knew everything would be fine as long as there was loving tonight. There was, there was. We jumped and danced to something profound , music, American music, to the down beat, the up beat, the offbeat, the back beat that pulsed wild. Right there is all the proof you will ever need about the goodness of us. Poder Vivir. Again fully. Indeed.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 12:40 AM (pLXk7)

631 Berserker, I always appreciate the lack of ambiguity in your comments.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2021 12:33 AM (a4EWo)

Probably a jersey thing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 12:41 AM (VwHCD)

632 Hoyt, I have not seen an answer to your problem at 475. What was your solution?

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at August 20, 2021 12:42 AM (SmFPm)

633 "Poder Vivir"

LOL I thought that was Latin so I googled. Here ya go:

https://tinyurl.com/wp5duy

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:42 AM (49Exr)

634 This cocksucker lives in a shithole country, locked in his hovel, wearing a dirty rag over his face. Ironic, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:40 AM (RkmUs)

Eh, go easy on him, he was talking about the democrats.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

635 634 "Poder Vivir"

I speak enough Spanish to order food off the menu. This phrase baffled me so I asked that Hispanic men standing in front of me that had a grey goatee and a bald head. He was way cool.

To live. How appropriate. How perfect. Unless he was lying his ass off to a gringo.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 12:45 AM (pLXk7)

636 Hoyt, I have not seen an answer to your problem at 475. What was your solution?
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at August 20, 2021 12:42 AM (SmFPm)

Repost of 475:

We had one like that when I was working at Macy's. Big sale day an all the registers go down. We can't figure out what went wrong. Losing thousands of dollars per minute. I go to the server room (I know NOTHING about them) to find a repairman on a ladder fixing something in the ceiling, completely unrelated, like a fan.

The spirit of Hercule Poirot possessed me and I figured it out, but I'll pause here in case any of you can guess what had happened...

...a small screwdriver had slipped from his toolbelt and made a 1 in a million shot on the way down to the floor, clipping the switch to the server and turning it off.

Unbelievable bad luck for us.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:46 AM (49Exr)

637 Poor contractor felt awful. I didn't tell the GM.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:48 AM (49Exr)

638 'Night Horde, I've got a lot of stuff to do in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2021 12:59 AM (a4EWo)

639 That well could serve as a heat source/sink for a heat pump. It would cool it in aircon mode and heat it for heating mode. Doesn't take much water but I don't know your ambient temperatures.

Like a ground source heat pump but you won't have to dig up your yard. Dump the water overboard to the city's sanitary sewer or to the storm drains.

Posted by: Joseph Somsel at August 20, 2021 01:06 AM (4V3Ds)

640 618
I never ever use the words "president" and b***n in the same sentence.

But I'm thinking of calling him "acting president b***n" from now on, or just the "acting president."


I tend to use "president select".

Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2021 01:15 AM (GtpEB)

641 620, I'll do that. Would I need to replace the HD for it to be useful, or can you handle that?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 20, 2021 01:17 AM (GtpEB)

642 ...saw Dewey Bunnell and that other dude walking along the road...

Chewin' on a piece of grass I betcha. How long did he stay, Joe?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 01:22 AM (D1bJZ)

643 Weird Dave,

It is difficult, time consuming, expensive and potentially illegal to put in a well in a place with municipal water service. At least in my experience with more regulated towns. Better to keep it alive than abandon what may be very helpful for irrigation in a normal time, or a life saving source of water in SHTF. Should not be difficult to develop the well now on the down low and use t from time to time.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 20, 2021 01:25 AM (Jzz++)

644 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 19, 2021 11:35 PM (49Exr)

Oh boy now I'm wondering if we ever ran into each other on Usenet. It's possible.

Ashamed to say I liked Morrissey at one time too.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2021 11:40 PM (9AWuc)
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i used this same nick on Usenet... sci.mil.naval us.mil.army and alt.drunken.bastards, mostly (if i member the froup names correctly)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 01:27 AM (0kkuk)

645 In most towns hooking up to municipal water source requires the abandonment of the original well. Somehow that final piece can be overlooked.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 20, 2021 01:28 AM (Jzz++)

646 i used this same nick on Usenet... sci.mil.naval us.mil.army and alt.drunken.bastards, mostly (if i member the froup names correctly)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 01:27 AM (0kkuk)

Was it the Wild Wild West for you too?

(although I hear that term is myth, the West was tame)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:33 AM (49Exr)

647 I've read that, they seem to really have a hard on about that. Why? I mean, so long as you're hooked up to the city, why do they care? It would be fun to build a house in town, without hooking up to electricity or water. "No, really, we're fine." (It's not allowed)

I wish (sometimes) I could go back in time knowing what I know now. Just to fook with 'em. Looking at the old plat, I'm pretty sure there is an abandoned well on my property.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 01:34 AM (D1bJZ)

648 Somehow that final piece can be overlooked.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 20, 2021 01:28 AM (Jzz++)

"Hey! Mr Inspector! I think you dropped these $100 bills."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:34 AM (49Exr)

649 Posted by: Iqbal at August 20, 2021 12:35 AM (LnUal)
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LOL

w/o me, your "father" never would have had to pay child support to the whore that whelped you.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 01:37 AM (0kkuk)

650 Was it the Wild Wild West for you too?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:33 AM (49Exr)
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it was pretty Fing awesome... flonk, flonk, flonk!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 01:38 AM (0kkuk)

651 From PJ Media

Biden has taken public appearances off his schedule without explanation. Reports indicate he has left Washington for his home state of Delaware, or soon will.

This leaves me thinking they are taking him to a place where he's off camera and can be pumped full of drugs. Or fed sardines as part of his advanced seal training.

He has one skill left from 50 years of spewing bullshit. More bullshit when he's asked a question but now that brain only supports the village idiot pulling down his pants.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 01:42 AM (pLXk7)

652 Hey! Mr Inspector! I think you dropped these $100 bills."
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:34 AM (49Exr)

In my experience it's more about lack of attention than graft. When the lot is redeveloped prior to hooking up to the municipal utilities is typically when you change inspectors. I.e. one guy does grading and streets. Another does houses. It's easily overlooked if your civil engineer doesn't follow up.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 20, 2021 01:42 AM (Jzz++)

653 Bar backs are drunks Christian soldiers.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 01:45 AM (pLXk7)

654 "Biden has taken public appearances off his schedule without explanation. Reports indicate he has left Washington for his home state of Delaware, or soon will."

Speculation over last 2 days has them pumping him up with all kinds of anti-dementia(?) cocktails. Are there any visible side effects (like skin turning yellow, etc.) that they wouldn't be able to hide?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:53 AM (49Exr)

655 the one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside...

even John Lennon occasionally had an insight.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:02 AM (0kkuk)

656 I'm thinking Sundowner isn't going to be around much longer, 1 year more tops.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:02 AM (znIQ9)

657 so, when is the IT thread coming along?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:02 AM (0kkuk)

658 I'm thinking Sundowner isn't going to be around much longer, 1 year more tops.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:02 AM (znIQ9)
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and the odds for our country, as we know it?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:03 AM (0kkuk)

659 https://libertyunyielding.com/2021/08/19/
biden-calls-a-lid-indefinitely/

Tech thread has been showing up at 5, but is subject to appearance without notice.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:07 AM (znIQ9)

660 ZH: 2 Para (British Airborne Bn) running patrols into Kabul to rescue whomever they can. US Brass having a shitfit.

US grunts want to join, but the Zeros order them not to.

where's an M-26 complaint form when you need one?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:09 AM (0kkuk)

661 I'm thinking Sundowner isn't going to be around much longer, 1 year more tops.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:02 AM (znIQ9)

I've got Hunter following within 3 months of that at 3-1 odds. Loose ends. "Heroin overdose to back of head, apparent suicide"

and the odds for our country, as we know it?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:03 AM (0kkuk)

The House is only giving odds on the Restoration now.

Texas Our Texas
https://tinyurl.com/2ts4297h

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:09 AM (49Exr)

662 Saw a comment somewhere Ho might still be better than a mush brain idiot.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:09 AM (znIQ9)

663 "US grunts want to join, but the Zeros order them not to."

I think they made a deal with Taliban to rescue Brits, on condition that they not share it with us.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:10 AM (49Exr)

664 i'd be borderline into mutiny territory, where i there...

of course, the resultant court martial would be a farce and a coverup.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:11 AM (0kkuk)

665 !

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:11 AM (0kkuk)

666 Maybe the LIVs are waking up?

A month ago in the RCP average Biden was 52.4 approve, 42.8 disapprove.

Today it is 48.6 approve, 48.2 disapprove. Mother fucker i almost under water.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 02:13 AM (GQ5VU)

667 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2021 02:14 AM (QFVV9)

668 https://tinyurl.com/3hn52k6n
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:17 AM (znIQ9)

669 Glenn Greenwald:
"Of all people to believe themselves intellectually superior to anyone, Jonah Goldberg -- the living, breathing embodiment of nepotistic mediocrity, dense banality, and unearned privilege -- should be last on the list"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:25 AM (49Exr)

670 oh sorry, meant to add that's from Skip's list, good stuff there

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:26 AM (49Exr)

671 Been up over a hour, might as well get coffee on.
I can start work whenever I get there today.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:36 AM (znIQ9)

672 oh sorry, meant to add that's from Skip's list, good stuff there

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:26 AM (49Exr)
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not to be confused with Skippy's list of 213 things he's not allowed to do in the US Army....

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:40 AM (0kkuk)

673 Happy middle- of- the- night, horde!

What fresh hell...... er.... What's up?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 02:43 AM (dB4Iz)

674 What's up?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 02:43 AM (dB4Iz)
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everything but morale...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:46 AM (0kkuk)

675 Anyone here?

Talking about 25th, but I don't thinks so. Dems will never go that route. If they did, it would be the end of the party. (not that that would matter,) but it would be to humiliating and a fitting bookend for their existence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 02:47 AM (0klsm)

676 Morale? Is that messican? Moh-rah-lay?

No speakee

or.. mushrooms? Moh-rell?

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 02:48 AM (dB4Iz)

677 so, when is the IT thread coming along?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it

Shhhh

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 02:49 AM (arJlL)

678 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 02:50 AM (arJlL)

679 Dems won't 25th *buy-denn. It would be an admission of failure.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 02:50 AM (dB4Iz)

680 red hadn't seen that in a few years

I am thinking the Democrats might go down the 25th road unless he gets talked into resign, but if he is out there he probably thinks he is doing a outstanding job because he has no idea what he is doing.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 02:50 AM (znIQ9)

681 Anyone here?


(nods, mumbles a bit, sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2021 02:54 AM (QFVV9)

682 Preznit * doesn't know if he's at the beach or the ballpark, and likely doesn't GAF-- as long as he gets his icecream. Fker is like a 2 y.o., probably-- only cares about 'right-this- fking-minit' and nothing else.

"They" tell him he's boss. He buys it. It's all he ever wanted. Slap-happy idiot.

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)

683 everything but morale...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:46 AM (0kkuk)

It's not so bad. Like that time your Paladin crit failed 3 times in a row and your DM gave a sympathetic look: "Remember when you thought about rolling up a Tinker Gnome?"

We can rebuild.

And now we get to run sabo! Yay! Register Democrat. Get on the Guillotine Cmte. Bring case files of "problematic" NeverTrumpers with you.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 02:57 AM (49Exr)

684 not to be confused with Skippy's list of 213 things he's not allowed to do in the US Army....
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:40 AM (0kkuk)

I can understand that. The Wife says I can't have super powers. Or WMDs. Or a Monster Truck.

And I'm no longer allowed to make predictions about the weather.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:00 AM (49Exr)

685 Hey JT

Publius, Yes, that vaccine panic one is behind a paywall. But thanks for the other links. I need to hang out on the ONT more, I see.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 20, 2021 03:00 AM (0klsm)

686 Ace Combat 4 soundtrack

https://youtu.be/dZBoiW460nU

Great chorus of Agnus Dei and Rex Tremendae in it

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2021 03:01 AM (ybIRR)

687 "Talking about 25th, but I don't thinks so."

My game theory can't get around Harris. Whoever is controlling Biden can't control Harris as successor, so they have to do something with her too.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:02 AM (49Exr)

688 https://amgreatness.com/2021/08/19/ejecting-biden/

Just read this but it's saying what I have been thinking all week

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 03:03 AM (znIQ9)

689 Alarm to get up just went off

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 03:05 AM (znIQ9)

690 commie assistant, sliding papers across the desk: "Here, Joe, sign this. It's the Most Important Legislation Since 1776!"

Joe: "Okay!" *signs* "What was all that?"

commie assistant: "Nevermind, Joe. Hey! Want some ice cream?"

Joe: "Yeah! Ice cream! I want chocolate!"

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 03:06 AM (dB4Iz)

691 Okay that's cool. I click on JT, get rerouted to this page, and now my own name has the same reroute, even though I left my HTML box empty... Neat.

Room is bigger than before too. What is that on the -

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:07 AM (49Exr)

692
Just saw this: Gutfeld is now the king of late night TV. He's beating Colbert in the ratings, now. He was beating everybody else but Colbert, and now Colbert has fallen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 03:08 AM (Mzdiz)

693 (closes door careful and quiet)

(looks around for crates to barricade)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:09 AM (49Exr)

694 and the odds for our country, as we know it?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 20, 2021 02:03 AM (0kkuk)

Better than 50-50. I'm more generous than Connery in Red October "I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?"

If we make the next 20 years we will be in the clear.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2021 03:09 AM (ybIRR)

695 Alright. Out.

G'night horde! God bless Ace and all of you!

Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 20, 2021 03:10 AM (dB4Iz)

696 Colbert is the closest thing to sentience that a bugman might aspire to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2021 03:10 AM (ybIRR)

697 https://amgreatness.com/2021/08/19/
a-life-destroyed-for-parading-at-the-capitol/

The Soviets destroyed millions of lives without a crime being committed.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 03:11 AM (znIQ9)

698 Hey JT

Publius, Yes, that vaccine panic one is behind a paywall. But thanks for the other links. I need to hang out on the ONT more, I see.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Hiya junta

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 03:22 AM (arJlL)

699 Saw something about another "speech" by you know who later today, who knows. I'd expect he'll resign before they'll try other measures. Why is heelz up in Viet Nam? Is that correct, makes no sense.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 03:23 AM (IG8lb)

700 I would connect that well to a toilet that gets used regularly. Small but steady volume. If you draw too much water at once - like watering the lawn for a long time - the well could fail.

Posted by: Murph at August 20, 2021 03:28 AM (KIkcO)

701
Reading Mark Steyn, he's referring to the Pentagon as the "Potemtagon". ROFL. And very true.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)

702 Noam Blum (@neontaster) made a great meme:

a photo of Biden walking away from the podium, away from the audience; and this caption:

America's back

https://tinyurl.com/eb7eafv4

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 03:34 AM (SJbY/)

703 "Why is heelz up in Viet Nam?"

Redefining tone-deaf:

WASHINGTON, Aug 19 (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris's trip to Singapore and Vietnam starting on Sunday will show that the United States is in the region "to stay" a senior administration official said...

https://tinyurl.com/yzr63p5n

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:38 AM (49Exr)

704 More from @neontaster, about Kamala's trip to Asia:

Noam Blum
@neontaster
7h
I do not envy the reporter on the receiving end of the cackle she'll unleash at the first mention of Afghanistan.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 03:42 AM (SJbY/)

705 https://www.thenewneo.com/2021/08/19/roundup-22/


Because Vietnam is a world difference from Afghanistan, out of sight out of mind maybe.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 03:45 AM (znIQ9)

706 "Southeast Asia is strategically important and economically important to this country. That hasn't changed with Afghanistan," the White House official said. "We can do more than one thing at a time."

https://tinyurl.com/jt2ukx8r

We're here to fix your roof. Yeah we burned the place across the street down to the ground, but we can do more than one thing at a time...

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:47 AM (49Exr)

707 White House official: "We can do more than one thing at a time."

And it should go without saying - if you can't do the first thing to begin with, then you can't do more than one thing at a time.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:52 AM (49Exr)

708 We're here to fix your roof. Yeah we burned the place across the street down to the ground, but we can do more than one thing at a time...

Unbelievable.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

We can also impregnate your daughter(s) and or molest your son(s)

Multi-tasking!

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2021 03:53 AM (vd8XM)

709 I do not envy the reporter on the receiving end of the cackle she'll unleash at the first mention of Afghanistan.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 03:42 AM (SJbY/)

"Oh c'mon, that was like 4-5 hours ago!"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 03:53 AM (49Exr)

710 77 Why am I on an ONT? A good friend and I sat an drank wine and talked as the moon came up. I love my life.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2021 09:17 PM (gqCom)

Yay!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 03:53 AM (SJbY/)

711 Read a article yesterday that Sundowner's interview with Stuffy that even Stuffy's T-ball questions setting up nice easy reply and Sundowner gets defensive, and it's another common sign his brain is done.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 04:01 AM (znIQ9)

712 Unsettled weather here all weekend, scattered showers, humidity.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 04:03 AM (znIQ9)

713 No one on the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will question any answer from Ho, now foreign Propaganda is another story.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 04:08 AM (znIQ9)

714 Everyone must have gone back to bed, Pixy is in lockdown with his FN-FAL loaded next to him, nothing new posted on web so I might as well get to work.
At least is Friday.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 04:13 AM (znIQ9)

715 Everyone must have gone back to bed, Pixy is in lockdown with his FN-FAL loaded next to him

The police have incased Pixy's domicile in lead.

Nothing out, nothing in

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2021 04:16 AM (vd8XM)

716 Pixy is free!!!


Noooooddd

Posted by: Bruce at August 20, 2021 04:17 AM (vd8XM)

717 320 trudeau is going all-in on fake-pandering to women -- hence the call to bill clinton's wife, and then telling everyone

Random thought: Does that technically count as a violation of the Logan act? Or no because by definition anything said between Trudeau and Hitlery is "girl talk".
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 19, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)

heh

Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 04:19 AM (SJbY/)

718
Read a article yesterday that Sundowner's interview with Stuffy that even Stuffy's T-ball questions setting up nice easy reply and Sundowner gets defensive, and it's another common sign his brain is done.
Posted by: Skip


That rotted rutabaga brain even believes that Hunter's nearly immediately truncated military service in the Navy Reserve rose to the same level as Beau's service in the Army showed how warped he is at all levels. C'mon, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 04:19 AM (+2sc/)

719 I see comments about ridicously large suggestions of pipe diameter. A submerged pump with only a 1" or 1-1/4" pipe will serve up more than enough water. You put a plate at well head that holds the top of pipe and you essentially hang the entire pump and pipe from the pipe itself. My well is 400 ft deep so your 50' is childs play. Also I'm seeing that a submersible pump is half the cost of a shallow/jet pump that sits up top. Choose a 240V model if you can because it lowers the current and voltage drop so your pump runs cooler. I have a 4BR house that is still running after 30 years.

Posted by: doesky2 at August 20, 2021 07:09 AM (/wWHa)

720 Whatever you do with that well, Don't tell the city about it. They may require you to abandon it which means filling it with concrete. It is generally not permitted or maybe illegal to interconnect your well with a public water supply which would be the case if you connected the well to your house plumbing and the water could intermix. Besides the city probably would not allow you to disconnect from their system because they would lose the revenue from your address which they are counting on. Your well will be great for watering the grass, washing the car, filling that above ground swimming pool and making that winter time hockey rink in the back yard.

Posted by: James at August 20, 2021 07:50 AM (VYW95)

721 On the shallow well. I have similar application. Recommend a small 120V submersible pump. Plug it into an outlet or generator when you need it. I have a spare Red Lion submersible pump if you are near Austin. New, unused, make you a deal.
This is a minimalist setup. A full fledged permanent installation would be 240V, fully cased with a pressure tank and switch. Ditto on the comment to not cross-connect with the public water supply.

Posted by: ZootInTexas at August 20, 2021 08:56 AM (YzcwQ)

722 Weird how that Rick Ellensburg dude just popped in to ask a question and then popped right back out again.

Oh well, I'm sure it's totally a coincidence.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 11:19 AM (49Exr)

723 I get all my water but drinking water (Hinkley Schmitt) from a well. Get a submersible pump and make sure you can connect it into your generator. Then call a water analysis lab and have them send you out some sampling bottles. Run a pump for a bit and then fill the sampling bottles and send them back. You want to know about heavy metals, radon, organics, and a bacteriological analysis.

I would look into the legal situation. Where I live they have stopped issuing well permits but if you have a well you can continue to use it and can maintain it (e.g., replace the pump if it dies).

Posted by: RonF at August 23, 2021 09:09 AM (l8nW6)

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