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Biden's National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan: Don't Even Worry About It, the Taliban Has Promised They'd Provide Safe Passage to Those Fleeing the Country
6 Hours Later: Taliban Is Beating Women and Children Attempting to Flee the Country
Plus: Biden's third attempt to justify his incompetence. (Thanks to m. for that link -- I seriously was searching for the link for 30 full minutes.)
Incredible:26 17 @SebastianAFP The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.I guess Biden's brain needs a defibrilation. I'm so glad we're finally permitted to discuss the dementia that was obvious long before the election. SturmToddler writes:
Posted by: Tami
280 Newsmax saying the news conference being delayed because news broke about the delay in evacuation flights. as reporters were gathering for the remarks.
So Joe was gonna go out there and lie and say the evacuation flights were working and news came out they weren't and he cancelled/delayed?Note: It looks like I jumped the gun saying the speech was "cancelled." Should have said "delayed without explanation." Back to original post. Hey NeverTrump, are you liking the Taliban's nice tweets?
Posted by: It's me donna
The Taliban has told the United States it will provide safe passage for civilians to reach the airport in Afghanistan's capital Kabul, U.S. national security adviser Jake Sullivan said on Tuesday. Sullivan also told a White House news briefing that the United States believes the Kabul evacuation can go until Aug. 31 and it is talking to the Taliban about the exact timetable. The United States and Western allies have been scrambling to evacuate diplomats and civilians after Taliban forces swept back into power, with thousands of Americans still in the country. Thousands of U.S. troops have been flown into Kabul to assist in evacuation efforts after the collapse of Afghanistan's military and government following swift advances by Taliban forces. "The Taliban have informed us that they are prepared to provide the safe passage of civilians to the airport, and we intend to hold them to that commitment," Sullivan said.Well the Tolley-bohn made a promise, and their name is all sorts of fun to say, so we can take that to the bank!
Images of the Taliban cracking down on a protest and bloodied women and children beaten by fighters are contradicting the more moderate image the militant group has been trying to project as it tries to consolidate power in Afghanistan.In no universe were they attempting a "more moderate image," you stupid shits. That's your fantasy.
... Meanwhile, the Taliban's assurance of a "safe passage" to the Kabul airport, where thousands have thronged in a desperate bid to be taken out of the country, has also been undermined by a report and photographs by a Los Angeles Times journalist. In one of the graphic images, a woman and a child are seen with blood on their faces, apparently unconscious. Hundreds of people were outside the airport Wednesday, The Associated Press reported. It said the Taliban demanded to see documents before they allowed the rare passenger inside. The Taliban fired occasional warning shots to disperse them, the agency said. Meanwhile, The Guardian reported that the militants were checking documents and forcibly turning some people around at checkpoints, refusing to let them reach the airport. NBC News was not able to independently verify the reports.The Tolley-bohn claims, along with Joy-Ann Reid and Carlos "Anthony Weiner" Danger, that they've been #Hacked!
The reports contrast with a new, more modern image that the Taliban tried to paint in their first news conference since their takeover of Kabul on Tuesday night. Their officials deny that their fighters have been involved in the violence, blaming the injuries on men impersonating the Taliban.Looks like the neocons have backed the right horse yet again.
Women, children, the elderly, disabled with thousands of bags outside the airport. Taliban footsoldier and his wip. Brave Afghan woman filming pic.twitter.com/ESNfWGselr
— Yalda Hakim (@BBCYaldaHakim) August 18, 2021
The horror at Kabul airport continues after a child dies. Yesterday it was reported that at least 12 people had lost their lives at the airport over the past few days #Afghanistan https://t.co/tkUYYx3Er1
— Yalda Hakim (@BBCYaldaHakim) August 20, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:08 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2021 12:08 PM (yQpMk)
https://is.gd/jxtJvD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (wAnMi)
The GOP is its most viscous when it attacks other republicans.
PA GOP state Senator Mastriano was pushing for a forensic audit of the 2020 ballots in three PA counties. He scheduled a hearing for August 5th and a vote on audit subpoenas for August 6th. He has majority support in his committee.
Republican Senate President Jake Corman cancelled the hearing room and the voting session without consulting Mastriano. Now Corman is threatening to fire Mastriano's staff and strip him of his Committee Chair.
https://tinyurl.com/wrfnf27s
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (ydlAE)
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (I2VcN)
https://youtu.be/4Fi0Ce-Sgx8
Only worth watching to see YT remove downvotes as stealthily as possible.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (Y5qcH)
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This is the same approach that young Joe Biden took with Corn Pop.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (7YLZ1)
That's your fantasy.
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They have been living according to their fantasy for decades.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (DCdYk)
and is anyone REALLY shocked that the tolly-bon lied?
they only lied to the western media, so it's not like they didn't SAY what they meant...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: emperor joe at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (UHVv4)
The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
That's your fantasy.
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In all seriousness the Tollybon had a "leader" getting interviewed by some limey chick on Sky News the other day where they really were trying to project an image of Happy Afghanis and a much kinder, gentler enforcement of hardline sharia.
It reminded me of the NK leaders talking about how their people all have five course meals, running water, etc
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (fC2oa)
Remember when Trump went on for hours at press conferences. No notes, slamming reporters, making sly jokes. Very transparent.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (4I/2K)
Thick, slow-moving liquid. It works about as well as vicious, actually.
Posted by: Catherine at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (wakSB)
Posted by: JOE at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (uCLWI)
The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
sounds like the drug cocktail backfired...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (wAnMi)
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It went from 1.7k to 1.5k, I think.
It's been holding *very* steady at 1,313 downvotes while the upvotes keep climbing. Suspicious, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (DCdYk)
The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
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Ha!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
I've had my fill of that shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (xWhqL)
What pisses me off is we've been flying those fucks out by the hundreds, while our own people are SOL.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (Xrfse)
Europe is laughing at them. Don't they understand that?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (49Exr)
WTF ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (I2VcN)
Thick, slow-moving liquid. It works about as well as vicious, actually.
Posted by: Catherine at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (wakSB)
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Autocorrect FTW.
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (ydlAE)
The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
Well, that will totally reassure the public that is beginning to think he's tarded.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (Y5qcH)
The 1 pm remarks by President Biden on Afghanistan are not happening at 1... No new time announced by White House.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (cF8AT)
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The drugs didn't work, Biden didn't grasp his talking points, the situation changed and they had to integrate new material, or someone important called.
Spin the wheel!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (DCdYk)
Jill: "Joe, you have to talk or you'll get in trouble again"
Joe: "Don't wanna."
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (4I/2K)
yeah, not quite enough of a rhyme for a song...
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (8D42x)
It's been holding *very* steady at 1,313 downvotes while the upvotes keep climbing. Suspicious, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (DCdYk)
Interesting. When I gave it a downvote, it was 1.7, it's now showing 1.5. ups keep climbing slowly, at 292 now.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (wAnMi)
This. I am not against helping those who helped us but how about we actually ALSO HELP OUR OWN FUCKING PEOPLE!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)
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Those welfare rolls aren't going to fill themselves!
Posted by: Biden Admin at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (WENn3)
I've had my fill of that shit.
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Agreed. Until all the political prisoners in the DC jail are freed, I don't care about foreign nationals. These people are being tortured and they have not been convicted of anything.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cicci at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (LwWX1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (DCdYk)
What bullshit. That's not even a food line, it's people milling around.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (Gjku9)
Posted by: Runaway Freight Train at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (Xrfse)
We're flying Afghans out for free. If an American manages to get on a plane, they're required to sign a promissory note to pay the federal government $2000.00.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (SchxB)
Spin the wheel!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (DCdYk)
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He made a poopy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (M+Lyo)
That's your fantasy.
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They have been living according to their fantasy for decades.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:11 PM (DCdYk)
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I suspepct even they don't believe it either, but they don't have anything else to say to the American people. They have nothing but the same bullshit, and they have exhausted repackaging it.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tommy V at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (GCivW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (Y5qcH)
i'm sure the media wil spin it as something much more urgent came up.
they will NOT mention that his depends were full...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (weH4U)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (wAnMi)
Jill: "Joe, you have to talk or you'll get in trouble again"
Joe: "Don't wanna."
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration
I had a very dark laugh at that. It's probably close to the truth.
Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (fFtVH)
Joe is not going anywhere until the worst is over. The Democrats will heap blame on him, and Senile Joe the scapegoat.
Dr. Jill has no freaking idea what is about to hit her and her husband.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (zLQ1W)
https://is.gd/jxtJvD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:10 PM (DCdYk)
Chantilly Lace? Aw baby, you KNOW what I like!
Posted by: Big Bopper at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (4I/2K)
I guess the drugs *really* aren't working today.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)
Somebody check the Rose Garden.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Runaway Freight Train at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
(Wonder how much Yalla Yalla is selling ENVG-Bs for...)
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Joe's Speech at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (WENn3)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (mx3Ok)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)
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Historically, that's the time when heads roll. People resign in humiliation and then are replaced by more competent people who try to salvage the situation.
Nowadays, though, that won't happen. It won't happen for two reasons:
1. They are *not* honorable men.
2. The bench is empty. They are the best they've got.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 12:14 PM (QU5/
I laughed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (EZebt)
Makes Adam Schiff look like Steve Reeves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (s2VJv)
I don't believe there are that many Americans in A-stan. I also don't believe there are "thousands" of "interpreters" who are our loyal pals.
What I believe is going on is a Mega Mass Exodus of regular Afghani folks looking for a free ticket out of their shithole.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (TZgEk)
She was *killed* by the Taliban, right?
The passive voice is ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
RIP to everyone's liver...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (8D42x)
The "acting president" will speak...
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (Z32m1)
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She probably does. She's probably looting the White House and cashing out bank accounts (and cashing in favors) like a mad woman right now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (DCdYk)
Too late. Shit has passed the Mason-Dixon line.
Posted by: Runaway Freight Train at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
Shit is wondering how the weather is in Havana this time of year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (csEWM)
Too late. Shit has passed the Mason-Dixon line.
Posted by: Runaway Freight Train at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
We are just about through the crust and heading towards the mantle at about mach 7.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (vwBrW)
Posted by: Turkish Rian Johnson at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (49Exr)
1. They are *not* honorable men.
2. The bench is empty. They are the best they've got.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (DCdYk)
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But Beto! He almost beat Cruz!
And Abrams! She almost beat Kemp!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
I'm hoping for consistency here.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (EZebt)
https://tinyurl.com/dhzprx6w
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)
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That might be a tad too obvious, even for our population.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (I2VcN)
Is it canceled? Or just late? Screen still says "We will begin shortly."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fi0Ce-Sgx8
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (TZgEk)
Spin the wheel!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (DCdYk)
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He made a poopy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
I think that's currently where we're at. They're trying new drugs as the old ones aren't working. I can't remember the alzheimer's med they were giving my mom - but for several months it was fantastic, her mood improved dramatically. Then, like a fucking lightswitch they made her sundowners 10x worse. Took her off and she stabilized. Just consider that Joe is probably getting far, far more meds than a typical dementia patient. They give him jump juice to talk, then sedate him when they're trying to travel and keep him from lashing out. This will only accelerate things.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (wAnMi)
I don't believe there are that many Americans in A-stan. I also don't believe there are "thousands" of "interpreters" who are our loyal pals.
What I believe is going on is a Mega Mass Exodus of regular Afghani folks looking for a free ticket out of their shithole.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (xWhqL)"
People keep saying this, but there really is. There was A LOT of money to be made there.
Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (DS/kF)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Democracy dies in darkness at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (weH4U)
Can't wait to be around his siblings and their hell spawn who actually told my husband everything happening in A-stan is Trump's fault. They LOVE Biden.
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Don William's, Eric Clapton, and Hoyt Axton at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (OYRm4)
And that's saying something!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2021 12:16 PM (fFtVH)
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And James Buchanan has knocked me and my brain tumor out of the Top 3!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (DCdYk)
They stole an election in broad daylight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (csEWM)
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Let's just say I've been fanning myself and sipping sweet tea since around March of 2020.
Posted by: Shit at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (fC2oa)
A sensible approach.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: NCKate at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (AfF1A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (Y+l9t)
I said he was gone by July 4th. Honestly, he cannot be allowed to be the front man anymore. Not that anyone else on that team is sane.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
In body bags.
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (Rbu5d)
What pisses me off is we've been flying those fucks out by the hundreds, while our own people are SOL.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:13 PM (wAnMi)
So sorry, still waiting on Equifax to post your credit check so we can approve your Repatriation Flight Promissory Note DP Form 303-53.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
They're trying to keep him in the WH because the optics of having him go back home are so bad.
They keep calling lids. He doesn't respond to allied foreign heads of state in the middle of NATO crisis. Now they must be pumping him full of drugs to make these public statements.
This is a blistering pace for Joe and there isn't much candle left to burn.
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (ydlAE)
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (xWhqL)
Maybe they can't get Nancy sober long enough to talk...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (ejh1p)
Let me guess: biden is illegally cancelling student loan debt for...
teachers?
Yeah, sounds like he's trying to appease the teachers union to STFU about masks in schools.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: NCKate at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (AfF1A)
Surface to air missile
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:18 PM (I2VcN)
Is it canceled? Or just late? Screen still says "We will begin shortly."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fi0Ce-Sgx8
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (TZgEk)
Poso says he's late, the YT channel says "will begin shortly" He makes Obongo look punctual. But to be fair, they have to wait until the meds kick in, and then have "X" amount of time to have a functioning husk.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (wAnMi)
I guess Joe hasn't finished his ice cream yet...
Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Gin + Sake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (vwBrW)
teachers?
Yeah, sounds like he's trying to appease the teachers union to STFU about masks in schools.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (xWhqL)
Where do you get that from? I heard those 100% disabled?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (GPwVZ)
Nowadays, though, that won't happen. It won't happen for two reasons:
1. They are *not* honorable men.
2. The bench is empty. They are the best they've got.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:17 PM (DCdYk)
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A lot to this.
They have been drinking the same koolaide for so long that there is no one left who can actually think beyond their talking points. They have had their noses buried in their cell phones for so long, they cannot think.
Think outside the box? Hell, their box is a coffin.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Needs curdled milk. Variation of bailey's and lemon juice? Maybe add some ouzo in there? A dash of that nasty as hell Chinese liquor?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: eighty million votes at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (UHVv4)
He looks the type.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (F0YaR)
https://tinyurl.com/dhzprx6w
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (otCYC)
++++
Cool. Go ahead, I guess. I lived like a monk while working my ass off to get out from under that millstone as quickly as possible, so they might as well reward people without the work ethic, ability to delay gratification and yes, some luck to do that. Glad to do my bit.
Do mortgages next. That'll make me *really* happy about deferring home ownership for more than a decade while living cheaply in a basement apartment so I could buy something outright in a low-cost place. Rack 'em up. No reason not to. Nothing means shit anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (FXW3a)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (6Je/Q)
watching the world burn, iam
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (3byMq)
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Try this one: "Oh fuck off with your stupid bullshit."
It works!
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: huerfano at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (xqRaG)
Waving your banner all over the place
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (cSyAR)
so what's the down side?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Bete at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:12 PM (bkUtD)
Yes.
Delaware voters have a big share of the disgrace, putting that man on the national stage for decades.
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Shhhhh.
Big, big thots coming..... any minute now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (ejh1p)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (vwBrW)
Really, am I the only one who's gonna ask: Why Are We Taking Afghans Out of Afghanistan??
What better "refuge" than Home?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
The Creme De Menthe-ia.
Absinthe, THC, Everclear and two scoops of mint chocolate chip whipped into a frappe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (s2VJv)
But I care little about the Taliban providing safe passage of Afghan citizens to the airport. Are they providing safe passage to American citizens? Although I'd be damned hesitant to announce myself as an American "please get me to the airport" to that bunch if I were stuck in that shithole.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (cSyAR)
so what's the down side?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (8D42x)
Then it is president Cackle.
Posted by: Bete at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (JTpIQ)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (4USfc)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Gin + Sake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (uCLWI)
++++
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
--1 oz. vodka
--Three Monopoly-game houses
--Juice of one that orange thing you put in your pocket to keep your hand warm in the winter
--3 oz. suan la tang
--Ice
--Thirty-seven
Mix. Pour some in mouth. Pour some in ear.
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Democracy dies in darkness at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (weH4U)
We're in this together.
; )
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (WmGrA)
It's a Tax! "Carbon Neutral" Baby. All-Gore is keeping score.
Keep in mind, the reason they call it an "Insurrection" in Washington City, all those people they have locked up for 1/6, are not afforded standard civil rights when such has been declared. It's "legal".
Make sense now?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (IG8lb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (TayrX)
SUPPOSEDLY they are going to monitor you for three years, and if you can earn any kind of income the debt is reinstated. Stop laughing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (TNLo3)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (s2VJv)
I think we have a winner.
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (LtG+N)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (6Je/Q)
Agreed. I have heard between 1000 and 10000. That's quite a range. Just an order of magnitude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (QzkSJ)
- Biden's staff
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:08 PM (MN0zW)
***
"Bad news. One of our aides grabbed the saline instead. Now he's just pissing everywhere. God, I hate this job."
- Biden's staff
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (MN0zW)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
You'll have to let us know about their cognitive dissonance if outlets like CNN do eventually turn on him. Some of the far left are already starting to short circuit with the realization this really is Biden's doing (and by extension the ones pulling his strings).
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Hunter+Painter at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (4ZCQY)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Gin + PSake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (LtG+N)
"Plain Lesbians? Wait a second!"
- - Joey Bivalve
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Scott at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (QvuuX)
Everybody expects lies. But they also expect Joe and Ho to show up more or less on schedule to tell the lies. This delay looks pretty bad, considering the public attention to the crisis.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (csEWM)
This makes no sense. We were down to, what, 2500 troops in A-Stan, but now we supposedly have 30,000 "Americans" still there, and we untold thousands of Afghan "interpreters" and tens of thousands of "refugees?"
This makes no sense.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (EZebt)
--------------
Thanks. She was a life-long lib and voted for Biden. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (csEWM)
++++
As compared to the total number of American abroad, either figure rounds comfortably to zero. Therefore, there are no Americans in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Administration Math at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (DCdYk)
It works!
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (fC2oa)
"If I want to know what you think I'll just turn on NPR."
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (OYRm4)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (3byMq)
Down Mexico way!
Posted by: sam cooke at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: The Biden Administration at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (fUm2i)
--
I agree. Statewide, for 40 years, they put this sleezy jackass back in office. He's been a nasty fool for 4 decades. And if it weren't for Delawarians, the country would've been far, far better off.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (O+I8R)
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Try this one: "Oh fuck off with your stupid bullshit."
It works!
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (fC2oa)
I like the old SNL line:
____ you ignorant slut...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (8D42x)
The pills that I've been taking confuse me
Posted by: Fear of a Blank President at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Gin + PSake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)
the Gin Psake! Genius.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (s2VJv)
I think we have a winner.
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM
Seconded.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (xqRaG)
https://is.gd/jxtJvD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (DCdYk)
We're all gonna die!!!
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (xT+ue)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (0G13K)
Well...that is reassuring. Not.
Yeah...time to go buy more ammo, foodstuffs and beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 496 at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (6Je/Q)
It's very unbecoming.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:26 PM
8inclines head graciously*
Thanks, but yours is better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (m+jkK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (3byMq)
reminder: President Trump rally tomorrow in Alabababamamamama.
The President will be mocking the acting president, for sure.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (KDCRD)
Man, if that doesn't scare the living shit out of people, I don't know what will. Biden has a Secretary of State, a DOD, an entire military, and we've got some overweight lush in drapes talking with foreign dignitaries from her bathroom? WTAF.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC)
I'm rooting for a Scanners moment.
Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Kenny the G from AZ at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (tkXnK)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (0G13K)
Well done Ace...you have very probably scooped every media outlet in the nation with the skull.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (axyOa)
I pray he didn't try one of those Carter rescue attempts and it failed...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (W78CL)
she will be named new VP
then he will resign
we will get what we were supposed to get in 2016
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
My younger self wanted to 40+ years ago. Wish I'da listened to me.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:20 PM (HhaYz)
Gin + PSake
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)
60+ IQ don't need no fixins
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (uCLWI)
Oh I knew a man, Joe Bungles and he'd lie to you In aviator shades
With silver hair plugs, buttoned shirt and squinty eyes While smelling braids
He got so high, he got so high Then he'd lightly touch down
Mister Joe Bungles, Mister Joe Bungles Mister Joe Bungles...dance
I met him on a train in Dover He was down and out
He looked to me to have the eyes so vague As he spoke right out
He talked of kids, he talked of kids He laughed, slapped his leg hair a step
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (Xwt96)
They need Biden martyred by "guys in MAGA hats" to justify putting a layer of military between themselves and the American people. They are scared of losing power and being torn apart by angry mobs.
It would be a simple thing too, no FBI glowies need apply:
AP: President Biden suffered fatal stroke as Secret Service evacuated him from potential threat of attack by Trump loyalists. Martial law in place until further notice.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (49Exr)
The Vanilli Milley - 4 ounces of walrus lipids, rainbow sherbet and sterno, served in an enema bag up your sigmoid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (ydlAE)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (v0R5T)
He crapped his pants, a better stance. Oh he got so high, he clicked his heels
He grabbed a lass, he grabbed a lass. Shook back her clothes all around
Mister Joe Bungles, Mister Joe Bungles Mister Joe Bungles...dance
Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (4ZCQY)
@MarkLevineNYC
NYC's new vaccination screening program for indoor dining etc requires that you show proof of vax *and* ID.
If you have an ID--don't forget to bring it.
If you need an ID--get the City's IDNYC. Available to all including undocumented.
The ID requirement is to help reduce fraud. Venues covered by the vax screening program are required to check ID for those 18+. Checking ID for 12+ is optional.
The NYC Covid Safe app allows you to upload a picture of your ID if you don't want to carry it.
https://tinyurl.com/yeboxxhx
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: trigglypuff, noted big big thot at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (6ceAS)
Joe has no idea what is even going on
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (znIQ9)
Delaware voters have a big share of the disgrace, putting that man on the national stage for decades.
Posted by: Flyover
Correct. Not exactly the greatest state, either.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Moderna at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (S1hrL)
--1 oz. vodka
--Three Monopoly-game houses
Mix. Pour some in mouth. Pour some in ear.
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:24 PM (xK9An)
-------
Fuck. I actually LOLed at "three Monopoly houses"
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (7YLZ1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (kbvR/)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (TZgEk)
Posted by: Biden's Secret Service Detail at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (UuD2k)
Why am I cackling harder than Kamala!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (s2VJv)
The bomb threat story disappeared the minute posters started noticing that the actor was also the guy who was a "capitol police officer who fought off deranged Trump supporters", a "frontline covid doctor", a "soldier with religious objections: and "a man dying of covid" in various news pictures
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (AwPyG)
It's very unbecoming.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (sWM8x)
#METOO
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (M+Lyo)
****
His brain went into screensaver mode again.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (MN0zW)
we murder our babies
so...yeah
we are in fact cursed. no other country does it as late as we do.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (TZgEk)
I'm not. Seriously.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (4ZCQY)
This trainwreck 'aspires' to be a fucking shitshow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)
Why are the fake news, such as cnn, so safe around the Taliban??
Who is protecting them? The taliban?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (7YLZ1)
Posted by: Big Media at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (EZebt)
Come Mr. Taliban, floggy me manana
Daylight come and me wanna fly home
Come Mr. Taliban, floggy me manana
Daylight come and me wanna fly home
And it's six slaps, seven prods, eight face punch!
Daylight come and me wanna fly home
And it's six slaps, seven prods, eight face punch!
Daylight come and me wanna fly home
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (+2sc/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (W78CL)
Open borders and a faux-pandemic are child's play. Biden could skirt almost any issue and the media would cover for him.
Almost any issue.
We found one he couldn't and it is producing predictable results.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (GPwVZ)
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Try this one: "Oh fuck off with your stupid bullshit."
It works!
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:22 PM (fC2oa)
====
I prefer the above, but if you want to be a little less...harsh, "OK. Keep telling yourself that. Whatever it takes for you to sleep at night. I understand the importance of being well-rested."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (lIIT7)
Historic for America, a country without a leader.
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (W78CL)
--------
That would imply he cares about others.
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (mx3Ok)
you know, what we read about in the MR from JJ today. SO the administration is behind JJ with what's goin gion in the world...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Simple Stevo
Look, fat!
1PM is like 4 days from now.
Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (H6twj)
Posted by: m
I'll be right there - Duke Nukem
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (MN0zW
Blie screen Biden.? Or that circle of death?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (cSyAR)
Really odd for cnn to have no problem sending a woman fake reporter to A-Stan and stand next to the taliban all day. Really odd.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (xWhqL)
This a-hole makes Obama look like Reagan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (TZgEk)
I'm not. Seriously.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (s2VJv)
Yeah.... sort of a Fall of the Roman Empire vibe to it...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (6Je/Q)
Idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC
Prayers for you and your family Jane. Also, if your husband needs any help in cutting off his siblings we're just the guys to do it.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (UVMn8)
"Patsy Behind Yesterday's DC Bomb Scare Says His Fake Bomb was "Built by Y'all's People" - Was Given to Him and it Was Inoperable
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (j9HX3)
Well, o.k. and these political arguments must be quite stressful, but had she not been around neither would your husband have been around. Do you think she had positive personality traits which influenced him in anyway?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (ai5jE)
Well done
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (M+Lyo)
Anyone know where Willy Brown's side piece is currently?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (GOGEo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (cSyAR)
90....9 percent?
Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (xT+ue)
This speech lasted nearly 30 minutes, and approximately halfway into it, with no apparent end in sight, some of the gathered press began to pack up and leave. Dwyer spotted this and interrupted himself to say, "Those of you who are putting your cameras away, I think you ought to stay because we're not, we're not finished yet.
Five news cameras recorded the events. One of the cameras remained focused on Dwyer and captured close-up footage of the aftermath of the shooting; as his body slumped, blood streamed from the exit wound in the back of his head as well as from his nostrils and mouth. He died instantly from the gunshot shortly before 11:00 a.m. EST but was not pronounced dead until 11:31 a.m.
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (RHGPo)
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They're all collapsed due to overuse.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (kbvR/)
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I suspect that, despite Biden's vague stuttering nonsense, a lot of folks *are* making a beeline for Tajikistan or Pakistan right now. No idea what they'll do when they get there, but at least it's a chance to wind up at an American consulate after being ground through the prison system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (DCdYk)
Gin Sake to be replaced by Brandy Alexander
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:27 PM (uCLWI)
I think I've seen her xhamster channel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (n+4am)
Joe has no idea what is even going on
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I think he does and they're coming at him from every angle trying to get him in shape enough to handle this foreign policy meltdown. Say this, don't say that. Do this, don't do that. Keep it straight. Don't forget. I'm sure he's not handling it well, but is aware enough of what's going on. Good. I'd like to get some enjoyment out of this FUBAR situation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:28 PM (6Je/Q)
Alaska to Russia, Hawaii and the Philippines to China in 3-2-...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (s2VJv)
As vp, in name only at least, she needs to initiate the 25th Amendment.
Who will she pick as her vp in name only?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (FtJ1S)
Delaware voters have a big share of the disgrace, putting that man on the national stage for decades.
Posted by: Flyover
Correct. Not exactly the greatest state, either.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (VWp7G)
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Delaware exists to give New Jersey a state to look down on.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (7YLZ1)
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (qpX6U)
" But he always does that"
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (UuD2k)
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The up votes are my sib in-laws and my sister.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (ai5jE)
So Joe was gonna go out there and lie and say the evacuation flights were working and news came out they weren't and he cancelled/delayed?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:23 PM (6Je/Q)
I think that if I was close to a border and had some cash, I would try going to one of the 'stans instead. Imagine getting to Kabul a day after the US cuts and runs again?
If I was an Afghani SOF Troop of Uzbek or Khazaki descent, I hope I would have put out feelers to those governments to see if they wanted a US trained SF Soldier and his family.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Turkish Neo at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (49Exr)
newsmax is still saying they're waiting for the speech.
Posted by: Anachronda, gallivanting about the intermountain west at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (6ceAS)
She may have to sneak into New Zealand to escape this shitshow.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (JioHo)
That was like 4 days ago
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (RHGPo)
C'mon man, nice shot!
or
Look fat, nice shot!
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (7YLZ1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (TayrX)
Almost any issue.
We found one he couldn't and it is producing predictable results.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (KbCG3)
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We didn't find the one. They did. They did this to themselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (DCdYk)
It's much, much worse.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (KbCG3)
Reupping: it took the Soviet's puppet government almost a year to fall after their graceful albeit Empire-ending withdrawal. It took the Woke Empire's puppet regime less than 72 hours to collapse.
Why?
Reports are consistent. Even more Westernized opponents of the Taliban were horrified as the puppets and NGO's started to foist transgenderism, feminism and other filth on children and the general public. Even consumerism was repelling average people.
There's a lesson here that we should take to heart. Fortunately our alternative is not the Talban.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (9oKed)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (JTpIQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (O+I8R)
You can bet there is alot of screaming going on between the doctor, the Dhief of Staff, the National Security Advisor and probably the janitor.
No one is in charge, although the janitor probably has the best grip on reality.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bones at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (gJib6)
Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Turkish Neo at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (49Exr)
Did a lady with a stroller jog by, then a guy walking with roses, then a Beetle Bug? 3 times in a row?
Posted by: Turkish Truman Show at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (49Exr)
*update feeling pretty good about not having to wear crocs next month*
Posted by: I'm serious you guyz at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (MuIdP)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Busch Gardens, Williamsburg, VA at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 20, 2021 12:31 PM (xT+ue)
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I want a roll of stickers I've seen of goofy Joe pointing his finger saying "I did that!" People are putting them on gas pumps.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
PA's not much better, to be honest, but we're slightly better than NJ and DE.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (F0YaR)
I think they balance a lot of their treasonous activity on mental compromises. They can be disloyal or ignore orders from Trump because he was TRUMP. Trump is Evil. In their minds, Biden is on the side of the angels and thus it would actually BE treason for them to just refuse to do what he says. They can try to manage and lead him to where they want to go, but he is still the legitimate president in their eyes. They have predicated so much of their self image and activity on that.
People's minds are a rat nest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM (csEWM)
https://tinyurl.com/57t3x33w
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (mx3Ok)
I know nothing about this man, but what a ghastly thing that he felt there was no way out and what a ghastly thing for the people there and for his family and friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (ai5jE)
Glenn Reynolds is probably half-right.
biden's handlers are, I think, having a hard time getting biden to do as he's told.
His handlers have to walk a fine line of telling him what to do and say while still making him believe he's the boss.
So, naturally, biden wants to say a lot of stupid shit, and his people are saying no, we want you to say our stupid shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (DCdYk)
In all honesty, a huge number of teachers with loans from 2000-2015 or so got ripped off by the feds; they were promised loan forgiveness for putting in 10 years teaching in shit urban districts, and the loan servicers arbitrarily denied over 99% of their applications at the end of their 10 years.
We have similar things coming up at the 15 and 20 year mark soon for all other majors on with the loans that were nationalized in 2009.
This has pretty much nothing to do with lack of work ethic; the feds seized those loans and fucked the borrowers. I'm getting passed to my 5th servicer since 2009 soon, and still haven't been able to fix 50k of erroneous capital they tacked on my loan via paperwork fuckups.
Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (DS/kF)
Gawd I'd love to be there. It's gonna be lit!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (TayrX)
And, just as obvious, the Junta doesn't dare have Kamala speak, because it would make it obvious to all the Joe is incapacitated.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (FXW3a)
Posted by: Joey at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (L47aO)
And I don't think its a coincidence that the gab guy is a devout Christian, as are many who are fighting this good fight.
It's spiritual warfare.
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (4ZCQY)
They would be that brazen wouldn't they.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:29 PM (S1hrL)
They're not pinning that shit on me!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, current whereabouts unknown at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (Ojki1)
Yes, and yes. She's a multi-tasker.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
Kinda like Mississippi.
Posted by: Alabama at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (KAi1n)
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Not me! I can't get it up!
Posted by: Gen. Milley at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (6Je/Q)
Both of them treated their women the same
Posted by: Kurt at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (Dz/gP)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (BFigT)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal appeals court rejects landlords' bid to block CDC eviction moratorium; appeal to Supreme Court likely
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (cF8AT)
"The ring on the necklace...? If it will fit through that, I'm not interested!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (IAPGA)
It's much, much worse.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (KbCG3)
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Yes.
He's amassed a list of "accomplishments" of horrible things they all said Trump would do.
About the only one left is start WW III.
He's got 3.5 years to get it done.
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (xqRaG)
The media initially shied away from bombarding us with pictures of bloody dead kids and babies being passed over barbed wire when they weren't fully aware of the plan; their first impulse was to protect Biden and their team.
Once they are on board with the idea that this is all just a mass refugee op, they'll start pumping out the horrific imagery, because that is what will sell this mass importation of Democrat voters to the average American. And it won't even have to be manufactured, like much of the propaganda for "Syrian refugees" was!
Posted by: lemmy at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (lVEX9)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (JTpIQ)
She's servicing the flight crew of AF2 while enroute to Vietnam. air head, as it were.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (DS/kF)
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The government is Shit Midas and shouldn't be allowed to touch any more than is the bare necessity. This isn't even that, though - they're forgiving people on SSDI disability.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (qpX6U)
then he will resign
we will get what we were supposed to get in 2016
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I never thought of that possibility. But she's out there...lurking...waiting...watching. It wouldn't surprise me at all that this is a possibility. Hillary as president after all. OMG, thanks for that nightmare scenario.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
And, just as obvious, the Junta doesn't dare have Kamala speak, because it would make it obvious to all the Joe is incapacitated.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (FXW3a)
Yup. This is a big deal.
The calculations in many foreign captials continue.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (axyOa)
It says WATCH LIVE: Biden to speak soon on Afghanistan crisis
No update on the current press conference status.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (mdjgu)
"Corporeal Presence 2020"
Do you not remember that? I forget which fake journalist wrote that headline, but her article was about getting literally any Body to run against President Trump. Any Body.
She got her Monkey Paw-esque wish, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (ptqGC)
So Joe was gonna go out there and lie and say the evacuation flights were working and news came out they weren't and he cancelled/delayed?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (I2VcN)
Reuters: OODA loops unravels, forms union, goes on strike.
"This is embarrassing" it quipped before DHS seized it as a potential terrorist threat.
Posted by: Turkish Truman Show at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (MN0zW)
For God's sake, the democrats were ready to attempt it simply because they didn't like Trump's tweets. FFS. NO ONE is at the wheel.
Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (RHGPo)
This is f**king ridiculous. The worst military blunder possibly ever, and they all just shut down? No updates? No press conference? Nothing???
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (yrol0)
He's amassed a list of "accomplishments" of horrible things they all said Trump would do.
About the only one left is start WW III.
He's got 3.5 years to get it done.
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He's off to a great start with this debacle.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
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If that actually happens, those January 6th political prisoners are in for an even worse ride.
Posted by: 496 at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (VJsqe)
Via @CBSWalsh: "The baby seen in the video was taken to a medical treatment facility on site and cared for by medical professionals. I can confirm the baby was reunited with their father and is safe at the airport." Maj. Jim Stenger, Marine Corps spokesperson
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (cF8AT)
"Mactlotl!"
"Sire?"
"The slingshot. And the bearing-balls."
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: CNN at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:33 PM (JTpIQ)
She's servicing the flight crew of AF2 while enroute to Vietnam. air head, as it were.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (4I/2K)
"I have the stick" - reportedly uttered by Kamala while on AF2
"Full throatle!" -- reportedly uttered by some male on AF2.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Turnpike at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Put them on the $127.00 beef tenderloin at Sam's.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (OCTRt)
So Joe was gonna go out there and lie and say the evacuation flights were working and news came out they weren't and he cancelled/delayed?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (I2VcN)
yeah donna. I'm going ot guess that was part of the plan. or something like it. but i find it rather funny that i've been reading on here about no flights out all morning and its "breaking news" to the media in DC just about 12.30 - 1 timeframe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (8D42x)
Aside from misspelling "students" Kurt makes sense surprisingly.
That said, I'll be Kurt is totes on board with our cancelling our fossil fuel industry, right buddy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (s2VJv)
This is f**king ridiculous. The worst military blunder possibly ever, and they all just shut down? No updates? No press conference? Nothing???
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (VWp7G)
WE call it a shitshow... THEY are just following the plan...
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (6Je/Q)
But more likely than not, we're not going to hear from him until next week. They'll fly him back to Camp David, or maybe home, weather permitting. I'm guessing he's short of bed ridden. If he's able to understand what's going on (debatable) the stress can push him straight into the land of vegemite and zwieback.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (wAnMi)
If Biden actually tried this, there would be neither blood nor brain matter splatter.
There's nothing in his head.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (mR6Gs)
This is f**king ridiculous. The worst military blunder possibly ever, and they all just shut down? No updates? No press conference? Nothing???
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (VWp7G)
But no mean tweets. No orange skinned POTUS.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (RHGPo)
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Well, there might be an irony factor going on.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (FXW3a)
The bomb threat story disappeared the minute posters started noticing that the actor was also the guy who was a "capitol police officer who fought off deranged Trump supporters", a "frontline covid doctor", a "soldier with religious objections: and "a man dying of covid" in various news pictures
Posted by: artemis
Not surprised at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (xWhqL)
Joe has no idea what is even going on
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I think he does and they're coming at him from every angle trying to get him in shape enough to handle this foreign policy meltdown. Say this, don't say that. Do this, don't do that. Keep it straight. Don't forget. I'm sure he's not handling it well, but is aware enough of what's going on. Good. I'd like to get some enjoyment out of this FUBAR situation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (O+I8R)
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My Mother with Alzheimers Dementia completely freezes up if there is anything new happening. I think it activates a fear reaction; then flight or fight reflex.
I think they realized Joe would melt down if exposed to a press conference feeding frenzy. And after avoiding the press for a solid week? It will be a circus of shouting reporters, flashes, and bright camera lights.
Posted by: rd at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (Z32m1)
All those who said "No!" report to the window and collect your winnings.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (xqRaG)
Any word on how many AMERICANS have actually been evacuated?
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (6Je/Q)
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No way. Not this time. There is no plan at the moment. They're winging it and hoping for the best.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:34 PM
A belated Happy Birthday, ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:32 PM (I2VcN)
yeah donna. I'm going ot guess that was part of the plan. or something like it. but i find it rather funny that i've been reading on here about no flights out all morning and its "breaking news" to the media in DC just about 12.30 - 1 timeframe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (8D42x)
They really are making this up as they go. I'm thinking this was an opportunity they gladly snatched.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (wAnMi)
biden's handlers are, I think, having a hard time getting biden to do as he's told.
His handlers have to walk a fine line of telling him what to do and say while still making him believe he's the boss.
So, naturally, biden wants to say a lot of stupid shit, and his people are saying no, we want you to say our stupid shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (xWhqL)
My thoughts exactly. Joe's getting belligerent.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (JTpIQ)
He's already missed Aug 8 (date of Nixon resignation)
Do they have Ka-Mah-La-La cancel her SE Asia trip? If so that is a tell
Posted by: groovy girl at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (FE2Qy)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (VpIIl)
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OMG. Seriously?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (IytoW)
EVERYTHING Democrats do, they do because they want you dead.
Posted by: Allie at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (PC3pt)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (AwPyG)
Seriously? The guy in the truck @ LOC?
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (6Je/Q)
For God's sake, the democrats were ready to attempt it simply because they didn't like Trump's tweets. FFS. NO ONE is at the wheel.
Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (gS3OW)
No, no and no. GOP needs to steer clear of this and vote against the 25th. These fuckers wanted this disaster, give it to them as hard and fast as possible. No bailouts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
I've been saying this for weeks
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (W78CL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:36 PM (BFigT)
That referred to cancellations for Thursday only. There was a somewhat misleading headline, but "Thursday" is specified in the article.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (TZgEk)
Yes, and yes. She's a multi-tasker.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
She invented the cackler, a close relative to the hummer.
Posted by: Biergood at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: MikeM at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (jbRB1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (1t5dY)
Kinda like when Salem Media orders you to pimp PJM's treacherous NeverTrumper every day, no matter what the customers say. Because rewarding betrayal ensures we will get more betrayal. The humiliation is the kink.
Posted by: Turkish Truman Show at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (49Exr)
What Is A Fiasco: Mike Richards Will Not Host 'Jeopardy!' After All
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (mdjgu)
There's nothing in his head.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (mR6Gs)
Mr Kurtz.. He dead
... a penny for the old guy ?
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (uUDKV)
Last press conference's teleprompter had a clearly visible "LEAVE NOW" note at the end in a different text color.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM (xqRaG)
They're smarter, that's why.
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (S1hrL)
I'm sure that's a comfort to the thousands of Americans who can't sleep because they're caught behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (6Je/Q)
*sound of Joey Ramone scribbling lyrics furiously and firing up the Wayback Machine for 1979...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (s2VJv)
Our country will be forever harmed and unstable.
Congress, do your job.
Remove this Demented and disgusted excuse for Commander in Chief and then do the same for Kamala.
They have chosen to hide, deflect and ignore.
This is a crisis and our leaders are nowhere to be found.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (haWye)
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OMG. Seriously?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM
I, too, would like a link to back this up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
++++
Hugh Hendry covered this back during the Euro meltdown:
https://youtu.be/3oZtPK6hqLU?t=69
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 20, 2021 12:30 PM (j9HX3)
If I may, "Judged" is the more accurate word.
Posted by: Flyover at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
I'd sure love to hear his take on all of this. But also kind of glad he doesn't have to see this shitshow. I don't even think he could have predicted what a clusterfuck this would turn into.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (6Je/Q)
++++
No way. Not this time. There is no plan at the moment. They're winging it and hoping for the best.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (DCdYk)
Oh, you are probably right, tactically speaking... but strategically, what is going down fits the Marxist playbook designed for the country, I believe.
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
___
God has a sense of humor, even in the midst of His judgment on this nation.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (3Bslv)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (S1hrL)
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OMG. Seriously?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (IytoW)
What the...?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: YIKES! at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: artemis
The dude in the pictures was a porn star Jonny Sins. He has been trolling people. (/pol/ thread I read and they are always right)
The FBI guy disappeared because nobody believed any of it and laughed at them.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (qUkfe)
Come to the airport they said. Safe passage they said. Flights leaving hourly.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (W78CL)
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (3Bslv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Yea... I seldom get past the first 3 or 4 words before losing interest. It's a gift.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: NCKate at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (AfF1A)
Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (VpIIl)
joe just had to wait for confirmation that the pallets of cash have been received by the Taliban
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (I2VcN)
-------------------------
Five dollah, Joe! Best blow you evah have!
Posted by: kamala ho at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (UHVv4)
Come to the airport they said. Safe passage they said. Flights leaving hourly.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (TayrX)
Do you get a kosher meal at least?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (s2VJv)
They have chosen to hide, deflect and ignore.
This is a crisis and our leaders are nowhere to be found.
Disgusting.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (haWye)
They are NOT leaders. Power should and must have duty and obligation.
They are tyrants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Chairman Xi at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Marcus T
My fellow Americans,
It has been requested that I take back the reigns of power and handle these developing situations. I accept.
President Donald John Trump - GOAT
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That makes it all worthwhile.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:44 PM (6Je/Q)
++++
Perhaps. I think the real plan - such as it was - was to have the US convert to a socialist empire. Intact, rich, strong, with a powerful military conveniently in their hands and at their command.
This kind of destruction and meltdown and abject humiliation probably wasn't part of the original plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 20, 2021 12:40 PM
FIFY, mate. It's where the poofters are..
Posted by: Digger at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (cSyAR)
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OMG. Seriously?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 20, 2021 12:41 PM (IytoW)
What the...?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Porn Dude Jonny Sins is the guy in the pictures. He has been trolling people.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (qUkfe)
And there is no way even the most leftist and on board press are not going wack him.
The clusterfuck The Junta has uncorked here is of a magnitude that has never been seen before.
I can't even compare it to anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (GOGEo)
You voted for a guy suspected of showering- repeatedly- with his daughter. Even your TIME magazine hasn't tried to normalize that.
Posted by: Taliban at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (ONvIw)
Every day that passes, I'm more and more convinced that this thing, of all things, oddly enough, will be the pretext for Biden's removal from office. It's weird. Americans haven't cared about this war for like a decade and a half, and now suddenly it's a BFD.
I think our media knows how to play us like a Stradivarius.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (rZA2o)
So, President Pelosi?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (VWp7G)
I would not have guessed in a million years he would just bag it. And no resked even proposed.
Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (MN0zW)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (LtG+N)
I am waiting for the Taliban to start trolling Harris with Willie Brown jokes.
Posted by: Marcus T
A squad precision marching and drilling with Shake Weights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (+2sc/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (rZA2o)
Mongo is just pawn in game of life.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (w45mR)
Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (HmZuC)
Remember when obama and clinton always had press conferences during their Fuckups at 3pm because that's when Rush would sign off?
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (znIQ9)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (cqAUI)
He must have got one hell of an ice cream headache.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (KAi1n)
You guys should get on gab, show them our support. It's not perfect, but at least it's getting the stories out, and trying to save the world.
PS. FYI: Bongino went after the gab guy this week--went after him hard. Bongino, who "founded" parler, which went off line after the election, when it was needed most. And who codemonkeyz has openly said is controlled opposition.
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
___
How do you know anything about porn stars?
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (3Bslv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (GPwVZ)
This kind of destruction and meltdown and abject humiliation probably wasn't part of the original plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (DCdYk)
Well, we're gonna find out reeaal soon, aren't we Joe?
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (6Je/Q)
"You fucked up. You trusted us. Fuck you San Diego and goodnight!"
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (fC2oa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:45 PM (TayrX)
Do you get a kosher meal at least?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Pulled pork MRE's are all that's left.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (VpIIl)
Consequences when
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (XvPQV)
"I Can't Believe It's Not Joe!"
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 20, 2021 12:47 PM (HmZuC)
"It's not nice to fool -- the thing."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
This is the part where you provide a link.
---
Also, Fox just said two minutes.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (OssQ4)
"This speech has been delayed. It's unclear for how long."
WTF is happening at the WH?
Video of MSNBC reporter: https://tinyurl.com/yjbenayk
Because Joe's "dealing with the flight problems out of Kabul"
Right...now PULL THE OTHER ONE!
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (cF8AT)
WH Staff: Speak in generalities. Blame Trump and the Afganis.
Biden: C'mon man we already tried that.
WH Staff: Mr. President it requires the fewest lines for you to read of the teleprompter.
Biden: OK where's the teleprompter?
WH Staff: Right in front of you sir.
Biden: Can I go back on vacation after this?
WH S.: It's better if you "rest" at home sir. We'll soon put out the narrative that you have not been feeling well for a while.
Biden: Ice cream stop?
WH S.: Whatever you do stay out of the public. Keep away from ice cream shops and small children, you know the usual things you like to consume.
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Like I said before, Milley is deteriorating before our eyes--he's aged a lot in a short amount of time
Good riddance
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:46 PM (GOGEo)
++++
The Wednesday interview with Stephanopolous was a mistake. He needed that day for recovery. Biden can't do two appearances in three days. That interview - and the drug prep, and the mental prep - probably finished him off for a goodly while. Now there's this - something that he *must* do - which has been turfed by something they did voluntarily to try to keep the hounds at bay.
I think that interview was probably a grave tactical error with strategic consequences.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (fC2oa)
"You fucked up. You trusted us. Fuck you San Diego and goodnight!"
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (fC2oa)
Actually Joe is going to recite the Michael Richards routine that got him banned for life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (s2VJv)
In My Room 1964
https://youtu.be/WJ12fKVuHsM
apologies to Brian Wilson
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (4I/2K)
(Slips an Iron Cross First Class into the medals)
"It's an 'X' medal, but it's on its side. It's for smiling a lot, Mr. President. This guy who's gonna get it smiles a lot. It's a good one, first down and ten."
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 12:43 PM (xK9An)
"Overconfident virgin boy on prom night" pulling out > Afghanistan pullout
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (gLRfa)
" He's holding out for more ice cream and he wants to hold his briefcase while he speaks, and this lamp"
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
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I saw that somewhere too. They're contradicting themselves so often that it's hard to figure out which report is the latest.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (3Bslv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (otCYC)
Consequences when
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (XvPQV)
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What are they going to say about Biden? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
I can't even compare it to anything.
As of today, old Babylon Bee stories will like they were covering up for Biden.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (JTpIQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (fC2oa)
867-5309
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (TayrX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: spindrift at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (3Bslv)
Actually, I think we are ascribing plans to actual chaos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (QQ6wR)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (uCLWI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (GPwVZ)
And with that, they can now undeniably equate the January 6th terrorists with the Taliban itself. After all, Trump supporters are claiming the Capitol riot was a false flag operation engineered by FBI and antifa plants...
Posted by: chartruse at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (lVEX9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (GOGEo)
Joe's kidneys can only process so much Adderall
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T
___
They're gonna be waiting a long time.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (3Bslv)
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (GPwVZ)
Pulled pork MRE's are all that's left.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:48 PM (OCTRt)
As long as it isn't the old Four Fingers Of Death
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 20, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Spoken like an American
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy is a great start, but there is so much more to be done! at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (TayrX)
Oh, that is nonsense. Berlin would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (DCdYk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: artemis at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Armageddon at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (I2VcN)
Tell me when he mentions the ICU "beds"
Posted by: Soothsayer is a Movie Critic, Now! at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (xWhqL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (DCdYk)
That means something bad will happen just in time for the 5PM news dump
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 20, 2021 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
=================
She will be in a Burqa by this time next week.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (otCYC)
Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (GPwVZ)
We are on the same page although something tells me even if orchestrates this went horribly off script.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (9oKed)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2021 12:49 PM (fC2oa)
867-5309
Posted by: It's me donna
BR5-49
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: x at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (oA+QO)
He's talking about his bowels.
Posted by: cheshirecat at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 12:35 PM (DS/kF)
++++
The government is Shit Midas and shouldn't be allowed to touch any more than is the bare necessity. This isn't even that, though - they're forgiving people on SSDI disability.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 20, 2021 12:37 PM (DCdYk)"
Eh, they probably fucked those people as well so I can't get too worked up over it.
We're actually on the phone with a servicer right now; they "accidentally" reverted our mailing address to an old one. For the 5th time.
Posted by: somedood at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (DS/kF)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:52 PM (GPwVZ)
What do you think he meant by evacuating "Allies?"
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (FrjjO)
They have been drinking the same koolaide for so long that there is no one left who can actually think beyond their talking points. They have had their noses buried in their cell phones for so long, they cannot think.
Think outside the box? Hell, their box is a coffin.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 12:21 PM (axyOa)
You just summarized the left in a single paragraph. This should be in the sidebar IMHO.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Redenzo at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (E7vND)
I don't know you, But i bet you talk bedder den dat
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (GPwVZ)
WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated American at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (4I/2K)
Was that a lie, then?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 12:53 PM (OssQ4)
I think I read she leaves tonight for Singapore.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:54 PM (cF8AT)
Also, if we did overwatch for the French, why couldn't we go get our people with that same overwatch?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Practicing for a burkha.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)
=====
Thank goodness. It took a whole container of Metamucil this time.
Posted by: DR. Jill, The Whore at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (IytoW)
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If Joe starts singing 'Unforgettable' on stage with Nat King Cole, we'll know the jig is up.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Anachronda, gallivanting about the intermountain west at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (6ceAS)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)
wTF?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 12:56 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 12:57 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (UW2ZS)
is that a thing?
if I were in the wh I would want to know.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 12:58 PM (kEWpi)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (mR6Gs)
How about a few more divisions of backup, pushing the Tollybon back from the airport, and providing overwatch.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
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How do you know anything about porn stars?
SMH
A /pol/ thread when people were digging on the truck bomber. The trolling pictures kept coming up, and the degenerates pointed it out and said it's a running gag with him as a troll.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (qUkfe)
Posted by: micky at August 20, 2021 12:59 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (FrjjO)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (kEWpi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2021 12:39 PM (cSyAR)
Cardioversion?
Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2021 01:00 PM (SSPqf)
Lt Col Markinson, USMC (A Few Good Men)
https://tinyurl.com/3nr32vda
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:01 PM (UW2ZS)
so harris is not so much traveling for the U.Ss as she is trying to get somewhere without an extraditin treaty.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (kEWpi)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:02 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: bonhomme
I doubt joe has seen that or remembers if he did
Posted by: x at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:03 PM (JTpIQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 20, 2021 01:04 PM (kEWpi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (JTpIQ)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:05 PM (S1hrL)
@JDiamond1 5m
Every time Biden faces questions about the way the US withdrawal was executed, he pivots to his rationale for the withdrawal -- not HOW it was executed
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:07 PM (cF8AT)
"We have no indication that they can't get to the airport"
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 20, 2021 01:08 PM (Fs5vw)
Nah, Obongo was a figurehead just like Joe. We may never know who pulls the strings of the communist left. Probably Beijing.
Posted by: Drerbrerard at August 20, 2021 01:10 PM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Ziba at August 20, 2021 01:11 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2021 12:38 PM (RHGPo)
404: pResident not found...
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Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 20, 2021 01:24 PM (Lit6A)
Posted by: bonhomme
Why not? Against the Infidel West, of course they will work together.
The Taliban is working with Iran, and Iran is majority Shia, and I would bet that the Taliban are primarily Sunni.
Baffling us with bullshit, since...forever.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 01:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Justsayin'
Well, Obama and Jarrett may THINK they are calling the shots...but probably the same group of wealthy oligarchs (foreign and domestic) that "told" /suggested Obama what to do.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 20, 2021 01:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at August 20, 2021 01:32 PM (FJoyS)
'Cause that sounds like great news to me.
Posted by: Ben(the original) at August 20, 2021 01:38 PM (ZsJvP)
I'll buy popcorn for everybody.
Posted by: MyVetFriendHasNoLegs at August 20, 2021 03:10 PM (J4rbM)
Budget allocation of Afghanistan 2021-2022 is still there.
Chaos, then Hostage, then Ransom Money ... and finally, the sweetet thing ... KICKBACKS.
What? Obama/Kerry had theirs. It's Biden's time to shine.
Posted by: Rod at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (QFHUt)
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