Kabul Collapse Cafe: Batastrophe Edition

Some wiseacre demanded a cute spider video so here you go.

A dog so broken and unloved just tries to hide by staring at the wall all day, but eventually learns to trust her new owner.

A cute working dog -- a "medical services" dog, not sure exactly what that is -- never learned how to play, with either dogs or humans. But when he sees a kitten, his instincts to play kick in.

"This is the kind of gay shit that Ace likes posting for the cafe thread," Robert 14 says. Correct -- so much so I posted it before. But it's a good one, so I'll post it again.

Sick street dog with hardly any fur is made healthy with medicine and TLC.

Young pit bull is determined that a miniature donkey will play with him.

Taking a brown bear with you in a fishing boat.

Inman: Soyboy vs. Car, again.

Classic Andy Tifa vs. Car.

Drunk couple vs. staircase.

Pervert homeless soyboy vs. random customer who wants his WaWa sandwich.

Classic: setting an undersized trout free to live his life.

Antifa-looking bitchbois wind up doing the Taser Dance.

Beast mode activated.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Xwkp8FFXsJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021

Sliding into the Weekend.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Vl8IKHOUM8
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021

From Gwenn: chicken playing Pucini. (I think -- I think it's the "Oh dear daddy" one.)

pic.twitter.com/pEqK9frUr2
— THOR the Deplorable 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@ThorDeplorable) August 18, 2021

This baby goat says woo-hoo, it's Friday!

Mood.. pic.twitter.com/LPSZbKyzKD
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 18, 2021

So does this kangaroo:

It’s Friday!! pic.twitter.com/R1qXgP4ATS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021

Party time with DJ Otter.. 😅

Sound on pic.twitter.com/cJgJQcmMuS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021

Statler the bat -- 34 years young -- recently died, unfortunately.

But he did get to celebrate his 34th birthday!

The Batastrophe album by Specimen.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 PM

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1 Hat trick

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 06:59 PM (znIQ9)

2 BATS! Yay! I miss Statler.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:01 PM (OCTRt)

3 Jesus, it is full of bats....

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:01 PM (V13WU)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:02 PM (arJlL)

5 Ace, we need a weekend prepper thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:03 PM (OCTRt)

6 Batastrophe Edition

Same bat time. Same bat channel.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 07:03 PM (AiZBA)

7 3 Cafe firsts in a row I think
Top cuteness is too cute

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:03 PM (znIQ9)

8 Just watched the Bite Me presser, after watching youse comment on it.
Most of my family would be nodding their heads.
Ugh.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:04 PM (KfzQO)

9 Top ten!

Posted by: CA Token at August 20, 2021 07:05 PM (+8LG8)

10 Which was which? Statler the fat one or the tall one?

Tall ones Waldorf, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:06 PM (z4k8L)

11 What??? , Where's the chickens?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:06 PM (XiBci)

12 Releasing the fish and eagle comes in for the steal. Awesome.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:07 PM (jvt6t)

13 RI Red, you feeling OK?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:07 PM (XiBci)

14 Bats!! We have bats!!! O frabjous day! O frabjous week!

ace loves us! He truly loves us!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Raw, visceral, primal Guided By Voices, right at the moment Robert Pollard's rag-tag gang of Ohio rawk-loving everyman ragamuffins were unwittingly becoming the face of the 90s Lo-Fi Movement (hell, they were just recording at home because they had no money and no contract, it wasn't to make an artistic statement!) and on their way to becoming America's biggest cult band of that decade.

Fuzzed out, buzzed up skronkin' punk and roll with the sweat flyin'. Man, those were the days!

https://tinyurl.com/pf4j5dmr

(There wasn't really an album called "The Power of Suck." He's just bein' a wiseass.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 20, 2021 07:08 PM (Bmy3R)

16 Watching happy dogs do happy dog things like sliding down a hill makes me happy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 20, 2021 07:09 PM (cSyAR)

17 As part of my on-going prepper endeavor, I'm about to pull the trigger on one of those HarvestRight freeze-dry machines. Anyone that have one these care to render an opinion?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 20, 2021 07:10 PM (FA5Pj)

18 Wonder why bats live so long.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:10 PM (znIQ9)

19 ace loves us! He truly loves us!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

Let's not get crazy here......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:10 PM (jvt6t)

20 18 Wonder why bats live so long.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:10 PM (znIQ9)

Well, they eat a lot of bugs. And bugs are healthier than red meat, so ergo.......

Posted by: NYT Food Editor at August 20, 2021 07:11 PM (jvt6t)

21 Saw GbV some time in the 90's... it's a haze. But I remember it being a great show.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2021 07:11 PM (vuisn)

22 ace may 'love' us, but he's not 'In Love' with us. More like 'in like.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:11 PM (z4k8L)

23 My gardener cancelled some weeding at my house today as his assistant was bitten by a rattlesnake near the university, Institute Woods. I had no idea. He's hospitalized.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

24 nurse got otters
Duncanthrax gets bats

I want chickens,dammit.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM (XiBci)

25 'Bitten by a rattlesnake' is one call in excuse I have never heard. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

26 nurse got otters
Duncanthrax gets bats

I want chickens,dammit.
Posted by: Ben Had

Mmmmmmm. Wings.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:14 PM (OCTRt)

27 >>>I want chickens,dammit.

someone's not reading the post

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 07:14 PM (0G13K)

28 I want chickens,dammit.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM (XiBci)

I know a place where they have chickenshit Bingo....close enough?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:14 PM (jvt6t)

29 Ace loves us and wants what is best for us. Like a dad.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (Vxu+H)

30 Bats!! We have bats!!! O frabjous day! O frabjous week!

ace loves us! He truly loves us!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

"Us " ?? You mean you.

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (V13WU)

31 >ace loves us! He truly loves us!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

Bartender!! I'll have whatever Duncanthrax is having...

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (RrtlF)

32 Next time I drive past the chicken farms and processing plants on the Eastern Shore, I'll be sad, just trying to reckon how many thousands of pianos will be unpecked.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Perdue at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (JPtHE)

33 What??? , Where's the chickens?

Oh, were those yours? *urp* Uh, sorry.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (nfrXX)

34 Bartender!! I'll have whatever Duncanthrax is having...
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (RrtlF)

Good Call, sir.

(shit....grabs several bottles)

Posted by: The Bartender at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (jvt6t)

35 Buddy of mine got bit by a pygmy rattlesnake while reaching into a woodpile for something.
I want to know WTF he was doing but he died in the ambulance.
For chrissakes he was a forest ranger too.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (vuisn)

36 I also just laughed thinking of ace as a father figure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (z4k8L)

37 Chickens maybe, but it's the rooster you need to avoid unless you get up in morning like I do.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (znIQ9)

38 Apparently we have something called a Timber rattlesnake in NJ. The local environmental groups were clamoring for info as it's endangered (good)

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (ONvIw)

39 ace, why in the hell would I do that? Just kidding as in dial-up is a no video venture.

Thanks anyway.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (XiBci)

40 someone's not reading the post
Posted by: ace

Prolly the guy that got bit by the rattlesnake

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:17 PM (arJlL)

41 Ace loves us and wants what is best for us. Like a dad.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 20, 2021 07:15 PM (Vxu+H)

🤨

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:17 PM (V13WU)

42 Don't know about the freeze dry machines. I'd check You Tube for videos first, then maybe try to run down a few reviews. They are on the spendy side.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 20, 2021 07:17 PM (5HBd1)

43 You have to love it when someone warms up fish in the microwave in the break room.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:18 PM (z4k8L)

44 Nice, a spritz of lemon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:19 PM (z4k8L)

45 Yes, Ben Had, sniffles are gonzo.
Mental state is a bit bruised, but I bought a couple of long distance hole drillers that are giving me a seratonin high.
Can't wait to do some drillin' this weekend.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:19 PM (KfzQO)

46 Ben Had, the chicken vid is alright.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:19 PM (jvt6t)

47 Well howdy there you dang ole insurrectionists! Let's y'all and them get into some whoop arse and bay some hale on dem mofos! Who be with us?

Posted by: Not a Fed at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (kTF2Z)

48 Thanks for posting this. The news is awful and work has been a grind this week.

And Steve Inman is a national treasure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (QFVV9)

49 so I included bats, a spider, a chicken. I forgot to include an otter, so I just added one.

That should be all of the usual bases.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (0G13K)

50 Bats live a long time because they have butlers to take care of them. And besides they are very wealthy.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (0OP+5)

51 Don't know about the freeze dry machines. I'd check You Tube for videos first, then maybe try to run down a few reviews. They are on the spendy side.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

rainydayfoods.com has two models.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:21 PM (OCTRt)

52 Can't wait to do some drillin' this weekend.
Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:19 PM (KfzQO)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 20, 2021 07:21 PM (89T5c)

53 43 You have to love it when someone warms up fish in the microwave in the break room.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:18 PM (z4k8L)

I used to work with a lot of Cambodians years ago. Awesome folks. Until lunchtime and the microwaves got going.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:21 PM (jvt6t)

54 Have you ever placed your hand between a chicken and her nest? Think carefully.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:21 PM (XiBci)

55 47 Well howdy there you dang ole insurrectionists! Let's y'all and them get into some whoop arse and bay some hale on dem mofos! Who be with us?
Posted by: Not a Fed at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (kTF2Z)

I live in Kentucky. Is this more Alabama?

It kind of has a mix of southern gentleman and good ole boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:22 PM (z4k8L)

56 25 'Bitten by a rattlesnake' is one call in excuse I have never heard. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:13 PM (z4k8L)

I am imagining all these libs scouting around the woods trying to catch a glimpse of a rattlesnake, hoping to make the report to the DEP

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:22 PM (ONvIw)

57 Bats!

The US one time looked into using incendiary bats to burn Japan down. LeMay just used B-29s for the same effect.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (UCc6V)

58 Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (0G13K)

Well shit. duncanthrax is onto something.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (jvt6t)

59 I used to work with a lot of Cambodians years ago. Awesome folks. Until lunchtime and the microwaves got going.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:21 PM (jvt6t)

Squid and octopus day is the best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (89T5c)

60 Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

I know where that is; I've walked there many times with my husband. I had no idea there were rattlesnakes there. I will pray for your gardener's assistant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (ai5jE)

61 Institute Woods. I had no idea. He's hospitalized.
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

Sounds like an order for forced medication with Viagra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:24 PM (HlqzH)

62 The one thing about Japan I did not like. I like fish, but they live fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:24 PM (z4k8L)

63 We can has meerkats Mr Ace of Spades?

Posted by: Cute Kitten at August 20, 2021 07:24 PM (Rmprz)

64 Sushi ichiban nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:24 PM (UCc6V)

65 Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (vuisn)

Sorry about your friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (ai5jE)

66 The US one time looked into using incendiary bats to burn Japan down. LeMay just used B-29s for the same effect.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (UCc6V)

Near the peak, wasn't it something like 1000-1200 B-29's loaded with sticks of incendiaries? Ugh.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (jvt6t)

67 Ace, Thank You. Bases covered.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (XiBci)

68 That should be all of the usual bases.

==

...kangaroos, elephants, giraffes....

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (V13WU)

69 The Samson and Cleo video was very touching.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (OU+8W)

70 Drill, baby, drill!

Gonna do a bunch of 22/100ths drill bits tomorrow to see what bit bites best.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (KfzQO)

71 The bats were effective, during one test they burnt the base church down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (UCc6V)

72 Sorry to hear that CN & Varno. Damn.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (jvt6t)

73 Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry. Benghazi was just a practice run for Kabul.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (JTpIQ)

74 61: LOL. I may be wrong but I think the treatment is CroFab

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (ONvIw)

75 ...bald eagles, African gray parrots, flamingos...

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:27 PM (V13WU)

76 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:26 PM (UCc6V)

Ha

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:27 PM (jvt6t)

77 ..snakes, alligators, pythons

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:28 PM (V13WU)

78 Humpy-back camels and longneck geese...

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2021 07:28 PM (0OP+5)

79 Yeah, iirc the idea was that the bats would roost in the eaves and roofs of buildings, then explode. A bit insane, but it would be effective.

Of course, if you firebomb the whole damn city, as anna said, who needs the bats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:28 PM (z4k8L)

80 rainydayfoods.com has two models

Looks like they're selling the Harvest Right models. The farming supply store in town is getting one in next week. I'm thinking of getting it.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 20, 2021 07:28 PM (FA5Pj)

81 ...dolphins, sharks, skates/rays ...

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:29 PM (V13WU)

82 That should be all of the usual bases.

==

...kangaroos, elephants, giraffes....
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:25 PM (V13WU)

There be green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty back camels and chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born don't you forget the unicorn.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 20, 2021 07:29 PM (AiZBA)

83 ok, that should be sufficient

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:29 PM (V13WU)

84 Benghazi was just a practice run for Kabul.

Nope. It was a half formed wish for here - until they got control. They never imagined the GOP would willingly give them control.

Posted by: I Recall at August 20, 2021 07:29 PM (faXIs)

85 Is everyone going through the list of animals a cartoon Tasmanian Devil will eat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:30 PM (UCc6V)

86 Cute little kitty cat videos aren't "gay". They remind me I'm human and keep me from giving the stink eye to the person at the QuickMart that is turning in the dozen lotto tickets they saved up for the last few months one person ahead of me.
Also keeps me from yanking a-holes out of their car when they almost wipe out a mom and kids as they're speeding through the Target parking lot just to get a space upfront.
Robert 14 needs to lighten the F up.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (0jZnq)

87 I liked Sampson and Cleo

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (znIQ9)

88 Yeah, iirc the idea was that the bats would roost in the eaves and roofs of buildings, then explode. A bit insane, but it would be effective.

Of course, if you firebomb the whole damn city, as anna said, who needs the bats?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:28 PM (z4k8L)

Of course, you could never get away with that today. The bat-lovers would be all over you like a dog on ugly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (HlqzH)

89 Is Kab-ul some sort of Uber? - Libertarian candidate

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (0QYMt)

90 Honey badgers, rabid wolverines...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (89T5c)

91 added a kangaroo

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (0G13K)

92 Chickens maybe, but it's the rooster you need to avoid unless you get up in morning like I do.
Posted by: Skip

When I was a kid, me and the kid next door found 4 baby chicks in a shoebox (around Easter.)

He took 2 and i took 2, I gave one to my sister. Hers died, so I gave her mine. Turned out it was a rooster. Chased me around the yard when I went to get my bike,

Every nite, it would fly over the fence and land on my dad's arm (who was sitting on the front stoop)
My dad would pet it until it went to sleep, then my dad would put it in the empty dog pen out back.

One time, my uncle was visiting and the rooster walked up behind him and pecked his leg. My uncle turned around and said "You son of a b**ch"! and kicked the rooster in the ass as he was walking away, the rooster became airborne but just spread his wings and coasted until he landed.

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

93 Not a Fed at August 20, 2021 07:20 PM (kTF2Z)

LOL. Is that an authentic KY accent from the hollers-or however that word is spelled. is is as authentic as the accent of the Capital Policeman who grew up in DC but sounded like he was from somewhere deep in the Blue Ridge mountains-maybe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (ai5jE)

94 I know where that is; I've walked there many times with my husband. I had no idea there were rattlesnakes there. I will pray for your gardener's assistant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:23 PM (ai5jE)

Thanks. Quite a surprise. I've been there a lot too. Nassau Swim club is there and we used to go looking for frogs ans such when the kids were little

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:32 PM (ONvIw)

95 Sometimes I wonder if the Game Masters are just toying with me.
So far it's not working.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:33 PM (KfzQO)

96 >>>I also just laughed thinking of ace as a father figure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 07:16 PM (z4k8L)

======

If ace is the father, does that make garrett the red-headed stepson?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 07:33 PM (KQDOS)

97 are you a kangaroo, or are you a kangaron't?

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2021 07:33 PM (0G13K)

98 delightful kangaroo !

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:34 PM (V13WU)

99 90 Honey badgers, rabid wolverines...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (89T5c)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 07:34 PM (jvt6t)

100 I want chickens,dammit.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:12 PM

In the interests of not-pissing off Ben Had, and thereby triggering the resulting arm-wrestling match on the Kitchen Table, here is a peace-offering:

https://tinyurl.com/d3fjckcn

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

101 Everybody look at kangaroo vid , isn't it delightful ?

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:34 PM (V13WU)

102 Ace as a father figure?
Nah, maybe a red-headed stepchild.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:35 PM (KfzQO)

103 There was an old lady from Wooster,

Who bought for her hens a new rooster,

When she bent over,

To feed the hens clover,

The rooster, he up and he goosed her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:35 PM (HlqzH)

104 In the interests of not-pissing off Ben Had, and thereby triggering the resulting arm-wrestling match on the Kitchen Table, here is a peace-offering:
___

Is this the same table where Ben Had chops the balls off of those that annoy her?

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM (3P/5p)

105 ace @ 91- I saw a teenage girl with a baby kangaroo in an ER once. I asked her if she knew how big he'd grow and she said no. I just told her he will be around 6 feet tall and will kick the hell out of you. She told me his name was Joey and she was going to keep him forever.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM (0OP+5)

106 >>>Of course, you could never get away with that today. The bat-lovers would be all over you like a dog on ugly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (HlqzH)

======

I believe Richard Hammond and James May had to remove the one bat in Clarkson's house before the could demolish it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM (KQDOS)

107 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

dude, that's a rooster...

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)

108 Thanks for these cafe things, Ace. I always enjoy your political commentary but it's good to have "bats, as breaks" or chickens or Steve Inman, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (ai5jE)

109 Everybody look at kangaroo vid , isn't it delightful ?
Posted by: runner

A buddy has a kangaroo and a camel. He & his wife are USDA permitted for exotic animals. They raise coatis (South American raccoon) among others.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (OCTRt)

110 ace @ 91- I saw a teenage girl with a baby kangaroo in an ER once. I asked her if she knew how big he'd grow and she said no. I just told her he will be around 6 feet tall and will kick the hell out of you. She told me his name was Joey and she was going to keep him forever.
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM (0OP+5)

It's a giant mouse!

Posted by: Sylvester at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (AiZBA)

111 Camilla on Gardeners' World.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (ONvIw)

112 A buddy has a kangaroo and a camel. He & his wife are USDA permitted for exotic animals. They raise coatis (South American raccoon) among others.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (OCTRt)

If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HlqzH)

113 Wow Jeopardy has already fired their new host after a week.

https://youtu.be/tZAabKhvevY

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 07:39 PM (vMCab)

114
If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HlqzH)

More likely, a Kamala.

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:40 PM (KfzQO)

115 A buddy has a kangaroo and a camel. He & his wife are USDA permitted for exotic animals. They raise coatis (South American raccoon) among others.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM (OCTRt)

If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HlqzH)

camadoodle

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)

116 The woman or guy host?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:40 PM (UCc6V)

117 That bear in the boat is in about 2 inches of water. At 800 pounds he'd tip the boat over in open water.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2021 07:41 PM (9UmRs)

118 Anna, I think you are on to something, next Jeopardy host might be a womanz.

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:41 PM (V13WU)

119 Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

I enjoyed your story. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:41 PM (ai5jE)

120 buzzion found out he voted for Trump did they?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:42 PM (znIQ9)

121 Jeopardy was supposed to have two hosts. A guy running the daily one and a woman for the night or special event shows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:42 PM (UCc6V)

122 It's fun to hear the Duchess of Cambridge bitching about voles

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:43 PM (ONvIw)

123 The woman or guy host?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The guy. He's staying on as executive producer.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2021 07:43 PM (OCTRt)

124 FYI, the cat that got his balls cut off on that table willing still lays there.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:43 PM (XiBci)

125 Was willowed on another thread, but this has still been a topic...
I think Boston Dynamics should create a slim exoskeleton for legs for seniors to assist what muscle they have left. Mobility is the key for a better life.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 05:52 PM (2DOZq)

Actually... I wonder just how many elderly people these mobility scooters have prematurely killed by relieving them of the need to use their muscles.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 05:5
-------
I get your concern GB, but think of this. Because of mobility problems they can't move w/out help. What is better...lying in bed or getting around w/ assistance?

My MIL could have used something like Just... suggested. Her ankle and foot bones collapsed so much she couldn't walk. Bedridden at 85 she did last till this Mar, aged 87. RIP Jo.
Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 06:55

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 07:43 PM (55Qr6)

126 Wow Jeopardy has already fired their new host after a week.

https://youtu.be/tZAabKhvevY
Posted by: buzzion

What is "Buh - Bye ?"

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:43 PM (arJlL)

127 I'll take Ponies for $300, Alex.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

128 *forgot hedgehogs

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (V13WU)

129 I enjoyed your story. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You're welcome !

Didja read my e-mail ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

130 >Is this the same table where Ben Had chops the balls off of those that annoy her?
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM (3P/5p)

It's a busy place. Line out the door.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 07:45 PM (RrtlF)

131 What is this "television" of which you speak?

Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:45 PM (KfzQO)

132 forgot hedgehogs
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (V13WU)

"So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come,
You'll never get through his impregnable bum,
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all."

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 07:46 PM (ghoDT)

133 AOP, I need to ask your advise about building a piece of equipment.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:47 PM (XiBci)

134 AOP, I need to ask your advise about building a piece of equipment.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 07:47 PM (XiBci)

Ask away. I will offer what little wisdom I have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:48 PM (HlqzH)

135 *practices the Zen of eBay bidding*

Got ten minutes to go on this item, so far no bids. When should I place a bid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:48 PM (UCc6V)

136 *forgot hedgehogs
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (V13WU)

Hi Yo!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at August 20, 2021 07:49 PM (4I/2K)

137 Got ten minutes to go on this item, so far no bids. When should I place a bid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:48 PM (UCc6V)

Depends on the number of watchers

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:50 PM (ONvIw)

138 Got ten minutes to go on this item, so far no bids. When should I place a bid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 07:48 PM (UCc6V)

5 seconds before endtime

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:50 PM (V13WU)

139 Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 07:46 PM (ghoDT)

The spines on his back are too sharp for a man,
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can.
The result I think you'll find will appal:
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:51 PM (V13WU)

140 Got ten minutes to go on this item, so far no bids. When should I place a bid?
Posted by: Anna Puma

What are ya biddin' on ?

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:52 PM (arJlL)

141 Didja read my e-mail ?
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

I'll go back tomorrow and look for it; Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2021 07:52 PM (ai5jE)

142 Having done a few on line auctions many will wait for a last minute bid, it's a crap shoot either way.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:52 PM (znIQ9)

143 They raise coatis (South American raccoon) among others.
Posted by: rickb223

Had a girlfriend for a time that raised cooties.

I was itching to be rid of her.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 07:53 PM (mD/uy)

144 Why would anyone invest in 30 different cryptos?

These young people are incredible financial dipshits.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2021 07:54 PM (ufFY8)

145 I use to put in a open bid to start early, watch the days up to to see if anyone else wanted in.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:54 PM (znIQ9)

146 142 Having done a few on line auctions many will wait for a last minute bid, it's a crap shoot either way.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 07:52 PM (znIQ9

Yep can be, but I've lucked out lately. The unease over the economy keeps things lower.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:54 PM (ONvIw)

147 If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I dunno, but the balls would end up on Ben's table.

Posted by: JT at August 20, 2021 07:55 PM (arJlL)

148 Here I thought the trout being set free would a heart warming little video. Boy was I wrong. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2021 07:56 PM (gLRfa)

149 Well Gardeners' World is over for this week. I think I'll go start reading Antic Hay.

Posted by: CN at August 20, 2021 07:56 PM (ONvIw)

150 Twitter Child Porn Lawsuit: Judge Finds 'Ongoing Pattern of Conduct Amounting to a Tacit Agreement with the Perpetrators'
http://tinyurl.com/t98ahb5d (Freedom First Network)

Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at August 20, 2021 07:56 PM (Ckg4U)

151 Is this the same table where Ben Had chops the balls off of those that annoy her?
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 07:36 PM

Indeed, the very same. The sequence was revealed on a Thread when Weasel was on the cusp of annoying Ben Had.

1. Piss-off Ben Had, resulting in getting roped into an arm-wrestling match. (With Ben Had, 'roped' is not necessarily metaphorical.)
2. Arm-wrestling takes place on The Kitchen Table.

This makes the subsequent chopping efficient, as the victim is already in place.

Fortunately, the situation was resolved peaceably after I begged Weasel, with tears in my eyes, not to piss-off Ben Had.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

152 If the drunk couple stairs and the Joe Biden stairs faced each other in a title match, which stairs would win?

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 07:57 PM (UewuT)

153 Whoo hoo! HS football in Las Cruces! ROTC Color Guard. National Anthem mostly in pitch. Cheerleaders with big bows in their hair. No knees. Cow bells, lots of cow bells.

How do you know you are in the SW? The home field stands face East meaning you're sitting in the shade for evening games.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 07:59 PM (slua5)

154 dude, that's a rooster...
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2021 07:37 PM

Roosters are chickens, too, at least until third-wave heninists take over.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

155 Question posted at FB:

"What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

156 The sequence was revealed on a Thread when Weasel was on the cusp of annoying Ben Had.

Fortunately, the situation was resolved peaceably after I begged Weasel, with tears in my eyes, not to piss-off Ben Had.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'm surprised at Mr. Weasel. He certainly knows better than to annoy an 'ette - let alone one of Italian extraction.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (mD/uy)

157 Watching a quirky one season series from Australia called The Alice on Roku.
The cute Mom that is banging the younger doctor is definitely Relevant To My Interests, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

158 155

Are you gonna eat that?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 20, 2021 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

159 >
"What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

STOP DOING THAT!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 08:04 PM (RrtlF)

160 Ben Had is Texan *and* Italian?
Wonder if she knows how to make barbecued braciole. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

161 Well got the item for only 50 cents over original listing price.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2021 08:05 PM (UCc6V)

162 If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HlqzH)

A Hormel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 08:05 PM (89T5c)

163 Goodnight everyone, have a pleasant evening.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2021 08:05 PM (znIQ9)

164 We be proud in Brattleboro that's Presdent Byedum is talking the Tallyban people about getting US people out. Trump wood had screwed this hole thing up...

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2021 08:06 PM (D9mnB)

165 AOP, that reminds me:

If Barack knitted a tutu, would that make it a tutu by 44?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

166 Thanks for the shout out Ace.

Posted by: Gwenn at August 20, 2021 08:06 PM (9Gr7n)

167 162 If you crossed a camel and a horse, would you get a Camule?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 07:38 PM (HlqzH)

A Hormel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2021 08:05 PM (89T5c)

Only in Chile.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:07 PM (oHd/0)

168
In the process of civilization,
From the anthropoid ape down to man,
It is generally held that the Navy
Has buggered whatever it can,
Yet recent extensive researches
By Darwin and Huxley and Hall,
Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
Has never been buggered at all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

169 Once you go cat you never go back.

Posted by: Jungle fever dog at August 20, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

170 "What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

Wow, that's hawt...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:08 PM (oHd/0)

171
We therefore believe our conclusion
Is incontrovertibly shown,
That comparative safety on shipboard
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.
Why haven't they done it at Spithead,
As they've done it at Harvard and Yale,
And also at Oxford and Cambridge,
By shaving the spines off its tail?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2021 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

172 Watching a quirky one season series from Australia

Give us the chirruns. Jab.

Posted by: Australian Yute Guard at August 20, 2021 08:08 PM (Xrfse)

173 Do you want a spanking?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 20, 2021 08:08 PM (X04zC)

174 I'm surprised at Mr. Weasel. He certainly knows better than to annoy an 'ette - let alone one of Italian extraction.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:03 PM (mD/uy)

Sometimes, as a Man, you must look doom and destruction in the eye... and spit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

175 Pass the budda.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

176 If Barack knitted a tutu, would that make it a tutu by 44?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

Math is raycisss...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:10 PM (jvt6t)

177 Australia is the test run for us.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:10 PM (jvt6t)

178 "Freeze dried" is a bit different than "dehydrator", sometimes peoples use those terms interchangeably. The former is a much more expensive item. You can dehydrate many foods and make Jerky and pemmican and hardtack in a standard kitchen oven.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 08:11 PM (IG8lb)

179 Family dinner and the bedroom...

Leftovers AGAIN?

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:12 PM (AmwYA)

180 qdpsteve, Italian by birth, Texan by choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 08:12 PM (XiBci)

181 Thanks for the Specimen link, Ace. Can't believe a young sprite like you introduced me to an 80's band I'd never heard of!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

182 Ben, soundsa gooda :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

183 179 Family dinner and the bedroom...

Leftovers AGAIN?
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:12 PM (AmwYA)

Yes your Honor, that is when she decided on the divorce proceedings...

Posted by: Woman's Lawyer at August 20, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)

184 Australia was going after China pretty good about the WuFlu there for awhile. China got really pissy about it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:14 PM (AmwYA)

185 "What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

Let me toss the salad.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:14 PM (jvt6t)

186 177 Australia is the test run for us.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:10 PM (jvt6t)

Australia gave up their guns. We have not.

Take my child and give them a SHOT against my will?

Posted by: Woman's Lawyer at August 20, 2021 08:14 PM (oHd/0)

187 Squaw makem pemmican-no need oven.

Posted by: Chief Roaring Chicken at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (JPtHE)

188 The Las Cruces Bulldawgs drew first blood on a 25-yard up the middle run. The extra point promptly hit the upright and bounced back on to the field. And with that the high school football season is off and running so to speak.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (slua5)

189 Posted by: Woman's Lawyer at August 20, 2021 08:14 PM (oHd/0)

Sock off...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

190 "What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

Would you like more sausage?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

191 Family dinner/bedroom--Manga.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2021 08:16 PM (XiBci)

192 The Las Cruces Bulldawgs drew first blood on a 25-yard up the middle run. The extra point promptly hit the upright and bounced back on to the field. And with that the high school football season is off and running so to speak.

Are they playing Mayfield this week?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:16 PM (SchxB)

193 Don't talk with your mouth full.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:16 PM (II3Gr)

194 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

40% of me screams no way. 60% says: Really?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:17 PM (jvt6t)

195 Pass the butter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:17 PM (II3Gr)

196 Family dinner/bedroom--Manga.
Posted by: Ben Had

SNORT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:18 PM (mD/uy)

197 Appropriate for bedroom and dinner...

I prefer the way your Mom makes it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:18 PM (AmwYA)

198 I prefer the way your Mom makes it.
Posted by: JuJuBee

And thus the completion draws to a close with the game winning goal.

HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

199 Pass the butter.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:17 PM (II3Gr)

Shoulda socked that one as Marlon Brando.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:19 PM (HlqzH)

200 Appropriate for bedroom and dinner...

ewwww.... Vinaigarete?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2021 08:20 PM (oHd/0)

201 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner

Amorous congress (the intertubes know all). This one does come with some risk, somebody's going to demand to know who's a Democrat.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:20 PM (slua5)

202 "What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"
---

HOT pocket!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

203 This tastes like ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

204 LostInSpace, never mind, I looked it up. Volcano Vista? Must be a new school or they renamed one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:20 PM (SchxB)

205 I just bid on stuff on Ebay whenever I feel like it. If it's something I want, that there could be competition for, I'd bid on the final day. But I don't snipe any more. There's just not that much stuff I gotta have.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 20, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

206 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

..

Put the knife down.

Posted by: OMG LOL at August 20, 2021 08:22 PM (iCjpC)

207 Sorry I'm late. I see you started without me.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:23 PM (AmwYA)

208 Just bid on it at the end, too many chances for shill bidders, I think.

It's the stuff you get at a good price, knick knacks, that people get goofy about anyway. Something worth $15, you bid on it and get it for $5, they think it's worth $50, they'll tell you their Dad (again) died and they are really sorry, but they can't deal with dropping it into an envelope right now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 08:24 PM (IG8lb)

209 205 I just bid on stuff on Ebay whenever I feel like it. If it's something I want, that there could be competition for, I'd bid on the final day. But I don't snipe any more. There's just not that much stuff I gotta have.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 20, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

I buy chinese blue and white and clobberware all the time on EBAY. Of course, I've been looking at the stuff for over 50 years, so I know what it's supposed to look like.

I never bid until 5 seconds are left. i bid as much as I think it is worth. Usuallly get it for lot less but I hardly ever lose a piece

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:25 PM (uCLWI)

210 Houston hospitals claim they've run out of beds. Where are the temporary hospitals that were previously set up but unused? More assbackward incompetence.

Posted by: Jungle fever dog at August 20, 2021 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

211 You'll eat whatever your mother gives you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:25 PM (II3Gr)

212 Volcano Vista is from the 505, Burque, Duke City.

Onate HS was renamed to Organ HS after the mountains just east of the city. Seems people still have hard feelings about conquistador Onate cutting off the right feet of certain locals.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:26 PM (slua5)

213 Don't give any to the dog.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab)

214
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2021 08:26 PM (DUIap)

215 FleaBay I'll usually just figure out how much I'm willing to pay for an item with shipping, and bid accordingly. Sometimes I'l go looking for misspelled items, because searches don't usually find those.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:26 PM (SchxB)

216 Slow down or you'll choke.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:27 PM (II3Gr)

217 Ya know, as I turn to evil, I think disclosing Ace's secret identity might become a priority some day.

Of course, it might be "Aces'", plural. One never knows.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at August 20, 2021 08:27 PM (egOCw)

218 Slapdiggy, I see you brother.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2021 08:27 PM (YglAn)

219 We should invite your sister tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 08:27 PM (vMCab)

220 Eat the whole sausage.

Posted by: Cuomo at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (+LyKe)

221 While out and about today I spotted a vehicle license plate bracket that said, Not today Karen. The wife didn't understand why I was laughing.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (UVMn8)

222 Quit playing with it and eat it!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (mD/uy)

223 I buy chinese blue and white and clobberware all the time on EBAY. Of course, I've been looking at the stuff for over 50 years, so I know what it's supposed to look like.

I never bid until 5 seconds are left. i bid as much as I think it is worth. Usuallly get it for lot less but I hardly ever lose a piece
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:25 PM (uCLWI)

What's clobberware? Is that something like Schtupperware?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (HlqzH)

224 Onate HS was renamed to Organ HS after the mountains just east of the city. Seems people still have hard feelings about conquistador Onate cutting off the right feet of certain locals.

That was done over the objections of the community. School board should have been turned over at the next election. I may not have lived there in two decades, but I still get to hear about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (SchxB)

225 Are you a breast of leg type of guy?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (mD/uy)

226 There are starving children in Africa who would be grateful to have this!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (II3Gr)

227 should have gone with a sockpuppet of Hunter Biden for that one.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (vMCab)

228 190 "What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

Would you like more sausage?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

---------

"No, the cocktail wienie was just right."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (VxC1e)

229 Posted by: OMG LOL at August 20, 2021 08:22 PM (iCjpC)
Lemme slide this wiener between those buns

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2021 08:29 PM (YglAn)

230 Hey, AltonJackson

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 08:30 PM (ghoDT)

231 Ya know, as I turn to evil, I think disclosing Ace's secret identity might become a priority some day.

I gave up wondering about that when I decided to picture Ace as a midget who's pulled around in a chariot by a team of great danes. I know. It is a pretty dope vision.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:30 PM (slua5)

232 How spicy do you want it?

Posted by: Tee Hee! at August 20, 2021 08:31 PM (+LyKe)

233 While out and about today I spotted a vehicle license plate bracket that said, Not today Karen. The wife didn't understand why I was laughing.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (UVMn

That's good, that right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (ghoDT)

234 Anna Puma -
Did you see the helicopter used to shuttle people between the US Embassy and the Kabul airport? Painted white on the underside. CH-46, or some variant. Wow. I guess the Marines gave the State Department a good deal 20 years ago.

Posted by: Joe at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (AMIL/)

235 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?

Wow, that's moist!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (SchxB)

236 I don't like the way this tastes...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (jvt6t)

237 I gave up wondering about that when I decided to picture Ace as a midget who's pulled around in a chariot by a team of great danes. I know. It is a pretty dope vision.
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:30 PM (slua5)

A hitch of eight Corgis would be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (HlqzH)

238 That was done over the objections of the community. School board should have been turned over at the next election. I may not have lived there in two decades, but I still get to hear about it.

Of course you get to hear about stuff like that forever. It's New Mexico right. Family ties run deep and wide. Translation: when you run out to buy a pair of pants you have to take four cousins with you.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (slua5)

239 You will finish all of it. Don't spit it out!

Posted by: Tee Hee! at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (+LyKe)

240 What's clobberware? Is that something like Schtupperware?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:28 PM (HlqzH)

It is 18th century Chinese blue and white exported to England. Many of them found it too plain, so they sent it to Holland to be klobbered. Polychroming with gold highlights
Most of what's on EBAY is Bullshit

Not sure I want to know what Schtupperware is ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:33 PM (uCLWI)

241 Long Island? Massachusetts?
Henri's coming.

https://t.co/WL32xqUhpr?amp=1

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2021 08:33 PM (CvHge)

242 A hitch of eight Corgis would be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:32 PM (HlqzH)

Troika.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 08:33 PM (ghoDT)

243 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

What is it with you and maple syrup?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:34 PM (x8Wzq)

244 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"

Sous vide that shit!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:35 PM (x8Wzq)

245 Of course you get to hear about stuff like that forever. It's New Mexico right. Family ties run deep and wide. Translation: when you run out to buy a pair of pants you have to take four cousins with you.

Unless Abuela wants to do a little shopping, too. Can't count the number of times I've seen more people than there are seats piling out of a car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 08:35 PM (SchxB)

246 It is 18th century Chinese blue and white exported to England. Many of them found it too plain, so they sent it to Holland to be klobbered. Polychroming with gold highlights
Most of what's on EBAY is Bullshit

Not sure I want to know what Schtupperware is ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:33 PM (uCLWI)

Thanks.

Schtupperware? I made it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:35 PM (HlqzH)

247 Not sure I want to know what Schtupperware is ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:33 PM (uCLWI)

They're fucking plastic containers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

248 Schtupperware? I made it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:35 PM (HlqzH)

I'm schtum

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:36 PM (uCLWI)

249 244 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?"
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I can't eat that.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2021 08:37 PM (CvHge)

250 They're fucking plastic containers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

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Use lube.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 08:37 PM (VxC1e)

251 Pass the hot sauce.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:37 PM (x8Wzq)

252 235 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?

lets have some of that sheet cake

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:37 PM (uCLWI)

253 Another lovely day in paradise, sort of.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

254 Cute spider...pfft, I'll show you cute.

https://youtu.be/mMpSMUdqsTc

Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 20, 2021 08:38 PM (W+kMI)

255 Unless Abuela wants to do a little shopping, too. Can't count the number of times I've seen more people than there are seats piling out of a car.

When I moved to New Mexico four years ago this is one of the first things I noticed about the culture. And the two mile lines outside of every damned dairy Queen in the state. I fell hard for New Mexico, it has a hold on my heart.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:38 PM (slua5)

256 They're fucking plastic containers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

if it bothers you, tell them to stop

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:38 PM (uCLWI)

257 I had this for lunch. You do this every time!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)

258 A dog so broken and unloved just tries to hide by staring at the wall all day, but eventually learns to trust her new owner.
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Ours, we got last Oct, was almost that bad. But he's coming around. He's still afraid of half the rooms. Fortunately, he fell in love with Mrs Eeyore, and follows her most places. Afraid of outside, too. We're working on him.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 20, 2021 08:40 PM (7X3UV)

259 248 Schtupperware? I made it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:35 PM (HlqzH)

I svear by it.

Posted by: Lilli von Shtupp at August 20, 2021 08:40 PM (jvt6t)

260 The chicken has no sympathy for the plastic containers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 08:41 PM (0QYMt)

261 LostInSpace, I've read you can't get a cheeseburger in NM without green chile on it. :-)

Also on the batshit lefty scale, how bad is NM these days? It's about the same as Colorado isn't it?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

262 A wose. How ohdinawy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)

263 Schtupperware? I made it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

After her days as a dance hall girl came to an end, Lili Von Shtupp developed and marketed kitchen items with the line being named 'Schtuppenware'. Tupperware had a more developed distribution model and eventually, Schtuppenware was put to bed.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (mD/uy)

264 Posted by: Lilli von Shtupp at August 20, 2021 08:40 PM (jvt6t)

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Let's face it, you're pooped.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)

265 My napkin's soiled

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (uCLWI)

266 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?

Uncle Joe is fucking the chicken again?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 08:43 PM (BFigT)

267 What phrase is appropriate for the bedroom but also at family dinner?

Uncle Joe is fucking the chicken again?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 08:43 PM (BFigT)

There goes Uncle Joe, he's moving kind of slow at the Junction.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

268 Oops.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

269 Did my Henri prep today which consisted of getting enough groceries til Tuesday. I bet tomorrow the stores will be crazy busy. We're in northern NJ near the coast so not likely to get whacked but it's probably going to be a soaking rain all day Sunday into Monday.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 08:47 PM (AmwYA)

270 Biden junta still screwing the pooch! Damn, these people really are bad at this whole ruling elite thingee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 08:47 PM (oLXwS)

271 LostInSpace, I've read you can't get a cheeseburger in NM without green chile on it. :-)

Also on the batshit lefty scale, how bad is NM these days? It's about the same as Colorado isn't it?

The real question is why would you want a cheeseburger without green chiles on it? Same goes for pizza. Same goes for frozen yogurt as long as it has salted pecans and caramel too.

On the bat ship Lefty scale it rates a California except at the No Scum Allowed Saloon in White Oaks, New Mexico.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:47 PM (slua5)

272 268 Oops.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends...

Posted by: The Barrel at August 20, 2021 08:48 PM (jvt6t)

273 There goes Uncle Joe, he's moving kind of slow at the Junction.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

As a teenager, I mistakenly thought the girls of petticoat junction were bathing in the town's water supply, NOT the water for the locomotives.

I was oddly, or maybe not so oddly, turned on by that.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

274 Schtupperware? I made it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This is fricking brilliant. What a great brand name for condoms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 08:49 PM (oLXwS)

275 Out of beds!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

276 They're fucking plastic containers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 20, 2021 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

What containers do in the privacy of the cupboard shouldnt be our business.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 08:50 PM (axyOa)

277 I was oddly, or maybe not so oddly, turned on by that.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

Yes...tell us more.

Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud, et al. at August 20, 2021 08:50 PM (jvt6t)

278 As a teenager, I mistakenly thought the girls of petticoat junction were bathing in the town's water supply, NOT the water for the locomotives.
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I thought that too. And I didn't care. Nor did I think anyone in town would object either.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 08:51 PM (oLXwS)

279 Ace: "Some wiseacre demanded a cute spider video so here you go."

Awesome. No one can say Ace really hates us.

Well, maybe when Yoko Ono appears, but otherwise, he's a good host.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2021 08:51 PM (aXxgO)

280 As a teenager, I mistakenly thought the girls of petticoat junction were bathing in the town's water supply, NOT the water for the locomotives.

I was oddly, or maybe not so oddly, turned on by that.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 08:49 PM (mD/uy)

I remember that show, but mostly because I was five and when the end credits were rolling I knew Dad was coming home from work. It's only later that I learned that them chicks was hawt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 08:51 PM (x8Wzq)

281 Also on the batshit lefty scale, how bad is NM these days? It's about the same as Colorado isn't it?

For fun I write comments to news stories on the local paper web site. Needless to say, I don't get a lot of love from the uni party members around here. They never seem to figure out I'm screwing with them.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:52 PM (slua5)

282 264 Posted by: Lilli von Shtupp at August 20, 2021 08:40 PM (jvt6t)

Let's face it, you're pooped.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 08:42 PM (VxC1e)

she sleeps with the dishes

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:52 PM (uCLWI)

283 I see some internet site negotiated with the Taliban to free Spanish nationals. Lord, I wonder how many foreigners were caught in AFG by the Biden junta screw up. This whole mess is so sad but its also amazing how bad it really is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 08:54 PM (oLXwS)

284 We hope you are not tiring of this out of hospital beds kabuki. We're all in this charade together.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

285 she sleeps with the dishes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:52 PM (uCLWI)

Beware. The schnitzengrubers will fuck you up.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 20, 2021 08:55 PM (jvt6t)

286 We need more raccoon and sloth videos. Especially the sloth videos. I'm guessing they would be non-stop heart pounding action.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 08:55 PM (slua5)

287 I see some internet site negotiated with the Taliban to free Spanish nationals. Lord, I wonder how many foreigners were caught in AFG by the Biden junta screw up. This whole mess is so sad but its also amazing how bad it really is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 08:54 PM (oLXwS)

When they start flying Haitians out of there, you know it's hit bottom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 08:56 PM (823dK)

288 Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

I personally, can't wait until you meet your new Afghani neighbors.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 08:56 PM (jvt6t)

289 285 she sleeps with the dishes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:52 PM (uCLWI)

Beware. The schnitzengrubers will fuck you up.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 20, 2021 08:55 PM (jvt6t)

my wife's here , so I'm not afraid

Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2021 08:57 PM (uCLWI)

290 #283: per Insty a lot of Euro trust fund babies and their friends are stuck and complaining to their governments who are then complaining to the US government about this fubar.

They got the normality they wanted, didn't they?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

291 They got the normality they wanted, didn't they?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

....and no more mean tweets!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2021 09:02 PM (jvt6t)

292 What were Eurofund Trust Babies (saw 'em at the Fillmore East) doing over there??

The real genuine charity folks, teaching people how to farm or setup water purification, they don't have a lot of money, I betcha.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (IG8lb)

293 Bizarrely, the Biden junta is bragging on twitter about all the Afghanis they are evacuating. The Taliban chose every single one of those people, and all America is doing is flying them here. So, shut up you fools.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (oLXwS)

294 We had a heart stopping finish to the first half in the Las Cruces Bulldawgs versus Volcano Vista something or others. As the clock ticked zero the quarterback dropped a 25-yard pass to a back corner of the end zone for a touchdown. The kicker managed to miss the upright this time. Tie score 13-13

The marching band is on the field for its 2021 halftime show debut. So far are doing something the looks aerobics. We need more marching and snare drums.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (slua5)

295 A 75-pound overweight and gravitationally-challenged bitch accosted me in our supermarket today about not wearing a mask. (something decreed by our local Board of Health).

I told her "I understand that. But it's an unlawful edict, beyond their power to declare, and I will not comply."

She waddled off, to the extent her poundage allowed her to.

Felt good.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (fPFtn)

296 So, I'm confused.

I have to get a COVID booster vaccine. And maybe in six months, another booster vaccine.

Does this apply for my kids school vaccines as well? Do they need MMR vaccines every six months? What about the polio vaccine? Does that need an update? Do the schools automatically give kids their vaccines every few months, or do they go back to their pediatrician for this?

I'm confused about this new world of vaccines. I didn't think that vaccines had to have regular boosters, is that a thing now and forever? How many COVID boosters will the kids and I have to get? This just seems weird.

Can someone explain this to me? Sorry to be so uninformed.

Posted by: uninformed mom at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (1fg6a)

297 Re: Afghanistan Disaster...

LIGHT BULB!!!

I think I get it now! This is all a pre-planned clusterbleep (and let's face it, with this crowd of creeps, what hasn't been) --- This is how they get rid of Sleepy Joe! Then they usher in the currently deeply unpopular Cackling Kamel-hump, clean it up as best they can and try to portray her as a brave, strong woman who saved the day!!! Anyone want to bet me???

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (Rewwz)

298 96 If ace is the father, does that make garrett the red-headed stepson?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 20, 2021 07:33 PM (KQDOS)

102 Ace as a father figure?
Nah, maybe a red-headed stepchild.
Posted by: RI Red - KfzQO at August 20, 2021 07:35 PM (KfzQO)

whoa; horde

Posted by: m at August 21, 2021 01:43 AM (Zsfob)

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