Covid Cases In Dukes County, MA -- Where Martha's Vinyard Is Located, Ground Zero for Obama's Celebrity-Studded Super-Spreader Soiree -- Rise +1,829%

That's dating from two weeks ago.

+1,829%.

From the NYT:

An average of 6 cases per day were reported in Dukes County, a 1,829 percent increase from the average two weeks ago. Since the beginning of the pandemic, at least 1 in 12 residents have been infected, a total of 1,501 reported cases. Right now, Dukes County is at a very high risk for unvaccinated people.

Nice going, Shit Midas. You are performing up to expectations.


Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.

Posted by: Ace at 12:56 PM




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1 Shocker

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 11:57 AM (kmxth)

2 Sorry, if DeSantis can't be blamed, they don't care.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 11:57 AM (MUpk6)

3 Cases...

I want to hear how many have died. Not maliciously, I just want the facts.

Cases mean nothing.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 11:58 AM (2o90I)

4 Bane: Do you feel in charge?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 12, 2021 11:58 AM (/hXfz)

5 The good news is that the feral dog population decreased 2000%.

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (P69fT)

6 Blame the imported slave labor ... the UnSophisticated.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (Cus5s)

7 Nice going, Shit Midas. You are performing up to expectations.

It would be _____ if the JEF is responsible for the body bags.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (2o90I)

8 Okay. I do not Math well, but how the hell is 6 1,829% times anything other than a very very very small number.

I mean, I'm still all for shoving this right down the throats of everyone but still.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

9 Whole lotta older people at that party. It would be a shame if any of our betters got sick after tossing their masks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (XSRBF)

10 "Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything."

Too late for the brain degeneration part.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (P7Iz+)

11 PageSix: Barack Obama's recent Martha's Vineyard 60th birthday bash boasted an A-list guest list, and according to one author, Meghan Markle is upset she didn't make the cut.

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2021 12:00 PM (RHGPo)

12 I guess it was pretty smart for me not to go to OShitHead's b-day party then!

Posted by: Weasel at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (MVjcR)

13 Okay. I do not Math well, but how the hell is 6 1,829% times anything other than a very very very small number.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

Shhhh!!!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (kmxth)

14 Good. When deaths don't increase, it will be attributed to their swanky style and politics.

As opposed to anywhere else, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

15 OH MY LORD SIX CASES!!!!1!! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

16 Hmmm. Simone Biles wishes she was dead. In a similar way to Chelsea Clinton wishing she didn't exist.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (G2zl5)

17 It would be _____ if the JEF is responsible for the body bags.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 11:59 AM (2o90I)

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A resume enhancer?

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (P69fT)

18 Big F'n deal...they go from 4/week to 38/week. This is just an example of stats and scary numbers to frighten the gullible. Bodies stacked up like cordwood along the streets! Um...no....

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (+56GQ)

19 >>>Okay. I do not Math well, but how the hell is 6 1,829% times anything other than a very very very small number.


I'm guessing since the MFM is always throwing out numbers to attack the proles, they thought they would throw the stats back at them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (XSRBF)

20 Good, moar please.

Posted by: Darker at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (ONvIw)

21 I heard they gave out tee shirts :I Went to Obama's Big Party and All I Got Was The Delta Variant

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (uUDKV)

22 I do wonder if Jeremiah Wright and Steven Spielberg ended up near the juice bowl at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

23 Is the blathering moron on the left or the right...?

I would say both but, broad brush.

Pun intended.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (MkuC5)

24 But they are SOPHISTICATED!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (JUOKG)

25 Just to be consistent here, what's the numbers on deaths? I know the media likes to hype "cases", but it's a near-meaningless number.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (6XLoz)

26 Toothy is sort of cute until she opens her mouth and the teeth and libtardedness started pouring out.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (kmxth)

27 Just imagine if Trump had done sh*t like this. , The MFM would go crazy. Here they are not even covering the story.

Posted by: Vic/i at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (mpXpK)

28 So you really thing we'd notice if they had brain degeneration? I'm pretty sanguine about that.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (sOXXq)

29 Wow, the NYT reported this? Wow.

Posted by: gp Is On Notice, But Has No Standing at August 12, 2021 12:03 PM (qpX6U)

30 I would like to know how many of the guests and workers were vaccinated.

I'm guessing 20%, mostly the hired help.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 12:03 PM (vglfn)

31 Yeah, cases vs. deaths. Cases means squat.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 12:03 PM (+56GQ)

32 An average of 6 cases per day were reported in Dukes County, a 1,829 percent increase from the average two weeks ago.
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So 6 cases. If the prior rate had been one case per day, then six cases would be a 600% increase. This is three times that, which means that the prior rate had been

This is such a tiny number that it doesn't matter. It makes for shocking percentage change, but it isn't like COVID is ripping through the county or killing off vast swathes of the population. I hate Obama as much as the next guy, but this is stupid. Was his party responsible? Who knows. Does this matter? Not at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:03 PM (3p5uk)

33 "brain degeneration"

Wasting away in a long term care facility would work for me.

Posted by: Bosk at August 12, 2021 12:03 PM (x6uUk)

34 >>>I'm guessing 20%, mostly the hired help.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Doubtful. Probably recent illegals.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (XSRBF)

35 29 Anything to keep the fear going

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (uUDKV)

36 The plague of this millennium will kill us all! There are SIX NEW CASES!!!! SIX!!!!!!11!!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

37 1,829%
Bwahahahaha!!!!!

And the Karens all go: "REEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (axyOa)

38 So- they're a sophisticated crowd, just like the Illegal aliens crossing our border?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (sOXXq)

39 "Those are rookie numbers." ~Andrew "Former Gov. Nipple Rings" Cuomo (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (3sOO0)

40 I read

... the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

If that's true, why are they expecting an "excess death scenario" requiring massive numbers of body bags? The procurement agreement will remain in effect for a period of four years. Does the U.K. government know something they're not sharing with the public?


I wonder if this is true. The only answer is, our enemy is going to release more.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (2o90I)

41 King Shit Midas gives you scrofula!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (UHVv4)

42 the vax is the virus

pass it on

Posted by: A.Fauci at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (FZYNt)

43 I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (oSy3T)

44 Huh. Carats are bad for Pixy. 32 was supposed to say that the prior rate had been less than 1 case per day, closer to a third of a case per day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (3p5uk)

45 *pulls out calculator*

My calculator says that having 23 cases two weeks ago and 44 cases this week (i.e., approx. 6 per day), would just about match the numbers they're showing. Are the numbers significant when they're that small?

Posted by: Biden's Lonely Neuron at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (UgCb4)

46 I don't remember where I saw it, but a LEO on Twitter from that area said that in the week or so leading up to Obama's party, they saw a flood of street drugs that was bigger than this LEO had ever seen before in his career.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (i0wNm)

47 Shit Midas. LOL
Oldie but goodie!

If they build a Mt Rushmore of American communists Shit Midas will be on it.

Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (YTBIQ)

48 I want to hear how many have died. Not maliciously,
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I want to hear how many have died. Maliciously.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (sWM8x)

49 Old and busted: The Dukes of Hazard

New and shiny: The Hazard of Dukes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)

50 Math is hard! From the Twitchy link Ace referenced:

"An average of 6 cases per day were reported in Dukes County, a 1,829 percent increase from the average two weeks ago. Since the beginning of the pandemic, at least 1 in 12 residents have been infected, a total of 1,501 reported cases."

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (P69fT)

51 How could you tell if some of them had brain degeneration?

Posted by: Vairish84 at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (3vtHv)

52

Darn, Pelosi did not attend.
And Colbert's invite was canceled.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (2o90I)

53
Oh, is vaccination a feature of sophistication, now? What a joke.

First of all, these idiots wouldn't know sophistication if it choked them with its cummerbund. Secondly, one of the leading features of "sophistication" in our inbred, frivolous circle-jerk of a ruling class is credentialism.

And the highest-educated Americans are the least likely to get the vaccine. Even less likely to get it than HS grads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (JN3xP)

54 >>>they saw a flood of street drugs that was bigger than this LEO had ever seen before in his career.
Posted by: bonhomme


Pfft, Democrats don't use drugs, silly!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (XSRBF)

55 15 OH MY LORD SIX CASES!!!!1!! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

Per day!!

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (G2zl5)

56 I think they put Australia on full blown lockdown over one death, so six deaths is definitely ELEVENTY!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (AD3JT)

57 ... the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

If that's true, why are they expecting an "excess death scenario" requiring massive numbers of body bags? The procurement agreement will remain in effect for a period of four years. Does the U.K. government know something they're not sharing with the public?

I wonder if this is true. The only answer is, our enemy is going to release more.
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:04 PM (2o90I)
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It might be true, but it could also be a normal outlay being propagandized. People do die, and body bags are needed. Or it could be that the supply chain fuckups over the past year has meant supplies are low, so they're buying them now while they can. It could mean anything and everyone's a fucking liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (3p5uk)

58 Facts be damned! Full speed ahead!

Posted by: Weasel at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (MVjcR)

59 When will someone sue the govt and Catholic Charities for aiding and abetting illegal migration?

Posted by: Darker at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (ONvIw)

60 clearly, we must shut down, mask up, and enforce vaccinations by the penalty of law and loss of jobs to stop this deadly plague that is ravaging our communities at a rate of .05% lethality, mostly among the extremely aged and ill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

61 46 I don't remember where I saw it, but a LEO on Twitter from that area said that in the week or so leading up to Obama's party, they saw a flood of street drugs that was bigger than this LEO had ever seen before in his career.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (i0wNm)
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I guess that means Hunter was invited.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (xqRaG)

62
Darn, Pelosi did not attend.

But she was in the area at another party

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (Zmnko)

63 Our side didn't make the rules.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (vglfn)

64 I don't wish the covids on any of the party-goers. I want them all to come down with TB.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (VHVnj)

65 11SMOD

Markle just learned America's royalty prefers the future King to the classless, second-tier duchess.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (MUpk6)

66

but, but... outdoor tent!

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (2o90I)

67 So- it seems the spread is very similar to the gay bash super spreader in Provincetown. What kind of party was this exactly?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (sOXXq)

68 Masshole here- people dying from this virus in this state lately are 82 and a half years old with comorbidities. So sayeth our progressive media.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (PNCY7)

69 "+1,829%."

When there's four significant digits, you know that the analysis is scientific.

Posted by: gp Is On Notice, But Has No Standing at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (qpX6U)

70 Nuke Martha's Vineyard!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (r+sAi)

71 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

In a nation where the infection and hospitalization rate is decreasing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

72 59 When will someone sue the govt and Catholic Charities for aiding and abetting illegal migration?
Posted by: Darker at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (ONvIw)

Catholic Charities should lose their tax exempt status

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (Zmnko)

73 Somewhere a Mayor Beringer is saying, "Lets flush the ambulances and get the ER's into epidemic mode. We may have to go through this afterall.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (axyOa)

74 67 There was some cornholing involved...

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (uUDKV)

75

We should start planting announcements for other types of "conservative" gatherings. Where the left will be triggered to act. Have blm and antifa and liberal professors and media all converge in one spot. Not maliciously, mind you.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (2o90I)

76 I guess sophistication doesn't work well against the new COVID variants.

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (Ti+Tv)

77 65 11SMOD

Markle just learned America's royalty prefers the future King to the classless, second-tier duchess.
Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (MUpk6)

=========

She's not even royalty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

78 I want them all to come down with TB.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (VHVnj)

Tender Booty? Too late!!!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (kmxth)

79 in the week or so leading up to Obama's party, they saw a flood of street drugs that was bigger than this LEO had ever seen before in his career.

You know every one of those parties makes a weekend with Keith Moon and Keith Richards look like an Amish barn raising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

80 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

In a nation where the infection and hospitalization rate is decreasing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)


Note the six million pounds worth, not what the actual number of body bags are. Gee, that's not suspicious at all.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (mf5HN)

81 >>>In a nation where the infection and hospitalization rate is decreasing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


This is never going away. Ever. Fifty years from now, we'll still be wearing masks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (XSRBF)

82 52
Darn, Pelosi did not attend.
And Colbert's invite was canceled.
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (2o90I)

Wasn't she one disinvited but then showed up anyways?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (G2zl5)

83 81 >>>In a nation where the infection and hospitalization rate is decreasing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


This is never going away. Ever. Fifty years from now, we'll still be wearing masks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (XSRBF)

==========

I haven't worn a mask in months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

84

They only have the sophisticated version of the bioweapon. Or they just have the flu, which is where they might turn this story to soften the edges a bit.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (2o90I)

85 Ace is feeling charitable today. He's actually conceding the attendees of the Obama Bash might have a brain. I'm not to sure about this kinder gentler ace.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (93KBH)

86 Body bags must be pretty cheap, get'em from China

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (uUDKV)

87 heh! finally some good news!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (j9HX3)

88 Per day!!
Posted by: Buzzion


OH SWEET JESUS at this rate .02% of the population of this community will get the sniffles by the end of the year!!! WHY WON'T BIDEN SAVE THE CHILDREN????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

89 There are probably still people passed out in the dunes with their pants down, yet unaccounted for. So I expect these numbers to rise.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (sOXXq)

90 >>>I haven't worn a mask in months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Nor have I, but the dolts are still wearing them, and I think the dems will continue to shut cities down right around election day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (XSRBF)

91 O'Fuckstick is a scientist and has proved the great transmissibility of Covid. (it's not guilt it's genius)

So,

Lock It Down and Mask It Up.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (gmxXe)

92 So it was formerly 1 case every 70.8 hours. Roughly.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (kmxth)

93 Note the six million pounds worth, not what the actual number of body bags are. Gee, that's not suspicious at all.

Its indicative. It sounds like they are Doing Something (TM) but doesn't really tell you much of anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

94 Catholic Charities should lose their tax exempt status
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (Zmnko)
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I think the government is paying them to do this.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (xqRaG)

95 110 cases per day would be the current case load with an 1829% increase from 6 cases two weeks ago.

Sorry about not posting a Joe Mannix quality picture of a beautiful woman after posting some math but I'm posting from my phone and dont know how to do this.

Posted by: Nelson Rockerfeller at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (VdLsO)

96 test

Posted by: SarahW at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (g1vnC)

97 OH MY LORD SIX CASES!!!!1!! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!++++++
Didn't they close New Zealand for less?

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (vI+F1)

98 . . . and they're called The (Covid) Sophiticates!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

99 I heard they gave out tee shirts :I Went to Obama's Big Party and All I Got Was The Delta Variant
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:02 PM (uUDKV)


I would start calling it the Obama Variant.
The Obama strain.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (2o90I)

100 I read once that the weird hats and shit that a lot of religions use are holdovers from past fashion. They tried to blend in, but didn't change with the fashion until now they look weird.

I wonder if the new religion of God Karen will use blue surgical masks as their vestments.

100 years from now, in the camps, will people wonder why the marxists all wear that blue diaper on their faces?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (t+fpV)

101 Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.----------------

How would anyone tell?

Posted by: Toni (/c+mq) at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (XASjw)

102 If they build a Mt Rushmore of American communists Shit Midas will be on it.

Posted by: Fatass Barr, Deep State Stooge at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (YTBIQ)

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Mt. Rushmore will #Soon be a paean to the world's greatest mass-murdering Socialist heroes -- with depictions of Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, and Fauci.

Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (P69fT)

103 There are probably still people passed out in the dunes with their pants down, yet unaccounted for. So I expect these numbers to rise.

They aren't tracking AIDS cases.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

104 Markle just learned America's royalty prefers the future King to the classless, second-tier duchess.
Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (MUpk6)

=========

She's not even royalty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way

-
Burger King > Sparkle Markle

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (d9FiS)

105 Officer Sicknick died on Jan. 7, one day after the U.S. Capitol building was breached by protesters. Initial media reports stated that Sicknick was bludgeoned on the head with a fire extinguisher and that he died from his injuries. Three months later, on April 19, findings from Sicknick's autopsy were released, saying that the 42-year-old man died of "natural causes."

One day later, journalists contacted the medical examiner's office to challenge the findings.

Reporter Jen Christensen of CNN sent an email asking "how someone could die of natural causes after a traumatic event."

Reporter Sarah Mimms of BuzzFeed News sent an email asking for "clarity" on the findings. "I'm really pressing on clarity here not only because of the importance of this case but also because USCP and the Justice Department initially said that Officer Sicknick died due to injuries he sustained at the Capitol," Mimms wrote. "We want to be accurate, which may mean updating those original stories about how he died, if the ME [medical examiner] can clarify this key point."

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (RHGPo)

106 "similar to the gay bash super spreader in Provincetown. What kind of party was this exactly?"

Similar to P-Town, but with more celebs, more security, and much better drugs.

Posted by: gp Is On Notice, But Has No Standing at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (qpX6U)

107 >>>So it was formerly 1 case every 70.8 hours. Roughly.
Posted by: ...


I had it in April. Couldn't sleep for a few days, but otherwise, it wasn't a huge deal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (XSRBF)

108 ..., no cure for tuberculosis .

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (VHVnj)

109 Masshole here- people dying from this virus in this state lately are 82 and a half years old with comorbidities. So sayeth our progressive media.
Posted by: Little Boomer at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM


Still waiting for Charlie Parker to panic, cave, and order everyone back into masks. You know he's dying to.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (m+jkK)

110 #72 It's a troll, Donna.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (UHVv4)

111 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags,
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A 3,254% increase!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (kmxth)

112 Does that case count include vaccinated but unhospitalized people? I know they stopped counting them for a while.

Posted by: SarahW at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (g1vnC)

113 I misunderstood what was written. 110 cases isn't the answer

Posted by: Nelson Rockerfeller at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (VdLsO)

114 Old and busted: The Dukes of Hazard

New and shiny: The Hazard of Dukes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)



**golf clap**
Well played.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (axyOa)

115 It could mean anything and everyone's a fucking liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:05 PM (3p5uk)

2021 in a nutshell.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (uhPTO)

116 Right now, Dukes County is at a very high risk for unvaccinated people.


Doesn't sound like it. Sounds like it's very risky for those "jabbed".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)

117 Didn't they close New Zealand for less?

Yes. One case. Australia went berserk for a similar rate.

This is beyond stupid and insane, its a whole new level of something we don't even have a word for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

118 call it the Obama Vax

goes both ways

Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (YK4Qh)

119 67 So- it seems the spread is very similar to the gay bash super spreader in Provincetown. What kind of party was this exactly?


yeah about that. someone looked into the data and found a group that was in Ptown, a family not there for the Big Gay Bash, and of the 15 (all vaccinated) people in that group, 11 got COVID. They weren't sucking face or anything else.

this tells me "delta" or whatever, the new mutation, is very catchy, and also the vaccine doesn't freaking work

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (j9HX3)

120 That sophisticated crowd clip is GOLD.

That NYT media monkey forgot to check herself. She thought she was at a Manhattan dinner party.

Posted by: Zank Frappa at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (iaCeZ)

121 Immunocompromised.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (OLxvn)

122 no cure for tuberculosis .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (VHVnj)

Or for stupid.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (kmxth)

123 "a sophisticated vaccinated crowd"

Can't really say I called it, who didn't see it coming?

"Unsinkable, absolutely unsinkable"

"3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible"

"More beautiful than the Goddess Aphrodite"

https://tinyurl.com/wsrrthtp

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (49Exr)

124 Markle just learned America's royalty prefers the future King to the classless, second-tier duchess.

It's not even that. If she were effective at getting the globalist message out to people, they'd put up with her. But she's a miserable failure (she made one podcast episode and people only listened to make fun of it) so Big Anus has no further use for her.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

125 I would start calling it the Obama Variant.
The Obama strain.
---
The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (sWM8x)

126 They were averaging a third of a case every day or one every three days.

Posted by: Nelson Rockerfeller at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (VdLsO)

127 116 It could mean anything and everyone's a fucking liar.


put this on a shirt

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (j9HX3)

128 Someone should point out that this is probably the STAFF at the event that's coming down with COVID.

The Attendees (VIPs) would fly back to their own homes and if they "Had the 'Vid" would be reported under their home county (San Fransisco County, Los Angeles County, etc).

This seems like the workers got the 'vid from Obama's shindig. Who could have seen that coming?

THAT's why you hire Union Labor. They are immune don't 'ya know? /sarc

Posted by: Scott_T at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (2waQ7)

129 77 TJM

I know she's not royalty, that's why it's a little "d." lol I'd also bet a DNA test would prove Harry isn't a Prince, either.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (MUpk6)

130 OK, here's what I'd like to know: if the Obama party was a super-spreader event, how many of the attendees border a commercial airline or ferry when leaving the island? Yeah, I know some of the VIPs came by private plane, but still.

Talk about SUPER-spreaders!

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

131 I had it in April. Couldn't sleep for a few days, but otherwise, it wasn't a huge deal.

It sucks, if you get a pretty strong case. My brother had it, and I didn't want to catch it. But I never want to catch any flu or cold. Its always miserable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

132 ==========

I haven't worn a mask in months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
...................

February

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (gmxXe)

133 Every time I see a picture of Acosta's smug, sissified, here's-my-serious-face look, I just want to punch him. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: pep at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (ZsR3z)

134 now now lets not quibble over obvious common core math problems of the govt lackeys or liberties taken with the ladies, I am not gonna sit here and let bracky obama not take responsibility for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people, dog hors d' oeuvres and harp seals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (r+sAi)

135 Journalisming quick mafs

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (DXFDM)

136 It's not even that. If she were effective at getting the globalist message out to people, they'd put up with her. But she's a miserable failure (she made one podcast episode and people only listened to make fun of it) so Big Anus has no further use for her.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)


I feel sorry for Harry. *pause* No I don't.

Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum at August 12, 2021 12:14 PM (PiwSw)

137 I'm not wearing a mask anymore btw

so far I've been in lots of places where I'm the only one and no one has said anything

but I AM DONE

I will just not go into the city, that's not a huge sacrifice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 12:14 PM (j9HX3)

138 Imagine what it would have been if they hadn't "scaled back" and then "canceled" the party.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:14 PM (kmxth)

139 Old and busted: Typhoid Mary

New and shiny: Covid Barry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:14 PM (d9FiS)

140 141 Old and busted: Typhoid Mary

New and shiny: Covid Barry
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:14 PM (d9FiS)

Good one

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (Zmnko)

141 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

In a nation where the infection and hospitalization rate is decreasing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
***

Begs the question: Is this because they know something we don't (doubtful); or is this just typical Brit government bureaucracy in procurement catching up with someone's shipping timeline?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)

142 "If the prior rate had been one case per day, then six cases would be a 600% increase."

if there was one case, then two cases would be ... a 100% increase. so six is an increase of five ... which (gets out calculator ... scratches head) ... hmmm, 1829% increase, just as Ace said.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (Cus5s)

143 Dear Staff,
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"Manila Folders" are now "File Folders" (colonialsm)
"Xerox Machine" shall now be called "copy machine" (corporate racist legacy)
"Staples" are now "permanent metallic fasteners" (insensitive to people with food insecurity)

These are only examples. For a comprehensive list or to recommend additional substitutions, please see the Real Estate and Workplace Supply page on Sharepoint.

We deeply apologize to any who have been offended by our use of outdated language, and appreciate having this brought to our attention so that we can all improve.

Thank you,

Posted by: Office Supplies Karen at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (3p5uk)

144 I wonder what the pool looks like on Harry/Markle divorce? I mean he's pretty obviously mindlessly in love right now but how long will that last? He was in the military and apparently was quite valiant and capable. Sooner or later he's gonna want those nads back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

145 "Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything"

Who could tell?

Posted by: SkylerKat at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (SXIn9)

146 call it the Obama Vax

goes both ways
Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:12 PM (YK4Qh)

Men and little boys?

Posted by: golfman at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (W145b)

147 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags

-------------

How much does a body bag weigh? That's a lot of body bags!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (kTF2Z)

148 59 When will someone sue the govt and Catholic Charities for aiding and abetting illegal migration?
Posted by: Darker at August 12, 2021 12:06 PM (ONvIw)

Right after the Lutheran church services that kept placing "refugees" in low-resource areas where they overwhelmed the already-strapped schools and supports systems meant for local Americans.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (/+bwe)

149 Apologies for dragging this over from the previous thread but it could be useful to anyone who is considering homeschooling.

Anyway... she's worried about how home schooling would work ...

As far as how it would work legally, it depends very much on your state laws. Some states require a specific kind of notice to your local school district, some don't. Some require standardized testing, some don't. Some have specific curriculum requirements..., well you get get the idea. A good place to start is hslda.org. Then get in touch with other homeschoolers in your area. Use Facebook if you must. The most important thing to know is that you don't have to do it alone. There are resources out there if you look.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (nfrXX)

150 Getting a Hunger Games vibe from that party.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (OLxvn)

151 Darn, Pelosi did not attend.

It wouldn't matter. Viruses avoid her out of professional courtesy.

Posted by: pep at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ZsR3z)

152 Imagine if Hunter had been there. Then they'd be dealing with the Hunter Varient STD.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

153 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

that's like 300,000 tons. Don't know how much a body bag weighs, but that seems like a lot.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (2cfUo)

154 MV and Nanfucket are a lot like NYC

cool if you got like 50-100 million

Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (YK4Qh)

155 Note the six million pounds worth, not what the actual number of body bags are. Gee, that's not suspicious at all.
Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 12:08 PM (mf5HN)

Gotta use a bigger number to make it look scary. Let's say 20 each so about 300k bags which is similar to the deaths they have every 5 years. Which is a completely reasonable timeframe to order for.

Posted by: Sjg at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (gDSJf)

156 Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (M+Lyo)

157 Thank you,
Posted by: Office Supplies Karen at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (3p5uk)


*raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"

Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (PiwSw)

158 Sooner or later he's gonna want those nads back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

She's pretty set right now.. She managed to pop out two insurance policies money wise.... Soon is my guess

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (Zmnko)

159 Our elites no longer care to hide that they don't believe in the crap they expect the rest of us to obey. Probably because the elites have realized it no longer matters, because they won't be called out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (93KBH)

160 27 Just imagine if Trump had done sh*t like this


the IRS would audit the gifts

Posted by: x at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (oA+QO)

161 Darn, Pelosi did not attend.

I'd read on the Twats that she was disinvited when Obama "scaled back" the party to just people he actually likes, but showed up anyway and just stayed out of his sight.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

162 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (PiwSw)
++++
Damn. I left that one hanging. Oh well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (3p5uk)

163 Is this because they know something we don't (doubtful); or is this just typical Brit government bureaucracy in procurement catching up with someone's shipping timeline?

Its a combination of personal fear and wanting to be seen to be Doing Something to appease the others who are terrified.

Look at the ridiculous lengths people go to in order to be pretty and young looking and healthy feeling. There is no life except the here and now for most of the western world, and they live in constant fear of being weaker, sicker, older, and uglier because being happy and comfortable now is their highest goal in life.

They have literally nothing else to live for. There is no purpose in their life except themselves and being young, healthy, and having lots of sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

164 Right now, Dukes County is at a very high risk for unvaccinated people.


Doesn't sound like it. Sounds like it's very risky for those "jabbed".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:11 PM (OCTRt)


Sounds risky for anyone the media and dems (BIRM) decide its risky for.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)

165 162 Emoluments!!

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (uUDKV)

166 that's like 300,000 tons. Don't know how much a body bag weighs, but that seems like a lot.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (2cfUo)

It's funny because body bags don't weigh much until there are bodies in them.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (kmxth)

167 Ddd Dukes County health authorities deliberately delay mask rules to accommodate the Obama party?

Nantucket, the next island over from Marthas Vineyard, re-instituted mask requirements on August 5th, the week preceding the Obama party. Marthas Vineyard would obviously have known this, but decided not to do the same. Why?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (osIe+)

168

Not only a superspreader event, but a super neo-variant producer event.

Hurray! Superspreading the new Super Variant. You go Fauci and friends! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (2o90I)

169 She wasn't much of an actress but she must do something well.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (gmxXe)

170 Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (M+Lyo)

-----------

I got somethin to say!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (kTF2Z)

171 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes


Cracker Cover?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (OCTRt)

172 Nancy Pelosi and Stephen Colbert star in Party Crashers

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (uUDKV)

173 Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.
_____________

How would we be able to tell?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (k4dH2)

174

Covid only affects proles, dumbass. We've all had gene therapy to induce immunity. By the way, most of you are now sterile.

Posted by: Pedo Bill G. at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (VqE5K)

175 Thank you,
Posted by: Office Supplies Karen at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (3p5uk)


*raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM


Correctional fluid, smartass.

*writes your name on a List*

Posted by: Office Supplies Karen's Boss at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (m+jkK)

176 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"

"I don't think they should use white out anyway, just build the damascus billet and grind it off later."
--Ben Abbott

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

177 1 in 12. Now I am absolutely detestable when it comes to math capabilities but wouldn't another way of looking at this be:

More than 90% of residents have not tested positive?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (KbCG3)

178 171 She wasn't much of an actress but she must do something well.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (gmxXe)

I think Harry did it as a F' you to his Family

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (Zmnko)

179 Re: Homeschooling. Bluebell is a valuable source on home schooling.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (VHVnj)

180 Dukes County? Is that where the mayonnaise comes from?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (V6f9+)

181 >> Our elites no longer care to hide that they don't believe in the crap they expect the rest of us to obey. Probably because the elites have realized it no longer matters, because they won't be called out.


I reacll reading that Oprah opted out because of the Delta. She at least understands that she's in a high risk category and is super-careful about contact. Saw a clip of her chatting with Gayle King for her morning show, and Oprah is not meeting with anyone who's flown commercial, and people who've flown private, she still insist on a quarantine period.

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

182 My $650 shirt induced a multitude of erections, man. A multitude.

Posted by: Barry O'Dicklick at August 12, 2021 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

183 146 Christopher R Taylor

I don't think Harry can recover. His hateful behavior towards his family, especially his grandparents, probably ended his chances of being welcomed back after a Markle/Harry split. He's stuck w her, IMO.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (MUpk6)

184 It's interesting that they keep trying to make Sicknick death by terrorism. But no one ever mentions the woman that was trampled on and died. They couldn't get the cops to help them pull her out of the crush.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (5HBd1)

185 >>>neo-variant producer event

Well, yeah, If Obabma did it it would naturally be a variant or a deviant.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (gmxXe)

186 Oops-new hash, not at home.

Posted by: Toni at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (XASjw)

187 175 Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.
_____________

How would we be able to tell?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (k4dH2)

key fobs

Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (YK4Qh)

188 She wasn't much of an actress but she must do something well.

No sex is worth the misery, humiliation, failure, and loss of status that Harry has experienced. It cannot possibly be that good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

189 I am sure Shit Midas got covid up the ass at his party. And by covid I mean numerous penii.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (ufFY8)

190 Emoluments!!
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM


It rubs the emoluments on it's skin...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (m+jkK)

191 It's a prevalent highly-infectious virus that's been on the loose for nearly 2 years.

I know it's far past being a lost cause, but the instant/universal adoption of the false frameworks and assumptions used by the racist-authoritarians to vandalize society, in order to mock them, is sad.

Mock their false framework, not (the lamest, weakest "attack" there is) their "hypocrisy".

Virus is gonna virus. This is the foundation of all wisdom here. Ignoring that foundation is itself the foundation for all of the artificial social and economic damage of the last 18 months.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (OTzUX)

192 This pretty, bright-eyed, raven-haired lady didn't attend Obama's soiree and has no friends in Martha's Vineyard, so she doesn't have the 'Rona:
https://is.gd/Pt0knI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (3p5uk)

193 Darn, Pelosi did not attend.

I'd read on the Twats that she was disinvited when Obama "scaled back" the party to just people he actually likes, but showed up anyway and just stayed out of his sight.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)


Oh. Interesting...

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (2o90I)

194 As of August 1, 2021, cases need to increase by at least 5,000% in areas with a minimum average $5 million net worth in order for a super spreader event to be investigated. It's science.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (gJpaj)

195 Its.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (m+jkK)

196 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum 

Antiracist Final Solution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (d9FiS)

197 Shit Midas ref went over my head, lil help?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (49Exr)

198 also, I don't give a shit about cases. Hospitalizations and deaths matter and even they have to be narrowly defined as Wuhan-caused...so I have my doubts about their numbers.

Fuck this fake panic

And fuck Obama with Charlie Sheen's diseased dick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (V6f9+)

199 160 Sooner or later he's gonna want those nads back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
She's pretty set right now.. She managed to pop out two insurance policies money wise.... Soon is my guess
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (Zmnko)

I predict it's after she gets caught banging the producer or costar on whatever show she gets. Of course what he needs to do is take the kids on a trip to England and file for divorce while he's the one in custody of them.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (G2zl5)

200 Oh, thou Deplorables!. . . . .how dare dost thou heathens doubt the wisdom of the Dali Bama, the Chimpcago Thug in Chief, the Odildo, the Halfrican Transformer of our fine racist nation. . . how dare you?? Get down on your knees in front of his graven image!

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & PNs at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (MRjPQ)

201 >>>ended his chances of being welcomed back after a Markle/Harry split. He's stuck w her, IMO.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (MUpk6)
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Boating accident?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (gmxXe)

202 >There is no purpose in their life except themselves and being young, healthy, and having lots of sex.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds like Glenn Reynolds.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (DXFDM)

203 Shit Midas ref went over my head, lil help?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (49Exr)

Everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

Everything Shit Midas Obama touches turns to shit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (V6f9+)

204 I think Harry did it as a F' you to his Family

That family has a history of being mesmerized by actresses to the point of insanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

205 197 Its.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (m+jkK)

Now I'm hearing Monty Python's Flying Circus theme music.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (xPJvm)

206 How would we be able to tell?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


what difference would it make? HLS would still have granted Obama a degree even if he was retarded.

Posted by: x at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (oA+QO)

207 " U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags"

if they bought them from Hunter Enterprises, at $10K each ... it is not that many bags (~1829). And they are really just buying Joe Biden.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

208 Shit Midas ref went over my head, lil help?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (49Exr)
++++
"Shit Midas" is one of many Horde nicknames for Obama. He's like Midas, except everything he touches turns to shit instead of gold.

See also:
TFG (That Fuckin' Guy)
JEF (Jug-eared fag)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (3p5uk)

209 Our elites no longer care to hide that they don't believe in the crap they expect the rest of us to obey. Probably because the elites have realized it no longer matters, because they won't be called out.

Just like their daughters and grand daughters will not be drafted. Count on it.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (2o90I)

210
*raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes

Correctional fluid, smartass.

*writes your name on a List*
Posted by: Office Supplies Karen's Boss


Penitentiary Baby Gravy?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (OCTRt)

211 >>Marthas Vineyard would obviously have known this, but decided not to do the same. Why?


Heh, you know why.

Anna Puma referenced The Masque of the Red Death on an earlier post about this, and it fits, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (bDqIh)

212 Don't forget SCOAMF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (JN3xP)

213 I don't think Harry leaves Megan. It's too much like John and Yoko. He'll die tragically and she'll become a professional widow.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5HBd1)

214 >>What do we call "Wite out?"


liquid paper -- but who uses paper anymore?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

215 How many actual illnesses? How many deaths? None? and None? Then STFU.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (R4j1g)

216 Now I'm hearing Monty Python's Flying Circus theme music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM


You're welcome.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (m+jkK)

217 Along with the HSLDA resource, hit me up on JJ's thread generally if you have homeschooling questions. HSLDA is seriously awesome, though, and can answer all legal questions. I haven't regretted a cent I've spent on membership.

Posted by: Catherine at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (NP9JZ)

218 198 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum

Antiracist Final Solution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (d9FiS)
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No more white papers shall be written.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (gmxXe)

219 *raises hand*. What do we call "Wite out?"
Posted by: I am General Shadout Mapes, who is all out of Bubblegum at August 12, 2021 12:16 PM (PiwSw)
++++
"Throw it in the shred bin and print a corrected copy"
Not as catchy, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (3p5uk)

220 See also:
TFG (That Fuckin' Guy)
JEF (Jug-eared fag)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (3p5uk)


"fag"? I am pretty sure it was the other f word

in my mind it is, and when I use it, which is often

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (2o90I)

221 Sounds like Glenn Reynolds.

Mr "I've seen evolution happen" even though he's talking about intelligent design within the DNA capacity of the critter? Yeah. Its a common libertarian flaw, to think that the here and now is all there is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

222 "fag"? I am pretty sure it was the other f word

in my mind it is, and when I use it, which is often
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (2o90I)
++++
Embrace the power of and (or either). That's what someone told me long ago when I asked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:24 PM (3p5uk)

223 Hold them to THEIR standards. Cases.

On the other hand, their standards are really really stupid.

Posted by: Synova at August 12, 2021 12:24 PM (BD/yx)

224 Comon, Catholics are just smarter. Admit it.

Posted by: Jesus Loves at August 12, 2021 12:13 PM (exxBm)

I didn't realize Ed Morrissey commented here. You think he wouldn't, the way he gets his bag smashed over at Hot Air...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 12, 2021 12:24 PM (cvNl1)

225 203 Braenyard

Considering markle's former line of work "boating accident" sounds like karma.

Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (MUpk6)

226 Don't forget SCOAMF.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (JN3xP)


and SCOAMT
from "failure" to "traitor"

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (2o90I)

227 The CDC recommended indoor masking in Dukes County all the way back on July 27 but the county did not change its rules.


Why?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (osIe+)

228 the U.K. government is procuring 6 million pounds' worth of body bags, or "temporary body storage," even as government officials announce that the current vaccination rate has "created a protective wall" against the infection.

that's like 300,000 tons. Don't know how much a body bag weighs, but that seems like a lot.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger


6 million pounds. Weight or money?
Pounds Sterling.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (OCTRt)

229 King Mierdas is also good.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (DXFDM)

230 Its a common libertarian flaw, to think that the here and now is all there is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:24 PM


Now, now, they don't only think that the here and now is everything. There are also drugs and hookers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)

231 JEF (Jug-eared fag)

Jug-Eared *Fuck(er)* is the version I've always heard/used.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (ZGrMX)

232 Catholic Charities should lose their tax exempt status
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:07 PM (Zmnko)
---------
I think the government is paying them to do this.
Posted by: zmdavid at August 12, 2021 12:M

Yes, just like Lutheran Church's "refugee" services.

A friend of mine explained during George W's administration that despite all the D's outrage about him creating partnerships between churches and government, it was necessary. Politicians promised a lot of services that government can't deliver well, if at all. A salaried government employee is too expensive compared to a combination of church employees and volunteers. Who is going to go above-and-beyond for the bottom-feeders? Not government.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (/+bwe)

233 191 I am sure Shit Midas got covid up the ass at his party. And by covid I mean numerous penii.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 12, 2021 12:20 PM (ufFY

*****
Big Mike Big Mikes him daily, so I don't know if the Odildo wants to run with a crowd with a bigger gauge buttey plug, or not.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & PNs at August 12, 2021 12:25 PM (MRjPQ)

234 Marthas Vineyard would obviously have known this, but decided not to do the same. Why?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2021 12:18 PM (osIe+)

So what? They did the right thing albeit for the wrong reasons. There's a large body of evidence that masks have done absolutely nothing, why even pretend like masking orders are a good idea. I'd rather not reinforce the "more masks, more lockdowns" retards with this whole "they didn't do enough" line.

Posted by: Sjg at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (gDSJf)

235 I mean if Markle is obsessed with his mother like she seems then that second kid isn't his and she's gonna get caught screwing other men.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (G2zl5)

236 My favorite name for obama was Taupe Dope

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (Zmnko)

237 S.F. is going to require full vax to get into indoor spaces such as bars, restaurants, and gyms. I don't really drink anymore nor do I need to pay a fortune to eat, so that's nothing. The gym I'd like to go back to, but not with a mask, even if I don't need to get vaxxed. Oh well.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (KAi1n)

238 Is it Raimondo the troll who is obsessed with Christians?

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (uUDKV)

239 "Everything Shit Midas Obama touches turns to shit"

Ah okay. Thanks!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (49Exr)

240 My favorite name for obama was Taupe Dope
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (Zmnko)
++++
"The Audacity of Taupe" is hands-down the funniest riff on his book that I've ever seen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (3p5uk)

241
There are probably still people passed out in the dunes with their pants down, yet unaccounted for. So I expect these numbers to rise.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:09 PM (sOXXq)


I didn't know that there was a beach MoMee recently...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 12:27 PM (n+4am)

242 >>>Embrace the power of and

JEFF

Posted by: x at August 12, 2021 12:27 PM (oA+QO)

243

I guess private planes do not work.
They will blame their slaves.
They will always blame their slaves.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:27 PM (2o90I)

244 240 Is it Raimondo the troll who is obsessed with Christians?
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (uUDK

Raykon troll

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:27 PM (G2zl5)

245 I mean if Markle is obsessed with his mother like she seems then that second kid isn't his and she's gonna get caught screwing other men.

My mom's into that royal stuff and she says it's common assumption online that neither of the kids are actually Harry's, and they're possibly not Markle's either.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:28 PM (ZGrMX)

246 Covid, but not AIDS, right? Help me out here, Doc.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 12, 2021 12:28 PM (FJYfm)

247 "Obumbles" is my favorite.

Posted by: Javems at August 12, 2021 12:28 PM (8SSHh)

248 I kind of like the purple lipped messiah.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 12, 2021 12:28 PM (cSyAR)

249 240 Is it Raimondo the troll who is obsessed with Christians?
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM

This one was using "G--d--" in the previous thread. Is that a tell?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (/+bwe)

250 Re: I had it in April. Couldn't sleep for a few days...

Apparently, I've had COVID-19 for about 15 years...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (+56GQ)

251 The gym I'd like to go back to, but not with a mask, even if I don't need to get vaxxed. Oh well.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:26 

At least we're still a free country!

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (P2BBd)

252 >> S.F. is going to require full vax to get into indoor spaces such as bars, restaurants, and gyms.


Love how CA has decriminalized knowingly exposiing a sexual partner to AIDS but will now force covid vaccinations for the safety of the community. And where the safety of letting SF streets become overrun with human waste, needles, and homeless camps??? You can drip a turn in my path, but heaven forbid you breath in my vacinity -- is that it?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

253 My mom's into that royal stuff and she says it's common assumption online that neither of the kids are actually Harry's, and they're possibly not Markle's either.
Posted by: Ian S.


Like father, like son.
That's cool. Harry isn't Charles's either.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (OCTRt)

254 Ditto for "mask" nonsense. They don't work. So mandating them or not makes no difference (abundantly confirmed by the last 18 months). So the problem isn't "not wearing masks", it's the absurd idea that they are any kind of protection.

This deformation and degradation of everyday life is going to be permanent unless someone finally starts addressing the obvious main point: the lack of scientific basis for almost all of these "non-pharmaceutical interventions" (NPIs).

The question of "freedom" doesn't even arise, if the policy in question has no rational basis. There's no dilemma, no balancing to be done. And unless the snake is killed, by refuting its technical basis, it will not go away or be deterred by arguments about "freedom", however much merit they may have.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

255 Big Mike Big Mikes him daily, so I don't know if the Odildo wants to run with a crowd with a bigger gauge buttey plug, or not.

There' s a hilarious Photoshop of one of the many pictures where Mike has an obvious penis and they pasted in Barack pointing to it with a frown on his face.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (ZGrMX)

256 215 I don't think Harry leaves Megan. It's too much like John and Yoko. He'll die tragically and she'll become a professional widow.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5HBd1)

I still don't see why Harry even married her. Sure he's a male ginger and they're not in demand, but he is (was?) royalty and that should have counterbalanced the male ginger-ness. Megan probably is not good bed-decadence wise.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (wQb4c)

257 "Obumbles" is my favorite.
Posted by: Javems at August 12, 2021 12:28 PM (8SSHh)


Next on the Smithsonian Channel: "Obama's Presidency -- The Power Of Words."

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (AiZBA)

258

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (K2SnJ)

259 >>My mom's into that royal stuff and she says it's common assumption online that neither of the kids are actually Harry's, and they're possibly not Markle's either.


Did they use IVF, or is the rumor some other kind of shenanigans?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

260

as i recall

scoamf
stuttering *clusterfark* of a ... failure

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (2o90I)

261 Gaylord is the ultimate fuckup despite the enemedia covering his ass constantly.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (y7DUB)

262 >> "Obumbles" is my favorite.

President Gutsy Call

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

263 262

as i recall

scoamf
stuttering *clusterfark* of a ... failure
Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (2o90I)

======

miserable failure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

264 Yeah, saw that advertised on the Smithsonian Channel...just about barfed.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (+56GQ)

265 I have some favorite names for biden too.. One is the Trojan Corpse

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (Zmnko)

266 I'm skeptical that Obama has 500 friends.

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (cSyAR)

267
Shit Midas ref went over my head, lil help?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (49Exr)
++++
"Shit Midas" is one of many Horde nicknames for Obama. He's like Midas, except everything he touches turns to shit instead of gold.

See also:
TFG (That Fuckin' Guy)
JEF (Jug-eared fag)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:22 PM (3p5uk)


I'm partial to Chocolate Fonzie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (n+4am)

268 Megan probably is not good bed-decadence wise.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (wQb4c)

You're forgetting that she was a yacht whore.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (G2zl5)

269 Merely a local news story, right?

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (6Je/Q)

270 I like the term O'Bama because it cracks me up. Seamus O'Bama, that rascal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

271 Oh right Raykon. I always mix up my trolls.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (uUDKV)

272 Megan probably is not good bed-decadence wise.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (wQb4c)

See, I think she'd be exceptional. After all, she's had all that practice landing TV roles and moving her way up the social circle.

Of course, I don't want shit on my shit, so I'd pass, but still. I bet she knows her way around a dong. You know she's seen a bunch of them up close.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (cvNl1)

273 Did they use IVF, or is the rumor some other kind of shenanigans?

Depending on the version of the rumor it's either IVF, a full-on surrogate, or just plain a stunt baby.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (ZGrMX)

274 The jab is the variant.

Posted by: Doctor Detroit at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (F9j5E)

275 Did they use IVF, or is the rumor some other kind of shenanigans?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

Curious.. The first kid is very fair.. Unusual for a supposed "black" mother.. Second kid I haven't seen pictures of because they are selling them to the highest bidder

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (Zmnko)

276 Depending on the version of the rumor it's either IVF, a full-on surrogate, or just plain a stunt baby.

Given her fixation on appearance and otherwise being lazy as hell I would be shocked if she went through a pregnancy and gave birth, then did all the work to get herself back in shape.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

277 We need to repurpose the famous joke "The Aristocrats" into "The Sophisticates"
Would be epic.
(Starring Barky O'Phukstick, of course)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 12, 2021 12:33 PM (7Fj9P)

278 I'm skeptical that Obama has 500 friends.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish


500 sycophants. Easy.

Too bad somebody didn't napalm the place when they were all gathered together there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 12, 2021 12:33 PM (vcOmj)

279 miserable failure
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)


yes, and then scoamt, traitor, which I prefer

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:33 PM (2o90I)

280
Oh right Raykon. I always mix up my trolls.
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (uUDKV)


Understandable, since all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (n+4am)

281 (Ex BM) !!???

How apropos!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (mD/uy)

282 Unusual for a supposed "black" mother.

She's even less African than Obama. But super pale genes are usually quite recessive, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

283 269
Shit Midas ref went over my head, lil help?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:21 PM (49Exr)
++++
"Shit Midas" is one of many Horde nicknames for Obama. He's like Midas, except everything he touches turns to shit instead of gold.
See also:
TFG (That Fuckin' Guy)
JEF (Jug-eared fag)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I'm partial to Chocolate Fonzie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021

The Gay Ruby Tuesday's waiter, trying to upsell the appetizers...

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (6Je/Q)

284 We need to repurpose the famous joke "The Aristocrats" into "The Sophisticates"
Would be epic.
(Starring Barky O'Phukstick, of course)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 12, 2021 12:33 PM (7Fj9P)


oh, nice

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (2o90I)

285 Love how CA has decriminalized knowingly exposiing a sexual partner to AIDS but will now force covid vaccinations for the safety of the community....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (bDqIh)
-----------------

Logic of the West Coast.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (gmxXe)

286 You're welcome, Dukes county. We would've never seen this staggering 1829% growth without me and my contributions.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (/4vtq)

287 Given her fixation on appearance and otherwise being lazy as hell I would be shocked if she went through a pregnancy and gave birth, then did all the work to get herself back in shape.

Exactly. Markle is almost literally the female Obama. The only difference is Barky had the media and Bill Ayers helping him out behind the scenes.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:35 PM (ZGrMX)

288 Oh, what a shame it would be if the smahtest Negro in the world would keel over from the Peking Pox.

Posted by: Kangarew66 at August 12, 2021 12:35 PM (D2Sq1)

289 Meanwhile, sad pathetic hate-filled atheists like trolls here had a "give the middle finger to Christianity" day which nobody would have noticed if Not The Bee hadn't posted on it. Its almost as effective as screaming at the sky

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

290 This is obviously Trumps fault.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (LLkAs)

291 hash don't lie

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (DXFDM)

292 Who has sucked more cock Megan or Barack ?

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (uUDKV)

293 Markle is doing the anchor baby thing, sorta...

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (6Je/Q)

294 The Gay Ruby Tuesday's waiter, trying to upsell the appetizers

You see how much flair he's wearing? You should think about wearing more flair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

295 295 Who has sucked more cock Megan or Barack ?
Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (uUDKV)

What about Me ?

Posted by: Kamala at August 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Zmnko)

296 Don't you see how dangerous this is?! Even vaccinated people are getting sick!

So get vaccinated!

Posted by: The CDC at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (oBAbT)

297 There was also the real power behind the curtain during 0's term, the TOTUS

Posted by: Sjg at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (gDSJf)

298 285 "Unusual for a supposed "black" mother."

She's even less African than Obama. But super pale genes are usually quite recessive, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

From what I've seen it's not uncommon to have it be more like a coin flip. Kid can pop out looking pure black or white.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (z5Vrg)

299 I thought members of royalty generally avoided marrying sluts. They slut around with sluts, sure but marrying?

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (cSyAR)

300 Heh. Jim Treacher at WZ, with regard to Ahnold's "screw your freedom" remark:

"An Austrian loudmouth who scoffs at freedom and demands compliance with the government's dictates...Why do I feel like I've heard this before?"

Posted by: pep at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (ZsR3z)

301 So Crenshaw, the new melonhead, said election was fair and square. He's a Democrat after all.

Posted by: Dems always lie...so do gope at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

302 300 Don't you see how dangerous this is?! Even vaccinated people are getting sick!

So get vaccinated!
Posted by: The CDC at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (oBAbT)

Yup.. Logic out the window with this group

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (Zmnko)

303 >So get vaccinated!
Posted by: The CDC at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (oBAbT)

Yeah, some vaccinated people died, but just think how much worse it could have been if they weren't vaccinated!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:38 PM (DXFDM)

304
See, I think she'd be exceptional. After all, she's had all that practice landing TV roles and moving her way up the social circle.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (cvNl1)


I dunno. I always found that the roundheels girls were experienced, but weren't actually very good at it.

Probably just selection bias or anecdotes =/= data.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 12:38 PM (n+4am)

305 At this point they literally need to drag Fauci through the streets, disembowel him, and hang his corpse to rot from a pole in Times Square as an example to every lying, idiotic, Napoleon Complex, media darling, self-ingratiating, left-wing, authoritarian, despotic cocksucker in the country.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:38 PM (VpIIl)

306 The Texas Senate has passed Senate Bill 1, the voting security bill.

The fleebaggers failed, as did a last minute 15-hour filibuster attempt by Carol Alvarado (D-Beijing).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (XGAZE)

307 From what I've seen it's not uncommon to have it be more like a coin flip. Kid can pop out looking pure black or white.

Ordinarily I would agree, but her Mother is particularly on the dark side

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (Zmnko)

308 I'd give a weeks pay to run into Jim Acosta out in the streets.

Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (0jZnq)

309 Too bad the average two weeks ago wasn't zero, because it'd be cool to report that the percent increase was so large that it was undefined.

Posted by: Roy at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (pz+YC)

310 311 The Texas Senate has passed Senate Bill 1, the voting security bill.

The fleebaggers failed, as did a last minute 15-hour filibuster attempt by Carol Alvarado (D-Beijing).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (XGAZE)

=========

I'm glad they got their moment in the sun. It almost got Biden covid, though, which was a very unfortunate side effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

311 At this point they literally need to drag Fauci through the streets, disembowel him, and hang his corpse to rot from a pole in Times Square as an example to every lying, idiotic, Napoleon Complex, media darling, self-ingratiating, left-wing, authoritarian, despotic cocksucker in the country.
Posted by: Marcus T


Save some for your newsletter! ...which I'll be subscribing to.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (vOGqy)

312 At this point they literally need to drag Fauci through the streets, disembowel him, and hang his corpse to rot from a pole in Times Square as an example to every lying, idiotic, Napoleon Complex, media darling, self-ingratiating, left-wing, authoritarian, despotic cocksucker in the country.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:38 PM (VpIIl)

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (2o90I)

313 heard on PBS Albany is alarmed that 50% of hospitalizations are breakthroughs

Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (YK4Qh)

314 313 I'd give a weeks pay to run into Jim Acosta out in the streets.
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (0jZnq)

Preferably with your car

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (Zmnko)

315 Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:26 PM (KAi1n)

Buy exercise equipment for your home. You'll save money in the long run.
Plus, you don't have to deal with other people at the gym.

Posted by: Iasonas at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (IVj0Y)

316 Masque of the Red Death?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (6vCd7)

317 I'd give a weeks pay to run into Jim Acosta out in the streets.
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 12:39 PM (0jZnq)


... with a steam roller.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 12, 2021 12:40 PM (AiZBA)

318 Who has sucked more cock Megan or Barack ?
=========================
*glug* What about MEEE!! *glug*glug*

Posted by: Shep! w/his mascara running from gag reflex at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (7Fj9P)

319 At this point they literally need to drag Fauci through the streets, disembowel him, and hang his corpse to rot from a pole in Times Square as an example to every lying, idiotic, Napoleon Complex, media darling, self-ingratiating, left-wing, authoritarian, despotic cocksucker in the country.

I feel like it needs to be more humiliating, like televised gay sex with Barack Obama. Since he was into the whole bathhouse thing "for research".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (ZGrMX)

320 miserable failure

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (UHVv4)

321 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken. It morbid.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (gmxXe)

322 323 Who has sucked more cock Megan or Barack ?

number or inches ?

Posted by: Tom Brady at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (YK4Qh)

323 If Obama does catch a fatal dose of covid his last words will be "I,I,I,I

Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (cSyAR)

324 Also, since we're digging up Obama insults on this thread, don't forget SCOAMF.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (ZGrMX)

325 The sofisticados all flew back to Hell-ywood to infect that shithole.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

326 319 That's not funny!
Jim Treacher

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (uUDKV)

327 You're forgetting that she was a yacht whore.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:31 PM (G2zl5)

Yes, I did forget. So my assertion there was wrong.

Now it's clearer what she did. Typical enticement.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (wQb4c)

328 Fauci is just one, though amazingly ridiculous and pernicious figure.

There's a country of 330M and almost all of its institutions, "leadership", and populace that has and continues to ignore science and common sense. It is "who they are", and that ain't changing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 12, 2021 12:42 PM (OTzUX)

329 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken. It morbid.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (gmxXe)


New trend for the sophisticates: Bug eating in its various forms. Probably too many bug burgers.

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:43 PM (2o90I)

330 Markle strikes me as the dead "Make me cum" sort of girl. She's got that boy working for it.

Posted by: dartist at August 12, 2021 12:43 PM (+ya+t)

331 270 Megan probably is not good bed-decadence wise.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:29 PM (wQb4c)

You're forgetting that she was a yacht whore.
______________

IMO, her skin color, or at least the fact that she's half-black, is what really made her appealing to Harry.

He's always had that Afro-centric, white savior thing going on. In marrying her he could signal his own (phony) superior virtue by choosing a member of a lower-class, "oppressed" demographic, while simultaneously avoiding getting too far away from the wealthy, lefty white women he preferred as sex partners. Markle looks more white than black, and there's a reason why the ex-con black mom (who had very little to do with Markle as she was growing up) is always featured in the family photos.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2021 12:43 PM (k4dH2)

332 329 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken. It morbid.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 12:41 PM (gmxXe)

Well he is married to Michelle

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:43 PM (Zmnko)

333 Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.

How would you tell?

Posted by: oooOOOooo at August 12, 2021 12:44 PM (7U9gO)

334 puffery?

Posted by: Jesus Loves at August 12, 2021 12:44 PM (pfHI1)

335 1,200%?

That's a lot of oral-fecal transmission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2021 12:44 PM (6vCd7)

336 Who has sucked more cock Megan or Barack ?

Number of unique cocks or total times? The former probably Megan, the latter almost certainly Barack.

Also, every sentence with "cock" in it sounds like a Norm MacDonald riff.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

337 Mandatory Vaccination
http://stonetoss.com/

Posted by: rd at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (Z32m1)

338 "An Austrian loudmouth who scoffs at freedom and demands compliance with the government's dictates...Why do I feel like I've heard this before?"
Posted by: pep

I forget which one it was, but one of the higher-ranking Wehrmacht generals said of Hitler (before the war), a businessman whose wares are good does not need to boost them in the loud tones of a market crier.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (KAi1n)

339 So why didn't they report it as an 1,800% increase? Because people would think that was fake. 1,829% is serious shit though.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (kmxth)

340 Somehow Bill Clinton is still alive.....

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (uUDKV)

341 Buy exercise equipment for your home. You'll save money in the long run.
Plus, you don't have to deal with other people at the gym.
---------------------
And you can pee in the shower if you need to!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (UHVv4)

342 Wilhelm von Leeb.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:46 PM (KAi1n)

343 Fauci had a hand in creating the virus. He helped fund it. He obfuscated official government policy to do that, then when caught he tried to hide it. He's done nothing but try to cover up, mislead and coerce or force people into actions, and the media, who needs to collectively be lit on fire, helped him.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:46 PM (VpIIl)

344 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken. It morbid.

He looked bad in 2016, he looks a lot worse now. Cue up "Everyone's Got AIDS".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ZGrMX)

345 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken.

He's looked increasingly awful every year since 2008, and those purple lips are not a natural look either. I wouldn't at all be shocked if he was suffering from some very long term illness or disease.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

346 Holy shit, i missed this.

They renamed the new Tappan Zee bridge to the cuomo bridge. How arrogant. This is a bridge between NY and NJ and paid for by federal money, and that scumbag gombah tried to name it after his father? That whole fucking family needs to see the foundation of the bridge up close.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 12, 2021 12:46 PM (t+fpV)

347 330 Markle strikes me as the dead "Make me cum" sort of girl. She's got that boy working for it.
Posted by: dartist at August 12, 2021 12:43 PM (+ya+t)

Now? Yes. To get him on the hook? She used every skill she had from the yachts and to get acting gigs she full on.

And I still hold that on her one show people might know her from, she was the third in line of women that dudes would want to roll around with.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (G2zl5)

348 Unusual for a supposed "black" mother.

She's even less African than Obama. But super pale genes are usually quite recessive, yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12,

Saw a video clip the other day of a Korean mother and white father showing off their new baby which is a Korean/Black mix. The "father" is heard saying something about strange genetics. Then a caption pops up saying "So, who is going to tell him?"

I found it amusing at least.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Mo2gk)

349 >Don't you see how dangerous this is?! Even vaccinated people are getting sick!
So get vaccinated!
Posted by: The CDC at August 12, 2021 12:37 PM (oBAbT)

Also don't go to the 12 most vaxxed countries on the planet.

I wish science had this many correct answers when I was in school. I would have aced every exam.

Posted by: all doubt removed at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (S2eH9)

350 So why didn't they report it as an 1,800% increase? Because people would think that was fake. 1,829% is serious shit though.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (kmxth)


Way back I recall hearing that Mt. Everest measured out at 29,000 feet. That sounded fake so they said it was 29,028 feet.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (AiZBA)

351 Warning: Math ahead!

1,829% increase = Increase by a factor of 17.29. Remember, a 100% increase is a doubling.

6 cases per day = 17.29 * baseline average
Baseline Average = 6/17.29 = ~0.3 case per day

Posted by: butch at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (cHvOo)

352 i smell biscuits

Posted by: Jesus Loves at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (pfHI1)

353 1800% increase?
Damn that DeathSantis and his evil treatment of residents of the far far far northern Florida Keys.

Posted by: Dr. Saucy Fauci at August 12, 2021 12:47 PM (JjMWb)

354 Curious.. The first kid is very fair.. Unusual for a supposed "black" mother.. Second kid I haven't seen pictures of because they are selling them to the highest bidder
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 12:32 PM (Zmnko)
___

lol

For those of us half-black/half-white peeps, who have children with a white man, you never know what you're gonna get.

Sorta like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (RU4sa)

355 I found it amusing at least.

Dude's got horns on him like an Irish Elk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

356 Wouldn't touch that sow with Pelosi's member.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (kmxth)

357 Team,
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In the interests of environmental justice, many other products will be replaced in favor of more earth-friendly alternatives. We will keep you posted as we make more decisions regarding cleaning products, and you can also keep yourself in real time by visiting the Real Estate and Workplace Facilities Management page on Sharepoint.

Thank you,

Posted by: Janitorial Karen at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (3p5uk)

358 Mandatory Vaccination
http://stonetoss.com/
Posted by: rd at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (Z32m1)


scary

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (2o90I)

359 "The Texas Senate has passed Senate Bill 1, the voting security bill."

Excellent news.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (49Exr)

360 "The Texas Senate has passed Senate Bill 1, the voting security bill."

"Denied under the Voting Rights Act, you southern bigots"
--Judge Kamehameha

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

361 354

lol

For those of us half-black/half-white peeps, who have children with a white man, you never know what you're gonna get.

Sorta like a box of chocolates.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 12, 2021 12:48 PM (RU4sa)

Momma said that's life....

Posted by: kraken at August 12, 2021 12:49 PM (6Je/Q)

362 Buy exercise equipment for your home. You'll save money in the long run.
Plus, you don't have to deal with other people at the gym.
Posted by: Iasonas

I have a bunch of dumbbells and use my couch to do dumbbell presses (1 arm at a time of course; it's a couch). I'm at the low-hanging fruit stage, but there are machines I'd love to use. But as it is, there is a lot I can do + my desk cycle, walking/running....

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 12:50 PM (KAi1n)

363 >Posted by: rd at August 12, 2021 12:45 PM (Z32m1)

A variation of plata o plomo

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 12:50 PM (DXFDM)

364 Way back I recall hearing that Mt. Everest measured out at 29,000 feet. That sounded fake so they said it was 29,028 feet.

I was in the SHOWER!

Posted by: Mt. Everest at August 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ZsR3z)

365

I support, nay, demand Mandatory Insemination!

Of your children. On private islands.

Posted by: Pedo Bill G. at August 12, 2021 12:50 PM (VqE5K)

366 But of course. Screw your Freedom Schwarzenegger appears without benefit of mask.

https://bit.ly/3fY5adC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 12:51 PM (d9FiS)

367 I was in the SHOWER!
Posted by: Mt. Everest at August 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ZsR3z)
++++
HAHAHAHA

Given the conditions up there, I'm pretty sure "shrinkage" is a constant problem...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 12:51 PM (3p5uk)

368 Warning: Math ahead!
.......

ABORT! ABORT! AHOOGA!

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2021 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

369 Oh, the Taliban captured Kunduz and in the process captured a bunch of Soviet made medium tanks, a bunch of our newer MaxxPro MRAP's a bunch of heavy artillery and all kinds of war making goodies.

But all is well, says Puddin Head.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2021 12:51 PM (VpIIl)

370 Willow bait:
Have you ever seen the resemblance between Harry, and Diana's "riding instructor*"?
Uncanny. Totally obvious.
*Yeah, the jokes, they make themselves

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 12, 2021 12:52 PM (7Fj9P)

371 On ZH, title of one their most recent posts: "It's Going to be Really Awkward if the Taliban Takes Kabul by September 11th."

Indeed. So, in two #twoweeks there won't be a Durham Report, but Kabul might have fallen. What a waste of lives, time, and treasure.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:52 PM (wQb4c)

372 N00d inflation

Posted by: Buzzion at August 12, 2021 12:53 PM (G2zl5)

373 Will Schwarzenegger wear a mask and some more protection the next time he gets the urge to engage in decadence with his maid(s)?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 12:53 PM (wQb4c)

374 Lara Jakes
@jakesNYT
Exclusive: American negotiators are trying to extract assurances from the Taliban that they will not attack the U.S. Embassy in Kabul to avoid evacuating as the extremist group advances toward the capital after seizing cities across Afghanistan. @nytimes

-
Now, that's power projection!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 12:53 PM (d9FiS)

375 You're welcome, Dukes county. We would've never seen this staggering 1829% growth without me and my contributions.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 12, 2021 12:34 PM


You'd think they'd be thanking you, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2021 12:53 PM (m+jkK)

376

nooood btw

Posted by: artisanal ette at August 12, 2021 12:54 PM (2o90I)

377 Oh, the Taliban captured Kunduz and in the process captured a bunch of Soviet made medium tanks, a bunch of our newer MaxxPro MRAP's a bunch of heavy artillery and all kinds of war making goodies.
___

Those MaxxPro's are not very easy to fix.

They'll be broken down on the road before too long.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 12, 2021 12:55 PM (RU4sa)

378 He looks sick; he's lost weight and his eyes are sunken.

He's looked increasingly awful every year since 2008, and those purple lips are not a natural look either. I wouldn't at all be shocked if he was suffering from some very long term illness or disease.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


The Slims.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 12:55 PM (OCTRt)

379 For those of us half-black/half-white peeps, who have children with a white man, you never know what you're gonna get.
_______________

Which is apparently what the unidentified "raaaaaaacist" royal family member was speculating about: "Do you think the baby will have dark skin or light skin or somewhere in between?" It's akin to wondering if a baby will have blue eyes or brown eyes, or if it will have blond hair or brown hair. Just normal human curiosity about what a baby will look like. But the ludicrously race-obsessed Markle turned it into an international scandal.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2021 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

380 These numbers are meaningless in any real way. Both COVID infections and especially deaths were hiked up as that is where big bucks from Uncle Sam to healthcare systems both Federal and Private were generated from. If you had a hospice patient dying of cancer and he got COVID....his death was listed as being from COVID.

The CDC very quietly admitted that they way overinflated the number of COVID infections in Florida by about 13,000 cases. Whoopsies! I don't think that they would have corrected the number if it weren't for Florida's Department of Health catching this and calling them on it.

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2021 12:58 PM (oiNtH)

381 Butch...ummmm, no. A 182% increase = multiply by 19.29.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 01:00 PM (+56GQ)

382 1829, not 182.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 01:01 PM (+56GQ)

383 Greetings:

Sorry, but I not following the math.

Percentages can be used statistically to exaggerate the importance of low numbers, especially single digit lows.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 12, 2021 01:02 PM (uuklp)

384 I was invited to both the Markle 40th party and the Obama 60th and had to choose. Looking back now, with the superspreader event the Martha's Vineyard has become, I'm happy I went to the Hollywood event. It was held at Chuck E. Cheese and was a lot of fun. I have a pocketful of tokens left over if anyone needs them.

Posted by: One-Percenter at August 12, 2021 01:16 PM (JPtHE)

385 A sophisticated, vaccinated crowd that that will carry their infections to various parts of the country; enough time and distance, and probably deliberate non-reporting of cases, to completely mask any cases contracted at the highly sophisticated, high-IQ suck fest on Martha's Vineyard. They knew this going in and use it to their advantage. And remember - they really do hate your effin' guts.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 12, 2021 01:20 PM (M9SBl)

386 Re homeschooling...I can help too. But definitely check out HSLDA. Some states are very easy and some are harder, but it is all definitely worth the effort. There are millions of ways to homeschool, even working parents can, just a matter of childcare. No one has to do school in the morning. It can be done after dinner if that is what works for the family.

Posted by: Sassy at August 12, 2021 01:26 PM (xSICi)

387 this is happening everywhere. small numbers of infections lead to big (media HUGE !!!) jumps in infections as the Delta variant and others (hear rumor that there is no definitive test for Delta, just a guess) now leading to renewed masking and coming lockdowns by the tyrants (almost all DEMOCRATS)

Posted by: government here to save you at August 12, 2021 02:41 PM (lNSu6)

388 Too bad it isn't something that's actually dangerous.

Posted by: Anotheranon at August 12, 2021 03:18 PM (C9M1C)

389 > Gee I hope none of this sophisticated crowd is hospitalized and suffers brain degeneration or anything.

They'd have to have brains for that to happen.

Posted by: Scott at August 12, 2021 05:14 PM (BY6CQ)

390 They were so happy when they were telling us about how smart they are.

Posted by: FatAlbert at August 13, 2021 03:57 AM (uEauf)

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